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See that aspiring model? That was me, Deb,

until the day I died.

I thought I'd go straight to heaven,

but there was a bit of a mix-up

and I woke up in someone else's body.

So now I'm Jane,

a super-busy lawyer with my very own assistant.

I got a new life, a new wardrobe.

The only people who know what's going on with me

are my girlfriend, Stacy, and my guardian angel, Fred.

I used to think everything happened for a reason.

And, well, I sure hope I was right.

How much longer on the fries? We got customers.

Excuse me.Grayson.

Uh-- What are you doing here?Ordering lunch.

What are you doing here?Well... Heh.

You work at Hot Dog on a Stick?

My client used me to defraud a hospital.

I turned him in to the DA. Now I'm facing disbarment.

So the only court that will have me is a food court.

I'm sorry. That's awful.Well, it's wrong,

but what am I gonna do?

How about get me my fries?

Oh, yeah.

Jane.Judge Paula Abdul.

"The truth will set me free."The truth has set you free.

But you gotta promise me you're gonna stay true to who you are,

no matter what.

I promise.Really?

Would I lie to you, Judge Paula Abdul?

♪ Oh, yeah♪

♪ Would I lie to you, honey♪

♪ No, no, no♪

♪ Would I say something That wasn't true♪

♪ I'm asking you, sugar Would I lie to you?♪

♪ My friends Know what's in store♪

♪ I won't be here anymore ♪

♪ I've packed my bags I've cleaned the floor ♪

♪ Watch me walking Walking out the door♪

♪ Believe me♪

♪ I'll make it, make it♪

♪ Would I lie to you♪

♪ Would I lie to you, honey ♪ ♪ Honey, would I lie to you♪

♪ Would I say something That wasn't true♪

♪ I'm asking you, sugar Would I lie to you♪

♪ Tell you straight No intervention♪

♪ To your face No deception♪

♪ You're the biggest fake That much is true♪

♪ Had all I can take Now I'm leaving you♪

♪ You, you, you You, you, you ♪

♪ Oh, oh Would I lie to you♪

♪ Would I lie to you, honey♪

♪ Now, would I say something that wasn't true♪

♪ I'm asking you, sugar Would I lie to you, you, you♪

♪ You, you, you, you ♪

Jane.

Hi.You were singing.

And I was dancing.

You were dreaming again.

I was selling hot dogs on sticks.

So it was a dirty dream?Oh.

My head hurts. Did we drink last night?

Your husband showed up and you passed out.

I was hoping my husband was part of the dream.

You know, and just when I was getting a handle on her life.

Is he still out there?I sent him away.

But you're meeting him for lunch.

Ugh. I don't get it.

No one in my life has ever mentioned a husband to me.

He's your secret husband.

Who has a secret husband?Maybe you're like Julia Roberts

in Sleeping with the Enemy and you're on the run.

Thank you. I feel so much better now.

Or like Sandra Bullock in The Proposal,

and it was a green-card wedding you kept secret.

He was wearing plaid, so maybe he's from Canada.

Our great neighbor to the south.

At lunch, you can ask him everything.

But now you have to get to work.

Oh, no, no, sweetie, I'm being disbarred,

so I don't have to go to work anymore.

Mm-mm. Teri just called

and said your final paycheck will be on your desk at 10 a.m.

And our rent is due. Yesterday.

Jane, thank God you're here.Oh.

It's nice to see you too. I'm here to get my paycheck.

Which won't be till Friday.

You told Stacy--

I had to get you to the office. You have a client waiting.

You're not the one with amnesia, I don't work here anymore.

You made a commitment to take on a pro bono case.

You're still a lawyer until disbarred.

No.

Paralegals have done all the prep work.

You just rep the client.

The trial was to be in a few weeks,

but given the circumstances, it's expedited.

What circumstances?

Jackie was born with an enlarged heart.

Her Cardiologist says

if she doesn't have the procedure soon, she's...

File says you're covered by insurance

and she's a qualified dependent.

They refuse to pay for the surgery.

They say the procedure is experimental.

Translation: They're trying to save a buck.

She needs a special pacemaker

that retrains the back muscles to contract around the heart.

It's her only chance.

According to the AMA,

the experimental procedure has saved 29 lives.

Jackie should be number 30.

Okay, you should know that I'm being disbarred.

Which has nothing to do with her qualifications.

You should find someone whose

status as a lawyer is not in question.

There's no time.

Her condition has deteriorated over the past few days.

The trial has been moved up to this afternoon.

Mama?Yes?

Maggie says she wants to be your baby.

But, honey, Maggie is your doll.

You'll take good care of her.

Right, Mommy?

Just one second.

If you called the Center for Justice,

you could've gotten another lawyer.

She doesn't need another lawyer, she needs you.

It is not fair to get that woman's hopes up.

What if I get disbarred mid-trial?

I guess you'd better fight that disbarment.

You did this all on purpose, didn't you?

The world works in mysterious ways.

I did take the liberty of finding you

an attorney to represent you.

He's waiting in the room.What attorney?

I found someone who believes in you.

Hi.Hi.

I'm Tony Nicastro,

I'll be representing you in your hearing.

Oh.If it's not inappropriate,

may I say you look radiant.

Well, thank you.

And for the record, it's never inappropriate.

I tried to call you last night.Oh, yeah.

Um-- Stacy and I had a girls' night.

Mm.I was gonna tell you

about this disbarment, but--

Teri filled me in. You were trying to be ethical,

yet breached a rule of ethics.

The right thing was the wrong thing.

California Rule of Professional Conduct 3-100.

I hate that one.So do I.

You're cool with me?Totally cool.

As your boyfriend, it would be my honor

to fight for your honor.

Sounded less dorky in my head.

Now, you said, "Boyfriend."

Mm-hm. Is that okay?Yeah.

You just have never used that word before,

and I didn't know...

So you're my boyfriend.

Hmm.

What's going on in there?

What's going on up there?

I was in a good mood,

so I decided to brighten things up.

If it weren't actionable,

I'd say you look smoking hot.

Based on their body language,

they might wanna close the blinds.

Tony's representing Jane at the disbarment hearing.

She told me she wasn't contesting it.

She wrote me a letter of resignation.

Guess she changed her mind.

Tony called to make sure Jane had the firm's support.

I assured him she did.

You shouldn't have done that.Why?

She committed an ethics violation

that opens our firm to civil liability.

Why not just terminate her now,

avoid the embarrassment of the hearing?

Two words: Employment contract.

If you fire her, you'd have to pay her out.

But if she gets disbarred, you don't owe her a cent.

Have to protect the firm.

Convince the jury that they should cover Jackie's procedure.

I need to argue that the jerks who run

the insurance company are-- Jerks.

Agreed.Am I interrupting?

Yes.No.

I'm up to speed, Teri. I can handle this.

Okay, brought you a couple of different choices.

So I need something suitable for lunch with my husband,

then a disbarment hearing with my boyfriend.

Boyfriend? Oh!

I know. Tony just said it.

We didn't even have the what-am-I-to-you conversation.

Oh. Yay.

Okay, so how about this

curve-accentuating pencil skirt

with this "Wow, check out my cleavage" top?

It's too trashy.

Okay, um, how about this?

I have to wear Spanx with those, what if I have to pee?

This is harder than a Project Runwaychallenge.

You know what is so unfair?

I don't even remember my own wedding.

I mean, did I wear a designer gown?

Did they release doves?

I mean, who caught my bouquet?I've been thinking.

No one, including your own mom, knows you're married.

I'm guessing you eloped.

Ugh. A Vegas wedding? So tacky.

Are you nervous about your lunch with Ethan?

Because as her husband, he knew her better

than anyone else and it is possible

he will figure out I am not the same old Jane?

Yup, that's where I was going.

Oh, sweetie, what about

the skirts with the cardigan?

With the husband, I can be buttoned up and proper.

With the boyfriend, I can tease a little.

Mm. From bore to whore.

It's perfect.Ha-ha.

Hi.It is really good to see you.

You too.I'm so sorry about the surprise.

None of your old numbers worked.Oh, it's fine.

Wow, it's been seven years and you look better than ever.

You know, people change a lot in seven years,

so I might seem like a completely different person.

I can only imagine what you're thinking.

What do you think I'm thinking?

After all this time,

I just show up out of nowhere.

Are you angry?I don't really know how I feel.

There is something different.No. No, there-- No. Mm-mm.

I'm just the same old Jane Bingum.

Ha-ha. Wow, it's hot out here, right?

Back then, you never wore pink lipstick.

It looks good.Oh.

Straight men don't compliment makeup.

Are you gonna tell me you're gay?

Because that's okay. My high school boyfriend was gay.

After our marathon weekend in Tahoe,

how could you even joke about that?

You were amazing.Really?

Unforgettable.

Well, if you say so. Ha-ha.

Um-- Ethan, seven years is a long time ago.

Why would I be mad at you?Well, I'm not--

Jane.Tony. Hey. Oh.

Hi, Teri told me you were here.

Tony, this is Ethan, my expert witness in my pro bono case.

The disciplinary hearing's been moved up an hour.

We gotta go.Oh.

I'm sorry.

I guess we'll continue later?Okay.

Bye.

Jane.Hi.

All right, I'll see you guys inside.

Does Parker know you're here?I don't need his permission.

Thank you.Jane,

every law student starts school with one dream.

To get rich.GRAYSON: No.

To fight for what's right.

Look at any application. It'll say the same thing,

"I wanna become an attorney because I believe in justice."

You did the right thing.

Ahem. If you're done being all lawyer-y,

can I have a moment with my bestie?

Sure.

Okay, so I told my tai chi instructor

Ming Wa about your job issues.

And she told me that in Chinese culture,

a live goldfish can bring good luck

and harmony to the workplace.

So I named her Tyra,

because it kind of sounds Chinese.

Oh, thank you. Um...

Where am I supposed to put Tyra?

Oh. I will keep her safe in my bag during your hearing.

And I already got a bowl for her at home.

I thought this through.

By turning in her own client and disclosing information,

Miss Bingum broke the rules.

A word describes a person who substitutes her own judgment

for that of the collective, it's "arrogance."

If we allow lawyers to ignore ethical rules,

it won't be long before there are no ethics at all.

In our law, intent matters.

And what was Miss Bingum's intent?

To stop the perpetration of a multimillion-dollar fraud.

In Chicago or Miami, Jane Bingum would be a hero.

Illinois, Florida and other states

allow an attorney to breach privilege

to prevent a financial crime.

California doesn't yet recognize that exception,

but we should.

Disbarring a talented and compassionate lawyer

will do more harm to the profession than enforcing

a dated rule that puts a criminal on the street.

Your Honor, the state would like to call a witness.

What? No-- We had no notice, Your Honor.

This witness approached us.

She can clarify Miss Bingum's mental state.

We'd like to call Kim Kaswell.

Both the managing partner and I warned Miss Bingum

not to disclose the client information.

Didn't you used to date her?

So you're saying Jane Bingum knew

exactly what she was doing?

Absolutely. I even cited California Rule 3-100

hours before she mailed the tape to the DA.

I wanna do the cross.Not a good idea.

Counselor.Trust me, Tony.

I know how she thinks.It's your career.

Miss Kaswell, you and I are on the same partnership track,

aren't we?That's right.

So you see me as competition, don't you?

I've never considered you competition.

You don't like me, do you?I like you just fine.

Oh, really? Because we've worked together for six years.

How many times have we had a meal together?

Uh-- I just assumed you preferred not to eat

in front of other people.

Bitch.

Miss Kaswell, why did you wanna become a lawyer?

Excuse me?When you were in college,

trying to decide what you wanted to do, why the law?

What did you write on your application?

I wrote that I believed in justice.

That you wanted to fight for what's right.

Did my clients do right when they committed fraud?

Of course not.Did I pursue justice

in reporting them?Justice as you saw it.

Bad highlights.

As a lawyer,

do you think that we should allow our clients

to use us to commit fraud?

I think we shouldn't put ourselves in that situation.

Thank you.

Excuse me.Yeah?

I thought you might want an update.

Not really, no.

The woman saved your life.

She took a bullet for you

and asked for nothing in return.

And why is this any of your business?

The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.

If that's your pitch for the firm's motto, it's a downer.

It's Shakespeare. Henry VI.

Dick the Butcher knew in order to get away with lying,

you had to kill the defenders of the truth.

So you're telling me you majored in English?

I think you should support Jane.

She turned in a client.

A client who used her to commit a crime.

If this firm got the reputation for defending the truth,

I don't think it'd hurt us.

Miss Williams, will you tell me about your daughter?

She's the love of my life,

my only child. She loves animals.

We watch Animal Planet every night.

And we say that she's got a big heart because

she has so much love to give.

Is there a medical procedure that can help Jackie?

Yes, there is.

Her doctor says it's her only chance.

I don't wanna make this difficult,

but I have a copy of your policy.

I'd like for you to read the highlighted portion.

Paragraph 17.

It's marked "Exhibit A."

"The policy excludes coverage for treatments, procedures,

or medications that are deemed experimental."

Are you aware the lab that developed this procedure

considers it experimental?

Yes, but it's worked--Are you aware

in the past two years

the FDA has recalled 291 medical devices

that were rushed to market?

Objection. Counsel's testifying.

Withdrawn. No more questions.

Permission to redirect.

Wanda,

what are you holding on your lap?

Can you show us, please?

It's my daughter's doll.

Maggie.

And why are you holding Maggie?

Jackie asked me to.

She said that if something happened to her,

she didn't want me to be alone.

No more questions.

Yay. You're home.Hey.

What a day. And these new pumps,

they're killing me.Hmm.

Hold on.

You don't drink wine alone.

Hey.Hey, Ethan.

You never told me you volunteered

with special-needs kids while clerking 16-hour days.

I guess I like to keep busy.

You are modest. Always were.

Heh. Well, I'm gonna get these shoes off

because my feet haven't hurt this much

since those 16-hour days.

So tell me more about Jane. Like, how did you two kids meet?

Excuse me.

Hmm.

Ha.

Hey.Is Jane here?

Um, yeah, she's just, um... Mm.

She'll be right out. Come in.

Tony, this is Ethan, our plumber.

Ahem, uh, we have a leaky faucet that just won't stop leaking.

Aren't you also Jane's expert witness?

Ahem. An expert in plumbing.

Which really comes in handy in an insurance case.

What's going on here?

Uh, look, it's not a big deal anymore.

I'm Jane's husband.

Her husband?Yeah.

Is this some sort of joke?

I gotta go.

Hey, was that the door?

Jane, uh, don't freak out, but it was Tony.

And Ethan just told him--

Oh, no, no. No.

Wait. What's the big deal? He's just your lawyer.

No, he's my boyfriend.Oh.

Oh, thank God.

Let me do all the talking.

Fred.Fred?

I'm back.

You know, I saw enough of the world,

and I realized L.A. is my lady and I'm not gonna leave her.

Hmm.Just like that?

Just like that. Oh, I brought gifts.

I need to talk to you alone.Later, he said he has gifts.

How about breakfast?

Oh. I have to be in court.

I'll come to your office. You like raisin bagels?

In theory.Great. I'll see you there.

Okay.Chocolates from Belgium.

Hmm.Caviar from Russia.

And from the Philippines, a jar of balut.

Ba-- What?Balut. Fertilized duck eggs.

It's delicious on toast.

So you mind if I crash with you guys again?

Just until I find a place of my own.

Stay as long as you want.

But we'll need help with rent, if you lose your job.

No problem-o. Are we out of mayo?

Because that would be a problem-o.

In the garage. Twelve grams of fat per tablespoon.

If I want it, I gotta walk for it. I'll be right back.

What the hell is going on, Jane?Excuse me?

I'm exploring the world, minding my business.

When I get a call from my former boss.

He tells me your life is a total mess,

and I am getting my wings back to go keep watch on you.

So you are my guardian angel again.

For now and forever, like it or not.

You can cut the 'tude, because I'm the one

who should be angry with you.Come again?

Why didn't you tell me about my husband?

My job was and is to help you navigate your new life.

Uh-huh. What?He wasn't a part of it.

Now that he is, what do you think?

I don't know.

I mean, he makes me nervous, you know?

Which I thought was because

he might figure out I'm not really me,

but now it's like my body has a reaction to him,

which is weird.

So every time that I'm around Ethan,

my heart races and my palms sweat.

Jane, I think I know what's going on here.

What?Jane,

I think Ethan is totally hot.

Stay away from him, sister. Oh.

Oh. You like him.

You wouldn't tell me to stay away unless you like him.

Stop it.Oh, my God.

Jane is in love with her husband, Jane.

Okay, I just can't deal with this right now.

I've got a little girl

who needs me to save her life.

So I'm going to go review the case file

and then I'm gonna go to sleep.

Can I interest you in some balut?

Um-- No, thank you.

The raisins really elevate the bagel.

It's like adding a burst of juicy goodness in every bite.

It's like you never had one before.

Ha, ha. Anyway, um... You had something to tell me.

When we got married,

we'd only been dating a couple months.

And we both know why we rushed it.

Right.

I owe you my life. Is that what you wanna hear?

I was unemployed

and no insurance company would cover my leukemia

because it was a pre-existing condition.

No one knows about us.

I know. That was my idea.

Just in case things didn't work out with us.

Okay.

I didn't wanna take off like that.

But the job in Argentina

was the chance of a lifetime and...

I'm so sorry about the postcard.

I was young, and that was a stupid way

to break up with you.

Okay. No, I see. Yeah. Um...

Are you back because you're sick again?

No, no. Um...

Jane, I'm in love.

Her name is Claudia,

and since you and I never officially got divorced...

You want a divorce. Yes. That's why you're back.

That's, um... That's great.

And I can take care of that because I'm a lawyer.

Um-- Oh, I actually have to get to court.

So go ahead and just finish the bagels.

We feel terrible about Jackie Williams.

She is a sweet, adorable little girl.

So why deny the muscle-wrap procedure?

The procedure was developed by Axil Laboratories.

They consider it experimental. We would be irresponsible

to approve a procedure before the trials have concluded.

Thank you.

Mr. Melvoy, are you on the advisory board

of Axil Laboratories?

Yes, I am. Axil is a nonprofit lab

and they look to industry leaders for guidance.

Did you recently convince the board

to delay an approval of the surgery

and recommend another five-year trial?

It was my assessment five years would be prudent.

Your assessment as a doctor?

I'm not a doctor.Right.

Because if you were, I would call you Dr. Melvoy,

and you would have an obligation to save Jackie's life.

So help me out here. Since you're not a doctor,

how is your input helpful in deciding whether or not

that girl will live or die?

She's badgering, Your Honor.Badgering? No, no, no.

See, I am so not badgering.

If I was badgering, I'd poke him

with a little stick and I would tell the jury

he's a nimrod who cares more about the bottom line

than helping people.LAWYER: Objection.

Disregard Miss Bingum's last statement.

Your Honor, I think the jury has a right to know

that Mr. Melvoy isn't any more qualified

than, say, Lady Gaga,

in deciding what happens to Jackie Williams.

You've made that point, Miss Bingum. Move on.

Mr. Melvoy, can you estimate

how many of your insured would be eligible for the procedure

over the next five years, if it were available now?

Oh, and I have a copy of your internal memo,

if you need to refresh your memory.

Approximately 200.

How much would procedure cost per person?

About $100,000.

So by delaying the approval of the muscle wrap by five years,

your company will save about $20 million.

On paper, but that's--No more questions.

Hi. I'm so glad to see you.

I'll continue to represent you in your disbarment hearing,

but as for whatever we had--

No, wait. Stop. We still have what we had.

This isn't what it seems, Tony.So you aren't married?

Well, I hadn't seen my husband in seven years.

We got married because he had leukemia

and needed to get on my insurance policy.

Which means--Which means--

-you committed insurance fraud.

What?Jane,

you were a lawyer when you married him.

That fraud is not only a felony,

it's a violation of the code of professional responsibility.

I can no longer represent you.Please, stop.

I saved his life.

Doesn't that count for something?

I should go.Tony?

Parker, I know you don't wanna see me right now,

but I need a moment of your time.

Okay. Are you aware of my pro bono case?

Little girl, bad heart.

I need you to take it over for me.

Why? I heard it's going well.

For reasons I would rather not discuss,

Tony is no longer representing me at my hearing.

I still don't follow.

I cannot risk being disbarred

before my case reaches a verdict.

Since I know you want me out of here

as soon as possible,

I would like to make you a deal.

I will give up my practice

and waive any claims under my contract,

if you agree to take over the Jackie Williams case.

You just need to make the closing.

I can walk you through.

You're willing to give up your career

to ensure the well-being of a client?

Yes. Clients come first.

At least, clients like this one.

The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.

Dick the Butcher. Heh.

Oh, I knew Shakespeare.

Now is the winter of our discontent,

made glorious summer by this sun of York.

And all the clouds that lour'd upon our house,

in the deep bosom of the ocean buried.

What are you doing? Richard III,Act 1, Scene 1.

Apparently.

Okay, I'm not gonna represent Jackie Williams.

But I will represent you in your hearing,

so you can continue representing Jackie and working at this firm.

I thought you wanted me gone.

As managing partner, I reserve the right to change my mind.

Your Honor, what my client did was wrong.

And, yes, she violated the rules of professional responsibility.

But those are not the only rules.

There is also the criminal code.

Miss Bingum hasn't been charged with any crime,

that is irrelevant.Hold on a minute.

I did a little digging.

The check from the hospital

to her client hadn't been cashed yet.

Thus, by reporting the fraud to the DA,

she stopped the fraud from ever reaching fruition.

Your Honor, the doctrine of renunciation

requires an unequivocal withdrawal from a conspiracy

before a crime is completed.

If Miss Bingum waited until the check was cashed,

she could have been charged as an accessory.

Quite simply, disclosure was her only recourse.

Very interesting argument, Mr. Parker.

And quite honestly, I find your logic compelling.

I'm dismissing the complaint against your client

and reinstating her as a member of the bar.

Whoo-hoo!

Counselor.

Um, thank you, Mr. Parker.

You're welcome, Miss Bingum.

Should we hug or something?

Jane.Teri?

Jackie collapsed. She's in the ER. It's critical.

Excuse me.

Wanda.Jane, it's bad. It's really bad.

The doctor said she's got 48 hours, maybe less.

She needs the procedure now. Can we go back to court?

Even if we waived closing,

the jury would need time to deliberate.

You have to do something.

Please.

I'll be in touch as soon as possible, okay?

Okay.

I'm sorry your client is in the ER,

but what do you expect us to do?

Here's what's gonna happen if Jackie dies.

I came across the memo with the 200 names of your insured

that need the procedure over the next five years.

I will contact every one of those members

and represent them against your company.

That's illegal and actionable

under the professional rules of conduct.

Not if I do it pro bono.

Besides, I assume you know about my history

with the disciplinary committee.

I'm a lawyer who goes the distance.

Miss Bingum, if I authorize this procedure,

the floodgates will open.

Any client that wants any experimental procedure

will have a claim.

There's one way around that.

Convince the board of directors of Axil Labs

that this particular procedure should be approved.

What's going on?I have a conference call set up

with the entire board of Axil Labs.

They're looking to you for guidance.

This is Gus Melvoy.

So there I was at the summit of Mount Everest,

when the Sherpa starts screaming:

Aah! Then--

All of a sudden, this avalanche of ice is coming towards us.

So I grab the group and I get them to take cover

behind this huge boulder and the ice goes right around us.

I mean, I wouldn't say that I was a hero,

but I guess that's what everybody else was saying, so...

This caviar is delicious.

Where did you say you got it again?

Uh-- From a fisherman off the Caspian Sea.

It's beluga, finest in the world.

And this chocolate is from Belgium?

Yeah, and they're truffles, which makes them more expensive.

Mm. When you said you went around the world,

did you mean the World Market in Hollywood?

Wow. I don't-- I don't know what you're--

You're talking about.It's right here.

Everything you bought is on this receipt.

You know what? I am running late

for a-- An interview.

With a rock band, to play guitar.

You remember I play guitar, right?

No.Anyway, I gotta--

I'm so sorry. It's--

It was good to see you, though, all right?

Have a great day.

You forgot your shoes.

All right. Great. Thank you.

The cardiovascular surgeon just finished the procedure.

Everything looks good.

Thanks, Teri, for pushing me to do this.

You belong here.Yeah. I do.

Fred, where are your shoes?

That's not important now.

I am here on official guardian-angel business.

Okay.Remember you said

your heart was beating faster when you were with your husband?

Yeah.It's not just love

that elicits that response, it can also be anger.

When faced with a threat,

epinephrine is produced by the adrenal glands,

causing your heart to race and your palms to sweat.

Did they make you smarter?I looked it up on the Internet.

From what I can tell,

I don't think it's love you're experiencing.

Although, maybe Jane did love him at one point, now...

But now she's just pissed off.

You know what? I'm pissed off for her.

There's only one way to get rid of those feelings.

Xanax? Or Cheez Whiz.

Let him know how you feel.

He's in the lobby.

Thanks.

Oh, and, Fred,

I'm sorry that you had to give up the world for me.

I, uh...

I never traveled the world.

I never even left L.A.

But you said--

Yeah, I know. I guess I was just scared

to go by myself and--

And you were embarrassed to tell me?

That is so human.

Weird, huh?

Well, I'm just glad you're back.

Hey. I was hoping to get a timeline

on those divorce papers.

One question.

When did you apply for that job in Argentina?

What? Why?

Uh-- About a month before our wedding.

So you knew you were gonna leave her,

even before the wedding.

Her?You know what, Ethan?

You're a dirtbag.

You treated me like crap.

And you used me. And I loved you.

Jane, I'm so--No, I am still talking!

See, I am a really good person.

I know that I would have still saved your life

had you been honest with me.

So get your own lawyer

and draft up the divorce paperwork

and I will sign it immediately.

Feel better?Much.

Jane.Hi.

Congrats on the hearing.

I'm so glad to see you.

I owe you an apology.

I'm sorry that I didn't tell you about Ethan.

Well, you were in a difficult position.

Does that mean I get another chance? Heh.

Jane, ever since we started dating,

I've had the feeling that your mind's been on someone else.

Now I know who.

No. It's not like that.

So there's no one else?

I want to be with you, Tony.

And I want the same.

But...

There's nothing wrong with us

slowing things down.

Okay.For now.

No, I understand.

Okay.

I'll call you.Okay.

I will.Okay.

Hey.

Hi.

You okay?

Oh, I'm fine. It was a great day.

Parker gave a hell of speech, huh?

First thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.

What?You spoke to him, didn't you?

How'd you know?

Well, it sounds more like you than him.

Yeah, but--Thank you, Grayson.

You're a good friend.

Well, I didn't want you to leave.

This place wouldn't be the same without you.

Hmm.

Good night, Jane.