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Mom, you're pretty bad at this.

She is.

You suck at this game.

You're not really making them.

Do you need some help?

Yes.

I think she needs a bottle.

Here.

Help me guide it in.

Help me guide it into your arms.

Listen, you three.

I don't mind all this hooting and hollering,

but once the race starts, you guys got

to zip it.

You understand?

Oh, yeah.

Well, you just watch yourself, anyway, because those

guys go round and round and round.

Elise.

I'll go round and round and round your

head.

I didn't marry you for your brains.

Shut your pie hole.

No, no.

He didn't.

It's okay.

Wait.

What?

Oh, you can do it.

See?

Terrible throw.

You know, I love my sister-in-law,

and I don't mind you visiting, but once

this race starts, best quit it.

You love to see her go, or you

love to see her leave more, don't you?

In five minutes.

Race starts in five minutes.

You understand?

Five minutes?

No, you're out of time.

No, I'm not.

No, you're out of time.

I swear.

We've got to get back to our party

over here.

We need to.

You've got to stay calm for five minutes.

I have another one.

Careful.

Snappy's over there.

What?

Snappy's over there smoking our cigarettes?

Yeah, making Snappy.

Snappy.

How did you get that as a gift?

That was my wedding anniversary present.

That's what he got you?

Yes.

That's what he got her.

I can see what she's doing.

Just visit.

Free registration.

Well, I mean, he was hoping that, like,

maybe if I get my mouth open like

that, he might be able to get his

little toddler in there, but it's too soft.

I'll snap that thing off.

Snap it in half.

Isn't that the problem?

You're having him.

It's getting him hard?

Well, he hasn't been hard since 2003.

Literally.

Literally?

Literally.

Literally.

Well, I think there's other things you can

make hard.

This game's too hard.

Yeah.

Are you having trouble with the names yet?

What was the rules again?

The rules again is to get it in

the cup.

You know, in the hole.

Oh, I can get it in the hole.

Oh, you can get it in the hole.

I see you get it in the hole.

Oh, I get it in the hole all

the time.

So, I can get it in the hole.

What?

The ball.

Oh.

Yeah.

Do you have one?

I threw one in the cup right there.

No, I think.

No, she threw one in the hole.

This is what they were like at first.

Now they've grown a bit.

I mean, maybe if the ball was that

big, she could make it.

Yeah.

So, it was just a competition.

Which one's doing a better job?

Elise, will you and your step-sister shut

the fuck up?

Round and round and round.

Round and round and round.

I definitely think these are better than the

cards going around.

Yeah, I don't know why he likes to

watch this kind of shit.

What?

It's kind of, you know, I don't know.

Odd.

Potty hats for our redneck potty.

Yeah.

White cash.

Well, I think red is so much fun,

though.

Can you shake it on your butt, maybe?

Maybe.

She's got it.

Oh, she got it.

Did I land it?

Almost.

Almost.

Oh, no.

One on the head.

That's what she said.

Are we doing a dunce cap on the

head?

Shh.

You are a bit of a dunce.

What?

Dunce?

I don't even know what that is.

Good.

Anyway.

I think that's an interesting vocabulary.

Son, can you do me a favor?

Can you do me your own damn favor,

please?

Can you keep them both quiet?

The race is going to start in one

minute.

Just, please.

For the love of God and country.

Good luck, honey.

Good lucky hat on.

That was kind of lucky.

Keep it quiet.

Anyway.

So, about eating that dictionary.

You know this is your auntie's favorite position.

Go on.

No?

He's not going to pay any mind.

No.

Not at all.

I don't think this is a good idea.

That's right there.

Should we just go in the pool there?

Yeah.

You know the two of us can have

a lot of fun in the pool.

Oh, excuse me.

Do you mind if I just squeeze by?

Squeeze by.

It's such a tight, tight, tight.

Oh, it's tight, tight, tight.

Tight fit?

I remember that used to be tight.

I would say the same about you, girl.

Well, it's definitely as wet as this pool.

It's definitely as wet as this pool.

As wet as this pool.

And definitely as slippery.

Oh, I wonder why.

It's been filled so many times.

Yeah, it's definitely been filled.

I wonder if I ever should have emptied

it out.

Oh, but I can empty it out for

you.

Yeah?

Well, I don't know about.

Oh, damn.

Just leave it.

These are my favorite damn shoes.

Oh, well.

You got that duct tape over there?

Duct tape?

Nope.

Oh, yeah.

Are you getting this?

Are you getting this every time?

Yeah.

Oh, we used to be so hot.

All the boys wanted to visit.

Yes.

I'm Alice.

Just visit.

Free registration.

What?

Your boyfriends would tell us that anyway.

Well, you're the one that keeps stealing my

boyfriends.

Stealing your boyfriends?

Yes.

With your whore ways.

My whore?

Yes.

Give us your whore.

My whore?

Yes, your whore.

Oh.

What?

Slap it.

Slap it?

Slap it like you mean it.

Looks like he's having a little bit of

trouble.

Not as much trouble as he has.

He's never satisfying me, is he?

Not at all.

Nearly head here because he's on that damn

hat.

On that damn hat.

I know I can give better heads than

that.

I can think of a few places we

could slip him in.

Yeah.

We've got a little space in here.

This pool is just handy, you know?

It's just a nice place to come and

cool down.

Don't you know about your auntie and me

back in the day?

I'm not too aware.

Oh, back in the day.

Wet t-shirt competition?

There was no competition.

Well, considering she took everything off.

Well, there was no t-shirt.

So there was never a t-shirt.

Can you imagine that?

Yeah, she's really good.

Can you imagine that?

With that?

I can imagine that.

I can imagine that.

What do you say, son?

Do you want to hop in?

Yeah.

And you can get in the pool if

you like.

Sure.

He's watching his damn car.

He's starting to get a look.

You know he is.

Those cars are loud.

Yeah, now.

Then again, I know you like to get

loud.

Well, not when that thing starts slurping.

Oh, you know I love slurping.

Oh, yeah.

Come on, don't tell me you don't want

to get involved in here.

Yeah, I'm...

Okay, just...

Just keep it at it.

Please.

Come in.

Make yourself at home sweet home.

Yes, come on.

Don't touch him.

Don't be shy.

Yes.

You've got a monster, right?

Yeah.

Oh.

Are you sure he's a good idea?

Yeah, honestly.

He's fine.

Your mom would know.

Let me make sure that your hat stays

nice on your head.

Nice on his head, right?

So, what was that winning move I used

to do in all of the bikini competitions?

It was like face down, ass up.

Face down, ass up.

Yeah.

Well, I was close.

I bet you didn't know that your mom

had those kind of moves, right?

Yeah, I would have never imagined.

So, now you think you have a chance?

I better answer that.

I hate to burst your bubble butt, sis,

but that thing doesn't even move.

That thing doesn't even shake.

Well, it's better than yours.

Then shake it, shake it.

Don't break it.

Shake it.

You like that?

You like that?

Say you like it.

Yes.

I like it.

Tell us how much you like it.

A lot, actually.

Tell me you like mine more than your

auntie's.

No, tell her.

Hers is terrible.

Do I have to choose?

Which jiggles more?

Yeah, which one?

I think they're even.

You think they're even?

You don't even know.

Just visit.

Free registration.

I do remember those moves.

Hips to hip.

Hip to hip.

I like that.

I like that.

Pads are off, baby.

Get them down.

Get them down.

Well, before we do this, you know what

we should do first?

Close.

I think if you've got to judge, you've

got to get really up close.

Close, yeah?

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Which one's softer?

Go on, feel it.

Feel it.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

She's like...

I'm not going to have a laugh at

that.

They're pretty similar.

They're pretty similar?

Oh, the shoulder's feeling good.

Is it?

Yeah.

Oh, nobody's knocked that head off.

I guess teamwork leads to dream work.

Oh, yes.

She did win the Ronji competition.

Oh, man, you made his hat stay.

Oh, it's stuck.

It's stuck.

Oh, my God.

You're liking that, aren't you?

Careful, you might lose your hand up there.

Wow.

Well, I think I remember you taking more

dicks than I did.

Well, don't you remember everyone used to want

us?

And had us.

Everyone used to want us.

And had us, I guess.

Well, anyway, I think we need to...

I'm so lost.

You can't choose which one.

Do I have to?

Let's make it a little bit harder for

you, huh?

I think when we take these off, strip

down, oil up, it's going to be way

harder for him.

Absolutely, come here.

Oh, wow.

So nice.

Oh, you've already got one of mine.

Will you get my other one?

Please?

Oh, yes.

Okay, wait, I have to do that, too.

You're seeing this, son?

And the other one.

Oh, but it is outside, right?

Wow.

You're missing one spot for me, though.

I've still got clothes on.

Let me just grab this.

You're going to grab it?

All the way.

All the way.

Okay, I'll turn my ass around.

Yes.

Feel that.

And then turn around again.

I will.

Let your nephew see.

Just visit.

Free registration.

Hot wheel.

You like that, son?

Yeah.

That's good.

You like that?

It's right there.

I'm going to put this on my back

again.

Oh, look at that.

It's vertical over there.

Oh, yeah.

Wow, it makes me nice and quiet and

slippery.

Slippery like bubbles.

We'll see who's the slippery one.

Oh, it's my turn?

Mm-hmm.

Come over here.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, that feels so good.

Yeah?

It feels so wet.

That feels so good.

I just want it all over my body.

All over.

Inside my body.

You want it all inside your body?

Mm-hmm.

Maybe a bit just by here?

You have to show him, too, don't you?

Wow.

Yeah.

You want to touch?

Right there.

It's nice.

I think, like, maybe...

I want to slip and slide.

You want to slip and slide?

Slip and slide.

Oh, my God.

You guys said you would be quiet.

Oh, forget about him.

He's really...

Quiet.

You really think so?

Yeah.

Ah!

See, he didn't even notice.

What else can we do to make a

lot of noise?

I want to know.

I can imagine a few things.

Mm-hmm.

Well, I don't know.

I don't know if I can get the

back.

I'll do the front.

How about you help with the back there,

son?

You want to help with the back?

Yeah.

Just make sure it's all nicely dispersed.

Yeah, I can help you with that.

Yeah.

Every little inch of your auntie's sexy body.

Mm-hmm.

Doesn't it feel good how it just slips

over?

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Wow.

Auntie likes when you do that.

Yeah.

Go between the legs.

She likes it between the legs.

Between?

Between the legs.

Between what?

To be very...

Oh, be very thorough.

Make sure you do a thorough job, yes.

Mm-hmm.

Pull him apart with me.

I'll do one, you do the other.

One, two, three, everywhere.

Uh-huh.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, that's it.

That's it.

That's it.

Oh, my God.

Oh, the bristles.

Oh, my God.

Mm-hmm.

Let me get that.

Mm-hmm.

I'll put it down here.

Uh-huh.

Oh, right there.

Mm-hmm.

Oh.

Oh.

You like that?

Yeah, join that.

Oh.

See, this is a sexy party.

I told you.

Sexy party inside.

Oh, wow.

Even with the AC on, it's hot in

here, right?

It's so hot.

Oh, yeah.

Two redheads, it's going to be hot.

It's going to be more than hot.

Mom, I feel like you need to...

Yes, she does.

I'm kind of wet, but that's just because...

Mm-hmm.

Come up.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Just visit.

Free registration.

Yep.

Careful.

Careful.

There you go.

That's it.

Yeah.

Oh, no.

Oh, mm.

Mm-hmm.

I need something to suck on.

You need something to suck on.

Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

You need something to suck on.

Oh, I like that.

So you like this kind of redneck party?

Yes.

Yes, oh, yeah You never told us he

was better than I'm mom I don't think

I could choose Oh

Like your tongue, yeah Well What

do you think we should do to make

sure that we Something that maybe like shut

her mouth Yeah, we always say that Hey,

we're just gonna get louder and louder I

know how to make her loud Yes,

you know what we want Yeah He's just

to stop song.

We should have some fun with him What

do you think?

Yeah Okay What

do you Mm-hmm Wow, did you say

thank you to your auntie?

Hmm.

Thanks, oldie.

Oh Mommy's gonna jump in there now

Oh

You're such a greedy one remember I can

deep throat.

Oh, I can't

Oh

Oh Oh

Oh That's

it

Oh

Oh

I Bet I know

Oh

Oh

Oh

It's not slip and slide Mm-hmm