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The power to change this city's destiny...

It's in my hands!

Once it touches your tongue,

-you'll just fly. -Where are the boys?

-Great chips! -Hey!

-What's all this? -Just drink up!

Is this a boys' hostel or a TASMAC bar?

The room rent makes you silent,

your drinking habit is just violent.

-Cheers! -Cheers!

Look at him, puffing away like an old train.

What will I say to your parents?

This grief is choking me.

I'm gonna grab some booze, too.

Let me open my bottle before they close shop.

Brother...

Who is that?

You're sharp, warden.

That's Sharp Sampath!

Herding camels in Dubai was easier than herding you guys.

I've gotta be sharp for this.

We barely have enough as it is.

-In between his torture. -Keep pouring, let it flow.

Hey!

If I don't meet my quota, I'll make you all NOTA.

-Note? -Huh.

A thousand or five hundred rupee note?

Fake note!

One kick to your side, and you'll be walking sideways.

Hey, you dare disrespect the warden?

Please go ahead, warden. You continue with your collection.

Bro, relax and drink. I'll take care of everything.

Thank you... Thank you, warden.

-You call this a livelihood? -One more word, and my slipper will fly.

-I was just kidding, warden. -Countering me?

His ears are sharp too.

-Lambada boys! -Yes, warden?

I'm trying this new cocktail I just made.

Can I get some of your love?

Hey?!

Booze is so expensive now, and you gave me all this?

Is this booze or is it just water?

How could you doubt us, warden?

Warden, this is more than just a drink...

it's our love.

I get it. I understand your love.

With hearts as good as yours,

no amount of drinking will ever harm you.

You'll live to be 200! Okay?

-Okay, warden. -All the very best!

Thank you, warden.

His phone's off, but he's blowing kisses?

-She'll call! She'll call! -Hey, mini fool!

What is it, warden? It smells good. Vatha kuzhambu?

No. It's mor kuzhambu.

Your phone's switched off.

Switch it on first!

-He's talking on a switched off phone. -Foreign booze is the best!

It takes you places!

Boys!

It's me, it's me.

-Is that foreign booze? -Yes.

My body can handle anything.

Can you please mix some with the Indian booze?

It's almost to the top.

I better stop begging now.

Thanks, boss. Thank you.

Where is my side dish?

Oh... they've left it here.

Why did they leave the side dish just for me?

Is it old stock?

I'll check it.

Mixture.

Smells two months old.

They said uniting two countries was impossible.

I did it!

Hey! Help! Someone's trying to commit suicide in the room!

What's happening?

Come on, let's go!

Come on! Come on! Come on!

-Come on! Come on! -Watch your steps. Slowly, slowly.

Be careful. Patiently.

Lay him on the bench.

Be careful. Take it slow.

What happened? Let me through. Move aside.

You fools!

You saved a dying man, only to kill him all over again.

Does anyone have water?

Hey, get me some water!

We don't have any water right now, but we've got beer.

Anything! Just give it to me!

We thought he'll die with his tongue pushing out,

but now he's using it to lick up beer.

Splash him again, brother.

Booze... booze...

Stop splashing! Place the bottle in his mouth.

Here, drink up.

Hey! Hey! What happened?

-He got caught, warden. -The police caught him?

-We caught him, hanging himself. -Hey!

-Why did you save me? -Huh?

-To have some cold beer with you. -Hey!

-Look at him... -Is this the time for punchlines?

-Do you do stand-ups? -Yes.

I thought so.

What happened, brother?

Whats your problem? Why do you want to kill yourself?

Are you having financial troubles, or is it a breakup?

Tell him. He'll solve it.

Hold this.

Hey!

Everyone has problems in life.

But have you ever heard of life itself being the problem, warden?

You're confusing me.

The dialogue seems new. Can you explain?

I don't think you can bear what I've seen in my life, warden.

Which anaconda did you see?

He didn't see the anaconda. He saw the baby anaconda.

-Why are you bringing me into this? -Hey!

You are a baby squirrel. Shut up!

Let me talk.

Brother, what's your problem? Talk to me.

-Warden... -Huh.

This is your time to party, but you still want to listen to my sad story...

-Thank you, warden. -Can you feel his love?

-I'm not a warden. -Garden!

Hey! A gardener waters plants.

-I meant guardian, but I misspoke. -Now that's perfect.

You've let your problems inflate into a balloon in your heart.

Just one poke on that balloon,

and all your burdens will be lifted.

Now tell me what happened.

I'll tell you only if everyone sits down.

Just keep what's in your hands and mouths to yourselves and sit down.

Hey!

Can't you speak properly?

-I meant the beer. -I need a beer too.

The scene opens...

It's the month of May. Our college...

Isn't your college closed in May?

Let it be some damn month!

Let me go! I'm not not telling anything.

-He's looking for logic already. -Calm down.

I'm sorry.

Now please continue.

The scene opens and...

There's nothing to open.

It's just my college.

Did you give Nirmal my number?

He keeps calling and torturing me.

As if your torture wasn't enough, you've dragged me into this too.

So what?

He asked for your number, so I gave it.

Hi.

Excuse me.

Yeah.

I'm Anitha.

I just joined...

in first year.

Hey, she's first year it seems!

-Actually, I was looking for the class. -Hmm.

Can you help me?

-Could you tell me where the classroom... -Yes, we definitely can.

Look...

Can you see that guy over there?

The guy in the blue shirt...

Just follow him, he'll take you to the first-year classroom.

Okay. Thank you.

Let's go to the class.

Or chuck it. Let's go for a movie.

-Hey, why have you gathered here? -Welcome, dude!

Aren't you guys coming to class?

It's that lizard professor's class today.

It's just too boring.

Oh, it's his class today?

-Okay... -So we've decided to go for a movie.

-Which movie? -Huh?

Obviously, it's a fun in the dark movie.

-Oh my God. -Do you know Vasanthi theatre?

A movie titled, 'Jannal Vacha Jacket' is running.

I'm sure the movie will suit your taste.

Hey, wait, wait.

-They've released a new movie. -What movie is that?

The movie's name is 'Kokila's Leelaigal'.

How's that?

-Even the name is terrible. -Shiva, the Maths professor called for you.

Okay.

You carry on. I'm not coming, bye.

What's that inside my pocket?

Is it a box of chocolate?

-Exygra? -Oh my God!

What does that mean?

Huh?! Oh my God! It's condoms.

A first-year student... with condoms?

Idiot! Idiot!

-He's hidden it in my pants. -Oh God! Save me.

Hey!

Why did you hide it in my pants?

Oh God!

I thought it was my pocket, buddy.

Sorry, buddy.

-It's my girlfriend's favourite flavour. -Hey!

Don't throw it away.

-What? -It's for safety, so keep it safe.

-Wait, I'll cut it once I'm back. -Buddy, buddy!

Thank God. No one saw.

Oh my...

That's fine.

You can only taste with your mouth, how's this possible?

Whatever.

I'd better just flush it down the toilet.

It's for the best.

I forgot to zip up.

There are ladies here.

Thank God.

I've escaped.

Hey, come in.

What?! Here?

Hey! Hey! Wait... I'll come.

Will he come out or not?

Hey, wait!

-Put it. -Let me unzip first.

Please, please. Put it.

I'm so tensed.

Listen to me. I can't do it just like that.

I need some time.

Why do you need time?

You'll do it right away if Deepa or Radha asks.

Why do you say 'No' to me?

Please, dude.

-Do it soon. -Hey, it's easy to say.

But only if you do it step by step, it'll be fulfilled.

Okay, then go step by step.

-Pat it first. -What do you want now?

You want me to do it right away, right?

-Open it, first. -Did he come here to study or...

-Open it, now. -Hey...

What's this? Why is your notebook like this?

Are you going to class or not?

Hello!

Who are you to ask that?

What do you care if I go to class or not?

I can go to class only if you go.

Is she mad?

I don't understand.

You don't understand?

You're a first year student, right?

Hello! First year? He's a final year student.

-What? -Actually...

Those girls told me you're from first year...

-If I follow you, I can get to the class... -Will you believe what anyone says?

Will you just blindly follow anyone anywhere?

Hello!

Enough!

Following you was like watching an adult movie.

Adult movie?!

-Hey, chill, chill, chill! -Did she see the condoms?

You want to get to the first year class, right?

Turn right, then turn left.

Okay, come let's do it.

Hey!

Hey, can you please be clear?

-Say, let's do some maths. -Okay, fine.

I'll calculate you. Oh no, no!

Let's solve the math problems.

Just be specific.

-I broke up with my boyfriend. -Why?

He's such a bore.

-He just won't stop talking. -You acted too fast.

-What about your expenses now? -Oh...

I'll find some fool.

-You're right. -Hi, Mini. This is my classmate.

-She's Anitha. -Hi.

-What's the matter? -Yeah. It's about...

That... actually...

I don't get the way my professor teaches math.

So... can you please help me?

Welcome to the club. We don't know anything either.

We got Shiva, our senior, to help us out with the math.

If you also want to learn math,

go see our senior Shiva and say Mini sent you.

-Pavithra. -Hmm?

Come on, let's go meet Shiva.

No, I'm not coming. You can go.

I need to talk to them. We'll meet later.

Thank you.

What happened?

My friend Anitha and I are looking for a room.

-We haven't had any luck yet. -Hey...

The two seniors in our room just moved out.

Why don't you guys move in with us?

-Oh really? -Huh.

Great. Okay, thank you.

-Excuse me. -Yeah.

Third-year Shiva...

Yes, he's my friend.

Where can I find him?

You'll find him in the third-year classroom.

-Okay, thank you. -Hmm.

He's so disgusting.

The chocolate is just... mmm.

Okay.

These chocolates just melt in the heat.

Hello!

Shiva!

Who is the disturbing fellow?

What are you doing, Shiva?

Hey!

I was just sucking...

Wh... Why did you come?

I was just casually eating the chocolate, sucking on my thumb.

Your perspective is wrong.

I've got some important work.

-What do you... -What's so important?

Weren't you sucking on your thumb?

Hey!

It's my thumb...

It's my chocolate...

I will eat anyhow I want...

... suck and eat. What's your problem?

It's gross to watch.

-That's how it has to be eaten. -This isn't going to work for me.

Tell me what you came for?

I will tell you if it will work out or not.

I'm having trouble with some of the math.

Mini told me you're great at it.

-That's why I came. -What?! S**t!

Just because I'm doing it for free, what will do if everyone asks me to do it?

Can I keep doing it?

-Mini doesn't have any sense of privacy... -Hello...

Huh?

You don't need to do it for free.

Name your price, I'll give.

You'd really give me anything?

-What should I ask? -Hey!

That packet.

What packet? Water packet?

Condom!

Condom?!

Oh, that day...

Hey... snake head!

That wasn't mine.

My roommate just slipped it in my pocket.

I'm not such a guy.

The guy who you're saying you're not...

I don't see you as such a guy.

Because you said you're such a guy...

I'll try to see you as this new guy.

Oh God!

-You want me to teach you Maths, right? -Yes!

Please come.

-Hmm. -I will teach you.

She's throwing the ball back faster than me.

A love so close, yet always just out of reach.

My love story was so divine.

A love so close, yet always just out of reach.

A love story just like the movie '96'?

I've never seen a love story like this from 2K kids.

-Yes, right? -Hey!

Who is he?

-He's a student of Sharp Sampath. -He's started.

He got vaccinated the day he joined the hostel.

My Advice injection.

-No wonder he's so disciplined. -Correct, correct.

-Sharp, sharp. -Hmm.

Our warden's so disciplined, we should learn from him.

-Yes, you're right. -Hey, drunkard!

That's his booze. Drink yours.

So what does that make you, asking us for booze in your bottle?

That's love.

-He's hit the ball. -Keep quiet, warden!

You're talking too much.

-Okay, I'll shut. -Let him tell his story.

He should just jump right into the main topic.

Tell us.

Huh.

-Warden. -Huh?

Our love...

was on a heavenly path.

Tell me.

Why do you keep calling me for no reason?

You got what you came for, right?

Why are you still calling me, then?

Hey, go and smoke over there.

-She and her rules. -What is your problem now?

Come on, everything is ready.

That's how I talk.

That's how I look at it.

Hang up now!

Or else...

What did you say?

You don't even know how to tear paper properly.

And you did what to me?

Hey, pour me a drink. Let's start.

This party is for celebrating Anitha's love.

Wait.

Hmm, okay, okay.

Hey, post anything you want.

Only then I'll become famous like Sunny Leone.

Now hang up the phone and get lost!

Cheers!

Madam, how was your first love anniversary today?

Were you waiting to hear this?

Yes.

No.

No, no, no.

Never.

I'm not going to say.

Some people like to see.

Some people like to hear.

We fall in the second category.

Tell us.

Hmm.

Okay, okay.

I'll tell you.

Actually, we went to the cake shop.

For our first year love anniversary...

Shiva fed me.

I fed him.

Then... We went to the ice cream shop.

What ice cream did he eat? And what ice cream did you eat?

He ate cup ice.

I ate cone ice.

Great combination.

Tell me more.

We ate and kept talking.

Is this how you celebrated your first-year love anniversary?

I feel ashamed to call you my roommate.

What's wrong in this?

Hey, Pavithra. Tell me about your love.

Which love?

Your current love.

-Oh, that one? -Hmm.

That was just 13 days of love.

And 25 times, it was just ding dong.

Did you hear her?

Dating is pretty much the first step in love now.

We'll get to know if it's a self start or a kick start.

After that, we have to decide whether to let him ride or not.

Our happiness is our priority.

You've wasted one year of love.

On top of that, he's a virgin.

Someone is going to pick him up.

Hey, hey, hey...

We told you to hit on him, not get wasted.

Jasmine flowers...

Silk saree...

She's dropping her pallu...

This background song is just perfect.

It's a love speed take video?

Okay, okay.

The princess cut is good.

Come to me.

I won't come... you come first.

-Come! -You, moron! Shiva!

-What? -Pick up the phone, moron.

-He's a torture. -Oh, the phone's ringing?

I thought it was a situation song.

Huh?!

It's Anitha!

Three missed calls?

At this time?

Hi, Anitha.

Throw your 'hi' in the trash.

Why are you calling me at this time?

What are you doing instead of answering the call?

I'm washing clothes.

I was sleeping.

My friends are insulting me here.

And you're saying that you're sleeping.

They're gross enough as it is...

-Shiva! -Is it?

What happened?

What did they do?

They're saying that I wasted my first love anniversary.

What's your problem now?

Hey, how do I look in this dress?

-Dress? Where? -Look properly!

It's superb. It's sexy.

It's smooth as silk.

Can I go back to sleep now?

I asked you how I look in this dress.

You're asking me if you can go back to sleep?

Do you know how other guys would have seen me?

Hey! Hey! Hey!

Why are you vomiting all of a sudden?

I didn't do anything for the past one year.

The problem here is that you didn't do anything.

What should I do now?

We're going!

Where?

Dating!

No, everything's been fine for the past year.

Why are we talking about dating and all that stuff now?

Shiva, I've made up my mind.

Hey, Ani!

-Ani! Ani! Ani! -We're going on a date tomorrow.

What's wrong with her?

Why is she acting like a wild, ferocious tiger?

She's saying we're dating tomorrow.

What if we go on a date...

and something goes wrong...

And our perfect relationship is ruined?

She totally ruined my sleep.

Dude!

Hey, dude!

Get up, you idiot.

Dude!

Hey, what is it?

My girlfriend is asking me to go on a date.

If she asks, just go!

Does it mean... that date?

How would I know if you ask me?

She's your girlfriend.

-If you don't want to go, I'll go. -Hey!

Sleep.

He woke me up and now he wants me to go back to sleep.

Idiot.

A single kiss makes my girlfriend shy for three days.

And she... my girlfriend... wants to go on a date?

I think it's not her.

I bet her always-horny roommates made her ask this.

Okay.

Let's go and open...

No,no. See her.

What are you saying, dude?

Did she ask you to go on a date?

Hmm.

Hey!

He's the one who should open.

Why are you opening your mouth?

You should open him up first, warden.

Every time we go into the flashback, his jaw drops in awe.

Then why are you here?

Are you asking me if I'm plucking flowers?

I'm not asking you, warden.

Why did you want me to ask?

Hey! Come here.

Hey, why did you go there? Come back!

My back burns already, warden.

How will my heat harm you?

-Come here! -Go!

Think you're Miss World? Stand quietly.

-Brother... -Hmm.

-Buddy... -Hmm.

-Buddy... -What?

-How did you go? -They went in a BMW car.

Why do you care?

What's important is whether he went or not.

Did you go or not? Tell me now.

Yeah, I went with her on a bike.

We went to Yercaud.

♪ Thai... Thai... ♪

♪ This is the rhythm of love... ♪

♪ Thai... Thai... ♪

♪ This is the magic of the eyes... ♪

♪ It gives pleasure when you think of it... ♪

♪ A beautiful, sweet torment... ♪

♪ Thai... Thai... ♪

♪ This is a love poem... ♪

♪ Thai... Thai... ♪

♪ This is the magic of the eyes... ♪

♪ With a thread called your gaze, I sew... ♪

♪ Thai... Thai... ♪

♪ If your gaze falls upon me, I too... ♪

♪ Thai... Thai... ♪

♪ Eyes speak a new story... ♪

♪ This is a seed sown by Adam and Eve... ♪

♪ The word "love" itself is a great intoxication... ♪

♪ And those who drown in it become sages... ♪

♪ Love is the path to heaven... ♪

♪ This is the Gita written by a man and a woman together... ♪

♪ This is the Gita written by a man and a woman together... ♪

♪ Thai... Thai... ♪

♪ This is the rhythm of love... ♪

♪Thai... Thai... ♪

♪ This is the magic of the eyes... ♪

♪ The genie of love protects the world... ♪

♪ It listens to the tales of youth... ♪

♪ Electrical currents shock the brain... ♪

♪ And flowers of pleasure bloom all over the body... ♪

♪ Even a millimeter of a kiss is enough... ♪

♪ To make blood run for millions of miles... ♪

♪ A micrometer touch of a glance is enough... ♪

♪ A new magic will arrive and fill you with love... ♪

♪ A new magic will arrive and fill you with love... ♪

♪ Thai... Thai... ♪

♪ This is the rhythm of love... ♪

♪Thai... Thai... ♪

♪ This is the magic of the eyes... ♪

♪ It gives pleasure when you think of it... ♪

♪ A beautiful, sweet torment... ♪

♪ Thai... Thai... ♪

♪ This is the rhythm of love... ♪

♪Thai... Thai... ♪

♪ This is the magic of the eyes... ♪

♪ Hey, my love... Hey... Hey... My love... ♪

♪ Wanna go for a long, long drive? ♪

♪ Hey, my love... Hey... Hey... My love... ♪

♪ Wanna go for a long, long drive? ♪

♪ Hey, my love... Hey... Hey... My love... ♪

♪ Wanna go for a long, long drive? ♪

♪ Hey, my love... Hey... Hey... My love... ♪

♪ Wanna go for a long, long drive? ♪

Who's crying?

Wh... what happened?

Shiva!

Why are you crying?

Shiva, why are you crying?

No.

I... I made a big mistake.

What did you do?

Okay, okay.

Cool down.

So, what's wrong now?

No.

It's... It's a mistake.

I made a mistake.

Hey!

Only girls cry.

Why are you crying?

That is...

Like this...

Huh...

Like this...

Are you planning for the second innings?

Huh?!

Okay, come.

Hmm.

Hey...

You don't... get it.

She wants second innings it seems... second innings.

Then, why are you putting up a scene?

That is...

Promise you won't get mad if I tell you?

Huh?

I'm drenched in satisfaction.

I'm overwhelmed with that joy.

Now, your words...

are making me angry!

What's with the long face?

You don't like it?

Tell me! Just tell me already!

That is...

I was bad in maths when I was a kid.

So, to do it well...

I went for a tuition.

Hmm.

Her structure...

Her geometry...

A mystical trigonometry...

-36-26-36... -Why is your hand so hot?

Hey, go away.

I haven't seen her yet, how will get heated?

Come here.

-36-26-36... -Correct, warden.

A teacher like that...

Even an old man couldn't resist that size.

That's why I kissed her, warden.

Did she make the connection or you?

-About that... -Shiva!

Finally, you're getting to the main point.

That is Sharp Sampath!

Keep quiet, warden.

You're always going on about 'Sharp Sampath' or some other Sampath.

Shiva!

Tell us all the ups and downs of your story.

Only then...

It will be energizing to the brothers who are thirsty.

To the brothers or to you?

-He made me say it, warden. It's him! -Hey, come this side.

Come!

Sit on his lap. You won't feel any heat.

By the way... Where did I stop?

You stopped at the kissing part!

Hey, say that you stopped while kissing her.

Don't use any double meanings.

Keep quiet.

-One day... -Hmm.

Mechanic Muruganandham, where are you?

My vehicle stalled on the way.

Can you come check it out quickly?

I will share my location.

♪ Who is calling? ♪

♪ Who is calling? ♪

♪ Who is calling? ♪

Hey, Shiva!

Shiva!

Who is calling?

Miss!

Come.

I'm coming, I'm coming. I'm coming, miss.

-Good evening, miss. -That's all fine. Where are you going?

I was on the way to see you. I'm going for tuition, miss.

When I am here, what are you going to do there?

Yeah, that's right. What will I do there?

What happened to your scooter, miss?

Oh, that?

It stalled on the way. I don't know what's wrong.

You should get on top and hit hard, miss.

-Shall I see check it? -Hey, don't.

I've asked the mechanic to come.

-He will come and check it. -Okay, miss.

Your seat is firm, miss.

Hey, the mechanic uncle has arrived.

How is it, miss?

-The scooter doesn't look old at all. -Stop, stop.

You've maintained it so well, it still looks brand new.

Super, miss.

Madam, what happened?

I don't know, Muruga.

It just stalled on the way. Can you check what's wrong?

Look, brother. It is my miss's scooter.

Maybe a hole is blocked. Check it thoroughly.

Why is it open here?

Shiva! No.

Brother, take your hands off!

You seem hotter than the engine.

Hey, you...

You mind your own business.

I'm minding my own business.

-Oh, you're looking at this vehicle? -Hey, concentrate on the vehicle.

Miss...

Madam, there is no engine oil at all.

It will work well only if the oil is changed during service.

Yes, miss.

I can't do anything now.

I'll take the scooter to the shed.

It will take two days to get it ready.

Okay, get it ready soon.

Miss, shall I book an OLA for you?

Why OLA?

Your bike's here. We can go on that.

-You... in my vehicle? -Yes.

-Okay, miss. -Start the bike.

Hey, what is this?

Will the teacher come or not?

Hey, this is her house.

And still you're asking whether she will come or not.

Fool.

If I don't see her, I won't be able to sleep.

I am waiting.

Hey!

What is this?!

He is driving our miss.

How in the world does he do that?

I don't know, buddy.

My God!

-Good evening, miss. -Good evening.

Why are you standing here?

You could have sat in the class upstairs.

I wish to sit on you.

Hey, what are you thinking?

Have you done all the sums I gave you yesterday?

I'm only able to see, miss.

I can't seem to do it, though.

Hmm? I ought to!

I'm going to freshen up and I'll be right back.

-You go and sit in the class upstairs. -Okay, miss.

Hey, why is she riding with you?

Hey, I just gave her a lift.

Both are the same for me.

Naughty fellow.

He won't keep quiet.

I saw a movie yesterday.

What is this?

I thought she was going to pinch me, but he's the one doing it.

-Their bodies must have touched. -Buddy, to the left.

-Hit him! Hit him! Hit him! -Shiva!

-Why aren't you hitting it right? -Hey, Shiva!

Look there.

-Shiva! -What is it?

The thing you were riding... What is it's rate?

I gave her a lift, didn't I tell you?

I meant the bike.

Oh... the bike?

Yes.

Why?

It's nothing.

Riding it would really boost my personality.

That's why I asked.

I'm planning to buy it.

Hey, that bike is too tall for you.

Too tall for me?

I'll be the judge of that.

Just tell me the price.

Even if you buy it, you can't maintain it properly.

Everyone would come and try to lift and ride it.

-Everyone will try to ride it? -Hey, can I get a round?

I'm paying for it.

-And you're test driving? -Hit him!

-Get lost! -Hit him.

-Hit them from behind! -Shiva!

What is it?

-Have you paid the tuition fees? -Not yet! So what?

Not yet?

Hey! What about the last month's fees?

I haven't paid the fees for the last three months. What's wrong?

You haven't paid the fees for the past three months?

Give it to me.

-Hey, he gets everything. -Your gun doesn't work.

-I don't get anything. -Pick the gun in hand...

And just shoot!

Good evening, miss!

See boys!

Pay close attention to my calculations.

Okay?

Sure, miss.

Hey, her saree's come down a bit.

What is it?

I can't understand the calculations.

Are the calculations important now?

Pay attention to the lesson.

Why is he looking at her like that?

Hey... Shiva!

You're really living life, to the fullest!

Stop squeezing me. Take your hands off me.

So, boys...

LHS is equal to RHS.

Left hand side is always equal to right hand side.

Understood?

Yes, miss.

Miss!

I want to go to the restroom.

Hmm.

Why are you going?

For the very reason you're guessing in your mind.

Miss...

Miss...

Miss...

Hey, Shiva!

Aren't you going to the restroom?

Miss... I'm not like them.

I...

I went before entering the classroom, miss.

Shiva!

Yes... yes, miss?!

Indian economy is the best economy.

-Best economy is the Indian economy. -Shiva...

Tell me, miss.

They said it will take 2-3 days for my vehicle to get ready.

Can you help me till then?

Sure, miss.

I will help you.

Thank you.

Smart boy.

Miss has a big blouse... No,no... a big heart.

Good evening, miss.

What are you doing here?

I messaged everyone on WhatsApp.

Didn't you see it?

I saw it, miss.

Then why did you come?

You said you were going out of town.

So, I thought I could help you with something.

Help me with what?

I mean...

I will do... whatever you say, miss.

-Get the bike. -Okay, miss.

Miss, where are we going?

You said you will do whatever I say.

Then why are you asking?

-Start the bike. Let's go shopping. -Okay, miss.

Sit tight, you might slip.

Come in.

Get inside.

After you, miss.

-Wait here. -Okay, miss.

-I will fresh up and come. -Okay, miss.

She asked me to go shopping, and then she got me to buy booze.

Okay.

Hey, Shiva.

Yes, miss.

You came to help me, right?

Yes, miss.

Can you remove those photos?

Okay, miss.

She asked me to remove the photos?

I thought she'll ask me to remove something else.

Okay, fine.

Let's remove this first.

Where should I start?

The horse... looks voluptuous.

If shorty was here, he would have become milk pudding.

If you shake it too much, the beer will overflow.

Take it slow, miss.

What a thigh!

It's a feast for the whole town.

My God!

What are you doing? You're opening that with your mouth?

She's got many tricks up her sleeve.

Hey! What are you looking at?

Nothing, miss.

Is it weird to see your tuition teacher drinking?

Nothing like that, miss.

I'm just doing what all the girls my age are doing.

The 'tuition' Nandhini is different.

This Nandhini is different.

I can see, miss.

-Okay, do you drink? -No, miss.

Miss.

No, miss.

-I don't have such bad habits. -It doesn't look like that.

It looks like you are lying.

No, miss.

-Why can't I open it? -Hey! Hey! What are you doing?

I'm unable to open it, miss.

Give it to me.

You've never opened one before?

Take it.

No, miss.

-Come on, cheers! -I'm a virgin, miss.

Cheers.

Hey!

Hey, what are you doing?

Oh my God!

You finished that in one shot?

Lightly, miss.

You said that you'll do anything for me.

I can do.

Miss.

It's slipping my grip, miss.

Do you always pack everything tightly?

Of course it gets tight when you fill it up.

Oh.

Pull harder.

Oh.

Is that all you have?

Can't you pull harder?

What?

You've underestimated my power.

Now, I will show you 'Power' Paandi.

Come on, pull!

Miss.

Shall we continue the lesson?

Now you are the teacher.

Make it easy for me to understand.

Okay, miss.

Shall we start with the class?

The climax happened between those boxes.

-Fraud! Fraud! -Ani! Hey, Ani!

-I believed you were a virgin. -Ani, Ani. Stop bashing me.

-Anitha, I love you. -Cheater!

Don't say that.

-Okay. -Huh.

-I... Ani... -Breakup.

Wow! Wow! Wow!

Just like an 'Aadi' sale...

You got one for one.

Why'd you tell her instead of just enjoying it?

Warden.

Are we 90s kids?

We're 2K kids.

-We just blast stuff. -How?

Are you saying telling her your secrets is like blasting stuff?

Keep quiet, warden.

Shiva, what's wrong with you?

That girl broke up with you.

Are you going to kill yourself over that?

This is not such a big deal.

Give me the girl's number.

-I will talk to her. -Which one?

-The tuition teacher's number? -You keep ogling at that.

I asked for his girlfriend's phone number.

Hey, I know everything about you guys.

You'll go in under the pretense of being a peacemaker.

Say good things about him,

make yourself look like the good guy, and then take her away.

I know about your trend.

-He asked, not me. -Hey.

-Where the hell is he? -He's here.

-Oh, he's here. -Now I understood.

You asked all those questions and blame him?

Sorry brother. I am so sorry.

-You're a good guy. -It's okay.

Did you see her after that?

I called her once.

She didn't pick up.

I thought she'd be angry, so I left.

That was right when we had finals.

Oh.

I didn't want to disturb her.

So I just left it like that, warden.

Hey.

-What happened after that? -Hey.

Didn't he say he left everything?

No, it happened.

After a long time, her friend called.

It was her birthday.

Did you go to cut the cake?

No. I went to the pub.

Why did you go to the pub?

I went to do something wrong.

To the pub, to do wrong.

Hey, Mini!

The party is awesome.

Yes.

-Happy birthday. -Thank you so much, Shiva.

And... Mini?

Anitha... Didn't you call Anitha?

I invited her. How could I not?

But she doesn't know that I called you.

Why?

You two broke up, right? And then what?

-Break up means... -You broke up, right?

-She broke up... -Okay, leave it. Come with me.

Hey, hey, hey!

Shiva!

Hi, Ani!

-Hi, Anitha... -Why are you late?

What are you drinking?

-It is... -It's a cocktail.

Coc...

Coc...

-Cocktail? -Cocktail?!

Not like that. It's normal.

It's just a drink.

Looks like you're trying out new drinks these days.

If we get a chance, what's the harm in trying?

It's nothing... It's just a drink...

How many rounds have you gone?

He's having his third round.

One...

Two...

Three...

Hey, wait, wait!

-The third round isn't what you think. -Shiva.

Come, let's go for another round.

-Hey. -Hey!

You broke up, right? Then what? Does it burn?

Nothing like that... Hey...

Stop fighting.

Come. Oh my...

What a mouth!

Looks like your sweet talk did the trick.

Superb.

Warden, our generation just loves differently.

We'll fight at 6:10pm and make up by 6:15pm.

-Correct, buddy. -How?

If she spits on you at 6:10pm, you'll wipe it off by 6:15pm?

Look, he wiped it off.

-Hey! -Hey.

You need to have some backbone, like we did.

Like 90s kids.

Hey, what did you whisper into his ears?

I didn't hear. What did he say?

I didn't hear anything, warden.

You didn't hear either?

What did you say?

I whispered it so softly I couldn't even hear myself, warden.

-Hey. -Huh.

-You... -Look at him...

Hey.

Once she was convinced, she said something.

What did she say?

She said something, warden.

What did she say?

She said something.

What did she say?

Okay, okay. I'll tell.

-She's convinced, right? -Yes.

She said something after that.

What did she say?

Shiva.

Let's go back and patch up where we broke up.

He washed the floor with beer.

Yercaud again?

We climbed, warden.

On the hill, right?

How can I say that, warden?

You're blushing. So, you didn't climb uphill?

We went to Yercaud again.

-I did it again. -Why is he crying again?

-Ani... Anitha... -Why are you crying again?

About that...

Noth... Nothing, Anitha.

Tell me. Tell me now!

O... Okay, I'll tell you.

-Actually... -Will you tell me or not?

I'll tell you.

I'll tell you.

I think she'll kill me if I don't tell her.

Okay, I'll tell her openly.

I went to Hyderabad to see a friend on a college break.

There...

-Mmm... -There...

There... what?

There was an incident.

Incident?!

Oh God! She's chugging it down.

Who? Who is she?

It's...

It's...

-It's actually... -Tell me!

... an aunty.

-An aunty? -Hmm.

My lucky prince...

You may put on varieties of clothes.

-But you shouldn't chase and... -Warden!

I was about to say you 'saw' them in variety.

-Warden. -Huh.

I think this episode will be very interesting.

Yes.

If you'd just stop interrupting...

we could get a good flow going.

You spoke your mind.

I thought the same.

-Hmm. -Hey!

-Sorry, warden. -Boys!

The boy is heading into a very important episode.

Listen closely, everyone. I need you to keep your brain sharp.

Please go to the story.

-Brother. -One minute.

-The big guy's saying something. -I'll come to the front.

Yes, it's an important episode.

Sit in the front.

-Are you comfortable now? -Huh.

This is... Episode Number 2.

-Oh. -Oh.

The scene opens with...

Oh God! I was trying to grab her hands,

-but I grabbed something else. -Sorry.

-Sorry, madam. I'm sorry. -Sorry. I'm sorry.

-Madam, I'm very sorry. -Thank you.

-Thank you so much. -What? Thank you?

It's okay, madam.

-Here, I'll help you. -Thanks a lot.

I thought she'll scold me, but instead she's praising me.

It's okay.

Give it to me.

-I'll take it. It's okay. -No, madam.

I'll bring it, madam.

Are you hurt?

How is that possible?

You caught me at the right time.

So, I caught you at the right time.

It's okay, madam.

-Here. -It's okay.

Thank you. Thank you so much.

-Here's your glasses. -Give it to me.

Sunglasses.

-Give it to me. -No, madam.

I insist.

If you want to help,

you'll have to stop calling me 'madam.'

You should call me 'aunty.' Hmm?

Okay, aunty.

-Let's go. -Okay. Let's go.

Hey! Somebody pushed me!

Good night, madam.

Won't you pick up my call?

And you are wishing me good night.

Who is this joker?

I was drunk and full from five plates of biryani, sleeping peacefully.

You pushed me down, and now you're questioning me?

You swore you wouldn't drink.

But you're drunk now.

Why did I trust you?

So, you actually trusted me?

Come to me.

Please help me, boy.

Okay, aunty. I'll come.

Bro...

Bro... Get up, bro.

-Let go of my hands! -Get up, bro.

-I need to drive madam back home. -Don't be stubborn, bro.

-Let go of me. -Get up, bro.

Are you permanent, bro?

-Yes. -Come on.

Get up. Hold my hands.

Just like that... Slowly.

-Hey, hey, hey! -Hey!

This side. This side.

-What's wrong with you? -You don't have to drive.

I'll get another driver.

Will you keep some stranger?

-It's just a driver, right? -Will he come?

Will he drive your car?

Or will I let him drive?

"The number you have dialed is currently busy."

No one is picking up the phone.

How will they pick up?

Only I have the capacity... to drive this car.

There is no other way.

I have to drive you.

Hey, keep quiet.

-Hey, boy... -Yes, aunty?

-Please get him in the back seat. -Okay, aunty.

I always get in the front.

Why are you asking me to get in the back?

-Come on, bro. Get in the back. -Hey!

Two elders are talking.

Who are you?

Who are you?

Bro, this is very wrong.

-I just came to help. -Did I come to ring the bell then?

What are you saying, madam?

Did you see her look?

-I saw. -She knows how I drive?

-He's drunk like a fish. -Get lost.

-I need to do something. -Come, I'll drive.

Get in, madam.

I'll take you safely...

I'll take you safely.

-Bro! -Huh?

If you drive drunk, you'll crash.

Who are you to say that?

-You're asking me? -She should say.

There is no other way.

I must drive her. It's the only way.

-He is talking too much. -Get in!

Get in, madam.

-Please... -Bro... Bro... Bro...

-Bro? -Hey, boy.

-Bro... Listen to me. -Hey! What is it?

Bro... There is a half bottle in the back seat.

-Get in and drink it. -Where?

In the back seat.

-You could have told me earlier. -The idea just hit me.

I love you.

-Come... Come... -Super.

-Get in and settle down. -See how I get in.

That's it.

Finally.

-Aunty... If you don't mind... -Tell me.

May I...

... drive your car?

Oh no. This is an imported car.

Aunty... What are you talking about?

Aunty...

The gear is tight.

The tyre is loose.

The road is bumpy.

The car is big.

We don't get scared by things like this.

Whatever it is...

Wherever it is...

However it is...

We just hit it and keep driving. We're 2K kids, aunty.

Give me a chance.

I will show you my skills.

Okay... Drive.

Lord, be my guide.

Where is the key?

-I don't know where to put it. -What is he looking for?

I can't find a single hole.

What are you searching for?

No, aunty.

I am searching for the key to start the car.

Oh, no.

-This is a key-less car. -Oh.

This...

You have to come like this...

and touch here.

He doesn't even know where to touch.

You are asking him to drive.

Start the car.

-But, aunty... -Hmm?

In my life, I've seen such cars...

from a distance.

But, this is the first time.

Touching it...

Holding it...

Sitting inside...

And driving it...

It's so smooth, aunty.

What are you talking about?

Are you talking about this car or...

Oh, no.

-Aunty, I'm talking about the car. -No.

He is talking about you.

He's blabbering, aunty.

Who?

Me?

Am I blabbering?

Hey, shut up.

Is the car smooth...

Or is madam smooth?

Tell me properly!

Hey! Shut up!

You're not going to let me drive, are you?

-Hey, yuck! Oh, no. -Oh, no!

It's stinking. Oh, no.

Aunty, what's all this?

You have such indecent fellows.

Shall we drop him in the middle of the road?

We'll drop him right away.

I can't leave him like that.

Why?

His wife is my maid.

Oh.

If I come to Hyderabad for business...

he will drive the car.

But I can't deal with him when he's drunk.

-Hey! -What?

Did you see?

Do you understand who I am now?

It's a waste talking to you.

Wait.

Let's see what your wife thinks about this.

Please don't! Stop! Stop!

I don't care who drives your car.

I don't have any problem with that.

I'm compromised.

I'm sleeping.

-Come in. Come on in. -I'm coming, aunty.

Wow!

Her heart's not the only thing that's big,

her house is huge too.

Keep it there.

Okay, aunty.

What would you like to have?

Tea or coffee?

I'm not used to it, aunty.

Not used to it?

Then what are you used to?

That is...

It's okay. Tell me.

Actually...

A glass of milk would be great.

Milk?

Naughty boy!

Woah!

I don't know how uncle is maintaining it.

Huh?

They've kept bananas too.

Plums!

Aunty makes pouring milk look so glamorous.

Hey, Shiva...

What happened?

What happened?

What's there in your mouth? Tell me.

What?

-Fruit seed... -What? Kolkata?

-Oh my God! -What?

What?

You rascal!

Is it stuck in your throat?

Spit it out.

Spit it out!

Oh God! Spit it out.

Spit it! Spit it! Spit it out.

Turn!

That's how that aunty actually corrected me, Anitha.

Anitha! Anitha!

Please don't get mad.

Anitha! Anitha! Ani! Ani! Ani!

Ani! Ani! Sorry, Ani!

Anitha...

It was just these two incidents,

and nothing more.

Believe me, Anitha.

Anitha! Ani! Ani!

You expect me to believe you're a good guy?

How many people have you had sex with?

Tell me, you fraud!

-No one else? Only 2! -Tell me the truth.

-It was the tuition teacher and aunty only. -Tell me!

-After that I've always been single. -Tell me.

Ani! Ani!

-I won't believe whatever you say. -Trust me it's only you.

-There's no one else. -Each time there's one story.

No, no.

-Why did I patch up with you again? -I love you...

Hey, Ani!

Ani... Ani... Anitha!

This in between...

Hereafter, it'll only be with you.

I mean, only you.

-Sorry. I love you, Anitha. -Break up!

-Break up? -I don't want to see you again!

You are a fraud.

Anitha, Anitha. Listen to me, Anitha.

Please, please don't go, Anitha.

-Please, Anitha. -Hey!

Let go of my hand!

I don't know when to tell the truth to girls...

and when not to tell the truth.

Oh, God!

Why did you make me sit with him?

Warden!

Where are the boys, warden?

How will they be here?

How will they be here?

Even if you tell a crumpled version of the Kamasutra story,

the boys will lose their minds.

You squeezed it to the last drop.

Hey!

I never go down. But now I'm down too.

-What, warden? -I meant the intoxication.

Oh. The intoxication.

You should have hung yourself.

You should have died.

-I'm going. -Where, warden?

Here I go again, to beg for booze with this empty bottle.

You'll never be happy!

Oh, God!

He tore my heart with his trousers.

Maybe I didn't tell the story right?

Actually...

To get this, I need to start from the beginning correctly.

Isn't it? Warden.

-Warden! -I resigned the job.

Why are you sad, Anitha?

Tell me what happened.

I can understand only if you tell me.

I'm asking you. Tell me.

Stop crying.

Don't cry and tell me.

Is there any problem between you and Shiva?

I broke up with Shiva.

He's a really bad person.

I thought... he was a virgin.

He has a different story every time.

I feel like...

falling in love with Shiva was a big mistake.

You know... how much I loved Shiva.

But I never thought he would cheat on me like this.

That's why...

I feel bad.

Nobody's good these days.

But, Shiva is not like that.

He's been completely honest with you.

Trust him.

Your life will change for the better.

Where's the matchbox?

Hey, buddy!

Matchbox!

-Hey, pass me the matchbox. -What?

Are you trying to finish me off with your story by asking for a matchbox?

-Leave me alone. Get lost! -He's making counters.

Okay...Let me see if I can get a job.

What? Experience?

Why will I ask you for a job if I had any experience?

Message from Anitha?! Huh?!

Come to this location tomorrow.

What if she and I patch up after meeting up tomorrow?

What if she punctures me?

No, she won't do that.

I trust her.

Hey, Anitha.

What's all this? A garland... and a wedding necklace?

You told me to come if I loved you.

I came.

You told me to change my clothes if I loved you.

I changed.

Now... you are asking me to sign.

You are asking me to tie the wedding necklace.

What is this?

Tie it.

Or else, I will cut it.

If I don't tie the wedding necklace, you will cut it?

Tie it.

I don't even have a job.

First, tie the wedding necklace.

-Hmm. -Okay. Here goes nothing.

I will tie it.

-Happy? -Hmm, hmm.

Signature? Don't we have witnesses?

Madam, did you charge for that too?

Why is she frowning?

Is that all?

Will your family cut off my hands for signing?

Hey, Anitha! Why is this hotel so big?

This is not a hotel.

This is my house.

What?

This is... your house?!

Is my wife a millionaire?

-Be serious. -Okay, okay.

Okay, come on.

-This is a big house. -Mother!

-If my calculations are right... 4 beds... -Mother.

Why are you shouting?

They'll be inside.

They can't hear.

A big house...

Who is he? Your grandfather?

-He's my father. -Oh, your father?

Greetings, sir.

Is he deaf?

Hello. Good morning.

Have I ever done you wrong?

It doesn't seem like that.

Did I ever embarrass you by not paying your school fees on time,

making you stand outside for the other kids to laugh at?

From the looks of your house, it seems rich...

What have you done?

I got married.

The auspicious time was between 7:30 and 8:00am.

Hey!

I'm your dad, I raised you.

You have a mother, who gave birth to you.

Uncle, what about me?

Hmm... The lion's here.

Was his love more than all of ours combined?

Why did you bring him here?

I didn't just bring him here.

I liked him.

I got married to him.

-Uncle... -Son-in-law.

I know what you're going to say.

Your wife doesn't listen to a word you say.

What makes you think your daughter will, right?

No, uncle.

It's even worse than that...

This is exactly why I told you I wouldn't question them.

You made me go and ask her.

-Mom! -Anitha.

Mom!

If your mom asks, please don't tell her I was enquiring you.

-You also come stand with me. -Is your dad a dummy?

Yes.

Sister.

Is it?

It's my tuition teacher?!

She's her... sister?!

You're done.

How did he end up here?

Uncle, I thought my wife would threaten them.

I have no idea what that look means.

I am worried about what my wife will do next.

I can only worry about my wife.

You worry about your wife.

-Uncle, she is your daughter. -What can I do for that?

Idiot.

Mom!

Are you coming or shall I leave?

Shiva!

-My mom's here. -Wait...

So...

Aunty will be my mother-in-law from now?

Please come inside.

Shiva, you and your wife need to leave right now!

This is dangerous.

Shiva!

Why are you standing there?

Come in.

Ani...

Anitha, shall we go to Kodaikanal? I don't like Kothagiri.

-Come, let's go. -Hey, stupid.

Come inside.

No, Anitha.

Let's not, Anitha.

Come.

-Come, come. -Hey, hey...

I don't feel good about this. Please.

-Let's go. -My cute hubby... Come on.

Oh my God!

Oh no!

I can't...

Is she a tuition teacher?

She pulled me in with here kisses.

Oh no!

I just got married... but...

Those legs look familiar.

-Aunty?! -Hi!

Oh no!

They keep pulling me up and beating me.

They have made me cry like Vadivelu...

Anitha!

What have you done, Shiva?

It's not my fault, Anitha.

Anitha, I didn't do anything.

-They did everything, Anitha. -Are you lying to me?

-It has nothing to do with me, Anitha. -I ought to!

Anitha!

It was them...

No matter how badly I screamed...

Was it a dream?

They say that day dreams come true.

If Anitha comes to know about this...

Or worse, if her father comes to know about this...

How will you handle this, Shiva?

Anitha and I need to get out of this place, first.

What kind of a life is this?

What kind of a respect do I have?

I am an elder son-in-law. I don't have any respect.

Everything's gone.

They're blessing her, even though she got married in secret.

The family's reputation is gone.

I won't let this go easily.

I will ask everyone.

Are you going for a walk in the morning?

My life just fell apart. And you're asking if I'm going for a walk?

If a person gets emotional...

To relief himself,

he'll either use the restroom or take a walk.

So you're going for a walk.

Shouldn't I get emotional?

Shouldn't I get emotional after seeing all this?

-Who are you? -Son-in-law?!

Who are you?

What's this, son-in-law?

I raised a daughter with such care,

and now I've given her to you as your wife.

Have you given her to me as my wife?

-To the whole town... -Son-in-law?!

To everyone who came here to make a living,

you sold land worth two lakhs for one lakh.

You're the philanthropist of this Kothagiri, uncle.

Until recently, when you Googled him,

it was always 'All-in-All' Alagesan.

Now... Now, if you check online,

it's 'Pan India' Alagesan.

You are a Kothagiri Gangster, uncle.

Kothagiri Gangster!

But you're standing here completely useless.

Shame... Shame... Uncle shame!

You sound like you just pawned your brains 12 minutes ago.

What do you mean?

I mean you're just too stupid.

Son-in-law!

If a daughter runs away with a boy…

If a wife has a child that isn't her husband's…

Even if something truly humiliating happens in this house…

It's not something to be discussed with the whole village.

-Huh? -Hmm.

-Shame... Shame... Son-in-law, shame. -Hitting me back?

-Uncle! -Hmm?

Then, why the hell did you come to see me?

Son-in-law, who are you?

Uncle?!

Who are you, son-in-law?

I'm your son-in-law.

No... My eldest son!

Then... you're my father, uncle?

Shall I tell you my secret?

What is your secret, father-uncle?

Son-in-law...

If I get someone with a face that would scare any man away...

I thought I'd never have any enemies.

I planned to live without fear.

I got married to your mother-in-law with such plans.

But what's the use?

-She's making me scream. -Why?

I will tell you a truth, son-in-law.

I've never experienced happiness from your mother-in-law.

Then, what about those two girls?

-Aren't they yours? -Son-in-law!

-They're mine. -How?

That is...

She hugged me once, just for her happiness.

Then, an incident happened.

And then your wife was born.

-What about the other one... -Same story.

After three years, she hugged me again, but only because she wanted to be happy.

Then, an incident happened.

Your sister-in-law was born.

-Then, you never... -Not even my finger...

-Why? -She didn't let me touch.

Look here.

You shouldn't say that she didn't let you.

Go and talk to mother-in-law, right away.

I can't do that.

I'll start shivering.

Trust in your God for strength.

Gather all your courage.

Take her hands in yours.

And talk to her about this bravely.

March forward, uncle!

-Son-in-law! -What happened?

Shouldn't you also talk to your wife?

She is your daughter, uncle.

As long as she was under my roof, she was my daughter.

The moment I trusted you and gave her to you in marriage,

she became your wife.

A wife should be bound by her husband.

She is not bound, uncle.

You shouldn't leave this matter so easily.

I'll tell you the same.

Trust in your God for strength.

Gather all your courage.

March towards your wife and take her hands in yours.

And talk to her about this bravely.

First credit goes to youth.

You march in first!

I'm the youth! I'm the youth!

Son-in-law, let me know when you're done!

I'll come and talk to your mother-in-law!

Just wait, you'll hear her scream, uncle.

Oh my God! She always dresses so modern.

She's wearing a saree for the first time in ages.

Whenever I ask you to wear a saree,

you always say no, don't you?

Why is she draping herself in one today?

Balu... Don't miss the live show.

Enjoy the show...

It's been ages since I've seen this place.

Hey!

Why did you keep it in your mouth?

Why do you care?

How many times have I told you not to come in while I'm getting dressed?

Hey, I am your husband!

Full rights! My hands!

To hell with your hands.

Useless fellow.

-Nandhini! -What?

Nandhini, my dear...

Your sister married some guy we don't even know.

No one said anything about it.

I wanted to ask you about it.

What good will asking now do?

No... he...

-She liked him. -Like him?

That's why they got married.

He's got a lot of charm and he's handsome, too.

I like him, too.

Hey?! You like him, too?

Stop screaming at me and...

I've completely shut down since the day I married you.

I'll go talk to the right person.

Good morning, wife madam.

Can I sit here?

Thank God.

Wife madam, how is your mood now?

It's great.

Okay...

She's closed her file.

Let me open my file.

Shailu.

She brought home a guy who looks like a freshly painted wall.

Who is that guy?

What happened? You didn't enquire anything.

You just gave him your blessing and brought him into our house.

Is he Alexander's grandson?

What will we do by enquiring?

She loved him, so she married him.

Even if we had searched,

we couldn't have found a better groom.

My daughter's taste is just like mine.

Even now, she's not saying she's our daughter.

What are you blabbering there?

Go and get ready for the first night.

Even without the teeth, she still wants to eat meat.

Shailu...

Is it a good idea for us to be having fun with the kids around?

-I meant the groom. -That's what I thought.

The decorations should be uplifting.

Is that a coffee to make it stronger?

You know that I don't like if you talk against me.

Sorry, dear.

When you place your hand on it, the bed should feel like a cloud.

Okay?

Feel like a cloud?

Why would they put their hands on the bed?

What has this world come to?

-Then... -Huh?

Go ahead, take that groom who's just sitting around with you.

Okay, madam.

Oh God!

No matter if I eat at a five or seven-star hotel,

but the taste of a street-side meal

is something else entirely.

Manju...

Oh God!

What belongs on top should remain on top.

What belongs below should remain below.

Is this why uncle keeps telling this to Manju?

Oh no! Manju!

Manju...

-Sir? -It's gone!

It hurts a lot.

Why are you working out in a husky voice?

-Oh God... -Oh my God!

The pain from your workout is written all over your face.

If you start a gym, the business will be a smash hit.

-It's already smashed. -Let it be.

Your aunt has given us a work.

We have to make arrangements for the first night.

I can't do it today.

Don't I know you're never capable of that?

We need to prepare for my youngest daughter and her husband.

What should we do?

I'll take care of the decoration.

You sprinkle the flowers on the bed.

-Uncle. -Hmm?

I'm asking this out of genuine curiosity.

Why are they sprinkling flowers on the bed in the first night?

If we put flowers on the bed and lie on it, it's called first night.

If we lie on the bed and put flowers on us, it is the last night.

-There is one more thing. -Hmm.

When you place your hand on it, the bed should feel like a cloud.

Why would they put their hands on the bed?

I asked the same. Why are you repeating it?

Now turn. I'm decorating, what are you doing?

I will sprinkle the flowers, at least.

So you went and registered your marriage just like that.

Did you get into any trouble at home?

No.

Till this minute,

my mom hasn't called me or Shiva to ask us anything.

What are you saying? What happened, then?

I think my mom has accepted Shiva.

But I'm getting more and more anxious as time goes on.

Okay, I will call you later.

-Bye. -Bye.

When did you come?

Huh?

I came when you were talking about your mom accepting us.

I am scared.

Even I'm scared thinking about our first night.

Hmm?! What?

First night?

-I ought to... -Keep quiet.

I'm already trembling.

Why are you scared?

My mom didn't ask anything about our marriage.

-That's why I'm scared. -Oh.

Why will she ask you? She will ask me.

What did you say?

I... I was saying...

She knows everything about you.

But she doesn't know about me.

That's why I said she would try to get to know me.

Okay.

If she calls you, handle it with care.

That's what I am worried about.

-I will do it. -Hmm.

-Okay, come. Let's go. -Okay.

Stay with me. Don't leave me alone.

Anything can happen.

Wow.

It feels good.

First piece... Apple.

Okay.

Second piece... Seems quite small.

But still, I'm okay with it.

Third piece.

What do I do with this?

Nandhini, madam.

-Why are you bringing the milk? -What if...

-Shouldn't I give milk? -What if it's the tuition teacher?

-It's not about that... -What?!

-It's Anitha madam's first night... -She's bringing milk.

I know. Leave.

-Mind your work. -I think my dream will come true.

It's your wish, then.

Oh God!

How will I handle if her sister enters?

Oh my God. She's here.

Shiva.

Thank God, it's my girl.

-Hi, baby. -Shiva.

Yes.

What are you doing under the bed, Shiva?

Oh that... I'm checking if the bed is strong.

Because, as you know, I'm quite powerful.

This bed is made of teak.

My grandpa made this as a gift for my mother, as she had wished for it.

Oh.

You need pure African teak to handle your mother.

-What? -Eh... Nothing.

It's good.

It's strong.

Come out and take this pot from me.

How many pots do you have in this house?

Milk?

Who gave it to you?

My sister.

-Your sister? -She said, 'Don't drink all the milk.'

She told me to give you some.

Didn't your sister say anything else?

I can't hold this pot anymore. My hand hurts, take it.

Hey, hey, hey!

They said this is tradition.

This saree feels a little uncomfortable.

Hey!

Shall I remove the saree, then?

Hey!

You're always thinking about taking my clothes off.

Come, baby. Come.

And then?

-Shiva. -Hmm?

Actually...

I want to ask you something.

Go ahead. Ask me, dear.

Why would I say no?

Ever since I fell in love with you,

I've never asked you about your family or your background.

Finally.

-What? My background? -Huh?

My dad is Osama Bin Laden.

My mom is Cleopatra.

And I am...

-Tell me the truth. -Hey!

Don't you know?

I don't have anyone.

I'm an orphan.

I had an uncle.

He passed away too.

Now...

You're my everything.

Did you hear? You're my everything.

Okay, don't worry.

Drink the milk.

Why this milk?

I'll drink this milk.

What?!

It's the milk of love, my dear.

Is my beard poking you?

Why are pushing me away, huh?

This dhoti is getting in the way.

Hey! Is she your friend?

Go that side.

Why is it coming in between us?

You come.

Hey, Mottaraasu.

It's not as easy as you think to build a house in Kothagiri now.

If you want to build your own house,

you have to start planning at least two years in advance.

Do you understand?

What's making news today?

A child playing on the street was viciously attacked by street dog.

The street dog is under medical examination.

What is this world coming to?

Is a human life worth so much less than a dog's?

This is just awful.

This is news.

Son-in-law flees with mother-in-law.

Where could he have gone?

Weeping husband files plea to find missing wife.

What's the point of finding her anymore?

Instead of being happy that his bad luck is finally gone...

Idiot.

What's the news today, uncle?

It's just hot news, son-in-law.

What's the hot news?

A street dog has attacked a kid.

Another dog...

Has fled with its mother-in-law.

Is this hot news?

There's hotter news inside our house.

-Hot news inside our house? -Huh.

-What's the hot news in our house? -I was beaten up.

Beat you up?

Who? Who? Who? Who hit you, son-in-law?

It was your daughter.

Did my daughter beat you up?

You kids must have been playing.

You're complaining to her own father. Don't you feel ashamed?

Uncle, come closer.

What?

Shall I tell you a secret?

What?

It was midnight... I just opened my eyes...

Your daughter... On the bed...

She was standing tall.

She was sweating profusely.

-My daughter was sweating profusely? -Huh.

What's wrong with you, son-in-law?

You both would've been happy.

So, you both were sweating.

You hid the fact that you were sweating,

but you're talking about my daughter's sweating.

won't I feel shy?

Uncle, I swear on my mother, nothing like that happened.

-Huh? -Huh.

-My son-in-law is innocent, he won't lie. -Yes.

What time did you say that happened, son-in-law?

Around 12 o'clock.

At the same 12 o'clock...

Your father-in-law woke up.

I reached out with my right for some warmth...

Huh.

-I couldn't feel anything. -Huh.

I woke up.

Your mother-in-law's missing.

What do we know from this?

What do we know?

Everyone got up, went out of the room,

and got some steam.

So everyone was sweating profusely.

You're trying so hard to save your family's honour.

-Don't you feel ashamed, uncle? -Son-in-law!

-What do you see? -A tall tree.

Keep seeing it.

She's wearing the saree I got her.

She's signaling me.

What do you see?

What's there?

See, son-in-law? That's what a building in motion looks like.

What should I do for that?

Just look at the building.

If I do that?

You will feel happy.

What do you mean by happy?

I've already stooped so low to help him.

But my son-in-law is not making use of it.

What do you mean by using?

I think I pushed my daughter into the pond.

What do you mean by pond, uncle?

-Sit down, son-in-law. -What do you mean by sitting?

Can you call me back in 20 minutes?

It's hot.

Are you having a cold?

That's just how my voice is.

-Take it. -Take what?

I meant the coffee.

Why is the tray so big?

-It'll be easy to keep the cups. -Oh.

If the tray is big, it will be easy to keep the cups?

Oh no!

My son-in-law is using double meanings as single meanings.

You take one too.

You uplifted me with your husky voice,

and calling me for a 'Kabaddi' match in the morning itself?

Oh God, I have to stay in control.

How is the saree?

Can't you see?

What is this black coffee?

For the new groom.

Son-in-law, we both get ordinary coffees.

But the new groom gets black coffee.

What do you understand from this?

Uncle, the new groom must have had milk all night.

He is drinking black coffee for a change.

So, this is your imagination...

Manju!

Do you accept what the elder son-in-law said?

I never discriminate.

I accept everything.

You never discriminate?

You accept everything?

This house is definitely collapsing today.

-Hey, Manju! -Huh?

-Who's this for? -This?

Anitha ma'am asked me to give this to the new groom.

What is she doing?

She's preparing breakfast.

Oh.

Won't the new groom mistake us if you give it to him?

-Oh. -Give it to him.

-Hmm. -I'll give it to him.

-You can go. -Okay, ma'am.

-Hey! -What?

Where are you going?

I'm going to give coffee to the new groom.

Who asked you to give this to him?

Anitha asked Manju to give it to him.

Will it seem respectful?

That's why I'm bringing it to him.

You fool.

It's the new groom in the room.

What if he thinks you're his wife, and then what?

Huh!

That won't happen.

Give way.

I know your husband pretty well.

He doubts everything.

Give it to me.

I'll give it to him.

Give it.

She totally messed up everything I had planned.

Idiot.

It's been so many years since I've felt your touch.

I never said no.

Just say yes, I will score right away.

Because I'm an energetic man.

That sounds like my husband.

What's that noise, uncle?

We were just talking.

This coffee was made an hour ago.

It has passed through many hands.

It's quite cold now. Have it while it's hot.

-Uncle. -Hmm?

It doesn't matter how many hands it passed through.

The last sip...

... is mine.

The last sip's yours?

I think he would have made a move on her if he had the chance.

-Uncle! -Yes, dear?

-What's that noise again? -Nothing, son-in-law.

I was worried something would happen.

-Oh. -You go.

What's the point of being afraid now?

I have no idea what's going on around me.

-Everything's happening. -She's on point with her replies.

Just wait, I'll lock you up inside the house.

Oh no! The crab's laying on its back.

Boiled eggs.

Blood fry... Prawns...

Oh my God, Manju! Leg piece as well?

-Whose magic touch is all this? -It's madam's magic touch.

Madam's?!

Uncle! Uncle! Uncle!

-What's with the extra uncle? -You saw the items, right?

-It's all done by aunt. -Is it?

Yes.

-Is it? -Yes, uncle.

Is it?!

I haven't seen your aunt's magic touch in over 20 years.

I'm going to fill my face so much today, that the crows could eat off me.

I wouldn't have drunk the juice if I'd known.

-May I move my spot, son-in-law? -It's your house. Sit down.

-Thank you, son-in-law. -Please sit.

Manju!

Get up!

I called for Manju and danger arrives?

This feast is for the new groom.

-Didn't I say so? -Anitha!

No, you didn't.

-Didn't I say? -Anitha!

-No, you didn't. -Yes, mom!

-I said. -I'm coming.

Oh no!

-Why did you push me? -What happened?

-Sorry. -It's alright.

Mother-in-law. Hello.

Brother-in-law... Uncle... Please sit down.

-No, she's scold us. -Sit down, uncle.

-Please understand. -Brother-in-law, sit down.

Idiots.

-How can I sit alone and eat? -You sit down, too.

Oh.

There are many items.

-Yes. -Let's eat together.

Eat, son-in-law.

-That's enough, mother-in-law. -You should eat well.

Eat well.

-Eat this egg. -Enough, enough.

-Eat, son-in-law. -Hey, enough!

Why?

-Have another egg. -Enough, enough.

Give it to uncle.

Uncle!

-Please have this, uncle! -Thank God.

Can I have an egg?

-Anitha, pass me the rice. -Take two.

Son-in-law, I want a piece of meat.

-Will you eat some crab, uncle? -Pass me the moringa.

Enough.

-Get up. -Here.

I said, get up.

-You get up, too. -Uncle!

Why are you leaving me, uncle?

The feast is for the groom.

-Brother-in-law. -You can eat after he's done.

My wife's scolding me. If I don't leave, she's going to hit me next.

So the breadwinner has to stand in the corner and just watch?

-Okay, I'll also... -Oh no...

Sit down, son-in-law.

-They've cornered me. -You eat, son-in-law.

You're the one...

who made me stay here for good.

I'll do anything for that.

This Ganesh has turned divine.

I promise I won't trouble anyone again.

All the best!

Manju! Save me!

Oh my God!

-Hey, yuck, yuck... -Huh?

Get down!

-No, I won't. -Get down now!

Is that where you sit?

-No, sir! I'm scared. -What?

There... Oh my... I'm afraid.

Wh... What's scaring you?

-Are you scared of me? -No! That...

There... There... There... There's an insect.

Where... Where... Where... Where is the insect?

-A coc... cockroach! -What?

Oh no!

-You sat here after seeing a cockroach? -Yes, sir.

There's no other place you could sit?

No, sir.

It looked a bit convenient here.

If it looks convenient, you'll just climb on?

Who is this, Manju?

Take your hands off her. Take your hands off her!

Oh no!

How will I manage him now?

Sir, this is my husband Ganesh.

Oh, hi!

Nice to meet you, Mr. Ganesh.

Have you seen me before?

You were sitting on her hip. I saw you then.

Funny man!

-I like your seed. -Wait, what?!

I meant to say I really like your 'pattai' lines.

-Mr. Ganesh. -Huh?

-This tomato... -Yes, tomato.

If you don't eat it,

someone else will.

-Thank God! He doesn't remember me. -What is he saying?

-Who is he? -He is the new groom.

Anitha's husband.

-Is it? -Huh.

Why are you sizzling for that?

Go... Go inside.

Go!

I'll hit you with this coconut. Mind it!

-Groom it seems... groom. -What will I do if he climbs on me?

-You can never do it anyways. -I ought to!

There's nothing to worry about here.

Honestly, my mom and sister

are taking care of Shiva even better than me.

Sorry, aunty.

I feel like I've seen him somewhere with her.

Where did I see him?

Good morning, madam.

-Did Manju tell you? -Yes, madam.

From now on, if one drop goes inside,

-you can't stay here anymore. -Okay, madam. Okay.

This dress looks good on you.

-You'll lose your job. Be careful. -I'll take care. I'm doing my job.

Get lost, you fool.

Are you looking for another hip?

Wait, I am coming.

Where did I see him?

No, not there.

I've seen him, I've seen him.

I've seen him somewhere.

I'm pretty sure I saw him and madam together somewhere.

But I can't remember where.

Hey, Ganesha!

What happened to you?

I'm here thinking about something huge, and she's just drying clothes.

Manju baby!

-Are you hanging clothes to dry? -Hmm.

Do you want me to latch the clips?

Wow! Orange clip!

Why is the bucket empty? You don't have any other dresses to dry?

I've got my underwear. You want that?

Ganesh brother! You're here?

I've been here for quite a while now.

Then you will latch the clips.

Yes, I will do it.

-Your wife is downstairs, right? -Hmm.

Give her your clips.

We don't have this color clip downstairs.

Go! Keep walking!

-She's way above his league. -What's with the smirk?

I ought to!

Manju, I'm trying to remember something about Shiva, but I can't.

Would you mind if I had a little booze?

That's it!

If madam comes to know...

-... that's it! -Your madam comes to know?

Go... Go... I said go!

He's seen Shiva before. But he doesn't remember where.

A drink will jog his memory?

Looks like he's got some new disease.

Got it!

I won't believe you.

You are planning something.

He has found out.

Ganesh, you know something about my new son-in-law.

But your broken brain just won't remember.

If you drink this, you will remember everything.

I get it, and that's exactly why I made these plans.

-Then, I'll take some. -Go ahead!

-My wife will get the smell. -What's wrong with you?

We've done a different type of mix, so there will be no smell.

We cooked it ourselves.

When did we cook? Oh, that's right! We did cook this.

We've mixed in a liquid called Karmapolita.

-Karma... what? -Polita.

Oh!

-Go on, drink it. -Water?

When you're drinking at night, it's best to have it raw.

Let's have it raw, son-in-law.

Next.

-Pour it. -Karmapolita.

Karmapolita.

-Karmapolita. -You can taste all sorts of booze.

-Pour it. -Hmm.

Karmapolita.

Karmapolita.

Don't speak. He will talk now.

He's chugging it and not saying a word.

Ganesh, brother.

Tell me, brother.

What if your wife finds out you're drinking?

Come on, son-in-law.

I don't care whose wife finds out.

I just need Shiva's matter.

Now, tell me, Ganesh.

-Your wife... -Huh...

-One day... -Huh...

She was at Fun Mall to do some shopping.

Huh.

-I was waiting out in the car park. -Huh...

I started getting anxious as time went by.

It's normal for women to take a while to shop, isn't it?

Huh, excellent man.

-Experience talks. -Huh.

-Shiva... -Huh... Huh... Huh...

I'm just having trouble remembering the content.

-Karmapolita? -What's this? He's asking for more?

Pour it. We need to flush out the matter.

-Okay, I'll pour. What a waste. -Polita.

-Polita. -Enough, son-in-law.

-Enough? -Enough, son-in-law. He might doze off.

He just keeps mumbling "Polita... Polita..."

Dear!

I told you not to drink, right?

No...

Ganesh is just watching.

We're the ones boozing.

Go on, Manju.

-Sir. -Huh?

-I believe you, sir. -You don't have a choice.

-Please take care of him, sir. -Okay.

She left a while ago, what are you still ogling at?

-You saved me. -Thank you.

Tell me about Shiva.

-Karmapolita... -Seriously? He's back to square one.

-Here! -I doubt he'll talk...

Tell me about Shiva.

One day...

At Fun Mall...

Your wife, Shailu...

Uncle, how dare he calls aunt by name?

I don't mind even if he calls your mother by name.

I don't have any problem.

Shiva's matter is priority now.

Tell me.

No matter what I say, you always get right to the point.

Oh, no.

I don't think he knows the difference between men and women when he's drunk.

Instead of talking,

he's touching me all over, even though I'm a man.

I warned you his behavior seemed weird.

We need Shiva's matter.

Yes, uncle.

Yes, uncle.

Hey! Did that driver just call me 'Uncle'?

We need Shiva's matter.

Yes, right?

Tell me about Shiva.

I will tell you.

-One day... -Hey!

Shailu went to the mall for shopping.

After that?

Hey, you're calling your aunt by her name?!

Hey, if he says your wife's name, it's fine.

-But if I do, it's wrong. -Are you drunk, too?

Hey, stop fighting!

Should I tell or not?

-Go ahead, tell us. -Hmm.

One day...

Hey, dear!

Can't you stop drinking?

-You didn't listen to me. -Yes, I drank.

What will you do?

Get lost.

-Go to hell. -Karmapolita.

-Oh, no... Attempt failure. -Get lost!

Ganesh brother.

Tell Shiva's matter to uncle clearly.

Manju keeps interfering. I'll correct her.

-They've gone out of subject now. -Did you just say you'd correct my wife?

-If I don't, then who will? -You've got the guts to tell me that?

I should ask first, right?

-With Karmapolita, you ought to be... -Oh no! Not the karmapolita!

THE PARTY'S OVER!

Where is your husband?

I sent him away last night, madam.

If he ever comes back, he's done for.

He'll never come back, madam.

-Go and make some coffee. -Hmm.

-Where are you two headed? -Hi, mom.

I'm taking Shiva to show our estate.

-Do you have the manager's number? -Yes, I have.

Oh, no! I forgot my phone.

-Shiva, I'll go and get my phone. -Okay, Anitha.

I'll be back.

Oh my God!

She wants to meet at 12 o'clock...

Oh, no. She's coming, too.

She's locked me.

-Good morning, miss. -Shut up!

Where are you going?

Anitha said she'll show me around the estate.

That's why we were heading out...

You've changed a lot, sir.

-Nothing like that... -You don't even talk.

Actually... about that, miss...

Actually... em...

Miss... please try to understand...

Tonight at 12 o'clock.

I'll be waiting for you at the terrace.

-You must come, hmm? -I...

Bye, sister.

Both the mother and daughter want me to meet them at 12 o'clock.

Why is it so slippery?

There's still 10 minutes left.

Her mother and sister want to meet me at the same time.

But if I go, I'll definitely get in trouble.

That's a master plan, Shiva.

With a plan like that, you're not going to the meeting tonight.

Shiva!

What is it, dear?

Didn't you sleep?

You sleep, dear. I'll sleep later.

-Come and sleep now! -I'll sleep later. You sleep, dear.

Please... sleep, dear.

Sleep tight.

Now go back to sleep.

Okay.

The YouTuber said I'll get a fever in half an hour if I put the item in my armpit.

It's been half an hour.

Let's take out the items.

Catch it!

The item did it's trick.

Anitha...

Anitha...

Anitha...

Shiva, what happened?

Oh, dear...

-Shiva?! -I have fever, dear.

-I don't feel so good. -You're burning up.

-What's wrong? -I'm feeling feverish.

Shiva!

What is it, Shiva?

Could you bring me some medicine?

Mom...

Mom!

Dad!

Your plan failed.

My plan worked out.

Son-in-law, my wife is missing.

My wife is also missing, uncle.

-Your wife's missing too? -Huh.

-Let's go look for them together. -Hmm.

-Uncle! -Hmm?

I'm feeling so cold.

It's so cold.

Hey!

You're giving your sister's husband a rubdown.

I'm your husband. Have you ever rubbed me like that?

Hey, shut up!

If it had happened to you, I would've done the same thing.

Poor guy, he's freezing and just collapsed from exhaustion.

Collapsed?

Idiot. He just collapsed on the sofa.

He collapsed on the sofa...

I'm the oldest in the family.

I'm standing in front of you.

He's not feeling well, so you're applying ointment. I get it.

But as soon as we got here,

shouldn't you have stopped with the ointment?

A woman who values her family will take care of her son-in-law with great care.

I won't accept that.

Uncle!

Leave our women out of this, they're innocent.

Look at him. Just look at him!

He's comfortably lying down like he's on a Volvo bus.

-Get up! -Why are you shouting now?

Both of you were sleeping.

I asked mom for help so that I don't disturb you.

Is that wrong?

Uncle, Anitha had asked them to rub him.

There's nothing wrong in that.

My anger's quenched.

What about you?

-My anger's gone too. -Shameless fellow.

Come, let's sleep.

Individually... uncle.

Why are you taking me to the balcony?

We might jump off.

Come without seeing them.

She looks so hot in this cold.

Come.

Why are you so fresh this early in the morning?

What, sir?

Someone's in a good mood!

We're always in a good mood.

Actually...

I want to tell you something.

What is it?

About that...

That's...

We got married... And just came.

But still your family accepted us

and has been taking good care of us.

But...

I feel a bit claustrophobic being at home all the time.

Oh... Is that it?

Let's go explore the town.

That's not what I meant, dear.

Okay, sir. Tell me clearly.

Oh, that?

My friend found me an awesome job in Bangalore.

He wants me to join in two days.

What do you say? Should we start right away?

What do you say? Hey, what happened?

What are you talking about?

What's lacking here?

Is that what you think? That we can't live unless you get a job?

We're already fine here.

My mom and sister are taking good care of us.

We don't have to worry about my dad and brother-in-law.

-I'm unable to handle them, that's why... -Do you understand?

You don't understand.

It's not like that, dear.

Put your hands around me, I'll tell you.

Actually...

You and I... alone...

-in our own house. It'll be fun... -No.

-Let's go to Bangalore. It'll be fun. -Never!

-No way! -Hi.

-Aunty. -What's up, Anitha?

What is he saying?

-It seems he's found a job in Bangalore. -Huh.

-He wants me to go with him. -Yes, aunty.

-We were talking about that. -Is it?

Yes.

What's all this, son-in-law?

Okay, go and get dressed.

Go. Get ready.

Go, dear.

-Anitha... Ani... -Okay, mom.

Then, son-in-law...

-How's your fever? -I'm alright now.

-Is it? Are you sure? -Yes, I'm all good.

Okay.

And...

In this household,

I decide... who does what.

I know that.

-You want to work. That's it, right? -Huh.

I'll arrange for that.

Now, we're all going out.

-Get ready soon. Okay? -Okay, aunty.

I should... What am I going to do about her?

On one side, her sister is after me. On the other, it's her mom.

Diana, my dear!

Black magic, evil spirits, love troubles, and dark spells.

You've come here believing I can solve all your problems, all for a low price.

Wait, let me pull them out one by one.

The horoscope, please?

-That's... -Wasn't marked!

-When were you born? -2K kids.

Unbelievable. Time of birth?

It was an auspicious time.

What's this?

Okay, forget it. Can you at least tell me your place of birth?

They seem so confused.

How was he born?

From the dawn of time, man has always been born in the same way.

But my mother used to say that I was born from the mangoes God gave her.

Don't answer him often.

If you get married

and keep giving your wife mangoes,

you'll end up with a seed, not a child.

Don't mind them, astrologer.

Have a look and tell us properly.

How can I possibly tell you if you won't give me any details?

Astrologer?

Can't you tell by just looking at his face?

You can tell if he's looking good just by looking at his face.

Or you can tell it's a torture to one's eyes.

How can you tell horoscopes?

-Hey, astrologer. -Huh?

How many perfect readings have you made?

You can sense something when you look at someone, right?

Just tell me that.

-Astrologer, tell me something. -Okay, okay.

Since you're insisting so much,

I'll pray to God...

For your sake, I'll use every skill I have.

Now, that's how it's done!

Can you give me your wife's horoscope?

-Be patient. -My wife's horoscope?

Why?

Just like they say, if you tell me about your friend, I can tell you about you.

If I look at your wife's horoscope,

I can tell you a lot about you.

Oh!

So, now that you've read my horoscope, can I pay your assistant?

If you keep asking me so many questions, I'll only confuse you.

Is that fine? Do you have her horoscope or not?

Astrologer, all our horoscopes are in that.

-Can you check it and tell me. -Very good.

It's in this?

Do you use it often?

It looks squeezed.

It's a Kamasutra circus here.

Okay, here goes nothing.

Son, tell me a number from one to ten.

Three.

You can't say three. You can only say one.

Then, shall I say one?

I'm to be blamed.

I invited you as my first case first thing in the morning.

-Hey, new boy. -Hmm?

He's asking for one number out of ten. Just give him a number.

Oh!

One, two, three...

-Three! -Huh?!

He's really particular about the number three, see?

I understand, uncle.

Son, show me your palm.

Do you keep rolling with it? Why is it blistered?

I work out, astrologer.

Is it? Do you do push ups on the road?

In the gym. Pull-up, push-up.

Okay, okay.

Here.

Pray to Ambal... and then throw the shells.

Hail Magizhmadhi!

He's thrown it finally.

Sorry, astrologer. I'm a fan of Bhoomra.

Son, after you roll the shells,

you're supposed to see what it says,

not go searching for it.

How are we supposed to do this if you throw it so hard?

Be gentle.

I think we need to set up fielders for him to roll the shells.

-That is... -Throw it with care like Harbhajan.

Harbhajan, right?

Ballelakka.

-How is it? -He's either rolling it or squeezing it.

Try gently rolling it, don't try to roll me away.

The shells are stacked. See that?

Sorry, astrologer.

Roll it properly. Come on, come on.

Roll with medium speed.

Fine?

One, two, three.

Three are face up, and nine are face down.

Your favourite number is three.

The number you rolled is also three.

Ajaal, Gujaal, Majaal.

It seems Maharaja Kumbham is in a very powerful position for him.

Manmadhan will have to beg on his feet.

-Uncle. -Hmm?

He's not looking at the shells. Instead, he's looking all over the place.

Stop interfering and watch till the end.

I got the orders.

After analyzing your daughter's horoscope,

after one more cycle,

in exactly, 48 days from now

you can hand over your company's responsibility

to your younger son-in-law.

I've received divine order from the Goddess.

-If you fail to meet this order... -What?

-the company would go bankrupt. -Company's responsibility?

As per your orders,

I'll hand over the company's responsibility on that very day.

-Give me the money. -Okay.

You're just sitting idle, right? Give this to your mother.

-Why did you give it to Anitha? -I'm registering the new face.

They've given me this responsibility and tied me down.

-With God's blessings. -Son-in-law, I'm not satisfied.

Let's ask after they're gone.

Get up slowly.

Thanks for coming.

-May God bless you. -Let them go that side.

You come this side.

One, two, three, four...

-Why are you hiding it? -What if you snatch it?

We won't snatch.

If I snatch this, she'll snatch me?

Okay...

Every time we show up, you'd roll the shells.

Now, you gave it to that boy and asked him to roll it.

What is the result?

He rolled the shells three times and only got a three.

So, one thing is clear.

What was clear?

It shows three for the boy.

-Three wives? -No.

A wife and two mistresses.

-The beauty in this is... -What's the beauty in this?

Just listen to me, naughty.

When it comes to love, that boy is truly intense.

Why is she looking at me like this?

I don't know how I'll make it through the next 48 days.

My wife's right here, and she's still blinking at me.

Let's manage.

He might have had some relationship before the past 48 days.

Otherwise, he might have some relationship in the next 48 days.

But, he's even more powerful than before.

Oh no, uncle.

-I am very tensed. -Hey!

Don't lose hope, son-in-law.

The astrologer has given 48 days time.

Are we just going to sit and peel onions for the next 48 days?

We need to plan this out right and make sure everything stays safe.

Hey, astrologer.

48 days is correct, isn't it?

-I swear on my father, it is correct. -I believe you.

-Hey, son-in-law, let's go. -Uncle.

Go do both!

-Maybe he's got diabetes. -What will he do if it happens?

Whatever. I did the best I could.

Uncle, why are you panting?

I was getting the bill from the astrologer. Sorry.

Hand the car key to the groom.

Our elder son-in-law doesn't know how to drive either.

What does he know to drive?

I'm talking about our younger groom.

He can drive on the main road.

If he drives on the hill road, it'll be over.

If I show him, he'll be able to handle any road.

-But, aunty... -Give me the key.

Start the car.

It won't look good if I drive when uncle is here.

-Take it. -Hey!

It won't look good, aunty.

Take it. Start the car. Let's go.

You sit in the front.

You sit in the back.

What about me?

What is your problem?

Nothing.

My darling. You sit with your sister.

Oh my God! Uncle, what happened?

He left me stranded.

Is he driving three of them away?

No, those three are driving him away.

The astrologer lied.

It won't happen in 48 days.

It'll happen in 4 days.

You're lying too.

It won't happen in 4 days. It will happen in 4 hours.

You're both lying.

Your life is a lie.

I'm afraid it'll all be over on the way.

It is better for you to forget all this.

If that happens, I'll hang myself.

Do that! It's good for everyone.

Uncle, what should I do now?

Do what the astrologer says.

Your wife's also going with him.

You're right. What should we do now?

Shall we call the police?

-I will be humiliated. -I will be divorced.

What kind of a family is this?

-Aunty. -Huh?

The keys.

Thank you, son-in-law.

-Son-in-law. -Aunty?

Be as happy as you can for the next 48 days.

Then, you can take care of the company.

-Okay.Boy

Yesterday, somehow I made a plan and escaped.

What about today?

Plan something fast.

Think...Think...

Come up with a plan soon, Shiva.

Everyone's feeling cold here. But, I'm sweating.

How to escape from my mother-in-law's house?

Even Google's getting confused.

Usually, Anitha's smell's like strawberry and sweet.

But this...

Blueberry.

Naughty.

This smell is so familiar, but I can't quite remember where from.

It is a new smell.

-What? New smell? -Oh, no.

Miss... Oh no...

Who are you looking for?

Ani... My wife.

-Anitha. -Anitha won't come now.

I sent her on an errand.

-What?! You've sent her on an errand? -What's with this gap?

Come closer.

I'm asking you to come closer.

You're good with smells.

Should I come in search of you?

-Won't you come? -Yes. Oh no!

Miss... What is this, miss?

Still calling me 'miss'?

-I'll show you... -Anitha...

-Anitha! -Come close.

No, miss.

I will be waiting for you at the terrace at midnight.

You're coming.

-Okay? -Okay, miss.

Oh, no. Again?

What were you doing in Anitha's room?

I... I came to see if she was there.

Hey...

You gave her an errand and sent her downstairs.

I just saw her downstairs.

Are you trying to sell me blueberries?

I came to ask her husband what he wants for dinner tonight.

Hey!

A wife should ask her husband what he wants.

Why are you acting against tradition?

-Come here. -What?

Come this side, dad.

She's thinking of a way to justify herself.

I ask or she asks... What's the difference?

Both are the same.

I ask or she asks... Both are the same?

When you put the astrologer's words and what's happening together...

He promised he'd send the medicine man's number, but he never did.

What is this, son-in-law? You said you had an idea.

-But you're on your phone. -I'm waiting for a number.

All this is scaring me.

What is it?

Your wife's coming from Anitha's room.

And my wife's entering Shiva's room.

It feels like someone lit up firecrackers in my stomach,

and my head is flying up and down.

Here it is.

What is it?

We call this number.

We buy the medicine.

We both eat it.

And we have fun till dawn.

Such a medicine?

Who invented this medicine?

Our Dr. Kamaraj.

Oh, my God!

'Karmaveerar' Kamaraj's grandson is selling medicines?

That's not important.

I'll eat this.

I won't let my aunt sleep tonight.

Sorry, uncle.

You won't let my aunt sleep.

I won't let my wife sleep.

Oh, my God!

He is so tensed even before eating the medicine.

Anyway, nothing will happen to us, right?

Nothing will happen, I swear on my mother.

Why call upon your mother for this?

Okay, come. Let's eat.

-It's as if you're calling me for dinner. -That's our dinner tonight.

Come, uncle.

What's with you both? Mother and daughter...

You want to meet me at midnight?

By the way, I'll sketch a plan for you.

"Take the ball."

"Uncle..."

"In these two tablets..."

"They should land straight in Mumbai!"

From the movie 'Murai Maaman'...

Let's get the 'Murai Maaman' himself.

This is the only idea.

If I mix this sleeping pills in their milk...

...it will take them nine hours to wake up.

Here, one for each.

-Oh! I didn't see anything. -It's okay.

Come.

What's happening?

You've come to my room.

I... I wanted to give you milk.

Usually, we give it to you.

What is this? It's new.

The milk I asked you that day, lead to something.

What were you thinking?

You've done so much for me.

To be fair, I should get you some milk candy.

At least, let me give you this milk.

Take it, aunty. Please.

That's it, isn't it?

Keep it there. I'll drink later.

Aunty, I made this milk specially for you.

If you drink it...

Must I drink it now?

-Yes, aunty. -Okay, give.

Here.

Finally.

Hmm, happy?

No... it's special milk.

-A little more... -Oh.

Okay.

Drink, drink. Drink it all up.

It's all done.

-Enough? -Yes, it's enough.

Thank you.

Special milk for the tuition teacher.

My heart's overwhelmed with joy.

Have some milk, miss.

I asked you to come at 12 o'clock.

Why did you come now?

The meeting's at 12 o'clock...

But to be ready for the meeting, you have to drink milk at 10 o'clock.

That's why.

Let's meet with energy at 10 o'clock after drinking milk.

With energy?

Yes.

What are you saying?

The milk will spill.

What's mixed in it?

Love, affection, attachment, lust, anger...

None of these.

I've mixed a little sugar and a lot of almonds.

Drink it.

Drink it. Drink it.

You have a way with words.

You taught me all that.

Oh Jesus.

Why should we wait till 12 o'clock?

After Anitha... sleeps...

We'll go and...

You and I will meet at 12 o'clock.

You drink up the milk.

Please, drink it.

Bye.

-Have you showered? -Why do you ask?

After eating this, you'll have to be ready for some bed play, don't you?

I'm ready for bed play.

Gulp one down.

-Son-in-law. -Hmm?

If one ball lets you play for one hour,

what will happen if you have seven balls?

-It will come off. -Don't talk negatively.

It will break dawn.

Here, have another one.

-Son-in-law. -Hmm?

How much research would he have done to discover this medicine?

We should respect him.

You just scolded him.

I didn't scold him.

You didn't?

Son-in-law...

They told me that I'll get energy if I eat this.

Something's banging inside my head.

Will my kidney take the blow because I'm going against nature?

Your kidneys will be totally fine.

Sit straight.

You just put it in your mouth.

It will get onto your head and fall on the floor.

Is this a helicopter to fly above my head and then land?

-Uncle! -Hmm?

I can see aunt with Shiva.

Can you her daughters standing beside her?

What are they going to do together?

-Play the song! -We're ready to listen!

♪ Come on, Follow me from behind! ♪

♪ Come on, take a flower!

♪ Am I a fruit punch? ♪

♪ You come on over for a taste! ♪

♪ I'm a cupcake, a full coke, right here! ♪

♪ I'm a milkshake, a six-pack, right here! ♪

♪ Jigarthanda! Two of them right here! Shall I put a straw in and have a look? ♪

♪ An anaconda! Is it an uncontrollable biryani packet!? ♪

♪ I'll stick to you tight! Come closer and I'll butt you! ♪

♪ I'm the kind of partner who'll give you a good workout! ♪

♪ Oh my, I surrender! I'll learn all your tricks! ♪

♪ Shall I climb a triangle mountain and see!? ♪

♪ Am I a radar? ♪

♪ You're a boundary! ♪

♪ Am I a six-hitter? ♪

♪ Give me a re-entry! ♪

♪ Fake offers will come like Chaska, Maska! ♪

♪ All the big pots are a great color! ♪

♪ A fifty-fifty match will become a century! ♪

♪ God will grant a full plate with a piece of meat! ♪

♪ I'm here to trigger the gun! ♪

♪ I'm here with sugar in my eyes! ♪

♪ I'm here to trigger the gun! ♪

♪ I'm here with sugar in my eyes! ♪

♪ It's all here! It's three and three-quarters of a yard! ♪

♪ I'm the fun part of that! Come on, I'll strike a pose for you! ♪

♪ In one, two, three... It's an awesome blessing for me! ♪

♪ I'm the ground where all three eras meet! ♪

♪ My leg will ache from running a single! ♪

♪ I'll catch fire playing fours and sixes! ♪

♪ Even with people who are just salt and pepper... ♪

♪ You only get a taste once the egg breaks! ♪

♪ I'm here to hide well! ♪

♪ I'm here to swallow you whole! ♪

♪ You hide well, I'm here! ♪

♪ To swallow me whole, you're here! ♪

♪ Halwa is old news! Soda will give you a burp! ♪

♪ I'm buttermilk! Cool, chill, and stylish! ♪

♪ These three will bring great salvation! ♪

♪ I'll put a full stop in a triangle! ♪

♪ Come on, Follow me from behind! ♪

♪ Come on, take a flower!

♪ Am I a fruit punch? ♪

♪ You come on over for a taste! ♪

♪ Yesterday night... was a waste ♪

♪ Tonight... is a feast ♪

♪ Come to me... ♪

I thought the medicine would uplift my mood.

But Nandhini is making me go beyond.

Milk?!

You have prepared special milk for me.

You are my God, Nandhini.

I'll have this milk and ravage Nandhini.

Nandhini...

My dear, Nandhu...

My darling...

Your darling's here...

My sweet candy...

Your darling's here in a good mood.

Get up, dear.

This is the right time.

Balu!

Go on, score a goal!

Go for it!

Medicine plus milk.

It's like the three perfect fruits came together to form one whole.

I will also travel in this old bus.

Oh my... Oh my... Oh my...

Oh my... Oh my... Oh my...

Enough talk!

Good morning, dad.

-Uncle. -Hmm?

Anitha's hair is wet.

What does it mean?

It means she had a head bath.

I'm sure it's not a normal bath, uncle.

Things just seem to fall into place for Shiva.

-Oh. -Uncle.

Huh?

With all that buildup, you gave me the balls last night,

but nothing happened.

-You mean, you didn't jump? -I didn't jump.

What about you?

I didn't jump at all.

I think they cheated us with the medicine.

-Uncle... -Huh?

I don't know what's wrong.

But I feel like someone beat me up.

What about you?

I feel like I've been run over by nine elephants.

-Uncle! -Huh?

Aunt has bathed.

So, it happened?

Don't doubt me, son-in-law.

Why?

Your wife has also bathed.

What is this, uncle?

It's true. Kothagiri is a one of a kind beauty.

I don't know what it is.

But I feel like I was shaken up three times last night.

Make me a cup of coffee with extra cream, Manju!

Okay, sir!

Uncle!

Manju has bathed too.

-Manju has bathed too? -Yes.

-Think deep! -Yes, I'm thinking.

Done thinking about it?

If we go and ask them why they bathed,

it's a disgrace to us.

So?

Let's go and ask him why they bathed.

Super idea, uncle.

Karmapolita?

-Why are your palms sweating? -I am tensed.

-Are you tensed? -Yes.

Karmapolita!

Tell us why!

Shiva, stop.

Welcome, brother-in-law.

I wanted to meet you and talk to you.

We are going to talk.

But not like this.

With karmapolita.

What? Karmapolita?

-Yes. -Who is she?

-It's booze. -Oh!

Drinking in this weather doesn't work for me.

The British discovered Kothagiri just to get drunk.

Come on, Shiva.

It's not like that.

-Okay, I'll tell you the truth. -Huh.

You are a youth.

What did you just say?

-I said youth. -Youth?

Keep going!

We both will be in a good vibe.

But what if uncle comes in between like a buffalo?

He will look like a buffalo from a distance.

If you go near him, he'll look like a cattle.

-Is it? -Come, Shiva.

-What? -Uncle!

I told you, right? Look there.

He's sitting there like an old-school villain.

Is he a villain?

He is a fool.

You'll see. Come.

Just come.

-Younger son-in-law! -Hmm?

Who is that?

Who is the younger son-in-law in this house? You, right?

-Then who is he? -He is my old son-in-law.

Sit down.

Come, brother-in-law.

-Then... younger son-in-law... -Tell me, uncle?

I've been watching you from the time you came here.

All the women in this house come running to you and show affection.

It's not like that, uncle.

Don't I know how to show affection?

If I start showing my affection, you will hold your chest and go to watch a movie.

That's why, to give you a party...

Karmapolita!

-Uncle! -Huh?

Two?

Even three is not enough for you.

-It looks good, uncle. -He never hesitates.

He's just drinking. No cheers.

-You also drink, uncle. -Younger son-in-law.

Just a tiny taste, and my stomach will act up.

Before that, I need you to tell me a truth.

What truth?

Now, what do you think about your mother-in-law?

-Your wife? -Yes.

-My mother-in-law? -Yes.

-My wife's mother? -Yes.

He will tell us now.

-Drink up first. -Then, I will tell you.

-You too drink up. -You'll tell only if I drink?

Didn't you say your body can't handle it?

He's not speaking up.

That's it.

Tell me.

-About your mother-in-law... -About that... uncle...

-My mother-in-law is pure gold! -He has weighed her.

If I must tell you about my mother-in-law...

That is...

Lag! Lag!

What do you think about my wife?

Oh!

-Your wife? -Huh.

-Your elder daughter? -Yes.

-My wife's sister? -Hmm.

Everything's the same.

-The elder daughter of this house? -Yes.

-You're asking about her, right? -Start talking.

Drink up. I'll tell you.

Drink up! Then, I will tell you.

Son-in-law, you said you had a sore throat, didn't you?

He won't speak unless.

-Actually, uncle... -Hmm?

-If I should talk about my mother-in-law... -No need!

Pour me another! Don't stop the vehicle.

-Huh. -What do you say?

-Now pour! -Is that so?

Okay.

A little more for me. More for him?

I already told you my stomach can't handle it.

I can't talk if I drink any more.

I may puke anytime. Get me a pail.

Karmapolita...

Uncle!

I betrayed you, uncle.

I betrayed you too, brother-in-law.

I betrayed my wife more than that.

I lost my virginity before my first night.

Two ladies.

The tuition miss and the aunty.

You fell flat before I could even tell you who they were.

Shiva!

-Shouldn't I say? -Keep quiet!

Okay.

A few days later...

Anitha!

-Anitha, what happened? -Anitha is vomiting, uncle.

Son-in-law.

You mentioned the special bath that day, didn't you?

It has worked out.

Son-in-law.

Isn't that your wife Nandhini's voice?

Nandhini vomited too?

Nandhini vomited too.

Good news for me.

Uncle!

It sounds like my mother-in-law is vomiting.

Son-in-law?

Uncle.

I have nothing to fear.

-Son-in-law. -Tell me, uncle.

I was calling him.

-Uncle. -Son-in-law.

If one woman vomits, the reason is the bed.

Okay.

If three people vomit, the reason is definitely the food.

Very good.

Hey, uncle doesn't like all this.

Now, the doctor will come.

He'll say it was food poisoning.

Energetic young man.

Congratulations.

Your wife is pregnant.

Son-in-law.

-In our home... -Thanks, doctor.

I was sad that our son-in-law has broken our traditional cot.

But he has got me a grandchild to call me grandpa.

I will accept you in my family.

I love you, uncle.

Let's see what the doctor says next.

He will say that there is nothing, uncle.

Will you give company to anyone?

Your wife is also pregnant.

I don't know when he jumped on me.

Elder son-in-law, congratulations.

You should have made me a grandfather years ago.

But you made me a grandpa today and made me happy.

But I didn't make your daughter happy, uncle.

Silly boy.

You must have made her happy in your sleep.

Yes.

Uncle is right.

You would have done it in your sleep.

I don't know what the doctor will tell me.

-What will he say, uncle? -He will say...

He will say that my wife vomited because of food poisoning.

How?

It's been 19 years since I touched her.

What?

What have you done?

Is this fair?

I'm getting two grandchildren, so I'm happy.

This is more than that.

What do you mean up?

You are very naughty, Alagesan.

Hey! What are you trying to say?

I'm not trying to say anything.

Go and ask your wife.

Not only your chain is heavy.

You are also heavy.

She vomited, right?

Not only that.

It's food poison, right?

Food poison?

This is more than that.

What?

Alagesan...

Three of you worked together?

I thought he was talking with affection. But he sounds aversion now.

Your wife is pregnant too.

Oh my God! I don't know when this happened.

Preg...

Pregna...

I just accepted him into my family.

He's beating drums already!

I thought they will be happy. Why are they chasing him?

Is there something else?

Hey! Stop running!

I swear, I didn't do anything, uncle.

Believe me, uncle.

I won't believe you.

I swear, I didn't do anything. Believe me.

I won't believe you either.

We are a family.

Hey! You made us run like fools and call yourself family?

I'm not going to let you go!

UNCLE, I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!

We will catch you ten months later...