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Previously on K.C. Undercover...

We are taking the Bishops down.

At least let me get Amy out of the house

before you bust Mitch and Danielle.

- Hey! - Hey!

Surprise!

We thought that we'd go on a little road trip to...

New York City!

Where are you keeping the distribution list

and who is The Mask?

Amy's not our daughter.

Amy is The Mask.

Hah!

Hah!

There's gotta be some type of sign

of where she went.

It wasn't a sign, but it was definitely a signal.

Where is she?

Ah! Boo!

It's over, Amy!

Yeah, that's right. Your parents sold you out.

We know everything.

Huh! Huh! Hah!

Hah!

Ernie!

It's over, Amy! We know you're The Mask!

Sorry to disappoint you,

but Mitch and Danielle were just covering their sorry butts

and pinning it on me.

I'm not The Mask.

Yeah, right!

I don't care whether you believe me!

I'm not The Mask!

The Mask is someone way closer to you

than you could have ever imagined!

Hold on, KC!

Hold on, Amy! And more importantly, hold on, Ernie!

Look, you're not gonna make it,

so just tell us who The Mask is!

You're right. What do I care at this point?

The Mask is... Aaah!

No!

Wow! She's a really good swimmer!

If she wasn't an international arms dealer,

she could be in the Olympics.

Big picture here, Ernie!

Okay? Amy got away, and so did our chance

at getting that distribution list.

I take that back.

Maybe we did find the list after all.

♪ Oh, when danger comes for you ♪

♪ You know I'll stand beside you ♪

♪ 'Cause ain't nobody keep their head so cool ♪

♪ I'll always find a way, a way out of the fire ♪

♪ Don't tell nobody, tell nobody ♪

♪ I'm not perfect ♪

♪ So many things I wanna tell you ♪

♪ But I, I, I, I keep it undercover ♪

♪ Livin' my life, on red alert ♪

♪ Doin' my thing, gonna make it work ♪

♪ Know I'm the realest, baby, I'm fearless ♪

♪ But I always got your back ♪

♪ Nobody can do it like I can ♪

♪ I gotta find out who I am ♪

♪ Ain't got to worry about me ♪

♪ It's all part of the plan ♪

♪ I keep it undercover ♪

♪ I keep it undercover, cover ♪

We got it! We got the distribution list.

The heads of every criminal organization are right here!

Perfect. Now all we have to do is take them down

and figure out who The Mask is.

Should I hit rewind?

Bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop.

It's Amy!

Well, shall I hit rewind?

Doo-loo-loo-loo-loop.

She said it was someone who was close to us.

Well, until she fell off that lighthouse,

she was pretty close to us.

Come on, she was protecting her cover.

She was dangling over the Atlantic, okay?

Why lie when you're about to become fish food?

My gut is telling me that she was telling the truth.

What about what my gut says?

We share a bathroom.

I'm sick and tired of hearing what your gut has to say.

As usual, it's all about you.

You think KC is the sun,

and the rest of us are just planets revolving around you.

Well, I've got news for you.

I am not Mars. I am not Saturn.

I am not Uranus!

I am a competent spy,

not the scared little kid I was three years ago.

So dig the wax out of your big elephant ears

and listen to me for once!

Okay, but what if she is telling the truth, okay?

We cannot breathe a word about this flash drive to anybody.

And by the way? It's my feet, okay?

I have large feet!

My ears are in perfect proportion to my face!

Especially to your big mouth.

- Hey. - Hey.

Good news! I got into F.I.T.

I'm going to college!

Wow. This is amazing! Do you know how many times

I have dreamed about this exact moment?

Zero. Zero times.

I literally never thought that this would happen.

Eee hee hee!

Aww, you're even more excited than Brady was.

Excuse me?

You told Brady before me?

Well, yeah. What's the big deal?

Nothing. Why would it be a big deal?

I mean, It's not like I've just been helping you

do your homework for the past 12 years.

I mean, it's no big deal!

Right? Why should I be the first to know?

Wow. You're sounding like my mother.

Which reminds me, I have to tell her I got into college.

Nah, she'll never believe me anyway.

Hey, why are you so upset about this?

I'm just a little freaked out, you know?

I haven't decided if I'm going to stay with The Organization

or accept my scholarship to Stanford.

It's okay, relax. Everything has a way of working itself out.

Look at me. Not only did I into F.I.T.,

but Brady and I got back together.

So you really never know...

I'm sorry, rewind.

Do-loo-loo-loo!

Um, you and Brady what, now?

Oh, yeah, yeah, we're boyfriend and girlfriend now,

but for real this time.

Okay, let me just get this straight.

You are back with the guy

who used you and tried to take over the world?

I know! Star-crossed lovers, right?

But... but it's okay.

We can trust him now 'cause he's back with The Organization.

Oh, speaking of which, what ever happened with Amy?

Okay, Marisa, I'm sorry,

but, um, as long as you're with Brady,

I can't really talk to you about this stuff.

You may trust him, but I do not.

I can't believe it!

You went all the way to the Jersey Shore

and didn't bring back saltwater taffy?

Well, I guess we should just settle

for the names and contact information

for every enemy agent in the country!

I'm just saying, they were already there.

They could've done both.

Well, I, for one, am very proud of you!

Wait for it.

Wait for what?

You know, the snarky little comment

that comes right after a very rare compliment.

Go ahead, Judy. Let me have it.

Well, excuse me for trying to express my emotions

like an actual human would!

You people are such... people!

What crawled up her USB port and died?

We have more important things to worry about.

Yeah, like who we can actually trust with this information.

If Amy was telling the truth,

and The Mask is someone close to us,

no one is above suspicion.

Well, as far as I'm concerned, there's only one person

at The Organization that we know we can trust.

Psst!

Psst!

Psst! Agent Johnson.

It's me, KC.

Why are you disguised as a statue?

Because I need to talk to you,

and I can't run the risk of anyone finding out.

You never heard of a phone?

I'm Paul Revere. You think I had a phone in 1775?

Why do we bother putting out dog poop bags

if they don't put the dog poop in the bag?

We have top secret intel.

I'm listening, Ernie.

I spent hours on this makeup.

How do you know it was me?

Oh, the disguise is great.

It's the name tag that says "Ernie Cooper," dead giveaway.

Listen carefully, 'cause we're only gonna say this one time.

Because the intel is so sensitive?

That, and I want to get out of here

before a pigeon decides to poop on me.

You guys did the right thing keeping this on the down low.

I don't even want to mention this to Agent Beverly.

Agent Beverly? How could she could be The Mask?

She just got promoted to head of The Organization.

And who knows what favors she promised to get there?

Until I know more, nobody's gonna find out about this.

But how do we bring in all those enemy agents on our own?

You and your family will have to figure that out.

If you pull this off,

we could end this spy war once and for all.

Ernie, did you hear that?

If we pull this off, we could end the spy war.

And if we end the spy war, then I wouldn't need to be a spy,

and I could just go off to Stanford.

This could be my last mission ever.

Okay, if we take them down one at a time,

word'll spread, and those enemy agents

will scatter like the cockroaches they are.

Okay, maybe we can get them all in a room together.

Hmm.

Dad, do you remember what happened

when you had all those unpaid parking tickets?

Oh, annoying meter maids!

If a man has a mission in a loading zone,

a man has a mission in a loading zone!

I talking about how they tricked you

into paying the parking tickets.

Oh. They sent me an e-mail

saying I'd won free tickets to a Nationals game,

and then when I got to the stadium,

they locked me up with 30 other people until we paid our fines.

I didn't even get my free foam finger.

I think KC's on to something.

The only problem is,

how do we get all those crime bosses

to get parking tickets?

Unless...

we go to their houses,

wait for them to park their cars,

then when they're asleep, we paint their curbs red,

and call in an anonymous tip to the parking enforcement authorities.

Then we wait six months for them to not pay their tickets,

and then we send them invitations to the game!

Nailed it!

Okay, Ernie, maybe for the rest of this planning session,

you could just, um, write your ideas down.

And then fold them up and put them in the trash.

Okay, basketball playoffs are coming up.

So why don't we just invite them all to a VIP celebration?

We can give them free tickets, first class air, and limo service.

What if they don't like basketball?

Everybody likes basketball.

Every human likes basketball.

Here we go again.

"Judy's not a human, so she doesn't understand."

Well, guess what?

I understand you all better than you think.

And what I don't understand is why you don't understand that.

I don't understand what your problem is,

but you better get with the program.

And, remember, not a word about this

to anybody at The Organization.

You're not getting Arbor Day off, Carl.

You want to plant a tree, you plant it on your own time.

It's not Carl, it's me.

Oh. You're not getting Arbor Day off, either.

What do you want?

Are you in trouble at school again?!

You know, I am this close to scrapping you for parts!

Of course I'm in trouble at school again.

But that's not why I'm here.

We need to talk about the Coopers.

I, uh, cut the sandwiches into little hearts.

Or if that's too corny, you just turn them upside-down,

and they're little butts.

Well, I do love butt-wiches.

But you know what? I was just...

I was thinking about this... This video I saw.

It's called "The Trust Test,"

and I thought maybe we could try it.

Sure. How does it work?

Well, I close my eyes and I fall back into your arms,

and I just trust that you'll catch me.

Okay. Sure.

Ooh!

Okay, great. Now I catch you.

Okay.

Whoa oh!

Are you, or are you not a good guy?!

Of course I'm a good guy! God.

Ow. A good guy who's really regretting putting his keys in his back pocket.

Look, Brady, I...

I honestly just don't think I can trust you.

You're a spy, which means you are an expert liar.

And as long as you're a spy, I...

I don't think I can be with you.

- But, Marisa... - I'm sorry, Brady.

This... this just isn't gonna work out.

Ow.

Ahh!

Shrimp?

And no jokes, please.

Welcome to the reception, Mr. Chase.

Enjoy yourself.

Cheers, Love.

Okay, the head of The Alternate has arrived.

That means they're all here.

I can't believe I'm about to say this,

KC's Final Mission is a go.

KC's Final Mission? KC's Final Mission?!

Once again, I guess it's all about you.

Good. Now you're startin' to get it.

Hello, everyone. Hi!

Congratulations,

and it gives me great pleasure to welcome you to

the last party you'll ever attend!

- Huh? - Huh?

What's goin' on?

Surprise, suckers!

It's the Coopers! We've been set up!

Cheers, Love.

Go ahead, Judy. Suck it up!

By the time these guys wake up,

they'll already be in prison.

Yes!

So... wait. That's it?

After all the missions we've been on,

all the danger we have faced to make this world

a better place, and this is how it ends?

Some balloons drop, and now the spy war is over?

Is that not a fancy enough ending for

"KC's Final Mission"?

I'm just saying, it seems a little easy.

Honey, it was easy because it was a good plan, and it worked.

I mean, what's wrong with that?

Nothing, I guess.

Uh-oh.

Uh-oh, what? What's wrong?

It's just that one of the side effects

of sucking up all that gas is...

Gas.

All right, quiet down, everybody.

Agent Beverly would like to say a few words.

And apparently, her new promotion makes

her incapable of giving a speech without an introduction.

Thank you, Agent Johnson.

Well, we've done it, people.

Thanks to the Coopers, especially KC,

the spy war is over.

Which means there will be cutbacks.

Unfortunately, half of you will be fired.

And please don't ask for recommendations,

because, technically, you don't know me,

and I definitely don't know you.

Enjoy the celebration!

Hey, congratulations, KC. It's really great work.

Thanks, Brady.

I was wrong about him.

He's a good guy.

We'll see about that.

Any update on what we talked about?

Shh. Not in front of the Coopers.

Hey, what do you guys think they're talking about over there?

What do you care?

Well, I'm just sayin', you know,

The Mask is still out there. It could be Beverly.

- Seriously?! - Yeah, seriously.

Agent Johnson was questioning her promotion.

Well, why stop there? Maybe it's Judy.

- It could be Judy. - Ohh!

Or it could be Brady.

I still don't trust him as far as I can throw him.

And I've thrown him several times.

KC, listen to me.

Honey, you gotta stop obsessing about this.

Yeah, you're just using this as an excuse

to avoid deciding about college.

But The Mask...

He's been cut off at the knees.

We have his all weapons, we arrested his customers.

Because of you and your plan, he's powerless.

You know what? You guys are right.

You guys are right.

There's nothing left for me to be worrying about, right?

So I've made my decision.

I'm going to college.

All right, baby. Yes.

Greetings, Organization.

It's time to introduce myself.

I am The Mask.

I want to thank you for eliminating my competition.

Effective immediately, I'm taking over their operations.

If you think The Other Side and The Alternate were bad,

you haven't seen anything yet!

Wait a minute. The Mask tricked me.

He wanted me to find that flash drive.

He wanted me to take them down,

and now he's more powerful than ever,

and it's all my fault.

That's great. Now how am I supposed to go to college now?

Ohh!

- What's wrong? - Everything.

Everything is wrong, okay?

First The Mask was caught, now The Mask is back.

First The Mask had no power,

now The Mask has all the power in the world.

And it's all my fault. Ha.

And on top of that, I'm supposed to give a valedictorian speech

that inspires the entire class at graduation.

And how am I supposed to do that when I don't even know what my future is?

Aw. Well, do you want to borrow the speech I gave in public speaking class?

It was really inspiring.

I should hope so. You borrowed Martin Luther King Jr.'s

"I Have A Dream" speech.

Well, at least one of your dreams came true.

I... I broke up with Brady.

Oh! Finally, some good news!

I mean... I'm so sorry for you.

Look, honestly, you were right.

Why should I waste my time worrying about some guy I can't trust?

I have so much going on for me right now.

I'm going to F.I.T. to study fashion.

And then when I graduate, I'm am starting my own clothing line!

It's gonna be called "Rissa by Marisa."

Anyway, I said to myself,

"Marisa, if you are going to be a huge success,

you have to keep your eye on the prize,"

which is why I'm focusing on me,

and not some untrustworthy guy.

What? Did I say something wrong?

No. No, you said everything right.

And don't take this the wrong way, but it's just like,

how is your life so together,

and mine is literally falling apart?

It's like we switched places or something, you know?

You're me and I'm you.

Well, let me try to give you some advice

you've given me over the years.

"Don't worry, you'll pass the class."

"If you forget your keys and ring the bell,

your parents will know you stayed out till 2:00 in the morning."

I'm sorry. I'm new at being you. I don't...

Yes. Yes, I understand, Agent Beverly.

Let me know when it's time to make the move.

Aha!

Aha!

Aha, what?

I caught you red-handed!

Mm-hmm. You were on the phone talkin' to Agent Beverly, conspiring!

She's The Mask, and you have been helping her!

I hope you're not too fond of that finger.

If you are, after I rip it off your hand,

I'll give it back to you as a birthday gift.

Hey, what's going on with you two?

Go ahead, Judy.

Tell them what you were discussing with Agent Beverly.

- I'd rather not. - Tell them.

It was nothing.

I said, tell them!

Fine! I was talking to Agent Beverly

about the transfer I put in for.

What are you talking about, Judy? What transfer?

I'm leaving the family.

That's what you were talking to her about?

Why would you want to leave us?

I just think it's time to go.

You know, assignments are like college.

Three years and you're done.

College takes four years.

Not if you're as smart as I am.

Okay, come on, Judy, can we talk about this?

Sure, you guys can talk about it all you want.

I made my decision.

Boop. Hey.

Brady, what are you doing here?

I told you I can't be with you.

Uh, no, you said you couldn't be with me if I was a spy.

So I'm quitting.

Are you serious?

Why not? What has being a spy ever gotten me?

Besides, no one at The Organization even trusts me.

And neither do you. So, I'm done.

You know, Marisa, I really don't know what I'm gonna do with my life,

but I do know that I want you to be a part of it.

You are the best thing that's ever happened to me.

I've never been the best thing that's ever happened to anyone.

Including my mother.

Which reminds me, I really have to tell her I got into college.

I'm on my way to The Organization right now to turn in my resignation.

Call you later?

I have a boyfriend! A real boyfriend!

A boyfriend who doesn't go to college, or have a job,

or any specific plans for the immediate future,

but, hey, no one's perfect!

I have a boyfriend!

You wanted to see me, Agent Johnson?

Yes. I understand you went to see Beverly

to ask for a transfer, and I have some good news.

My request was granted?

Yes. Oh!

I'm going to miss you, Judy.

Hey, what are you...?

All right, Judy. What's your new assignment?

To eliminate the Coopers.

That's right.

I have to eliminate any possible threat.

So now you work for... The Mask!

No, wait. Keep calling me Agent Johnson.

Come on, come on, come on.

Hey, it's KC. Leave a message.

KC, it's Brady.

You and your family better watch your back,

because I...

You just what, Brady?

Give it up! It won't be long

before everyone finds out about you.

You'll never get away with this, Mask!

Aah!

His name is Agent Johnson.

KC, it's Brady.

You and your family better watch your back, because I just...

KC, can we talk? I made a big mistake.

What'd, you get in trouble at school again?

Of course I'm in trouble at school again!

But that's not what I want to talk about.

I don't want to be reassigned.

You guys are my family.

My job here isn't done.

Aw, Judy, that's so sweet.

Love you.

And I love you... to death.

Rob, your name's on TV!