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Hey, good morning.

How'd you sleep?

Oh, like a log.

Very drunk log.

Oh, man.

There's a bunch of headache tablets right next to the espresso machine.

All right, thanks.

Are you actually bloody working right now? Yeah, um, you know, I'm always

working. Even when it looks like I'm staring out a window, I'm working on

something. Did you even go to bed last night?

Yeah, I crashed for a couple hours, but then, I don't know, I just had a song

idea, so here I am.

Did you get inspired by the valley girl from last night?

The valley girl has a name, Lauren, and so what if I did?

Well, as one supermodel fancier to another, Lauren doesn't really seem like

your type.

If you're talking about Chloe, that was a mistake.

Yeah, a very hot size zero mistake.

She almost ruined my life.

Okay, so you're going for cute and wholesome now, all right? I get it.

She's a friend, all right? A good friend.

Oh, wow.

How is it possible that I have a hangover?

Do you think somebody spiked my pomegranate juice?

I think you probably got contact drunk just from being around all those

inebriated people.

Wow,

your friends are pigs.

My friends?

I didn't invite any of those people here, including Eddie.

I think maybe you did invite him. You should check your phone.

I can't believe you texted him from my phone. That is a complete violation of

our trust. You're saying a bunch of stuff, and all I'm hearing is, thank

you, Mel.

Thank you so much.

Thank you, Mel.

Don't ever do it again.

How about that bonus hottie that Eddie brought with him, Ian, that photographer

guy? Oh, I could take some interesting photos with that boy.

I thought he was really drunk because he kept slurring his words, but it turns

out he was just English.

I think he was both.

Oh my god.

What?

Half and half on sugar.

How did you know?

I know how you like it. I watched you at work.

I didn't know you were paying such close attention.

Of course I didn't think you were fun to watch.

Why did you let me sleep in?

I was going to make you breakfast.

You look like an angel.

I feel like one after last night.

It was amazing, wasn't it?

Yeah.

Yeah, it was.

Is it me or is everything better out here?

The food, the water, last night?

It's not just you.

It's the elevation.

Like, it's making you a little lightheaded.

Wait,

that's my house. And that's me and that's Eddie.

It's a really cute picture.

followed him to my house?

It's so creepy.

I'm not in one of these shots.

That was a private moment.

I know. I can't believe it's all over the internet now. Well, I guess that's

what fame is like.

That's not fair.

I know. It's such an invasion of privacy.

Eddie put his head on your shoulder and you didn't tell me?

Uh-oh. What?

Has Eddie Duran found a new love after nasty split from model girlfriend Chloe

Carter? Oh, that is not good.

That is not good at all.

Rise and shine, sugarplum.

Chloe, wake up.

Chloe.

Cynthia?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God! What the hell, Mom?

I'm so sorry, darling. I was afraid you were in one of those pill comas. Yeah, I

was. It's called being asleep. God.

I'm sorry.

I just, I had a rotten night. I caught Eddie with that teenage girl contest

winner at her house in Tarzana.

Is that a bad neighborhood?

Of course it is.

It's in the valley.

What time is it? I have an 8 a.m. call.

Oh, no, you don't have to worry about that. I already told him you can't make

it. You what? Yeah, you know, this guy Angelo called, and I told him you were

sick, so you can just relax and enjoy your egg whites.

Mom, it was a photo shoot for Fred Siegel.

God, you can be so stupid sometimes.

Ugh!

Hi, Angelo, hey.

No, I think there was some sort of misunderstanding.

Oh, really, yeah.

No, no, I understand.

All right, thanks.

Way to go, Mom.

They hired another model.

You just cost me 4,000 bucks.

Oops.

Oops. That's what you have to say for yourself?

What do you want?

I need your expertise.

I don't have time for this.

You're taking me to meet Osborne Silver today, and I have no idea what to wear.

Well, I'm sure there's an app for that.

I'm serious, Chloe.

Tyler, now is not a good time. I have my own problems.

I have to go try and find my agent and salvage my modeling career.

Look, I wouldn't bother you if it wasn't important, but I'm trying to change, and

I gotta look at everything.

What if the way I dress is all wrong?

Just wear something that's casual but professional.

I don't know what that means.

Sexy, but not trying too hard.

Look, I'll take you with me to Osborne Silver's office and put you on his

radar, but that's all I can do.

Just come over here and help me get ready, Chloe. I promise I'll make it up

to you. I don't have time right now.

Better yet, I will come to you, okay? Stay there.

Thanks. You're amazing.

Why is this happening right now?

Well, we're just a couple of artistes doing what we do.

You won't even notice I'm here.

Okay, fine.

Okay, nope, nope, not gonna fly.

Oh, come on, last night you said you wanted to hire me. Yeah, to go on tour

with me, not to follow me around in my house.

These will look great. Blown up, hung all over the stage at your next show.

And no.

You can sell them as posters at the merch table. Your fans will love it.

My fans would also love it if I did a naked centerfold, but that's not going

to happen either.

Okay, fine.

Be difficult.

Now, I'll take a shower and leave you to your genius.

All right.

Uh, thanks for letting me come to your party last night.

I'm glad you had a good time.

What's wrong?

You sound weird. Did Ian break something?

Well, if he did, I haven't seen it yet. But, um, I take it you haven't been

online yet today?

Uh-uh. Why?

There was someone who was taking photos of us outside my house last night.

Oh, no.

And the gossip sites posted pictures and suggested that I'm your new girlfriend.

Yikes. Even in the 818, I'm being followed by cameras.

I'm so sorry.

No, don't be. It's not your fault.

I hope this doesn't complicate things for you.

I'm not worried about it. And the gossip sites are full of fake stuff, okay?

Nobody takes it really seriously.

It'll be all right.

I guess this kind of stuff happens all the time. Yeah.

I'm sorry to bring you into the no privacy zone.

Well, I don't want to be called Eddie Duran's new girlfriend.

I have a reputation to uphold.

And trust me, it's not all it's cracked up to be.

But hey, what are you doing later?

I got a new song I kind of want to bounce off you. Oh, I'd love to hear it.

Great. Come over.

But I can't. Why?

I have a shift at the cafe.

Can we do it another time? Or maybe you could come by? I could give you a free

milkshake.

Well, I might take you up on that. But listen, call me if you're available.

All right.

I will.

See you soon.

You turn down Eddie Duran? Are you out of your mind?

I can't keep missing shifts, Mel. I need the money.

Come on, Lo. It's not like you're skipping out on work to go see a movie.

You've been asked by a super stud superstar to come over to his house.

It's not like that, okay? He doesn't feel that way about me.

Well, the gossips I'd say differently.

They say you're his new girlfriend.

Well, he laughed at the idea.

He thinks I'm just a kid.

This kid needs to make tips at the cafe.

You're a traitor, Lauren Tate.

A traitor to the cause.

Where are you off to, hon?

To work.

Well, that photo shoot's already started.

I know, but my agent's there, and I need to make it look like I'm making an

effort. Plus, when they see me, they'll fire that skank they hired and shoot me

instead. Can't imagine that's how it works.

Oh, what do you know, Mom? Have you seen my purse?

What are these things doing lying around?

Oh, I'm cutting out your picture from my scrapbook.

Yeah, that's really what I want to remember.

Eddie to Chloe, it's over.

Well, the picture's cute.

I just can't believe this. My life that's ruined all out on public display.

Don't exaggerate, hon.

No, I'm not.

First... My cover story gets blown, then Eddie breaks off the engagement, and now

he's seen canoodling with that teen fan wannabe.

Maybe it's karma.

What? You've been doing a lot of rotten things, and now the universe is just

sticking it to you.

Mom, I know what it means. I just, I don't buy into that new age garbage.

Living your life the way you have it has not been working out for you. So maybe

it's time for you to rethink your priorities and stop living such a

selfish life.

Your horoscope says that you're just supposed to be doing...

Oh, my God, this isn't happening.

What now, hon?

There are pictures of Eddie and that stupid girl outside of her house

together.

Now the whole world is going to know that he's done with me.

I don't know about you, but after last night, I need a belly full of grease,

salt, and carbs.

Okay. You want to order something in?

No, I want to take you to brunch. I called Ruma. They'll hold the table for

us.

Dude, all right, that sounds good, but I really, I should be working still.

Okay, after this weekend, I'm off to Bangkok in Thailand for three months.

Are you really going to let your best mate pound the pavement by himself?

No, only because I know what you're like when you're alone. I don't want to see

you cry.

Good. So you're buying then, right?

Sure, but dude, no mimosas, all right? I have to work this afternoon.

Understood?

I will not interrupt you.

Well, tonight we hit the town, and I'm talking about, like, a good old

-fashioned, like, club crawl. Vanguard, Soho House.

That's how you really want to spend your last night in town?

Yes.

Limousines, movie stars, bottle service.

Vodka tastes best when you're spending $500 a quart on it.

That doesn't really sound like me these days.

But you'd do it for me, though, right?

Besides, it's easier for me to get into clubs when I'm with you. Oh, you know

what? You can bring your valley girl. Whoa. Yeah. I can screw up a fake idea

if she needs it.

She's a friend, all right, who happens to be a great musician.

Right. Back off. We are not talking about Lauren Tate. I mean it, all right?

She's off limits.

Okay. Okay.

Oh, good, you're here.

Of course. You've summoned me. Take a seat and follow my lead. Hey, Adam, what

are you doing?

I'm not completely sure what I'm doing. Lauren Tate, we are all here because we

love you. Right, Adam?

I don't know. I like her.

What's going on?

This is an intervention.

For what? You're the one with the diet soda addiction.

They always try to turn it around on you.

You have refused to spend the afternoon working on a song with Eddie Duran, rock

god, in favor of working on another mind-numbing shift at the cafe.

Really? You did that?

Clearly you have a problem.

You've got to be kidding me.

We are here to help you get your priorities straight and put your career

first. Unless, of course, you've decided your career is going to be in slinging

bacon burgers, in which case, you're right on track.

Okay, I have my priorities straight, and I am completely focused on my career. So

you guys can relax. We are not relaxing until you address this.

I'm pretty relaxed.

You are not helping, sir.

Okay, FYI, Kelly, my manager thinks that I should take vocal classes and acting

lessons, so...

I think that I'm going to need some money to pay for those, and I need to

work at the cafe in order to get that money. Or you could have Eddie help you

get started, and then you'll be making money in no time as a music phenom.

Okay, and what about the lessons?

You don't need the lessons. You ought to be rich.

Okay, I want to be smart about my career, not just rush into it.

Really? So ignoring Eddie is smart? You call him, and you tell him you're coming

over right now. Right, Adam?

I guess so.

You guess so?

You have to take my side.

Well, it is her life.

Thank you. At least someone sees it my way.

And you do have some other stuff of your own to worry about.

Like what?

Like finding your aunt. Did you just completely give up on that?

No, of course not.

You know, fine.

Suit yourself.

If you wouldn't rather, you know, rush into fame and fortune and, you know,

continue scrounging for tips in an apron, be my guest.

Morning, sexy.

Hey. Good morning.

Everything OK?

Yeah. Yeah, everything's fine.

You sure?

I know last night was a big step for you.

It's different feelings. That's all. It all takes some getting used to.

I get it.

Well, let me know what I can do.

That's fine.

I guess it's time.

That's all.

Yeah, it makes sense.

Right?

So, what do we do next?

How about I make us a mean breakfast?

Ooh, that sounds exciting.

Okay,

so I've got water and bug repellent, trail mix, and first aid kit.

And ski poles.

We're just going for a walk. I know, but I like to bring supplies just in case.

You'll be fine.

I'm bringing a doctor with you. Well, that doctor does come in handy. He's

good for all kinds of things.

I'm glad we came up here.

Yeah, me too.

Are you going somewhere?

I gotta bounce.

Where to?

To Colorado's office to sell those drugs that we jacked.

I wanna go.

Not a good idea.

Okay, that stuff that we took was from my father's clinic, which I got us into.

Colorado needs to see us as a team.

He doesn't need to do anything.

Remember when his goons caught you snooping around? He thinks you're a

pampered princess and over your head.

Yeah, well, if I'm a pampered princess and I'm the badass kind, I'm also your

accomplice, and he ought to know that.

You need to stay low for now.

This is so sexist. It's for your own good.

Trust me. I do trust you.

Good.

Call you when I'm done.

Kim, drop everything, okay? We need to meet now.

Wow, yet another talent of yours.

Told you.

Breakfast is my specialty.

After 10 o'clock, I'm useless in the kitchen.

Well, what do you do for lunch and dinner?

Now I just wing it. Katie used to take care of it.

It's okay.

You can talk about her.

I know. I'm sorry. I don't mean to make this awkward.

It's all right, I understand.

You miss her.

I know, but there are better subjects to discuss when one is sitting across a

beautiful, lovely, charming young lady that I just spent the night with.

Thank you.

But I get it. You two were a great couple. I saw you together. You were

amazing.

I've waited my whole life for a relationship like that.

So, um...

What we talked about? You wanted to produce young talent and all that.

Oh, yeah. I still want to do that.

But I said you are still young.

Yes, you did. I remember. Thank you.

So, any thoughts on my suggestion?

That I should sing here at the club?

That's a great idea.

When can you start?

Max, that's fantastic.

Oh, you are the best.

What's all this?

Choices. Like I said before, I don't want to wear the wrong thing in front of

Osborne Silver.

Do you want him to hire you as an actor or a wardrobe stylist?

I just want this meeting to go well. And you're the best dressed person I know.

No stroke.

That is the truth, so let's see what you got.

I don't know.

You wrinkled everything.

Oh, I can iron it for you.

Chloe, where's your ironing board and your iron?

Why would I have either one of those things?

Well, how do you get wrinkles out of your clothes?

I take it to people that do that, professionals.

Okay, I have a travel iron in my suitcase.

I'll take care of everything.

So, what's Osborne like? I mean, what should I say? Should I have some stories

prepared, or... What's wrong?

You think I'm going to embarrass you?

No, it's actually kind of sweet.

I haven't seen you like this in a long time.

Like what?

Nervous, eager to please.

It kind of reminds me of back in high school.

That first night.

You know what I just realized is that this is my chance to get back at the

table. Maybe my only chance.

And it's all thanks to you.

So, I really appreciate it. And I'm going to make it up to you someday.

Can you get Eddie to forgive me? Because that's what I really want.

I'll try.

Here.

Wear this.

I gotta go do my makeup.

You're ravishing.

She's gone.

You might as well spill it.

Spill what?

Get a little scheme to get Chloe back in your bed.

Why are you suddenly so sweet and sensitive?

Are you saying somebody can't become a better person? Because you're here now.

And that's working out pretty good for you.

You may have Chloe fooled, but not me.

Well, part of this is your doing, Jackie, because you opened my eyes to

what my life has become, and I gotta change it.

I'm warning you, this new and improved Tyler, if he hurts my little girl, the

next time I see her, I'll be ironing your face.

I should write your story. It could be my first movie. What story?

Girl meets rock star.

Girl gets rock star to fall head over heels in love with him.

Craziness ensues. Okay, calm down Spielberg.

He did not fall head over heels in love with me. He put his head on your

shoulder. Because he was a little drunk.

What if they were both zombies?

Or just the rock star was a zombie. And then the girl has to cut off his head as

the ultimate symbol of her love.

That's just gross.

I thought it was inspired.

Admit it!

It's driving you crazy that you didn't go see Eddie this afternoon.

Mel, give it a rest.

Okay, I'm not just going to spend every waking moment with him just because we

started working on a song together and he came to my party.

You are so not seeing the bigger picture here. He was caught outside of your

house by the paparazzi and it's all over the internet and he still called you the

next day.

So?

So, something clicked between you guys last night. Maybe something small, but

it's still there. Just don't let it slip away.

What a drama queen.

So, what'd you think about my movie idea?

You inspired it, after all.

It's okay.

I still like my zombie edition.

Yeah, it was kind of inspired, but, you know, it's not very romantic.

Yeah, and you're all about that.

Is something wrong?

Maybe.

I saw you flirting with that friend of Eddie's last night. The photographer

guy, Ian?

That was harmless.

And it's not my fault that he's volcano hot.

And why do you care?

Because you were pretending like I wasn't even there.

Are you jealous?

I didn't say that.

Are we, like, turning into a thing, Adam?

No. Well, but you're being all weird about me and the hot photographer guy.

Please stop saying it was hot.

See, you are jealous.

Okay, maybe we are turning into a thing.

Well, if we are, I mean, you have to understand that I'm a natural flirt.

Chatting at men is just in my DNA. You know that.

Yeah, but it's hard not to take it seriously when you just ignore me for

some other guy.

I talked to you plenty last night.

And Ian is a very successful photographer. He could be helpful in my

directorial career.

Thanks. That makes me feel so much better.

Look, I don't want to start this relationship off with a fight, but I'm

not going to change for you or anyone.

Can you live with that?

I'm not sure.

Connor?

Hey, Chloe.

Hi. Hey.

I'm sorry. I hope I'm not too early. No, not at all. Not at all. How are you?

Fine, I guess.

I'm really sorry to hear about you and, um... Um... Never mind. Oz, he is very

excited to meet with you. Okay.

Got Chloe Carter.

Good. You can go on in. Thank you.

Hi. Chloe.

Come in.

Thanks for coming on such short notice.

Thanks. Can I get you anything?

Espresso, sparkling water, Bellini?

No, thank you.

I suppose you read about Eddie and me?

I never believe anything I read.

My screenplays make more sense than the news.

Yeah, well, they kind of got this one right.

I'm sorry to hear that. You were a very cute couple, and you would have made a

very cute one on screen.

Any chance he's still interested?

I wouldn't hold my breath.

Well, have a seat.

Thanks. Connor!

Yes, sir? I need a triple espresso.

Chloe? I'll do the same, I guess.

So, what happens now?

I don't know.

He was pretty upset. He said he wanted me to leave him alone.

Well, my advice is don't leave him alone.

He needs to be constantly reminded of what he loves about you.

You leave him alone to think of all the things he hates about you, then you'll

never get him back.

I've been trying to convince myself he doesn't hate me.

Well, they always hate you.

At least in the beginning. I've done enough movies about jilted guys to know

that's what happens.

It's just in the movies. It doesn't mean... Uh, that's exactly what it

means.

Wow. Well, I guess I'm in trouble then.

Oh, none of that.

Positive thinking.

Positive thinking.

I'm here to help.

Okay. Oh, I gotta take this. Okay.

Meet you downstairs.

Hey, Dad. What's up?

Hey, buddy.

You feel like going to the gym or something?

I'd love to, but Ian and I are just headed to Rumor for brunch. You care to

join? Oh, no, that's fine. You guys go ahead. Have fun.

Okay. Is everything okay?

Yeah, of course.

Does something need to be wrong for me to want to hang out with my kid?

All right, all right. I'll talk to you later. Bye.

So I saw your interview with, what's her name? Lily Park.

Yeah, that one.

That was a really bad idea.

I made a fool of myself.

Don't think that way.

Negativity is the cancer of the soul.

It was a pretty good performance.

But I wasn't acting.

Sure you were.

Most people are acting all the time. That's why we go to see movies.

What they do in movies is what we wish we could do in life. And then we copy

that.

Thanks.

Nikki Conner. You're welcome.

Thank you. You're welcome.

Yes, sir.

I don't want to see you fail, Chloe.

You just want me to get back together with Eddie so he'll do your movie.

Yeah, that is my main objective.

Why lie? But I feel like we've made a connection.

Something that's not just financial, it's also artistic. What if I had an

alternative for you?

Alternative to making up with Eddie?

No, an alternative to Eddie for your movie.

All right, I'll play along.

Hey, excuse me.

I will be right back.

Doesn't seem too shaken up.

Well, maybe she's crying on the inside.

Hello, Connor.

Mr. Silver, my name's... Tyler Rourke, I know.

I've seen your work. Really? Wow.

And? And I'm wondering what exactly you think you're doing here.

Tyler, don't get me wrong.

I like your work. I always have.

Thank you, Mr. Silver. Thank you very much. Please, call me Haas.

We're all friends here, and I'm not blowing smoke when I say that you're

very talented.

You should have been as much a breakout star as Eddie after Senior Ditch Day.

Love that one.

Well, some of us are luckier than others. I don't believe in luck.

I believe there's what you do and what that does to you. You go play self

-destructive roulette all over town, you're going to wind up with snake eyes.

All right, I'm not a gambler, so maybe that doesn't make sense, but you know

what I mean.

Well, I've changed a lot, Mr. Silver. Us.

Yeah. Tyler is immensely talented. I've known that since high school. He just

needs someone to nurture and recognize that. Oh, that's right. You two were

high school sweethearts, weren't you?

We dated for a while.

And then you met Eddie.

Hmm.

Sounds like there could be a movie in it.

Make a note.

All right, you two. Take a seat.

Oh.

Tyler, you're here to tell me that you're a changed man, I'm willing to

listen, because Chloe brought you here, and she intrigues me.

That's her gift. Yeah.

So you want to hear what I can do for you, and I want to hear what you won't

do to me.

Look, I know my reputation stinks.

Yeah, like the Roxy at 5 o'clock in the morning.

All right, Connor.

Positive thoughts, positive energy.

So, my reputation and my attitude cost me a lot of gigs, and it got so bad that

I almost left the business, but Chloe convinced me to stay.

You're too talented to give up.

Well, I'm not so sure about that anymore. Isn't she something?

Gosh, I wish my ex-wife was that supportive.

That was a mess.

Not that I'm entirely blameless.

All right, that's a bad example. Never mind. Go on.

I want to get back to work.

I want to show people that I've changed.

I just need the chance at the right role, and I won't disappoint.

It's a very noble pitch, but do you know how many times I've heard that from

actors?

Oh, just give me a shot. I'll do great. Let me play that role. I'll be amazing.

The times that they're sincere, I could count on the hand of the invisible man.

Are you saying I'm full of it?

No.

I'm saying you got me believing you, whether you're sincere or not.

I'm a sucker for honesty, even when it's fake.

This is the truth.

I need this, and I won't disappoint.

And who better than Oz to grant you your wish, right?

I bet you get a lot of mileage out of that nickname.

Mm. Mm-hmm.

Well, you're a very interesting actor, Tyler.

Got an intriguing darkness. And if I was Scorsese, it'd be my Leo.

But I don't make that kind of stuff. I just want to make people laugh.

Hey, I can make people laugh.

I'm not all about darkness.

Don't underestimate his ability.

Oh, I never underestimate anyone.

Mr. Silver does not underestimate anyone.

You're giving me a lot to think about.

I appreciate your coming by.

Is there anything else that I could do?

We'll see, won't we?

Chloe, I'd love to continue our conversation, maybe over dinner next

week. Unless that's a problem.

Why would that be a problem?

You never know.

Chloe and I are good friends.

I've always been crazy about her, but she's just never been too crazy about

me.

Well, maybe you're not her type.

That's it?

That was just a test run.

Those patches go for 50 bucks on the street. What street is that? Well, I'm

sure you know, but there are hundreds of these patches.

So when are you getting the rest?

Well, you're going to bring me two patches and a handful of pills once a

week for the next year.

Once we know that everything's cool, I'll go back later this week and swallow

the rest.

We know.

Who's we?

You and me, once we know that it's safe, I'll go get the rest.

Okay. I was just making sure that your girl wasn't helping you again.

I think we had a discussion about that.

She's not going to be anywhere near me on this job.

Good.

I hope I made a good impression.

Are you kidding?

It went great.

Osborne was already a fan. He likes you.

He really liked you.

Why didn't you tell him about us? About our history?

You were so discreet and gentlemanly.

I felt like I was hallucinating.

Well, Osborn's a huge player, and I could tell right off that he was into

you. Why would I screw that up?

Because that's what alpha males do.

It's not me.

It's just slightly hard to believe, this whole new you.

get used to it we're both at a crossroads in our life and we need to

help each other choose the right path it's all good then why do i feel like

this like what you're in with osborne silver that's major but it wasn't

supposed to happen this way eddie and i were supposed to star in one of

osborne's movies look things don't always work out like you planned but

they'll work out just differently i say we roll with it the meeting went well

it did for both of us

Thanks for setting it up.

I owe you at least lunch.

Okay, but make it someplace decent. That means no drive-thru.

Okay. I know a place.

No, he was really hanging out at her house.

I think it's kind of cool.

What? I mean, come on.

What girl wouldn't want Eddie Duran snuggling up to her at her own house?

Okay, Kim, this isn't about you.

This is about Lauren, a dork who is totally undeserving of even one second

of attention from Eddie.

Oh, did you know that he actually showed up to her party the other night? And he

met all of her friends.

Oh, I heard he was, like, telling stories and just, like, hanging out. Oh,

and there's paparazzi on her streets.

Oh, look.

I'm putting an end to this.

Just admit it.

What? That we'd rather be enjoying our lunch right now than listening to your

screechy voice?

No. That you took those pictures of Lauren and Eddie and posted them.

Oh, please.

Obviously you set this up so that your stupid party wouldn't look like such a

snooze-a-palooze.

Yeah, but you wouldn't really know because you weren't invited.

I don't go to kiddie parties anyway.

Why don't you just get over yourself, Ade?

Stop obsessing about Lauren and her cool life because you'll never catch up. Lo

is smarter and more talented and interesting than you could ever possibly

hope to be.

Which is exactly why Eddie Duran can't get enough of her.

Oh, I need to go freshen up. Will you order me a Bloody Mary? Yeah, good idea.

I'll get the thing.

Oh, I hope we don't have to wait long. I'm starving.

Pancakes and ham sandwich and eggs and ooh, ice cream. Yeah.

And it takes me away.

Miss Ellie, I tried to call Dr. Dunn, but he did not answer.

Well, what's the problem? I'm sure it's something that I can figure out. When I

come in morning, the alarm was not set.

Well, that's impossible.

I was the last one to leave, and I know I set the alarm. I know I did. It was

not set.

I still clean.

Is it possible that somebody broke in?

Hey, Max. Thanks for the autographed CDs.

It was such a thrill to meet you. The fulfillment of a lifelong dream.

Your biggest fan, Nora Tate.

P.S. In case you don't believe the above, Enclosed is proof of just what a

crazy Max and Katie fan I was and am.

You should have told me you had a fear of heights. I don't have a fear of

heights. I have a healthy fear of falling.

You didn't tell me you were taking me over a cliff.

Well, you had to admit the view was really great.

Yes, it was.

Your phone. Your phone's been ringing a lot. Is something wrong?

It's Ellie. I mean, she keeps trying to reach out to me. I told her I was taking

time off.

Does she know we're up here together?

I doubt it, but it shouldn't matter.

Well, maybe you should call her back.

What if it's important?

Do you realize how sad it is that you spend all your time talking up Lauren?

You're like this pathetic hanger-on-er. A groupie that has no life and just has

to cling on to Lauren's. That's enough!

Just shut up!

You have no idea who Melissa is. She's funny and talented and she definitely

has a life of her own.

She has so much more going for her now than you ever will.

You know who the real pathetic one here is, Adriana?

You.

You guys need to leave.

We're trying to eat, and you're not making it easy.

Wow.

You really stuck up for me.

I meant it.

Do I want you flirting with other guys?

No. But I wouldn't change a thing about you. I like you just the way you are.

I love how you went off on her. That was so hot. Can we kiss and make up?

Hi, Don. Have you been getting any of my messages?

Yeah, but I haven't listened to them. What's up?

I think someone broke in at the clinic.

What? Was anything taken?

No, nothing that I've noticed so far, but someone disabled the alarm.

Are you sure the alarm was on?

Yes, I armed it before I left, but when the cleaning crew came in this morning,

it had been disabled, and there were things that had moved around on my desk.

Stay with them. Make sure they do a thorough search. I'll be back later this

afternoon. Bye.

Just been a break-in.

At the clinic?

It was someone who knew the alarm code.

You know what?

I think we should go eat at Square One after all.

It's Tyler.

Let's mess him up before we go. We'll put the boots to him, man. It's two on

one. Nah, he's not worth busting a knuckle over, trust me.

Eddie, we need to talk.

I ordered an extra hot mocha and this is slightly above room temperature.

Adriana, any hotter and that would burn your tongue off.

Do you want me to arrange that for you?

Fix it or I'll part you to the manager.

Adriana, stop.

Okay, we both know this isn't about the coffee.

It's about your petty jealousy.

It's just ridiculous that Eddie Duran would want anything to do with you, let

alone put his head on your shoulder.

Well, that's not all he did.

You want to know what the paparazzi missed?

What?

Eddie and I kissed.

You got nothing to say that I want to hear, Tyler.

Okay, please, just listen. You can't blame Chloe for hooking up with me.

What? Eddie, let me out this guy.

Why not?

Why can't I blame her because you're so attractive she can't help but throw

herself at you? No, you can't blame her because I forced her into it.