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We fly together We are a girl gang Like birds of a feather

We fly so high We fly together

We are a girl gang

Why is everyone freaking out? You didn't hear?

Hey Harmony.

The name's Layla.

And you're PK.

No, Hey Harmony liked the column from the Attaway Appeal. Look, someone hacked

into the site and leaked all the anonymous posts.

What? This is a disaster!

Did your post get leaked or something?

So much worse.

I have to go.

Where is she going?

She went from Hey Harmony to Bye Walker.

Slow down.

Why are you marching?

I'm marching because I'm in a mood. Well, I'm about to fail English. Thought

you got all A's in English.

I used to, but now I have to write a whole study guide on a book I didn't

even read. When is it due?

Fourth period.

Are you serious, Egg? Your mom is going to kill you.

I know. What am I supposed to do?

Do the reading.

The entire book.

Or whatever you usually do. You've never failed before.

Okay, I gotta go.

Okay, bye.

You have to see this.

When did they have time to do this?

The bathroom.

What? Right before Simone was leaving, she asked for the bathroom keys.

That's when she did it. She's so cutthroat.

We don't even have the time or budget to fix this before regionals. What are we

going to do? What any mature 12-year-old would do, ruin her life.

You know.

Every year, Millwood throws this big recital where they do this big

performance. And you know what that is?

Right after school today.

Wow, Scaming Harmony is my favorite harmony.

At least you like one version.

To be fair, I thought you were here to steal my position and my team.

I thought you were here to steal my friends.

Well, now that we're on the same page, we're about to take down Millwood.

I have to fix this.

Hey, Harmony.

What should you do if you shave off your eyebrow?

No.

Not Rooney.

I came out to my friend's as bi, but I'm not sure that I'm ready to tell the rest

of the world.

Belle?

Harmony?

Augustus? We were just talking about your spider prank. It was so funny. We

loved it.

Really? Well, I thought you cried.

I had something in my eye.

Anyway, we were wondering if we could borrow the spiders to prank my sister.

Sure. Why not?

We'll bring them back when we're done. No worries.

Those are just my school spiders.

I've got more.

Hey, Claire.

What do you want?

I was just thinking I could help you collect more signatures for your

petition thingy. Sure, Eggie.

What?

We've both moved on, and there's no reason for bad feelings.

Actually, there is a reason for bad feelings.

You never even had the decency to break up with me.

I actually cared about you.

We had such a good thing going.

As friends.

Why mess that up?

We're not friends. Now, whatever you want, the answer is no.

Now, excuse me, I have signatures to get.

Layla. I know, I know. I've ruined the site and everyone's lives.

Yeah, kinda.

Can you fix it? I've received over a hundred angry emails and Principal

Mathers is threatening to kick me off the appeal.

I'm so sorry.

The computer reset and somehow all the names were leaked.

You should fire me.

This is my fault. Layla, stop.

No, really, fire me. I don't deserve this job.

I don't disagree, but you need to fix this first, okay? Can you do that?

Yeah, I think I can.

Great. Then let's get you back to work.

Are you sure about this?

What could go wrong? We have the spiders!

Hey, Harmony.

Sorry, I guess that's sort of a sore subject right now. Hey, Jordan.

What's up?

Well, I just haven't seen you in a while, and they're doing a root beer

float special at the parlor today. Want to get a cone with me?

Can we do it another time? Maybe I'm just really busy with something.

I get it. Don't worry about it.

That didn't go well.

Come on. You can fix it later.

Protest, my great-great-great-great-grandfather.

Sign this petition. Support workers.

You too.

My classroom, right now.

Start talking.

Eggie, these are my answers.

Says who?

Says me. I told you no. I want the truth right now, or both of you are in serious

hot water. It's pretty clear that Eggie stole my homework and copied it. Or she

stole my homework.

You wouldn't dare.

Mr. Giamarra, you know I would never cheat.

I do, and... Eggie, how could you do this?

Did you steal my homework when I wasn't looking?

Say something.

I'm such an idiot for letting you copy me in the first place.

Claire, stop.

Mr. G should know the truth.

The two of you, slow down.

Eggie, you've been copying Claire's homework?

Yes, he has. All semester.

Claire. Edward, you are in big trouble.

Finally, someone is holding him accountable. And so are you, Claire.

Me? Why?

Because allowing another student to copy your work makes you complicit. But... So

while Edward makes up all the work he stole, you'll be serving serious

detention. Detention?

No.

Astro, it didn't work.

Whose fault is that?

Yours. You said if I asked her to ice cream, she'd say yes and we'd go out.

According to the synodust,

You've done everything exactly right. How is that possible?

Don't take this the wrong way, Tin Man, but girls have a lot going on. Just

because somebody has their mind on other things doesn't mean they're not thinking

about you, too.

Do I just sit and wait?

I'd say be persistent.

Don't get on her nerves.

But if you play it right, I mean, things will work out for you in the end.

Girls are so confusing.

So is backgammon.

Let's play.

Can I interest you in a bowl of cereal?

Obviously.

They

must

be warming up in the gym.

Found them. Let's not dilly-dally.

Imagine what they're going to look like when they're dancing on stage and all

the spiders fall out.

Then they'll learn their lesson. No one messes with the A-team.

I did it. I recoded all the files and manually encrypted all the Hey Harmony

articles. It should change automatically from now on.

So it's fixed?

It's fixed. You can tell Principal Mathers to rest easy tonight.

Thanks. Exposing everybody's secrets was not how I was expecting my week to

start. I know.

I'm so sorry about that.

I felt horrible when I saw your post about you coming out.

Oh, my God. That was like a lifetime ago.

Yeah.

For me, it was pretty recent.

I just came out to my friends, and they were really cool about it. So, yeah, I

know what you're going through.

Hey, that's really cool. Congrats.

Yeah? Yeah.

My gosh, it took me so long to figure out what I was feeling and even longer

to tell anyone.

Yeah, I guess I always knew and was waiting to tell my friends when I

thought they were ready to hear it. Yeah, I get it.

Yeah.

Anyways, it's getting late. We should probably dip.

Um, will I see you tomorrow? There are a few website changes that I want you to

implement. Really?

So, I'm not exiled from the computer lab?

Not exactly, but I did talk to Principal Mathers, and you are getting Saturday

detention.

Better than getting fired.

And I am so sorry about all this.

Hey, who needs secrets anyway?

I wish I could see the reaction on her face when these fall out. We're

geniuses. Yeah, real geniuses. I thought you were at practice. Don't even start.

I've been waiting for you to try and get back at us, and when Gus called me... I

know. You don't need spiders unless you're up to no good.

You know, I thought our friendship could survive being in rival schools.

But I was wrong. I thought we were friends.

I guess you thought wrong.

Oh, and I'm sending this evidence directly to your principal.

Breaking and entering? I wouldn't be surprised if he suspended your team.

Now get lost. We have a dance to perform.

Next week on Chicken Girls.

I have to write five pages on Little Woman or Mr. G is going to flunk me.

You're the reason he hasn't learned anything. Why is it that girls always

get punished when boys take advantage?

You're the person that said popular people had to be together.

So if you don't have my back, then why do you even want to be my girlfriend?