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- Hey.

I wasn't sure if I should call out,

if I should have stopped you.

* You and I (solemn jazz music)

(solemn jazz music continues)

* You and I should be together

* While worlds do

(Nora and Jay chuckling)

(lighter flicking) - So stupid.

(sighs) Tell me something about yourself

I wouldn't know from looking at you.

- I don't know.

I don't like sushi.

- Okay then.

- I just washed out of med school.

I've been building towards helping humanity

for as long as I can remember.

I was thinking about my residency, school of my choice.

Got the loans,

and then I realized I just didn't want it as much

as I thought I did.

- But you led with sushi.

(Jay chuckles)

- Oh, I think it's too easy to lead with;

I lost all faith.

- And you just moved here?

- Correct.

Crashing on a couch,

slowly burning through the savings account

I accumulated mowing lawns back in New Zealand.

- Hmm, and how long is that gonna keep you afloat?

- Well, I mostly just walk around all day

and haunt public libraries,

so 10, 15 years. (chuckles softly)

- So why'd you get out?

- The person that signed on that dotted line

seems to be an increasingly vague memory.

So what's your secret?

- I'm deathly allergic to iodine.

You seem straight-laced in a way I don't usually date.

What kind of doctor were you gonna be?

- Come again.

- You were gonna be an ass doctor.

Were you gonna like undo gravity,

like with a little tuck and roll?

- I don't know.

Do you think it would have paid well?

(Jay chuckling) (Nora laughing)

- But seriously, what are you gonna do now?

- I don't know.

(sighs) I like to read,

well, at least I did.

- That's not a job.

- [Jay] You'd be surprised.

What do you do?

- Make trouble when possible.

(lighter flickering)

(cat meowing)

Last call.

(Nora and Jay chuckle)

You up for another, or are you drunk enough?

(Jay sighs)

- At the crossroads of not knowing the difference.

Are you ticklish?

- Am I what? - Ticklish.

- [Nora] Oh God, don't go there.

(Jay chuckles)

(Nora chuckles) - I was gonna

just spring it on you, but... (chuckles)

But I find it- - No.

- Slightly strange. (Nora chuckles)

Mm, do another fruit, either-or.

- [Jay] Uh...

Oranges or mangoes?

- [Nora] Mangoes.

- [Jay] Mangoes, okay.

- [Nora] Mm...

- What was that- - Pineapple

or mango. - Oh, wait, wait, wait.

What was that song?

- [Nora] Oh, um...

- The bar. - Oh, the one at the bar?

- Buffalo or something. - Old fashioned.

* Buffalo girls * Buffalo girls

* Won't you come out tonight * Won't you come out tonight

* Come out tonight, come out tonight *

* Buffalo girls won't you come out tonight *

* And dance by the light of the moon *

- [Jay] That's the one.

(Nora chuckles)

(Nora sighs)

- Well, this is me.

- So can I come up?

- Don't be mad.

I though about it,

but with the implication of hanky-panky,

I'm sort of hesitant.

- It's cool.

I should probably run for a train anyways.

- This was fun.

- Me too.

- What?

- What? - What? (chuckles)

- [Jay] Hey.

(lips smooching)

(Jay chuckles) - (chuckles) Holy shit.

Was that a goodnight kiss?

- I didn't know I was gonna do that.

- I think you have a playbook,

that's what I think.

- [Jay] I would like to see you again.

- Well, you know where I live,

come make an effort.

(street bustling)

(birds chirping) (street bustling)

(plastic bag crinkling)

(birds chirping) (street bustling)

(vehicles whooshing)

(lighter flickering) (pedestrians chattering)

(vocalist vocalizing) (birds chirping)

(vehicle whooshing)

(street bustling) (birds chirping)

(birds chirping) (vehicle whooshing)

(door latch clacking) (door creaking)

You move fast.

- [Jay] Here.

But it's cold now.

- What's the worst thing you ever did?

- Again with the question.

- We should get it out of the way.

- Do we have to?

- It's like pulling off a bandaid,

just do it quick

and then we don't have to revisit this later.

- Well, if I was thinking about it,

the worst thing I probably ever did

was to Josie Tagger.

I stood her up prom night, junior year of high school.

- Wait, you left her standing there in her dress?

- Mm-hmm, I got cold feet.

I bought the tux and everything.

- [Nora] I don't cut it.

- Hmm, it's hard to.

We met at fellowship.

She was a nice looking girl, but had an overbite.

And she always tried to impress everyone, everything.

Anyway, she asked me, I felt really bad saying "No."

And all of a sudden, I got this bad feeling,

like, that she was gonna wanna sleep with me after.

It was needless.

I remember driving up to her house-

- Wait.

Wait.

You drove to her house and gave her the bad news?

- Yeah, of course.

(Nora chuckles) I though if I did it

in person, it would seem less like chicken-shit.

It was, it was worse.

Her father drove me off.

I thought

I was gonna ask her to get a burger or something

so the night wouldn't have been a waste.

What?

It's not funny, is it?

- It's not, it's totally not.

(Nora chuckles) (Jay chuckles softly)

(Nora laughing)

But at the same time, what were you thinking?

That the poor thing was gonna forgive you

if you went out and bought her a whopper?

- What about you?

(Nora sighs)

- I probably should have thought about this

before asking you that.

- So?

- I, uh, slept with my husband's best friend at the time,

my ex.

Well, it was a cousin, really.

- Oh.

Why'd you do that?

- Because I was mad.

I was real mad at the time,

and it seemed like the perfect way to get back at him.

They were always so competitive.

And then after, you can't take it back, you know?

I've had problems with impulse control in the past.

Yikes, right?

- I think

it's important not to dwell in the past sometimes.

(birds chirping)

- You like movies?

- [Jay] Yeah, sure.

- You wanna come over tonight and watch a movie?

- You promise you'll let me in?

- [Nora] I promise.

- Then sure.

(dramatic movie music) - Now, remember this,

if two people are meant to meet,

and they both like a good Pinot,

then they are destined to meet in le cerc vin rouge.

- Okay, I'll remember. (glasses clinking)

(explosions booming)

(dramatic music)

(person chattering indistinctly)

(lips smooching)

(door mechanism clacking)

- Kim!

- [Jay] Kim?

- My roommate.

Put your shit back on.

- Kim!

Hi!

- Hi? - I...

I thought you weren't coming back till later.

- A pipe burst at the yoga studio.

I had to take a piss.

What's with the heavy?

- Um, that's...

He's my friend, Jay.

Do you wanna meet him?

- Sure. - Kim, this is Jay;

Jay, my roommate, Kim.

- Hi, nice to meet you. - Nice to get to know

your apartment.

- [Nora] Jay was just heading out.

I'm gonna walk him.

- You don't have to leave.

- [Jay] (chuckles) Oh, like she said.

- Yeah- - Nice to meet you.

- [Nora] Yeah, nice to know you there, guy.

- Okay, bye!

Ooh, "Le Cercle Rouge."

(door creaking)

(Jay chuckles) - She came, well... (chuckles)

Oh my God. (chuckles)

(mellow upbeat music)

- [Jay] You can help me with something.

I'm looking for a place myself.

(mellow upbeat music continues)

(mellow upbeat music continues)

What do you think about these curtains, Nora?

* The frost could touch

* The rooftops - Maybe a blue lantern

up there. * Touch my heart

- [Jay] Just gotta bring it

closer... * 'Cause the warmth

* That you and I've got

* Is more than just a spark

* Time is always moving

* Seasons come and go

- I have a brother in Florida, he's in the Navy,

and a sister in New Hampshire,

she stayed home and married an asshole,

she works for an insurance company.

- My brother Johan just moved to California,

he sends overly-sharing Christmas emails.

I think he'll let my parents come visit when he has kids;

I have no clue what he does or when that'll be.

- I want a family someday.

- I want a big family,

kids swinging from the rafters big.

The world is a better place with people in it.

That's what all that doctor shit was about,

putting yourself to the service of others.

But I realize now

I could have just had that stitched on a throw pillow

and saved myself all the wasted effort.

- I could see pushing out a few fuckers.

- I feel like the instructions are in another language.

- Well, they are, it's, uh, Swedish.

- I don't care how good the furniture is,

if you can't put it together, then what's the point?

I'll say this though,

we're gonna put all this work to good use.

- How's that?

- 'Cause we're having a party.

- [Nora] Him?

- [Jay] No.

- [Nora] Uh...

What about him?

- [Jay] Yeah, Jim Pearce.

He was my host brother, real cool dude, mad bread.

I think we're friends on Facebook.

- [Nora] Oh, Jen McIntosh.

I used to work with her.

Okay that's enough.

- [Jay] What?

You only have like two, I have eight.

(mellow orchestral music)

(dice clacking) (mellow orchestral music)

* Watching the sunset - Two...

* On Tennessee hills

- "Do not pass go.

Do not collect $200."

(Amy chuckles)

Oh, some treatment we get here, huh?

- [Amy] Hmm.

- It's good to see you, buddy.

- It's good to see you too, man.

(bottles clinking) - Yeah, you guys

covered this already, you're both happy to see each other.

- Oh, I was just telling Amy

I was so glad to get the email when we learned

that when you dropped off the face of the Earth,

it was 'cause of a pretty girl,

not 'cause of heroin.

(Jim and Jay laughing) - That's not funny.

- It, it's funny.

- It's pretty funny.

(Jay sighs) - What a party though.

- Yeah, it was good, we should probably wrap it up.

- No one even has a color group yet,

we could be at this for days.

- Exactly, that's why we should pick this up later or never.

- Let's play another hour.

- We should go.

- You should. - Excuse me?

- She's kidding, she doesn't mean it.

- No, I do.

- What are you doing with yourself these days?

- I don't know.

Your turn.

It's oddly satisfying, burning all the lifeboats.

Do you wanna buy Baltic?

(Jim chuckles)

- I'm gonna go to bed.

- Come on, Nora. - No, don't go yet, Nora.

- [Amy] No, you can go.

(bottle shattering) - (gasps) Jesus, Nora!

I'm sorry about her, she's just a little drunk.

- More than a little.

- You must be still cleaning up with the cars?

- Nah, I got in a fight with my brother, things went south.

No one wanted to buy the 2019 Chevys and other stuff.

I'm in landscaping now.

- [Jay] Oh, that's good.

- You know, if you ever wanna come try us on,

cut some lawns, you're welcome.

- Okay, maybe, maybe, maybe.

Listen, I'm just gonna go check on her.

- Jay, should we just go?

- No, no, no, it's okay, I'll be...

I'll be back in a sec.

* Some things you can't control *

What the fuck, Nora?

- What? - You were just like

super rude to my friends.

- I'm tired, I'm ready for bed.

Here, come to bed as long as you're here.

- My friends are out there,

plus we have a yard of hoagie to dig out space for

in the fridge.

- Your friend?

Come on, Jay, your friend or me?

- My friend right now.

Why are you stranding them out there.

No.

- Oh, shut up, you know you want to.

(Jay and Nora sighing)

Last chance, me or your friends?

It's friend over me, (chuckles) good one.

- I told you so.

- Any minute.

- (sighs) Maybe I'll do some dishes.

- Really?

Seems like you're allergic to the dishwasher at home.

- That's 'cause I'm looking at my dishwasher right now.

(bottles clinking) (tableware clacking)

(plastic bag crinkling)

(bottle thudding) (tableware clacking)

(plastic bag crinkling)

(ice clinking)

(ice clacking)

(liquid trickling)

- "Conserve," you always say.

(liquid trickling)

To Mr. Moneybags.

- [Jay] Hey Jim, can you guys let yourselves out, please?

(Jim chuckles softly)

- Exactly.

- They're playing our song. (chuckles softly)

(Amy sighs)

(Jim gulping) (cup clacking)

(birds chirping)

(birds continue chirping)

(birds continue chirping)

(birds continue chirping)

(birds continue chirping)

- I'll be right back, lover.

I have to go powder my nose.

I'll be right back.

(Jay sighs)

- [Bartender] Get this out of your way?

- Please.

- [Bartender] Another drink?

- Yeah, another shot, and another beer for me, please.

- [Bartender] Uh, and a round for the lady?

- No.

She said she wants to save some for everyone else.

- [Bartender] Huh.

She's a bit of a hot tamale, huh?

(Jay sighs)

- The act is wearing thin.

- [Bartender] The kind you don't bring home to mother.

- You gotta be around to meet mom.

- [Bartender] Hmm.

* Gimme, gimme, gimme a man after midnight *

* Take me to the darkness, to the break of the day *

- Yeah! (chuckles)

That was good.

Tell me something I don't know about you.

- This again?

- [Nora] Well, tell me a story or something.

- A story?

- Like an anecdote.

- Well, my mother was raised in the country,

and her family was big on deer hunting.

- (gasps) The poor bambis.

- Oh, they're more of a nuisance, really,

like, they were put here to get hit by cars

and they turn into breakfast sausages.

- Ugh. - Just as God intended.

Anyway, one day after a hunt,

my uncle finds a tick plastered to his balls.

- (chuckles) Oh no! - (chuckles) Like,

like, the bugger took up residence or something.

- Ew!

- He can't tweeze him off,

so he went to the ER so the doctor could burn it off.

A few years past, this is the stuff of legends,

my cousin wakes up one morning

with a tell-tale raised welt on his arm, tick bite.

So he goes to the ER to get his antibiotic shot and whatnot.

The doctor looks over him gravely,

my cousin was quite concerned.

He said, "Am I gonna be okay, doc?"

The doctor said, "It's not great,

but I wouldn't worry.

If you think this is bad,

you should have seen the poor bastard

that came in with a tick stuck to his ball."

(Nora and Jay laughing)

- [Nora] Oh my God!

(Jay and Nora laughing)

Oh my God!

(vehicle crashing) (tires screeching)

(engine roaring) (tires screeching)

(birds chirping)

(birds continue chirping)

(Jay sighs) (birds chirping)

(birds continue chirping)

(lighter flickering)

(birds continue chirping)

(birds continue chirping)

I went out and got a couple things.

There's some food outside.

You should shower.

There's nothing gained in feeling sorry for yourself.

Go get cleaned up, you'll feel better.

(birds chirping) (street bustling)

I just got some picky stuff mostly and comfort food.

(gasps) Will you look at this rotisserie chicken?

I though we'd have it for dinner.

- I feel sick.

- [Nora] So go lie down.

- I feel terrible.

- I do, too.

What?

I do.

I may not be all emotional like you,

but I'm not happy, to say the least.

- So what are we gonna do?

- I already called the windshield guys,

you know, like the ones who come out and do it roadside.

I told them it was kids, we had a sympathetic moment.

They came and took away all the busted glass,

so that's been taken care of.

- Jesus, what?

- The hood is to get banged out,

but that'll be easy.

I mean, if it happens, and they find us,

then we'll have to take our lumps.

But I figure there's no point in making it easier.

Do you wanna go to jail?

- No.

- Good, me neither,

so we're on the same page.

So if we don't wanna go to the graybar,

then it follows that we should do our best

to avoid that outcome, yeah?

I already looked at the papers online,

and there's only a blotter item.

If they had some detail,

they'd be knocking on the door right now.

A week or so, if we haven't heard anything,

we should assume we're in the clear.

Jump in any minute, I'm dying to hear your take.

- This is wrong.

- Yeah, it is.

But the ugly truth is that nothing we do

is gonna bring the guy back.

Nothing you say or do or feel

is gonna deliver this guy whole back to his front door.

Your conscience is not going to be cleansed.

So the only thing you need to decide

is how right you wanna be.

- What about his family, the, the notion of justice?

- Justice?

(scoffs) For all we know,

the guy was a penniless alcoholic shut-in

working his way toward a busted liver anyway;

and I don't wanna know any more than that.

You're not gonna get absolution from this.

Closure is not real.

But, hey, if you wanna be stupid,

then the door is that way, go see how that plays out.

Hell, you were the driver.

(Jay sighs)

(sighs) When you're done pouting, we can go for a walk.

(Jay sighs)

(birds chirping)

What did you wanna be when you grew up?

- What?

- [Nora] You know, like when you were a kid.

- I don't know.

A fireman, maybe.

- [Nora] A fireman?

- Can't really remember, to be honest.

You?

- A trolley conductor.

- [Jay] Come on.

- Might be misremembering.

Hey, tell me something.

- [Jay] Like what?

- Like anything, dealer's choice.

- When I was a kid,

I slept thinking there were monsters behind my door

for way too long.

(birds chirping)

Look,

I've got some errands to run

so maybe we can catch up later.

You okay?

- Is this where you ghost me?

- [Jay] What?

No, of course not.

- You have a good heart.

I'm just asking these inane questions 'cause I'm scared.

But play it however you feel.

- Hey, (sighs) look.

I just don't know how I'm supposed to act.

- Neither do I.

It's the same with everybody

when you're first getting to know someone.

Look, what would a normal couple do?

(Jay chuckles softly) (ball clacking)

Wow, we're like really good at this.

- Yeah, I'm surprised it didn't occur to me

to make this a vocation.

(ball clacking) (birds chirping)

- Ugh.

(ball clacking)

My family come from a long line of country athletes,

we can fish and run and shoot things, flip tires over stuff,

and swim really fast.

It's incredible.

Did you play sports in school?

- Does chess club count?

- No.

- I also did track for a while.

- [Nora] That's cool.

- Yeah, it's a good life skill,

teaches you how to run away from things.

- [Nora] What distance did you run?

- Mostly two miles,

but fast.

I also did the field event.

- What's that?

- [Jay] Like discus, javelin, shot-put, whatever.

- I played semi-pro in Turkey.

- Is that true?

- Not at all.

But I used to like to hoop some.

Watch this ace.

- Okay.

- Watching?

- I am.

(birds chirping) (street bustling)

(ball thudding) - Woo!

(Jay chuckles) Promise you won't tell?

- I can keep a secret.

- Well, we're already into conspiracy of two.

(ball clacking) (street bustling)

(chiming ethereal music)

(intriguing medieval music)

(folklore music)

- [Narrator] India, that far away land of mystery,

beauty, and enchantment.

It was here over 10 centuries ago

that a series of physical exercises

was developed to unify the body and spirit

in perfect harmony.

In the ancient language of Sanskrit,

this union was called yoga.

- Namaste. - Namaste.

(bottles clacking)

(refrigerator door thudding)

(cap clinking)

- Oh, bless you.

(bottles clinking)

I think we should have sex.

- Uh, okay.

(lips smooching)

(Jay and Nora grunting)

- Look at you all proud of yourself.

- A job ain't worth doing if it ain't done well, I'd say.

- What's up?

- It's nothing.

- Tell, uncle.

- It's nothing, Nora.

Just guilty conscience.

- Do me a favor.

I want you to do a thought experiment with me, okay?

- Okay.

- Okay, sit up straight.

And close your eyes.

Okay, now just clear your mind, same as in yoga.

If thoughts enter, don't try to push them away,

just try to float and allow your mind to naturally drift.

Do you hear that?

Listen closely.

- Yes.

- Do you hear what your mind is saying?

Listen.

Do you hear it?

It's the sound of nobody giving a fuck.

Can you hear it still?

'Cause I do, I can.

- How do you make up for something like this?

- You can't, it's an unpayable debt.

Even if you do the time and pay the family,

it's only playing catch up.

The only way would be to trade a life for a life.

Look, you have a notion of justice that I don't;

I just don't see it, it's made up like a fairy tale,

and you certainly don't find it in a courtroom.

Only you can give yourself absolution.

- I'm never gonna get right by this,

if I do live to be a hundred.

- I don't owe anyone anything.

(Jay and Jim laughing)

- I'm glad you called.

I wasn't tickling your balls when I said

we'd be glad to have you.

- Yeah, I appreciate it.

It was perfect timing,

I was looking for something a little different.

- Oh, yeah,

so we can get you started next week on Kelly's crew, 8 to 6.

Those guys are sharp, you'll fit right in.

So, how's things otherwise?

- Good, good, just taking things a day at a time.

- And how's Nora?

Are you guys still together?

- [Jay] Yes, we are, just taking things slow.

- Oh, I'm glad to hear that.

She's a pistol.

- You wouldn't believe

the things that come out of her mouth sometimes.

- That I would, I'm sure. (chuckles)

Great party, though.

I wondered if you guys would press on or...

- Or what?

- I don't know,

you're never one for the drama.

I'm thinking here of Jill Sobul.

- Jesus, that was so long ago.

- [Jim] No, I know, it...

It's just I know you to be a firm hand

when it comes to matters of...

- [Jay] What?

- Look, I'm not gonna act like I've walked in your shoes,

or what your experience at med school was

or what happened there.

Permission to be candid?

- You don't need to ask.

- When you were at med school,

I know you said you were trying to ground yourself

and get serious;

and coming out, I figured it'd be the same, you know,

either stay in or find something steady work-wise,

start a family, all the important stuff.

- I'm not sure I follow, I'm here, right?

- Yeah, sure, it's just...

(Jim sighs)

I mean, you know my way was never perfect, right,

my mom being who she was and all that,

and she got her name on the big board at the Tam O'Shanter

as one of the all time bar-ho greats.

I hope I'm not out of line in saying that a girl like that,

she can get you in somewhere sticky if you don't watch out.

- Who says she hasn't already?

(Jim laughing)

- You, you always have a way. (laughs)

How do you make this shit up?

I... (laughs)

Oh. (laughs)

(Jim sighs and laughs)

(Jay sighs) (finger tapping)

- It's always good to have a backup plan.

(door mechanism clacking)

- Hello!

Congratulations are in order.

- [Jay] Oh.

- You're looking at the brand new hostess at Il Invierno,

Tuesdays through Saturdays, the evening shift,

4 to close.

- [Jay] That is good news.

- I even got us a decent bottle of white to celebrate.

Pour us a couple of glasses, would you love?

I have to poop.

What's all this?

(tableware clinking)

(tableware clacking)

(chuckles) You did all this?

- Yes.

- You? - Yes.

- I had no idea.

A man who knows his way around the kitchen is a keeper.

You even made the green beans exactly how I like them.

- I'm so happy to hear you say that.

(green beans crunching)

- Did you always keep your money in the sock drawer?

- [Jay] Yeah.

So when thieves look under the mattress, it's not there.

- You wanna try something with me?

- What?

- It's called amytal, it's a barbiturate.

It's cool, it's like everything's in slow motion,

and then your whole life

becomes like the most awesome action scene

in any movie like ever of all time.

This isn't the kind of stuff that gets you in trouble,

this is different.

The case, it's like camouflage, you know?

Down the hatch.

(cap popping)

(Jay gulping)

- I don't feel anything.

Am I supposed to feel something?

- You just have to wait.

My friend who I got them from said it can take a while.

- Friend?

Didn't know you had any of those.

- Yuck, Jay, gross.

What a thing to say.

I didn't know this was gonna be a bad trip.

- I was kidding.

- You weren't though.

- I was.

How can I prove it to you?

- You can't.

- Yeah, you're right.

(Jay chuckles) (Nora scoffs)

That would require me to produce a friend of yours,

which I could not do.

- Jay, you...

Fuck you. (Jay chuckles)

- That's not nice.

I'm trying to think what the person would look like

that would play a friend of yours in the movie about us.

Probably a guy with like dreads and shit.

(Jay groaning)

(Nora grunting) Oh my God. (chuckles)

(intriguing ethereal music)

(Nora chuckles)

- Oh my God.

- It's crazy.

- It's wonderful.

I feel like we're the only two people left on Earth.

Like, if we went outside, the world will have ended

and we'd be the only two people left.

- Should we go make sure that we're not?

- Why would we wanna find out?

- Yeah, I guess it doesn't really matter anyways.

(intriguing ethereal music continues)

(intriguing ethereal music continues)

(lips smooching)

(intriguing ethereal music continues)

(intriguing ethereal music continues)

(intriguing ethereal music continues)

(intriguing ethereal music continues)

(intriguing ethereal music continues)

(intriguing ethereal music continues)

(oil sizzling)

- Never had fried bologna before.

- Then you haven't lived.

- Guess it's one of those simple pleasures

that I just missed out on.

- Your problem is that you haven't given yourself

permission to be happy.

(oil sizzling) (tongs clacking)

- Wait, what the fuck does that even mean?

- I don't know.

Just...

It might be good for you to sometimes not be so negative,

sometimes.

(oil sizzling) (tongs clacking)

I didn't mean it like that, Nora, it was just an idea.

(Jay sighs)

Well, what did you mean it like?

(oil sizzling)

Nora, let me make it up to you.

(alarm ringing)

Why?

(birds chirping) (street bustling)

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, man.

- [Jim] What the fuck?

- I'm sorry, man.

I know, I know.

- Don't be sorry, just be on time.

- [Jay] Sorry, man, I overslept.

- We got a rash of lawns today.

(starter cranking) (engine rumbling)

(water spraying) (birds chirping)

(Jay retches and grunts)

(water spraying)

(door mechanism clacking)

- Hey?

- Hey.

- I though you were working tonight.

- Yeah.

Felt like shit, so I called out.

- Oh.

How'd that go?

- Not so good.

- [Jay] Hmm.

There's no more beers left?

- No.

- [Jay] You drank the last one.

- Yeah, I guess I did.

- [Jay] You could have texted.

- Yeah, guess I could have.

(Jay sighs)

- When you said "Not so good,"

what does that mean?

- Catherine told me not to come in.

- Tomorrow or ever?

- I don't know.

I have to give her a call.

- So you got shit-canned?

- That's a pretty lame way of looking at it.

- Well, is it the truth?

- No.

What it is

is I spent all of the morning and most of the afternoon

puking up yellow bile

because we needed to finish the whole bottle of Makers.

About 10 minutes ago was the first I felt normal all day.

So leave me the fuck alone.

(door thudding)

(street bustling) (police siren wailing)

(tense rock metal music in car)

- Madeline!

Baby!

Baby, it's me, I came.

I'm not lying no more, baby, I stopped doing that.

Maddy!

Maddy, baby, they're lying to you, baby.

Maddy, it's me!

Baby!

Hey, baby girl!

Remember when I told you

I can put you in a log cabin, bitch?

Let's go!

Maddy, I'm kidding.

I'm kidding, baby, I'm kidding.

Maddy!

Maddy!

- Was someone screaming?

- I can't do this.

- What? - I can't do this.

I can't be with someone who can't...

(Jay sighs)

What the fuck are we doing?

- What do you mean?

- We're supposed to be partners, like Bonnie and Clyde.

How can you lose your job and just be like this about it?

- It's a job, I'll get another one.

- Well, how will you know you won't lose that one too?

- I won't, I promise.

(laptop lid thudding)

- Are we together, or are we just playing chicken?

- I don't know.

- Well, why don't you know?

- Because I've never been with anyone

that I cared about before.

I don't know how I'm supposed to feel.

- Well, do you care about any of this?

- Sure.

- Then we're supposed to be in it together.

We can't be fighting all the time,

and it can't be one person worrying about money

and everything else.

We have to share all the responsibilities, you know?

- I think I'm tired.

I, I think I'm gonna go to bed.

(birds chirping)

(objects clacking) (plastic crinkling)

(objects clacking)

(keys jingling)

(Nora sighs) (keys jingling)

(object clacking)

(sighs) Stupid fucking keys.

(bottle clinking)

(birds chirping) (vehicle engine rumbling)

Oh shit.

- Sorry, I didn't mean to jump-scare you. (chuckles)

- It's cool.

What's up?

- I'm Lee,

um, I'm going around the neighborhood passing out flyers,

seeing if anyone has any information on the hit and run

that happened a couple weeks ago.

- What hit and run?

- Oh, um, a man was hit on the corner of Sunset and Utopia,

middle of the night, driver took off.

- Oh my God, that's awful.

Was that guy hurt?

- He's dead.

Unfortunately, with stuff like this,

police take it as sort of like a dead end.

So they don't think they're gonna find the guy,

so they don't put any time or effort into it.

It's honestly really sad

how little real-life is like law and order.

- Did you know him?

- I got the job through the Gigfinder app.

If I had known how sad it was gonna be,

I probably would have asked for more money.

Um, if you could just like tell anyone you know,

it'd be a really big help.

We're hoping that if the word gets around,

someone will come forward;

that family's been through hell.

- I'm so sorry.

- Yeah, yeah.

Well, people are selfish.

(birds chirping) (street bustling)

(objects clacking)

(objects clacking)

- And the hits just keep on coming.

(birds chirping) (street bustling)

- [Jay] And you?

Married, I suppose.

- No, (sighs) an accident.

(birds chirping) (street bustling)

Ready?

- I'm ready.

- Sure? - Yes.

- Last time you said you were ready and you weren't, so...

- I said I'm ready.

(hands smacking) Fucker.

(Nora inhales deeply)

- Tell me.

Why is your middle name bush league?

- You're not supposed to use these whack psych out games,

it's cheating.

- Stop being a baby, come on.

- Okay.

(hands smacking)

(Nora chuckles)

(hands smacking)

(Nora chuckles)

- It's your own fault.

You're making it too easy.

- I'm sorry, I'm just a little bit tired.

- Oh, yeah?

- Yeah, from cleaning the house

and doing everything else around here.

(Jay chuckles) - Asshole!

- Now who gets frazzled easily?

(Nora grunts) Don't go away angry.

- [Nora] Whatever.

- Just go away.

Self-cleaning ovens?

Should make self-cleaning apartments.

Ugh.

So you think you're gonna fucking play me?

I don't think so.

- Now that's the spirit.

"Clean, my servant.

Clean!"

- Everyone pulling in the same direction, right?

Ready?

- Yes. - Go.

- "The Hound of the Baskervilles."

Holy shit, how did you do that?

- (chuckles) I have magic powers.

Now the secret is to ask questions

that you could reliably guess the answer to.

Here, we'll...

- I'm not really clear on the point system.

- Oh, don't worry about it.

It's, it's how many people at the table I can make laugh,

if I get the answer wrong.

- [Amy] Okay.

- I'm making it up as we go along.

Who's the most recognizable president?

- Recognizable?

What do you mean, like iconic?

I mean, I guess the most recognizable

is the one that's in Office.

Wait, do you mean living or dead?

- Dead or alive, doesn't matter, just go with it.

The most recognizable president,

like, uh, Jesus or Elvis,

if you showed a photo of them to someone,

they would recognize them.

- I guess...

Nixon, or anyone on Mount Rushmore.

Stop. (sighs)

I should have said George Washington.

- Like, I could ask you about TV shows,

but you wanna stay away from taste.

Stay away from taste and stick to matters of objectivity.

And you also lose points

if you force the hand of the person,

like, um...

"Who wrote E equals MC squared?"

Um...

Okay, last one.

Who was your first celebrity crush?

- Chad Michael Murray.

(Jay chuckles softly)

There is no way.

What the fuck?

(Jay laughing) What?

Schlong...

What does that even mean?

- It's just

a silly thing to say. - That's ridiculous.

(Jay chuckles)

How are you holding up over there, Nora?

We'll leave soon, babe.

- Okay, babe.

- You'll have to excuse her.

She just found out today

that Santa Claus doesn't exist. (chuckles)

(bottle shattering)

- This table is really not level.

- What the fuck, Nora?

- [Amy] It's really not a big deal.

I'll just pick up the big pieces,

it's, it's no big deal.

- Yeah, Jay, it's not like I killed somebody.

(Jay laughing hysterically)

(Nora sighs)

- Look, I got the chunks out of the carpet,

we'll spray it again.

Smell, I don't know, hopefully that'll get better.

- You...

Where do you get the nerve?

- [Nora] Jay.

- It's like you want to fuck this up.

It's, (sighs) it's like you hate me so much

that you want us to get caught.

You want people to find out that we're fucking murderers?

- Jay, calm down.

You're the only murderer.

- You fucking parasite, don't speak to me like that!

None of this would have even happened

if you weren't a drunken whore,

whose essence is vomit!

- You haven't had to pay a dime to fuck me.

- And somehow it's my most expensive lay ever.

- You know what, Jay?

You are a mental midget.

I'll tell you what,

if you're so guilt-stricken,

but not enough to actually take responsibility,

why don't I go and do a killing,

and then we'll be even?

- [Jay] Don't.

You don't, you don't...

- This will make it right, right?

Because you can't handle the idea of an accident,

I have to go and off someone else just to placate you.

- What fucking planet are you on?

- Who should it be, huh?

If I got rid of you,

all my problems would be wrapped up with a bow, yeah?

- I can snap your neck

and they'll give me self-defense in a breath.

- You don't understand how easy this shit is for me.

(solemn intriguing country music)

* Hmm

(solemn intriguing country music continues)

* Hmm

(solemn intriguing country music continues)

- Hi, this is a concerned citizen.

I got a flyer about a hit and run some weeks ago,

um, I think you should look into Nora Chance.

She lives at 222 Blue Jay Way,

and she has a car with a license plate number 555TUF.

Um, the car was damaged and then fixed, I don't know how.

I'm just a concerned citizen.

(water swishing)

(water continues swishing)

(water continues swishing)

(water continues swishing)

(water continues swishing)

(plastic bag crinkling) (ice crushing)

(ice clacking)

(Nora coughing)

(birds chirping) (street bustling)

- Wait, Jay.

Wait, just stop.

- What's up?

(Nora sighs)

- I'm sorry.

Don't get mad at me.

- What is it?

- I have to borrow $300.

- (scoffs) What for?

- It's for this job thing,

they're making us pay for our uniforms up front,

and then we get it back in our first check.

- Why is this the first I'm hearing about this?

- Because I just heard back from them yesterday,

it's for this catering company.

- (scoffs) A catering company needs a $300 uniform?

Come on.

Look, I'll give you the money just don't lie to me.

If we're already going to hell together,

what's the point in even lying?

- Why can't you just trust me

that I'm doing the right thing for us?

Why can't you just believe me?

- Because I don't.

- Jay.

- Look, I have to go now,

we'll sort this whole thing out when I get back.

- Okay.

- Okay.

- Bye.

- Bye.

(excavator engine rumbling)

(excavator engine rumbling)

How much more we gotta do?

- [Jim] This is it.

- Give me that.

- Hey-hey, Johnny hustle!

(hands clapping) (excavator engine rumbling)

(keys jingling) (door latch clacking)

(door clacking)

- Nora?

Nora?

(Jay sighs)

(Jay sighing and breathing deeply)

(birds chirping faintly)

(can clacking)

Motherfucker!

(hand smacking)

(Jay huffing)

Motherfucker.

(test strip clacking)

(plastic bag crinkling)

(bottles clinking)

(water swishing)

(utensils clacking)

(objects clacking)

(bottle glugging)

(Jay sighs)

(Jay grunting and breathing sharply)

(Jay grunting)

(toilet brush clacking and scrubbing)

(door knocking)

(metal clinking)

- Oh, hey.

(sighs) Detective Frank Corso, NYPD.

And you are?

- Jason Tomblad.

- [Detective Frank] Do you know Nora Chance?

- No...

Yes.

- I'm sorry?

- Yes, I do know her.

- [Detective Frank] She live here?

- Me and her are complicated;

she stays here sometimes.

- Okay.

So, uh, I checked with your super,

he says he sees her on a daily.

You guys together?

- Yes, we are.

Sorry, is she alright?

- How the hell would I know if she's alright?

I mean, you live with her, don't you?

- No, I mean when a cop shows up at your door.

- Is she around?

- No, she stepped out.

- [Detective Frank] Work?

- Yeah, between things.

- Okay.

Well, Jay, does she own a '98 burgundy Marquis?

- She does.

Oh, she did.

- Come again.

- She did, she scrapped it,

sent the plates back to, uh, New Hampshire

about two months ago.

- You sure on that timing?

- Yeah, I think so.

I'll ask her when she gets home.

- Okay, make my life a lot easier.

We're just trying to run a thing down.

It's probably nothing,

I, I don't wanna involve any out-of-state DMVs.

You good?

- Yeah, it's just...

I'm sorry about all this, about everything.

- Hey, don't worry about it, alright?

I'm sure you're not at fault,

these things happen every day, okay?

Be good, Jay.

(door thudding)

(birds chirping)

(birds chirping) (street bustling)

- (chuckles softly) Well, now look

what you've gotten us into.

- Nora.

- I don't feel very good.

Can you open the door, please?

(birds chirping) (street bustling)

(door clacking and creaking)

(door creaking)

(door latch clacking)

I have to pack a bag,

I gotta make a seven o'clock Chinatown bus.

Will you help me?

- Where are you going?

- [Nora] Will you help me?

- Of course.

- [Nora] Just, uh, put it in my overnight,

jeans, a lot of undies, and some comfy pajama pants, please.

- Where are you going?

- To New Hampshire.

My father said he would meet me.

Do you have any money?

- Yes.

- Will you buy me a ticket?

- I'm coming.

- (sighs) No, you're not.

And we have to get a cab;

I think I'll puke on the subway.

Can you grab my toothbrush from the bathroom, please?

And all the panty liners you can muster?

(retches) No. (retches)

(Nora clears throat)

(Nora breathes deeply)

- We should have talked about it.

- There was nothing to talk about.

- You know, I feel like a baby

makes people get their shit together.

- Of the three of us, it was the simplest to do.

- Do you want a hoodie?

- Yeah, the green one's fine.

Thanks.

- You want these?

- No, the flowered ones.

- More comfy?

- Yeah, definitely.

(plastic bag crinkling)

(object clacking)

(zipper zipping)

(vehicle engine rumbling)

Left my fucking water bottle on the train too.

I don't know how this day could get any worse.

- Will you call me and let me know

when you've got there safe?

- Yeah, sure.

Do you think we've paid enough now?

(street bustling) (birds chirping)

We paid some, we paid enough.

Look, I don't need to think about what might've been,

I just have faith that everything comes around eventually.

- I guess.

- Mommy, ice cream!

- Okay, love.

I promised this one a treat.

- Well, it's nice to see you.

- You too, Jay.

Can you say bye-bye to mommy's friend?

- Bye, bye.

(birds chirping) (street bustling)

(car door thudding)

(birds chirping) (street bustling)

(classic bright orchestral music)

* Are you giving to the world a smile *

* Sunny smile

* Helping lessen someone's dreary mile *

* Dreary mile

* Do you greet the world with song *

* As through life you pass along *

* Cheering those you may meet along life's way *

* Give the world

* Give the world * A smile

* Each day * A bright smile every day

* Helping someone on * Helping someone

* Life's way * On life's dreary way

* From the paths

* Paths of sin * Of sin

* Bring the wonderer's in * Bring them in

* To the master's fold * To His fold

* To stay * His forever to stay

* Help to cheer

* Help cheer the sad * The lone and sad

* The lonely and sad

* Help to make some pilgrim * Help make pilgrim

* Glad * Make somebody glad

* Let your life

* Life so be that * So be that

* That all the world might see the joy of serving Jesus *

* With a smile * A bright sunny smile

(classic bright orchestral music)

* Give the world