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Previously on
Young Sheldon...I love you.
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Veronica.
Hey, Georgie.
What's up?
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We're friends, right?
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What do you mean?I've asked you out
a bunch,
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and you've made it pretty clear
you weren't interested.
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B-Before I asked out
another girl,
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I just wanted
to make sure that...It's fine.
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Guess I'll see you around.
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Yep.
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Of all my many skills,
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one of the lesser known
is my impressive ability
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to wait for things.
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I once stood perfectly still
for 38 minutes
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because a bee
was on my shoulder.
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I once waited
four and a half hours
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to be released from a locker.
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Hello? Anyone there?
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That's okay. I'll wait.
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And one time, when Dr. Sturgis
was late for a lecture,
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I stayed longer than everyone.
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Where are you all going?
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Professor's not here.
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I can teach the class.
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I just need a
box to stand on.
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Dr. Sturgis?
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Hello, Sheldon.
What brings you here?
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You never showed up
to class.
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Whoops.
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Time flies when
you're having fun.
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What could be more fun
than giving a physics lecture?
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Finishing a
physics paper.
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Ooh, I like
where this is headed.
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I'm exploring the notion
that time itself is quantized.
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Interesting.
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That sounds like a step towards
a unified field theory.
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Fingers crossed.
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Although I can't cross
my fingers-- arthritis.
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It's too dark back here.
Do you have a flashlight?
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In the glove
box, I think.
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Can you pass it back?
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No. I'm driving.
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All right. I'm coming up.
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Don't crash
while I'm unbuckled.
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Really? You need to do this
right now?
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It's Dr. Sturgis's
first paper in years.
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It's worth risking
head trauma.
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Look at you climbing
like a real boy.
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Here we go.
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"A Reconsideration of the Role
of Time Operators
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in Quantum Mechanics."
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Grabby title.
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I'll wait for the movie.
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Ooh. He's opening with
a critical examination
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of the Copenhagen interpretation
of quantum mechanics.
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I thought reading in the car
made you nauseous.
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That's in the back seat.
Up here I'm fine.
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Sheldon. SHELDON: Sorry.
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Well, don't just keep reading!
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I am running over
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to the Sparks's
for a little while.
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Why?
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Team meeting with
the other baseball moms.
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You're all right
until Dad gets home?
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Yeah. Charles is in charge.
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Look at this.
I'm talking to an egg.
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I brought veggies and ranch.
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That's nice. But when I
said "snacks," I mean wine.
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Don't worry.
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I got plenty of
emergency snacks.
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All right, let's
get to this.
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We're coming up on the
end of the season.
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Who wants to handle
the team cookout?
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Got it.
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Thank you, Meredith.
Team picture day?
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That's me.Carla, you're a gem.
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Mary, that leaves you in charge
of trophies. Any questions?
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Actually...Snack time!
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There's also, veggies.
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This is nice.
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I like to think of Chi-Chi's
as a more romantic Taco Bell.
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So, what do you
like to get here?
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What?
it-it doesn't matter.
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It all tastes the same.
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Hi. Welcome to...
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Hey, Georgie.
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Hi.
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I didn't know you worked here.
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Well, haven't seen
you in a while.
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You know Jana
from school?
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Yeah. Yeah, of course. Hi.
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Hi.
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So, can I get y'all
started with some drinks?
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I'm good with water.
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Water sounds great.
Refreshing.
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I'm glad Dr. Sturgis
let me read his paper
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before he published.
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Why is that?
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He's getting numbers
for the massive neutrinos
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that are in excess of
a hundred giga-electron volts.
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Well, good for him.
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No, it's embarrassing.
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Had a 50-50 shot.
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I guess I need to call
and let him know
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what a bonehead mistake
he made.
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There's probably a
nicer way to say it.
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Did you hear how massive
his neutrinos were?
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We're well into
bonehead territory.
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Sheldon, you don't need
to be rude to him.
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When am I rude?
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Stay a child
as long as you can.
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Adulthood will not
be kind to you.
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Neat. The veins on your calf
look like a road map of Texas.
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Did you make this taste bad
so Dad would lose weight?
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Fine. I'll be polite.
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But I still think
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we could go to San Antonio
using Meemaw's leg.
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Hello?
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Dr. Sturgis. It's Sheldon.
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I hope you're well.
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I am. I just had soup.
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Anyway,
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I was just calling to
let you know I read your paper.
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Wonderful.
What did you think?
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I thought your typing
was very tidy.
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Your sentence structure
was impressive.
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And your theory was...
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not without succeeding
in avoiding success.
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Well, Sheldon, you don't
need to beat around the bush.
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We're men of science.
Just give it to me straight.
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The masses for your neutrinos
are impossible.
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Are you sure?
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Yes. If they were that heavy,
atoms could not beta decay.
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I don't know how I missed that.
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I'm such an idiot.
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You're not an idiot.
You're just a bonehead.
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So you're saying you have
no feelings for her at all?
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I wasn't at the restaurant
with her, I was there with you.
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That doesn't answer my question!
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I was hoping you wouldn't
pick up on that.
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Did you take me there
on purpose?
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Hold on a second.
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Is this one of
those fights
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where we end up making
out in the back seat?
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No.
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That's too bad.
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Howdy.
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Morning. I need to order
some baseball trophies.
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Baseball's over there.
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So many choices.
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You should win a trophy
for the most trophies.
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: Maybe not the trophy
for customer service.
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Is this everything you have?
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Impressive, isn't it?
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I noticed that there are
no baseball trophies
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with girls on them.
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Girls don't
play baseball.
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Actually, my
daughter does.
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Good for her.
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And some of the girls might like
a trophy with a girl on it.
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Well, then they'll be
very disappointed.
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You know what?
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I'm gonna take my
business elsewhere.
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No.
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And you should win a trophy
for being such a sourpuss!
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Ta-ta!
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Hello?SHELDON: Dr. Sturgis.
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It's Sheldon. I hope I'm not
interrupting anything.
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Nah, just wondering
what became of my career.
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Should I call you back later?
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No. I can be downtrodden
and chat at the same time.
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What's up?
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I was thinking about
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the mass problem
of your neutrinos,
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and I realized
we might be able to solve it
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if some of the particles
have more spin.
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Interesting.
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That would certainly
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get our neutrino mass to zero.
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Although it does
open up a problem
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with double beta decay.
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That is true.
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Unless what it's
actually predicting
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is a magnetic monopole.
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Might be difficult
to control the infinities.
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Although,
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if you consider adding
faster-than-light particles
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like tachyons,
then I suppose you could...
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Quantize time.STURGIS: Yes!
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Hang on! If we're gonna be
thinking at this level,
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I should put on pants!
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Can you believe this?
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Boy trophy,
boy trophy...
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boy trophy.
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All I see
is my trophy wife.
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Nope? Okay.
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Look, the only
girl trophies
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are for cheerleading,
soccer and golf.
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So buy Missy a golf trophy
and tell her it's a skinny bat.
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George.
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That poor girl has been
watching her brother win awards
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since he was
three years old.
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I'd like for her
first one to be special.
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'Cause you think
it may also be her last one?
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I didn't say that.
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But you thought it.
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Yeah.
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Hey.
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Here you go.
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What's this?It's your tip from
the other night.
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I wanted to give it to you then,
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but I also wanted
to get out of there alive.
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Don't worry about it.
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You sure?
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I'm sure.
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So how long you been
working there?
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Couple weeks. Trying
to save money for college.
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Well, now you have
to take this.
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I insist.
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Thank you.
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How are things with Jana?
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Honestly, I have no idea.
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Should you even be
talking to me right now?
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Probably not.
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But I'm glad I am.
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Me, too.
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Bye.
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I'd like to end today's lecture
with a hilarious physics joke.
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Why didn't the photon
pack a suitcase?
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He was traveling light.
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Sheldon.
Ha, ha.
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Thank you.
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Class dismissed.
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Well, our conversation
about my paper
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resulted in a very
productive couple of days.
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I completely rewrote the
whole thing from scratch.
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Exciting. I know credits are
usually listed alphabetically,
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but I'm completely fine
with my name going second.
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Sheldon, I've worked
on this paper for years.
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I'm not putting your name
on it at all.
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But I helped you.
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You did, but you didn't
cowrite the paper with me.
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Is that so?
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Yes, it is.
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Well, this is an outrage.
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After all the help
I've given you,
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and I don't even
get credit?
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Well, of course you are.
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You're getting a special
thanks in the footnotes.
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No one reads the footnotes.
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I do.Well, I do, too,
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but that doesn't mean
I want to be in them.Sheldon,
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that's where people get
recognition for helping.
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You mean the help
of using my math
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to convert your hazy series
of meanderings
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into a well-formed
scientific thesis?
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I think you're overstating
your contribution.
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Well, I think you should be
wearing a black ski mask
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because you're trying
to rob me blind.
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Well, if anyone should be
wearing an odd piece of apparel,
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it should be you
wearing a baby bonnet,
261
00:12:08,075 --> 00:12:10,294
because that's how
you're behaving.
262
00:12:11,382 --> 00:12:13,558
Ready to go?
Very!
263
00:12:14,603 --> 00:12:15,822
It's a good thing she showed up,
264
00:12:15,865 --> 00:12:17,693
because I do not
have a comeback.
265
00:12:24,439 --> 00:12:26,049
Darn it. When he called me
a baby, I should've said,
266
00:12:26,093 --> 00:12:30,184
"Then I guess you needed a
baby's help to fix your paper."
267
00:12:30,227 --> 00:12:31,794
Very clever.
268
00:12:31,838 --> 00:12:33,013
Turn the car around.
269
00:12:33,056 --> 00:12:34,928
We're halfway home.
270
00:12:34,971 --> 00:12:36,581
It's not that clever.
271
00:12:36,625 --> 00:12:38,845
Why aren't you being
more supportive of me?
272
00:12:38,888 --> 00:12:42,196
Sheldon, John is a lot of
things, but he's not a thief.
273
00:12:42,239 --> 00:12:43,588
So you're on his side.
274
00:12:43,632 --> 00:12:44,807
I'm not.
275
00:12:44,851 --> 00:12:45,895
So you're on my side.
276
00:12:45,939 --> 00:12:48,855
For the sake
of this car ride, sure.
277
00:12:50,421 --> 00:12:51,945
Okay, here's the plan.
278
00:12:51,988 --> 00:12:54,251
End your relationship
with Coach Ballard,
279
00:12:54,295 --> 00:12:56,601
date Dr. Sturgis again,
get him to love you
280
00:12:56,645 --> 00:12:59,387
more than ever,
then when he least expects it,
281
00:12:59,430 --> 00:13:02,651
break his heart and say,
"That's for Sheldon."
282
00:13:02,694 --> 00:13:03,957
Great plan.
283
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,045
You think so?
284
00:13:05,088 --> 00:13:08,918
For the sake
of this car ride, sure.
285
00:13:08,962 --> 00:13:11,181
So shiny, aren't you, now?
286
00:13:12,443 --> 00:13:14,315
Hello. Remember me?
287
00:13:14,358 --> 00:13:17,927
I thought you were gonna
take your business elsewhere.
288
00:13:17,971 --> 00:13:20,930
Well, lucky for you,
I believe in second chances.
289
00:13:22,845 --> 00:13:27,981
Now, I know that you don't have
girl baseball trophies in stock,
290
00:13:28,024 --> 00:13:30,157
but could you have one
made special?
291
00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:31,419
Sure.
292
00:13:31,462 --> 00:13:33,725
Great.A custom mold
293
00:13:33,769 --> 00:13:36,903
is 50 bucks,
and it takes six weeks.
294
00:13:36,946 --> 00:13:39,688
I'm not paying you $50
for a trophy.
295
00:13:39,731 --> 00:13:41,385
And I don't have six weeks.
296
00:13:41,429 --> 00:13:43,910
Well, does your daughter
look like a horse?
297
00:13:43,953 --> 00:13:45,607
Maybe she'd like this.
298
00:13:49,872 --> 00:13:53,354
I knew all that God talk was
covering something really evil.
299
00:13:56,923 --> 00:13:59,186
I am trying to make
a special trophy for Missy.
300
00:13:59,229 --> 00:14:03,103
So I'm gonna take this head
and put it on that body.
301
00:14:03,146 --> 00:14:05,105
Whatever you say,
Dr. Frankenstein.
302
00:14:06,367 --> 00:14:08,412
My daughter deserves
to have a trophy
303
00:14:08,456 --> 00:14:10,284
that looks something like her.
304
00:14:10,327 --> 00:14:13,896
So this is kind of
a feminist gesture on your part.
305
00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:16,856
I prefer to think of it
as a maternal gesture.
306
00:14:16,899 --> 00:14:18,466
Let's just split the difference
307
00:14:18,509 --> 00:14:20,511
and call it
the stuff of nightmares.
308
00:14:20,555 --> 00:14:22,905
It'll look better
when I paint it.
309
00:14:22,949 --> 00:14:24,994
I don't think so.
310
00:14:31,218 --> 00:14:32,393
Grant Linkletter.
311
00:14:32,436 --> 00:14:33,916
Dr. Linkletter, Sheldon Cooper.
312
00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:36,484
I need your help reporting
an academic crime.
313
00:14:36,527 --> 00:14:37,572
Sounds serious.
314
00:14:37,615 --> 00:14:38,747
It is.
315
00:14:38,790 --> 00:14:40,183
That's why I'm using
my serious voice.
316
00:14:40,227 --> 00:14:41,881
Then I'll use mine as well.
317
00:14:41,924 --> 00:14:44,361
What's going on?
318
00:14:44,405 --> 00:14:45,928
Dr. Sturgis has stolen my work
319
00:14:45,972 --> 00:14:47,930
and is using it
in his own paper.
320
00:14:47,974 --> 00:14:49,453
Well, that's quite
the allegation.
321
00:14:49,497 --> 00:14:52,065
It's not an allegation;
it's a fact.
322
00:14:52,108 --> 00:14:53,849
He was getting enormous masses
for his neutrinos,
323
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,503
and I showed him how to fix it,
324
00:14:55,546 --> 00:14:58,288
but now he's refusing
to list me as a coauthor.
325
00:14:58,332 --> 00:15:00,290
Well, I think he has a point.
326
00:15:00,334 --> 00:15:01,901
Is the "he" in that sentence me?
327
00:15:01,944 --> 00:15:04,164
Because that is a strange way
to phrase it.
328
00:15:04,207 --> 00:15:05,382
No, the "he" is him.
329
00:15:05,426 --> 00:15:07,254
I don't play games
with sentence structure.
330
00:15:07,297 --> 00:15:09,560
Look, I haven't done a forensic
examination of this paper,
331
00:15:09,604 --> 00:15:11,998
but it's not uncommon
to show your work to a colleague
332
00:15:12,041 --> 00:15:13,390
to get their feedback.
333
00:15:13,434 --> 00:15:15,175
But I fixed his paper.
334
00:15:15,218 --> 00:15:18,091
This kind of accusation
could have real consequences.
335
00:15:18,134 --> 00:15:20,658
I'd consider my next steps
very carefully.
336
00:15:20,702 --> 00:15:23,183
You're no help. Put me through
to your supervisor.
337
00:15:23,226 --> 00:15:24,314
Please let me speak to John
338
00:15:24,358 --> 00:15:26,099
before you take this
any further.
339
00:15:26,142 --> 00:15:29,493
All right, but if he calls me
a baby, feel free to say,
340
00:15:29,537 --> 00:15:32,279
"Then I guess you needed a baby
to fix your paper."
341
00:15:32,322 --> 00:15:36,022
That's a good one,
but I'm not gonna say it.
342
00:15:38,154 --> 00:15:41,114
I bet the guy who invented
the spork is a millionaire.
343
00:15:41,157 --> 00:15:42,289
I guess.
344
00:15:42,332 --> 00:15:44,291
I wonder if his last name
is Spork.
345
00:15:44,334 --> 00:15:47,990
It comes from "spoon"
and "fork." Spork.
346
00:15:48,034 --> 00:15:50,993
My God. Mind is blown.
347
00:16:01,569 --> 00:16:03,527
You know what you should do?
Cut your hair.
348
00:16:03,571 --> 00:16:04,702
What?
349
00:16:04,746 --> 00:16:06,095
I think it'd look better.
350
00:16:06,139 --> 00:16:08,402
Ooh, maybe a little beard
like George Michael.
351
00:16:08,445 --> 00:16:11,361
I wonder how tall he is.
I bet he's tall.
352
00:16:17,367 --> 00:16:20,022
Hey. I have something
to show you.
353
00:16:20,066 --> 00:16:21,110
What's up?
354
00:16:21,154 --> 00:16:23,112
I was gonna give this to you
355
00:16:23,156 --> 00:16:25,114
at the end of the season party,
356
00:16:25,158 --> 00:16:29,031
but I was so excited
that I wanted you to see it now.
357
00:16:31,816 --> 00:16:33,775
What the hell is that?
358
00:16:33,818 --> 00:16:36,125
I couldn't find
any girl baseball trophies,
359
00:16:36,169 --> 00:16:37,866
so I made you one.
360
00:16:37,909 --> 00:16:39,172
Why is her head so big?
361
00:16:39,215 --> 00:16:42,001
It's a Barbie head.
I had to improvise.
362
00:16:42,044 --> 00:16:44,003
You chopped the head
off one of my Barbies?
363
00:16:44,046 --> 00:16:46,744
Don't be silly.
I bought a new one.
364
00:16:46,788 --> 00:16:48,224
I could've had a new Barbie?
365
00:16:48,268 --> 00:16:53,534
The point is you deserve
to be recognized appropriately
366
00:16:53,577 --> 00:16:55,623
for everything
you've accomplished.
367
00:16:55,666 --> 00:16:58,321
You can't give that to me
in front of all the boys.
368
00:16:58,365 --> 00:17:00,976
Why?
It's embarrassing.
369
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,109
Well, we have plenty of time.
370
00:17:03,152 --> 00:17:07,939
I can make the head smaller
or the body bigger
371
00:17:07,983 --> 00:17:10,116
or a little bit of both.
372
00:17:10,159 --> 00:17:12,466
I just want the same trophy
everyone else gets.
373
00:17:12,509 --> 00:17:15,034
But I want you to feel special.
374
00:17:15,077 --> 00:17:17,775
And I just want to feel regular.
375
00:17:19,516 --> 00:17:21,257
Okay.
376
00:17:21,301 --> 00:17:24,086
Well...
377
00:17:24,130 --> 00:17:26,784
I'll make sure you get
a regular one at the party.
378
00:17:26,828 --> 00:17:28,786
Thank you.
379
00:17:32,703 --> 00:17:33,965
Mom, wait.
380
00:17:36,185 --> 00:17:38,361
I get what you were
trying to do.
381
00:17:40,363 --> 00:17:42,017
It's nice.
382
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:44,802
Thanks.
383
00:17:44,846 --> 00:17:46,369
Can I keep that one, too?
384
00:17:47,414 --> 00:17:49,155
You really want it?
385
00:17:49,198 --> 00:17:51,505
I do.
386
00:17:57,946 --> 00:18:00,122
Despite her many flaws,
387
00:18:00,166 --> 00:18:02,733
my sister did have a soft spot
in her heart.
388
00:18:04,518 --> 00:18:06,476
And a fondness
for blowing things up.
389
00:18:18,662 --> 00:18:20,490
What was that?!
390
00:18:32,023 --> 00:18:33,373
Hello?
391
00:18:33,416 --> 00:18:36,289
How dare you accuse me
of plagiarism?
392
00:18:36,332 --> 00:18:38,291
And to my colleague, no less.
393
00:18:38,334 --> 00:18:41,990
This is my reputation
you're jeopardizing.
394
00:18:42,033 --> 00:18:44,949
Well, give me the credit
I deserve and I'll stop.
395
00:18:44,993 --> 00:18:46,603
We've been over this.
396
00:18:46,647 --> 00:18:50,955
You made a helpful suggestion
and then you arrogantly assumed
397
00:18:50,999 --> 00:18:53,784
that it entitled you
to a coauthor credit,
398
00:18:53,828 --> 00:18:55,569
which it doesn't.
399
00:18:55,612 --> 00:18:56,787
But I was the one who...
400
00:18:56,831 --> 00:18:58,180
I've been your friend
401
00:18:58,224 --> 00:18:59,355
and mentor.
402
00:18:59,399 --> 00:19:02,184
The idea that I would
steal from you
403
00:19:02,228 --> 00:19:06,841
is both personally
and professionally insulting.
404
00:19:06,884 --> 00:19:09,844
Well, I'm sorry
you feel that way, but...
405
00:19:09,887 --> 00:19:14,022
Sheldon, I don't want to see you
in my class anymore.
406
00:19:18,461 --> 00:19:19,941
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