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(alarm clock ringing)
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(rock music)
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♫ I'm amazed at the things that you say
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♫ I've heard it all
before just another day
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♫ January February all the same
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♫ March April May's comin' back again
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♫ Oh why
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♫ 'Cuz it's the worst
year of my life again
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♫ It's looped around and pulled me back in
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♫ Yesterday has come again Oh No
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♫ Yeah yeah yeah
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♫ The worst year of my life again
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(Christmas music)
- What is that?
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- That is Mum.
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(party horn blows)
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- Wake up boys!
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It's Christmas!
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(Mum blows party horn)
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- Did I forget to mention Si
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that Mum is really into Christmas?
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- You don't say?
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- No, it's like the most
important day of the year for her.
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She makes the roast and
then we play our games
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and then we set up for the family photo.
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She likes to drag it
out for the whole day.
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- I know but the whole day?
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I thought we're still going
to Nicola's beach party right?
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That's all that anyone will
be talking about all summer.
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That's the reason I never
went back to England.
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- I thought it was because
you were afraid of flying?
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- No.
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- Course we're going to Nicola's.
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It's my last chance to impress her.
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- And my last chance to
see you humiliate yourself.
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- Shut up!
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Anyway we'll make it.
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I've got it all figured out.
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I'm gonna make sure Mum's Christmas
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goes by a lot faster than she expected.
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(Party horn blows)
- I'm up!
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- Prezzie time!
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(wrapping paper rattles)
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- So how are you Auntie Ethel?
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- It died.
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Cat got it.
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- Deaf as a post.
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- Well, what do ya think?
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- Uh it's interesting.
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It's a shirt with my name on it.
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- I knew you'd love it!
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Why don't you put the rest of it on?
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- Uh later maybe.
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- Well that's all of the
presents opened in five minutes.
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I still don't know why you
wanted to make it a race Alex.
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- I won though right?
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Is there a prize?
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- I know.
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Maybe I should start putting lunch on hmm?
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I should have it ready by about three.
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- Actually Mum there's no need.
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(bells jingle)
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- Booking us into a seaside
restaurant for lunch
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is a lovely thought Alex.
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- You're welcome.
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My treat to the family.
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- Yes it was very, very sweet.
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Only I wish you'd said.
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I mean you knew about the turkey I bought.
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- Freezer.
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- The ham?
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- Freezer.
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- The salad?
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- Freezer.
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And it's only 364 days until Christmas
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so we're prepared.
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- Well the pavlova won't keep.
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- We can bring it with us.
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Eat it afterwards 'cuz we
only got the table 'til 12.
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- 'Til 12?
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- Yeah early bird seating
before the food goes.
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- Si go and get the pav.
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- Oh I'll.
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- No no no no I'll lock up.
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Go get in the car.
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Tell Dad to start the car.
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Go go go go go.
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- Where are we going?
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- To a restaurant.
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- Cricket oh that will be lovely.
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Your mother always loved a
game of Christmas cricket
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when she was a little girl.
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Made her day it did.
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Played until her arms were tired.
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- Lunch over by 12 and a ride the beach.
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You are a genius Rudolph.
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Do you never take a day off from that?
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- Season's greetings.
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- Merry Christmas Maddie.
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Your parents still doing their
yearly street theatre thing?
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- They're banned from three suburbs now.
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- So you wanna come to lunch with us?
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(door bangs)
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(door bangs)
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(door bangs)
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- Look there's Nicola!
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- What!
(zing)
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- [Maddie] Must be off to a barbecue.
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(girls laugh)
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- That might have been embarrassing.
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At least she didn't know who I was.
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- I like your t-shirt Alex.
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- Oh!
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(Maddie giggles)
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- What's so funny?
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- Pavlova.
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Isn't that such a silly looking dessert.
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Isn't it?
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Do you like pavlova Auntie Ethel?
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- I saw one on holiday safari in Kenya.
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1976, great big tusks and head.
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- Alex I think maybe we've come too far.
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There doesn't seem to be any
more restaurants along here.
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- Here we are.
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- The Sandwich Shack.
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Alex I don'tknow that
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- Come on come on!
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I just hope it's not too crowded.
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(electric banjo)
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- Well lucky they could squeeze us in.
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- Happy Christmas, Happy
Christmas, Happy Christmas.
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- Uh no need.
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We'll all have the Christmas turkey.
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- Turkey!
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They do turkey?
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- Of course they do.
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It's Christmas.
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We'll have seven turkeys please.
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And could you please bring the pavlova out
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as soon as we're done?
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- I live to serve.
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- Now that's good isn't it?
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A nice turkey lunch.
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I always love cooking my family
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a nice roast on Christmas Day.
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But of course this is
really nice too Alex.
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Thank you!
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Hey I know what we can do while we wait.
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We can pick our teams for the
games marathon this afternoon.
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Huh?
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We always play board games
on Christmas afternoon.
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It's quality family time.
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One year we played for so
long we didn't have lunch
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until dinnertime.
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- Yeah it was brilliant.
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Why wait 'til then when
we can do a quiz now.
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- Oh well Alex it's not
really quite the same.
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- Of course it is.
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It'll be great.
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Auntie Ethel you're up for a quick round
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of the 60 second quiz aren't you?
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- The doctor gave me some cream for it.
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Still itches when it rains.
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- There you go.
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Everyone's on board.
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What brings the family and
friends closer together
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than a nice Christmas quiz.
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(the group argues)
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(Mum bangs table)
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Maddie what are the scores?
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- Ah sorry I was doodling.
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I was really hoping I would
get a nice pet for Christmas.
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I'd love a pet.
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I'll call him Chester.
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- Compliments of the season.
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- What's this?
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- Your turkey sandwiches.
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- Turkey sandwiches?
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- Enjoy!
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- Uh it's a traditional turkey sandwich.
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It's very Christmasey.
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Come on Mum, Dad get into it.
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How about you Samantha?
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Ah!
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- No no nobody stop eating.
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It's alright I've got it.
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- Ah Alex!
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- Hey mind your antlers.
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(gasping)
- She's choking.
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Does anyone know the heimlich manoeuvre?
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- I'll give it a go.
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(coughing)
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- Oh Alex are you alright?
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Oh I hope that doesn't bruise.
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- Doesn't bruise?
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I nearly died.
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- I know but we've got the
family photo this afternoon.
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- Actually I have another surprise.
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I thought that we could
take the photo here?
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- Well Alex the family photo
is really important to me.
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Look I know you two are getting older
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and I know that there will be a time
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where you won't want to
stand posing for silly photos
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with your Mum and Dad
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but until then I really enjoy it.
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And I think it needs a
proper festive background.
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So if you don't mind I'd like to go home
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and do it in front of a tree.
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(bell rings)
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- Merry Christmas.
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- This is great.
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A real festive scene.
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Remember when we used
to sit on Santa's lap?
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- Oh yes.
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- In fact Sam, why don't
I sit in Santa's lap.
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Everybody say cheese!
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- [All] Cheese!
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(chair cracks)
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- Oh!
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- It's good.
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One for the album.
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- [Mum] Oh no my pavlova!
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- [Santa] My beard!
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- Oy can't go in there.
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- [Santa] Give me back my beard!
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- Can I please just have five minutes?
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- No get out you clown.
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(splash)
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- [Manager] My fish!
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- Don't worry I'll get it.
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(sparks sizzle)
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- [Nicola] Alex?
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- Uh hey Nicola!
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How's it going?
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- You are not coming
to my party like that.
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- Party?
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What party?
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Oh, I see.
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- Mum it's not what it looks like.
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- No um, that's no that's fine Alex.
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I'm just gonna wash my hands.
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- Mum wait.
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- Give me that.
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- It's a shame about the pavlova.
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- I know.
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I was there last year.
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They had the world's smallest accordion.
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If anything it was too small.
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(alarm clock beeps)
- What on earth is that?
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- That's my alarm.
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I set it an hour early.
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- Why?
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- Because it's Christmas!
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Get in the Christmas spirit.
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- Okay we are still going
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to Nicola's beach barbie though right?
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I mean that's all that
anyone will be talking about.
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- For once Simon I'm gonna use Olympia
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to fix something really important
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and give my Mum the best Christmas ever.
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Get up, get up, get up, get up!
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- I'm up.
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- How's that budgie of yours Auntie Ethel?
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- I know dear.
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There's never anywhere to park now.
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I just catch the bus.
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- Deaf as a post.
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- Where's Alex?
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Alex, come on!
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- It's prezzie time!
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Slow down there Bruno it's not a race.
271
00:11:58,662 --> 00:11:59,495
I love it.
272
00:11:59,495 --> 00:12:02,169
I can't wait to put the other things on.
273
00:12:02,169 --> 00:12:04,548
- Oh I knew you'd love it.
274
00:12:04,548 --> 00:12:07,447
Ah, well that's all the presents opened
275
00:12:07,447 --> 00:12:08,680
and it only took us
276
00:12:08,680 --> 00:12:10,131
- An hour.
277
00:12:10,131 --> 00:12:12,091
It took an hour.
278
00:12:12,091 --> 00:12:14,309
- You can't rush Christmas, can you not?
279
00:12:14,309 --> 00:12:15,280
- Oh not.
280
00:12:15,280 --> 00:12:18,269
Well I suppose I'd better
get started on lunch
281
00:12:18,269 --> 00:12:19,165
if I want it to be ready by
- Stop!
282
00:12:19,165 --> 00:12:20,103
No need.
283
00:12:20,103 --> 00:12:24,407
This year the men will take
care of Christmas lunch.
284
00:12:24,407 --> 00:12:25,240
Come on!
285
00:12:30,413 --> 00:12:32,093
(pan slams)
286
00:12:32,093 --> 00:12:36,341
- Are you sure there isn't a
bigger oven in here somewhere?
287
00:12:36,341 --> 00:12:40,038
- Maybe we should just do some sandwiches.
288
00:12:40,038 --> 00:12:42,166
- Sandwiches at Christmas?
289
00:12:42,166 --> 00:12:43,257
- Well your Mum was gonna do it.
290
00:12:43,257 --> 00:12:44,924
There must be a way.
291
00:12:46,229 --> 00:12:47,227
- No no no don't get Mum.
292
00:12:47,227 --> 00:12:48,060
It's alright.
293
00:12:48,060 --> 00:12:49,976
Remember that this is my present to her
294
00:12:49,976 --> 00:12:52,035
and I want her Christmas to be special.
295
00:12:52,035 --> 00:12:54,035
And that includes lunch.
296
00:12:55,498 --> 00:12:57,445
- Maybe we should just eat out.
297
00:12:57,445 --> 00:13:01,362
You know maybe there's
a barbecue or something.
298
00:13:02,505 --> 00:13:04,330
I don't know maybe near a beach
299
00:13:04,330 --> 00:13:06,765
or something.
- Brilliant!
300
00:13:06,765 --> 00:13:08,668
You're a genius!
301
00:13:08,668 --> 00:13:09,501
- Am I?
302
00:13:19,170 --> 00:13:20,551
- All is in hand Mum.
303
00:13:20,551 --> 00:13:22,391
We'll be eating Christmas
lunch before you know it.
304
00:13:22,391 --> 00:13:25,308
- You know that's not what I meant.
305
00:13:35,259 --> 00:13:38,364
- I know what we can do while we wait.
306
00:13:38,364 --> 00:13:40,964
We can start our games marathon.
307
00:13:40,964 --> 00:13:42,443
Let's play this one.
308
00:13:42,443 --> 00:13:44,251
Brainiac quiz and it's
still in it's wrapper.
309
00:13:44,251 --> 00:13:45,092
- Oh no no no no no.
310
00:13:45,092 --> 00:13:45,925
- Alex!
311
00:13:45,925 --> 00:13:48,183
- Quizzes just cause arguments.
312
00:13:48,183 --> 00:13:49,323
Trust me.
313
00:13:49,323 --> 00:13:53,490
We'd be much better off with
a nice game of street cricket.
314
00:13:55,032 --> 00:13:55,992
Huh?
315
00:13:55,992 --> 00:13:57,226
- Ah!
316
00:13:57,226 --> 00:14:00,024
- Think of us out in
the open Christmas air.
317
00:14:00,024 --> 00:14:01,607
Proper family time.
318
00:14:03,566 --> 00:14:04,899
What do you say?
319
00:14:06,403 --> 00:14:09,153
Christmas cricket go go go go go.
320
00:14:14,167 --> 00:14:15,326
It's working mate.
321
00:14:15,326 --> 00:14:17,134
Mum's having the best Christmas ever!
322
00:14:17,134 --> 00:14:18,134
- Mmm, what?
323
00:14:21,562 --> 00:14:23,286
- What's up with him?
324
00:14:23,286 --> 00:14:25,705
- He's just fed up because
we're missing Nicola's barbecue.
325
00:14:25,705 --> 00:14:27,116
- I'm surprised you're not.
326
00:14:27,116 --> 00:14:29,726
- Giving Mum the perfect
Christmas is a lot more important
327
00:14:29,726 --> 00:14:31,436
than impressing some hot girl.
328
00:14:31,436 --> 00:14:33,035
- Especially since you ruined it last time
329
00:14:33,035 --> 00:14:33,868
- Alright Mads.
330
00:14:33,868 --> 00:14:35,779
- impressing some hot girl.
331
00:14:35,779 --> 00:14:37,238
- Yes okay thank you.
332
00:14:37,238 --> 00:14:39,590
But the point is I've learned
from my mistakes yeah?
333
00:14:39,590 --> 00:14:41,339
Now we're gonna play cricket.
334
00:14:41,339 --> 00:14:42,561
Do you want to umpire?
335
00:14:42,561 --> 00:14:43,571
- Okay.
336
00:14:43,571 --> 00:14:46,039
- Apparently Mum used to play
when she was a little girl
337
00:14:46,039 --> 00:14:48,621
and she used to play
until her arms got tired.
338
00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:51,038
(door slams)
339
00:14:52,859 --> 00:14:55,429
If anything brings the family closer
340
00:14:55,429 --> 00:14:58,929
it'll be a nice game of Christmas cricket.
341
00:15:00,698 --> 00:15:01,698
- Just not cricket.
342
00:15:01,698 --> 00:15:04,597
- Miranda has always made it six and out.
343
00:15:04,597 --> 00:15:06,018
- It's not even your turn to bowl.
344
00:15:06,018 --> 00:15:07,848
- Why you never let me bat.
345
00:15:07,848 --> 00:15:09,240
- You're making up rules as you go along.
346
00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:11,480
- You'll all sit up with Auntie Ethel.
347
00:15:11,480 --> 00:15:13,749
And I can make up any rules that I want.
348
00:15:13,749 --> 00:15:17,332
- Maddie Maddie Maddie
what are the scores?
349
00:15:19,526 --> 00:15:20,775
- Chester right?
350
00:15:20,775 --> 00:15:21,608
- Chester.
351
00:15:25,653 --> 00:15:28,367
- Maybe we should just go back inside.
352
00:15:28,367 --> 00:15:31,257
- No no no we're having family time.
353
00:15:31,257 --> 00:15:32,572
No more arguing alright.
354
00:15:32,572 --> 00:15:33,405
We'll just start again.
355
00:15:33,405 --> 00:15:35,696
And I'll get the ball.
356
00:15:35,696 --> 00:15:37,446
- Check this out Sam.
357
00:15:38,518 --> 00:15:41,368
Back home I was chipper
for the England squad.
358
00:15:41,368 --> 00:15:43,147
Never missed a ball and.
359
00:15:43,147 --> 00:15:44,648
(thud)
360
00:15:44,648 --> 00:15:46,067
- Ow!
361
00:15:46,067 --> 00:15:48,016
- Aw come on chin face.
362
00:15:48,016 --> 00:15:50,656
That better not bruise.
363
00:15:50,656 --> 00:15:52,365
I don't want you to ruin Mum's photo.
364
00:15:52,365 --> 00:15:53,616
- You alright Sam?
365
00:15:53,616 --> 00:15:57,640
- Don't worry Mum I can't see a bruise.
366
00:15:57,640 --> 00:15:59,807
Alright you bowl I'll bat.
367
00:16:01,065 --> 00:16:04,504
- Alright, bowling was
always more my thing.
368
00:16:04,504 --> 00:16:06,171
- Oh just knick off!
369
00:16:08,196 --> 00:16:09,767
- Don't go it's family time.
370
00:16:09,767 --> 00:16:10,600
Sam!
371
00:16:13,247 --> 00:16:14,337
Mum.
372
00:16:14,337 --> 00:16:16,476
- No way Mrs. King.
373
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:17,393
Look at me.
374
00:16:23,286 --> 00:16:24,119
- Shot!
375
00:16:25,975 --> 00:16:27,194
(clang)
376
00:16:27,194 --> 00:16:29,356
(gas whistling)
377
00:16:29,356 --> 00:16:31,094
- How many points was that?
378
00:16:31,094 --> 00:16:32,503
- Not in the wild no.
379
00:16:32,503 --> 00:16:34,047
Saw one at the zoo once though.
380
00:16:34,047 --> 00:16:36,214
Great big hairy shoulders.
381
00:16:38,156 --> 00:16:39,007
- Got it right here.
382
00:16:39,007 --> 00:16:39,847
- Oh come on.
383
00:16:39,847 --> 00:16:41,356
Help me find the ball.
384
00:16:41,356 --> 00:16:43,106
Be back in a sec Mum.
385
00:16:49,920 --> 00:16:51,929
It's gotta be here somewhere.
386
00:16:51,929 --> 00:16:52,762
- Ouch!
387
00:16:53,924 --> 00:16:55,591
No it's just a rock.
388
00:16:56,794 --> 00:16:59,021
Don't take it out on me.
389
00:16:59,021 --> 00:17:00,474
You're the one who had to show off
390
00:17:00,474 --> 00:17:02,724
by whacking the stupid ball so hard.
391
00:17:02,724 --> 00:17:06,034
I knew I shouldn't have
given you such an easy bowl.
392
00:17:06,034 --> 00:17:07,932
Now when we find it again
393
00:17:07,932 --> 00:17:10,401
I'm going to power
blast you off the field.
394
00:17:10,401 --> 00:17:13,151
Like boom.
(Boom)
395
00:17:18,159 --> 00:17:20,622
Yeah like an exploding turkey.
396
00:17:20,622 --> 00:17:21,528
- How did that happen?
397
00:17:21,528 --> 00:17:23,089
- I don't know.
398
00:17:23,089 --> 00:17:24,249
That was cool though.
399
00:17:24,249 --> 00:17:26,297
Did that happen last time?
400
00:17:26,297 --> 00:17:27,708
- I think I would have mentioned it.
401
00:17:27,708 --> 00:17:28,729
Don't you?
402
00:17:28,729 --> 00:17:30,979
Great, no turkey for lunch.
403
00:17:32,039 --> 00:17:35,369
And that's like the most
important part of the day for her.
404
00:17:35,369 --> 00:17:37,583
- I'd say you gave it your best shot.
405
00:17:37,583 --> 00:17:40,000
No turkey means no Christmas.
406
00:17:40,835 --> 00:17:42,764
It's time to give up.
407
00:17:42,764 --> 00:17:44,477
And seeing as we're giving up.
408
00:17:44,477 --> 00:17:46,255
We might as well go down to the beach.
409
00:17:46,255 --> 00:17:47,088
- No way.
410
00:17:47,088 --> 00:17:48,146
Christmas isn't over yet.
411
00:17:48,146 --> 00:17:50,544
- Oh we're gonna wait for it
to come back then down are we?
412
00:17:50,544 --> 00:17:51,670
- Very funny.
413
00:17:51,670 --> 00:17:53,081
I'm not waiting for anything.
414
00:17:53,081 --> 00:17:55,664
There's still time to fix this.
415
00:17:57,572 --> 00:17:59,655
(squeak)
416
00:18:00,710 --> 00:18:03,377
- Why isn't it coming back down?
417
00:18:09,594 --> 00:18:10,845
- We're going in Alex.
418
00:18:10,845 --> 00:18:12,245
Auntie Ethel needs a glass of water.
419
00:18:12,245 --> 00:18:13,245
- That's fine Mum.
420
00:18:13,245 --> 00:18:14,783
Game's over anyway.
421
00:18:14,783 --> 00:18:15,794
You won, congratulations!
422
00:18:15,794 --> 00:18:16,872
- Did I?
423
00:18:16,872 --> 00:18:19,605
Oh I never used to like cricket.
424
00:18:19,605 --> 00:18:22,011
Your Aunt Ethel used to
make me play all the time
425
00:18:22,011 --> 00:18:23,194
when I was a girl.
426
00:18:23,194 --> 00:18:24,594
I used to pretend that my arms were tired
427
00:18:24,594 --> 00:18:26,427
just to get out of it.
428
00:18:28,264 --> 00:18:30,847
- Maddie you've got to help me.
429
00:18:31,725 --> 00:18:33,114
I've lost the turkey.
430
00:18:33,114 --> 00:18:33,947
- You have?
431
00:18:33,947 --> 00:18:34,780
How'd you do that?
432
00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:35,613
- It flew off.
433
00:18:35,613 --> 00:18:37,022
I need you to help me get another one
434
00:18:37,022 --> 00:18:38,464
or Mum's Christmas will be ruined.
435
00:18:38,464 --> 00:18:39,297
- I'm sure it wont'.
436
00:18:39,297 --> 00:18:40,616
She'll organise something her self.
437
00:18:40,616 --> 00:18:42,794
I think your Mum likes
to do that sort of thing.
438
00:18:42,794 --> 00:18:44,296
- You didn't see her
last time around Mads.
439
00:18:44,296 --> 00:18:45,704
She cried.
440
00:18:45,704 --> 00:18:47,885
All because I cared
about some stupid party
441
00:18:47,885 --> 00:18:49,354
more than her feelings.
442
00:18:49,354 --> 00:18:50,605
Out of everything that happened.
443
00:18:50,605 --> 00:18:51,894
That was the worst.
444
00:18:51,894 --> 00:18:53,954
- What what about when Parker put you
445
00:18:53,954 --> 00:18:55,181
in that locker upside down.
446
00:18:55,181 --> 00:18:56,014
- Yes.
447
00:18:56,014 --> 00:18:58,383
- Okay Alex I'll get you turkey.
448
00:18:58,383 --> 00:18:59,966
You can rely on me.
449
00:19:09,548 --> 00:19:10,867
- What's taking Maddie so long.
450
00:19:10,867 --> 00:19:12,516
- You know the beach
party will have finished
451
00:19:12,516 --> 00:19:14,016
by now, don't you?
452
00:19:15,266 --> 00:19:16,099
- Look.
453
00:19:17,195 --> 00:19:18,536
I'm hideous.
454
00:19:18,536 --> 00:19:22,703
- I think the purple brings
out the bluiness of your eyes.
455
00:19:24,552 --> 00:19:25,885
- They're brown.
456
00:19:27,292 --> 00:19:30,062
- Yeah I'm getting around.
457
00:19:30,062 --> 00:19:32,332
- Yes she's got one.
458
00:19:32,332 --> 00:19:33,262
She's bringing it now.
459
00:19:33,262 --> 00:19:36,036
- Okay Simon you get
the family and put them
460
00:19:36,036 --> 00:19:38,398
around the table and let
Maddie in when she gets here.
461
00:19:38,398 --> 00:19:39,687
I've gotta go get changed.
462
00:19:39,687 --> 00:19:40,520
- Changed?
463
00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:42,406
- Yeah I've got one more
Christmas surprise left for Mum.
464
00:19:42,406 --> 00:19:43,656
She'll love it.
465
00:19:53,133 --> 00:19:53,966
- Um.
466
00:19:55,227 --> 00:19:57,317
- Isn't he beautiful.
467
00:19:57,317 --> 00:19:59,328
Alex asked me to get him.
468
00:19:59,328 --> 00:20:01,347
Can we call him Chester.
469
00:20:01,347 --> 00:20:03,277
(party horn blows)
470
00:20:03,277 --> 00:20:05,860
(dishes break)
471
00:20:06,887 --> 00:20:09,637
- Aw that one flew away too Alex.
472
00:20:16,369 --> 00:20:18,286
(buzz)
473
00:20:22,703 --> 00:20:24,620
(buzz)
474
00:20:25,706 --> 00:20:27,789
(gobble)
475
00:20:29,923 --> 00:20:32,006
(squeal)
476
00:20:32,916 --> 00:20:34,232
- Where's Chester?
477
00:20:34,232 --> 00:20:36,213
- [Dad] Is the front door still open?
478
00:20:36,213 --> 00:20:37,046
- Ah for
479
00:20:39,889 --> 00:20:42,472
(girls giggle)
480
00:20:46,921 --> 00:20:48,754
- Hey, how's it going?
481
00:20:52,428 --> 00:20:53,261
Ho ho ho!
482
00:20:55,948 --> 00:20:57,769
Now that was embarrassing.
483
00:20:57,769 --> 00:21:00,169
At least they wouldn't
have known who I was.
484
00:21:00,169 --> 00:21:01,262
- Hey Alex.
485
00:21:01,262 --> 00:21:03,470
I like your shorts.
486
00:21:03,470 --> 00:21:05,211
(girls giggle)
487
00:21:05,211 --> 00:21:06,520
- It's a long story.
488
00:21:06,520 --> 00:21:07,353
- Oh, ew!
489
00:21:11,990 --> 00:21:14,490
(girls laugh)
490
00:21:20,011 --> 00:21:22,594
- Thanks for all the help guys.
491
00:21:26,319 --> 00:21:27,540
- Oh she's choking.
492
00:21:27,540 --> 00:21:29,751
Does anyone know the heimlich manoeuvre?
493
00:21:29,751 --> 00:21:30,584
(smack)
494
00:21:30,584 --> 00:21:33,334
(cough and spit)
495
00:21:38,521 --> 00:21:42,299
- I can't help but sense that
this is somehow my fault.
496
00:21:42,299 --> 00:21:43,331
- Why didn't we just go to the party?
497
00:21:43,331 --> 00:21:45,550
- Poor Auntie Ethel.
498
00:21:45,550 --> 00:21:46,467
What party?
499
00:21:49,774 --> 00:21:52,274
- Mum we were invited to a beach barbecue
500
00:21:52,274 --> 00:21:54,307
but we decided no to go because we thought
501
00:21:54,307 --> 00:21:56,568
that it would be best
to spend Christmas here.
502
00:21:56,568 --> 00:21:57,401
- Oh!
503
00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:02,067
- Why are you crying?
504
00:22:02,067 --> 00:22:03,734
- No I'm not crying.
505
00:22:04,956 --> 00:22:08,873
Oh, I just worry that
you two are getting older
506
00:22:09,987 --> 00:22:11,797
and there will be a time
where you won't want
507
00:22:11,797 --> 00:22:13,648
to spend Christmas with your Mum and Dad.
508
00:22:13,648 --> 00:22:16,147
You'd rather be off having
parties with your friends.
509
00:22:16,147 --> 00:22:19,967
I'm just so glad it hasn't happened yet.
510
00:22:19,967 --> 00:22:20,819
- But I've ruined everything.
511
00:22:20,819 --> 00:22:23,236
We don't even have any lunch.
512
00:22:24,337 --> 00:22:27,095
- Well we've still got my lovely pavlova.
513
00:22:27,095 --> 00:22:28,296
- Pavlova.
514
00:22:28,296 --> 00:22:31,176
- And I could always make some sandwiches.
515
00:22:31,176 --> 00:22:33,926
Some lovely Christmas sandwiches.
516
00:22:36,484 --> 00:22:37,964
What say we tidy up the tree
517
00:22:37,964 --> 00:22:39,424
and tidy up in here
518
00:22:39,424 --> 00:22:42,776
and then we'll get ready for
the family Christmas photo.
519
00:22:42,776 --> 00:22:47,576
You know how much I love
the family Christmas photo.
520
00:22:47,576 --> 00:22:48,464
Put it on a timer Simon.
521
00:22:48,464 --> 00:22:49,885
I want you in the photo as well.
522
00:22:49,885 --> 00:22:51,135
You too Maddie.
523
00:22:53,955 --> 00:22:55,635
- Everyone say pavlova.
524
00:22:55,635 --> 00:22:56,685
- It'll be shut by now.
525
00:22:56,685 --> 00:22:59,393
Anyway once you've seen one tiny accordion
526
00:22:59,393 --> 00:23:00,696
you've seen them all.
527
00:23:00,696 --> 00:23:02,029
- Three two one.
528
00:23:03,784 --> 00:23:05,284
- [Group] Pavlova!
529
00:23:08,181 --> 00:23:09,536
- [Maddie] Good.
530
00:23:09,536 --> 00:23:11,036
One for the album.
531
00:23:12,944 --> 00:23:15,555
(rock music)
532
00:23:15,555 --> 00:23:18,305
(water splashes)
533
00:23:23,965 --> 00:23:25,005
- Out in the open air.
534
00:23:25,005 --> 00:23:27,976
Out in the open Christmas air.
535
00:23:27,976 --> 00:23:29,143
On the street.
536
00:23:32,730 --> 00:23:35,147
(they laugh)
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