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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,668 --> 00:00:03,835 (alarm clock ringing) 2 00:00:13,018 --> 00:00:15,547 ♫ I'm amazed at the things that you say 3 00:00:15,547 --> 00:00:18,492 ♫ I hear it all before, just another day 4 00:00:18,492 --> 00:00:21,309 ♫ January, February, all the same 5 00:00:21,309 --> 00:00:24,184 ♫ March, April, May's coming back, again 6 00:00:24,184 --> 00:00:26,814 ♫ No way 7 00:00:26,814 --> 00:00:30,029 ♫ 'Cause it's the worst year of my life, again 8 00:00:30,029 --> 00:00:32,969 ♫ It's looped around and pulled me back in 9 00:00:32,969 --> 00:00:35,541 ♫ Now, yesterday has come, again 10 00:00:35,541 --> 00:00:37,236 ♫ Oh no 11 00:00:37,236 --> 00:00:38,949 ♫ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 12 00:00:38,949 --> 00:00:43,116 ♫ The worst year of my life, again 13 00:00:46,613 --> 00:00:49,780 (alarm clock ringing) 14 00:00:53,578 --> 00:00:56,245 (muffled music) 15 00:01:06,235 --> 00:01:07,205 - Look, look. 16 00:01:07,205 --> 00:01:08,874 The competition I entered. 17 00:01:08,874 --> 00:01:11,163 First prize is a luxury makeover session. 18 00:01:11,163 --> 00:01:12,318 How perfect is that? 19 00:01:12,318 --> 00:01:14,651 I love makeovers and luxury. 20 00:01:15,732 --> 00:01:17,908 "Dear Ms. King, We are delighted to inform you 21 00:01:17,908 --> 00:01:20,575 that you have won second prize." 22 00:01:22,196 --> 00:01:24,994 Two tickets for tonight's BOYZ AZ 1 gig. 23 00:01:24,994 --> 00:01:26,599 BOYZ AZ 1, you're kidding. 24 00:01:26,599 --> 00:01:28,182 Ugh, what am I, 12? 25 00:01:29,124 --> 00:01:30,819 These are rubbish. 26 00:01:30,819 --> 00:01:32,298 Hey slug, you finished with that? 27 00:01:32,298 --> 00:01:34,881 (Alex choking) 28 00:01:41,919 --> 00:01:44,499 - I've already got that one. 29 00:01:44,499 --> 00:01:48,166 (acoustic guitar strumming) 30 00:02:05,561 --> 00:02:06,394 - How ya' doing? 31 00:02:06,394 --> 00:02:07,227 - Doing good, how are you? 32 00:02:07,227 --> 00:02:08,644 - Yeah, I'm good. 33 00:02:10,180 --> 00:02:12,071 - Name's Birch. 34 00:02:12,071 --> 00:02:13,071 Simon Birch. 35 00:02:14,938 --> 00:02:16,813 - Is that new? 36 00:02:16,813 --> 00:02:18,396 - Really wish you wouldn't do that. 37 00:02:18,396 --> 00:02:19,779 - What's wrong with your old phone? 38 00:02:19,779 --> 00:02:21,483 - It was like a whole six months old. 39 00:02:21,483 --> 00:02:22,539 Antique. 40 00:02:22,539 --> 00:02:23,828 You have to be the biggest loser on earth 41 00:02:23,828 --> 00:02:25,754 to still be going around with one of them. 42 00:02:25,754 --> 00:02:26,587 - Hey, Maddy. 43 00:02:26,587 --> 00:02:28,549 Check out the phone Si gave me. 44 00:02:28,549 --> 00:02:30,083 Don't know about the ringtone, though. 45 00:02:30,083 --> 00:02:32,246 Every time it goes off, it sounds like a truck's reversing. 46 00:02:32,246 --> 00:02:34,423 (phone beeping loudly) 47 00:02:34,423 --> 00:02:36,275 - Sounds more like a fire alarm to me. 48 00:02:36,275 --> 00:02:37,861 - Ah, don't be stupid. 49 00:02:37,861 --> 00:02:39,587 - Fire, fire, fire! 50 00:02:39,587 --> 00:02:40,769 Everybody out of the building! 51 00:02:40,769 --> 00:02:41,602 Don't panic! 52 00:02:41,602 --> 00:02:43,685 Single file, don't panic! 53 00:02:46,710 --> 00:02:48,770 As you were, as you were. 54 00:02:48,770 --> 00:02:52,437 (electric guitar strumming) 55 00:02:55,525 --> 00:02:57,810 - What are you so happy about? 56 00:02:57,810 --> 00:03:00,818 - Okay, I wasn't going to say anything, but 57 00:03:00,818 --> 00:03:02,752 I just had the moment. 58 00:03:02,752 --> 00:03:05,006 The moment, Simon, with you know who. 59 00:03:05,006 --> 00:03:07,694 (janitor blowing nose) 60 00:03:07,694 --> 00:03:09,427 - Bit our of your league, isn't he? 61 00:03:09,427 --> 00:03:11,297 - Behind him. 62 00:03:11,297 --> 00:03:13,964 (magical music) 63 00:03:15,516 --> 00:03:16,349 - Not, again. 64 00:03:16,349 --> 00:03:17,912 You'd have a better shot with the caretaker. 65 00:03:17,912 --> 00:03:18,889 - You didn't see it, Simon. 66 00:03:18,889 --> 00:03:20,416 Full eye contact. 67 00:03:20,416 --> 00:03:21,722 Big smile. 68 00:03:21,722 --> 00:03:23,810 She even played with her hair. 69 00:03:23,810 --> 00:03:24,665 You know what it means when a girl 70 00:03:24,665 --> 00:03:26,406 plays with her hair, don't you? 71 00:03:26,406 --> 00:03:27,239 - She's got nits? 72 00:03:27,239 --> 00:03:28,322 - No, no, no. 73 00:03:29,367 --> 00:03:31,233 It means that she was flirting. 74 00:03:31,233 --> 00:03:32,066 - Flirting, oh please. 75 00:03:32,066 --> 00:03:33,438 No, you really have to stop with this whole 76 00:03:33,438 --> 00:03:34,752 Nicola Grey thing. 77 00:03:34,752 --> 00:03:36,289 It is never gonna happen. 78 00:03:36,289 --> 00:03:39,085 First off, she only dates mature, sporty types. 79 00:03:39,085 --> 00:03:39,934 - I'm mature. 80 00:03:39,934 --> 00:03:41,217 - You still have a piggy bank. 81 00:03:41,217 --> 00:03:43,280 - Well, I'm definitely sporty. 82 00:03:43,280 --> 00:03:44,504 I'm captain of a soccer team. 83 00:03:44,504 --> 00:03:45,860 - I think we all know who the real star 84 00:03:45,860 --> 00:03:47,334 of that squad is, now, don't we? 85 00:03:47,334 --> 00:03:48,167 - You? 86 00:03:48,167 --> 00:03:51,042 Have you ever even done 40 kick ups in a row? 87 00:03:51,042 --> 00:03:51,875 I have. 88 00:03:51,875 --> 00:03:53,961 - Oh, that's only 'cause a wasp flew up your shorts. 89 00:03:53,961 --> 00:03:56,140 And besides, it was nowhere near 40. 90 00:03:56,140 --> 00:03:56,973 Four, maybe. 91 00:03:56,973 --> 00:03:57,973 - It was 40. 92 00:04:00,657 --> 00:04:02,826 - Thanks for the ball, mate. 93 00:04:02,826 --> 00:04:04,260 - Nice one, Alex. 94 00:04:04,260 --> 00:04:05,093 Look, mate. 95 00:04:05,093 --> 00:04:06,436 I'm tryin' help you here. 96 00:04:06,436 --> 00:04:09,364 You and Nicola have got nothing in common. 97 00:04:09,364 --> 00:04:10,697 - We have, we... 98 00:04:13,054 --> 00:04:14,211 Maddy, tell him. 99 00:04:14,211 --> 00:04:15,172 - What? 100 00:04:15,172 --> 00:04:17,129 - Tell him what we've got in common. 101 00:04:17,129 --> 00:04:19,131 - [Nicola] Isn't he just gorgeous? 102 00:04:19,131 --> 00:04:21,827 (girls sighing) 103 00:04:21,827 --> 00:04:23,046 - BOYZ AZ 1. 104 00:04:23,046 --> 00:04:24,507 - 'Scuse me? 105 00:04:24,507 --> 00:04:26,741 That was a bit weird, don't you think? 106 00:04:26,741 --> 00:04:29,187 - [Nicola] Yeah, dad couldn't get us tickets. 107 00:04:29,187 --> 00:04:31,003 - BOYZ AZ 1, cool. 108 00:04:31,003 --> 00:04:32,647 - You like BOYZ AZ 1? 109 00:04:32,647 --> 00:04:33,480 - Oh, yeah. 110 00:04:33,480 --> 00:04:34,514 I've got all their albums. 111 00:04:34,514 --> 00:04:35,994 - They've only got one album, idiot. 112 00:04:35,994 --> 00:04:37,212 - Yeah, I know. 113 00:04:37,212 --> 00:04:38,402 Listen to it heaps. 114 00:04:38,402 --> 00:04:39,894 - So, who's your favourite member then? 115 00:04:39,894 --> 00:04:41,894 - Uh, it's the tall one. 116 00:04:44,163 --> 00:04:46,157 - What's your favourite song? 117 00:04:46,157 --> 00:04:49,035 - Well, it's the one that goes, 118 00:04:49,035 --> 00:04:52,609 "Da, da, da, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh." 119 00:04:52,609 --> 00:04:56,692 (Alex scatting and air drumming) 120 00:04:59,951 --> 00:05:00,784 Um, wait. 121 00:05:01,877 --> 00:05:04,743 Um, got a couple of tickets for tonight's gig, actually. 122 00:05:04,743 --> 00:05:06,489 - But, it's been sold out for months. 123 00:05:06,489 --> 00:05:07,322 - What? 124 00:05:07,322 --> 00:05:09,157 You mean you haven't got tickets? 125 00:05:09,157 --> 00:05:10,584 Too bad. 126 00:05:10,584 --> 00:05:13,408 I was gonna take someone else, 127 00:05:13,408 --> 00:05:15,934 but you're, obviously, such a big fan. 128 00:05:15,934 --> 00:05:17,350 I guess you could come. 129 00:05:17,350 --> 00:05:19,025 If you wanted. 130 00:05:19,025 --> 00:05:21,692 (magical music) 131 00:05:27,365 --> 00:05:28,923 I've done it. 132 00:05:28,923 --> 00:05:31,210 Finally, I've got a date. 133 00:05:31,210 --> 00:05:32,043 - Seriously? 134 00:05:32,043 --> 00:05:33,642 You just asked her out? 135 00:05:33,642 --> 00:05:36,872 Without something completely humiliating happening to you? 136 00:05:36,872 --> 00:05:38,955 - Si, you make it sound like something humiliating happens 137 00:05:38,955 --> 00:05:41,550 to me every five minutes. 138 00:05:41,550 --> 00:05:45,873 (fire alarm ringing) - Goal! 139 00:05:45,873 --> 00:05:48,226 - Uh, it does sound a little bit like my phone. 140 00:05:48,226 --> 00:05:50,059 - Right, King. 141 00:05:50,059 --> 00:05:51,525 Damaging school property. 142 00:05:51,525 --> 00:05:52,358 First warning. 143 00:05:52,358 --> 00:05:54,265 - But, it wasn't me! - Answering back! 144 00:05:54,265 --> 00:05:55,682 - Second warning. 145 00:05:57,889 --> 00:06:01,639 - That was four and a half minutes, actually. 146 00:06:02,530 --> 00:06:03,363 - Okay, everyone. 147 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:04,847 We're doing bangers and mash, today. 148 00:06:04,847 --> 00:06:06,347 Everyone favourite. 149 00:06:08,123 --> 00:06:09,443 - Told you to get here early. 150 00:06:09,443 --> 00:06:12,932 You know the plain ones always go quick. 151 00:06:12,932 --> 00:06:14,011 - Do you have to wear that stupid thing 152 00:06:14,011 --> 00:06:15,943 every time we have food tech? 153 00:06:15,943 --> 00:06:17,364 - It's for my food allergies. 154 00:06:17,364 --> 00:06:18,963 - You don't have any food allergies. 155 00:06:18,963 --> 00:06:21,433 - I know because I always wear my mask. 156 00:06:21,433 --> 00:06:23,729 - Ah, Craig from BOYZ AZ 1. 157 00:06:23,729 --> 00:06:25,668 Look at him doing yoga. 158 00:06:25,668 --> 00:06:27,338 Doesn't he look amazing? 159 00:06:27,338 --> 00:06:28,955 (girls sighing) 160 00:06:28,955 --> 00:06:30,090 - Seriously, hope for your sake you, 161 00:06:30,090 --> 00:06:31,715 actually, have those tickets. 162 00:06:31,715 --> 00:06:34,857 Nicola gets a nasty temper when things don't go her way. 163 00:06:34,857 --> 00:06:37,127 - I heard she once stuck a sausage up a boy's nose. 164 00:06:37,127 --> 00:06:39,102 And they never found it, again. 165 00:06:39,102 --> 00:06:40,828 I don't mean a tiny party sausage. 166 00:06:40,828 --> 00:06:43,075 I'm talking about a big, thick, gourmet, organic, 167 00:06:43,075 --> 00:06:45,378 honey and rosemary whopper. 168 00:06:45,378 --> 00:06:47,669 - I have the tickets, okay? 169 00:06:47,669 --> 00:06:49,903 Or, at least, I know exactly where they are. 170 00:06:49,903 --> 00:06:51,636 They're in the bin, at home. 171 00:06:51,636 --> 00:06:52,816 - Isn't it bin day? 172 00:06:52,816 --> 00:06:54,433 - They don't come till five. 173 00:06:54,433 --> 00:06:57,620 All I have to do is go home and grab them after school. 174 00:06:57,620 --> 00:06:58,907 Easy. 175 00:06:58,907 --> 00:07:00,074 - Mrs. Baxter. 176 00:07:02,062 --> 00:07:03,702 Third warning, King. 177 00:07:03,702 --> 00:07:04,683 Detention. 178 00:07:04,683 --> 00:07:06,516 Straight after school. 179 00:07:08,197 --> 00:07:11,364 (school bell ringing) 180 00:07:37,767 --> 00:07:41,810 Alright, well I hope you've learned your... 181 00:07:41,810 --> 00:07:42,866 King! 182 00:07:42,866 --> 00:07:45,449 (upbeat music) 183 00:08:02,028 --> 00:08:02,861 - No! 184 00:08:08,062 --> 00:08:08,895 Shortcut. 185 00:08:41,773 --> 00:08:43,356 Ugh, I need a bath. 186 00:08:46,439 --> 00:08:47,439 Or a shower. 187 00:09:19,075 --> 00:09:21,742 (truck beeping) 188 00:09:22,617 --> 00:09:23,450 Hello? 189 00:09:28,829 --> 00:09:29,662 No! 190 00:09:53,098 --> 00:09:54,181 - $200 bucks. 191 00:09:58,315 --> 00:10:01,656 - Guessing you don't accept sandwiches? 192 00:10:01,656 --> 00:10:02,489 - Alex? 193 00:10:04,032 --> 00:10:06,115 What have you been doing? 194 00:10:07,027 --> 00:10:08,821 Oh, you stink. 195 00:10:08,821 --> 00:10:10,836 You're not going in there like that. 196 00:10:10,836 --> 00:10:15,346 Now, give me the tickets and go clean yourself up. 197 00:10:15,346 --> 00:10:18,263 You do have the tickets, don't you? 198 00:10:20,419 --> 00:10:24,586 - [Maddy] I heard she once stuck a sausage up a boy's nose. 199 00:10:29,802 --> 00:10:32,969 (alarm clock beeping) 200 00:10:36,046 --> 00:10:38,713 (muffled music) 201 00:10:54,069 --> 00:10:55,135 - Look, look. 202 00:10:55,135 --> 00:10:56,535 The competition I entered. 203 00:10:56,535 --> 00:10:58,916 First prize is a luxury makeover session, Alex. 204 00:10:58,916 --> 00:11:00,729 How perfect is that? 205 00:11:00,729 --> 00:11:01,562 I love makeovers. 206 00:11:01,562 --> 00:11:02,640 - And luxury. 207 00:11:02,640 --> 00:11:04,216 - Exactly. 208 00:11:04,216 --> 00:11:06,490 "Dear Ms. King, We are delighted to inform you 209 00:11:06,490 --> 00:11:09,157 that you have won second prize." 210 00:11:10,819 --> 00:11:13,213 Two tickets for tonight's BOYZ AZ 1 gig? 211 00:11:13,213 --> 00:11:14,454 - What are you, 12? 212 00:11:14,454 --> 00:11:16,380 - Yeah, exactly. 213 00:11:16,380 --> 00:11:18,297 These are just rubbish. 214 00:11:29,354 --> 00:11:32,192 Actually, just realised what I could get for these online. 215 00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:35,321 - You mean, you never threw them out last time? 216 00:11:35,321 --> 00:11:37,785 The dump, the sausage. 217 00:11:37,785 --> 00:11:40,285 - Why are you always so weird? 218 00:11:41,125 --> 00:11:41,958 - Wait. 219 00:11:43,207 --> 00:11:44,463 I'll buy 'em off you. 220 00:11:44,463 --> 00:11:45,958 - Okay, $250, please. 221 00:11:45,958 --> 00:11:47,021 - $250? 222 00:11:47,021 --> 00:11:49,324 But, the scalper was selling them for $200. 223 00:11:49,324 --> 00:11:51,324 - Then get them off him. 224 00:11:52,939 --> 00:11:53,903 - Birch. 225 00:11:53,903 --> 00:11:55,653 Simon Birch. - I need your help. 226 00:11:55,653 --> 00:11:56,883 - You so do. 227 00:11:56,883 --> 00:11:58,299 I think I have some gel in here somewhere. 228 00:11:58,299 --> 00:11:59,132 - No, Simon. 229 00:11:59,132 --> 00:12:01,304 I need your help. 230 00:12:01,304 --> 00:12:02,137 - Be about Nicola. 231 00:12:02,137 --> 00:12:05,278 You watch, it'll be about Nicola. 232 00:12:05,278 --> 00:12:06,135 Oh, give it a rest, mate. 233 00:12:06,135 --> 00:12:08,025 It's never gonna happen. 234 00:12:08,025 --> 00:12:10,311 - Shows what you know because it did happen. 235 00:12:10,311 --> 00:12:12,268 This time last year, we went on a date. 236 00:12:12,268 --> 00:12:13,241 - What happened? 237 00:12:13,241 --> 00:12:14,647 You totally mess it up? 238 00:12:14,647 --> 00:12:16,230 - No, actually, no. 239 00:12:17,421 --> 00:12:19,224 - You did, didn't you, Alex? 240 00:12:19,224 --> 00:12:20,736 - Yes. 241 00:12:20,736 --> 00:12:22,483 But, this time it's gonna be different. 242 00:12:22,483 --> 00:12:25,802 It's gonna be the best date ever. 243 00:12:25,802 --> 00:12:27,196 So, please just help me and go along 244 00:12:27,196 --> 00:12:29,529 with everything I say, okay? 245 00:12:31,248 --> 00:12:32,913 I can't believe neither of you can come along 246 00:12:32,913 --> 00:12:35,422 to the BOYZ AZ 1 gig with me tonight. 247 00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:36,585 What am I going to do? 248 00:12:36,585 --> 00:12:39,317 - What are you talking about? - What's BOYZ AZ 1? 249 00:12:39,317 --> 00:12:41,102 - You like BOYZ AZ 1? 250 00:12:41,102 --> 00:12:43,102 - Only my favourite band. 251 00:12:45,808 --> 00:12:48,050 Have a couple of tickets to tonight's gig, actually. 252 00:12:48,050 --> 00:12:50,832 Only, nobody to take now. 253 00:12:50,832 --> 00:12:54,439 Hey, don't suppose you're a fan are you? 254 00:12:54,439 --> 00:12:56,007 - Actually, I'm their biggest-- 255 00:12:56,007 --> 00:12:58,707 - Cool, I'll see you there. 256 00:12:58,707 --> 00:12:59,540 - Okay. 257 00:13:01,228 --> 00:13:02,061 Sure. 258 00:13:04,987 --> 00:13:06,442 - This isn't good, Alex. 259 00:13:06,442 --> 00:13:08,559 You shouldn't use your looping for romantic gain. 260 00:13:08,559 --> 00:13:09,392 - I agree. 261 00:13:09,392 --> 00:13:12,599 Now, monetary gain, on the other hand. 262 00:13:12,599 --> 00:13:15,183 - Thanks for the ball, mate. 263 00:13:15,183 --> 00:13:16,935 - I just mean, when it comes to romance, 264 00:13:16,935 --> 00:13:18,710 the universe has a way of making sure everything 265 00:13:18,710 --> 00:13:20,977 always works out the way it's meant to. 266 00:13:20,977 --> 00:13:24,060 There's some things you can't change. 267 00:13:24,936 --> 00:13:26,467 - Can't I? 268 00:13:26,467 --> 00:13:30,392 (school bell ringing) 269 00:13:30,392 --> 00:13:32,970 - You got to the apron cupboard quick. 270 00:13:32,970 --> 00:13:36,200 So, what are you gonna do when Nicola starts questioning 271 00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:37,897 you about BOYZ AZ 1? 272 00:13:37,897 --> 00:13:39,408 Fame, death, trust me. 273 00:13:39,408 --> 00:13:40,770 Doesn't work. 274 00:13:40,770 --> 00:13:42,108 Eventually someone always calls an ambulance 275 00:13:42,108 --> 00:13:45,067 and then things just get awkward. 276 00:13:45,067 --> 00:13:46,695 - Give me some credit, Si. 277 00:13:46,695 --> 00:13:48,821 For the last month, I've been researching on the net 278 00:13:48,821 --> 00:13:51,080 everything there is to know about her favourite. 279 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:51,913 Craig. 280 00:13:51,913 --> 00:13:54,347 He's a Libra, he's allergic to eel, 281 00:13:54,347 --> 00:13:56,547 and his favourite shape is the triangle. 282 00:13:56,547 --> 00:13:58,710 Trust me, I'm sweet. 283 00:13:58,710 --> 00:14:00,890 - How'd you know he's her favourite? 284 00:14:00,890 --> 00:14:02,758 - Craig from BOYZ AZ 1. 285 00:14:02,758 --> 00:14:04,489 Look at him doing yoga. 286 00:14:04,489 --> 00:14:06,457 Doesn't he look amazing? 287 00:14:06,457 --> 00:14:07,580 (girls sighing) 288 00:14:07,580 --> 00:14:09,003 But, he's nothing compared to Danny. 289 00:14:09,003 --> 00:14:10,379 He's totally my favourite. 290 00:14:10,379 --> 00:14:12,039 (girls giggling) 291 00:14:12,039 --> 00:14:13,324 - Danny? 292 00:14:13,324 --> 00:14:15,323 I don't know anything about Danny. 293 00:14:15,323 --> 00:14:17,396 She's going to find out that I'm faking it. 294 00:14:17,396 --> 00:14:18,229 What's his favourite shape? 295 00:14:18,229 --> 00:14:19,316 What's his favourite shape, Simon? 296 00:14:19,316 --> 00:14:21,042 Who even has a favourite shape? 297 00:14:21,042 --> 00:14:22,994 - I like tetrahedrons. 298 00:14:22,994 --> 00:14:24,022 - You've got to help me. 299 00:14:24,022 --> 00:14:25,208 What's his shoe size? 300 00:14:25,208 --> 00:14:26,361 How many freckles does he have? 301 00:14:26,361 --> 00:14:27,362 Does he own a tortoise? 302 00:14:27,362 --> 00:14:28,436 - Calm down. 303 00:14:28,436 --> 00:14:29,269 How am I supposed to know? 304 00:14:29,269 --> 00:14:31,179 I've never even heard of this stupid band before now. 305 00:14:31,179 --> 00:14:32,012 They're a girls band. 306 00:14:32,012 --> 00:14:36,081 And in case you haven't realised, we don't know any girls. 307 00:14:36,081 --> 00:14:37,912 - I mean, proper girls. 308 00:14:37,912 --> 00:14:39,090 - Maddy, what do I do? 309 00:14:39,090 --> 00:14:40,238 What do I do? 310 00:14:40,238 --> 00:14:42,383 - You could try telling her the truth. 311 00:14:42,383 --> 00:14:43,216 - What? 312 00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:44,305 - Just be honest. 313 00:14:44,305 --> 00:14:46,207 Don't pretend to be someone you're not. 314 00:14:46,207 --> 00:14:48,049 And if she doesn't like you for yourself, 315 00:14:48,049 --> 00:14:50,429 then, maybe, she doesn't deserve you anyway. 316 00:14:50,429 --> 00:14:53,898 And you could start, looking for someone else. 317 00:14:53,898 --> 00:14:55,731 Someone who likes you. 318 00:14:56,972 --> 00:14:58,330 - Simon, what do I do? 319 00:14:58,330 --> 00:14:59,403 - Now relax, man. 320 00:14:59,403 --> 00:15:01,290 All you need to do is research and memorise 321 00:15:01,290 --> 00:15:03,830 the complete biographical history in the few hours 322 00:15:03,830 --> 00:15:04,970 you've got before the gig. 323 00:15:04,970 --> 00:15:06,720 It's a piece of cake. 324 00:15:09,597 --> 00:15:10,480 - You've got to help me. 325 00:15:10,480 --> 00:15:12,006 We've got to come up with a plan. 326 00:15:12,006 --> 00:15:12,839 - Why are you asking her? 327 00:15:12,839 --> 00:15:15,037 It'll just be something stupid. 328 00:15:15,037 --> 00:15:18,762 - I supposed there is something we could do. 329 00:15:18,762 --> 00:15:20,164 Are you there, Alex? 330 00:15:20,164 --> 00:15:24,077 - Alright, last time around was the worst date in history. 331 00:15:24,077 --> 00:15:28,699 This year has to be nothing short of the best. 332 00:15:28,699 --> 00:15:30,277 Two tickets, please. 333 00:15:30,277 --> 00:15:31,380 - $200 bucks. 334 00:15:31,380 --> 00:15:32,213 - Certainly. 335 00:15:32,213 --> 00:15:34,349 Let me pay you with some money. 336 00:15:34,349 --> 00:15:36,100 - Well, what else would you pay me with? 337 00:15:36,100 --> 00:15:37,192 - Not a half-eaten, mouldy sandwich 338 00:15:37,192 --> 00:15:38,839 if that's what you're thinking. 339 00:15:38,839 --> 00:15:40,089 - You for real? 340 00:15:41,749 --> 00:15:43,595 - Well, if you can maintain this level of banter 341 00:15:43,595 --> 00:15:46,264 with Nicola, everything is gonna go just fine. 342 00:15:46,264 --> 00:15:47,193 - I've counted them. 343 00:15:47,193 --> 00:15:49,276 And you can keep the pig. 344 00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:58,200 Hi. 345 00:15:58,200 --> 00:15:59,033 Sup? 346 00:16:00,382 --> 00:16:01,632 How's it going? 347 00:16:03,626 --> 00:16:04,604 What's up? 348 00:16:04,604 --> 00:16:05,854 How's it going? 349 00:16:07,458 --> 00:16:08,291 Hey. - Hey. 350 00:16:11,518 --> 00:16:13,285 - I'm so excited. 351 00:16:13,285 --> 00:16:15,983 I still can't believe that you're a fan. 352 00:16:15,983 --> 00:16:17,507 Who's your favourite? 353 00:16:17,507 --> 00:16:18,784 - Uh, Danny. 354 00:16:18,784 --> 00:16:20,352 Without a doubt. 355 00:16:20,352 --> 00:16:21,352 - Mine, too. 356 00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:24,080 Whoa. 357 00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:26,330 What do you like about him? 358 00:16:27,372 --> 00:16:28,205 - Don't worry, Alex. 359 00:16:28,205 --> 00:16:29,372 We're onto it. 360 00:16:30,510 --> 00:16:32,539 He's got long hair. 361 00:16:32,539 --> 00:16:33,787 - The long hair. 362 00:16:33,787 --> 00:16:34,715 You know, it's really cool. 363 00:16:34,715 --> 00:16:36,215 It's, like, retro. 364 00:16:37,526 --> 00:16:40,199 - [Simon] And he want's to open a donkey sanctuary. 365 00:16:40,199 --> 00:16:43,496 - Plus, I'm a massive animal lover so I'm really on board 366 00:16:43,496 --> 00:16:47,214 with the whole donkey sanctuary thing. 367 00:16:47,214 --> 00:16:49,486 - Look you can't just sit here and not buy anything. 368 00:16:49,486 --> 00:16:51,227 - And it's awesome how he just sits there 369 00:16:51,227 --> 00:16:53,310 and doesn't buy anything. 370 00:16:55,961 --> 00:16:59,578 - Um, so anyway, what's your favourite song? 371 00:16:59,578 --> 00:17:02,532 - Uh, "Gotta Be Funky Beat Down." 372 00:17:02,532 --> 00:17:04,484 - Love the bonus track. 373 00:17:04,484 --> 00:17:06,075 - The bonus track? 374 00:17:06,075 --> 00:17:09,165 - [Nicola] Yes, you downloaded it, right? 375 00:17:09,165 --> 00:17:10,787 - Yeah, yeah. 376 00:17:10,787 --> 00:17:12,847 The bonus track. 377 00:17:12,847 --> 00:17:13,680 How does it go, again? 378 00:17:13,680 --> 00:17:16,847 It's like, (singing). 379 00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:21,317 - Yeah, baby we gonna have a party. 380 00:17:22,224 --> 00:17:24,557 We're gonna bust some moves. 381 00:17:25,849 --> 00:17:28,836 We're gonna get in the groove. 382 00:17:28,836 --> 00:17:31,477 - Gonna get down tonight. 383 00:17:31,477 --> 00:17:33,138 - Oh, girl. 384 00:17:33,138 --> 00:17:36,762 I'll show you what you mean to me, yeah girl. 385 00:17:36,762 --> 00:17:38,679 Pretty soon you'll see. 386 00:17:39,525 --> 00:17:40,858 - Have some fun. 387 00:17:42,321 --> 00:17:45,238 (record scratches) 388 00:17:49,029 --> 00:17:52,378 Ugh, actually, I really just tend to listen 389 00:17:52,378 --> 00:17:54,617 to the instrumental version. 390 00:17:54,617 --> 00:17:57,450 - I love the instrumental version. 391 00:17:58,963 --> 00:18:01,119 You really do know your stuff, Alex. 392 00:18:01,119 --> 00:18:02,452 I'm glad I came. 393 00:18:03,411 --> 00:18:04,244 Ah, look. 394 00:18:04,244 --> 00:18:06,403 There's Craig and Danny's yoga instructor. 395 00:18:06,403 --> 00:18:08,320 I've gotta get a photo. 396 00:18:09,696 --> 00:18:11,446 - Uh, what are those? 397 00:18:13,563 --> 00:18:15,233 - Oh, last years tickets. 398 00:18:15,233 --> 00:18:17,905 I always keep everything BOYZ AZ 1 related. 399 00:18:17,905 --> 00:18:19,534 Don't you? 400 00:18:19,534 --> 00:18:20,367 Obviously. 401 00:18:27,875 --> 00:18:30,215 - I've got the wrong tickets. 402 00:18:30,215 --> 00:18:31,048 - Abort the mission. 403 00:18:31,048 --> 00:18:33,148 I repeat, abort the mission. 404 00:18:33,148 --> 00:18:34,231 - Uh, Nicola. 405 00:18:35,561 --> 00:18:37,282 About the tickets. 406 00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:39,458 - What about them? 407 00:18:39,458 --> 00:18:41,041 Have you lost them? 408 00:18:42,005 --> 00:18:43,659 Is this all a big joke? 409 00:18:43,659 --> 00:18:45,327 I have to see BOYZ AZ 1. 410 00:18:45,327 --> 00:18:48,054 - No, no, I've got them. 411 00:18:48,054 --> 00:18:50,971 It's, um, we're in the wrong queue. 412 00:18:51,986 --> 00:18:55,703 Yep, I have special VIP ones, you know? 413 00:18:55,703 --> 00:18:58,079 Backstage, the works. 414 00:18:58,079 --> 00:19:00,460 - Backstage passes? 415 00:19:00,460 --> 00:19:02,050 Why didn't you say so? 416 00:19:02,050 --> 00:19:02,883 Let's go. 417 00:19:05,009 --> 00:19:06,419 - Help me. 418 00:19:06,419 --> 00:19:07,548 - Don't worry, mate. 419 00:19:07,548 --> 00:19:10,012 We'll pull up blueprints to the entire building. 420 00:19:10,012 --> 00:19:11,182 We'll get you backstage. 421 00:19:11,182 --> 00:19:13,231 You'll have the best day ever. 422 00:19:13,231 --> 00:19:14,650 Yeah, he's dead. 423 00:19:14,650 --> 00:19:17,067 - [Alex] Still connected, Si. 424 00:19:26,451 --> 00:19:28,201 - Where are we going? 425 00:19:29,187 --> 00:19:30,020 - I don't understand. 426 00:19:30,020 --> 00:19:32,295 This always works in the spy films. 427 00:19:32,295 --> 00:19:33,941 - [Alex] Where are we going? 428 00:19:33,941 --> 00:19:35,229 - We're coming, Alex. 429 00:19:35,229 --> 00:19:36,062 - Why? 430 00:19:36,062 --> 00:19:37,276 How we gonna help him out there? 431 00:19:37,276 --> 00:19:38,518 - I don't know. 432 00:19:38,518 --> 00:19:39,855 But, I for one, don't want to miss 433 00:19:39,855 --> 00:19:43,160 whatever disaster ensues, do you? 434 00:19:43,160 --> 00:19:44,593 - Hello? 435 00:19:44,593 --> 00:19:45,426 - Alex. 436 00:19:47,816 --> 00:19:48,733 - Shortcut. 437 00:20:01,315 --> 00:20:03,694 - Why didn't you use the gate? 438 00:20:03,694 --> 00:20:06,611 And what are you doing in the skip? 439 00:20:08,454 --> 00:20:09,901 - I wanted to get this. 440 00:20:09,901 --> 00:20:13,142 I'm one of those mature, sporty types, you know? 441 00:20:13,142 --> 00:20:14,634 Soccer man. 442 00:20:14,634 --> 00:20:17,184 I once did 40 kick ups in a row. 443 00:20:17,184 --> 00:20:18,851 - It says no access. 444 00:20:20,587 --> 00:20:22,320 - Uh, yeah. 445 00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:23,981 That's to non-VIPs. 446 00:20:23,981 --> 00:20:25,406 They have to keep the riff-raff out. 447 00:20:25,406 --> 00:20:27,047 You know. 448 00:20:27,047 --> 00:20:28,130 - Well, good. 449 00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:47,745 - Go on, check me out. 450 00:20:48,683 --> 00:20:50,900 - Shouldn't we be looking for Alex? 451 00:20:50,900 --> 00:20:51,733 - He's fine. 452 00:20:51,733 --> 00:20:52,566 They got in. 453 00:20:52,566 --> 00:20:53,834 Nothing can go wrong now. 454 00:20:53,834 --> 00:20:55,899 Go on, spot me. 455 00:20:55,899 --> 00:20:57,982 Five, six, seven, 15, 21. 456 00:20:59,561 --> 00:21:02,181 I still can't believe we're actually backstage. 457 00:21:02,181 --> 00:21:03,131 - Nope, nope. 458 00:21:03,131 --> 00:21:04,298 Neither can I. 459 00:21:06,147 --> 00:21:07,230 - 25, 27, 31. 460 00:21:08,578 --> 00:21:10,694 - Aw. - My phone. 461 00:21:10,694 --> 00:21:14,527 - Ah, oh. (fire alarm beeping) 462 00:21:17,884 --> 00:21:20,911 - It's the fire alarm, you idiot. 463 00:21:20,911 --> 00:21:21,865 - Fire. 464 00:21:21,865 --> 00:21:23,920 Ah, fire, fire! 465 00:21:23,920 --> 00:21:25,420 Run, run everyone! 466 00:21:26,295 --> 00:21:27,962 Out of the building! 467 00:21:30,894 --> 00:21:32,252 - But, it's a false alarm. 468 00:21:32,252 --> 00:21:33,335 Do something! 469 00:21:34,619 --> 00:21:35,452 Go on. 470 00:21:35,452 --> 00:21:36,285 - I can't. 471 00:21:40,844 --> 00:21:42,761 - Maybe, we can fix it. 472 00:21:45,163 --> 00:21:46,413 - No, no, stop! 473 00:21:48,669 --> 00:21:49,502 Monsters. 474 00:21:53,984 --> 00:21:54,817 Stupid thing. 475 00:21:54,817 --> 00:21:56,900 I never liked it, anyway. 476 00:22:15,549 --> 00:22:16,968 - What have you done? 477 00:22:16,968 --> 00:22:18,760 You've ruined the gig. 478 00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:20,825 Now, we'll never get to see them. 479 00:22:20,825 --> 00:22:22,658 What's wrong with you? 480 00:22:24,223 --> 00:22:25,056 Well? 481 00:22:27,136 --> 00:22:29,129 - There never were any tickets. 482 00:22:29,129 --> 00:22:29,962 - What? 483 00:22:31,864 --> 00:22:34,603 - Never was a fan of BOYZ AZ 1. 484 00:22:34,603 --> 00:22:36,024 I made the whole thing up. 485 00:22:36,024 --> 00:22:37,194 - You made the... 486 00:22:37,194 --> 00:22:38,860 Why? 487 00:22:38,860 --> 00:22:43,027 - It was the only way to get you to go out with me. 488 00:22:46,058 --> 00:22:49,182 - You mean, you did all that? 489 00:22:49,182 --> 00:22:51,707 You learned all those things? 490 00:22:51,707 --> 00:22:53,624 You jumped into a skip? 491 00:22:54,560 --> 00:22:56,560 You broke into the hall? 492 00:22:57,776 --> 00:22:59,693 Just to go out with me? 493 00:23:03,326 --> 00:23:07,493 If you wanted to ask me out, you should have just-- 494 00:23:10,482 --> 00:23:11,531 - What, what? 495 00:23:11,531 --> 00:23:13,614 I should have just, what? 496 00:23:15,604 --> 00:23:17,104 - You've blown it. 497 00:23:18,683 --> 00:23:19,516 Again! 498 00:23:32,628 --> 00:23:33,461 - Nicola. 499 00:23:36,267 --> 00:23:37,660 - [Maddy] You're wet. 500 00:23:37,660 --> 00:23:38,538 - Yeah, I hadn't noticed, Mads. 501 00:23:38,538 --> 00:23:39,371 Thanks. 502 00:23:40,500 --> 00:23:41,917 - My phone broke. 503 00:23:42,763 --> 00:23:44,363 - At least, it wasn't your heart. 504 00:23:44,363 --> 00:23:45,196 - Cheer up, mate. 505 00:23:45,196 --> 00:23:47,819 It was still your best date ever. 506 00:23:47,819 --> 00:23:49,680 In turn, it is your only date ever. 507 00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:51,078 But, you know what they say-- 508 00:23:51,078 --> 00:23:53,490 - Plenty more carbon based lifeforms in the universe. 509 00:23:53,490 --> 00:23:55,906 - Don't talk to me about the universe. 510 00:23:55,906 --> 00:23:57,961 I'm sick of hearing about the universe. 511 00:23:57,961 --> 00:23:58,850 You hear that? 512 00:23:58,850 --> 00:24:00,742 I'm sick of it. 513 00:24:00,742 --> 00:24:02,434 - I really don't think you should be shouting 514 00:24:02,434 --> 00:24:03,934 at the universe, Alex. 515 00:24:03,934 --> 00:24:04,767 - Why? 516 00:24:04,767 --> 00:24:05,600 What's it gonna do? 517 00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:08,267 It can hardly make things worse. 518 00:24:15,168 --> 00:24:16,001 Ow. 519 00:24:20,655 --> 00:24:21,488 Aw man. 520 00:24:23,075 --> 00:24:24,166 Pull it off? 521 00:24:24,166 --> 00:24:25,916 Yeah, it's in my eye. 522 00:24:27,288 --> 00:24:29,731 We don't know any girls. 523 00:24:29,731 --> 00:24:32,941 - [Simon] I mean, proper girls. 524 00:24:32,941 --> 00:24:35,888 - I forgot the next lines. (laughing) 525 00:24:35,888 --> 00:24:36,721 Does he own a tortoise? 526 00:24:36,721 --> 00:24:37,736 - Calm down. 527 00:24:37,736 --> 00:24:38,916 How am I supposed to know? 528 00:24:38,916 --> 00:24:41,249 (laughing) 34747

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