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(alarm clock ringing)
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♫ I'm amazed at the things that you say
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♫ I hear it all before, just another day
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♫ January, February, all the same
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♫ March, April, May's coming back, again
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♫ No way
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♫ 'Cause it's the worst
year of my life, again
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♫ It's looped around and pulled me back in
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♫ Now, yesterday has come, again
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♫ Oh no
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♫ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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♫ The worst year of my life, again
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(alarm clock ringing)
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(muffled music)
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- Look, look.
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The competition I entered.
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First prize is a luxury makeover session.
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How perfect is that?
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I love makeovers and luxury.
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"Dear Ms. King, We are
delighted to inform you
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that you have won second prize."
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Two tickets for tonight's BOYZ AZ 1 gig.
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BOYZ AZ 1, you're kidding.
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Ugh, what am I, 12?
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These are rubbish.
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Hey slug, you finished with that?
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(Alex choking)
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- I've already got that one.
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(acoustic guitar strumming)
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- How ya' doing?
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- Doing good, how are you?
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- Yeah, I'm good.
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- Name's Birch.
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Simon Birch.
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- Is that new?
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- Really wish you wouldn't do that.
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- What's wrong with your old phone?
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- It was like a whole six months old.
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Antique.
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You have to be the biggest loser on earth
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to still be going around with one of them.
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- Hey, Maddy.
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Check out the phone Si gave me.
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Don't know about the ringtone, though.
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Every time it goes off, it
sounds like a truck's reversing.
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(phone beeping loudly)
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- Sounds more like a fire alarm to me.
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- Ah, don't be stupid.
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- Fire, fire, fire!
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Everybody out of the building!
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Don't panic!
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Single file, don't panic!
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As you were, as you were.
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(electric guitar strumming)
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- What are you so happy about?
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- Okay, I wasn't going
to say anything, but
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I just had the moment.
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The moment, Simon, with you know who.
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(janitor blowing nose)
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- Bit our of your league, isn't he?
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- Behind him.
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(magical music)
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- Not, again.
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You'd have a better
shot with the caretaker.
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- You didn't see it, Simon.
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Full eye contact.
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Big smile.
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She even played with her hair.
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You know what it means when a girl
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plays with her hair, don't you?
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- She's got nits?
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- No, no, no.
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It means that she was flirting.
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- Flirting, oh please.
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No, you really have to
stop with this whole
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Nicola Grey thing.
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It is never gonna happen.
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First off, she only dates
mature, sporty types.
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- I'm mature.
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- You still have a piggy bank.
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- Well, I'm definitely sporty.
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I'm captain of a soccer team.
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- I think we all know who the real star
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of that squad is, now, don't we?
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- You?
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Have you ever even done
40 kick ups in a row?
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I have.
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- Oh, that's only 'cause a
wasp flew up your shorts.
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And besides, it was nowhere near 40.
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Four, maybe.
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- It was 40.
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- Thanks for the ball, mate.
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- Nice one, Alex.
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Look, mate.
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I'm tryin' help you here.
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You and Nicola have got nothing in common.
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- We have, we...
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Maddy, tell him.
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- What?
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- Tell him what we've got in common.
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- [Nicola] Isn't he just gorgeous?
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(girls sighing)
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- BOYZ AZ 1.
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- 'Scuse me?
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That was a bit weird, don't you think?
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- [Nicola] Yeah, dad
couldn't get us tickets.
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- BOYZ AZ 1, cool.
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- You like BOYZ AZ 1?
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- Oh, yeah.
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I've got all their albums.
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- They've only got one album, idiot.
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- Yeah, I know.
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Listen to it heaps.
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- So, who's your favourite member then?
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- Uh, it's the tall one.
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- What's your favourite song?
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- Well, it's the one that goes,
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"Da, da, da, duh, duh,
duh, duh, duh, duh."
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(Alex scatting and air drumming)
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Um, wait.
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Um, got a couple of tickets
for tonight's gig, actually.
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- But, it's been sold out for months.
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- What?
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You mean you haven't got tickets?
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Too bad.
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I was gonna take someone else,
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but you're, obviously, such a big fan.
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I guess you could come.
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If you wanted.
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(magical music)
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I've done it.
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Finally, I've got a date.
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- Seriously?
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You just asked her out?
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Without something completely
humiliating happening to you?
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- Si, you make it sound like
something humiliating happens
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to me every five minutes.
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(fire alarm ringing)
- Goal!
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- Uh, it does sound a
little bit like my phone.
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- Right, King.
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Damaging school property.
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First warning.
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- But, it wasn't me!
- Answering back!
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- Second warning.
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- That was four and a
half minutes, actually.
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- Okay, everyone.
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We're doing bangers and mash, today.
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Everyone favourite.
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- Told you to get here early.
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You know the plain ones always go quick.
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- Do you have to wear that stupid thing
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every time we have food tech?
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- It's for my food allergies.
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- You don't have any food allergies.
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- I know because I always wear my mask.
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- Ah, Craig from BOYZ AZ 1.
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Look at him doing yoga.
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Doesn't he look amazing?
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(girls sighing)
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- Seriously, hope for your sake you,
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actually, have those tickets.
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Nicola gets a nasty temper
when things don't go her way.
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- I heard she once stuck
a sausage up a boy's nose.
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And they never found it, again.
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I don't mean a tiny party sausage.
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I'm talking about a big,
thick, gourmet, organic,
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honey and rosemary whopper.
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- I have the tickets, okay?
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Or, at least, I know
exactly where they are.
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They're in the bin, at home.
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- Isn't it bin day?
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- They don't come till five.
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All I have to do is go home
and grab them after school.
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Easy.
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- Mrs. Baxter.
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Third warning, King.
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Detention.
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Straight after school.
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(school bell ringing)
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Alright, well I hope
you've learned your...
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King!
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(upbeat music)
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- No!
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Shortcut.
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Ugh, I need a bath.
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Or a shower.
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(truck beeping)
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Hello?
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No!
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- $200 bucks.
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- Guessing you don't accept sandwiches?
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- Alex?
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What have you been doing?
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Oh, you stink.
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You're not going in there like that.
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Now, give me the tickets
and go clean yourself up.
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You do have the tickets, don't you?
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- [Maddy] I heard she once
stuck a sausage up a boy's nose.
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(alarm clock beeping)
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(muffled music)
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- Look, look.
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The competition I entered.
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First prize is a luxury
makeover session, Alex.
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How perfect is that?
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I love makeovers.
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- And luxury.
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- Exactly.
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"Dear Ms. King, We are
delighted to inform you
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that you have won second prize."
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Two tickets for tonight's BOYZ AZ 1 gig?
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- What are you, 12?
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- Yeah, exactly.
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These are just rubbish.
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Actually, just realised what
I could get for these online.
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- You mean, you never
threw them out last time?
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The dump, the sausage.
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- Why are you always so weird?
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- Wait.
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I'll buy 'em off you.
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- Okay, $250, please.
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- $250?
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But, the scalper was
selling them for $200.
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- Then get them off him.
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- Birch.
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Simon Birch.
- I need your help.
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- You so do.
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I think I have some gel in here somewhere.
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- No, Simon.
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I need your help.
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- Be about Nicola.
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You watch, it'll be about Nicola.
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Oh, give it a rest, mate.
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It's never gonna happen.
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- Shows what you know
because it did happen.
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This time last year, we went on a date.
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- What happened?
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You totally mess it up?
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- No, actually, no.
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- You did, didn't you, Alex?
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- Yes.
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But, this time it's gonna be different.
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It's gonna be the best date ever.
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So, please just help me and go along
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with everything I say, okay?
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I can't believe neither
of you can come along
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to the BOYZ AZ 1 gig with me tonight.
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What am I going to do?
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- What are you talking about?
- What's BOYZ AZ 1?
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- You like BOYZ AZ 1?
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- Only my favourite band.
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Have a couple of tickets
to tonight's gig, actually.
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Only, nobody to take now.
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Hey, don't suppose you're a fan are you?
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- Actually, I'm their biggest--
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- Cool, I'll see you there.
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- Okay.
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Sure.
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- This isn't good, Alex.
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You shouldn't use your
looping for romantic gain.
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- I agree.
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Now, monetary gain, on the other hand.
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- Thanks for the ball, mate.
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- I just mean, when it comes to romance,
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the universe has a way
of making sure everything
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always works out the way it's meant to.
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There's some things you can't change.
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- Can't I?
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(school bell ringing)
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- You got to the apron cupboard quick.
270
00:13:32,970 --> 00:13:36,200
So, what are you gonna do
when Nicola starts questioning
271
00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:37,897
you about BOYZ AZ 1?
272
00:13:37,897 --> 00:13:39,408
Fame, death, trust me.
273
00:13:39,408 --> 00:13:40,770
Doesn't work.
274
00:13:40,770 --> 00:13:42,108
Eventually someone
always calls an ambulance
275
00:13:42,108 --> 00:13:45,067
and then things just get awkward.
276
00:13:45,067 --> 00:13:46,695
- Give me some credit, Si.
277
00:13:46,695 --> 00:13:48,821
For the last month, I've
been researching on the net
278
00:13:48,821 --> 00:13:51,080
everything there is to
know about her favourite.
279
00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:51,913
Craig.
280
00:13:51,913 --> 00:13:54,347
He's a Libra, he's allergic to eel,
281
00:13:54,347 --> 00:13:56,547
and his favourite shape is the triangle.
282
00:13:56,547 --> 00:13:58,710
Trust me, I'm sweet.
283
00:13:58,710 --> 00:14:00,890
- How'd you know he's her favourite?
284
00:14:00,890 --> 00:14:02,758
- Craig from BOYZ AZ 1.
285
00:14:02,758 --> 00:14:04,489
Look at him doing yoga.
286
00:14:04,489 --> 00:14:06,457
Doesn't he look amazing?
287
00:14:06,457 --> 00:14:07,580
(girls sighing)
288
00:14:07,580 --> 00:14:09,003
But, he's nothing compared to Danny.
289
00:14:09,003 --> 00:14:10,379
He's totally my favourite.
290
00:14:10,379 --> 00:14:12,039
(girls giggling)
291
00:14:12,039 --> 00:14:13,324
- Danny?
292
00:14:13,324 --> 00:14:15,323
I don't know anything about Danny.
293
00:14:15,323 --> 00:14:17,396
She's going to find
out that I'm faking it.
294
00:14:17,396 --> 00:14:18,229
What's his favourite shape?
295
00:14:18,229 --> 00:14:19,316
What's his favourite shape, Simon?
296
00:14:19,316 --> 00:14:21,042
Who even has a favourite shape?
297
00:14:21,042 --> 00:14:22,994
- I like tetrahedrons.
298
00:14:22,994 --> 00:14:24,022
- You've got to help me.
299
00:14:24,022 --> 00:14:25,208
What's his shoe size?
300
00:14:25,208 --> 00:14:26,361
How many freckles does he have?
301
00:14:26,361 --> 00:14:27,362
Does he own a tortoise?
302
00:14:27,362 --> 00:14:28,436
- Calm down.
303
00:14:28,436 --> 00:14:29,269
How am I supposed to know?
304
00:14:29,269 --> 00:14:31,179
I've never even heard of
this stupid band before now.
305
00:14:31,179 --> 00:14:32,012
They're a girls band.
306
00:14:32,012 --> 00:14:36,081
And in case you haven't realised,
we don't know any girls.
307
00:14:36,081 --> 00:14:37,912
- I mean, proper girls.
308
00:14:37,912 --> 00:14:39,090
- Maddy, what do I do?
309
00:14:39,090 --> 00:14:40,238
What do I do?
310
00:14:40,238 --> 00:14:42,383
- You could try telling her the truth.
311
00:14:42,383 --> 00:14:43,216
- What?
312
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:44,305
- Just be honest.
313
00:14:44,305 --> 00:14:46,207
Don't pretend to be someone you're not.
314
00:14:46,207 --> 00:14:48,049
And if she doesn't like you for yourself,
315
00:14:48,049 --> 00:14:50,429
then, maybe, she doesn't
deserve you anyway.
316
00:14:50,429 --> 00:14:53,898
And you could start,
looking for someone else.
317
00:14:53,898 --> 00:14:55,731
Someone who likes you.
318
00:14:56,972 --> 00:14:58,330
- Simon, what do I do?
319
00:14:58,330 --> 00:14:59,403
- Now relax, man.
320
00:14:59,403 --> 00:15:01,290
All you need to do is
research and memorise
321
00:15:01,290 --> 00:15:03,830
the complete biographical
history in the few hours
322
00:15:03,830 --> 00:15:04,970
you've got before the gig.
323
00:15:04,970 --> 00:15:06,720
It's a piece of cake.
324
00:15:09,597 --> 00:15:10,480
- You've got to help me.
325
00:15:10,480 --> 00:15:12,006
We've got to come up with a plan.
326
00:15:12,006 --> 00:15:12,839
- Why are you asking her?
327
00:15:12,839 --> 00:15:15,037
It'll just be something stupid.
328
00:15:15,037 --> 00:15:18,762
- I supposed there is
something we could do.
329
00:15:18,762 --> 00:15:20,164
Are you there, Alex?
330
00:15:20,164 --> 00:15:24,077
- Alright, last time around
was the worst date in history.
331
00:15:24,077 --> 00:15:28,699
This year has to be
nothing short of the best.
332
00:15:28,699 --> 00:15:30,277
Two tickets, please.
333
00:15:30,277 --> 00:15:31,380
- $200 bucks.
334
00:15:31,380 --> 00:15:32,213
- Certainly.
335
00:15:32,213 --> 00:15:34,349
Let me pay you with some money.
336
00:15:34,349 --> 00:15:36,100
- Well, what else would you pay me with?
337
00:15:36,100 --> 00:15:37,192
- Not a half-eaten, mouldy sandwich
338
00:15:37,192 --> 00:15:38,839
if that's what you're thinking.
339
00:15:38,839 --> 00:15:40,089
- You for real?
340
00:15:41,749 --> 00:15:43,595
- Well, if you can maintain
this level of banter
341
00:15:43,595 --> 00:15:46,264
with Nicola, everything
is gonna go just fine.
342
00:15:46,264 --> 00:15:47,193
- I've counted them.
343
00:15:47,193 --> 00:15:49,276
And you can keep the pig.
344
00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:58,200
Hi.
345
00:15:58,200 --> 00:15:59,033
Sup?
346
00:16:00,382 --> 00:16:01,632
How's it going?
347
00:16:03,626 --> 00:16:04,604
What's up?
348
00:16:04,604 --> 00:16:05,854
How's it going?
349
00:16:07,458 --> 00:16:08,291
Hey.
- Hey.
350
00:16:11,518 --> 00:16:13,285
- I'm so excited.
351
00:16:13,285 --> 00:16:15,983
I still can't believe that you're a fan.
352
00:16:15,983 --> 00:16:17,507
Who's your favourite?
353
00:16:17,507 --> 00:16:18,784
- Uh, Danny.
354
00:16:18,784 --> 00:16:20,352
Without a doubt.
355
00:16:20,352 --> 00:16:21,352
- Mine, too.
356
00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:24,080
Whoa.
357
00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:26,330
What do you like about him?
358
00:16:27,372 --> 00:16:28,205
- Don't worry, Alex.
359
00:16:28,205 --> 00:16:29,372
We're onto it.
360
00:16:30,510 --> 00:16:32,539
He's got long hair.
361
00:16:32,539 --> 00:16:33,787
- The long hair.
362
00:16:33,787 --> 00:16:34,715
You know, it's really cool.
363
00:16:34,715 --> 00:16:36,215
It's, like, retro.
364
00:16:37,526 --> 00:16:40,199
- [Simon] And he want's to
open a donkey sanctuary.
365
00:16:40,199 --> 00:16:43,496
- Plus, I'm a massive animal
lover so I'm really on board
366
00:16:43,496 --> 00:16:47,214
with the whole donkey sanctuary thing.
367
00:16:47,214 --> 00:16:49,486
- Look you can't just sit
here and not buy anything.
368
00:16:49,486 --> 00:16:51,227
- And it's awesome how he just sits there
369
00:16:51,227 --> 00:16:53,310
and doesn't buy anything.
370
00:16:55,961 --> 00:16:59,578
- Um, so anyway, what's
your favourite song?
371
00:16:59,578 --> 00:17:02,532
- Uh, "Gotta Be Funky Beat Down."
372
00:17:02,532 --> 00:17:04,484
- Love the bonus track.
373
00:17:04,484 --> 00:17:06,075
- The bonus track?
374
00:17:06,075 --> 00:17:09,165
- [Nicola] Yes, you downloaded it, right?
375
00:17:09,165 --> 00:17:10,787
- Yeah, yeah.
376
00:17:10,787 --> 00:17:12,847
The bonus track.
377
00:17:12,847 --> 00:17:13,680
How does it go, again?
378
00:17:13,680 --> 00:17:16,847
It's like, (singing).
379
00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:21,317
- Yeah, baby we gonna have a party.
380
00:17:22,224 --> 00:17:24,557
We're gonna bust some moves.
381
00:17:25,849 --> 00:17:28,836
We're gonna get in the groove.
382
00:17:28,836 --> 00:17:31,477
- Gonna get down tonight.
383
00:17:31,477 --> 00:17:33,138
- Oh, girl.
384
00:17:33,138 --> 00:17:36,762
I'll show you what you
mean to me, yeah girl.
385
00:17:36,762 --> 00:17:38,679
Pretty soon you'll see.
386
00:17:39,525 --> 00:17:40,858
- Have some fun.
387
00:17:42,321 --> 00:17:45,238
(record scratches)
388
00:17:49,029 --> 00:17:52,378
Ugh, actually, I really
just tend to listen
389
00:17:52,378 --> 00:17:54,617
to the instrumental version.
390
00:17:54,617 --> 00:17:57,450
- I love the instrumental version.
391
00:17:58,963 --> 00:18:01,119
You really do know your stuff, Alex.
392
00:18:01,119 --> 00:18:02,452
I'm glad I came.
393
00:18:03,411 --> 00:18:04,244
Ah, look.
394
00:18:04,244 --> 00:18:06,403
There's Craig and Danny's yoga instructor.
395
00:18:06,403 --> 00:18:08,320
I've gotta get a photo.
396
00:18:09,696 --> 00:18:11,446
- Uh, what are those?
397
00:18:13,563 --> 00:18:15,233
- Oh, last years tickets.
398
00:18:15,233 --> 00:18:17,905
I always keep everything
BOYZ AZ 1 related.
399
00:18:17,905 --> 00:18:19,534
Don't you?
400
00:18:19,534 --> 00:18:20,367
Obviously.
401
00:18:27,875 --> 00:18:30,215
- I've got the wrong tickets.
402
00:18:30,215 --> 00:18:31,048
- Abort the mission.
403
00:18:31,048 --> 00:18:33,148
I repeat, abort the mission.
404
00:18:33,148 --> 00:18:34,231
- Uh, Nicola.
405
00:18:35,561 --> 00:18:37,282
About the tickets.
406
00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:39,458
- What about them?
407
00:18:39,458 --> 00:18:41,041
Have you lost them?
408
00:18:42,005 --> 00:18:43,659
Is this all a big joke?
409
00:18:43,659 --> 00:18:45,327
I have to see BOYZ AZ 1.
410
00:18:45,327 --> 00:18:48,054
- No, no, I've got them.
411
00:18:48,054 --> 00:18:50,971
It's, um, we're in the wrong queue.
412
00:18:51,986 --> 00:18:55,703
Yep, I have special VIP ones, you know?
413
00:18:55,703 --> 00:18:58,079
Backstage, the works.
414
00:18:58,079 --> 00:19:00,460
- Backstage passes?
415
00:19:00,460 --> 00:19:02,050
Why didn't you say so?
416
00:19:02,050 --> 00:19:02,883
Let's go.
417
00:19:05,009 --> 00:19:06,419
- Help me.
418
00:19:06,419 --> 00:19:07,548
- Don't worry, mate.
419
00:19:07,548 --> 00:19:10,012
We'll pull up blueprints
to the entire building.
420
00:19:10,012 --> 00:19:11,182
We'll get you backstage.
421
00:19:11,182 --> 00:19:13,231
You'll have the best day ever.
422
00:19:13,231 --> 00:19:14,650
Yeah, he's dead.
423
00:19:14,650 --> 00:19:17,067
- [Alex] Still connected, Si.
424
00:19:26,451 --> 00:19:28,201
- Where are we going?
425
00:19:29,187 --> 00:19:30,020
- I don't understand.
426
00:19:30,020 --> 00:19:32,295
This always works in the spy films.
427
00:19:32,295 --> 00:19:33,941
- [Alex] Where are we going?
428
00:19:33,941 --> 00:19:35,229
- We're coming, Alex.
429
00:19:35,229 --> 00:19:36,062
- Why?
430
00:19:36,062 --> 00:19:37,276
How we gonna help him out there?
431
00:19:37,276 --> 00:19:38,518
- I don't know.
432
00:19:38,518 --> 00:19:39,855
But, I for one, don't want to miss
433
00:19:39,855 --> 00:19:43,160
whatever disaster ensues, do you?
434
00:19:43,160 --> 00:19:44,593
- Hello?
435
00:19:44,593 --> 00:19:45,426
- Alex.
436
00:19:47,816 --> 00:19:48,733
- Shortcut.
437
00:20:01,315 --> 00:20:03,694
- Why didn't you use the gate?
438
00:20:03,694 --> 00:20:06,611
And what are you doing in the skip?
439
00:20:08,454 --> 00:20:09,901
- I wanted to get this.
440
00:20:09,901 --> 00:20:13,142
I'm one of those mature,
sporty types, you know?
441
00:20:13,142 --> 00:20:14,634
Soccer man.
442
00:20:14,634 --> 00:20:17,184
I once did 40 kick ups in a row.
443
00:20:17,184 --> 00:20:18,851
- It says no access.
444
00:20:20,587 --> 00:20:22,320
- Uh, yeah.
445
00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:23,981
That's to non-VIPs.
446
00:20:23,981 --> 00:20:25,406
They have to keep the riff-raff out.
447
00:20:25,406 --> 00:20:27,047
You know.
448
00:20:27,047 --> 00:20:28,130
- Well, good.
449
00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:47,745
- Go on, check me out.
450
00:20:48,683 --> 00:20:50,900
- Shouldn't we be looking for Alex?
451
00:20:50,900 --> 00:20:51,733
- He's fine.
452
00:20:51,733 --> 00:20:52,566
They got in.
453
00:20:52,566 --> 00:20:53,834
Nothing can go wrong now.
454
00:20:53,834 --> 00:20:55,899
Go on, spot me.
455
00:20:55,899 --> 00:20:57,982
Five, six, seven, 15, 21.
456
00:20:59,561 --> 00:21:02,181
I still can't believe
we're actually backstage.
457
00:21:02,181 --> 00:21:03,131
- Nope, nope.
458
00:21:03,131 --> 00:21:04,298
Neither can I.
459
00:21:06,147 --> 00:21:07,230
- 25, 27, 31.
460
00:21:08,578 --> 00:21:10,694
- Aw.
- My phone.
461
00:21:10,694 --> 00:21:14,527
- Ah, oh.
(fire alarm beeping)
462
00:21:17,884 --> 00:21:20,911
- It's the fire alarm, you idiot.
463
00:21:20,911 --> 00:21:21,865
- Fire.
464
00:21:21,865 --> 00:21:23,920
Ah, fire, fire!
465
00:21:23,920 --> 00:21:25,420
Run, run everyone!
466
00:21:26,295 --> 00:21:27,962
Out of the building!
467
00:21:30,894 --> 00:21:32,252
- But, it's a false alarm.
468
00:21:32,252 --> 00:21:33,335
Do something!
469
00:21:34,619 --> 00:21:35,452
Go on.
470
00:21:35,452 --> 00:21:36,285
- I can't.
471
00:21:40,844 --> 00:21:42,761
- Maybe, we can fix it.
472
00:21:45,163 --> 00:21:46,413
- No, no, stop!
473
00:21:48,669 --> 00:21:49,502
Monsters.
474
00:21:53,984 --> 00:21:54,817
Stupid thing.
475
00:21:54,817 --> 00:21:56,900
I never liked it, anyway.
476
00:22:15,549 --> 00:22:16,968
- What have you done?
477
00:22:16,968 --> 00:22:18,760
You've ruined the gig.
478
00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:20,825
Now, we'll never get to see them.
479
00:22:20,825 --> 00:22:22,658
What's wrong with you?
480
00:22:24,223 --> 00:22:25,056
Well?
481
00:22:27,136 --> 00:22:29,129
- There never were any tickets.
482
00:22:29,129 --> 00:22:29,962
- What?
483
00:22:31,864 --> 00:22:34,603
- Never was a fan of BOYZ AZ 1.
484
00:22:34,603 --> 00:22:36,024
I made the whole thing up.
485
00:22:36,024 --> 00:22:37,194
- You made the...
486
00:22:37,194 --> 00:22:38,860
Why?
487
00:22:38,860 --> 00:22:43,027
- It was the only way to
get you to go out with me.
488
00:22:46,058 --> 00:22:49,182
- You mean, you did all that?
489
00:22:49,182 --> 00:22:51,707
You learned all those things?
490
00:22:51,707 --> 00:22:53,624
You jumped into a skip?
491
00:22:54,560 --> 00:22:56,560
You broke into the hall?
492
00:22:57,776 --> 00:22:59,693
Just to go out with me?
493
00:23:03,326 --> 00:23:07,493
If you wanted to ask me
out, you should have just--
494
00:23:10,482 --> 00:23:11,531
- What, what?
495
00:23:11,531 --> 00:23:13,614
I should have just, what?
496
00:23:15,604 --> 00:23:17,104
- You've blown it.
497
00:23:18,683 --> 00:23:19,516
Again!
498
00:23:32,628 --> 00:23:33,461
- Nicola.
499
00:23:36,267 --> 00:23:37,660
- [Maddy] You're wet.
500
00:23:37,660 --> 00:23:38,538
- Yeah, I hadn't noticed, Mads.
501
00:23:38,538 --> 00:23:39,371
Thanks.
502
00:23:40,500 --> 00:23:41,917
- My phone broke.
503
00:23:42,763 --> 00:23:44,363
- At least, it wasn't your heart.
504
00:23:44,363 --> 00:23:45,196
- Cheer up, mate.
505
00:23:45,196 --> 00:23:47,819
It was still your best date ever.
506
00:23:47,819 --> 00:23:49,680
In turn, it is your only date ever.
507
00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:51,078
But, you know what they say--
508
00:23:51,078 --> 00:23:53,490
- Plenty more carbon based
lifeforms in the universe.
509
00:23:53,490 --> 00:23:55,906
- Don't talk to me about the universe.
510
00:23:55,906 --> 00:23:57,961
I'm sick of hearing about the universe.
511
00:23:57,961 --> 00:23:58,850
You hear that?
512
00:23:58,850 --> 00:24:00,742
I'm sick of it.
513
00:24:00,742 --> 00:24:02,434
- I really don't think
you should be shouting
514
00:24:02,434 --> 00:24:03,934
at the universe, Alex.
515
00:24:03,934 --> 00:24:04,767
- Why?
516
00:24:04,767 --> 00:24:05,600
What's it gonna do?
517
00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:08,267
It can hardly make things worse.
518
00:24:15,168 --> 00:24:16,001
Ow.
519
00:24:20,655 --> 00:24:21,488
Aw man.
520
00:24:23,075 --> 00:24:24,166
Pull it off?
521
00:24:24,166 --> 00:24:25,916
Yeah, it's in my eye.
522
00:24:27,288 --> 00:24:29,731
We don't know any girls.
523
00:24:29,731 --> 00:24:32,941
- [Simon] I mean, proper girls.
524
00:24:32,941 --> 00:24:35,888
- I forgot the next lines.
(laughing)
525
00:24:35,888 --> 00:24:36,721
Does he own a tortoise?
526
00:24:36,721 --> 00:24:37,736
- Calm down.
527
00:24:37,736 --> 00:24:38,916
How am I supposed to know?
528
00:24:38,916 --> 00:24:41,249
(laughing)
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