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(alarm clock rings)
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(upbeat music)
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♫ I'm amazed at the things that you say
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♫ Heard it all before
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♫ Just another day
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♫ January, February, all the same
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♫ March, April, Mays comin' back again
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♫ Oh why
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♫ Cause it's the worst
year of my life again
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♫ It's looped around and pulled me back in
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♫ Now yesterday has come again
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♫ Oh no
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♫ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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♫ Worst year of my life again
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(alarm rings)
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(car crashes)
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- Why can't you just
look where you're going?
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(mumbles)
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I'm not paying for this.
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- Gah.
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Quick shout out to a
14-year-old Alex King.
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It's his birthday today.
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That's me.
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Dammit.
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- [All] Happy birthday!
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- Don't say I never give you anything.
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- Is this the one Annie gave you for
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Christmas that you said you hated?
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- No, shut up! No.
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- And this one is from me and Dad.
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- Crystals and Skulls.
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- [Mom] Special Edition, that's
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the one you've been asking for.
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- Yeah, yeah, when I was
younger; gah, thanks mum, dad.
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(knock on door)
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That'll be Simon.
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- Now, straight out of
school after final bell,
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Alex, we might have a
little surprise for you.
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(squeezing sounds)
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- Hey! Wore it out,
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Happy Birthday, mate.
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- Thanks. I thought you said I
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could come to your place after school.
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- Yeah, if you want, why?
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- Mom reckoned she has
this surprise for me.
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It'll be the same as every birthday,
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a trip to Kingdom of the Burger.
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It's embarrassing man, I'm 14 now.
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- Ah, yes, but you act
12; anyway, Kingdom of
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the Burger, isn't that place where
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they dress up in the ye-oldie costumes?
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- Costumes, I thought it was
what English people wore.
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- Haha, funny, I should
write you down just for that.
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They might crown you birthday prince;
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more burger and fries, your Heiness ?
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- Shut up.
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- Are you wearing perfume?
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- No. Ah, Simon, now that I've hit
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the big 1, 4, everything
is going to change.
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I'm going to make this
year totally amazing.
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Know what I'm going to
do? I'm going to put my
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name down for life-saving club.
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And, I'm going to sign up for the
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school play and win the
soccer championship.
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(car horn)
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- Watch it, fruit-loop!
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- You know what, Si, this year is going
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to be the best year ever, starting now.
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- Ooh, sorry, mate.
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- Okay, starting now.
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(school bell rings)
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- Seriously, who decides to have
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a birthday on the first day of term?
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- It wasn't exactly my choice.
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- Who would be dumb enough
to kick that at your head?
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- Hey, King, give back!
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- Parker and Howe, um,
don't do a girly kick, mate,
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I don't want to be a lamezoid
for the rest of the year.
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Look, quite frankly, I can't
be seen with a lamezoid.
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(rock music)
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- Ah! My timetables!
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- Hey, Mr. Norris, kick us
that ball back, will ya?
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- You two, detention, this afternoon.
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- It wasn't us, it was King.
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- And this is another item
for my contraband cupboard.
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McPherson, pick them up, hurry up.
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- When I find you King, you're
toast. King, you're toast.
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- Happy Birthday, Alex, I got you a card.
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- Maddy, why are you hiding too?
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- I don't know, I thought it was some sort
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of game we're playing, what are the rules?
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- The rules are, we try
not to get beaten up.
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- Well?
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- All clear.
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- No, open the card, open the card.
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- Shh, don't let anybody
know it's my birthday.
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- Birthday Prince doesn't want
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any fuss, do you, your majesty?
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- You know what Parker and Howe are like;
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they will use any excuse to
embarrass and humiliate me.
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- But a birthday's a happy occasion.
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- Not with Parker and Howe around.
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Remember what happened
with Toby McPherson twelve?
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- Put his trousers up on the flagpole
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while he was still in them.
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- But, that's not going to be me.
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I'm going to be on my guard all day,
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I'm going to keep my eyes clear,
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I'm not going to let any - Ah!
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- Way to stand your guard, mate.
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- Now you can open it, I'll watch.
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- Congratulations on your promotion?
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- I know it's not a birthday
card, but I had to get
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it when I saw the little man on the cover.
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It reminded me so much of you.
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- Is it 'cause my name is King.
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- No, I think it was the eyebrows.
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- Hahaha, yeah.
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- Read the inside.
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(light music)
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- You know how I said this
was going to be my year,
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I'm going to start it by
asking out Nicola Grey.
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- You're going to ask out the
most popular girl in school
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in front of us, that'll be
really funny. Go on, do it.
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- Guess who I saw?
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- Who?
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- Miriam.
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(laughter)
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- That's it? Pathetic!
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- What was I meant to do, Si?
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- Well, I don't know, get her attention.
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- No point of announcing yourself in a
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big fan fair, girls hate
that; isn't that right, Maddy?
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(Royal music from card)
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(laughter)
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- [Parker Or Howe] King!
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- [Simon] Nice.
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(upbeat music)
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- Maybe you should just
get their ball back, Alex.
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And if you find it, can you get mine too?
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It's the one with the
multicoloured bat on it.
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- I keep telling you, it's a butterfly.
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- It is not, why would a ball have a
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butterfly on it, that's just stupid.
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- [Alex] Tell them I went that way.
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- He went that way.
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- Yeah, right, I think we'll try this way.
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- Um, guys, I told you
that he went that way,
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so why aren't you chasing after him?
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- Cause you're a cowardly,
snivelling little liar, Birch.
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- He makes a good point.
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- Oh shut up, I'm not that little.
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- Tell him we'll get
him later, he's toast.
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(phone alert)
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- Help, I'm stuck in
a moving cupboard; Oh.
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- I'm going to die sorting all of these
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timetables; out out out out out out out!
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- Don't move, Norris outside.
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- Put a smiley face.
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(message sent alert)
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(new message alert from inside cupboard)
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- What do you mean florist outside?
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- What are you two doing
hanging around out here?
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Phones on silence on school property.
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- Ah, yes, of course, phones on silence.
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- Phones on silence.
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- Strange kid.
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- Back's turned, come out now.
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(upbeat music)
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- King?
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- Ah, I can explain.
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(school bell rings)
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- Well, at least you managed
to avoid Parker the whole day.
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- Because I had to spend every break
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making timetables with Norris.
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- Alex, why'd you get in the
bottom half of the cupboard?
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- Because the top half of the cupboard
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was filled with balls and stuff.
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- Oh, did you see my
multicoloured bat one?
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- Oh, no, birthday burger surprise.
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This is seriously the worst birthday ever.
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- Birthday, so that's why you thought
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you could mess with me; reckon
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you're a king for the day, do you?
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- Birthday Prince, actually.
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- Right then, you are;
everyone, come here!
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It's King's birthday and he's insisted
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on a proper royal
celebration; five, six, seven,
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eight, nine, ten, 11, 12,
13, 14. Happy Birthday, King.
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- Alright, I was just about to step
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in and save you, wasn't I, Maddy?
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If it wasn't for this
stupid yet painful cramp.
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Alex, it's not fixed.
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- Oh!
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(laughter)
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Wait, it's not what you
think, it's just water.
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- Cheer up, Alex, it's been a bad day,
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but I still think this could be your year.
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- Yeah, yeah, you're right,
it can only get better, right.
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- [Simon] A whole year, how bad can it be?
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(upbeat music)
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(fire alarm)
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(water splashing)
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- Sorry, nevermind Alex,
the big 1-5 tomorrow!
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I've got a feeling that next year is
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definitely going to be your year.
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- Could hardly be any worse, could it- ow!
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- See you guys tomorrow.
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That was the worst year of my life.
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(piano music)
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(violin music)
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(ticking from clock)
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(alarm clock rings)
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(car crashes)
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- What have you done?
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- Seriously!
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- They never learn.
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- We're back again with
15 year old Alex King.
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Happy birthday.
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That is weird.
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- Seriously, Sam, you
got me this last year.
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- How could I have done that, I only got
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it myself for Christmas -
um, no I didn't shut up.
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- And this one is from me and Dad.
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- What's this then, a Crystals
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and Skulls game, special edition?
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- Alex King, have you been poking
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around in my presents cupboard?
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- It was a lucky guess.
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(knock on front door)
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- Thank Mum, Dad, that'll be Simon.
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- Now straight out after final bell, Alex,
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we might have a little surprise for you.
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- Hey, stupid thing, wore it out.
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Happy Birthday, mate.
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- Si, you ever heard of deja-vu?
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- Of course I have, great band.
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- Hey, Si, is it alright if I come
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to your house after school?
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- Yeah, whatever you say,
your majesty, Birthday Prince.
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- Yeah, right, you made that joke
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last time, remember what happened ?
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- Last time, what are you talking-
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- I'm having a really weird
morning. That doesn't matter,
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the big 1-5 today, this year
is going to be completely-
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- Woah, look out boys
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- Different.
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- 1-4, you said the big
1-5, but it's big 1-4.
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- I'm 15
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- It's your 14th birthday, you plank.
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- I know how old I am, Simon.
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- If you were 15, we
would be in year nine.
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- We are in year nine.
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- As if, then we wouldn't
have Norris as our year head.
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- We don't have Norris as our year head.
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(car horn)
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(slow motion yelling)
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- Something is very wrong here, Si.
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- Ooh, sorry mate.
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- Simon, you're messing with
me, right, you're winding me
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up; I'm 15, I was 14 last year, remember?
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It was the worst year of my life.
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The life-saving club, the soccer
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match, the date with Nicola Grey?
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- Date with Nicola Grey,
that's not likely, what's the
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matter with you, did you fall on
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your head this morning or something?
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00:16:34,844 --> 00:16:37,224
- Simon, I don't know how, but
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something really weird
is happening, I think -
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(laughing)
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I feel like I've lived this year already.
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Did you hear what I said?
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- Are you wearing perfume?
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(school bell rings)
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- If you really have lived through all
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of this before, then tell
me, what happens next?
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- I don't know, it was a year ago,
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I can't remember every detail.
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- Hey, King, kick it back.
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(sketchy music)
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- Wait, I do remember, I
kicked the ball back and
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it hits Norris, and Parker
and I get detention.
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- Right, hate to be the
one to point it out to you,
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time traveller, but, Norris isn't there.
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00:17:30,839 --> 00:17:35,006
- You're right, but he comes
out that door in a second.
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With a pink skateboard.
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- Sure.
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- I better kick it back
before he gets here.
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- Quick, tell me what happens
next; no, don't tell me,
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I know, I've become cricket captain,
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I'm class president, and I finally get
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to snuggle your sister,
am I right or am I right?
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- No, no, and ew.
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- [Mr. Norris] You two,
detention, this afternoon.
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- [Parker Or Howe] But it
wasn't us, it was King.
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- Shh, this is exactly
what happened before.
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How is this possible, how
have I gone back in time?
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- It's a temporal loop.
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- A what?
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- A temporal loop, I read about them.
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You fall through a crack
in time to an earlier
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part in your life and you
have to live through it again.
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It happens all the time;
Oh, and Happy Birthday.
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- It's a gift, it's brilliant, you have
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this superpower; you know everything
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that's going to happen before it happens.
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00:18:45,821 --> 00:18:48,004
- Yeah, I do, and it's all awful.
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Last year was single handedly
the worst year of my life.
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- Why, what happened?
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- That.
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- Well, yes, wonderful,
lovely, but let's get
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onto the things that we really want to
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know about, namely what happens to me.
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- Oh, and open my card.
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- Shh, don't let anyone
know it's my birthday.
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Last time I opened your
card and- hide me mate.
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- [Nicola] Guess who I saw?
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- [Nicola's Friend] Who?
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- [Nicola] Miriam.
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(laughter)
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- McPherson, I've moved classrooms.
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Go to the old one and fetch
my contraband cupboard.
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- [McPherson] Oh, but sir, my back,
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I really hurt it when I fell over.
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I'm going to go see the nurse.
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- Ah, clear ending; You, you do it.
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(guitar music)
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- Ah, King.
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- [Norris] Ah!
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- My multicoloured bat ball.
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- King!
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(school bell rings)
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- This is a nightmare, why
is this happening to me?
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- Maybe you've looped for a reason.
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Perhaps the universe
felt sorry for everything
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that's happened to you last time.
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- Or the universe just thought it
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would be funny to watch it all again.
339
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- I don't think the universe
has a sense of humour, Alex.
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- Whatever, Parker and
Howe are going to grab me.
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(guitar music)
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- Alex, did something happen between
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you and Nicola last time?
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- Yeah, lots of things, lots of really
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really really awful things; now nothing.
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You're right, Maddy, the universe
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has given me a second
chance, I can stop all
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the bad stuff that happened,
like this, follow me.
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- See, humiliation avoided; actually,
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I don't know why I didn't
just do that last time.
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(car horn)
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- Surprise!
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- The universe doesn't have
a sense of humour, huh?
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Well, I suppose if I get through this meal
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without anyone from school seeing me,
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it would still be a better
birthday than last time.
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- Birthday, whose birthday is it?
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- His, it's his birthday.
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- Oh, we have a birthday.
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(cheering)
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(camera clicks)
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- [Waitress] How old
are you, your Majesty?
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- [Alex] 12.
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(clapping)
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00:22:03,642 --> 00:22:07,809
- Birthday Prince, everyone,
come see the birthday prince.
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- [ALL] One, two, three.
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- That's really not how royals
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celebrate their birthdays, is it?
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00:22:17,190 --> 00:22:20,557
- Yeah, I should know I'm English.
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00:22:20,557 --> 00:22:22,276
- Oh, you're English.
371
00:22:22,276 --> 00:22:25,074
- Sorry, sorry I'm late,
got stuck in traffic.
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- What are you doing here?
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- I work here.
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- No, please, don't.
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(trumpet)
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00:22:29,114 --> 00:22:30,781
Alright, that is it.
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00:22:40,283 --> 00:22:41,366
- [Dad] Alex.
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00:22:43,696 --> 00:22:47,863
- Ah, there's Parker, he'll
be after his free burger.
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00:22:51,382 --> 00:22:52,799
- Parker, coming.
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00:22:56,351 --> 00:22:58,018
- Put a smiley face.
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00:22:59,137 --> 00:23:00,554
- Painter coming?
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00:23:15,557 --> 00:23:16,474
Oh, Parker!
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00:23:21,061 --> 00:23:23,311
(laughing)
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00:23:25,252 --> 00:23:29,419
- No, it's not what you think;
It's not what you think.
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(harp music)
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- You okay?
387
00:23:40,983 --> 00:23:45,302
- I'm better than okay, I can
do it, I can change things.
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The universe isn't laughing at me,
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this isn't a curse, this is a gift.
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00:23:50,712 --> 00:23:52,140
- You know that Parker will be after
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you all year now, don't you?
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- Doesn't matter.
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00:23:54,367 --> 00:23:56,111
- Well, it does to me, I'll be there 95%
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of the time and I might get hurt.
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- Nobody is going to get
hurt, I've been given
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a whole new start. Last
year, worst year of my life,
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and this year will be
the best, starting now.
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(crashing noises)
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00:24:13,770 --> 00:24:15,353
Okay, starting now.
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00:24:17,137 --> 00:24:19,720
(upbeat music)
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00:24:33,820 --> 00:24:37,987
- I was just about to step in
and save you, wasn't I Maddy?
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00:24:39,347 --> 00:24:43,097
If it wasn't for this-
how does this happen?
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