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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,518 --> 00:00:03,771 (alarm clock rings) 2 00:00:03,771 --> 00:00:06,354 (upbeat music) 3 00:00:14,010 --> 00:00:16,674 ♫ I'm amazed at the things that you say 4 00:00:16,674 --> 00:00:18,424 ♫ Heard it all before 5 00:00:18,424 --> 00:00:19,317 ♫ Just another day 6 00:00:19,317 --> 00:00:21,775 ♫ January, February, all the same 7 00:00:21,775 --> 00:00:24,850 ♫ March, April, Mays comin' back again 8 00:00:24,850 --> 00:00:27,749 ♫ Oh why 9 00:00:27,749 --> 00:00:31,146 ♫ Cause it's the worst year of my life again 10 00:00:31,146 --> 00:00:34,404 ♫ It's looped around and pulled me back in 11 00:00:34,404 --> 00:00:36,874 ♫ Now yesterday has come again 12 00:00:36,874 --> 00:00:38,523 ♫ Oh no 13 00:00:38,523 --> 00:00:39,881 ♫ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 14 00:00:39,881 --> 00:00:43,714 ♫ Worst year of my life again 15 00:00:46,613 --> 00:00:49,113 (alarm rings) 16 00:00:53,090 --> 00:00:55,590 (car crashes) 17 00:01:04,234 --> 00:01:05,526 - Why can't you just look where you're going? 18 00:01:05,526 --> 00:01:06,359 (mumbles) 19 00:01:06,359 --> 00:01:08,359 I'm not paying for this. 20 00:01:12,665 --> 00:01:13,498 - Gah. 21 00:01:25,323 --> 00:01:27,515 Quick shout out to a 14-year-old Alex King. 22 00:01:27,515 --> 00:01:29,976 It's his birthday today. 23 00:01:29,976 --> 00:01:30,809 That's me. 24 00:01:32,437 --> 00:01:33,270 Dammit. 25 00:01:35,514 --> 00:01:37,431 - [All] Happy birthday! 26 00:01:39,252 --> 00:01:42,419 - Don't say I never give you anything. 27 00:01:47,495 --> 00:01:49,550 - Is this the one Annie gave you for 28 00:01:49,550 --> 00:01:51,280 Christmas that you said you hated? 29 00:01:51,280 --> 00:01:52,780 - No, shut up! No. 30 00:01:56,363 --> 00:01:59,196 - And this one is from me and Dad. 31 00:02:05,314 --> 00:02:06,754 - Crystals and Skulls. 32 00:02:06,754 --> 00:02:08,193 - [Mom] Special Edition, that's 33 00:02:08,193 --> 00:02:09,494 the one you've been asking for. 34 00:02:09,494 --> 00:02:13,661 - Yeah, yeah, when I was younger; gah, thanks mum, dad. 35 00:02:16,425 --> 00:02:17,783 (knock on door) 36 00:02:17,783 --> 00:02:18,967 That'll be Simon. 37 00:02:18,967 --> 00:02:20,883 - Now, straight out of school after final bell, 38 00:02:20,883 --> 00:02:24,716 Alex, we might have a little surprise for you. 39 00:02:26,595 --> 00:02:29,512 (squeezing sounds) 40 00:02:36,324 --> 00:02:37,907 - Hey! Wore it out, 41 00:02:41,897 --> 00:02:43,255 Happy Birthday, mate. 42 00:02:43,255 --> 00:02:44,521 - Thanks. I thought you said I 43 00:02:44,521 --> 00:02:45,705 could come to your place after school. 44 00:02:45,705 --> 00:02:47,226 - Yeah, if you want, why? 45 00:02:47,226 --> 00:02:48,991 - Mom reckoned she has this surprise for me. 46 00:02:48,991 --> 00:02:50,999 It'll be the same as every birthday, 47 00:02:50,999 --> 00:02:53,913 a trip to Kingdom of the Burger. 48 00:02:53,913 --> 00:02:55,608 It's embarrassing man, I'm 14 now. 49 00:02:55,608 --> 00:02:57,849 - Ah, yes, but you act 12; anyway, Kingdom of 50 00:02:57,849 --> 00:02:59,823 the Burger, isn't that place where 51 00:02:59,823 --> 00:03:01,831 they dress up in the ye-oldie costumes? 52 00:03:01,831 --> 00:03:04,583 - Costumes, I thought it was what English people wore. 53 00:03:04,583 --> 00:03:08,640 - Haha, funny, I should write you down just for that. 54 00:03:08,640 --> 00:03:10,080 They might crown you birthday prince; 55 00:03:10,080 --> 00:03:12,379 more burger and fries, your Heiness ? 56 00:03:12,379 --> 00:03:13,212 - Shut up. 57 00:03:14,306 --> 00:03:15,990 - Are you wearing perfume? 58 00:03:15,990 --> 00:03:18,938 - No. Ah, Simon, now that I've hit 59 00:03:18,938 --> 00:03:22,605 the big 1, 4, everything is going to change. 60 00:03:23,525 --> 00:03:26,694 I'm going to make this year totally amazing. 61 00:03:26,694 --> 00:03:28,331 Know what I'm going to do? I'm going to put my 62 00:03:28,331 --> 00:03:30,914 name down for life-saving club. 63 00:03:33,599 --> 00:03:34,640 And, I'm going to sign up for the 64 00:03:34,640 --> 00:03:37,380 school play and win the soccer championship. 65 00:03:37,380 --> 00:03:40,004 (car horn) 66 00:03:40,004 --> 00:03:42,709 - Watch it, fruit-loop! 67 00:03:42,709 --> 00:03:44,346 - You know what, Si, this year is going 68 00:03:44,346 --> 00:03:48,340 to be the best year ever, starting now. 69 00:03:48,340 --> 00:03:50,140 - Ooh, sorry, mate. 70 00:03:50,140 --> 00:03:52,439 - Okay, starting now. 71 00:03:52,439 --> 00:03:54,087 (school bell rings) 72 00:03:54,087 --> 00:03:55,318 - Seriously, who decides to have 73 00:03:55,318 --> 00:03:57,036 a birthday on the first day of term? 74 00:03:57,036 --> 00:03:59,536 - It wasn't exactly my choice. 75 00:04:10,042 --> 00:04:12,141 - Who would be dumb enough to kick that at your head? 76 00:04:12,141 --> 00:04:14,058 - Hey, King, give back! 77 00:04:14,927 --> 00:04:17,702 - Parker and Howe, um, don't do a girly kick, mate, 78 00:04:17,702 --> 00:04:19,885 I don't want to be a lamezoid for the rest of the year. 79 00:04:19,885 --> 00:04:24,052 Look, quite frankly, I can't be seen with a lamezoid. 80 00:04:26,200 --> 00:04:29,196 (rock music) 81 00:04:29,196 --> 00:04:30,863 - Ah! My timetables! 82 00:04:32,737 --> 00:04:36,301 - Hey, Mr. Norris, kick us that ball back, will ya? 83 00:04:36,301 --> 00:04:38,835 - You two, detention, this afternoon. 84 00:04:38,835 --> 00:04:41,168 - It wasn't us, it was King. 85 00:04:43,560 --> 00:04:47,960 - And this is another item for my contraband cupboard. 86 00:04:47,960 --> 00:04:50,793 McPherson, pick them up, hurry up. 87 00:04:51,699 --> 00:04:55,866 - When I find you King, you're toast. King, you're toast. 88 00:05:02,577 --> 00:05:05,491 - Happy Birthday, Alex, I got you a card. 89 00:05:05,491 --> 00:05:07,465 - Maddy, why are you hiding too? 90 00:05:07,465 --> 00:05:08,765 - I don't know, I thought it was some sort 91 00:05:08,765 --> 00:05:10,739 of game we're playing, what are the rules? 92 00:05:10,739 --> 00:05:14,489 - The rules are, we try not to get beaten up. 93 00:05:17,896 --> 00:05:19,122 - Well? 94 00:05:19,122 --> 00:05:20,724 - All clear. 95 00:05:20,724 --> 00:05:22,407 - No, open the card, open the card. 96 00:05:22,407 --> 00:05:25,356 - Shh, don't let anybody know it's my birthday. 97 00:05:25,356 --> 00:05:26,668 - Birthday Prince doesn't want 98 00:05:26,668 --> 00:05:29,257 any fuss, do you, your majesty? 99 00:05:29,257 --> 00:05:30,360 - You know what Parker and Howe are like; 100 00:05:30,360 --> 00:05:33,820 they will use any excuse to embarrass and humiliate me. 101 00:05:33,820 --> 00:05:35,248 - But a birthday's a happy occasion. 102 00:05:35,248 --> 00:05:37,013 - Not with Parker and Howe around. 103 00:05:37,013 --> 00:05:40,020 Remember what happened with Toby McPherson twelve? 104 00:05:40,020 --> 00:05:41,784 - Put his trousers up on the flagpole 105 00:05:41,784 --> 00:05:43,990 while he was still in them. 106 00:05:43,990 --> 00:05:46,777 - But, that's not going to be me. 107 00:05:46,777 --> 00:05:48,866 I'm going to be on my guard all day, 108 00:05:48,866 --> 00:05:49,900 I'm going to keep my eyes clear, 109 00:05:49,900 --> 00:05:52,650 I'm not going to let any - Ah! 110 00:05:54,381 --> 00:05:57,048 - Way to stand your guard, mate. 111 00:06:01,073 --> 00:06:03,906 - Now you can open it, I'll watch. 112 00:06:06,525 --> 00:06:09,525 - Congratulations on your promotion? 113 00:06:10,496 --> 00:06:12,713 - I know it's not a birthday card, but I had to get 114 00:06:12,713 --> 00:06:14,966 it when I saw the little man on the cover. 115 00:06:14,966 --> 00:06:16,684 It reminded me so much of you. 116 00:06:16,684 --> 00:06:17,996 - Is it 'cause my name is King. 117 00:06:17,996 --> 00:06:21,525 - No, I think it was the eyebrows. 118 00:06:21,525 --> 00:06:22,775 - Hahaha, yeah. 119 00:06:23,754 --> 00:06:25,254 - Read the inside. 120 00:06:26,866 --> 00:06:29,366 (light music) 121 00:06:32,462 --> 00:06:34,621 - You know how I said this was going to be my year, 122 00:06:34,621 --> 00:06:36,920 I'm going to start it by asking out Nicola Grey. 123 00:06:36,920 --> 00:06:40,032 - You're going to ask out the most popular girl in school 124 00:06:40,032 --> 00:06:44,664 in front of us, that'll be really funny. Go on, do it. 125 00:06:44,664 --> 00:06:45,686 - Guess who I saw? 126 00:06:45,686 --> 00:06:46,556 - Who? 127 00:06:46,556 --> 00:06:47,578 - Miriam. 128 00:06:47,578 --> 00:06:49,828 (laughter) 129 00:06:50,922 --> 00:06:53,371 - That's it? Pathetic! 130 00:06:53,371 --> 00:06:55,148 - What was I meant to do, Si? 131 00:06:55,148 --> 00:06:57,110 - Well, I don't know, get her attention. 132 00:06:57,110 --> 00:06:58,549 - No point of announcing yourself in a 133 00:06:58,549 --> 00:07:02,729 big fan fair, girls hate that; isn't that right, Maddy? 134 00:07:02,729 --> 00:07:06,062 (Royal music from card) 135 00:07:08,430 --> 00:07:10,693 (laughter) 136 00:07:10,693 --> 00:07:12,693 - [Parker Or Howe] King! 137 00:07:14,502 --> 00:07:16,522 - [Simon] Nice. 138 00:07:16,522 --> 00:07:19,105 (upbeat music) 139 00:07:23,128 --> 00:07:25,218 - Maybe you should just get their ball back, Alex. 140 00:07:25,218 --> 00:07:27,110 And if you find it, can you get mine too? 141 00:07:27,110 --> 00:07:28,910 It's the one with the multicoloured bat on it. 142 00:07:28,910 --> 00:07:30,721 - I keep telling you, it's a butterfly. 143 00:07:30,721 --> 00:07:32,067 - It is not, why would a ball have a 144 00:07:32,067 --> 00:07:35,067 butterfly on it, that's just stupid. 145 00:07:35,922 --> 00:07:38,839 - [Alex] Tell them I went that way. 146 00:07:40,311 --> 00:07:42,435 - He went that way. 147 00:07:42,435 --> 00:07:45,935 - Yeah, right, I think we'll try this way. 148 00:07:50,369 --> 00:07:52,315 - Um, guys, I told you that he went that way, 149 00:07:52,315 --> 00:07:54,660 so why aren't you chasing after him? 150 00:07:54,660 --> 00:07:58,596 - Cause you're a cowardly, snivelling little liar, Birch. 151 00:07:58,596 --> 00:08:01,267 - He makes a good point. 152 00:08:01,267 --> 00:08:04,100 - Oh shut up, I'm not that little. 153 00:08:10,029 --> 00:08:13,612 - Tell him we'll get him later, he's toast. 154 00:08:16,348 --> 00:08:18,848 (phone alert) 155 00:08:20,411 --> 00:08:23,994 - Help, I'm stuck in a moving cupboard; Oh. 156 00:08:33,264 --> 00:08:35,353 - I'm going to die sorting all of these 157 00:08:35,353 --> 00:08:38,686 timetables; out out out out out out out! 158 00:08:45,814 --> 00:08:48,231 - Don't move, Norris outside. 159 00:08:52,049 --> 00:08:53,716 - Put a smiley face. 160 00:08:54,765 --> 00:08:57,343 (message sent alert) 161 00:08:57,343 --> 00:09:01,510 (new message alert from inside cupboard) 162 00:09:06,643 --> 00:09:09,560 - What do you mean florist outside? 163 00:09:10,822 --> 00:09:13,376 - What are you two doing hanging around out here? 164 00:09:13,376 --> 00:09:15,791 Phones on silence on school property. 165 00:09:15,791 --> 00:09:19,286 - Ah, yes, of course, phones on silence. 166 00:09:19,286 --> 00:09:21,701 - Phones on silence. 167 00:09:21,701 --> 00:09:22,868 - Strange kid. 168 00:09:29,758 --> 00:09:32,258 - Back's turned, come out now. 169 00:09:37,026 --> 00:09:39,609 (upbeat music) 170 00:10:01,526 --> 00:10:02,626 - King? 171 00:10:02,626 --> 00:10:04,843 - Ah, I can explain. 172 00:10:04,843 --> 00:10:07,843 (school bell rings) 173 00:10:09,905 --> 00:10:11,949 - Well, at least you managed to avoid Parker the whole day. 174 00:10:11,949 --> 00:10:13,562 - Because I had to spend every break 175 00:10:13,562 --> 00:10:15,443 making timetables with Norris. 176 00:10:15,443 --> 00:10:17,858 - Alex, why'd you get in the bottom half of the cupboard? 177 00:10:17,858 --> 00:10:19,089 - Because the top half of the cupboard 178 00:10:19,089 --> 00:10:20,737 was filled with balls and stuff. 179 00:10:20,737 --> 00:10:24,704 - Oh, did you see my multicoloured bat one? 180 00:10:24,704 --> 00:10:27,621 - Oh, no, birthday burger surprise. 181 00:10:29,456 --> 00:10:32,289 This is seriously the worst birthday ever. 182 00:10:32,289 --> 00:10:35,865 - Birthday, so that's why you thought 183 00:10:35,865 --> 00:10:37,537 you could mess with me; reckon 184 00:10:37,537 --> 00:10:39,232 you're a king for the day, do you? 185 00:10:39,232 --> 00:10:40,579 - Birthday Prince, actually. 186 00:10:40,579 --> 00:10:44,162 - Right then, you are; everyone, come here! 187 00:10:45,049 --> 00:10:47,510 It's King's birthday and he's insisted 188 00:10:47,510 --> 00:10:51,510 on a proper royal celebration; five, six, seven, 189 00:10:53,431 --> 00:10:57,598 eight, nine, ten, 11, 12, 13, 14. Happy Birthday, King. 190 00:11:09,848 --> 00:11:11,953 - Alright, I was just about to step 191 00:11:11,953 --> 00:11:14,878 in and save you, wasn't I, Maddy? 192 00:11:14,878 --> 00:11:18,795 If it wasn't for this stupid yet painful cramp. 193 00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:21,728 Alex, it's not fixed. 194 00:11:21,728 --> 00:11:22,561 - Oh! 195 00:11:24,166 --> 00:11:26,416 (laughter) 196 00:11:29,344 --> 00:11:33,861 Wait, it's not what you think, it's just water. 197 00:11:33,861 --> 00:11:36,496 - Cheer up, Alex, it's been a bad day, 198 00:11:36,496 --> 00:11:39,570 but I still think this could be your year. 199 00:11:39,570 --> 00:11:44,180 - Yeah, yeah, you're right, it can only get better, right. 200 00:11:44,180 --> 00:11:47,222 - [Simon] A whole year, how bad can it be? 201 00:11:47,222 --> 00:11:49,805 (upbeat music) 202 00:12:02,570 --> 00:12:04,987 (fire alarm) 203 00:12:06,471 --> 00:12:09,304 (water splashing) 204 00:12:22,586 --> 00:12:26,419 - Sorry, nevermind Alex, the big 1-5 tomorrow! 205 00:12:29,285 --> 00:12:30,957 I've got a feeling that next year is 206 00:12:30,957 --> 00:12:32,942 definitely going to be your year. 207 00:12:32,942 --> 00:12:35,194 - Could hardly be any worse, could it- ow! 208 00:12:35,194 --> 00:12:37,194 - See you guys tomorrow. 209 00:12:38,646 --> 00:12:41,563 That was the worst year of my life. 210 00:12:43,275 --> 00:12:45,775 (piano music) 211 00:12:58,554 --> 00:13:01,137 (violin music) 212 00:13:11,034 --> 00:13:14,117 (ticking from clock) 213 00:13:27,010 --> 00:13:30,010 (alarm clock rings) 214 00:13:35,113 --> 00:13:37,613 (car crashes) 215 00:13:43,566 --> 00:13:45,829 - What have you done? 216 00:13:45,829 --> 00:13:46,829 - Seriously! 217 00:13:47,745 --> 00:13:49,328 - They never learn. 218 00:14:05,833 --> 00:14:09,351 - We're back again with 15 year old Alex King. 219 00:14:09,351 --> 00:14:10,601 Happy birthday. 220 00:14:13,136 --> 00:14:14,303 That is weird. 221 00:14:19,046 --> 00:14:21,751 - Seriously, Sam, you got me this last year. 222 00:14:21,751 --> 00:14:23,306 - How could I have done that, I only got 223 00:14:23,306 --> 00:14:27,473 it myself for Christmas - um, no I didn't shut up. 224 00:14:28,810 --> 00:14:31,027 - And this one is from me and Dad. 225 00:14:31,027 --> 00:14:32,385 - What's this then, a Crystals 226 00:14:32,385 --> 00:14:34,475 and Skulls game, special edition? 227 00:14:34,475 --> 00:14:36,077 - Alex King, have you been poking 228 00:14:36,077 --> 00:14:38,660 around in my presents cupboard? 229 00:14:43,465 --> 00:14:45,382 - It was a lucky guess. 230 00:14:46,422 --> 00:14:47,978 (knock on front door) 231 00:14:47,978 --> 00:14:49,986 - Thank Mum, Dad, that'll be Simon. 232 00:14:49,986 --> 00:14:51,136 - Now straight out after final bell, Alex, 233 00:14:51,136 --> 00:14:54,469 we might have a little surprise for you. 234 00:15:00,388 --> 00:15:03,138 - Hey, stupid thing, wore it out. 235 00:15:05,509 --> 00:15:07,877 Happy Birthday, mate. 236 00:15:07,877 --> 00:15:09,526 - Si, you ever heard of deja-vu? 237 00:15:09,526 --> 00:15:12,109 - Of course I have, great band. 238 00:15:15,110 --> 00:15:16,225 - Hey, Si, is it alright if I come 239 00:15:16,225 --> 00:15:17,455 to your house after school? 240 00:15:17,455 --> 00:15:21,751 - Yeah, whatever you say, your majesty, Birthday Prince. 241 00:15:21,751 --> 00:15:22,738 - Yeah, right, you made that joke 242 00:15:22,738 --> 00:15:24,294 last time, remember what happened ? 243 00:15:24,294 --> 00:15:27,672 - Last time, what are you talking- 244 00:15:27,672 --> 00:15:30,865 - I'm having a really weird morning. That doesn't matter, 245 00:15:30,865 --> 00:15:35,532 the big 1-5 today, this year is going to be completely- 246 00:15:35,532 --> 00:15:37,506 - Woah, look out boys 247 00:15:37,506 --> 00:15:38,506 - Different. 248 00:15:39,921 --> 00:15:43,754 - 1-4, you said the big 1-5, but it's big 1-4. 249 00:15:44,782 --> 00:15:46,046 - I'm 15 250 00:15:46,046 --> 00:15:47,892 - It's your 14th birthday, you plank. 251 00:15:47,892 --> 00:15:49,447 - I know how old I am, Simon. 252 00:15:49,447 --> 00:15:51,410 - If you were 15, we would be in year nine. 253 00:15:51,410 --> 00:15:52,675 - We are in year nine. 254 00:15:52,675 --> 00:15:55,020 - As if, then we wouldn't have Norris as our year head. 255 00:15:55,020 --> 00:15:56,936 - We don't have Norris as our year head. 256 00:15:56,936 --> 00:15:59,606 (car horn) 257 00:15:59,606 --> 00:16:02,773 (slow motion yelling) 258 00:16:08,232 --> 00:16:11,149 - Something is very wrong here, Si. 259 00:16:13,329 --> 00:16:14,829 - Ooh, sorry mate. 260 00:16:16,940 --> 00:16:20,179 - Simon, you're messing with me, right, you're winding me 261 00:16:20,179 --> 00:16:23,534 up; I'm 15, I was 14 last year, remember? 262 00:16:23,534 --> 00:16:25,787 It was the worst year of my life. 263 00:16:25,787 --> 00:16:26,983 The life-saving club, the soccer 264 00:16:26,983 --> 00:16:28,457 match, the date with Nicola Grey? 265 00:16:28,457 --> 00:16:31,116 - Date with Nicola Grey, that's not likely, what's the 266 00:16:31,116 --> 00:16:32,476 matter with you, did you fall on 267 00:16:32,476 --> 00:16:34,844 your head this morning or something? 268 00:16:34,844 --> 00:16:37,224 - Simon, I don't know how, but 269 00:16:37,224 --> 00:16:40,905 something really weird is happening, I think - 270 00:16:40,905 --> 00:16:43,285 (laughing) 271 00:16:43,285 --> 00:16:45,746 I feel like I've lived this year already. 272 00:16:45,746 --> 00:16:48,173 Did you hear what I said? 273 00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:50,785 - Are you wearing perfume? 274 00:16:50,785 --> 00:16:53,785 (school bell rings) 275 00:16:54,860 --> 00:16:56,462 - If you really have lived through all 276 00:16:56,462 --> 00:16:59,040 of this before, then tell me, what happens next? 277 00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:01,002 - I don't know, it was a year ago, 278 00:17:01,002 --> 00:17:03,509 I can't remember every detail. 279 00:17:03,509 --> 00:17:05,676 - Hey, King, kick it back. 280 00:17:06,876 --> 00:17:09,543 (sketchy music) 281 00:17:15,085 --> 00:17:19,168 - Wait, I do remember, I kicked the ball back and 282 00:17:20,170 --> 00:17:23,293 it hits Norris, and Parker and I get detention. 283 00:17:23,293 --> 00:17:25,963 - Right, hate to be the one to point it out to you, 284 00:17:25,963 --> 00:17:29,213 time traveller, but, Norris isn't there. 285 00:17:30,839 --> 00:17:35,006 - You're right, but he comes out that door in a second. 286 00:17:36,253 --> 00:17:38,170 With a pink skateboard. 287 00:17:39,331 --> 00:17:40,164 - Sure. 288 00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:44,728 - I better kick it back before he gets here. 289 00:17:57,758 --> 00:18:00,647 - Quick, tell me what happens next; no, don't tell me, 290 00:18:00,647 --> 00:18:02,087 I know, I've become cricket captain, 291 00:18:02,087 --> 00:18:04,293 I'm class president, and I finally get 292 00:18:04,293 --> 00:18:07,253 to snuggle your sister, am I right or am I right? 293 00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:08,670 - No, no, and ew. 294 00:18:12,373 --> 00:18:15,125 - [Mr. Norris] You two, detention, this afternoon. 295 00:18:15,125 --> 00:18:17,296 - [Parker Or Howe] But it wasn't us, it was King. 296 00:18:17,296 --> 00:18:21,278 - Shh, this is exactly what happened before. 297 00:18:21,278 --> 00:18:24,447 How is this possible, how have I gone back in time? 298 00:18:24,447 --> 00:18:26,050 - It's a temporal loop. 299 00:18:26,050 --> 00:18:26,883 - A what? 300 00:18:26,883 --> 00:18:28,964 - A temporal loop, I read about them. 301 00:18:28,964 --> 00:18:30,438 You fall through a crack in time to an earlier 302 00:18:30,438 --> 00:18:32,772 part in your life and you have to live through it again. 303 00:18:32,772 --> 00:18:36,772 It happens all the time; Oh, and Happy Birthday. 304 00:18:38,112 --> 00:18:40,446 - It's a gift, it's brilliant, you have 305 00:18:40,446 --> 00:18:42,582 this superpower; you know everything 306 00:18:42,582 --> 00:18:45,821 that's going to happen before it happens. 307 00:18:45,821 --> 00:18:48,004 - Yeah, I do, and it's all awful. 308 00:18:48,004 --> 00:18:52,171 Last year was single handedly the worst year of my life. 309 00:18:57,954 --> 00:18:59,428 - Why, what happened? 310 00:18:59,428 --> 00:19:00,261 - That. 311 00:19:02,273 --> 00:19:03,631 - Well, yes, wonderful, lovely, but let's get 312 00:19:03,631 --> 00:19:05,640 onto the things that we really want to 313 00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:07,404 know about, namely what happens to me. 314 00:19:07,404 --> 00:19:08,554 - Oh, and open my card. 315 00:19:08,554 --> 00:19:11,294 - Shh, don't let anyone know it's my birthday. 316 00:19:11,294 --> 00:19:15,211 Last time I opened your card and- hide me mate. 317 00:19:18,954 --> 00:19:20,349 - [Nicola] Guess who I saw? 318 00:19:20,349 --> 00:19:21,418 - [Nicola's Friend] Who? 319 00:19:21,418 --> 00:19:23,020 - [Nicola] Miriam. 320 00:19:23,020 --> 00:19:24,784 (laughter) 321 00:19:24,784 --> 00:19:26,584 - McPherson, I've moved classrooms. 322 00:19:26,584 --> 00:19:28,918 Go to the old one and fetch my contraband cupboard. 323 00:19:28,918 --> 00:19:30,729 - [McPherson] Oh, but sir, my back, 324 00:19:30,729 --> 00:19:32,157 I really hurt it when I fell over. 325 00:19:32,157 --> 00:19:33,794 I'm going to go see the nurse. 326 00:19:33,794 --> 00:19:36,711 - Ah, clear ending; You, you do it. 327 00:19:39,169 --> 00:19:41,752 (guitar music) 328 00:19:49,595 --> 00:19:50,512 - Ah, King. 329 00:20:02,221 --> 00:20:03,388 - [Norris] Ah! 330 00:20:11,126 --> 00:20:13,376 - My multicoloured bat ball. 331 00:20:15,434 --> 00:20:17,027 - King! 332 00:20:17,027 --> 00:20:19,349 (school bell rings) 333 00:20:19,349 --> 00:20:23,238 - This is a nightmare, why is this happening to me? 334 00:20:23,238 --> 00:20:25,096 - Maybe you've looped for a reason. 335 00:20:25,096 --> 00:20:26,617 Perhaps the universe felt sorry for everything 336 00:20:26,617 --> 00:20:28,300 that's happened to you last time. 337 00:20:28,300 --> 00:20:29,821 - Or the universe just thought it 338 00:20:29,821 --> 00:20:31,551 would be funny to watch it all again. 339 00:20:31,551 --> 00:20:34,338 - I don't think the universe has a sense of humour, Alex. 340 00:20:34,338 --> 00:20:38,421 - Whatever, Parker and Howe are going to grab me. 341 00:20:44,985 --> 00:20:47,294 (guitar music) 342 00:20:47,294 --> 00:20:49,918 - Alex, did something happen between 343 00:20:49,918 --> 00:20:51,764 you and Nicola last time? 344 00:20:51,764 --> 00:20:55,259 - Yeah, lots of things, lots of really 345 00:20:55,259 --> 00:20:58,592 really really awful things; now nothing. 346 00:21:00,611 --> 00:21:02,747 You're right, Maddy, the universe 347 00:21:02,747 --> 00:21:05,406 has given me a second chance, I can stop all 348 00:21:05,406 --> 00:21:09,573 the bad stuff that happened, like this, follow me. 349 00:21:12,606 --> 00:21:15,689 - See, humiliation avoided; actually, 350 00:21:17,004 --> 00:21:19,001 I don't know why I didn't just do that last time. 351 00:21:19,001 --> 00:21:20,406 (car horn) 352 00:21:20,406 --> 00:21:21,323 - Surprise! 353 00:21:29,357 --> 00:21:33,524 - The universe doesn't have a sense of humour, huh? 354 00:21:39,679 --> 00:21:42,627 Well, I suppose if I get through this meal 355 00:21:42,627 --> 00:21:44,427 without anyone from school seeing me, 356 00:21:44,427 --> 00:21:47,144 it would still be a better birthday than last time. 357 00:21:47,144 --> 00:21:49,477 - Birthday, whose birthday is it? 358 00:21:49,477 --> 00:21:50,720 - His, it's his birthday. 359 00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:53,245 - Oh, we have a birthday. 360 00:21:53,245 --> 00:21:55,495 (cheering) 361 00:21:56,571 --> 00:21:59,323 (camera clicks) 362 00:21:59,323 --> 00:22:00,832 - [Waitress] How old are you, your Majesty? 363 00:22:00,832 --> 00:22:02,132 - [Alex] 12. 364 00:22:02,132 --> 00:22:03,642 (clapping) 365 00:22:03,642 --> 00:22:07,809 - Birthday Prince, everyone, come see the birthday prince. 366 00:22:10,690 --> 00:22:12,690 - [ALL] One, two, three. 367 00:22:13,905 --> 00:22:15,344 - That's really not how royals 368 00:22:15,344 --> 00:22:17,190 celebrate their birthdays, is it? 369 00:22:17,190 --> 00:22:20,557 - Yeah, I should know I'm English. 370 00:22:20,557 --> 00:22:22,276 - Oh, you're English. 371 00:22:22,276 --> 00:22:25,074 - Sorry, sorry I'm late, got stuck in traffic. 372 00:22:25,074 --> 00:22:25,979 - What are you doing here? 373 00:22:25,979 --> 00:22:26,989 - I work here. 374 00:22:26,989 --> 00:22:27,822 - No, please, don't. 375 00:22:27,822 --> 00:22:29,114 (trumpet) 376 00:22:29,114 --> 00:22:30,781 Alright, that is it. 377 00:22:40,283 --> 00:22:41,366 - [Dad] Alex. 378 00:22:43,696 --> 00:22:47,863 - Ah, there's Parker, he'll be after his free burger. 379 00:22:51,382 --> 00:22:52,799 - Parker, coming. 380 00:22:56,351 --> 00:22:58,018 - Put a smiley face. 381 00:22:59,137 --> 00:23:00,554 - Painter coming? 382 00:23:15,557 --> 00:23:16,474 Oh, Parker! 383 00:23:21,061 --> 00:23:23,311 (laughing) 384 00:23:25,252 --> 00:23:29,419 - No, it's not what you think; It's not what you think. 385 00:23:33,460 --> 00:23:35,877 (harp music) 386 00:23:39,834 --> 00:23:40,983 - You okay? 387 00:23:40,983 --> 00:23:45,302 - I'm better than okay, I can do it, I can change things. 388 00:23:45,302 --> 00:23:47,636 The universe isn't laughing at me, 389 00:23:47,636 --> 00:23:50,712 this isn't a curse, this is a gift. 390 00:23:50,712 --> 00:23:52,140 - You know that Parker will be after 391 00:23:52,140 --> 00:23:53,534 you all year now, don't you? 392 00:23:53,534 --> 00:23:54,367 - Doesn't matter. 393 00:23:54,367 --> 00:23:56,111 - Well, it does to me, I'll be there 95% 394 00:23:56,111 --> 00:23:57,760 of the time and I might get hurt. 395 00:23:57,760 --> 00:24:01,243 - Nobody is going to get hurt, I've been given 396 00:24:01,243 --> 00:24:05,225 a whole new start. Last year, worst year of my life, 397 00:24:05,225 --> 00:24:09,300 and this year will be the best, starting now. 398 00:24:09,300 --> 00:24:12,133 (crashing noises) 399 00:24:13,770 --> 00:24:15,353 Okay, starting now. 400 00:24:17,137 --> 00:24:19,720 (upbeat music) 401 00:24:33,820 --> 00:24:37,987 - I was just about to step in and save you, wasn't I Maddy? 402 00:24:39,347 --> 00:24:43,097 If it wasn't for this- how does this happen? 29085

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