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I'm having
this baby right now!
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Oh my God... oh...
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Yeah, we
should have adopted.
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I can't deal
with this shit!
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Oh my God. Oh.
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I'm having
this baby right now
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My waters gonna break.
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Yes
No, no, no, no, no.
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I just got
the car cleaned.
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That's brand
new upholstery.
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What?...What?
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Brand new upholstery?
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- Yeah
- Fuck you!
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Fuck me?
Fuck you, Tom!
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Got the upholstery
cleaned fucking asshole.
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You know what?
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Piece of shit car anyway.
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Maybe, I shouldn't
have fucked you!
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Would you get
in the car please?
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And this time, cross
your goddamn legs!
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Well, I
should've crossed my
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legs nine months ago!
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That's what I
should have done
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you fucking bastard.
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Yeah, yeah...
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Look at this everybody,
all the lights are coming on!
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Everybody's
gonna see us fighting!
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Bastard! Get
in the fucking car!
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Really Jerry?
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Oh Jesus. I'm sorry!
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Aaah,
Take my bags.
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Okay, I
got 'em. I got 'em...
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Alright, alright
Here we go!
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Hey, shit
for brains, come on!
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Oh my God!
I am so sorry baby.
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You're so
beautiful. Look at you
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It fucking hurts,
shut the fuck up!
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We're having
a baby! Here we go...
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Okay, just be quiet!
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Oh my God!
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Are you guys
having yours too now?
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Nah, they're
just out in the middle
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of the night
hunting for squirrels.
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Would you get
in the goddamn car?
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Fuck you!
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Hey, follow us!
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If we make it.
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Alright, we'll see
you when we get there.
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Just open the
fucking door, will ya?
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Open your
own fucking door.
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Piece of shit car.
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We got this-
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Stay right behind us!
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Okay, come on.
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Are you
having yours now too?
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No, I like waking
up in the middle of the
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fucking night with
half of my tit hanging out
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for all of everybody in the
fucking neighborhood to see.
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Your tit was
not hanging out
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It's Okay baby.
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Are you trying
to piss me off right now?
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No, I just don't
understand all this hostility.
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I swear, if you come near
me with that dick again,
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I will bite it off!
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Jesus, Carol!
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Shut the fuck up!
Jerry and drive!
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Okay, alright,
hold on. Hold on, babe!
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Hold on. Here we go....
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The way we
remember our fathers
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Listen to this:
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Here, you
want one of these?
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Uh, you sure we can?
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Hey, I'm the chief
of police in this town.
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I'm entitled to one
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Thanks.
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So was uh, was your wife screaming
obscenities to you on the way over too?
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Sort of, Becky?
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Yeah, Becky, she
wanted to film the entire
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birth from the
doctor's point of view
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so the next time
I wanna have sex,
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I can see how
torn up her shit is!
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Wow. She said that?
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Yeah.
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Carol told me she
would bite my dick off.
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Ooh, that hurts!
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Well, at least you'll
get some action out of it.
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So why ain't you in there?
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C-Section. That is
not something I want to see
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Yeah, Becky's
doing that C-Section thing too.
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What, you can't
stomach it either huh?
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Nah, nah listen I've
been through it twice already
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with my exes,
that's not the point.
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You know,
Becky said to me,
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Eat shit and die
on the way over so,
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I take that
as a non-invite,
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She can do that
thing on her own.
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Yeah.
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You okay?
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Nervous, you know
First time having a kid and all.
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Doctor says it's gonna be
a boy but what if he's wrong?
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Well, boys are cool,
except they're assholes 'til
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they're about fifteen...
Then they become your
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best friend for
the rest of your life.
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What about girls?
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Girls...
Daddy's little girl
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Sweet as a button.
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They look up
at you with those eyes
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man, like you're
the only man in their life.
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Till they become a teenager.
Then you got a problem.
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What do you mean?
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Well, hell on wheels
in a tight black dress.
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What are you talking about?
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I'm telling you, I mean
before she turns thirteen
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you get your credit
card you get your cash,
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you get your check book
and you put it in a safe,
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because that girl
is gonna drive you broke.
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Mr. Roma, Mr. Burke?
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No no I'm..
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I'm Mr. Burke.
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Mr. Roma, Mr. Burke,
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your wives
are in recovery
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and your boys
are in the nursery.
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Wait, wait, you said boys?
Ohhhh... Say it again!
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Boys.
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Boys! Ha ha!
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Ha!
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Hey...
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Congratulations, Tom.
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Yeah, you too, Jerry.
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Ha!
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You got a light on you?
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You're not supposed
to smoke in here.
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Happy birthday, boys!
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Oh, why thank you, Scott.
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Cheers!
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Health and happiness.
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Woah!
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Look at this...
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woman suffers from
ninety orgasms an hour.
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What a break!
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What?
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She even uses
the word "suffers"
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How could
she be suffering?
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She should
be thanking God!
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So Scott, you
ready for that
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Series 7
tomorrow or what?
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Think so.
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Think so?
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What ya mean? I think so?
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Sure.
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Confidence, Scott.
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Confidence. You gotta
go in there with confidence,
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give 'em hell, bud!
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And thanks Jonathan,
for everything with the tests.
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You got it, buddy.
You deserve every bit of it.
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You're, you're good.
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Aw, you guys
wanna hug now?
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Shut the fuck up.
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Come on, I'm serious.
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I could get you
guys a room if you want.
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So you singing tonight?
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Of course he's singing
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When on karaoke
night doesn't he sing?
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This guy always
sings. He's a singer.
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Sing sing sing.
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So what's it
gonna be, Jonathan?
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Jonathan? Jonathan?
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Jonathan?
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Huh?
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Looks like
someone got struck
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More like a hard-on
for the Jameson lookalike.
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Holy shit!
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You think that
every blonde that walks
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in here looks like her.
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You can't tell me that she
doesn't look like Jenna,
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or even Amber, Come on!
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Who you talking about?
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Are you kidding me?
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Oh, Jenna Jame...
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No.
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You can't say her full name.
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What?
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Us guys have
not earned the right.
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Double or nothing.
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The lookalike falls head
over heels for Jonathan.
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No way.
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What can I get you?
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Two martinis and
whatever he's having.
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Coming right up.
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My name's Jenna.
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No fucking way.
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What?
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Has anyone
ever told you
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Don't mind my
friend he babbles a lot.
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This is Andy
And I'm Jonathan.
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Well this is my cousin
Sheila and my friend Christina
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Hi ladies!
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We're gonna go grab a table.
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And our next singer
will be I shoulda' guessed
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Jonathan!
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So you some sort
of a one-hit wonder?
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Oh, I can do
a few others, I guess.
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And what are you waiting for?
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Well, I'm thinking you
should come up with me!
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Ha! Oh, no.
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Well, wait a second
You put the request in
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I didn't put in a request.
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Andy?
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You kinda did.
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You kinda did.
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Okay fine.
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But I get to pick the song.
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Okay!
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Thank you.
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Thanks, Crystal.
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What would you
have done if I said no?
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But you didn't
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Another hundred they move in
together within six months.
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I can't believe how
much she looks like her
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from "The Misogynist"
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Oh wait. Maybe
it's someone else.
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She's got Amber's
look in "The Playhouse"
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No! Shit!
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Jenna from "Backdoor Friends"
No "Big Titties 4"
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It's really sick how you know
the titles of all those movies
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"I Fucked Jenna"
That's the 70s spoof
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of the TV show
"I Dream of Jeannie"
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They called it
"I Fucked Jenna"
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That's it! That's gotta be it!
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You need to see a doctor.
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Listen.
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Some people view pornographic
films as pieces of garbage.
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I view them as
pieces of education
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that should be bestowed
on every heterosexual male
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when he turns
the age of eighteen.
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Like when you go to vote
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they should be
like "Here's your ballot"
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and give you a
copy of "Juicy Asses"
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I think it's that
point in our relationship
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where we start
talking about you.
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Well I know my
biological clock is ticking
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and you just turned red!
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You! you are beautiful!
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Oh, thank you!
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00:10:37,827 --> 00:10:40,865
Perfect day just
to father 2.3 kids.
247
00:10:43,866 --> 00:10:45,166
What's
wrong with .3?
248
00:10:45,168 --> 00:10:46,868
Nothing!
249
00:10:46,870 --> 00:10:48,103
It means we have a dog
250
00:10:48,105 --> 00:10:50,504
and we're constantly
working to get a third.
251
00:10:50,506 --> 00:10:51,305
Golden retriever.
252
00:10:51,307 --> 00:10:53,074
A black lab.
253
00:10:53,076 --> 00:10:54,041
German shepherd.
254
00:10:54,043 --> 00:10:56,545
That works.
255
00:10:56,547 --> 00:10:57,445
Two and a half baths.
256
00:10:57,447 --> 00:10:58,213
Three.
257
00:10:58,215 --> 00:10:59,314
Three?
258
00:10:59,316 --> 00:11:01,483
Trust me! With two teenage
daughters running around
259
00:11:01,485 --> 00:11:04,286
you'll be really
happy we have it.
260
00:11:04,288 --> 00:11:07,289
Okay well, you know
now that we have that
261
00:11:07,291 --> 00:11:09,089
all figured out what's next?
262
00:11:09,091 --> 00:11:11,059
I don't know.
263
00:11:11,061 --> 00:11:14,528
Do we get a life
insurance policy in place?
264
00:11:14,530 --> 00:11:16,263
Yeah, I'm covered.
265
00:11:16,265 --> 00:11:18,333
And how much?
266
00:11:18,335 --> 00:11:20,001
Are you planning on
killing me or something?
267
00:11:20,003 --> 00:11:22,070
I will kill you if we
don't get that third bath.
268
00:11:22,072 --> 00:11:23,872
And you call me overconfident?
269
00:11:23,874 --> 00:11:26,174
Yeah!
270
00:11:26,176 --> 00:11:30,478
Somehow the entire weekend you
managed to keep focus on me
271
00:11:30,480 --> 00:11:34,081
kinda like a lawyer
cross-examining her witness.
272
00:11:34,083 --> 00:11:37,551
Bingo!
You're a smart man
273
00:11:37,553 --> 00:11:41,355
and you're an investment
advisor for a wealth management
274
00:11:41,357 --> 00:11:42,424
company here in Red Bank.
275
00:11:42,426 --> 00:11:43,291
Yup
276
00:11:43,293 --> 00:11:44,993
And what was
the name of that again?
277
00:11:44,995 --> 00:11:46,862
Arrowhead Advisors.
278
00:11:46,864 --> 00:11:49,964
Is that in
the Galleria building?
279
00:11:49,966 --> 00:11:51,900
Yeah, it is! Why?
280
00:11:51,902 --> 00:11:54,236
That's where
my brother-in-law works.
281
00:11:54,238 --> 00:11:55,203
Really?
282
00:11:55,205 --> 00:11:56,238
Mm-hmm
283
00:11:56,240 --> 00:11:58,006
Who is your brother-in-law?
284
00:11:58,008 --> 00:12:01,209
That would be your boss.
285
00:12:01,211 --> 00:12:03,111
Joe Barcia is
your brother-in-law
286
00:12:03,113 --> 00:12:06,480
Yup
287
00:12:06,482 --> 00:12:09,217
Well that certainly
makes things interesting.
288
00:12:09,219 --> 00:12:14,421
It could or it couldn't
289
00:12:14,423 --> 00:12:18,893
I guess, guess
that's up to us, right?
290
00:12:18,895 --> 00:12:21,931
Yeah. Yeah, it is.
291
00:12:30,039 --> 00:12:31,473
Scott?
292
00:12:31,475 --> 00:12:33,074
Hey, what's up?
293
00:12:33,076 --> 00:12:34,275
No tie?
294
00:12:34,277 --> 00:12:36,243
Aren't you supposed to be
taking your Series 7 right now?
295
00:12:36,245 --> 00:12:40,315
Yeah
I rescheduled it.
296
00:12:40,317 --> 00:12:43,354
In my office. Now.
297
00:12:45,589 --> 00:12:46,588
What's going on with you?
298
00:12:46,590 --> 00:12:47,689
Nothing.
299
00:12:47,691 --> 00:12:49,690
Scott.
300
00:12:49,692 --> 00:12:50,691
I'm not ready.
301
00:12:50,693 --> 00:12:51,926
Yes you are.
302
00:12:51,928 --> 00:12:52,728
No, I'm not.
303
00:12:52,730 --> 00:12:54,296
I reviewed all
your practice exams.
304
00:12:54,298 --> 00:12:55,530
They're not the same.
305
00:12:55,532 --> 00:12:57,031
You've worked very
hard around here.
306
00:12:57,033 --> 00:12:58,632
You've helped
me close accounts
307
00:12:58,634 --> 00:13:00,669
You are ready to become a
full-time account manager.
308
00:13:00,671 --> 00:13:02,002
Not as good as you, though.
309
00:13:02,004 --> 00:13:03,036
You'll be better.
310
00:13:03,038 --> 00:13:04,272
I'm sorry, did you see
your numbers last quarter?
311
00:13:04,274 --> 00:13:06,974
Yes, I did, and half of those
accounts I couldn't have closed
312
00:13:06,976 --> 00:13:10,244
without your help. You've got
to get out of my shadow.
313
00:13:10,246 --> 00:13:12,079
You're right. I know
314
00:13:12,081 --> 00:13:14,482
Let's make a deal.
You take the exam
315
00:13:14,484 --> 00:13:16,383
and I'll make sure Barcia
approves your trip to Toronto.
316
00:13:16,385 --> 00:13:17,384
Really?
317
00:13:17,386 --> 00:13:18,386
That's right.
318
00:13:19,322 --> 00:13:22,589
Burke! How are ya?
319
00:13:22,591 --> 00:13:24,291
Morning, Scotty.
320
00:13:24,293 --> 00:13:27,494
Morning, Joe.
321
00:13:27,496 --> 00:13:29,129
Weren't you supposed
to take your Series 7 today?
322
00:13:29,131 --> 00:13:31,598
I, uh, I asked him to
move it to next week
323
00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:33,600
so he could help
me close some old accounts.
324
00:13:33,602 --> 00:13:36,537
Which, by the way, Joe I was
wondering if you could approve
325
00:13:36,539 --> 00:13:40,241
Scott to come to
Toronto with me?
326
00:13:40,243 --> 00:13:44,079
If you think it's necessary.
327
00:13:44,081 --> 00:13:47,015
I wouldn't ask
if I didn't think it was.
328
00:13:47,017 --> 00:13:49,017
Yeah.
329
00:13:49,019 --> 00:13:51,618
I'll put in a request,
we'll see what we can do.
330
00:13:51,620 --> 00:13:53,088
You have your
racquets in the car?
331
00:13:53,090 --> 00:13:54,122
Always do.
332
00:13:54,124 --> 00:13:57,122
Good! Loser buys dinner.
333
00:13:57,124 --> 00:13:58,392
Steakhouse, Creamed spinach
334
00:13:58,394 --> 00:14:01,262
Little tomato and onion salad
I can taste it right now
335
00:14:01,264 --> 00:14:02,396
you better bring
a pocketful of cash.
336
00:14:02,398 --> 00:14:04,232
Oh yeah, well you better
bring your Black Card then.
337
00:14:04,234 --> 00:14:06,734
Black Card this
You're gonna lose.
338
00:14:06,736 --> 00:14:10,037
Oh. End of the month?
Let's make some money, huh?
339
00:14:10,039 --> 00:14:13,074
Yeah, sure Joe. Yeah
Get the fuck outta here.
340
00:14:13,076 --> 00:14:14,675
You better
fucking kick his ass
341
00:14:14,677 --> 00:14:18,512
and leave him in
his little pink underwear.
342
00:14:18,514 --> 00:14:20,047
What?
343
00:15:07,464 --> 00:15:11,132
So how was the
weekend, Burke?
344
00:15:11,134 --> 00:15:12,367
Pretty good.
345
00:15:12,369 --> 00:15:15,270
Pretty good. Pretty good. Yeah
346
00:15:15,272 --> 00:15:18,373
You got some, didn't you?
347
00:15:18,375 --> 00:15:20,175
Kinda.
348
00:15:20,177 --> 00:15:23,111
Kinda?
349
00:15:23,113 --> 00:15:24,579
Why don't you
tell Papa all about it, huh?
350
00:15:24,581 --> 00:15:26,680
It' good to hear
stories every now and then
351
00:15:26,682 --> 00:15:28,715
Perfect place
for it, a locker room.
352
00:15:28,717 --> 00:15:31,754
So talk some
locker room to me.
353
00:15:35,424 --> 00:15:36,324
You okay?
354
00:15:36,326 --> 00:15:40,561
Oh yeah. Great
uncomfortable little itch
355
00:15:40,563 --> 00:15:44,799
that I can't get rid of
it's growing back.
356
00:15:49,172 --> 00:15:51,439
I'm putting in a
promotion for you, Burke.
357
00:15:51,441 --> 00:15:52,339
No way.
358
00:15:52,341 --> 00:15:54,108
Yeah way.
359
00:15:54,110 --> 00:15:57,679
How does Senior Director of
Account Management sound?
360
00:15:57,681 --> 00:15:58,746
You're shitting me.
361
00:15:58,748 --> 00:16:01,382
I shit you not.
362
00:16:01,384 --> 00:16:04,518
Gonna call HR
put in the paperwork
363
00:16:04,520 --> 00:16:07,254
Usually takes about
two to three weeks.
364
00:16:07,256 --> 00:16:09,156
Done deal.
365
00:16:09,158 --> 00:16:10,425
Thank you!
366
00:16:10,427 --> 00:16:11,526
No problem, Burke.
367
00:16:11,528 --> 00:16:14,565
Keep it stiff
368
00:16:16,500 --> 00:16:17,799
So part of
the promotion means
369
00:16:17,801 --> 00:16:19,700
you're gonna be
absorbing other accounts.
370
00:16:19,702 --> 00:16:21,502
Most of them
are ones that I opened.
371
00:16:21,504 --> 00:16:22,403
Some of them
are from like twenty
372
00:16:22,405 --> 00:16:24,472
years ago when the
company first started.
373
00:16:24,474 --> 00:16:27,876
The newer ones would
be like Stephen Bower
374
00:16:27,878 --> 00:16:31,115
uh, Dominick Grillo,
you know...
375
00:16:33,517 --> 00:16:35,483
Did you say Dominick Grillo?
376
00:16:35,485 --> 00:16:38,853
Yeah. Dominick Grillo.
377
00:16:38,855 --> 00:16:40,054
Like the mobster?
378
00:16:40,056 --> 00:16:44,691
Oh, come on Burke. Relax, it's
all allegations and bullshit.
379
00:16:44,693 --> 00:16:47,328
Same thing as
you do with your accounts.
380
00:16:47,330 --> 00:16:49,930
You know, call
them up, make an introduction.
381
00:16:49,932 --> 00:16:51,598
That's it
business as usual.
382
00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:54,401
Right? Get it,
got it? Good.
383
00:16:54,403 --> 00:16:55,435
Sure.
384
00:16:55,437 --> 00:16:57,738
There's one guy though
that I want you to close.
385
00:16:57,740 --> 00:16:59,306
You're gonna take a
small hit on your commission
386
00:16:59,308 --> 00:17:02,477
but eh, you make
it up the following month.
387
00:17:02,479 --> 00:17:03,645
And?
388
00:17:03,647 --> 00:17:07,315
Little tiny hit
Little baby hit.
389
00:17:07,317 --> 00:17:09,616
It's somebody we don't want
to do business with anymore.
390
00:17:09,618 --> 00:17:11,686
And why don't we want to do
business with them anymore?
391
00:17:11,688 --> 00:17:12,853
Because where he
gets his money from
392
00:17:12,855 --> 00:17:15,657
the company doesn't really
want to be associated with it.
393
00:17:15,659 --> 00:17:16,324
Is it illegal?
394
00:17:16,326 --> 00:17:19,427
No! No!
not illegal. No.
395
00:17:19,429 --> 00:17:25,400
Uh, did you ever hear of
Kevin "The Hammer" Steele?
396
00:17:26,970 --> 00:17:29,636
I can't seem to
get a load to work.
397
00:17:29,638 --> 00:17:35,276
Well, let me drop a load
in and see if it works.
398
00:17:35,278 --> 00:17:38,315
Okay!
399
00:17:42,685 --> 00:17:46,787
Kevin Steel is a god, he's the
greatest porno star to ever live
400
00:17:46,789 --> 00:17:49,826
That's who that is?
401
00:17:50,426 --> 00:17:52,427
No.
402
00:17:52,429 --> 00:17:54,228
No?
403
00:17:54,230 --> 00:18:00,767
No. No. No
Okay then, let's go.
404
00:18:00,769 --> 00:18:01,701
Well yes, Mr. Hastings.
405
00:18:01,703 --> 00:18:05,239
I'll be your account
manager from now on.
406
00:18:05,241 --> 00:18:07,441
No no no, Mr. Barcia
will still be available.
407
00:18:07,443 --> 00:18:09,544
It's just that I'll be your
point of contact moving forward.
408
00:18:09,546 --> 00:18:12,713
You still logged on?
409
00:18:12,715 --> 00:18:15,350
Great, great. So why don't we
set up a dinner so we can talk
410
00:18:15,352 --> 00:18:17,017
about diversifying your
portfolio next week?
411
00:18:17,019 --> 00:18:19,786
Fucking firewalls!
412
00:18:19,788 --> 00:18:20,854
Great, Mr. Hastings.
413
00:18:20,856 --> 00:18:23,391
You have a great day, thanks!
414
00:18:23,393 --> 00:18:26,526
What the hell are
you doing? Seriously!
415
00:18:26,528 --> 00:18:29,930
You remember the movie
"I Fucked Jenna"?
416
00:18:29,932 --> 00:18:31,099
Yes!
417
00:18:31,101 --> 00:18:33,567
Well, I'm gonna prove to you
that this girl you've been
418
00:18:33,569 --> 00:18:35,370
seeing all
the time is....
419
00:18:35,372 --> 00:18:37,705
Not all the time!
420
00:18:37,707 --> 00:18:38,805
Really?
421
00:18:38,807 --> 00:18:41,642
Well let's do lunch, then.
422
00:18:41,644 --> 00:18:43,311
I can't. I'm, uh
423
00:18:43,313 --> 00:18:44,545
having lunch with uh
424
00:18:44,547 --> 00:18:45,546
Jenna!
425
00:18:45,548 --> 00:18:46,713
I know.
426
00:18:46,715 --> 00:18:49,383
Listen, let me bring up this
clip and then I can prove
427
00:18:49,385 --> 00:18:51,786
to you who she really is.
428
00:18:51,788 --> 00:18:52,920
Uh, First of all
429
00:18:52,922 --> 00:18:54,788
don't bring anything
up on my computer
430
00:18:54,790 --> 00:18:55,957
And second of all
431
00:18:55,959 --> 00:18:58,026
how the hell did you know
I'm having lunch with Jenna?
432
00:18:58,028 --> 00:19:00,761
Mhm Mhm Mhm.
433
00:19:00,763 --> 00:19:02,997
I'm the Senior
Manager of Technology.
434
00:19:02,999 --> 00:19:05,600
And you hacked into my calendar?
435
00:19:05,602 --> 00:19:07,602
So where are you going?
436
00:19:07,604 --> 00:19:08,936
Rosina's.
437
00:19:08,938 --> 00:19:10,438
Then where?
438
00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:12,476
Back to the office.
439
00:19:17,614 --> 00:19:19,947
No you're not you're gonna take
her to the shopping mall and go
440
00:19:19,949 --> 00:19:22,616
shopping. Then you're gonna
go see one of those lame-ass
441
00:19:22,618 --> 00:19:24,786
independent movies down in Red
Bank. Then you're gonna take her
442
00:19:24,788 --> 00:19:26,688
for dinner and then
hopefully you're gonna
443
00:19:26,690 --> 00:19:30,658
be bangin' the hell out of her.
444
00:19:30,660 --> 00:19:32,326
As much as I
wish that was the case
445
00:19:32,328 --> 00:19:33,995
I've got to get
back to the office.
446
00:19:33,997 --> 00:19:37,532
Ha! No you don't!
Your computer has a virus.
447
00:19:37,534 --> 00:19:38,932
No it doesn't.
448
00:19:38,934 --> 00:19:40,934
Oh, I'm sorry Mr. Burke
but I'm gonna have to
449
00:19:40,936 --> 00:19:43,403
take your computer down to IT.
450
00:19:43,405 --> 00:19:45,105
Ha ha!
451
00:19:45,107 --> 00:19:47,074
You can't do that.
452
00:19:47,076 --> 00:19:49,911
Yes I can, I do it
for Barcia all the time.
453
00:19:49,913 --> 00:19:53,748
What do you think he does every
third Wednesday of the month?
454
00:19:53,750 --> 00:19:55,016
I don't wanna know!
455
00:19:55,018 --> 00:19:58,952
Ha ha mhmm.
456
00:19:58,954 --> 00:20:02,789
He goes home and bangs Mrs.
Barcia Or he's banging someone
457
00:20:02,791 --> 00:20:05,959
else. I'm thinking someone else
You ever see his wife? Ewww!
458
00:20:05,961 --> 00:20:06,826
You're sick!
459
00:20:06,828 --> 00:20:10,131
She's ugly, man!
Ooh, you gotta see it
460
00:20:10,133 --> 00:20:12,667
Oh wait, congratulations
on your promotion!
461
00:20:12,669 --> 00:20:14,434
That's not public. Forget it.
462
00:20:14,436 --> 00:20:16,371
You should be excited.
463
00:20:16,373 --> 00:20:17,372
I am.
464
00:20:17,374 --> 00:20:19,673
You don't look it.
465
00:20:19,675 --> 00:20:20,642
Well Barcia's
got me closing an account
466
00:20:20,644 --> 00:20:23,009
because of what
the guy does for a living.
467
00:20:23,011 --> 00:20:25,048
Who's the client?
468
00:20:30,153 --> 00:20:34,756
Kevin fucking Steele? This
guy is a goddamn fucking hero
469
00:20:34,758 --> 00:20:37,658
You know how many fucking
loads I shot watching this guy?
470
00:20:37,660 --> 00:20:39,960
You can't fucking close
this account! You can't!
471
00:20:39,962 --> 00:20:42,430
Well if I don't I think Barcia's
gonna hold up my promotion!
472
00:20:42,432 --> 00:20:44,699
He can't do that.
473
00:20:44,701 --> 00:20:46,667
Barcia?
474
00:20:46,669 --> 00:20:48,969
Or maybe he can.
What are we gonna do about it?
475
00:20:48,971 --> 00:20:51,104
We... are going to do nothing.
476
00:20:51,106 --> 00:20:52,940
Well what if he tried
to blackmail you or something?
477
00:20:52,942 --> 00:20:54,441
Oh ooh! Drop it.
478
00:20:54,443 --> 00:20:55,575
No! I won't drop it. No.
479
00:20:55,577 --> 00:20:56,811
Drop it
480
00:20:56,813 --> 00:20:57,812
No.
481
00:20:57,814 --> 00:21:02,016
Drop it... Drop it.
482
00:21:12,461 --> 00:21:15,028
I know it's here
It's gotta be here somewhere.
483
00:21:15,030 --> 00:21:17,067
The hell are you doing?
484
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,100
Please tell me
you didn't throw it out.
485
00:21:19,102 --> 00:21:20,867
You know you owe me money
on the mortgage, right?
486
00:21:20,869 --> 00:21:26,140
I'm a little low on cash
Could you please cover me?
487
00:21:26,142 --> 00:21:27,475
Yeah.
488
00:21:27,477 --> 00:21:30,111
Now tell me
you didn't throw it out!
489
00:21:30,113 --> 00:21:31,179
Throw what out?
490
00:21:31,181 --> 00:21:32,479
The box of porn!
491
00:21:32,481 --> 00:21:34,481
Dude! You need to get a life!
492
00:21:34,483 --> 00:21:35,583
What's that supposed to mean?
493
00:21:37,487 --> 00:21:40,488
Nothing
Hey! Hey hey.
494
00:21:40,490 --> 00:21:42,590
Yeah, you're hard
to get ahold of.
495
00:21:42,592 --> 00:21:45,992
I know, I'm sorry. My last
client meeting was running late
496
00:21:45,994 --> 00:21:47,661
and then I didn't
have any power on my phone
497
00:21:47,663 --> 00:21:50,898
The dog ate your
homework, there was a typhoon.
498
00:21:50,900 --> 00:21:53,767
Hey, be nice!
Or I won't let you see this
499
00:21:53,769 --> 00:21:56,804
incredibly revealing dress
I bought for tomorrow night.
500
00:21:56,806 --> 00:21:59,539
Oh.. You are killing me.
501
00:21:59,541 --> 00:22:02,809
Oh Come on, you'll see
me in less than 24 hours.
502
00:22:02,811 --> 00:22:08,248
No no, it's not that
I have some bad news.
503
00:22:08,250 --> 00:22:10,517
Well don't tell me
you're breaking up with me.
504
00:22:10,519 --> 00:22:12,886
I still need to get that
insurance policy in place.
505
00:22:12,888 --> 00:22:17,824
Very funny, no,
I can't make it tomorrow night.
506
00:22:17,826 --> 00:22:19,594
Oh no, why?
507
00:22:19,596 --> 00:22:21,929
Well, Joe's got me
going to Baltimore.
508
00:22:21,931 --> 00:22:23,063
Motherfucker!
509
00:22:23,065 --> 00:22:25,565
He dropped... dropped it
on me at the end of the day,
510
00:22:25,567 --> 00:22:29,536
which is why I was trying to get
in touch with you, but... listen
511
00:22:29,538 --> 00:22:33,207
I am so sorry, I
promise I'll make it up to you.
512
00:22:33,209 --> 00:22:37,678
It's okay. actually I
should be making it up to you.
513
00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:39,180
How do you figure?
514
00:22:39,182 --> 00:22:41,748
Well it's my family
that's impeding on our plans
515
00:22:41,750 --> 00:22:44,084
so, technically it's my fault.
516
00:22:44,086 --> 00:22:46,286
Your mother!
517
00:22:46,288 --> 00:22:48,555
Is Andy okay?
518
00:22:48,557 --> 00:22:50,257
Um, yeah, no.
519
00:22:50,259 --> 00:22:52,692
He's just looking for a needle
in a haystack. I guess.
520
00:22:52,694 --> 00:22:55,796
Not just a needle, my friend
And when I find it,
521
00:22:55,798 --> 00:22:57,998
I'll be showing it
to little Miss thing there.
522
00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:01,669
Ha ha ha
What is he talking about?
523
00:23:01,671 --> 00:23:04,572
Uh, nothing..You're
sure you're not mad?
524
00:23:04,574 --> 00:23:09,709
Hey, this is what
it's all about, right?
525
00:23:09,711 --> 00:23:11,946
So how long will you be there?
526
00:23:11,948 --> 00:23:14,047
Two days
527
00:23:14,049 --> 00:23:16,616
I'll miss you.
528
00:23:16,618 --> 00:23:18,553
I'll miss you.
529
00:23:18,555 --> 00:23:20,555
Son of a bitch!
530
00:23:20,557 --> 00:23:22,590
What was that?
531
00:23:22,592 --> 00:23:25,793
Uh It looks like
the haystack has just imploded.
532
00:23:25,795 --> 00:23:27,128
Listen, I'll call
you later, okay?
533
00:23:27,130 --> 00:23:28,728
Ha Okay. Bye
534
00:23:28,730 --> 00:23:31,768
Bye
535
00:23:37,740 --> 00:23:45,580
Wha Wha.. What is going on here?
Listen want these tickets?
536
00:23:45,582 --> 00:23:46,680
Me at a Broadway show?
537
00:23:46,682 --> 00:23:47,882
No. Not you at a Broadway show.
538
00:23:47,884 --> 00:23:51,719
I think you can sell them and
pay your half of the mortgage.
539
00:23:51,721 --> 00:23:53,921
I love the way you think.
540
00:23:53,923 --> 00:23:57,961
Now can you help me out
before I wreck this whole house?
541
00:24:00,630 --> 00:24:02,666
Attic above my closet
542
00:24:23,653 --> 00:24:25,151
Burke!
543
00:24:25,153 --> 00:24:27,220
Joe! what?
What are you doing here?
544
00:24:27,222 --> 00:24:29,190
I've been giving
it a lot of thought.
545
00:24:29,192 --> 00:24:30,624
You're going
down to Baltimore
546
00:24:30,626 --> 00:24:31,825
and you've never
met these guys before and
547
00:24:31,827 --> 00:24:33,361
You're a little
rough and tumble
548
00:24:33,363 --> 00:24:35,328
And I just felt that
I need to be there
549
00:24:35,330 --> 00:24:37,998
maybe make
this transition smoother
550
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:40,200
Hope you don't mind.
551
00:24:40,202 --> 00:24:42,769
No. Fine
552
00:24:42,771 --> 00:24:47,642
Uh, you and Jenna, huh?
553
00:24:47,644 --> 00:24:50,010
Listen, I uh hope it's okay, Joe
554
00:24:50,012 --> 00:24:51,679
No, you? You're kidding?
555
00:24:51,681 --> 00:24:54,382
I couldn't think of a
better guy for her to be with.
556
00:24:54,384 --> 00:24:57,852
She's always been like
the sister I never had.
557
00:24:57,854 --> 00:25:02,922
In fact you know this? She's
the godmother of our daughter.
558
00:25:02,924 --> 00:25:07,193
No. No I didn't
know that, actually.
559
00:25:07,195 --> 00:25:08,996
Yeah. It's funny.
560
00:25:08,998 --> 00:25:13,066
I was the guy that pushed her
into becoming an attorney.
561
00:25:13,068 --> 00:25:16,804
You know she's got that
way about her you know?
562
00:25:16,806 --> 00:25:18,271
She's very spunky.
563
00:25:18,273 --> 00:25:20,007
That, I did know.
564
00:25:20,009 --> 00:25:21,676
ha ha ha
565
00:25:21,678 --> 00:25:23,911
That's Jenna!
566
00:25:23,913 --> 00:25:28,349
Oh what do we have here?
A wallet? This yours?
567
00:25:28,351 --> 00:25:29,350
No.
568
00:25:29,352 --> 00:25:31,388
No?
569
00:25:31,921 --> 00:25:34,157
Excuse me,
did you drop this?
570
00:25:38,124 --> 00:25:38,258
Hi
571
00:25:38,260 --> 00:25:41,297
Uh Did
you drop this?
572
00:25:43,965 --> 00:25:46,901
Yoo-hoo!
573
00:25:46,903 --> 00:25:48,268
Excuse me!
574
00:25:48,270 --> 00:25:50,738
You drop your wallet I found it
575
00:25:50,740 --> 00:25:52,206
Do I know you?
576
00:25:52,208 --> 00:25:55,910
No, but I found your wallet
My name's Joe Barcia
577
00:25:55,912 --> 00:25:59,447
Arrowhead Investors
Where we treat people nice!
578
00:25:59,449 --> 00:26:03,918
Come on don't leave mad!
Just leave! Bimbo!
579
00:26:15,131 --> 00:26:16,296
Burke! I'd like you
to meet my good friend
580
00:26:16,298 --> 00:26:19,365
Steven Bower from Bower
Construction in Tampa, Florida.
581
00:26:19,367 --> 00:26:20,100
Pleasure to meet you.
582
00:26:20,102 --> 00:26:21,468
Nice to meet you too.
583
00:26:21,470 --> 00:26:22,536
And my good friend Dominick
Grillo who owns some restaurants
584
00:26:22,538 --> 00:26:25,139
and night clubs
here on the East Coast.
585
00:26:25,141 --> 00:26:26,273
How you doing?
586
00:26:26,275 --> 00:26:27,975
He's up for a promotion
he's gonna be handling
587
00:26:27,977 --> 00:26:28,942
most of my accounts.
588
00:26:28,944 --> 00:26:29,776
Oh, yeah?
589
00:26:29,778 --> 00:26:31,011
How long you been with the firm?
590
00:26:31,013 --> 00:26:34,515
Oh, I handpicked the boy myself
Comes from good stock.
591
00:26:34,517 --> 00:26:38,017
He's great. Not as great as I
am but you're in good hands
592
00:26:38,019 --> 00:26:39,452
Ah, shit look who's coming.
593
00:26:39,454 --> 00:26:40,286
Are you kidding me?
594
00:26:40,288 --> 00:26:41,287
Yup
595
00:26:41,289 --> 00:26:42,856
If Buckwheat asks me
again if I need a caddy
596
00:26:42,858 --> 00:26:44,191
I'm gonna crack
him in his fucking head.
597
00:26:44,193 --> 00:26:46,259
Who the hell are you kidding?
You've been hanging out with
598
00:26:46,261 --> 00:26:47,761
this goomba for too long.
599
00:26:47,763 --> 00:26:48,662
Blow me!
600
00:26:48,664 --> 00:26:52,499
Morning, sir!
You need a caddy?
601
00:26:52,501 --> 00:26:55,503
Do you need a caddy? Good
morning sir! Let me ask you
602
00:26:55,505 --> 00:26:58,139
a question. How many carts
do you see over there?
603
00:26:58,141 --> 00:27:00,106
Ahh... Two
604
00:27:00,108 --> 00:27:03,244
Two! And how many golf
bags in each cart?
605
00:27:03,246 --> 00:27:04,178
That would be two each.
606
00:27:04,180 --> 00:27:06,780
Two each, that's
four right? Hmm?
607
00:27:06,782 --> 00:27:10,316
Why would you think I need
a caddy? Do me a favor
608
00:27:10,318 --> 00:27:13,319
You're here all
the time. Leave!
609
00:27:13,321 --> 00:27:14,554
Sorry.
610
00:27:14,556 --> 00:27:18,491
You should be sorry. Guys, ever
since you put one in office
611
00:27:18,493 --> 00:27:19,759
they all got a
chip on their shoulder
612
00:27:19,761 --> 00:27:21,461
Alright, come on, let's go,
what are we doing here?
613
00:27:21,463 --> 00:27:23,197
Fifty dollars a hole?
614
00:27:23,199 --> 00:27:24,265
A hundred dollars a hole!
615
00:27:24,267 --> 00:27:27,200
Why don't you
give the guy a break!
616
00:27:27,202 --> 00:27:29,239
Why should I?
617
00:27:29,571 --> 00:27:31,438
Fifty bucks for
the longest drive!
618
00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:32,940
Whoa, that's uh
619
00:27:32,942 --> 00:27:33,940
What?
620
00:27:33,942 --> 00:27:37,844
Burke, take off the skirt.
Make it a hundred.
621
00:27:37,846 --> 00:27:40,080
ooooh.
622
00:27:40,082 --> 00:27:42,850
You wanna just pay me now?
623
00:27:42,852 --> 00:27:44,852
I wanted to talk to you about
your request to have
624
00:27:44,854 --> 00:27:46,452
Scott join you on
your trip to Toronto.
625
00:27:46,454 --> 00:27:48,488
Great, because he just
passed the Series 7.
626
00:27:48,490 --> 00:27:50,090
I don't think it's a good idea.
627
00:27:50,092 --> 00:27:51,926
Could you guys shut the fuck up?
628
00:27:51,928 --> 00:27:53,960
Fifty bucks you miss it.
629
00:27:53,962 --> 00:27:56,330
Son of a bitch!
630
00:27:56,332 --> 00:27:58,364
A little strong.
631
00:27:58,366 --> 00:28:00,200
And why isn't it a good idea?
632
00:28:00,202 --> 00:28:04,037
Listen, his a good kid.
He's a hard worker. Granted
633
00:28:04,039 --> 00:28:06,373
I just don't think Arrowhead
Advisors is ready to take him on
634
00:28:06,375 --> 00:28:09,008
as a full time account manager.
635
00:28:09,010 --> 00:28:11,511
Why not?
636
00:28:11,513 --> 00:28:14,414
What happens on the road
stays on the road, right?
637
00:28:14,416 --> 00:28:18,184
Okay, Joe. We've been working
together for ten years, come on.
638
00:28:18,186 --> 00:28:19,119
He's gay.
639
00:28:19,121 --> 00:28:21,555
You got a fag
working for you now?
640
00:28:21,557 --> 00:28:23,023
And he's black.
641
00:28:23,025 --> 00:28:24,157
Daily Double!
642
00:28:24,159 --> 00:28:26,093
What, are you a liberal
now all of a sudden, Barcia?
643
00:28:26,095 --> 00:28:27,193
Shut up.
644
00:28:27,195 --> 00:28:29,430
You can't be serious!
This kind of discrimination can
645
00:28:29,432 --> 00:28:31,131
get us into a lot of trouble!
646
00:28:31,133 --> 00:28:33,433
Yeah. And him fucking
up an account like Bower's
647
00:28:33,435 --> 00:28:36,970
could also create a legal
shit storm for us. Sorry. No.
648
00:28:36,972 --> 00:28:38,338
You gotta fire his ass.
649
00:28:38,340 --> 00:28:42,476
I can't.
Affirmative action bullshit.
650
00:28:42,478 --> 00:28:44,010
Wha.. you.. a
651
00:28:44,012 --> 00:28:46,346
Hey, you're lucky he's
not a gay black woman
652
00:28:46,348 --> 00:28:47,648
Then you'd really be fucked!
653
00:28:47,650 --> 00:28:49,616
You just gave me a heart attack.
654
00:28:49,618 --> 00:28:51,117
It's true.
655
00:28:54,155 --> 00:28:56,657
So she makes me
go see a fucking urologist.
656
00:28:56,659 --> 00:28:58,959
How'd your wife make you go?
657
00:28:58,961 --> 00:29:01,495
I'm not happy about it but we're
both trying to avoid taking care
658
00:29:01,497 --> 00:29:03,529
of some broad I
knocked up. I gotta do it.
659
00:29:03,531 --> 00:29:05,266
That's why
they make condoms.
660
00:29:05,268 --> 00:29:07,668
No no no that's like
that's shrink wrap. Okay,
661
00:29:07,670 --> 00:29:08,901
I don't fucking do the condom.
662
00:29:08,903 --> 00:29:12,072
Oh, with those whores today
you gotta throw that balloon on.
663
00:29:12,074 --> 00:29:16,677
Exactly. So I'm in the office
right. Here I am Exam's over
664
00:29:16,679 --> 00:29:20,213
or so I think. He looks at me
the doctor and he puts his
665
00:29:20,215 --> 00:29:25,619
finger out like this. Okay?
And he says "Hey, Dominick,
666
00:29:25,621 --> 00:29:29,189
You want I should check
your prostrate?" So I go...
667
00:29:29,191 --> 00:29:31,525
That's prostate.
668
00:29:31,527 --> 00:29:35,228
What?
669
00:29:35,230 --> 00:29:38,032
Uh, never mind.
670
00:29:38,034 --> 00:29:41,200
So I go No doc I'm good I don't
need you to check my prostrate
671
00:29:41,202 --> 00:29:43,069
He goes "No no no
Dominick really,
672
00:29:43,071 --> 00:29:45,038
I should check your prostrate"
673
00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:47,474
putting the finger like coming
at me with it. I go Doc,
674
00:29:47,476 --> 00:29:50,244
you take one more fucking step
towards me with that finger
675
00:29:50,246 --> 00:29:51,711
I'm gonna take it
and shove it up your own
676
00:29:51,713 --> 00:29:56,150
fucking ass cause
my ass is exit only!
677
00:29:56,152 --> 00:30:03,457
He comped the whole fucking
visit! Didn't cost me a dime!
678
00:30:03,459 --> 00:30:05,392
Hey, guys you wanna
another bottle of wine?
679
00:30:05,394 --> 00:30:06,559
Yeah, sure. Why Not?
680
00:30:06,561 --> 00:30:09,095
Where's this waiter?
Did I ever tell you
681
00:30:09,097 --> 00:30:10,663
when I was younger
I was allergic to alcohol?
682
00:30:10,665 --> 00:30:11,498
No.
683
00:30:11,500 --> 00:30:13,334
I used to break
out in handcuffs!
684
00:30:13,336 --> 00:30:16,569
Laugh
685
00:30:16,571 --> 00:30:19,405
Yeah, Barcia. You're
a funny fucking guy.
686
00:30:19,407 --> 00:30:20,606
Ah shit.
687
00:30:20,608 --> 00:30:21,373
Look at this.
688
00:30:21,375 --> 00:30:25,245
Ha ha ha. Joe Barcia! Hey!
689
00:30:25,247 --> 00:30:26,447
Hey hey.
690
00:30:26,449 --> 00:30:28,681
Get that outta here!
How you doing buddy?
691
00:30:28,683 --> 00:30:31,051
How are you, pal?
692
00:30:31,053 --> 00:30:32,285
Good, good good.
693
00:30:32,287 --> 00:30:34,188
I want to introduce you
to some of my friends here
694
00:30:34,190 --> 00:30:35,488
Steven Bower.
695
00:30:35,490 --> 00:30:36,489
Pleasure to meet you.
696
00:30:36,491 --> 00:30:37,391
Nice to meet you.
697
00:30:37,393 --> 00:30:40,661
And this is a
my buddy Dominick Grillo.
698
00:30:40,663 --> 00:30:43,130
And this
is Jonathan Burke.
699
00:30:43,132 --> 00:30:46,600
Nice to meet you
How you guys doing?
700
00:30:46,602 --> 00:30:49,169
Eh, we're doing. What
bring you to the East Coast?
701
00:30:49,171 --> 00:30:51,171
Just out here
shooting a film downtown.
702
00:30:51,173 --> 00:30:53,507
Film
Really You're an actor?
703
00:30:53,509 --> 00:30:56,376
Yeah. Yeah, yeah
Been doing it a long time.
704
00:30:56,378 --> 00:30:59,446
Oh, really. What's the name of
the movie that you're shooting?
705
00:30:59,448 --> 00:31:02,315
Uh, I really can't say
It's a low-budget film.
706
00:31:02,317 --> 00:31:04,551
Well, what ya know? Lotta those
things they become big hits
707
00:31:04,553 --> 00:31:05,552
so what's the name of it?
708
00:31:05,554 --> 00:31:07,621
Ah, I signed a
non-disclosure agreement
709
00:31:07,623 --> 00:31:09,155
so I really am not allowed to.
710
00:31:09,157 --> 00:31:10,657
Aw, I'm sure you can
bend the rules a little.
711
00:31:10,659 --> 00:31:12,593
Come on, I wanna know
What's the name of the movie?
712
00:31:12,595 --> 00:31:13,693
No, you don't wanna know.
713
00:31:13,695 --> 00:31:14,761
Fifty Shades of Grey's Johnson
714
00:31:14,763 --> 00:31:17,597
Can I get a
different dish here! Please?
715
00:31:17,599 --> 00:31:19,665
Where do they come up with these
titles? I know, this title
716
00:31:19,667 --> 00:31:22,669
I couldn't believe it at first
I didn't I turned it down.
717
00:31:22,671 --> 00:31:26,606
After I read the script this guy
Greg, he really has some depth.
718
00:31:26,608 --> 00:31:28,374
Yeah, I bet he does.
719
00:31:28,376 --> 00:31:29,575
Is there a problem?
720
00:31:29,577 --> 00:31:31,111
Yeah. Just get
this outta here, please.
721
00:31:31,113 --> 00:31:33,113
Oh, it's the sausage
it's probably too big for you.
722
00:31:33,115 --> 00:31:34,515
Get it outta here
Just get it outta here.
723
00:31:34,517 --> 00:31:35,716
Okay. Right away okay.
724
00:31:35,718 --> 00:31:37,785
I'll let you guys go. I've got
two beautiful ladies waiting
725
00:31:37,787 --> 00:31:40,421
for me at the table, but uh
just wanted to say
726
00:31:40,423 --> 00:31:43,323
anytime you wanna come
by the set. Anytime anytime.
727
00:31:43,325 --> 00:31:44,324
We should do that.
728
00:31:44,326 --> 00:31:45,557
We're shooting at the
hotel right by the pier?
729
00:31:45,559 --> 00:31:48,394
Right on the corner over there
You guys are more than welcome.
730
00:31:48,396 --> 00:31:49,328
There all week.
731
00:31:49,330 --> 00:31:51,164
Doing business
you know what I mean?
732
00:31:51,166 --> 00:31:54,735
Listen enjoy your dinner
it was nice meeting everybody.
733
00:31:54,737 --> 00:32:01,475
Take care. Joey! Love
this guy! Alright, later!
734
00:32:01,477 --> 00:32:04,143
The fuck is going
on in your firm, Barcia?
735
00:32:04,145 --> 00:32:05,211
Why, what's your problem?
736
00:32:05,213 --> 00:32:06,180
Are you kidding me?
737
00:32:06,182 --> 00:32:07,347
What?
738
00:32:07,349 --> 00:32:09,248
I don't know about you, I
don't want my company's money
739
00:32:09,250 --> 00:32:11,751
being managed by a firm that
deals with that industry.
740
00:32:11,753 --> 00:32:12,686
Come on.
741
00:32:12,688 --> 00:32:14,822
Listen, Steve
I've already given Jonathan
742
00:32:14,824 --> 00:32:18,122
instructions to
close the account.
743
00:32:18,124 --> 00:32:18,057
Why?
744
00:32:18,059 --> 00:32:19,860
Because the industry's
a ticking time bomb.
745
00:32:19,862 --> 00:32:21,327
It's no different
than my industry.
746
00:32:21,329 --> 00:32:23,430
Oh, don't even go there
It's a lot different.
747
00:32:23,432 --> 00:32:28,401
Burke!
You're on that right? Burke?
748
00:32:28,403 --> 00:32:29,603
Well, with all due respect Joe
749
00:32:29,605 --> 00:32:32,206
I'm in the same
boat as Mr. Grillo.
750
00:32:32,208 --> 00:32:35,209
Oh, really?
Well I'm the one promoting you
751
00:32:35,211 --> 00:32:37,710
And you need to be five
steps ahead of everybody else!
752
00:32:37,712 --> 00:32:39,345
You need to look out
for the best interests
753
00:32:39,347 --> 00:32:40,881
of Arrowhead and that's it.
754
00:32:40,883 --> 00:32:44,250
Oh, that's
some speech, Barcia
755
00:32:44,252 --> 00:32:47,854
Why don't you shut up?
Eat what you kill, my wife
756
00:32:47,856 --> 00:32:53,459
said it to me, coming up. Eat
what you kill and Jenna agrees.
757
00:32:53,461 --> 00:32:55,161
Why? Who's Jenna?
758
00:32:55,163 --> 00:32:57,764
My sister-in-law.
759
00:32:57,766 --> 00:33:03,569
Holy shit, you're tapping
that? No disrespect She's hot.
760
00:33:03,571 --> 00:33:06,239
God bless ya.
761
00:33:06,241 --> 00:33:08,508
Hi, this is Jenna Casey leave me
a message and I'll get back
762
00:33:08,510 --> 00:33:10,811
to you as soon as I can. Bye.
763
00:33:10,813 --> 00:33:14,515
Hey Jenna It's me. Just finished
having dinner with Barcia
764
00:33:14,517 --> 00:33:17,884
What a disaster that was
Anyway, I just wanted to
765
00:33:17,886 --> 00:33:21,321
talk to you before I go
to bed. So, give me a call if
766
00:33:21,323 --> 00:33:28,394
you get a chance.
Okay? Okay, bye.
767
00:33:33,903 --> 00:33:35,869
Jenna, what..
what are you doing here?
768
00:33:35,871 --> 00:33:37,837
I can bring it to somebody else.
769
00:33:37,839 --> 00:33:39,539
No, I just called you.
770
00:33:39,541 --> 00:33:43,610
I know.
771
00:33:43,612 --> 00:33:47,914
So? What do you think?
772
00:33:47,916 --> 00:33:50,584
You look incredible.
773
00:34:04,365 --> 00:34:08,869
Did you always want to work for
a wealth management company?
774
00:34:08,871 --> 00:34:10,604
I thought about
being a veterinarian.
775
00:34:10,606 --> 00:34:11,470
ha ha ha.
776
00:34:11,472 --> 00:34:13,373
Get outta here.
777
00:34:13,375 --> 00:34:16,476
Yeah I love animals.
778
00:34:16,478 --> 00:34:17,811
How about you?
779
00:34:17,813 --> 00:34:19,512
Ice skater.
780
00:34:19,514 --> 00:34:21,682
Ice skater?
781
00:34:21,684 --> 00:34:24,617
Well there's a pipe dream.
782
00:34:24,619 --> 00:34:26,720
Excuse me?
783
00:34:26,722 --> 00:34:29,356
Come on, what percentage of
ice skaters become professional
784
00:34:29,358 --> 00:34:31,458
let alone make
a decent living at it?
785
00:34:31,460 --> 00:34:32,992
Wasn't about
being a professional
786
00:34:32,994 --> 00:34:35,963
and not everything's
about money, Jonathan.
787
00:34:35,965 --> 00:34:38,264
I do not like
you right now.
788
00:34:38,266 --> 00:34:43,604
Yes you do. No seriously, I
love it, Ice skating.
789
00:34:43,606 --> 00:34:44,838
Least I wasn't
searching up some
790
00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:50,610
dog's butt for it's
owners keys it just ate.
791
00:34:50,612 --> 00:34:53,981
Yeah, my mom was a stay-at-home
My dad, he was a bus driver
792
00:34:53,983 --> 00:35:00,621
for the city. He worked crazy
hours. Man, he hated it
793
00:35:00,623 --> 00:35:03,657
I promised myself I would
never do something I hated.
794
00:35:06,394 --> 00:35:07,026
Burke!
795
00:35:07,028 --> 00:35:08,061
Joe!
796
00:35:08,063 --> 00:35:10,264
How are ya? I got to talk
to you about something
797
00:35:10,266 --> 00:35:12,398
I can't make tomorrow's meeting
798
00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:13,499
Is everything okay?
799
00:35:13,501 --> 00:35:15,601
Oh, yeah. No everything's
fabulous I just.. I have
800
00:35:15,603 --> 00:35:18,604
something else that came up and
I completely forgot about it and
801
00:35:18,606 --> 00:35:24,344
I can't come to the
meeting tomorrow.
802
00:35:25,414 --> 00:35:27,447
Ha! Ha ah.
803
00:35:27,449 --> 00:35:30,416
I was at the bar before and this
broad was all over my shit
804
00:35:30,418 --> 00:35:34,688
and her eye must've
popped out Imagine that?
805
00:35:34,690 --> 00:35:37,990
Anyway, what are you doing?
806
00:35:37,992 --> 00:35:38,858
Uh, nothing
807
00:35:38,860 --> 00:35:40,494
Oh, good. I'll come
in for a drink.
808
00:35:40,496 --> 00:35:42,329
Uh, no I'm uh busy..
809
00:35:42,331 --> 00:35:43,329
Busy?
810
00:35:43,331 --> 00:35:44,331
Yeah.
811
00:35:44,333 --> 00:35:46,066
Busy? Just one drink.
812
00:35:46,068 --> 00:35:49,903
Just um
trying to catch up on...
813
00:35:49,905 --> 00:35:50,903
Catch up?
814
00:35:50,905 --> 00:35:52,338
You're not messing
around on Jenna, are you?
815
00:35:52,340 --> 00:35:53,340
No!
816
00:35:53,342 --> 00:35:54,340
Sure?
817
00:35:54,342 --> 00:35:55,541
No!
818
00:35:55,543 --> 00:35:58,612
Cause if you are you can send
her my way. Smells like sex
819
00:35:58,614 --> 00:36:00,780
You look like you had sex Did
you have sex? You look like you
820
00:36:00,782 --> 00:36:04,517
had sex. Your hair's all
sexed up What's going on?
821
00:36:04,519 --> 00:36:05,818
No, I was working out!
822
00:36:05,820 --> 00:36:08,521
Working out?
Oh working out!
823
00:36:08,523 --> 00:36:11,525
Work those muscles! Work em good
work em good! Oh, work out!
824
00:36:11,527 --> 00:36:15,461
Yeah, you know what? When I'm
away I love to work it out! Why?
825
00:36:15,463 --> 00:36:19,833
Takes the temptation away. Good
thing Good man, Burke!
826
00:36:19,835 --> 00:36:22,635
Love you guy
I'll see you on Thursday.
827
00:36:22,637 --> 00:36:25,371
Okay Wait what you're not coming
back with me tomorrow night?
828
00:36:25,373 --> 00:36:29,842
Tomorrow night? No I uh tomorrow
is gonna eat up most of my day
829
00:36:29,844 --> 00:36:33,348
I'll see you in a few days. It's
all good. You behave.
830
00:36:44,559 --> 00:36:47,494
What a pig.
831
00:36:47,496 --> 00:36:50,429
Sorry you had to hear that.
832
00:36:50,431 --> 00:36:54,700
It's alright
I just feel bad for my sister.
833
00:36:54,702 --> 00:36:55,702
Yeah, listen
Don't tell her anything.
834
00:36:55,704 --> 00:36:59,606
What happens on
the road stays on the road.
835
00:36:59,608 --> 00:37:02,441
I hope not. Cause you
know what I'd do if
836
00:37:02,443 --> 00:37:04,811
you ever messed around, right?
837
00:37:04,813 --> 00:37:07,613
What?
838
00:37:07,615 --> 00:37:10,516
I'd call your mother.
839
00:37:10,518 --> 00:37:11,517
Great!
840
00:37:11,519 --> 00:37:13,920
Now I have her stuck in my head!
841
00:37:13,922 --> 00:37:17,057
Just turn off the lights
842
00:37:17,059 --> 00:37:19,126
Got it!
843
00:37:30,405 --> 00:37:31,438
Scott!
844
00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:32,438
Hey, what's up?
845
00:37:32,440 --> 00:37:33,606
You have a passport?
846
00:37:33,608 --> 00:37:37,177
Um, yeah I do but I thought
Joe declined your request.
847
00:37:37,179 --> 00:37:39,880
Look, you want to be an
account manager or what?
848
00:37:39,882 --> 00:37:41,014
Yes I do.
849
00:37:41,016 --> 00:37:43,816
Then stop asking questions
and get ready for the trip
850
00:37:43,818 --> 00:37:46,820
I need you to know these
clients inside and out.
851
00:37:46,822 --> 00:37:48,858
Gotcha
852
00:37:50,858 --> 00:37:53,193
Burke!
I thought I made it pretty damn
853
00:37:53,195 --> 00:37:55,896
clear to close the
Steele account.
854
00:37:55,898 --> 00:37:58,865
You did and I suspended it
until I can come up with a very
855
00:37:58,867 --> 00:38:00,700
good reason as to why we're
closing it completely.
856
00:38:00,702 --> 00:38:03,202
Well you better come up with
one pretty damn quick.
857
00:38:03,204 --> 00:38:04,637
He's on line 2.
858
00:38:04,639 --> 00:38:05,838
What?
859
00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:08,575
That's right he's been calling
my damn line all day.
860
00:38:08,577 --> 00:38:12,012
Diane is out to lunch
He's on line 2.
861
00:38:12,014 --> 00:38:13,780
You wanna take
the call with me or?
862
00:38:13,782 --> 00:38:18,684
Oh no, Mr. Senior
Director Get it done!
863
00:38:18,686 --> 00:38:23,590
Mr. Senior Director. Holy shit!
864
00:38:23,592 --> 00:38:25,825
Come with me.
865
00:38:25,827 --> 00:38:27,760
Arrowhead Investments
Jonathan Burke speaking.
866
00:38:27,762 --> 00:38:31,697
Hey, Jonathan! The Hammer
here. Yeah, yeah, yeah
867
00:38:31,699 --> 00:38:34,200
We met in Baltimore the other
day. Right right right.
868
00:38:34,202 --> 00:38:36,670
Hey listen, you're my new
account manager now, right?
869
00:38:36,672 --> 00:38:39,773
Yes, I remember
Mr. Steele yes, yes I am.
870
00:38:39,775 --> 00:38:41,842
Okay. Listen
I'm trying to make a...
871
00:38:41,844 --> 00:38:43,142
They're ready for
you, you want me to..
872
00:38:43,144 --> 00:38:44,945
Hold on one second no
no no not right now
873
00:38:44,947 --> 00:38:46,612
You can go fluff somebody else.
874
00:38:46,614 --> 00:38:49,516
I, you know, uh listen,
Jonathan I'm on set right now
875
00:38:49,518 --> 00:38:52,084
We're shooting a
new James Bondage film
876
00:38:52,086 --> 00:38:56,690
"License to Fill" Yeah Anyway,
Jonathan I had a problem
877
00:38:56,692 --> 00:38:58,992
making a trade this morning
Seems that I'm locked out.
878
00:38:58,994 --> 00:39:02,262
Um I don't know, uh you have
your account number handy?
879
00:39:02,264 --> 00:39:03,463
I'll just pull it right up.
880
00:39:03,465 --> 00:39:06,032
My account number? I don't know
what my account number is.
881
00:39:06,034 --> 00:39:07,534
Miss Lynn's ready for you now.
882
00:39:07,536 --> 00:39:11,237
Miss Lynn? Um well what
about the other one?
883
00:39:11,239 --> 00:39:13,005
She's not gonna do it.
884
00:39:13,007 --> 00:39:15,775
Ha Ha Ha
Yeah, we lost another one
885
00:39:15,777 --> 00:39:18,577
I don't know, they don't want to
work with me. I don' know why
886
00:39:18,579 --> 00:39:22,115
Um but anyway Jonathan don't
you have my account number?
887
00:39:22,117 --> 00:39:23,048
Can't you find it somewhere
888
00:39:23,050 --> 00:39:25,117
in the paperwork or
computer or something?
889
00:39:25,119 --> 00:39:28,554
Yes, of course! I'm, listen, Mr.
Steele? Do you have a moment?
890
00:39:28,556 --> 00:39:31,791
I just want to put
you on hold Shit!
891
00:39:31,793 --> 00:39:33,559
What's wrong?
892
00:39:33,561 --> 00:39:35,628
Do me a favor. Log in
from your desk
893
00:39:35,630 --> 00:39:37,831
and change that to
"tentatively opened".
894
00:39:37,833 --> 00:39:38,965
Don't we do
that for new accounts
895
00:39:38,967 --> 00:39:41,267
until the
deposit has cleared?
896
00:39:41,269 --> 00:39:43,302
Alright Close the
account and open a new one
897
00:39:43,304 --> 00:39:45,271
but don't put it under new
sales. And put a note on the
898
00:39:45,273 --> 00:39:47,007
account that says "renewal".
899
00:39:47,009 --> 00:39:50,809
An account opening that size is
gonna need Barcia's approval
900
00:39:50,811 --> 00:39:56,583
Authorization code 4765
and that'll bypass Barcia.
901
00:39:56,585 --> 00:39:59,653
Mr. Steele? Great news!
Your account will be open
902
00:39:59,655 --> 00:40:01,554
in just an hour. Or so
903
00:40:01,556 --> 00:40:04,624
Wonderful Jonathan, you're
the best, you're the best!
904
00:40:04,626 --> 00:40:06,860
Listen, I'm gonna be in
Baltimore next week Yeah, we're
905
00:40:06,862 --> 00:40:09,896
shooting a new Christmas film,
"The Twelve Lays of Christmas"
906
00:40:09,898 --> 00:40:13,934
So, when I'm down there
why don't you and I do lunch?
907
00:40:13,936 --> 00:40:16,735
Sure, sure. Just swing by
and we'll do that. Yeah
908
00:40:16,737 --> 00:40:21,007
Great. Great, great Thank you.
What the hell is this?
909
00:40:21,009 --> 00:40:23,208
"East Meets West" with
Steele building the bridge?
910
00:40:23,210 --> 00:40:24,911
This is the wrong script!
911
00:40:24,913 --> 00:40:30,182
Great. Have..have a great
day on set, Mr. Steele
912
00:40:30,184 --> 00:40:31,351
What the hell happened?
913
00:40:31,353 --> 00:40:34,590
Don't worry about it
Just get this done.
914
00:40:58,746 --> 00:41:00,914
I found it!
915
00:41:00,916 --> 00:41:02,882
You know, for a computer geek
you think you woulda' found this
916
00:41:02,884 --> 00:41:04,617
on the internet by now.
917
00:41:04,619 --> 00:41:06,251
You'd think so. She
blocks all free
918
00:41:06,253 --> 00:41:08,621
access to her movies on the web.
919
00:41:08,623 --> 00:41:09,623
Alright. Yeah, whatever.
920
00:41:09,625 --> 00:41:11,191
Just go get rid of
this shit please, alright?
921
00:41:12,628 --> 00:41:15,764
Come in! It's
open! I found it.
922
00:41:24,106 --> 00:41:27,673
Don't you like just wanna
stay in bed with me?
923
00:41:27,675 --> 00:41:30,043
Actually, I would love to
stay in bed with you, but...
924
00:41:30,045 --> 00:41:31,043
Let's snuggle.
925
00:41:31,045 --> 00:41:33,278
People are waiting for me.
926
00:41:33,280 --> 00:41:34,981
Now do you see it?
927
00:41:34,983 --> 00:41:36,749
You think I
look like Amber Lynn?
928
00:41:36,751 --> 00:41:38,385
Wait, You know who that is?
929
00:41:38,387 --> 00:41:41,287
This is "The Misogynist" right?
The one where she keeps having
930
00:41:41,289 --> 00:41:44,090
sex with all of her clients
but can't find true love?
931
00:41:44,092 --> 00:41:45,791
Wait, wait you know this movie?
932
00:41:45,793 --> 00:41:47,427
I don't think I look as
much like her in this one.
933
00:41:47,429 --> 00:41:49,329
More like that one
that was a TV spoof?
934
00:41:49,331 --> 00:41:50,963
"I Fucked Jenna"
935
00:41:50,965 --> 00:41:52,365
"I Dream of Jenna"
936
00:41:52,367 --> 00:41:54,867
Yes, that' it!
"I Dream of Jenna"
937
00:41:54,869 --> 00:41:57,970
Oh my God! I think
I love you! Jonathan
938
00:41:57,972 --> 00:42:01,206
you need to marry
this girl right now.
939
00:42:01,208 --> 00:42:03,809
You think you're the first guy
thats told me I look like her?
940
00:42:03,811 --> 00:42:07,179
Well, no. It's just
that I thought...
941
00:42:07,181 --> 00:42:10,282
Would you believe me if I told
you I even have her tattoo?
942
00:42:10,284 --> 00:42:12,985
Wait, what?
943
00:42:12,987 --> 00:42:15,188
What what are you telling him?
944
00:42:15,190 --> 00:42:18,291
Now you can't just say that
and expect me not to ask
945
00:42:18,293 --> 00:42:19,291
To see it?
946
00:42:19,293 --> 00:42:23,063
Oh, no Andy. Only the
good guys get to see it.
947
00:42:23,065 --> 00:42:24,363
See what?
948
00:42:24,365 --> 00:42:25,365
Nothing.
949
00:42:25,367 --> 00:42:27,166
Wait wait wait. What?
950
00:42:27,168 --> 00:42:28,200
Three minutes
951
00:42:28,202 --> 00:42:33,106
Ooh, that's Sheila.
952
00:42:41,416 --> 00:42:43,849
So, do you still
live in the city?
953
00:42:43,851 --> 00:42:46,485
I actually just moved to
South Jersey last month.
954
00:42:46,487 --> 00:42:47,586
Why?
955
00:42:47,588 --> 00:42:49,789
Cause I just got out of a
pretty bad relationship.
956
00:42:49,791 --> 00:42:52,057
It wasn't that bad.
957
00:42:52,059 --> 00:42:54,793
I practically left the guy at
the altar. How is that not bad?
958
00:42:54,795 --> 00:42:58,430
I understand with the whole you
know breaking up before marriage
959
00:42:58,432 --> 00:43:01,166
Stuff like that.
960
00:43:01,168 --> 00:43:03,436
Understanding.
961
00:43:03,438 --> 00:43:08,775
Probably wasn't
fucking you right.
962
00:43:08,777 --> 00:43:11,878
What is wrong with those movies?
You obviously watch them.
963
00:43:11,880 --> 00:43:13,079
No I don't.
964
00:43:13,081 --> 00:43:14,213
Then how do you
know so much about them?
965
00:43:14,215 --> 00:43:16,416
After being told that you look
like someone for so long
966
00:43:16,418 --> 00:43:17,516
you think, What the hell?
967
00:43:17,518 --> 00:43:19,318
Let me see what all these
guys are talking about.
968
00:43:19,320 --> 00:43:21,787
Okay. Those movies
are degrading to women.
969
00:43:21,789 --> 00:43:24,157
I agree, which by the
way for the record
970
00:43:24,159 --> 00:43:25,458
is why I came
out of that phase.
971
00:43:25,460 --> 00:43:29,229
Whoa whoa whoa
Hold your vibrators, ladies.
972
00:43:29,231 --> 00:43:32,499
How is it degrading to women?
They make more money than men.
973
00:43:32,501 --> 00:43:33,900
The reason that
women are paid more
974
00:43:33,902 --> 00:43:35,267
in the industry is
because of everything
975
00:43:35,269 --> 00:43:37,170
that they have to
go through, Andy.
976
00:43:37,172 --> 00:43:39,539
Everything they have to go
through? All they do is lay
977
00:43:39,541 --> 00:43:41,273
there and get
banged all fucking day.
978
00:43:41,275 --> 00:43:42,342
Gross.
979
00:43:42,344 --> 00:43:44,510
Men have to go through
everything between setting up
980
00:43:44,512 --> 00:43:47,313
the cameras the lighting
remembering their lines
981
00:43:47,315 --> 00:43:51,517
and we have to be hard as soon
as the director yells Action!
982
00:43:51,519 --> 00:43:54,920
Oh. Okay, so you actually
think that women
983
00:43:54,922 --> 00:43:57,557
enjoy having sex that lasts
longer than seven minutes.
984
00:43:57,559 --> 00:43:58,458
Who wouldn't?
985
00:43:58,460 --> 00:44:00,360
Really? You've seen
Ron Jeremy, right?
986
00:44:00,362 --> 00:44:02,195
That man is an icon.
987
00:44:02,197 --> 00:44:03,563
That man needs a waxing.
988
00:44:03,565 --> 00:44:04,563
Mmhmm.
989
00:44:04,565 --> 00:44:05,898
How about Peter North?
990
00:44:05,900 --> 00:44:06,965
Didn't he do gay porn?
991
00:44:06,967 --> 00:44:07,833
Randy West?
992
00:44:07,835 --> 00:44:09,302
Oh, he's so beautiful
with his yellow
993
00:44:09,304 --> 00:44:11,336
afro and his
basketball in his stomach.
994
00:44:11,338 --> 00:44:13,940
I mean, I don't even know how
he got into this industry.
995
00:44:13,942 --> 00:44:17,142
Look, the bottom line here, Andy
is that women make more in that
996
00:44:17,144 --> 00:44:19,045
industry because those movies
are geared towards men who
997
00:44:19,047 --> 00:44:21,548
believe that women are
supposed to look like goddesses.
998
00:44:21,550 --> 00:44:24,117
I mean, who's on the
cover of those films? Not men.
999
00:44:24,119 --> 00:44:25,117
Thank you!
1000
00:44:25,119 --> 00:44:26,151
You're welcome.
1001
00:44:26,153 --> 00:44:27,920
Why haven't you made
partner in your firm yet?
1002
00:44:27,922 --> 00:44:29,088
Oh, I did.
1003
00:44:29,090 --> 00:44:29,988
What?
1004
00:44:29,990 --> 00:44:31,291
I found out this morning.
1005
00:44:31,293 --> 00:44:33,827
Holy crap,
that's great! Congrats!
1006
00:44:33,829 --> 00:44:36,128
Maybe she can help you
with your problem.
1007
00:44:36,130 --> 00:44:38,463
Well, I'm gonna go
outside and have a smoke.
1008
00:44:38,465 --> 00:44:41,166
Okay
I'll be right there.
1009
00:44:41,168 --> 00:44:42,302
Please don't.
1010
00:44:42,304 --> 00:44:43,302
What's he talking
about, Jonathan?
1011
00:44:43,304 --> 00:44:45,204
Nothing.
1012
00:44:45,206 --> 00:44:47,507
It's far from nothing
Where are you going?
1013
00:44:47,509 --> 00:44:48,941
Why are you dickin' out now?
1014
00:44:48,943 --> 00:44:50,209
That's where you
need to slow down, buddy.
1015
00:44:50,211 --> 00:44:51,478
What?
1016
00:44:51,480 --> 00:44:53,246
Your sister's husband is
blackmailing your boy here.
1017
00:44:53,248 --> 00:44:54,546
Will you shut up, Andy?
1018
00:44:54,548 --> 00:44:56,516
Jonathan.
1019
00:44:56,518 --> 00:44:58,483
I don't want to talk
about it right now.
1020
00:44:58,485 --> 00:45:02,188
Well excuse me
Did we just meet or something?
1021
00:45:02,190 --> 00:45:04,090
Okay Barcia's got me
closing an account
1022
00:45:04,092 --> 00:45:05,124
cause the
guy's a porn star.
1023
00:45:05,126 --> 00:45:07,626
The great Kevin Steele
You wanna talk about a guy
1024
00:45:07,628 --> 00:45:10,563
who can bring down the hammer?
1025
00:45:10,565 --> 00:45:11,731
So how's he blackmailing you?
1026
00:45:11,733 --> 00:45:14,166
Barcia told him that
he's gonna promote our boy
1027
00:45:14,168 --> 00:45:17,369
to Senior Director but he hasn't
put the paperwork through.
1028
00:45:17,371 --> 00:45:19,271
Sometimes those
things take time.
1029
00:45:19,273 --> 00:45:20,273
Five months?
1030
00:45:20,275 --> 00:45:21,206
Andy!
1031
00:45:21,208 --> 00:45:22,876
Let's not forget that
he won't promote Scott
1032
00:45:22,878 --> 00:45:26,545
because he's black and gay.
1033
00:45:26,547 --> 00:45:29,648
Is this true?
1034
00:45:29,650 --> 00:45:31,383
Yeah. He told
me down in Baltimore.
1035
00:45:31,385 --> 00:45:33,219
Then why didn't you
tell me about it then?
1036
00:45:33,221 --> 00:45:34,621
Wasn't the right time.
1037
00:45:34,623 --> 00:45:37,657
Do you have proof that
he's blackmailing you?
1038
00:45:37,659 --> 00:45:39,458
Not really
But that's where you come in!
1039
00:45:39,460 --> 00:45:41,193
Not necessarily!
1040
00:45:41,195 --> 00:45:42,394
What?
1041
00:45:42,396 --> 00:45:44,396
Don't tell me you would honestly
ask me to represent you in
1042
00:45:44,398 --> 00:45:46,398
a case against my
own brother-in-law?
1043
00:45:46,400 --> 00:45:47,400
Absolutely!
1044
00:45:47,402 --> 00:45:48,901
Andy! Shut up!
1045
00:45:48,903 --> 00:45:51,304
Jonathan!
1046
00:45:51,306 --> 00:45:52,170
It crossed my mind.
1047
00:45:52,172 --> 00:45:54,673
Well, do me a favor
and uncross it.
1048
00:45:54,675 --> 00:45:55,675
But what if I had the evidence?
1049
00:45:55,677 --> 00:45:56,943
But you don't.
1050
00:45:56,945 --> 00:45:57,943
But what if I did?
1051
00:45:57,945 --> 00:45:59,445
When you do we'll talk
1052
00:45:59,447 --> 00:46:01,414
We'll talk?
What's that supposed to mean?
1053
00:46:01,416 --> 00:46:03,048
Oh come on, don't do this!
1054
00:46:03,050 --> 00:46:04,050
Don't do what?
1055
00:46:04,052 --> 00:46:05,684
Don't make this into
more than it already is!
1056
00:46:05,686 --> 00:46:06,818
More than it is?
1057
00:46:06,820 --> 00:46:08,621
You're not the one being
harassed every day, being told
1058
00:46:08,623 --> 00:46:11,324
how important you are to the
firm. Be a company man!
1059
00:46:11,326 --> 00:46:13,358
Be five steps ahead of yourself!
You're not the one who has
1060
00:46:13,360 --> 00:46:16,996
to listen to this shit
day in and day out.
1061
00:46:16,998 --> 00:46:20,032
Forgive me for expecting
my girlfriend to support me.
1062
00:46:20,034 --> 00:46:21,233
Well what do
you want me to do?
1063
00:46:21,235 --> 00:46:22,467
Don't blow me off!
1064
00:46:22,469 --> 00:46:24,403
I wasn't blowing you off! I
just think that if you're gonna
1065
00:46:24,405 --> 00:46:26,639
accuse your boss
of blackmailing you,
1066
00:46:26,641 --> 00:46:29,108
you need to have
substantial evidence
1067
00:46:29,110 --> 00:46:33,211
And I'm asking you if
I did will you help me?
1068
00:46:33,213 --> 00:46:34,414
Jonathan.
1069
00:46:34,416 --> 00:46:39,619
It's a simple question.
1070
00:46:39,621 --> 00:46:42,121
It depends on what you have.
1071
00:46:42,123 --> 00:46:43,623
Okay.
1072
00:46:43,625 --> 00:46:46,525
Not even 24 hours and already
she's treating me like a partner
1073
00:46:46,527 --> 00:46:47,726
What?
1074
00:46:47,728 --> 00:46:49,561
Oh, remind me when the clock
stops so I don't get charged
1075
00:46:49,563 --> 00:46:51,097
overtime later on tonight.
1076
00:46:51,099 --> 00:46:53,700
You're an asshole!
1077
00:46:53,702 --> 00:46:54,599
Jenna!
1078
00:46:54,601 --> 00:46:56,101
Smooth talking.
1079
00:46:56,103 --> 00:46:57,103
Yeah? Fuck you!
1080
00:46:57,105 --> 00:46:58,037
Fuck me?
1081
00:46:58,039 --> 00:46:59,371
Yeah! If you would've
kept your mouth shut
1082
00:46:59,373 --> 00:47:01,173
none of this
would've ever happened!
1083
00:47:01,175 --> 00:47:02,374
Oh, I'm sorry.
1084
00:47:02,376 --> 00:47:04,177
Who's the dick in the room that
can't stand up to his boss
1085
00:47:04,179 --> 00:47:06,079
because he's banging
his wife's sister?
1086
00:47:06,081 --> 00:47:09,215
Oh! This coming from a guy
who's had more opportunities to
1087
00:47:09,217 --> 00:47:12,117
move up in his career and save
himself from losing his parents
1088
00:47:12,119 --> 00:47:14,686
house but would rather jack
off to pornographic movies, who
1089
00:47:14,688 --> 00:47:16,421
A) nobody cares about or
1090
00:47:16,423 --> 00:47:20,592
B) cares that you
actually respect them.
1091
00:47:20,594 --> 00:47:22,260
What the hell
are you talking about?
1092
00:47:22,262 --> 00:47:24,597
Andy, you're forty years old!
Why don't you step up to the
1093
00:47:24,599 --> 00:47:27,233
real fucking world and be a man
and get your own fucking place
1094
00:47:27,235 --> 00:47:29,601
so I can stop carrying you!
1095
00:47:29,603 --> 00:47:32,037
She's right
You're an asshole.
1096
00:47:47,088 --> 00:47:47,720
Hello?
1097
00:47:47,722 --> 00:47:49,322
Hello, Burke.
1098
00:47:49,324 --> 00:47:50,657
J.. Joe
1099
00:47:50,659 --> 00:47:52,724
You wanna tell me why Scott
is getting a commission check
1100
00:47:52,726 --> 00:47:55,762
of $10,000 at the end
of this month?
1101
00:47:55,764 --> 00:47:58,331
Uh... I don't know, Joe
I'm not sure why.
1102
00:47:58,333 --> 00:48:01,166
I'll tell you why cause it seems
he closed a deal with a client
1103
00:48:01,168 --> 00:48:03,769
that has a pretty large
portfolio and for some reason
1104
00:48:03,771 --> 00:48:07,440
the name on the new
account is Kevin Steele!
1105
00:48:07,442 --> 00:48:09,742
Listen, Joe when I get back to
the house I'll jump on the...
1106
00:48:09,744 --> 00:48:12,345
Don't even bother cause I closed
the account and when you two
1107
00:48:12,347 --> 00:48:15,180
yahoos get back from your trip
to Toronto you need to fire
1108
00:48:15,182 --> 00:48:20,086
his ass! You understand me don't
ever do this to me again, Burke!
1109
00:48:20,088 --> 00:48:24,389
Listen, Joe. It's not his fault.
Okay? It's not his fault
1110
00:48:24,391 --> 00:48:30,295
Joe? Joe! Joe! Fuck!
1111
00:48:55,722 --> 00:49:00,126
Man, I am pumped! How do you
wanna handle this first one?
1112
00:49:00,128 --> 00:49:02,427
You want to take the lead
and then I'll jump in?
1113
00:49:02,429 --> 00:49:08,668
Alright. Gotta breathe Phew
Okay, I'm good, You okay?
1114
00:49:08,670 --> 00:49:09,869
You've been acting weird ever
1115
00:49:09,871 --> 00:49:11,537
since we got on the
plane this morning.
1116
00:49:11,539 --> 00:49:13,238
I'm fine.
1117
00:49:13,240 --> 00:49:17,175
No, you're not. Come on, we
have some time. What is it?
1118
00:49:17,177 --> 00:49:19,878
I got some bad news.
1119
00:49:19,880 --> 00:49:23,282
Already?
1120
00:49:23,284 --> 00:49:25,617
I..I don't know
how to do this...
1121
00:49:25,619 --> 00:49:27,286
What?
1122
00:49:27,288 --> 00:49:30,889
Barcia, he wants me to
fire you when we get home.
1123
00:49:30,891 --> 00:49:34,659
What the hell are you talking
about? I just passed my Series 7
1124
00:49:34,661 --> 00:49:36,862
I'm out here doing
everything you told me to do.
1125
00:49:36,864 --> 00:49:39,565
He found out what we did
with the Steele account.
1126
00:49:39,567 --> 00:49:41,133
I'm taking the hit for it?
1127
00:49:41,135 --> 00:49:42,267
Believe me, Scott.
1128
00:49:42,269 --> 00:49:44,237
When he called I
could not get a word in.
1129
00:49:44,239 --> 00:49:46,606
I'm sure he can't fire
the new Senior Director, huh?
1130
00:49:46,608 --> 00:49:48,708
No, that's just it
I'm not the Senior Director.
1131
00:49:48,710 --> 00:49:50,510
Come on, man
I was there when he said it.
1132
00:49:50,512 --> 00:49:54,914
It's bullshit, Scott! He won't
promote me until I close
1133
00:49:54,916 --> 00:49:57,849
the Steele account. Fucking guy
is doing everything wrong
1134
00:49:57,851 --> 00:49:59,519
and I can't do a
damn thing about it.
1135
00:49:59,521 --> 00:50:03,588
I-I'm so sorry, Scott
I don't know what to do!
1136
00:50:03,590 --> 00:50:08,494
Listen. I know you wouldn't
screw me on purpose It's okay.
1137
00:50:08,496 --> 00:50:10,429
No! No, it's not okay!
1138
00:50:10,431 --> 00:50:15,267
Forget about it, let's just get
our game faces on and crush
1139
00:50:15,269 --> 00:50:17,836
these meetings and then
we'll go out tonight
1140
00:50:17,838 --> 00:50:19,371
and you'll feel better.
1141
00:50:19,373 --> 00:50:22,742
What? Wha.. Wha How?
1142
00:50:22,744 --> 00:50:24,644
Trust me.
1143
00:50:42,931 --> 00:50:45,597
It's a drag show, huh?
Hope you're performing
1144
00:50:45,599 --> 00:50:48,569
Cute
Follow me.
1145
00:50:57,711 --> 00:50:59,244
Now what can
I get you guys?
1146
00:50:59,246 --> 00:51:03,349
Vodka cranberry for me
and two shots of Jack!
1147
00:51:03,351 --> 00:51:05,450
Blue Harvest
Two shots of Jack, huh?
1148
00:51:05,452 --> 00:51:07,353
It's gonna be that
kind of night. Trust me.
1149
00:51:07,355 --> 00:51:08,787
You know we're
just friends, right?
1150
00:51:08,789 --> 00:51:09,722
Not my type.
1151
00:51:11,559 --> 00:51:19,298
Welcome to On the Street! Woo!
Tonight's special guest hails
1152
00:51:19,300 --> 00:51:22,802
from a place in the USA called
New Jersey! But she's no
1153
00:51:22,804 --> 00:51:28,273
stranger to Toronto. Please put
your hands together for the one
1154
00:51:28,275 --> 00:51:38,016
the only Josefina! Woo!
1155
00:51:38,018 --> 00:51:40,586
Good Morning!
1156
00:51:40,588 --> 00:51:45,324
Welcome
and welcome!
1157
00:51:45,326 --> 00:51:50,996
Are we ready for a
good time? Whoo whoo
1158
00:51:50,998 --> 00:51:58,537
Shake what your momma gave you!
Shake it! Shake it! Shake it!
1159
00:51:58,539 --> 00:52:00,305
Do you see it?
1160
00:52:00,307 --> 00:52:03,309
Yeah I see it alright
That's quite the grand entrance.
1161
00:52:03,311 --> 00:52:05,744
Oh, it was
But do you see it?
1162
00:52:05,746 --> 00:52:09,715
Good Morning!
Josefina in the house!
1163
00:52:09,717 --> 00:52:14,887
I'm not sure I'm following.
1164
00:52:14,889 --> 00:52:19,458
Josefiiina!
1165
00:52:19,460 --> 00:52:21,827
Oh! Hahaha
1166
00:52:21,829 --> 00:52:22,827
Ha ha!
1167
00:52:22,829 --> 00:52:24,829
It's-a so hot in here!
1168
00:52:24,831 --> 00:52:26,766
What the fuck?
Are you kidding me?
1169
00:52:26,768 --> 00:52:27,766
Surprise!
1170
00:52:27,768 --> 00:52:28,867
The fuck are you doing to me?
1171
00:52:28,869 --> 00:52:29,869
Wave, wave, wave,
1172
00:52:29,871 --> 00:52:30,869
No, don't wave!
1173
00:52:30,871 --> 00:52:31,871
Yo, Josefina!
1174
00:52:31,873 --> 00:52:32,871
Stop Waving!
1175
00:52:32,873 --> 00:52:34,440
We love you!
1176
00:52:34,442 --> 00:52:35,441
Fuck.
1177
00:52:44,885 --> 00:52:46,885
You're here early.
1178
00:52:46,887 --> 00:52:49,322
Yeah, I wanted to get here
before everyone else so I could
1179
00:52:49,324 --> 00:52:51,557
uh get through some
of these files.
1180
00:52:51,559 --> 00:52:57,697
Yeah, You and I need to talk.
1181
00:52:57,699 --> 00:52:58,865
Okay.
1182
00:52:58,867 --> 00:53:02,467
Sometimes in life you may have
thought you saw something
1183
00:53:02,469 --> 00:53:04,470
that you probably
shouldn't have saw.
1184
00:53:04,472 --> 00:53:06,871
Or maybe you
didn't see it at all.
1185
00:53:06,873 --> 00:53:11,413
Uh, a little something
to help you forget.
1186
00:53:15,382 --> 00:53:17,782
What'd I see, Joe?
1187
00:53:17,784 --> 00:53:20,820
Don't play games with me, Burke
You think you're gonna hold this
1188
00:53:20,822 --> 00:53:22,987
above my head for
the rest of your life?
1189
00:53:22,989 --> 00:53:23,988
Not my style.
1190
00:53:23,990 --> 00:53:25,724
What's not your style?
1191
00:53:25,726 --> 00:53:27,559
Hey! I did you a favor!
1192
00:53:27,561 --> 00:53:29,929
I forgave Scott for the
mistake that he made.
1193
00:53:29,931 --> 00:53:32,898
Wasn't a mistake, Joe this
company shouldn't give a shit
1194
00:53:32,900 --> 00:53:35,767
what he does with
his life Or yours.
1195
00:53:35,769 --> 00:53:38,403
I heard enough. Guess what? The
expense for the trip is still
1196
00:53:38,405 --> 00:53:39,804
coming out of your commission!
1197
00:53:39,806 --> 00:53:41,539
That's bullshit, Joe!
1198
00:53:41,541 --> 00:53:44,642
Okay, you wanna know the
truth? I told Scott to do it.
1199
00:53:44,644 --> 00:53:46,679
And you know what?
I would do it again
1200
00:53:46,681 --> 00:53:48,880
Really? You really wanna
go down this road, Burke?
1201
00:53:48,882 --> 00:53:51,784
Ha ha
What road would that be?
1202
00:53:51,786 --> 00:53:54,552
The one that
could get your ass fired.
1203
00:53:54,554 --> 00:53:56,889
For doing what
I think is right?
1204
00:53:56,891 --> 00:54:00,525
What you think is right?
I told you a long time ago
1205
00:54:00,527 --> 00:54:02,695
you need to start thinking
just a little bit bigger.
1206
00:54:02,697 --> 00:54:05,498
So that means I stop being me?
I'm not gonna be you, you know!
1207
00:54:05,500 --> 00:54:06,731
Oh, Mr. Righteous one!
1208
00:54:06,733 --> 00:54:09,001
What are you gonna do, you gonna
go to the top of the mountains
1209
00:54:09,003 --> 00:54:11,436
and shout how you saved some
sleazebag porno actors life?
1210
00:54:11,438 --> 00:54:14,139
Really, Burke? Really?
1211
00:54:14,141 --> 00:54:18,411
Sorry to interrupt Jonathan, but
Mr. Steele is in your office
1212
00:54:18,413 --> 00:54:20,447
Guess you better
go take care of it, huh?
1213
00:54:25,786 --> 00:54:28,554
Mr. Steele, yeah, what
brings you to the office today?
1214
00:54:28,556 --> 00:54:32,090
You wanna tell me why my
account is closed again?
1215
00:54:32,092 --> 00:54:33,325
Sigh.
1216
00:54:33,327 --> 00:54:36,662
Mr. Steele, I've been with this
firm for quite some time and
1217
00:54:36,664 --> 00:54:40,199
you know, I've never had quite
this much trouble with an
1218
00:54:40,201 --> 00:54:42,467
account before, so
I, uh, I apologize.
1219
00:54:42,469 --> 00:54:44,970
Ah, Christ
She got to it didn't she?
1220
00:54:44,972 --> 00:54:45,903
I'm sorry?
1221
00:54:45,905 --> 00:54:48,173
My ex-wife? She got
to my account. She...
1222
00:54:48,175 --> 00:54:51,911
I don't think I follow.
1223
00:54:51,913 --> 00:54:57,615
Look, You know what I do,
right? Well, fifteen years ago
1224
00:54:57,617 --> 00:55:02,954
I was stupid I fell in love
with an actress on set we got
1225
00:55:02,956 --> 00:55:05,157
married, had a kid after the kid
was born she couldn't get work
1226
00:55:05,159 --> 00:55:11,229
She turned to drugs, Fell
off the grid left us flat.
1227
00:55:11,231 --> 00:55:13,833
Twelve years later,
I get a knock on my door
1228
00:55:13,835 --> 00:55:18,704
I'm the mother of the child I
demand custody you owe me money.
1229
00:55:18,706 --> 00:55:23,508
Well she gets herself a high
priced lawyer and I get a court
1230
00:55:23,510 --> 00:55:26,545
order for what they call
"retroactive child support"
1231
00:55:26,547 --> 00:55:27,012
Oh.
1232
00:55:27,014 --> 00:55:29,248
Yeah. Well, now?
1233
00:55:29,250 --> 00:55:33,818
I can't even afford a goddamn
lawyer I, uh, spend all my money
1234
00:55:33,820 --> 00:55:38,657
sending my kid to private
school.
1235
00:55:38,659 --> 00:55:42,994
Look, Burke It's all I know
And if it gets my kid a better
1236
00:55:42,996 --> 00:55:48,700
education than what I had?
I'll do what I have to do.
1237
00:55:58,278 --> 00:56:04,682
Mr. Steele your ex-wife didn't
close your account. We did.
1238
00:56:07,554 --> 00:56:12,191
Why? What the hell is
going on here, Burke?
1239
00:56:18,532 --> 00:56:19,264
Mr. Burke?
1240
00:56:19,266 --> 00:56:21,300
Fuck it! Sorry for that.
1241
00:56:21,302 --> 00:56:23,202
Yeah
It's alright I've heard worse.
1242
00:56:23,204 --> 00:56:24,235
Give me one second.
1243
00:56:24,237 --> 00:56:25,470
Yeah, sure.
1244
00:56:25,472 --> 00:56:32,010
Uh Andy? Can you come in here
for a second, please? Thank you
1245
00:56:32,012 --> 00:56:34,179
Is that your girlfriend?
1246
00:56:34,181 --> 00:56:36,115
Yeah.
1247
00:56:36,117 --> 00:56:39,684
How long you guys going out?
1248
00:56:39,686 --> 00:56:41,253
Kinda in a holding
pattern right now.
1249
00:56:41,255 --> 00:56:46,325
ha ha ha.
Love is a complicated thing
1250
00:56:46,327 --> 00:56:50,695
Yes it is.
1251
00:56:50,697 --> 00:56:52,764
Can I help you, Mr. Burke?
1252
00:56:52,766 --> 00:56:56,135
Andy I'd like you to meet my
client, Mr. Kevin Steele.
1253
00:56:56,137 --> 00:56:59,271
Mr. Steele, this is Andy Roma
our head of Technology.
1254
00:56:59,273 --> 00:57:01,005
Oh, how you doing, Andy?
1255
00:57:01,007 --> 00:57:04,642
Holy fucking donkey dick
Fucking Kevin Steele!
1256
00:57:04,644 --> 00:57:05,811
Nice to..uh
1257
00:57:05,813 --> 00:57:09,949
You're my fucking hero, man! I
love your movies!
1258
00:57:09,951 --> 00:57:12,117
I mean I'm
you're biggest fan!
1259
00:57:12,119 --> 00:57:13,351
Thank you very much.
1260
00:57:13,353 --> 00:57:16,854
No, I mean that in a weird way
Really, your movies have depth.
1261
00:57:16,856 --> 00:57:21,360
I mean, they have character
they have layers to them.
1262
00:57:21,362 --> 00:57:22,360
You're a great actor.
1263
00:57:22,362 --> 00:57:23,362
I appreciate that man.
1264
00:57:23,364 --> 00:57:25,731
Not like these web
movies where they're just
1265
00:57:25,733 --> 00:57:29,767
Fucking and fucking and
fucking you know how to fuck.
1266
00:57:29,769 --> 00:57:32,237
You like it's like
Shakespeare fucking.
1267
00:57:32,239 --> 00:57:34,740
Thank you Andy
I appreciate that.
1268
00:57:34,742 --> 00:57:35,941
Just like Shakespeare.
1269
00:57:35,943 --> 00:57:38,376
Mr. Steele, I'd like you to
sign this document, please.
1270
00:57:38,378 --> 00:57:40,079
Uh, what is this?
1271
00:57:40,081 --> 00:57:41,880
This is the company's
acknowledgement that we made a
1272
00:57:41,882 --> 00:57:45,851
mistake and that it'll never
happen again so, if you'd just
1273
00:57:45,853 --> 00:57:48,287
sign date and the
time here please.
1274
00:57:48,289 --> 00:57:51,389
Time. Why do you need the time?
1275
00:57:51,391 --> 00:57:56,128
Um, I can't explain right now
but please trust me on this.
1276
00:57:56,130 --> 00:58:01,266
Okay.
1277
00:58:01,268 --> 00:58:04,202
Well, Mr. Steele
you're good to go.
1278
00:58:04,204 --> 00:58:05,336
Thank you very much, Jonathan.
1279
00:58:05,338 --> 00:58:06,671
I appreciate
everything you've done.
1280
00:58:06,673 --> 00:58:07,673
My pleasure.
1281
00:58:07,675 --> 00:58:08,673
Thanks.
1282
00:58:08,675 --> 00:58:09,675
Thank you Mr. Steele.
1283
00:58:09,677 --> 00:58:11,909
Bye, Andy.
1284
00:58:11,911 --> 00:58:13,912
Take care Andy.
1285
00:58:13,914 --> 00:58:18,316
Andy It's time for me to go now
I gotta get to set in Asbury.
1286
00:58:18,318 --> 00:58:20,786
Thanks.
1287
00:58:20,788 --> 00:58:24,889
Oh, man.
1288
00:58:24,891 --> 00:58:27,159
Listen, I'm sorry.
1289
00:58:27,161 --> 00:58:32,430
Apology accepted Ah, you just
made my fucking day, man.
1290
00:58:32,432 --> 00:58:33,432
I need your help.
1291
00:58:33,434 --> 00:58:34,432
Of course you do.
1292
00:58:34,434 --> 00:58:36,834
Can you take a
screenshot of this
1293
00:58:36,836 --> 00:58:39,170
and send it to
my personal account?
1294
00:58:39,172 --> 00:58:44,208
What are you doing?
1295
00:58:44,210 --> 00:58:47,079
I'm taking Barcia down.
1296
00:58:47,081 --> 00:58:49,380
You know maybe I
was wrong about...
1297
00:58:49,382 --> 00:58:51,182
No, no you were not wrong.
1298
00:58:53,920 --> 00:58:54,987
Can you do it?
1299
00:58:54,989 --> 00:59:00,224
Yeah, of course I can do it
Now where you going?
1300
00:59:00,226 --> 00:59:01,059
Cover for me.
1301
00:59:17,110 --> 00:59:19,077
Can I help you? Oh, gosh.
1302
00:59:19,079 --> 00:59:21,947
Sheila, what you work for Jenna?
1303
00:59:21,949 --> 00:59:24,349
I just started a week ago
What do you want?
1304
00:59:24,351 --> 00:59:25,983
I need to see her.
1305
00:59:25,985 --> 00:59:28,387
Yeah, I just I don't think
that's gonna be a good idea.
1306
00:59:28,389 --> 00:59:31,889
Oh, come on,
Sheila! Come on!
1307
00:59:31,891 --> 00:59:35,193
Sigh.
1308
00:59:35,195 --> 00:59:43,235
Hi, Miss Casey? Yes Jonathan
Burke is here to see you.
1309
00:59:43,237 --> 00:59:47,873
Good luck.
1310
00:59:47,875 --> 00:59:53,845
Yikes.
1311
00:59:53,847 --> 00:59:55,847
What do I owe the
pleasure of this visit?
1312
00:59:55,849 --> 00:59:57,416
I was wondering if you'd
represent my client.
1313
00:59:57,418 --> 01:00:01,220
Jonathan, you know
I can't do that.
1314
01:00:01,222 --> 01:00:03,121
Here's the evidence.
1315
01:00:03,123 --> 01:00:05,157
I mean, what he's asking
me to do can't be right.
1316
01:00:05,159 --> 01:00:07,358
Steele just told me that account
is for his kid's tuition.
1317
01:00:07,360 --> 01:00:08,994
I mean, the guy literally
just left my office
1318
01:00:08,996 --> 01:00:10,496
and his wife is cleaning
him out of everything.
1319
01:00:10,498 --> 01:00:12,865
How do you know this
Kevin Steele isn't full of it?
1320
01:00:12,867 --> 01:00:14,833
Because you can't
bullshit a bullshitter.
1321
01:00:14,835 --> 01:00:16,101
So you're telling
me you're full of it.
1322
01:00:16,103 --> 01:00:22,173
No, Jesus come on stop it! Come
on you're a lawyer take the case
1323
01:00:22,175 --> 01:00:23,374
Alright, you want an apology?
1324
01:00:23,376 --> 01:00:29,847
I'm sorry but deep down, you
know I was right, half right
1325
01:00:29,849 --> 01:00:32,351
Alright, I was out of line but
you know what the way I see it
1326
01:00:32,353 --> 01:00:33,818
what better way
to prove your worth as
1327
01:00:33,820 --> 01:00:39,191
a partner then to take
on a case just like this.
1328
01:00:39,193 --> 01:00:41,126
This how you
talk to your clients?
1329
01:00:41,128 --> 01:00:42,026
Sometimes.
1330
01:00:42,028 --> 01:00:44,929
I can see why Joe
wanted to promote you.
1331
01:00:44,931 --> 01:00:47,532
So what do you think?
1332
01:00:47,534 --> 01:00:50,302
Give me everything
you got on the account.
1333
01:00:50,304 --> 01:00:52,271
When it was first opened
when your boss...
1334
01:00:52,273 --> 01:00:53,505
My boss?
1335
01:00:53,507 --> 01:00:57,108
Yes, when your boss first asked
you to close it, everything.
1336
01:00:57,110 --> 01:00:59,278
And I'll need Mr. Steele's
phone number too.
1337
01:00:59,280 --> 01:01:00,878
Okay, great
1338
01:01:00,880 --> 01:01:04,849
Thank you, you're awesome!
I love you! Thank you!
1339
01:01:04,851 --> 01:01:09,287
Wait! What did you just say?
1340
01:01:09,289 --> 01:01:10,088
What?
1341
01:01:10,090 --> 01:01:11,590
What did you just say?
1342
01:01:11,592 --> 01:01:12,590
Thank you.
1343
01:01:12,592 --> 01:01:14,592
After that.
1344
01:01:14,594 --> 01:01:15,594
You're awesome.
1345
01:01:15,596 --> 01:01:17,095
After that!
1346
01:01:17,097 --> 01:01:17,595
Thank you?
1347
01:01:17,597 --> 01:01:18,429
Jonathan!
1348
01:01:18,431 --> 01:01:19,597
Okay, I love you
But you knew that.
1349
01:01:19,599 --> 01:01:22,133
No I didn't! That's something
I kind of needed to know!
1350
01:01:22,135 --> 01:01:23,302
Alright, I love you
1351
01:01:23,304 --> 01:01:25,838
in spite of the fact you
haven't called me for a week!
1352
01:01:25,840 --> 01:01:28,307
Well the phone works both ways
You can't just tell me you love
1353
01:01:28,309 --> 01:01:30,309
me in the middle of my office
You have to do it in the
1354
01:01:30,311 --> 01:01:33,311
moonlight or in bed .You can't
do it in bed because then you
1355
01:01:33,313 --> 01:01:35,179
just had sex with me
and you might not mean it
1356
01:01:35,181 --> 01:01:37,349
Are you okay?
1357
01:01:37,351 --> 01:01:41,353
No, I'm not okay You just told
me that you loved me and right
1358
01:01:41,355 --> 01:01:43,621
after asking me to represent you
and some famous pornographic
1359
01:01:43,623 --> 01:01:46,891
actor against my sister's
piece of garbage husband.
1360
01:01:46,893 --> 01:01:47,892
You mean my boss.
1361
01:01:47,894 --> 01:01:49,061
Yes, Jonathan!
1362
01:01:49,063 --> 01:01:51,097
I love you.
1363
01:01:53,300 --> 01:01:55,066
Cough Cough.
1364
01:01:55,068 --> 01:01:56,235
Sorry, Miss Casey.
1365
01:01:56,237 --> 01:01:57,936
It's okay.
1366
01:01:57,938 --> 01:01:59,170
You make her
call you Miss Casey?
1367
01:01:59,172 --> 01:02:00,171
Yeah.
1368
01:02:00,173 --> 01:02:01,305
Yeah.
1369
01:02:01,307 --> 01:02:03,175
Mr. Lipman needs to see
you in the conference room.
1370
01:02:03,177 --> 01:02:05,409
I'll let you get back
to work I love her!
1371
01:02:05,411 --> 01:02:07,579
That's nice.
1372
01:02:07,581 --> 01:02:09,014
Okay, I'll see you later.
1373
01:02:09,016 --> 01:02:10,014
Bye.
1374
01:02:10,016 --> 01:02:12,217
Bye Bye.
1375
01:02:12,219 --> 01:02:13,485
Okay, where do I have to be?
1376
01:02:13,487 --> 01:02:19,624
That's nice the conference room
Aren't you forgetting something?
1377
01:02:19,626 --> 01:02:20,862
What?
1378
01:02:23,063 --> 01:02:24,061
Oh my God.
1379
01:02:24,063 --> 01:02:24,762
Yeah.
1380
01:02:24,764 --> 01:02:27,164
Jonathan!
I love you too!
1381
01:02:27,166 --> 01:02:28,166
Go.
1382
01:02:28,168 --> 01:02:28,934
You had me worried!
1383
01:02:28,936 --> 01:02:29,700
I'm so sorry!
1384
01:02:29,702 --> 01:02:31,103
It's all good
We're new at this.
1385
01:02:31,105 --> 01:02:32,970
Yeah, oh I can see that.
1386
01:02:32,972 --> 01:02:34,039
Sigh.
1387
01:02:34,041 --> 01:02:35,039
Bye.
1388
01:02:35,041 --> 01:02:35,974
Bye. I love you!
1389
01:02:35,976 --> 01:02:36,974
Bye. Love you
1390
01:02:36,976 --> 01:02:40,979
Okay, bye! Bye.
1391
01:02:40,981 --> 01:02:42,546
Oh my God, I love him.
1392
01:02:42,548 --> 01:02:43,548
Get it together.
1393
01:02:43,550 --> 01:02:44,548
Okay.
1394
01:03:44,010 --> 01:03:46,644
Hey.
1395
01:03:46,646 --> 01:03:48,179
Are you sure
Andy's okay with this?
1396
01:03:48,181 --> 01:03:50,182
I feel like I'm kicking him out.
1397
01:03:50,184 --> 01:03:51,215
You are.
1398
01:03:51,217 --> 01:03:55,554
Don't! You guys have
lived together for so long
1399
01:03:55,556 --> 01:03:57,755
and here I come,
moving in to your space.
1400
01:03:57,757 --> 01:03:58,757
It was his idea.
1401
01:03:58,759 --> 01:03:59,758
Really?
1402
01:03:59,760 --> 01:04:00,758
Yeah.
1403
01:04:00,760 --> 01:04:01,959
Awe.
1404
01:04:01,961 --> 01:04:05,296
But you know it is true what
they say about people who move
1405
01:04:05,298 --> 01:04:08,233
before they get married
it does wind up in divorce more.
1406
01:04:08,235 --> 01:04:10,168
Who said I was gonna marry you?
1407
01:04:10,170 --> 01:04:12,170
I just needed a bigger
place than my apartment.
1408
01:04:12,172 --> 01:04:13,304
Ha ha ha.
1409
01:04:13,306 --> 01:04:16,240
That is, if you're okay
with signing the prenup, so...
1410
01:04:16,242 --> 01:04:17,141
A prenup?
1411
01:04:17,143 --> 01:04:19,379
I'll have my lawyer
call your lawyer!
1412
01:04:30,356 --> 01:04:35,526
You bastard.
1413
01:04:35,528 --> 01:04:36,561
What?
1414
01:04:36,563 --> 01:04:37,662
Where is it?
1415
01:04:37,664 --> 01:04:39,063
Where's what?
1416
01:04:39,065 --> 01:04:43,401
Your penis pump -
the box of porn
1417
01:04:43,403 --> 01:04:47,139
Andy, you don't
need that Come on!
1418
01:04:47,141 --> 01:04:49,474
You heartless son of a bitch!
1419
01:04:49,476 --> 01:04:52,443
I thought we were
making progress, Andy.
1420
01:04:52,445 --> 01:05:01,485
Those are works
of art! Fuck you.
1421
01:05:01,487 --> 01:05:02,487
Is he really?
1422
01:05:02,489 --> 01:05:03,487
Yup.
1423
01:05:03,489 --> 01:05:04,555
And you're not gonna?
1424
01:05:04,557 --> 01:05:06,594
Nope.
1425
01:05:20,239 --> 01:05:21,238
Uh, Mr. Steele. Hey.
1426
01:05:21,240 --> 01:05:22,240
It's Kevin.
1427
01:05:22,242 --> 01:05:24,608
Kevin What are you doing here?
1428
01:05:24,610 --> 01:05:26,478
And how'd you
find out where I live?
1429
01:05:26,480 --> 01:05:27,479
I told him.
1430
01:05:27,481 --> 01:05:28,679
Oh.
1431
01:05:28,681 --> 01:05:29,780
I just wanted to
come and personally
1432
01:05:29,782 --> 01:05:31,416
thank you for what you did.
1433
01:05:31,418 --> 01:05:32,516
It was nothing.
1434
01:05:32,518 --> 01:05:35,619
No, you put your job on the line
you gave me a fighting
1435
01:05:35,621 --> 01:05:41,392
chance with my ex
Bring it in, man!
1436
01:05:41,394 --> 01:05:44,229
This is, um, Mr.Kevin?
1437
01:05:44,231 --> 01:05:47,164
This is Jenna.
1438
01:05:47,166 --> 01:05:48,298
Kevin. Hi. Steele
1439
01:05:48,300 --> 01:05:50,367
Hello. I hear Mr. Lipman is
taking good care of you?
1440
01:05:50,369 --> 01:05:52,405
Yes, he is.
1441
01:05:55,442 --> 01:05:56,775
He's the best
lawyer in our office.
1442
01:05:56,777 --> 01:05:58,742
Next to you, of course.
1443
01:05:58,744 --> 01:06:02,414
Yes, but when your boyfriend
could possibly be subpoenaed for
1444
01:06:02,416 --> 01:06:04,715
a blackmail case against a
family member, you tend to
1445
01:06:04,717 --> 01:06:07,885
step aside and let
someone else handle it.
1446
01:06:07,887 --> 01:06:10,287
You know, now that I've met you
personally has anyone ever...
1447
01:06:10,289 --> 01:06:12,289
I know, I look like her.
1448
01:06:12,291 --> 01:06:19,697
No. Not in the least bit
You are far more beautiful.
1449
01:06:19,699 --> 01:06:21,733
Kevin, you remember Andy?
1450
01:06:21,735 --> 01:06:23,601
Yeah, sure.
1451
01:06:23,603 --> 01:06:27,271
Hey, man what're you doing
rummaging through the garbage?
1452
01:06:27,273 --> 01:06:29,641
I'm looking for Jonathan's box
of porn that he threw out
1453
01:06:29,643 --> 01:06:33,845
because he's not in that phase
anymore. And you know what?
1454
01:06:33,847 --> 01:06:37,315
They were all your masterpieces.
1455
01:06:37,317 --> 01:06:41,820
Well, on that note
I've gotta run to AC.
1456
01:06:41,822 --> 01:06:44,523
I'm going to the AVN awards
I'm nominated for
1457
01:06:44,525 --> 01:06:47,358
Best Male
Performance in One Take.
1458
01:06:47,360 --> 01:06:50,162
That's right
You've heard of that award?
1459
01:06:50,164 --> 01:06:54,900
Only one other actor's won it
I would die to see you win it.
1460
01:06:54,902 --> 01:06:57,568
I think I just thought of a
way for you to repay me.
1461
01:06:57,570 --> 01:06:59,306
Oh yeah.
1462
01:06:59,539 --> 01:07:01,173
Yeah?
1463
01:07:01,175 --> 01:07:02,941
Alright.
1464
01:07:02,943 --> 01:07:04,208
Yeah, sure.
1465
01:07:04,210 --> 01:07:06,577
Hey, why don't
you come with me?
1466
01:07:06,579 --> 01:07:07,579
Wa, What, sorry?
1467
01:07:07,581 --> 01:07:10,215
Yeah, Why don't you put
on some clean clothes
1468
01:07:10,217 --> 01:07:11,483
and get your
ass in the 'vette?
1469
01:07:11,485 --> 01:07:12,583
Come on.
1470
01:07:12,585 --> 01:07:13,584
Are you shittin' me?
1471
01:07:13,586 --> 01:07:14,586
No! Come on!
1472
01:07:14,588 --> 01:07:15,586
You sure?
1473
01:07:15,588 --> 01:07:17,454
I'm positive.
1474
01:07:17,456 --> 01:07:18,456
Andy.
1475
01:07:18,458 --> 01:07:19,724
Do it.
1476
01:07:19,726 --> 01:07:25,829
I love you Come here Come here!
1477
01:07:25,831 --> 01:07:27,499
Thank you.
1478
01:07:27,501 --> 01:07:29,668
Don't mention it.
1479
01:07:29,670 --> 01:07:31,704
Yes!
1480
01:07:36,943 --> 01:07:40,811
Hey, listen can I change in the
car? Listen, I know I stink but,
1481
01:07:40,813 --> 01:07:42,045
Yeah I'll keep the top down.
1482
01:07:42,047 --> 01:07:47,851
Come on I don't wanna miss the
red carpet! We're running late!
1483
01:07:47,853 --> 01:07:48,920
It's gonna
be great!
1484
01:07:48,922 --> 01:07:50,354
Alright.
1485
01:07:50,356 --> 01:07:52,289
Let's get going.
1486
01:07:52,291 --> 01:07:54,425
Wow, man It smells in here
Were you fucking somebody?
1487
01:07:54,427 --> 01:07:58,429
Hey, man As often as I can
As often as I can.
1488
01:07:58,431 --> 01:08:00,599
Nice, man.
1489
01:08:00,601 --> 01:08:02,300
Jonathan.
1490
01:08:02,302 --> 01:08:03,334
Yeah?
1491
01:08:03,336 --> 01:08:04,903
I think we need to take a break.
1492
01:08:04,905 --> 01:08:09,407
Okay.
1493
01:08:09,409 --> 01:08:13,845
You know being around all this
porn stuff and the likes of
1494
01:08:13,847 --> 01:08:16,880
Kevin Steele kind
of makes me hot.
1495
01:08:16,882 --> 01:08:17,915
Really?
1496
01:08:17,917 --> 01:08:20,751
Mmhmm.
1497
01:08:20,753 --> 01:08:25,423
I want you to come inside
and see something you've
1498
01:08:25,425 --> 01:08:27,925
never seen
before in the daylight.
1499
01:08:27,927 --> 01:08:29,326
Uh,
1500
01:08:29,328 --> 01:08:30,894
what is that?
1501
01:08:30,896 --> 01:08:33,934
My tattoo.
1502
01:08:38,505 --> 01:08:40,405
I don't believe it
I'm so excited!
1503
01:08:40,407 --> 01:08:41,772
You think you
can get me laid?
1504
01:08:41,774 --> 01:08:44,843
Ah, yeah I can get you anything
you want, What are you into?
1505
01:08:44,845 --> 01:08:46,510
blond, brunette, redhead?
1506
01:08:46,512 --> 01:08:49,313
Yeah, baby! I love everything!
I just wanna get laid!
1507
01:08:49,315 --> 01:08:52,951
Alright, Andy, hang on man!
We're going to AC!
1508
01:08:52,953 --> 01:08:55,553
Oh yeah, baby, woo!
1509
01:09:39,966 --> 01:09:42,666
Mr. Steele, how does it feel
to be the second adult film star
1510
01:09:42,668 --> 01:09:45,602
to win this award for your role
in the "Get Harder" series?
1511
01:09:45,604 --> 01:09:49,406
Ya Good question as you know
it takes a lot of concentration
1512
01:09:49,408 --> 01:09:54,379
to get it right and Oh ha ha ha
1513
01:09:54,381 --> 01:09:56,380
Louise!
1514
01:09:56,382 --> 01:09:57,514
Mr. Steele?
1515
01:09:57,516 --> 01:10:00,818
Hold that thought! Yeah? I'm
sorry It takes a lot of
1516
01:10:00,820 --> 01:10:03,754
concentration to get it right in
one take I mean as you know, in
1517
01:10:03,756 --> 01:10:06,090
that scene there were three
women, a gun in one hand a
1518
01:10:06,092 --> 01:10:09,460
rake in the other and it was a
pivotal point in the film where
1519
01:10:09,462 --> 01:10:11,062
the character's
going through a lot of demons.
1520
01:10:11,064 --> 01:10:12,263
That's great.
1521
01:10:12,265 --> 01:10:14,598
And the women in that scene
were brilliant I have to say
1522
01:10:14,600 --> 01:10:15,633
That's Kevin
Steele, come on.
1523
01:10:15,635 --> 01:10:17,000
It was a pleasure
interviewing you Mr. Steele
1524
01:10:17,002 --> 01:10:18,635
Thank you very much, Paula
1525
01:10:18,637 --> 01:10:19,736
Mr. Steele
1526
01:10:19,738 --> 01:10:23,474
Hey, how you doing guys?
Nice to see you, You are?
1527
01:10:23,476 --> 01:10:26,977
Jim Bosnin - Henry Acker.
1528
01:10:26,979 --> 01:10:29,113
Oh, uh you're lawyers?
1529
01:10:29,115 --> 01:10:30,882
We were lawyers.
1530
01:10:30,884 --> 01:10:33,985
I'm a little confused here
Jenna Casey told me Bob Lipman
1531
01:10:33,987 --> 01:10:35,986
was going to be
handling my case directly.
1532
01:10:35,988 --> 01:10:38,123
Given the sensitivity
of your complaint against
1533
01:10:38,125 --> 01:10:43,660
Arrowhead Investment... holy
mother of monkey shit balls...
1534
01:10:43,662 --> 01:10:44,928
What?
1535
01:10:44,930 --> 01:10:47,165
It's Amber Lynn.
1536
01:10:47,167 --> 01:10:48,732
She kinda looks like Jenna.
1537
01:10:48,734 --> 01:10:49,767
Casey?
1538
01:10:49,769 --> 01:10:53,504
No way Jenna looks
like Jenna. Right Hammer?
1539
01:10:53,506 --> 01:10:57,409
Hammer... Hammer!
Who's right? Me or Hank?
1540
01:10:57,411 --> 01:10:59,576
Come on.
1541
01:10:59,578 --> 01:11:00,577
Hank.
1542
01:11:00,579 --> 01:11:01,778
Get the fuck outta here.
1543
01:11:01,780 --> 01:11:05,482
No Jenna looks like Jenna she
does not look like Amber Lynn.
1544
01:11:05,484 --> 01:11:07,885
Holy shit she's coming over
here right now, isn't she?
1545
01:11:07,887 --> 01:11:08,919
Hey, Kevin!
1546
01:11:08,921 --> 01:11:09,987
Hey, Amber!
1547
01:11:09,989 --> 01:11:11,488
Congratulations on your award!
1548
01:11:11,490 --> 01:11:13,124
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
1549
01:11:13,126 --> 01:11:15,893
Did you meet the
new guys Jim and Henry?
1550
01:11:15,895 --> 01:11:16,928
We are big fans of yours.
1551
01:11:16,930 --> 01:11:18,897
No, we're not
I mean, yes we are.
1552
01:11:18,899 --> 01:11:20,831
It's just that I don't usually
watch your movies
1553
01:11:20,833 --> 01:11:22,066
I'm sure you do a fantastic job.
1554
01:11:22,068 --> 01:11:22,866
Are you okay?
1555
01:11:22,868 --> 01:11:24,501
Well, I'm okay
I'm okay. I'm just...
1556
01:11:24,503 --> 01:11:25,736
He seems a little nervous.
1557
01:11:25,738 --> 01:11:26,737
He's a little nervous
1558
01:11:26,739 --> 01:11:27,805
It's okay.
1559
01:11:27,807 --> 01:11:29,607
You know what he's got
a little pent up frustration
1560
01:11:29,609 --> 01:11:32,009
He doesn't always
sound like Rain Man.
1561
01:11:32,011 --> 01:11:36,680
No, actually I gotta go
I.. I owe my mom a call.
1562
01:11:36,682 --> 01:11:38,148
Mom? Mommy?
1563
01:11:38,150 --> 01:11:39,016
Just say mommy.
1564
01:11:39,018 --> 01:11:41,218
Hank Hank Hank! Hank!
Come on! No. Oh
1565
01:11:41,220 --> 01:11:43,220
Jesus Christ I'm
sorry I'm so sorry.
1566
01:11:43,222 --> 01:11:46,624
So I overheard you guys saying
that somebody here looks like me
1567
01:11:46,626 --> 01:11:47,857
No, no.
1568
01:11:47,859 --> 01:11:51,862
There's a woman in his office
who he thinks looks like Jenna.
1569
01:11:51,864 --> 01:11:54,799
But Henry and I think
Jenna looks more like you.
1570
01:11:54,801 --> 01:11:56,067
Okay, first of
all Jenna looks like Jenna
1571
01:11:56,069 --> 01:11:58,202
she does not look like...
1572
01:11:58,204 --> 01:12:01,108
Who's Jenna?
1573
01:12:19,926 --> 01:12:21,929
Just one
more question.
1574
01:12:25,798 --> 01:12:28,569
Say Hello, to my little friend.
1575
01:12:35,175 --> 01:12:37,543
You're gonna need a bigger bra.
1576
01:12:41,046 --> 01:12:42,714
I am big.
1577
01:12:42,716 --> 01:12:44,952
It's the pictures
that got smaller.
1578
01:12:49,823 --> 01:12:53,026
Delivery two large sausage pies.
1579
01:12:53,260 --> 01:12:54,659
Well I don't know one of my
1580
01:12:54,661 --> 01:12:56,126
one of my eight maids a milkin'
1581
01:12:56,128 --> 01:12:57,594
backed out ya we're shootin' the
1582
01:12:57,596 --> 01:12:58,763
12 Lays
of Christmas.
1583
01:12:58,765 --> 01:12:59,897
I don't know what my account
1584
01:12:59,899 --> 01:13:01,031
Ms. Lynn is ready for you now.
1585
01:13:01,033 --> 01:13:02,733
Oh
thank you.
1586
01:13:02,735 --> 01:13:03,867
God is this
brilliant!
1587
01:13:03,869 --> 01:13:05,102
Who thought
of this?
1588
01:13:05,104 --> 01:13:07,671
This guy is like the Scorsese
1589
01:13:07,673 --> 01:13:09,139
of the porn industry.
1590
01:13:09,141 --> 01:13:11,543
Excuse me Ms.Lynn
is ready for you now
1591
01:13:11,545 --> 01:13:14,012
Oh thank you the rake!
Brilliant!
1592
01:13:14,014 --> 01:13:16,281
This guy is brilliant!
I'm tellin'
1593
01:13:16,283 --> 01:13:18,982
I am working with
the DW Griffith
1594
01:13:18,984 --> 01:13:20,151
of the
porn industry.
1595
01:13:20,153 --> 01:13:21,152
You're
the best!
1596
01:13:21,154 --> 01:13:23,120
Listen when I'm down there
ya, I'm gonna be
1597
01:13:23,122 --> 01:13:25,924
down there shootin the
"I'm Harder" series
1598
01:13:25,926 --> 01:13:28,159
"I'm Harder with a
Vengeance" yeah...
1599
01:13:28,161 --> 01:13:30,027
Alright great great great
1600
01:13:30,029 --> 01:13:32,733
Hey Amber!
We got the hockey stick!
1601
01:13:35,453 --> 01:13:40,453
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