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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,890 --> 00:00:19,890 Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org 2 00:00:20,710 --> 00:00:21,776 I'm having this baby right now! 3 00:00:21,778 --> 00:00:22,644 Oh my God... oh... 4 00:00:22,646 --> 00:00:24,380 Yeah, we should have adopted. 5 00:00:24,382 --> 00:00:26,447 I can't deal with this shit! 6 00:00:26,449 --> 00:00:28,417 Oh my God. Oh. 7 00:00:28,419 --> 00:00:29,818 I'm having this baby right now 8 00:00:29,820 --> 00:00:30,752 My waters gonna break. 9 00:00:30,754 --> 00:00:31,953 Yes No, no, no, no, no. 10 00:00:31,955 --> 00:00:33,254 I just got the car cleaned. 11 00:00:33,256 --> 00:00:34,323 That's brand new upholstery. 12 00:00:34,325 --> 00:00:35,958 What?...What? 13 00:00:35,960 --> 00:00:37,193 Brand new upholstery? 14 00:00:37,195 --> 00:00:38,394 - Yeah - Fuck you! 15 00:00:38,396 --> 00:00:40,296 Fuck me? Fuck you, Tom! 16 00:00:40,298 --> 00:00:41,964 Got the upholstery cleaned fucking asshole. 17 00:00:41,966 --> 00:00:42,964 You know what? 18 00:00:42,966 --> 00:00:43,799 Piece of shit car anyway. 19 00:00:43,801 --> 00:00:44,565 Maybe, I shouldn't have fucked you! 20 00:00:44,567 --> 00:00:46,601 Would you get in the car please? 21 00:00:46,603 --> 00:00:48,937 And this time, cross your goddamn legs! 22 00:00:48,939 --> 00:00:50,205 Well, I should've crossed my 23 00:00:50,207 --> 00:00:51,207 legs nine months ago! 24 00:00:51,209 --> 00:00:52,208 That's what I should have done 25 00:00:52,210 --> 00:00:53,308 you fucking bastard. 26 00:00:53,310 --> 00:00:54,577 Yeah, yeah... 27 00:00:54,579 --> 00:00:56,611 Look at this everybody, all the lights are coming on! 28 00:00:56,613 --> 00:00:58,413 Everybody's gonna see us fighting! 29 00:00:58,415 --> 00:01:00,382 Bastard! Get in the fucking car! 30 00:01:00,384 --> 00:01:01,382 Really Jerry? 31 00:01:01,384 --> 00:01:03,318 Oh Jesus. I'm sorry! 32 00:01:03,320 --> 00:01:04,787 Aaah, Take my bags. 33 00:01:04,789 --> 00:01:05,520 Okay, I got 'em. I got 'em... 34 00:01:05,522 --> 00:01:07,422 Alright, alright Here we go! 35 00:01:07,424 --> 00:01:10,659 Hey, shit for brains, come on! 36 00:01:10,661 --> 00:01:13,329 Oh my God! I am so sorry baby. 37 00:01:13,331 --> 00:01:14,996 You're so beautiful. Look at you 38 00:01:14,998 --> 00:01:16,632 It fucking hurts, shut the fuck up! 39 00:01:16,634 --> 00:01:18,934 We're having a baby! Here we go... 40 00:01:18,936 --> 00:01:19,934 Okay, just be quiet! 41 00:01:19,936 --> 00:01:20,735 Oh my God! 42 00:01:20,737 --> 00:01:22,671 Are you guys having yours too now? 43 00:01:22,673 --> 00:01:23,705 Nah, they're just out in the middle 44 00:01:23,707 --> 00:01:25,374 of the night hunting for squirrels. 45 00:01:25,376 --> 00:01:27,008 Would you get in the goddamn car? 46 00:01:27,010 --> 00:01:29,744 Fuck you! 47 00:01:29,746 --> 00:01:30,879 Hey, follow us! 48 00:01:30,881 --> 00:01:31,812 If we make it. 49 00:01:31,814 --> 00:01:34,482 Alright, we'll see you when we get there. 50 00:01:34,484 --> 00:01:35,951 Just open the fucking door, will ya? 51 00:01:35,953 --> 00:01:36,951 Open your own fucking door. 52 00:01:36,953 --> 00:01:38,353 Piece of shit car. 53 00:01:38,355 --> 00:01:39,388 We got this- 54 00:01:39,390 --> 00:01:40,389 Stay right behind us! 55 00:01:40,391 --> 00:01:41,389 Okay, come on. 56 00:01:41,391 --> 00:01:43,958 Are you having yours now too? 57 00:01:43,960 --> 00:01:45,493 No, I like waking up in the middle of the 58 00:01:45,495 --> 00:01:47,029 fucking night with half of my tit hanging out 59 00:01:47,031 --> 00:01:49,431 for all of everybody in the fucking neighborhood to see. 60 00:01:49,433 --> 00:01:50,499 Your tit was not hanging out 61 00:01:50,501 --> 00:01:52,001 It's Okay baby. 62 00:01:52,003 --> 00:01:54,702 Are you trying to piss me off right now? 63 00:01:54,704 --> 00:01:58,306 No, I just don't understand all this hostility. 64 00:01:58,308 --> 00:02:01,576 I swear, if you come near me with that dick again, 65 00:02:01,578 --> 00:02:03,379 I will bite it off! 66 00:02:03,381 --> 00:02:05,380 Jesus, Carol! 67 00:02:05,382 --> 00:02:07,982 Shut the fuck up! Jerry and drive! 68 00:02:07,984 --> 00:02:10,318 Okay, alright, hold on. Hold on, babe! 69 00:02:10,320 --> 00:02:11,853 Hold on. Here we go.... 70 00:02:11,855 --> 00:02:14,356 The way we remember our fathers 71 00:02:14,358 --> 00:02:15,490 Listen to this: 72 00:02:19,930 --> 00:02:22,030 Here, you want one of these? 73 00:02:22,032 --> 00:02:22,999 Uh, you sure we can? 74 00:02:23,001 --> 00:02:25,466 Hey, I'm the chief of police in this town. 75 00:02:25,468 --> 00:02:26,869 I'm entitled to one 76 00:02:26,871 --> 00:02:28,904 Thanks. 77 00:02:28,906 --> 00:02:34,410 So was uh, was your wife screaming obscenities to you on the way over too? 78 00:02:34,412 --> 00:02:36,612 Sort of, Becky? 79 00:02:36,614 --> 00:02:39,748 Yeah, Becky, she wanted to film the entire 80 00:02:39,750 --> 00:02:41,983 birth from the doctor's point of view 81 00:02:41,985 --> 00:02:43,619 so the next time I wanna have sex, 82 00:02:43,621 --> 00:02:46,088 I can see how torn up her shit is! 83 00:02:46,090 --> 00:02:47,790 Wow. She said that? 84 00:02:47,792 --> 00:02:49,558 Yeah. 85 00:02:49,560 --> 00:02:51,793 Carol told me she would bite my dick off. 86 00:02:51,795 --> 00:02:53,529 Ooh, that hurts! 87 00:02:53,531 --> 00:02:56,565 Well, at least you'll get some action out of it. 88 00:02:56,567 --> 00:02:58,066 So why ain't you in there? 89 00:02:58,068 --> 00:03:00,469 C-Section. That is not something I want to see 90 00:03:00,471 --> 00:03:03,772 Yeah, Becky's doing that C-Section thing too. 91 00:03:03,774 --> 00:03:05,073 What, you can't stomach it either huh? 92 00:03:05,075 --> 00:03:07,409 Nah, nah listen I've been through it twice already 93 00:03:07,411 --> 00:03:08,710 with my exes, that's not the point. 94 00:03:08,712 --> 00:03:10,346 You know, Becky said to me, 95 00:03:10,348 --> 00:03:11,947 Eat shit and die on the way over so, 96 00:03:11,949 --> 00:03:14,016 I take that as a non-invite, 97 00:03:14,018 --> 00:03:15,883 She can do that thing on her own. 98 00:03:15,885 --> 00:03:18,654 Yeah. 99 00:03:18,656 --> 00:03:20,621 You okay? 100 00:03:20,623 --> 00:03:22,891 Nervous, you know First time having a kid and all. 101 00:03:22,893 --> 00:03:24,927 Doctor says it's gonna be a boy but what if he's wrong? 102 00:03:24,929 --> 00:03:27,495 Well, boys are cool, except they're assholes 'til 103 00:03:27,497 --> 00:03:29,498 they're about fifteen... Then they become your 104 00:03:29,500 --> 00:03:32,633 best friend for the rest of your life. 105 00:03:32,635 --> 00:03:33,869 What about girls? 106 00:03:33,871 --> 00:03:36,104 Girls... Daddy's little girl 107 00:03:36,106 --> 00:03:36,905 Sweet as a button. 108 00:03:36,907 --> 00:03:38,840 They look up at you with those eyes 109 00:03:38,842 --> 00:03:41,042 man, like you're the only man in their life. 110 00:03:41,044 --> 00:03:44,579 Till they become a teenager. Then you got a problem. 111 00:03:44,581 --> 00:03:45,580 What do you mean? 112 00:03:45,582 --> 00:03:48,616 Well, hell on wheels in a tight black dress. 113 00:03:48,618 --> 00:03:49,717 What are you talking about? 114 00:03:49,719 --> 00:03:52,954 I'm telling you, I mean before she turns thirteen 115 00:03:52,956 --> 00:03:55,124 you get your credit card you get your cash, 116 00:03:55,126 --> 00:03:57,125 you get your check book and you put it in a safe, 117 00:03:57,127 --> 00:03:59,762 because that girl is gonna drive you broke. 118 00:03:59,764 --> 00:04:00,963 Mr. Roma, Mr. Burke? 119 00:04:00,965 --> 00:04:01,996 No no I'm.. 120 00:04:01,998 --> 00:04:02,663 I'm Mr. Burke. 121 00:04:02,665 --> 00:04:04,031 Mr. Roma, Mr. Burke, 122 00:04:04,033 --> 00:04:05,434 your wives are in recovery 123 00:04:05,436 --> 00:04:06,869 and your boys are in the nursery. 124 00:04:06,871 --> 00:04:08,536 Wait, wait, you said boys? Ohhhh... Say it again! 125 00:04:08,538 --> 00:04:09,537 Boys. 126 00:04:09,539 --> 00:04:11,739 Boys! Ha ha! 127 00:04:14,711 --> 00:04:15,710 Ha! 128 00:04:15,712 --> 00:04:17,012 Hey... 129 00:04:17,014 --> 00:04:18,613 Congratulations, Tom. 130 00:04:18,615 --> 00:04:20,115 Yeah, you too, Jerry. 131 00:04:27,524 --> 00:04:28,524 Ha! 132 00:04:28,526 --> 00:04:29,690 You got a light on you? 133 00:04:29,692 --> 00:04:32,995 You're not supposed to smoke in here. 134 00:05:06,663 --> 00:05:08,096 Happy birthday, boys! 135 00:05:08,098 --> 00:05:09,798 Oh, why thank you, Scott. 136 00:05:09,800 --> 00:05:10,798 Cheers! 137 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:13,836 Health and happiness. 138 00:05:13,838 --> 00:05:15,837 Woah! 139 00:05:15,839 --> 00:05:17,072 Look at this... 140 00:05:17,074 --> 00:05:19,675 woman suffers from ninety orgasms an hour. 141 00:05:19,677 --> 00:05:20,942 What a break! 142 00:05:20,944 --> 00:05:21,844 What? 143 00:05:21,846 --> 00:05:23,478 She even uses the word "suffers" 144 00:05:23,480 --> 00:05:24,680 How could she be suffering? 145 00:05:24,682 --> 00:05:26,248 She should be thanking God! 146 00:05:26,250 --> 00:05:27,582 So Scott, you ready for that 147 00:05:27,584 --> 00:05:29,584 Series 7 tomorrow or what? 148 00:05:29,586 --> 00:05:30,551 Think so. 149 00:05:30,553 --> 00:05:31,687 Think so? 150 00:05:31,689 --> 00:05:33,154 What ya mean? I think so? 151 00:05:33,156 --> 00:05:34,188 Sure. 152 00:05:34,190 --> 00:05:35,690 Confidence, Scott. 153 00:05:35,692 --> 00:05:37,493 Confidence. You gotta go in there with confidence, 154 00:05:37,495 --> 00:05:39,594 give 'em hell, bud! 155 00:05:39,596 --> 00:05:41,796 And thanks Jonathan, for everything with the tests. 156 00:05:41,798 --> 00:05:43,865 You got it, buddy. You deserve every bit of it. 157 00:05:43,867 --> 00:05:45,700 You're, you're good. 158 00:05:45,702 --> 00:05:47,101 Aw, you guys wanna hug now? 159 00:05:47,103 --> 00:05:49,103 Shut the fuck up. 160 00:05:49,105 --> 00:05:50,738 Come on, I'm serious. 161 00:05:50,740 --> 00:05:52,574 I could get you guys a room if you want. 162 00:05:52,576 --> 00:05:53,709 So you singing tonight? 163 00:05:53,711 --> 00:05:55,043 Of course he's singing 164 00:05:55,045 --> 00:05:57,211 When on karaoke night doesn't he sing? 165 00:05:57,213 --> 00:05:59,248 This guy always sings. He's a singer. 166 00:05:59,250 --> 00:06:00,815 Sing sing sing. 167 00:06:00,817 --> 00:06:02,918 So what's it gonna be, Jonathan? 168 00:06:02,920 --> 00:06:04,952 Jonathan? Jonathan? 169 00:06:24,841 --> 00:06:25,973 Jonathan? 170 00:06:25,975 --> 00:06:28,610 Huh? 171 00:06:28,612 --> 00:06:30,546 Looks like someone got struck 172 00:06:30,548 --> 00:06:33,582 More like a hard-on for the Jameson lookalike. 173 00:06:33,584 --> 00:06:34,716 Holy shit! 174 00:06:34,718 --> 00:06:35,918 You think that every blonde that walks 175 00:06:35,920 --> 00:06:37,019 in here looks like her. 176 00:06:37,021 --> 00:06:38,954 You can't tell me that she doesn't look like Jenna, 177 00:06:38,956 --> 00:06:41,156 or even Amber, Come on! 178 00:06:41,158 --> 00:06:42,957 Who you talking about? 179 00:06:42,959 --> 00:06:44,995 Are you kidding me? 180 00:06:47,230 --> 00:06:48,663 Oh, Jenna Jame... 181 00:06:48,665 --> 00:06:49,664 No. 182 00:06:49,666 --> 00:06:51,332 You can't say her full name. 183 00:06:51,334 --> 00:06:52,134 What? 184 00:06:52,136 --> 00:06:54,937 Us guys have not earned the right. 185 00:06:54,939 --> 00:06:57,339 Double or nothing. 186 00:06:57,341 --> 00:07:00,041 The lookalike falls head over heels for Jonathan. 187 00:07:00,043 --> 00:07:01,945 No way. 188 00:07:10,086 --> 00:07:11,086 What can I get you? 189 00:07:11,088 --> 00:07:16,257 Two martinis and whatever he's having. 190 00:07:16,259 --> 00:07:18,026 Coming right up. 191 00:07:18,028 --> 00:07:19,194 My name's Jenna. 192 00:07:19,196 --> 00:07:20,728 No fucking way. 193 00:07:20,730 --> 00:07:21,829 What? 194 00:07:21,831 --> 00:07:23,865 Has anyone ever told you 195 00:07:23,867 --> 00:07:26,200 Don't mind my friend he babbles a lot. 196 00:07:26,202 --> 00:07:28,637 This is Andy And I'm Jonathan. 197 00:07:28,639 --> 00:07:33,774 Well this is my cousin Sheila and my friend Christina 198 00:07:33,776 --> 00:07:34,575 Hi ladies! 199 00:07:34,577 --> 00:07:38,779 We're gonna go grab a table. 200 00:07:38,781 --> 00:07:42,718 And our next singer will be I shoulda' guessed 201 00:07:42,720 --> 00:07:45,219 Jonathan! 202 00:07:45,221 --> 00:07:48,223 So you some sort of a one-hit wonder? 203 00:07:48,225 --> 00:07:50,959 Oh, I can do a few others, I guess. 204 00:07:50,961 --> 00:07:53,928 And what are you waiting for? 205 00:07:53,930 --> 00:07:55,998 Well, I'm thinking you should come up with me! 206 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:57,966 Ha! Oh, no. 207 00:07:57,968 --> 00:08:00,034 Well, wait a second You put the request in 208 00:08:00,036 --> 00:08:02,336 I didn't put in a request. 209 00:08:02,338 --> 00:08:03,404 Andy? 210 00:08:03,406 --> 00:08:04,406 You kinda did. 211 00:08:04,408 --> 00:08:06,808 You kinda did. 212 00:08:06,810 --> 00:08:07,808 Okay fine. 213 00:08:07,810 --> 00:08:10,847 But I get to pick the song. 214 00:08:13,182 --> 00:08:14,248 Okay! 215 00:08:20,790 --> 00:08:22,690 Thank you. 216 00:08:22,692 --> 00:08:25,729 Thanks, Crystal. 217 00:08:27,831 --> 00:08:32,434 What would you have done if I said no? 218 00:08:32,436 --> 00:08:34,672 But you didn't 219 00:08:37,073 --> 00:08:39,907 Another hundred they move in together within six months. 220 00:08:39,909 --> 00:08:41,743 I can't believe how much she looks like her 221 00:08:41,745 --> 00:08:43,078 from "The Misogynist" 222 00:08:43,080 --> 00:08:46,281 Oh wait. Maybe it's someone else. 223 00:08:46,283 --> 00:08:48,783 She's got Amber's look in "The Playhouse" 224 00:08:48,785 --> 00:08:50,419 No! Shit! 225 00:08:50,421 --> 00:08:54,723 Jenna from "Backdoor Friends" No "Big Titties 4" 226 00:08:54,725 --> 00:08:58,060 It's really sick how you know the titles of all those movies 227 00:08:58,062 --> 00:09:01,396 "I Fucked Jenna" That's the 70s spoof 228 00:09:01,398 --> 00:09:03,330 of the TV show "I Dream of Jeannie" 229 00:09:03,332 --> 00:09:05,166 They called it "I Fucked Jenna" 230 00:09:05,168 --> 00:09:07,102 That's it! That's gotta be it! 231 00:09:07,104 --> 00:09:08,704 You need to see a doctor. 232 00:09:08,706 --> 00:09:09,905 Listen. 233 00:09:09,907 --> 00:09:13,175 Some people view pornographic films as pieces of garbage. 234 00:09:13,177 --> 00:09:15,810 I view them as pieces of education 235 00:09:15,812 --> 00:09:18,345 that should be bestowed on every heterosexual male 236 00:09:18,347 --> 00:09:20,449 when he turns the age of eighteen. 237 00:09:20,451 --> 00:09:21,416 Like when you go to vote 238 00:09:21,418 --> 00:09:23,050 they should be like "Here's your ballot" 239 00:09:23,052 --> 00:09:25,286 and give you a copy of "Juicy Asses" 240 00:10:24,548 --> 00:10:26,515 I think it's that point in our relationship 241 00:10:26,517 --> 00:10:29,517 where we start talking about you. 242 00:10:29,519 --> 00:10:31,920 Well I know my biological clock is ticking 243 00:10:31,922 --> 00:10:34,555 and you just turned red! 244 00:10:34,557 --> 00:10:36,291 You! you are beautiful! 245 00:10:36,293 --> 00:10:37,825 Oh, thank you! 246 00:10:37,827 --> 00:10:40,865 Perfect day just to father 2.3 kids. 247 00:10:43,866 --> 00:10:45,166 What's wrong with .3? 248 00:10:45,168 --> 00:10:46,868 Nothing! 249 00:10:46,870 --> 00:10:48,103 It means we have a dog 250 00:10:48,105 --> 00:10:50,504 and we're constantly working to get a third. 251 00:10:50,506 --> 00:10:51,305 Golden retriever. 252 00:10:51,307 --> 00:10:53,074 A black lab. 253 00:10:53,076 --> 00:10:54,041 German shepherd. 254 00:10:54,043 --> 00:10:56,545 That works. 255 00:10:56,547 --> 00:10:57,445 Two and a half baths. 256 00:10:57,447 --> 00:10:58,213 Three. 257 00:10:58,215 --> 00:10:59,314 Three? 258 00:10:59,316 --> 00:11:01,483 Trust me! With two teenage daughters running around 259 00:11:01,485 --> 00:11:04,286 you'll be really happy we have it. 260 00:11:04,288 --> 00:11:07,289 Okay well, you know now that we have that 261 00:11:07,291 --> 00:11:09,089 all figured out what's next? 262 00:11:09,091 --> 00:11:11,059 I don't know. 263 00:11:11,061 --> 00:11:14,528 Do we get a life insurance policy in place? 264 00:11:14,530 --> 00:11:16,263 Yeah, I'm covered. 265 00:11:16,265 --> 00:11:18,333 And how much? 266 00:11:18,335 --> 00:11:20,001 Are you planning on killing me or something? 267 00:11:20,003 --> 00:11:22,070 I will kill you if we don't get that third bath. 268 00:11:22,072 --> 00:11:23,872 And you call me overconfident? 269 00:11:23,874 --> 00:11:26,174 Yeah! 270 00:11:26,176 --> 00:11:30,478 Somehow the entire weekend you managed to keep focus on me 271 00:11:30,480 --> 00:11:34,081 kinda like a lawyer cross-examining her witness. 272 00:11:34,083 --> 00:11:37,551 Bingo! You're a smart man 273 00:11:37,553 --> 00:11:41,355 and you're an investment advisor for a wealth management 274 00:11:41,357 --> 00:11:42,424 company here in Red Bank. 275 00:11:42,426 --> 00:11:43,291 Yup 276 00:11:43,293 --> 00:11:44,993 And what was the name of that again? 277 00:11:44,995 --> 00:11:46,862 Arrowhead Advisors. 278 00:11:46,864 --> 00:11:49,964 Is that in the Galleria building? 279 00:11:49,966 --> 00:11:51,900 Yeah, it is! Why? 280 00:11:51,902 --> 00:11:54,236 That's where my brother-in-law works. 281 00:11:54,238 --> 00:11:55,203 Really? 282 00:11:55,205 --> 00:11:56,238 Mm-hmm 283 00:11:56,240 --> 00:11:58,006 Who is your brother-in-law? 284 00:11:58,008 --> 00:12:01,209 That would be your boss. 285 00:12:01,211 --> 00:12:03,111 Joe Barcia is your brother-in-law 286 00:12:03,113 --> 00:12:06,480 Yup 287 00:12:06,482 --> 00:12:09,217 Well that certainly makes things interesting. 288 00:12:09,219 --> 00:12:14,421 It could or it couldn't 289 00:12:14,423 --> 00:12:18,893 I guess, guess that's up to us, right? 290 00:12:18,895 --> 00:12:21,931 Yeah. Yeah, it is. 291 00:12:30,039 --> 00:12:31,473 Scott? 292 00:12:31,475 --> 00:12:33,074 Hey, what's up? 293 00:12:33,076 --> 00:12:34,275 No tie? 294 00:12:34,277 --> 00:12:36,243 Aren't you supposed to be taking your Series 7 right now? 295 00:12:36,245 --> 00:12:40,315 Yeah I rescheduled it. 296 00:12:40,317 --> 00:12:43,354 In my office. Now. 297 00:12:45,589 --> 00:12:46,588 What's going on with you? 298 00:12:46,590 --> 00:12:47,689 Nothing. 299 00:12:47,691 --> 00:12:49,690 Scott. 300 00:12:49,692 --> 00:12:50,691 I'm not ready. 301 00:12:50,693 --> 00:12:51,926 Yes you are. 302 00:12:51,928 --> 00:12:52,728 No, I'm not. 303 00:12:52,730 --> 00:12:54,296 I reviewed all your practice exams. 304 00:12:54,298 --> 00:12:55,530 They're not the same. 305 00:12:55,532 --> 00:12:57,031 You've worked very hard around here. 306 00:12:57,033 --> 00:12:58,632 You've helped me close accounts 307 00:12:58,634 --> 00:13:00,669 You are ready to become a full-time account manager. 308 00:13:00,671 --> 00:13:02,002 Not as good as you, though. 309 00:13:02,004 --> 00:13:03,036 You'll be better. 310 00:13:03,038 --> 00:13:04,272 I'm sorry, did you see your numbers last quarter? 311 00:13:04,274 --> 00:13:06,974 Yes, I did, and half of those accounts I couldn't have closed 312 00:13:06,976 --> 00:13:10,244 without your help. You've got to get out of my shadow. 313 00:13:10,246 --> 00:13:12,079 You're right. I know 314 00:13:12,081 --> 00:13:14,482 Let's make a deal. You take the exam 315 00:13:14,484 --> 00:13:16,383 and I'll make sure Barcia approves your trip to Toronto. 316 00:13:16,385 --> 00:13:17,384 Really? 317 00:13:17,386 --> 00:13:18,386 That's right. 318 00:13:19,322 --> 00:13:22,589 Burke! How are ya? 319 00:13:22,591 --> 00:13:24,291 Morning, Scotty. 320 00:13:24,293 --> 00:13:27,494 Morning, Joe. 321 00:13:27,496 --> 00:13:29,129 Weren't you supposed to take your Series 7 today? 322 00:13:29,131 --> 00:13:31,598 I, uh, I asked him to move it to next week 323 00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:33,600 so he could help me close some old accounts. 324 00:13:33,602 --> 00:13:36,537 Which, by the way, Joe I was wondering if you could approve 325 00:13:36,539 --> 00:13:40,241 Scott to come to Toronto with me? 326 00:13:40,243 --> 00:13:44,079 If you think it's necessary. 327 00:13:44,081 --> 00:13:47,015 I wouldn't ask if I didn't think it was. 328 00:13:47,017 --> 00:13:49,017 Yeah. 329 00:13:49,019 --> 00:13:51,618 I'll put in a request, we'll see what we can do. 330 00:13:51,620 --> 00:13:53,088 You have your racquets in the car? 331 00:13:53,090 --> 00:13:54,122 Always do. 332 00:13:54,124 --> 00:13:57,122 Good! Loser buys dinner. 333 00:13:57,124 --> 00:13:58,392 Steakhouse, Creamed spinach 334 00:13:58,394 --> 00:14:01,262 Little tomato and onion salad I can taste it right now 335 00:14:01,264 --> 00:14:02,396 you better bring a pocketful of cash. 336 00:14:02,398 --> 00:14:04,232 Oh yeah, well you better bring your Black Card then. 337 00:14:04,234 --> 00:14:06,734 Black Card this You're gonna lose. 338 00:14:06,736 --> 00:14:10,037 Oh. End of the month? Let's make some money, huh? 339 00:14:10,039 --> 00:14:13,074 Yeah, sure Joe. Yeah Get the fuck outta here. 340 00:14:13,076 --> 00:14:14,675 You better fucking kick his ass 341 00:14:14,677 --> 00:14:18,512 and leave him in his little pink underwear. 342 00:14:18,514 --> 00:14:20,047 What? 343 00:15:07,464 --> 00:15:11,132 So how was the weekend, Burke? 344 00:15:11,134 --> 00:15:12,367 Pretty good. 345 00:15:12,369 --> 00:15:15,270 Pretty good. Pretty good. Yeah 346 00:15:15,272 --> 00:15:18,373 You got some, didn't you? 347 00:15:18,375 --> 00:15:20,175 Kinda. 348 00:15:20,177 --> 00:15:23,111 Kinda? 349 00:15:23,113 --> 00:15:24,579 Why don't you tell Papa all about it, huh? 350 00:15:24,581 --> 00:15:26,680 It' good to hear stories every now and then 351 00:15:26,682 --> 00:15:28,715 Perfect place for it, a locker room. 352 00:15:28,717 --> 00:15:31,754 So talk some locker room to me. 353 00:15:35,424 --> 00:15:36,324 You okay? 354 00:15:36,326 --> 00:15:40,561 Oh yeah. Great uncomfortable little itch 355 00:15:40,563 --> 00:15:44,799 that I can't get rid of it's growing back. 356 00:15:49,172 --> 00:15:51,439 I'm putting in a promotion for you, Burke. 357 00:15:51,441 --> 00:15:52,339 No way. 358 00:15:52,341 --> 00:15:54,108 Yeah way. 359 00:15:54,110 --> 00:15:57,679 How does Senior Director of Account Management sound? 360 00:15:57,681 --> 00:15:58,746 You're shitting me. 361 00:15:58,748 --> 00:16:01,382 I shit you not. 362 00:16:01,384 --> 00:16:04,518 Gonna call HR put in the paperwork 363 00:16:04,520 --> 00:16:07,254 Usually takes about two to three weeks. 364 00:16:07,256 --> 00:16:09,156 Done deal. 365 00:16:09,158 --> 00:16:10,425 Thank you! 366 00:16:10,427 --> 00:16:11,526 No problem, Burke. 367 00:16:11,528 --> 00:16:14,565 Keep it stiff 368 00:16:16,500 --> 00:16:17,799 So part of the promotion means 369 00:16:17,801 --> 00:16:19,700 you're gonna be absorbing other accounts. 370 00:16:19,702 --> 00:16:21,502 Most of them are ones that I opened. 371 00:16:21,504 --> 00:16:22,403 Some of them are from like twenty 372 00:16:22,405 --> 00:16:24,472 years ago when the company first started. 373 00:16:24,474 --> 00:16:27,876 The newer ones would be like Stephen Bower 374 00:16:27,878 --> 00:16:31,115 uh, Dominick Grillo, you know... 375 00:16:33,517 --> 00:16:35,483 Did you say Dominick Grillo? 376 00:16:35,485 --> 00:16:38,853 Yeah. Dominick Grillo. 377 00:16:38,855 --> 00:16:40,054 Like the mobster? 378 00:16:40,056 --> 00:16:44,691 Oh, come on Burke. Relax, it's all allegations and bullshit. 379 00:16:44,693 --> 00:16:47,328 Same thing as you do with your accounts. 380 00:16:47,330 --> 00:16:49,930 You know, call them up, make an introduction. 381 00:16:49,932 --> 00:16:51,598 That's it business as usual. 382 00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:54,401 Right? Get it, got it? Good. 383 00:16:54,403 --> 00:16:55,435 Sure. 384 00:16:55,437 --> 00:16:57,738 There's one guy though that I want you to close. 385 00:16:57,740 --> 00:16:59,306 You're gonna take a small hit on your commission 386 00:16:59,308 --> 00:17:02,477 but eh, you make it up the following month. 387 00:17:02,479 --> 00:17:03,645 And? 388 00:17:03,647 --> 00:17:07,315 Little tiny hit Little baby hit. 389 00:17:07,317 --> 00:17:09,616 It's somebody we don't want to do business with anymore. 390 00:17:09,618 --> 00:17:11,686 And why don't we want to do business with them anymore? 391 00:17:11,688 --> 00:17:12,853 Because where he gets his money from 392 00:17:12,855 --> 00:17:15,657 the company doesn't really want to be associated with it. 393 00:17:15,659 --> 00:17:16,324 Is it illegal? 394 00:17:16,326 --> 00:17:19,427 No! No! not illegal. No. 395 00:17:19,429 --> 00:17:25,400 Uh, did you ever hear of Kevin "The Hammer" Steele? 396 00:17:26,970 --> 00:17:29,636 I can't seem to get a load to work. 397 00:17:29,638 --> 00:17:35,276 Well, let me drop a load in and see if it works. 398 00:17:35,278 --> 00:17:38,315 Okay! 399 00:17:42,685 --> 00:17:46,787 Kevin Steel is a god, he's the greatest porno star to ever live 400 00:17:46,789 --> 00:17:49,826 That's who that is? 401 00:17:50,426 --> 00:17:52,427 No. 402 00:17:52,429 --> 00:17:54,228 No? 403 00:17:54,230 --> 00:18:00,767 No. No. No Okay then, let's go. 404 00:18:00,769 --> 00:18:01,701 Well yes, Mr. Hastings. 405 00:18:01,703 --> 00:18:05,239 I'll be your account manager from now on. 406 00:18:05,241 --> 00:18:07,441 No no no, Mr. Barcia will still be available. 407 00:18:07,443 --> 00:18:09,544 It's just that I'll be your point of contact moving forward. 408 00:18:09,546 --> 00:18:12,713 You still logged on? 409 00:18:12,715 --> 00:18:15,350 Great, great. So why don't we set up a dinner so we can talk 410 00:18:15,352 --> 00:18:17,017 about diversifying your portfolio next week? 411 00:18:17,019 --> 00:18:19,786 Fucking firewalls! 412 00:18:19,788 --> 00:18:20,854 Great, Mr. Hastings. 413 00:18:20,856 --> 00:18:23,391 You have a great day, thanks! 414 00:18:23,393 --> 00:18:26,526 What the hell are you doing? Seriously! 415 00:18:26,528 --> 00:18:29,930 You remember the movie "I Fucked Jenna"? 416 00:18:29,932 --> 00:18:31,099 Yes! 417 00:18:31,101 --> 00:18:33,567 Well, I'm gonna prove to you that this girl you've been 418 00:18:33,569 --> 00:18:35,370 seeing all the time is.... 419 00:18:35,372 --> 00:18:37,705 Not all the time! 420 00:18:37,707 --> 00:18:38,805 Really? 421 00:18:38,807 --> 00:18:41,642 Well let's do lunch, then. 422 00:18:41,644 --> 00:18:43,311 I can't. I'm, uh 423 00:18:43,313 --> 00:18:44,545 having lunch with uh 424 00:18:44,547 --> 00:18:45,546 Jenna! 425 00:18:45,548 --> 00:18:46,713 I know. 426 00:18:46,715 --> 00:18:49,383 Listen, let me bring up this clip and then I can prove 427 00:18:49,385 --> 00:18:51,786 to you who she really is. 428 00:18:51,788 --> 00:18:52,920 Uh, First of all 429 00:18:52,922 --> 00:18:54,788 don't bring anything up on my computer 430 00:18:54,790 --> 00:18:55,957 And second of all 431 00:18:55,959 --> 00:18:58,026 how the hell did you know I'm having lunch with Jenna? 432 00:18:58,028 --> 00:19:00,761 Mhm Mhm Mhm. 433 00:19:00,763 --> 00:19:02,997 I'm the Senior Manager of Technology. 434 00:19:02,999 --> 00:19:05,600 And you hacked into my calendar? 435 00:19:05,602 --> 00:19:07,602 So where are you going? 436 00:19:07,604 --> 00:19:08,936 Rosina's. 437 00:19:08,938 --> 00:19:10,438 Then where? 438 00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:12,476 Back to the office. 439 00:19:17,614 --> 00:19:19,947 No you're not you're gonna take her to the shopping mall and go 440 00:19:19,949 --> 00:19:22,616 shopping. Then you're gonna go see one of those lame-ass 441 00:19:22,618 --> 00:19:24,786 independent movies down in Red Bank. Then you're gonna take her 442 00:19:24,788 --> 00:19:26,688 for dinner and then hopefully you're gonna 443 00:19:26,690 --> 00:19:30,658 be bangin' the hell out of her. 444 00:19:30,660 --> 00:19:32,326 As much as I wish that was the case 445 00:19:32,328 --> 00:19:33,995 I've got to get back to the office. 446 00:19:33,997 --> 00:19:37,532 Ha! No you don't! Your computer has a virus. 447 00:19:37,534 --> 00:19:38,932 No it doesn't. 448 00:19:38,934 --> 00:19:40,934 Oh, I'm sorry Mr. Burke but I'm gonna have to 449 00:19:40,936 --> 00:19:43,403 take your computer down to IT. 450 00:19:43,405 --> 00:19:45,105 Ha ha! 451 00:19:45,107 --> 00:19:47,074 You can't do that. 452 00:19:47,076 --> 00:19:49,911 Yes I can, I do it for Barcia all the time. 453 00:19:49,913 --> 00:19:53,748 What do you think he does every third Wednesday of the month? 454 00:19:53,750 --> 00:19:55,016 I don't wanna know! 455 00:19:55,018 --> 00:19:58,952 Ha ha mhmm. 456 00:19:58,954 --> 00:20:02,789 He goes home and bangs Mrs. Barcia Or he's banging someone 457 00:20:02,791 --> 00:20:05,959 else. I'm thinking someone else You ever see his wife? Ewww! 458 00:20:05,961 --> 00:20:06,826 You're sick! 459 00:20:06,828 --> 00:20:10,131 She's ugly, man! Ooh, you gotta see it 460 00:20:10,133 --> 00:20:12,667 Oh wait, congratulations on your promotion! 461 00:20:12,669 --> 00:20:14,434 That's not public. Forget it. 462 00:20:14,436 --> 00:20:16,371 You should be excited. 463 00:20:16,373 --> 00:20:17,372 I am. 464 00:20:17,374 --> 00:20:19,673 You don't look it. 465 00:20:19,675 --> 00:20:20,642 Well Barcia's got me closing an account 466 00:20:20,644 --> 00:20:23,009 because of what the guy does for a living. 467 00:20:23,011 --> 00:20:25,048 Who's the client? 468 00:20:30,153 --> 00:20:34,756 Kevin fucking Steele? This guy is a goddamn fucking hero 469 00:20:34,758 --> 00:20:37,658 You know how many fucking loads I shot watching this guy? 470 00:20:37,660 --> 00:20:39,960 You can't fucking close this account! You can't! 471 00:20:39,962 --> 00:20:42,430 Well if I don't I think Barcia's gonna hold up my promotion! 472 00:20:42,432 --> 00:20:44,699 He can't do that. 473 00:20:44,701 --> 00:20:46,667 Barcia? 474 00:20:46,669 --> 00:20:48,969 Or maybe he can. What are we gonna do about it? 475 00:20:48,971 --> 00:20:51,104 We... are going to do nothing. 476 00:20:51,106 --> 00:20:52,940 Well what if he tried to blackmail you or something? 477 00:20:52,942 --> 00:20:54,441 Oh ooh! Drop it. 478 00:20:54,443 --> 00:20:55,575 No! I won't drop it. No. 479 00:20:55,577 --> 00:20:56,811 Drop it 480 00:20:56,813 --> 00:20:57,812 No. 481 00:20:57,814 --> 00:21:02,016 Drop it... Drop it. 482 00:21:12,461 --> 00:21:15,028 I know it's here It's gotta be here somewhere. 483 00:21:15,030 --> 00:21:17,067 The hell are you doing? 484 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,100 Please tell me you didn't throw it out. 485 00:21:19,102 --> 00:21:20,867 You know you owe me money on the mortgage, right? 486 00:21:20,869 --> 00:21:26,140 I'm a little low on cash Could you please cover me? 487 00:21:26,142 --> 00:21:27,475 Yeah. 488 00:21:27,477 --> 00:21:30,111 Now tell me you didn't throw it out! 489 00:21:30,113 --> 00:21:31,179 Throw what out? 490 00:21:31,181 --> 00:21:32,479 The box of porn! 491 00:21:32,481 --> 00:21:34,481 Dude! You need to get a life! 492 00:21:34,483 --> 00:21:35,583 What's that supposed to mean? 493 00:21:37,487 --> 00:21:40,488 Nothing Hey! Hey hey. 494 00:21:40,490 --> 00:21:42,590 Yeah, you're hard to get ahold of. 495 00:21:42,592 --> 00:21:45,992 I know, I'm sorry. My last client meeting was running late 496 00:21:45,994 --> 00:21:47,661 and then I didn't have any power on my phone 497 00:21:47,663 --> 00:21:50,898 The dog ate your homework, there was a typhoon. 498 00:21:50,900 --> 00:21:53,767 Hey, be nice! Or I won't let you see this 499 00:21:53,769 --> 00:21:56,804 incredibly revealing dress I bought for tomorrow night. 500 00:21:56,806 --> 00:21:59,539 Oh.. You are killing me. 501 00:21:59,541 --> 00:22:02,809 Oh Come on, you'll see me in less than 24 hours. 502 00:22:02,811 --> 00:22:08,248 No no, it's not that I have some bad news. 503 00:22:08,250 --> 00:22:10,517 Well don't tell me you're breaking up with me. 504 00:22:10,519 --> 00:22:12,886 I still need to get that insurance policy in place. 505 00:22:12,888 --> 00:22:17,824 Very funny, no, I can't make it tomorrow night. 506 00:22:17,826 --> 00:22:19,594 Oh no, why? 507 00:22:19,596 --> 00:22:21,929 Well, Joe's got me going to Baltimore. 508 00:22:21,931 --> 00:22:23,063 Motherfucker! 509 00:22:23,065 --> 00:22:25,565 He dropped... dropped it on me at the end of the day, 510 00:22:25,567 --> 00:22:29,536 which is why I was trying to get in touch with you, but... listen 511 00:22:29,538 --> 00:22:33,207 I am so sorry, I promise I'll make it up to you. 512 00:22:33,209 --> 00:22:37,678 It's okay. actually I should be making it up to you. 513 00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:39,180 How do you figure? 514 00:22:39,182 --> 00:22:41,748 Well it's my family that's impeding on our plans 515 00:22:41,750 --> 00:22:44,084 so, technically it's my fault. 516 00:22:44,086 --> 00:22:46,286 Your mother! 517 00:22:46,288 --> 00:22:48,555 Is Andy okay? 518 00:22:48,557 --> 00:22:50,257 Um, yeah, no. 519 00:22:50,259 --> 00:22:52,692 He's just looking for a needle in a haystack. I guess. 520 00:22:52,694 --> 00:22:55,796 Not just a needle, my friend And when I find it, 521 00:22:55,798 --> 00:22:57,998 I'll be showing it to little Miss thing there. 522 00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:01,669 Ha ha ha What is he talking about? 523 00:23:01,671 --> 00:23:04,572 Uh, nothing..You're sure you're not mad? 524 00:23:04,574 --> 00:23:09,709 Hey, this is what it's all about, right? 525 00:23:09,711 --> 00:23:11,946 So how long will you be there? 526 00:23:11,948 --> 00:23:14,047 Two days 527 00:23:14,049 --> 00:23:16,616 I'll miss you. 528 00:23:16,618 --> 00:23:18,553 I'll miss you. 529 00:23:18,555 --> 00:23:20,555 Son of a bitch! 530 00:23:20,557 --> 00:23:22,590 What was that? 531 00:23:22,592 --> 00:23:25,793 Uh It looks like the haystack has just imploded. 532 00:23:25,795 --> 00:23:27,128 Listen, I'll call you later, okay? 533 00:23:27,130 --> 00:23:28,728 Ha Okay. Bye 534 00:23:28,730 --> 00:23:31,768 Bye 535 00:23:37,740 --> 00:23:45,580 Wha Wha.. What is going on here? Listen want these tickets? 536 00:23:45,582 --> 00:23:46,680 Me at a Broadway show? 537 00:23:46,682 --> 00:23:47,882 No. Not you at a Broadway show. 538 00:23:47,884 --> 00:23:51,719 I think you can sell them and pay your half of the mortgage. 539 00:23:51,721 --> 00:23:53,921 I love the way you think. 540 00:23:53,923 --> 00:23:57,961 Now can you help me out before I wreck this whole house? 541 00:24:00,630 --> 00:24:02,666 Attic above my closet 542 00:24:23,653 --> 00:24:25,151 Burke! 543 00:24:25,153 --> 00:24:27,220 Joe! what? What are you doing here? 544 00:24:27,222 --> 00:24:29,190 I've been giving it a lot of thought. 545 00:24:29,192 --> 00:24:30,624 You're going down to Baltimore 546 00:24:30,626 --> 00:24:31,825 and you've never met these guys before and 547 00:24:31,827 --> 00:24:33,361 You're a little rough and tumble 548 00:24:33,363 --> 00:24:35,328 And I just felt that I need to be there 549 00:24:35,330 --> 00:24:37,998 maybe make this transition smoother 550 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:40,200 Hope you don't mind. 551 00:24:40,202 --> 00:24:42,769 No. Fine 552 00:24:42,771 --> 00:24:47,642 Uh, you and Jenna, huh? 553 00:24:47,644 --> 00:24:50,010 Listen, I uh hope it's okay, Joe 554 00:24:50,012 --> 00:24:51,679 No, you? You're kidding? 555 00:24:51,681 --> 00:24:54,382 I couldn't think of a better guy for her to be with. 556 00:24:54,384 --> 00:24:57,852 She's always been like the sister I never had. 557 00:24:57,854 --> 00:25:02,922 In fact you know this? She's the godmother of our daughter. 558 00:25:02,924 --> 00:25:07,193 No. No I didn't know that, actually. 559 00:25:07,195 --> 00:25:08,996 Yeah. It's funny. 560 00:25:08,998 --> 00:25:13,066 I was the guy that pushed her into becoming an attorney. 561 00:25:13,068 --> 00:25:16,804 You know she's got that way about her you know? 562 00:25:16,806 --> 00:25:18,271 She's very spunky. 563 00:25:18,273 --> 00:25:20,007 That, I did know. 564 00:25:20,009 --> 00:25:21,676 ha ha ha 565 00:25:21,678 --> 00:25:23,911 That's Jenna! 566 00:25:23,913 --> 00:25:28,349 Oh what do we have here? A wallet? This yours? 567 00:25:28,351 --> 00:25:29,350 No. 568 00:25:29,352 --> 00:25:31,388 No? 569 00:25:31,921 --> 00:25:34,157 Excuse me, did you drop this? 570 00:25:38,124 --> 00:25:38,258 Hi 571 00:25:38,260 --> 00:25:41,297 Uh Did you drop this? 572 00:25:43,965 --> 00:25:46,901 Yoo-hoo! 573 00:25:46,903 --> 00:25:48,268 Excuse me! 574 00:25:48,270 --> 00:25:50,738 You drop your wallet I found it 575 00:25:50,740 --> 00:25:52,206 Do I know you? 576 00:25:52,208 --> 00:25:55,910 No, but I found your wallet My name's Joe Barcia 577 00:25:55,912 --> 00:25:59,447 Arrowhead Investors Where we treat people nice! 578 00:25:59,449 --> 00:26:03,918 Come on don't leave mad! Just leave! Bimbo! 579 00:26:15,131 --> 00:26:16,296 Burke! I'd like you to meet my good friend 580 00:26:16,298 --> 00:26:19,365 Steven Bower from Bower Construction in Tampa, Florida. 581 00:26:19,367 --> 00:26:20,100 Pleasure to meet you. 582 00:26:20,102 --> 00:26:21,468 Nice to meet you too. 583 00:26:21,470 --> 00:26:22,536 And my good friend Dominick Grillo who owns some restaurants 584 00:26:22,538 --> 00:26:25,139 and night clubs here on the East Coast. 585 00:26:25,141 --> 00:26:26,273 How you doing? 586 00:26:26,275 --> 00:26:27,975 He's up for a promotion he's gonna be handling 587 00:26:27,977 --> 00:26:28,942 most of my accounts. 588 00:26:28,944 --> 00:26:29,776 Oh, yeah? 589 00:26:29,778 --> 00:26:31,011 How long you been with the firm? 590 00:26:31,013 --> 00:26:34,515 Oh, I handpicked the boy myself Comes from good stock. 591 00:26:34,517 --> 00:26:38,017 He's great. Not as great as I am but you're in good hands 592 00:26:38,019 --> 00:26:39,452 Ah, shit look who's coming. 593 00:26:39,454 --> 00:26:40,286 Are you kidding me? 594 00:26:40,288 --> 00:26:41,287 Yup 595 00:26:41,289 --> 00:26:42,856 If Buckwheat asks me again if I need a caddy 596 00:26:42,858 --> 00:26:44,191 I'm gonna crack him in his fucking head. 597 00:26:44,193 --> 00:26:46,259 Who the hell are you kidding? You've been hanging out with 598 00:26:46,261 --> 00:26:47,761 this goomba for too long. 599 00:26:47,763 --> 00:26:48,662 Blow me! 600 00:26:48,664 --> 00:26:52,499 Morning, sir! You need a caddy? 601 00:26:52,501 --> 00:26:55,503 Do you need a caddy? Good morning sir! Let me ask you 602 00:26:55,505 --> 00:26:58,139 a question. How many carts do you see over there? 603 00:26:58,141 --> 00:27:00,106 Ahh... Two 604 00:27:00,108 --> 00:27:03,244 Two! And how many golf bags in each cart? 605 00:27:03,246 --> 00:27:04,178 That would be two each. 606 00:27:04,180 --> 00:27:06,780 Two each, that's four right? Hmm? 607 00:27:06,782 --> 00:27:10,316 Why would you think I need a caddy? Do me a favor 608 00:27:10,318 --> 00:27:13,319 You're here all the time. Leave! 609 00:27:13,321 --> 00:27:14,554 Sorry. 610 00:27:14,556 --> 00:27:18,491 You should be sorry. Guys, ever since you put one in office 611 00:27:18,493 --> 00:27:19,759 they all got a chip on their shoulder 612 00:27:19,761 --> 00:27:21,461 Alright, come on, let's go, what are we doing here? 613 00:27:21,463 --> 00:27:23,197 Fifty dollars a hole? 614 00:27:23,199 --> 00:27:24,265 A hundred dollars a hole! 615 00:27:24,267 --> 00:27:27,200 Why don't you give the guy a break! 616 00:27:27,202 --> 00:27:29,239 Why should I? 617 00:27:29,571 --> 00:27:31,438 Fifty bucks for the longest drive! 618 00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:32,940 Whoa, that's uh 619 00:27:32,942 --> 00:27:33,940 What? 620 00:27:33,942 --> 00:27:37,844 Burke, take off the skirt. Make it a hundred. 621 00:27:37,846 --> 00:27:40,080 ooooh. 622 00:27:40,082 --> 00:27:42,850 You wanna just pay me now? 623 00:27:42,852 --> 00:27:44,852 I wanted to talk to you about your request to have 624 00:27:44,854 --> 00:27:46,452 Scott join you on your trip to Toronto. 625 00:27:46,454 --> 00:27:48,488 Great, because he just passed the Series 7. 626 00:27:48,490 --> 00:27:50,090 I don't think it's a good idea. 627 00:27:50,092 --> 00:27:51,926 Could you guys shut the fuck up? 628 00:27:51,928 --> 00:27:53,960 Fifty bucks you miss it. 629 00:27:53,962 --> 00:27:56,330 Son of a bitch! 630 00:27:56,332 --> 00:27:58,364 A little strong. 631 00:27:58,366 --> 00:28:00,200 And why isn't it a good idea? 632 00:28:00,202 --> 00:28:04,037 Listen, his a good kid. He's a hard worker. Granted 633 00:28:04,039 --> 00:28:06,373 I just don't think Arrowhead Advisors is ready to take him on 634 00:28:06,375 --> 00:28:09,008 as a full time account manager. 635 00:28:09,010 --> 00:28:11,511 Why not? 636 00:28:11,513 --> 00:28:14,414 What happens on the road stays on the road, right? 637 00:28:14,416 --> 00:28:18,184 Okay, Joe. We've been working together for ten years, come on. 638 00:28:18,186 --> 00:28:19,119 He's gay. 639 00:28:19,121 --> 00:28:21,555 You got a fag working for you now? 640 00:28:21,557 --> 00:28:23,023 And he's black. 641 00:28:23,025 --> 00:28:24,157 Daily Double! 642 00:28:24,159 --> 00:28:26,093 What, are you a liberal now all of a sudden, Barcia? 643 00:28:26,095 --> 00:28:27,193 Shut up. 644 00:28:27,195 --> 00:28:29,430 You can't be serious! This kind of discrimination can 645 00:28:29,432 --> 00:28:31,131 get us into a lot of trouble! 646 00:28:31,133 --> 00:28:33,433 Yeah. And him fucking up an account like Bower's 647 00:28:33,435 --> 00:28:36,970 could also create a legal shit storm for us. Sorry. No. 648 00:28:36,972 --> 00:28:38,338 You gotta fire his ass. 649 00:28:38,340 --> 00:28:42,476 I can't. Affirmative action bullshit. 650 00:28:42,478 --> 00:28:44,010 Wha.. you.. a 651 00:28:44,012 --> 00:28:46,346 Hey, you're lucky he's not a gay black woman 652 00:28:46,348 --> 00:28:47,648 Then you'd really be fucked! 653 00:28:47,650 --> 00:28:49,616 You just gave me a heart attack. 654 00:28:49,618 --> 00:28:51,117 It's true. 655 00:28:54,155 --> 00:28:56,657 So she makes me go see a fucking urologist. 656 00:28:56,659 --> 00:28:58,959 How'd your wife make you go? 657 00:28:58,961 --> 00:29:01,495 I'm not happy about it but we're both trying to avoid taking care 658 00:29:01,497 --> 00:29:03,529 of some broad I knocked up. I gotta do it. 659 00:29:03,531 --> 00:29:05,266 That's why they make condoms. 660 00:29:05,268 --> 00:29:07,668 No no no that's like that's shrink wrap. Okay, 661 00:29:07,670 --> 00:29:08,901 I don't fucking do the condom. 662 00:29:08,903 --> 00:29:12,072 Oh, with those whores today you gotta throw that balloon on. 663 00:29:12,074 --> 00:29:16,677 Exactly. So I'm in the office right. Here I am Exam's over 664 00:29:16,679 --> 00:29:20,213 or so I think. He looks at me the doctor and he puts his 665 00:29:20,215 --> 00:29:25,619 finger out like this. Okay? And he says "Hey, Dominick, 666 00:29:25,621 --> 00:29:29,189 You want I should check your prostrate?" So I go... 667 00:29:29,191 --> 00:29:31,525 That's prostate. 668 00:29:31,527 --> 00:29:35,228 What? 669 00:29:35,230 --> 00:29:38,032 Uh, never mind. 670 00:29:38,034 --> 00:29:41,200 So I go No doc I'm good I don't need you to check my prostrate 671 00:29:41,202 --> 00:29:43,069 He goes "No no no Dominick really, 672 00:29:43,071 --> 00:29:45,038 I should check your prostrate" 673 00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:47,474 putting the finger like coming at me with it. I go Doc, 674 00:29:47,476 --> 00:29:50,244 you take one more fucking step towards me with that finger 675 00:29:50,246 --> 00:29:51,711 I'm gonna take it and shove it up your own 676 00:29:51,713 --> 00:29:56,150 fucking ass cause my ass is exit only! 677 00:29:56,152 --> 00:30:03,457 He comped the whole fucking visit! Didn't cost me a dime! 678 00:30:03,459 --> 00:30:05,392 Hey, guys you wanna another bottle of wine? 679 00:30:05,394 --> 00:30:06,559 Yeah, sure. Why Not? 680 00:30:06,561 --> 00:30:09,095 Where's this waiter? Did I ever tell you 681 00:30:09,097 --> 00:30:10,663 when I was younger I was allergic to alcohol? 682 00:30:10,665 --> 00:30:11,498 No. 683 00:30:11,500 --> 00:30:13,334 I used to break out in handcuffs! 684 00:30:13,336 --> 00:30:16,569 Laugh 685 00:30:16,571 --> 00:30:19,405 Yeah, Barcia. You're a funny fucking guy. 686 00:30:19,407 --> 00:30:20,606 Ah shit. 687 00:30:20,608 --> 00:30:21,373 Look at this. 688 00:30:21,375 --> 00:30:25,245 Ha ha ha. Joe Barcia! Hey! 689 00:30:25,247 --> 00:30:26,447 Hey hey. 690 00:30:26,449 --> 00:30:28,681 Get that outta here! How you doing buddy? 691 00:30:28,683 --> 00:30:31,051 How are you, pal? 692 00:30:31,053 --> 00:30:32,285 Good, good good. 693 00:30:32,287 --> 00:30:34,188 I want to introduce you to some of my friends here 694 00:30:34,190 --> 00:30:35,488 Steven Bower. 695 00:30:35,490 --> 00:30:36,489 Pleasure to meet you. 696 00:30:36,491 --> 00:30:37,391 Nice to meet you. 697 00:30:37,393 --> 00:30:40,661 And this is a my buddy Dominick Grillo. 698 00:30:40,663 --> 00:30:43,130 And this is Jonathan Burke. 699 00:30:43,132 --> 00:30:46,600 Nice to meet you How you guys doing? 700 00:30:46,602 --> 00:30:49,169 Eh, we're doing. What bring you to the East Coast? 701 00:30:49,171 --> 00:30:51,171 Just out here shooting a film downtown. 702 00:30:51,173 --> 00:30:53,507 Film Really You're an actor? 703 00:30:53,509 --> 00:30:56,376 Yeah. Yeah, yeah Been doing it a long time. 704 00:30:56,378 --> 00:30:59,446 Oh, really. What's the name of the movie that you're shooting? 705 00:30:59,448 --> 00:31:02,315 Uh, I really can't say It's a low-budget film. 706 00:31:02,317 --> 00:31:04,551 Well, what ya know? Lotta those things they become big hits 707 00:31:04,553 --> 00:31:05,552 so what's the name of it? 708 00:31:05,554 --> 00:31:07,621 Ah, I signed a non-disclosure agreement 709 00:31:07,623 --> 00:31:09,155 so I really am not allowed to. 710 00:31:09,157 --> 00:31:10,657 Aw, I'm sure you can bend the rules a little. 711 00:31:10,659 --> 00:31:12,593 Come on, I wanna know What's the name of the movie? 712 00:31:12,595 --> 00:31:13,693 No, you don't wanna know. 713 00:31:13,695 --> 00:31:14,761 Fifty Shades of Grey's Johnson 714 00:31:14,763 --> 00:31:17,597 Can I get a different dish here! Please? 715 00:31:17,599 --> 00:31:19,665 Where do they come up with these titles? I know, this title 716 00:31:19,667 --> 00:31:22,669 I couldn't believe it at first I didn't I turned it down. 717 00:31:22,671 --> 00:31:26,606 After I read the script this guy Greg, he really has some depth. 718 00:31:26,608 --> 00:31:28,374 Yeah, I bet he does. 719 00:31:28,376 --> 00:31:29,575 Is there a problem? 720 00:31:29,577 --> 00:31:31,111 Yeah. Just get this outta here, please. 721 00:31:31,113 --> 00:31:33,113 Oh, it's the sausage it's probably too big for you. 722 00:31:33,115 --> 00:31:34,515 Get it outta here Just get it outta here. 723 00:31:34,517 --> 00:31:35,716 Okay. Right away okay. 724 00:31:35,718 --> 00:31:37,785 I'll let you guys go. I've got two beautiful ladies waiting 725 00:31:37,787 --> 00:31:40,421 for me at the table, but uh just wanted to say 726 00:31:40,423 --> 00:31:43,323 anytime you wanna come by the set. Anytime anytime. 727 00:31:43,325 --> 00:31:44,324 We should do that. 728 00:31:44,326 --> 00:31:45,557 We're shooting at the hotel right by the pier? 729 00:31:45,559 --> 00:31:48,394 Right on the corner over there You guys are more than welcome. 730 00:31:48,396 --> 00:31:49,328 There all week. 731 00:31:49,330 --> 00:31:51,164 Doing business you know what I mean? 732 00:31:51,166 --> 00:31:54,735 Listen enjoy your dinner it was nice meeting everybody. 733 00:31:54,737 --> 00:32:01,475 Take care. Joey! Love this guy! Alright, later! 734 00:32:01,477 --> 00:32:04,143 The fuck is going on in your firm, Barcia? 735 00:32:04,145 --> 00:32:05,211 Why, what's your problem? 736 00:32:05,213 --> 00:32:06,180 Are you kidding me? 737 00:32:06,182 --> 00:32:07,347 What? 738 00:32:07,349 --> 00:32:09,248 I don't know about you, I don't want my company's money 739 00:32:09,250 --> 00:32:11,751 being managed by a firm that deals with that industry. 740 00:32:11,753 --> 00:32:12,686 Come on. 741 00:32:12,688 --> 00:32:14,822 Listen, Steve I've already given Jonathan 742 00:32:14,824 --> 00:32:18,122 instructions to close the account. 743 00:32:18,124 --> 00:32:18,057 Why? 744 00:32:18,059 --> 00:32:19,860 Because the industry's a ticking time bomb. 745 00:32:19,862 --> 00:32:21,327 It's no different than my industry. 746 00:32:21,329 --> 00:32:23,430 Oh, don't even go there It's a lot different. 747 00:32:23,432 --> 00:32:28,401 Burke! You're on that right? Burke? 748 00:32:28,403 --> 00:32:29,603 Well, with all due respect Joe 749 00:32:29,605 --> 00:32:32,206 I'm in the same boat as Mr. Grillo. 750 00:32:32,208 --> 00:32:35,209 Oh, really? Well I'm the one promoting you 751 00:32:35,211 --> 00:32:37,710 And you need to be five steps ahead of everybody else! 752 00:32:37,712 --> 00:32:39,345 You need to look out for the best interests 753 00:32:39,347 --> 00:32:40,881 of Arrowhead and that's it. 754 00:32:40,883 --> 00:32:44,250 Oh, that's some speech, Barcia 755 00:32:44,252 --> 00:32:47,854 Why don't you shut up? Eat what you kill, my wife 756 00:32:47,856 --> 00:32:53,459 said it to me, coming up. Eat what you kill and Jenna agrees. 757 00:32:53,461 --> 00:32:55,161 Why? Who's Jenna? 758 00:32:55,163 --> 00:32:57,764 My sister-in-law. 759 00:32:57,766 --> 00:33:03,569 Holy shit, you're tapping that? No disrespect She's hot. 760 00:33:03,571 --> 00:33:06,239 God bless ya. 761 00:33:06,241 --> 00:33:08,508 Hi, this is Jenna Casey leave me a message and I'll get back 762 00:33:08,510 --> 00:33:10,811 to you as soon as I can. Bye. 763 00:33:10,813 --> 00:33:14,515 Hey Jenna It's me. Just finished having dinner with Barcia 764 00:33:14,517 --> 00:33:17,884 What a disaster that was Anyway, I just wanted to 765 00:33:17,886 --> 00:33:21,321 talk to you before I go to bed. So, give me a call if 766 00:33:21,323 --> 00:33:28,394 you get a chance. Okay? Okay, bye. 767 00:33:33,903 --> 00:33:35,869 Jenna, what.. what are you doing here? 768 00:33:35,871 --> 00:33:37,837 I can bring it to somebody else. 769 00:33:37,839 --> 00:33:39,539 No, I just called you. 770 00:33:39,541 --> 00:33:43,610 I know. 771 00:33:43,612 --> 00:33:47,914 So? What do you think? 772 00:33:47,916 --> 00:33:50,584 You look incredible. 773 00:34:04,365 --> 00:34:08,869 Did you always want to work for a wealth management company? 774 00:34:08,871 --> 00:34:10,604 I thought about being a veterinarian. 775 00:34:10,606 --> 00:34:11,470 ha ha ha. 776 00:34:11,472 --> 00:34:13,373 Get outta here. 777 00:34:13,375 --> 00:34:16,476 Yeah I love animals. 778 00:34:16,478 --> 00:34:17,811 How about you? 779 00:34:17,813 --> 00:34:19,512 Ice skater. 780 00:34:19,514 --> 00:34:21,682 Ice skater? 781 00:34:21,684 --> 00:34:24,617 Well there's a pipe dream. 782 00:34:24,619 --> 00:34:26,720 Excuse me? 783 00:34:26,722 --> 00:34:29,356 Come on, what percentage of ice skaters become professional 784 00:34:29,358 --> 00:34:31,458 let alone make a decent living at it? 785 00:34:31,460 --> 00:34:32,992 Wasn't about being a professional 786 00:34:32,994 --> 00:34:35,963 and not everything's about money, Jonathan. 787 00:34:35,965 --> 00:34:38,264 I do not like you right now. 788 00:34:38,266 --> 00:34:43,604 Yes you do. No seriously, I love it, Ice skating. 789 00:34:43,606 --> 00:34:44,838 Least I wasn't searching up some 790 00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:50,610 dog's butt for it's owners keys it just ate. 791 00:34:50,612 --> 00:34:53,981 Yeah, my mom was a stay-at-home My dad, he was a bus driver 792 00:34:53,983 --> 00:35:00,621 for the city. He worked crazy hours. Man, he hated it 793 00:35:00,623 --> 00:35:03,657 I promised myself I would never do something I hated. 794 00:35:06,394 --> 00:35:07,026 Burke! 795 00:35:07,028 --> 00:35:08,061 Joe! 796 00:35:08,063 --> 00:35:10,264 How are ya? I got to talk to you about something 797 00:35:10,266 --> 00:35:12,398 I can't make tomorrow's meeting 798 00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:13,499 Is everything okay? 799 00:35:13,501 --> 00:35:15,601 Oh, yeah. No everything's fabulous I just.. I have 800 00:35:15,603 --> 00:35:18,604 something else that came up and I completely forgot about it and 801 00:35:18,606 --> 00:35:24,344 I can't come to the meeting tomorrow. 802 00:35:25,414 --> 00:35:27,447 Ha! Ha ah. 803 00:35:27,449 --> 00:35:30,416 I was at the bar before and this broad was all over my shit 804 00:35:30,418 --> 00:35:34,688 and her eye must've popped out Imagine that? 805 00:35:34,690 --> 00:35:37,990 Anyway, what are you doing? 806 00:35:37,992 --> 00:35:38,858 Uh, nothing 807 00:35:38,860 --> 00:35:40,494 Oh, good. I'll come in for a drink. 808 00:35:40,496 --> 00:35:42,329 Uh, no I'm uh busy.. 809 00:35:42,331 --> 00:35:43,329 Busy? 810 00:35:43,331 --> 00:35:44,331 Yeah. 811 00:35:44,333 --> 00:35:46,066 Busy? Just one drink. 812 00:35:46,068 --> 00:35:49,903 Just um trying to catch up on... 813 00:35:49,905 --> 00:35:50,903 Catch up? 814 00:35:50,905 --> 00:35:52,338 You're not messing around on Jenna, are you? 815 00:35:52,340 --> 00:35:53,340 No! 816 00:35:53,342 --> 00:35:54,340 Sure? 817 00:35:54,342 --> 00:35:55,541 No! 818 00:35:55,543 --> 00:35:58,612 Cause if you are you can send her my way. Smells like sex 819 00:35:58,614 --> 00:36:00,780 You look like you had sex Did you have sex? You look like you 820 00:36:00,782 --> 00:36:04,517 had sex. Your hair's all sexed up What's going on? 821 00:36:04,519 --> 00:36:05,818 No, I was working out! 822 00:36:05,820 --> 00:36:08,521 Working out? Oh working out! 823 00:36:08,523 --> 00:36:11,525 Work those muscles! Work em good work em good! Oh, work out! 824 00:36:11,527 --> 00:36:15,461 Yeah, you know what? When I'm away I love to work it out! Why? 825 00:36:15,463 --> 00:36:19,833 Takes the temptation away. Good thing Good man, Burke! 826 00:36:19,835 --> 00:36:22,635 Love you guy I'll see you on Thursday. 827 00:36:22,637 --> 00:36:25,371 Okay Wait what you're not coming back with me tomorrow night? 828 00:36:25,373 --> 00:36:29,842 Tomorrow night? No I uh tomorrow is gonna eat up most of my day 829 00:36:29,844 --> 00:36:33,348 I'll see you in a few days. It's all good. You behave. 830 00:36:44,559 --> 00:36:47,494 What a pig. 831 00:36:47,496 --> 00:36:50,429 Sorry you had to hear that. 832 00:36:50,431 --> 00:36:54,700 It's alright I just feel bad for my sister. 833 00:36:54,702 --> 00:36:55,702 Yeah, listen Don't tell her anything. 834 00:36:55,704 --> 00:36:59,606 What happens on the road stays on the road. 835 00:36:59,608 --> 00:37:02,441 I hope not. Cause you know what I'd do if 836 00:37:02,443 --> 00:37:04,811 you ever messed around, right? 837 00:37:04,813 --> 00:37:07,613 What? 838 00:37:07,615 --> 00:37:10,516 I'd call your mother. 839 00:37:10,518 --> 00:37:11,517 Great! 840 00:37:11,519 --> 00:37:13,920 Now I have her stuck in my head! 841 00:37:13,922 --> 00:37:17,057 Just turn off the lights 842 00:37:17,059 --> 00:37:19,126 Got it! 843 00:37:30,405 --> 00:37:31,438 Scott! 844 00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:32,438 Hey, what's up? 845 00:37:32,440 --> 00:37:33,606 You have a passport? 846 00:37:33,608 --> 00:37:37,177 Um, yeah I do but I thought Joe declined your request. 847 00:37:37,179 --> 00:37:39,880 Look, you want to be an account manager or what? 848 00:37:39,882 --> 00:37:41,014 Yes I do. 849 00:37:41,016 --> 00:37:43,816 Then stop asking questions and get ready for the trip 850 00:37:43,818 --> 00:37:46,820 I need you to know these clients inside and out. 851 00:37:46,822 --> 00:37:48,858 Gotcha 852 00:37:50,858 --> 00:37:53,193 Burke! I thought I made it pretty damn 853 00:37:53,195 --> 00:37:55,896 clear to close the Steele account. 854 00:37:55,898 --> 00:37:58,865 You did and I suspended it until I can come up with a very 855 00:37:58,867 --> 00:38:00,700 good reason as to why we're closing it completely. 856 00:38:00,702 --> 00:38:03,202 Well you better come up with one pretty damn quick. 857 00:38:03,204 --> 00:38:04,637 He's on line 2. 858 00:38:04,639 --> 00:38:05,838 What? 859 00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:08,575 That's right he's been calling my damn line all day. 860 00:38:08,577 --> 00:38:12,012 Diane is out to lunch He's on line 2. 861 00:38:12,014 --> 00:38:13,780 You wanna take the call with me or? 862 00:38:13,782 --> 00:38:18,684 Oh no, Mr. Senior Director Get it done! 863 00:38:18,686 --> 00:38:23,590 Mr. Senior Director. Holy shit! 864 00:38:23,592 --> 00:38:25,825 Come with me. 865 00:38:25,827 --> 00:38:27,760 Arrowhead Investments Jonathan Burke speaking. 866 00:38:27,762 --> 00:38:31,697 Hey, Jonathan! The Hammer here. Yeah, yeah, yeah 867 00:38:31,699 --> 00:38:34,200 We met in Baltimore the other day. Right right right. 868 00:38:34,202 --> 00:38:36,670 Hey listen, you're my new account manager now, right? 869 00:38:36,672 --> 00:38:39,773 Yes, I remember Mr. Steele yes, yes I am. 870 00:38:39,775 --> 00:38:41,842 Okay. Listen I'm trying to make a... 871 00:38:41,844 --> 00:38:43,142 They're ready for you, you want me to.. 872 00:38:43,144 --> 00:38:44,945 Hold on one second no no no not right now 873 00:38:44,947 --> 00:38:46,612 You can go fluff somebody else. 874 00:38:46,614 --> 00:38:49,516 I, you know, uh listen, Jonathan I'm on set right now 875 00:38:49,518 --> 00:38:52,084 We're shooting a new James Bondage film 876 00:38:52,086 --> 00:38:56,690 "License to Fill" Yeah Anyway, Jonathan I had a problem 877 00:38:56,692 --> 00:38:58,992 making a trade this morning Seems that I'm locked out. 878 00:38:58,994 --> 00:39:02,262 Um I don't know, uh you have your account number handy? 879 00:39:02,264 --> 00:39:03,463 I'll just pull it right up. 880 00:39:03,465 --> 00:39:06,032 My account number? I don't know what my account number is. 881 00:39:06,034 --> 00:39:07,534 Miss Lynn's ready for you now. 882 00:39:07,536 --> 00:39:11,237 Miss Lynn? Um well what about the other one? 883 00:39:11,239 --> 00:39:13,005 She's not gonna do it. 884 00:39:13,007 --> 00:39:15,775 Ha Ha Ha Yeah, we lost another one 885 00:39:15,777 --> 00:39:18,577 I don't know, they don't want to work with me. I don' know why 886 00:39:18,579 --> 00:39:22,115 Um but anyway Jonathan don't you have my account number? 887 00:39:22,117 --> 00:39:23,048 Can't you find it somewhere 888 00:39:23,050 --> 00:39:25,117 in the paperwork or computer or something? 889 00:39:25,119 --> 00:39:28,554 Yes, of course! I'm, listen, Mr. Steele? Do you have a moment? 890 00:39:28,556 --> 00:39:31,791 I just want to put you on hold Shit! 891 00:39:31,793 --> 00:39:33,559 What's wrong? 892 00:39:33,561 --> 00:39:35,628 Do me a favor. Log in from your desk 893 00:39:35,630 --> 00:39:37,831 and change that to "tentatively opened". 894 00:39:37,833 --> 00:39:38,965 Don't we do that for new accounts 895 00:39:38,967 --> 00:39:41,267 until the deposit has cleared? 896 00:39:41,269 --> 00:39:43,302 Alright Close the account and open a new one 897 00:39:43,304 --> 00:39:45,271 but don't put it under new sales. And put a note on the 898 00:39:45,273 --> 00:39:47,007 account that says "renewal". 899 00:39:47,009 --> 00:39:50,809 An account opening that size is gonna need Barcia's approval 900 00:39:50,811 --> 00:39:56,583 Authorization code 4765 and that'll bypass Barcia. 901 00:39:56,585 --> 00:39:59,653 Mr. Steele? Great news! Your account will be open 902 00:39:59,655 --> 00:40:01,554 in just an hour. Or so 903 00:40:01,556 --> 00:40:04,624 Wonderful Jonathan, you're the best, you're the best! 904 00:40:04,626 --> 00:40:06,860 Listen, I'm gonna be in Baltimore next week Yeah, we're 905 00:40:06,862 --> 00:40:09,896 shooting a new Christmas film, "The Twelve Lays of Christmas" 906 00:40:09,898 --> 00:40:13,934 So, when I'm down there why don't you and I do lunch? 907 00:40:13,936 --> 00:40:16,735 Sure, sure. Just swing by and we'll do that. Yeah 908 00:40:16,737 --> 00:40:21,007 Great. Great, great Thank you. What the hell is this? 909 00:40:21,009 --> 00:40:23,208 "East Meets West" with Steele building the bridge? 910 00:40:23,210 --> 00:40:24,911 This is the wrong script! 911 00:40:24,913 --> 00:40:30,182 Great. Have..have a great day on set, Mr. Steele 912 00:40:30,184 --> 00:40:31,351 What the hell happened? 913 00:40:31,353 --> 00:40:34,590 Don't worry about it Just get this done. 914 00:40:58,746 --> 00:41:00,914 I found it! 915 00:41:00,916 --> 00:41:02,882 You know, for a computer geek you think you woulda' found this 916 00:41:02,884 --> 00:41:04,617 on the internet by now. 917 00:41:04,619 --> 00:41:06,251 You'd think so. She blocks all free 918 00:41:06,253 --> 00:41:08,621 access to her movies on the web. 919 00:41:08,623 --> 00:41:09,623 Alright. Yeah, whatever. 920 00:41:09,625 --> 00:41:11,191 Just go get rid of this shit please, alright? 921 00:41:12,628 --> 00:41:15,764 Come in! It's open! I found it. 922 00:41:24,106 --> 00:41:27,673 Don't you like just wanna stay in bed with me? 923 00:41:27,675 --> 00:41:30,043 Actually, I would love to stay in bed with you, but... 924 00:41:30,045 --> 00:41:31,043 Let's snuggle. 925 00:41:31,045 --> 00:41:33,278 People are waiting for me. 926 00:41:33,280 --> 00:41:34,981 Now do you see it? 927 00:41:34,983 --> 00:41:36,749 You think I look like Amber Lynn? 928 00:41:36,751 --> 00:41:38,385 Wait, You know who that is? 929 00:41:38,387 --> 00:41:41,287 This is "The Misogynist" right? The one where she keeps having 930 00:41:41,289 --> 00:41:44,090 sex with all of her clients but can't find true love? 931 00:41:44,092 --> 00:41:45,791 Wait, wait you know this movie? 932 00:41:45,793 --> 00:41:47,427 I don't think I look as much like her in this one. 933 00:41:47,429 --> 00:41:49,329 More like that one that was a TV spoof? 934 00:41:49,331 --> 00:41:50,963 "I Fucked Jenna" 935 00:41:50,965 --> 00:41:52,365 "I Dream of Jenna" 936 00:41:52,367 --> 00:41:54,867 Yes, that' it! "I Dream of Jenna" 937 00:41:54,869 --> 00:41:57,970 Oh my God! I think I love you! Jonathan 938 00:41:57,972 --> 00:42:01,206 you need to marry this girl right now. 939 00:42:01,208 --> 00:42:03,809 You think you're the first guy thats told me I look like her? 940 00:42:03,811 --> 00:42:07,179 Well, no. It's just that I thought... 941 00:42:07,181 --> 00:42:10,282 Would you believe me if I told you I even have her tattoo? 942 00:42:10,284 --> 00:42:12,985 Wait, what? 943 00:42:12,987 --> 00:42:15,188 What what are you telling him? 944 00:42:15,190 --> 00:42:18,291 Now you can't just say that and expect me not to ask 945 00:42:18,293 --> 00:42:19,291 To see it? 946 00:42:19,293 --> 00:42:23,063 Oh, no Andy. Only the good guys get to see it. 947 00:42:23,065 --> 00:42:24,363 See what? 948 00:42:24,365 --> 00:42:25,365 Nothing. 949 00:42:25,367 --> 00:42:27,166 Wait wait wait. What? 950 00:42:27,168 --> 00:42:28,200 Three minutes 951 00:42:28,202 --> 00:42:33,106 Ooh, that's Sheila. 952 00:42:41,416 --> 00:42:43,849 So, do you still live in the city? 953 00:42:43,851 --> 00:42:46,485 I actually just moved to South Jersey last month. 954 00:42:46,487 --> 00:42:47,586 Why? 955 00:42:47,588 --> 00:42:49,789 Cause I just got out of a pretty bad relationship. 956 00:42:49,791 --> 00:42:52,057 It wasn't that bad. 957 00:42:52,059 --> 00:42:54,793 I practically left the guy at the altar. How is that not bad? 958 00:42:54,795 --> 00:42:58,430 I understand with the whole you know breaking up before marriage 959 00:42:58,432 --> 00:43:01,166 Stuff like that. 960 00:43:01,168 --> 00:43:03,436 Understanding. 961 00:43:03,438 --> 00:43:08,775 Probably wasn't fucking you right. 962 00:43:08,777 --> 00:43:11,878 What is wrong with those movies? You obviously watch them. 963 00:43:11,880 --> 00:43:13,079 No I don't. 964 00:43:13,081 --> 00:43:14,213 Then how do you know so much about them? 965 00:43:14,215 --> 00:43:16,416 After being told that you look like someone for so long 966 00:43:16,418 --> 00:43:17,516 you think, What the hell? 967 00:43:17,518 --> 00:43:19,318 Let me see what all these guys are talking about. 968 00:43:19,320 --> 00:43:21,787 Okay. Those movies are degrading to women. 969 00:43:21,789 --> 00:43:24,157 I agree, which by the way for the record 970 00:43:24,159 --> 00:43:25,458 is why I came out of that phase. 971 00:43:25,460 --> 00:43:29,229 Whoa whoa whoa Hold your vibrators, ladies. 972 00:43:29,231 --> 00:43:32,499 How is it degrading to women? They make more money than men. 973 00:43:32,501 --> 00:43:33,900 The reason that women are paid more 974 00:43:33,902 --> 00:43:35,267 in the industry is because of everything 975 00:43:35,269 --> 00:43:37,170 that they have to go through, Andy. 976 00:43:37,172 --> 00:43:39,539 Everything they have to go through? All they do is lay 977 00:43:39,541 --> 00:43:41,273 there and get banged all fucking day. 978 00:43:41,275 --> 00:43:42,342 Gross. 979 00:43:42,344 --> 00:43:44,510 Men have to go through everything between setting up 980 00:43:44,512 --> 00:43:47,313 the cameras the lighting remembering their lines 981 00:43:47,315 --> 00:43:51,517 and we have to be hard as soon as the director yells Action! 982 00:43:51,519 --> 00:43:54,920 Oh. Okay, so you actually think that women 983 00:43:54,922 --> 00:43:57,557 enjoy having sex that lasts longer than seven minutes. 984 00:43:57,559 --> 00:43:58,458 Who wouldn't? 985 00:43:58,460 --> 00:44:00,360 Really? You've seen Ron Jeremy, right? 986 00:44:00,362 --> 00:44:02,195 That man is an icon. 987 00:44:02,197 --> 00:44:03,563 That man needs a waxing. 988 00:44:03,565 --> 00:44:04,563 Mmhmm. 989 00:44:04,565 --> 00:44:05,898 How about Peter North? 990 00:44:05,900 --> 00:44:06,965 Didn't he do gay porn? 991 00:44:06,967 --> 00:44:07,833 Randy West? 992 00:44:07,835 --> 00:44:09,302 Oh, he's so beautiful with his yellow 993 00:44:09,304 --> 00:44:11,336 afro and his basketball in his stomach. 994 00:44:11,338 --> 00:44:13,940 I mean, I don't even know how he got into this industry. 995 00:44:13,942 --> 00:44:17,142 Look, the bottom line here, Andy is that women make more in that 996 00:44:17,144 --> 00:44:19,045 industry because those movies are geared towards men who 997 00:44:19,047 --> 00:44:21,548 believe that women are supposed to look like goddesses. 998 00:44:21,550 --> 00:44:24,117 I mean, who's on the cover of those films? Not men. 999 00:44:24,119 --> 00:44:25,117 Thank you! 1000 00:44:25,119 --> 00:44:26,151 You're welcome. 1001 00:44:26,153 --> 00:44:27,920 Why haven't you made partner in your firm yet? 1002 00:44:27,922 --> 00:44:29,088 Oh, I did. 1003 00:44:29,090 --> 00:44:29,988 What? 1004 00:44:29,990 --> 00:44:31,291 I found out this morning. 1005 00:44:31,293 --> 00:44:33,827 Holy crap, that's great! Congrats! 1006 00:44:33,829 --> 00:44:36,128 Maybe she can help you with your problem. 1007 00:44:36,130 --> 00:44:38,463 Well, I'm gonna go outside and have a smoke. 1008 00:44:38,465 --> 00:44:41,166 Okay I'll be right there. 1009 00:44:41,168 --> 00:44:42,302 Please don't. 1010 00:44:42,304 --> 00:44:43,302 What's he talking about, Jonathan? 1011 00:44:43,304 --> 00:44:45,204 Nothing. 1012 00:44:45,206 --> 00:44:47,507 It's far from nothing Where are you going? 1013 00:44:47,509 --> 00:44:48,941 Why are you dickin' out now? 1014 00:44:48,943 --> 00:44:50,209 That's where you need to slow down, buddy. 1015 00:44:50,211 --> 00:44:51,478 What? 1016 00:44:51,480 --> 00:44:53,246 Your sister's husband is blackmailing your boy here. 1017 00:44:53,248 --> 00:44:54,546 Will you shut up, Andy? 1018 00:44:54,548 --> 00:44:56,516 Jonathan. 1019 00:44:56,518 --> 00:44:58,483 I don't want to talk about it right now. 1020 00:44:58,485 --> 00:45:02,188 Well excuse me Did we just meet or something? 1021 00:45:02,190 --> 00:45:04,090 Okay Barcia's got me closing an account 1022 00:45:04,092 --> 00:45:05,124 cause the guy's a porn star. 1023 00:45:05,126 --> 00:45:07,626 The great Kevin Steele You wanna talk about a guy 1024 00:45:07,628 --> 00:45:10,563 who can bring down the hammer? 1025 00:45:10,565 --> 00:45:11,731 So how's he blackmailing you? 1026 00:45:11,733 --> 00:45:14,166 Barcia told him that he's gonna promote our boy 1027 00:45:14,168 --> 00:45:17,369 to Senior Director but he hasn't put the paperwork through. 1028 00:45:17,371 --> 00:45:19,271 Sometimes those things take time. 1029 00:45:19,273 --> 00:45:20,273 Five months? 1030 00:45:20,275 --> 00:45:21,206 Andy! 1031 00:45:21,208 --> 00:45:22,876 Let's not forget that he won't promote Scott 1032 00:45:22,878 --> 00:45:26,545 because he's black and gay. 1033 00:45:26,547 --> 00:45:29,648 Is this true? 1034 00:45:29,650 --> 00:45:31,383 Yeah. He told me down in Baltimore. 1035 00:45:31,385 --> 00:45:33,219 Then why didn't you tell me about it then? 1036 00:45:33,221 --> 00:45:34,621 Wasn't the right time. 1037 00:45:34,623 --> 00:45:37,657 Do you have proof that he's blackmailing you? 1038 00:45:37,659 --> 00:45:39,458 Not really But that's where you come in! 1039 00:45:39,460 --> 00:45:41,193 Not necessarily! 1040 00:45:41,195 --> 00:45:42,394 What? 1041 00:45:42,396 --> 00:45:44,396 Don't tell me you would honestly ask me to represent you in 1042 00:45:44,398 --> 00:45:46,398 a case against my own brother-in-law? 1043 00:45:46,400 --> 00:45:47,400 Absolutely! 1044 00:45:47,402 --> 00:45:48,901 Andy! Shut up! 1045 00:45:48,903 --> 00:45:51,304 Jonathan! 1046 00:45:51,306 --> 00:45:52,170 It crossed my mind. 1047 00:45:52,172 --> 00:45:54,673 Well, do me a favor and uncross it. 1048 00:45:54,675 --> 00:45:55,675 But what if I had the evidence? 1049 00:45:55,677 --> 00:45:56,943 But you don't. 1050 00:45:56,945 --> 00:45:57,943 But what if I did? 1051 00:45:57,945 --> 00:45:59,445 When you do we'll talk 1052 00:45:59,447 --> 00:46:01,414 We'll talk? What's that supposed to mean? 1053 00:46:01,416 --> 00:46:03,048 Oh come on, don't do this! 1054 00:46:03,050 --> 00:46:04,050 Don't do what? 1055 00:46:04,052 --> 00:46:05,684 Don't make this into more than it already is! 1056 00:46:05,686 --> 00:46:06,818 More than it is? 1057 00:46:06,820 --> 00:46:08,621 You're not the one being harassed every day, being told 1058 00:46:08,623 --> 00:46:11,324 how important you are to the firm. Be a company man! 1059 00:46:11,326 --> 00:46:13,358 Be five steps ahead of yourself! You're not the one who has 1060 00:46:13,360 --> 00:46:16,996 to listen to this shit day in and day out. 1061 00:46:16,998 --> 00:46:20,032 Forgive me for expecting my girlfriend to support me. 1062 00:46:20,034 --> 00:46:21,233 Well what do you want me to do? 1063 00:46:21,235 --> 00:46:22,467 Don't blow me off! 1064 00:46:22,469 --> 00:46:24,403 I wasn't blowing you off! I just think that if you're gonna 1065 00:46:24,405 --> 00:46:26,639 accuse your boss of blackmailing you, 1066 00:46:26,641 --> 00:46:29,108 you need to have substantial evidence 1067 00:46:29,110 --> 00:46:33,211 And I'm asking you if I did will you help me? 1068 00:46:33,213 --> 00:46:34,414 Jonathan. 1069 00:46:34,416 --> 00:46:39,619 It's a simple question. 1070 00:46:39,621 --> 00:46:42,121 It depends on what you have. 1071 00:46:42,123 --> 00:46:43,623 Okay. 1072 00:46:43,625 --> 00:46:46,525 Not even 24 hours and already she's treating me like a partner 1073 00:46:46,527 --> 00:46:47,726 What? 1074 00:46:47,728 --> 00:46:49,561 Oh, remind me when the clock stops so I don't get charged 1075 00:46:49,563 --> 00:46:51,097 overtime later on tonight. 1076 00:46:51,099 --> 00:46:53,700 You're an asshole! 1077 00:46:53,702 --> 00:46:54,599 Jenna! 1078 00:46:54,601 --> 00:46:56,101 Smooth talking. 1079 00:46:56,103 --> 00:46:57,103 Yeah? Fuck you! 1080 00:46:57,105 --> 00:46:58,037 Fuck me? 1081 00:46:58,039 --> 00:46:59,371 Yeah! If you would've kept your mouth shut 1082 00:46:59,373 --> 00:47:01,173 none of this would've ever happened! 1083 00:47:01,175 --> 00:47:02,374 Oh, I'm sorry. 1084 00:47:02,376 --> 00:47:04,177 Who's the dick in the room that can't stand up to his boss 1085 00:47:04,179 --> 00:47:06,079 because he's banging his wife's sister? 1086 00:47:06,081 --> 00:47:09,215 Oh! This coming from a guy who's had more opportunities to 1087 00:47:09,217 --> 00:47:12,117 move up in his career and save himself from losing his parents 1088 00:47:12,119 --> 00:47:14,686 house but would rather jack off to pornographic movies, who 1089 00:47:14,688 --> 00:47:16,421 A) nobody cares about or 1090 00:47:16,423 --> 00:47:20,592 B) cares that you actually respect them. 1091 00:47:20,594 --> 00:47:22,260 What the hell are you talking about? 1092 00:47:22,262 --> 00:47:24,597 Andy, you're forty years old! Why don't you step up to the 1093 00:47:24,599 --> 00:47:27,233 real fucking world and be a man and get your own fucking place 1094 00:47:27,235 --> 00:47:29,601 so I can stop carrying you! 1095 00:47:29,603 --> 00:47:32,037 She's right You're an asshole. 1096 00:47:47,088 --> 00:47:47,720 Hello? 1097 00:47:47,722 --> 00:47:49,322 Hello, Burke. 1098 00:47:49,324 --> 00:47:50,657 J.. Joe 1099 00:47:50,659 --> 00:47:52,724 You wanna tell me why Scott is getting a commission check 1100 00:47:52,726 --> 00:47:55,762 of $10,000 at the end of this month? 1101 00:47:55,764 --> 00:47:58,331 Uh... I don't know, Joe I'm not sure why. 1102 00:47:58,333 --> 00:48:01,166 I'll tell you why cause it seems he closed a deal with a client 1103 00:48:01,168 --> 00:48:03,769 that has a pretty large portfolio and for some reason 1104 00:48:03,771 --> 00:48:07,440 the name on the new account is Kevin Steele! 1105 00:48:07,442 --> 00:48:09,742 Listen, Joe when I get back to the house I'll jump on the... 1106 00:48:09,744 --> 00:48:12,345 Don't even bother cause I closed the account and when you two 1107 00:48:12,347 --> 00:48:15,180 yahoos get back from your trip to Toronto you need to fire 1108 00:48:15,182 --> 00:48:20,086 his ass! You understand me don't ever do this to me again, Burke! 1109 00:48:20,088 --> 00:48:24,389 Listen, Joe. It's not his fault. Okay? It's not his fault 1110 00:48:24,391 --> 00:48:30,295 Joe? Joe! Joe! Fuck! 1111 00:48:55,722 --> 00:49:00,126 Man, I am pumped! How do you wanna handle this first one? 1112 00:49:00,128 --> 00:49:02,427 You want to take the lead and then I'll jump in? 1113 00:49:02,429 --> 00:49:08,668 Alright. Gotta breathe Phew Okay, I'm good, You okay? 1114 00:49:08,670 --> 00:49:09,869 You've been acting weird ever 1115 00:49:09,871 --> 00:49:11,537 since we got on the plane this morning. 1116 00:49:11,539 --> 00:49:13,238 I'm fine. 1117 00:49:13,240 --> 00:49:17,175 No, you're not. Come on, we have some time. What is it? 1118 00:49:17,177 --> 00:49:19,878 I got some bad news. 1119 00:49:19,880 --> 00:49:23,282 Already? 1120 00:49:23,284 --> 00:49:25,617 I..I don't know how to do this... 1121 00:49:25,619 --> 00:49:27,286 What? 1122 00:49:27,288 --> 00:49:30,889 Barcia, he wants me to fire you when we get home. 1123 00:49:30,891 --> 00:49:34,659 What the hell are you talking about? I just passed my Series 7 1124 00:49:34,661 --> 00:49:36,862 I'm out here doing everything you told me to do. 1125 00:49:36,864 --> 00:49:39,565 He found out what we did with the Steele account. 1126 00:49:39,567 --> 00:49:41,133 I'm taking the hit for it? 1127 00:49:41,135 --> 00:49:42,267 Believe me, Scott. 1128 00:49:42,269 --> 00:49:44,237 When he called I could not get a word in. 1129 00:49:44,239 --> 00:49:46,606 I'm sure he can't fire the new Senior Director, huh? 1130 00:49:46,608 --> 00:49:48,708 No, that's just it I'm not the Senior Director. 1131 00:49:48,710 --> 00:49:50,510 Come on, man I was there when he said it. 1132 00:49:50,512 --> 00:49:54,914 It's bullshit, Scott! He won't promote me until I close 1133 00:49:54,916 --> 00:49:57,849 the Steele account. Fucking guy is doing everything wrong 1134 00:49:57,851 --> 00:49:59,519 and I can't do a damn thing about it. 1135 00:49:59,521 --> 00:50:03,588 I-I'm so sorry, Scott I don't know what to do! 1136 00:50:03,590 --> 00:50:08,494 Listen. I know you wouldn't screw me on purpose It's okay. 1137 00:50:08,496 --> 00:50:10,429 No! No, it's not okay! 1138 00:50:10,431 --> 00:50:15,267 Forget about it, let's just get our game faces on and crush 1139 00:50:15,269 --> 00:50:17,836 these meetings and then we'll go out tonight 1140 00:50:17,838 --> 00:50:19,371 and you'll feel better. 1141 00:50:19,373 --> 00:50:22,742 What? Wha.. Wha How? 1142 00:50:22,744 --> 00:50:24,644 Trust me. 1143 00:50:42,931 --> 00:50:45,597 It's a drag show, huh? Hope you're performing 1144 00:50:45,599 --> 00:50:48,569 Cute Follow me. 1145 00:50:57,711 --> 00:50:59,244 Now what can I get you guys? 1146 00:50:59,246 --> 00:51:03,349 Vodka cranberry for me and two shots of Jack! 1147 00:51:03,351 --> 00:51:05,450 Blue Harvest Two shots of Jack, huh? 1148 00:51:05,452 --> 00:51:07,353 It's gonna be that kind of night. Trust me. 1149 00:51:07,355 --> 00:51:08,787 You know we're just friends, right? 1150 00:51:08,789 --> 00:51:09,722 Not my type. 1151 00:51:11,559 --> 00:51:19,298 Welcome to On the Street! Woo! Tonight's special guest hails 1152 00:51:19,300 --> 00:51:22,802 from a place in the USA called New Jersey! But she's no 1153 00:51:22,804 --> 00:51:28,273 stranger to Toronto. Please put your hands together for the one 1154 00:51:28,275 --> 00:51:38,016 the only Josefina! Woo! 1155 00:51:38,018 --> 00:51:40,586 Good Morning! 1156 00:51:40,588 --> 00:51:45,324 Welcome and welcome! 1157 00:51:45,326 --> 00:51:50,996 Are we ready for a good time? Whoo whoo 1158 00:51:50,998 --> 00:51:58,537 Shake what your momma gave you! Shake it! Shake it! Shake it! 1159 00:51:58,539 --> 00:52:00,305 Do you see it? 1160 00:52:00,307 --> 00:52:03,309 Yeah I see it alright That's quite the grand entrance. 1161 00:52:03,311 --> 00:52:05,744 Oh, it was But do you see it? 1162 00:52:05,746 --> 00:52:09,715 Good Morning! Josefina in the house! 1163 00:52:09,717 --> 00:52:14,887 I'm not sure I'm following. 1164 00:52:14,889 --> 00:52:19,458 Josefiiina! 1165 00:52:19,460 --> 00:52:21,827 Oh! Hahaha 1166 00:52:21,829 --> 00:52:22,827 Ha ha! 1167 00:52:22,829 --> 00:52:24,829 It's-a so hot in here! 1168 00:52:24,831 --> 00:52:26,766 What the fuck? Are you kidding me? 1169 00:52:26,768 --> 00:52:27,766 Surprise! 1170 00:52:27,768 --> 00:52:28,867 The fuck are you doing to me? 1171 00:52:28,869 --> 00:52:29,869 Wave, wave, wave, 1172 00:52:29,871 --> 00:52:30,869 No, don't wave! 1173 00:52:30,871 --> 00:52:31,871 Yo, Josefina! 1174 00:52:31,873 --> 00:52:32,871 Stop Waving! 1175 00:52:32,873 --> 00:52:34,440 We love you! 1176 00:52:34,442 --> 00:52:35,441 Fuck. 1177 00:52:44,885 --> 00:52:46,885 You're here early. 1178 00:52:46,887 --> 00:52:49,322 Yeah, I wanted to get here before everyone else so I could 1179 00:52:49,324 --> 00:52:51,557 uh get through some of these files. 1180 00:52:51,559 --> 00:52:57,697 Yeah, You and I need to talk. 1181 00:52:57,699 --> 00:52:58,865 Okay. 1182 00:52:58,867 --> 00:53:02,467 Sometimes in life you may have thought you saw something 1183 00:53:02,469 --> 00:53:04,470 that you probably shouldn't have saw. 1184 00:53:04,472 --> 00:53:06,871 Or maybe you didn't see it at all. 1185 00:53:06,873 --> 00:53:11,413 Uh, a little something to help you forget. 1186 00:53:15,382 --> 00:53:17,782 What'd I see, Joe? 1187 00:53:17,784 --> 00:53:20,820 Don't play games with me, Burke You think you're gonna hold this 1188 00:53:20,822 --> 00:53:22,987 above my head for the rest of your life? 1189 00:53:22,989 --> 00:53:23,988 Not my style. 1190 00:53:23,990 --> 00:53:25,724 What's not your style? 1191 00:53:25,726 --> 00:53:27,559 Hey! I did you a favor! 1192 00:53:27,561 --> 00:53:29,929 I forgave Scott for the mistake that he made. 1193 00:53:29,931 --> 00:53:32,898 Wasn't a mistake, Joe this company shouldn't give a shit 1194 00:53:32,900 --> 00:53:35,767 what he does with his life Or yours. 1195 00:53:35,769 --> 00:53:38,403 I heard enough. Guess what? The expense for the trip is still 1196 00:53:38,405 --> 00:53:39,804 coming out of your commission! 1197 00:53:39,806 --> 00:53:41,539 That's bullshit, Joe! 1198 00:53:41,541 --> 00:53:44,642 Okay, you wanna know the truth? I told Scott to do it. 1199 00:53:44,644 --> 00:53:46,679 And you know what? I would do it again 1200 00:53:46,681 --> 00:53:48,880 Really? You really wanna go down this road, Burke? 1201 00:53:48,882 --> 00:53:51,784 Ha ha What road would that be? 1202 00:53:51,786 --> 00:53:54,552 The one that could get your ass fired. 1203 00:53:54,554 --> 00:53:56,889 For doing what I think is right? 1204 00:53:56,891 --> 00:54:00,525 What you think is right? I told you a long time ago 1205 00:54:00,527 --> 00:54:02,695 you need to start thinking just a little bit bigger. 1206 00:54:02,697 --> 00:54:05,498 So that means I stop being me? I'm not gonna be you, you know! 1207 00:54:05,500 --> 00:54:06,731 Oh, Mr. Righteous one! 1208 00:54:06,733 --> 00:54:09,001 What are you gonna do, you gonna go to the top of the mountains 1209 00:54:09,003 --> 00:54:11,436 and shout how you saved some sleazebag porno actors life? 1210 00:54:11,438 --> 00:54:14,139 Really, Burke? Really? 1211 00:54:14,141 --> 00:54:18,411 Sorry to interrupt Jonathan, but Mr. Steele is in your office 1212 00:54:18,413 --> 00:54:20,447 Guess you better go take care of it, huh? 1213 00:54:25,786 --> 00:54:28,554 Mr. Steele, yeah, what brings you to the office today? 1214 00:54:28,556 --> 00:54:32,090 You wanna tell me why my account is closed again? 1215 00:54:32,092 --> 00:54:33,325 Sigh. 1216 00:54:33,327 --> 00:54:36,662 Mr. Steele, I've been with this firm for quite some time and 1217 00:54:36,664 --> 00:54:40,199 you know, I've never had quite this much trouble with an 1218 00:54:40,201 --> 00:54:42,467 account before, so I, uh, I apologize. 1219 00:54:42,469 --> 00:54:44,970 Ah, Christ She got to it didn't she? 1220 00:54:44,972 --> 00:54:45,903 I'm sorry? 1221 00:54:45,905 --> 00:54:48,173 My ex-wife? She got to my account. She... 1222 00:54:48,175 --> 00:54:51,911 I don't think I follow. 1223 00:54:51,913 --> 00:54:57,615 Look, You know what I do, right? Well, fifteen years ago 1224 00:54:57,617 --> 00:55:02,954 I was stupid I fell in love with an actress on set we got 1225 00:55:02,956 --> 00:55:05,157 married, had a kid after the kid was born she couldn't get work 1226 00:55:05,159 --> 00:55:11,229 She turned to drugs, Fell off the grid left us flat. 1227 00:55:11,231 --> 00:55:13,833 Twelve years later, I get a knock on my door 1228 00:55:13,835 --> 00:55:18,704 I'm the mother of the child I demand custody you owe me money. 1229 00:55:18,706 --> 00:55:23,508 Well she gets herself a high priced lawyer and I get a court 1230 00:55:23,510 --> 00:55:26,545 order for what they call "retroactive child support" 1231 00:55:26,547 --> 00:55:27,012 Oh. 1232 00:55:27,014 --> 00:55:29,248 Yeah. Well, now? 1233 00:55:29,250 --> 00:55:33,818 I can't even afford a goddamn lawyer I, uh, spend all my money 1234 00:55:33,820 --> 00:55:38,657 sending my kid to private school. 1235 00:55:38,659 --> 00:55:42,994 Look, Burke It's all I know And if it gets my kid a better 1236 00:55:42,996 --> 00:55:48,700 education than what I had? I'll do what I have to do. 1237 00:55:58,278 --> 00:56:04,682 Mr. Steele your ex-wife didn't close your account. We did. 1238 00:56:07,554 --> 00:56:12,191 Why? What the hell is going on here, Burke? 1239 00:56:18,532 --> 00:56:19,264 Mr. Burke? 1240 00:56:19,266 --> 00:56:21,300 Fuck it! Sorry for that. 1241 00:56:21,302 --> 00:56:23,202 Yeah It's alright I've heard worse. 1242 00:56:23,204 --> 00:56:24,235 Give me one second. 1243 00:56:24,237 --> 00:56:25,470 Yeah, sure. 1244 00:56:25,472 --> 00:56:32,010 Uh Andy? Can you come in here for a second, please? Thank you 1245 00:56:32,012 --> 00:56:34,179 Is that your girlfriend? 1246 00:56:34,181 --> 00:56:36,115 Yeah. 1247 00:56:36,117 --> 00:56:39,684 How long you guys going out? 1248 00:56:39,686 --> 00:56:41,253 Kinda in a holding pattern right now. 1249 00:56:41,255 --> 00:56:46,325 ha ha ha. Love is a complicated thing 1250 00:56:46,327 --> 00:56:50,695 Yes it is. 1251 00:56:50,697 --> 00:56:52,764 Can I help you, Mr. Burke? 1252 00:56:52,766 --> 00:56:56,135 Andy I'd like you to meet my client, Mr. Kevin Steele. 1253 00:56:56,137 --> 00:56:59,271 Mr. Steele, this is Andy Roma our head of Technology. 1254 00:56:59,273 --> 00:57:01,005 Oh, how you doing, Andy? 1255 00:57:01,007 --> 00:57:04,642 Holy fucking donkey dick Fucking Kevin Steele! 1256 00:57:04,644 --> 00:57:05,811 Nice to..uh 1257 00:57:05,813 --> 00:57:09,949 You're my fucking hero, man! I love your movies! 1258 00:57:09,951 --> 00:57:12,117 I mean I'm you're biggest fan! 1259 00:57:12,119 --> 00:57:13,351 Thank you very much. 1260 00:57:13,353 --> 00:57:16,854 No, I mean that in a weird way Really, your movies have depth. 1261 00:57:16,856 --> 00:57:21,360 I mean, they have character they have layers to them. 1262 00:57:21,362 --> 00:57:22,360 You're a great actor. 1263 00:57:22,362 --> 00:57:23,362 I appreciate that man. 1264 00:57:23,364 --> 00:57:25,731 Not like these web movies where they're just 1265 00:57:25,733 --> 00:57:29,767 Fucking and fucking and fucking you know how to fuck. 1266 00:57:29,769 --> 00:57:32,237 You like it's like Shakespeare fucking. 1267 00:57:32,239 --> 00:57:34,740 Thank you Andy I appreciate that. 1268 00:57:34,742 --> 00:57:35,941 Just like Shakespeare. 1269 00:57:35,943 --> 00:57:38,376 Mr. Steele, I'd like you to sign this document, please. 1270 00:57:38,378 --> 00:57:40,079 Uh, what is this? 1271 00:57:40,081 --> 00:57:41,880 This is the company's acknowledgement that we made a 1272 00:57:41,882 --> 00:57:45,851 mistake and that it'll never happen again so, if you'd just 1273 00:57:45,853 --> 00:57:48,287 sign date and the time here please. 1274 00:57:48,289 --> 00:57:51,389 Time. Why do you need the time? 1275 00:57:51,391 --> 00:57:56,128 Um, I can't explain right now but please trust me on this. 1276 00:57:56,130 --> 00:58:01,266 Okay. 1277 00:58:01,268 --> 00:58:04,202 Well, Mr. Steele you're good to go. 1278 00:58:04,204 --> 00:58:05,336 Thank you very much, Jonathan. 1279 00:58:05,338 --> 00:58:06,671 I appreciate everything you've done. 1280 00:58:06,673 --> 00:58:07,673 My pleasure. 1281 00:58:07,675 --> 00:58:08,673 Thanks. 1282 00:58:08,675 --> 00:58:09,675 Thank you Mr. Steele. 1283 00:58:09,677 --> 00:58:11,909 Bye, Andy. 1284 00:58:11,911 --> 00:58:13,912 Take care Andy. 1285 00:58:13,914 --> 00:58:18,316 Andy It's time for me to go now I gotta get to set in Asbury. 1286 00:58:18,318 --> 00:58:20,786 Thanks. 1287 00:58:20,788 --> 00:58:24,889 Oh, man. 1288 00:58:24,891 --> 00:58:27,159 Listen, I'm sorry. 1289 00:58:27,161 --> 00:58:32,430 Apology accepted Ah, you just made my fucking day, man. 1290 00:58:32,432 --> 00:58:33,432 I need your help. 1291 00:58:33,434 --> 00:58:34,432 Of course you do. 1292 00:58:34,434 --> 00:58:36,834 Can you take a screenshot of this 1293 00:58:36,836 --> 00:58:39,170 and send it to my personal account? 1294 00:58:39,172 --> 00:58:44,208 What are you doing? 1295 00:58:44,210 --> 00:58:47,079 I'm taking Barcia down. 1296 00:58:47,081 --> 00:58:49,380 You know maybe I was wrong about... 1297 00:58:49,382 --> 00:58:51,182 No, no you were not wrong. 1298 00:58:53,920 --> 00:58:54,987 Can you do it? 1299 00:58:54,989 --> 00:59:00,224 Yeah, of course I can do it Now where you going? 1300 00:59:00,226 --> 00:59:01,059 Cover for me. 1301 00:59:17,110 --> 00:59:19,077 Can I help you? Oh, gosh. 1302 00:59:19,079 --> 00:59:21,947 Sheila, what you work for Jenna? 1303 00:59:21,949 --> 00:59:24,349 I just started a week ago What do you want? 1304 00:59:24,351 --> 00:59:25,983 I need to see her. 1305 00:59:25,985 --> 00:59:28,387 Yeah, I just I don't think that's gonna be a good idea. 1306 00:59:28,389 --> 00:59:31,889 Oh, come on, Sheila! Come on! 1307 00:59:31,891 --> 00:59:35,193 Sigh. 1308 00:59:35,195 --> 00:59:43,235 Hi, Miss Casey? Yes Jonathan Burke is here to see you. 1309 00:59:43,237 --> 00:59:47,873 Good luck. 1310 00:59:47,875 --> 00:59:53,845 Yikes. 1311 00:59:53,847 --> 00:59:55,847 What do I owe the pleasure of this visit? 1312 00:59:55,849 --> 00:59:57,416 I was wondering if you'd represent my client. 1313 00:59:57,418 --> 01:00:01,220 Jonathan, you know I can't do that. 1314 01:00:01,222 --> 01:00:03,121 Here's the evidence. 1315 01:00:03,123 --> 01:00:05,157 I mean, what he's asking me to do can't be right. 1316 01:00:05,159 --> 01:00:07,358 Steele just told me that account is for his kid's tuition. 1317 01:00:07,360 --> 01:00:08,994 I mean, the guy literally just left my office 1318 01:00:08,996 --> 01:00:10,496 and his wife is cleaning him out of everything. 1319 01:00:10,498 --> 01:00:12,865 How do you know this Kevin Steele isn't full of it? 1320 01:00:12,867 --> 01:00:14,833 Because you can't bullshit a bullshitter. 1321 01:00:14,835 --> 01:00:16,101 So you're telling me you're full of it. 1322 01:00:16,103 --> 01:00:22,173 No, Jesus come on stop it! Come on you're a lawyer take the case 1323 01:00:22,175 --> 01:00:23,374 Alright, you want an apology? 1324 01:00:23,376 --> 01:00:29,847 I'm sorry but deep down, you know I was right, half right 1325 01:00:29,849 --> 01:00:32,351 Alright, I was out of line but you know what the way I see it 1326 01:00:32,353 --> 01:00:33,818 what better way to prove your worth as 1327 01:00:33,820 --> 01:00:39,191 a partner then to take on a case just like this. 1328 01:00:39,193 --> 01:00:41,126 This how you talk to your clients? 1329 01:00:41,128 --> 01:00:42,026 Sometimes. 1330 01:00:42,028 --> 01:00:44,929 I can see why Joe wanted to promote you. 1331 01:00:44,931 --> 01:00:47,532 So what do you think? 1332 01:00:47,534 --> 01:00:50,302 Give me everything you got on the account. 1333 01:00:50,304 --> 01:00:52,271 When it was first opened when your boss... 1334 01:00:52,273 --> 01:00:53,505 My boss? 1335 01:00:53,507 --> 01:00:57,108 Yes, when your boss first asked you to close it, everything. 1336 01:00:57,110 --> 01:00:59,278 And I'll need Mr. Steele's phone number too. 1337 01:00:59,280 --> 01:01:00,878 Okay, great 1338 01:01:00,880 --> 01:01:04,849 Thank you, you're awesome! I love you! Thank you! 1339 01:01:04,851 --> 01:01:09,287 Wait! What did you just say? 1340 01:01:09,289 --> 01:01:10,088 What? 1341 01:01:10,090 --> 01:01:11,590 What did you just say? 1342 01:01:11,592 --> 01:01:12,590 Thank you. 1343 01:01:12,592 --> 01:01:14,592 After that. 1344 01:01:14,594 --> 01:01:15,594 You're awesome. 1345 01:01:15,596 --> 01:01:17,095 After that! 1346 01:01:17,097 --> 01:01:17,595 Thank you? 1347 01:01:17,597 --> 01:01:18,429 Jonathan! 1348 01:01:18,431 --> 01:01:19,597 Okay, I love you But you knew that. 1349 01:01:19,599 --> 01:01:22,133 No I didn't! That's something I kind of needed to know! 1350 01:01:22,135 --> 01:01:23,302 Alright, I love you 1351 01:01:23,304 --> 01:01:25,838 in spite of the fact you haven't called me for a week! 1352 01:01:25,840 --> 01:01:28,307 Well the phone works both ways You can't just tell me you love 1353 01:01:28,309 --> 01:01:30,309 me in the middle of my office You have to do it in the 1354 01:01:30,311 --> 01:01:33,311 moonlight or in bed .You can't do it in bed because then you 1355 01:01:33,313 --> 01:01:35,179 just had sex with me and you might not mean it 1356 01:01:35,181 --> 01:01:37,349 Are you okay? 1357 01:01:37,351 --> 01:01:41,353 No, I'm not okay You just told me that you loved me and right 1358 01:01:41,355 --> 01:01:43,621 after asking me to represent you and some famous pornographic 1359 01:01:43,623 --> 01:01:46,891 actor against my sister's piece of garbage husband. 1360 01:01:46,893 --> 01:01:47,892 You mean my boss. 1361 01:01:47,894 --> 01:01:49,061 Yes, Jonathan! 1362 01:01:49,063 --> 01:01:51,097 I love you. 1363 01:01:53,300 --> 01:01:55,066 Cough Cough. 1364 01:01:55,068 --> 01:01:56,235 Sorry, Miss Casey. 1365 01:01:56,237 --> 01:01:57,936 It's okay. 1366 01:01:57,938 --> 01:01:59,170 You make her call you Miss Casey? 1367 01:01:59,172 --> 01:02:00,171 Yeah. 1368 01:02:00,173 --> 01:02:01,305 Yeah. 1369 01:02:01,307 --> 01:02:03,175 Mr. Lipman needs to see you in the conference room. 1370 01:02:03,177 --> 01:02:05,409 I'll let you get back to work I love her! 1371 01:02:05,411 --> 01:02:07,579 That's nice. 1372 01:02:07,581 --> 01:02:09,014 Okay, I'll see you later. 1373 01:02:09,016 --> 01:02:10,014 Bye. 1374 01:02:10,016 --> 01:02:12,217 Bye Bye. 1375 01:02:12,219 --> 01:02:13,485 Okay, where do I have to be? 1376 01:02:13,487 --> 01:02:19,624 That's nice the conference room Aren't you forgetting something? 1377 01:02:19,626 --> 01:02:20,862 What? 1378 01:02:23,063 --> 01:02:24,061 Oh my God. 1379 01:02:24,063 --> 01:02:24,762 Yeah. 1380 01:02:24,764 --> 01:02:27,164 Jonathan! I love you too! 1381 01:02:27,166 --> 01:02:28,166 Go. 1382 01:02:28,168 --> 01:02:28,934 You had me worried! 1383 01:02:28,936 --> 01:02:29,700 I'm so sorry! 1384 01:02:29,702 --> 01:02:31,103 It's all good We're new at this. 1385 01:02:31,105 --> 01:02:32,970 Yeah, oh I can see that. 1386 01:02:32,972 --> 01:02:34,039 Sigh. 1387 01:02:34,041 --> 01:02:35,039 Bye. 1388 01:02:35,041 --> 01:02:35,974 Bye. I love you! 1389 01:02:35,976 --> 01:02:36,974 Bye. Love you 1390 01:02:36,976 --> 01:02:40,979 Okay, bye! Bye. 1391 01:02:40,981 --> 01:02:42,546 Oh my God, I love him. 1392 01:02:42,548 --> 01:02:43,548 Get it together. 1393 01:02:43,550 --> 01:02:44,548 Okay. 1394 01:03:44,010 --> 01:03:46,644 Hey. 1395 01:03:46,646 --> 01:03:48,179 Are you sure Andy's okay with this? 1396 01:03:48,181 --> 01:03:50,182 I feel like I'm kicking him out. 1397 01:03:50,184 --> 01:03:51,215 You are. 1398 01:03:51,217 --> 01:03:55,554 Don't! You guys have lived together for so long 1399 01:03:55,556 --> 01:03:57,755 and here I come, moving in to your space. 1400 01:03:57,757 --> 01:03:58,757 It was his idea. 1401 01:03:58,759 --> 01:03:59,758 Really? 1402 01:03:59,760 --> 01:04:00,758 Yeah. 1403 01:04:00,760 --> 01:04:01,959 Awe. 1404 01:04:01,961 --> 01:04:05,296 But you know it is true what they say about people who move 1405 01:04:05,298 --> 01:04:08,233 before they get married it does wind up in divorce more. 1406 01:04:08,235 --> 01:04:10,168 Who said I was gonna marry you? 1407 01:04:10,170 --> 01:04:12,170 I just needed a bigger place than my apartment. 1408 01:04:12,172 --> 01:04:13,304 Ha ha ha. 1409 01:04:13,306 --> 01:04:16,240 That is, if you're okay with signing the prenup, so... 1410 01:04:16,242 --> 01:04:17,141 A prenup? 1411 01:04:17,143 --> 01:04:19,379 I'll have my lawyer call your lawyer! 1412 01:04:30,356 --> 01:04:35,526 You bastard. 1413 01:04:35,528 --> 01:04:36,561 What? 1414 01:04:36,563 --> 01:04:37,662 Where is it? 1415 01:04:37,664 --> 01:04:39,063 Where's what? 1416 01:04:39,065 --> 01:04:43,401 Your penis pump - the box of porn 1417 01:04:43,403 --> 01:04:47,139 Andy, you don't need that Come on! 1418 01:04:47,141 --> 01:04:49,474 You heartless son of a bitch! 1419 01:04:49,476 --> 01:04:52,443 I thought we were making progress, Andy. 1420 01:04:52,445 --> 01:05:01,485 Those are works of art! Fuck you. 1421 01:05:01,487 --> 01:05:02,487 Is he really? 1422 01:05:02,489 --> 01:05:03,487 Yup. 1423 01:05:03,489 --> 01:05:04,555 And you're not gonna? 1424 01:05:04,557 --> 01:05:06,594 Nope. 1425 01:05:20,239 --> 01:05:21,238 Uh, Mr. Steele. Hey. 1426 01:05:21,240 --> 01:05:22,240 It's Kevin. 1427 01:05:22,242 --> 01:05:24,608 Kevin What are you doing here? 1428 01:05:24,610 --> 01:05:26,478 And how'd you find out where I live? 1429 01:05:26,480 --> 01:05:27,479 I told him. 1430 01:05:27,481 --> 01:05:28,679 Oh. 1431 01:05:28,681 --> 01:05:29,780 I just wanted to come and personally 1432 01:05:29,782 --> 01:05:31,416 thank you for what you did. 1433 01:05:31,418 --> 01:05:32,516 It was nothing. 1434 01:05:32,518 --> 01:05:35,619 No, you put your job on the line you gave me a fighting 1435 01:05:35,621 --> 01:05:41,392 chance with my ex Bring it in, man! 1436 01:05:41,394 --> 01:05:44,229 This is, um, Mr.Kevin? 1437 01:05:44,231 --> 01:05:47,164 This is Jenna. 1438 01:05:47,166 --> 01:05:48,298 Kevin. Hi. Steele 1439 01:05:48,300 --> 01:05:50,367 Hello. I hear Mr. Lipman is taking good care of you? 1440 01:05:50,369 --> 01:05:52,405 Yes, he is. 1441 01:05:55,442 --> 01:05:56,775 He's the best lawyer in our office. 1442 01:05:56,777 --> 01:05:58,742 Next to you, of course. 1443 01:05:58,744 --> 01:06:02,414 Yes, but when your boyfriend could possibly be subpoenaed for 1444 01:06:02,416 --> 01:06:04,715 a blackmail case against a family member, you tend to 1445 01:06:04,717 --> 01:06:07,885 step aside and let someone else handle it. 1446 01:06:07,887 --> 01:06:10,287 You know, now that I've met you personally has anyone ever... 1447 01:06:10,289 --> 01:06:12,289 I know, I look like her. 1448 01:06:12,291 --> 01:06:19,697 No. Not in the least bit You are far more beautiful. 1449 01:06:19,699 --> 01:06:21,733 Kevin, you remember Andy? 1450 01:06:21,735 --> 01:06:23,601 Yeah, sure. 1451 01:06:23,603 --> 01:06:27,271 Hey, man what're you doing rummaging through the garbage? 1452 01:06:27,273 --> 01:06:29,641 I'm looking for Jonathan's box of porn that he threw out 1453 01:06:29,643 --> 01:06:33,845 because he's not in that phase anymore. And you know what? 1454 01:06:33,847 --> 01:06:37,315 They were all your masterpieces. 1455 01:06:37,317 --> 01:06:41,820 Well, on that note I've gotta run to AC. 1456 01:06:41,822 --> 01:06:44,523 I'm going to the AVN awards I'm nominated for 1457 01:06:44,525 --> 01:06:47,358 Best Male Performance in One Take. 1458 01:06:47,360 --> 01:06:50,162 That's right You've heard of that award? 1459 01:06:50,164 --> 01:06:54,900 Only one other actor's won it I would die to see you win it. 1460 01:06:54,902 --> 01:06:57,568 I think I just thought of a way for you to repay me. 1461 01:06:57,570 --> 01:06:59,306 Oh yeah. 1462 01:06:59,539 --> 01:07:01,173 Yeah? 1463 01:07:01,175 --> 01:07:02,941 Alright. 1464 01:07:02,943 --> 01:07:04,208 Yeah, sure. 1465 01:07:04,210 --> 01:07:06,577 Hey, why don't you come with me? 1466 01:07:06,579 --> 01:07:07,579 Wa, What, sorry? 1467 01:07:07,581 --> 01:07:10,215 Yeah, Why don't you put on some clean clothes 1468 01:07:10,217 --> 01:07:11,483 and get your ass in the 'vette? 1469 01:07:11,485 --> 01:07:12,583 Come on. 1470 01:07:12,585 --> 01:07:13,584 Are you shittin' me? 1471 01:07:13,586 --> 01:07:14,586 No! Come on! 1472 01:07:14,588 --> 01:07:15,586 You sure? 1473 01:07:15,588 --> 01:07:17,454 I'm positive. 1474 01:07:17,456 --> 01:07:18,456 Andy. 1475 01:07:18,458 --> 01:07:19,724 Do it. 1476 01:07:19,726 --> 01:07:25,829 I love you Come here Come here! 1477 01:07:25,831 --> 01:07:27,499 Thank you. 1478 01:07:27,501 --> 01:07:29,668 Don't mention it. 1479 01:07:29,670 --> 01:07:31,704 Yes! 1480 01:07:36,943 --> 01:07:40,811 Hey, listen can I change in the car? Listen, I know I stink but, 1481 01:07:40,813 --> 01:07:42,045 Yeah I'll keep the top down. 1482 01:07:42,047 --> 01:07:47,851 Come on I don't wanna miss the red carpet! We're running late! 1483 01:07:47,853 --> 01:07:48,920 It's gonna be great! 1484 01:07:48,922 --> 01:07:50,354 Alright. 1485 01:07:50,356 --> 01:07:52,289 Let's get going. 1486 01:07:52,291 --> 01:07:54,425 Wow, man It smells in here Were you fucking somebody? 1487 01:07:54,427 --> 01:07:58,429 Hey, man As often as I can As often as I can. 1488 01:07:58,431 --> 01:08:00,599 Nice, man. 1489 01:08:00,601 --> 01:08:02,300 Jonathan. 1490 01:08:02,302 --> 01:08:03,334 Yeah? 1491 01:08:03,336 --> 01:08:04,903 I think we need to take a break. 1492 01:08:04,905 --> 01:08:09,407 Okay. 1493 01:08:09,409 --> 01:08:13,845 You know being around all this porn stuff and the likes of 1494 01:08:13,847 --> 01:08:16,880 Kevin Steele kind of makes me hot. 1495 01:08:16,882 --> 01:08:17,915 Really? 1496 01:08:17,917 --> 01:08:20,751 Mmhmm. 1497 01:08:20,753 --> 01:08:25,423 I want you to come inside and see something you've 1498 01:08:25,425 --> 01:08:27,925 never seen before in the daylight. 1499 01:08:27,927 --> 01:08:29,326 Uh, 1500 01:08:29,328 --> 01:08:30,894 what is that? 1501 01:08:30,896 --> 01:08:33,934 My tattoo. 1502 01:08:38,505 --> 01:08:40,405 I don't believe it I'm so excited! 1503 01:08:40,407 --> 01:08:41,772 You think you can get me laid? 1504 01:08:41,774 --> 01:08:44,843 Ah, yeah I can get you anything you want, What are you into? 1505 01:08:44,845 --> 01:08:46,510 blond, brunette, redhead? 1506 01:08:46,512 --> 01:08:49,313 Yeah, baby! I love everything! I just wanna get laid! 1507 01:08:49,315 --> 01:08:52,951 Alright, Andy, hang on man! We're going to AC! 1508 01:08:52,953 --> 01:08:55,553 Oh yeah, baby, woo! 1509 01:09:39,966 --> 01:09:42,666 Mr. Steele, how does it feel to be the second adult film star 1510 01:09:42,668 --> 01:09:45,602 to win this award for your role in the "Get Harder" series? 1511 01:09:45,604 --> 01:09:49,406 Ya Good question as you know it takes a lot of concentration 1512 01:09:49,408 --> 01:09:54,379 to get it right and Oh ha ha ha 1513 01:09:54,381 --> 01:09:56,380 Louise! 1514 01:09:56,382 --> 01:09:57,514 Mr. Steele? 1515 01:09:57,516 --> 01:10:00,818 Hold that thought! Yeah? I'm sorry It takes a lot of 1516 01:10:00,820 --> 01:10:03,754 concentration to get it right in one take I mean as you know, in 1517 01:10:03,756 --> 01:10:06,090 that scene there were three women, a gun in one hand a 1518 01:10:06,092 --> 01:10:09,460 rake in the other and it was a pivotal point in the film where 1519 01:10:09,462 --> 01:10:11,062 the character's going through a lot of demons. 1520 01:10:11,064 --> 01:10:12,263 That's great. 1521 01:10:12,265 --> 01:10:14,598 And the women in that scene were brilliant I have to say 1522 01:10:14,600 --> 01:10:15,633 That's Kevin Steele, come on. 1523 01:10:15,635 --> 01:10:17,000 It was a pleasure interviewing you Mr. Steele 1524 01:10:17,002 --> 01:10:18,635 Thank you very much, Paula 1525 01:10:18,637 --> 01:10:19,736 Mr. Steele 1526 01:10:19,738 --> 01:10:23,474 Hey, how you doing guys? Nice to see you, You are? 1527 01:10:23,476 --> 01:10:26,977 Jim Bosnin - Henry Acker. 1528 01:10:26,979 --> 01:10:29,113 Oh, uh you're lawyers? 1529 01:10:29,115 --> 01:10:30,882 We were lawyers. 1530 01:10:30,884 --> 01:10:33,985 I'm a little confused here Jenna Casey told me Bob Lipman 1531 01:10:33,987 --> 01:10:35,986 was going to be handling my case directly. 1532 01:10:35,988 --> 01:10:38,123 Given the sensitivity of your complaint against 1533 01:10:38,125 --> 01:10:43,660 Arrowhead Investment... holy mother of monkey shit balls... 1534 01:10:43,662 --> 01:10:44,928 What? 1535 01:10:44,930 --> 01:10:47,165 It's Amber Lynn. 1536 01:10:47,167 --> 01:10:48,732 She kinda looks like Jenna. 1537 01:10:48,734 --> 01:10:49,767 Casey? 1538 01:10:49,769 --> 01:10:53,504 No way Jenna looks like Jenna. Right Hammer? 1539 01:10:53,506 --> 01:10:57,409 Hammer... Hammer! Who's right? Me or Hank? 1540 01:10:57,411 --> 01:10:59,576 Come on. 1541 01:10:59,578 --> 01:11:00,577 Hank. 1542 01:11:00,579 --> 01:11:01,778 Get the fuck outta here. 1543 01:11:01,780 --> 01:11:05,482 No Jenna looks like Jenna she does not look like Amber Lynn. 1544 01:11:05,484 --> 01:11:07,885 Holy shit she's coming over here right now, isn't she? 1545 01:11:07,887 --> 01:11:08,919 Hey, Kevin! 1546 01:11:08,921 --> 01:11:09,987 Hey, Amber! 1547 01:11:09,989 --> 01:11:11,488 Congratulations on your award! 1548 01:11:11,490 --> 01:11:13,124 Thank you. Thank you very much. 1549 01:11:13,126 --> 01:11:15,893 Did you meet the new guys Jim and Henry? 1550 01:11:15,895 --> 01:11:16,928 We are big fans of yours. 1551 01:11:16,930 --> 01:11:18,897 No, we're not I mean, yes we are. 1552 01:11:18,899 --> 01:11:20,831 It's just that I don't usually watch your movies 1553 01:11:20,833 --> 01:11:22,066 I'm sure you do a fantastic job. 1554 01:11:22,068 --> 01:11:22,866 Are you okay? 1555 01:11:22,868 --> 01:11:24,501 Well, I'm okay I'm okay. I'm just... 1556 01:11:24,503 --> 01:11:25,736 He seems a little nervous. 1557 01:11:25,738 --> 01:11:26,737 He's a little nervous 1558 01:11:26,739 --> 01:11:27,805 It's okay. 1559 01:11:27,807 --> 01:11:29,607 You know what he's got a little pent up frustration 1560 01:11:29,609 --> 01:11:32,009 He doesn't always sound like Rain Man. 1561 01:11:32,011 --> 01:11:36,680 No, actually I gotta go I.. I owe my mom a call. 1562 01:11:36,682 --> 01:11:38,148 Mom? Mommy? 1563 01:11:38,150 --> 01:11:39,016 Just say mommy. 1564 01:11:39,018 --> 01:11:41,218 Hank Hank Hank! Hank! Come on! No. Oh 1565 01:11:41,220 --> 01:11:43,220 Jesus Christ I'm sorry I'm so sorry. 1566 01:11:43,222 --> 01:11:46,624 So I overheard you guys saying that somebody here looks like me 1567 01:11:46,626 --> 01:11:47,857 No, no. 1568 01:11:47,859 --> 01:11:51,862 There's a woman in his office who he thinks looks like Jenna. 1569 01:11:51,864 --> 01:11:54,799 But Henry and I think Jenna looks more like you. 1570 01:11:54,801 --> 01:11:56,067 Okay, first of all Jenna looks like Jenna 1571 01:11:56,069 --> 01:11:58,202 she does not look like... 1572 01:11:58,204 --> 01:12:01,108 Who's Jenna? 1573 01:12:19,926 --> 01:12:21,929 Just one more question. 1574 01:12:25,798 --> 01:12:28,569 Say Hello, to my little friend. 1575 01:12:35,175 --> 01:12:37,543 You're gonna need a bigger bra. 1576 01:12:41,046 --> 01:12:42,714 I am big. 1577 01:12:42,716 --> 01:12:44,952 It's the pictures that got smaller. 1578 01:12:49,823 --> 01:12:53,026 Delivery two large sausage pies. 1579 01:12:53,260 --> 01:12:54,659 Well I don't know one of my 1580 01:12:54,661 --> 01:12:56,126 one of my eight maids a milkin' 1581 01:12:56,128 --> 01:12:57,594 backed out ya we're shootin' the 1582 01:12:57,596 --> 01:12:58,763 12 Lays of Christmas. 1583 01:12:58,765 --> 01:12:59,897 I don't know what my account 1584 01:12:59,899 --> 01:13:01,031 Ms. Lynn is ready for you now. 1585 01:13:01,033 --> 01:13:02,733 Oh thank you. 1586 01:13:02,735 --> 01:13:03,867 God is this brilliant! 1587 01:13:03,869 --> 01:13:05,102 Who thought of this? 1588 01:13:05,104 --> 01:13:07,671 This guy is like the Scorsese 1589 01:13:07,673 --> 01:13:09,139 of the porn industry. 1590 01:13:09,141 --> 01:13:11,543 Excuse me Ms.Lynn is ready for you now 1591 01:13:11,545 --> 01:13:14,012 Oh thank you the rake! Brilliant! 1592 01:13:14,014 --> 01:13:16,281 This guy is brilliant! I'm tellin' 1593 01:13:16,283 --> 01:13:18,982 I am working with the DW Griffith 1594 01:13:18,984 --> 01:13:20,151 of the porn industry. 1595 01:13:20,153 --> 01:13:21,152 You're the best! 1596 01:13:21,154 --> 01:13:23,120 Listen when I'm down there ya, I'm gonna be 1597 01:13:23,122 --> 01:13:25,924 down there shootin the "I'm Harder" series 1598 01:13:25,926 --> 01:13:28,159 "I'm Harder with a Vengeance" yeah... 1599 01:13:28,161 --> 01:13:30,027 Alright great great great 1600 01:13:30,029 --> 01:13:32,733 Hey Amber! We got the hockey stick! 1601 01:13:35,453 --> 01:13:40,453 Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org 116172

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