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Oh, I got grape juice
on my silky jacket.
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Oh, hello,
I didn'’t see you there.
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Welcome to another episode
of Elmer Fudd'’s
Literwawy Cwassics.
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I'’m your host, Elmer Fudd.
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[LAUGHING]
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Today'’s folk tale was
considered by many to be
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the greatest love story
of all time.
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It'’s actually
the second greatest.
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The greatest love story is
between me and my wava lamp.
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Oh, I love you wava lamp.
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Look at your colorful bubbles
floating up and down.
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No, the love story
I'’m talking about
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starts here in the jungle.
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and it concerns two boys
who fell for the same girl.
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The first boy was the greedy
king of the jungle, King Thes.
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[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
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♪ What a great party
What a great feast
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♪ Everybody worshiping
And loving this beast
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♪ I got all these great gifts
Just for being King
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♪ If I want it, its mine
I'’ve got every single thing ♪
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ELMER: The other boy was
King Thes'’ pwo wowey servant
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the good-natured Porky Pig.
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♪ What a great party
So many great friends
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♪ But, now it'’s time
To work now that the fun
Has reached its end
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♪ This place
Won'’t clean itself
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♪ it'’s not right
To leave a mess ♪
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♪ I'’m sorry I don'’t clean
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♪ have you forgotten
I'’m King Thes ♪
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♪ '’Cause if we ever
Have this place to be clean
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♪ We gotta pick up what'’s left
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♪ So, let'’s clean up
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♪ I really cleaned up
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♪ We gotta clean up this trash
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♪ Pick up everything
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♪ I clean up with this loot
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♪ Because I am the King
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[BOTH SINGING]
♪ We both clean up
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♪ Tonight
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[DRUM ROLL]
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ELMER: The King
and his servant
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couldn'’t agree on anything.
[LIGHT TURNS ON]
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That is, until she walked in.
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ELMER: [LAUGHING]
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[GASPS]
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Ooh!
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[GULPS] Ah!
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♪ I'’m just cleaning up
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♪ Just cleaning up
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♪ And in walks the most
beautiful[STAMMERS] girl
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♪ The most beautiful girl
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♪ In this part
Of the[STAMMERS] world
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♪ I just cleaned up
Got all the stuff I want
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♪ When who walks up
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♪ But the most beautiful girl
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♪ The most beautiful girl
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♪ In my
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♪ Part of the world ♪
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ELMER: Dazzled by her
delectable demeanor
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the two immediately
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began competing
for her affection.
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-♪ I think you--
-♪ Dropped this
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♪ It dropped
On this guy'’s face
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♪ And I picked it up
And gave it to you
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[BOTH SINGING]
♪ Would you like
To go out with me?
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BOTH: You?
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♪ You'’re just
A pig who'’s broke
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♪ Your possessions are a joke
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♪ You don'’t have
Anything to offer
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♪ There'’s only air
Inside your coffer
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♪ You'’re just
A king who'’s mean
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♪ Your gold'’s not worth
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♪ If you'’re selfish,
Cold and rude
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♪ Never in a happy mood
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[BOTH SINGING]
♪ You'’ll treat her poorly
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♪ And that'’s for sure
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♪ She deserves more
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♪ More than the poor life
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♪ You'’re ensuring she adores
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♪ It seems to me
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♪ We both agree To what this lovely lady needs
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♪ Me, me
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♪ Me!
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♪ Yes, I will go out with you
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♪ Both of you
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♪ I'’ll give
Both of you a chance
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♪ Forest, you'’ll find romance
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♪ One date in the morning
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♪ Another in the afternoon
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♪ And then I'’ll make my choice
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♪ By the warm light
Of the moon
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♪ Sorry to say this
And ruin your life
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♪ But, by the end of the day
That girl will be my wife
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♪ It'’s I who must apologize
To you, my King
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♪ But, by the end of the day
She will be wearing my ring
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♪ Tess will be mine
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♪ Tess will be mine
Wait I thought
Her name was Beth
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- ♪ It is Beth
-[STAMMERS] Beth?
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- ♪ Beth
-♪ Are we both saying
The same thing here, Beth?
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♪ Beth, Beth, Beth, Beth!
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♪ My name is Petunia
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♪ Oh so I was kinda right
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♪ See you tomorrow
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♪ And I'’ll see you
later tomorrow
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♪ I hope you like losing
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♪ '’Cause that'’s what
You'’re gonna do
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♪ You'’re gonna lose her
Like you losing, losing loser
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[GRUNTING]
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♪ Um, can you help me
With this? ♪
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[FLUSHING]
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
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And so it was set.
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Petunia would go on a date
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with both, King Thes and Porky
so each would have a chance
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to show her why they were
deserving of her wove.
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It'’s not unlike the day
I saw my wava lamp
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at the store for only $14.95.
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You were on sale, weren'’t you,
you wovely wava lamp.
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Anyway, Petunia would go out
with King Thes in the morning
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Porky in the afternoon
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and give her answer at night,
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which is when my wava lamp
shines brightest.
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♪ It'’s a lovely day
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♪ Made even more beautiful
Because of you
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♪ And the beauty you cast
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♪ Upon me
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It is a lovely day.
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♪ Autumn time
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♪ Such good, crisp weather
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-♪ Don'’t need a jacket
-♪ And so we got a sweater ♪
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♪ The moon is high
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♪ And the pumpkins
are ripening ♪
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♪ Sometimes I find scarecrows
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♪ Frightening ♪
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♪ I must say
I'’m very surprised
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♪ Of how sweet
You'’re being to me
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♪ Telling me I look lovely ♪
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♪ Oh that
I was talking
To the gold coins
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♪ But, if you marry me
You too will have
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♪ All the lovely gold coins
You could imagine
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♪ We could travel the world
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♪ Have adventures
You'’ve only dreamed of
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♪ I am King
And you could be my Queen
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♪ Can Porky offer you
Anything this alluring? ♪
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KING THES: [GRUNTS]
I'’m [STAMMERS] so sorry.
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♪ Isn'’t it time
For our date? ♪
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♪ I guess Porky can
Give you something ♪
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A mud bath.
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♪You should clean yourself up
You look terrible ♪
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Can you help me with this?
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ELMER: Petunia was entwanced
by the king.
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Can you blame her? He'’s rich for crying out loud.
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Poor Porky had his work
cut out for him.
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♪ It'’s a lovely day
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♪ With a lovely lady ♪
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♪ It'’s lovely
To be treated so lovely
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♪ By such a lovely guy
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♪ Thes can be so mean
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- ♪ Selfish and petty ♪
-♪ So, not lovely
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♪ Then why do you choose
To date him? ♪
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♪ He is the King after all
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♪ His life has
So much opportunity
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♪ I could grow
Accustomed to that life ♪
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♪ I could make a good life
For you too
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♪ It wouldn'’t be a rich life
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[BOTH SINGING]
♪ But, it would be
A lovely life
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♪ Lovely ♪
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♪ Lovely ♪
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♪ It would be lovely ♪
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ELMER: The two were
getting along swimmingly.
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But, before Porky had
a chance to tell Petunia
how he felt
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The jealous king appeared
and ruined their wove fest.
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♪ The date is coming to an end
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♪ Day is turning into night
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♪ And I'’m not giving up
My lady without a fight
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♪ I challenge you
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♪ Why would you
Want him anyway?
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♪ I'’ve got everything
And this guy'’s got nothing
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♪ I'’ve got money
I'’ve got riches
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♪ Which is weight
On my bridges
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♪ I'’ve got silver
I'’ve got gold
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♪ I store silver
In my gold boats
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♪ I'’ve cars could take you far
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♪ And arms to hold you near
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♪ But, this guy
Ain'’t got nothing
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♪ And that is oh so clear ♪
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I also actually have crystals.
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♪ It'’s true I don'’t have money
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♪ I'’m not handsome, smart
Or funny
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♪ I don'’t have cars
Or planes or, boats
Or a castle with a moat
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♪ There'’s not
A single thing I own
That I could recite
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♪ And yet I have amassed
All the finer things in life
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♪ I have moonlight
I have kindness
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♪ I have sunshine get the gist?
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-♪And I also have a mouth
-♪And you also have a mouth
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BOTH: ♪ That'’s filled with King Thes'’ fist ♪
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♪ Then I guess it looks like
This row boat is
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- ♪ For me
-♪ Hey, that'’s my boat ♪
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♪ I need some time to think
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♪ I'’ll see you later tonight
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♪ With my decision ♪
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ELMER: The two had no idea
who she would choose
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They swan ashore
to await their fate.
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♪ I'’ve made my choice
It'’s time you know
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♪ The one with which my heart
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♪ Will go ♪
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♪ Petunia'’s my gal, not yours
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♪ I own her dress, her back Her shoes her pearls
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♪ She will be my wife
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♪ Legally bound
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♪ You knew it from the start ♪
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♪ You may own all those things Around her
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♪ But, it'’s
I who own her heart
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♪ Petunia'’s my gal, it'’s true
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♪ She likes that I am
Kind of sweet
And most of all not you
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♪ In me she'’s found
A mate for life
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♪ Despite your riches
That are so big
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♪ You may be
King of the Jungle
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♪ But, she left you
For a[STAMMERS] pig ♪
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♪ So, it'’s me, right?
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-♪ No, I'’m sure it'’s me
-♪ Me ♪
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-♪ Me ♪
-PETUNIA: Me!
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I choose me!
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BOTH: Huh?
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♪ I mean, look at you two
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♪ This isn'’t about me anymore
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♪ It'’s just about you
And your silly competition
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♪ I don'’t need either of you
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♪ And neither of you
Are worthy of me
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♪ I'’m better off on my own
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-♪ I will take this though ♪
-[COINS CHINKING]
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[SLOW PIANO MUSIC PLAYING]
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♪ I guess we lost sight
Of what mattered the most
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♪ We were wrapped up
In all of our strife
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♪ So, now we have lost
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♪ The most important thing
In life ♪
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Gold?
No.
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Hmm.
[STAMMERS] ♪ Love ♪
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Love of gold?
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I'’m just joking.
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♪ '’Cause if we ever
Wanna find true love
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♪ We must clean up our act
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[BOTH SINGING]
♪Let'’s clean up
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♪ Let'’s get cleaned up
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♪ We need to clean up
Our fronts
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♪ And clean up our backs
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♪ And also clean up
Both of our acts
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♪ Let'’s clean up
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♪ Our acts ♪
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You first.
[STAMMERS] No, you.
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Yeah, no, you.
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Well, it looks like no one
got the girl at the end.
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Or, did they?
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Ready to go cutie?
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Listen, you can only date
a wava lamp for so long.
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[LAUGHS]
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