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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
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Welcome back.
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Huh? Clovenhoof. Let me guess.
Another crazy experiment?
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[SQUEAKING]
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Who is this?
This is Clovenhoof.
He's a real screwball.
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He's always inventing stuff
that never really works.
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So what are you up to
this time, huh?
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Today I need your help testing
out my new age machine.
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Age machine? What's that?
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Well, with this device I can
convert us to any age I want,
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past, present or future.
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You can re-experience
the greatest moments
of your life. [LAUGHS]
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-Here, allow me
to demonstrate.
-Clovenhoof, don't, no, no.
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-[BUGS EXCLAIMING]
-[ZAPPING]
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Oh, looks like my age machine
brought us back
to when we were babies.
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[BABBLING]
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Is that smell you or me?
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Well, being a baby
ain't so bad.
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Just look at these
cute little hooves.
[GURGLING]
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Oh, that is just disgusting.
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Well, if it isn't
my first robot.
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Nothing beats my auto baby
bottle buddy.
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Ugh, yuck!
Get that baby bottle
out of my mouth.
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Well, actually... [SUCKING]
That's not half bad.
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With the age machine,
you'll still be you,
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but you might find yourself
with some urges from that age.
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[CRYING]
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Excuse me, a little help.
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[BOTH GRUNTING]
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How did you get your head
stuck in there?
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Oh, it was an accident.
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Well, let's get you out
of here before
I have an accident.
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In my pants.
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Now give me that remote.
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-Mine! Mine!
-Give me, give me!
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[ZAPPING]
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[LAUGHS]
The awkward teen years.
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-And we're at
the middle school dance.
-[RADIO STATIC BUZZING]
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RADIO ANNOUNCER: It's 4:15,
a quarter after the hour,
45 minutes before 5:00.
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Did you say something?
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No, I didn't say anything.
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I think I'm getting
some radio stations
through my headgear.
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RADIO ANNOUNCER: And no
for the weather on the ones.
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It's cold out there.
You may want a jacket
if you're headed out for...
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[SQUEAKING]
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No, I'm not gonna go
over there and ask that girl
if she likes you.
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[SQUEAKING]
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Ah, looks like someone's
becoming a man.
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[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING
OVER RADIO]
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Oh, come on.
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[GRUNTING]
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Oh, no.
It appears that the young lady
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Squeaks is interested in
is coming over this way.
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-[SQUEAKS WHIMPERING]
-Oh, and she's bringing
her girlfriends.
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[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING
OVER RADIO]
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I don't know how to talk
to a girl. What do I do?
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Press the button and
get us out of here before
we die of embarrassment.
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[ZAPPING]
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Hey, we're high school aged
but why are we
dressed like this?
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[GRUNTING]
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[CRASHING]
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Oh, no, the remote is
all the way down the field.
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-[GASPS]
-[GROWLING]
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It appears we'll have to play
the game to get the remote.
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Great idea, Doc.
I'll call the play.
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Twenty-five, 47.
Red Omaha. Red Omaha.
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I'm Red Omaha. Yee-haw!
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Get out of here.
I'm calling a play here. Hike!
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[CLOVENHOOF SCREAMING]
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I did it. I got the remote
and I made a home run.
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No, it's a touchdown, Doc.
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Now push the button
so we can get back
to our actual age.
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[GRUNTING]
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[SQUEAKING]
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BUGS: Squeaks, now's not
the time to celebrate.
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We gotta get out of here.
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[GRUNTING]
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[PLAYERS GRUNTING]
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[ZAPPING]
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Oh, no, we're so old.
You zapped us into old age.
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-[SHOUTS] What?
-I said, I think you took us
to the wrong age.
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You took us too far in time.
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Mime? Why would I wanna
see a mime? I hate mimes.
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All the white faces
and the pretending
to be in a box
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and the fake wind blowing.
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Time, time. We went too far,
and we're too old.
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Oh, no, you don't.
My programs are on.
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It's my time to watch the TV.
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Doc, that's not a remote
for the TV.
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Squeaks, come on,
help me get the remote back.
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Hey, why are you
eating dinner?
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It's 3:30 in the afternoon.
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[CLOVENHOOF GRUNTING]
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Hey, Doc, get back here.
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I hadn't gotten my chocolate
pudding yet.
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-[GRUNTS]
-Pudding.
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I'm not ready
to be this old yet.
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[TIRES SCREECHING]
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Must get pudding.
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[SQUEAKS]
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Pudding.
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Almost gotcha.
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Hey, you.
Don't hog the pudding.
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[GROANING] Pudding.
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[GRUNTING]
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En garde!
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Get your own pudding!
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Give me that remote. Bingo!
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It's time for bingo?
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No, it's time
to get us out of here.
[BEEPS]
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[ZAPPING]
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-We did it.
We're back to normal.
-Aw.
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Let's make sure
this doesn't happen again.
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[GLASS BREAKING]
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But what about me?
I'm still a baby.
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Well, two out of three
ain't bad.
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But I don't wanna be a baby.
[WAILING]
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Well, that's one way
to get in touch
with your inner child.
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PORKY: Boy, this is a very
important mission to Mars.
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ROBOT: You can say that again.
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We've got to deliver
this transmitter to
Martian soil.
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I gotta admit,
I'm a bit ner... [STAMMERS]
I'm anxious.
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Don't worry, sir. We have
clear skies for lift-off.
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[PANTS] Whew!
This small budget flight
to Hawaii is taking forever.
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Hey, that little puppy
ought to get me there faster.
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Well, here we go.
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Aloha!
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[CLANGING]
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-Thanks for taking my bags,
bellboy. Mahalo!
-Huh?
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So long, Earth.
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Hello... Ma... Ma...
[STAMMERS]
Outer space.
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-Aloha!
-Huh
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Yeah, no peanuts,
just a pillow and a blanket,
please.
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Yeah, but this isn't
an airplane.
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It's a... [STAMMERS] A rocket!
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[EXCLAIMING]
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[SNORING]
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[YAWNS]
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Slept through
the entire flight.
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Now, let's take a look
at those Hawaiian beaches.
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Did I miss
my connecting flight?
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Eeh, [STAMMERS] that's what
I was trying to tell you.
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This isn't an airplane,
it's a rocket ship.
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Now quit messing around
and activate
your gravity boots.
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Like this?
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[CRASHES]
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Hey, I'm floating. [WHOOPING]
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I'm flying. I'm a bird!
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00:07:06,817 --> 00:07:08,602
Hey, get down from there
this minute.
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There's a protocol
we have to... [STAMMERS]
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Just get down!
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Boy, all this
aimless floating
is making me peckish.
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Order up.
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Stop,
you're ruining everything!
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Well, I know
when I'm not welcome.
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I'll just show myself out.
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Wait! Open that and we might
get sucked into space.
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[TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING]
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[GASPING]
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You know, you're right.
We opened that and we did
get sucked into space.
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Well, at least the mess
is cleaned up.
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[GASPS] The transmitter flew
out of the airlock.
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Well, I think it looks better
out there.
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But it's supposed to be
on Ma... [STAMMERS]
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On that little red planet.
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Oh, you're never gonna get it
all the way over there.
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Well, I've got to.
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[VOCALIZING THEME FROM
2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY]
170
00:08:06,094 --> 00:08:07,835
Got the transmitter, Mr. Duck.
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00:08:07,922 --> 00:08:11,055
Now, give it to me so I can
take it back to the ship.
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00:08:11,142 --> 00:08:13,580
Hey, let's play
piggy in the middle.
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00:08:13,667 --> 00:08:16,931
Mr. Duck, stop it.
This is no time for games.
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[GASPS] Be careful with that.
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This is a multi-million dollar
piece of equipment.
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Really? This piece of junk
costs a million bucks?
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[SPUTTERING]
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[GRUNTS] I got it, I got it.
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Now, to float back
to the ship.
180
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[GASPS] My power cord.
[SCREAMS] Help!
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Don't worry, buddy.
I'll save ya.
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Just float right there.
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[DOOR SLAMS]
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Oh, no! [SCREAMING]
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Okay, Daffy, you can do this.
186
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No, probably not. Easy now.
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Careful, careful.
188
00:09:01,453 --> 00:09:03,194
Careful.
189
00:09:03,760 --> 00:09:06,154
Careful.
190
00:09:06,241 --> 00:09:08,896
[GRUNTING]
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Where'd I go?
192
00:09:19,428 --> 00:09:21,778
We're way off course.
Earth is all the way
over there,
193
00:09:21,865 --> 00:09:23,563
and Mars is
all the way over there!
194
00:09:23,650 --> 00:09:27,262
Captain's log, stardate
189.2, carry the one.
195
00:09:27,349 --> 00:09:31,745
The pig has pointed out
that we're further from
our goal than anticipated.
196
00:09:31,832 --> 00:09:35,313
Fortunately,
I'm an experienced
star captain.
197
00:09:35,400 --> 00:09:37,707
And I know exactly what to do.
198
00:09:38,447 --> 00:09:39,970
Panic!
199
00:09:40,057 --> 00:09:41,624
[SCREAMING]
200
00:09:43,887 --> 00:09:46,237
Quick. Which
one of these buttons
that takes us back to Earth?
201
00:09:46,324 --> 00:09:48,283
Never mind.
I'll just press them all.
202
00:09:50,677 --> 00:09:54,419
We're going too fast.
We gotta... [STAMMERS]
Slow down!
203
00:09:54,506 --> 00:09:56,465
Hands off, mister.
204
00:09:56,552 --> 00:09:59,076
We're going back to Earth.
205
00:09:59,163 --> 00:10:01,165
No, we're not.
We're going to Mars.
206
00:10:01,252 --> 00:10:02,732
-Earth.
-Mars.
207
00:10:02,819 --> 00:10:04,560
DAFFY: Earth.
PORKY: Mars.
208
00:10:04,647 --> 00:10:06,388
[BOTH REPEATING]
209
00:10:08,999 --> 00:10:11,132
[EMERGENCY ALARM BLARING]
210
00:10:11,219 --> 00:10:12,481
[BOTH SCREAMING]
211
00:10:23,231 --> 00:10:27,365
Mission accom... [STAMMERS]
I did it.
212
00:10:27,452 --> 00:10:29,803
So this is Mars, huh?
213
00:10:29,890 --> 00:10:32,632
Meh, I'm bored.
Well, back to Earth.
214
00:10:32,719 --> 00:10:34,416
Thanks for nothing, Mars.
215
00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:38,202
Hey! You can't leave me here.
216
00:10:39,029 --> 00:10:40,596
Uh... Huh.
217
00:10:40,683 --> 00:10:42,903
You know what? I'd rather be
all alone on Mars
218
00:10:42,990 --> 00:10:45,296
than back on the ship
with that crazy duck.
219
00:10:45,383 --> 00:10:46,646
You can say that again.
220
00:10:46,733 --> 00:10:48,343
I guess I can handle
one alien.
221
00:10:48,430 --> 00:10:50,301
-You can say that again.
-[YELPS]
222
00:10:50,388 --> 00:10:51,433
You can say that again.
223
00:10:51,520 --> 00:10:52,782
[YELLS]
224
00:10:52,869 --> 00:10:54,958
ALL: You can say that again.
225
00:10:55,045 --> 00:10:56,743
[SCREAMING]
226
00:10:56,830 --> 00:10:58,701
PORKY: Boy, it looks like
I'm in a real jam.
227
00:10:58,788 --> 00:11:00,007
A space jam.
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