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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,913 --> 00:00:02,045 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 2 00:00:19,149 --> 00:00:21,456 PORKY: Many thanks. Much obliged, ma'am. 3 00:00:21,543 --> 00:00:23,545 -[MUNCHING] -[RADIO CRACKLES] 4 00:00:23,632 --> 00:00:26,939 CHIEF: Officer Horace. Officer Horace. Come in, Horace. 5 00:00:27,027 --> 00:00:29,116 What is it, Chief? 6 00:00:29,203 --> 00:00:30,769 CHIEF: There's a rogue duck squatting in the mall fountain. 7 00:00:30,856 --> 00:00:33,163 -Get him out of there. -You got it, Chief 8 00:00:33,250 --> 00:00:35,426 -[RADIO CRACKLES] -Hey, Porky, you think you could take care of this one? 9 00:00:35,513 --> 00:00:38,299 Uh, but I just started to eat. 10 00:00:38,386 --> 00:00:40,779 Look, Porky, I'm bigger than you, okay? 11 00:00:40,866 --> 00:00:45,219 And because I'm bigger than you, I need more food than you. Capisce? 12 00:00:45,306 --> 00:00:46,916 [STAMMERING] 13 00:00:47,003 --> 00:00:49,658 [SIGHS] Sure thing, Horace. 14 00:00:49,745 --> 00:00:52,748 Thanks, Porky. Hey, you got this, okay? 15 00:00:52,835 --> 00:00:54,445 PORKY: Keep an eye on my food for me. 16 00:00:54,532 --> 00:00:56,882 Hmm. Mmm-hmm. 17 00:00:56,969 --> 00:01:00,277 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 18 00:01:00,364 --> 00:01:03,715 Move along, everyone. Nothin' to see here. 19 00:01:03,802 --> 00:01:05,674 Excuse me, Mr. D... [STAMMERING] 20 00:01:05,761 --> 00:01:09,504 Shh! Do you mind? My stories are on. 21 00:01:09,591 --> 00:01:12,985 -[SAD MUSIC PLAYING ON TV] -I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. 22 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:15,205 Can it wait until the commercials? 23 00:01:15,292 --> 00:01:18,121 I think Ronaldo is about to confess. 24 00:01:18,208 --> 00:01:21,603 -Hey! -I'm sorry, Mr. Duck, but you leave me no choice. 25 00:01:21,690 --> 00:01:23,648 [MUSIC STOPS] 26 00:01:23,735 --> 00:01:27,478 Whoo! That ending was a real shocker. Whoo-hoo! 27 00:01:27,565 --> 00:01:29,437 [GIGGLING] Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! 28 00:01:29,524 --> 00:01:32,004 -Get back here! -Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! 29 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:35,095 -You have to leave now. -What's the rush? 30 00:01:35,182 --> 00:01:38,098 DAFFY: You gotta stop and pamper yourself every once in a while. 31 00:01:38,185 --> 00:01:41,188 Now you just sit there and I'll make you beautiful. 32 00:01:41,275 --> 00:01:45,017 [GASPS] Looks like I spoke too soon. You're perfect. 33 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:46,932 [MUFFLED] My face is down here. 34 00:01:47,019 --> 00:01:48,630 Oops, my mistake. 35 00:01:50,501 --> 00:01:53,417 Yeesh! Looks like I've got my work cut out for me. 36 00:01:53,504 --> 00:01:55,811 Let's see. Gonna need a lot of foundation. 37 00:01:55,898 --> 00:01:58,030 A little rouge, some lipstick... 38 00:01:58,118 --> 00:01:59,858 Man, you still look terrible. 39 00:01:59,945 --> 00:02:02,557 Wait a minute. I'm not left-handed. Whoo-hoo! 40 00:02:02,644 --> 00:02:06,169 Some eyeliner, bit of mascara, and voila! 41 00:02:06,256 --> 00:02:10,347 Hmm. Well, I tried. Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! 42 00:02:10,434 --> 00:02:13,045 [HORACE NEIGHING] 43 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:16,092 Well, well, well. What do we have here? 44 00:02:16,179 --> 00:02:20,575 You know, I happen to be a very important person around here. 45 00:02:20,662 --> 00:02:24,666 I'd be more than happy to show you around the place, if you'd like. 46 00:02:24,753 --> 00:02:27,538 Uh, Horace, it's me. Porky. 47 00:02:29,323 --> 00:02:33,588 This never happened. You hear me? 48 00:02:33,675 --> 00:02:36,025 Don't just sit there lookin' beautiful. Get outta here! 49 00:02:38,070 --> 00:02:40,943 This never happened. 50 00:02:41,030 --> 00:02:43,554 Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! 51 00:02:43,641 --> 00:02:46,383 -Yoo-hoo! -[GRUNTING] Ahhh! 52 00:02:46,470 --> 00:02:50,866 Oh. Baked honey ham. Don't mind if I do. 53 00:02:50,953 --> 00:02:54,391 [MACHINE HUMS AND DINGS] 54 00:02:56,480 --> 00:03:00,049 Phew. It was like an oven in there. 55 00:03:00,136 --> 00:03:03,008 Whoo, you weren't kiddin'. We've gotta cool your jets. 56 00:03:06,098 --> 00:03:07,491 This oughta do it. 57 00:03:08,449 --> 00:03:10,059 [GRUNTING] 58 00:03:12,279 --> 00:03:14,890 Ew. We need to whip you back into shape. 59 00:03:14,977 --> 00:03:16,152 Pop a squat. 60 00:03:16,239 --> 00:03:17,719 [GROANS] 61 00:03:17,806 --> 00:03:21,070 This massage is just what the ducktor ordered. 62 00:03:21,157 --> 00:03:23,028 Let's try the Finnish fold. 63 00:03:23,115 --> 00:03:24,943 [GROANING] 64 00:03:25,030 --> 00:03:27,555 Or maybe some Swedish slaps. 65 00:03:27,642 --> 00:03:29,470 [GRUNTING AND GROANING] 66 00:03:29,557 --> 00:03:31,472 -The Hungarian headlock. -[WHEEZING] 67 00:03:31,559 --> 00:03:33,604 How about the Turkish takedown? 68 00:03:33,691 --> 00:03:35,127 [SCREAMS] 69 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:37,608 -Ooh, I know. The Bronx boot. -[SHUDDERING] 70 00:03:37,695 --> 00:03:39,871 [SCREAMS AND GRUNTS] 71 00:03:39,958 --> 00:03:41,221 Feeling better? 72 00:03:41,308 --> 00:03:44,876 I'd feel better if you'd leave. 73 00:03:44,963 --> 00:03:48,097 I don't have time to listen to you drone on and on. 74 00:03:48,184 --> 00:03:50,317 -Speaking of drones. Whoo-hoo! -[ENGINE DRONING] 75 00:03:50,404 --> 00:03:51,361 [GRUNTS] 76 00:03:54,321 --> 00:03:57,933 Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! 77 00:03:58,020 --> 00:03:59,239 Whoo-hoo! 78 00:03:59,326 --> 00:04:01,110 -You're comin' with me. -No, I'm not. 79 00:04:01,197 --> 00:04:02,720 -What? -I said, "No, I'm not." 80 00:04:02,807 --> 00:04:04,244 Why not? 81 00:04:04,331 --> 00:04:06,246 -Because you're coming with me. -[SCREAMS] 82 00:04:06,333 --> 00:04:08,422 Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! 83 00:04:08,509 --> 00:04:10,859 -Watch out for the... -Whoo-hoo! 84 00:04:10,946 --> 00:04:13,340 -Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! -[PORKY SCREAMING] 85 00:04:13,427 --> 00:04:15,255 [SPLASHING] 86 00:04:15,994 --> 00:04:17,039 Whoo-hoo. 87 00:04:18,910 --> 00:04:22,174 -Ah! -Aha! Got you now. 88 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:26,483 Au contraire. Now I've got you. Whoo-hoo 89 00:04:26,570 --> 00:04:29,747 [BABBLING] 90 00:04:29,834 --> 00:04:33,316 -[MUMBLING] -Hey, you're a natural. 91 00:04:33,403 --> 00:04:35,405 [MUSIC PLAYING] 92 00:04:39,496 --> 00:04:42,020 [BABBLING] 93 00:04:42,107 --> 00:04:45,023 [GROANING] 94 00:04:45,110 --> 00:04:47,896 Time for the big finish. Whoo-hoo! 95 00:04:47,983 --> 00:04:53,554 Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! Just do what we do. Whoo-hoo! 96 00:04:53,641 --> 00:04:54,598 -[GROANS] -[MUSIC PLAYING] 97 00:05:04,913 --> 00:05:07,132 [BABBLING] Huh? 98 00:05:07,219 --> 00:05:09,091 [ALL CHEERING] 99 00:05:10,614 --> 00:05:12,529 Horace, what are you doing? 100 00:05:12,616 --> 00:05:15,750 What can I say? I have an appreciation for aquatic dancin'. 101 00:05:15,837 --> 00:05:18,143 Enough of this. We gotta get that... 102 00:05:18,230 --> 00:05:19,667 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 103 00:05:19,754 --> 00:05:21,669 I wouldn't wander off too far, gentlemen. 104 00:05:21,756 --> 00:05:24,019 You've got another show starting in 15 minutes. 105 00:05:24,106 --> 00:05:25,629 -[LAUGHING] -This is our big break. 106 00:05:26,891 --> 00:05:28,328 These two. 107 00:05:28,415 --> 00:05:31,461 The bigger they are, the harder they mall. 108 00:05:31,548 --> 00:05:34,159 Get it? [LAUGHS] 109 00:05:34,246 --> 00:05:38,468 This never happened. [GROANS] 110 00:05:43,734 --> 00:05:47,390 [DRUMS BEATING] 111 00:05:47,477 --> 00:05:49,479 [YELLS AND GRUNTS] 112 00:05:50,915 --> 00:05:53,483 [YELLS AND GRUNTS] 113 00:05:53,570 --> 00:05:57,531 Mama! Oh my! [SPEAKING SPANISH] 114 00:05:57,618 --> 00:06:00,838 I am Cal, the greatest gladiator in all of Rome. 115 00:06:00,925 --> 00:06:03,537 -The Colosseum is my zone. -[SCREAMING] 116 00:06:03,624 --> 00:06:06,191 -[THUDS] -[CLATTERING] 117 00:06:06,278 --> 00:06:09,238 -My Cal-zone. -[RUNNING FOOTSTEPS] 118 00:06:09,325 --> 00:06:11,153 [ALL GRUNT] 119 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:12,807 -Get out of my zone! -[ALL SCREAMING] 120 00:06:12,894 --> 00:06:14,504 Ahhh! [GRUNTS] 121 00:06:14,591 --> 00:06:16,637 This helmet, she saved my life. 122 00:06:16,724 --> 00:06:19,814 -Ahhh! -Boy, these Roman baths sure are refreshin'. 123 00:06:19,901 --> 00:06:22,251 I feel like a freshly laundered toga. 124 00:06:22,338 --> 00:06:25,863 What the... Hey, watch it with that thing. 125 00:06:25,950 --> 00:06:27,561 The impertinence. 126 00:06:27,648 --> 00:06:29,737 You must be my next opponent. 127 00:06:29,824 --> 00:06:32,783 Opponent? I'm just trying to walk across the park here. 128 00:06:32,870 --> 00:06:37,527 You are not in a park. You are in my zone. My Cal-zone! 129 00:06:37,614 --> 00:06:40,878 Actually, the Colosseum is a common area. 130 00:06:40,965 --> 00:06:45,100 -[DRUM ROLL] -Emperor, should he stay or should he go? 131 00:06:49,844 --> 00:06:51,367 [DRUM ROLL STOPS] 132 00:06:52,368 --> 00:06:53,978 He goes. He goes! 133 00:06:54,065 --> 00:06:56,372 -[AUDIENCE CHEERING] -Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! 134 00:06:56,459 --> 00:06:58,069 -[DRUMS BEATING] -Looks like I can go now, doc. 135 00:06:58,156 --> 00:06:59,767 If you just show me the way out, I... 136 00:06:59,854 --> 00:07:02,204 With pleasure. [GRUNTS] 137 00:07:02,291 --> 00:07:04,424 And he begins his swing. 138 00:07:04,511 --> 00:07:06,382 And it's a grand slam. 139 00:07:06,469 --> 00:07:08,079 [SCREAMS AND GRUNTS] 140 00:07:08,166 --> 00:07:10,342 Of course you knew. 141 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:13,911 This means ancient Roman war. 142 00:07:13,998 --> 00:07:16,653 -[GRUNTING] -[YAWNS] 143 00:07:16,740 --> 00:07:18,568 When is that cappuccino break? 144 00:07:18,655 --> 00:07:20,440 -[FANFARE] -Huh? 145 00:07:20,527 --> 00:07:23,443 I am Bugsis Bunnyus 146 00:07:23,530 --> 00:07:27,098 and I am here to reclaim my honor! 147 00:07:27,185 --> 00:07:33,104 What? You're back? No one reenters my Cal-zone. 148 00:07:33,191 --> 00:07:35,019 -[SCREAMS] -[GRUNTS] 149 00:07:35,106 --> 00:07:37,108 -Ciao, bella. -[GRUNTS] 150 00:07:37,195 --> 00:07:40,677 -Here. You dropped this. -Grazie, signore. 151 00:07:40,764 --> 00:07:43,332 Give it another shot. And try to focus this time. 152 00:07:43,419 --> 00:07:45,595 -[GRUNTS] -Oh, no, no, no. 153 00:07:45,682 --> 00:07:47,641 Put your weight into your back foot 154 00:07:47,728 --> 00:07:50,078 and really swing through it this time. 155 00:07:50,165 --> 00:07:52,384 Grazie.[GRUNTS] 156 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:54,125 -That's better. -Ouch. 157 00:07:54,212 --> 00:07:55,649 I think you're gettin' it. 158 00:07:55,736 --> 00:07:58,086 [GRUNTS] Time out. Time out. 159 00:07:58,173 --> 00:08:01,132 I think I need a riposo. 160 00:08:01,219 --> 00:08:03,004 Well, why didn't you say so? 161 00:08:03,091 --> 00:08:05,963 I got a bed set up for you right here. 162 00:08:06,050 --> 00:08:08,836 -Now, just close your eyes and rest your noodle. -Mmm. 163 00:08:08,923 --> 00:08:11,360 And off to dream land you'll go. 164 00:08:11,447 --> 00:08:13,362 Aw, he's already asleep. 165 00:08:13,449 --> 00:08:15,843 Didn't even wait for his lullaby. 166 00:08:15,930 --> 00:08:19,150 [SCREAMS AND GRUNTS] 167 00:08:19,237 --> 00:08:23,546 Where is that rabbit? [MUMBLING IN ITALIAN] 168 00:08:23,633 --> 00:08:25,113 -BUGS: There he is. -Huh? 169 00:08:25,200 --> 00:08:28,377 Our next contestant onRome's Got Talent, 170 00:08:28,464 --> 00:08:31,293 -the talent show where the next star of ancient Rome -[ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING] 171 00:08:31,380 --> 00:08:34,252 -is just waiting to be discovered. -[GRUNTS] 172 00:08:34,339 --> 00:08:36,211 [CROWD CHEERING] 173 00:08:36,298 --> 00:08:39,693 Yeah! Rome's Got Talent. I love this show. 174 00:08:39,780 --> 00:08:42,434 Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! He goes. He goes! 175 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:44,001 Wait, wait. Not yet. 176 00:08:44,088 --> 00:08:46,482 -But I have no talent. -Oh, come on, doc. 177 00:08:46,569 --> 00:08:50,181 Everyone's got talent. All's you gotta do is sing and dance. 178 00:08:50,268 --> 00:08:55,622 Then prepare yourselves for singing at a higher Cal-iber. 179 00:08:55,709 --> 00:08:57,928 [CROWD BOOING] 180 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:00,975 [CLEARS THROAT] 181 00:09:01,062 --> 00:09:03,717 ♪ I like my pasta 182 00:09:03,804 --> 00:09:06,415 ♪ Mostly linguini 183 00:09:06,502 --> 00:09:08,852 ♪ Serve it al dente 184 00:09:08,939 --> 00:09:11,594 ♪ Please make it creamy 185 00:09:11,681 --> 00:09:15,380 -See, you're a natural. Now try some dancing. -[TRUCK REVERSING] 186 00:09:15,467 --> 00:09:19,428 [SHRIEKS] ♪ I'm getting pinched by a bunch of crabs 187 00:09:19,515 --> 00:09:21,386 Ouch ♪ Don't go down there 188 00:09:21,473 --> 00:09:23,693 [YELPS] ♪ They went down there [YELPS] 189 00:09:23,780 --> 00:09:25,129 ♪ Oh, no 190 00:09:25,216 --> 00:09:27,610 ♪ These crabs are getting everywhere 191 00:09:27,697 --> 00:09:30,613 ♪ They're even in my derriere ♪ 192 00:09:30,700 --> 00:09:32,789 -Boy, he really hits the high notes. -[GRUNTS] 193 00:09:32,876 --> 00:09:34,748 [LAUGHING] 194 00:09:34,835 --> 00:09:36,184 [GRUNTS] 195 00:09:36,271 --> 00:09:39,230 Hey, look who's back. Mr. Crabby Pants. 196 00:09:39,317 --> 00:09:41,058 [GROWLS AND YELPS] 197 00:09:41,145 --> 00:09:43,931 I will get that coniglio. 198 00:09:44,018 --> 00:09:46,760 Time to get this pasta fazool back to Sorrento. 199 00:09:46,847 --> 00:09:48,544 -Where do you think you're going? -Hi-yah! 200 00:09:48,631 --> 00:09:50,894 -[HORSE WHINNYING] -Whoa! 201 00:09:50,981 --> 00:09:52,287 -[YELLING] -[BUGS EXCLAIMING] 202 00:09:52,853 --> 00:09:53,810 Whoa! 203 00:09:55,812 --> 00:09:57,597 -[GRUNTS] -Whoa! 204 00:09:59,207 --> 00:10:00,904 -[GRUNTS] -[WATER RUSHING] 205 00:10:00,991 --> 00:10:04,081 That's not good. [YELLS] 206 00:10:06,867 --> 00:10:09,043 ♪ There's a place in Rome [SCATTING] 207 00:10:09,130 --> 00:10:11,611 ♪ All the boys call home [SCATTING] 208 00:10:11,698 --> 00:10:13,961 ♪ There's a hole in the wall [SCATTING] 209 00:10:14,048 --> 00:10:15,876 -♪ Where you can Colosseum -[WOOD GROANING] 210 00:10:20,228 --> 00:10:23,840 Time for you to meet your maker. [YELLS] 211 00:10:23,927 --> 00:10:25,929 -Yikes! -[CATAPULT FIRING] 212 00:10:26,016 --> 00:10:28,062 [YELLING] 213 00:10:29,498 --> 00:10:32,457 -Incoming! -[SCREAMS] 214 00:10:32,544 --> 00:10:35,156 Stop! You're destroying the Colosseum! 215 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:38,812 [GRUNTS AND GROANS] 216 00:10:38,899 --> 00:10:42,816 And I love it! 217 00:10:42,903 --> 00:10:45,645 -[GIGGLING] Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! -[GRUNTS AND SCREAMS] 218 00:10:47,559 --> 00:10:48,952 [GRUNTS] 219 00:10:49,039 --> 00:10:51,172 [GIGGLING] Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! 220 00:10:51,259 --> 00:10:53,130 I goes! I goes! 221 00:10:55,045 --> 00:10:56,743 Rome wasn't built in a day... 222 00:10:56,830 --> 00:10:58,962 But it sure was destroyed in one. 223 00:10:59,049 --> 00:11:01,573 [GIGGLING] Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! 224 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:02,966 Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo. 16300