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[grunting]
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Stupid flag!
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It's been a little slow
around here,
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but I've got just the thing
to attract customers.
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And who doesn't like
their name in lights?
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[sparking]
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Is it too subtle?
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[Boscha]
Does subtle mean ugly?
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Hi Boscha! Hexsidians!
See anything you like?
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Ew! No. I'm just here
to take an ironic Penstagram
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next to your weird flashing
trash sign.
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It's not funny Boscha.
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What are you going to do?
Spit your human venom on me?
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You have venom?
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Quick, Luz,
start melting faces!
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Even if I could,
it's not worth it.
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You wouldn't understand
how to handle teens
like her.
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No, I'll show you what to do.
[grunts]
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You will tremble before me!
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Oh, he's so cute!
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How much?
I have to own him.
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You couldn't afford me, sister!
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Aw!
Aw!
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That's the incorrect reaction!
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[sniffs]
I smell an easy mark.
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[grunts] Hey, kid!
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Can I offer you the latest
fashions from...
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the human realm?
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‐Yeah, no.
‐[giggling]
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Well, I hate her.
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Yeah, teens can be sour,
but I'm a little sweetie.
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Look what I made you!
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[sparking]
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Luz!
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Did I spell something wrong?
Or did I spell something right?
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Stop that. You may be
forgetting something, Luz.
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I'm kinda... on the run!
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Remember?
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Every guard in town
would be at my doorstep
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if I had my name in lights.
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Well, I don't see anyone
right now.
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Maybe you're
just being paranoid.
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You're a powerful witch.
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Why hide when you can "poof"
all your problems away
with magic?
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What does Luz know
about problems anyway?
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All she has
is dumb teen drama!
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She doesn't understand
how hard some of us have it.
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You're pampered all day
like a dang baby.
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How hard is that life?
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Well, I don't know
if you realized,
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but I'm not a baby!
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Then why are you
screaming like one?
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My life
is a living nightmare!
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Well, there's only
one thing to do
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when friends can't see
eye to eye.
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Hug each other
till we pass out?
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Fight to the death!
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Pfft, no.
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Body swap!
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Are you sure
you don't shoot venom?
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[theme music playing]
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I love a good body swap.
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It's like demonic possession
with the ones you love.
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We're doing that?
That's possible?
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This is just like my favorite
early 2000s movie!
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Freaky Fraturday.
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But maybe we should
think about this for a second.
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Body swap!
Ooh!
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[Luz] Did it work?
I need a mirror.
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[grunts]
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Found one.
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Oh, my gosh. It worked!
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I'm so old... and pointy!
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Hot dog! It's me!
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[King's voice]
Yeah, it is.
I'm the human now.
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Bow before my massive,
meaty hands!
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Wait, so that means...
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[Eda clears throat]
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[Eda's voice]
How do I look?
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I've got some very confusing
emotions right now.
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All right, here's the deal.
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Whoever can prove their new body
has the easiest life
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gets out of house cleaning duty.
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And you know what that means.
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[giggling]
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[all shudder]
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Won't be me.
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Life as a teen
is a tyrant's dream!
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By the end of the day,
I'll be ruling over
your feeble demographic.
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Well, I've got magic.
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Eda, don't be too mad
when your inventory's gone
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and the guards
are none the wiser.
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[shouts]
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Ha! That's cute.
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If you need me,
I'll be getting pampered
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on a vacation fit for a king.
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My life's not a joke!
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But yours is... bap.
[laughs]
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[woman] Look at
that little baby!
[Eda] Oh, hello.
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[man] So adorable!
[Eda] Yes, hello to you too,
handsome.
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[man 2] Stop right there!
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An emperor's guard!
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[sniffs, growls]
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Thought you could
get away with it, didn't you?
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Wait, you know who I am?
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Of course, I do.
You're...
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the cutest little angel
I've ever seen!
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Who wants a lolly?
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Ha! That's more like it.
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[sniffs, whines]
[taunts] You got nothing!
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[laughs]
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[sighs] Being king
is a walk in the park.
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I'm gonna win this bet for sure.
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Wha‐‐
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Oh, Dottie! Look at this
lost little dumpling!
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What's that? Whoa!
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Hey, I'm not lost,
you creeps!
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Poor baby!
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Do you need us to make you
a delicious meal?
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No, I don't need you‐‐
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Tummy scratches? Ooh.
You know what?
Maybe I am lost.
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Take me away, ladies.
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[meowing]
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Welcome to our kitty café.
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This is our little safe haven
for cherubs like you.
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Ugh... What hot mess
is going down here?
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You see, precious cargo like you
should be taken care of.
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Boop!
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All you should
have to worry about is
how many belly rubs you want
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or how much
tasty num‐nums
you're gonna eat.
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[Eda] Well,
my creep alarm is ringing,
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but I can't argue
with num‐nums.
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This place is a safe place.
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A place clean from
the outside world.
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And those teenagers
who filthen it.
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You have a good nap,
my dearest.
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And welcome...
to your new home.
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Ha! Oh, being adorable
is the life.
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[yawns] Time for a nap.
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[kitten meows]
[Eda gasps]
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‐Leave this place!
‐[gasps]
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‐Danger is near.
‐[woman] Baby demon!
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We have a surprise for you!
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You hear that, Bowtie?
[grunts] Ow!
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There's a new star in town.
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[yowls]
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A gift for our new,
cutest demon.
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Okay, I'm out.
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Novelty costumes
are where I draw the line.
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Dottie, please help
our little angel get changed.
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[shrieks]
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[growls]
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[snarls]
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Oh, no, sweetie.
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You can't survive out there
without us.
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Ladies, stand back.
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I am not above
disrespecting my elders.
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[sighs] Oh, dang.
I'm not a witch right now.
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No, baby.
You're a cutie patootie.
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Not today, sister!
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No!
[shrieks]
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[grunts]
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[woman]
Let us in this instant!
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It is not time
for you to be there.
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Stop babying me!
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This vacation just took
an alarming, back‐alley turn.
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Tasty num‐nums.
Ew.
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‐[Bowtie] Don't bother.
‐[shouts]
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Their minds
are tragically gone.
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They've been coddled so long,
they forgot how to
live on their own.
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Their brains turned to mush.
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Geez, I thought
I liked being babied.
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But I feel so small
and helpless,
like some sort of... baby.
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But that won't happen to us,
right?
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[purrs, gurgles]
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I failed you, Bowtie.
My closest ally.
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Meow. Meow.
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‐[pounding]
‐[yelps]
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[growling]
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I'll avenge you, Bowtie!
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‐[grunts]
‐[meows]
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Ooh!
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[panting]
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[grunts] Huh?
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[grunts]
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[snarling]
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Oh, wonderful!
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Now everyone can see
our bestest baby...
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forever.
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No!
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[King grunting]
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Not so high and mighty anymore.
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I feel so alive! [yelps]
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[grunting]
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Oh, no! [shouts]
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The flag, it seeks revenge.
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[laughing]
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Help me! I'm a delicate man.
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Teenagers.
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[grunting, sniffing]
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Hey, take this, society!
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Oh, no. [shouts]
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[sniffs]
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[groaning]
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[scoffs]
Just give up.
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I swear,
I can do a sit‐up.
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I'm just having a bad day.
[groans]
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‐Sure, you can.
‐[shutter clicks]
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I'll show Luz how to rule
over these doofuses.
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Greetings! Er‐‐ Greetings!
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Bow before your king of humans.
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[grunts] Hey,
nobody tells me what to do.
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[scoffs] Shut it.
Sorry, Boscha.
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New post: Loser human
thinks she can hang out
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in our sacred Treasure Shack.
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Spoiler alert: She can't.
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Yeah, get out of here,
Goody Two‐shoes.
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00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:05,188
‐Goody Two‐shoes, huh?
‐[gasps, yelps]
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Hey, impressionable youths!
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Under my command,
you could learn how to do
some real damage.
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[grunts]
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All hail, your new teen king.
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00:10:23,665 --> 00:10:25,500
I didn't like her telling me
what to do before,
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but now, I love it.
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[scoffs]
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Who wants to revolt
with me today?
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‐Yay! You're the coolest.
‐We love you now.
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I love it!
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Uh, I'll catch up.
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Hold up. I did not
give you permission to leave.
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All right, you acne‐encrusted
hormone buckets.
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Let's go let out
some teen angst!
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♪ You're hangingWith the cool kids ♪
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♪ Breaking all the rulesKids ♪
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♪ We're gonna have toFool the kids ♪
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♪ Into thinkingThat you're cool too ♪
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♪ They're piercing noses ♪
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♪ They die their hair... ♪
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Yeah, this sign gets it!
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[grunts]
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‐[grumbling]
‐[laughing]
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[gasps, screams]
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[laughing]
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Guys, be quiet.
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[dialing, rings]
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[crowing, squawks]
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Hoot House. Hooty Hooting.
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00:11:18,303 --> 00:11:20,305
[giggling]
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[Hooty]
Oh, wow. I've been waitingfor someone to call all day,
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and now, it's finally happened!
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We can talk for hours,
and hours,
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and hours, and hours...
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[screams]
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00:11:30,231 --> 00:11:33,193
[laughs] I don't know
what Luz is talking about.
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This life is a breeze.
256
00:11:34,485 --> 00:11:35,570
[gasps]
257
00:11:35,570 --> 00:11:36,696
Enough!
258
00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:38,489
I don't know why
they can't remember
259
00:11:38,489 --> 00:11:40,158
what a weirdo loser you are,
260
00:11:40,158 --> 00:11:41,659
but I'm gonna
help them remember.
261
00:11:41,659 --> 00:11:44,287
Ooh, I'm so scared.
262
00:11:44,287 --> 00:11:47,165
[chuckles] She still thinks
she has power over you guys.
263
00:11:47,165 --> 00:11:48,041
Guys?
264
00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:50,835
Luz, I challenge you
to a race...
265
00:11:50,835 --> 00:11:53,004
around Dead Man's Curve.
266
00:11:56,007 --> 00:11:57,258
[gasps]
267
00:11:57,258 --> 00:11:59,469
And we'll be racing on those.
268
00:12:00,178 --> 00:12:01,763
Giant rat worms.
269
00:12:03,348 --> 00:12:04,349
Meh.
270
00:12:04,349 --> 00:12:05,850
You don't have to do this,
you know?
271
00:12:05,850 --> 00:12:08,228
We know humans are, like,
super fragile.
272
00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:10,063
Don't baby me!
273
00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:14,651
Boscha, I accept your strange
teenage, coming‐of‐age
challenge thing.
274
00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:17,570
[thuds]
275
00:12:18,655 --> 00:12:20,406
[growling]
276
00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:23,076
[grunting]
277
00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:25,078
On your mark...
278
00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:28,581
Get set...
279
00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:29,499
[gulps]
280
00:12:33,628 --> 00:12:35,380
‐Let's go!
‐[growls]
281
00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:38,216
Worm minion, I said go!
[shouts]
282
00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:43,054
Stop! I said stop!
[screaming]
283
00:12:46,891 --> 00:12:48,643
[screaming, grunting]
284
00:12:51,145 --> 00:12:52,563
[gasps]
285
00:12:52,563 --> 00:12:56,442
This is how the cool kids ride.
Super backwards. On purpose.
286
00:12:57,026 --> 00:12:58,069
[grumbles]
287
00:12:58,695 --> 00:12:59,779
[gasps]
288
00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:05,618
Yes! Say bye‐bye
to your popularity, Boscha.
289
00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:07,328
Bye‐bye.
290
00:13:10,415 --> 00:13:11,958
[yelps]
291
00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:14,877
[screams]
292
00:13:18,756 --> 00:13:19,716
Ow.
293
00:13:19,716 --> 00:13:21,551
Not the Treasure Shack!
294
00:13:21,551 --> 00:13:23,428
I don't know
how to process this.
295
00:13:23,428 --> 00:13:24,762
Someone tell me what to do!
296
00:13:25,513 --> 00:13:26,389
Get her!
297
00:13:29,392 --> 00:13:30,393
Hey!
298
00:13:32,270 --> 00:13:33,396
[panting]
299
00:13:33,396 --> 00:13:34,981
Get back here, human!
300
00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:38,318
Luz was right.
I can't handle the complexities
of teenage life.
301
00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:39,944
I just want my body back.
302
00:13:40,778 --> 00:13:42,113
[grunts]
303
00:13:42,113 --> 00:13:43,823
[Boscha] I think I saw her
go this way.
304
00:13:46,951 --> 00:13:49,620
[panting]
305
00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:50,621
[sighs]
306
00:13:51,497 --> 00:13:52,498
Huh?
307
00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:57,795
Dottie! A teen has come
to steal our little babies.
308
00:13:57,795 --> 00:14:00,465
No, wait!
I am a little baby!
309
00:14:01,966 --> 00:14:03,551
[grunts]
310
00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:06,137
No, you're not.
You're a rotten teen!
311
00:14:06,137 --> 00:14:08,181
But we finish with you,
312
00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:11,309
you'll be calling
for your mother.
313
00:14:11,309 --> 00:14:12,810
[grunts]
314
00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:15,354
Lady, I just want my body back.
315
00:14:15,354 --> 00:14:18,149
You can have it.
Your life is pretty terrible.
316
00:14:18,149 --> 00:14:20,276
But, hey, it'll probably
be over soon.
317
00:14:20,276 --> 00:14:21,861
[snarls]
318
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:26,199
Whew!
Okay, let's try this again.
319
00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:29,035
And strut, strut, strut.
320
00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:30,369
[grunts]
321
00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:35,333
How does Eda wear these all day?
322
00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:40,004
Oh, no.
What have my heels done?
323
00:14:40,004 --> 00:14:42,590
Wait a second.
I'm a ding dang witch!
324
00:14:44,342 --> 00:14:45,968
[yowls, grunts]
325
00:14:46,636 --> 00:14:49,138
Boy, Eda is powerful.
326
00:14:49,138 --> 00:14:50,389
[yowls] Not again!
327
00:14:51,349 --> 00:14:53,518
Okay, let's try this
one more time.
328
00:14:57,897 --> 00:15:00,191
[coughs, gasps]
329
00:15:00,191 --> 00:15:02,401
I made magic with my hands!
330
00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:06,405
Ooh, so
unnecessarily
extravagant.
331
00:15:06,405 --> 00:15:07,657
I'll take it.
332
00:15:07,657 --> 00:15:09,659
Zippo swappo.
333
00:15:09,659 --> 00:15:11,577
Sold to the savvy shopper.
334
00:15:13,079 --> 00:15:15,081
Okay, magic hands,
335
00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:17,583
let's see what else
we can magically magic.
336
00:15:18,042 --> 00:15:19,877
[buzzing]
337
00:15:19,877 --> 00:15:22,046
Step right up
and feast your eyes
338
00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:24,715
on the marvels
of the human realm!
339
00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:26,175
[customer 1]
Oh, what is this?
340
00:15:26,175 --> 00:15:28,886
[customer 2]
Where did the other stand go?
341
00:15:28,886 --> 00:15:32,682
You're lights are too bright,
and I forgot
what I came here for.
342
00:15:32,682 --> 00:15:34,892
Was it for laughter?
343
00:15:34,892 --> 00:15:38,729
[laughing] Joy! So painful.
344
00:15:38,729 --> 00:15:41,023
I'll take two for my enemies.
345
00:15:49,907 --> 00:15:51,492
[wailing]
346
00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:56,789
Thank you!
Come again!
347
00:15:57,790 --> 00:16:00,418
There's a little something
for everyone.
348
00:16:00,418 --> 00:16:02,420
Take it from me, Eda,
349
00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:04,964
the Boiling Isles'
gift to magic.
350
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:07,675
Is that right?
You're the famous
Eda the owl lady?
351
00:16:07,675 --> 00:16:09,093
That depends.
352
00:16:09,093 --> 00:16:11,429
Are you a fan... of magic?
353
00:16:13,264 --> 00:16:15,141
No, but I am a fan of...
354
00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:16,434
the law.
355
00:16:16,434 --> 00:16:18,436
Oh, no!
356
00:16:18,436 --> 00:16:20,605
We're finally able
to catch you in the act.
357
00:16:20,605 --> 00:16:22,523
All thanks to this little
light show of yours.
358
00:16:23,941 --> 00:16:25,193
Gentlemen,
359
00:16:25,193 --> 00:16:28,196
whaddya say we forget
this whole thing ever happened?
360
00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:30,156
Amnesia spell!
361
00:16:31,908 --> 00:16:33,659
Haven't quite got
the hang of this yet.
362
00:16:34,952 --> 00:16:36,162
[shutter clicks]
363
00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:38,414
[coughs]
364
00:16:38,414 --> 00:16:39,832
This is some
of my best work.
365
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:41,125
Really captures the shame.
366
00:16:43,961 --> 00:16:45,463
[squeaks]
[laughs]
367
00:16:45,463 --> 00:16:49,050
Yeah, you're going away
for a long time,
you filthy criminal.
368
00:16:49,634 --> 00:16:50,593
[hoots nervously]
369
00:16:50,593 --> 00:16:53,846
Owlbert!
This is all a big mistake.
370
00:16:55,473 --> 00:16:57,808
You're gonna laugh
when I explain.
371
00:16:59,644 --> 00:17:01,229
[guard gasps] Is is really her?
372
00:17:01,229 --> 00:17:03,439
Oh, no.
This is not good.
373
00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:06,692
Hey, you gotta take
that thing out
before someone sees you.
374
00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:08,361
I like it.
Calms the nerves.
375
00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:09,737
Hmm? Uh...
376
00:17:09,737 --> 00:17:12,240
Madame Lilith,
to what do we owe this honor?
377
00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:15,534
Word reached me
that you captured my sister.
378
00:17:15,534 --> 00:17:16,869
I'll take it from here.
379
00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:19,872
But Madame, she's going
straight to the Conformatorium.
380
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:21,707
I have the order right here.
381
00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:25,336
The orders have changed.
382
00:17:25,336 --> 00:17:28,130
[Luz] Look, guys,
you got the wrong Eda.
383
00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:29,507
Hello, Edalyn.
384
00:17:29,507 --> 00:17:31,509
Oh, thank goodness!
A familiar face.
385
00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:34,011
You're Eda's sister, right?
Is it Libby?
386
00:17:34,011 --> 00:17:36,055
No. Limby...
387
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:38,933
Your show of affection
is touching.
388
00:17:38,933 --> 00:17:40,643
Do you know why you're here?
389
00:17:40,643 --> 00:17:42,353
Well,
as I was telling the guard,
390
00:17:42,353 --> 00:17:45,481
this is just a classic
Freaky Fraturday mix‐up.
391
00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:48,859
Sister,
the charges against you
are long and many.
392
00:17:48,859 --> 00:17:51,404
Operating a stand
without a permit,
393
00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:54,240
owning a hocus
without a pocus...
394
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:56,367
Yeah, I think that list
goes on for a while.
395
00:17:56,367 --> 00:17:58,536
These charges are serious.
396
00:17:58,536 --> 00:18:00,413
There's no more
running away, Edalyn.
397
00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:03,874
I know. I can't just
"poof" my problems away.
398
00:18:03,874 --> 00:18:05,459
But we can.
399
00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:08,963
You getting caught
was clearly a cry for help.
400
00:18:08,963 --> 00:18:10,339
Join the Emperor's Coven,
401
00:18:10,339 --> 00:18:12,216
like we dreamed about
when we were girls.
402
00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:14,885
Eda wanted to be
in the Emperor's Coven?
403
00:18:14,885 --> 00:18:16,804
Don't be afraid, sister.
404
00:18:16,804 --> 00:18:19,223
Soon, you won't be a danger
to those around you.
405
00:18:19,223 --> 00:18:20,600
Bring out
the branding glove.
406
00:18:21,642 --> 00:18:22,643
The what now?
407
00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:25,855
‐[thuds]
‐[knuckles crack]
408
00:18:25,855 --> 00:18:27,732
Wait, you're making a mistake!
409
00:18:27,732 --> 00:18:29,775
I'm not a danger to anyone!
410
00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:31,444
Uh‐oh.
411
00:18:33,404 --> 00:18:34,905
[coughs]
412
00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:36,616
Owlbert, come to me!
413
00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:37,617
[hoots]
414
00:18:38,326 --> 00:18:40,077
Huh? Ah! [grunts]
415
00:18:40,077 --> 00:18:41,245
Sorry, buddy.
416
00:18:41,245 --> 00:18:43,289
Eda's life is more complicated
than I thought.
417
00:18:46,042 --> 00:18:47,501
[grumbles]
418
00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:50,588
Okay, if I were Eda
and Eda is King,
where would I be?
419
00:18:50,588 --> 00:18:52,548
Ah! This thing's so confusing.
420
00:18:52,548 --> 00:18:53,716
After her!
421
00:18:55,426 --> 00:18:56,927
[knocking on glass]
422
00:18:56,927 --> 00:18:59,805
Luz! Bring my dang body
over here.
423
00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:01,349
Eda!
424
00:19:01,349 --> 00:19:02,516
Oh, look, Dottie.
425
00:19:02,516 --> 00:19:05,561
It's not kidnapping
if they entered our store.
426
00:19:05,561 --> 00:19:07,938
Just think of it as
good customer service.
427
00:19:10,024 --> 00:19:12,860
Why did our lamp get
unnecessarily extravagant?
428
00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:15,154
‐[Luz and King gasp]
‐[Eda] Hi.
429
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:16,364
Go, go, go!
430
00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:19,700
[gasps] After them!
431
00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:20,993
[shrieks]
432
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:23,663
What weird stuff
did you get my body into?
433
00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:25,831
There she is.
[barking]
434
00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:27,333
[Eda] I got the same question.
435
00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:31,796
Dang! I forgot about them.
436
00:19:31,796 --> 00:19:33,631
[Eda] All right.
Did everybody learn
a valuable lesson
437
00:19:33,631 --> 00:19:35,174
about experiencing
each other's hardships?
438
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:37,593
‐[King and Luz] Yep.
‐Good, let's end this nightmare.
439
00:19:37,593 --> 00:19:38,928
Body swap!
440
00:19:43,307 --> 00:19:45,810
[King] My body!
My glorious little body!
441
00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:50,523
Sister, time and again
I've offered you my help,
442
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:54,360
yet you foolishly run back
to your worthless life.
443
00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:56,737
I'm tired of trying, Edalyn.
444
00:19:56,737 --> 00:19:59,031
Your days of running are over!
445
00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:01,409
Thanks, Luz.
Sorry.
446
00:20:01,409 --> 00:20:03,494
Don't worry,
I got this.
447
00:20:03,494 --> 00:20:04,829
Body swap!
448
00:20:08,249 --> 00:20:09,583
[dog barking]
449
00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:11,794
[Lilith]
Eda, you rotten sister!
450
00:20:11,794 --> 00:20:14,463
Switch me back!
Ah! Woof!
451
00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:16,507
[guard 1] What's happening?
Who the heck are you?
452
00:20:16,507 --> 00:20:18,134
[guard 2] I'm a Coven guard,
wise mouth.
453
00:20:18,134 --> 00:20:19,510
No, you're not. I am!
454
00:20:19,510 --> 00:20:21,679
[woman] You get outta my body,
you galoot!
455
00:20:21,679 --> 00:20:24,640
Fight! Ow. My knees.
456
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:26,976
Hey! Ow!
This is your fault.
457
00:20:26,976 --> 00:20:29,019
Let go!
My arm! Ow!
458
00:20:29,019 --> 00:20:31,439
[screaming]
459
00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:34,817
Are they gonna be okay?
460
00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:36,694
Eh?
461
00:20:36,694 --> 00:20:38,738
Eda, I just wanna say
462
00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:41,782
that things can be more
complicated than you think.
463
00:20:41,782 --> 00:20:43,075
But with you guys,
464
00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:45,286
it all feels a little less
mixed up.
465
00:20:45,286 --> 00:20:46,787
Aw, that's sweet, kid.
466
00:20:46,787 --> 00:20:48,456
Now, let's never
speak of this again.
467
00:20:48,456 --> 00:20:49,373
[hoots]
468
00:20:49,373 --> 00:20:52,668
[clamoring]
469
00:20:53,335 --> 00:20:55,421
[howls]
470
00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:01,260
So, wait.
Who is going to clean Hooty?
471
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:03,220
It's getting... dire.
472
00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:05,890
[Hooty] Guys?
Today's my monthly cleaning.
Hoot, hoot.
473
00:21:05,890 --> 00:21:08,559
I'm 20% mucus,
but don't let that stop you.
474
00:21:08,559 --> 00:21:12,605
C'mon, I have so many
hard‐to‐reach spots
that need swabbing!
475
00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:15,274
Maybe if we all
work together we could‐‐
476
00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:16,400
Not it.
Not it.
477
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:17,651
Aw, man.
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