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EL DESNUDO TRAMP

- �Est�s listo? - No lo s�.

No s� lo que deber�a estar listo.

Vamos, Jake, �qu� hacer? Dime que quieres hacer.

- Ver�s. - �A d�nde vamos?

Espero que sea un lugar decente, porque se visten desagradablemente.

- Te dije que es una sorpresa. - Espero que sea de primera clase.

Come on, get off.

- So - Jake ...

- Go, I can stand. - Oh, Jake, take my blindfold.

- Jake! - Go, I can stand.

E...

Surprise!

Thing?

I know you love dolphins.

- Let's go let's go! - Jake!

Look, dolphins.

- Jake, it's great, but I ... - Let the dolphins!

But I wanted to tell you something.

Jasmine,

- I'm in love with you at first sight. - Oh, hell.

You are the light of my eyes and I want to be with you forever.

- Damn, Jake! - Say it!

Yes, yes, you are my sweet mustard.

- You're the bacon in my eggs. - No!

- Yes, you and I ... - No, Jake, no, please.

- Yes Yes - Jake, no, no!

Today I broke up with you!

Thing?

But I ... I am making a proposal.

I do not want to be with you.

Why?

You're always happy with everything.

Explanation wonderful, leave me because I'm very happy?

It is not easy to be with someone like you, Jake.

Sorry, but I need someone more outgoing, I do not know, ... more

- More, more what? - I do not know.

- Who else? - Anyone who is not you!

Ciao.

What happened?

- Dov'� Jasmine? - Jasmine?

How do I know? He gave up.

Thing? Did he give up?

I said. He gave up.

- It's crazy, really? - It's no fun, Kam.

- Cam Cameron ...! - Thing?

- I made her an offer this morning. - Really?

- Why the hell did not you tell me? - you'd discouraged.

- Yes sure. - But it does not matter, because ...

no longer he wants to be with me.

And ... I have not even gotten my ring, although he said "no".

- Why do not You just taken? - I do not know.

I do not know, I was hoping you could think of

and understand that we must be together.

Oh brother, it's so sad

Do you think I care?

I do not care.

Jake. What are you doing here?

Hi Harry. I'm in another place today?

Yesterday you did not talk to Jasmine?

- Yes, he told me everything. - Exactly.

- So I'm surprised to see you here. - I do not understand the connection.

Well ... he told me that he did not want you to work here anymore.

But ... Gas, I worked for you before you start out with Jas.

- You yourself have brought us together. - Yes, I know, I know,

but my daughter and thinks it's weird

that his former work with his father.

Are you firing me?

Gas.

Harry, please, I need this job.

I'm fired?

You're firing me?

Jake!

Yup?

My helmet.

He is crazy?

It is brand new.

I wish you well, Jake.

Damn.

Jake, why are you here?

- God, Cam, get something.

- My house, my rules. - This is your house

and you do not feel well.

Why are you cursing?

The slut Jasmine got me fired from his father.

- It's right. - Are you serious?

His motivation is clear.

- Brother, I do not know what to do without her. - Come on, do not lose heart.

Jasmine is a slut and you'll be better off without her.

Do not talk about Jas, is that clear?

It is a sensual woman, beautiful and sophisticated

and it's not all over between us, okay?

Okay, as you say.

Meanwhile, look ...

like the girls drooling for this guy.

- What's so special about him? - Yes, great.

He crossed the country with a motorcycle in charitable mission.

Although it seems the butt of Chewbacca, they always run after you.

- You have to do something. - For example?

Something grand and beneficial.

You know how many pussies you?

I do not need pussies, but my Jas.

You're in elementary school.

Because I'm not such an idiot?

- I'd rather get my girl. - As you wish, but you're a jerk.

Me spread it on your back?

I'm not a jerk.

I asked you on the back.

Moron.

Jake, you're a hero to us. How much love ...

This is what girls look for in a man.

You have a life so interesting. We will do sex?

Have sex with us! Have sex with us!

Jake Yes!

I'll miss you.

Hello Friend How is the mood?

- Normal. - All right.

Well. Personally mine is incredible.

You took something?

No, I did not take anything.

You will not believe, but I was thinking about your advice

and you might be right.

Of course I'm right. What you mean?

About the charitable mission.

- Like him, I am ready. - Really?

But I have not ridden a bike accident.

I need something else.

I can not travel.

- Another idea? - Kayaking in New Zealand.

Seriously, do you know how dangerous it is?

Well, it is not that far.

I guess how many people have died doing it.

- Take part in the marathon. - Remember what happened in high school.

Clearly race means nothing, nothing bike. And the kayaking is out of play.

Listen.

Since Jasmine has left you ... and you do not even have a job

- you do not need one here. - Kam!

I mean you have a lot of time,

so ... you could cross Australia on foot.

I like to walk.

Not bad.

How much should I walk through Australia?

15,000 km.

15,000 What?

- Shit. - It's too much.

Maybe then

- Only Western Australia? - How many kilometers ...

walk through Western Australia?

4000 km. I can do it?

Come with me.

Give me your phone.

Okay, stay here.

At least tell me what we're doing?

Now we'll see how you do

to travel 4000 km.

Well.

Come to me!

Guess who I am?

Be normal, clown. Here we go

Stop, what have I done?

- 31 seconds. - All right?

- They are 50 meters? - No, I'm not.

Jacko, so go to 6 km / h.

If you walk ten hours a day ...

brother, spend three months as well and you will be in chocolate among women.

Oh, brilliant ... or you can calculate from Margaret River to Broome?

- 2620 km. - Brother, could not be easier.

Wonderful, to attract girls

enjoy your trip to sick children.

- It would take me a sponsor. - Yup!

Remember the uncle Brian, the billionaire?

Why should he? Christmas present for King!

- Unlikely to refuse. - That bastard?

- Oh, yes, and it is a scapegoat. - Hello, Angel.

I woke you up? Ah, Merry Christmas, yes.

No, this will push the vultures to Twitter to attack me.

Yes, we have a problem with that picture, Angel.

You'll have to deal with it. A quarter of a million followers, yes.

I took it and I dipped in a glass of punch.

It was fun for a while, but today there is always someone

by with a camera.

No privacy and it's not my fault.

It's Apple's fault.

- The jacket, the jacket. - Sorry.

Okay, look. Yup?

- Chic, unless ... - Never mind.

Here we go

Forward to the battle.

It seems sleep.

Is dead?

Uncle Brian!

Ah, Cameron, how are you?

- I'm fine, I'm fine. - Nice to hear you.

Uncle, this is my friend Jake, I told him you.

Hi, Mr. King. I'm very happy, sir.

Well, Jake, as I understand it, you're asking for money.

Yes, I was thinking of giving to charity.

Yes, but what are you prepared to do?

I will go to 2500 km from a border state to another.

- IS? - And the money collected

we will give them to children in the hospital to be happy.

Yes, but what else are you going to do for money?

- What else? - That's all.

Jake, you know what they are worth my money.

Recently, a girl asked me for money for a shelter for depressed monsters.

Oh my God, I gave $ 200,000.

Tell them what he did, Angel.

He flew alone with a kite from the Cayman Islands to Texas.

Anyway, it was blind.

- Incredible. - A very talented girl,

but as it were: - No rudder, no sail.

- You know what I suggest, Jake? - No not at all.

We need a good sound for printing.

You may have heard that my newspaper is in trouble

origliavo while on the Star clothes.

- Yes, yes, I remember something. - And then that fucking

around the penis in a glass Christmas party punch.

- Have you read this? - Yes, Cam showed me something.

- A lie from A, true Angel? - they hate to be successful, sir.

Exact

But your reputation will not hurt if you help sick children.

Yes, yes, but it must be a kind of boom event.

Think a moment.

Can you bring a koala on your back?

- I do not have a koala. - And a child?

- Who will give me a child? - Yes, a serious discussion.

Oh, I know, I'll do it alone and write your name on my backpack.

Well, you have me at in the mood. I agree

Angel, preparing a press release. But you'll be just you and your backpack, Jake?

- And nothing else. - Get up, naked bum.

- Wonderful. - Oh, no, no ...

They will stop when I'm naked.

All right, then with a bandage. Either that or nothing.

We'll call it "The Wanderer Naked".

No, no, no, Cameron. I'm not ready

That's all, Jake. Come on, you disappear.

Mr. King, maybe at least ...

- 2500 km naked? - But we had the money!

Have not you heard? I have to go completely naked.

- Yes Yes i know. - Kam, listen, I can not.

At 45 degrees every day with a huge thong!

You know that my legs are fragile.

- This is stupid, Cam! - Listen, listen, calm down, huh?

There are sunscreens, you know?

It will be easy because you will anoint you already stripped.

Can you imagine how you will look at the girls?

Okay, Cam, only I do not want my bird is suffering because of the heat.

Do not overdo it. Your bird will be in a bandage.

And anyway, to reassure you, I'll take you to the end.

- Really? - In the car.

No one has ever walked naked for so long.

There is a user. - Listen Naked Roadster.

You will become a hero, man. - It will be really naked?

God forbid that very cold face. 2500 miles is naked ... sick!

They might even call you "man of the year".

- I'm ready - Let's go.

Here we go

It is the uncle.

Reply. Quickly.

- Hello? - Jake, know that I'm watching you.

So do not expose myself, ok?

- We have a satellite location. - I got it.

And do not forget to contact me frequently on Twitter to Mr. Merry Heart.

Yes, Mr. Heart on Twitter.

Jake, do not you dare ruin the event.

My shares fell slightly, and ...

Hello, who says that young people are not interested in anything ?.

This young man is the soul of Australia.

I am proud to support him in this event,

that will change his life and the lives of thousands of people.

From now on, Jack ... - Jake ... Jake will be known

as The Naked Roadster.

Now look at Jake waiting for the $ 200,000 at the end of his journey,

which I will donate willingly.

Well, I'm just that kind of person.

So good luck, Naked Roadster.

Thank you

Who's next?

You're here, you're really coming?

Did you think I would not have come to wish you good luck?

- How do you feel, Jake? - Enough, enough.

Come on, man.

Hurry up.

Good luck friend.

Thank you

Jake.

Jake, I'm Angel.

Mr. King asked me to tell you: "Son of a bitch, you have to make it."

Otherwise, do not come back.

Move the pistons, come on!

- My support team arrived. - How are you?

Well, with all these machines and dirty people ...

It's because you're a celebrity now. You will know the news today.

- Is it really that great? - Yes, cool.

- Where do we meet again? - Cam, we repeated 500 times.

It's all on paper I gave you. Do you have it, right?

Yes, yes, I do. All six.

Checking something ... and I go back a second.

Wait, Cam, where ...

On the way, I'm walking ...

On the way, I'm walking ...

The singing alone ...

Ciao.

Oh, damn! Where are you from?

- You scared me to death. - Where are you from?

Why are you naked? Were you raped?

- Not at all, I am the bare bum. - So you're a blockhead?

No, I am not a blockhead. They are in for charity trip.

A company is sponsoring me being naked and makes it more interesting.

- It's bullshit. - No ... yes, a bit '.

It does not matter, but who are you? What are you doing here?

- Eli, I'm back in the desert. - I'm Jake, please.

What are you doing here?

I'll be back to the hermitage. I want to live there as my ancestors for a few months.

Really amazing. You will walk a bit 'with me?

In this heat ... not good. Even if you pay me.

It's right. Happy to meet you, brother.

See you around.

Excuse me Are you okay?

Yes thanks. And how are you

- Okay, but because you're practically naked? - Oh, it's for children.

- Sorry? - I'm naked for the sake of children.

- Pervert! - No, no, no.

That's how I collect money for sick children

and my nudity is part of the condition.

I still have about 2000 kilometers. By the way, I'm Jake.

Enjoyment, Jake. They Nicky ...

Valerie, and he is Keith. I must admit that you won.

- Thing? - I've seen a lot of crazy things,

- but you surpass them all. - Really amazing.

- And where do you go? - Cervantes.

- There you go too? - Yes, I'll be there in three days.

I have to give you something? I want to give you something.

- Here. - Thank you

We found in Cervantes, Naked Jake.

Definitely.

Oh my God

They told me they'd be gone from these parts

and I used the laws of attraction to lure you.

I sent a request to the universe. Let me hug you!

Something to drink? Tea, coffee?

Come on, I'll get you something.

Okay, but I'm looking for a son ...

Thanks so much.

I'll be right back...

Ok.

Fate gave me an appointment with you, Jake.

... What do you know my name?

I saw you on TV the other day.

And I read your tweets. They Galina

- Here, take them. - So many, why?

- Collect money, right? - Yes, but a lot of money ...

You will reap nothing but take money from people.

Well.

I guess the point is to walk walk, walk ...

- No? - Sometimes I stop eating.

And what do you do when you need a bath?

The small need is clear, but the big one is probably difficult?

I'm sorry, I remembered that I had a bit 'of work to do.

- Really? - Yes, sorry, see you again.

Thank you!

Not so naked, Jake.

- You're dressed? - Yes I am.

Valerie, right? Yes, yes, I did not expect to see you here.

What happens? You're a little 'embarrassed.

No, no, I'm a bit 'overheated.

Tan would not hurt.

- Do you know if there are jellyfish? - Here ... no, I think not.

Okay, you come with me?

No, for now, I want to tan.

Yes, yes, then I'll wait.

Well.

... Perhaps I can help you?

Yes thanks

Only here?

Now.

Do you really burn.

I burn?

- The sun, the Australian sun. - Oh yes.

There is an ozone hole here, so ...

Yes, it hurts.

Great view, eh?

- Where does that beauty? - Oh my God.

I have lived in many places but there is nothing like it anywhere.

- You know what to do, right? - Thing?

Marry an Australian to stay here.

And would you marry me to get me to have Australian citizenship?

- It will be nice, just ... - No, no, this is ...

- Are you joking. - Sure.

Did I miss.

- It was ... - And tell me more ...

Your charity trip.

Well, I have to get to Broome in the north.

- It looks like a "boom"! - Yes almost.

And if I did, I would give 200,000 for a children's hospital.

$ 200,000?

Amazing, Jake.

How odd ... I have a granddaughter.

He has three years and literally leaves no hospitals.

- he is a very brave girl. - Yes sure.

Do not lie, do not deceive me again.

Once that's fine, but the second is not.

- Thing? - Oh, what the hell you were not kidding?

- No. - Oh, I am exposed.

- Nothing nothing. - Maybe...

- Jake naked, hello! - Hello!

- Nicky! - You're real.

The girls were talking about you, but I thought you were inventing.

- No, I exist, what's your name? - Kit.

- You're Scottish. - Yes, late.

- Will you come to swim? - Now?

Here we go

Come?

Pick me up!

- Pick me up! - Here!

For new friends.

Jake, what else do

in addition to long walks? - Work on roofs.

- That is ... before. - You have been withdrawn?

I'm not retired. They fired me.

Clearly.

- And they did just before the trip? - No it is not true.

- I had a disagreement with the boss. - Someone is waiting for you at the end?

- Probably just my neighbor Kam. - Do not you have a girlfriend?

No I do not know.

- Even Valerie has a boyfriend. - Keith, is a tedious suggestion.

- But it's free, done. - People are here.

Be kind to her, they have left recently.

- He was clearly an idiot. - Well said, Jake.

I'll go get something to drink.

- God, why are you so creepy? - Thing?

He wanted to be friendly.

- And what, I complimented. - Thanks, Keith.

- No! - Yes, yes, sorry.

No, we bought it, so we should.

- This is the last one, so ... - Oh, no, no, no.

- You deserve it. - I deserve it!

- Yes, you deserve two sips them. - Okay, convince me.

- Why is it so complicated? - This is the decisive battle, come on.

Here we go.

- Bring me. - No.

OK, we're leaving. Good night

- Do not leave. - It is early!

And I go to sleep.

Well. - We are.

We played well.

I won.

See you later.

I'm glad you have noticed your sweet ass on the way to the banquet, Jake.

Jake?

Valerie.

Valerie!

Jake!

- Hey, what are you doing? - What am I doing?

- Do you want to leave without saying goodbye? - I did not mean to wake you.

In vain, I wanted to see you this morning.

- I have something for you. - Really?

Dad gave it to me when I left. It's a good luck charm for travelers.

It's a pig.

- Well, yes, lucky pig. - Pink pig.

- Okay, give me the pig ... - No, I like it, wait.

- Thank you you're welcome.

I just ... I do not have pockets.

A second.

Yes, this will work.

What are you laughing?

It's really on my ass?

No, your pig is going.

Fico.

- FIG. - We get a selfie?

- Together? - You and me ... for a souvenir?

Ready?

- FIG. - Thank you

We'll meet again?

Maybe.

- I hope. - I hope too.

Nine days on the road. This hike is not so bad.

Hey, support, I have nothing to eat. Where are you?

No.

No.

Yup.

Cam, I only have a can of sardines, where are you?

Cam, I'm your friend Jake.

I have nothing to eat and I will die soon,

but I want you to know that you're already dead to me.

I die and you die.

Take care.

Jake. Sono Mr. King.

- Good morning Mr King, how are you, sir? - And I was better, Jake.

There is an article for me Huffington Post today.

Something unpleasant?

Yes, they interviewed my former secretary.

- He's mad at you? - he was compared to Joseph Stalin.

First...

It's open!

Well, now it works. I do not see a lot of Tweet,

but the public should know of my generosity and kindness.

- I qualchce problemma on the phone ... - Second!

The Vindaluto here. The Chicken Masala here.

The beer here.

The Bhindi here.

Very well. Eggplants there.

Oh yes and rice.

And when you work your widget?

Tomorrow I will go to Kalbari and publish a tweet, ok?

And not just one, Jake, please.

You know, $ 200,000 is a lot of money.

For me they are not, but for most people they are.

Listen, Mr. King, I have a bit 'of hunger here.

- Listen, you ... - This is veal,

- and I have ordered kangaroo. - Mr. King?

People like you incite racial hatred.

Hey bare bum!

- Oh dear ... - Calm down, Jake, it's me.

Eli, why not sincerely like a normal person?

Why did you stop here? It is full of wild dogs.

wild dogs? There are wild dogs?

- You're running ... fast. - How fast?

Very fast.

What else should I be afraid?

Of brown snakes, lizards pastures,

water spiders, scorpions. Aborigines.

You have something to eat?

No no support has failed me.

Well, light a fire. You're roasting.

It's a rat?

Cameron? Pile...

Where I was hungry. I had to eat a rat!

- And I do not eat mice! - Listen to me.

- You have no idea what happened to me. - Lost your map?

- Lost your map! - No, I did not, I lost the car.

- Thing? - And the map was inside.

I do not know what to say, Cameron.

- Please, give me something. - You have not heard, I lost the car.

And your food ... hello, hello. Wait, there's still something.

Look what I bought you.

- Thank you, very appetizing. - You are welcome.

At least give me a drink of water, at least something, Cam, brother.

You know what ... a moment. I did not drink the milk.

Have a good time.

No, Cam, no!

- You did it on purpose? - I'll get you some food.

- You did it on purpose. - No I did not.

Cam, do not leave here without food. - Get your things.

- Cam, you're doing? - See you.

- Cam! - Leave the car!

Now.

Hell, you fucking rat!

Hey friend.

I did not see you.

Is that your house? Sorry.

Okay, I forget that we met.

Wait, I just take my backpack.

I will not touch.

Goods.

Goods.

Goods.

- Take it easy - Eli?

Eli, I'm so happy to see you. Brother, I thought I would die.

- he was bitten by a snake and I lost consciousness. - It was a python, they are not poisonous.

No, no, it was another snake, because I passed out immediately.

- You passed out from the heat. - From hot as hot?

Yes, and there was all that shit.

Thing? Do not!

No!

Oh, God, my head explodes.

It is obviously by the resistance.

- Which resistance? - I found you in the shit.

The ants were tuned and I could not leave you there.

I could not take all the shit, so I dragged you.

I was careful, but here the desert is rocky.

Tell one at a time.

I was bitten by a snake ...

and I went crazy.

And then you dragged me on the rocks, no jokes?

I thought you said thank you.

Thank you

Sai, Jake ...

Even I feel bad. I have a stomach ache.

Really? Why?

When I found you unconscious on shit,

I laughed so hard I stretched stomach muscles.

Bastardo!

Good morning

It has a delicious smell.

Are you feeling better?

- It is - Tell me Jake ...

I understand love, but why do you mock?

Actually about a girl.

You have seen many movies, bro.

Let me guess. The girl is not on your level,

but with this excursion to you you will show that you exist.

- Not true - I do not know

only losing everything we can do what we want?

It's an old saying Aboriginal?

No, it's about Fight Club.

The important thing is that you're on an incredible journey

and you have to leave the past in the past and grow along the way.

You will not be the same after the hike. And it is fantastic.

- And this is Forest Gump. - No, this is Eli, my brother.

Now we met girls ... we are strong!

King Global is pressing its director to resign

It is on track.

Jasmine: I miss you, dear, kisses

Oh thanks!

- Thanks so much! - Hello, Jake.

- We are pleased to see you. - Hello

- This is my daughter Teresa. - Hello, Teresa.

- Nice to conocerti. - My pleasure.

Teresa, what did you say to Jake?

I just wanted to say thank you.

I'm very happy to help you.

come to me

- I like your hat. - Thank you

- Well, then ... - Thank you, Jake.

- May there be more like you in the world. - Jake, Jake, how are you feeling? "

Well, I'm happy to be here

and I am grateful for your support.

- Were there any funny events along the way? - Nothing like that.

I like to travel, meet good people

and I try not to get killed by the local fauna.

How is your relationship to the King Global,

especially with Mr. King, you are given the recent allegations?

Recent accusations ... No, I know nothing,

so no comment.

Okay, I ... Hey, you came!

We heard of a crazy naked around the city

and we decided to take a look. - Really?

- Yes. - And where, I can not see it?

Oh, just, you wanted to see me. Admit it.

This is closer to the truth.

- It's all right, Jake? - Yes, great.

I am a bit 'tired, but okay.

- Where do you spend the night? - Backpacker Hostel.

And for me, there will be a place?

I think Valerie has a place for you.

Stay with us at night if you want.

- Hey, Jake! - No I do not know you.

Brother, really? Are you still angry with me?

Yes, Cam, I am very angry with you.

I thought you were saying

but so far everything is zero then ...

Okay ... Cam, these are the guys. Guys, this is Kam.

- A disaster as a friend. - Hello

But wait, can I come with you?

You know ... I'm glad you're here. I wanted to tell you something.

- Is it something serious? - Very, follow me.

Listen, it's a bit 'strange, so I'll be direct.

Just I do not like her nipples fixed me at every opportunity.

- My eyes are here, okay? - And who was staring at me on the beach?

It was not you?

just I wanted to make sure there were no errors.

- Australia is very dangerous ... - Thanks, you're very thoughtful.

I do what I can.

Are you really okay?

- Why? - it seems like crap.

- There is a bit 'of that work. - Partially yes.

I'm terribly tired.

Walking is not a problem, but at night I can not sleep.

- Why? - Different sounds ... the desert.

People keep telling me about their sick children.

You saw yourself that little girl.

It saddens me greatly.

But bring your tribute and that's the main thing.

Thank you

- Thanks - Come tonight we will sleep under a roof.

Relax and rest well.

- I promise not to drink. - All right.

God, how good it is to eat well-cooked food.

As you walk?

Every day for two months and reach my goal.

Honestly, why are you torturing so?

- To my ex. - Really?

I decided to show her that they are not boring.

What the fuck ... and it works?

He wrote to me today that I miss a lot ...

What about Valerie?

- Which Valerie? - It's so obvious.

Nicky clogged called me, but I see you looking at her.

Yes, but we just met. This is crazy.

- Did he say something about me? - No need, brother.

Once you met her, can no longer travel.

Solo: "It is Jake? This is Jake"?

It's like a mad dog with his tongue out.

- What are you talking, you idiots? - Of dogs.

- Thing? - The man's best friend.

I said it would be nice to have a dog.

- Yes, yes, I love dogs. - Kam, no one asked you.

Jake, how many times I have to apologize to you?

My car is full of foods for you.

Jake, do not be cruel. He apologized a hundred times.

Okay, I forgive you for being the worst of people.

- I agree - A drunk who will play the game today?

- Oh no, Valerie, you promised. - No!

Jakey does not drink tonight. It has a long way to go.

- The save. - But we get drunk.

Jake, I told the manager who you were and gave you a separate room.

- The word "separate" implies ... - Keith, do not meddle!

- I accompany you? - Yes, I will be grateful.

The backpack?

They set out to indulge in lewd games.

Oh, grow up a bit '! Child.

- Jake will eat not. - Sure, take it.

- I'll help you relax. - Why do you think that it is taught?

Oh, God, I do not know.

- Do you like? - Oh, no, it's really cute.

I wonder why you decided to visit Australia?

In short, I've always dreamed of.

And in more detail?

My sister said: "Turn away from your ex idiot."

What was there between you, if I may ask?

- This is an even longer history. - And well, because I like the massage.

We started dating and my niece got sick.

I was constantly in the hospital to help my sister.

At the beginning he understood it ...

at the end she hated the fact that I was constantly engaged and betrayed me.

Really? I bet you now please.

Enough with sad memories. They are the famous Naked Roadster.

Do not do it. For God's sake, I do not know about.

Yesterday I told the girls that we knew

and they let me go backstage of Wan Directing concert.

So I admit to being a fan of Wang Directing?

No ... I mean, I love you all and I'm crazy about you.

I do not understand completely why.

You are a fantastic girl.

- Thanks - I kiss you?

Val?

Ciao.

again without saying goodbye parties?

- No, no, I was looking for. - I know, I was joking.

- I got up early and I bought you some juice. - Thank you

Kam has gone and told me to tell you that it was all clear.

It had that clear? Not the most I think.

Thanks for the massage yesterday.

- It was very nice - Yes, very.

You know, Jake, after that trip

I should not go home right away?

- Do not want to travel more? - No.

No, I thought I could spend some 'quality time with you.

Oh, I like this option even more.

So you do not mind continue to communicate after the hike?

No, we can also continue to walk together immediately.

No, it will not last a day. And Nicky Keith torture without me.

Exactly But I see you still around, right?

- Now we go to Coral Bay. - No, I'm not going.

- Onslow County? - It's too far.

- What about K-to-karate? - Guidi, yes, yes, yes, I'll be there.

After three weeks.

Well.

Three weeks.

Well then...

try to get there.

Yes, sir.

- Hello. - Hello.

Ciao.

Why Bian King is not in prison?

Lordbrayanking: you stop

Jake: It's a nice time and meet great people, day 17

Even #ilvagabondonudo wants nothing to do with him.

Angel, take your passport.

Angel, are you? Why are not you in London?

- What are you doing here? - We need to talk, Jake,

and it is important to do it face to face. - Yes, but what is it?

- � Mr. King. - Mr. King?"

He's suffering.

I know that continually makes nonsense, but it's a nice person.

- Clearly. - Do not see it as others.

Everyone wants only to destroy it.

They do not know that he has feelings

and I can not watch his suffering. I'm so sorry

- You probably think I'm stupid. - No, no.

You love him. I understand you.

We are all ready for the good of our beloved follies.

I ... I love you ...

I have not told anyone this before.

So ...

Please, help us.

Do you know what? I'll do it now.

- Write more often. - I will write.

Jake "Congratulations to the generous Brian King!"

Okay, well ... I'm leaving.

This conversation is just between us, OK?

- I am a tomb - Okay.

Well, everything is settled.

I hope you have already received

many thanks to the naked Roadster.

Jake: Day 20, the next stop Carat! Valerie: I can not wait!

Jake: I would go for 500 miles! Valerie: I do not understand?

Jake is a song. Valerie: Kisses.

Thank you

Thanks so much

Thanks bro

Thank you very much I appreciate it, thank you.

Who is that?

And Valerie.

- Hello, I told you I was coming. - he was.

Thanks, Cam. But what to do with Jake?

They met at the beginning of the excursion

and immediately they became friends.

I was...

Ciao!

- You look good. - Thank you

- Kitten, how are you? - You are the best.

She's a pretty girl, yes.

- In fact ... - Jake, honey!

Jas, what a surprise. I can not believe my eyes!

- Hello Valerie - Cam Hello, nice to see you.

Valerie, this is Jasmine.

- Jasmine is my countryman and old friend. - Just a friend?

We're more than friends, Jake.

You know, he offered to marry me.

But he refused and broke up with me, so ...

Nice to meet you, Jasmine.

See you later.

Thing?

Jasmine asked me where to find you and I Did I have said, here.

I took it at the airport, I took her there,

I showed Valerie.

- Thing? - What, no matter.

See now how beautiful that Jasmine has stabbed you?

- Yes, maybe - Maybe it all?

Why stay with someone who treats you badly?

Glad Valerie reacted calmly.

It was not calm. She was pissed, pissed off,

why did you call your ex. Do you think you still love.

Not me, but Cam called it.

- What should I do? - Look, forget about it now.

- We go to a party. - Which party?

The owner of the campground is crazy about you.

He invited the whole damn city.

- By chance, his name is Galina? - I have no idea.

but when I told her that punters it here, exploded.

- Are you peeing, Keith? - Well ... yes.

Cam, your job is to keep as far away from Jasmine Valerie.

- easy to work, brother. - Keith, I have to be alone with Val.

Of course, brother. What's the plan?

- I'll tell you what I feel. - What do you hear?

- I feel that I love her. - Jake, Jake!

Salvatemi

Good to see you!

I'm happy!

You even brought your young friends.

I had less than 20 years ...

Galina.

- Galina, what are you doing here? - This campsite is mine.

- Quite right. - Here we go!

A big party in honor of the Roadster Naked!

It is here, people! A welcome!

Ladies and gentlemen!

- We feel the Roadster Naked! - Valerie ...

We have included a karaoke competition in the entertainment program!

And we decided that would be honest if you sing first.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Roadster Naked!

So what do you do?

This song is dedicated to a beautiful

girl close to me here.

You know who I mean.

Lights?

One, one ... Oh, it's on.

Here we go!

Bravo!

Yes, once we were sitting at home and told me:

"I go to a charity trip

and I will make sex at every meeting. "

- Splendid. - Well, this song that he sang,

He spoke of a beautiful chick who had already managed to fuck.

- Yes, it's a legend! - Is strong!

Too bad that Jake is one of those right ones ...

and now he is in love with her.

What are we doing here?

Now what, you have me confused with the next girl?

Let me remind you, Jas, you ... you found me boring,

You said that I was not worthy of you and you broke up with me.

Yes, I know, but it was a mistake.

Honey, I love you and I will marry you!

Coat, jacket, coat ...

Jasmine, Jasmine, listen, listen. It's too late

Clearly, we are not the one for the other.

Ma ...

But I'm coming for you.

Yes, I appreciate it, but ...

it's over.

Have you heard?

Give me the ring.

Please, give me the ring.

Jas, please, give me the ring.

Thank you

Valerie! Val!

Val! Valerie!

- Val, wait, where are you going? - Hey, Jake!

- Cam, cha fuck? - I do not know.

Did you say something?

- I know, I act like an idiot ... - Sometimes?

Ok, all the time, but I did not say anything.

- The follow car. - Not in the car, his uncle will kill you.

I have to do something

Whatever you think, you do the opposite.

- The follow. - I knew it...

and then I asked you to do the opposite.

Do not you understand, brother. I'm in love with her.

- I've never loved like this. - That's enough.

I do not want to hear this romantic crap.

Go now

- See you in the finals. - Yes, all right.

- Wait, hold this - What?

Keith gave me a list of places we could find.

- Thanks, man - Yes, yes.

- Hey, Jake. - Yes?

- I love Valerie, brother, she is very pretty. - And how.

I suspect that Cameron oil does not protect at all from the sun.

Because you listened to Kam? Clearly not one of the smartest guys.

- But I have a beautiful complexion. - Dear...

six Scottish. You're not made for tanning.

Valerie, I already have a tan?

I'm not sleeping, Kit, and it is obvious that you are an idiot.

Oh come on, Keith.

- What did I say? - You mentioned Cam's friend Jake.

- Did you know you would be upset. - No, I did not know

two geese because you have not told me anything,

but I want to know why we escaped from that fantastic party.

"It allows you to stimulate the production of melanin ..."

Jake: Valerie, where are you?

Answer please.

Do not even try, Eli.

Jake, grow up before my eyes.

- I can not stay, sorry. - Wait a minute, what happens?

I hurry to put up with someone.

- With your ex? - No.

Oh, the old Eli was right with his advice, right?

Yes, maybe so. Will you come with me?

I would, but you're almost naked, and this bothers me.

- I get it, it bothers you. - What can I say?

Listen, I have to remind you ... damn stubborn ass!

You want a nice satellite phone? It's yours.

- Use it, brother. - Sure!

Has anyone seen the Tramp Naked?

Where is this man?

- Hello? - Cameron, is the uncle Brian.

Oh, hello, Uncle Brian. How can I help you?

Delivery your phone to your stupid friend.

Yes, but it's not here right now.

And where the hell is it?

In fact, I could not tell now.

Cameron, remember that we are relatives and family are sacred,

but if your friend not call me today, I'll kill you.

And even worse ... I'll tell your father to diseredarti.

- Who was? - Nobody.

Continue to sleep.

O...

You know, if you're tired ...

we can do something else.

And and

Come to me!

Here we go!

Angel?

It is you?

You are very dehydrated.

- How did you get here? - We have a locator, remember?

Salve, Mr. King.

- Why do not you answer my calls? - I lost my phone.

Oh, yes, yes, but how we tracked you? Do not lie to me, Jake.

Seriously, I do not know how you found me

Please, shut up and listen, Jake.

- You must do something for me, Jake. - Yes, and what?

A program in the United States wants to do a story on you.

The deadline is next Friday,

then you have ten days to finish.

Ten days? No, it will take three weeks.

Ascoltami, Sheba... "Mr. King!"

Relax, leave it to me.

Jake, you're doing great.

Mr. King means

it will be great if you end the tour in ten days,

and that will double the donation. - These foolish hope ...

- 400 000? - Exactly.

OK, I will try.

You are capable of more. Give it a go.

- I will do it. - Fantastic.

But then, in ten days ...

Yet how did he find me?

- How are you - Let's go.

- Where are you from? - I followed you in the sand.

Friend.

I have to find Valerie. I have to go here

Come on, I know a shortcut.

Hey wait.

My loincloth is loose.

What's up?

Remember what I told you about dogs?

- Running? - Run Run!

Merdaa!

Thing...

It's ready?

Not exactly

- it's not here, and there is no indication of its presence. - What are you talking, Angel?

Now I'm fucked!

Yes, yes, my football team lost.

Okay, I speak English.

Why did not you say that the garlic pasta is so fragrant?

- Is there a problem sir? - Do not worry.

Give me another.

And he?

It's here!

What the hell happened? What happened?

Jake, what's wrong? Hey, kid!

- Jake, what's happening? - Does anyone have a phone?

- If you have a phone? - Call an ambulance.

- What happened? - we ran by a pack of wild dogs.

- They were the dogs? - Not exactly.

While we were running he fell from a rock.

Just on the stones.

Thanks bro

NINE WEEKS LATER

Thanks folks

- I'm Nicky. - Eli.

- Keith and Valerie. - Valerie, eh?

I seem to know your friend.

THREE MONTHS LATER

Hello to all Hello.

Our next guest has become famous for raising funds

for the Children's Hospital of Nightingale.

He crossed the state on foot for being with us today

and I hope he has collected enough money.

We welcome Jake Roadster Naked.

Thank you!

And one, two, three, four,

five, boom!

Jake, they welcomed like a rock star. How do you feel?

Yes, it's very nice, thank you.

You walked 2,500 kilometers on foot,

chased by wild dogs ... you have fallen off a cliff and you ...

Gentlemen, excuse the anxiety,

this is his sponsor Brian King.

- Sit down, Mr. King. - I have to talk to him.

How much did this excursion?

How has collected Roadster Naked to the hospital?

Remember, Jake, Mr. King is a kind man, generous, unselfish.

In all, I thank my main sponsors,

the incredible Mr. King of King Global

and all the generous people I've met along the way who gave me money,

as well as people who have raised funds to my account

I have a check for $ 522,000.

Thank you

Unbelievable.

Congratulations and thanks to all those present.

Many people thought it was a bit 'crazy, your idea.

You know there are easier ways to raise funds.

Yes sure.

So, what made you get up and go to Broome?

- Really, Amila? - Sure.

He was about a girl.

Hello, the charity event is over?

- Then on the way ... - No, you would not be successful without King.

No, seriously ... I had made a proposal to my girlfriend.

I was rejected, dismissed and decided

that this was the best way to get it back.

And it worked?

My ex wanted to come back to me,

but then I realized I did not want. I never want to be with her.

Along the way, I met the girl of my dreams.

It's called Valerie and we fell in love immediately.

She is smart and funny.

She's very beautiful.

And ... it's damn attractive from the sexual point of view.

- Jake, this is a show for families. - Oh, shit, sorry.

But when I was ready to tell her about my feelings ...

she's disappeared.

Do you even know why?

No.

- Because I'm a moron. - Valerie?

Excuse me, miss. We pass directly.

- Not now, Amila. - Valerie?

Point the camera at the girl.

Nothing camera for the girl. No, no, listen to me

Tell them that I was inspiration for you

Sorry.

Sorry for the escape you.

I never understood why.

Because I heard Cameron talk about your plan to abandon the girls,

then I saw Jasmine and I'm angry.

No

I was going to rivelarte my feelings.

Well...

Now you can rivelarmeli.

No.

I traveled thousands of kilometers.

I was stung by a jellyfish. I was bitten by a snake.

I slept in the mud, smeared in my ... never mind.

I was chased by a pack of wild dogs and fell off a cliff.

And yet ... I thought only of you.

So tell me, you feel something for me?

I think I love you, Naked Jake.

- Really? - Really.

I love you very much

Therefore...

Naked Roadster, ladies and gentlemen. We will come back after the announcement.

- Angel? - if?

�Te casar�as conmigo?

No.

Maldita sea.

Maldita sea.