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EL DESNUDO TRAMP
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- �Est�s listo? - No lo s�.
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No s� lo que deber�a estar listo.
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Vamos, Jake, �qu� hacer? Dime que quieres hacer.
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- Ver�s. - �A d�nde vamos?
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Espero que sea un lugar decente, porque se visten desagradablemente.
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- Te dije que es una sorpresa. - Espero que sea de primera clase.
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Come on, get off.
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- So - Jake ...
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- Go, I can stand. - Oh, Jake, take my blindfold.
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- Jake! - Go, I can stand.
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E...
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Surprise!
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Thing?
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I know you love dolphins.
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- Let's go let's go! - Jake!
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Look, dolphins.
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- Jake, it's great, but I ... - Let the dolphins!
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But I wanted to tell you something.
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Jasmine,
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- I'm in love with you at first sight. - Oh, hell.
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You are the light of my eyes and I want to be with you forever.
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- Damn, Jake! - Say it!
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Yes, yes, you are my sweet mustard.
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- You're the bacon in my eggs. - No!
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- Yes, you and I ... - No, Jake, no, please.
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- Yes Yes - Jake, no, no!
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Today I broke up with you!
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Thing?
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But I ... I am making a proposal.
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I do not want to be with you.
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Why?
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You're always happy with everything.
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Explanation wonderful, leave me because I'm very happy?
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It is not easy to be with someone like you, Jake.
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Sorry, but I need someone more outgoing, I do not know, ... more
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- More, more what? - I do not know.
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- Who else? - Anyone who is not you!
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Ciao.
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What happened?
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- Dov'� Jasmine? - Jasmine?
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How do I know? He gave up.
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Thing? Did he give up?
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I said. He gave up.
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- It's crazy, really? - It's no fun, Kam.
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- Cam Cameron ...! - Thing?
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- I made her an offer this morning. - Really?
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- Why the hell did not you tell me? - you'd discouraged.
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- Yes sure. - But it does not matter, because ...
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no longer he wants to be with me.
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And ... I have not even gotten my ring, although he said "no".
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- Why do not You just taken? - I do not know.
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I do not know, I was hoping you could think of
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and understand that we must be together.
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Oh brother, it's so sad
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Do you think I care?
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I do not care.
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Jake. What are you doing here?
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Hi Harry. I'm in another place today?
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Yesterday you did not talk to Jasmine?
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- Yes, he told me everything. - Exactly.
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- So I'm surprised to see you here. - I do not understand the connection.
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Well ... he told me that he did not want you to work here anymore.
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But ... Gas, I worked for you before you start out with Jas.
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- You yourself have brought us together. - Yes, I know, I know,
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but my daughter and thinks it's weird
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that his former work with his father.
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Are you firing me?
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Gas.
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Harry, please, I need this job.
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I'm fired?
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You're firing me?
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Jake!
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Yup?
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My helmet.
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He is crazy?
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It is brand new.
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I wish you well, Jake.
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Damn.
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Jake, why are you here?
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- God, Cam, get something.
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- My house, my rules. - This is your house
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and you do not feel well.
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Why are you cursing?
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The slut Jasmine got me fired from his father.
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- It's right. - Are you serious?
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His motivation is clear.
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- Brother, I do not know what to do without her. - Come on, do not lose heart.
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Jasmine is a slut and you'll be better off without her.
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Do not talk about Jas, is that clear?
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It is a sensual woman, beautiful and sophisticated
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and it's not all over between us, okay?
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Okay, as you say.
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Meanwhile, look ...
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like the girls drooling for this guy.
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- What's so special about him? - Yes, great.
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He crossed the country with a motorcycle in charitable mission.
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Although it seems the butt of Chewbacca, they always run after you.
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- You have to do something. - For example?
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Something grand and beneficial.
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You know how many pussies you?
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I do not need pussies, but my Jas.
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You're in elementary school.
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Because I'm not such an idiot?
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- I'd rather get my girl. - As you wish, but you're a jerk.
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Me spread it on your back?
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I'm not a jerk.
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I asked you on the back.
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Moron.
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Jake, you're a hero to us. How much love ...
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This is what girls look for in a man.
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You have a life so interesting. We will do sex?
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Have sex with us! Have sex with us!
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Jake Yes!
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I'll miss you.
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Hello Friend How is the mood?
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- Normal. - All right.
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Well. Personally mine is incredible.
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You took something?
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No, I did not take anything.
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You will not believe, but I was thinking about your advice
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and you might be right.
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Of course I'm right. What you mean?
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About the charitable mission.
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- Like him, I am ready. - Really?
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But I have not ridden a bike accident.
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I need something else.
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I can not travel.
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- Another idea? - Kayaking in New Zealand.
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Seriously, do you know how dangerous it is?
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Well, it is not that far.
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I guess how many people have died doing it.
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- Take part in the marathon. - Remember what happened in high school.
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Clearly race means nothing, nothing bike. And the kayaking is out of play.
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Listen.
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Since Jasmine has left you ... and you do not even have a job
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- you do not need one here. - Kam!
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I mean you have a lot of time,
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so ... you could cross Australia on foot.
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I like to walk.
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Not bad.
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How much should I walk through Australia?
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15,000 km.
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15,000 What?
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- Shit. - It's too much.
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Maybe then
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- Only Western Australia? - How many kilometers ...
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walk through Western Australia?
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4000 km. I can do it?
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Come with me.
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Give me your phone.
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Okay, stay here.
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At least tell me what we're doing?
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Now we'll see how you do
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to travel 4000 km.
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Well.
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Come to me!
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Guess who I am?
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Be normal, clown. Here we go
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Stop, what have I done?
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- 31 seconds. - All right?
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- They are 50 meters? - No, I'm not.
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Jacko, so go to 6 km / h.
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If you walk ten hours a day ...
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brother, spend three months as well and you will be in chocolate among women.
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Oh, brilliant ... or you can calculate from Margaret River to Broome?
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- 2620 km. - Brother, could not be easier.
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Wonderful, to attract girls
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enjoy your trip to sick children.
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- It would take me a sponsor. - Yup!
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Remember the uncle Brian, the billionaire?
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Why should he? Christmas present for King!
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- Unlikely to refuse. - That bastard?
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- Oh, yes, and it is a scapegoat. - Hello, Angel.
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I woke you up? Ah, Merry Christmas, yes.
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No, this will push the vultures to Twitter to attack me.
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Yes, we have a problem with that picture, Angel.
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You'll have to deal with it. A quarter of a million followers, yes.
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I took it and I dipped in a glass of punch.
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It was fun for a while, but today there is always someone
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by with a camera.
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No privacy and it's not my fault.
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It's Apple's fault.
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- The jacket, the jacket. - Sorry.
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Okay, look. Yup?
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- Chic, unless ... - Never mind.
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Here we go
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Forward to the battle.
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It seems sleep.
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Is dead?
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Uncle Brian!
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Ah, Cameron, how are you?
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- I'm fine, I'm fine. - Nice to hear you.
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Uncle, this is my friend Jake, I told him you.
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Hi, Mr. King. I'm very happy, sir.
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Well, Jake, as I understand it, you're asking for money.
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Yes, I was thinking of giving to charity.
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Yes, but what are you prepared to do?
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I will go to 2500 km from a border state to another.
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- IS? - And the money collected
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we will give them to children in the hospital to be happy.
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Yes, but what else are you going to do for money?
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- What else? - That's all.
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Jake, you know what they are worth my money.
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Recently, a girl asked me for money for a shelter for depressed monsters.
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Oh my God, I gave $ 200,000.
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Tell them what he did, Angel.
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He flew alone with a kite from the Cayman Islands to Texas.
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Anyway, it was blind.
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- Incredible. - A very talented girl,
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but as it were: - No rudder, no sail.
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- You know what I suggest, Jake? - No not at all.
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We need a good sound for printing.
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You may have heard that my newspaper is in trouble
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origliavo while on the Star clothes.
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- Yes, yes, I remember something. - And then that fucking
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around the penis in a glass Christmas party punch.
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- Have you read this? - Yes, Cam showed me something.
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- A lie from A, true Angel? - they hate to be successful, sir.
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Exact
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But your reputation will not hurt if you help sick children.
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Yes, yes, but it must be a kind of boom event.
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Think a moment.
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Can you bring a koala on your back?
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- I do not have a koala. - And a child?
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- Who will give me a child? - Yes, a serious discussion.
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Oh, I know, I'll do it alone and write your name on my backpack.
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Well, you have me at in the mood. I agree
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Angel, preparing a press release. But you'll be just you and your backpack, Jake?
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- And nothing else. - Get up, naked bum.
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- Wonderful. - Oh, no, no ...
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They will stop when I'm naked.
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All right, then with a bandage. Either that or nothing.
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We'll call it "The Wanderer Naked".
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No, no, no, Cameron. I'm not ready
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That's all, Jake. Come on, you disappear.
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Mr. King, maybe at least ...
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- 2500 km naked? - But we had the money!
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Have not you heard? I have to go completely naked.
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- Yes Yes i know. - Kam, listen, I can not.
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At 45 degrees every day with a huge thong!
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You know that my legs are fragile.
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- This is stupid, Cam! - Listen, listen, calm down, huh?
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There are sunscreens, you know?
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It will be easy because you will anoint you already stripped.
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Can you imagine how you will look at the girls?
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Okay, Cam, only I do not want my bird is suffering because of the heat.
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Do not overdo it. Your bird will be in a bandage.
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And anyway, to reassure you, I'll take you to the end.
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- Really? - In the car.
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No one has ever walked naked for so long.
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There is a user. - Listen Naked Roadster.
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You will become a hero, man. - It will be really naked?
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God forbid that very cold face. 2500 miles is naked ... sick!
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They might even call you "man of the year".
256
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- I'm ready - Let's go.
257
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Here we go
258
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It is the uncle.
259
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Reply. Quickly.
260
00:19:44,651 --> 00:19:48,380
- Hello? - Jake, know that I'm watching you.
261
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So do not expose myself, ok?
262
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- We have a satellite location. - I got it.
263
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And do not forget to contact me frequently on Twitter to Mr. Merry Heart.
264
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Yes, Mr. Heart on Twitter.
265
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Jake, do not you dare ruin the event.
266
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My shares fell slightly, and ...
267
00:20:09,727 --> 00:20:14,031
Hello, who says that young people are not interested in anything ?.
268
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This young man is the soul of Australia.
269
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I am proud to support him in this event,
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that will change his life and the lives of thousands of people.
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From now on, Jack ... - Jake ... Jake will be known
272
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as The Naked Roadster.
273
00:20:34,493 --> 00:20:39,213
Now look at Jake waiting for the $ 200,000 at the end of his journey,
274
00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:42,116
which I will donate willingly.
275
00:20:42,959 --> 00:20:45,033
Well, I'm just that kind of person.
276
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So good luck, Naked Roadster.
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Thank you
278
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Who's next?
279
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You're here, you're really coming?
280
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Did you think I would not have come to wish you good luck?
281
00:21:04,731 --> 00:21:08,164
- How do you feel, Jake? - Enough, enough.
282
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Come on, man.
283
00:21:10,779 --> 00:21:12,781
Hurry up.
284
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Good luck friend.
285
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Thank you
286
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Jake.
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Jake, I'm Angel.
288
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Mr. King asked me to tell you: "Son of a bitch, you have to make it."
289
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Otherwise, do not come back.
290
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Move the pistons, come on!
291
00:22:40,427 --> 00:22:43,389
- My support team arrived. - How are you?
292
00:22:43,539 --> 00:22:47,017
Well, with all these machines and dirty people ...
293
00:22:47,168 --> 00:22:51,439
It's because you're a celebrity now. You will know the news today.
294
00:22:51,589 --> 00:22:54,075
- Is it really that great? - Yes, cool.
295
00:22:54,225 --> 00:22:58,515
- Where do we meet again? - Cam, we repeated 500 times.
296
00:22:58,665 --> 00:23:02,669
It's all on paper I gave you. Do you have it, right?
297
00:23:02,819 --> 00:23:05,603
Yes, yes, I do. All six.
298
00:23:06,395 --> 00:23:09,398
Checking something ... and I go back a second.
299
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Wait, Cam, where ...
300
00:23:47,936 --> 00:23:50,314
On the way, I'm walking ...
301
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On the way, I'm walking ...
302
00:23:59,531 --> 00:24:01,825
The singing alone ...
303
00:24:03,302 --> 00:24:04,304
Ciao.
304
00:24:05,235 --> 00:24:07,838
Oh, damn! Where are you from?
305
00:24:07,988 --> 00:24:11,063
- You scared me to death. - Where are you from?
306
00:24:11,699 --> 00:24:15,637
Why are you naked? Were you raped?
307
00:24:15,996 --> 00:24:19,549
- Not at all, I am the bare bum. - So you're a blockhead?
308
00:24:19,699 --> 00:24:23,346
No, I am not a blockhead. They are in for charity trip.
309
00:24:23,496 --> 00:24:26,559
A company is sponsoring me being naked and makes it more interesting.
310
00:24:26,762 --> 00:24:29,711
- It's bullshit. - No ... yes, a bit '.
311
00:24:29,878 --> 00:24:33,740
It does not matter, but who are you? What are you doing here?
312
00:24:33,890 --> 00:24:38,278
- Eli, I'm back in the desert. - I'm Jake, please.
313
00:24:38,428 --> 00:24:40,396
What are you doing here?
314
00:24:40,466 --> 00:24:44,899
I'll be back to the hermitage. I want to live there as my ancestors for a few months.
315
00:24:45,234 --> 00:24:48,761
Really amazing. You will walk a bit 'with me?
316
00:24:49,178 --> 00:24:53,333
In this heat ... not good. Even if you pay me.
317
00:24:54,014 --> 00:24:56,419
It's right. Happy to meet you, brother.
318
00:24:56,424 --> 00:24:57,608
See you around.
319
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320
00:26:48,413 --> 00:26:50,665
Excuse me Are you okay?
321
00:26:51,957 --> 00:26:54,294
Yes thanks. And how are you
322
00:26:54,444 --> 00:26:59,023
- Okay, but because you're practically naked? - Oh, it's for children.
323
00:26:59,174 --> 00:27:01,910
- Sorry? - I'm naked for the sake of children.
324
00:27:02,061 --> 00:27:03,954
- Pervert! - No, no, no.
325
00:27:04,105 --> 00:27:06,947
That's how I collect money for sick children
326
00:27:07,098 --> 00:27:09,234
and my nudity is part of the condition.
327
00:27:09,384 --> 00:27:13,329
I still have about 2000 kilometers. By the way, I'm Jake.
328
00:27:13,479 --> 00:27:16,357
Enjoyment, Jake. They Nicky ...
329
00:27:16,899 --> 00:27:21,262
Valerie, and he is Keith. I must admit that you won.
330
00:27:21,412 --> 00:27:24,215
- Thing? - I've seen a lot of crazy things,
331
00:27:24,365 --> 00:27:28,078
- but you surpass them all. - Really amazing.
332
00:27:28,453 --> 00:27:30,996
- And where do you go? - Cervantes.
333
00:27:31,164 --> 00:27:34,739
- There you go too? - Yes, I'll be there in three days.
334
00:27:34,889 --> 00:27:37,687
I have to give you something? I want to give you something.
335
00:27:37,837 --> 00:27:40,090
- Here. - Thank you
336
00:27:41,132 --> 00:27:43,534
We found in Cervantes, Naked Jake.
337
00:27:43,684 --> 00:27:45,686
Definitely.
338
00:28:24,425 --> 00:28:26,427
Oh my God
339
00:28:27,262 --> 00:28:29,798
They told me they'd be gone from these parts
340
00:28:29,948 --> 00:28:33,910
and I used the laws of attraction to lure you.
341
00:28:34,352 --> 00:28:38,022
I sent a request to the universe. Let me hug you!
342
00:28:38,939 --> 00:28:42,860
Something to drink? Tea, coffee?
343
00:28:43,153 --> 00:28:45,689
Come on, I'll get you something.
344
00:28:45,839 --> 00:28:48,176
Okay, but I'm looking for a son ...
345
00:28:59,585 --> 00:29:01,587
Thanks so much.
346
00:29:02,004 --> 00:29:04,204
I'll be right back...
347
00:29:04,549 --> 00:29:06,551
Ok.
348
00:29:33,953 --> 00:29:37,807
Fate gave me an appointment with you, Jake.
349
00:29:37,957 --> 00:29:41,086
... What do you know my name?
350
00:29:41,294 --> 00:29:43,713
I saw you on TV the other day.
351
00:29:43,879 --> 00:29:46,616
And I read your tweets. They Galina
352
00:29:46,966 --> 00:29:50,361
- Here, take them. - So many, why?
353
00:29:50,511 --> 00:29:53,943
- Collect money, right? - Yes, but a lot of money ...
354
00:29:54,094 --> 00:29:57,597
You will reap nothing but take money from people.
355
00:29:57,747 --> 00:29:59,749
Well.
356
00:30:01,939 --> 00:30:07,128
I guess the point is to walk walk, walk ...
357
00:30:07,278 --> 00:30:10,873
- No? - Sometimes I stop eating.
358
00:30:13,743 --> 00:30:16,818
And what do you do when you need a bath?
359
00:30:16,968 --> 00:30:21,973
The small need is clear, but the big one is probably difficult?
360
00:30:22,460 --> 00:30:25,930
I'm sorry, I remembered that I had a bit 'of work to do.
361
00:30:26,081 --> 00:30:30,060
- Really? - Yes, sorry, see you again.
362
00:30:31,427 --> 00:30:33,429
Thank you!
363
00:30:53,199 --> 00:30:55,326
Not so naked, Jake.
364
00:30:55,910 --> 00:30:58,621
- You're dressed? - Yes I am.
365
00:30:59,038 --> 00:31:02,925
Valerie, right? Yes, yes, I did not expect to see you here.
366
00:31:03,076 --> 00:31:05,420
What happens? You're a little 'embarrassed.
367
00:31:05,670 --> 00:31:07,739
No, no, I'm a bit 'overheated.
368
00:31:08,423 --> 00:31:10,997
Tan would not hurt.
369
00:31:11,148 --> 00:31:15,596
- Do you know if there are jellyfish? - Here ... no, I think not.
370
00:31:16,013 --> 00:31:19,642
Okay, you come with me?
371
00:31:19,975 --> 00:31:22,353
No, for now, I want to tan.
372
00:31:23,646 --> 00:31:26,383
Yes, yes, then I'll wait.
373
00:31:27,525 --> 00:31:29,527
Well.
374
00:31:35,241 --> 00:31:37,910
... Perhaps I can help you?
375
00:31:38,061 --> 00:31:40,063
Yes thanks
376
00:31:44,209 --> 00:31:46,377
Only here?
377
00:31:47,002 --> 00:31:49,004
Now.
378
00:31:49,297 --> 00:31:51,299
Do you really burn.
379
00:31:52,692 --> 00:31:54,694
I burn?
380
00:31:54,844 --> 00:31:57,648
- The sun, the Australian sun. - Oh yes.
381
00:31:57,678 --> 00:31:59,194
There is an ozone hole here, so ...
382
00:31:59,295 --> 00:32:01,012
Yes, it hurts.
383
00:32:08,358 --> 00:32:10,360
Great view, eh?
384
00:32:11,527 --> 00:32:15,215
- Where does that beauty? - Oh my God.
385
00:32:15,365 --> 00:32:20,120
I have lived in many places but there is nothing like it anywhere.
386
00:32:20,411 --> 00:32:23,373
- You know what to do, right? - Thing?
387
00:32:23,623 --> 00:32:27,143
Marry an Australian to stay here.
388
00:32:27,293 --> 00:32:32,012
And would you marry me to get me to have Australian citizenship?
389
00:32:32,163 --> 00:32:35,283
- It will be nice, just ... - No, no, this is ...
390
00:32:35,575 --> 00:32:38,012
- Are you joking. - Sure.
391
00:32:38,263 --> 00:32:40,556
Did I miss.
392
00:32:45,232 --> 00:32:47,806
- It was ... - And tell me more ...
393
00:32:47,956 --> 00:32:50,416
Your charity trip.
394
00:32:50,566 --> 00:32:54,770
Well, I have to get to Broome in the north.
395
00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:57,382
- It looks like a "boom"! - Yes almost.
396
00:32:57,532 --> 00:33:02,404
And if I did, I would give 200,000 for a children's hospital.
397
00:33:02,554 --> 00:33:04,556
$ 200,000?
398
00:33:05,956 --> 00:33:07,958
Amazing, Jake.
399
00:33:08,334 --> 00:33:11,562
How odd ... I have a granddaughter.
400
00:33:11,712 --> 00:33:15,431
He has three years and literally leaves no hospitals.
401
00:33:15,581 --> 00:33:19,220
- he is a very brave girl. - Yes sure.
402
00:33:19,403 --> 00:33:21,834
Do not lie, do not deceive me again.
403
00:33:21,984 --> 00:33:24,826
Once that's fine, but the second is not.
404
00:33:24,976 --> 00:33:27,979
- Thing? - Oh, what the hell you were not kidding?
405
00:33:28,130 --> 00:33:30,798
- No. - Oh, I am exposed.
406
00:33:31,264 --> 00:33:33,334
- Nothing nothing. - Maybe...
407
00:33:33,339 --> 00:33:35,627
- Jake naked, hello! - Hello!
408
00:33:35,777 --> 00:33:37,431
- Nicky! - You're real.
409
00:33:37,572 --> 00:33:40,359
The girls were talking about you, but I thought you were inventing.
410
00:33:40,652 --> 00:33:43,727
- No, I exist, what's your name? - Kit.
411
00:33:43,877 --> 00:33:46,079
- You're Scottish. - Yes, late.
412
00:33:48,143 --> 00:33:50,453
- Will you come to swim? - Now?
413
00:33:50,765 --> 00:33:52,767
Here we go
414
00:34:00,983 --> 00:34:02,985
Come?
415
00:34:07,782 --> 00:34:09,784
Pick me up!
416
00:34:10,159 --> 00:34:12,161
- Pick me up! - Here!
417
00:34:22,715 --> 00:34:24,717
For new friends.
418
00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:29,322
Jake, what else do
419
00:34:29,472 --> 00:34:33,701
in addition to long walks? - Work on roofs.
420
00:34:33,851 --> 00:34:37,871
- That is ... before. - You have been withdrawn?
421
00:34:38,021 --> 00:34:40,667
I'm not retired. They fired me.
422
00:34:40,874 --> 00:34:42,876
Clearly.
423
00:34:43,026 --> 00:34:47,246
- And they did just before the trip? - No it is not true.
424
00:34:47,396 --> 00:34:51,344
- I had a disagreement with the boss. - Someone is waiting for you at the end?
425
00:34:51,494 --> 00:34:55,213
- Probably just my neighbor Kam. - Do not you have a girlfriend?
426
00:34:55,363 --> 00:34:57,266
No I do not know.
427
00:34:57,416 --> 00:35:01,754
- Even Valerie has a boyfriend. - Keith, is a tedious suggestion.
428
00:35:01,937 --> 00:35:04,940
- But it's free, done. - People are here.
429
00:35:05,090 --> 00:35:08,152
Be kind to her, they have left recently.
430
00:35:08,302 --> 00:35:12,681
- He was clearly an idiot. - Well said, Jake.
431
00:35:12,931 --> 00:35:15,534
I'll go get something to drink.
432
00:35:15,684 --> 00:35:18,912
- God, why are you so creepy? - Thing?
433
00:35:19,062 --> 00:35:21,332
He wanted to be friendly.
434
00:35:21,482 --> 00:35:25,479
- And what, I complimented. - Thanks, Keith.
435
00:35:25,903 --> 00:35:29,382
- No! - Yes, yes, sorry.
436
00:35:29,532 --> 00:35:31,925
No, we bought it, so we should.
437
00:35:32,075 --> 00:35:36,289
- This is the last one, so ... - Oh, no, no, no.
438
00:35:36,621 --> 00:35:38,766
- You deserve it. - I deserve it!
439
00:35:38,916 --> 00:35:42,586
- Yes, you deserve two sips them. - Okay, convince me.
440
00:35:42,753 --> 00:35:47,809
- Why is it so complicated? - This is the decisive battle, come on.
441
00:35:47,959 --> 00:35:50,812
Here we go.
442
00:35:51,345 --> 00:35:54,598
- Bring me. - No.
443
00:35:54,890 --> 00:35:57,826
OK, we're leaving. Good night
444
00:35:57,976 --> 00:36:01,397
- Do not leave. - It is early!
445
00:36:03,957 --> 00:36:05,959
And I go to sleep.
446
00:36:06,109 --> 00:36:08,111
Well. - We are.
447
00:36:12,366 --> 00:36:14,577
We played well.
448
00:36:15,118 --> 00:36:17,120
I won.
449
00:36:22,084 --> 00:36:24,086
See you later.
450
00:37:07,591 --> 00:37:10,912
I'm glad you have noticed your sweet ass on the way to the banquet, Jake.
451
00:37:11,488 --> 00:37:12,335
452
00:37:15,474 --> 00:37:17,476
Jake?
453
00:38:05,774 --> 00:38:07,776
Valerie.
454
00:38:12,906 --> 00:38:14,908
Valerie!
455
00:39:07,711 --> 00:39:09,713
Jake!
456
00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:13,985
- Hey, what are you doing? - What am I doing?
457
00:39:14,135 --> 00:39:18,973
- Do you want to leave without saying goodbye? - I did not mean to wake you.
458
00:39:19,182 --> 00:39:22,018
In vain, I wanted to see you this morning.
459
00:39:22,768 --> 00:39:26,080
- I have something for you. - Really?
460
00:39:26,230 --> 00:39:31,235
Dad gave it to me when I left. It's a good luck charm for travelers.
461
00:39:31,835 --> 00:39:33,837
It's a pig.
462
00:39:33,988 --> 00:39:37,408
- Well, yes, lucky pig. - Pink pig.
463
00:39:37,825 --> 00:39:41,896
- Okay, give me the pig ... - No, I like it, wait.
464
00:39:42,047 --> 00:39:44,290
- Thank you you're welcome.
465
00:39:44,457 --> 00:39:47,794
I just ... I do not have pockets.
466
00:39:48,544 --> 00:39:50,546
A second.
467
00:39:51,797 --> 00:39:53,799
Yes, this will work.
468
00:39:54,733 --> 00:39:56,735
What are you laughing?
469
00:39:56,885 --> 00:39:58,887
It's really on my ass?
470
00:39:59,222 --> 00:40:01,224
No, your pig is going.
471
00:40:01,740 --> 00:40:03,742
Fico.
472
00:40:03,892 --> 00:40:06,645
- FIG. - We get a selfie?
473
00:40:07,063 --> 00:40:11,192
- Together? - You and me ... for a souvenir?
474
00:40:13,669 --> 00:40:15,671
Ready?
475
00:40:15,821 --> 00:40:17,823
- FIG. - Thank you
476
00:40:20,576 --> 00:40:22,578
We'll meet again?
477
00:40:23,579 --> 00:40:25,581
Maybe.
478
00:40:28,001 --> 00:40:30,253
- I hope. - I hope too.
479
00:40:38,344 --> 00:40:41,747
Nine days on the road. This hike is not so bad.
480
00:41:00,783 --> 00:41:04,430
Hey, support, I have nothing to eat. Where are you?
481
00:41:05,579 --> 00:41:07,581
No.
482
00:41:08,958 --> 00:41:10,960
No.
483
00:41:11,294 --> 00:41:13,296
Yup.
484
00:41:32,523 --> 00:41:36,099
Cam, I only have a can of sardines, where are you?
485
00:41:50,959 --> 00:41:53,586
Cam, I'm your friend Jake.
486
00:41:54,712 --> 00:41:58,274
I have nothing to eat and I will die soon,
487
00:41:58,424 --> 00:42:02,011
but I want you to know that you're already dead to me.
488
00:42:02,553 --> 00:42:04,555
I die and you die.
489
00:42:05,014 --> 00:42:07,016
Take care.
490
00:42:21,965 --> 00:42:23,967
Jake. Sono Mr. King.
491
00:42:24,117 --> 00:42:28,764
- Good morning Mr King, how are you, sir? - And I was better, Jake.
492
00:42:28,914 --> 00:42:31,874
There is an article for me Huffington Post today.
493
00:42:32,025 --> 00:42:33,710
Something unpleasant?
494
00:42:33,860 --> 00:42:37,171
Yes, they interviewed my former secretary.
495
00:42:37,964 --> 00:42:42,327
- He's mad at you? - he was compared to Joseph Stalin.
496
00:42:42,568 --> 00:42:44,570
First...
497
00:42:44,720 --> 00:42:46,722
It's open!
498
00:42:46,889 --> 00:42:50,868
Well, now it works. I do not see a lot of Tweet,
499
00:42:51,019 --> 00:42:56,332
but the public should know of my generosity and kindness.
500
00:42:56,482 --> 00:42:59,610
- I qualchce problemma on the phone ... - Second!
501
00:42:59,986 --> 00:43:04,073
The Vindaluto here. The Chicken Masala here.
502
00:43:04,657 --> 00:43:06,659
The beer here.
503
00:43:07,260 --> 00:43:09,262
The Bhindi here.
504
00:43:09,412 --> 00:43:13,041
Very well. Eggplants there.
505
00:43:14,625 --> 00:43:16,627
Oh yes and rice.
506
00:43:16,835 --> 00:43:19,672
And when you work your widget?
507
00:43:20,381 --> 00:43:25,278
Tomorrow I will go to Kalbari and publish a tweet, ok?
508
00:43:25,428 --> 00:43:27,780
And not just one, Jake, please.
509
00:43:27,930 --> 00:43:30,950
You know, $ 200,000 is a lot of money.
510
00:43:31,100 --> 00:43:33,369
For me they are not, but for most people they are.
511
00:43:33,519 --> 00:43:36,497
Listen, Mr. King, I have a bit 'of hunger here.
512
00:43:36,647 --> 00:43:39,650
- Listen, you ... - This is veal,
513
00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:42,446
- and I have ordered kangaroo. - Mr. King?
514
00:43:42,736 --> 00:43:46,340
People like you incite racial hatred.
515
00:44:02,881 --> 00:44:04,883
Hey bare bum!
516
00:44:05,259 --> 00:44:08,262
- Oh dear ... - Calm down, Jake, it's me.
517
00:44:08,412 --> 00:44:12,416
Eli, why not sincerely like a normal person?
518
00:44:14,643 --> 00:44:18,206
Why did you stop here? It is full of wild dogs.
519
00:44:18,356 --> 00:44:22,218
wild dogs? There are wild dogs?
520
00:44:22,368 --> 00:44:24,578
- You're running ... fast. - How fast?
521
00:44:24,786 --> 00:44:26,788
Very fast.
522
00:44:26,990 --> 00:44:29,135
What else should I be afraid?
523
00:44:29,425 --> 00:44:31,856
Of brown snakes, lizards pastures,
524
00:44:32,007 --> 00:44:35,718
water spiders, scorpions. Aborigines.
525
00:44:38,267 --> 00:44:40,269
You have something to eat?
526
00:44:40,419 --> 00:44:43,756
No no support has failed me.
527
00:44:44,132 --> 00:44:47,969
Well, light a fire. You're roasting.
528
00:44:48,136 --> 00:44:50,138
It's a rat?
529
00:45:23,354 --> 00:45:26,507
Cameron? Pile...
530
00:45:26,921 --> 00:45:30,211
Where I was hungry. I had to eat a rat!
531
00:45:30,361 --> 00:45:33,364
- And I do not eat mice! - Listen to me.
532
00:45:33,514 --> 00:45:37,451
- You have no idea what happened to me. - Lost your map?
533
00:45:37,601 --> 00:45:41,497
- Lost your map! - No, I did not, I lost the car.
534
00:45:41,647 --> 00:45:43,721
- Thing? - And the map was inside.
535
00:45:44,483 --> 00:45:47,201
I do not know what to say, Cameron.
536
00:45:47,351 --> 00:45:51,549
- Please, give me something. - You have not heard, I lost the car.
537
00:45:51,699 --> 00:45:56,179
And your food ... hello, hello. Wait, there's still something.
538
00:45:56,329 --> 00:45:58,331
Look what I bought you.
539
00:45:58,589 --> 00:46:01,184
- Thank you, very appetizing. - You are welcome.
540
00:46:01,334 --> 00:46:04,552
At least give me a drink of water, at least something, Cam, brother.
541
00:46:04,702 --> 00:46:08,206
You know what ... a moment. I did not drink the milk.
542
00:46:08,356 --> 00:46:10,134
Have a good time.
543
00:46:10,468 --> 00:46:12,470
No, Cam, no!
544
00:46:17,241 --> 00:46:20,619
- You did it on purpose? - I'll get you some food.
545
00:46:20,769 --> 00:46:23,058
- You did it on purpose. - No I did not.
546
00:46:25,398 --> 00:46:29,045
Cam, do not leave here without food. - Get your things.
547
00:46:29,195 --> 00:46:31,483
- Cam, you're doing? - See you.
548
00:46:32,823 --> 00:46:34,825
- Cam! - Leave the car!
549
00:47:01,019 --> 00:47:03,021
Now.
550
00:47:05,564 --> 00:47:07,566
Hell, you fucking rat!
551
00:47:18,286 --> 00:47:20,288
Hey friend.
552
00:47:20,746 --> 00:47:22,748
I did not see you.
553
00:47:23,082 --> 00:47:25,977
Is that your house? Sorry.
554
00:47:26,127 --> 00:47:30,999
Okay, I forget that we met.
555
00:47:31,924 --> 00:47:34,213
Wait, I just take my backpack.
556
00:47:34,843 --> 00:47:36,845
I will not touch.
557
00:47:39,823 --> 00:47:41,825
Goods.
558
00:47:41,976 --> 00:47:43,978
Goods.
559
00:47:44,770 --> 00:47:46,772
Goods.
560
00:48:07,351 --> 00:48:10,504
- Take it easy - Eli?
561
00:48:11,405 --> 00:48:15,276
Eli, I'm so happy to see you. Brother, I thought I would die.
562
00:48:15,426 --> 00:48:20,003
- he was bitten by a snake and I lost consciousness. - It was a python, they are not poisonous.
563
00:48:20,153 --> 00:48:24,118
No, no, it was another snake, because I passed out immediately.
564
00:48:24,268 --> 00:48:27,629
- You passed out from the heat. - From hot as hot?
565
00:48:27,779 --> 00:48:30,174
Yes, and there was all that shit.
566
00:48:30,324 --> 00:48:34,320
Thing? Do not!
567
00:48:34,653 --> 00:48:36,655
No!
568
00:48:39,492 --> 00:48:42,678
Oh, God, my head explodes.
569
00:48:42,828 --> 00:48:44,830
It is obviously by the resistance.
570
00:48:45,456 --> 00:48:49,518
- Which resistance? - I found you in the shit.
571
00:48:49,668 --> 00:48:53,206
The ants were tuned and I could not leave you there.
572
00:48:53,356 --> 00:48:57,151
I could not take all the shit, so I dragged you.
573
00:48:57,301 --> 00:49:00,396
I was careful, but here the desert is rocky.
574
00:49:01,990 --> 00:49:03,992
Tell one at a time.
575
00:49:04,142 --> 00:49:06,144
I was bitten by a snake ...
576
00:49:06,352 --> 00:49:08,354
and I went crazy.
577
00:49:08,562 --> 00:49:12,781
And then you dragged me on the rocks, no jokes?
578
00:49:12,931 --> 00:49:15,220
I thought you said thank you.
579
00:49:17,947 --> 00:49:19,949
Thank you
580
00:49:22,493 --> 00:49:24,495
Sai, Jake ...
581
00:49:25,246 --> 00:49:28,499
Even I feel bad. I have a stomach ache.
582
00:49:28,958 --> 00:49:32,628
Really? Why?
583
00:49:33,379 --> 00:49:36,668
When I found you unconscious on shit,
584
00:49:37,383 --> 00:49:41,602
I laughed so hard I stretched stomach muscles.
585
00:49:43,514 --> 00:49:45,516
Bastardo!
586
00:49:59,088 --> 00:50:01,090
Good morning
587
00:50:01,240 --> 00:50:03,242
It has a delicious smell.
588
00:50:03,534 --> 00:50:05,536
Are you feeling better?
589
00:50:05,911 --> 00:50:09,140
- It is - Tell me Jake ...
590
00:50:09,290 --> 00:50:13,723
I understand love, but why do you mock?
591
00:50:13,873 --> 00:50:15,875
Actually about a girl.
592
00:50:16,380 --> 00:50:18,582
You have seen many movies, bro.
593
00:50:18,732 --> 00:50:21,878
Let me guess. The girl is not on your level,
594
00:50:22,029 --> 00:50:25,531
but with this excursion to you you will show that you exist.
595
00:50:25,681 --> 00:50:28,042
- Not true - I do not know
596
00:50:28,192 --> 00:50:32,554
only losing everything we can do what we want?
597
00:50:33,272 --> 00:50:35,990
It's an old saying Aboriginal?
598
00:50:36,140 --> 00:50:38,018
No, it's about Fight Club.
599
00:50:38,168 --> 00:50:41,447
The important thing is that you're on an incredible journey
600
00:50:41,697 --> 00:50:46,060
and you have to leave the past in the past and grow along the way.
601
00:50:46,210 --> 00:50:50,164
You will not be the same after the hike. And it is fantastic.
602
00:50:50,581 --> 00:50:55,003
- And this is Forest Gump. - No, this is Eli, my brother.
603
00:50:56,337 --> 00:50:59,607
Now we met girls ... we are strong!
604
00:50:59,757 --> 00:51:03,369
King Global is pressing its director to resign
605
00:51:03,519 --> 00:51:05,721
It is on track.
606
00:51:06,722 --> 00:51:09,259
Jasmine: I miss you, dear, kisses
607
00:51:26,217 --> 00:51:28,219
Oh thanks!
608
00:51:28,369 --> 00:51:32,415
- Thanks so much! - Hello, Jake.
609
00:51:33,041 --> 00:51:36,419
- We are pleased to see you. - Hello
610
00:51:36,877 --> 00:51:39,880
- This is my daughter Teresa. - Hello, Teresa.
611
00:51:40,031 --> 00:51:42,033
- Nice to conocerti. - My pleasure.
612
00:51:43,176 --> 00:51:45,605
Teresa, what did you say to Jake?
613
00:51:45,714 --> 00:51:47,014
I just wanted to say thank you.
614
00:51:48,171 --> 00:51:52,627
I'm very happy to help you.
615
00:51:52,777 --> 00:51:54,779
come to me
616
00:51:55,354 --> 00:51:57,823
- I like your hat. - Thank you
617
00:51:59,375 --> 00:52:02,711
- Well, then ... - Thank you, Jake.
618
00:52:02,861 --> 00:52:07,666
- May there be more like you in the world. - Jake, Jake, how are you feeling? "
619
00:52:07,816 --> 00:52:10,469
Well, I'm happy to be here
620
00:52:10,619 --> 00:52:13,556
and I am grateful for your support.
621
00:52:13,706 --> 00:52:16,996
- Were there any funny events along the way? - Nothing like that.
622
00:52:17,146 --> 00:52:20,263
I like to travel, meet good people
623
00:52:20,413 --> 00:52:23,416
and I try not to get killed by the local fauna.
624
00:52:23,566 --> 00:52:25,651
How is your relationship to the King Global,
625
00:52:25,801 --> 00:52:29,591
especially with Mr. King, you are given the recent allegations?
626
00:52:29,741 --> 00:52:33,031
Recent accusations ... No, I know nothing,
627
00:52:33,181 --> 00:52:35,183
so no comment.
628
00:52:35,411 --> 00:52:38,914
Okay, I ... Hey, you came!
629
00:52:39,065 --> 00:52:41,859
We heard of a crazy naked around the city
630
00:52:42,010 --> 00:52:44,655
and we decided to take a look. - Really?
631
00:52:44,805 --> 00:52:47,499
- Yes. - And where, I can not see it?
632
00:52:47,966 --> 00:52:51,743
Oh, just, you wanted to see me. Admit it.
633
00:52:51,911 --> 00:52:54,613
This is closer to the truth.
634
00:52:55,180 --> 00:52:58,112
- It's all right, Jake? - Yes, great.
635
00:52:58,262 --> 00:53:00,765
I am a bit 'tired, but okay.
636
00:53:01,244 --> 00:53:05,373
- Where do you spend the night? - Backpacker Hostel.
637
00:53:05,624 --> 00:53:08,427
And for me, there will be a place?
638
00:53:08,578 --> 00:53:11,114
I think Valerie has a place for you.
639
00:53:11,263 --> 00:53:13,699
Stay with us at night if you want.
640
00:53:14,149 --> 00:53:17,318
- Hey, Jake! - No I do not know you.
641
00:53:17,469 --> 00:53:20,186
Brother, really? Are you still angry with me?
642
00:53:20,336 --> 00:53:22,364
Yes, Cam, I am very angry with you.
643
00:53:22,515 --> 00:53:24,937
I thought you were saying
644
00:53:25,088 --> 00:53:27,871
but so far everything is zero then ...
645
00:53:28,813 --> 00:53:32,532
Okay ... Cam, these are the guys. Guys, this is Kam.
646
00:53:32,682 --> 00:53:35,471
- A disaster as a friend. - Hello
647
00:53:35,621 --> 00:53:40,294
But wait, can I come with you?
648
00:53:43,512 --> 00:53:48,934
You know ... I'm glad you're here. I wanted to tell you something.
649
00:53:49,333 --> 00:53:51,979
- Is it something serious? - Very, follow me.
650
00:53:52,521 --> 00:53:58,744
Listen, it's a bit 'strange, so I'll be direct.
651
00:53:58,894 --> 00:54:03,723
Just I do not like her nipples fixed me at every opportunity.
652
00:54:03,890 --> 00:54:07,426
- My eyes are here, okay? - And who was staring at me on the beach?
653
00:54:07,577 --> 00:54:09,579
It was not you?
654
00:54:09,729 --> 00:54:13,733
just I wanted to make sure there were no errors.
655
00:54:13,883 --> 00:54:18,472
- Australia is very dangerous ... - Thanks, you're very thoughtful.
656
00:54:18,622 --> 00:54:20,423
I do what I can.
657
00:54:20,632 --> 00:54:23,535
Are you really okay?
658
00:54:23,785 --> 00:54:27,514
- Why? - it seems like crap.
659
00:54:27,664 --> 00:54:30,867
- There is a bit 'of that work. - Partially yes.
660
00:54:31,793 --> 00:54:33,795
I'm terribly tired.
661
00:54:35,296 --> 00:54:39,086
Walking is not a problem, but at night I can not sleep.
662
00:54:39,236 --> 00:54:43,555
- Why? - Different sounds ... the desert.
663
00:54:43,763 --> 00:54:47,433
People keep telling me about their sick children.
664
00:54:47,584 --> 00:54:50,545
You saw yourself that little girl.
665
00:54:51,563 --> 00:54:54,023
It saddens me greatly.
666
00:54:55,108 --> 00:54:58,528
But bring your tribute and that's the main thing.
667
00:54:59,128 --> 00:55:01,130
Thank you
668
00:55:01,280 --> 00:55:06,995
- Thanks - Come tonight we will sleep under a roof.
669
00:55:07,286 --> 00:55:10,707
Relax and rest well.
670
00:55:10,874 --> 00:55:13,877
- I promise not to drink. - All right.
671
00:55:23,637 --> 00:55:27,098
God, how good it is to eat well-cooked food.
672
00:55:27,306 --> 00:55:29,851
As you walk?
673
00:55:30,727 --> 00:55:35,160
Every day for two months and reach my goal.
674
00:55:35,310 --> 00:55:37,531
Honestly, why are you torturing so?
675
00:55:37,722 --> 00:55:40,839
- To my ex. - Really?
676
00:55:41,139 --> 00:55:45,077
I decided to show her that they are not boring.
677
00:55:45,227 --> 00:55:47,745
What the fuck ... and it works?
678
00:55:47,896 --> 00:55:51,967
He wrote to me today that I miss a lot ...
679
00:55:52,859 --> 00:55:54,861
What about Valerie?
680
00:55:56,696 --> 00:55:59,366
- Which Valerie? - It's so obvious.
681
00:55:59,516 --> 00:56:04,445
Nicky clogged called me, but I see you looking at her.
682
00:56:04,787 --> 00:56:08,541
Yes, but we just met. This is crazy.
683
00:56:09,317 --> 00:56:13,071
- Did he say something about me? - No need, brother.
684
00:56:13,221 --> 00:56:16,824
Once you met her, can no longer travel.
685
00:56:16,975 --> 00:56:19,836
Solo: "It is Jake? This is Jake"?
686
00:56:19,986 --> 00:56:22,740
It's like a mad dog with his tongue out.
687
00:56:23,056 --> 00:56:26,193
- What are you talking, you idiots? - Of dogs.
688
00:56:26,343 --> 00:56:29,370
- Thing? - The man's best friend.
689
00:56:29,520 --> 00:56:33,024
I said it would be nice to have a dog.
690
00:56:33,174 --> 00:56:37,387
- Yes, yes, I love dogs. - Kam, no one asked you.
691
00:56:37,820 --> 00:56:40,966
Jake, how many times I have to apologize to you?
692
00:56:41,116 --> 00:56:44,453
My car is full of foods for you.
693
00:56:44,603 --> 00:56:48,674
Jake, do not be cruel. He apologized a hundred times.
694
00:56:49,582 --> 00:56:52,936
Okay, I forgive you for being the worst of people.
695
00:56:53,086 --> 00:56:57,399
- I agree - A drunk who will play the game today?
696
00:56:57,549 --> 00:57:00,735
- Oh no, Valerie, you promised. - No!
697
00:57:00,886 --> 00:57:04,556
Jakey does not drink tonight. It has a long way to go.
698
00:57:04,706 --> 00:57:09,052
- The save. - But we get drunk.
699
00:57:09,202 --> 00:57:13,540
Jake, I told the manager who you were and gave you a separate room.
700
00:57:13,690 --> 00:57:17,766
- The word "separate" implies ... - Keith, do not meddle!
701
00:57:17,917 --> 00:57:21,128
- I accompany you? - Yes, I will be grateful.
702
00:57:24,575 --> 00:57:26,577
The backpack?
703
00:57:27,287 --> 00:57:30,863
They set out to indulge in lewd games.
704
00:57:31,013 --> 00:57:33,307
Oh, grow up a bit '! Child.
705
00:57:34,961 --> 00:57:39,365
- Jake will eat not. - Sure, take it.
706
00:57:40,630 --> 00:57:45,769
- I'll help you relax. - Why do you think that it is taught?
707
00:57:45,919 --> 00:57:48,089
Oh, God, I do not know.
708
00:57:49,222 --> 00:57:52,154
- Do you like? - Oh, no, it's really cute.
709
00:57:53,018 --> 00:57:57,689
I wonder why you decided to visit Australia?
710
00:57:58,940 --> 00:58:01,658
In short, I've always dreamed of.
711
00:58:01,808 --> 00:58:03,563
And in more detail?
712
00:58:03,713 --> 00:58:07,615
My sister said: "Turn away from your ex idiot."
713
00:58:08,575 --> 00:58:11,553
What was there between you, if I may ask?
714
00:58:11,703 --> 00:58:16,583
- This is an even longer history. - And well, because I like the massage.
715
00:58:17,667 --> 00:58:21,457
We started dating and my niece got sick.
716
00:58:21,607 --> 00:58:26,593
I was constantly in the hospital to help my sister.
717
00:58:26,969 --> 00:58:29,929
At the beginning he understood it ...
718
00:58:30,305 --> 00:58:36,853
at the end she hated the fact that I was constantly engaged and betrayed me.
719
00:58:37,187 --> 00:58:41,608
Really? I bet you now please.
720
00:58:41,816 --> 00:58:45,712
Enough with sad memories. They are the famous Naked Roadster.
721
00:58:45,862 --> 00:58:48,623
Do not do it. For God's sake, I do not know about.
722
00:58:48,773 --> 00:58:51,510
Yesterday I told the girls that we knew
723
00:58:51,660 --> 00:58:55,664
and they let me go backstage of Wan Directing concert.
724
00:58:55,814 --> 00:58:58,961
So I admit to being a fan of Wang Directing?
725
00:58:59,111 --> 00:59:03,805
No ... I mean, I love you all and I'm crazy about you.
726
00:59:03,955 --> 00:59:07,000
I do not understand completely why.
727
00:59:10,220 --> 00:59:12,222
You are a fantastic girl.
728
00:59:13,281 --> 00:59:17,435
- Thanks - I kiss you?
729
01:00:00,350 --> 01:00:02,352
Val?
730
01:00:13,738 --> 01:00:15,740
Ciao.
731
01:00:29,220 --> 01:00:31,822
again without saying goodbye parties?
732
01:00:31,972 --> 01:00:35,262
- No, no, I was looking for. - I know, I was joking.
733
01:00:35,412 --> 01:00:38,739
- I got up early and I bought you some juice. - Thank you
734
01:00:39,181 --> 01:00:42,827
Kam has gone and told me to tell you that it was all clear.
735
01:00:42,977 --> 01:00:46,446
It had that clear? Not the most I think.
736
01:00:46,646 --> 01:00:50,983
Thanks for the massage yesterday.
737
01:00:51,443 --> 01:00:55,112
- It was very nice - Yes, very.
738
01:00:58,032 --> 01:01:00,866
You know, Jake, after that trip
739
01:01:01,017 --> 01:01:03,878
I should not go home right away?
740
01:01:04,028 --> 01:01:07,517
- Do not want to travel more? - No.
741
01:01:07,667 --> 01:01:13,274
No, I thought I could spend some 'quality time with you.
742
01:01:13,506 --> 01:01:16,509
Oh, I like this option even more.
743
01:01:18,220 --> 01:01:22,758
So you do not mind continue to communicate after the hike?
744
01:01:22,908 --> 01:01:26,379
No, we can also continue to walk together immediately.
745
01:01:26,529 --> 01:01:30,600
No, it will not last a day. And Nicky Keith torture without me.
746
01:01:30,750 --> 01:01:34,126
Exactly But I see you still around, right?
747
01:01:34,277 --> 01:01:37,780
- Now we go to Coral Bay. - No, I'm not going.
748
01:01:37,930 --> 01:01:39,832
- Onslow County? - It's too far.
749
01:01:40,074 --> 01:01:44,787
- What about K-to-karate? - Guidi, yes, yes, yes, I'll be there.
750
01:01:44,954 --> 01:01:46,956
After three weeks.
751
01:01:48,600 --> 01:01:50,602
Well.
752
01:01:50,752 --> 01:01:52,754
Three weeks.
753
01:01:54,772 --> 01:01:56,774
Well then...
754
01:01:56,924 --> 01:01:58,993
try to get there.
755
01:01:59,677 --> 01:02:01,679
Yes, sir.
756
01:02:25,912 --> 01:02:27,914
- Hello. - Hello.
757
01:02:31,876 --> 01:02:33,878
Ciao.
758
01:02:45,010 --> 01:02:47,613
Why Bian King is not in prison?
759
01:02:48,636 --> 01:02:51,173
Lordbrayanking: you stop
760
01:02:51,778 --> 01:02:54,706
Jake: It's a nice time and meet great people, day 17
761
01:02:54,842 --> 01:02:58,561
Even #ilvagabondonudo wants nothing to do with him.
762
01:02:58,711 --> 01:03:00,880
Angel, take your passport.
763
01:03:20,702 --> 01:03:24,389
Angel, are you? Why are not you in London?
764
01:03:24,539 --> 01:03:27,828
- What are you doing here? - We need to talk, Jake,
765
01:03:27,979 --> 01:03:31,838
and it is important to do it face to face. - Yes, but what is it?
766
01:03:32,339 --> 01:03:36,343
- � Mr. King. - Mr. King?"
767
01:03:36,969 --> 01:03:39,030
He's suffering.
768
01:03:39,180 --> 01:03:43,767
I know that continually makes nonsense, but it's a nice person.
769
01:03:43,918 --> 01:03:47,079
- Clearly. - Do not see it as others.
770
01:03:47,395 --> 01:03:49,940
Everyone wants only to destroy it.
771
01:03:50,273 --> 01:03:53,010
They do not know that he has feelings
772
01:03:53,226 --> 01:03:56,829
and I can not watch his suffering. I'm so sorry
773
01:03:56,980 --> 01:04:00,250
- You probably think I'm stupid. - No, no.
774
01:04:00,400 --> 01:04:02,827
You love him. I understand you.
775
01:04:03,203 --> 01:04:07,136
We are all ready for the good of our beloved follies.
776
01:04:07,286 --> 01:04:11,711
I ... I love you ...
777
01:04:11,878 --> 01:04:14,506
I have not told anyone this before.
778
01:04:14,923 --> 01:04:16,925
So ...
779
01:04:17,592 --> 01:04:19,677
Please, help us.
780
01:04:20,595 --> 01:04:23,313
Do you know what? I'll do it now.
781
01:04:27,394 --> 01:04:30,038
- Write more often. - I will write.
782
01:04:30,188 --> 01:04:33,458
Jake "Congratulations to the generous Brian King!"
783
01:04:34,776 --> 01:04:37,154
Okay, well ... I'm leaving.
784
01:04:37,779 --> 01:04:40,926
This conversation is just between us, OK?
785
01:04:41,076 --> 01:04:45,121
- I am a tomb - Okay.
786
01:04:53,561 --> 01:04:55,563
Well, everything is settled.
787
01:04:55,713 --> 01:04:57,787
I hope you have already received
788
01:04:57,938 --> 01:04:59,530
many thanks to the naked Roadster.
789
01:06:44,747 --> 01:06:49,386
Jake: Day 20, the next stop Carat! Valerie: I can not wait!
790
01:06:49,536 --> 01:06:52,969
Jake: I would go for 500 miles! Valerie: I do not understand?
791
01:06:53,119 --> 01:06:56,265
Jake is a song. Valerie: Kisses.
792
01:07:10,448 --> 01:07:12,450
Thank you
793
01:07:12,600 --> 01:07:14,602
Thanks so much
794
01:07:16,288 --> 01:07:18,290
Thanks bro
795
01:07:18,440 --> 01:07:21,244
Thank you very much I appreciate it, thank you.
796
01:07:23,253 --> 01:07:25,255
Who is that?
797
01:07:25,405 --> 01:07:27,407
And Valerie.
798
01:07:27,865 --> 01:07:31,078
- Hello, I told you I was coming. - he was.
799
01:07:31,469 --> 01:07:35,623
Thanks, Cam. But what to do with Jake?
800
01:07:36,124 --> 01:07:38,793
They met at the beginning of the excursion
801
01:07:38,961 --> 01:07:41,697
and immediately they became friends.
802
01:07:41,980 --> 01:07:43,982
I was...
803
01:07:44,132 --> 01:07:46,134
Ciao!
804
01:07:46,384 --> 01:07:48,520
- You look good. - Thank you
805
01:07:48,670 --> 01:07:51,102
- Kitten, how are you? - You are the best.
806
01:07:51,252 --> 01:07:53,254
She's a pretty girl, yes.
807
01:07:55,810 --> 01:07:58,230
- In fact ... - Jake, honey!
808
01:08:00,941 --> 01:08:04,728
Jas, what a surprise. I can not believe my eyes!
809
01:08:04,878 --> 01:08:08,668
- Hello Valerie - Cam Hello, nice to see you.
810
01:08:09,299 --> 01:08:11,301
Valerie, this is Jasmine.
811
01:08:11,451 --> 01:08:15,347
- Jasmine is my countryman and old friend. - Just a friend?
812
01:08:15,497 --> 01:08:18,301
We're more than friends, Jake.
813
01:08:18,451 --> 01:08:21,169
You know, he offered to marry me.
814
01:08:21,419 --> 01:08:25,382
But he refused and broke up with me, so ...
815
01:08:27,467 --> 01:08:30,113
Nice to meet you, Jasmine.
816
01:08:30,971 --> 01:08:32,973
See you later.
817
01:08:40,247 --> 01:08:42,249
Thing?
818
01:08:42,399 --> 01:08:46,403
Jasmine asked me where to find you and I Did I have said, here.
819
01:08:46,553 --> 01:08:49,089
I took it at the airport, I took her there,
820
01:08:49,239 --> 01:08:51,884
I showed Valerie.
821
01:08:52,035 --> 01:08:55,603
- Thing? - What, no matter.
822
01:08:55,753 --> 01:08:58,598
See now how beautiful that Jasmine has stabbed you?
823
01:08:58,748 --> 01:09:01,609
- Yes, maybe - Maybe it all?
824
01:09:01,759 --> 01:09:05,230
Why stay with someone who treats you badly?
825
01:09:05,730 --> 01:09:08,400
Glad Valerie reacted calmly.
826
01:09:08,550 --> 01:09:10,994
It was not calm. She was pissed, pissed off,
827
01:09:11,144 --> 01:09:15,148
why did you call your ex. Do you think you still love.
828
01:09:15,298 --> 01:09:17,350
Not me, but Cam called it.
829
01:09:17,743 --> 01:09:21,214
- What should I do? - Look, forget about it now.
830
01:09:21,364 --> 01:09:23,581
- We go to a party. - Which party?
831
01:09:23,731 --> 01:09:26,919
The owner of the campground is crazy about you.
832
01:09:27,069 --> 01:09:29,205
He invited the whole damn city.
833
01:09:29,355 --> 01:09:32,465
- By chance, his name is Galina? - I have no idea.
834
01:09:32,615 --> 01:09:36,819
but when I told her that punters it here, exploded.
835
01:09:39,414 --> 01:09:41,959
- Are you peeing, Keith? - Well ... yes.
836
01:09:46,171 --> 01:09:50,442
Cam, your job is to keep as far away from Jasmine Valerie.
837
01:09:50,592 --> 01:09:54,779
- easy to work, brother. - Keith, I have to be alone with Val.
838
01:09:54,930 --> 01:09:57,218
Of course, brother. What's the plan?
839
01:09:57,368 --> 01:10:01,103
- I'll tell you what I feel. - What do you hear?
840
01:10:01,394 --> 01:10:03,646
- I feel that I love her. - Jake, Jake!
841
01:10:04,147 --> 01:10:06,149
Salvatemi
842
01:10:08,085 --> 01:10:10,087
Good to see you!
843
01:10:10,237 --> 01:10:12,239
I'm happy!
844
01:10:12,489 --> 01:10:15,658
You even brought your young friends.
845
01:10:15,825 --> 01:10:18,495
I had less than 20 years ...
846
01:10:18,845 --> 01:10:20,847
Galina.
847
01:10:20,998 --> 01:10:24,960
- Galina, what are you doing here? - This campsite is mine.
848
01:10:25,293 --> 01:10:27,479
- Quite right. - Here we go!
849
01:10:27,629 --> 01:10:30,900
A big party in honor of the Roadster Naked!
850
01:10:31,050 --> 01:10:33,344
It is here, people! A welcome!
851
01:10:37,280 --> 01:10:39,282
Ladies and gentlemen!
852
01:10:39,432 --> 01:10:42,635
- We feel the Roadster Naked! - Valerie ...
853
01:10:46,023 --> 01:10:50,402
We have included a karaoke competition in the entertainment program!
854
01:10:52,029 --> 01:10:55,366
And we decided that would be honest if you sing first.
855
01:10:55,516 --> 01:10:58,811
Ladies and gentlemen, the Roadster Naked!
856
01:11:02,164 --> 01:11:04,166
So what do you do?
857
01:11:05,292 --> 01:11:08,081
This song is dedicated to a beautiful
858
01:11:08,232 --> 01:11:10,520
girl close to me here.
859
01:11:10,771 --> 01:11:12,481
You know who I mean.
860
01:11:15,568 --> 01:11:17,570
Lights?
861
01:11:17,720 --> 01:11:19,806
One, one ... Oh, it's on.
862
01:12:32,670 --> 01:12:34,672
Here we go!
863
01:13:24,806 --> 01:13:26,808
Bravo!
864
01:13:28,226 --> 01:13:31,663
Yes, once we were sitting at home and told me:
865
01:13:31,813 --> 01:13:34,174
"I go to a charity trip
866
01:13:34,324 --> 01:13:37,419
and I will make sex at every meeting. "
867
01:13:37,569 --> 01:13:41,089
- Splendid. - Well, this song that he sang,
868
01:13:41,239 --> 01:13:44,776
He spoke of a beautiful chick who had already managed to fuck.
869
01:13:45,577 --> 01:13:47,865
- Yes, it's a legend! - Is strong!
870
01:13:49,872 --> 01:13:54,544
Too bad that Jake is one of those right ones ...
871
01:13:54,711 --> 01:13:56,981
and now he is in love with her.
872
01:13:58,298 --> 01:14:00,300
What are we doing here?
873
01:14:00,842 --> 01:14:03,980
Now what, you have me confused with the next girl?
874
01:14:04,130 --> 01:14:07,615
Let me remind you, Jas, you ... you found me boring,
875
01:14:07,765 --> 01:14:11,236
You said that I was not worthy of you and you broke up with me.
876
01:14:11,386 --> 01:14:16,024
Yes, I know, but it was a mistake.
877
01:14:17,150 --> 01:14:20,403
Honey, I love you and I will marry you!
878
01:14:21,488 --> 01:14:24,241
Coat, jacket, coat ...
879
01:14:24,491 --> 01:14:28,370
Jasmine, Jasmine, listen, listen. It's too late
880
01:14:29,037 --> 01:14:34,459
Clearly, we are not the one for the other.
881
01:14:35,477 --> 01:14:37,479
Ma ...
882
01:14:37,629 --> 01:14:40,048
But I'm coming for you.
883
01:14:40,548 --> 01:14:43,051
Yes, I appreciate it, but ...
884
01:14:44,861 --> 01:14:46,863
it's over.
885
01:14:47,014 --> 01:14:49,016
Have you heard?
886
01:14:49,307 --> 01:14:51,309
Give me the ring.
887
01:14:52,936 --> 01:14:54,938
Please, give me the ring.
888
01:14:55,939 --> 01:14:58,275
Jas, please, give me the ring.
889
01:14:58,775 --> 01:15:00,777
Thank you
890
01:15:22,090 --> 01:15:25,343
Valerie! Val!
891
01:15:26,428 --> 01:15:30,057
Val! Valerie!
892
01:15:30,473 --> 01:15:34,536
- Val, wait, where are you going? - Hey, Jake!
893
01:15:34,686 --> 01:15:37,080
- Cam, cha fuck? - I do not know.
894
01:15:37,230 --> 01:15:39,316
Did you say something?
895
01:15:39,466 --> 01:15:42,419
- I know, I act like an idiot ... - Sometimes?
896
01:15:42,569 --> 01:15:45,588
Ok, all the time, but I did not say anything.
897
01:15:45,738 --> 01:15:49,542
- The follow car. - Not in the car, his uncle will kill you.
898
01:15:49,692 --> 01:15:51,304
I have to do something
899
01:15:51,454 --> 01:15:54,764
Whatever you think, you do the opposite.
900
01:15:54,915 --> 01:15:57,267
- The follow. - I knew it...
901
01:15:57,417 --> 01:15:59,295
and then I asked you to do the opposite.
902
01:15:59,445 --> 01:16:02,377
Do not you understand, brother. I'm in love with her.
903
01:16:02,797 --> 01:16:05,229
- I've never loved like this. - That's enough.
904
01:16:05,379 --> 01:16:08,311
I do not want to hear this romantic crap.
905
01:16:08,461 --> 01:16:10,173
Go now
906
01:16:10,323 --> 01:16:12,045
- See you in the finals. - Yes, all right.
907
01:16:12,210 --> 01:16:17,253
- Wait, hold this - What?
908
01:16:17,354 --> 01:16:22,709
Keith gave me a list of places we could find.
909
01:16:22,859 --> 01:16:25,988
- Thanks, man - Yes, yes.
910
01:16:26,389 --> 01:16:28,391
- Hey, Jake. - Yes?
911
01:16:28,541 --> 01:16:33,161
- I love Valerie, brother, she is very pretty. - And how.
912
01:16:47,225 --> 01:16:51,196
I suspect that Cameron oil does not protect at all from the sun.
913
01:16:51,346 --> 01:16:55,200
Because you listened to Kam? Clearly not one of the smartest guys.
914
01:16:55,350 --> 01:16:57,644
- But I have a beautiful complexion. - Dear...
915
01:16:58,145 --> 01:17:00,881
six Scottish. You're not made for tanning.
916
01:17:01,106 --> 01:17:03,422
Valerie, I already have a tan?
917
01:17:03,770 --> 01:17:07,264
I'm not sleeping, Kit, and it is obvious that you are an idiot.
918
01:17:07,932 --> 01:17:09,976
Oh come on, Keith.
919
01:17:10,662 --> 01:17:13,880
- What did I say? - You mentioned Cam's friend Jake.
920
01:17:14,030 --> 01:17:16,967
- Did you know you would be upset. - No, I did not know
921
01:17:17,117 --> 01:17:19,978
two geese because you have not told me anything,
922
01:17:20,128 --> 01:17:24,332
but I want to know why we escaped from that fantastic party.
923
01:17:28,828 --> 01:17:32,761
"It allows you to stimulate the production of melanin ..."
924
01:17:33,334 --> 01:17:35,336
Jake: Valerie, where are you?
925
01:17:38,264 --> 01:17:40,266
Answer please.
926
01:17:45,115 --> 01:17:47,117
Do not even try, Eli.
927
01:17:47,267 --> 01:17:49,399
Jake, grow up before my eyes.
928
01:17:49,579 --> 01:17:53,726
- I can not stay, sorry. - Wait a minute, what happens?
929
01:17:54,084 --> 01:17:56,311
I hurry to put up with someone.
930
01:17:56,461 --> 01:17:58,630
- With your ex? - No.
931
01:17:59,173 --> 01:18:02,510
Oh, the old Eli was right with his advice, right?
932
01:18:02,660 --> 01:18:05,470
Yes, maybe so. Will you come with me?
933
01:18:05,844 --> 01:18:08,991
I would, but you're almost naked, and this bothers me.
934
01:18:09,141 --> 01:18:13,145
- I get it, it bothers you. - What can I say?
935
01:18:16,148 --> 01:18:20,819
Listen, I have to remind you ... damn stubborn ass!
936
01:18:20,970 --> 01:18:24,116
You want a nice satellite phone? It's yours.
937
01:18:24,406 --> 01:18:27,210
- Use it, brother. - Sure!
938
01:18:48,555 --> 01:18:50,991
Has anyone seen the Tramp Naked?
939
01:18:51,141 --> 01:18:53,143
Where is this man?
940
01:19:09,618 --> 01:19:12,329
- Hello? - Cameron, is the uncle Brian.
941
01:19:12,955 --> 01:19:16,892
Oh, hello, Uncle Brian. How can I help you?
942
01:19:17,042 --> 01:19:20,170
Delivery your phone to your stupid friend.
943
01:19:20,754 --> 01:19:23,632
Yes, but it's not here right now.
944
01:19:24,049 --> 01:19:26,051
And where the hell is it?
945
01:19:26,843 --> 01:19:29,775
In fact, I could not tell now.
946
01:19:29,926 --> 01:19:34,768
Cameron, remember that we are relatives and family are sacred,
947
01:19:34,919 --> 01:19:38,864
but if your friend not call me today, I'll kill you.
948
01:19:39,106 --> 01:19:43,325
And even worse ... I'll tell your father to diseredarti.
949
01:19:51,243 --> 01:19:53,954
- Who was? - Nobody.
950
01:19:54,204 --> 01:19:56,206
Continue to sleep.
951
01:19:58,517 --> 01:20:00,519
O...
952
01:20:00,669 --> 01:20:03,172
You know, if you're tired ...
953
01:20:03,923 --> 01:20:06,459
we can do something else.
954
01:20:09,887 --> 01:20:11,889
And and
955
01:20:12,056 --> 01:20:14,058
Come to me!
956
01:21:05,484 --> 01:21:07,486
Here we go!
957
01:22:13,777 --> 01:22:15,779
Angel?
958
01:22:15,930 --> 01:22:17,932
It is you?
959
01:22:19,766 --> 01:22:21,768
You are very dehydrated.
960
01:22:21,977 --> 01:22:25,439
- How did you get here? - We have a locator, remember?
961
01:22:26,206 --> 01:22:28,208
Salve, Mr. King.
962
01:22:28,358 --> 01:22:33,130
- Why do not you answer my calls? - I lost my phone.
963
01:22:33,280 --> 01:22:38,802
Oh, yes, yes, but how we tracked you? Do not lie to me, Jake.
964
01:22:38,953 --> 01:22:42,147
Seriously, I do not know how you found me
965
01:22:42,297 --> 01:22:44,474
Please, shut up and listen, Jake.
966
01:22:44,624 --> 01:22:48,103
- You must do something for me, Jake. - Yes, and what?
967
01:22:48,253 --> 01:22:51,241
A program in the United States wants to do a story on you.
968
01:22:51,391 --> 01:22:53,679
The deadline is next Friday,
969
01:22:53,829 --> 01:22:57,548
then you have ten days to finish.
970
01:22:57,698 --> 01:23:01,225
Ten days? No, it will take three weeks.
971
01:23:01,433 --> 01:23:04,370
Ascoltami, Sheba... "Mr. King!"
972
01:23:04,520 --> 01:23:06,522
Relax, leave it to me.
973
01:23:06,688 --> 01:23:09,524
Jake, you're doing great.
974
01:23:10,042 --> 01:23:12,044
Mr. King means
975
01:23:12,194 --> 01:23:15,840
it will be great if you end the tour in ten days,
976
01:23:15,991 --> 01:23:18,718
and that will double the donation. - These foolish hope ...
977
01:23:18,867 --> 01:23:20,958
- 400 000? - Exactly.
978
01:23:23,891 --> 01:23:25,892
OK, I will try.
979
01:23:26,893 --> 01:23:29,354
You are capable of more. Give it a go.
980
01:23:30,147 --> 01:23:32,149
- I will do it. - Fantastic.
981
01:23:32,316 --> 01:23:34,452
But then, in ten days ...
982
01:23:42,284 --> 01:23:44,536
Yet how did he find me?
983
01:23:45,120 --> 01:23:47,122
- How are you - Let's go.
984
01:24:18,028 --> 01:24:21,889
- Where are you from? - I followed you in the sand.
985
01:24:24,784 --> 01:24:26,786
Friend.
986
01:24:26,996 --> 01:24:30,958
I have to find Valerie. I have to go here
987
01:24:33,002 --> 01:24:35,219
Come on, I know a shortcut.
988
01:25:46,675 --> 01:25:48,677
Hey wait.
989
01:25:48,827 --> 01:25:50,829
My loincloth is loose.
990
01:25:55,584 --> 01:25:57,586
What's up?
991
01:26:01,048 --> 01:26:03,650
Remember what I told you about dogs?
992
01:26:04,076 --> 01:26:06,220
- Running? - Run Run!
993
01:26:33,038 --> 01:26:35,040
Merdaa!
994
01:26:35,749 --> 01:26:37,751
Thing...
995
01:26:43,340 --> 01:26:45,342
It's ready?
996
01:26:45,968 --> 01:26:48,828
Not exactly
997
01:26:49,221 --> 01:26:53,884
- it's not here, and there is no indication of its presence. - What are you talking, Angel?
998
01:27:02,109 --> 01:27:04,111
Now I'm fucked!
999
01:27:04,586 --> 01:27:06,588
1000
01:27:06,738 --> 01:27:10,284
Yes, yes, my football team lost.
1001
01:27:10,675 --> 01:27:12,820
Okay, I speak English.
1002
01:27:12,971 --> 01:27:17,633
Why did not you say that the garlic pasta is so fragrant?
1003
01:27:18,000 --> 01:27:21,853
- Is there a problem sir? - Do not worry.
1004
01:27:22,004 --> 01:27:24,006
Give me another.
1005
01:27:36,018 --> 01:27:38,020
And he?
1006
01:27:41,106 --> 01:27:43,108
It's here!
1007
01:27:46,070 --> 01:27:49,923
What the hell happened? What happened?
1008
01:27:50,074 --> 01:27:53,035
Jake, what's wrong? Hey, kid!
1009
01:27:53,260 --> 01:27:57,247
- Jake, what's happening? - Does anyone have a phone?
1010
01:27:58,418 --> 01:28:01,838
- If you have a phone? - Call an ambulance.
1011
01:28:14,938 --> 01:28:18,733
- What happened? - we ran by a pack of wild dogs.
1012
01:28:18,883 --> 01:28:21,278
- They were the dogs? - Not exactly.
1013
01:28:21,702 --> 01:28:24,846
While we were running he fell from a rock.
1014
01:28:24,998 --> 01:28:26,999
Just on the stones.
1015
01:28:32,963 --> 01:28:34,965
Thanks bro
1016
01:29:28,315 --> 01:29:33,411
NINE WEEKS LATER
1017
01:29:49,224 --> 01:29:50,267
Thanks folks
1018
01:29:50,403 --> 01:29:52,439
- I'm Nicky. - Eli.
1019
01:29:52,589 --> 01:29:56,342
- Keith and Valerie. - Valerie, eh?
1020
01:29:56,492 --> 01:29:58,953
I seem to know your friend.
1021
01:30:03,857 --> 01:30:05,601
THREE MONTHS LATER
1022
01:30:05,751 --> 01:30:09,463
Hello to all Hello.
1023
01:30:14,334 --> 01:30:17,199
Our next guest has become famous for raising funds
1024
01:30:17,373 --> 01:30:20,014
for the Children's Hospital of Nightingale.
1025
01:30:20,112 --> 01:30:23,331
He crossed the state on foot for being with us today
1026
01:30:23,481 --> 01:30:26,952
and I hope he has collected enough money.
1027
01:30:27,102 --> 01:30:29,748
We welcome Jake Roadster Naked.
1028
01:30:43,364 --> 01:30:45,366
Thank you!
1029
01:30:46,034 --> 01:30:48,261
And one, two, three, four,
1030
01:30:48,411 --> 01:30:50,413
five, boom!
1031
01:30:53,332 --> 01:30:56,602
Jake, they welcomed like a rock star. How do you feel?
1032
01:30:56,752 --> 01:30:58,906
Yes, it's very nice, thank you.
1033
01:30:59,056 --> 01:31:01,992
You walked 2,500 kilometers on foot,
1034
01:31:02,142 --> 01:31:06,695
chased by wild dogs ... you have fallen off a cliff and you ...
1035
01:31:06,846 --> 01:31:10,074
Gentlemen, excuse the anxiety,
1036
01:31:10,224 --> 01:31:12,642
this is his sponsor Brian King.
1037
01:31:12,792 --> 01:31:16,154
- Sit down, Mr. King. - I have to talk to him.
1038
01:31:16,405 --> 01:31:19,123
How much did this excursion?
1039
01:31:19,273 --> 01:31:21,639
How has collected Roadster Naked to the hospital?
1040
01:31:21,792 --> 01:31:26,150
Remember, Jake, Mr. King is a kind man, generous, unselfish.
1041
01:31:26,642 --> 01:31:30,046
In all, I thank my main sponsors,
1042
01:31:30,196 --> 01:31:33,524
the incredible Mr. King of King Global
1043
01:31:33,816 --> 01:31:38,021
and all the generous people I've met along the way who gave me money,
1044
01:31:38,171 --> 01:31:41,603
as well as people who have raised funds to my account
1045
01:31:41,753 --> 01:31:43,921
I have a check for $ 522,000.
1046
01:31:45,659 --> 01:31:47,661
Thank you
1047
01:31:48,221 --> 01:31:50,223
Unbelievable.
1048
01:31:50,373 --> 01:31:53,662
Congratulations and thanks to all those present.
1049
01:31:54,085 --> 01:31:58,314
Many people thought it was a bit 'crazy, your idea.
1050
01:31:58,464 --> 01:32:02,268
You know there are easier ways to raise funds.
1051
01:32:02,418 --> 01:32:03,636
Yes sure.
1052
01:32:03,794 --> 01:32:08,390
So, what made you get up and go to Broome?
1053
01:32:08,540 --> 01:32:10,900
- Really, Amila? - Sure.
1054
01:32:12,319 --> 01:32:14,321
He was about a girl.
1055
01:32:16,614 --> 01:32:19,903
Hello, the charity event is over?
1056
01:32:20,053 --> 01:32:24,013
- Then on the way ... - No, you would not be successful without King.
1057
01:32:24,164 --> 01:32:28,435
No, seriously ... I had made a proposal to my girlfriend.
1058
01:32:28,585 --> 01:32:30,885
I was rejected, dismissed and decided
1059
01:32:31,035 --> 01:32:33,967
that this was the best way to get it back.
1060
01:32:34,117 --> 01:32:35,983
And it worked?
1061
01:32:36,133 --> 01:32:39,929
My ex wanted to come back to me,
1062
01:32:40,347 --> 01:32:44,851
but then I realized I did not want. I never want to be with her.
1063
01:32:47,520 --> 01:32:50,523
Along the way, I met the girl of my dreams.
1064
01:32:52,275 --> 01:32:55,403
It's called Valerie and we fell in love immediately.
1065
01:32:57,435 --> 01:32:59,604
She is smart and funny.
1066
01:33:00,873 --> 01:33:02,875
She's very beautiful.
1067
01:33:03,025 --> 01:33:06,486
And ... it's damn attractive from the sexual point of view.
1068
01:33:06,737 --> 01:33:11,616
- Jake, this is a show for families. - Oh, shit, sorry.
1069
01:33:14,494 --> 01:33:18,899
But when I was ready to tell her about my feelings ...
1070
01:33:20,083 --> 01:33:22,085
she's disappeared.
1071
01:33:22,377 --> 01:33:24,713
Do you even know why?
1072
01:33:29,359 --> 01:33:31,361
No.
1073
01:33:31,511 --> 01:33:34,973
- Because I'm a moron. - Valerie?
1074
01:33:35,598 --> 01:33:38,326
Excuse me, miss. We pass directly.
1075
01:33:38,476 --> 01:33:41,980
- Not now, Amila. - Valerie?
1076
01:33:42,414 --> 01:33:44,559
Point the camera at the girl.
1077
01:33:44,710 --> 01:33:48,071
Nothing camera for the girl. No, no, listen to me
1078
01:33:48,221 --> 01:33:51,498
Tell them that I was inspiration for you
1079
01:33:51,648 --> 01:33:53,650
Sorry.
1080
01:33:58,496 --> 01:34:00,498
Sorry for the escape you.
1081
01:34:00,766 --> 01:34:02,768
I never understood why.
1082
01:34:02,918 --> 01:34:07,208
Because I heard Cameron talk about your plan to abandon the girls,
1083
01:34:07,358 --> 01:34:10,504
then I saw Jasmine and I'm angry.
1084
01:34:11,068 --> 01:34:13,070
No
1085
01:34:13,220 --> 01:34:16,090
I was going to rivelarte my feelings.
1086
01:34:16,431 --> 01:34:18,433
Well...
1087
01:34:19,184 --> 01:34:21,186
Now you can rivelarmeli.
1088
01:34:22,520 --> 01:34:24,522
No.
1089
01:34:25,983 --> 01:34:28,068
I traveled thousands of kilometers.
1090
01:34:28,651 --> 01:34:32,698
I was stung by a jellyfish. I was bitten by a snake.
1091
01:34:32,906 --> 01:34:38,762
I slept in the mud, smeared in my ... never mind.
1092
01:34:38,912 --> 01:34:42,558
I was chased by a pack of wild dogs and fell off a cliff.
1093
01:34:42,709 --> 01:34:46,796
And yet ... I thought only of you.
1094
01:34:48,630 --> 01:34:51,701
So tell me, you feel something for me?
1095
01:34:53,551 --> 01:34:55,752
I think I love you, Naked Jake.
1096
01:34:55,936 --> 01:34:58,581
- Really? - Really.
1097
01:35:10,765 --> 01:35:12,767
I love you very much
1098
01:35:26,439 --> 01:35:28,441
Therefore...
1099
01:35:28,591 --> 01:35:32,882
Naked Roadster, ladies and gentlemen. We will come back after the announcement.
1100
01:35:58,580 --> 01:36:00,665
- Angel? - if?
1101
01:36:01,583 --> 01:36:03,585
�Te casar�as conmigo?
1102
01:36:04,294 --> 01:36:06,296
No.
1103
01:36:07,589 --> 01:36:09,591
Maldita sea.
1104
01:36:07,589 --> 01:36:09,591
Maldita sea.77712
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