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[instrumental music]
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Come on, J.T.,
when are you gonna be done
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carving the pumpkin?
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Just one more thing.
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Check it out.
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It's spooky, it's scary.
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Ah! It's Dana.
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If this doesn't scare
the trick-or-treaters
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I don't know what will.
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How about you on the porch
in your boxer shorts?
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Come on, you guys,
we've been living together
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as a family for seven years.
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Can't you stop taking shots
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at each other?
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- No.
- No.
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Bad news.
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I just talked to Jennifer
who talked to Kim
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who talked to Tyler,
who talked to James--
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Who lived in the house
that Jack built!
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Get to the point.
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Garrett cancelled
his Halloween party.
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- Oh, man, that's lame.
- 'I know.'
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Oh, I was really lookin' forward
to that party.
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Oh, well, honey, that means
we'll just have to stay home
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and do some trick-or-treating
of our own.
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Uh, I've seen your tricks
and, yeah, it's a real treat
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and everything,
but I wanna go to a party.
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Why don't we quit whining and
just have a party of our own?
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- You think?
- Yeah, let's do that.
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Hey, you know what?
We can have it right here.
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Sorry, I already promised
the house
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to Lilly for her first
Halloween party.
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What? She's six years old.
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How much room do her and her
little rug rat friends need?
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I say we stick 'em
in the tool shed.
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Hey, I don't wanna be stuck
in the tool shed.
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Ow!
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Lilly, don't worry
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the house is yours
for the party.
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Yippee!
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I get the house.
I get the..
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Honey, great news.
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I won the bid to demolish
the Montgomery House.
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Oh.. Mm, that's wonderful.
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I know how much you love
knocking stuff down
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with that big bulldozer.
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Man, it's about time
someone knocked down
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that creepy old place,
it gives me the willies.
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Wait. A creepy,
old abandoned house?
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That sounds like
the perfect place
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to have our Halloween party.
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- Ooh! That's it. That's it.
- Oh, my God.
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Hey, hey, hey.
Wait a minute, guys.
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You can't have a party
in that house.
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What if you break somethin'?
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Frank, you're gonna demolish it.
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What are you afraid of?
They'll nick the banister?
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Right. Ah-ha! What the heck.
Trash the place!
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Alright!
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[theme music]
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♪ Step by step ♪
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♪ Day by day ♪♪ Day by day ♪
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♪ A fresh start over ♪
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♪ A different hand to play ♪
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♪ The deeper we fall ♪
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♪ The stronger we stay ♪
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♪ We'll make it better ♪
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♪ The second time around ♪♪
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[instrumental music]
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[door creaking]
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Hey, this place gives me
the creeps.
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Should be on the cover
of "Better Homes In Graveyards."
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What's the matter, pal,
you afraid
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you might run into a ghost?
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[laughs]
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Oh, that's funny,
yeah, like I'm really afraid
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of a haunted house.
Ooh, I'm really scared.
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Ooh!
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- Ah!
- Oh-ho!
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You two wanna be alone?
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J.T., I wish you would stop
picking me up
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every time you get scared.
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Ah-ha. Yeah, right.
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- I'll work on it.
- Ah!
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Come on, let's get started.
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- Oh, man!
- Yeah.
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- This should take us a while.
- Ugh! Yeah.
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I haven't seen a place
this disgusting
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since the last time I was
in Rich and J.T.'s apartment.
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- Aah! Oh.
- What is it?
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This mirror is so dirty,
it looked like I had a zit.
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Why doesn't somebody
clean this place?
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Karen, it's an old
abandoned house.
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Who do you expect
to clean it, ghosts?
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Hey, being dead is no excuse
for being messy.
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[rumbling]
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Did you guys hear that?
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That's probably just a squirrel
in the attic.
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[shrieks]
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Yeah, squirrel
in combat boots.
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Not-not that I'm-I'm scared
or anything.
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You are okay, honey.
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I mean, come on, haven't you
guys heard about that, uh
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ghost woman livin'
in the attic?
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Yeah, right, Rich,
and Santa Claus
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and the Easter Bunny are playing
poker in the basement.
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I'm serious. Come on,
you guys heard that story.
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About that 19-year-old chick,
Abigail Montgomery
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who died up there
on the turn of century.
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What if that noise was her?
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Karen, relax.
There's nobody up there.
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But I can see
why Rich might believe
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in horrible scary things.
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After all, he's dating Dana.
Heh-heh!
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Very clever, J.T. Uh..
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By the way,
Eddie Munster called.
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He wants his hair back.
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Would you guys knock it off?
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I'd like to start putting up
Halloween decorations
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before Christmas.
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By the way, where is Sam?
She was supposed to help.
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Maybe she decided not to come.
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Hey, what's that
supposed to mean?
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Well, come on, J.T., ever since
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you worked for her
at the garage
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you two have been fighting
like cats and dogs.
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There's an understatement.
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Sam and I
are getting along fine.
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Fine? Ike and Tina get along
better than you two.
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Ridiculous. Sam and I
are doing just great.
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You selfish, irresponsible jerk!
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Hi, pookie.
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Don't pookie me.
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You were supposed
to pick me up.
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Where the hell were you?
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I think pookie's peeved.
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I wasn't supposed
to pick her up.
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I told you my truck
wasn't running.
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How else am I supposed
to get here?
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That was three days ago, Sam.
You're a mechanic.
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I figured
you would've fixed it by now.
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Well, you know, J.T.,
some people have jobs
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and actually work for a living
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and we don't have time
to fix our own things.
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[J.T.]
'Okay. Chill, alright.'
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There's a 100-year-old
dead chick in this house
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that's more fun than you.
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[Sam]
Oh, yeah?
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Well, she probably died waiting
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for a bonehead like you
to pick her up.
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[J.T.]
'Okay, that's it.'
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We're here to set up
for a party
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so let's just have fun.
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- Okay?
- Fine!
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Fine!
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See, everything's fine.
It's cool.
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[instrumental music]
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Look, mommy,
I'm a sunflower girl!
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[gasps]
Oh, Lilly, you are a darling.
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And I'm so proud of you,
you got dressed all by yourself.
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Yeah, but I think
my tights are on backwards.
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They're giving me
a major wedgie.
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Well, that's okay,
just don't pull 'em
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when your friends are here.
Here, I'll help.
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- Ah!
- There we go.
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[Frank]
Hey, everybody! Get ready.
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Make way for Teddy T-Rex.
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[Carol]
'Oh! Oh, Frank!'
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Frank, are you okay?
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I think I figured out
what killed off the dinosaurs.
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Stairs.
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That was funny, daddy.
Do it again.
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No, I-I don't think so, honey.
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I'm afraid
daddy broke his tail.
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Come here, Frank.
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Yeah, my friends are here!
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This is gonna be the best
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Halloween party ever.
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[growls]
I'm gonna get you.
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[screaming]
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Ha-ha, I scared her.
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Well, aren't you
the cute little son of Satan.
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- Lilly, come down here.
- Candy!
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[kids giggling]
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Lilly?
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[sighs]
Lilly, come on out.
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Please, honey, come on.
I know you're under there.
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[Lilly]
'No, I'm not.'
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'I mean, Lilly is not here.'
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'I'm the tooth fairy.'
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Oh, I see, okay, well,
if you happen to see Lilly
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will you tell her
that she's missing
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a really great party downstairs
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with candy
and games and everything?
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[Lilly]
'Lilly doesn't care.'
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'That party is full of monsters
and scary people'
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'and I'm not letting her
go down there.'
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Honey, those aren't monsters
those are your friends.
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They're just wearing costumes.
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But I thought they were gonna be
cowboys and superheroes.
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Jimmy has nails in his head.
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Well, Jimmy's just having fun.
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You know, sometimes
doing scary things is fun.
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Like, remember when we went
to the amusement park
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and you were afraid
to go on the roller coaster?
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Yeah.
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And then you saw how much fun
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your friends were having?
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- Yeah.
- And so you decided to go.
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And then you had
a really great time.
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Mommy, can you start over?
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I'm really confused.
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What I am trying to say
is your Halloween party
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is, is kind of like
that roller coaster was.
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I promise,
if you go downstairs
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you're gonna
have a really great time.
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- Maybe next year.
- Honey! Oh-ho.
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Are you still afraid
of your friends?
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I guess not.
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But now I'm worried
they're gonna make fun of me.
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Because I was a fraidy-cat.
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No, they won't.
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Everybody is afraid sometimes
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there's nothing
to be ashamed of.
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But what if Kenny tries
to scare me again?
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Don't worry, honey.
If Kenny does
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I'll nail his pointy little tail
to the banister.
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Now, come on. Come on.
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Please, come on.
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[instrumental music]
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Rich, who are you
supposed to be?
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What? Are you kidding?
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I am Ricky Ricardo.
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Hey, watch this.
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♪ Babalu ♪
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♪ Babalu ♪♪
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[imitating Ricky]
Oh, Lucy, I'm home. Ha-ha!
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Ricky, I wanna be
in the show.
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Now, Lucy, I explain this
to you before.
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You cannot be in the show.
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And stop bothering John Wayne.
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[imitates bawling]
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Hercules, I'm hungry.
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Go slay me something to eat.
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Huh?
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- Get me some food.
- Oh, okay.
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You know, he's the first guy
I've ever gone out with
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who's as pretty as me.
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Oh, but he's not quite
as bright.
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Boy, that's a scary concept.
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[J.T.]
Come on, Sam, move it.
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Left, right, left.
253
00:10:43,251 --> 00:10:45,166
Don't you know your left
from your right?
254
00:10:45,253 --> 00:10:47,472
Oww!
255
00:10:47,559 --> 00:10:50,475
- What was that?
- My left.
256
00:10:50,562 --> 00:10:52,913
- Come on, move!
- Bite me!
257
00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:54,871
[J.T.]
You know, I could from here.
258
00:10:55,698 --> 00:10:57,221
Oww!
259
00:11:00,311 --> 00:11:01,922
[groans]
260
00:11:02,009 --> 00:11:04,925
This is worst Halloween
I've ever had.
261
00:11:05,012 --> 00:11:08,319
Really?
Because I'm havin' a ball!
262
00:11:08,406 --> 00:11:09,843
Hey, I thought
you two were coming
263
00:11:09,930 --> 00:11:11,932
as Mark Anthony and Cleopatra?
264
00:11:12,019 --> 00:11:15,413
We were until someone forgot
to reserve the costumes.
265
00:11:15,500 --> 00:11:17,328
So, instead
of being Queen of the Nile
266
00:11:17,415 --> 00:11:18,939
I'm a horse's head.
267
00:11:19,026 --> 00:11:22,507
And J.T., of course,
just came as himself.
268
00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:26,729
Oh, I can see
where this is headed
269
00:11:26,816 --> 00:11:28,992
and it ain't gonna be pretty.
270
00:11:29,079 --> 00:11:30,690
Bye-bye.
271
00:11:30,777 --> 00:11:32,953
Look, the mix-up with
the costumes wasn't my fault.
272
00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:34,868
It was yours, you didn't
drop off the deposit.
273
00:11:34,955 --> 00:11:37,218
You said
you would take care of it.
274
00:11:37,305 --> 00:11:39,873
You know, if you would just
listen to me when I talk to you
275
00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:42,440
instead of tuning me out,
none of this stuff would happen.
276
00:11:42,527 --> 00:11:44,181
Well, I wouldn't have
to tune you out, if you stop
277
00:11:44,268 --> 00:11:45,530
talkin' to me
like I'm a child.
278
00:11:45,617 --> 00:11:48,055
Well, I will when you stop
acting like one.
279
00:11:49,012 --> 00:11:50,535
Want to dance?
280
00:11:53,190 --> 00:11:54,539
Forget it, Frankenstein.
281
00:11:54,626 --> 00:11:56,019
She doesn't
wanna dance with a monster.
282
00:11:56,106 --> 00:11:58,152
[scoffs]
Oh, yes, I do.
283
00:11:58,239 --> 00:12:01,111
It beats dancing
with the horse's ass.
284
00:12:02,896 --> 00:12:05,768
[instrumental music]
285
00:12:11,252 --> 00:12:13,645
[dramatic music]
286
00:12:19,390 --> 00:12:21,915
I don't get it.
We fight over everything.
287
00:12:22,002 --> 00:12:24,439
I say black,
she says white.
288
00:12:25,309 --> 00:12:27,311
Is it me?
289
00:12:27,398 --> 00:12:30,010
J.T., why are you
askin' me this, man?
290
00:12:30,097 --> 00:12:32,099
I mean, well, you know
I'm not a real priest.
291
00:12:32,186 --> 00:12:35,276
Man, I run the grease gun
down at the Jiffy Lube.
292
00:12:35,363 --> 00:12:36,668
I'm sorry,
it's just in that outfit
293
00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:38,322
you looked like
a good listener.
294
00:12:38,409 --> 00:12:39,759
Hey, well, look, man.
295
00:12:39,846 --> 00:12:41,108
I'm about to go dance
with my girlfriend, okay?
296
00:12:41,195 --> 00:12:43,023
Eh, can I come?
297
00:12:43,110 --> 00:12:44,851
Get some help, J.T.
298
00:12:47,941 --> 00:12:49,681
Hey, guys.
299
00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:51,858
Can I hang out with you?
I kinda had a fight with Sam.
300
00:12:51,945 --> 00:12:53,511
Oh, terrible.
301
00:12:53,598 --> 00:12:55,905
Yeah, you want me to beat
this Sam guy up for you?
302
00:12:57,733 --> 00:12:59,039
No, you don't understand.
303
00:12:59,126 --> 00:13:00,997
Sam is my date.
304
00:13:01,084 --> 00:13:02,738
Oh.
305
00:13:02,825 --> 00:13:04,958
That's cool with me.
I'm not here to judge.
306
00:13:05,045 --> 00:13:06,263
[scoffs]
307
00:13:06,350 --> 00:13:08,439
I'll be with you
in a second.
308
00:13:11,268 --> 00:13:14,054
He's not too bright..
309
00:13:14,141 --> 00:13:16,752
...but he's got a butt
like a wrecking ball.
310
00:13:21,713 --> 00:13:23,585
Hey, guys, what are you doin'?
311
00:13:25,021 --> 00:13:28,068
J.T., didn't I explain this
to you before?
312
00:13:29,417 --> 00:13:32,768
I am trying to love Lucy,
do you mind?
313
00:13:32,855 --> 00:13:35,118
Yeah, J.T.,
why aren't you with Sam?
314
00:13:35,205 --> 00:13:37,251
Because she wanted to dance
with some big, ugly guy
315
00:13:37,338 --> 00:13:39,340
with a flat head.
316
00:13:39,427 --> 00:13:42,299
I repeat,
why aren't you with Sam?
317
00:13:42,386 --> 00:13:44,824
Not now, Barky.
Sam and I just had a fight.
318
00:13:45,912 --> 00:13:48,349
Oh, J.T., I'm sorry, man.
319
00:13:48,436 --> 00:13:50,394
I didn't realize, you know.
320
00:13:50,481 --> 00:13:52,570
You being alone
at a party like this.
321
00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:56,357
[sighs]
I'll catch you later.
322
00:13:58,054 --> 00:14:00,013
Fine. Go!
I don't need anybody.
323
00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:01,884
I'll get by without you guys.
324
00:14:03,712 --> 00:14:06,062
God, I'm a horse's rear
and I'm all alone.
325
00:14:14,549 --> 00:14:16,812
[wind howling]
326
00:14:16,899 --> 00:14:18,814
[chiming]
327
00:14:18,901 --> 00:14:20,424
Are you okay?
328
00:14:21,599 --> 00:14:23,340
Wow. Where did you come from?
329
00:14:23,427 --> 00:14:24,907
Upstairs.
330
00:14:26,909 --> 00:14:28,128
You did?
331
00:14:30,043 --> 00:14:31,609
Hi. I'm J.T.
332
00:14:31,696 --> 00:14:33,742
I'm Abby.
333
00:14:33,829 --> 00:14:35,918
- Great costume.
- Oh, this old thing.
334
00:14:36,005 --> 00:14:38,399
I feel like I've been wearing it
for a hundred years.
335
00:14:39,617 --> 00:14:42,142
[dramatic music]
336
00:14:44,231 --> 00:14:47,321
[Frank]
Hey, kids, I got some more
Halloween cupcakes.
337
00:14:47,408 --> 00:14:49,410
Ooh. Ooh, here is the best part
of the movie.
338
00:14:49,497 --> 00:14:52,892
This is where the giant tomato
smooshes the guy.
339
00:14:52,979 --> 00:14:55,503
[kids screaming]
340
00:14:55,590 --> 00:14:57,505
I don't like this movie.
341
00:14:57,592 --> 00:14:59,289
I want my mommy.
342
00:14:59,376 --> 00:15:01,726
[Frank]
Well, it's kind of scary
343
00:15:01,813 --> 00:15:03,815
but, hey, don't worry,
I'm here.
344
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:07,341
Well, you're kind of scary, too.
345
00:15:07,428 --> 00:15:09,865
Mommy, Kenny is afraid
just like I was.
346
00:15:09,952 --> 00:15:11,998
I know. Well, what do you think
we should do about it?
347
00:15:12,085 --> 00:15:13,651
I'll handle this.
348
00:15:15,871 --> 00:15:17,394
You're scared,
aren't you, Kenny?
349
00:15:17,481 --> 00:15:18,961
Yeah. Uh-huh.
350
00:15:19,048 --> 00:15:20,658
I don't like
those mean tomatoes.
351
00:15:20,745 --> 00:15:22,443
They eat people.
352
00:15:22,530 --> 00:15:24,184
It's okay to be afraid.
353
00:15:24,271 --> 00:15:25,837
It can even be fun.
354
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,361
Like going on a roller coaster
355
00:15:27,448 --> 00:15:29,885
except movies
won't make you barf.
356
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,279
Obviously, she hasn't seen
357
00:15:32,366 --> 00:15:34,150
"Earnest Goes To Camp."
358
00:15:35,238 --> 00:15:36,500
If you promise to stay
359
00:15:36,587 --> 00:15:38,981
I'll turn off the TV.
360
00:15:39,068 --> 00:15:41,462
- Deal.
- Aha.
361
00:15:41,549 --> 00:15:43,290
[all]
Oh!
362
00:15:43,377 --> 00:15:45,031
Well, hey, kids,
I guess this is the end
363
00:15:45,118 --> 00:15:46,641
of our Halloween movie.
364
00:15:46,728 --> 00:15:50,123
What are we going to do now?
365
00:15:50,210 --> 00:15:51,776
I have an idea.
366
00:15:51,863 --> 00:15:54,388
Everybody pile on Teddy T-Rex.
367
00:15:54,475 --> 00:15:55,867
[cheering]
368
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:57,695
[laughter]
369
00:16:00,133 --> 00:16:02,744
[dramatic music]
370
00:16:04,398 --> 00:16:06,052
Well, it can't be
much fun for you
371
00:16:06,139 --> 00:16:09,881
being in a relationship
where you argue all the time.
372
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:12,797
It's not.
And I don't get it.
373
00:16:12,884 --> 00:16:16,758
Because Sam and I,
we used to be so great together.
374
00:16:16,845 --> 00:16:19,500
- Maybe it's all my fault.
- Maybe it's nobody's fault.
375
00:16:19,587 --> 00:16:22,633
Some relationships
just aren't meant to be.
376
00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:27,203
I know, I have been through
something like this myself.
377
00:16:27,290 --> 00:16:28,335
- Really?
- Oh, yes.
378
00:16:28,422 --> 00:16:29,858
Cornelius and I..
Well..
379
00:16:29,945 --> 00:16:31,338
Cornelius?
380
00:16:33,166 --> 00:16:34,341
With a name like that,
he must've taken
381
00:16:34,428 --> 00:16:35,429
a lot of heat at school.
382
00:16:35,516 --> 00:16:36,865
No.
383
00:16:36,952 --> 00:16:39,215
Actually there were three other
384
00:16:39,302 --> 00:16:42,218
Corneliuses in his class.
385
00:16:42,305 --> 00:16:44,699
Anyhow, we were deeply in love.
386
00:16:44,786 --> 00:16:46,570
But then, we grew apart.
387
00:16:46,657 --> 00:16:49,182
We fought and fought, but
neither one of wanted to admit
388
00:16:49,269 --> 00:16:51,575
that the relationship was over.
389
00:16:51,662 --> 00:16:54,491
It ended very badly.
390
00:16:54,578 --> 00:16:56,015
Messy break up, huh?
391
00:16:56,102 --> 00:16:57,320
I'll say.
392
00:16:57,407 --> 00:16:59,366
He rode his horse off a cliff
393
00:16:59,453 --> 00:17:01,324
and I drank poison.
394
00:17:09,941 --> 00:17:11,595
You drank poison?
395
00:17:13,510 --> 00:17:15,121
Wouldn't that kill you?
396
00:17:15,208 --> 00:17:18,080
Oh, yes, I'm dead
as a door nail.
397
00:17:18,167 --> 00:17:21,344
I'm sorry, I never formally
introduced myself.
398
00:17:21,431 --> 00:17:23,129
I'm Abigail Montgomery.
399
00:17:23,216 --> 00:17:26,045
The ghost who haunts this house.
400
00:17:26,132 --> 00:17:27,481
You know, like, boo!
401
00:17:29,831 --> 00:17:32,138
Oh, ho, man.
402
00:17:32,225 --> 00:17:33,400
I get it.
403
00:17:33,487 --> 00:17:35,750
The hair, the costume,
the weird story.
404
00:17:35,837 --> 00:17:38,535
You came to the party
as the ghost.
405
00:17:38,622 --> 00:17:40,363
Man, you had me goin'.
406
00:17:40,450 --> 00:17:44,237
J.T., I have one piece
of advise for you.
407
00:17:44,324 --> 00:17:45,934
Life's too short to stay
408
00:17:46,021 --> 00:17:48,371
in an unhappy relationship.
409
00:17:48,458 --> 00:17:49,807
Believe me.
410
00:17:49,894 --> 00:17:52,680
I found out the hard way.
411
00:17:52,767 --> 00:17:54,638
[Sam]
'J.T.'
412
00:17:54,725 --> 00:17:57,119
Oh, I have been looking
all over for you.
413
00:17:57,206 --> 00:17:58,642
I was just here talking to..
414
00:17:58,729 --> 00:17:59,904
[wind howling]
415
00:17:59,991 --> 00:18:02,211
[wind bell chiming]
416
00:18:07,477 --> 00:18:09,262
Did you just see
a girl sitting next to me?
417
00:18:09,349 --> 00:18:11,568
Brown hair. Old time dress.
418
00:18:11,655 --> 00:18:13,353
Smelled a little
like moth balls?
419
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:16,834
No. Are you okay?
420
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,403
I'm not really sure.
421
00:18:21,752 --> 00:18:22,840
Look.
422
00:18:26,453 --> 00:18:28,324
I want to apologize.
423
00:18:28,411 --> 00:18:31,719
I'm sorry about all the fighting
we've been doing lately.
424
00:18:31,806 --> 00:18:34,113
Sam, you don't have
to apologize.
425
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:36,637
It's not your fault.
426
00:18:36,724 --> 00:18:37,899
It's both of us.
427
00:18:38,987 --> 00:18:40,380
I don't get it.
428
00:18:40,467 --> 00:18:42,556
I mean, we used to be
so good together.
429
00:18:42,643 --> 00:18:43,818
What happened?
430
00:18:46,037 --> 00:18:49,084
I guess we just kinda
grew apart.
431
00:18:49,171 --> 00:18:51,608
Neither one of us
wants to admit it.
432
00:18:51,695 --> 00:18:53,610
Yeah, maybe you're right.
433
00:18:56,047 --> 00:18:58,876
It's probably better
to...end things now
434
00:18:58,963 --> 00:19:01,183
while we're still friends.
435
00:19:03,229 --> 00:19:04,708
Maybe so.
436
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:08,582
Are you goin' to be alright?
437
00:19:11,541 --> 00:19:13,108
Yeah.
438
00:19:13,195 --> 00:19:15,241
You?
439
00:19:15,328 --> 00:19:16,764
I guess so.
440
00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:21,899
You know, Sam,
I just realized something.
441
00:19:21,986 --> 00:19:24,119
We're breaking up
for the first time
442
00:19:24,206 --> 00:19:26,034
in a long time.
443
00:19:26,121 --> 00:19:27,514
We're not fighting.
444
00:19:31,605 --> 00:19:33,650
So what do you say?
You wanna have one last dance?
445
00:19:34,869 --> 00:19:36,000
I'd love to.
446
00:19:36,087 --> 00:19:38,133
♪ Neither one of us ♪
447
00:19:38,220 --> 00:19:40,788
♪ Wants to be the first to say ♪
448
00:19:42,703 --> 00:19:48,056
♪ Farewell my love ♪
449
00:19:48,143 --> 00:19:50,189
♪ Goodbye ♪
450
00:19:50,276 --> 00:19:54,628
♪ Good-bye ♪♪
451
00:19:56,673 --> 00:20:00,199
[Chad on TV]
'So, I guess this is it, huh?'
452
00:20:00,286 --> 00:20:02,462
'We're really breaking up.'
453
00:20:02,549 --> 00:20:04,942
[Jessica on TV]
'I'm so tired
of all the fighting, Chad.'
454
00:20:05,029 --> 00:20:06,814
'I just don't know
what else to do.'
455
00:20:06,901 --> 00:20:08,337
[crying]
456
00:20:08,424 --> 00:20:10,339
Welcome to my world, Chad.
457
00:20:10,426 --> 00:20:12,123
It hurts, doesn't it?
458
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:13,386
[sobbing]
Aw!
459
00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:17,433
Oh, God.
460
00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:19,348
It's been a week
since he broke up with Sam.
461
00:20:19,435 --> 00:20:21,785
He's still in the couch.
462
00:20:21,872 --> 00:20:23,613
Well, he did make some progress.
463
00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:25,311
At least, he got off the floor.
464
00:20:26,747 --> 00:20:28,531
You think he's ready?
465
00:20:28,618 --> 00:20:31,317
He better be.
Couch is starting to smell.
466
00:20:33,493 --> 00:20:35,234
Hey, J.T.
467
00:20:35,321 --> 00:20:36,931
How is it goin'?
468
00:20:37,018 --> 00:20:39,977
Jessica just broke up with Chad.
469
00:20:40,064 --> 00:20:41,544
Well, they kind of had to
once they found out
470
00:20:41,631 --> 00:20:43,285
they were brother and sister.
471
00:20:44,895 --> 00:20:46,375
Look, J.T.
Look, bud. Uh..
472
00:20:46,462 --> 00:20:49,117
We know, you're in a lot
of pain here, okay?
473
00:20:49,204 --> 00:20:51,598
But, as the old expression goes
474
00:20:51,685 --> 00:20:54,862
you have just got to get
right back on that horse.
475
00:20:54,949 --> 00:20:57,038
[sobbing]
Horse.
476
00:20:58,474 --> 00:21:01,564
Sam and I were horse
for Halloween.
477
00:21:01,651 --> 00:21:04,393
Sam was the horses head
and I was the horse's--
478
00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:05,612
We know.
479
00:21:07,048 --> 00:21:08,876
Listen.
480
00:21:08,963 --> 00:21:11,357
We've got a little surprise
for you.
481
00:21:11,444 --> 00:21:13,750
- Surprise?
- Yeah.
482
00:21:13,837 --> 00:21:16,057
There's a new girl from school
we want you to meet.
483
00:21:16,144 --> 00:21:17,972
A new girl? No, I'm not ready.
484
00:21:18,059 --> 00:21:19,974
I can't do it, I can't do it.
485
00:21:20,061 --> 00:21:21,410
I can't do it.
486
00:21:21,497 --> 00:21:23,020
Alright, well, too bad
487
00:21:23,107 --> 00:21:24,935
'cause she's in the kitchen
and I'm gonna get her.
488
00:21:25,022 --> 00:21:28,330
Now, sit up,
and...close your robe.
489
00:21:30,506 --> 00:21:33,553
No, Karen, I can't do this,
I can't.
490
00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:36,338
Uh, try not to talk directly
to her.
491
00:21:40,386 --> 00:21:42,301
Hello.
492
00:21:42,388 --> 00:21:44,520
Oh, my God, it's you!
493
00:21:44,607 --> 00:21:46,348
- Have we met?
- Of course, we have.
494
00:21:46,435 --> 00:21:48,176
Abby, it's me, I'm, J.T.
495
00:21:48,263 --> 00:21:49,482
U-uh, Abby?
496
00:21:49,569 --> 00:21:52,441
Oh, you must be mistaken.
My name's Sarah.
497
00:21:52,528 --> 00:21:54,922
J.T., would you cut it out?
498
00:21:55,009 --> 00:21:56,880
You're gonna scare her away.
499
00:21:56,967 --> 00:21:59,361
Me? Scare her? She's a ghost!
Remember?
500
00:21:59,448 --> 00:22:01,015
You drank the poison
501
00:22:01,102 --> 00:22:02,799
and then your boyfriend
Cornelius
502
00:22:02,886 --> 00:22:04,888
rode his horse off the cliff?
503
00:22:04,975 --> 00:22:07,064
Maybe I should go.
504
00:22:08,414 --> 00:22:10,546
I'm sorry, this was a mistake.
505
00:22:10,633 --> 00:22:13,375
He's obviously not ready
to see people.
506
00:22:13,462 --> 00:22:15,116
Abby, Abby, tell her the truth
507
00:22:15,203 --> 00:22:18,119
you're a 100-year-old ghost.
508
00:22:18,206 --> 00:22:21,078
Karen, smell her,
she smells like moth balls.
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