Original subtitles

You know how many times it is touched a cell phone screen every day?

2,600.

You know how many of these are they really necessary for our life?

Fourteen, so ...

(MUSIC)

(MOBILE PHONE)

No, the publisher now!

Hi, love, are you ready? Good morning, Aldo.

- Good morning. - (Margherita) Almost.

- The kettle has arrived. - (Ettore) Yes.

The thermal bag, the baby monitor, and the boots?

"The" boots, maybe. What happens?

I ordered them three weeks ago online and they have not arrived, come on!

Love.

- What's wrong? - Love, I don't want to go to the mountains.

Come on, I'm tired, I'm fat and then your kids hate me.

Just this?

Come on, go get ready now.

Come on.

Hi, Aldo.

- There's also this envelope for you, doctor. - Ah yes, thank you.

- Hello. - (Girl) Please.

I can't come to the party on Saturday because I am leaving,

I go on vacation with my father.

Click on "I'm not participating", right? See you on House Party.

Hello!

My son has arrived. Hi, see you later.

I understand that today we are not in a good mood.

Come on, what am I going to do? For dad, it's as if I didn't exist.

- Please, can I stay with you? - You know I have to leave, come on.

Then you always liked the mountain.

- Your friend Stella is here. - Who, Gollum?

(Tea) Love.

Wake up, my love, best wishes.

It's not my birthday.

We are at 30,000 euros, 10,000 and we can move to America.

- Hurry up, your father is waiting for us. - No, I don't feel like going to the mountains.

Come on, you promised me.

I have never had a family vacation.

Indeed, blessed are you.

No, Ferrari, the dream of my life. (MOBILE PHONE)

Now who is it?

(Gasps)

(MOBILE PHONE) Mamma mia, oh!

Palmiro, I'm at the doctor, I can not talk now.

Let's go to Trentino to Ranieri, Margherita's husband.

- Then I thought I'd go on a visit.

The doctor is calling me, I have to go in.

- I'll call you later, bye.

It's all OK.

- What? - The doctor said you're fine.

(in romanesco) Can you help me, or not?

I have already gone to collect the car Giannetti who made an accident.

- What has? - Now only the wheels.

"Bono", I painted the 127 instead.

But he wanted it overseas blue.

Tell him there is sand beyond the sea.

- The blue is finished, where did I get it from? - Always do as you please, though.

- Your brother is always late. - They are an hour behind Tor Pignattara.

Yes, there is the time zone.

- (Hector) Achilles, eh! - Sorry.

- Aldo, let's load in the meantime. - (Aldo) Yes.

(Hector) Your brother?

I do not know? We don't live together! Anyway hello, huh.

- Hi, Giulio, how are you? - (Giulio) Yes.

See how it treats me?

- Aldo, sorry for all these suitcases. - For charity.

They are really many, however.

I carry everything, say I forget something ...

Like my poor mom.

Sunday, when we went to Ostia with the train,

he carried the whole house with him, even the stove with the cylinder.

He made me some cannelloni!

You won't believe it, but when I see the cannelloni I think of Ostia.

(Aldo) Okay.

Good morning, huh!

Yes, yes.

- (together) Hi. - (Aldo) Have a good holiday.

Thanks so much!

Love, you won't be exaggerating with all these messages?

It's a class dinner chat, ten years have passed since high school.

- Did you go to high school? - Accounting.

Yes, he was out to reason whether to enter or not.

(MOBILE PHONE)

(AUDIBLE AUDIO)

I have to pee.

- Caution. - Thank you.

- You do not eat? - I'm working.

(Hector) Now take it the percentage on bets

of some poor wretch that you play salary is a job?

There are those who exploit the misfortunes of others and who writes about it.

I'll bring him something.

I almost take it a nice Apollo with cutlet.

Almost almost a "fermino".

Yes, let's stop the advance of these fucking vegans.

- I'm a vegan anyway. - (Margherita) Come on.

(Achilles) I'm sorry for you.

(SOUNDS FROM MOBILE PHONE)

Listen, do you make a dedication to me? I have a copy, but I destroyed it.

- I like to smell books. - Well, the smell of the paper is special.

(in romanesco) Me too like the smell of paper.

Yes, of course, the last thing you read are the answers of the analyzes.

Thank you.

This makes the kitten dead with Ettore.

He takes advantage of it because I look like Gabibbo.

- Could be his daughter. - Maybe nephew.

- I could be his daughter. - You are right.

- Behave yourself. Be polite, casserole. - Fuck, I'm just laughing!

(SONG: "DISCONNECTED" BY CAROLINA REY)

find us here to discuss

(OVERLAPPING ITEMS)

- (Achille) Caruccia. - Caruccia?

You don't know how much it cost Ettore to modernize it.

- Achilles, you can park behind there. - Ok.

Come love.

Ah, I didn't tell Achilles to be careful.

That climb is steep and it gets a little slippery.

(Screech of tires)

Come love.

- (Olga) Benarrivati. - (Ettore) Thanks.

- What is the Wi-Fi password? - Shall we introduce ourselves first?

- All tiny? - No, love, I said that she is Olga.

- Nice to meet you, Catenacci Margherita. - The password is behind the modem.

- Is the fireplace lit? Yup. - (Olga) Done.

- For dinner? - In 45 minutes.

Perfect, and the hot bath ...

- The lady's bathroom is ready. - Well.

Our Olga is priceless.

- Why, work for free? - But no!

It is worth much more than it takes.

- (Stella) Hector. - (Hector) Hi, Stella.

- Hi, Giulio. - Hello.

Gollum?

- Hi, Margherita, the new one. - Hi, nice to meet you.

She is Zoe.

I wanted to call it Chantal, but he says it is "boron".

- I must have said it's not elegant. - Which means "boron".

Okay, but now let's go up, so you take a hot bath and relax.

You are welcome.

(Claudio) Oh!

- (Olga) Claudio! - Hello Olga.

- Stella, you grew up. - Eh.

- She is my girlfriend Tea. - Hello.

Hello.

- All right. - (Tea) Will you take it?

- (Claudio) Yes, come on, let's go. - You are welcome.

It's not an "O", it's a zero, a number, see?

You're always on the phone.

(SPEAK IN RUSSIAN)

Don't speak Russian to me.

(NOISE OF STEPS)

Young people are "sick of the phone", you too?

Yes, Olga, thank you, I also eat something later.

Hello, Achille Catenacci.

The Mercedes here in the parking lot is insured, isn't it?

But you could put up a sign, huh!

Like this that you broke?

Yes, but bigger, you can't read it!

You have to call a tow truck, then I'll take care of fixing the cars.

- By now Monday. - I understand, come on.

Search tow truck in Trentino.

(CELLULAR ACOUSTIC SIGNAL)

(female voice, phone) You want me to search Carrà by train?

- Fuck you!

- Shut up, there are people!

- (Achilles) Then let's do the math.

Thanks, I do it myself.

- Hello. - Hello.

- Are you looking for someone? - My room.

This house is so big that it would take the navigator.

- Hello. - Pleasure.

- Achille, Margherita's brother. - Stella, Olga's daughter.

- Pleasure. - His room is the one at the back.

- Thank you. Look, is there Wi-Fi? - Sure.

The password is Fedez's date of birth.

- Ah, the footballer or the tennis player? - Goodbye.

What I've said?

Oh.

(Michele, telephone) Happy birthday, old fox.

I'm sure they get everyone these digital wishes will make you waver,

but it's time for you to do the math with the future advancing.

Thanks, Michele, for the beautiful message.

I can't wait to show it to everyone, there is Ettore.

- (Hector) Love. - Love.

- What are you doing with that phone? - Nothing.

Let me see.

(Ettore) You posted the ultrasound of the baby?

Love, I'm 320 "like".

Not even when I won Miss Push-up.

(PHOTOGRAPHS)

What are you doing?

Ah, no, a selfie for a contest to meet Fedez.

Who?

Fedez, the singer.

(Stella) The judge of "X Factor", everyone knows him.

- Look on Instagram. - No, I'm not on social media.

My God, I'm sorry, what happened to you?

See that you live very well even without.

Are you joking?

Yes, come on, let's leave it alone.

Are you joking.

(Man, TV) In the night strong wind

which will strike in particular the eastern side of the mountains.

(Man, TV) In the evening a sharp drop in temperatures.

Every weather app doesn't make it so tragic.

Do you think you once looked at the sky

to understand what time it would have been, but now...

Look here, whole generations lobotomized by mobile phones.

- Giulio, where are you going? - Dad, I thought there was a pokemon.

(Hector) Turn that thing off.

No thanks.

Love, didn't you warn? What do I eat?

I forgot about it.

Olga, you don't eat meat, I forgot to tell you, it's my fault.

(Claudio) Sorry.

Come on, there's ricotta, there are omelets, do you want two catheters?

Canederli, Achille.

No, I don't eat eggs or dairy products, they are derived from animals.

- How do vegans live? Do they water them? - I don't understand them.

Don't worry, Tea, now Olga provides.

Thanks, sorry.

What vegans eat in San Martino di Castrozza.

Mica eat? Graze!

I wonder if the new etiquette has already expected

where the phone is placed at the table, whether to the right or left of the plate.

Look, I left it in my suitcase, how I understand you!

(Hector) However, it could be on you even writing a book, you know?

Yes sure.

Seen the target, it would take many figures.

However, the matter is all there, beware.

We are in the mountains, in a beautiful place and you could be anywhere.

One really wonders what happened to it

the sense of family, sharing.

Of course, you remember the family one week a year.

(Claudio) For 358 days you don't care, then comes the skiing holiday

and you're all: "Let's love each other, peace and love".

- Love, that's enough. - Don't worry, I'm just going away.

Peace and love to all! Come on, Tea.

(Claudio) Hello, bye.

(Achilles) Sometimes I go on the internet to search for the name of a machine

and suddenly it pops out the biography of Orietta Berti.

However we will never make it to be a normal family.

Your son is right.

- Is there any polenta left? - It's over.

You will see that it passes.

- Two "ribs" instead? - Finish.

- She's nervous. - No, it's spoiled.

- So a cupcake? - Tomorrow morning.

I didn't eat so little since I was at the polyclinic.

- Okay, I'm going to sleep. - (Hector) Listen to one thing, Achilles.

Have you ever read anything of mine?

- I? - (Ettore) Yes.

No.

- But I read the biography of Prost. - Have you read Proust?

- Prost. - Ah, well, well.

- Good night, see you tomorrow. - See you tomorrow.

Always if I get there, I'm hungry!

I have to finish this, otherwise it will expire.

- This too. - Night.

Night.

- Mom, I can't stand it, it's self-centered.

- Yeah, like?

I'm leaving for Aleppo in the morning.

Okay, come on, goodnight.

- Be careful.

they will title me an award.

- Stop that!

- I love you, bye.

All right.

(CLAUDIO SOSPIRA)

(TABLET IGNITION SOUND) (Tea) I'm going to make myself a herbal tea.

Ok.

(SOUNDS FROM THE TABLET)

(SONG: "OFFLINE" BY THEYA FEAT LUNA)

(Achilles) Then get serious.

I don't give it to you, my friend.

(Achilles) This sells bags or boobs?

He has the Ferrari tattoo, this is the woman in my life!

(SONG: "OFFLINE" BY THEYA FEAT LUNA)

(ACOUSTIC SMS SIGNAL)

FIG! Yup!

We organized strip poker for tomorrow night's party.

for the first time a naked girl.

(LAUGHING FROM THE MOBILE PHONE)

(Achilles) I loved her.

But it wasn't enough.

Love wasn't enough, coffee in bed and holidays in Ischia.

She wanted a baby, rightly so.

I, however, could not.

It's called azoospermia, an ugly name for a bad diagnosis.

So she had it one child with another.

I boring you?

- Do I take off my underwear? - No, no, I just want to talk.

With underpants 100 euros.

I can do certain things only if I'm in love.

- Do I take off my bra? 50 euros. - Yet?

- Socks? 30 EUR. - I said no!

- Then I'll take the line. - Wait, can't you talk clothes?

(SPEAK IN AN ASIAN LANGUAGE)

But fuck you!

(Editor) I feel you little, you still use that Mesozoic apparatus?

It works fine, I feel you perfectly, look.

I remind you that it is six months that you are late with deliveries.

with a book that makes people talk.

Something that people go to the toilet bowl, is that clear?

Within two weeks I want the draft on my desk, otherwise ...

Otherwise?

- You can switch publishers. - Ah!

All right.

Oh, good morning.

- How we are early risers! Coffee? - Thank you.

- Why is there no line? Eh? - Good morning love.

- What's up? - There is no line, there is no connection.

- Sugar? - Thank you.

Why are you screaming early in the morning, what happens?

There is no connection.

Of course? How many notches do you have?

There is no field, there is no Wi-Fi.

I don't take the internet, does anyone work?

- (Margherita) It's true. - (Stella) So?

(Olga) Stella, Stella! (INAUDIBLE SENTENCE)

No, maybe they will be updating the network, I do not know.

Sorry, what you need the line for right now?

(OVERLAPPING ITEMS)

Nothing, anywhere!

I leave you with these possessed.

What an idiot.

I have an obligation to tell you that you are sick, do you know?

(Ettore) You have nomophobia, so it is called.

It's the fear of being disconnected, a serious pathology.

- Don't teach us the lesson, huh! - If we unplug and hang up the modem?

Did you buy the used brain on eBay?

- Come on, stop it. - I'll take a look.

Please try to make it work, it is a matter of life or death.

- (Giulio) Who are you saying! - Goodmorning everyone.

(Claudio) Shut up.

- (Achille) What happened? - The internet broke.

- You will understand, it broke ... the Internet? - Eh!

- (Claudio) So? - Nothing!

Even the landline is gone, it's as if the aliens have arrived.

Pay TV doesn't work either.

We are disconnected.

Sorry, we can't call someone to fix it?

- I said bullshit. - What are we doing?

We could talk, for example.

Yes good.

Why don't you speak alone

so have a conversation with someone you really respect?

I go to the village. Achilles, give me the minibus keys.

- The sled, the bus is broken. - Such as?

- It's broken, it's slipped. - All right.

- Olga, give me the keys to the Mercedes. - It's out of order.

- You're kidding me, huh? - Well ...

I will never go back to this place, it's clear?

Can we call the tow truck?

I said another shit, I'm going to my room.

I go out.

My anxiety is rising, if something happens?

What has to happen, love? The line comes back, don't worry.

In the meantime, you imagine living in another era, right?

That of our grandparents.

My grandfather was a fishmonger, if you talked to him about mountains, he beat you.

Love, it was to say.

Give me a smile, come on.

Damn.

A cleat!

- Still nothing, you? - No, nothing, nowhere.

- Was it so important? - Well ... yes!

- I was in the final of a competition. - I'm sorry.

Well...

- And you? - I? I had a house party.

- What's this? - House Party is a new application.

It basically consists in making group video calls,

so it is as if you go to a party even if you actually stay at your house.

Is cute.

Okay, nothing.

What do you say if we go in now? It's cold.

- I know you Russians don't feel the cold. - I'm not Russian!

My father was Italian, okay? Here, now you're going too.

No, in fact your father who was Italian he would have said, "Come in, it's cold."

- Okay, come in, now I'm coming. - That's no good.

Come on, I'm coming.

Close this, if not, we freeze the girl.

- I have fur. - Yes, I see it, it's pretty.

- It's your gift. - Oh yes? Ah!

- Love, here it doesn't take, but where are we? - Love, feel something.

Now you just have to think just enjoy this place, understand?

I often ask myself: "But what do I have to do with you?"

You should be with a chic, with a dead cat like that over there.

(MAKES VERSES) Who, Tea?

- She's a girl. - A little slutty little girl.

Why are you laughing?

You make me laugh like nobody, you know?

I sound bad to them, I panzate it, you'll see.

That idiot!

Love, however you are taking it really bad, huh.

It's not that you have to work of course all weekend.

Then we have a lot of money aside.

Of course.

(Achilles) What is it?

- (Tea) Your father is right. - (Achilles) Sorry.

You'll understand!

Ferrari's boobs?

That is, I would be the uncle of the tits of the woman in my life?

What a shitty weekend!

(SONG: "OFFLINE" BY THEYA FEAT LUNA)

- Still nothing? - Not at all!

I had also found a Ferrari at auction, he thinks.

Mamma Mia, you and your fix for the cars!

You still have it with me because Did I modify Barbie's camper?

But yes, the wind is likely blew up some repeaters.

It has happened before, hasn't it, Olga?

They rearrange everything immediately; in short, the time it takes.

Meanwhile, however ...

At least for today, I mean, since this is the situation,

because we don't try to live this day without internet, right?

Let's take advantage of it to do something social, here, and not social.

- You wallow in this situation, huh? - Love, relax.

- Then what can be done without internet? - A lot of things, Giulio.

I'm going to make cookies, are you coming?

- I can't do them. - Learn, what do you know? Maybe you like it.

All right, then I go to play darts,

since skiing is not talked about and we are without means.

- Thanks, Dad, nice shitty weekend. - I thought the same thing.

No sorry.

Can I play too? I'm able.

Play darts, not arrows.

In your condition it's better not, I don't want you to hurt yourself.

- I'm pregnant, not sick! - Better not.

Achilles, if desired, would have to be split some wood for the fireplace,

then you see.

I was thinking to download a movie, he thinks.

- Ah. - A movie?

- Did I say the third bullshit? - I do not know?

- I'm going to make wood. - I come too.

I climb, I put on my health shirt and get off.

See you in five minutes.

Have you seen your son?

He's only mad at me.

No, he never talks to me and when he does, he treats me like an idiot.

(Margherita) He hates me.

- I love you instead. - I understand.

- Flour. - Okay.

Sugar.

- Shall I put there? - Yup.

- (Giulio) Do you really know how to make cookies? - Of course, what does it take?

No, think of my mother he can't even make a toast.

- You order everything on Take Away. - Well, watch a tutorial.

I look at a tutorial, no, wait ...

Let's look at Mom's book, right.

Then...

- It's in Cyrillic. - Can't you read Cyrillic?

- No. - Then look at the figures.

Wait, tell me.

Oh God!

- (Achille) Who are you? Stand there! - What happens? Back, who are you?

(Ettore) Who is it?

(together) Palmiro!

Kindred, light of my eyes, it's been a long time since we met, huh?

- Too much. - What are you doing here?

- I felt alone. - (Achille) How did you get there?

On foot, then by bus, hitchhiking, back on foot, a tractor.

Then enough. A cold!

Well, I understand

that we are facing the third ring of the lineage of the Catenacci.

(Palmiro) Let's hold on, life it never gives us enough emotions.

- Oh yeah. - You don't look much alike, I must say.

- Me and Margherita are Germans. - What does it mean?

Same mother, same father.

Instead me and Achilles we share father and surname.

- However, we are three bolts. - There is no doubt about this.

- Give me your coat. - Backpack.

- Give me the backpack. - Thank you.

- Do you speak Russian? - He'll have a round of carers.

Anyway, hi, I'm Tea.

Ah, which in Greek means: "Rightly goddess", I am Palmiro.

(Tea) Nice to meet you. (INAUDIBLE PHRASE)

- Backpack. - Here it is, I have it.

- Do you mind? - No, my pleasure.

Indeed, if you have other relatives to invite, go ahead.

- They are all dead. - Oh!

In the sense that there are no others.

- Better that way. - (Tea) Shall we go?

Sorry, one thing came to mind.

Love, I'm going for a nap.

- Of course Ettore has really good taste. - Why are you with me?

No, I was really referring to the house.

It's not really my thing, but it is really beautiful, refined.

- In fact I did it. - With your own hands?

- No, but I chose the architect. - Do everything yourself!

- Do you also write books for him? - Those not, who ever read them?

Only this room is left, it is small, but comfortable.

"Spasibo".

I do not like.

- At Villa Rosa do they know you're here? - Um, I guess not.

- You could at least notify! - I called you.

You didn't say you came here.

By now you are here, the important thing is that you don't say ...

I know, I don't have to say that I live in a nursing home.

You said it! You don't have to say it!

(MUSIC FROM HEADPHONES)

"Chapeau".

"Chapeau"!

Who are you?

Palmiro, pleasure, Catenacci branch.

- You must be a Rainier. - Unfortunately.

Unfortunately?

Well, I realize, huh.

Be 20 years old, to be beautiful and in perfect shape,

play darts in a luxury chalet,

it would weigh on anyone.

Look, the mannequin Is your girlfriend running around the house?

It would be a little too much.

Would you like to have some?

Gladly.

(Palmiro) Hi.

Make room.

Almost, huh.

You're nice!

Let's change the game.

- (Tea) Hold it still underneath. - He moves a little, be careful.

(Tea) Come on!

Why don't you look at me? Did I do something to you?

You didn't do anything to me, is that first in the whirlpool ...

- You'll understand! Are you so puritanical? - Not at all! I haven't even looked at you.

Oh yes?

- But you have a tattoo ... - Which tattoo? I have four.

- The little horse. - Then you looked at me.

So, in passing, I didn't do it on purpose.

But you have the tattoo equal to one

than on the internet sells bags with bare breasts.

You know how many tattooed girls do they sell bags on Pittogram?

But I didn't say, "Pictogram."

So in the meantime they are not for sale, but they are in promotion.

- What? - The bags.

The bags, of course.

It is a perfect system to earn a lot of money

without putting his face on it.

- Of course, you put your tits! - Yet?

No, it's just that I thought that the internet sucked you.

(Tea) In fact it sucks me!

I only limit myself to sending photos to a web manager who posts them for me,

and the more followers you have, the more you earn.

Except that with this network thing I've lost a lot of money since this morning.

- I'm sorry. - Oh!

- Oh. - It remains a secret between us.

Of course, I'm not going to say it around.

- Swear. - I swear, I swear.

- But as I recognized them ... - (Tea) Swear!

- I swear on what I hold dearest. I mean?

- Your fingers, right now. - (Tea) Watch out.

No, be careful yourself.

Of course this is your brother it's curious,

very different from you.

How come you've never seen it before?

- It wasn't so good. - Ah, what did you have?

- He got a little bit off. - I mean, sorry?

"Sbroccato, svalvolato, pappiato, his ciavatta started ", how do you say?

I understand, he's gone crazy.

Crazed does not make.

- But he's better now. - I am pleased to.

There is only one thing that just doesn't have to do.

- Would be? - Hang yourself.

"Ingarellarsi"?

Give me the other foot.

I seem to understand that you know how to play this game.

(Palmiro) I never lost a game,

only once in school with a janitor from the Marche who cheated.

You know, don't you? The janitors cheat.

Your ring ...

... plus the keys of the Vespa.

The keys of the Vespa.

(Palmiro) The Vespa.

This watch.

This gave it to me ...

- Who gave it to me? - Do you play it or not?

Er, no.

If I don't remember who gave it to me, then maybe it gets bad, step.

- (Palmiro) You have talent. - (Claudio) You are in debt.

- You're not a janitor. - No, and neither ...

Marche!

(Tea) Here we are.

- (Achille) Palmiro, what are you doing? - Eh?

- What were you doing? - I was talking.

(Achilles) Come on, come and help me out.

(Palmiro) He bluffed.

- (Claudio) Thanks, very kind. - Imagine, but are you serious?

- Beautiful! - (Claudio) Come with me, lumberjack.

Olga?

- I ... - Who helps me with potatoes?

I! I have no rivals! Sbuccino!

What a cuckold!

Do you get at least this log? It's falling, you see? Die them ...

If you didn't want me to come, you could tell me!

I ruined the parquet to this, now who feels it?

You know that sometimes goulash add a pinch of mint.

- Fresh? - No, powder.

- In the goulash? - Yup.

Sometimes a little imagination it can change the taste of life.

I want to ask you a question, why did you put two shirts?

Because I like both of them.

- (Stella) Here, go. Burn, watch out. - Feel what a smell!

(Stella) I taste this. Ouch!

(Stella) Wait.

(Margherita) Do you understand, love?

Virtually if you keep the umbilical cord,

there are special cells inside that if you get sick,

we make horns, they can heal you with your cells.

Sure.

Apart from the fact that it is called "umbilical" with just one "L", it's all right.

- Do you want us to do it? - Well, it can be pricey.

- Then maybe it does well. - What do you say, we do it?

- That says? - He said yes.

He gave me a kick.

Without internet you can do a lot of things.

"I feel lucky."

It is said? I guess you don't say it.

Aridaje!

So, the synonym of I believe, let's see.

I consider.

I think lucky.

Or repùto?

My God, what have I done?

Now how do I do it?

How do you turn it off, where?

(Achilles) Help, Margherita!

Help!

It went out.

All right, don't come!

Come on, Stella, let's go.

I felt imprisoned at Villa Rosa, do you understand?

I'm glad to see you, but next time warn.

I am deeply sorry.

I didn't think I was causing so much trouble, but don't blame me.

Who taught you Italian?

- In the family we have always spoken ... - A fucking dog?

Bravo, now I recognize you.

- What have you done? - The whirlpool, hard work.

In short, Palmiro, what can you tell us about beauty?

- Beautiful? I live... - On retreat.

In retreat?

- Yup. - Spiritual.

- Ah, and what do you do? - Music, music.

Music, yes, I was going to say it.

- Composer? - Yes, very composer.

Acoustic guitar? (ACHILLE nods)

Acoustic guitar and also balalaika.

- Interesting. - Do you know Fedez?

- Sure. - Seen?

Well, who is he who doesn't know the famous Cuban trumpet player?

- He is not Cuban, he is from Buccinasco. - Ah, then no.

Are you working on any new projects?

Yup.

- To my new long-playing. - Oh, and what is it called?

- "Behind closed doors". - Here.

Vaguely Sartrian. When does it come out?

- Just get distracted. - Such as?

It comes out in the spring.

In spring, like my book! Then it takes a toast.

(together) Yes.

Without touching the glass, if not, we won't finish it anymore.

- We look each other in the eye. - Ah.

(NOISE OF STEPS)

- Oh. - For you, the tofu goulash.

Thank you.

- (Stella) Here. - "Spasibo".

Thank you.

The Russian put us on a diet.

(PALMIRO COINS)

What have you done?

Enjoy your meal.

- The best goulash ever. - "Spasibo".

(ACOUSTIC SIGNAL) (Margherita) The line is back, and come on!

Sorry, I forgot the timer.

- Ah, it was the timer. - (Margherita) I understand.

- (Achilles) It was to say. - (Tea) Fascinating, isn't it?

- (Hector) Now what happened? - (Margherita) Love?

(Hector) Olga, Olga!

(together)

- Happy Birthday Dad. - You too.

Let's turn it off, come on.

(APPLAUSE, VERSES OF EXCELLENCE)

- (Achille) Well done. - (Margherita) Best wishes.

Were they born on the same day?

No, they celebrate together to save on the cake.

Let's make a video, come on.

Stella, honey, you mind if we keep these moments only in our memory?

- Sure. - Maybe only a few chosen shots, Tea.

Who gets the cap gets married!

Maybe not. (CLAUDIO STAPPA LA BOTTIGLIA)

So love I organized a surprise for you,

but we are disconnected and I couldn't finish it.

- (Margherita) This is for you. - Thank you.

So, you get this poem.

(MARGHERITA CLEARS HIS VOICE)

"Even if I'm not good to speak in person, "

"without you I feel lost, even if we are different. "

"I tell you my way and I swear to God also. "

"I want you to be happy like butter on anchovies. "

- Killing made me hungry. - Eh.

(APPLAUSE)

(Ettore) Look how nice!

- (Ettore) Giulio, this is for you. - Thank you.

- How nice, love. - You needed it, didn't you?

Thank you.

Thank you all, really.

It is one of the most beautiful birthdays of my life.

- Can you pass the Zabov? - Good.

I'm here with my kids, my beautiful companion,

some new friends.

There is really nothing that I could ask for more,

maybe a few years less, but how do you say it in Rome?

"Whoever touches does not ingrunia" ".

- "Gna", love, is "congugna". - "Gna".

- Can I pay a tribute too? - (Ettore) Of course.

From my last album,

a song called: "You will never take me."

- Palmiro. - Shut up, let me sing.

- I got this far. - (together) Bravo!

Look.

I had never seen the snow in person.

Do you remember when we came here as kids?

To tell the truth, I'm still going.

- Especially when I feel alone. - Lucky you.

(Stella) In what sense?

In the sense that I don't have a place where to go when i feel alone.

- No, look! - Thing?

This is my grandfather, he is skiing with Gianni Morandi.

- Who, the influencer? - No, the singer.

Ah, so he no longer works for Facebook?

(Knocking) (Palmiro) Achilles?

(Palmiro) Achilles?

(BUSSANO VEEMENZA) (Palmiro) Achilles!

Everyone finds this room except me! What do you want? Come in.

(Achilles) What happened?

- I'm afraid if they come to get me? - Did you say you came here?

No, however it is more difficult that they look for me in your room, right?

Then we think about it, go to sleep with you, so the whole mattress squeezes.

Wait, can I sleep here with you? I've always wanted to have a brother.

- Palmiro, we are brothers. - No, half brothers.

We never shared a vacation, a tent, a therapy.

- Go to sleep, Palmiro. - I feel alone.

I'm not used to it, please.

You don't have a single room at Villa Rosa?

- Yes, but Adalgisa keeps me company. - Who is it?

A manic-depressive widow.

- Is it good? - Powerful breasts.

Okay, stay, just don't snore like a tractor and let me sleep.

- Oh, Palmiro! - Adalgisa says he is not Russian.

Ah thank goodness.

- It must be said that Adalgisa is a little deaf. - Is it good or not?

Yes, especially when you take off your glasses, he doesn't see us much.

Mashed potato?

Make me understand, you fuck her or do you do them charity?

I never understood it.

- Turn off? - (Achilles) Yes, come on.

(Palmiro) Achilles? (ACHILLE MAKES VERSES)

(Palmiro) I don't feel like it really well, well, well.

(Achilles) Did you take the tablets?

- Palmiro, did you get the pills? - No.

Damn ...

They didn't download them, they paid them, do you realize?

Not a little, this costs 1.50 euros.

- What music do you hear? - I like Il Volo.

The flight?

I pretend I haven't heard.

Sorry, is Fedez better than Il Volo?

I advise you not to say it around, then do as you please.

Let's see if I can get it to work.

Here it is.

(MUSIC FROM THE TURNTABLES) (Stella) Come on.

I want to show you the steps of this song.

- No, I can't dance. - Come on, what does it matter? I'll show them to you.

- I'm not really capable. - I learned them, please come on.

- Okay, I'll try. - Okay.

So, you have to get your hands here and I have to put them here.

Ok.

- Are you sure? - Yup.

I saw it in an old movie that spoke of apples, I don't remember well.

Does anyone have to go through it?

- Ah, no. - Come on, I'll do it.

(MUSIC FROM THE RADIO)

He said, "Look for the blister."

I don't even know what a blister pack is!

This is empty.

Oh, God, what I did!

Which one should you take?

- What day is today? - Saturday.

On Saturday I take those of Saturday, it is written on the blister.

Palmiro, I dropped the blister and now they are all mixed.

- What color is that of Saturday? - I don't know, I'm color blind.

Achilles, I don't distinguish colors.

(Achilles) Here, now neither do I.

(OLGA SPEAKS IN RUSSIAN)

- (Ettore) Olga? - Yup.

- What happens? Is there no more current? - I don't know, maybe it's because of the snow.

Now the emergency generator starts. (HECTOR SUSPIRES)

- Let's wait for the generator to start. - (Olga) Yes.

(Achilles) Is anyone there? What happened?

We are here, Achilles, in the kitchen.

- (Palmiro) Achilles, I hate the dark. - When does the generator start?

- (Achille) Palmiro, don't panic, calm. - I'm going to check.

- (Palmiro) Don't tell me to stay calm. - (Achille) Damn.

- (Palmiro) So I get more excited. - Bless this house.

- (Giulio) Dad, what happened? - The light has gone out, now come back.

- (Stella) Mother where is she? - But ...

(Palmiro) Achilles, you know my proverbial self control? I'm losing it.

- (Achille) Palmiro, keep calm. - (Palmiro) And how?

- (Margherita) Ettore, what happened? - Love, a little blackout.

(Palmiro) It's not true, they're lying to us, the situation is more serious.

- (Margherita) Palmiro, calm down. - (Palmiro) Help.

(Margherita) Ettore, I have to pee, but nothing is seen, and if I fall?

No, love, stay where you are, I'm coming.

(Palmiro) I am so afraid.

- Does the light go away often here? - (Palmiro) Don't abandon me.

(Achille) Palmiro, stop, I'll go up, if not in the dark one falls and gets hurt.

- (Achilles) Stay there. - (Palmiro) Watch out.

(ACHILLE SCREAMS) Ouch, oh, God!

- (Claudio) What's going on here? - Ouch!

- Oh, God, what did you do? - I hit the stairs.

Make me understand, did you fall for it?

No, I was polishing the parquet! I fell, don't you see?

- Come on. - No, stop, don't move.

- I hurt myself. - I'm going to get you some ice, wait.

I'll take care of it, show me a moment.

Let me see, give me the leg.

If I touch you, does it hurt?

- Bad no, but don't touch. - Too strong?

- Don't touch, not even slowly. - Let's wait for the ice.

Yes, let's wait for the ice, everything swells here.

Ankle.

Love, are you all right?

(WATER DISCHARGE) Love, I don't feel so good.

- I'm going back to goulash. - Love, don't panic, don't worry.

Are you need, I'm here. (PALMIRO SCREAMS)

Achilles, I told you not to leave me alone!

I told you, it was an important thing ...

What are you doing here?

Followed me?

Achilles.

(Palmiro) I don't forgive you!

I think Achilles was very hurt.

(Palmiro) How did you find me? Achilles!

- Palmiro made a lot of wine. - We're in good shape.

(Palmiro) You can't persecute me!

Oh God! Love, can you go and see? I'm worried.

For me, he just exaggerated a little with wine.

- No. - (Palmiro) How did you find me?

Love, Palmiro is bipolar.

- (Margherita) He is sick. - Then you should get treatment, sorry.

In fact, she has been in the clinic for three years.

I didn't tell you because maybe you would have thought:

"Forced, yes, but with a crazy family, no. "

Fuck!

(Palmiro) Achilles!

- Palmiro, calm down, now I'm coming. - Where are you going not to walk? I'm going.

- No, where are you going? You leave me alone? - And who goes there?

But no, come here.

- Stay here. - (Stella) Yes.

(Palmiro) I've always been corrected, how could you?

(Palmiro) Is anyone there?

Let's take a selfie.

- (Giulio) Where? - (Stella) Here.

- (Giulio) I'm not doing well. - (Stella) Okay, come on.

- (Stella) One to remember at least. - (Giulio) Okay.

Take off your glasses, though.

- You say? - Yup.

All right.

Here it is.

(PHOTOGRAPHIC SHOT)

Look how cute!

Too bad we can't post it, otherwise we would have had many "likes".

- I'll put them on you, "likes"! - Come on, I'm tickled.

(Palmiro) Go away! Did you understand that you have to go, carrion?

- Are you talking to Achilles? - Achilles has fallen, he's down the stairs.

- We're fine. - (Palmiro) Stinking!

- Maybe with Claudio. - (Palmiro) Bastard.

- Margherita? - No, he's in the bathroom.

(Margherita) Love, I was shut up inside.

Exactly.

It is easier to write a book.

(Achille) Thank you for taking care of ... (PALMIRO SCREAMS)

Everyone for Palmiro, because I am so well.

Does anyone care about my ankle? Because I think it's broken, huh!

- Here I am Love. - (Margherita) It won't open.

Love, how's Palmiro doing? What about Achilles?

- Love! - (Hector) Love, keep calm.

Now step away from the door and breathe as in the prepared course, come on.

Love, I have to tell you, I didn't go to the last lesson.

It does nothing, breathe the same.

(INAUDIBLE PHRASES)

(Achilles) You bring me grudge why did I break the bus?

I'm going.

- (Palmiro) I said no! - Wait up.

(Palmiro) They are nice people.

These two beautiful women my name is Olga and Tea.

The woman sitting next to me is Manuela, that huge baggage of my ex.

Hello.

Thing? Stay here.

Honey, you're sitting on my drugs.

It does it continuously.

- (Claudio) Here, huh? - (Achilles) Ah, yes, there.

Achilles, there is something broken here.

"Dr. House" has arrived, I've been saying it for half an hour.

Love, you gotta pull, don't push, understand?

We hope that when you have to give birth understand the difference, if not ...

- Now. - What?

Love, I guess I have to give birth now, I wet everywhere.

- Olga! - What are we doing?

- I do not know. - (together) Olga!

I'm going away now, you stay here with Tea.

No.

- What happens? - (Ettore) The waters broke, Olga.

- (Olga) Labor has started. - Soon!

- She's a special girl. - How do we get her to the hospital now?

- We don't wear it. - Such as? And where does it give birth?

Here, we take her down by the fireplace, it is warmer there.

- I understand, but who gives birth here? - I.

In Siberia I have given birth to many cows.

Did you give me some cow?

- I didn't want to come, I told you. - (Hector) Shh, love.

Okay, Olga, let's do this.

Come on, love, let's go down.

- You'll make it? Come. - Yup.

- Okay, lean against the wall. - Permission, sorry.

- Permission. - What happened now?

- Margherita is going to have the baby. - Now?

- (Ettore) Yes. - Here?

- Where I go? - Where are we going, sorry?

- Can't you hold her back a little? - The waters have divided.

- The waters broke, what are you holding? - I'm going to prepare everything.

- God! - Come give me a hand, Claudio.

- We take her to the fireplace. - Sorry.

- But ... - Imagine, I'm doing so well on the stairs.

Tonight I will sleep here.

Achilles you should do now small small.

- It's a word! - (Ettore) So we can get through.

- (Margherita) The belly. - Slowly.

I entered the painting.

(Tea) Shall we talk a little with Manuela?

Manuela is not there.

Ah ...

- Can't you see it either? - Of course not, of course.

She first went out with Olga.

(Olga) Stella.

Stella, check the fireplace and help out.

You, take the blankets and towels you find and bring them to the lounge.

Margherita is about to have the girl, come on.

- My God. - (Margherita) God, God, God!

- Here you are, love, do you need anything? - Yes, a delivery room.

Someone checked if the phones work?

- Do not work. - I'll be right back, love.

- Quiet. - Come here, don't worry.

- How you do it? - Let's put this, slowly.

can I help you put them on?

- Try to catch me. - No come on.

I try to go on the main road to see if there is a field.

- What are you doing? - Nothing.

What are you doing? What is this?

I found it here, I was watching, come on, let's go down.

This is a jammer.

They use it to empty the slot machines.

This little thing blocks electronic circuits.

Well, what are you doing here?

- What are you doing here, dad? - If you make me talk, I'll explain.

No, you don't have to explain anything to me.

We are out of line because you have isolated us with this fucking thing!

- Lower your voice. - But why?

- What did you want to do? - Not scream.

Are we an experiment, guinea pigs? What the fuck are we?

I just wanted to show you that we are all manipulated by the net.

- It is true, it is so. - No.

- Yup. - We are manipulated by you.

- Yup... - Yes, but who are you, huh?

Do you believe you are God?

No, I'm just your father.

In fact, as you can see, one day was enough without a connection

to get back to having at least the semblance of a family.

- How long have we two not been talking? - But which family?

You only think about your cocks, which family?

Now I'm going downstairs and tell everyone what you've done.

No, you leave Margherita out of this story, is it clear?

You put us all in shit with this thing.

Did you understand it or not?

Now we are disconnected only because of the storm.

- Yes, now, and before? - Before...

Mom is right.

You really are an infamous.

Maybe we should get off to see what happens.

- It's not what you think. - What do you know about what I think?

Why don't I count for anything?

There is someone who helps me if only for education?

- (Giulio) Come on. - Up.

Thank you.

- You always block your ass, what a nuisance! - I? You abandoned me on the stairs.

- No, talk about our father. - And your father.

- He did more damage to me than anything else. - He never was with me.

Slowly, the leg is broken.

Mamma mia, you will have broken a ligament, don't make it so long.

Your sister, how the fuck can she stay with a man like that, can you explain it to me?

When I see it I ask it.

You think it was dad to leave mom,

but it was she who left with another.

What are you saying?

I live with mom

and I heard her talk about this millions of times.

- Really? - Why didn't Dad ever tell me?

Because daddy knows you, knows you would never forgive her.

You understand what a story!

- Who asked you? - I'm your uncle, I'm from the family.

Who are you? What do you want? Who knows you?

Claudio and my father have the same character.

Your brother he's a tad more asshole, though.

Done.

- Okay? - Yes thanks.

- Indeed, sorry first. - It 'does not matter.

Let's Dance.

Nice jacket, is it vintage?

You like old things like Hector?

- You are crazy? - Yes Yes Yes.

In fact, I always tell the truth.

- Let's Dance? - Let's Dance.

Casque.

- Manuela. - Ah!

It's not what you think, it was her.

- Tell him. - It's my fault.

Shut up, tell her.

- Sorry. Tell her something. - Sorry.

Shut up!

Palmiro and Manuela, sit there.

Still this cruel game? Manuela is not there.

Did it go up?

She went away because she was mad at you, don't pretend you don't know.

- That? - Be serious.

No, come on, you have to show up from a very good one,

why this your behavior

clearly indicates presence of a double personality.

You are false, false!

You are really false.

- You're a bastard. - False.

(MARGHERITA SCREAMS) Ah! What happens?

- I'm giving birth. - Childbirth? I do.

- (Margherita) No! - I do.

Childbirth is a natural event.

Home birth is possible,

but the incidence of mortality the puerpera and the child is very high.

- 'Fuck it, Palmiro. - Yup.

Sit down next to me, come.

No, I don't sit down near a semi-literate primate.

I do not understand.

Nothing, he said you're a simple man with some manual skill.

Oh, but how good this professor is!

- Too bad we don't need the translation. - I don't translate anymore.

We can do without of these Italian lessons?

- (Margherita) Stop it, Palmiro. - Cut it out?

It's time for someone to tell you, it's time for someone to tell you.

Do you know what you are?

- You're ... gorgeous. - (Ettore) Yes.

- You are mannered. - All right.

- And even grotesque! - (Ettore) Yes.

- Saviano makes you a blowjob! - (Hector) Here.

Why are you laughing? The cockerel laughs! Why are you laughing?

You who are a Ferrari locked in a garage.

- Do you have a Ferrari in the garage? - No, Achilles, no!

There is no Ferrari, the boy is a Ferrari.

It's a fucking metaphor to say that the boy is a champion.

He is a champion, he is a seed.

You are good, because you act like a dickhead?

- Did you take the pills? - No.

- You didn't take them? - No.

What was the song like?

Yellow and blue Monday, red Tuesday only, green Wednesdays and Saturdays I don't know.

Palmiro, it is not Palmiro's fault.

- (Palmiro) I don't see the colors. - (Olga) Now come with me.

- Yes, I'm going with Olga. - (Ettore) Bravo, Palmiro, go with Olga.

Yes, I'm going with Olga because Olga listens to me and understands me.

Olga talks to me, Olga keeps me calm!

Olga keeps me calm, I like Olga.

- Yup. - It's not bad.

- How do you say, love? - How do you say? Out like a balcony.

You need lithium.

You are strong.

You're brave.

You are beautiful.

Who are you? What are you doing here?

What are you running from? From the past?

Take these.

Take them.

I do not need anything, I do not need anything!

Take them.

(MARGHERITA PIANGE)

Sit down.

Now don't worry, I have to go.

Please, I swear that if all goes well, I haven't been shopping for three months.

Ouch! For six.

- No, listen, I'm going to get help. - No, don't leave me.

- We need a doctor. - I can't do it without you, please.

How you do it? Something must be done immediately.

- Pope... - I'm going.

No, Claudio.

Look at that without navigator end up in Molise.

(MARGHERITA PIANGE)

(SOUNDS FROM THE TABLET)

Do you like making fun of me?

Now I understand why you are so nervous.

You played our money for a game of poker.

- I do not know what you're talking about. - (Tea) No?

What the fuck is this?

Listen, don't worry, I win a lot and lose them immediately.

That's not the point, you told me you had stopped playing.

Yes, you also said that the internet did you suck, am i wrong? Eh?

Do you take me for a fool?

In your opinion I have never seen your photos, your blog, what's it called? Come on.

- Where are you going? Are you leaving me alone? - I'm going to get help.

For who? For a borgatara who is with your father

to climb a few steps on the social scale?

Because you're better than her, aren't you?

Love...

We are not like them.

I'm not like you.

Anyone get me? Do you receive me?

We need a doctor at Chalet Ranieri, S.O.S., do you receive me?

- No, it hurts. - (together) Slowly, slowly.

Love, breathe in time.

- (Ettore) So. - (Olga) Contractions?

- They are frequent, Olga. - Little delivery is missing.

- What should I do? - Keep breathing.

- I? - Keep breathing and stay close.

- You know how childbirth is, you have two children. - I wasn't there when they were born.

Want men like it when it comes in, not when it comes out.

- Olga. - Men out!

- No, you don't. - How out? I had just settled down.

- (Claudio) I'm going. - Wait up.

- No Please. - I'm here.

(MARGHERITA PIANGE)

The opening is 7 cm, must reach 10 cm.

- Ten? What must go through there? - The head!

Then it returns to normal, yes?

- Wait, Claudio. - How did you do without the internet?

We arranged with what was there.

Here it is, "Medical tourist office, Via Pez Gaiart, 16 ".

- How do I get there? - Now let's look at the map.

- Via Pez Gaiart. - (Olga) Breathe.

Here you see? We are here.

If you make the asphalt road are at least 10 km,

but if you cut through the woods you do it first, do you feel it?

- Give me here. - Oh, I want to see you come back, is that clear?

Thank you. (MARGHERITA SCREAMS)

It's not just your daughter, she is also my sister.

(MARGHERITA SCREAMS)

(Margherita) Hector!

I felt it was all bad.

- Don't talk, breathe. - Here I am, love, here I am.

Paolo Fox had said it too.

"Saturn enters the aquarium and it never comes out. "

We had to stay home, but no.

The minibus and the broken internet, the videos that don't arrive, the storm.

This little girl is just born already the gnaws er ass.

(MARGHERITA SCREAMS) Now I need you, come on.

The tower goes straight, the standard bearer and the horse jumps.

- And the queen? - The queen is a woman.

- Therefore? - Do what the fuck you want.

- Push, I see the head. - I hear it.

Do not look, you get sexual trauma.

Mortacci yours! If you want another one, you do it yourself.

Push, push.

Brava.

- (Olga) Brava. - (Achilles) Oh.

- (Margherita) I can't do it. - Did you eat my tower?

Good boy.

(Olga) Push now.

You are a sexually undecided young man with a certain inclination to suicide.

But the brain works.

What happened to him?

He was engaged to a colleague of his, a math teacher

but then it started with the professor of physical education

and the hit was so strong who ended up in Neurology, poor thing.

Uncle, but do you think love is dangerous?

Yes, of course!

However, it is always worth the risk.

(MARGHERITA SCREAMS) Check mate.

- Eh? - Another fool, Palmiro, sleep.

- (Olga) Push! - What a crazy thing.

- Can I take a picture? - Which photo? Make a video.

(MARGHERITA SCREAMS) Come on.

- Push, good. - Push, love.

(Olga) Brava, push.

(BABY THAT CRIES) Here is the girl.

(BABY THAT CRIES)

I want to come too, give me a hand.

Oh!

Then it's a vice.

(BABY THAT CRIES)

- You were very good, Olga. - She was good.

Is she a beautiful girl, what do you call her?

What do you want to call it?

- Olga. - (Ettore) Didn't you like Chantal?

- I like Olga more. - Olga.

Olga.

You're a dream.

- Do you really think that? - Yup.

Not just me ... All your fans too.

Here they are.

They are really them.

Do you want to touch?

- Eh? - Do you want to touch them?

What questions do you ask me?

No, thank you, as if I had accepted.

Sometimes dreams it is better that they remain so.

A million followers and not even an asshole who wants me live.

(SPEAK IN RUSSIAN)

- Palmiro, give me a hand. - Yup.

Another soul that descends on this earth.

Another child who comes into the world.

- Another life... - Enough, Palmiro.

- (Achilles) Wait. - Olga.

(ACHILLE COMPLAINS)

(Olga) This is Olga, hold on.

No, what if I drop it?

Oh, God, slowly, slowly.

I became an uncle.

Uncle, you were already uncle.

- Then I'm uncle cubed. - It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

- Olga, this is Palmiro, the other uncle. - The crazy one.

What's up, what's up?

What's up?

Olga, Olga!

- The girl is trembling. - (Achilles) What's going on?

- The generator, Olga. - The diesel has run out.

- No. - (Olga) Stella.

- Get the blankets. - (Palmiro) Achilles, are we in danger?

No, Palmiro, don't worry, everything is fine.

- What happens? - The wood is gone too.

- I'll go get her out. - Wet wood is not good.

- (Olga) Find more to burn. - (Stella) And what?

(Hector) Sorry, here we are full of things to burn.

- (Ettore) Giulio, give me a hand. - Are you sure?

Sure, I never felt more useful in my life.

(DOOR OPENING)

(Giulio) Claudio.

(Claudio) Sorry, dad.

- I'm lost. - Everything is alright.

Come here now, come here, warm up.

Look who's there, look, your little sister.

Feel ...

...I believe...

I think I have to ask you, yes, in short ...

... sorry everyone.

Yes, I was the one who disconnected you.

intentionally, I really wanted to do it.

Of course, I couldn't know everything that would have happened,

but I should have been wiser and more protective.

More affectionate.

We must be careful to the people we care about,

if not then they are the ones to disconnect from you, from your life, from your heart.

He is the only one who remains disconnected then it's you.

Sorry my love.

(HELICOPTER)

(HELICOPTER)

(Ettore) It is no coincidence that the book it is called just like this: "Disconnected".

(Hector) Think of the helicopter who rescued us

he only managed to identify us because has taken over the S.O.S. of this hut

that Olga had kept hidden in the attic.

In short, we found out than our housekeeper

has a military background.

Technically we can say to have been saved by the communists.

(LAUGHS)

- Can you say this word? - I think so.

(Hector) Here, in short, you will read the rest in the book.

Hector, so if you're safe it is certainly not thanks to the internet.

I'd say no,

but I confess that I would use any means to save my children.

(Ettore) In the face of consistency.

(Woman) You became a fan in the meantime?

(Hector) Not really.

(Hector) You know how many times it is touched a cell phone screen every day?

2,600.

You know how many of these are they really necessary for our life?

Fourteen, so ...

Well, with this invitation to reflection we conclude the presentation.

Ettore Ranieri will be happy to sign copies of the book for you,

why not, also to take a selfie.

- Yes, I'm ready for that too. - Thank you all.

Hopefully he hasn't written absolutely all.

Why?

A mechanic who breaks through two cars? It is not a good advertisement.

But I know that we should read this book.

- How many pages are there? - He's handsome tall.

- "Li mort ..." - Slowly.

Thanks for everything, Olga.

Without you we would never have made it, really.

Why did you tell the truth?

You risked losing your family.

- Nobody could find out. - The book, Olga.

I missed the ending.

(SOUNDS FROM MOBILE PHONE)

Love, the pills.

(SOUNDS FROM MOBILE PHONE) How the heck do you do it?

Today is Monday, what color is the pill?

Blue.