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- NUNZIATA: Councillor Fletcher,
questions to staff.
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- FLETCHER: This is
actually about
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the name...
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Well, the report's called
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"To Facilitate CouncilLor
Office Operations"
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I think the word "office",
and you might disagree,
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should be clarified.
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Perhaps it's a poor
choice of a word.
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- But I'm not sure
that I would agree.
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- FLETCHER: But what does
"office" mean to you?
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- Councillor, I'm not sure
how I'm supposed to answer
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that question.
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- FLETCHER: Well, there's
been criticisms in the past
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of how councillors have spent
their money. It's been said:
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"Well, that isn't something
you need to run your 'office'."
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The notion of this
being something
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to run an 'office'...
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versus something
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that is a general expense,
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hasn't been clearly defined.
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Would you agree with that?
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- CLAIRE: Wait, is that
your actual question?
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What a line item
should be called?
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- ZACH: The question's what
the report is called.
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And it's so she
can make a point.
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- So, can we just
get to the point?
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- JOSHUA: You guys
are on the same side.
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He's voting the same
as she is, isn't he?
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- Yeah, but Joe's not
gonna want to sit here
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for an extra hour discussing
what a line item
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should be called.
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- ZACH: I'm not on the same side
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and it's not a line item,
it's a report.
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- Um, yes, we are,
and yes it is.
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- Lauren? Are Fletcher
and Mihevc both backing?
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- LAUREN: What?
- Zach's voting same as me.
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- Is that a question?
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- It shouldn't be.
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- I'm sorry, I'm
not following here.
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- Are Mihevc and Fletcher voting
with Catracchia. Guys, come on.
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- LAUREN: I mean, I hope so?
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- Is that a question?
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- Sorry. What's the--
what's the, um, issue here?
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- Claire isn't sure
if we're voting the same.
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- No, Zachary, I'm sure.
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- No, I mean, what issue
are we discussing?
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Is it, um, heritage designation?
Where are we?
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- Someone make a beer run?
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- It's past nine.
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- Why are we arguing
about office expenses--
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- Office expenses! Yes, um, we
are voting the same. Same vote.
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- KAMAL: We should all
make a motion to allow
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convenience stores
to sell booze.
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Isn't that what
the people want?
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- Maybe your people.
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- Your people? Is that a racist
thing or an elitist thing?
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- Uh, it's provincial.
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- Oh, so the opposite
of elitist?
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- Uh, booze laws
are provincial,
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as in the province handles it.
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No one uses the other
"provincial" anymore,
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unless you're an elitist,
which apparently you are.
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Better not let
your boss find out
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he's got an east coast-valued
elitist in his ranks
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who's using words
like "provincial"
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when words like "hick"
exist in 2012.
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- So you're just
skipping over me.
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- Is there anything in there
you want to run by us, Zach?
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- Well, you guys'll
just nay-say it, so--
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- Then I wouldn't run it by us.
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- We're saying each
councillor should be given
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an increase of $1,000 to
their office budget each month.
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- We have 45 offices.
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- By office, are we saying the
actual physical structure...
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- That's 45 grand a month.
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...or "office" like how we
refer to the White House?
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- 540-thousand a year.
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- Wait, why are we talking
about the White House?
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- How many physical
offices do you count, Zach?
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- I just think we need to
clarify if the change applies to
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the office or the "office".
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- Are you serious right now?
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- You guys are all
on the same side.
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- Who cares what the
report is called?
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- If it sounds like it's just
for a physical office space
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and we use it for
office travel expenses,
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we're going to get
mini-crucified.
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- Oh...
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Okay, I get it now.
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Yes, no, we do need
to clarify that, guys.
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- Look, Claire,
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Fletcher and Joe
are going to argue about
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what the report is called
to try to justify
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using $500,000 which we
already cut from the budget
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and people are
happy about it.
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And people are actually
happy with the government!
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You'll say, that this is
better for the people somehow
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but all the people--
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that's you and me,
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I'm not speaking
councillor-speak here, guys,
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I just care about
paying less taxes.
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I can't pay my phone bill.
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I don't want to pay more taxes
for office expenses
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and you guys are going
to try to rename a report
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so that you can use
money which we don't have
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to use for your office?
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- But--
- Yes, Zach.
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Conceptual "office" like
The White House or 10 Downing
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or whatever the fuck
our equivalent is.
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- You know, my long
distance is insane
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and I bet the White House
uses their office expenses
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to pay for their
assistants' phone bill.
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- The White House calls
Russia once a week.
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- Yeah, I'm pretty sure
that Obama and Putin
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are not having a weekly
catch-up sesh.
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- The furthest you
should be calling
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for your municipal councillor is
seven blocks from your office.
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- Physical, Zach.
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- Can we please just figure out
how to bring this city together
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and allow convenience
stores to sell alcohol
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whenever people want so that
we don't have to spend
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10 bucks on a beer whenever
the government liquor stores
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are closed?
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- ALL: Cheers! Cheers!
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- Thank you.
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(percussive score continues)
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- BRAM: Sorry, hi, I have an
interview. Can I just--
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- GIRL IN LINE:
There's a line, buddy.
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- Yeah, no, no,
I know. I just--
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- Wanted to butt the line?
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(sighs)
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- I don't know if
butting the line
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is a thing past
elementary school.
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- It's not.
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- JASON: Hey, man.
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Thought the only lines
you did are the fun ones.
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- Trigger warning: lines.
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- Trigger warning: douchebags.
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- Oh, trigger warning:
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girl who petitioned
for trigger warnings.
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- Triggers are
the new spoilers.
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- Spoiler alert:
your bro's a prick.
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- Okay, if you didn't know
that literally anything
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by Sylvia Plath
was about suicide,
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you shouldn't have been
in fourth year literature.
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- JASON: Multiple spoiler alert.
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- Next?
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- Can you let
these two go ahead
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so I don't need to stand
in front of them any more?
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- Yeah, thank you.
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- THE MOUSE: Name?
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- Bram Shriver.
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- Let me see here...
When did you register?
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- For what?
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- Convocation.
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- Uh, when I registered
to study here for four years
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and then graduate?
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- You have to
register to graduate.
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- Okay, so when you register
every year as a student
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they don't, uh, the school
doesn't realize
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that you would like to
graduate when you finish?
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- You have to declare
your intention to graduate
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at convocation.
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- Does anyone go here with
the intention of not graduating?
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- You're still a graduate.
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You just aren't
going to graduate,
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if that makes sense.
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- It doesn't. Um, who do
I have to declare it to?
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- You go online
and declare.
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- That seems antiquated.
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- They've been doing it
since forever.
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- Oh, really, so the
five graduates of 1886
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went online to register
for convocation?
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- If you didn't know you had to
register for graduation,
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then you shouldn't
be graduating.
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You just won't get
your diploma at the ceremony
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because you won't be there.
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- Okay, well, it's not
a diploma, actually,
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it's a degree because we're
not graduating from high school.
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God, how should I break this
to my parents?
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- Well, they're
already disappointed
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you're not gonna be
a doctor or a lawyer,
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so the fact that you're not
graduating, like officially,
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as a journalist
probably won't matter.
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- I already bought them
graduation tickets.
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My mother has been
prepping by researching
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Jewish journalists.
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- You have to buy tickets?
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- Jason Bradley.
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(applause)
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(gentle score)
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(score fades out)
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(door opens)
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- DAVID: Bram?
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Come on back.
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- Hey.
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(loud industrial machinery)
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- Come on in.
- Thanks.
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- Take a seat.
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Uh, so, you know
my sister-in-law?
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- Oh, well, I mean,
my mom's friends with Deb,
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so I don't, ah,
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know her, but...
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Yeah.
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- Okay. So other than
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sort-of-knowing Deb,
what should I know about you.
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- Uh, well, I went to
Western for undergrad and--
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- No, no. I got all that.
I read the resumé.
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You're a writer.
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Pitch me.
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- Yeah, um--
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(door opens)
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- JILL: Hello?
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- BRAM: What's for dinner?
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- So...?
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Aah!
- Hmm.
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- Awww.
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- PHIL: Good hug or bad hug?
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- Aww, are there bad hugs?
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- PHIL/BRAM: Yes.
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- Here, here, come here,
let me see.
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- I already signed it.
- Ah. I'm just reading it.
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Ah-ha.
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- Yeah, I read it.
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- You read they're not
paying your taxes?
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- Mm-hm.
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- No benefits either, Jill?
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- Okay, well, the only
benefit I considered
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when someone said "we'll
pay you money to work for us"
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is that in a couple of months
I can move out.
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- Do you know how much
a house is?
235
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- You know what, at this point,
I would've taken it
236
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if they offered me a Metropass.
237
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- They're not paying
for your Metropass?
238
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- I'm not buying a
house anytime soon.
239
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- Yeah, well, maybe slow down
on the four-dollar coffees.
240
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- Who's here?
241
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- How many days would I
have to give up coffee for
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in order to get into
the market?
243
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- SAMMI: Hi!
- PHIL: It's a down payment.
244
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- This is a surprise!
245
00:10:34,934 --> 00:10:36,067
- What was the downpayment
here 25 years ago?
246
00:10:36,069 --> 00:10:37,569
- Well, things were different.
You still have to save.
247
00:10:37,571 --> 00:10:38,570
- Bram got a job.
248
00:10:38,572 --> 00:10:39,738
- Like, a real one?
249
00:10:39,740 --> 00:10:42,807
- Yes, um, and I am
marrying a doctor
250
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and I'm going for lunch every
day before my afternoon nap.
251
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- Mmm, Mom set me
up with my job, too.
252
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- And if I give up my $4-a-day
coffee habit, then I can
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save up to buy a million dollar
tear-down in 684 years.
254
00:10:53,086 --> 00:10:55,887
- Wow, I'm sure
Wolf Blitzer has a house.
255
00:10:55,889 --> 00:10:57,389
- Yeah, that he bought
in the roaring 20s.
256
00:10:57,391 --> 00:10:59,090
- And Bernstein?
He's a journalist
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and he bought a house.
258
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- We are pregnant.
259
00:11:02,663 --> 00:11:04,663
- Oh, my God.
- What? Ahh!
260
00:11:04,665 --> 00:11:05,730
- Oh, Mazel Tov.
261
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(laughter) Such nachas...
262
00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:10,969
- Oh, I can't believe that my
baby's going to raise her baby!
263
00:11:10,971 --> 00:11:13,304
- I know. I can't believe it.
264
00:11:13,306 --> 00:11:15,407
- PHIL: I knew it, I knew it.
265
00:11:15,409 --> 00:11:16,708
- Nothing?
266
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- That's great. Mazel Tov!
267
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- Thank you, Uncle Bram.
268
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Thanks.
269
00:11:23,383 --> 00:11:24,716
- I feel fat.
270
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- I know, I felt
it when I hugged ya'.
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(Phil laughs)
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(rock score begins)
273
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- GIDDA: Stop the gravy train.
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(laughter)
275
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- You got it, Gidda.
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(knocks on door)
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(Gidda speaks Arabic)
278
00:12:08,261 --> 00:12:09,994
- Oh, uh...
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- Hi, Gidda!
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Tell her I say hi.
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- Hi, Hi. I understand. Hi.
282
00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:23,141
- Hi.
283
00:12:23,143 --> 00:12:25,210
- Ah, Gidda, Claire's
going to take you home.
284
00:12:27,681 --> 00:12:29,314
- The new girl's
waiting for you.
285
00:12:29,316 --> 00:12:30,815
- Right. Thanks.
286
00:12:30,817 --> 00:12:32,517
(percussive score begins)
287
00:12:39,226 --> 00:12:41,192
- He's already there. He
was supposed to get there later
288
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but he left early.
He does that sometimes.
289
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- ASHLEY: Okay.
290
00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:45,797
- Everyone's gonna be
taking pictures with him
291
00:12:45,799 --> 00:12:47,165
and posting them and saying
what they're gonna say
292
00:12:47,167 --> 00:12:48,733
but we have to make sure
it's organized around him.
293
00:12:48,735 --> 00:12:50,268
- Sure.
- He's easy.
294
00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:52,771
Everybody's got their own thing
with him but he's a good guy.
295
00:12:52,773 --> 00:12:54,572
- "Wieners come in all
shapes and sizes."
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You should lead with that.
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(laughter)
298
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- THE MOUSE: You the list guy?
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These go best
with what you got.
300
00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:02,313
- MANAGER: The list man.
She treating you okay?
301
00:13:02,315 --> 00:13:03,248
- BRAM: Yeah.
302
00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:05,950
- Make sure you say it,
best service.
303
00:13:07,154 --> 00:13:09,020
- Thanks, yeah.
304
00:13:09,589 --> 00:13:11,156
- I wanna write lists.
305
00:13:11,158 --> 00:13:13,825
- How about you go to the next
place and I'll go to the party?
306
00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:16,094
- Okay, here: "Hot dog race:
wiener takes all".
307
00:13:16,096 --> 00:13:17,328
- WAISGLASS: I thought
Jill told my mom
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that you started doing
city hall this week.
309
00:13:18,698 --> 00:13:20,165
- Classic Jill.
She also told my mom
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that Sammi's kid started walking
before any of his friends.
311
00:13:22,235 --> 00:13:23,902
- Well, now, according
to my mother, um,
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he tap-danced
out of the womb.
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She is the best publicist.
314
00:13:26,940 --> 00:13:28,273
No, I don't do city hall.
315
00:13:28,275 --> 00:13:29,974
- He's paid to be the
mayor's biggest fanboy.
316
00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:31,342
- A couple of months ago
317
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he decided he didn't want to
talk to press anymore.
318
00:13:33,079 --> 00:13:35,947
- So the press he likes
must really like him now.
319
00:13:35,949 --> 00:13:37,682
- This is what we
gotta work around.
320
00:13:37,684 --> 00:13:38,917
How do we have them
not asking questions
321
00:13:38,919 --> 00:13:40,118
without flat-out saying--
322
00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:42,053
- Doesn't he just flat-out
say most things?
323
00:13:42,055 --> 00:13:43,688
- Saying you can't ask
the mayor questions.
324
00:13:43,690 --> 00:13:45,790
- So there's this assault on the
papers that he doesn't like,
325
00:13:45,792 --> 00:13:46,724
ours included...
326
00:13:46,726 --> 00:13:48,092
- Saying you guys
are bad at your job?
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- He doesn't know
he's messing with
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a Frum Medal-winning graduate.
329
00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:52,096
- The news isn't accurate
unless he likes it.
330
00:13:52,098 --> 00:13:54,232
And the news that he does like
isn't always accurate.
331
00:13:54,234 --> 00:13:56,301
And then they
came up with this-
332
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this really ridiculous--
333
00:13:57,637 --> 00:13:59,437
- Genius idea.
334
00:13:59,439 --> 00:14:01,606
Don't give them Rob's
schedule every morning.
335
00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:04,108
- They have to chase you.
336
00:14:04,110 --> 00:14:05,710
- The papers are always behind
337
00:14:05,712 --> 00:14:07,178
because we don't know
what to cover each day.
338
00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:09,147
Well, except for the ones
that write the puff pieces,
339
00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:10,181
they know what's happening.
340
00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:11,516
- This is on your work, right?
341
00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:13,051
- Yeah, work perks, my friend.
342
00:14:13,053 --> 00:14:14,819
- So, the Frum Medal-winning,
top-of-his-class
343
00:14:14,821 --> 00:14:16,487
journalism major that
you are currently splitting
344
00:14:16,489 --> 00:14:19,424
a knackwurst with was just
promoted from list-writer.
345
00:14:19,426 --> 00:14:21,459
- 14 bucks for a hot dog?
We should get jobs here.
346
00:14:21,461 --> 00:14:22,393
- So, what are you now?
347
00:14:22,395 --> 00:14:23,461
- Oh, I'm I'm still list writer.
348
00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:25,129
But I'm also the guy
that reverse-engineers
349
00:14:25,131 --> 00:14:27,432
Rob Ford's schedule by
checking his Instagram,
350
00:14:27,434 --> 00:14:29,267
Facebook and Twitter accounts
for his daily whereabouts
351
00:14:29,269 --> 00:14:31,469
and I deliver those reports
to my boss every morning
352
00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:33,638
so that he can give those
stories to everyone but me
353
00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:35,173
as I go off to rate
some hot dogs.
354
00:14:35,175 --> 00:14:37,775
- Okay, but what happens
when some frat bro
355
00:14:37,777 --> 00:14:40,478
posts a picture of
him taking a funnel?
356
00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:42,113
- We bury it. Rob does.
357
00:14:42,115 --> 00:14:44,182
You blacklist a paper and
that becomes their story.
358
00:14:44,184 --> 00:14:46,050
"Assault on us!
Free speech!"
359
00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:48,753
But their free speech becomes
speechifying about their own
360
00:14:48,755 --> 00:14:50,788
personal losses,
not the people's.
361
00:14:50,790 --> 00:14:52,323
So the people don't care.
362
00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:53,925
- I'm basically playing
"Where's Waldo"
363
00:14:53,927 --> 00:14:55,326
with a very large Waldo
364
00:14:55,328 --> 00:14:58,162
until I see something that
I can force my way into.
365
00:14:58,164 --> 00:15:00,131
- Okay, we better
get our buns moving.
366
00:15:00,133 --> 00:15:02,066
- But you also
still do the lists?
367
00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:03,534
- Did you enjoy
your free meal?
368
00:15:03,536 --> 00:15:05,837
- The people must know the
ten best sausages in the city.
369
00:15:05,839 --> 00:15:07,305
Give this place top prize.
370
00:15:07,307 --> 00:15:08,806
- Yeah, bonus points
for their ad spend.
371
00:15:08,808 --> 00:15:10,341
- Whatever happened
to church and state?
372
00:15:10,343 --> 00:15:11,843
- Total clicks.
373
00:15:11,845 --> 00:15:13,044
- You can't come?
374
00:15:13,046 --> 00:15:14,345
- Hot dog tour awaits.
375
00:15:14,347 --> 00:15:15,280
- Ketchup later.
376
00:15:15,282 --> 00:15:17,282
- Yeah, I relish
the opportunity.
377
00:15:23,790 --> 00:15:25,490
Thank you.
378
00:15:26,993 --> 00:15:28,693
(loud club music)
379
00:15:29,996 --> 00:15:32,230
- When are you
supposed to stop him?
380
00:15:32,232 --> 00:15:33,097
- I'm not.
381
00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:34,465
- You're not going to
stop him?
382
00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:35,700
- I'm not supposed to.
383
00:15:35,702 --> 00:15:37,201
- Isn't that your job?
384
00:15:37,203 --> 00:15:38,736
- Not in my job description.
385
00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:39,771
- Actually, it's
part of yours.
386
00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:40,705
- My what?
387
00:15:40,707 --> 00:15:41,839
- Job description.
388
00:15:41,841 --> 00:15:42,807
- To cut him off?
389
00:15:42,809 --> 00:15:44,008
- To make sure no one knows
390
00:15:44,010 --> 00:15:45,910
people thought he
needed to be cut off.
391
00:15:45,912 --> 00:15:47,211
- We should've had
people sign an NDA
392
00:15:47,213 --> 00:15:48,613
when they bought tickets.
393
00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:51,582
- Or confiscated their phones.
Don't look at Instagram.
394
00:15:51,584 --> 00:15:52,951
- Can you imagine the uproar?
395
00:15:52,953 --> 00:15:54,919
- I don't think anybody
cares about signing an NDA.
396
00:15:54,921 --> 00:15:56,454
- No, no, I mean if we'd
taken their phones.
397
00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:58,756
- So what do you do if he does
something embarrassing?
398
00:15:58,758 --> 00:15:59,991
- Do you wanna
take this one?
399
00:15:59,993 --> 00:16:02,994
- Nah. Let her see
the master at work.
400
00:16:04,331 --> 00:16:05,830
- Ask me again.
401
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:09,734
- What do you do if he does
something embarrassing?
402
00:16:10,070 --> 00:16:13,838
- The media is always
out to embarrass our mayor.
403
00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:16,240
Note the use of "our"
instead of "the" mayor
404
00:16:16,242 --> 00:16:18,476
even while he's
fighting -- key word
405
00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:19,877
he's up against the enemy,
406
00:16:19,879 --> 00:16:21,512
sword and shield,
taking down the dragons.
407
00:16:21,514 --> 00:16:24,282
To help the working taxpayers
of this great city,
408
00:16:24,284 --> 00:16:27,852
see their money working for them
instead of lining the pockets
409
00:16:27,854 --> 00:16:29,454
of special interest cronies.
410
00:16:29,456 --> 00:16:31,990
That tells them that there's
this cabal of rich dudes
411
00:16:31,992 --> 00:16:33,891
pulling the strings
for the other guys.
412
00:16:33,893 --> 00:16:36,194
Now, do you know what's
truly embarrassing?
413
00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:38,062
No, Anderson,
don't cut me off.
414
00:16:38,064 --> 00:16:39,897
I'm not finished.
Here's where we put the person
415
00:16:39,899 --> 00:16:42,033
asking the question on defense.
416
00:16:42,035 --> 00:16:45,370
That you're focusing
on whether our mayor --
417
00:16:45,372 --> 00:16:46,471
check --
418
00:16:46,473 --> 00:16:48,206
grabbed a beer with
his friends last night --
419
00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:49,474
the everyman, check --
420
00:16:49,476 --> 00:16:52,043
while the mayor's opponents --
the dragons --
421
00:16:52,045 --> 00:16:55,013
are, at this very moment
proposing spending increases
422
00:16:55,015 --> 00:16:57,715
in support of themselves
and their donors --
423
00:16:57,717 --> 00:16:59,984
secret cabal, check-check --
424
00:16:59,986 --> 00:17:03,254
at the expense
of the taxpayer.
425
00:17:03,256 --> 00:17:04,789
(laughing)
426
00:17:04,991 --> 00:17:06,991
- They don't call us
special assistants for nothing.
427
00:17:06,993 --> 00:17:08,893
(glasses clink)
428
00:17:08,895 --> 00:17:10,595
(church bell tolls)
429
00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:15,733
(cell phone vibrates)
430
00:17:16,036 --> 00:17:17,435
(cell phone vibrates)
431
00:17:17,437 --> 00:17:19,370
(cell phone chimes
and vibrates)
432
00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:20,772
(sighing)
433
00:17:20,774 --> 00:17:22,673
(score begins)
434
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:25,777
- PHIL: Whatever it is, push to
write about it. Be aggressive.
435
00:17:25,779 --> 00:17:26,844
- I know.
436
00:17:26,846 --> 00:17:28,279
- You won the Frum Medal!
437
00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:29,547
Tell them.
438
00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:31,249
- They know. Bye.
439
00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:40,992
- Dave, hey. I was just
coming to find you.
440
00:17:40,994 --> 00:17:42,060
- Well, you found me.
What's up?
441
00:17:42,062 --> 00:17:43,728
- Oh, I wanted to talk
to you about this story.
442
00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:44,896
- Talk.
443
00:17:44,898 --> 00:17:46,364
- It's this story
I want to show you.
444
00:17:46,366 --> 00:17:48,733
- So show me. Talk or
show, Bram. Talk or show.
445
00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:49,901
- Okay.
446
00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:51,102
- Hey, you hear about
the CJPAC party?
447
00:17:51,104 --> 00:17:52,470
- Yeah, I spoke to Nelson.
They're denying.
448
00:17:52,472 --> 00:17:54,505
I'll speak with her and
anyone else who was there
449
00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:56,507
who's gonna talk
but it was open bar.
450
00:17:56,509 --> 00:17:57,508
- Speak with who?
451
00:17:57,510 --> 00:17:59,210
- So what, what does that mean?
Who cares.
452
00:17:59,212 --> 00:18:02,547
- It's a bunch of dumb kids,
politicians and unlimited booze,
453
00:18:02,549 --> 00:18:04,182
we're not going to get
anything reliable.
454
00:18:04,184 --> 00:18:05,516
Not on record, anyway.
455
00:18:05,518 --> 00:18:07,018
- Try.
456
00:18:07,020 --> 00:18:08,052
- Wait, what is that story?
457
00:18:08,054 --> 00:18:09,554
- Susan's on it.
What did you wanna show me?
458
00:18:09,556 --> 00:18:11,389
- I could do it with her.
What's, what's it?
459
00:18:11,391 --> 00:18:12,807
- Ooh!
460
00:18:12,808 --> 00:18:14,224
As much as she'd love that,
we have you on something else.
461
00:18:14,227 --> 00:18:18,129
Uhh, where is it?
Best brunch spots in the city.
462
00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:20,865
- Yeah. Um, I mean...
463
00:18:21,868 --> 00:18:23,534
Dave, just, the thing is, just
464
00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:24,969
I've been working for
more than a year now--
465
00:18:24,971 --> 00:18:26,337
- I know.
466
00:18:26,339 --> 00:18:28,439
- You know? And I just was,
I was wondering if...
467
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:30,308
I'm still doing the same thing.
Which is, that's--
468
00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:32,310
I don't mind doing that...
I like that stuff,
469
00:18:32,312 --> 00:18:34,946
I just, I think
that I could be...
470
00:18:34,948 --> 00:18:37,748
really useful with
this sort of thing, too.
471
00:18:38,251 --> 00:18:40,785
- You're a reporter.
You report on things.
472
00:18:41,020 --> 00:18:42,286
- Lists.
473
00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:44,088
- You know you don't get
to be editor on day two
474
00:18:44,090 --> 00:18:45,590
just 'cuz you showed up
on day one.
475
00:18:45,592 --> 00:18:47,058
- I-I know.
476
00:18:47,060 --> 00:18:48,126
- Do you?
477
00:18:48,128 --> 00:18:49,994
People read lists.
They read them.
478
00:18:49,996 --> 00:18:52,029
You remember when the Huffington
Post used to have real news?
479
00:18:52,031 --> 00:18:53,998
- BuzzFeed does real news now
so can I just, can I just--
480
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,766
- No one who actually
cares about the news
481
00:18:55,768 --> 00:18:57,335
looks for it on the
sidebar of
482
00:18:57,337 --> 00:19:00,438
"The 15 Paperweights That'll
Restore Your Faith in Beyonce."
483
00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:03,975
- Well, I'll-I'll still
do the brunch thing, I just...
484
00:19:04,144 --> 00:19:05,843
That's...
485
00:19:06,946 --> 00:19:08,813
I mean, I won the Frum Medal.
486
00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:10,448
- Oh, Jesus Christ.
487
00:19:13,253 --> 00:19:15,286
Go do some streeters!
488
00:19:15,288 --> 00:19:17,188
About the CJPAC thing.
489
00:19:19,926 --> 00:19:21,325
(score begins)
490
00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:22,827
- So, last night,
Rob Ford was at an event
491
00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:25,596
where he was accused of groping
a former mayoral candidate.
492
00:19:25,598 --> 00:19:27,398
How do you feel like this
reflects on the city?
493
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:29,066
- BLACK TOQUE MAN: He likes
to have a good time.
494
00:19:29,068 --> 00:19:30,468
I like to have a good time.
495
00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:32,069
- FUR WOMAN: Well. It's gross.
496
00:19:32,071 --> 00:19:33,471
- YELLOW COAT WOMAN: You guys,
497
00:19:33,473 --> 00:19:35,306
it's just non-stop
with this guy.
498
00:19:35,308 --> 00:19:36,741
Just let him do his job.
499
00:19:36,742 --> 00:19:38,175
- Excuse me, sir, can I ask you
just a quick question about--
500
00:19:38,178 --> 00:19:39,877
- MOHAWK MAN: Don't give a fuck.
501
00:19:39,879 --> 00:19:41,362
- Thank you.
502
00:19:41,363 --> 00:19:42,846
Can I ask you a quick question
about the Mayor real quick?
503
00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:43,881
- ORANGE TOQUE GUY: High school.
504
00:19:43,883 --> 00:19:45,283
- That's right.
- Bram.
505
00:19:45,285 --> 00:19:47,285
- How are you, man?
- Good.
506
00:19:47,287 --> 00:19:48,419
Is this what
you're doing now?
507
00:19:48,421 --> 00:19:49,854
- Like, really, who cares?
508
00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:51,389
- I mean, groping or not,
509
00:19:51,391 --> 00:19:53,591
it's believeable and it's gross
and that's what's wrong with it.
510
00:19:53,593 --> 00:19:56,694
- Do you get paid for this
or is it, like, volunteer?
511
00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:57,895
- Who cares?
512
00:19:57,897 --> 00:20:00,164
- I don't remember the
question but I have to go.
513
00:20:00,166 --> 00:20:01,432
- Word. Okay.
- See you later.
514
00:20:01,434 --> 00:20:03,868
- Say "Hi" to your mom.
- Yep.
515
00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:06,504
(score ends)
516
00:20:08,241 --> 00:20:11,108
- Excuse-- Excuse me, sir?
Could you just-- Could you--
517
00:20:11,110 --> 00:20:13,911
Do you want to answer
a quick question?
518
00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:19,116
Okay.
519
00:20:19,118 --> 00:20:20,818
(flags flapping in wind)
520
00:20:27,994 --> 00:20:29,527
- Seeing as how
a mere three days later,
521
00:20:29,529 --> 00:20:32,230
there's not a front page
mention of Gropegate--
522
00:20:32,232 --> 00:20:33,497
- I don't think it's
considered a "-gate"
523
00:20:33,499 --> 00:20:34,899
if it's not even mentioned
three days later.
524
00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:36,033
- Claire?
525
00:20:36,035 --> 00:20:37,301
- Yeah. I don't think
it's a "-gate."
526
00:20:37,303 --> 00:20:38,970
- Overruled!
- Man, let's get this going!
527
00:20:38,972 --> 00:20:40,605
Tonight is a special night
528
00:20:40,607 --> 00:20:43,040
because for the first time in
her young career as an aborted
529
00:20:43,042 --> 00:20:45,009
lawyer-cum-communications
manager
530
00:20:45,011 --> 00:20:48,012
I pass tonight's
City Hall of Fame to...
531
00:20:48,014 --> 00:20:49,480
(drumming)
532
00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:50,915
Ashley!
533
00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:52,116
(cheers)
534
00:20:52,118 --> 00:20:53,484
- For answering that phone
like no other.
535
00:20:53,486 --> 00:20:55,886
- Uh, how many calls redirected
over a two-day period?
536
00:20:55,888 --> 00:20:58,823
- 250-fucking-four.
537
00:20:58,825 --> 00:21:00,224
- Ashley!
538
00:21:00,226 --> 00:21:01,926
(drumming)
539
00:21:02,328 --> 00:21:05,363
Four years of undergrad in --
psychology?
540
00:21:05,798 --> 00:21:07,064
- Classics.
- Ah.
541
00:21:07,066 --> 00:21:09,567
Very practical. Four years
in whatever-the-fuck that is.
542
00:21:09,569 --> 00:21:11,369
Another three floating
smack in the middle
543
00:21:11,371 --> 00:21:12,737
of your law-school class,
544
00:21:12,739 --> 00:21:14,405
seeing your entire Facebook
doing better than you
545
00:21:14,407 --> 00:21:16,240
at everything and you too
546
00:21:16,242 --> 00:21:18,576
can have a job that most
forward-thinking companies
547
00:21:18,578 --> 00:21:20,978
have replaced with a machine!
548
00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:22,813
Ashley Pollock, everybody!
549
00:21:22,815 --> 00:21:25,750
- Thank you. All right, yes!
550
00:21:25,752 --> 00:21:27,118
Thank you so much.
551
00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:30,221
Thank you, thank you,
thank you. Yes.
552
00:21:30,223 --> 00:21:31,322
- Congratulations.
553
00:21:31,324 --> 00:21:33,024
- Thank you.
554
00:21:33,526 --> 00:21:36,594
Wow, I wasn't expecting this.
555
00:21:36,596 --> 00:21:37,995
I am so humbled.
556
00:21:37,997 --> 00:21:40,831
Truth is, I can't take
all the credit on this one.
557
00:21:40,833 --> 00:21:44,068
Mostly, I have to thank
a shitload of debt.
558
00:21:44,070 --> 00:21:45,536
Linda, who calls twice a week
559
00:21:45,538 --> 00:21:47,805
and who's not only
my loan officer
560
00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:50,241
but who's also, basically,
my therapist
561
00:21:50,243 --> 00:21:51,842
and personal advisor.
562
00:21:51,844 --> 00:21:53,711
Oh, no the music!
563
00:21:53,713 --> 00:21:56,047
I have to thank
that piece of paper
564
00:21:56,049 --> 00:21:58,182
that's hanging
in my parent's den.
565
00:21:58,184 --> 00:22:00,117
- To Ashley!
(cheers)
566
00:22:00,119 --> 00:22:02,019
(score begins)
567
00:22:11,230 --> 00:22:12,930
(phone ringing)
568
00:22:15,601 --> 00:22:17,101
- Sharma.
569
00:22:24,577 --> 00:22:27,578
- LOWEY: A year ago,
someone recorded a video,
570
00:22:29,649 --> 00:22:31,349
allegedly...
571
00:22:32,118 --> 00:22:33,417
- Of what?
572
00:22:33,419 --> 00:22:35,486
She started working there
a few months ago.
573
00:22:35,488 --> 00:22:36,921
- Why would she know anything?
574
00:22:36,923 --> 00:22:38,556
- Press calls her before
releasing anything.
575
00:22:38,558 --> 00:22:40,024
She's the gatekeeper.
576
00:22:40,026 --> 00:22:41,826
- So the guy selling
the video would call her?
577
00:22:41,828 --> 00:22:44,462
- No. He'd call Kamal but she
may know if the video guy
578
00:22:44,464 --> 00:22:45,963
contacted him first.
579
00:22:45,965 --> 00:22:47,398
- What does Kamal do?
580
00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:49,166
- Special Assistant
to the Mayor.
581
00:22:49,168 --> 00:22:50,334
- And he knows?
582
00:22:50,336 --> 00:22:52,036
- Everything.
583
00:22:53,940 --> 00:22:55,172
(toilet flushing)
584
00:22:55,174 --> 00:22:56,807
- Now, sorry, what's the
difference between
585
00:22:56,809 --> 00:22:59,377
special assistants
and assistants?
586
00:22:59,379 --> 00:23:00,711
- No, they're all special.
587
00:23:00,713 --> 00:23:02,246
- Your mom tell you that, too?
588
00:23:02,248 --> 00:23:04,148
Look, call the girl and tell her
589
00:23:04,150 --> 00:23:06,584
we won't release her name if
that's what she's worried about.
590
00:23:06,586 --> 00:23:08,119
- Oh, Judith Asche
from the paper?
591
00:23:08,121 --> 00:23:09,520
She wants us to come down there.
592
00:23:09,522 --> 00:23:11,622
- Oh yeah, I told her.
It's an internal issue for them.
593
00:23:11,624 --> 00:23:14,191
- It sounds like one of her
guys may have met with our guy.
594
00:23:14,193 --> 00:23:15,893
- Can we call our guy
"the video guy"
595
00:23:15,895 --> 00:23:18,529
so we can keep this all clear?
Who's their guy?
596
00:23:18,531 --> 00:23:19,764
- Which guy are
you talking about?
597
00:23:19,766 --> 00:23:21,899
- The paper's guy.
- Oh, the list guy.
598
00:23:21,901 --> 00:23:23,300
- Yeah. The list guy.
599
00:23:23,302 --> 00:23:24,935
(door locking)
600
00:23:24,937 --> 00:23:26,637
- Fuck.
601
00:23:27,874 --> 00:23:29,573
(tense score begins)
602
00:24:06,012 --> 00:24:09,346
- LOWEY: So you tended to work
on what kind of assignments?
603
00:24:09,348 --> 00:24:11,115
- What nobody else wanted.
604
00:24:13,252 --> 00:24:14,785
Uh,
605
00:24:14,787 --> 00:24:17,688
top ten lists. Best burgers,
best fruit stands.
606
00:24:17,690 --> 00:24:19,857
- But you also knew
everywhere he was gonna be?
607
00:24:19,859 --> 00:24:23,027
- Everywhere he had been.
Or as he was there, maybe.
608
00:24:23,029 --> 00:24:24,962
But never before.
609
00:24:24,964 --> 00:24:27,264
- So how does this video come
your way if you're the guy
610
00:24:27,266 --> 00:24:29,066
making lists of good burgers?
611
00:24:30,470 --> 00:24:32,169
- Downsizing.
612
00:24:33,873 --> 00:24:35,439
- SUSAN: Did you
get one of these?
613
00:24:39,045 --> 00:24:41,178
- No, I-I don't think...
614
00:24:41,180 --> 00:24:43,180
No.
615
00:24:59,599 --> 00:25:01,499
- Susan speaking...
616
00:25:01,868 --> 00:25:03,567
David. Hi.
617
00:25:07,006 --> 00:25:10,708
Listen, David. David.
David, I am not
618
00:25:10,710 --> 00:25:13,344
sitting through a meeting
to go through this.
619
00:25:13,346 --> 00:25:15,045
I'm just not.
620
00:25:16,015 --> 00:25:17,314
This is...
621
00:25:17,316 --> 00:25:18,816
Hm.
622
00:25:18,818 --> 00:25:20,284
Where's Judith?
623
00:25:20,286 --> 00:25:22,620
Because I want to
speak with her.
624
00:25:22,755 --> 00:25:26,023
Ah, no, she wouldn't,
would she? Heaven forbid.
625
00:25:29,061 --> 00:25:32,129
David, I am not coming in
there to put myself through this
626
00:25:32,131 --> 00:25:34,565
to walk out with
a fucking folder
627
00:25:34,567 --> 00:25:37,201
so everybody here
can see, okay?
628
00:25:37,203 --> 00:25:38,903
I'm not.
629
00:25:39,605 --> 00:25:42,806
All right, well, then,
just put whatever it is
630
00:25:42,808 --> 00:25:44,909
in your little folder
in the mail for me, David.
631
00:25:44,911 --> 00:25:47,745
Yes, in the mail,
and I will look it over
632
00:25:47,747 --> 00:25:50,014
with a drink in my hand.
633
00:25:52,018 --> 00:25:53,684
- So...
634
00:25:54,754 --> 00:25:57,021
the guy didn't have a choice?
635
00:25:57,390 --> 00:25:59,657
- Well, I didn't really care.
636
00:26:00,426 --> 00:26:02,359
I got the call.
637
00:26:02,361 --> 00:26:03,994
(phone ringing)
638
00:26:03,996 --> 00:26:05,930
(dramatic score)
639
00:26:05,932 --> 00:26:07,631
(phone ringing)
640
00:26:10,202 --> 00:26:11,902
(phone ringing)
641
00:26:14,507 --> 00:26:16,140
(phone ringing)
642
00:26:17,810 --> 00:26:19,310
- Hello?
643
00:26:20,212 --> 00:26:22,279
Oh, no. Um...
644
00:26:23,449 --> 00:26:25,249
But I can help you.
645
00:26:27,820 --> 00:26:29,320
Bram.
646
00:26:32,124 --> 00:26:33,824
Yeah.
647
00:26:34,093 --> 00:26:35,793
No-no-no-yes, I can meet.
648
00:26:36,996 --> 00:26:38,596
- I just think if they
let this woman go,
649
00:26:38,598 --> 00:26:39,830
you should ask for
a raise. Something.
650
00:26:39,832 --> 00:26:41,065
- Okay, well, they fired her
651
00:26:41,067 --> 00:26:42,266
because they don't want
to pay her anymore.
652
00:26:42,268 --> 00:26:43,934
So I really don't think
they're just going to roll over
653
00:26:43,936 --> 00:26:45,035
whatever savings they've got
on to me.
654
00:26:45,037 --> 00:26:46,570
I don't, I don't want to
discuss it.
655
00:26:46,572 --> 00:26:48,305
- Okay. Okay. We don't
have to discuss it,
656
00:26:48,307 --> 00:26:49,440
but
657
00:26:49,442 --> 00:26:51,442
I just want to say that
658
00:26:51,444 --> 00:26:53,711
I think you're settling.
That's it.
659
00:26:55,247 --> 00:26:55,980
- Okay.
660
00:26:57,550 --> 00:26:58,282
- Okay.
661
00:27:00,886 --> 00:27:02,686
So, that's all you have
to say is okay?
662
00:27:02,688 --> 00:27:03,887
- I thought that we
weren't discussing it.
663
00:27:03,889 --> 00:27:05,589
- We not discussing it.
I'm just...
664
00:27:05,591 --> 00:27:08,292
- We're just gonna keep
the discussion going.
665
00:27:08,294 --> 00:27:09,693
- I'm not the kind of mother
666
00:27:09,695 --> 00:27:11,895
that pressured her son to go to
law school, Bram, okay?
667
00:27:11,897 --> 00:27:13,397
- No, no. You're the kind
that guilts me for
668
00:27:13,399 --> 00:27:14,531
not having thought of it myself.
669
00:27:14,533 --> 00:27:16,266
- And you're still
doing the lists.
670
00:27:16,268 --> 00:27:17,635
- SERVER: Pea soups?
671
00:27:17,637 --> 00:27:20,537
Okay. And the Greek.
672
00:27:20,539 --> 00:27:22,439
Tuna Reuben for the boy's
coming up.
673
00:27:22,441 --> 00:27:24,908
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
674
00:27:26,012 --> 00:27:27,311
I'm just--
675
00:27:27,313 --> 00:27:28,612
(sighs)
676
00:27:28,614 --> 00:27:30,347
You write so well.
677
00:27:30,349 --> 00:27:32,049
You're so smart
678
00:27:32,051 --> 00:27:35,719
and now you're just writing
the-the 20 best things to...
679
00:27:35,721 --> 00:27:39,423
I don't know! The places to make
a candle -- whatever! Oh.
680
00:27:39,425 --> 00:27:41,191
- Well, hm, I got
a story, anyways.
681
00:27:41,193 --> 00:27:42,092
Um,
682
00:27:42,094 --> 00:27:44,595
a guy called and
he wants to meet.
683
00:27:44,597 --> 00:27:46,296
- Oh. About what?
684
00:27:46,832 --> 00:27:48,065
- I guess we'll find out.
685
00:27:48,067 --> 00:27:49,900
- Oh, my God. Where does
he want to meet you?
686
00:27:49,902 --> 00:27:51,735
Actually, don't even tell me.
687
00:27:51,737 --> 00:27:54,271
Just text me afterwards, okay?
688
00:27:54,273 --> 00:27:55,806
Ah.
689
00:27:55,808 --> 00:27:57,608
- Look, you tell your story in
your own words, people listen.
690
00:27:57,610 --> 00:27:59,309
Don't filter. And tell
this David guy,
691
00:27:59,311 --> 00:28:01,712
"I'm pitching it.
It's my story. Don't ask."
692
00:28:01,714 --> 00:28:03,213
- Tuna reuben.
- Thank you.
693
00:28:03,215 --> 00:28:04,915
- Plate's hot.
694
00:28:21,067 --> 00:28:22,766
- Abe.
695
00:28:23,135 --> 00:28:24,635
Hi.
696
00:28:24,637 --> 00:28:26,336
Bram.
697
00:28:26,806 --> 00:28:28,505
- You don't mind?
698
00:28:28,674 --> 00:28:31,041
- No. No no, no. I sh...
699
00:28:31,343 --> 00:28:33,043
Should've brought mine.
700
00:28:35,081 --> 00:28:36,580
So, um,
701
00:28:36,582 --> 00:28:38,549
you called, but,
702
00:28:38,684 --> 00:28:40,984
said you wanted to meet in
person about your story?
703
00:28:40,986 --> 00:28:43,087
- I work in the community.
704
00:28:43,089 --> 00:28:46,557
Normally we are not getting paid
that much attention to.
705
00:28:46,559 --> 00:28:49,293
- Well, I'm happy
to speak with you.
706
00:28:49,295 --> 00:28:51,829
- I saw the lists you write.
707
00:28:52,398 --> 00:28:54,098
I like those.
708
00:28:55,034 --> 00:28:57,134
- Oh. Thanks.
709
00:28:57,136 --> 00:29:00,404
- But, one time, you asked
what people thought
710
00:29:01,140 --> 00:29:04,274
about how the mayor acted
at that thing, yeah?
711
00:29:04,276 --> 00:29:06,844
You know someone said he was
712
00:29:06,846 --> 00:29:09,346
maybe drunk and I wondered...
713
00:29:09,348 --> 00:29:11,148
I was surprised why
714
00:29:11,150 --> 00:29:14,318
no one asked if maybe
it was something else
715
00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:16,920
that made Mr. Ford act that way.
716
00:29:17,389 --> 00:29:19,957
- Well uh, what do you mean
"something else"?
717
00:29:19,959 --> 00:29:22,960
- You're probably thinking,
maybe, what I do.
718
00:29:23,562 --> 00:29:25,162
- Well, I'm actually thinking,
719
00:29:25,464 --> 00:29:28,899
"What do you mean by 'something
else' made him act that way?"
720
00:29:28,901 --> 00:29:30,801
(dryer cycle finished buzzer)
721
00:29:34,406 --> 00:29:35,806
(dramatic score begins)
722
00:29:35,808 --> 00:29:37,841
- Some of these kids I know
don't lead their lives
723
00:29:37,843 --> 00:29:39,543
in the right way.
724
00:29:41,747 --> 00:29:43,447
"Something else."
725
00:29:44,049 --> 00:29:46,250
- I gotta be honest, I have
726
00:29:46,252 --> 00:29:48,886
no clue what you're talking
about or what the story is,
727
00:29:48,888 --> 00:29:51,054
which sort of helps tell it.
728
00:29:51,056 --> 00:29:52,456
(Abe laughs)
729
00:29:52,458 --> 00:29:54,158
(laughter)
730
00:30:03,135 --> 00:30:05,302
- I told them I would help them,
731
00:30:05,304 --> 00:30:08,372
so they don't have to
do this bad stuff.
732
00:30:08,541 --> 00:30:11,542
- I feel like this meeting
needs a Rashi, or something.
733
00:30:11,544 --> 00:30:13,243
- A what?
734
00:30:13,813 --> 00:30:15,546
- Never mind.
735
00:30:15,548 --> 00:30:17,481
(paper unfolding)
736
00:30:22,555 --> 00:30:24,621
What am I looking at?
737
00:30:24,957 --> 00:30:27,324
- For a good story, maybe...
738
00:30:27,326 --> 00:30:29,426
your paper, they pay?
739
00:30:34,767 --> 00:30:36,934
- So, we can't tack anything
on this guy
740
00:30:36,936 --> 00:30:39,236
other than taking a picture
with low-level bangers?
741
00:30:39,238 --> 00:30:40,370
- No, not yet.
742
00:30:40,372 --> 00:30:41,705
- So, who drove him here?
743
00:30:41,707 --> 00:30:42,773
- It could've been his guy.
744
00:30:42,775 --> 00:30:44,374
- Which guy's that?
- Rob's guy.
745
00:30:44,376 --> 00:30:47,110
- Okay, so Rob's guy takes Rob
to visit these guys,
746
00:30:47,112 --> 00:30:49,046
who're using the video
- Alleged.
747
00:30:49,048 --> 00:30:52,783
- Alleged video, thank you,
to sell to the list guy?
748
00:30:52,785 --> 00:30:54,284
- And others, yeah.
749
00:30:54,286 --> 00:30:56,353
- Well, how many
private residences
750
00:30:56,355 --> 00:30:57,855
did this guy drive Rob to?
751
00:30:57,857 --> 00:30:59,456
- Which guy?
- Rob's guy.
752
00:30:59,458 --> 00:31:01,658
- Thousands.
- Thousands?
753
00:31:01,660 --> 00:31:02,860
- Yeah. People
call him everyday.
754
00:31:02,862 --> 00:31:04,895
- And he answered them?
Personally?
755
00:31:04,897 --> 00:31:07,464
- In person.
(phone rings)
756
00:31:07,466 --> 00:31:08,999
(phone rings)
757
00:31:09,001 --> 00:31:10,968
- You've reached the office
of Mayor Rob Ford.
758
00:31:10,970 --> 00:31:13,170
Neither he, nor Special
Assistant, Kamal Arafa
759
00:31:13,172 --> 00:31:14,705
are able to take your call.
760
00:31:14,707 --> 00:31:16,106
If this is a query
for the Mayor,
761
00:31:16,108 --> 00:31:17,741
please leave your name and
number and he will
762
00:31:17,743 --> 00:31:19,610
return your call
within 48 hours.
763
00:31:19,612 --> 00:31:21,578
Go Argos!
764
00:31:21,580 --> 00:31:23,280
(answering machine
recording beep)
765
00:31:33,726 --> 00:31:34,491
- I have something.
766
00:31:34,493 --> 00:31:35,225
- What is it?
767
00:31:38,731 --> 00:31:40,530
- Can I pitch it?
- You are. What is it?
768
00:31:40,532 --> 00:31:42,199
- No, I want to do it
at the desk meeting.
769
00:31:42,201 --> 00:31:43,267
- Huh, no.
770
00:31:45,504 --> 00:31:46,970
- Dave, it's a good story.
771
00:31:46,972 --> 00:31:48,772
- Everyone's story's always
a good story until it's not
772
00:31:48,774 --> 00:31:50,173
and it ends up being bad
when Judith sucks
773
00:31:50,175 --> 00:31:51,592
the air out if it.
774
00:31:51,593 --> 00:31:53,010
- Last time I gave you a
story you gave it to Susan.
775
00:31:53,012 --> 00:31:54,945
- Last time you gave me
a story, I didn't pitch it.
776
00:32:09,995 --> 00:32:11,929
I'm gonna need some context.
777
00:32:11,931 --> 00:32:15,699
- Well, if you like it,
I'm pitching it. It's my story.
778
00:32:18,637 --> 00:32:20,337
(knocking on door)
779
00:32:23,375 --> 00:32:26,009
- Oh! Hey! How are ya?
780
00:32:26,011 --> 00:32:28,812
Hey. How are ya? How ya doing?
What's your name?
781
00:32:28,814 --> 00:32:29,780
- Lauren.
782
00:32:29,782 --> 00:32:32,149
- Huh, Lauren?
783
00:32:32,151 --> 00:32:34,718
A selfie, or... Very good.
784
00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:35,819
- Thank you.
785
00:32:35,821 --> 00:32:38,055
- All right. All right.
You take care.
786
00:32:46,532 --> 00:32:47,264
They home?
787
00:32:48,434 --> 00:32:49,166
- I knocked.
788
00:32:49,902 --> 00:32:50,634
- Here.
789
00:33:01,847 --> 00:33:03,280
Hi, I'm Rob.
790
00:33:03,282 --> 00:33:05,482
You left me a message
on my answering machine.
791
00:33:05,484 --> 00:33:10,120
- Hey, Mayor Ford, uh, my name's
Mark. I live around midtown and
792
00:33:10,122 --> 00:33:12,622
(overlapping indecipherable
voice messages)
793
00:33:28,207 --> 00:33:31,308
- Kamal's got your information.
I'll follow up in a week.
794
00:33:31,310 --> 00:33:33,176
- Uh, we'll try for a week.
795
00:33:33,178 --> 00:33:35,779
It's closer to three weeks,
maybe a month.
796
00:33:36,782 --> 00:33:38,849
- Okay. A month.
797
00:33:38,851 --> 00:33:41,151
- Thanks for the call.
And the support.
798
00:33:41,153 --> 00:33:43,687
- No problem.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. I, uh...
799
00:33:44,523 --> 00:33:45,255
I appreciate it.
800
00:33:51,964 --> 00:33:53,997
- I don't want you to do that.
801
00:33:53,999 --> 00:33:55,599
When you disagree with me,
802
00:33:55,601 --> 00:33:57,968
you work for me, so you don't
disagree with me.
803
00:33:57,970 --> 00:33:59,269
- I didn't.
804
00:33:59,271 --> 00:34:01,238
- You told them it would be
a month before we got back
805
00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:02,639
to them.
806
00:34:02,641 --> 00:34:04,708
- It is. I told you,
we're backed up on these.
807
00:34:04,710 --> 00:34:06,109
- You didn't remind me!
808
00:34:06,111 --> 00:34:07,511
It's too long!
809
00:34:07,513 --> 00:34:09,980
Look, they voted for me
to fix stuff and you're not!
810
00:34:09,982 --> 00:34:11,615
- Remember, I told you--
811
00:34:11,617 --> 00:34:13,550
- But you didn't tell me.
812
00:34:17,589 --> 00:34:18,855
- We're late.
813
00:34:18,857 --> 00:34:22,592
- Hey, don't get your panties
in a knot. Start the car.
814
00:34:36,075 --> 00:34:37,774
(clearing throat)
815
00:34:40,646 --> 00:34:41,745
- JUDITH: David.
816
00:34:41,747 --> 00:34:43,146
- Mm-hm?
817
00:34:43,148 --> 00:34:45,348
- Why are you two people?
818
00:34:45,350 --> 00:34:46,850
(sighing)
819
00:34:47,386 --> 00:34:48,652
- It's, uh...
820
00:34:48,654 --> 00:34:50,353
His story.
821
00:34:51,790 --> 00:34:53,490
- Okay.
822
00:34:55,160 --> 00:34:57,994
You see how these meetings
work, David, is--
823
00:34:58,530 --> 00:35:00,597
I think you know this because
you're in these meetings
824
00:35:00,599 --> 00:35:02,999
twice a day, every day --
is the desk editor
825
00:35:03,001 --> 00:35:05,602
gathers some options
from their beat to pitch.
826
00:35:05,938 --> 00:35:08,705
Everyone has
someone else's story.
827
00:35:08,707 --> 00:35:11,341
So you brought the kid
with you today, fine, but...
828
00:35:11,343 --> 00:35:13,543
But this tells me one
of two things. Either...
829
00:35:13,545 --> 00:35:14,845
one:
830
00:35:14,847 --> 00:35:16,379
you think this is a big story,
831
00:35:16,381 --> 00:35:19,549
big enough to bring someone in
to corroborate or back you up.
832
00:35:19,551 --> 00:35:21,585
Probably back you up,
I'm thinking.
833
00:35:21,587 --> 00:35:24,855
Or two: the kid's jerking
you off under the table.
834
00:35:25,357 --> 00:35:27,124
(chuckles)
835
00:35:28,026 --> 00:35:29,759
Neither's really
a great option.
836
00:35:29,761 --> 00:35:32,529
In the first case,
your most junior reporter,
837
00:35:32,531 --> 00:35:34,331
who's been here a tenth
of the time than your
838
00:35:34,333 --> 00:35:37,667
next most senior reporter
has been, is scooping people
839
00:35:37,669 --> 00:35:40,170
that we are paying at least
three times more,
840
00:35:40,172 --> 00:35:42,606
and that tells me that
there is still
841
00:35:42,608 --> 00:35:44,341
some fat to be
trimmed at your desk
842
00:35:44,343 --> 00:35:47,844
and you know they are always
looking to trim some fat.
843
00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:50,947
I don't like letting
people go, though,
844
00:35:50,949 --> 00:35:52,883
so, I don't like that option.
845
00:35:53,585 --> 00:35:56,853
But in the second scenario?
The one
846
00:35:56,855 --> 00:36:00,524
where he is jerking you
off at the office, well...
847
00:36:00,526 --> 00:36:03,059
you are being jerked off
and I don't think we pay you
848
00:36:03,061 --> 00:36:04,794
for that, either.
849
00:36:04,796 --> 00:36:06,296
(laughing)
850
00:36:06,665 --> 00:36:08,765
I don't think
you're being jerked off.
851
00:36:08,767 --> 00:36:09,733
- I'm not.
852
00:36:09,735 --> 00:36:11,434
- That's too bad.
853
00:36:11,803 --> 00:36:13,336
(sighing)
854
00:36:13,338 --> 00:36:16,239
But, I don't want to embarrass
the kid by asking him to leave
855
00:36:16,241 --> 00:36:18,942
his first desk meeting,
but it is one rep per desk,
856
00:36:18,944 --> 00:36:21,778
so we'll see you
at the next one, David.
857
00:36:24,950 --> 00:36:26,683
It's his story.
858
00:36:27,686 --> 00:36:29,386
(laughing)
859
00:36:32,524 --> 00:36:34,224
- Fine.
860
00:36:42,568 --> 00:36:44,234
- Wait.
861
00:36:45,804 --> 00:36:47,504
Lynn?
862
00:36:47,940 --> 00:36:49,472
- LYNN: Mirvish is filing suit
863
00:36:49,474 --> 00:36:51,208
against a New York gallery
864
00:36:51,210 --> 00:36:53,777
for purchasing fake Pollocks
ten years ago.
865
00:36:53,779 --> 00:36:55,912
(loud machinery)
866
00:37:10,429 --> 00:37:13,330
- I don't like too many
people in the room.
867
00:37:13,332 --> 00:37:16,233
Everyone'll want to come in
to pitch their story.
868
00:37:16,235 --> 00:37:18,568
There's just not enough time
as it is and
869
00:37:18,570 --> 00:37:21,871
not everyone's story is as
good as they think it is.
870
00:37:21,873 --> 00:37:23,573
As big.
871
00:37:26,745 --> 00:37:27,677
(sighs)
872
00:37:27,679 --> 00:37:29,379
How good is yours?
873
00:37:30,849 --> 00:37:33,583
- Well, now I feel like maybe
it's not as good as I think.
874
00:37:33,819 --> 00:37:35,518
- Don't sandbag. It's obnoxious.
875
00:37:39,925 --> 00:37:41,224
- Yeah, right.
876
00:37:41,226 --> 00:37:42,859
Um, okay. Uh...
877
00:37:44,096 --> 00:37:46,196
- Why are their
eyes blacked out?
878
00:37:46,198 --> 00:37:47,931
- Um, he doesn't want us
to print it
879
00:37:47,933 --> 00:37:49,299
unless we're taking the story.
880
00:37:49,301 --> 00:37:51,101
- We're not taking the story
unless we can see the video.
881
00:37:51,103 --> 00:37:54,638
Otherwise it's-it's just a photo
of him with a bunch of kids.
882
00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:56,506
He takes pictures with
everyone, everywhere.
883
00:37:56,508 --> 00:37:59,943
He's the town's mall Santa,
all year.
884
00:37:59,945 --> 00:38:01,344
How much does
your guy want?
885
00:38:01,346 --> 00:38:04,247
- Uh, he said that someone else
offered them 5,000
886
00:38:04,249 --> 00:38:05,749
and they want more.
887
00:38:05,751 --> 00:38:06,683
- Who?
888
00:38:06,685 --> 00:38:08,385
- He didn't say.
889
00:38:08,887 --> 00:38:10,820
- You think it's real?
890
00:38:12,758 --> 00:38:13,957
- I don't know.
891
00:38:13,959 --> 00:38:15,492
- Here's a new rule: when you're
asked your opinion,
892
00:38:15,494 --> 00:38:16,860
you have to have one.
893
00:38:16,862 --> 00:38:19,729
When you met with your guy--
do you know his name?
894
00:38:19,731 --> 00:38:21,231
- His first name.
895
00:38:21,233 --> 00:38:24,367
- Okay. When you met with him
896
00:38:24,369 --> 00:38:26,936
did you believe that
he was being truthful?
897
00:38:28,006 --> 00:38:29,606
- Yes.
898
00:38:32,044 --> 00:38:33,543
- We're interested,
but not sold.
899
00:38:33,545 --> 00:38:35,245
Tell him. Try and see the video.
900
00:38:35,247 --> 00:38:37,314
- Well, unless we have an offer,
I don't-I don't--
901
00:38:37,316 --> 00:38:39,015
think that will happen.
902
00:38:41,620 --> 00:38:43,953
- Then you don't have a story.
903
00:38:43,955 --> 00:38:45,722
(gentle score begins)
904
00:38:56,068 --> 00:38:57,767
- Rob's not here.
905
00:39:01,573 --> 00:39:03,340
- He left something at Hadi's.
906
00:39:03,342 --> 00:39:05,342
I was just
bringing it back.
907
00:39:06,144 --> 00:39:07,377
- You can leave it with me.
908
00:39:11,016 --> 00:39:14,484
- I was also thinking
maybe I could speak with him?
909
00:39:14,720 --> 00:39:16,419
Maybe.
910
00:39:17,556 --> 00:39:19,689
- You can talk to me.
911
00:39:53,125 --> 00:39:55,759
- Hi! Hey, it's Bram. Um...
912
00:39:56,561 --> 00:39:59,496
Let's, uh, let's meet again,
all right? I can, um...
913
00:39:59,498 --> 00:40:02,799
Just-just try me back or
I'll-I'll-I'll call you again,
914
00:40:02,801 --> 00:40:04,968
I guess, um...
915
00:40:04,970 --> 00:40:06,369
It's Bram, again, it's--
916
00:40:06,371 --> 00:40:08,238
We met at the laundromat.
917
00:40:08,240 --> 00:40:09,939
Um...
918
00:40:10,242 --> 00:40:12,842
Uh, thanks. Okay. Uh, bye.
919
00:40:16,014 --> 00:40:17,414
(notebook down on table)
920
00:40:17,416 --> 00:40:19,115
(sighing)
921
00:40:20,752 --> 00:40:21,818
- Hut!
922
00:40:21,820 --> 00:40:23,386
- Let's go! Let's hustle up.
Let's go.
923
00:40:23,388 --> 00:40:24,888
- Let's go! Let's go, go, go!
924
00:40:24,890 --> 00:40:25,955
- Get it back in!
925
00:40:25,957 --> 00:40:27,357
- PAULA: Rob, can we
just ask some questions?
926
00:40:27,359 --> 00:40:29,392
- KAMAL: Not right now,
Paula. We're busy.
927
00:40:29,394 --> 00:40:30,760
- You guys are
always busy for us.
928
00:40:30,762 --> 00:40:33,863
- ROB: What, what? C'mon, fast.
What's the question?
929
00:40:34,065 --> 00:40:36,299
- Rob, we just wanted to get
clarity on what you do
930
00:40:36,301 --> 00:40:37,700
with the gun crime?
931
00:40:37,702 --> 00:40:39,869
How you plan on keeping it
out of the city.
932
00:40:39,871 --> 00:40:42,372
- I don't know. That's what I'm
going to sit down
933
00:40:42,374 --> 00:40:44,274
with the Prime Minister
to find out.
934
00:40:44,276 --> 00:40:46,676
You know, about how our
immigration laws work.
935
00:40:46,678 --> 00:40:49,479
No, obviously, I have an idea,
but whatever I can do
936
00:40:49,481 --> 00:40:52,215
to get them out of this city,
I'm going to.
937
00:40:52,217 --> 00:40:53,850
- Thanks, Paula. Thanks.
- All right.
938
00:40:53,852 --> 00:40:57,053
- C'mon! Don't do the bullshit
Macarena for me, c'mon!
939
00:40:57,055 --> 00:40:58,755
Step it up, c'mon!
940
00:40:59,791 --> 00:41:01,257
- Set.
941
00:41:01,259 --> 00:41:02,759
Hut.
942
00:41:02,761 --> 00:41:05,795
- Hey, come on, Jack.
Let's go! Let's go!
943
00:41:11,136 --> 00:41:12,802
(sighs)
944
00:41:13,004 --> 00:41:14,337
- Any movement?
945
00:41:14,339 --> 00:41:16,739
- Um, not yet. I can't
get a hold of him yet.
946
00:41:16,741 --> 00:41:19,542
- You have anyone
else to speak to?
947
00:41:21,246 --> 00:41:22,946
Yeah!
948
00:41:24,149 --> 00:41:25,415
- Hey, David.
949
00:41:25,417 --> 00:41:27,250
- Uhh, yeah?
950
00:41:27,986 --> 00:41:29,919
- Uh, what would you do?
951
00:41:30,288 --> 00:41:31,688
- Uh, I'd have given this story
952
00:41:31,690 --> 00:41:34,057
to someone with a
little more experience.
953
00:41:34,059 --> 00:41:35,758
(scoffs)
954
00:41:37,429 --> 00:41:39,295
Uh, shit. I'm sorry.
955
00:41:39,297 --> 00:41:41,164
Look, um...
956
00:41:41,166 --> 00:41:42,966
Who else knows him?
957
00:41:42,968 --> 00:41:44,334
You're guy.
958
00:41:44,336 --> 00:41:46,035
- Right.
- Start there.
959
00:41:50,442 --> 00:41:52,141
- Okay.
960
00:41:56,815 --> 00:41:59,015
- Excuse me. Hey!
I was here last week
961
00:41:59,017 --> 00:42:02,018
on Wednesday. I don't know
if you were working, I...
962
00:42:02,020 --> 00:42:04,053
(gentle score begins)
963
00:42:05,090 --> 00:42:06,422
It's...
964
00:42:06,424 --> 00:42:08,124
Okay. All right.
965
00:42:18,069 --> 00:42:19,869
- Uh.
966
00:42:35,053 --> 00:42:36,586
- BRAM: Um, just a
couple of quick...
967
00:42:36,588 --> 00:42:37,954
- WOMAN: Sorry.
- BRAM: All right.
968
00:42:37,956 --> 00:42:39,455
- Oh. Hey!
969
00:42:39,457 --> 00:42:41,824
Uh, hey! Sorry!
970
00:42:41,826 --> 00:42:42,692
Hey, sorry.
971
00:42:42,694 --> 00:42:44,561
Um, do you work here?
972
00:42:44,563 --> 00:42:45,595
- I'm just an assistant.
973
00:42:45,597 --> 00:42:46,829
- Oh. Oh, that's great.
974
00:42:46,831 --> 00:42:48,164
I'm actually just looking
for someone to--
975
00:42:48,166 --> 00:42:49,599
to talk to about the mayor.
976
00:42:49,601 --> 00:42:50,967
- Sorry. I can't help you.
977
00:42:50,969 --> 00:42:53,236
- Okay, can I just--
If you just ever get some time.
978
00:42:53,238 --> 00:42:54,938
Sorry, here's my card.
979
00:42:57,842 --> 00:42:59,342
Thank you.
980
00:43:01,413 --> 00:43:03,012
Okay.
981
00:43:03,014 --> 00:43:04,147
Hey!
982
00:43:04,149 --> 00:43:05,548
So sorry. Uh, do you work here?
983
00:43:05,550 --> 00:43:06,716
- MAN: Sorry. Can't help you.
984
00:43:06,718 --> 00:43:08,751
- Can I just ask
just a few questions?
985
00:43:08,753 --> 00:43:11,788
- Really, can't help you, man.
- Really fast.
986
00:43:16,861 --> 00:43:19,195
- Firstly, what
the fuck is this?
987
00:43:19,197 --> 00:43:20,863
He wants to discuss immigration
988
00:43:20,865 --> 00:43:23,499
in connection to
reducing gun violence?
989
00:43:23,501 --> 00:43:24,567
- That's not
what he meant.
990
00:43:24,569 --> 00:43:25,702
- For a native English speaker,
991
00:43:25,704 --> 00:43:27,303
he sure needs
a lot of translation.
992
00:43:27,305 --> 00:43:28,972
From his immigrant aide.
993
00:43:28,974 --> 00:43:32,375
- He doesn't think of me as an
immigrant. Was there a secondly?
994
00:43:32,377 --> 00:43:33,643
(papers down on desk)
995
00:43:33,645 --> 00:43:35,878
- Yeah. We need to get
Josh an engagement gift.
996
00:43:35,880 --> 00:43:38,181
- Uh, I'm so sick of buying
people two presents
997
00:43:38,183 --> 00:43:39,148
for weddings.
998
00:43:39,150 --> 00:43:40,483
When you graduate,
you don't get a gift
999
00:43:40,485 --> 00:43:41,684
when you announce
you're graduating
1000
00:43:41,686 --> 00:43:42,919
and then again when you
actually graduate.
1001
00:43:42,921 --> 00:43:44,387
- You got a graduation gift?
1002
00:43:44,389 --> 00:43:47,223
- I think Gidda got me a $50
gift certificate to The Keg.
1003
00:43:47,225 --> 00:43:49,459
- Question: what does Rob
think you're speaking
1004
00:43:49,461 --> 00:43:50,927
when you call your
grandmother Gidda?
1005
00:43:50,929 --> 00:43:53,062
- He thinks I'm speaking
parseltongue.
1006
00:43:56,101 --> 00:43:58,901
- That's because you're his
fucking spin wizard.
1007
00:44:01,072 --> 00:44:02,772
- You, uh...
1008
00:44:03,375 --> 00:44:05,041
You wanna get married?
1009
00:44:05,043 --> 00:44:06,576
- Like, to you?
1010
00:44:06,578 --> 00:44:08,277
- Maybe?
1011
00:44:08,513 --> 00:44:10,079
- We don't even have cable.
1012
00:44:10,081 --> 00:44:11,080
- We download.
1013
00:44:11,082 --> 00:44:13,983
- I mean, it would just feel
really classy to say
1014
00:44:13,985 --> 00:44:15,818
"I saw something on
HBO last night"
1015
00:44:15,820 --> 00:44:18,655
rather than clicking through
some website offering me
1016
00:44:18,657 --> 00:44:21,090
Ron Jeremy's Secret to
Enlarging My Dick 50 times.
1017
00:44:21,092 --> 00:44:22,692
- You know, if you
buy his secret,
1018
00:44:22,694 --> 00:44:24,394
the message stops popping up.
1019
00:44:24,396 --> 00:44:25,828
- I did buy it.
1020
00:44:25,830 --> 00:44:27,964
I can't believe you haven't
noticed my enlarged dick.
1021
00:44:27,966 --> 00:44:28,931
- I have.
1022
00:44:28,933 --> 00:44:30,466
Haven't you noticed mine?
1023
00:44:30,468 --> 00:44:32,168
- Nope.
1024
00:44:38,143 --> 00:44:39,842
(gentle score begins)
1025
00:45:04,903 --> 00:45:06,803
- You have to give me
a couple of days
1026
00:45:06,805 --> 00:45:08,571
before you do anything here.
1027
00:45:08,573 --> 00:45:10,206
I can't help you
if my hands are tied
1028
00:45:10,208 --> 00:45:12,308
and my hands get tied when
something hits, so...
1029
00:45:12,310 --> 00:45:14,310
- ABE: Look, just look:
1030
00:45:14,312 --> 00:45:17,013
you said you would have an
answer, maybe by yesterday.
1031
00:45:17,015 --> 00:45:19,148
- I'm just trying to help you.
Just help me do that.
1032
00:45:19,150 --> 00:45:20,850
Just hold off.
1033
00:45:21,653 --> 00:45:23,419
- Fine.
1034
00:45:23,421 --> 00:45:25,154
Fine.
1035
00:45:42,474 --> 00:45:43,506
- Hey.
1036
00:45:43,508 --> 00:45:44,907
- Thank you for- I just,
1037
00:45:44,909 --> 00:45:46,743
I didn't think that anybody
would actually respond--
1038
00:45:46,745 --> 00:45:48,878
- What were you looking for?
1039
00:45:50,115 --> 00:45:52,081
- Oh, um, I...
1040
00:45:52,550 --> 00:45:53,916
I know you work for the mayor
1041
00:45:53,918 --> 00:45:55,985
and, you know,
people hear things.
1042
00:45:55,987 --> 00:45:58,187
But, I just, I thought that,
1043
00:45:58,189 --> 00:46:00,857
um, I don't know, I thought
that maybe somebody
1044
00:46:00,859 --> 00:46:02,759
might know something?
1045
00:46:05,497 --> 00:46:06,963
- You won't use my name?
1046
00:46:06,965 --> 00:46:09,332
- No. Not if you don't want.
1047
00:46:12,003 --> 00:46:15,037
- I don't want my
voice on that thing.
1048
00:46:15,740 --> 00:46:17,140
(recording off)
1049
00:46:17,142 --> 00:46:18,841
(utter silence)
1050
00:46:22,647 --> 00:46:24,080
- ASHLEY: Doesn't matter
what you come up with,
1051
00:46:24,082 --> 00:46:26,282
they'll just build more condos.
1052
00:46:26,284 --> 00:46:28,050
Condos, condos, condos.
1053
00:46:28,052 --> 00:46:30,219
- Wow! That took how long?
Two months?
1054
00:46:30,221 --> 00:46:32,555
- For me to become
a jaded asshole?
1055
00:46:32,557 --> 00:46:33,856
I was born this way, baby.
1056
00:46:33,858 --> 00:46:35,625
- See? If you'd been a
lawyer, you wouldn't--
1057
00:46:35,627 --> 00:46:37,093
- No! I am a lawyer.
1058
00:46:37,095 --> 00:46:38,995
- Just not at her practice
'cause who needs the practice?
1059
00:46:38,997 --> 00:46:41,030
- If I actually got hired
out of practice
1060
00:46:41,032 --> 00:46:43,566
to practise as a
practising lawyer,
1061
00:46:43,568 --> 00:46:45,101
I'd never get to be
the token gay
1062
00:46:45,103 --> 00:46:47,770
for a politician to say,
"One of my assistants is gay."
1063
00:46:47,772 --> 00:46:49,405
- Great clipping for the
Pollock fridge;
1064
00:46:49,407 --> 00:46:50,907
making Mama Pollock proud.
1065
00:46:50,909 --> 00:46:52,341
- Well, let's not go crazy.
1066
00:46:52,343 --> 00:46:54,710
- But you do know
you can do anything
1067
00:46:54,712 --> 00:46:56,212
with a law degree, right?
1068
00:46:56,214 --> 00:46:57,513
- Uh, no.
1069
00:46:57,515 --> 00:47:00,650
Everyone treats a law degree
like a Disney fast pass
1070
00:47:00,652 --> 00:47:02,919
into any career but law.
1071
00:47:02,921 --> 00:47:06,255
Except a Disney fast pass
can't get you into Universal.
1072
00:47:06,257 --> 00:47:07,323
(laughter)
1073
00:47:07,325 --> 00:47:09,258
- ROB: I'm down here.
- MAN 2: Mister Mayor!
1074
00:47:09,260 --> 00:47:11,460
- ROB: A little beer
on a Friday night.
1075
00:47:11,462 --> 00:47:14,397
Different offices...
Having a little party tonight.
1076
00:47:14,399 --> 00:47:16,365
People celebrating.
1077
00:47:16,367 --> 00:47:18,401
No, gravy train in here.
1078
00:47:18,403 --> 00:47:19,969
No! We gotta-
1079
00:47:19,971 --> 00:47:22,839
Ahhh! And here's my Claire.
1080
00:47:22,841 --> 00:47:25,474
And she's in charge
1081
00:47:25,476 --> 00:47:27,176
of stray animals.
1082
00:47:27,679 --> 00:47:29,478
Ah, Georgie! There's Georgie.
1083
00:47:29,981 --> 00:47:31,881
Organize my parties.
1084
00:47:32,851 --> 00:47:35,017
These two, that Debbie, is John.
1085
00:47:35,019 --> 00:47:37,987
Hey, don't drink too much beer.
1086
00:47:38,790 --> 00:47:41,624
He fixes all the potholes.
He's in transit and,
1087
00:47:41,626 --> 00:47:43,726
uh, potholes. Everything...
1088
00:47:43,728 --> 00:47:45,661
Those potholes.
1089
00:47:45,663 --> 00:47:47,997
Hey, Steve! Hey, uh.
1090
00:47:47,999 --> 00:47:51,534
Ah, I got him!
I got the fucker! Got him.
1091
00:47:51,669 --> 00:47:53,069
(laughter)
1092
00:47:53,071 --> 00:47:55,238
You wanna picture?
Take a picture.
1093
00:47:55,240 --> 00:47:57,106
- MAN 3: Smile!
1094
00:48:02,814 --> 00:48:04,647
- Oh, look it here.
1095
00:48:04,649 --> 00:48:06,349
Lookin' Fletcher.
1096
00:48:09,454 --> 00:48:11,387
What's Fletcher call you?
What's your name?
1097
00:48:11,389 --> 00:48:12,622
- Zach. It's Zach.
1098
00:48:12,624 --> 00:48:15,057
- Don't talk when
I speak to you!
1099
00:48:19,330 --> 00:48:21,430
It's joking.
1100
00:48:21,432 --> 00:48:23,699
No, no, it's joking.
1101
00:48:23,701 --> 00:48:25,835
It's joking, I'm joking.
1102
00:48:25,837 --> 00:48:28,204
I enjoy-- I don't mind the kids.
1103
00:48:38,449 --> 00:48:40,616
But your fucking boss?
1104
00:48:40,618 --> 00:48:42,952
No. Fuck her!
1105
00:48:43,488 --> 00:48:45,621
- All right, let's, uh,
let's get back to work.
1106
00:48:45,623 --> 00:48:48,791
- Always workin', everyone.
Relax 'em, if you let them.
1107
00:48:48,793 --> 00:48:50,293
- Rob, Rob, let's... Let's--
1108
00:48:50,295 --> 00:48:51,460
- No!
1109
00:48:51,462 --> 00:48:53,162
No, I said no!
1110
00:48:54,032 --> 00:48:56,432
And I'm the charge. Me!
1111
00:49:07,979 --> 00:49:09,679
Message for Fletcher:
1112
00:49:11,382 --> 00:49:13,082
right here,
1113
00:49:13,351 --> 00:49:15,051
you gotta give her.
1114
00:49:15,520 --> 00:49:17,086
Got it?
1115
00:49:17,088 --> 00:49:18,988
Write or email her face.
1116
00:49:20,358 --> 00:49:22,024
Mm?
1117
00:49:22,026 --> 00:49:23,559
Come, come here.
1118
00:49:23,561 --> 00:49:24,694
Oh, good.
1119
00:49:24,696 --> 00:49:26,295
All right. You got it?
1120
00:49:26,297 --> 00:49:27,530
- Yep.
1121
00:49:27,532 --> 00:49:28,898
(humming)
1122
00:49:29,133 --> 00:49:30,633
- Got it?
- Oh, yeah. I got it, Rob.
1123
00:49:30,635 --> 00:49:32,001
- You got it?
- I got it, Rob.
1124
00:49:32,003 --> 00:49:33,169
- You got it?
1125
00:49:33,171 --> 00:49:34,670
- Yep.
1126
00:49:36,341 --> 00:49:37,840
- Got it?
- Yes!
1127
00:49:37,842 --> 00:49:39,075
- KAMAL: Rob. Rob, come on.
1128
00:49:39,077 --> 00:49:40,843
- Kamal? Kamal? Seriously!
1129
00:49:40,845 --> 00:49:41,844
- Okay.
- Mm-hm.
1130
00:49:41,846 --> 00:49:42,845
- Yeah?
1131
00:49:42,847 --> 00:49:44,280
- Listen to me, Rob...
1132
00:49:44,282 --> 00:49:45,548
- ROB: Move!
1133
00:49:45,550 --> 00:49:46,282
Yeah?
1134
00:49:46,284 --> 00:49:47,083
Mm.
1135
00:49:47,085 --> 00:49:49,251
- Huh? You got it?
- Yes!
1136
00:49:49,253 --> 00:49:52,521
- Get the message so we gotta
can hear it nice and loud, okay?
1137
00:49:52,523 --> 00:49:53,622
You got it?
- Yes!
1138
00:49:53,624 --> 00:49:54,690
- The message?
1139
00:49:54,692 --> 00:49:55,891
- Yes!
1140
00:49:55,893 --> 00:49:57,693
- You gotta say it loud.
Or else you gotta can't hear.
1141
00:49:57,695 --> 00:49:59,128
- Yes!
- Hm?
1142
00:49:59,130 --> 00:50:00,730
- Rob, don't!
(muffled cries)
1143
00:50:00,732 --> 00:50:02,665
- You gonna tell us?
1144
00:50:02,667 --> 00:50:05,434
You gonna give it to her?
You gonna give it to her?
1145
00:50:05,436 --> 00:50:07,003
You gonna tell us?
1146
00:50:07,005 --> 00:50:08,704
(yelling)
1147
00:50:11,109 --> 00:50:13,009
(heavy breathing)
1148
00:50:17,849 --> 00:50:19,248
(laughing)
1149
00:50:19,250 --> 00:50:21,617
- Tougher than his
fucked-up boss, this Jew.
1150
00:50:21,619 --> 00:50:23,552
- KAMAL: All right, come here.
1151
00:50:23,988 --> 00:50:25,154
Come on. Come here.
1152
00:50:25,156 --> 00:50:27,056
- Oh, you're cocoa???
1153
00:50:27,859 --> 00:50:29,925
- Oh, it's your
fuckin' girlfriend.
1154
00:50:29,927 --> 00:50:32,161
Is she bringing the coffees?
1155
00:50:32,163 --> 00:50:34,263
We didn't want one
of those yet, Alice.
1156
00:50:34,265 --> 00:50:35,998
We're still starting
before we want coffee.
1157
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:38,367
- KAMAL: Rob, let's
go sit down. C'mon.
1158
00:50:39,137 --> 00:50:41,037
- You like Kamal?
1159
00:50:42,240 --> 00:50:43,939
Do you?
1160
00:50:43,941 --> 00:50:45,641
I love Kamal.
1161
00:50:46,377 --> 00:50:48,077
Hnh...
1162
00:50:49,480 --> 00:50:51,113
But I think maybe
1163
00:50:51,115 --> 00:50:53,182
you love him in the
different way.
1164
00:50:53,184 --> 00:50:55,084
(breathing heavily)
1165
00:50:56,120 --> 00:51:00,556
I sort of think I hope
that you love him the way I do,
1166
00:51:00,758 --> 00:51:02,925
'Cuz then you don't
care about him.
1167
00:51:03,461 --> 00:51:05,828
- Rob, I got something
for you here. Come here.
1168
00:51:05,830 --> 00:51:07,063
- Yeah? What is it?
1169
00:51:07,065 --> 00:51:09,432
- Yeah. Come-come here,
I'll show you.
1170
00:51:18,643 --> 00:51:20,342
Rob.
1171
00:51:27,185 --> 00:51:30,586
Rob, come on. Come-come on.
Come 'ere!
1172
00:51:30,588 --> 00:51:31,921
- All right. All right.
1173
00:51:31,923 --> 00:51:36,092
I'm just talking to just talk
with my workers, huh? Ya' think?
1174
00:51:37,995 --> 00:51:39,695
I banged your pussy!!
1175
00:51:51,209 --> 00:51:53,242
Will ya show 'em
to the office?
1176
00:51:53,244 --> 00:51:54,276
- You know where it is.
1177
00:51:54,278 --> 00:51:56,178
- So we can show...
1178
00:51:56,981 --> 00:51:58,380
- KAMAL: Come on. Let's go.
1179
00:51:58,382 --> 00:52:00,649
- ROB: Show me some respect,
will ya?
1180
00:52:00,651 --> 00:52:02,351
Show some respect!
1181
00:52:08,960 --> 00:52:10,659
(deep inhale and exhale)
1182
00:52:12,964 --> 00:52:14,630
- ASHLEY: Sure.
1183
00:52:14,632 --> 00:52:15,998
(sniffles)
1184
00:52:16,434 --> 00:52:18,801
- Um, so you didn't report it?
1185
00:52:19,837 --> 00:52:21,837
- Everybody saw.
1186
00:52:21,839 --> 00:52:25,641
I don't know who I'd tell
that wasn't already aware.
1187
00:52:25,643 --> 00:52:26,675
- Oh.
1188
00:52:26,677 --> 00:52:30,212
Did you report on that
party a few months ago?
1189
00:52:30,515 --> 00:52:31,747
The CJPAC thing.
1190
00:52:31,749 --> 00:52:35,784
- Oh, um, I-I know about it,
yeah, but I didn't, um...
1191
00:52:35,786 --> 00:52:37,720
I wasn't on it. So, no.
1192
00:52:39,891 --> 00:52:41,824
- All I thought-- I mean...
1193
00:52:43,060 --> 00:52:44,760
besides
1194
00:52:44,962 --> 00:52:46,662
"don't cry"...
1195
00:52:47,098 --> 00:52:49,932
All I could think about
was the CJPAC thing.
1196
00:52:50,601 --> 00:52:52,301
- Why?
1197
00:52:52,703 --> 00:52:54,904
- Because we buried her.
1198
00:52:54,906 --> 00:52:56,305
That woman?
1199
00:52:56,307 --> 00:52:59,742
We said that she was crazy;
that she had a vendetta.
1200
00:53:01,512 --> 00:53:03,212
So nobody cared.
1201
00:53:07,618 --> 00:53:10,052
- So do you think that
you'll leave,
1202
00:53:10,054 --> 00:53:11,754
um, the job?
1203
00:53:14,225 --> 00:53:16,825
- My parents don't
pay my rent, so...
1204
00:53:26,037 --> 00:53:27,536
- Any time you run up
to me like that
1205
00:53:27,538 --> 00:53:28,804
it's because you think
you have a story.
1206
00:53:28,806 --> 00:53:29,972
- I do.
1207
00:53:29,973 --> 00:53:31,139
- Well, I hope it's what you
were assigned this morning
1208
00:53:31,142 --> 00:53:32,558
for this afternoon's deadline.
1209
00:53:32,559 --> 00:53:33,975
- Yes, I did that after
I got this story. I did both.
1210
00:53:33,978 --> 00:53:35,494
- No gold stars
for extra work.
1211
00:53:35,495 --> 00:53:37,011
- Right, right. Just look, I get
it. Please listen to me, okay?
1212
00:53:37,014 --> 00:53:39,248
Just listen: I spoke to this
girl who works at city hall
1213
00:53:39,250 --> 00:53:40,849
and she has all these
stories about how
1214
00:53:40,851 --> 00:53:41,750
they can't control him.
1215
00:53:41,752 --> 00:53:43,285
Okay, he came back
the other night
1216
00:53:43,286 --> 00:53:44,819
out of his mind. Okay. She
doesn't want us to use her name
1217
00:53:44,822 --> 00:53:47,189
but she said that apparently
it's not the first time
1218
00:53:47,191 --> 00:53:49,325
that he showed up like that.
1219
00:53:57,101 --> 00:53:58,601
That's my story.
1220
00:53:58,736 --> 00:54:00,236
Okay, but this is not
even all of it. She--
1221
00:54:00,238 --> 00:54:02,204
- No, that's not your story.
That's not your name at the top.
1222
00:54:02,206 --> 00:54:03,739
Not your story.
They got to it first.
1223
00:54:03,741 --> 00:54:06,041
- Yeah, okay, well, if you
let me try, I could be first.
1224
00:54:06,043 --> 00:54:07,810
Okay? I'm doing this
in my spare time.
1225
00:54:07,812 --> 00:54:10,246
Okay? I'm writing lists still,
which is-- that's,
1226
00:54:10,248 --> 00:54:12,014
that is fine, but...
1227
00:54:12,016 --> 00:54:13,515
But I could do this if
it was my priority.
1228
00:54:13,517 --> 00:54:15,417
Okay? I could've been first.
1229
00:54:17,488 --> 00:54:19,722
- Anything from
your vanishing man?
1230
00:54:23,294 --> 00:54:25,261
You see, the one thing that
sort of makes this okay
1231
00:54:25,263 --> 00:54:27,129
is that 'cause you
had to pitch it,
1232
00:54:27,131 --> 00:54:28,530
it's not me that looks
little league
1233
00:54:28,532 --> 00:54:30,699
because your source disappeared.
1234
00:54:30,701 --> 00:54:32,334
Now Judith thinks they
got paid to go away
1235
00:54:32,336 --> 00:54:34,236
and you missed your chance.
1236
00:54:34,238 --> 00:54:35,938
You know what I think?
1237
00:54:36,707 --> 00:54:39,742
I think he also realized
you were an amateur.
1238
00:54:47,985 --> 00:54:49,685
Go back to your desk.
1239
00:54:52,023 --> 00:54:54,356
(loud mechanical sounds)
1240
00:55:00,464 --> 00:55:02,965
- Hey! Um... I left
a bunch of messages for you.
1241
00:55:02,967 --> 00:55:04,667
I guess you are...
1242
00:55:05,569 --> 00:55:08,070
I don't know, I guess you're
going with someone else. Um...
1243
00:55:08,072 --> 00:55:10,439
It's Bram. We met
at the laundromat.
1244
00:55:11,042 --> 00:55:12,741
But, uh...
1245
00:55:14,412 --> 00:55:16,779
Look, I'm young,
I know. But, um,
1246
00:55:17,882 --> 00:55:19,615
I am not an amateur, though.
1247
00:55:20,151 --> 00:55:22,851
Uh, thought that I would get to
do more interesting things
1248
00:55:22,853 --> 00:55:24,553
at my job and then,
1249
00:55:25,523 --> 00:55:27,523
I don't know. I-I
guess when we met,
1250
00:55:27,525 --> 00:55:29,892
I thought you were going to be
that guy to give me that chance.
1251
00:55:29,894 --> 00:55:31,727
But... Um...
1252
00:55:31,729 --> 00:55:35,130
I can't show you what I can do
unless you let me do it.
1253
00:55:35,132 --> 00:55:36,832
So...
1254
00:55:37,868 --> 00:55:39,568
Um...
1255
00:55:39,737 --> 00:55:41,236
Yeah. Just--
1256
00:55:41,405 --> 00:55:42,871
Good luck with it.
1257
00:55:42,873 --> 00:55:46,575
Uh, I really hope whoever
tells your story tells it right.
1258
00:55:58,356 --> 00:55:59,755
(baby crying)
1259
00:55:59,757 --> 00:56:01,590
- Can you put your phone down
for five minutes?
1260
00:56:01,592 --> 00:56:04,793
Actually, pictures! Hold on.
Just one minute.
1261
00:56:05,596 --> 00:56:07,563
- Mom said Neil
interviewed for Google.
1262
00:56:07,565 --> 00:56:09,698
- JILL: No, no, no!
That wasn't the important part.
1263
00:56:09,700 --> 00:56:11,500
Brammy's on a case,
is what I said.
1264
00:56:11,502 --> 00:56:12,401
- Yeah, what's happening
with that?
1265
00:56:12,403 --> 00:56:13,435
- Hi, birthday boy.
1266
00:56:13,437 --> 00:56:14,503
- Nothing. It doesn't
work like that.
1267
00:56:14,505 --> 00:56:16,071
- What case?
- He met a man!
1268
00:56:16,073 --> 00:56:17,373
- It's nothing.
1269
00:56:17,375 --> 00:56:19,174
- PHIL: Well, how, how does
it work? You don't tell us.
1270
00:56:19,176 --> 00:56:20,476
- He's Deep Throat!
1271
00:56:20,478 --> 00:56:22,077
- Okay, don't! That's not--
1272
00:56:22,079 --> 00:56:23,512
I'm not, I'm not doing anything.
1273
00:56:23,514 --> 00:56:24,980
- No, I mean, he's working
on something.
1274
00:56:24,982 --> 00:56:27,149
They put him on a job. When are
we going to read about it?
1275
00:56:27,151 --> 00:56:28,484
- I don't know, you're not!
1276
00:56:28,486 --> 00:56:30,486
- JILL: He's like Glenn
Greenwald! Just tell her!
1277
00:56:30,488 --> 00:56:32,888
- Okay. A guy called me
and told me a story,
1278
00:56:32,890 --> 00:56:34,957
which turned out to be nothing,
so I got reamed out at work
1279
00:56:34,959 --> 00:56:37,159
and I'm just doing lists
and that's it because that's
1280
00:56:37,161 --> 00:56:38,260
what a journalist does now.
1281
00:56:38,262 --> 00:56:39,228
So, until there's
some major shift
1282
00:56:39,230 --> 00:56:40,295
in the way that things
are reported,
1283
00:56:40,297 --> 00:56:41,630
just please do not ask me.
1284
00:56:41,632 --> 00:56:43,132
- They're just trying
to understand what you do.
1285
00:56:43,134 --> 00:56:44,500
- Sammi!
1286
00:56:44,502 --> 00:56:46,635
- PHIL: You can't talk to him
when he's like this.
1287
00:56:46,637 --> 00:56:49,238
- JILL: Oh, did you know
Connie Chung converted?
1288
00:56:49,907 --> 00:56:53,075
- EVERYONE (SINGING):
Happy Birthday to you...
1289
00:56:53,077 --> 00:56:55,677
Happy birthday to you.
1290
00:56:55,679 --> 00:56:59,348
Happy birthday, dear Jack,
1291
00:56:59,350 --> 00:57:02,751
Happy birthday to you.
1292
00:57:02,753 --> 00:57:04,420
(Jack screams)
1293
00:57:04,422 --> 00:57:05,788
- We're going.
1294
00:57:05,790 --> 00:57:07,256
- Bye.
1295
00:57:07,258 --> 00:57:08,991
- That was annoying.
1296
00:57:08,993 --> 00:57:10,259
- Which part?
1297
00:57:10,261 --> 00:57:12,394
- I mean, I guess
I get it, a little.
1298
00:57:12,396 --> 00:57:13,896
- Which part
of which part?
1299
00:57:13,898 --> 00:57:16,732
- Ah! You got the first job
you applied for out of the gate.
1300
00:57:16,734 --> 00:57:17,666
- Internship.
1301
00:57:17,668 --> 00:57:19,001
- They're paying you, now.
1302
00:57:19,002 --> 00:57:20,335
But you are lucky that you
don't have to worry about money.
1303
00:57:20,337 --> 00:57:21,403
We're lucky.
1304
00:57:21,405 --> 00:57:22,838
- Yes, I know. I know that.
1305
00:57:22,840 --> 00:57:24,873
But I can't feel frustrated
because everyone's
1306
00:57:24,875 --> 00:57:26,208
knee-jerk reaction is
"You're so lucky.
1307
00:57:26,210 --> 00:57:27,409
You don't have to
feel frustrated."
1308
00:57:27,411 --> 00:57:28,811
- You know, at Versailles,
1309
00:57:28,813 --> 00:57:30,546
Marie-Antoinette had this
peasant's village built,
1310
00:57:30,548 --> 00:57:32,448
like a fake one.
She wanted to feel
1311
00:57:32,450 --> 00:57:34,450
like she was doing something,
so she built this shack
1312
00:57:34,452 --> 00:57:36,552
where she could milk cows
and, like, I don't know,
1313
00:57:36,554 --> 00:57:38,053
tend to the earth.
1314
00:57:38,055 --> 00:57:40,422
- Okay, honestly, I can't begin
to do the mental gymnastics
1315
00:57:40,424 --> 00:57:42,458
to untangle that, but I'm just
very happy for you
1316
00:57:42,460 --> 00:57:44,626
that you found a use
for your major in history.
1317
00:57:44,628 --> 00:57:46,929
- It's sort of tough to complain
when you have an $800 machine
1318
00:57:46,931 --> 00:57:48,931
in your hand that could land
Apollo 13.
1319
00:57:48,933 --> 00:57:51,800
You are a young, well-off,
relatively intelligent,
1320
00:57:51,802 --> 00:57:52,568
white male.
1321
00:57:52,570 --> 00:57:53,669
- Marie-Antoinette was beheaded
1322
00:57:53,671 --> 00:57:55,003
along with her
white, male husband.
1323
00:57:55,005 --> 00:57:57,739
- What could you possibly
feel disaffected about?
1324
00:57:57,741 --> 00:57:59,241
- Maybe the fact that
I'm supposed to be
1325
00:57:59,243 --> 00:58:02,110
super-content and happy and
everything's supposed to come
1326
00:58:02,112 --> 00:58:03,846
very easily to me, so
1327
00:58:03,848 --> 00:58:06,048
whenever I find myself having
moments of perfectly normal
1328
00:58:06,050 --> 00:58:08,750
human sadness, or fear,
1329
00:58:08,752 --> 00:58:09,985
or doubt,
1330
00:58:09,987 --> 00:58:11,753
nobody takes it seriously.
1331
00:58:11,755 --> 00:58:13,522
And Apollo 13 didn't land.
1332
00:58:13,524 --> 00:58:15,224
- Well, that's 'cause
they didn't have the phone.
1333
00:58:15,226 --> 00:58:17,526
- That's because no one checked
to make sure that the people
1334
00:58:17,528 --> 00:58:18,861
they were sending into nowhere
1335
00:58:18,863 --> 00:58:20,529
were in a vehicle that wouldn't
blow up in their faces.
1336
00:58:20,531 --> 00:58:22,397
They just trusted that
the shuttle they were in
1337
00:58:22,399 --> 00:58:23,699
point A to point B
1338
00:58:23,701 --> 00:58:25,634
because that's what
they were told.
1339
00:58:26,136 --> 00:58:29,605
- Listen! I-I tried. I tried
to figure something out.
1340
00:58:31,141 --> 00:58:32,841
Hold on.
1341
00:58:33,744 --> 00:58:35,777
If you come out with this...
1342
00:58:35,779 --> 00:58:37,279
Hello?
1343
00:58:40,217 --> 00:58:41,917
(tense score begins)
1344
01:00:09,173 --> 01:00:10,872
(text arriving ding)
1345
01:00:11,442 --> 01:00:13,141
(typewriter keys clacking)
1346
01:00:16,447 --> 01:00:18,146
(message arriving whoop)
1347
01:00:20,284 --> 01:00:21,984
(message sending swoop)
1348
01:00:30,861 --> 01:00:32,761
(typewriter keys clacking)
1349
01:00:35,065 --> 01:00:36,965
(typewriter keys clacking
very quickly)
1350
01:00:52,416 --> 01:00:54,116
(typewriter keys clacking)
1351
01:01:10,167 --> 01:01:11,867
(car engine rumbling)
1352
01:01:15,773 --> 01:01:18,740
- Hey, did I tell you I ran into
Becky Blidner on the subway?
1353
01:01:18,742 --> 01:01:21,243
She was wearing a suit.
Where are we?
1354
01:01:21,245 --> 01:01:23,311
- She's probably miserable
and going home.
1355
01:01:23,313 --> 01:01:26,048
- Well, no, it was the morning.
How long are you gonna be?
1356
01:01:26,050 --> 01:01:27,949
- She's probably miserable
and going to work.
1357
01:01:27,951 --> 01:01:29,851
- I was coming back
from an interview.
1358
01:01:29,853 --> 01:01:31,787
We're supposed
to meet them by 11.
1359
01:01:31,789 --> 01:01:33,388
- Yeah, we'll get there.
1360
01:01:33,390 --> 01:01:35,123
- On Bram time.
1361
01:01:35,392 --> 01:01:37,192
Google's opening an office here.
1362
01:01:37,194 --> 01:01:38,593
- Ah, here.
1363
01:01:38,595 --> 01:01:40,295
- Where?
1364
01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:44,933
- I blew it, anyway.
They ask you all these questions
1365
01:01:44,935 --> 01:01:46,868
that nobody can answer,
by the way, like,
1366
01:01:46,870 --> 01:01:48,870
how many times in a day
does a clock's hands overlap?
1367
01:01:48,872 --> 01:01:50,839
- How much do you
think this house cost?
1368
01:01:50,841 --> 01:01:53,408
- I don't know.
It was 22, somehow.
1369
01:01:53,410 --> 01:01:56,945
- He paid just under 300
for it, like, ten years ago.
1370
01:01:56,947 --> 01:01:58,180
- Who?
1371
01:01:58,182 --> 01:02:01,049
- Rob. If you bought it now
it'd cost, like, $900,000.
1372
01:02:01,051 --> 01:02:04,286
- Okay, Bram, are you fucked?
What are we even doing here?
1373
01:02:04,288 --> 01:02:05,487
- The guy's not answering me.
1374
01:02:05,489 --> 01:02:08,690
- He's not answering you?
I wonder what that's like?
1375
01:02:08,692 --> 01:02:09,958
We should go.
1376
01:02:09,960 --> 01:02:11,493
- Look, if he's not real,
then I'm updating Twitter
1377
01:02:11,495 --> 01:02:13,195
with links to some intern's
lists until they realize
1378
01:02:13,197 --> 01:02:14,996
that interns can write lists
and tweet.
1379
01:02:14,998 --> 01:02:16,832
- Maybe it's better
if he's not real.
1380
01:02:16,834 --> 01:02:18,667
- You know how much
his father was worth?
1381
01:02:18,669 --> 01:02:19,968
- Honestly, I don't care.
1382
01:02:19,970 --> 01:02:21,636
- Everything he has
he can thank his dad for.
1383
01:02:21,638 --> 01:02:23,705
- As we sit in your dad's Benz.
1384
01:02:23,707 --> 01:02:25,107
Let's go, seriously.
1385
01:02:25,109 --> 01:02:26,775
- Wait, why do you
think it's not real?
1386
01:02:26,777 --> 01:02:28,009
- I said that it might not be,
1387
01:02:28,011 --> 01:02:29,211
it's probably better
if it's not.
1388
01:02:29,213 --> 01:02:30,712
- The guy's the mayor
and he's on camera
1389
01:02:30,714 --> 01:02:32,347
smoking crack in a crack den.
1390
01:02:32,349 --> 01:02:33,515
- Allegedly.
1391
01:02:33,684 --> 01:02:35,050
- Allegedly.
1392
01:02:35,052 --> 01:02:36,485
I wouldn't even know
where to find crack,
1393
01:02:36,487 --> 01:02:37,819
let alone a den full of it.
1394
01:02:37,821 --> 01:02:39,421
- Well, maybe you should start
by asking the guy
1395
01:02:39,423 --> 01:02:40,622
that deals you weed.
1396
01:02:40,624 --> 01:02:41,823
- Oh, yeah, I'm sure that
Noah Schwartz
1397
01:02:41,825 --> 01:02:43,258
of Congregation
Sheket Bevakasha--
1398
01:02:43,260 --> 01:02:44,860
- Hey!
1399
01:02:44,862 --> 01:02:48,296
- ...knows all the finest crack
and opium dens in Forest Hill.
1400
01:02:48,298 --> 01:02:50,232
- I wish opium dens
were still a thing.
1401
01:02:50,234 --> 01:02:51,733
- And-and that's
not the same thing.
1402
01:02:51,735 --> 01:02:52,801
- Oh, yeah, no.
1403
01:02:52,803 --> 01:02:55,504
Crack is whack,
opium is dope-ium.
1404
01:02:55,939 --> 01:02:58,173
- I met the guy. He's real.
1405
01:02:58,175 --> 01:03:00,008
- You know, isn't there
this whole subset of journalism
1406
01:03:00,010 --> 01:03:02,778
where you get to make up
wildly inaccurate shit,
1407
01:03:02,780 --> 01:03:04,813
tweet it to the masses
and still get some of your own
1408
01:03:04,815 --> 01:03:06,248
press while doing so?
1409
01:03:06,250 --> 01:03:09,684
That way, it's sort of worth it
when they expose you.
1410
01:03:09,686 --> 01:03:11,153
- How is that worth it?
1411
01:03:11,155 --> 01:03:12,888
- You get your
own Wikipedia page.
1412
01:03:12,890 --> 01:03:14,923
(bang on window!)
1413
01:03:16,126 --> 01:03:17,959
- What did you think you were
going to find sitting outside
1414
01:03:17,961 --> 01:03:19,361
of his house? I'm just curious.
1415
01:03:19,363 --> 01:03:22,030
- If he-if he left I could see
where he went for myself
1416
01:03:22,032 --> 01:03:25,467
and not just from other people
on Instagram the next day.
1417
01:03:25,469 --> 01:03:26,768
(chuckles)
1418
01:03:26,770 --> 01:03:28,470
- You told the cops you were
working on a story
1419
01:03:28,472 --> 01:03:30,305
for the paper, is that right?
1420
01:03:30,307 --> 01:03:32,007
- I am!
1421
01:03:33,577 --> 01:03:35,076
- I don't know if I didn't
make myself clear
1422
01:03:35,078 --> 01:03:36,745
or if you have a drug problem
I'm not aware of--
1423
01:03:36,747 --> 01:03:38,713
- Yes! Yes, I fucked up. I know.
1424
01:03:38,715 --> 01:03:40,715
- Well, I'm glad
that got through.
1425
01:03:40,717 --> 01:03:43,652
Look at me: you do not
pitch stories!
1426
01:03:43,654 --> 01:03:45,053
You are assigned things!
1427
01:03:45,055 --> 01:03:47,355
You do not use the paper's name
when you are caught
1428
01:03:47,357 --> 01:03:50,158
staking out the mayor's house.
You get it?
1429
01:03:50,594 --> 01:03:52,294
- I'm sorry.
1430
01:03:59,169 --> 01:04:00,836
- You know, I actually wish we
were paying you more,
1431
01:04:00,838 --> 01:04:02,470
I really do.
1432
01:04:02,472 --> 01:04:05,941
That way we could just
cut you from the budget.
1433
01:04:07,077 --> 01:04:10,111
It's funny how when you're
dispensable you're actually not.
1434
01:04:26,430 --> 01:04:28,129
(phone ringing)
1435
01:04:28,398 --> 01:04:30,098
- This is Ashley.
1436
01:04:30,634 --> 01:04:32,334
Hi.
1437
01:04:35,205 --> 01:04:36,905
A-about what?
1438
01:04:40,377 --> 01:04:41,643
(scoffs)
1439
01:04:41,645 --> 01:04:43,345
What?
1440
01:04:44,948 --> 01:04:46,648
(score begins)
1441
01:04:47,117 --> 01:04:48,683
I'll have to call you
back on that.
1442
01:04:57,294 --> 01:04:58,727
- What?
1443
01:04:58,729 --> 01:05:00,428
(cell phone buzzes)
1444
01:05:08,839 --> 01:05:11,673
- Hey! I didn't know
what happened to you.
1445
01:05:12,009 --> 01:05:14,109
Well, that's hard to say
without seeing, uh,
1446
01:05:14,111 --> 01:05:17,145
what we're paying for.
How much were you thinking?
1447
01:05:17,381 --> 01:05:18,446
Well...
1448
01:05:18,448 --> 01:05:20,415
Well, they won't go above
your asking price,
1449
01:05:20,417 --> 01:05:23,451
so you should definitely
start higher than you want.
1450
01:05:26,757 --> 01:05:28,456
300,000.
1451
01:05:28,759 --> 01:05:30,759
- I hope we're
discussing lira.
1452
01:05:30,761 --> 01:05:31,860
- Does anyone still use lira?
1453
01:05:31,862 --> 01:05:32,727
- Lebanon.
1454
01:05:32,729 --> 01:05:33,662
- No, they have the pound.
1455
01:05:33,664 --> 01:05:34,763
- Well, they
call it a lira.
1456
01:05:34,765 --> 01:05:36,031
- Turkey has the lira. Stop.
1457
01:05:36,033 --> 01:05:38,233
We're not paying 300,000
anything for a video.
1458
01:05:38,235 --> 01:05:40,602
- Well, he started with 150.
1459
01:05:40,604 --> 01:05:42,570
- You negotiated up?
1460
01:05:43,006 --> 01:05:46,041
- No, no. Um, he said that
they wouldn't go below 150
1461
01:05:46,043 --> 01:05:47,709
and so I said that
he should start higher
1462
01:05:47,711 --> 01:05:49,744
so there's room to negotiate.
1463
01:05:49,746 --> 01:05:51,546
- So you negotiated up.
1464
01:05:51,548 --> 01:05:54,182
- If the Globe knows,
all the papers know.
1465
01:05:54,184 --> 01:05:55,417
One of them is gonna get it.
1466
01:05:55,419 --> 01:05:56,918
- Did they say how much
the guy was asking?
1467
01:05:56,920 --> 01:05:58,520
We could offer them more.
1468
01:05:58,522 --> 01:06:00,221
- Offer them more?
1469
01:06:00,590 --> 01:06:02,057
- Let's offer
them ten grand.
1470
01:06:02,059 --> 01:06:04,526
- For what? We haven't seen
what we're even discussing.
1471
01:06:04,528 --> 01:06:06,861
If we're taking some guy
who disappeared for two weeks--
1472
01:06:06,863 --> 01:06:08,563
- Three.
1473
01:06:09,566 --> 01:06:11,533
- Three weeks!
1474
01:06:11,535 --> 01:06:13,535
You're good. We're taking
some guy who disappeared
1475
01:06:13,537 --> 01:06:15,937
for three weeks' word
that there is a video
1476
01:06:15,939 --> 01:06:18,673
that someone may
want to see, maybe...
1477
01:06:18,675 --> 01:06:19,975
Where are you supposed
to meet him?
1478
01:06:19,977 --> 01:06:22,043
- We're not telling
anyone anything.
1479
01:06:22,045 --> 01:06:24,179
- I was just asking if--
1480
01:06:25,115 --> 01:06:27,649
I want to make sure it doesn't
look like we were lying
1481
01:06:27,651 --> 01:06:29,250
when this eventually leaks.
1482
01:06:29,252 --> 01:06:31,619
- You know what happens if this
leaks? He loses his job.
1483
01:06:31,621 --> 01:06:34,055
And you know what happens
when he loses his?
1484
01:06:34,057 --> 01:06:35,757
- If it leaks?
1485
01:06:35,759 --> 01:06:36,825
- So, what's in the budget?
1486
01:06:36,827 --> 01:06:38,860
- TMZ pays money
for these stories.
1487
01:06:38,862 --> 01:06:40,528
- TMZ also has revenue.
1488
01:06:40,530 --> 01:06:41,997
- We are a real newspaper
1489
01:06:41,999 --> 01:06:43,531
and we have a responsibility
as journalists
1490
01:06:43,533 --> 01:06:46,134
- We have a responsibility to
the city and, more importantly,
1491
01:06:46,136 --> 01:06:48,236
to the people looking at your
bottom line every day
1492
01:06:48,238 --> 01:06:51,239
where your salary is one of the
very brightest red numbers.
1493
01:06:51,241 --> 01:06:53,775
Do you know what kind of traffic
this can pull to the site?
1494
01:06:53,777 --> 01:06:54,976
- We are a newspaper!
1495
01:06:54,978 --> 01:06:57,579
- We don't deal in news
anymore, Judith.
1496
01:07:01,051 --> 01:07:02,751
(phone ringing)
1497
01:07:05,956 --> 01:07:07,655
(phone ringing)
1498
01:07:18,735 --> 01:07:20,835
- Oh, it's-it's just a
statement.
1499
01:07:20,837 --> 01:07:22,904
Some questions...
1500
01:07:22,906 --> 01:07:24,873
- I still work for the city.
1501
01:07:24,875 --> 01:07:27,409
- I-I get it. We also do.
1502
01:07:27,411 --> 01:07:30,478
We have the same boss,
technically, me and you.
1503
01:07:30,480 --> 01:07:33,214
- Even if we were
to pay them something...
1504
01:07:33,216 --> 01:07:35,917
we just fired people
to save money.
1505
01:07:35,919 --> 01:07:38,586
We are not looking
to add expenses here.
1506
01:07:38,588 --> 01:07:41,056
And they're looking
for a ridiculous amount.
1507
01:07:41,058 --> 01:07:43,658
- But what if we, uh,
partnered with someone
1508
01:07:43,660 --> 01:07:45,260
like they did on WikiLeaks?
1509
01:07:45,262 --> 01:07:46,928
- I don't think The Times
or Der Spiegel would have
1510
01:07:46,930 --> 01:07:49,397
the same level of interest they
had in the US State Department
1511
01:07:49,399 --> 01:07:52,467
spying on the UN that they would
in a Canadian mayor
1512
01:07:52,469 --> 01:07:53,635
smoking crack.
1513
01:07:53,637 --> 01:07:55,837
And they didn't pay.
1514
01:07:55,839 --> 01:07:57,405
- No, but I know
they got approached.
1515
01:07:57,407 --> 01:07:58,907
The Star, probably
The Globe, too.
1516
01:07:58,909 --> 01:08:00,075
- What?
1517
01:08:00,077 --> 01:08:01,676
- Bram's guy spoke to them--
The Star.
1518
01:08:01,678 --> 01:08:02,744
- How do you know that?
1519
01:08:05,348 --> 01:08:08,683
- I know someone over there
that can't really keep a secret.
1520
01:08:08,685 --> 01:08:10,285
- You think they're having the
same conversation
1521
01:08:10,287 --> 01:08:12,654
about you at The Star right now?
1522
01:08:15,192 --> 01:08:17,258
- Come here a second?
1523
01:08:17,260 --> 01:08:19,861
- We can work it
around your schedule.
1524
01:08:20,664 --> 01:08:22,597
- I have to think about it.
1525
01:08:23,667 --> 01:08:25,800
- Well, what if we get Ashley,
that girl from his office?
1526
01:08:25,802 --> 01:08:26,734
She wouldn't go on record,
1527
01:08:26,736 --> 01:08:28,103
but what if we did
get her on record?
1528
01:08:28,105 --> 01:08:29,504
- Nobody gives a fuck
about her story!
1529
01:08:29,506 --> 01:08:33,241
They want to see a video
of a mayor smoking crack.
1530
01:08:35,679 --> 01:08:37,045
- Yo.
1531
01:08:37,047 --> 01:08:39,147
- Remember the budget increase
we voted against?
1532
01:08:39,149 --> 01:08:40,115
Office expenses?
1533
01:08:40,117 --> 01:08:41,516
- "Office expenses". Yeah.
1534
01:08:41,518 --> 01:08:43,518
- It was voted through, but Rob
refused to take it.
1535
01:08:43,520 --> 01:08:45,887
Where does it live?
The refused amount.
1536
01:08:45,889 --> 01:08:47,422
- Technically?
1537
01:08:47,424 --> 01:08:49,691
I guess it's in our
office purses
1538
01:08:49,693 --> 01:08:51,726
and whatever surplus is left
at the end of fiscal
1539
01:08:51,728 --> 01:08:53,128
goes back into the pot.
1540
01:08:53,130 --> 01:08:56,131
- And they, uh, argued that
office means "office".
1541
01:08:56,133 --> 01:08:57,765
Like, in the end,
they're using it for what?
1542
01:08:57,767 --> 01:09:01,069
- Whatever. Dubman uses it
to sponsor a little league team.
1543
01:09:01,071 --> 01:09:02,537
- You can use it
in your community?
1544
01:09:02,539 --> 01:09:04,339
- You can. Why?
1545
01:09:04,341 --> 01:09:06,541
- I wanna give to a community
charity using "office" expenses.
1546
01:09:06,543 --> 01:09:07,709
Kosher?
1547
01:09:07,711 --> 01:09:09,310
- Dubman and Inchens and them
do a "women's lunch"
1548
01:09:09,312 --> 01:09:10,812
for themselves once in a while.
1549
01:09:10,814 --> 01:09:12,780
It's charged to their offices,
so if the people of Toronto
1550
01:09:12,782 --> 01:09:15,350
are unknowingly paying for
$20 kale Caesars,
1551
01:09:15,352 --> 01:09:16,751
I'm sure they'll be fine
not knowing they're also
1552
01:09:16,753 --> 01:09:17,585
giving to charity.
1553
01:09:17,587 --> 01:09:18,319
- Great.
1554
01:09:22,726 --> 01:09:24,092
- I want to know
what is on there,
1555
01:09:24,094 --> 01:09:25,827
so make sure he thinks
we have more than we do.
1556
01:09:30,267 --> 01:09:33,001
- This is good, Judith.
1557
01:09:33,003 --> 01:09:34,068
You can smile.
1558
01:09:34,871 --> 01:09:36,804
- Go back to your desk.
1559
01:09:40,477 --> 01:09:42,177
(door closes)
1560
01:09:54,624 --> 01:09:56,324
(paper tearing)
1561
01:10:24,254 --> 01:10:25,954
(van side door slides shut)
1562
01:11:11,268 --> 01:11:12,834
(van door closes)
1563
01:11:12,836 --> 01:11:14,769
- What's good?
1564
01:11:25,482 --> 01:11:27,615
- Should I put these on?
1565
01:11:28,051 --> 01:11:30,418
- I mean, if you wanna listen.
1566
01:12:46,396 --> 01:12:48,096
- All right, man.
1567
01:12:49,065 --> 01:12:50,765
That's enough.
1568
01:12:51,368 --> 01:12:53,134
- Can I watch it again?
1569
01:12:53,136 --> 01:12:54,836
- Nah.
1570
01:12:54,838 --> 01:12:56,537
Just one for free, man.
1571
01:12:57,073 --> 01:12:58,573
- Were you there?
1572
01:12:58,575 --> 01:13:00,041
(scoffs)
1573
01:13:00,043 --> 01:13:01,642
- Yes.
1574
01:13:01,644 --> 01:13:03,778
- Did you take the video?
1575
01:13:06,049 --> 01:13:07,749
- He was there.
1576
01:13:09,919 --> 01:13:11,619
- What's in the pipe?
1577
01:13:13,022 --> 01:13:14,555
- Wha... Whadda you think, hm?
1578
01:13:14,557 --> 01:13:16,724
- I'm just-I'm just makin' sure.
1579
01:13:16,726 --> 01:13:21,396
- So, what are you maybe
thinking about the money?
1580
01:13:22,699 --> 01:13:24,766
- I think we can
get you some.
1581
01:13:24,768 --> 01:13:28,002
- Okay, so why don't you
tell your boss what you saw
1582
01:13:28,004 --> 01:13:30,104
and, uh, tell me a number, hm?
1583
01:13:38,815 --> 01:13:40,515
- Okay.
1584
01:13:41,017 --> 01:13:42,717
Calm down.
1585
01:13:43,353 --> 01:13:44,919
(exhales)
1586
01:13:44,921 --> 01:13:46,621
Here's what you do.
1587
01:13:53,296 --> 01:13:54,695
- Oh, hey!
1588
01:13:54,697 --> 01:13:56,097
- Rob!
1589
01:13:56,566 --> 01:13:59,834
- In a minute. Look,
a lot of people are here.
1590
01:13:59,836 --> 01:14:01,903
It's all in how they wanna
cut the waste,
1591
01:14:01,905 --> 01:14:04,405
stand here every day
to have their voices heard.
1592
01:14:04,407 --> 01:14:06,007
Good. Thank you for coming.
1593
01:14:06,009 --> 01:14:07,108
- Thanks. Thanks.
1594
01:14:07,110 --> 01:14:08,276
- MAN: Hey, Rob.
1595
01:14:08,278 --> 01:14:09,644
- Oh, hey! How are ya?
Thanks for comin'.
1596
01:14:09,646 --> 01:14:12,680
- Hey! You're hiring
immigrants now, too, eh?
1597
01:14:12,682 --> 01:14:14,515
Yeah, you should get
him a cab, not a suit.
1598
01:14:14,517 --> 01:14:16,350
- No, no. Kamal's not...
1599
01:14:16,352 --> 01:14:18,419
No, Kamal's good.
No, that's not right.
1600
01:14:18,421 --> 01:14:19,720
- Ahhh, fuckin'
gravy train, Rob!
1601
01:14:19,722 --> 01:14:21,756
- Yeah, you got it, man!
You got it.
1602
01:14:21,758 --> 01:14:24,358
- MAN: Pay a fine.
Ah, we just need...
1603
01:14:24,360 --> 01:14:25,426
- WOMAN: Oh! That's him!
1604
01:14:25,428 --> 01:14:27,528
- MAN: Um, just need...
1605
01:14:27,530 --> 01:14:29,897
- WOMAN 2: Oh! (laughing)
1606
01:14:30,867 --> 01:14:34,068
- What kind of feeling
do you get from this guy?
1607
01:14:34,070 --> 01:14:35,570
- What do you mean?
1608
01:14:35,572 --> 01:14:38,172
- Well, all we know
about him is that
1609
01:14:38,508 --> 01:14:40,641
whoever he's helping --
himself? Who knows?
1610
01:14:40,643 --> 01:14:43,177
All we know is that they're
involved in drugs.
1611
01:14:43,179 --> 01:14:45,046
Peripherally. Directly.
1612
01:14:45,048 --> 01:14:48,783
And it's not like some kid
selling weed to some nerds
1613
01:14:48,785 --> 01:14:50,918
playing gun games
in their basement.
1614
01:14:52,489 --> 01:14:54,889
Who are we giving
this money to?
1615
01:14:55,225 --> 01:14:58,259
We print murders every day --
gangs, whatever -- but...
1616
01:15:00,530 --> 01:15:02,230
We're not bankrolling it.
1617
01:15:02,832 --> 01:15:05,600
- Well if-- If someone
had a compromising video
1618
01:15:05,602 --> 01:15:08,002
of someone in power and...
1619
01:15:08,004 --> 01:15:10,171
I don't know, somehow they
used it as a chip
1620
01:15:10,173 --> 01:15:11,873
with the office,
1621
01:15:12,575 --> 01:15:15,209
then wouldn't it be better
for a paper to pay something?
1622
01:15:15,211 --> 01:15:17,578
Rather than have that person
1623
01:15:17,580 --> 01:15:19,180
hold some sort of power
that the people
1624
01:15:19,182 --> 01:15:20,882
would be affected by?
1625
01:15:25,388 --> 01:15:27,522
- Go buy us some clicks.
1626
01:15:37,534 --> 01:15:39,233
(door closes)
1627
01:16:09,632 --> 01:16:11,332
(cell phone ringing)
1628
01:16:16,873 --> 01:16:19,907
- Hello? Yes, I just got here.
I'm fine.
1629
01:16:21,411 --> 01:16:23,778
Mom. Mom, I'll call you back.
1630
01:16:27,483 --> 01:16:29,183
(door opens)
1631
01:16:31,120 --> 01:16:32,820
(door closes)
1632
01:16:37,327 --> 01:16:39,026
(tense score begins)
1633
01:16:51,741 --> 01:16:53,641
(door slams shut)
1634
01:17:33,750 --> 01:17:35,383
- Wrote it anyways.
1635
01:17:36,519 --> 01:17:37,869
- You wrote what?
1636
01:17:37,870 --> 01:17:39,220
- What the video is;
what's on it, 'kay? I, I...
1637
01:17:39,222 --> 01:17:41,288
We can just describe it.
I know what I saw and-and
1638
01:17:41,290 --> 01:17:42,390
how to do it. Here, look...
1639
01:17:42,392 --> 01:17:43,491
If people hear what's
on the video--
1640
01:17:43,493 --> 01:17:44,859
- The people that'll
believe it will believe it
1641
01:17:44,861 --> 01:17:45,993
and the one's that won't,
they won't.
1642
01:17:45,995 --> 01:17:47,795
- No, no, no! Dave, Dave,
I think that if we just
1643
01:17:47,797 --> 01:17:49,397
print this, then
it's pretty much--
1644
01:17:49,399 --> 01:17:51,899
- Come here. Look. Come here.
1645
01:17:54,203 --> 01:17:55,903
Look.
1646
01:17:59,575 --> 01:18:01,342
- This is insane.
1647
01:18:02,145 --> 01:18:03,778
- Why are you smiling?
1648
01:18:05,381 --> 01:18:06,914
- Why aren't you?
1649
01:18:07,684 --> 01:18:09,817
- Seriously? Seriously,
this is my story. This is-
1650
01:18:09,819 --> 01:18:11,385
- Oh, Jesus Christ!
You gotta stop saying that.
1651
01:18:11,387 --> 01:18:12,887
- This is-- They don't even have
the video, okay?
1652
01:18:12,889 --> 01:18:14,021
They're just describing it.
1653
01:18:14,023 --> 01:18:15,456
- They're raising
the money for it
1654
01:18:15,458 --> 01:18:17,425
on top of the ten you gave away.
1655
01:18:19,595 --> 01:18:21,529
- You're still here for
the same reasons I am.
1656
01:18:21,531 --> 01:18:23,364
You could've bailed.
1657
01:18:23,366 --> 01:18:25,399
- I need this job, too.
1658
01:18:25,401 --> 01:18:26,333
But,
1659
01:18:26,335 --> 01:18:28,035
maybe it's...
1660
01:18:32,508 --> 01:18:35,309
Dude, if you've
smoked crack once
1661
01:18:35,311 --> 01:18:38,846
in the past, does that impact
your ability to be mayor?
1662
01:18:38,848 --> 01:18:40,614
I don't know. Maybe.
1663
01:18:40,616 --> 01:18:42,316
It's a discussion. Fine.
1664
01:18:43,619 --> 01:18:45,386
But if you get blackout
drunk enough
1665
01:18:45,388 --> 01:18:48,956
that you can't remember the time
that you harassed someone?
1666
01:18:50,660 --> 01:18:53,494
Then you should not
be mayor of this city.
1667
01:18:56,999 --> 01:18:58,499
You know,
1668
01:18:59,235 --> 01:19:01,869
I thought you would
say something to him;
1669
01:19:02,905 --> 01:19:06,107
ask Rob to apologize
for what he said to me.
1670
01:19:06,876 --> 01:19:08,142
But then I thought,
1671
01:19:08,144 --> 01:19:10,344
"Maybe Kamal doesn't have
that much control
1672
01:19:10,346 --> 01:19:12,046
over what Rob says".
1673
01:19:15,251 --> 01:19:18,285
But you didn't even
say anything to me.
1674
01:19:20,490 --> 01:19:22,189
It was just another day.
1675
01:19:24,927 --> 01:19:26,827
I was just another woman.
1676
01:19:28,364 --> 01:19:30,297
Another story for you to bury.
1677
01:19:32,468 --> 01:19:34,168
- Fuck...
1678
01:19:35,605 --> 01:19:37,304
(score begins)
1679
01:19:44,747 --> 01:19:46,447
- I came in today...
1680
01:19:49,652 --> 01:19:51,352
And there you guys were.
1681
01:19:56,259 --> 01:19:57,958
And here we are.
1682
01:19:59,829 --> 01:20:01,962
- And that's everything
you know?
1683
01:20:03,166 --> 01:20:04,865
- Yeah.
1684
01:20:07,904 --> 01:20:09,804
- You got anything else?
1685
01:20:14,510 --> 01:20:16,010
(knocking on door)
1686
01:20:17,246 --> 01:20:18,946
- Rob?
1687
01:20:23,920 --> 01:20:26,120
- You know what the kids
are gonna say they find out
1688
01:20:26,122 --> 01:20:27,188
I'm fired?
1689
01:20:27,190 --> 01:20:29,623
- You can't get fired,
really. Not like that.
1690
01:20:29,625 --> 01:20:31,625
- Yes, they can!
1691
01:20:31,627 --> 01:20:32,893
They called me.
1692
01:20:32,895 --> 01:20:34,929
They don't want me
to do it anymore.
1693
01:20:34,931 --> 01:20:37,431
They're gonna get the
phys ed guy to coach now.
1694
01:20:37,433 --> 01:20:38,966
He don't even know those kids.
1695
01:20:38,968 --> 01:20:42,069
He coaches girls' volleyball
and now he's gonna coach
1696
01:20:42,071 --> 01:20:43,571
my team!
1697
01:20:46,042 --> 01:20:48,175
- You're still the Mayor, Rob.
1698
01:20:51,080 --> 01:20:53,881
- The kids are gonna
read this shit.
1699
01:20:56,986 --> 01:20:59,486
I didn't do bad things.
1700
01:20:59,488 --> 01:21:01,288
I just want to make things good.
1701
01:21:01,290 --> 01:21:04,859
You know, I go and I meet
everyone and I help 'em.
1702
01:21:04,861 --> 01:21:06,327
I don't care what.
1703
01:21:06,329 --> 01:21:08,896
Yeah, but they just
wanna get me.
1704
01:21:08,898 --> 01:21:10,931
(breathing heavily)
1705
01:21:12,735 --> 01:21:15,002
You don't think it'll
be forever, do you?
1706
01:21:15,004 --> 01:21:17,638
Just, like a suspension,
more of?
1707
01:21:18,708 --> 01:21:20,407
- The coaching?
1708
01:21:21,844 --> 01:21:23,611
I think if there's no
video then nothing's--
1709
01:21:23,613 --> 01:21:25,446
- No, there's no video!
1710
01:21:25,448 --> 01:21:27,147
I swear, there's none.
1711
01:21:28,384 --> 01:21:30,618
I was just hanging out
with the kids.
1712
01:21:30,620 --> 01:21:32,620
You know, we were
just hanging out.
1713
01:21:32,622 --> 01:21:34,321
Like regular, you know?
1714
01:21:37,226 --> 01:21:39,827
- But there's no video,
though, Rob, right?
1715
01:21:40,096 --> 01:21:43,364
- Yeah, but they always
just want to get something.
1716
01:21:44,767 --> 01:21:46,533
And they're always
on their phone.
1717
01:21:46,535 --> 01:21:50,070
And I know they're there
and I know they're doing shit.
1718
01:21:50,373 --> 01:21:53,807
Sometimes I leave here
and there's a cop car
1719
01:21:53,809 --> 01:21:56,043
and I swear that I know
that it's the same--
1720
01:21:56,045 --> 01:21:58,579
I get home and
it's the same car,
1721
01:21:58,581 --> 01:22:00,047
just driving around.
1722
01:22:00,049 --> 01:22:01,582
You know, like it's looking
for somethin',
1723
01:22:01,584 --> 01:22:04,585
or trying to put somethin'
there -- plantin', like.
1724
01:22:04,587 --> 01:22:06,287
(heavy breathing)
1725
01:22:07,089 --> 01:22:08,689
There's a game tonight.
1726
01:22:08,691 --> 01:22:10,090
I want you to give me
their numbers.
1727
01:22:10,092 --> 01:22:12,026
We'll order pizza and then
1728
01:22:12,028 --> 01:22:13,460
I'll tell them all
to come over here
1729
01:22:13,462 --> 01:22:14,228
after their game.
1730
01:22:14,230 --> 01:22:15,529
- I think we gotta wait, Rob.
1731
01:22:15,531 --> 01:22:17,364
- No. I wanna eat pizza
1732
01:22:17,366 --> 01:22:18,966
and I wanna eat pizza
with the kids.
1733
01:22:18,968 --> 01:22:20,367
- Rob, I don't think
that's a good--
1734
01:22:20,369 --> 01:22:23,470
- You're not the fuckin' boss!
I'm the boss!
1735
01:22:25,474 --> 01:22:27,708
You find the numbers
and you write 'em down.
1736
01:22:27,710 --> 01:22:29,376
You just do that!
1737
01:22:29,378 --> 01:22:31,045
You think it's a
fucking math test?
1738
01:22:31,047 --> 01:22:32,947
It's not math numbers!
1739
01:22:33,349 --> 01:22:35,049
(heavy breathing)
1740
01:22:37,653 --> 01:22:39,353
- Okay.
1741
01:22:41,123 --> 01:22:43,290
I'll get the numbers,
but then I'm gonna go.
1742
01:22:43,292 --> 01:22:45,059
- What? No.
1743
01:22:45,061 --> 01:22:47,795
No! No, don't leave, Kamal.
1744
01:22:47,797 --> 01:22:49,496
No.
1745
01:22:49,665 --> 01:22:51,131
No. All right, all right;
1746
01:22:51,133 --> 01:22:53,600
we'll just take a break and
we'll come back in a little.
1747
01:22:53,602 --> 01:22:55,536
All right? I love ya'.
1748
01:22:55,538 --> 01:22:57,237
I love ya', Kamal.
1749
01:22:58,074 --> 01:22:59,974
You're my friend.
1750
01:23:00,710 --> 01:23:03,143
I'm sorry, okay?
1751
01:23:03,813 --> 01:23:05,512
Okay?
1752
01:23:05,848 --> 01:23:09,116
Huh? Okay, so, and then
you can come back after.
1753
01:23:13,255 --> 01:23:15,789
- Remember that night?
Here with your friends?
1754
01:23:15,791 --> 01:23:16,857
- Huh?
1755
01:23:16,859 --> 01:23:18,025
- You yelled something
to Ashley.
1756
01:23:18,027 --> 01:23:19,560
And I was here
the next day--
1757
01:23:19,562 --> 01:23:20,961
- Who?
1758
01:23:20,963 --> 01:23:23,063
Who? No, no. I don't remember.
1759
01:23:23,065 --> 01:23:24,732
- You did, Rob.
1760
01:23:24,734 --> 01:23:27,167
- You know, well, you know,
I was--
1761
01:23:27,169 --> 01:23:29,303
I was having a good time.
I, uh...
1762
01:23:29,305 --> 01:23:31,705
You know, I was a little
out of control that night.
1763
01:23:31,707 --> 01:23:34,775
I was. I know. I'm not arguing.
1764
01:23:37,380 --> 01:23:38,312
- I'm gonna go...
1765
01:23:38,314 --> 01:23:39,947
- So go!!
1766
01:23:39,949 --> 01:23:43,217
I'm on my knees, but
I'm not a fucking cunt.
1767
01:23:44,587 --> 01:23:46,320
I'm not begging for ya'.
1768
01:23:46,322 --> 01:23:47,955
Go!
1769
01:23:47,957 --> 01:23:49,656
I'll order pizza! Easy.
1770
01:24:03,606 --> 01:24:05,305
- You know, Rob,
1771
01:24:06,075 --> 01:24:08,342
I love that you answer
everyone's call
1772
01:24:08,344 --> 01:24:10,277
and that you see everyone
that needs something
1773
01:24:10,279 --> 01:24:14,048
and that you like to have
a good time when you're out.
1774
01:24:14,250 --> 01:24:17,184
I thought that'd be
a cool guy to work for.
1775
01:24:17,186 --> 01:24:18,852
That's a good mayor.
1776
01:24:18,854 --> 01:24:21,889
But, if you're drunk enough
you don't know you harassed
1777
01:24:21,891 --> 01:24:23,557
one of your own--
1778
01:24:23,559 --> 01:24:26,060
- If you're done, I have
another Kamal comin'.
1779
01:24:26,062 --> 01:24:27,728
No problem, buddy.
1780
01:24:29,231 --> 01:24:30,731
Get out!
1781
01:24:51,087 --> 01:24:52,586
- It's on here.
1782
01:24:52,588 --> 01:24:56,390
I can't tell you how I got it,
but it's... But it's there.
1783
01:24:56,392 --> 01:24:58,525
- We tapped the guy's phones.
1784
01:24:58,994 --> 01:25:00,160
- Rob's?
1785
01:25:00,162 --> 01:25:01,862
- The video guy.
1786
01:25:02,631 --> 01:25:03,931
- He in trouble?
1787
01:25:03,933 --> 01:25:05,532
- Yeah, we can't say.
1788
01:25:05,534 --> 01:25:07,301
- But, yeah.
1789
01:25:15,111 --> 01:25:16,743
- Is he gonna lose his job?
1790
01:25:16,745 --> 01:25:18,445
- He's the mayor.
1791
01:25:19,949 --> 01:25:22,316
- Is that a yes or no?
1792
01:25:29,024 --> 01:25:30,724
- Am I in trouble?
1793
01:25:31,427 --> 01:25:32,826
- No.
1794
01:25:32,828 --> 01:25:34,328
It wasn't illegal, what you did.
1795
01:25:34,330 --> 01:25:36,230
Stupid, but not illegal.
1796
01:25:37,199 --> 01:25:39,333
We're just trying to figure out
how to get your boss
1797
01:25:39,335 --> 01:25:42,102
her money back, is all. But...
1798
01:25:42,104 --> 01:25:44,138
Yeah. You're fine.
1799
01:25:44,140 --> 01:25:46,106
- But your judgment was just
1800
01:25:46,108 --> 01:25:47,508
way, way off.
1801
01:25:47,510 --> 01:25:51,245
I don't see how we can
continue with you from here.
1802
01:25:51,714 --> 01:25:53,413
- Wait, like...
1803
01:25:53,849 --> 01:25:55,549
Like, at all?
1804
01:25:58,254 --> 01:26:00,621
- I like you, Bram. Mostly.
1805
01:26:00,823 --> 01:26:03,757
But, you know, this was just--
1806
01:26:03,759 --> 01:26:05,659
- You're firing me?
1807
01:26:05,895 --> 01:26:07,828
- We're not renewing
your contract.
1808
01:26:08,898 --> 01:26:10,597
- But you--
1809
01:26:12,768 --> 01:26:14,801
You guys gave the go ahead.
1810
01:26:20,576 --> 01:26:23,677
- All you had to do was show up
and do what you were asked.
1811
01:26:23,679 --> 01:26:26,079
Show up, shut up, head down.
That's all a kid like you
1812
01:26:26,081 --> 01:26:28,148
has to know, has to do.
1813
01:26:28,150 --> 01:26:31,418
You think I'm sitting
on this side of the desk
1814
01:26:32,855 --> 01:26:34,354
because I showed up?
1815
01:26:34,356 --> 01:26:37,424
You think everybody who wanted
to work here knew somebody?
1816
01:26:38,060 --> 01:26:40,194
That's your chance.
1817
01:26:40,196 --> 01:26:43,263
So, no, you don't get another
until you earn it.
1818
01:26:43,532 --> 01:26:46,900
Maybe I should've thought
longer before trusting
1819
01:26:46,902 --> 01:26:50,671
someone so green, or maybe you
took too big a bite.
1820
01:26:50,673 --> 01:26:52,339
I don't know. But...
1821
01:26:53,542 --> 01:26:55,242
I think:
1822
01:26:55,244 --> 01:26:58,212
maybe you're just not
a very good journalist.
1823
01:27:12,995 --> 01:27:14,695
(busy office atmosphere)
1824
01:27:54,136 --> 01:27:56,303
- Bram? Come on back.
1825
01:27:58,874 --> 01:28:00,574
Hey.
1826
01:28:07,883 --> 01:28:10,050
- I banged your pussy.
1827
01:28:15,124 --> 01:28:17,724
- Are you sure
that's what he said?
1828
01:28:20,863 --> 01:28:23,897
- But you had been drinking
that night, correct?
1829
01:28:24,667 --> 01:28:25,832
- What?
1830
01:28:25,834 --> 01:28:27,267
- Ah, I was just, um...
1831
01:28:27,269 --> 01:28:29,970
I know that sometimes
if I have a drink or two,
1832
01:28:29,972 --> 01:28:32,205
I'll remember different.
I just...
1833
01:28:32,941 --> 01:28:36,543
Are you sure you're remembering
exactly what happened?
1834
01:28:38,213 --> 01:28:39,913
- Yes.
1835
01:28:40,582 --> 01:28:43,016
And even though I had a beer
before coming here,
1836
01:28:43,018 --> 01:28:46,753
I'll also remember that I said
"fuck you" to a police officer
1837
01:28:46,755 --> 01:28:48,755
when you ask me if that
actually happened, too.
1838
01:28:48,757 --> 01:28:49,690
- Look, I--
1839
01:28:49,692 --> 01:28:51,558
- Fuck you!
1840
01:28:56,198 --> 01:28:57,898
Any other questions?
1841
01:28:58,667 --> 01:29:02,669
- I see you were volunteering as
a football coach for a period.
1842
01:29:02,938 --> 01:29:06,373
But, well, were you doing
anything to keep yourself sharp?
1843
01:29:06,375 --> 01:29:08,175
I noticed there's
actually a large gap
1844
01:29:08,177 --> 01:29:10,477
between you're graduating
and now.
1845
01:29:10,479 --> 01:29:12,379
- Uh, I was working.
1846
01:29:13,816 --> 01:29:16,283
- I think I may have
the old version here.
1847
01:29:16,285 --> 01:29:18,885
- Uh, no. No, I was, uh...
1848
01:29:18,887 --> 01:29:20,387
(clears throat)
1849
01:29:21,190 --> 01:29:24,624
I was finding that I wasn't
getting called in for anything,
1850
01:29:24,626 --> 01:29:25,859
so...
1851
01:29:25,861 --> 01:29:29,463
So, I figured if I could
explain my last job in person
1852
01:29:29,465 --> 01:29:31,832
it wouldn't be such a red flag.
1853
01:29:34,303 --> 01:29:36,870
- Dare I ask where
you last worked?
1854
01:29:37,706 --> 01:29:39,973
- I worked in the
mayor's office.
1855
01:29:41,310 --> 01:29:42,876
- Of Toronto?
1856
01:29:44,046 --> 01:29:45,445
- Yes.
1857
01:29:45,881 --> 01:29:48,181
So, before you decide that
anyone who worked there
1858
01:29:48,183 --> 01:29:50,884
must have been a complete moron,
I can explain what I did there
1859
01:29:50,886 --> 01:29:53,420
and how I did it,
how I did my job.
1860
01:29:53,422 --> 01:29:54,955
Which, given the circumstances,
1861
01:29:54,957 --> 01:29:57,758
I think I did pretty
damn well, actually.
1862
01:29:58,694 --> 01:30:01,361
- And what was your
job title there?
1863
01:30:01,363 --> 01:30:03,063
- Officially or unofficially?
1864
01:30:05,134 --> 01:30:06,400
- Officially.
1865
01:30:06,402 --> 01:30:08,535
- Special Assistant
to the Mayor.
1866
01:30:10,806 --> 01:30:12,506
- And unofficially?
1867
01:30:14,276 --> 01:30:15,742
- Mayor.
1868
01:30:15,744 --> 01:30:17,110
- FEMALE REPORTER: We are
waiting outside the office--
1869
01:30:17,112 --> 01:30:18,512
Oh! Here's Mayor Ford.
1870
01:30:18,514 --> 01:30:20,947
- I want to call Mayor Britannia
in Hamilton and tell him
1871
01:30:20,949 --> 01:30:23,450
we're gonna have to spank
the little Tiger Cats.
1872
01:30:23,452 --> 01:30:26,119
Oh! And the last thing:
Ashley Pollack.
1873
01:30:26,121 --> 01:30:29,556
It says she says I wanted to eat
her pussy, Ashley Pollack.
1874
01:30:29,558 --> 01:30:32,659
I've never said that in my life
to her, I would never do that.
1875
01:30:32,661 --> 01:30:35,462
I'm happily married. I've got
more than enough to eat at home.
1876
01:30:35,464 --> 01:30:36,963
Thank you very much.
1877
01:30:36,965 --> 01:30:38,348
(crosstalk)
1878
01:30:38,349 --> 01:30:39,732
- MAN 3: You're on and you want
to say something, you know?
1879
01:30:39,735 --> 01:30:41,301
You, what do-
what do you say to her?
1880
01:30:41,303 --> 01:30:43,270
- Oh! And the last thing:
Ashley Pollack.
1881
01:30:43,272 --> 01:30:46,940
It says she says I wanted to
eat her pussy -- Ashley Pollack.
1882
01:30:46,942 --> 01:30:49,843
I've never said that in my life
to her. I would never do that.
1883
01:30:49,845 --> 01:30:53,180
I'm happily married. I've got
more than enough to eat at home.
1884
01:30:53,182 --> 01:30:55,515
(talk show studio
audience laughing)
1885
01:30:55,517 --> 01:30:58,051
- TALK SHOW HOST: That's what
you say right there!
1886
01:30:58,053 --> 01:30:59,653
Thank you, Rob!
1887
01:30:59,655 --> 01:31:01,988
Right there. Thank you, Rob.
1888
01:31:01,990 --> 01:31:03,857
(laughter)
1889
01:31:14,369 --> 01:31:17,370
- Okay, so, other than
sort of knowing Deb,
1890
01:31:17,372 --> 01:31:18,705
what should I know about you?
1891
01:31:18,707 --> 01:31:20,807
- Uh, well I went to
Western for undergrad and...
1892
01:31:20,809 --> 01:31:24,411
- No, no. I got all that.
I read the resume.
1893
01:31:24,413 --> 01:31:26,112
You're a writer.
1894
01:31:28,250 --> 01:31:29,950
Pitch me.
1895
01:31:33,255 --> 01:31:34,721
- Yeah. Um...
1896
01:31:34,723 --> 01:31:37,691
Well, I guess the news
is meant to be divisive now.
1897
01:31:37,693 --> 01:31:38,725
Like--
1898
01:31:38,727 --> 01:31:40,293
Anything. You're left,
or right,
1899
01:31:40,295 --> 01:31:41,995
old or young.
1900
01:31:42,931 --> 01:31:44,197
Yeah.
1901
01:31:44,199 --> 01:31:46,233
Yeah, you don't know how many
articles - news articles -
1902
01:31:46,235 --> 01:31:48,902
I have read about how people
my age are lazy and entitled
1903
01:31:48,904 --> 01:31:50,237
and...
1904
01:31:50,239 --> 01:31:51,571
everything that's wrong
with the world.
1905
01:31:51,573 --> 01:31:54,007
Uh, I am not lazy.
1906
01:31:54,009 --> 01:31:56,843
I don't think my friends
are lazy. Um...
1907
01:31:56,845 --> 01:31:59,379
I mean, I spent my
entire life in school
1908
01:31:59,381 --> 01:32:01,348
trying to be the best one in the
class because that's what they
1909
01:32:01,350 --> 01:32:04,117
told us to do and, so, I did.
1910
01:32:04,119 --> 01:32:07,420
I, uh, I did every program that
my parents signed me up for.
1911
01:32:07,422 --> 01:32:08,855
Um...
1912
01:32:08,857 --> 01:32:12,225
You know, hockey on Mondays
and guitar on Tuesdays,
1913
01:32:12,227 --> 01:32:13,627
karate on Wednesdays,
1914
01:32:13,629 --> 01:32:15,161
hockey on Thursday
mornings again.
1915
01:32:15,163 --> 01:32:17,931
Uh... A math tutor that night.
Playdate, playdate, playdate.
1916
01:32:17,933 --> 01:32:21,401
We were, um, bred
to be doing stuff.
1917
01:32:22,137 --> 01:32:24,604
Constantly, with-with
everyone else. And, so...
1918
01:32:24,606 --> 01:32:27,741
If I get bored easily,
yeah, I mean,
1919
01:32:27,743 --> 01:32:30,477
I-I had a busier social calendar
before the age of 11
1920
01:32:30,479 --> 01:32:32,746
than most heads-of-state do.
So...
1921
01:32:32,748 --> 01:32:35,815
So, no. I do not really.
I-I don't get the "lazy" thing.
1922
01:32:36,118 --> 01:32:38,718
You know, we-we-we've been
constantly stimulated
1923
01:32:38,720 --> 01:32:40,453
since the moment our mothers
realized that something
1924
01:32:40,455 --> 01:32:41,821
was growing in them.
1925
01:32:41,823 --> 01:32:43,557
Before they even bought
the pee sticks,
1926
01:32:43,559 --> 01:32:45,091
they went to the CD store
1927
01:32:45,093 --> 01:32:47,861
so they could blast classical
music into their wombs, so...
1928
01:32:47,863 --> 01:32:49,696
You know, you'll have to
forgive me if, once in a while,
1929
01:32:49,698 --> 01:32:52,098
I don't know what to do with
myself, so I play on my phone.
1930
01:32:52,100 --> 01:32:53,366
Um...
1931
01:32:53,368 --> 01:32:55,068
And...
1932
01:32:55,470 --> 01:32:57,137
Uh, entitled?
1933
01:32:57,139 --> 01:32:59,372
Uh, you get annoyed because
1934
01:32:59,374 --> 01:33:01,575
we got participation ribbons
for everything, you know,
1935
01:33:01,577 --> 01:33:03,476
even if we didn't win. But...
1936
01:33:03,478 --> 01:33:05,178
But isn't that
1937
01:33:05,547 --> 01:33:07,514
pretty great, though? I mean...
1938
01:33:07,516 --> 01:33:09,516
You know, am I entitled? Yes.
1939
01:33:09,518 --> 01:33:11,885
Yeah, I am. You know,
I want things.
1940
01:33:11,887 --> 01:33:14,254
I think that I deserve things.
But I, you know I know that
1941
01:33:14,256 --> 01:33:17,357
I have to work hard for the
stuff that I want. I'm not...
1942
01:33:17,359 --> 01:33:19,492
I'm not an idiot. Um...
1943
01:33:19,494 --> 01:33:22,429
I'll never be able
to afford a house, but...
1944
01:33:22,431 --> 01:33:23,830
But I want one.
1945
01:33:23,831 --> 01:33:25,230
You know, I don't-- I'm not sure
that I can get married
1946
01:33:25,233 --> 01:33:28,401
any time soon, but I-I-I
would like to, I guess.
1947
01:33:28,403 --> 01:33:29,869
Um,
1948
01:33:29,871 --> 01:33:32,339
you know, I'd just be happy
to buy a car at this point.
1949
01:33:32,341 --> 01:33:33,607
And, I mean,
1950
01:33:33,609 --> 01:33:35,008
there's-there's the
constant pressure
1951
01:33:35,010 --> 01:33:37,043
to just do all that stuff
already from-from the
1952
01:33:37,045 --> 01:33:40,113
people that bought houses
and-and got married and stuff
1953
01:33:40,115 --> 01:33:41,615
when they were 22.
1954
01:33:41,617 --> 01:33:45,051
And, then, elected people
that are gonna screw us
1955
01:33:45,053 --> 01:33:47,087
for the next 50 years.
1956
01:33:47,088 --> 01:33:49,122
I mean if we haven't
destroyed the earth by then.
1957
01:33:49,124 --> 01:33:52,058
Yes, I-I think that, uh,
participation ribbons
1958
01:33:52,060 --> 01:33:54,127
are-are really great.
1959
01:33:54,129 --> 01:33:57,998
Actually, I-I, you know, I don't
have to be the best! I wanna be.
1960
01:33:58,000 --> 01:33:59,833
I do! I wanna be the best,
but I...
1961
01:33:59,835 --> 01:34:01,968
But if I'm not, I don't--
1962
01:34:02,671 --> 01:34:05,438
I think I should still
be able to participate.
1963
01:34:05,440 --> 01:34:06,840
You know? I-I...
1964
01:34:06,842 --> 01:34:09,476
To-to-to do something
that I love, or...
1965
01:34:09,978 --> 01:34:12,445
be a part of something,
or, at least
1966
01:34:12,447 --> 01:34:14,347
just get paid for it, you know?
1967
01:34:14,349 --> 01:34:16,149
I-I want to participate,
so, yes!
1968
01:34:16,151 --> 01:34:19,419
I would, yes, I would like
my fucking participation ribbon.
1969
01:34:21,923 --> 01:34:25,191
I'm sorry that I...
That I swore just now.
1970
01:34:27,429 --> 01:34:29,129
- WOMAN 4: Bram?
1971
01:34:29,131 --> 01:34:30,830
Sorry for the wait.
1972
01:34:44,312 --> 01:34:45,378
- Let me show you around.
1973
01:34:48,450 --> 01:34:49,516
- Yeah.
1974
01:34:57,192 --> 01:34:58,892
(closing credit score)
1975
01:38:20,829 --> 01:38:22,896
(closing credit score
fades out)
1976
01:38:22,898 --> 01:38:24,597
(record skipping)
1977
01:38:26,534 --> 01:38:27,600
(record player off)
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