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Councillor Fletcher,
questions to staff.
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This is
actually about
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the name...
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Well, the report's called
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"To Facilitate CouncilLor
Office Operations"
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I think the word "office",
and you might disagree,
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should be clarified.
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Perhaps it's a poor
choice of a word.
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- But I'm not sure
that I would agree.
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But what does
"office" mean to you?
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- Councillor, I'm not sure
how I'm supposed to answer
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that question.
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Well, there's
been criticisms in the past
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of how councillors have spent
their money. It's been said:
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"Well, that isn't something
you need to run your 'office'."
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The notion of this
being something
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to run an 'office'...
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versus something
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that is a general expense,
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hasn't been clearly defined.
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Would you agree with that?
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Wait, is that
your actual question?
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What a line item
should be called?
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The question's what
the report is called.
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And it's so she
can make a point.
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- So, can we just
get to the point?
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You guys
are on the same side.
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He's voting the same
as she is, isn't he?
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- Yeah, but Joe's not
gonna want to sit here
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for an extra hour discussing
what a line item
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should be called.
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I'm not on the same side
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and it's not a line item,
it's a report.
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- Um, yes, we are,
and yes it is.
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- Lauren? Are Fletcher
and Mihevc both backing?
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- What?
- Zach's voting same as me.
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- Is that a question?
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- It shouldn't be.
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- I'm sorry, I'm
not following here.
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- Are Mihevc and Fletcher voting
with Catracchia. Guys, come on.
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I mean, I hope so?
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- Is that a question?
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- Sorry. What's the...
what's the, um, issue here?
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- Claire isn't sure
if we're voting the same.
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- No, Zachary, I'm sure.
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- No, I mean, what issue
are we discussing?
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Is it, um, heritage designation?
Where are we?
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- Someone make a beer run?
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- It's past nine.
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- Why are we arguing
about office expenses...
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- Office expenses! Yes, um, we
are voting the same. Same vote.
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We should all
make a motion to allow
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convenience stores
to sell booze.
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Isn't that what
the people want?
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- Maybe your people.
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- Your people? Is that a racist
thing or an elitist thing?
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- Uh, it's provincial.
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- Oh, so the opposite
of elitist?
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- Uh, booze laws
are provincial,
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as in the province handles it.
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No one uses the other
"provincial" anymore,
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unless you're an elitist,
which apparently you are.
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Better not let
your boss find out
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he's got an east coast-valued
elitist in his ranks
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who's using words
like "provincial"
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when words like "hick"
exist in 2012.
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- So you're just
skipping over me.
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- Is there anything in there
you want to run by us, Zach?
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- Well, you guys'll
just nay-say it, so...
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- Then I wouldn't run it by us.
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- We're saying each
councillor should be given
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an increase of $1,000 to
their office budget each month.
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- We have 45 offices.
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- By office, are we saying the
actual physical structure...
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- That's 45 grand a month.
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...or "office" like how we
refer to the White House?
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- 540-thousand a year.
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- Wait, why are we talking
about the White House?
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- How many physical
offices do you count, Zach?
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- I just think we need to
clarify if the change applies to
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the office or the "office".
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- Are you serious right now?
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- You guys are all
on the same side.
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- Who cares what the
report is called?
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- If it sounds like it's just
for a physical office space
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and we use it for
office travel expenses,
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we're going to get
mini-crucified.
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- Oh...
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Okay, I get it now.
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Yes, no, we do need
to clarify that, guys.
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- Look, Claire,
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Fletcher and Joe
are going to argue about
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what the report is called
to try to justify
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using $500,000 which we
already cut from the budget
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and people are
happy about it.
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And people are actually
happy with the government!
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You'll say, that this is
better for the people somehow
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but all the people...
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that's you and me,
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I'm not speaking
councillor-speak here, guys,
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I just care about
paying less taxes.
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I can't pay my phone bill.
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I don't want to pay more taxes
for office expenses
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and you guys are going
to try to rename a report
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so that you can use
money which we don't have
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to use for your office?
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- But...
- Yes, Zach.
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Conceptual "office" like
The White House or 10 Downing
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or whatever the fuck
our equivalent is.
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- You know, my long
distance is insane
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and I bet the White House
uses their office expenses
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to pay for their
assistants' phone bill.
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- The White House calls
Russia once a week.
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- Yeah, I'm pretty sure
that Obama and Putin
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are not having a weekly
catch-up sesh.
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- The furthest you
should be calling
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for your municipal councillor is
seven blocks from your office.
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- Physical, Zach.
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- Can we please just figure out
how to bring this city together
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and allow convenience
stores to sell alcohol
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whenever people want so that
we don't have to spend
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10 bucks on a beer whenever
the government liquor stores
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are closed?
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Cheers! Cheers!
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- Thank you.
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Sorry, hi, I have an
interview. Can I just...
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There's a line, buddy.
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- Yeah, no, no,
I know. I just...
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- Wanted to butt the line?
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- I don't know if
butting the line
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is a thing past
elementary school.
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- It's not.
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Hey, man.
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Thought the only lines
you did are the fun ones.
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Trigger warning: lines.
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Trigger warning: douchebags.
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- Oh, trigger warning:
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girl who petitioned
for trigger warnings.
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- Triggers are
the new spoilers.
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- Spoiler alert:
your bro's a prick.
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- Okay, if you didn't know
that literally anything
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by Sylvia Plath
was about suicide,
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you shouldn't have been
in fourth year literature.
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Multiple spoiler alert.
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- Next?
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- Can you let
these two go ahead
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so I don't need to stand
in front of them any more?
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- Yeah, thank you.
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Name?
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- Bram Shriver.
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- Let me see here...
When did you register?
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- For what?
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- Convocation.
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- Uh, when I registered
to study here for four years
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and then graduate?
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- You have to
register to graduate.
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- Okay, so when you register
every year as a student
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they don't, uh, the school
doesn't realize
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that you would like to
graduate when you finish?
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- You have to declare
your intention to graduate
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at convocation.
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- Does anyone go here with
the intention of not graduating?
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- You're still a graduate.
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You just aren't
going to graduate,
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if that makes sense.
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- It doesn't. Um, who do
I have to declare it to?
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- You go online
and declare.
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- That seems antiquated.
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- They've been doing it
since forever.
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- Oh, really, so the
five graduates of 1886
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went online to register
for convocation?
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- If you didn't know you had to
register for graduation,
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then you shouldn't
be graduating.
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You just won't get
your diploma at the ceremony
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because you won't be there.
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- Okay, well, it's not
a diploma, actually,
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it's a degree because we're
not graduating from high school.
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God, how should I break this
to my parents?
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- Well, they're
already disappointed
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you're not gonna be
a doctor or a lawyer,
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so the fact that you're not
graduating, like officially,
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as a journalist
probably won't matter.
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- I already bought them
graduation tickets.
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My mother has been
prepping by researching
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Jewish journalists.
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- You have to buy tickets?
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- Jason Bradley.
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Bram?
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Come on back.
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- Hey.
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- Come on in.
- Thanks.
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- Take a seat.
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Uh, so, you know
my sister-in-law?
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- Oh, well, I mean,
my mom's friends with Deb,
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so I don't, ah,
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know her, but...
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Yeah.
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- Okay. So other than
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sort-of-knowing Deb,
what should I know about you.
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- Uh, well, I went to
Western for undergrad and...
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- No, no. I got all that.
I read the resumé.
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You're a writer.
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Pitch me.
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- Yeah, um...
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Hello?
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What's for dinner?
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- So...?
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Aah!
- Hmm.
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- Awww.
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Good hug or bad hug?
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- Aww, are there bad hugs?
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Yes.
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- Here, here, come here,
let me see.
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- I already signed it.
- Ah. I'm just reading it.
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Ah-ha.
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- Yeah, I read it.
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- You read they're not
paying your taxes?
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- Mm-hm.
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- No benefits either, Jill?
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- Okay, well, the only
benefit I considered
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when someone said "we'll
pay you money to work for us"
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is that in a couple of months
I can move out.
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- Do you know how much
a house is?
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- You know what, at this point,
I would've taken it
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if they offered me a Metropass.
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- They're not paying
for your Metropass?
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- I'm not buying a
house anytime soon.
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- Yeah, well, maybe slow down
on the four-dollar coffees.
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- Who's here?
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- How many days would I
have to give up coffee for
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in order to get into
the market?
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- Hi!
- It's a down payment.
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- This is a surprise!
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- What was the downpayment
here 25 years ago?
235
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- Well, things were different.
You still have to save.
236
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- Bram got a job.
237
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- Like, a real one?
238
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- Yes, um, and I am
marrying a doctor
239
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and I'm going for lunch every
day before my afternoon nap.
240
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- Mmm, Mom set me
up with my job, too.
241
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- And if I give up my $4-a-day
coffee habit, then I can
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save up to buy a million dollar
tear-down in 684 years.
243
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- Wow, I'm sure
Wolf Blitzer has a house.
244
00:10:55,889 --> 00:10:57,367
- Yeah, that he bought
in the roaring 20s.
245
00:10:57,391 --> 00:10:59,068
- And Bernstein?
He's a journalist
246
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and he bought a house.
247
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- We are pregnant.
248
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- Oh, my God.
- What? Ahh!
249
00:11:04,665 --> 00:11:05,708
- Oh, Mazel Tov.
250
00:11:05,732 --> 00:11:07,243
Such nachas...
251
00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:10,947
- Oh, I can't believe that my
baby's going to raise her baby!
252
00:11:10,971 --> 00:11:13,282
- I know. I can't believe it.
253
00:11:13,306 --> 00:11:15,385
I knew it, I knew it.
254
00:11:15,409 --> 00:11:16,686
- Nothing?
255
00:11:16,710 --> 00:11:18,488
- That's great. Mazel Tov!
256
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- Thank you, Uncle Bram.
257
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Thanks.
258
00:11:23,383 --> 00:11:24,694
- I feel fat.
259
00:11:24,718 --> 00:11:26,496
- I know, I felt
it when I hugged ya'.
260
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Stop the gravy train.
261
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- You got it, Gidda.
262
00:12:08,261 --> 00:12:09,994
- Oh, uh...
263
00:12:15,535 --> 00:12:17,235
- Hi, Gidda!
264
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Tell her I say hi.
265
00:12:19,439 --> 00:12:21,506
- Hi, Hi. I understand. Hi.
266
00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:23,119
- Hi.
267
00:12:23,143 --> 00:12:25,210
- Ah, Gidda, Claire's
going to take you home.
268
00:12:27,681 --> 00:12:29,292
- The new girl's
waiting for you.
269
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- Right. Thanks.
270
00:12:39,226 --> 00:12:41,170
- He's already there. He
was supposed to get there later
271
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but he left early.
He does that sometimes.
272
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Okay.
273
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- Everyone's gonna be
taking pictures with him
274
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and posting them and saying
what they're gonna say
275
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but we have to make sure
it's organized around him.
276
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- Sure.
- He's easy.
277
00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:52,749
Everybody's got their own thing
with him but he's a good guy.
278
00:12:52,773 --> 00:12:54,550
- "Wieners come in all
shapes and sizes."
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You should lead with that.
280
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You the list guy?
281
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These go best
with what you got.
282
00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:02,291
- The list man.
- She treating you okay?
283
00:13:02,315 --> 00:13:03,226
Yeah.
284
00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:05,950
- Make sure you say it,
best service.
285
00:13:07,154 --> 00:13:09,020
- Thanks, yeah.
286
00:13:09,589 --> 00:13:11,134
- I wanna write lists.
287
00:13:11,158 --> 00:13:13,803
- How about you go to the next
place and I'll go to the party?
288
00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:16,072
- Okay, here: "Hot dog race:
wiener takes all".
289
00:13:16,096 --> 00:13:17,306
I thought
Jill told my mom
290
00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:18,674
that you started doing
city hall this week.
291
00:13:18,698 --> 00:13:20,143
- Classic Jill.
She also told my mom
292
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that Sammi's kid started walking
before any of his friends.
293
00:13:22,235 --> 00:13:23,880
- Well, now, according
to my mother, um,
294
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he tap-danced
out of the womb.
295
00:13:25,505 --> 00:13:26,916
She is the best publicist.
296
00:13:26,940 --> 00:13:28,251
No, I don't do city hall.
297
00:13:28,275 --> 00:13:29,952
- He's paid to be the
mayor's biggest fanboy.
298
00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:31,320
- A couple of months ago
299
00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:33,055
he decided he didn't want to
talk to press anymore.
300
00:13:33,079 --> 00:13:35,925
- So the press he likes
must really like him now.
301
00:13:35,949 --> 00:13:37,660
- This is what we
gotta work around.
302
00:13:37,684 --> 00:13:38,895
How do we have them
not asking questions
303
00:13:38,919 --> 00:13:40,096
without flat-out saying...
304
00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:42,031
- Doesn't he just flat-out
say most things?
305
00:13:42,055 --> 00:13:43,666
- Saying you can't ask
the mayor questions.
306
00:13:43,690 --> 00:13:45,768
- So there's this assault on the
papers that he doesn't like,
307
00:13:45,792 --> 00:13:46,702
ours included...
308
00:13:46,726 --> 00:13:48,070
- Saying you guys
are bad at your job?
309
00:13:48,094 --> 00:13:49,372
- He doesn't know
he's messing with
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a Frum Medal-winning graduate.
311
00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:52,074
- The news isn't accurate
unless he likes it.
312
00:13:52,098 --> 00:13:54,210
And the news that he does like
isn't always accurate.
313
00:13:54,234 --> 00:13:56,279
And then they
came up with this-
314
00:13:56,303 --> 00:13:57,613
this really ridiculous...
315
00:13:57,637 --> 00:13:59,415
- Genius idea.
316
00:13:59,439 --> 00:14:01,606
Don't give them Rob's
schedule every morning.
317
00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:04,086
- They have to chase you.
318
00:14:04,110 --> 00:14:05,688
- The papers are always behind
319
00:14:05,712 --> 00:14:07,156
because we don't know
what to cover each day.
320
00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:09,125
Well, except for the ones
that write the puff pieces,
321
00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:10,159
they know what's happening.
322
00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:11,494
- This is on your work, right?
323
00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:13,029
- Yeah, work perks, my friend.
324
00:14:13,053 --> 00:14:14,797
- So, the Frum Medal-winning,
top-of-his-class
325
00:14:14,821 --> 00:14:16,465
journalism major that
you are currently splitting
326
00:14:16,489 --> 00:14:19,402
a knackwurst with was just
promoted from list-writer.
327
00:14:19,426 --> 00:14:21,437
- 14 bucks for a hot dog?
We should get jobs here.
328
00:14:21,461 --> 00:14:22,371
- So, what are you now?
329
00:14:22,395 --> 00:14:23,439
- Oh, I'm I'm still list writer.
330
00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:25,107
But I'm also the guy
that reverse-engineers
331
00:14:25,131 --> 00:14:27,410
Rob Ford's schedule by
checking his Instagram,
332
00:14:27,434 --> 00:14:29,245
Facebook and Twitter accounts
for his daily whereabouts
333
00:14:29,269 --> 00:14:31,447
and I deliver those reports
to my boss every morning
334
00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:33,616
so that he can give those
stories to everyone but me
335
00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:35,151
as I go off to rate
some hot dogs.
336
00:14:35,175 --> 00:14:37,753
- Okay, but what happens
when some frat bro
337
00:14:37,777 --> 00:14:40,456
posts a picture of
him taking a funnel?
338
00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:42,091
- We bury it. Rob does.
339
00:14:42,115 --> 00:14:44,160
You blacklist a paper and
that becomes their story.
340
00:14:44,184 --> 00:14:46,028
"Assault on us!
Free speech!"
341
00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:48,731
But their free speech becomes
speechifying about their own
342
00:14:48,755 --> 00:14:50,766
personal losses,
not the people's.
343
00:14:50,790 --> 00:14:52,301
So the people don't care.
344
00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:53,903
- I'm basically playing
"Where's Waldo"
345
00:14:53,927 --> 00:14:55,304
with a very large Waldo
346
00:14:55,328 --> 00:14:58,140
until I see something that
I can force my way into.
347
00:14:58,164 --> 00:15:00,109
- Okay, we better
get our buns moving.
348
00:15:00,133 --> 00:15:02,044
- But you also
still do the lists?
349
00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:03,512
- Did you enjoy
your free meal?
350
00:15:03,536 --> 00:15:05,815
- The people must know the
ten best sausages in the city.
351
00:15:05,839 --> 00:15:07,283
Give this place top prize.
352
00:15:07,307 --> 00:15:08,784
- Yeah, bonus points
for their ad spend.
353
00:15:08,808 --> 00:15:10,319
- Whatever happened
to church and state?
354
00:15:10,343 --> 00:15:11,821
- Total clicks.
355
00:15:11,845 --> 00:15:13,022
- You can't come?
356
00:15:13,046 --> 00:15:14,323
- Hot dog tour awaits.
357
00:15:14,347 --> 00:15:15,258
- Ketchup later.
358
00:15:15,282 --> 00:15:17,282
- Yeah, I relish
the opportunity.
359
00:15:23,790 --> 00:15:25,490
Thank you.
360
00:15:29,996 --> 00:15:32,208
- When are you
supposed to stop him?
361
00:15:32,232 --> 00:15:33,075
- I'm not.
362
00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:34,443
- You're not going to
stop him?
363
00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:35,678
- I'm not supposed to.
364
00:15:35,702 --> 00:15:37,179
- Isn't that your job?
365
00:15:37,203 --> 00:15:38,714
- Not in my job description.
366
00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:39,749
- Actually, it's
part of yours.
367
00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:40,683
- My what?
368
00:15:40,707 --> 00:15:41,817
- Job description.
369
00:15:41,841 --> 00:15:42,785
- To cut him off?
370
00:15:42,809 --> 00:15:43,986
- To make sure no one knows
371
00:15:44,010 --> 00:15:45,888
people thought he
needed to be cut off.
372
00:15:45,912 --> 00:15:47,189
- We should've had
people sign an NDA
373
00:15:47,213 --> 00:15:48,591
when they bought tickets.
374
00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:51,560
- Or confiscated their phones.
Don't look at Instagram.
375
00:15:51,584 --> 00:15:52,929
- Can you imagine the uproar?
376
00:15:52,953 --> 00:15:54,897
- I don't think anybody
cares about signing an NDA.
377
00:15:54,921 --> 00:15:56,432
- No, no, I mean if we'd
taken their phones.
378
00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:58,734
- So what do you do if he does
something embarrassing?
379
00:15:58,758 --> 00:15:59,969
- Do you wanna
take this one?
380
00:15:59,993 --> 00:16:02,994
- Nah. Let her see
the master at work.
381
00:16:04,331 --> 00:16:05,830
- Ask me again.
382
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:09,734
- What do you do if he does
something embarrassing?
383
00:16:10,070 --> 00:16:13,816
- The media is always
out to embarrass our mayor.
384
00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:16,218
Note the use of "our"
instead of "the" mayor
385
00:16:16,242 --> 00:16:18,454
even while he's
fighting... key word
386
00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:19,855
he's up against the enemy,
387
00:16:19,879 --> 00:16:21,490
sword and shield,
taking down the dragons.
388
00:16:21,514 --> 00:16:24,260
To help the working taxpayers
of this great city,
389
00:16:24,284 --> 00:16:27,830
see their money working for them
instead of lining the pockets
390
00:16:27,854 --> 00:16:29,432
of special interest cronies.
391
00:16:29,456 --> 00:16:31,968
That tells them that there's
this cabal of rich dudes
392
00:16:31,992 --> 00:16:33,869
pulling the strings
for the other guys.
393
00:16:33,893 --> 00:16:36,172
Now, do you know what's
truly embarrassing?
394
00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:38,040
No, Anderson,
don't cut me off.
395
00:16:38,064 --> 00:16:39,875
I'm not finished.
Here's where we put the person
396
00:16:39,899 --> 00:16:42,011
asking the question on defense.
397
00:16:42,035 --> 00:16:45,348
That you're focusing
on whether our mayor...
398
00:16:45,372 --> 00:16:46,449
check...
399
00:16:46,473 --> 00:16:48,184
grabbed a beer with
his friends last night...
400
00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:49,452
the everyman, check...
401
00:16:49,476 --> 00:16:52,021
while the mayor's opponents...
the dragons...
402
00:16:52,045 --> 00:16:54,991
are, at this very moment
proposing spending increases
403
00:16:55,015 --> 00:16:57,693
in support of themselves
and their donors...
404
00:16:57,717 --> 00:16:59,962
secret cabal, check-check...
405
00:16:59,986 --> 00:17:03,232
at the expense
of the taxpayer.
406
00:17:04,991 --> 00:17:06,969
- They don't call us
special assistants for nothing.
407
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:25,755
Whatever it is, push to
write about it. Be aggressive.
408
00:17:25,779 --> 00:17:26,822
- I know.
409
00:17:26,846 --> 00:17:28,257
- You won the Frum Medal!
410
00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:29,525
Tell them.
411
00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:31,249
- They know. Bye.
412
00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:40,970
- Dave, hey. I was just
coming to find you.
413
00:17:40,994 --> 00:17:42,038
- Well, you found me.
What's up?
414
00:17:42,062 --> 00:17:43,706
- Oh, I wanted to talk
to you about this story.
415
00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:44,874
- Talk.
416
00:17:44,898 --> 00:17:46,342
- It's this story
I want to show you.
417
00:17:46,366 --> 00:17:48,711
- So show me. Talk or
show, Bram. Talk or show.
418
00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:49,879
- Okay.
419
00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:51,080
- Hey, you hear about
the CJPAC party?
420
00:17:51,104 --> 00:17:52,448
- Yeah, I spoke to Nelson.
They're denying.
421
00:17:52,472 --> 00:17:54,483
I'll speak with her and
anyone else who was there
422
00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:56,485
who's gonna talk
but it was open bar.
423
00:17:56,509 --> 00:17:57,486
- Speak with who?
424
00:17:57,510 --> 00:17:59,188
- So what, what does that mean?
Who cares.
425
00:17:59,212 --> 00:18:02,525
- It's a bunch of dumb kids,
politicians and unlimited booze,
426
00:18:02,549 --> 00:18:04,160
we're not going to get
anything reliable.
427
00:18:04,184 --> 00:18:05,494
Not on record, anyway.
428
00:18:05,518 --> 00:18:06,996
- Try.
429
00:18:07,020 --> 00:18:08,030
- Wait, what is that story?
430
00:18:08,054 --> 00:18:09,532
- Susan's on it.
What did you wanna show me?
431
00:18:09,556 --> 00:18:11,367
- I could do it with her.
What's, what's it?
432
00:18:11,391 --> 00:18:12,784
- Ooh!
433
00:18:12,808 --> 00:18:14,203
As much as she'd love that,
we have you on something else.
434
00:18:14,227 --> 00:18:18,129
Uhh, where is it?
Best brunch spots in the city.
435
00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:20,865
- Yeah. Um, I mean...
436
00:18:21,868 --> 00:18:23,512
Dave, just, the thing is, just
437
00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:24,947
I've been working for
more than a year now...
438
00:18:24,971 --> 00:18:26,315
- I know.
439
00:18:26,339 --> 00:18:28,417
- You know? And I just was,
I was wondering if...
440
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:30,286
I'm still doing the same thing.
Which is, that's...
441
00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:32,288
I don't mind doing that...
I like that stuff,
442
00:18:32,312 --> 00:18:34,924
I just, I think
that I could be...
443
00:18:34,948 --> 00:18:37,748
really useful with
this sort of thing, too.
444
00:18:38,251 --> 00:18:40,785
- You're a reporter.
You report on things.
445
00:18:41,020 --> 00:18:42,264
- Lists.
446
00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:44,066
- You know you don't get
to be editor on day two
447
00:18:44,090 --> 00:18:45,568
just 'cuz you showed up
on day one.
448
00:18:45,592 --> 00:18:47,036
- I-I know.
449
00:18:47,060 --> 00:18:48,104
- Do you?
450
00:18:48,128 --> 00:18:49,972
People read lists.
They read them.
451
00:18:49,996 --> 00:18:52,007
You remember when the Huffington
Post used to have real news?
452
00:18:52,031 --> 00:18:53,976
- BuzzFeed does real news now
so can I just, can I just...
453
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,744
- No one who actually
cares about the news
454
00:18:55,768 --> 00:18:57,313
looks for it on the
sidebar of
455
00:18:57,337 --> 00:19:00,416
"The 15 Paperweights That'll
Restore Your Faith in Beyonce."
456
00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:03,975
- Well, I'll-I'll still
do the brunch thing, I just...
457
00:19:04,144 --> 00:19:05,843
That's...
458
00:19:06,946 --> 00:19:08,791
I mean, I won the Frum Medal.
459
00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:10,448
- Oh, Jesus Christ.
460
00:19:13,253 --> 00:19:15,264
Go do some streeters!
461
00:19:15,288 --> 00:19:17,188
About the CJPAC thing.
462
00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:22,805
- So, last night,
Rob Ford was at an event
463
00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:25,574
where he was accused of groping
a former mayoral candidate.
464
00:19:25,598 --> 00:19:27,376
How do you feel like this
reflects on the city?
465
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:29,044
He likes
to have a good time.
466
00:19:29,068 --> 00:19:30,446
I like to have a good time.
467
00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:32,047
Well. It's gross.
468
00:19:32,071 --> 00:19:33,449
You guys,
469
00:19:33,473 --> 00:19:35,284
it's just non-stop
with this guy.
470
00:19:35,308 --> 00:19:36,718
Just let him do his job.
471
00:19:36,742 --> 00:19:38,154
- Excuse me, sir, can I ask you
just a quick question about...
472
00:19:38,178 --> 00:19:39,855
Don't give a fuck.
473
00:19:39,879 --> 00:19:41,339
- Thank you.
474
00:19:41,363 --> 00:19:42,825
Can I ask you a quick question
about the Mayor real quick?
475
00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:43,859
High school.
476
00:19:43,883 --> 00:19:45,261
- That's right.
- Bram.
477
00:19:45,285 --> 00:19:47,263
- How are you, man?
- Good.
478
00:19:47,287 --> 00:19:48,397
Is this what
you're doing now?
479
00:19:48,421 --> 00:19:49,832
- Like, really, who cares?
480
00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:51,367
- I mean, groping or not,
481
00:19:51,391 --> 00:19:53,569
it's believeable and it's gross
and that's what's wrong with it.
482
00:19:53,593 --> 00:19:56,672
- Do you get paid for this
or is it, like, volunteer?
483
00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:57,873
- Who cares?
484
00:19:57,897 --> 00:20:00,142
- I don't remember the
question but I have to go.
485
00:20:00,166 --> 00:20:01,410
- Word. Okay.
- See you later.
486
00:20:01,434 --> 00:20:03,868
- Say "Hi" to your mom.
- Yep.
487
00:20:08,241 --> 00:20:11,086
- Excuse... Excuse me, sir?
Could you just... Could you...
488
00:20:11,110 --> 00:20:13,911
Do you want to answer
a quick question?
489
00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:19,094
Okay.
490
00:20:27,994 --> 00:20:29,505
- Seeing as how
a mere three days later,
491
00:20:29,529 --> 00:20:32,208
there's not a front page
mention of Gropegate...
492
00:20:32,232 --> 00:20:33,475
- I don't think it's
considered a "-gate"
493
00:20:33,499 --> 00:20:34,877
if it's not even mentioned
three days later.
494
00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:36,011
- Claire?
495
00:20:36,035 --> 00:20:37,279
- Yeah. I don't think
it's a "-gate."
496
00:20:37,303 --> 00:20:38,948
- Overruled!
- Man, let's get this going!
497
00:20:38,972 --> 00:20:40,583
Tonight is a special night
498
00:20:40,607 --> 00:20:43,018
because for the first time in
her young career as an aborted
499
00:20:43,042 --> 00:20:44,987
lawyer-cum-communications
manager
500
00:20:45,011 --> 00:20:47,990
I pass tonight's
City Hall of Fame to...
501
00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:50,893
Ashley!
502
00:20:52,118 --> 00:20:53,462
- For answering that phone
like no other.
503
00:20:53,486 --> 00:20:55,864
- Uh, how many calls redirected
over a two-day period?
504
00:20:55,888 --> 00:20:58,801
- 250-fucking-four.
505
00:20:58,825 --> 00:21:00,202
- Ashley!
506
00:21:02,328 --> 00:21:05,363
Four years of undergrad in...
psychology?
507
00:21:05,798 --> 00:21:07,042
- Classics.
- Ah.
508
00:21:07,066 --> 00:21:09,545
Very practical. Four years
in whatever-the-fuck that is.
509
00:21:09,569 --> 00:21:11,347
Another three floating
smack in the middle
510
00:21:11,371 --> 00:21:12,715
of your law-school class,
511
00:21:12,739 --> 00:21:14,383
seeing your entire Facebook
doing better than you
512
00:21:14,407 --> 00:21:16,218
at everything and you too
513
00:21:16,242 --> 00:21:18,554
can have a job that most
forward-thinking companies
514
00:21:18,578 --> 00:21:20,956
have replaced with a machine!
515
00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:22,791
Ashley Pollock, everybody!
516
00:21:22,815 --> 00:21:25,728
- Thank you. All right, yes!
517
00:21:25,752 --> 00:21:27,096
Thank you so much.
518
00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:30,199
Thank you, thank you,
thank you. Yes.
519
00:21:30,223 --> 00:21:31,300
- Congratulations.
520
00:21:31,324 --> 00:21:33,024
- Thank you.
521
00:21:33,526 --> 00:21:36,572
Wow, I wasn't expecting this.
522
00:21:36,596 --> 00:21:37,973
I am so humbled.
523
00:21:37,997 --> 00:21:40,809
Truth is, I can't take
all the credit on this one.
524
00:21:40,833 --> 00:21:44,046
Mostly, I have to thank
a shitload of debt.
525
00:21:44,070 --> 00:21:45,514
Linda, who calls twice a week
526
00:21:45,538 --> 00:21:47,783
and who's not only
my loan officer
527
00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:50,219
but who's also, basically,
my therapist
528
00:21:50,243 --> 00:21:51,820
and personal advisor.
529
00:21:51,844 --> 00:21:53,689
Oh, no the music!
530
00:21:53,713 --> 00:21:56,025
I have to thank
that piece of paper
531
00:21:56,049 --> 00:21:58,160
that's hanging
in my parent's den.
532
00:21:58,184 --> 00:22:00,095
- To Ashley!
533
00:22:15,601 --> 00:22:17,101
- Sharma.
534
00:22:24,577 --> 00:22:27,578
A year ago,
someone recorded a video,
535
00:22:29,649 --> 00:22:31,349
allegedly...
536
00:22:32,118 --> 00:22:33,395
- Of what?
537
00:22:33,419 --> 00:22:35,464
She started working there
a few months ago.
538
00:22:35,488 --> 00:22:36,899
- Why would she know anything?
539
00:22:36,923 --> 00:22:38,534
- Press calls her before
releasing anything.
540
00:22:38,558 --> 00:22:40,002
She's the gatekeeper.
541
00:22:40,026 --> 00:22:41,804
- So the guy selling
the video would call her?
542
00:22:41,828 --> 00:22:44,440
- No. He'd call Kamal but she
may know if the video guy
543
00:22:44,464 --> 00:22:45,941
contacted him first.
544
00:22:45,965 --> 00:22:47,376
- What does Kamal do?
545
00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:49,144
- Special Assistant
to the Mayor.
546
00:22:49,168 --> 00:22:50,312
- And he knows?
547
00:22:50,336 --> 00:22:52,036
- Everything.
548
00:22:55,174 --> 00:22:56,785
- Now, sorry, what's the
difference between
549
00:22:56,809 --> 00:22:59,355
special assistants
and assistants?
550
00:22:59,379 --> 00:23:00,689
- No, they're all special.
551
00:23:00,713 --> 00:23:02,224
- Your mom tell you that, too?
552
00:23:02,248 --> 00:23:04,126
Look, call the girl and tell her
553
00:23:04,150 --> 00:23:06,562
we won't release her name if
that's what she's worried about.
554
00:23:06,586 --> 00:23:08,097
- Oh, Judith Asche
from the paper?
555
00:23:08,121 --> 00:23:09,498
She wants us to come down there.
556
00:23:09,522 --> 00:23:11,600
- Oh yeah, I told her.
It's an internal issue for them.
557
00:23:11,624 --> 00:23:14,169
- It sounds like one of her
guys may have met with our guy.
558
00:23:14,193 --> 00:23:15,871
- Can we call our guy
"the video guy"
559
00:23:15,895 --> 00:23:18,507
so we can keep this all clear?
Who's their guy?
560
00:23:18,531 --> 00:23:19,742
- Which guy are
you talking about?
561
00:23:19,766 --> 00:23:21,877
- The paper's guy.
- Oh, the list guy.
562
00:23:21,901 --> 00:23:23,278
- Yeah. The list guy.
563
00:23:24,937 --> 00:23:26,637
- Fuck.
564
00:24:06,012 --> 00:24:09,324
So you tended to work
on what kind of assignments?
565
00:24:09,348 --> 00:24:11,115
- What nobody else wanted.
566
00:24:13,252 --> 00:24:14,763
Uh,
567
00:24:14,787 --> 00:24:17,666
top ten lists. Best burgers,
best fruit stands.
568
00:24:17,690 --> 00:24:19,835
- But you also knew
everywhere he was gonna be?
569
00:24:19,859 --> 00:24:23,005
- Everywhere he had been.
Or as he was there, maybe.
570
00:24:23,029 --> 00:24:24,940
But never before.
571
00:24:24,964 --> 00:24:27,242
- So how does this video come
your way if you're the guy
572
00:24:27,266 --> 00:24:29,066
making lists of good burgers?
573
00:24:30,470 --> 00:24:32,169
- Downsizing.
574
00:24:33,873 --> 00:24:35,439
Did you
get one of these?
575
00:24:39,045 --> 00:24:41,156
- No, I-I don't think...
576
00:24:41,180 --> 00:24:43,180
No.
577
00:24:59,599 --> 00:25:01,499
- Susan speaking...
578
00:25:01,868 --> 00:25:03,567
David. Hi.
579
00:25:07,006 --> 00:25:10,686
Listen, David. David.
David, I am not
580
00:25:10,710 --> 00:25:13,322
sitting through a meeting
to go through this.
581
00:25:13,346 --> 00:25:15,045
I'm just not.
582
00:25:16,015 --> 00:25:17,292
This is...
583
00:25:17,316 --> 00:25:18,794
Hm.
584
00:25:18,818 --> 00:25:20,262
Where's Judith?
585
00:25:20,286 --> 00:25:22,620
Because I want to
speak with her.
586
00:25:22,755 --> 00:25:26,023
Ah, no, she wouldn't,
would she? Heaven forbid.
587
00:25:29,061 --> 00:25:32,107
David, I am not coming in
there to put myself through this
588
00:25:32,131 --> 00:25:34,543
to walk out with
a fucking folder
589
00:25:34,567 --> 00:25:37,179
so everybody here
can see, okay?
590
00:25:37,203 --> 00:25:38,903
I'm not.
591
00:25:39,605 --> 00:25:42,784
All right, well, then,
just put whatever it is
592
00:25:42,808 --> 00:25:44,887
in your little folder
in the mail for me, David.
593
00:25:44,911 --> 00:25:47,723
Yes, in the mail,
and I will look it over
594
00:25:47,747 --> 00:25:50,014
with a drink in my hand.
595
00:25:52,018 --> 00:25:53,684
- So...
596
00:25:54,754 --> 00:25:57,021
the guy didn't have a choice?
597
00:25:57,390 --> 00:25:59,657
- Well, I didn't really care.
598
00:26:00,426 --> 00:26:02,337
I got the call.
599
00:26:17,810 --> 00:26:19,310
- Hello?
600
00:26:20,212 --> 00:26:22,279
Oh, no. Um...
601
00:26:23,449 --> 00:26:25,249
But I can help you.
602
00:26:27,820 --> 00:26:29,320
Bram.
603
00:26:32,124 --> 00:26:33,824
Yeah.
604
00:26:34,093 --> 00:26:35,793
No-no-no-yes, I can meet.
605
00:26:36,996 --> 00:26:38,574
- I just think if they
let this woman go,
606
00:26:38,598 --> 00:26:39,808
you should ask for
a raise. Something.
607
00:26:39,832 --> 00:26:41,043
- Okay, well, they fired her
608
00:26:41,067 --> 00:26:42,244
because they don't want
to pay her anymore.
609
00:26:42,268 --> 00:26:43,912
So I really don't think
they're just going to roll over
610
00:26:43,936 --> 00:26:45,013
whatever savings they've got
on to me.
611
00:26:45,037 --> 00:26:46,548
I don't, I don't want to
discuss it.
612
00:26:46,572 --> 00:26:48,283
- Okay. Okay. We don't
have to discuss it,
613
00:26:48,307 --> 00:26:49,418
but
614
00:26:49,442 --> 00:26:51,420
I just want to say that
615
00:26:51,444 --> 00:26:53,711
I think you're settling.
That's it.
616
00:26:55,247 --> 00:26:55,980
- Okay.
617
00:26:57,550 --> 00:26:58,282
- Okay.
618
00:27:00,886 --> 00:27:02,664
So, that's all you have
to say is okay?
619
00:27:02,688 --> 00:27:03,865
- I thought that we
weren't discussing it.
620
00:27:03,889 --> 00:27:05,567
- We not discussing it.
I'm just...
621
00:27:05,591 --> 00:27:08,270
- We're just gonna keep
the discussion going.
622
00:27:08,294 --> 00:27:09,671
- I'm not the kind of mother
623
00:27:09,695 --> 00:27:11,873
that pressured her son to go to
law school, Bram, okay?
624
00:27:11,897 --> 00:27:13,375
- No, no. You're the kind
that guilts me for
625
00:27:13,399 --> 00:27:14,509
not having thought of it myself.
626
00:27:14,533 --> 00:27:16,244
- And you're still
doing the lists.
627
00:27:16,268 --> 00:27:17,613
Pea soups?
628
00:27:17,637 --> 00:27:20,515
Okay. And the Greek.
629
00:27:20,539 --> 00:27:22,417
Tuna Reuben for the boy's
coming up.
630
00:27:22,441 --> 00:27:24,908
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
631
00:27:26,012 --> 00:27:27,289
I'm just...
632
00:27:28,614 --> 00:27:30,325
You write so well.
633
00:27:30,349 --> 00:27:32,027
You're so smart
634
00:27:32,051 --> 00:27:35,697
and now you're just writing
the-the 20 best things to...
635
00:27:35,721 --> 00:27:39,401
I don't know! The places to make
a candle... whatever! Oh.
636
00:27:39,425 --> 00:27:41,169
- Well, hm, I got
a story, anyways.
637
00:27:41,193 --> 00:27:42,070
Um,
638
00:27:42,094 --> 00:27:44,573
a guy called and
he wants to meet.
639
00:27:44,597 --> 00:27:46,296
- Oh. About what?
640
00:27:46,832 --> 00:27:48,043
- I guess we'll find out.
641
00:27:48,067 --> 00:27:49,878
- Oh, my God. Where does
he want to meet you?
642
00:27:49,902 --> 00:27:51,713
Actually, don't even tell me.
643
00:27:51,737 --> 00:27:54,249
Just text me afterwards, okay?
644
00:27:54,273 --> 00:27:55,784
Ah.
645
00:27:55,808 --> 00:27:57,586
- Look, you tell your story in
your own words, people listen.
646
00:27:57,610 --> 00:27:59,287
Don't filter. And tell
this David guy,
647
00:27:59,311 --> 00:28:01,690
"I'm pitching it.
It's my story. Don't ask."
648
00:28:01,714 --> 00:28:03,191
- Tuna reuben.
- Thank you.
649
00:28:03,215 --> 00:28:04,915
- Plate's hot.
650
00:28:21,067 --> 00:28:22,766
- Abe.
651
00:28:23,135 --> 00:28:24,613
Hi.
652
00:28:24,637 --> 00:28:26,336
Bram.
653
00:28:26,806 --> 00:28:28,505
- You don't mind?
654
00:28:28,674 --> 00:28:31,041
- No. No no, no. I sh...
655
00:28:31,343 --> 00:28:33,043
Should've brought mine.
656
00:28:35,081 --> 00:28:36,558
So, um,
657
00:28:36,582 --> 00:28:38,549
you called, but,
658
00:28:38,684 --> 00:28:40,962
said you wanted to meet in
person about your story?
659
00:28:40,986 --> 00:28:43,065
- I work in the community.
660
00:28:43,089 --> 00:28:46,535
Normally we are not getting paid
that much attention to.
661
00:28:46,559 --> 00:28:49,271
- Well, I'm happy
to speak with you.
662
00:28:49,295 --> 00:28:51,829
- I saw the lists you write.
663
00:28:52,398 --> 00:28:54,098
I like those.
664
00:28:55,034 --> 00:28:57,112
- Oh. Thanks.
665
00:28:57,136 --> 00:29:00,404
- But, one time, you asked
what people thought
666
00:29:01,140 --> 00:29:04,252
about how the mayor acted
at that thing, yeah?
667
00:29:04,276 --> 00:29:06,822
You know someone said he was
668
00:29:06,846 --> 00:29:09,324
maybe drunk and I wondered...
669
00:29:09,348 --> 00:29:11,126
I was surprised why
670
00:29:11,150 --> 00:29:14,296
no one asked if maybe
it was something else
671
00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:16,920
that made Mr. Ford act that way.
672
00:29:17,389 --> 00:29:19,935
- Well uh, what do you mean
"something else"?
673
00:29:19,959 --> 00:29:22,960
- You're probably thinking,
maybe, what I do.
674
00:29:23,562 --> 00:29:25,162
- Well, I'm actually thinking,
675
00:29:25,464 --> 00:29:28,877
"What do you mean by 'something
else' made him act that way?"
676
00:29:35,808 --> 00:29:37,819
- Some of these kids I know
don't lead their lives
677
00:29:37,843 --> 00:29:39,543
in the right way.
678
00:29:41,747 --> 00:29:43,447
"Something else."
679
00:29:44,049 --> 00:29:46,228
- I gotta be honest, I have
680
00:29:46,252 --> 00:29:48,864
no clue what you're talking
about or what the story is,
681
00:29:48,888 --> 00:29:51,032
which sort of helps tell it.
682
00:30:03,135 --> 00:30:05,280
- I told them I would help them,
683
00:30:05,304 --> 00:30:08,372
so they don't have to
do this bad stuff.
684
00:30:08,541 --> 00:30:11,520
- I feel like this meeting
needs a Rashi, or something.
685
00:30:11,544 --> 00:30:13,243
- A what?
686
00:30:13,813 --> 00:30:15,524
- Never mind.
687
00:30:22,555 --> 00:30:24,621
What am I looking at?
688
00:30:24,957 --> 00:30:27,302
- For a good story, maybe...
689
00:30:27,326 --> 00:30:29,426
your paper, they pay?
690
00:30:34,767 --> 00:30:36,912
- So, we can't tack anything
on this guy
691
00:30:36,936 --> 00:30:39,214
other than taking a picture
with low-level bangers?
692
00:30:39,238 --> 00:30:40,348
- No, not yet.
693
00:30:40,372 --> 00:30:41,683
- So, who drove him here?
694
00:30:41,707 --> 00:30:42,751
- It could've been his guy.
695
00:30:42,775 --> 00:30:44,352
- Which guy's that?
- Rob's guy.
696
00:30:44,376 --> 00:30:47,088
- Okay, so Rob's guy takes Rob
to visit these guys,
697
00:30:47,112 --> 00:30:49,024
who're using the video
- Alleged.
698
00:30:49,048 --> 00:30:52,761
- Alleged video, thank you,
to sell to the list guy?
699
00:30:52,785 --> 00:30:54,262
- And others, yeah.
700
00:30:54,286 --> 00:30:56,331
- Well, how many
private residences
701
00:30:56,355 --> 00:30:57,833
did this guy drive Rob to?
702
00:30:57,857 --> 00:30:59,434
- Which guy?
- Rob's guy.
703
00:30:59,458 --> 00:31:01,636
- Thousands.
- Thousands?
704
00:31:01,660 --> 00:31:02,838
- Yeah. People
call him everyday.
705
00:31:02,862 --> 00:31:04,873
- And he answered them?
Personally?
706
00:31:04,897 --> 00:31:07,442
- In person.
707
00:31:09,001 --> 00:31:10,946
- You've reached the office
of Mayor Rob Ford.
708
00:31:10,970 --> 00:31:13,148
Neither he, nor Special
Assistant, Kamal Arafa
709
00:31:13,172 --> 00:31:14,683
are able to take your call.
710
00:31:14,707 --> 00:31:16,084
If this is a query
for the Mayor,
711
00:31:16,108 --> 00:31:17,719
please leave your name and
number and he will
712
00:31:17,743 --> 00:31:19,588
return your call
within 48 hours.
713
00:31:19,612 --> 00:31:21,556
Go Argos!
714
00:31:33,726 --> 00:31:34,469
- I have something.
715
00:31:34,493 --> 00:31:35,225
- What is it?
716
00:31:38,731 --> 00:31:40,508
- Can I pitch it?
- You are. What is it?
717
00:31:40,532 --> 00:31:42,177
- No, I want to do it
at the desk meeting.
718
00:31:42,201 --> 00:31:43,267
- Huh, no.
719
00:31:45,504 --> 00:31:46,948
- Dave, it's a good story.
720
00:31:46,972 --> 00:31:48,750
- Everyone's story's always
a good story until it's not
721
00:31:48,774 --> 00:31:50,151
and it ends up being bad
when Judith sucks
722
00:31:50,175 --> 00:31:51,569
the air out if it.
723
00:31:51,593 --> 00:31:52,988
- Last time I gave you a
story you gave it to Susan.
724
00:31:53,012 --> 00:31:54,945
- Last time you gave me
a story, I didn't pitch it.
725
00:32:09,995 --> 00:32:11,907
I'm gonna need some context.
726
00:32:11,931 --> 00:32:15,699
- Well, if you like it,
I'm pitching it. It's my story.
727
00:32:23,375 --> 00:32:25,987
- Oh! Hey! How are ya?
728
00:32:26,011 --> 00:32:28,790
Hey. How are ya? How ya doing?
What's your name?
729
00:32:28,814 --> 00:32:29,758
- Lauren.
730
00:32:29,782 --> 00:32:32,127
- Huh, Lauren?
731
00:32:32,151 --> 00:32:34,696
A selfie, or... Very good.
732
00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:35,797
- Thank you.
733
00:32:35,821 --> 00:32:38,055
- All right. All right.
You take care.
734
00:32:46,532 --> 00:32:47,264
They home?
735
00:32:48,434 --> 00:32:49,166
- I knocked.
736
00:32:49,902 --> 00:32:50,634
- Here.
737
00:33:01,847 --> 00:33:03,258
Hi, I'm Rob.
738
00:33:03,282 --> 00:33:05,460
You left me a message
on my answering machine.
739
00:33:05,484 --> 00:33:10,098
- Hey, Mayor Ford, uh, my name's
Mark. I live around midtown and
740
00:33:28,207 --> 00:33:31,286
- Kamal's got your information.
I'll follow up in a week.
741
00:33:31,310 --> 00:33:33,154
- Uh, we'll try for a week.
742
00:33:33,178 --> 00:33:35,779
It's closer to three weeks,
maybe a month.
743
00:33:36,782 --> 00:33:38,827
- Okay. A month.
744
00:33:38,851 --> 00:33:41,129
- Thanks for the call.
And the support.
745
00:33:41,153 --> 00:33:43,687
- No problem.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. I, uh...
746
00:33:44,523 --> 00:33:45,255
I appreciate it.
747
00:33:51,964 --> 00:33:53,975
- I don't want you to do that.
748
00:33:53,999 --> 00:33:55,577
When you disagree with me,
749
00:33:55,601 --> 00:33:57,946
you work for me, so you don't
disagree with me.
750
00:33:57,970 --> 00:33:59,247
- I didn't.
751
00:33:59,271 --> 00:34:01,216
- You told them it would be
a month before we got back
752
00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:02,617
to them.
753
00:34:02,641 --> 00:34:04,686
- It is. I told you,
we're backed up on these.
754
00:34:04,710 --> 00:34:06,087
- You didn't remind me!
755
00:34:06,111 --> 00:34:07,489
It's too long!
756
00:34:07,513 --> 00:34:09,958
Look, they voted for me
to fix stuff and you're not!
757
00:34:09,982 --> 00:34:11,593
- Remember, I told you...
758
00:34:11,617 --> 00:34:13,550
- But you didn't tell me.
759
00:34:17,589 --> 00:34:18,833
- We're late.
760
00:34:18,857 --> 00:34:22,592
- Hey, don't get your panties
in a knot. Start the car.
761
00:34:40,646 --> 00:34:41,723
David.
762
00:34:41,747 --> 00:34:43,124
- Mm-hm?
763
00:34:43,148 --> 00:34:45,326
- Why are you two people?
764
00:34:47,386 --> 00:34:48,630
- It's, uh...
765
00:34:48,654 --> 00:34:50,353
His story.
766
00:34:51,790 --> 00:34:53,490
- Okay.
767
00:34:55,160 --> 00:34:57,994
You see how these meetings
work, David, is...
768
00:34:58,530 --> 00:35:00,575
I think you know this because
you're in these meetings
769
00:35:00,599 --> 00:35:02,977
twice a day, every day...
is the desk editor
770
00:35:03,001 --> 00:35:05,602
gathers some options
from their beat to pitch.
771
00:35:05,938 --> 00:35:08,683
Everyone has
someone else's story.
772
00:35:08,707 --> 00:35:11,319
So you brought the kid
with you today, fine, but...
773
00:35:11,343 --> 00:35:13,521
But this tells me one
of two things. Either...
774
00:35:13,545 --> 00:35:14,823
one:
775
00:35:14,847 --> 00:35:16,357
you think this is a big story,
776
00:35:16,381 --> 00:35:19,527
big enough to bring someone in
to corroborate or back you up.
777
00:35:19,551 --> 00:35:21,563
Probably back you up,
I'm thinking.
778
00:35:21,587 --> 00:35:24,855
Or two: the kid's jerking
you off under the table.
779
00:35:28,026 --> 00:35:29,737
Neither's really
a great option.
780
00:35:29,761 --> 00:35:32,507
In the first case,
your most junior reporter,
781
00:35:32,531 --> 00:35:34,309
who's been here a tenth
of the time than your
782
00:35:34,333 --> 00:35:37,645
next most senior reporter
has been, is scooping people
783
00:35:37,669 --> 00:35:40,148
that we are paying at least
three times more,
784
00:35:40,172 --> 00:35:42,584
and that tells me that
there is still
785
00:35:42,608 --> 00:35:44,319
some fat to be
trimmed at your desk
786
00:35:44,343 --> 00:35:47,844
and you know they are always
looking to trim some fat.
787
00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:50,925
I don't like letting
people go, though,
788
00:35:50,949 --> 00:35:52,883
so, I don't like that option.
789
00:35:53,585 --> 00:35:56,831
But in the second scenario?
The one
790
00:35:56,855 --> 00:36:00,502
where he is jerking you
off at the office, well...
791
00:36:00,526 --> 00:36:03,037
you are being jerked off
and I don't think we pay you
792
00:36:03,061 --> 00:36:04,772
for that, either.
793
00:36:06,665 --> 00:36:08,743
I don't think
you're being jerked off.
794
00:36:08,767 --> 00:36:09,711
- I'm not.
795
00:36:09,735 --> 00:36:11,434
- That's too bad.
796
00:36:13,338 --> 00:36:16,217
But, I don't want to embarrass
the kid by asking him to leave
797
00:36:16,241 --> 00:36:18,920
his first desk meeting,
but it is one rep per desk,
798
00:36:18,944 --> 00:36:21,778
so we'll see you
at the next one, David.
799
00:36:24,950 --> 00:36:26,683
It's his story.
800
00:36:32,524 --> 00:36:34,224
- Fine.
801
00:36:42,568 --> 00:36:44,234
- Wait.
802
00:36:45,804 --> 00:36:47,504
Lynn?
803
00:36:47,940 --> 00:36:49,450
Mirvish is filing suit
804
00:36:49,474 --> 00:36:51,186
against a New York gallery
805
00:36:51,210 --> 00:36:53,755
for purchasing fake Pollocks
ten years ago.
806
00:37:10,429 --> 00:37:13,308
- I don't like too many
people in the room.
807
00:37:13,332 --> 00:37:16,211
Everyone'll want to come in
to pitch their story.
808
00:37:16,235 --> 00:37:18,546
There's just not enough time
as it is and
809
00:37:18,570 --> 00:37:21,849
not everyone's story is as
good as they think it is.
810
00:37:21,873 --> 00:37:23,573
As big.
811
00:37:27,679 --> 00:37:29,379
How good is yours?
812
00:37:30,849 --> 00:37:33,583
- Well, now I feel like maybe
it's not as good as I think.
813
00:37:33,819 --> 00:37:35,518
- Don't sandbag. It's obnoxious.
814
00:37:39,925 --> 00:37:41,202
- Yeah, right.
815
00:37:41,226 --> 00:37:42,859
Um, okay. Uh...
816
00:37:44,096 --> 00:37:46,174
- Why are their
eyes blacked out?
817
00:37:46,198 --> 00:37:47,909
- Um, he doesn't want us
to print it
818
00:37:47,933 --> 00:37:49,277
unless we're taking the story.
819
00:37:49,301 --> 00:37:51,079
- We're not taking the story
unless we can see the video.
820
00:37:51,103 --> 00:37:54,616
Otherwise it's-it's just a photo
of him with a bunch of kids.
821
00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:56,484
He takes pictures with
everyone, everywhere.
822
00:37:56,508 --> 00:37:59,921
He's the town's mall Santa,
all year.
823
00:37:59,945 --> 00:38:01,322
How much does
your guy want?
824
00:38:01,346 --> 00:38:04,225
- Uh, he said that someone else
offered them 5,000
825
00:38:04,249 --> 00:38:05,727
and they want more.
826
00:38:05,751 --> 00:38:06,661
- Who?
827
00:38:06,685 --> 00:38:08,385
- He didn't say.
828
00:38:08,887 --> 00:38:10,820
- You think it's real?
829
00:38:12,758 --> 00:38:13,935
- I don't know.
830
00:38:13,959 --> 00:38:15,470
- Here's a new rule: when you're
asked your opinion,
831
00:38:15,494 --> 00:38:16,838
you have to have one.
832
00:38:16,862 --> 00:38:19,707
When you met with your guy...
do you know his name?
833
00:38:19,731 --> 00:38:21,209
- His first name.
834
00:38:21,233 --> 00:38:24,345
- Okay. When you met with him
835
00:38:24,369 --> 00:38:26,936
did you believe that
he was being truthful?
836
00:38:28,006 --> 00:38:29,606
- Yes.
837
00:38:32,044 --> 00:38:33,521
- We're interested,
but not sold.
838
00:38:33,545 --> 00:38:35,223
Tell him. Try and see the video.
839
00:38:35,247 --> 00:38:37,292
- Well, unless we have an offer,
I don't-I don't...
840
00:38:37,316 --> 00:38:39,015
think that will happen.
841
00:38:41,620 --> 00:38:43,931
- Then you don't have a story.
842
00:38:56,068 --> 00:38:57,767
- Rob's not here.
843
00:39:01,573 --> 00:39:03,318
- He left something at Hadi's.
844
00:39:03,342 --> 00:39:05,342
I was just
bringing it back.
845
00:39:06,144 --> 00:39:07,377
- You can leave it with me.
846
00:39:11,016 --> 00:39:14,484
- I was also thinking
maybe I could speak with him?
847
00:39:14,720 --> 00:39:16,419
Maybe.
848
00:39:17,556 --> 00:39:19,689
- You can talk to me.
849
00:39:53,125 --> 00:39:55,759
- Hi! Hey, it's Bram. Um...
850
00:39:56,561 --> 00:39:59,474
Let's, uh, let's meet again,
all right? I can, um...
851
00:39:59,498 --> 00:40:02,777
Just-just try me back or
I'll-I'll-I'll call you again,
852
00:40:02,801 --> 00:40:04,946
I guess, um...
853
00:40:04,970 --> 00:40:06,347
It's Bram, again, it's...
854
00:40:06,371 --> 00:40:08,216
We met at the laundromat.
855
00:40:08,240 --> 00:40:09,939
Um...
856
00:40:10,242 --> 00:40:12,842
Uh, thanks. Okay. Uh, bye.
857
00:40:20,752 --> 00:40:21,796
- Hut!
858
00:40:21,820 --> 00:40:23,364
- Let's go! Let's hustle up.
Let's go.
859
00:40:23,388 --> 00:40:24,866
- Let's go! Let's go, go, go!
860
00:40:24,890 --> 00:40:25,933
- Get it back in!
861
00:40:25,957 --> 00:40:27,335
Rob, can we
just ask some questions?
862
00:40:27,359 --> 00:40:29,370
Not right now,
Paula. We're busy.
863
00:40:29,394 --> 00:40:30,738
- You guys are
always busy for us.
864
00:40:30,762 --> 00:40:33,863
- What, what? C'mon, fast.
- What's the question?
865
00:40:34,065 --> 00:40:36,277
- Rob, we just wanted to get
clarity on what you do
866
00:40:36,301 --> 00:40:37,678
with the gun crime?
867
00:40:37,702 --> 00:40:39,847
How you plan on keeping it
out of the city.
868
00:40:39,871 --> 00:40:42,350
- I don't know. That's what I'm
going to sit down
869
00:40:42,374 --> 00:40:44,252
with the Prime Minister
to find out.
870
00:40:44,276 --> 00:40:46,654
You know, about how our
immigration laws work.
871
00:40:46,678 --> 00:40:49,457
No, obviously, I have an idea,
but whatever I can do
872
00:40:49,481 --> 00:40:52,193
to get them out of this city,
I'm going to.
873
00:40:52,217 --> 00:40:53,828
- Thanks, Paula. Thanks.
- All right.
874
00:40:53,852 --> 00:40:57,031
- C'mon! Don't do the bullshit
Macarena for me, c'mon!
875
00:40:57,055 --> 00:40:58,755
Step it up, c'mon!
876
00:40:59,791 --> 00:41:01,235
- Set.
877
00:41:01,259 --> 00:41:02,737
Hut.
878
00:41:02,761 --> 00:41:05,795
- Hey, come on, Jack.
Let's go! Let's go!
879
00:41:13,004 --> 00:41:14,315
- Any movement?
880
00:41:14,339 --> 00:41:16,717
- Um, not yet. I can't
get a hold of him yet.
881
00:41:16,741 --> 00:41:19,542
- You have anyone
else to speak to?
882
00:41:21,246 --> 00:41:22,946
Yeah!
883
00:41:24,149 --> 00:41:25,393
- Hey, David.
884
00:41:25,417 --> 00:41:27,250
- Uhh, yeah?
885
00:41:27,986 --> 00:41:29,919
- Uh, what would you do?
886
00:41:30,288 --> 00:41:31,666
- Uh, I'd have given this story
887
00:41:31,690 --> 00:41:34,035
to someone with a
little more experience.
888
00:41:37,429 --> 00:41:39,273
Uh, shit. I'm sorry.
889
00:41:39,297 --> 00:41:41,142
Look, um...
890
00:41:41,166 --> 00:41:42,944
Who else knows him?
891
00:41:42,968 --> 00:41:44,312
You're guy.
892
00:41:44,336 --> 00:41:46,035
- Right.
- Start there.
893
00:41:50,442 --> 00:41:52,141
- Okay.
894
00:41:56,815 --> 00:41:58,993
- Excuse me. Hey!
I was here last week
895
00:41:59,017 --> 00:42:01,996
on Wednesday. I don't know
if you were working, I...
896
00:42:05,090 --> 00:42:06,400
It's...
897
00:42:06,424 --> 00:42:08,124
Okay. All right.
898
00:42:18,069 --> 00:42:19,869
- Uh.
899
00:42:35,053 --> 00:42:36,564
Um, just a
couple of quick...
900
00:42:36,588 --> 00:42:37,932
- Sorry.
- All right.
901
00:42:37,956 --> 00:42:39,433
- Oh. Hey!
902
00:42:39,457 --> 00:42:41,802
Uh, hey! Sorry!
903
00:42:41,826 --> 00:42:42,670
Hey, sorry.
904
00:42:42,694 --> 00:42:44,539
Um, do you work here?
905
00:42:44,563 --> 00:42:45,573
- I'm just an assistant.
906
00:42:45,597 --> 00:42:46,807
- Oh. Oh, that's great.
907
00:42:46,831 --> 00:42:48,142
I'm actually just looking
for someone to...
908
00:42:48,166 --> 00:42:49,577
to talk to about the mayor.
909
00:42:49,601 --> 00:42:50,945
- Sorry. I can't help you.
910
00:42:50,969 --> 00:42:53,214
- Okay, can I just...
If you just ever get some time.
911
00:42:53,238 --> 00:42:54,938
Sorry, here's my card.
912
00:42:57,842 --> 00:42:59,342
Thank you.
913
00:43:01,413 --> 00:43:02,990
Okay.
914
00:43:03,014 --> 00:43:04,125
Hey!
915
00:43:04,149 --> 00:43:05,526
So sorry. Uh, do you work here?
916
00:43:05,550 --> 00:43:06,694
Sorry. Can't help you.
917
00:43:06,718 --> 00:43:08,729
- Can I just ask
just a few questions?
918
00:43:08,753 --> 00:43:11,788
- Really, can't help you, man.
- Really fast.
919
00:43:16,861 --> 00:43:19,173
- Firstly, what
the fuck is this?
920
00:43:19,197 --> 00:43:20,841
He wants to discuss immigration
921
00:43:20,865 --> 00:43:23,477
in connection to
reducing gun violence?
922
00:43:23,501 --> 00:43:24,545
- That's not
what he meant.
923
00:43:24,569 --> 00:43:25,680
- For a native English speaker,
924
00:43:25,704 --> 00:43:27,281
he sure needs
a lot of translation.
925
00:43:27,305 --> 00:43:28,950
From his immigrant aide.
926
00:43:28,974 --> 00:43:32,353
- He doesn't think of me as an
immigrant. Was there a secondly?
927
00:43:33,645 --> 00:43:35,856
- Yeah. We need to get
Josh an engagement gift.
928
00:43:35,880 --> 00:43:38,159
- Uh, I'm so sick of buying
people two presents
929
00:43:38,183 --> 00:43:39,126
for weddings.
930
00:43:39,150 --> 00:43:40,461
When you graduate,
you don't get a gift
931
00:43:40,485 --> 00:43:41,662
when you announce
you're graduating
932
00:43:41,686 --> 00:43:42,897
and then again when you
actually graduate.
933
00:43:42,921 --> 00:43:44,365
- You got a graduation gift?
934
00:43:44,389 --> 00:43:47,201
- I think Gidda got me a $50
gift certificate to The Keg.
935
00:43:47,225 --> 00:43:49,437
- Question: what does Rob
think you're speaking
936
00:43:49,461 --> 00:43:50,905
when you call your
grandmother Gidda?
937
00:43:50,929 --> 00:43:53,062
- He thinks I'm speaking
parseltongue.
938
00:43:56,101 --> 00:43:58,901
- That's because you're his
fucking spin wizard.
939
00:44:01,072 --> 00:44:02,772
- You, uh...
940
00:44:03,375 --> 00:44:05,019
You wanna get married?
941
00:44:05,043 --> 00:44:06,554
- Like, to you?
942
00:44:06,578 --> 00:44:08,277
- Maybe?
943
00:44:08,513 --> 00:44:10,057
- We don't even have cable.
944
00:44:10,081 --> 00:44:11,058
- We download.
945
00:44:11,082 --> 00:44:13,961
- I mean, it would just feel
really classy to say
946
00:44:13,985 --> 00:44:15,796
"I saw something on
HBO last night"
947
00:44:15,820 --> 00:44:18,633
rather than clicking through
some website offering me
948
00:44:18,657 --> 00:44:21,068
Ron Jeremy's Secret to
Enlarging My Dick 50 times.
949
00:44:21,092 --> 00:44:22,670
- You know, if you
buy his secret,
950
00:44:22,694 --> 00:44:24,372
the message stops popping up.
951
00:44:24,396 --> 00:44:25,806
- I did buy it.
952
00:44:25,830 --> 00:44:27,942
I can't believe you haven't
noticed my enlarged dick.
953
00:44:27,966 --> 00:44:28,909
- I have.
954
00:44:28,933 --> 00:44:30,444
Haven't you noticed mine?
955
00:44:30,468 --> 00:44:32,168
- Nope.
956
00:45:04,903 --> 00:45:06,781
- You have to give me
a couple of days
957
00:45:06,805 --> 00:45:08,549
before you do anything here.
958
00:45:08,573 --> 00:45:10,184
I can't help you
if my hands are tied
959
00:45:10,208 --> 00:45:12,286
and my hands get tied when
something hits, so...
960
00:45:12,310 --> 00:45:14,288
ABE: Look, just look:
961
00:45:14,312 --> 00:45:16,991
you said you would have an
answer, maybe by yesterday.
962
00:45:17,015 --> 00:45:19,126
- I'm just trying to help you.
Just help me do that.
963
00:45:19,150 --> 00:45:20,850
Just hold off.
964
00:45:21,653 --> 00:45:23,397
- Fine.
965
00:45:23,421 --> 00:45:25,154
Fine.
966
00:45:42,474 --> 00:45:43,484
- Hey.
967
00:45:43,508 --> 00:45:44,885
- Thank you for-I just,
968
00:45:44,909 --> 00:45:46,721
I didn't think that anybody
would actually respond...
969
00:45:46,745 --> 00:45:48,878
- What were you looking for?
970
00:45:50,115 --> 00:45:52,081
- Oh, um, I...
971
00:45:52,550 --> 00:45:53,894
I know you work for the mayor
972
00:45:53,918 --> 00:45:55,963
and, you know,
people hear things.
973
00:45:55,987 --> 00:45:58,165
But, I just, I thought that,
974
00:45:58,189 --> 00:46:00,835
um, I don't know, I thought
that maybe somebody
975
00:46:00,859 --> 00:46:02,759
might know something?
976
00:46:05,497 --> 00:46:06,941
- You won't use my name?
977
00:46:06,965 --> 00:46:09,332
- No. Not if you don't want.
978
00:46:12,003 --> 00:46:15,037
- I don't want my
voice on that thing.
979
00:46:22,647 --> 00:46:24,058
Doesn't matter
what you come up with,
980
00:46:24,082 --> 00:46:26,260
they'll just build more condos.
981
00:46:26,284 --> 00:46:28,028
Condos, condos, condos.
982
00:46:28,052 --> 00:46:30,197
- Wow! That took how long?
Two months?
983
00:46:30,221 --> 00:46:32,533
- For me to become
a jaded asshole?
984
00:46:32,557 --> 00:46:33,834
I was born this way, baby.
985
00:46:33,858 --> 00:46:35,603
- See? If you'd been a
lawyer, you wouldn't...
986
00:46:35,627 --> 00:46:37,071
- No! I am a lawyer.
987
00:46:37,095 --> 00:46:38,973
- Just not at her practice
'cause who needs the practice?
988
00:46:38,997 --> 00:46:41,008
- If I actually got hired
out of practice
989
00:46:41,032 --> 00:46:43,544
to practise as a
practising lawyer,
990
00:46:43,568 --> 00:46:45,079
I'd never get to be
the token gay
991
00:46:45,103 --> 00:46:47,748
for a politician to say,
"One of my assistants is gay."
992
00:46:47,772 --> 00:46:49,383
- Great clipping for the
Pollock fridge;
993
00:46:49,407 --> 00:46:50,885
making Mama Pollock proud.
994
00:46:50,909 --> 00:46:52,319
- Well, let's not go crazy.
995
00:46:52,343 --> 00:46:54,688
- But you do know
you can do anything
996
00:46:54,712 --> 00:46:56,190
with a law degree, right?
997
00:46:56,214 --> 00:46:57,491
- Uh, no.
998
00:46:57,515 --> 00:47:00,628
Everyone treats a law degree
like a Disney fast pass
999
00:47:00,652 --> 00:47:02,897
into any career but law.
1000
00:47:02,921 --> 00:47:06,233
Except a Disney fast pass
can't get you into Universal.
1001
00:47:07,325 --> 00:47:09,236
- I'm down here.
- Mister Mayor!
1002
00:47:09,260 --> 00:47:11,438
A little beer
on a Friday night.
1003
00:47:11,462 --> 00:47:14,375
Different offices...
Having a little party tonight.
1004
00:47:14,399 --> 00:47:16,343
People celebrating.
1005
00:47:16,367 --> 00:47:18,379
No, gravy train in here.
1006
00:47:18,403 --> 00:47:19,947
No! We gotta-
1007
00:47:19,971 --> 00:47:22,817
Ahhh! And here's my Claire.
1008
00:47:22,841 --> 00:47:25,452
And she's in charge
1009
00:47:25,476 --> 00:47:27,176
of stray animals.
1010
00:47:27,679 --> 00:47:29,478
Ah, Georgie! There's Georgie.
1011
00:47:29,981 --> 00:47:31,881
Organize my parties.
1012
00:47:32,851 --> 00:47:34,995
These two, that Debbie, is John.
1013
00:47:35,019 --> 00:47:37,987
Hey, don't drink too much beer.
1014
00:47:38,790 --> 00:47:41,602
He fixes all the potholes.
He's in transit and,
1015
00:47:41,626 --> 00:47:43,704
uh, potholes. Everything...
1016
00:47:43,728 --> 00:47:45,639
Those potholes.
1017
00:47:45,663 --> 00:47:47,975
Hey, Steve! Hey, uh.
1018
00:47:47,999 --> 00:47:51,534
Ah, I got him!
I got the fucker! Got him.
1019
00:47:53,071 --> 00:47:55,216
You wanna picture?
Take a picture.
1020
00:47:55,240 --> 00:47:57,106
Smile!
1021
00:48:02,814 --> 00:48:04,625
- Oh, look it here.
1022
00:48:04,649 --> 00:48:06,349
Lookin' Fletcher.
1023
00:48:09,454 --> 00:48:11,365
What's Fletcher call you?
What's your name?
1024
00:48:11,389 --> 00:48:12,600
- Zach. It's Zach.
1025
00:48:12,624 --> 00:48:15,057
- Don't talk when
I speak to you!
1026
00:48:19,330 --> 00:48:21,408
It's joking.
1027
00:48:21,432 --> 00:48:23,677
No, no, it's joking.
1028
00:48:23,701 --> 00:48:25,813
It's joking, I'm joking.
1029
00:48:25,837 --> 00:48:28,204
I enjoy... I don't mind the kids.
1030
00:48:38,449 --> 00:48:40,594
But your fucking boss?
1031
00:48:40,618 --> 00:48:42,952
No. Fuck her!
1032
00:48:43,488 --> 00:48:45,599
- All right, let's, uh,
let's get back to work.
1033
00:48:45,623 --> 00:48:48,769
- Always workin', everyone.
Relax 'em, if you let them.
1034
00:48:48,793 --> 00:48:50,271
- Rob, Rob, let's... Let's...
1035
00:48:50,295 --> 00:48:51,438
- No!
1036
00:48:51,462 --> 00:48:53,162
No, I said no!
1037
00:48:54,032 --> 00:48:56,432
And I'm the charge. Me!
1038
00:49:07,979 --> 00:49:09,679
Message for Fletcher:
1039
00:49:11,382 --> 00:49:13,082
right here,
1040
00:49:13,351 --> 00:49:15,051
you gotta give her.
1041
00:49:15,520 --> 00:49:17,064
Got it?
1042
00:49:17,088 --> 00:49:18,988
Write or email her face.
1043
00:49:20,358 --> 00:49:22,002
Mm?
1044
00:49:22,026 --> 00:49:23,537
Come, come here.
1045
00:49:23,561 --> 00:49:24,672
Oh, good.
1046
00:49:24,696 --> 00:49:26,273
All right. You got it?
1047
00:49:26,297 --> 00:49:27,508
- Yep.
1048
00:49:29,133 --> 00:49:30,611
- Got it?
- Oh, yeah. I got it, Rob.
1049
00:49:30,635 --> 00:49:31,979
- You got it?
- I got it, Rob.
1050
00:49:32,003 --> 00:49:33,147
- You got it?
1051
00:49:33,171 --> 00:49:34,670
- Yep.
1052
00:49:36,341 --> 00:49:37,818
- Got it?
- Yes!
1053
00:49:37,842 --> 00:49:39,053
Rob. Rob, come on.
1054
00:49:39,077 --> 00:49:40,821
- Kamal? Kamal? Seriously!
1055
00:49:40,845 --> 00:49:41,822
- Okay.
- Mm-hm.
1056
00:49:41,846 --> 00:49:42,823
- Yeah?
1057
00:49:42,847 --> 00:49:44,258
- Listen to me, Rob...
1058
00:49:44,282 --> 00:49:45,526
Move!
1059
00:49:45,550 --> 00:49:46,260
Yeah?
1060
00:49:46,284 --> 00:49:47,061
Mm.
1061
00:49:47,085 --> 00:49:49,229
- Huh? You got it?
- Yes!
1062
00:49:49,253 --> 00:49:52,499
- Get the message so we gotta
can hear it nice and loud, okay?
1063
00:49:52,523 --> 00:49:53,600
You got it?
- Yes!
1064
00:49:53,624 --> 00:49:54,668
- The message?
1065
00:49:54,692 --> 00:49:55,869
- Yes!
1066
00:49:55,893 --> 00:49:57,671
- You gotta say it loud.
Or else you gotta can't hear.
1067
00:49:57,695 --> 00:49:59,106
- Yes!
- Hm?
1068
00:49:59,130 --> 00:50:00,708
- Rob, don't!
1069
00:50:00,732 --> 00:50:02,643
- You gonna tell us?
1070
00:50:02,667 --> 00:50:05,412
You gonna give it to her?
You gonna give it to her?
1071
00:50:05,436 --> 00:50:06,981
You gonna tell us?
1072
00:50:19,250 --> 00:50:21,595
- Tougher than his
fucked-up boss, this Jew.
1073
00:50:21,619 --> 00:50:23,552
All right, come here.
1074
00:50:23,988 --> 00:50:25,132
Come on. Come here.
1075
00:50:25,156 --> 00:50:27,056
- Oh, you're cocoa???
1076
00:50:27,859 --> 00:50:29,903
- Oh, it's your
fuckin' girlfriend.
1077
00:50:29,927 --> 00:50:32,139
Is she bringing the coffees?
1078
00:50:32,163 --> 00:50:34,241
We didn't want one
of those yet, Alice.
1079
00:50:34,265 --> 00:50:35,976
We're still starting
before we want coffee.
1080
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:38,367
Rob, let's
go sit down. C'mon.
1081
00:50:39,137 --> 00:50:41,037
- You like Kamal?
1082
00:50:42,240 --> 00:50:43,917
Do you?
1083
00:50:43,941 --> 00:50:45,641
I love Kamal.
1084
00:50:46,377 --> 00:50:48,077
Hnh...
1085
00:50:49,480 --> 00:50:51,091
But I think maybe
1086
00:50:51,115 --> 00:50:53,160
you love him in the
different way.
1087
00:50:56,120 --> 00:51:00,556
I sort of think I hope
that you love him the way I do,
1088
00:51:00,758 --> 00:51:02,925
'Cuz then you don't
care about him.
1089
00:51:03,461 --> 00:51:05,806
- Rob, I got something
for you here. Come here.
1090
00:51:05,830 --> 00:51:07,041
- Yeah? What is it?
1091
00:51:07,065 --> 00:51:09,432
- Yeah. Come-come here,
I'll show you.
1092
00:51:18,643 --> 00:51:20,342
Rob.
1093
00:51:27,185 --> 00:51:30,564
Rob, come on. Come-come on.
Come 'ere!
1094
00:51:30,588 --> 00:51:31,899
- All right. All right.
1095
00:51:31,923 --> 00:51:36,092
I'm just talking to just talk
with my workers, huh? Ya' think?
1096
00:51:37,995 --> 00:51:39,695
I banged your pussy!!
1097
00:51:51,209 --> 00:51:53,220
Will ya show 'em
to the office?
1098
00:51:53,244 --> 00:51:54,254
- You know where it is.
1099
00:51:54,278 --> 00:51:56,178
- So we can show...
1100
00:51:56,981 --> 00:51:58,358
Come on. Let's go.
1101
00:51:58,382 --> 00:52:00,627
Show me some respect,
will ya?
1102
00:52:00,651 --> 00:52:02,351
Show some respect!
1103
00:52:12,964 --> 00:52:14,608
Sure.
1104
00:52:16,434 --> 00:52:18,801
- Um, so you didn't report it?
1105
00:52:19,837 --> 00:52:21,815
- Everybody saw.
1106
00:52:21,839 --> 00:52:25,619
I don't know who I'd tell
that wasn't already aware.
1107
00:52:25,643 --> 00:52:26,653
- Oh.
1108
00:52:26,677 --> 00:52:30,212
Did you report on that
party a few months ago?
1109
00:52:30,515 --> 00:52:31,725
The CJPAC thing.
1110
00:52:31,749 --> 00:52:35,762
- Oh, um, I-I know about it,
yeah, but I didn't, um...
1111
00:52:35,786 --> 00:52:37,720
I wasn't on it. So, no.
1112
00:52:39,891 --> 00:52:41,824
- All I thought... I mean...
1113
00:52:43,060 --> 00:52:44,760
besides
1114
00:52:44,962 --> 00:52:46,662
"don't cry"...
1115
00:52:47,098 --> 00:52:49,932
All I could think about
was the CJPAC thing.
1116
00:52:50,601 --> 00:52:52,301
- Why?
1117
00:52:52,703 --> 00:52:54,882
- Because we buried her.
1118
00:52:54,906 --> 00:52:56,283
That woman?
1119
00:52:56,307 --> 00:52:59,742
We said that she was crazy;
that she had a vendetta.
1120
00:53:01,512 --> 00:53:03,212
So nobody cared.
1121
00:53:07,618 --> 00:53:10,030
- So do you think that
you'll leave,
1122
00:53:10,054 --> 00:53:11,754
um, the job?
1123
00:53:14,225 --> 00:53:16,825
- My parents don't
pay my rent, so...
1124
00:53:26,037 --> 00:53:27,514
- Any time you run up
to me like that
1125
00:53:27,538 --> 00:53:28,782
it's because you think
you have a story.
1126
00:53:28,806 --> 00:53:29,949
- I do.
1127
00:53:29,973 --> 00:53:31,118
- Well, I hope it's what you
were assigned this morning
1128
00:53:31,142 --> 00:53:32,535
for this afternoon's deadline.
1129
00:53:32,559 --> 00:53:33,954
- Yes, I did that after
I got this story. I did both.
1130
00:53:33,978 --> 00:53:35,471
- No gold stars
for extra work.
1131
00:53:35,495 --> 00:53:36,990
- Right, right. Just look, I get
it. Please listen to me, okay?
1132
00:53:37,014 --> 00:53:39,226
Just listen: I spoke to this
girl who works at city hall
1133
00:53:39,250 --> 00:53:40,827
and she has all these
stories about how
1134
00:53:40,851 --> 00:53:41,728
they can't control him.
1135
00:53:41,752 --> 00:53:43,262
Okay, he came back
the other night
1136
00:53:43,286 --> 00:53:44,798
out of his mind. Okay. She
doesn't want us to use her name
1137
00:53:44,822 --> 00:53:47,167
but she said that apparently
it's not the first time
1138
00:53:47,191 --> 00:53:49,325
that he showed up like that.
1139
00:53:57,101 --> 00:53:58,601
That's my story.
1140
00:53:58,736 --> 00:54:00,214
Okay, but this is not
even all of it. She...
1141
00:54:00,238 --> 00:54:02,182
- No, that's not your story.
That's not your name at the top.
1142
00:54:02,206 --> 00:54:03,717
Not your story.
They got to it first.
1143
00:54:03,741 --> 00:54:06,019
- Yeah, okay, well, if you
let me try, I could be first.
1144
00:54:06,043 --> 00:54:07,788
Okay? I'm doing this
in my spare time.
1145
00:54:07,812 --> 00:54:10,224
Okay? I'm writing lists still,
which is... that's,
1146
00:54:10,248 --> 00:54:11,992
that is fine, but...
1147
00:54:12,016 --> 00:54:13,493
But I could do this if
it was my priority.
1148
00:54:13,517 --> 00:54:15,417
Okay? I could've been first.
1149
00:54:17,488 --> 00:54:19,722
- Anything from
your vanishing man?
1150
00:54:23,294 --> 00:54:25,239
You see, the one thing that
sort of makes this okay
1151
00:54:25,263 --> 00:54:27,107
is that 'cause you
had to pitch it,
1152
00:54:27,131 --> 00:54:28,508
it's not me that looks
little league
1153
00:54:28,532 --> 00:54:30,677
because your source disappeared.
1154
00:54:30,701 --> 00:54:32,312
Now Judith thinks they
got paid to go away
1155
00:54:32,336 --> 00:54:34,214
and you missed your chance.
1156
00:54:34,238 --> 00:54:35,938
You know what I think?
1157
00:54:36,707 --> 00:54:39,742
I think he also realized
you were an amateur.
1158
00:54:47,985 --> 00:54:49,685
Go back to your desk.
1159
00:55:00,464 --> 00:55:02,943
- Hey! Um... I left
a bunch of messages for you.
1160
00:55:02,967 --> 00:55:04,667
I guess you are...
1161
00:55:05,569 --> 00:55:08,048
I don't know, I guess you're
going with someone else. Um...
1162
00:55:08,072 --> 00:55:10,439
It's Bram. We met
at the laundromat.
1163
00:55:11,042 --> 00:55:12,741
But, uh...
1164
00:55:14,412 --> 00:55:16,779
Look, I'm young,
I know. But, um,
1165
00:55:17,882 --> 00:55:19,615
I am not an amateur, though.
1166
00:55:20,151 --> 00:55:22,829
Uh, thought that I would get to
do more interesting things
1167
00:55:22,853 --> 00:55:24,553
at my job and then,
1168
00:55:25,523 --> 00:55:27,501
I don't know. I-I
guess when we met,
1169
00:55:27,525 --> 00:55:29,870
I thought you were going to be
that guy to give me that chance.
1170
00:55:29,894 --> 00:55:31,705
But... Um...
1171
00:55:31,729 --> 00:55:35,108
I can't show you what I can do
unless you let me do it.
1172
00:55:35,132 --> 00:55:36,832
So...
1173
00:55:37,868 --> 00:55:39,568
Um...
1174
00:55:39,737 --> 00:55:41,236
Yeah. Just...
1175
00:55:41,405 --> 00:55:42,849
Good luck with it.
1176
00:55:42,873 --> 00:55:46,575
Uh, I really hope whoever
tells your story tells it right.
1177
00:55:59,757 --> 00:56:01,568
- Can you put your phone down
for five minutes?
1178
00:56:01,592 --> 00:56:04,793
Actually, pictures! Hold on.
Just one minute.
1179
00:56:05,596 --> 00:56:07,541
- Mom said Neil
interviewed for Google.
1180
00:56:07,565 --> 00:56:09,676
- No, no, no!
- That wasn't the important part.
1181
00:56:09,700 --> 00:56:11,478
Brammy's on a case,
is what I said.
1182
00:56:11,502 --> 00:56:12,379
- Yeah, what's happening
with that?
1183
00:56:12,403 --> 00:56:13,413
- Hi, birthday boy.
1184
00:56:13,437 --> 00:56:14,481
- Nothing. It doesn't
work like that.
1185
00:56:14,505 --> 00:56:16,049
- What case?
- He met a man!
1186
00:56:16,073 --> 00:56:17,351
- It's nothing.
1187
00:56:17,375 --> 00:56:19,152
Well, how, how does
it work? You don't tell us.
1188
00:56:19,176 --> 00:56:20,454
- He's Deep Throat!
1189
00:56:20,478 --> 00:56:22,055
- Okay, don't! That's not...
1190
00:56:22,079 --> 00:56:23,490
I'm not, I'm not doing anything.
1191
00:56:23,514 --> 00:56:24,958
- No, I mean, he's working
on something.
1192
00:56:24,982 --> 00:56:27,127
They put him on a job. When are
we going to read about it?
1193
00:56:27,151 --> 00:56:28,462
- I don't know, you're not!
1194
00:56:28,486 --> 00:56:30,464
He's like Glenn
Greenwald! Just tell her!
1195
00:56:30,488 --> 00:56:32,866
- Okay. A guy called me
and told me a story,
1196
00:56:32,890 --> 00:56:34,935
which turned out to be nothing,
so I got reamed out at work
1197
00:56:34,959 --> 00:56:37,137
and I'm just doing lists
and that's it because that's
1198
00:56:37,161 --> 00:56:38,238
what a journalist does now.
1199
00:56:38,262 --> 00:56:39,206
So, until there's
some major shift
1200
00:56:39,230 --> 00:56:40,273
in the way that things
are reported,
1201
00:56:40,297 --> 00:56:41,608
just please do not ask me.
1202
00:56:41,632 --> 00:56:43,110
- They're just trying
to understand what you do.
1203
00:56:43,134 --> 00:56:44,478
- Sammi!
1204
00:56:44,502 --> 00:56:46,613
You can't talk to him
when he's like this.
1205
00:56:46,637 --> 00:56:49,238
Oh, did you know
Connie Chung converted?
1206
00:56:49,907 --> 00:56:53,053
Happy Birthday to you...
1207
00:56:53,077 --> 00:56:55,655
Happy birthday to you.
1208
00:56:55,679 --> 00:56:59,326
Happy birthday, dear Jack,
1209
00:56:59,350 --> 00:57:02,729
Happy birthday to you.
1210
00:57:04,422 --> 00:57:05,766
- We're going.
1211
00:57:05,790 --> 00:57:07,234
- Bye.
1212
00:57:07,258 --> 00:57:08,969
- That was annoying.
1213
00:57:08,993 --> 00:57:10,237
- Which part?
1214
00:57:10,261 --> 00:57:12,372
- I mean, I guess
I get it, a little.
1215
00:57:12,396 --> 00:57:13,874
- Which part
of which part?
1216
00:57:13,898 --> 00:57:16,710
- Ah! You got the first job
you applied for out of the gate.
1217
00:57:16,734 --> 00:57:17,644
- Internship.
1218
00:57:17,668 --> 00:57:18,978
- They're paying you, now.
1219
00:57:19,002 --> 00:57:20,313
But you are lucky that you
don't have to worry about money.
1220
00:57:20,337 --> 00:57:21,381
We're lucky.
1221
00:57:21,405 --> 00:57:22,816
- Yes, I know. I know that.
1222
00:57:22,840 --> 00:57:24,851
But I can't feel frustrated
because everyone's
1223
00:57:24,875 --> 00:57:26,186
knee-jerk reaction is
"You're so lucky.
1224
00:57:26,210 --> 00:57:27,387
You don't have to
feel frustrated."
1225
00:57:27,411 --> 00:57:28,789
- You know, at Versailles,
1226
00:57:28,813 --> 00:57:30,524
Marie-Antoinette had this
peasant's village built,
1227
00:57:30,548 --> 00:57:32,426
like a fake one.
She wanted to feel
1228
00:57:32,450 --> 00:57:34,428
like she was doing something,
so she built this shack
1229
00:57:34,452 --> 00:57:36,530
where she could milk cows
and, like, I don't know,
1230
00:57:36,554 --> 00:57:38,031
tend to the earth.
1231
00:57:38,055 --> 00:57:40,400
- Okay, honestly, I can't begin
to do the mental gymnastics
1232
00:57:40,424 --> 00:57:42,436
to untangle that, but I'm just
very happy for you
1233
00:57:42,460 --> 00:57:44,604
that you found a use
for your major in history.
1234
00:57:44,628 --> 00:57:46,907
- It's sort of tough to complain
when you have an $800 machine
1235
00:57:46,931 --> 00:57:48,909
in your hand that could land
Apollo 13.
1236
00:57:48,933 --> 00:57:51,778
You are a young, well-off,
relatively intelligent,
1237
00:57:51,802 --> 00:57:52,546
white male.
1238
00:57:52,570 --> 00:57:53,647
- Marie-Antoinette was beheaded
1239
00:57:53,671 --> 00:57:54,981
along with her
white, male husband.
1240
00:57:55,005 --> 00:57:57,717
- What could you possibly
feel disaffected about?
1241
00:57:57,741 --> 00:57:59,219
- Maybe the fact that
I'm supposed to be
1242
00:57:59,243 --> 00:58:02,088
super-content and happy and
everything's supposed to come
1243
00:58:02,112 --> 00:58:03,824
very easily to me, so
1244
00:58:03,848 --> 00:58:06,026
whenever I find myself having
moments of perfectly normal
1245
00:58:06,050 --> 00:58:08,728
human sadness, or fear,
1246
00:58:08,752 --> 00:58:09,963
or doubt,
1247
00:58:09,987 --> 00:58:11,731
nobody takes it seriously.
1248
00:58:11,755 --> 00:58:13,500
And Apollo 13 didn't land.
1249
00:58:13,524 --> 00:58:15,202
- Well, that's 'cause
they didn't have the phone.
1250
00:58:15,226 --> 00:58:17,504
- That's because no one checked
to make sure that the people
1251
00:58:17,528 --> 00:58:18,839
they were sending into nowhere
1252
00:58:18,863 --> 00:58:20,507
were in a vehicle that wouldn't
blow up in their faces.
1253
00:58:20,531 --> 00:58:22,375
They just trusted that
the shuttle they were in
1254
00:58:22,399 --> 00:58:23,677
point A to point B
1255
00:58:23,701 --> 00:58:25,634
because that's what
they were told.
1256
00:58:26,136 --> 00:58:29,605
- Listen! I-I tried. I tried
to figure something out.
1257
00:58:31,141 --> 00:58:32,841
Hold on.
1258
00:58:33,744 --> 00:58:35,755
If you come out with this...
1259
00:58:35,779 --> 00:58:37,279
Hello?
1260
01:01:15,773 --> 01:01:18,718
- Hey, did I tell you I ran into
Becky Blidner on the subway?
1261
01:01:18,742 --> 01:01:21,221
She was wearing a suit.
Where are we?
1262
01:01:21,245 --> 01:01:23,289
- She's probably miserable
and going home.
1263
01:01:23,313 --> 01:01:26,026
- Well, no, it was the morning.
How long are you gonna be?
1264
01:01:26,050 --> 01:01:27,927
- She's probably miserable
and going to work.
1265
01:01:27,951 --> 01:01:29,829
- I was coming back
from an interview.
1266
01:01:29,853 --> 01:01:31,765
We're supposed
to meet them by 11.
1267
01:01:31,789 --> 01:01:33,366
- Yeah, we'll get there.
1268
01:01:33,390 --> 01:01:35,123
- On Bram time.
1269
01:01:35,392 --> 01:01:37,170
Google's opening an office here.
1270
01:01:37,194 --> 01:01:38,571
- Ah, here.
1271
01:01:38,595 --> 01:01:40,295
- Where?
1272
01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:44,911
- I blew it, anyway.
They ask you all these questions
1273
01:01:44,935 --> 01:01:46,846
that nobody can answer,
by the way, like,
1274
01:01:46,870 --> 01:01:48,848
how many times in a day
does a clock's hands overlap?
1275
01:01:48,872 --> 01:01:50,817
- How much do you
think this house cost?
1276
01:01:50,841 --> 01:01:53,386
- I don't know.
It was 22, somehow.
1277
01:01:53,410 --> 01:01:56,923
- He paid just under 300
for it, like, ten years ago.
1278
01:01:56,947 --> 01:01:58,158
- Who?
1279
01:01:58,182 --> 01:02:01,027
- Rob. If you bought it now
it'd cost, like, $900,000.
1280
01:02:01,051 --> 01:02:04,264
- Okay, Bram, are you fucked?
What are we even doing here?
1281
01:02:04,288 --> 01:02:05,465
- The guy's not answering me.
1282
01:02:05,489 --> 01:02:08,668
- He's not answering you?
I wonder what that's like?
1283
01:02:08,692 --> 01:02:09,936
We should go.
1284
01:02:09,960 --> 01:02:11,471
- Look, if he's not real,
then I'm updating Twitter
1285
01:02:11,495 --> 01:02:13,173
with links to some intern's
lists until they realize
1286
01:02:13,197 --> 01:02:14,974
that interns can write lists
and tweet.
1287
01:02:14,998 --> 01:02:16,810
- Maybe it's better
if he's not real.
1288
01:02:16,834 --> 01:02:18,645
- You know how much
his father was worth?
1289
01:02:18,669 --> 01:02:19,946
- Honestly, I don't care.
1290
01:02:19,970 --> 01:02:21,614
- Everything he has
he can thank his dad for.
1291
01:02:21,638 --> 01:02:23,683
- As we sit in your dad's Benz.
1292
01:02:23,707 --> 01:02:25,085
Let's go, seriously.
1293
01:02:25,109 --> 01:02:26,753
- Wait, why do you
think it's not real?
1294
01:02:26,777 --> 01:02:27,987
- I said that it might not be,
1295
01:02:28,011 --> 01:02:29,189
it's probably better
if it's not.
1296
01:02:29,213 --> 01:02:30,690
- The guy's the mayor
and he's on camera
1297
01:02:30,714 --> 01:02:32,325
smoking crack in a crack den.
1298
01:02:32,349 --> 01:02:33,515
- Allegedly.
1299
01:02:33,684 --> 01:02:35,028
- Allegedly.
1300
01:02:35,052 --> 01:02:36,463
I wouldn't even know
where to find crack,
1301
01:02:36,487 --> 01:02:37,797
let alone a den full of it.
1302
01:02:37,821 --> 01:02:39,399
- Well, maybe you should start
by asking the guy
1303
01:02:39,423 --> 01:02:40,600
that deals you weed.
1304
01:02:40,624 --> 01:02:41,801
- Oh, yeah, I'm sure that
Noah Schwartz
1305
01:02:41,825 --> 01:02:43,236
of Congregation
Sheket Bevakasha...
1306
01:02:43,260 --> 01:02:44,838
- Hey!
1307
01:02:44,862 --> 01:02:48,274
- ...knows all the finest crack
and opium dens in Forest Hill.
1308
01:02:48,298 --> 01:02:50,210
- I wish opium dens
were still a thing.
1309
01:02:50,234 --> 01:02:51,711
- And-and that's
not the same thing.
1310
01:02:51,735 --> 01:02:52,779
- Oh, yeah, no.
1311
01:02:52,803 --> 01:02:55,504
Crack is whack,
opium is dope-ium.
1312
01:02:55,939 --> 01:02:58,151
- I met the guy. He's real.
1313
01:02:58,175 --> 01:02:59,986
- You know, isn't there
this whole subset of journalism
1314
01:03:00,010 --> 01:03:02,756
where you get to make up
wildly inaccurate shit,
1315
01:03:02,780 --> 01:03:04,791
tweet it to the masses
and still get some of your own
1316
01:03:04,815 --> 01:03:06,226
press while doing so?
1317
01:03:06,250 --> 01:03:09,662
That way, it's sort of worth it
when they expose you.
1318
01:03:09,686 --> 01:03:11,131
- How is that worth it?
1319
01:03:11,155 --> 01:03:12,866
- You get your
own Wikipedia page.
1320
01:03:16,126 --> 01:03:17,937
- What did you think you were
going to find sitting outside
1321
01:03:17,961 --> 01:03:19,339
of his house? I'm just curious.
1322
01:03:19,363 --> 01:03:22,008
- If he-if he left I could see
where he went for myself
1323
01:03:22,032 --> 01:03:25,445
and not just from other people
on Instagram the next day.
1324
01:03:26,770 --> 01:03:28,448
- You told the cops you were
working on a story
1325
01:03:28,472 --> 01:03:30,283
for the paper, is that right?
1326
01:03:30,307 --> 01:03:32,007
- I am!
1327
01:03:33,577 --> 01:03:35,054
- I don't know if I didn't
make myself clear
1328
01:03:35,078 --> 01:03:36,723
or if you have a drug problem
I'm not aware of...
1329
01:03:36,747 --> 01:03:38,691
- Yes! Yes, I fucked up. I know.
1330
01:03:38,715 --> 01:03:40,693
- Well, I'm glad
that got through.
1331
01:03:40,717 --> 01:03:43,630
Look at me: you do not
pitch stories!
1332
01:03:43,654 --> 01:03:45,031
You are assigned things!
1333
01:03:45,055 --> 01:03:47,333
You do not use the paper's name
when you are caught
1334
01:03:47,357 --> 01:03:50,158
staking out the mayor's house.
You get it?
1335
01:03:50,594 --> 01:03:52,294
- I'm sorry.
1336
01:03:59,169 --> 01:04:00,814
- You know, I actually wish we
were paying you more,
1337
01:04:00,838 --> 01:04:02,448
I really do.
1338
01:04:02,472 --> 01:04:05,941
That way we could just
cut you from the budget.
1339
01:04:07,077 --> 01:04:10,111
It's funny how when you're
dispensable you're actually not.
1340
01:04:28,398 --> 01:04:30,098
- This is Ashley.
1341
01:04:30,634 --> 01:04:32,334
Hi.
1342
01:04:35,205 --> 01:04:36,905
A-about what?
1343
01:04:41,645 --> 01:04:43,345
What?
1344
01:04:47,117 --> 01:04:48,683
I'll have to call you
back on that.
1345
01:04:57,294 --> 01:04:58,705
- What?
1346
01:05:08,839 --> 01:05:11,673
- Hey! I didn't know
what happened to you.
1347
01:05:12,009 --> 01:05:14,087
Well, that's hard to say
without seeing, uh,
1348
01:05:14,111 --> 01:05:17,145
what we're paying for.
How much were you thinking?
1349
01:05:17,381 --> 01:05:18,424
Well...
1350
01:05:18,448 --> 01:05:20,393
Well, they won't go above
your asking price,
1351
01:05:20,417 --> 01:05:23,451
so you should definitely
start higher than you want.
1352
01:05:26,757 --> 01:05:28,456
300,000.
1353
01:05:28,759 --> 01:05:30,737
- I hope we're
discussing lira.
1354
01:05:30,761 --> 01:05:31,838
- Does anyone still use lira?
1355
01:05:31,862 --> 01:05:32,705
- Lebanon.
1356
01:05:32,729 --> 01:05:33,640
- No, they have the pound.
1357
01:05:33,664 --> 01:05:34,741
- Well, they
call it a lira.
1358
01:05:34,765 --> 01:05:36,009
- Turkey has the lira. Stop.
1359
01:05:36,033 --> 01:05:38,211
We're not paying 300,000
anything for a video.
1360
01:05:38,235 --> 01:05:40,580
- Well, he started with 150.
1361
01:05:40,604 --> 01:05:42,570
- You negotiated up?
1362
01:05:43,006 --> 01:05:46,019
- No, no. Um, he said that
they wouldn't go below 150
1363
01:05:46,043 --> 01:05:47,687
and so I said that
he should start higher
1364
01:05:47,711 --> 01:05:49,722
so there's room to negotiate.
1365
01:05:49,746 --> 01:05:51,524
- So you negotiated up.
1366
01:05:51,548 --> 01:05:54,160
- If the Globe knows,
all the papers know.
1367
01:05:54,184 --> 01:05:55,395
One of them is gonna get it.
1368
01:05:55,419 --> 01:05:56,896
- Did they say how much
the guy was asking?
1369
01:05:56,920 --> 01:05:58,498
We could offer them more.
1370
01:05:58,522 --> 01:06:00,221
- Offer them more?
1371
01:06:00,590 --> 01:06:02,035
- Let's offer
them ten grand.
1372
01:06:02,059 --> 01:06:04,504
- For what? We haven't seen
what we're even discussing.
1373
01:06:04,528 --> 01:06:06,839
If we're taking some guy
who disappeared for two weeks...
1374
01:06:06,863 --> 01:06:08,563
- Three.
1375
01:06:09,566 --> 01:06:11,511
- Three weeks!
1376
01:06:11,535 --> 01:06:13,513
You're good. We're taking
some guy who disappeared
1377
01:06:13,537 --> 01:06:15,915
for three weeks' word
that there is a video
1378
01:06:15,939 --> 01:06:18,651
that someone may
want to see, maybe...
1379
01:06:18,675 --> 01:06:19,953
Where are you supposed
to meet him?
1380
01:06:19,977 --> 01:06:22,021
- We're not telling
anyone anything.
1381
01:06:22,045 --> 01:06:24,179
- I was just asking if...
1382
01:06:25,115 --> 01:06:27,627
I want to make sure it doesn't
look like we were lying
1383
01:06:27,651 --> 01:06:29,228
when this eventually leaks.
1384
01:06:29,252 --> 01:06:31,597
- You know what happens if this
leaks? He loses his job.
1385
01:06:31,621 --> 01:06:34,033
And you know what happens
when he loses his?
1386
01:06:34,057 --> 01:06:35,735
- If it leaks?
1387
01:06:35,759 --> 01:06:36,803
- So, what's in the budget?
1388
01:06:36,827 --> 01:06:38,838
- TMZ pays money
for these stories.
1389
01:06:38,862 --> 01:06:40,506
- TMZ also has revenue.
1390
01:06:40,530 --> 01:06:41,975
- We are a real newspaper
1391
01:06:41,999 --> 01:06:43,509
and we have a responsibility
as journalists
1392
01:06:43,533 --> 01:06:46,112
- We have a responsibility to
the city and, more importantly,
1393
01:06:46,136 --> 01:06:48,214
to the people looking at your
bottom line every day
1394
01:06:48,238 --> 01:06:51,217
where your salary is one of the
very brightest red numbers.
1395
01:06:51,241 --> 01:06:53,753
Do you know what kind of traffic
this can pull to the site?
1396
01:06:53,777 --> 01:06:54,954
- We are a newspaper!
1397
01:06:54,978 --> 01:06:57,579
- We don't deal in news
anymore, Judith.
1398
01:07:18,735 --> 01:07:20,813
- Oh, it's-it's just a
statement.
1399
01:07:20,837 --> 01:07:22,882
Some questions...
1400
01:07:22,906 --> 01:07:24,851
- I still work for the city.
1401
01:07:24,875 --> 01:07:27,387
- I-I get it. We also do.
1402
01:07:27,411 --> 01:07:30,456
We have the same boss,
technically, me and you.
1403
01:07:30,480 --> 01:07:33,192
- Even if we were
to pay them something...
1404
01:07:33,216 --> 01:07:35,895
we just fired people
to save money.
1405
01:07:35,919 --> 01:07:38,564
We are not looking
to add expenses here.
1406
01:07:38,588 --> 01:07:41,034
And they're looking
for a ridiculous amount.
1407
01:07:41,058 --> 01:07:43,636
- But what if we, uh,
partnered with someone
1408
01:07:43,660 --> 01:07:45,238
like they did on WikiLeaks?
1409
01:07:45,262 --> 01:07:46,906
- I don't think The Times
or Der Spiegel would have
1410
01:07:46,930 --> 01:07:49,375
the same level of interest they
had in the US State Department
1411
01:07:49,399 --> 01:07:52,445
spying on the UN that they would
in a Canadian mayor
1412
01:07:52,469 --> 01:07:53,613
smoking crack.
1413
01:07:53,637 --> 01:07:55,815
And they didn't pay.
1414
01:07:55,839 --> 01:07:57,383
- No, but I know
they got approached.
1415
01:07:57,407 --> 01:07:58,885
The Star, probably
The Globe, too.
1416
01:07:58,909 --> 01:08:00,053
- What?
1417
01:08:00,077 --> 01:08:01,654
- Bram's guy spoke to them...
The Star.
1418
01:08:01,678 --> 01:08:02,744
- How do you know that?
1419
01:08:05,348 --> 01:08:08,661
- I know someone over there
that can't really keep a secret.
1420
01:08:08,685 --> 01:08:10,263
- You think they're having the
same conversation
1421
01:08:10,287 --> 01:08:12,654
about you at The Star right now?
1422
01:08:15,192 --> 01:08:17,236
- Come here a second?
1423
01:08:17,260 --> 01:08:19,861
- We can work it
around your schedule.
1424
01:08:20,664 --> 01:08:22,597
- I have to think about it.
1425
01:08:23,667 --> 01:08:25,778
- Well, what if we get Ashley,
that girl from his office?
1426
01:08:25,802 --> 01:08:26,712
She wouldn't go on record,
1427
01:08:26,736 --> 01:08:28,081
but what if we did
get her on record?
1428
01:08:28,105 --> 01:08:29,482
- Nobody gives a fuck
about her story!
1429
01:08:29,506 --> 01:08:33,241
They want to see a video
of a mayor smoking crack.
1430
01:08:35,679 --> 01:08:37,023
- Yo.
1431
01:08:37,047 --> 01:08:39,125
- Remember the budget increase
we voted against?
1432
01:08:39,149 --> 01:08:40,093
Office expenses?
1433
01:08:40,117 --> 01:08:41,494
- "Office expenses". Yeah.
1434
01:08:41,518 --> 01:08:43,496
- It was voted through, but Rob
refused to take it.
1435
01:08:43,520 --> 01:08:45,865
Where does it live?
The refused amount.
1436
01:08:45,889 --> 01:08:47,400
- Technically?
1437
01:08:47,424 --> 01:08:49,669
I guess it's in our
office purses
1438
01:08:49,693 --> 01:08:51,704
and whatever surplus is left
at the end of fiscal
1439
01:08:51,728 --> 01:08:53,106
goes back into the pot.
1440
01:08:53,130 --> 01:08:56,109
- And they, uh, argued that
office means "office".
1441
01:08:56,133 --> 01:08:57,743
Like, in the end,
they're using it for what?
1442
01:08:57,767 --> 01:09:01,047
- Whatever. Dubman uses it
to sponsor a little league team.
1443
01:09:01,071 --> 01:09:02,515
- You can use it
in your community?
1444
01:09:02,539 --> 01:09:04,317
- You can. Why?
1445
01:09:04,341 --> 01:09:06,519
- I wanna give to a community
charity using "office" expenses.
1446
01:09:06,543 --> 01:09:07,687
Kosher?
1447
01:09:07,711 --> 01:09:09,288
- Dubman and Inchens and them
do a "women's lunch"
1448
01:09:09,312 --> 01:09:10,790
for themselves once in a while.
1449
01:09:10,814 --> 01:09:12,758
It's charged to their offices,
so if the people of Toronto
1450
01:09:12,782 --> 01:09:15,328
are unknowingly paying for
$20 kale Caesars,
1451
01:09:15,352 --> 01:09:16,729
I'm sure they'll be fine
not knowing they're also
1452
01:09:16,753 --> 01:09:17,563
giving to charity.
1453
01:09:17,587 --> 01:09:18,319
- Great.
1454
01:09:22,726 --> 01:09:24,070
- I want to know
what is on there,
1455
01:09:24,094 --> 01:09:25,827
so make sure he thinks
we have more than we do.
1456
01:09:30,267 --> 01:09:32,979
- This is good, Judith.
1457
01:09:33,003 --> 01:09:34,068
You can smile.
1458
01:09:34,871 --> 01:09:36,804
- Go back to your desk.
1459
01:11:12,836 --> 01:11:14,769
- What's good?
1460
01:11:25,482 --> 01:11:27,615
- Should I put these on?
1461
01:11:28,051 --> 01:11:30,418
- I mean, if you wanna listen.
1462
01:12:46,396 --> 01:12:48,096
- All right, man.
1463
01:12:49,065 --> 01:12:50,765
That's enough.
1464
01:12:51,368 --> 01:12:53,112
- Can I watch it again?
1465
01:12:53,136 --> 01:12:54,814
- Nah.
1466
01:12:54,838 --> 01:12:56,537
Just one for free, man.
1467
01:12:57,073 --> 01:12:58,551
- Were you there?
1468
01:13:00,043 --> 01:13:01,620
- Yes.
1469
01:13:01,644 --> 01:13:03,778
- Did you take the video?
1470
01:13:06,049 --> 01:13:07,749
- He was there.
1471
01:13:09,919 --> 01:13:11,619
- What's in the pipe?
1472
01:13:13,022 --> 01:13:14,533
- Wha... Whadda you think, hm?
1473
01:13:14,557 --> 01:13:16,702
- I'm just-I'm just makin' sure.
1474
01:13:16,726 --> 01:13:21,396
- So, what are you maybe
thinking about the money?
1475
01:13:22,699 --> 01:13:24,744
- I think we can
get you some.
1476
01:13:24,768 --> 01:13:27,980
- Okay, so why don't you
tell your boss what you saw
1477
01:13:28,004 --> 01:13:30,104
and, uh, tell me a number, hm?
1478
01:13:38,815 --> 01:13:40,515
- Okay.
1479
01:13:41,017 --> 01:13:42,717
Calm down.
1480
01:13:44,921 --> 01:13:46,621
Here's what you do.
1481
01:13:53,296 --> 01:13:54,673
- Oh, hey!
1482
01:13:54,697 --> 01:13:56,097
- Rob!
1483
01:13:56,566 --> 01:13:59,812
- In a minute. Look,
a lot of people are here.
1484
01:13:59,836 --> 01:14:01,881
It's all in how they wanna
cut the waste,
1485
01:14:01,905 --> 01:14:04,383
stand here every day
to have their voices heard.
1486
01:14:04,407 --> 01:14:05,985
Good. Thank you for coming.
1487
01:14:06,009 --> 01:14:07,086
- Thanks. Thanks.
1488
01:14:07,110 --> 01:14:08,254
Hey, Rob.
1489
01:14:08,278 --> 01:14:09,622
- Oh, hey! How are ya?
Thanks for comin'.
1490
01:14:09,646 --> 01:14:12,658
- Hey! You're hiring
immigrants now, too, eh?
1491
01:14:12,682 --> 01:14:14,493
Yeah, you should get
him a cab, not a suit.
1492
01:14:14,517 --> 01:14:16,328
- No, no. Kamal's not...
1493
01:14:16,352 --> 01:14:18,397
No, Kamal's good.
No, that's not right.
1494
01:14:18,421 --> 01:14:19,698
- Ahhh, fuckin'
gravy train, Rob!
1495
01:14:19,722 --> 01:14:21,734
- Yeah, you got it, man!
You got it.
1496
01:14:21,758 --> 01:14:24,336
- Pay a fine.
- Ah, we just need...
1497
01:14:24,360 --> 01:14:25,404
Oh! That's him!
1498
01:14:25,428 --> 01:14:27,506
Um, just need...
1499
01:14:27,530 --> 01:14:29,897
Oh!
1500
01:14:30,867 --> 01:14:34,046
- What kind of feeling
do you get from this guy?
1501
01:14:34,070 --> 01:14:35,548
- What do you mean?
1502
01:14:35,572 --> 01:14:38,172
- Well, all we know
about him is that
1503
01:14:38,508 --> 01:14:40,619
whoever he's helping...
himself? Who knows?
1504
01:14:40,643 --> 01:14:43,155
All we know is that they're
involved in drugs.
1505
01:14:43,179 --> 01:14:45,024
Peripherally. Directly.
1506
01:14:45,048 --> 01:14:48,761
And it's not like some kid
selling weed to some nerds
1507
01:14:48,785 --> 01:14:50,918
playing gun games
in their basement.
1508
01:14:52,489 --> 01:14:54,889
Who are we giving
this money to?
1509
01:14:55,225 --> 01:14:58,259
We print murders every day...
gangs, whatever... but...
1510
01:15:00,530 --> 01:15:02,230
We're not bankrolling it.
1511
01:15:02,832 --> 01:15:05,578
- Well if... If someone
had a compromising video
1512
01:15:05,602 --> 01:15:07,980
of someone in power and...
1513
01:15:08,004 --> 01:15:10,149
I don't know, somehow they
used it as a chip
1514
01:15:10,173 --> 01:15:11,873
with the office,
1515
01:15:12,575 --> 01:15:15,187
then wouldn't it be better
for a paper to pay something?
1516
01:15:15,211 --> 01:15:17,556
Rather than have that person
1517
01:15:17,580 --> 01:15:19,158
hold some sort of power
that the people
1518
01:15:19,182 --> 01:15:20,882
would be affected by?
1519
01:15:25,388 --> 01:15:27,522
- Go buy us some clicks.
1520
01:16:16,873 --> 01:16:19,907
- Hello? Yes, I just got here.
I'm fine.
1521
01:16:21,411 --> 01:16:23,778
Mom. Mom, I'll call you back.
1522
01:17:33,750 --> 01:17:35,383
- Wrote it anyways.
1523
01:17:36,519 --> 01:17:37,846
- You wrote what?
1524
01:17:37,870 --> 01:17:39,198
- What the video is;
what's on it, 'kay? I, I...
1525
01:17:39,222 --> 01:17:41,266
We can just describe it.
I know what I saw and-and
1526
01:17:41,290 --> 01:17:42,368
how to do it. Here, look...
1527
01:17:42,392 --> 01:17:43,469
If people hear what's
on the video...
1528
01:17:43,493 --> 01:17:44,837
- The people that'll
believe it will believe it
1529
01:17:44,861 --> 01:17:45,971
and the one's that won't,
they won't.
1530
01:17:45,995 --> 01:17:47,773
- No, no, no! Dave, Dave,
I think that if we just
1531
01:17:47,797 --> 01:17:49,375
print this, then
it's pretty much...
1532
01:17:49,399 --> 01:17:51,899
- Come here. Look. Come here.
1533
01:17:54,203 --> 01:17:55,903
Look.
1534
01:17:59,575 --> 01:18:01,342
- This is insane.
1535
01:18:02,145 --> 01:18:03,778
- Why are you smiling?
1536
01:18:05,381 --> 01:18:06,914
- Why aren't you?
1537
01:18:07,684 --> 01:18:09,795
- Seriously? Seriously,
this is my story. This is-
1538
01:18:09,819 --> 01:18:11,363
- Oh, Jesus Christ!
You gotta stop saying that.
1539
01:18:11,387 --> 01:18:12,865
- This is... They don't even have
the video, okay?
1540
01:18:12,889 --> 01:18:13,999
They're just describing it.
1541
01:18:14,023 --> 01:18:15,434
- They're raising
the money for it
1542
01:18:15,458 --> 01:18:17,425
on top of the ten you gave away.
1543
01:18:19,595 --> 01:18:21,507
- You're still here for
the same reasons I am.
1544
01:18:21,531 --> 01:18:23,342
You could've bailed.
1545
01:18:23,366 --> 01:18:25,377
- I need this job, too.
1546
01:18:25,401 --> 01:18:26,311
But,
1547
01:18:26,335 --> 01:18:28,035
maybe it's...
1548
01:18:32,508 --> 01:18:35,287
Dude, if you've
smoked crack once
1549
01:18:35,311 --> 01:18:38,824
in the past, does that impact
your ability to be mayor?
1550
01:18:38,848 --> 01:18:40,592
I don't know. Maybe.
1551
01:18:40,616 --> 01:18:42,316
It's a discussion. Fine.
1552
01:18:43,619 --> 01:18:45,364
But if you get blackout
drunk enough
1553
01:18:45,388 --> 01:18:48,956
that you can't remember the time
that you harassed someone?
1554
01:18:50,660 --> 01:18:53,494
Then you should not
be mayor of this city.
1555
01:18:56,999 --> 01:18:58,499
You know,
1556
01:18:59,235 --> 01:19:01,869
I thought you would
say something to him;
1557
01:19:02,905 --> 01:19:06,107
ask Rob to apologize
for what he said to me.
1558
01:19:06,876 --> 01:19:08,120
But then I thought,
1559
01:19:08,144 --> 01:19:10,322
"Maybe Kamal doesn't have
that much control
1560
01:19:10,346 --> 01:19:12,046
over what Rob says".
1561
01:19:15,251 --> 01:19:18,285
But you didn't even
say anything to me.
1562
01:19:20,490 --> 01:19:22,189
It was just another day.
1563
01:19:24,927 --> 01:19:26,827
I was just another woman.
1564
01:19:28,364 --> 01:19:30,297
Another story for you to bury.
1565
01:19:32,468 --> 01:19:34,168
- Fuck...
1566
01:19:44,747 --> 01:19:46,447
- I came in today...
1567
01:19:49,652 --> 01:19:51,352
And there you guys were.
1568
01:19:56,259 --> 01:19:57,958
And here we are.
1569
01:19:59,829 --> 01:20:01,962
- And that's everything
you know?
1570
01:20:03,166 --> 01:20:04,865
- Yeah.
1571
01:20:07,904 --> 01:20:09,804
- You got anything else?
1572
01:20:17,246 --> 01:20:18,946
- Rob?
1573
01:20:23,920 --> 01:20:26,098
- You know what the kids
are gonna say they find out
1574
01:20:26,122 --> 01:20:27,166
I'm fired?
1575
01:20:27,190 --> 01:20:29,601
- You can't get fired,
really. Not like that.
1576
01:20:29,625 --> 01:20:31,603
- Yes, they can!
1577
01:20:31,627 --> 01:20:32,871
They called me.
1578
01:20:32,895 --> 01:20:34,907
They don't want me
to do it anymore.
1579
01:20:34,931 --> 01:20:37,409
They're gonna get the
phys ed guy to coach now.
1580
01:20:37,433 --> 01:20:38,944
He don't even know those kids.
1581
01:20:38,968 --> 01:20:42,047
He coaches girls' volleyball
and now he's gonna coach
1582
01:20:42,071 --> 01:20:43,571
my team!
1583
01:20:46,042 --> 01:20:48,175
- You're still the Mayor, Rob.
1584
01:20:51,080 --> 01:20:53,881
- The kids are gonna
read this shit.
1585
01:20:56,986 --> 01:20:59,464
I didn't do bad things.
1586
01:20:59,488 --> 01:21:01,266
I just want to make things good.
1587
01:21:01,290 --> 01:21:04,837
You know, I go and I meet
everyone and I help 'em.
1588
01:21:04,861 --> 01:21:06,305
I don't care what.
1589
01:21:06,329 --> 01:21:08,874
Yeah, but they just
wanna get me.
1590
01:21:12,735 --> 01:21:14,980
You don't think it'll
be forever, do you?
1591
01:21:15,004 --> 01:21:17,638
Just, like a suspension,
more of?
1592
01:21:18,708 --> 01:21:20,407
- The coaching?
1593
01:21:21,844 --> 01:21:23,589
I think if there's no
video then nothing's...
1594
01:21:23,613 --> 01:21:25,424
- No, there's no video!
1595
01:21:25,448 --> 01:21:27,147
I swear, there's none.
1596
01:21:28,384 --> 01:21:30,596
I was just hanging out
with the kids.
1597
01:21:30,620 --> 01:21:32,598
You know, we were
just hanging out.
1598
01:21:32,622 --> 01:21:34,321
Like regular, you know?
1599
01:21:37,226 --> 01:21:39,827
- But there's no video,
though, Rob, right?
1600
01:21:40,096 --> 01:21:43,364
- Yeah, but they always
just want to get something.
1601
01:21:44,767 --> 01:21:46,511
And they're always
on their phone.
1602
01:21:46,535 --> 01:21:50,070
And I know they're there
and I know they're doing shit.
1603
01:21:50,373 --> 01:21:53,785
Sometimes I leave here
and there's a cop car
1604
01:21:53,809 --> 01:21:56,021
and I swear that I know
that it's the same...
1605
01:21:56,045 --> 01:21:58,557
I get home and
it's the same car,
1606
01:21:58,581 --> 01:22:00,025
just driving around.
1607
01:22:00,049 --> 01:22:01,560
You know, like it's looking
for somethin',
1608
01:22:01,584 --> 01:22:04,563
or trying to put somethin'
there... plantin', like.
1609
01:22:07,089 --> 01:22:08,667
There's a game tonight.
1610
01:22:08,691 --> 01:22:10,068
I want you to give me
their numbers.
1611
01:22:10,092 --> 01:22:12,004
We'll order pizza and then
1612
01:22:12,028 --> 01:22:13,438
I'll tell them all
to come over here
1613
01:22:13,462 --> 01:22:14,206
after their game.
1614
01:22:14,230 --> 01:22:15,507
- I think we gotta wait, Rob.
1615
01:22:15,531 --> 01:22:17,342
- No. I wanna eat pizza
1616
01:22:17,366 --> 01:22:18,944
and I wanna eat pizza
with the kids.
1617
01:22:18,968 --> 01:22:20,345
- Rob, I don't think
that's a good...
1618
01:22:20,369 --> 01:22:23,470
- You're not the fuckin' boss!
I'm the boss!
1619
01:22:25,474 --> 01:22:27,686
You find the numbers
and you write 'em down.
1620
01:22:27,710 --> 01:22:29,354
You just do that!
1621
01:22:29,378 --> 01:22:31,023
You think it's a
fucking math test?
1622
01:22:31,047 --> 01:22:32,947
It's not math numbers!
1623
01:22:37,653 --> 01:22:39,353
- Okay.
1624
01:22:41,123 --> 01:22:43,268
I'll get the numbers,
but then I'm gonna go.
1625
01:22:43,292 --> 01:22:45,037
- What? No.
1626
01:22:45,061 --> 01:22:47,773
No! No, don't leave, Kamal.
1627
01:22:47,797 --> 01:22:49,496
No.
1628
01:22:49,665 --> 01:22:51,109
No. All right, all right;
1629
01:22:51,133 --> 01:22:53,578
we'll just take a break and
we'll come back in a little.
1630
01:22:53,602 --> 01:22:55,514
All right? I love ya'.
1631
01:22:55,538 --> 01:22:57,237
I love ya', Kamal.
1632
01:22:58,074 --> 01:22:59,974
You're my friend.
1633
01:23:00,710 --> 01:23:03,143
I'm sorry, okay?
1634
01:23:03,813 --> 01:23:05,512
Okay?
1635
01:23:05,848 --> 01:23:09,116
Huh? Okay, so, and then
you can come back after.
1636
01:23:13,255 --> 01:23:15,767
- Remember that night?
Here with your friends?
1637
01:23:15,791 --> 01:23:16,835
- Huh?
1638
01:23:16,859 --> 01:23:18,003
- You yelled something
to Ashley.
1639
01:23:18,027 --> 01:23:19,538
And I was here
the next day...
1640
01:23:19,562 --> 01:23:20,939
- Who?
1641
01:23:20,963 --> 01:23:23,041
Who? No, no. I don't remember.
1642
01:23:23,065 --> 01:23:24,710
- You did, Rob.
1643
01:23:24,734 --> 01:23:27,145
- You know, well, you know,
I was...
1644
01:23:27,169 --> 01:23:29,281
I was having a good time.
I, uh...
1645
01:23:29,305 --> 01:23:31,683
You know, I was a little
out of control that night.
1646
01:23:31,707 --> 01:23:34,775
I was. I know. I'm not arguing.
1647
01:23:37,380 --> 01:23:38,290
- I'm gonna go...
1648
01:23:38,314 --> 01:23:39,925
- So go!!
1649
01:23:39,949 --> 01:23:43,217
I'm on my knees, but
I'm not a fucking cunt.
1650
01:23:44,587 --> 01:23:46,298
I'm not begging for ya'.
1651
01:23:46,322 --> 01:23:47,933
Go!
1652
01:23:47,957 --> 01:23:49,656
I'll order pizza! Easy.
1653
01:24:03,606 --> 01:24:05,305
- You know, Rob,
1654
01:24:06,075 --> 01:24:08,320
I love that you answer
everyone's call
1655
01:24:08,344 --> 01:24:10,255
and that you see everyone
that needs something
1656
01:24:10,279 --> 01:24:14,048
and that you like to have
a good time when you're out.
1657
01:24:14,250 --> 01:24:17,162
I thought that'd be
a cool guy to work for.
1658
01:24:17,186 --> 01:24:18,830
That's a good mayor.
1659
01:24:18,854 --> 01:24:21,867
But, if you're drunk enough
you don't know you harassed
1660
01:24:21,891 --> 01:24:23,535
one of your own...
1661
01:24:23,559 --> 01:24:26,038
- If you're done, I have
another Kamal comin'.
1662
01:24:26,062 --> 01:24:27,728
No problem, buddy.
1663
01:24:29,231 --> 01:24:30,731
Get out!
1664
01:24:51,087 --> 01:24:52,564
- It's on here.
1665
01:24:52,588 --> 01:24:56,368
I can't tell you how I got it,
but it's... But it's there.
1666
01:24:56,392 --> 01:24:58,525
- We tapped the guy's phones.
1667
01:24:58,994 --> 01:25:00,138
- Rob's?
1668
01:25:00,162 --> 01:25:01,862
- The video guy.
1669
01:25:02,631 --> 01:25:03,909
- He in trouble?
1670
01:25:03,933 --> 01:25:05,510
- Yeah, we can't say.
1671
01:25:05,534 --> 01:25:07,301
- But, yeah.
1672
01:25:15,111 --> 01:25:16,721
- Is he gonna lose his job?
1673
01:25:16,745 --> 01:25:18,445
- He's the mayor.
1674
01:25:19,949 --> 01:25:22,316
- Is that a yes or no?
1675
01:25:29,024 --> 01:25:30,724
- Am I in trouble?
1676
01:25:31,427 --> 01:25:32,804
- No.
1677
01:25:32,828 --> 01:25:34,306
It wasn't illegal, what you did.
1678
01:25:34,330 --> 01:25:36,230
Stupid, but not illegal.
1679
01:25:37,199 --> 01:25:39,311
We're just trying to figure out
how to get your boss
1680
01:25:39,335 --> 01:25:42,080
her money back, is all. But...
1681
01:25:42,104 --> 01:25:44,116
Yeah. You're fine.
1682
01:25:44,140 --> 01:25:46,084
- But your judgment was just
1683
01:25:46,108 --> 01:25:47,486
way, way off.
1684
01:25:47,510 --> 01:25:51,245
I don't see how we can
continue with you from here.
1685
01:25:51,714 --> 01:25:53,413
- Wait, like...
1686
01:25:53,849 --> 01:25:55,549
Like, at all?
1687
01:25:58,254 --> 01:26:00,621
- I like you, Bram. Mostly.
1688
01:26:00,823 --> 01:26:03,735
But, you know, this was just...
1689
01:26:03,759 --> 01:26:05,659
- You're firing me?
1690
01:26:05,895 --> 01:26:07,828
- We're not renewing
your contract.
1691
01:26:08,898 --> 01:26:10,597
- But you...
1692
01:26:12,768 --> 01:26:14,801
You guys gave the go ahead.
1693
01:26:20,576 --> 01:26:23,655
- All you had to do was show up
and do what you were asked.
1694
01:26:23,679 --> 01:26:26,057
Show up, shut up, head down.
That's all a kid like you
1695
01:26:26,081 --> 01:26:28,126
has to know, has to do.
1696
01:26:28,150 --> 01:26:31,418
You think I'm sitting
on this side of the desk
1697
01:26:32,855 --> 01:26:34,332
because I showed up?
1698
01:26:34,356 --> 01:26:37,424
You think everybody who wanted
to work here knew somebody?
1699
01:26:38,060 --> 01:26:40,172
That's your chance.
1700
01:26:40,196 --> 01:26:43,263
So, no, you don't get another
until you earn it.
1701
01:26:43,532 --> 01:26:46,878
Maybe I should've thought
longer before trusting
1702
01:26:46,902 --> 01:26:50,649
someone so green, or maybe you
took too big a bite.
1703
01:26:50,673 --> 01:26:52,339
I don't know. But...
1704
01:26:53,542 --> 01:26:55,220
I think:
1705
01:26:55,244 --> 01:26:58,212
maybe you're just not
a very good journalist.
1706
01:27:54,136 --> 01:27:56,303
- Bram? Come on back.
1707
01:27:58,874 --> 01:28:00,574
Hey.
1708
01:28:07,883 --> 01:28:10,050
- I banged your pussy.
1709
01:28:15,124 --> 01:28:17,724
- Are you sure
that's what he said?
1710
01:28:20,863 --> 01:28:23,897
- But you had been drinking
that night, correct?
1711
01:28:24,667 --> 01:28:25,810
- What?
1712
01:28:25,834 --> 01:28:27,245
- Ah, I was just, um...
1713
01:28:27,269 --> 01:28:29,948
I know that sometimes
if I have a drink or two,
1714
01:28:29,972 --> 01:28:32,205
I'll remember different.
I just...
1715
01:28:32,941 --> 01:28:36,543
Are you sure you're remembering
exactly what happened?
1716
01:28:38,213 --> 01:28:39,913
- Yes.
1717
01:28:40,582 --> 01:28:42,994
And even though I had a beer
before coming here,
1718
01:28:43,018 --> 01:28:46,731
I'll also remember that I said
"fuck you" to a police officer
1719
01:28:46,755 --> 01:28:48,733
when you ask me if that
actually happened, too.
1720
01:28:48,757 --> 01:28:49,668
- Look, I...
1721
01:28:49,692 --> 01:28:51,558
- Fuck you!
1722
01:28:56,198 --> 01:28:57,898
Any other questions?
1723
01:28:58,667 --> 01:29:02,669
- I see you were volunteering as
a football coach for a period.
1724
01:29:02,938 --> 01:29:06,351
But, well, were you doing
anything to keep yourself sharp?
1725
01:29:06,375 --> 01:29:08,153
I noticed there's
actually a large gap
1726
01:29:08,177 --> 01:29:10,455
between you're graduating
and now.
1727
01:29:10,479 --> 01:29:12,379
- Uh, I was working.
1728
01:29:13,816 --> 01:29:16,261
- I think I may have
the old version here.
1729
01:29:16,285 --> 01:29:18,863
- Uh, no. No, I was, uh...
1730
01:29:21,190 --> 01:29:24,602
I was finding that I wasn't
getting called in for anything,
1731
01:29:24,626 --> 01:29:25,837
so...
1732
01:29:25,861 --> 01:29:29,441
So, I figured if I could
explain my last job in person
1733
01:29:29,465 --> 01:29:31,832
it wouldn't be such a red flag.
1734
01:29:34,303 --> 01:29:36,870
- Dare I ask where
you last worked?
1735
01:29:37,706 --> 01:29:39,973
- I worked in the
mayor's office.
1736
01:29:41,310 --> 01:29:42,876
- Of Toronto?
1737
01:29:44,046 --> 01:29:45,445
- Yes.
1738
01:29:45,881 --> 01:29:48,159
So, before you decide that
anyone who worked there
1739
01:29:48,183 --> 01:29:50,862
must have been a complete moron,
I can explain what I did there
1740
01:29:50,886 --> 01:29:53,398
and how I did it,
how I did my job.
1741
01:29:53,422 --> 01:29:54,933
Which, given the circumstances,
1742
01:29:54,957 --> 01:29:57,758
I think I did pretty
damn well, actually.
1743
01:29:58,694 --> 01:30:01,339
- And what was your
job title there?
1744
01:30:01,363 --> 01:30:03,063
- Officially or unofficially?
1745
01:30:05,134 --> 01:30:06,378
- Officially.
1746
01:30:06,402 --> 01:30:08,535
- Special Assistant
to the Mayor.
1747
01:30:10,806 --> 01:30:12,506
- And unofficially?
1748
01:30:14,276 --> 01:30:15,720
- Mayor.
1749
01:30:15,744 --> 01:30:17,088
We are
waiting outside the office...
1750
01:30:17,112 --> 01:30:18,490
Oh! Here's Mayor Ford.
1751
01:30:18,514 --> 01:30:20,925
- I want to call Mayor Britannia
in Hamilton and tell him
1752
01:30:20,949 --> 01:30:23,428
we're gonna have to spank
the little Tiger Cats.
1753
01:30:23,452 --> 01:30:26,097
Oh! And the last thing:
Ashley Pollack.
1754
01:30:26,121 --> 01:30:29,534
It says she says I wanted to eat
her pussy, Ashley Pollack.
1755
01:30:29,558 --> 01:30:32,637
I've never said that in my life
to her, I would never do that.
1756
01:30:32,661 --> 01:30:35,440
I'm happily married. I've got
more than enough to eat at home.
1757
01:30:35,464 --> 01:30:36,941
Thank you very much.
1758
01:30:38,349 --> 01:30:39,711
You're on and you want
to say something, you know?
1759
01:30:39,735 --> 01:30:41,279
You, what do-
what do you say to her?
1760
01:30:41,303 --> 01:30:43,248
- Oh! And the last thing:
Ashley Pollack.
1761
01:30:43,272 --> 01:30:46,918
It says she says I wanted to
eat her pussy... Ashley Pollack.
1762
01:30:46,942 --> 01:30:49,821
I've never said that in my life
to her. I would never do that.
1763
01:30:49,845 --> 01:30:53,158
I'm happily married. I've got
more than enough to eat at home.
1764
01:30:55,517 --> 01:30:58,029
That's what
you say right there!
1765
01:30:58,053 --> 01:30:59,631
Thank you, Rob!
1766
01:30:59,655 --> 01:31:01,966
Right there. Thank you, Rob.
1767
01:31:14,369 --> 01:31:17,348
- Okay, so, other than
sort of knowing Deb,
1768
01:31:17,372 --> 01:31:18,683
what should I know about you?
1769
01:31:18,707 --> 01:31:20,785
- Uh, well I went to
Western for undergrad and...
1770
01:31:20,809 --> 01:31:24,389
- No, no. I got all that.
I read the resume.
1771
01:31:24,413 --> 01:31:26,112
You're a writer.
1772
01:31:28,250 --> 01:31:29,950
Pitch me.
1773
01:31:33,255 --> 01:31:34,699
- Yeah. Um...
1774
01:31:34,723 --> 01:31:37,669
Well, I guess the news
is meant to be divisive now.
1775
01:31:37,693 --> 01:31:38,703
Like...
1776
01:31:38,727 --> 01:31:40,271
Anything. You're left,
or right,
1777
01:31:40,295 --> 01:31:41,995
old or young.
1778
01:31:42,931 --> 01:31:44,175
Yeah.
1779
01:31:44,199 --> 01:31:46,211
Yeah, you don't know how many
articles - news articles -
1780
01:31:46,235 --> 01:31:48,880
I have read about how people
my age are lazy and entitled
1781
01:31:48,904 --> 01:31:50,215
and...
1782
01:31:50,239 --> 01:31:51,549
everything that's wrong
with the world.
1783
01:31:51,573 --> 01:31:53,985
Uh, I am not lazy.
1784
01:31:54,009 --> 01:31:56,821
I don't think my friends
are lazy. Um...
1785
01:31:56,845 --> 01:31:59,357
I mean, I spent my
entire life in school
1786
01:31:59,381 --> 01:32:01,326
trying to be the best one in the
class because that's what they
1787
01:32:01,350 --> 01:32:04,095
told us to do and, so, I did.
1788
01:32:04,119 --> 01:32:07,398
I, uh, I did every program that
my parents signed me up for.
1789
01:32:07,422 --> 01:32:08,833
Um...
1790
01:32:08,857 --> 01:32:12,203
You know, hockey on Mondays
and guitar on Tuesdays,
1791
01:32:12,227 --> 01:32:13,605
karate on Wednesdays,
1792
01:32:13,629 --> 01:32:15,139
hockey on Thursday
mornings again.
1793
01:32:15,163 --> 01:32:17,909
Uh... A math tutor that night.
Playdate, playdate, playdate.
1794
01:32:17,933 --> 01:32:21,401
We were, um, bred
to be doing stuff.
1795
01:32:22,137 --> 01:32:24,582
Constantly, with-with
everyone else. And, so...
1796
01:32:24,606 --> 01:32:27,719
If I get bored easily,
yeah, I mean,
1797
01:32:27,743 --> 01:32:30,455
I-I had a busier social calendar
before the age of 11
1798
01:32:30,479 --> 01:32:32,724
than most heads-of-state do.
So...
1799
01:32:32,748 --> 01:32:35,815
So, no. I do not really.
I-I don't get the "lazy" thing.
1800
01:32:36,118 --> 01:32:38,696
You know, we-we-we've been
constantly stimulated
1801
01:32:38,720 --> 01:32:40,431
since the moment our mothers
realized that something
1802
01:32:40,455 --> 01:32:41,799
was growing in them.
1803
01:32:41,823 --> 01:32:43,535
Before they even bought
the pee sticks,
1804
01:32:43,559 --> 01:32:45,069
they went to the CD store
1805
01:32:45,093 --> 01:32:47,839
so they could blast classical
music into their wombs, so...
1806
01:32:47,863 --> 01:32:49,674
You know, you'll have to
forgive me if, once in a while,
1807
01:32:49,698 --> 01:32:52,076
I don't know what to do with
myself, so I play on my phone.
1808
01:32:52,100 --> 01:32:53,344
Um...
1809
01:32:53,368 --> 01:32:55,068
And...
1810
01:32:55,470 --> 01:32:57,115
Uh, entitled?
1811
01:32:57,139 --> 01:32:59,350
Uh, you get annoyed because
1812
01:32:59,374 --> 01:33:01,553
we got participation ribbons
for everything, you know,
1813
01:33:01,577 --> 01:33:03,454
even if we didn't win. But...
1814
01:33:03,478 --> 01:33:05,178
But isn't that
1815
01:33:05,547 --> 01:33:07,492
pretty great, though? I mean...
1816
01:33:07,516 --> 01:33:09,494
You know, am I entitled? Yes.
1817
01:33:09,518 --> 01:33:11,863
Yeah, I am. You know,
I want things.
1818
01:33:11,887 --> 01:33:14,232
I think that I deserve things.
But I, you know I know that
1819
01:33:14,256 --> 01:33:17,335
I have to work hard for the
stuff that I want. I'm not...
1820
01:33:17,359 --> 01:33:19,470
I'm not an idiot. Um...
1821
01:33:19,494 --> 01:33:22,407
I'll never be able
to afford a house, but...
1822
01:33:22,431 --> 01:33:23,807
But I want one.
1823
01:33:23,831 --> 01:33:25,209
You know, I don't... I'm not sure
that I can get married
1824
01:33:25,233 --> 01:33:28,379
any time soon, but I-I-I
would like to, I guess.
1825
01:33:28,403 --> 01:33:29,847
Um,
1826
01:33:29,871 --> 01:33:32,317
you know, I'd just be happy
to buy a car at this point.
1827
01:33:32,341 --> 01:33:33,585
And, I mean,
1828
01:33:33,609 --> 01:33:34,986
there's-there's the
constant pressure
1829
01:33:35,010 --> 01:33:37,021
to just do all that stuff
already from-from the
1830
01:33:37,045 --> 01:33:40,091
people that bought houses
and-and got married and stuff
1831
01:33:40,115 --> 01:33:41,593
when they were 22.
1832
01:33:41,617 --> 01:33:45,029
And, then, elected people
that are gonna screw us
1833
01:33:45,053 --> 01:33:47,064
for the next 50 years.
1834
01:33:47,088 --> 01:33:49,100
I mean if we haven't
destroyed the earth by then.
1835
01:33:49,124 --> 01:33:52,036
Yes, I-I think that, uh,
participation ribbons
1836
01:33:52,060 --> 01:33:54,105
are-are really great.
1837
01:33:54,129 --> 01:33:57,976
Actually, I-I, you know, I don't
have to be the best! I wanna be.
1838
01:33:58,000 --> 01:33:59,811
I do! I wanna be the best,
but I...
1839
01:33:59,835 --> 01:34:01,968
But if I'm not, I don't...
1840
01:34:02,671 --> 01:34:05,416
I think I should still
be able to participate.
1841
01:34:05,440 --> 01:34:06,818
You know? I-I...
1842
01:34:06,842 --> 01:34:09,476
To-to-to do something
that I love, or...
1843
01:34:09,978 --> 01:34:12,423
be a part of something,
or, at least
1844
01:34:12,447 --> 01:34:14,325
just get paid for it, you know?
1845
01:34:14,349 --> 01:34:16,127
I-I want to participate,
so, yes!
1846
01:34:16,151 --> 01:34:19,419
I would, yes, I would like
my fucking participation ribbon.
1847
01:34:21,923 --> 01:34:25,191
I'm sorry that I...
That I swore just now.
1848
01:34:27,429 --> 01:34:29,107
Bram?
1849
01:34:29,131 --> 01:34:30,830
Sorry for the wait.
1850
01:34:44,312 --> 01:34:45,378
- Let me show you around.
1851
01:34:48,450 --> 01:34:49,516
- Yeah.
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