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- Good evening.
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What can I do for ya?
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- [Kiya] I want some milk.
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- You want some milk?
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- [Kiya] I want some milk.
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- Okay.
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I'll go get you some milk.
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What kind of milk do you want?
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You want whole milk?
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Skim milk, chocolate milk?
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What is this?
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Is this some kind of weird
internet prank video thing?
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I take it you don't
really want the milk.
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Cool mask by the way.
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Did your mommy make that for ya?
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Look.
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Little buddy.
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You wanna buy something...
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Buy something, but
if not I'm gonna have
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to ask you to leave.
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I'm not supposed to have
customers in here after 11.
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Seriously though,
what's with the mask?
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What, you don't talk?
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I want some milk.
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That the only thing you say?
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Look, if you're waiting for
me to do something stupid
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so you can get it on camera,
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forget about it, it's
not gonna happen.
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This is it!
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Feast your eyes.
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Fuck it.
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I'm bored, I'll play along.
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What do you want me to do?
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What's gonna make
the best video?
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You want me to bark like a dog,
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or do some kind of weird dance?
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Act like I got Tourettes?
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Fucking shit, fuck
pussy face ass
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cheek dick fuck!
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What about...
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Crazy straw man, look at all
the straws, straws, straws!
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You're welcome.
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Show's over.
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I think I've been
more than patient
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and accommodating, it's
really time for you to go.
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I mean it please.
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Stop, I'm serious, stop,
would you get that thing
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out of my fucking face?
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(whimpering)
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Please just.
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Wait, all right, just,
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there's not a lot
in the register,
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but you can have
it, all right, just,
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I'm gonna get a bag.
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I won't call the cops,
I won't tell anybody.
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I'll just stay here all night
until the shift is over.
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And it's fine, okay, just,
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will you say something please?
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Please!
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You want me to
get on the ground?
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You don't have to
do this, okay, just,
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you can just go and then
that's it, it's over.
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Come on,
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you don't have to do, you
don't have to do this,
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I haven't seen your face,
I haven't seen your face,
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I haven't seen your face,
and the money's right there.
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Just please, I have a
family, I have a family.
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I have a baby, I have a baby.
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My wife (whimpering),
and a baby.
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Please, please, please.
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(urinating)
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(sobbing)
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(dramatic classical music)
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(laughing)
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Give me the fucking thing!
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(shouting)
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The fuck, what the fuck is this?
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Is this a fucking toy?
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What is this, a
fucking fake gun?
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- Oh shit, holy shit, holy shit,
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holy fucking shit.
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(laughing)
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(chaotic music)
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(dysfunctional music)
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(gentle music)
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(mysterious music)
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Holy shit.
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(tense music)
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Holy shit.
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- What we have here
is a perfect example.
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And this is exactly why
our forefathers drafted
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the Second Amendment, pow!
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See this here?
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That's what's called
sanity and that's why
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I'm sitting pretty at home.
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That other guy, he's
pissing his pants
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while at the mercy of
some tween cunt rag.
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- This shit is nuts.
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I don't know if
it's fucking real.
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- So scary with your
cool little mask
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and your dumb looking gun.
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- It's a performance, you
know, it's a performance.
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- Fucking shit fuck pussy
face ass cheek dick fuck!
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- I don't even know what
to say about all this.
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- This dude pissed himself.
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- How you gonna pee yourself?
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You know there's a camera,
what the fuck, dude?
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- I don't know if
it's corporate America
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trying to fuck with our brains.
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- Vanna and I loved your video.
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- She wasn't really
gonna hurt him
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but he got so scared
that he peed on himself.
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- Who does that to a person?
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- I'm really hoping
that was a fake gun.
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- I usually, I don't condone
this type of bullshit
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but it's just too
good to pass up,
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so I gotta see some crazy shit.
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- Straws, straws,
straws, straws!
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- That was insane.
- I'm the straw man.
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I'm the straw man.
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- Kudos to that chick.
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- You think you're the
only one with this, man
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what's up, girl?
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- [Man] Take some
money, take some money,
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I'm the straw man,
take some money.
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(laughing)
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- You have a girl
holding you at gunpoint
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has more balls than
you do, hombre.
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♪ Making people wet their pants
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♪ Kiya
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(voices speaking at once)
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- This is a dramatic
presentation.
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- Bonjour you sexy humans
and extra terrestrials.
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Burt Waldon here.
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I've been seeing way too much
of these attention starved
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whore bag on my feed.
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I mean what the actual fuck?
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Congratulations, Kiya, you've
made some deadbeat townie cry
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and piss himself while
bringing joy to the lives
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of bumble fuck incest
ridden hillbillies
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with your fake gun.
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Fake.
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Just like you.
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You're just another
fame obsessed junkie
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trying to make the
biggest splash you can
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before you shit out a
kid and die of cancer.
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Here's the cold
hard truth, Kiya.
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You're just as insignificant now
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as you were yesterday as
you will be in a week.
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You're a nobody, nobody.
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Everything about you
is fabricated because
you're garbage.
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You're absolute garbage.
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Putrid, grotesque,
and plague inducing.
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Here's my advice to you.
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Do us all a favor
and slit your wrist.
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We're all running out
of clean water and oil.
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Be the bigger person here
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and remember go vertical.
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- [Man] Once cancer
cells appear,
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they soon develop
into a clump of tissue
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that lives at the expense
of the entire body.
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(mysterious music)
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(rustling)
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(rustling)
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- Turn that off.
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- [Kiya] Huh?
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- I don't want that on me.
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- [Kiya] Why?
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- If you don't turn that off...
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You're not being safe.
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- If I stop recording, will
you get pancakes with me?
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(mysterious music)
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(tense music)
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(bell dinging)
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(slurping)
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Hi.
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- Hi.
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- Tell me a story.
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- Story?
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- Yeah, tell me a story.
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- All right.
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This one time,
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I don't know, I think
that one's kind of boring.
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Can we just, I'd
rather just sit here.
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- Nope.
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Actually first, if you
could be any kind of animal,
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what kind of animal
would you be?
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- Like a?
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Maybe something in the water.
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Something big.
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And just floating around.
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Like maybe one of
those big things,
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they swallow everything.
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It has fish on its back.
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- A whale shark.
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That's the biggest
kind of shark.
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Do you think you'd
be a whale shark?
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- I wouldn't mind.
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- Okay tell me a story.
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I like your beard.
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Now tell me your story.
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- If I tell you a story...
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Can we just eat after?
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- Yeah.
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- Give me a second here.
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- Okay I have to pee,
so you think on it.
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Think on it real hard,
think of your best story
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and then I'll come
back and I'll sit here
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and I'll drink this
coffee and I'll listen.
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I'm really good at that.
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(ominous music)
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(mysterious music)
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(waves crashing)
(seagulls culling)
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(baby crying)
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(soft music)
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(phone ringing)
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- [Marshall] Yeah, front desk.
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- Do you remember me?
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- [Marshall] What do you mean?
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- I checked in a
couple of hours ago.
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Do you remember
what I look like?
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- [Marshall] Real pretty,
young face, yeah I remember.
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- How young?
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- [Marshall] Not too young.
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- Are you sure?
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- [Marshall] Um.
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- Do you want to fuck me?
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Okay, okay, okay.
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(mysterious music)
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(buttons beeping)
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(phone ringing)
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(knocking on door)
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- Can I see your face?
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- No.
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- I can live with that.
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What's going on with
all the plastic?
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- In case we make a mess.
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- Who's that little guy?
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- [Kiya] He doesn't have a name.
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- What's the raw deal?
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- Why did you come to my room?
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- I don't know,
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I guess I
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feel I would've
regretted it if I didn't.
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- Regret what?
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- Not fucking you.
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- Take off your shirt.
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- [Marshall] How
old are you again?
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- 17.
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- 17.
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- Is that a problem?
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I didn't think so.
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(tense music)
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(Marshall chuckling)
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- [Marshall] Hey, what are you,
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wait a minute.
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(static humming)
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♪ Interstellar
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- [Marshall] Whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Hey I'm afraid I'm gonna
have to say no to the camera.
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- [Kiya] I'm afraid I'm
gonna have to insist.
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- Turn off the fucking camera.
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- [Kiya] Why?
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Don't you want to watch
yourself fuck me on TV?
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- [Marshall] Are you
out of your mind?
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00:31:45,571 --> 00:31:48,240
- [Kiya] No one's
going to see it but us.
267
00:31:48,282 --> 00:31:49,867
And whoever else you show it to.
268
00:31:49,867 --> 00:31:54,330
- [Marshall] Oh yeah, are
you gonna give me the tape?
269
00:31:54,371 --> 00:31:55,873
- [Kiya] You bet.
270
00:31:57,249 --> 00:31:59,335
- Then what's in the bag?
271
00:32:02,463 --> 00:32:03,839
- [Kiya] Treats.
272
00:32:07,259 --> 00:32:08,010
- Treats.
273
00:32:08,052 --> 00:32:10,930
(electronic music)
274
00:32:19,813 --> 00:32:20,898
- [Kiya] Catch.
275
00:32:32,826 --> 00:32:35,996
(man coughing)
- Enough.
276
00:32:38,248 --> 00:32:39,917
That's enough.
277
00:32:39,917 --> 00:32:42,836
♪ Transformation
278
00:32:49,385 --> 00:32:52,262
(coughing)
279
00:32:52,304 --> 00:32:53,931
- [Marshall] Stop.
280
00:32:55,432 --> 00:32:56,558
- [Kiya] Shh.
281
00:32:58,477 --> 00:33:01,772
You have to finish
what you started.
282
00:33:01,814 --> 00:33:02,564
- Okay,
283
00:33:04,942 --> 00:33:06,527
I can eat anything.
284
00:33:07,945 --> 00:33:09,780
I can eat everything.
285
00:33:17,705 --> 00:33:20,290
♪ Lift that
286
00:33:20,332 --> 00:33:21,875
- Enough, enough.
287
00:33:33,470 --> 00:33:35,681
(gagging)
288
00:33:38,434 --> 00:33:39,184
Enough!
289
00:33:39,226 --> 00:33:40,978
(coughing)
290
00:33:40,978 --> 00:33:45,107
- [Kiya] You're going to eat
or you're going to bleed.
291
00:33:47,568 --> 00:33:49,111
Which is it?
292
00:33:49,153 --> 00:33:50,988
- [Marshall] Fuck you.
293
00:33:54,116 --> 00:33:56,660
(screaming)
294
00:33:56,702 --> 00:33:58,787
♪ Change
295
00:34:09,006 --> 00:34:11,050
♪ Change
296
00:34:33,864 --> 00:34:38,035
(gagging)
(objects rustling)
297
00:35:04,019 --> 00:35:06,063
(coughing)
298
00:35:17,950 --> 00:35:20,619
(dramatic music)
299
00:36:35,152 --> 00:36:37,237
(shouting)
300
00:36:42,326 --> 00:36:43,493
- You shouldn't
play with strangers,
301
00:36:43,535 --> 00:36:45,954
you might have too much fun.
302
00:36:48,457 --> 00:36:52,336
- Why do you have so
much stuff in your car?
303
00:36:52,377 --> 00:36:54,421
- Why'd you shoot me?
304
00:36:54,463 --> 00:36:57,174
- [Julia] I was just having fun.
305
00:37:01,053 --> 00:37:02,179
- Good answer.
306
00:37:03,555 --> 00:37:07,768
Where are your parents?
(clunking)
307
00:37:11,104 --> 00:37:13,607
- [Julia] What's in your trunk?
308
00:37:18,070 --> 00:37:19,947
- Julia.
- I gotta go.
309
00:37:19,988 --> 00:37:21,198
- [Kiya] Wait.
310
00:37:22,199 --> 00:37:23,492
- [Julia] Yeah?
311
00:37:25,410 --> 00:37:28,622
- Do you wanna see
what's in my trunk?
312
00:37:30,540 --> 00:37:33,543
- [Mother] Julia,
come on, let's go.
313
00:37:50,602 --> 00:37:51,728
- If I let you sit in the back,
314
00:37:51,770 --> 00:37:54,231
are you gonna give me any shit.
315
00:37:58,235 --> 00:38:00,320
Listen, I know
that I might not be
316
00:38:00,362 --> 00:38:01,571
your favorite person right now,
317
00:38:01,613 --> 00:38:03,782
but let's be honest,
you probably don't have
318
00:38:03,824 --> 00:38:06,243
the best judge of character.
319
00:38:09,246 --> 00:38:11,790
The way I see it is we've
got a long road ahead of us
320
00:38:11,832 --> 00:38:13,875
and I think we'd both benefit
321
00:38:13,917 --> 00:38:16,253
from some good conversation.
322
00:38:17,754 --> 00:38:18,547
Am I right?
323
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:24,261
(soft music)
324
00:38:31,268 --> 00:38:32,811
Is that your motel?
325
00:38:35,147 --> 00:38:37,441
- [Marshall] Yeah, basically.
326
00:38:37,482 --> 00:38:39,151
- [Kiya] What do
you mean basically?
327
00:38:39,192 --> 00:38:42,112
- It was my dad's,
he's dead and...
328
00:38:45,782 --> 00:38:49,786
Left it to me and my
brother, he's dead now too.
329
00:38:50,787 --> 00:38:53,999
- [Kiya] So do you live there?
330
00:38:54,041 --> 00:38:54,833
- Yeah.
331
00:38:56,209 --> 00:38:59,921
I had a house but
the storm took it.
332
00:38:59,963 --> 00:39:01,673
Amongst other things.
333
00:39:03,592 --> 00:39:05,886
- [Kiya] What other things?
334
00:39:09,264 --> 00:39:11,308
- That's a weird question.
335
00:39:14,144 --> 00:39:17,022
(melancholy music)
336
00:39:33,038 --> 00:39:36,708
- [Kiya] The rooms,
they're really beautiful,
337
00:39:39,127 --> 00:39:40,003
how did you--
338
00:39:40,045 --> 00:39:42,339
- What is this, 60 Minutes?
339
00:39:42,339 --> 00:39:44,633
- [Kiya] What's 60 Minutes?
340
00:39:50,138 --> 00:39:52,557
- [Marshall] I painted them.
341
00:39:52,599 --> 00:39:54,810
- [Kiya] You painted them?
342
00:39:56,019 --> 00:39:56,812
- Yeah.
343
00:39:59,564 --> 00:40:01,358
- [Kiya] By yourself?
344
00:40:02,484 --> 00:40:03,485
- By myself.
345
00:40:15,747 --> 00:40:20,210
- [Kiya] What's with all
the bags of spray paint?
346
00:40:20,252 --> 00:40:22,379
- So were you in my room?
347
00:40:22,421 --> 00:40:23,588
- [Kiya] Yep.
348
00:40:23,630 --> 00:40:24,423
- When?
349
00:40:25,715 --> 00:40:29,010
- [Kiya] Right after
I knocked you out.
350
00:40:30,387 --> 00:40:34,391
- [Marshall] What's the
hardest drug you've ever taken.
351
00:40:34,391 --> 00:40:35,392
- Acid.
- Acid.
352
00:40:38,061 --> 00:40:42,274
Bet you never felt anything
like 97 cents in a paper bag.
353
00:40:48,572 --> 00:40:53,410
- [Kiya] What's the worst
thing you've ever done?
354
00:40:53,410 --> 00:40:54,703
- You've gotta earn that.
355
00:40:54,744 --> 00:40:58,123
You can't just ask
something like that,
356
00:40:58,165 --> 00:41:00,417
I don't know you, I
don't know you at all.
357
00:41:00,417 --> 00:41:03,628
This should be more
of a conversation
not an interrogation.
358
00:41:03,670 --> 00:41:05,755
You know, a little more
of a back and forth.
359
00:41:05,797 --> 00:41:09,050
- [Kiya] What do you wanna know?
360
00:41:09,092 --> 00:41:11,136
- Um, well let's
start with a name,
361
00:41:11,178 --> 00:41:14,222
that's what two people do when
they don't know each other.
362
00:41:14,264 --> 00:41:15,849
My name is Marshall.
363
00:41:16,933 --> 00:41:18,477
- [Kiya] Kiya.
364
00:41:18,518 --> 00:41:21,521
- It's a pleasure
to meet you, Kiya.
365
00:41:22,689 --> 00:41:24,024
You got family?
366
00:41:26,443 --> 00:41:28,904
- [Kiya] Everybody does.
367
00:41:28,945 --> 00:41:32,741
- [Marshall] Where are
they, your mom and dad?
368
00:41:34,826 --> 00:41:37,662
- [Kiya] You like little girls?
369
00:41:37,704 --> 00:41:39,456
- What's that about?
370
00:41:40,499 --> 00:41:43,126
- [Kiya] Do you
like little girls?
371
00:41:43,168 --> 00:41:45,670
- What's that supposed to mean?
372
00:41:45,712 --> 00:41:48,298
Yeah, you know what, I like
them when they're ripe.
373
00:41:48,340 --> 00:41:51,593
And I'll tell you one thing,
you can't put a number on that.
374
00:41:51,635 --> 00:41:53,678
Nothing's that simple, nothing.
375
00:41:53,720 --> 00:41:56,473
(car screeching)
376
00:42:01,436 --> 00:42:02,229
- Nothing.
377
00:42:04,272 --> 00:42:05,732
- [Marshall] Never.
378
00:42:16,493 --> 00:42:18,828
- I think I like you more
than I thought I would.
379
00:42:18,870 --> 00:42:22,499
- That's good, that's
a good thing, right?
380
00:42:23,542 --> 00:42:26,086
Why didn't you name your rat?
381
00:42:28,213 --> 00:42:30,632
- [Kiya] It doesn't need a name.
382
00:42:30,674 --> 00:42:33,260
It doesn't know the difference.
383
00:42:33,301 --> 00:42:36,054
- That's true, but
then again the name
384
00:42:36,096 --> 00:42:38,181
isn't for the rat, is it?
385
00:42:39,099 --> 00:42:40,100
- [Kiya] Hm.
386
00:42:42,519 --> 00:42:45,063
- Funny thing about pets.
387
00:42:45,105 --> 00:42:48,316
You gotta keep them
from running away.
388
00:42:53,905 --> 00:42:57,534
- I'm gonna put you
back in the trunk.
389
00:42:57,576 --> 00:42:58,535
- Why?
390
00:43:01,538 --> 00:43:03,540
Was it something I said?
391
00:43:04,916 --> 00:43:05,917
- [Kiya] No.
392
00:43:11,548 --> 00:43:13,633
(gagging)
393
00:43:16,553 --> 00:43:18,805
- Next level snuff shit.
394
00:43:18,847 --> 00:43:20,473
- Tied a man to his bed.
395
00:43:20,515 --> 00:43:21,850
- No, no, it's not a sex thing.
396
00:43:21,891 --> 00:43:23,476
It could've turned into
that later, I don't know.
397
00:43:23,518 --> 00:43:25,604
- And then she force fed
him until he vomited.
398
00:43:25,645 --> 00:43:27,564
- Can you believe
what we just watched?
399
00:43:27,564 --> 00:43:28,940
- This girl's nasty.
400
00:43:28,982 --> 00:43:31,443
- Hey I'm hungry, why don't
you come over here and feed me?
401
00:43:31,484 --> 00:43:33,236
- What the fuck
is wrong with you?
402
00:43:33,278 --> 00:43:35,238
- Obviously this is a feminazi.
403
00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:38,575
(deep resounding music)
404
00:43:39,576 --> 00:43:41,578
- It back, eat that shit!
405
00:43:43,204 --> 00:43:45,540
(clapping)
406
00:43:46,875 --> 00:43:48,585
- I'm happy for you.
407
00:43:48,627 --> 00:43:50,211
You've made a friend.
408
00:43:50,253 --> 00:43:52,547
This is a big step.
409
00:43:52,589 --> 00:43:54,633
Sure you had to kidnap
someone to get there,
410
00:43:54,674 --> 00:43:57,761
but hey we all have
to start somewhere.
411
00:43:57,802 --> 00:43:59,012
Who raised you?
412
00:43:59,054 --> 00:44:00,513
Where did you come from?
413
00:44:00,555 --> 00:44:01,973
Were you a feral child?
414
00:44:02,015 --> 00:44:05,435
How did you turn into such
a deplorable human being?
415
00:44:05,477 --> 00:44:08,104
But what I want to
know above all else
416
00:44:08,146 --> 00:44:10,440
is how in the world have
you managed to get away
417
00:44:10,482 --> 00:44:11,733
with all of this?
418
00:44:13,610 --> 00:44:16,529
I realize it's only
been a few days
419
00:44:16,571 --> 00:44:18,490
since you held up the
convenience store,
420
00:44:18,531 --> 00:44:22,619
but holy shit, are all cops
just universally incompetent?
421
00:44:25,038 --> 00:44:27,624
I don't know what's more fucked.
422
00:44:27,624 --> 00:44:32,045
This moronic society inhabited
by drooling imbeciles
423
00:44:32,087 --> 00:44:34,798
who consume nothing but shit.
424
00:44:34,839 --> 00:44:37,634
The mentally
defective human lumps
425
00:44:37,634 --> 00:44:41,680
in charge of policing said
truly imbeciles or you.
426
00:44:43,598 --> 00:44:47,477
A walking, narcissistic
shit generating factory
427
00:44:48,645 --> 00:44:50,522
that feeds the
dumb and the blind
428
00:44:50,563 --> 00:44:54,651
to fuel your ego while you
ride some vapid dopamine rush.
429
00:44:59,656 --> 00:45:02,659
You're the epitome of
what's wrong with everything.
430
00:45:02,659 --> 00:45:06,663
A dumb, bored bitch with a
cellphone and a shitty plan.
431
00:45:08,248 --> 00:45:12,460
Fuck everyone, they all
deserve your fucking toxic
432
00:45:13,670 --> 00:45:15,547
brain numbing bullshit.
433
00:45:16,673 --> 00:45:18,550
And this is fun for me.
434
00:45:19,676 --> 00:45:22,679
Thanks to you, I
get a front row seat
435
00:45:22,679 --> 00:45:25,682
to watching humanity
crumble and devolve
436
00:45:25,682 --> 00:45:28,143
and it's all being
meticulously broadcast
437
00:45:28,184 --> 00:45:29,686
by apes with cameras.
438
00:45:32,689 --> 00:45:34,190
I love you, Kiya.
439
00:45:36,067 --> 00:45:37,861
You are my everything.
440
00:46:03,762 --> 00:46:06,765
(dramatic banging)
441
00:46:25,742 --> 00:46:28,328
- You know, I gotta
admit that kid,
442
00:46:28,369 --> 00:46:31,289
makes a whole lot
of fucking sense.
443
00:46:50,767 --> 00:46:52,811
Hey all right, all right.
444
00:46:54,646 --> 00:46:56,731
You'll scare the little guy.
445
00:47:03,488 --> 00:47:04,781
Is that my gun?
446
00:47:05,865 --> 00:47:08,785
(balloon popping)
447
00:47:11,496 --> 00:47:13,081
So that tape of me vomiting,
448
00:47:13,122 --> 00:47:15,667
you put that on the internet.
449
00:47:16,793 --> 00:47:18,962
(popping)
450
00:47:19,963 --> 00:47:20,797
- Yep.
451
00:47:21,923 --> 00:47:24,676
- How many people have seen it?
452
00:47:26,886 --> 00:47:29,806
- 964,932 the last
time I checked.
453
00:47:30,890 --> 00:47:34,644
- Almost a million
people watched me vomit.
454
00:47:35,603 --> 00:47:39,816
(popping)
(Kiya laughing)
455
00:48:13,057 --> 00:48:14,684
- Open your mouth.
456
00:48:15,810 --> 00:48:17,854
- [Marshall] What's that?
457
00:48:18,855 --> 00:48:22,066
- [Kiya] It's a
horse tranquilizer.
458
00:48:22,108 --> 00:48:24,819
(lips blowing)
459
00:48:37,874 --> 00:48:38,875
Ah.
- Ah.
460
00:48:41,294 --> 00:48:43,588
(sizzling)
461
00:48:45,882 --> 00:48:48,885
- [Kiya] Oh my god, that smell.
462
00:48:48,927 --> 00:48:51,888
- There's nothing like it.
463
00:48:51,888 --> 00:48:54,057
Can I, can I, can I, can I?
464
00:49:01,898 --> 00:49:02,732
Oh Jesus.
465
00:49:05,902 --> 00:49:06,903
Jesus.
466
00:49:15,912 --> 00:49:17,956
(laughs)
467
00:49:35,390 --> 00:49:36,182
Oh God.
468
00:49:39,644 --> 00:49:40,937
You're gorgeous.
469
00:49:44,941 --> 00:49:47,735
But goodness you
have a weird way.
470
00:49:49,988 --> 00:49:50,947
Like a...
471
00:49:52,365 --> 00:49:53,950
Strange wicked way.
472
00:50:01,916 --> 00:50:03,960
(groans)
473
00:50:05,211 --> 00:50:06,004
Okay.
474
00:50:07,797 --> 00:50:09,966
I don't know what this is.
475
00:50:15,471 --> 00:50:16,973
What is this thing?
476
00:50:18,099 --> 00:50:19,851
Hey.
477
00:50:19,892 --> 00:50:21,978
(mumbling)
478
00:50:26,315 --> 00:50:28,234
You're fucking with me.
479
00:50:29,694 --> 00:50:30,570
- Marshall.
480
00:50:33,239 --> 00:50:35,950
Stop fighting the tranquilizer.
481
00:50:39,620 --> 00:50:40,997
It's for horses.
482
00:50:54,719 --> 00:50:57,013
- I can take a horse.
483
00:50:57,013 --> 00:50:58,473
(Kiya laughs)
484
00:50:58,514 --> 00:51:00,016
- Oh yeah?
- Yeah.
485
00:51:04,020 --> 00:51:06,939
- [Man] There are
flying saucers.
486
00:51:09,025 --> 00:51:12,278
There's no doubt they
are in our skies.
487
00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:14,697
They've been there
for some time.
488
00:51:14,739 --> 00:51:16,824
- [Man] What are we
going to do about them?
489
00:51:16,866 --> 00:51:18,034
- [Man] Who knows?
490
00:51:18,034 --> 00:51:20,703
- [Man] Then they
really are there.
491
00:51:20,745 --> 00:51:23,039
- [Man] I thought you
were convinced of that.
492
00:51:23,039 --> 00:51:24,248
- [Man] I am.
493
00:51:24,290 --> 00:51:26,417
- [Man] We've had
contact with them.
494
00:51:26,459 --> 00:51:28,044
- [Man] Contact, how?
495
00:51:28,044 --> 00:51:29,420
- [Man] Radio.
496
00:51:29,462 --> 00:51:30,963
- [Man] They speak our language?
497
00:51:31,005 --> 00:51:32,465
- [Man] Well not quite.
498
00:51:32,507 --> 00:51:35,051
We receive messages
from their spaceships.
499
00:51:35,051 --> 00:51:38,805
For awhile it came in as
just a lot of jumbled noise.
500
00:51:38,846 --> 00:51:40,640
- [Man] And now sir?
501
00:51:40,681 --> 00:51:43,059
- [Man] Well since they
first tried contact with us
502
00:51:43,059 --> 00:51:46,145
by radio, we've developed
a language computer.
503
00:51:46,187 --> 00:51:50,399
A machine that breaks down
any language to our own.
504
00:51:54,070 --> 00:51:57,073
(mysterious music)
505
00:51:58,157 --> 00:51:59,075
- Hey.
506
00:52:05,081 --> 00:52:07,083
What's with your room?
507
00:52:09,752 --> 00:52:11,420
- [Marshall] My room?
508
00:52:12,630 --> 00:52:15,424
- Swirling vortex
in your ceiling.
509
00:52:18,594 --> 00:52:19,929
- I don't know.
510
00:52:25,685 --> 00:52:27,145
I just stare at it.
511
00:52:34,110 --> 00:52:36,112
Passes the time I guess.
512
00:52:50,710 --> 00:52:52,587
- Are you scared of me?
513
00:52:58,342 --> 00:52:59,135
- Shit.
514
00:53:01,846 --> 00:53:05,975
You might be the best thing
that ever happened to me.
515
00:53:10,229 --> 00:53:11,439
See, he knows.
516
00:53:13,191 --> 00:53:16,194
(breathing heavily)
517
00:54:16,295 --> 00:54:20,508
(bizarre music)
(static humming)
518
00:54:37,358 --> 00:54:41,654
- Okay Sally G says,
OMG, a rainbow done pool
519
00:54:41,696 --> 00:54:43,864
out of his mouth.
520
00:54:43,906 --> 00:54:45,741
You should attach
a GoPro to a dildo
521
00:54:45,783 --> 00:54:47,576
and ram it up his ass.
522
00:54:48,828 --> 00:54:50,496
- What's a GoPro?
523
00:54:50,538 --> 00:54:52,832
- It's a little camera.
524
00:54:52,873 --> 00:54:55,710
- Sally G says to
attach a little camera
525
00:54:55,751 --> 00:54:57,878
to a dildo and
shove it up my ass?
526
00:54:57,920 --> 00:54:59,839
- Sure sounds that way.
527
00:55:02,341 --> 00:55:04,719
(laughing)
528
00:55:04,760 --> 00:55:06,262
- How big's a GoPro?
529
00:55:06,262 --> 00:55:07,263
- It's tiny.
530
00:55:07,263 --> 00:55:09,098
- Well like how big?
531
00:55:13,269 --> 00:55:15,479
Fuck Sally G, what's next?
532
00:55:17,565 --> 00:55:21,902
- Tim Tim, Tim Tim says, he
looks like a piece of shit,
533
00:55:21,944 --> 00:55:23,279
he probably has AIDS.
534
00:55:23,279 --> 00:55:25,781
You should gut him and
toss him in the river.
535
00:55:25,823 --> 00:55:28,159
Wear rubber gloves, faggot.
536
00:55:29,285 --> 00:55:31,537
- You know what, fuck Tim Tim.
537
00:55:31,579 --> 00:55:33,873
He's got two first names.
538
00:55:33,914 --> 00:55:36,208
(laughing)
539
00:55:43,299 --> 00:55:44,925
- You know a lot of
people are saying
540
00:55:44,967 --> 00:55:46,427
I should shoot you.
541
00:56:10,785 --> 00:56:12,578
- You won't shoot him.
542
00:56:15,331 --> 00:56:16,874
- [Marshall] What?
543
00:56:17,666 --> 00:56:19,585
- This ends right here.
544
00:56:23,255 --> 00:56:24,048
- Burt.
545
00:56:25,424 --> 00:56:26,342
- Who?
546
00:56:27,343 --> 00:56:28,344
- Shoot him.
547
00:56:34,809 --> 00:56:36,519
- Answer me honestly.
548
00:56:38,187 --> 00:56:39,688
If you weren't you.
549
00:56:42,358 --> 00:56:45,236
Would you want to
see me shoot you?
550
00:56:54,120 --> 00:56:55,371
I can't ask you.
551
00:56:57,331 --> 00:57:01,836
You're the guy being shot, of
course you're gonna say no.
552
00:57:01,877 --> 00:57:04,380
- You shoot me, you're fucked.
553
00:57:10,177 --> 00:57:12,304
(shouts)
554
00:57:13,722 --> 00:57:15,766
They're gonna lock
your ass up forever.
555
00:57:15,808 --> 00:57:17,393
Just go home.
556
00:57:17,393 --> 00:57:21,355
They'll give you community
service and a book deal.
557
00:57:21,397 --> 00:57:22,565
- You think so?
558
00:57:22,606 --> 00:57:24,900
- Yeah, you haven't
done anything
559
00:57:24,942 --> 00:57:27,528
that a pretty girl
can't get away with.
560
00:57:27,570 --> 00:57:30,573
Cash out while you still
have the chance to.
561
00:57:30,614 --> 00:57:32,324
It's for the view.
562
00:57:32,366 --> 00:57:34,410
- What if there's more to see?
563
00:57:34,410 --> 00:57:37,246
(gun cocking)
564
00:57:37,288 --> 00:57:38,873
Okay, are you ready?
565
00:57:41,417 --> 00:57:42,251
- Go.
566
00:57:45,087 --> 00:57:45,838
Go!
567
00:57:45,880 --> 00:57:48,424
(tense music)
568
00:57:50,217 --> 00:57:51,010
- Bang.
569
00:57:52,428 --> 00:57:56,557
(gun firing)
(screaming)
570
00:57:58,517 --> 00:57:59,435
Marshall.
571
00:58:01,437 --> 00:58:02,396
I missed.
572
00:58:03,439 --> 00:58:05,608
(laughing)
573
00:58:07,401 --> 00:58:09,111
Okay, okay.
- Oh shit.
574
00:58:12,072 --> 00:58:13,449
- Okay, stay still.
575
00:58:13,449 --> 00:58:16,452
- Wait.
(gun firing)
576
00:58:23,501 --> 00:58:25,920
(screaming)
577
00:58:28,005 --> 00:58:28,923
- Marshall.
578
00:58:30,424 --> 00:58:31,717
- God!
- Marshall.
579
00:58:33,052 --> 00:58:36,055
(Marshall groaning)
580
00:58:39,141 --> 00:58:40,601
I forgot to record.
581
00:58:48,108 --> 00:58:49,568
You're doing great.
582
00:58:59,495 --> 00:59:02,248
(gun firing)
583
00:59:02,289 --> 00:59:05,209
(breathing heavily)
584
00:59:06,418 --> 00:59:08,754
(groaning)
585
00:59:08,796 --> 00:59:09,588
Marshall.
586
00:59:11,006 --> 00:59:12,675
Marshall, talk to me.
587
00:59:12,716 --> 00:59:13,509
- I can't.
588
00:59:15,010 --> 00:59:16,136
I feel weird.
589
00:59:16,178 --> 00:59:17,429
- You have to, you have to,
590
00:59:17,471 --> 00:59:19,848
you're gonna pass
out, talk to me.
591
00:59:19,890 --> 00:59:22,601
- [Marshall] Something...
592
00:59:22,643 --> 00:59:23,519
Feel.
593
00:59:25,312 --> 00:59:27,022
- Don't touch it,
stop touching it,
594
00:59:27,064 --> 00:59:28,482
you're gonna make it worse.
595
00:59:28,524 --> 00:59:31,819
- [Marshall] Shit. (groans)
596
00:59:31,860 --> 00:59:34,488
Jesus, pushing,
something's pushing.
597
00:59:34,530 --> 00:59:37,449
I feel like my arm
is giving birth.
598
00:59:37,491 --> 00:59:39,159
- [Kiya] Marshall,
you're bleeding, okay?
599
00:59:39,201 --> 00:59:41,245
We're gonna fix it, nothing
is coming out of your arm.
600
00:59:41,287 --> 00:59:44,206
We need to think
positive thoughts.
601
00:59:45,249 --> 00:59:46,959
Snow days, hedgehogs,
602
00:59:47,835 --> 00:59:49,336
coming.
- Coming.
603
00:59:49,378 --> 00:59:51,755
- Sushi.
- Coming, I like sushi.
604
00:59:51,797 --> 00:59:53,007
I like sushi.
605
00:59:53,048 --> 00:59:54,383
- Michael Jackson, Froot Loops,
606
00:59:54,425 --> 00:59:56,927
Michael Jackson
eating Froot Loops,
607
00:59:56,969 --> 00:59:59,555
don't touch it,
stop touching it.
608
00:59:59,555 --> 01:00:02,016
- [Marshall] There's an
eel coming out of my arm!
609
01:00:02,057 --> 01:00:03,559
- [Kiya] What?
610
01:00:03,559 --> 01:00:04,560
- [Marshall] There's an
eel coming out of my arm.
611
01:00:04,560 --> 01:00:05,603
- [Kiya] That's impossible,
612
01:00:05,644 --> 01:00:07,187
there's no fucking eel
coming out of your arm.
613
01:00:07,229 --> 01:00:09,773
- [Marshall] (groans) I
can feel it, I can feel it,
614
01:00:09,815 --> 01:00:11,066
I can see it.
615
01:00:11,108 --> 01:00:12,568
- [Kiya] Marshall,
it's not an eel.
616
01:00:12,568 --> 01:00:15,404
(groaning)
617
01:00:15,446 --> 01:00:17,781
Oh my god, it's a fucking eel,
618
01:00:17,823 --> 01:00:21,619
you have a fucking eel
coming out of your arm!
619
01:00:23,704 --> 01:00:26,582
It is, it is, let
it out, let it out!
620
01:00:26,582 --> 01:00:27,875
- [Marshall] It's
going, it's going!
621
01:00:27,916 --> 01:00:29,043
- [Kiya] Is it going?
622
01:00:29,084 --> 01:00:31,503
(screaming)
623
01:00:37,134 --> 01:00:39,470
- Unfortunately in
life, there are times
624
01:00:39,511 --> 01:00:42,598
when someone receives
such a significant injury
625
01:00:42,598 --> 01:00:45,142
that a tourniquet may
have to be applied.
626
01:00:45,184 --> 01:00:47,394
Hello, I'm Captain Jim Johnson
627
01:00:47,436 --> 01:00:50,648
and today I'm gonna show you
how to apply a tourniquet.
628
01:00:50,689 --> 01:00:53,817
So Lisa here appears to
be in quite a bit of pain
629
01:00:53,859 --> 01:00:56,612
and I can see that there's
bleeding from the arm.
630
01:00:56,654 --> 01:00:59,615
So real quick, I wanna do
a head to toe assessment
631
01:00:59,657 --> 01:01:03,410
to see if there are any
more serious wounds.
632
01:01:10,376 --> 01:01:12,795
So Lisa, are you
experiencing any pain
633
01:01:12,836 --> 01:01:15,631
aside from the
wound in your arm?
634
01:01:20,928 --> 01:01:23,263
Everything is gonna
be okay, Lisa.
635
01:01:23,305 --> 01:01:26,642
We're gonna get you help and
we're gonna stop the bleeding.
636
01:01:26,684 --> 01:01:30,771
Take a wide bandage or some
other type of cloth material
637
01:01:30,813 --> 01:01:33,232
and place it right
above the wound.
638
01:01:33,273 --> 01:01:35,067
Make an overhand knot,
639
01:01:36,110 --> 01:01:37,319
make it tight.
640
01:01:38,487 --> 01:01:40,989
Next place a pen over that knot
641
01:01:42,741 --> 01:01:45,077
with another overhand knot.
642
01:01:50,124 --> 01:01:50,916
Tight.
643
01:01:55,003 --> 01:01:56,672
Next, rotate that pen
644
01:02:00,884 --> 01:02:02,886
until the bleeding stops.
645
01:02:05,472 --> 01:02:07,683
Just know that
applying a tourniquet
646
01:02:07,683 --> 01:02:12,479
is a last resort and may
result in Lisa losing her arm.
647
01:02:12,521 --> 01:02:16,692
Congratulations you may have
just saved someone's life.
648
01:02:21,613 --> 01:02:24,700
- [Kiya] Okay, I think we're
in tourniquet territory.
649
01:02:24,700 --> 01:02:26,702
- [Marshall] Good god.
650
01:02:28,412 --> 01:02:30,706
- You are losing a lot of blood.
651
01:02:30,748 --> 01:02:31,707
- No shit.
652
01:02:32,750 --> 01:02:34,918
I'm gonna end up with
a stub for an arm
653
01:02:34,960 --> 01:02:36,628
if I'm lucky.
654
01:02:36,670 --> 01:02:38,589
Listen, get me a
god damn tourniquet
655
01:02:38,630 --> 01:02:40,716
and bring me to a hospital.
656
01:02:42,718 --> 01:02:43,844
- Are you experiencing
any other pain
657
01:02:43,886 --> 01:02:44,803
besides the bullet wound?
658
01:02:44,845 --> 01:02:46,722
- Fuck you, fuck you.
659
01:02:46,722 --> 01:02:48,140
Listen, I'm gonna
die in this tub
660
01:02:48,182 --> 01:02:50,934
if you don't get
your shit together.
661
01:02:50,976 --> 01:02:51,769
Oh shit.
662
01:02:55,272 --> 01:02:57,733
Things are getting
really narrow.
663
01:02:57,775 --> 01:02:59,943
- Look, you are
not going to die.
664
01:02:59,985 --> 01:03:02,738
I am not taking
you to a hospital.
665
01:03:08,619 --> 01:03:10,746
- Just drop me off and go.
666
01:03:14,249 --> 01:03:17,169
(mysterious music)
667
01:03:24,301 --> 01:03:25,219
- Marshall.
668
01:03:26,720 --> 01:03:28,305
Marshall, Marshie!
669
01:03:28,347 --> 01:03:29,681
Marshall, shit!
670
01:03:30,766 --> 01:03:32,267
Marshall, Marshall.
671
01:03:33,268 --> 01:03:34,061
Shit!
672
01:03:36,021 --> 01:03:36,814
Marshall.
673
01:03:38,649 --> 01:03:40,776
(gurgling)
674
01:03:53,330 --> 01:03:55,999
(static humming)
675
01:04:17,896 --> 01:04:19,940
- What did I tell you?
676
01:04:19,982 --> 01:04:21,984
97 cents in a paper bag.
677
01:04:28,407 --> 01:04:29,825
- Tell me a story.
678
01:04:43,714 --> 01:04:44,506
Come on.
679
01:04:50,846 --> 01:04:52,764
- You're a little shit.
680
01:04:57,561 --> 01:04:58,770
- You got one?
681
01:05:03,150 --> 01:05:03,942
- I guess.
682
01:05:06,528 --> 01:05:07,738
- I'm excited.
683
01:05:15,787 --> 01:05:18,248
- Well don't get your hopes up.
684
01:05:23,545 --> 01:05:26,131
It was like, um, five years ago.
685
01:05:29,217 --> 01:05:32,888
Everybody was waiting
for the storm to hit.
686
01:05:38,477 --> 01:05:40,896
I thought I had enough time to
687
01:05:41,980 --> 01:05:43,273
board up my motel
688
01:05:43,315 --> 01:05:44,900
so I left my house
689
01:05:49,738 --> 01:05:51,740
and I left my kid there.
690
01:05:53,325 --> 01:05:54,910
Well it turns out,
691
01:05:56,036 --> 01:05:58,914
the storm rolled
in early and I...
692
01:06:05,295 --> 01:06:08,924
I got stuck in the
flood and I couldn't get
693
01:06:08,966 --> 01:06:10,092
back in time.
694
01:06:14,930 --> 01:06:16,974
The whole town was under water.
695
01:06:19,184 --> 01:06:21,728
The house got hit pretty bad.
696
01:06:24,022 --> 01:06:26,817
Lift the whole roof up.
697
01:06:26,858 --> 01:06:30,779
(static drowning out Marshall)
698
01:06:46,962 --> 01:06:49,840
It was the worst
thing I ever did.
699
01:06:56,304 --> 01:06:57,097
She...
700
01:06:58,807 --> 01:07:00,976
She's probably your age now.
701
01:07:02,519 --> 01:07:06,356
I don't know, have you even
graduated high school yet?
702
01:07:13,488 --> 01:07:16,908
- [Kiya] Have you
ever done this before?
703
01:07:22,497 --> 01:07:25,000
- [Marshall] I can't see you.
704
01:07:30,672 --> 01:07:31,465
- It's...
705
01:07:33,675 --> 01:07:34,468
It's...
706
01:07:43,769 --> 01:07:45,562
- [Marshall] Hey, hey.
707
01:07:47,022 --> 01:07:47,981
Hey Kiya.
708
01:07:50,984 --> 01:07:51,777
Kiya.
709
01:07:53,862 --> 01:07:54,654
- Huh?
710
01:07:59,034 --> 01:08:01,953
- [Marshall] Do
you hear traffic?
711
01:08:03,872 --> 01:08:04,790
- A little.
712
01:08:07,084 --> 01:08:11,088
- [Marshall] Do you think
the front door's open.
713
01:08:16,676 --> 01:08:18,053
Where's the rat?
714
01:08:22,057 --> 01:08:22,933
- Oh no.
715
01:08:24,893 --> 01:08:26,103
Shit, shit, shit, shit.
716
01:08:26,144 --> 01:08:27,771
- [Marshall] What?
717
01:08:28,980 --> 01:08:31,066
- I think he ran.
- He ran?
718
01:08:35,070 --> 01:08:36,488
Well go get him.
719
01:08:38,073 --> 01:08:40,742
(bell tolling)
720
01:09:14,568 --> 01:09:15,569
- I got him.
721
01:09:50,687 --> 01:09:52,689
- Hey, just so you know,
722
01:09:54,149 --> 01:09:56,151
I could've fucked you.
723
01:10:24,179 --> 01:10:26,681
(soft music)
724
01:10:50,413 --> 01:10:53,208
(phone ringing)
725
01:11:10,600 --> 01:11:13,228
(siren wailing)
726
01:11:27,242 --> 01:11:29,911
(gentle music)
727
01:12:20,462 --> 01:12:23,965
(somber classical music)
728
01:13:00,460 --> 01:13:04,339
- [Burt] You're just
another fame obsessed junkie
729
01:13:04,339 --> 01:13:06,341
trying to make the
biggest splash you can
730
01:13:06,341 --> 01:13:10,095
before you shit out a
kid and die of cancer.
731
01:13:58,476 --> 01:14:01,396
(doorbell rings)
732
01:15:00,788 --> 01:15:03,333
(Burt shouts)
733
01:15:20,266 --> 01:15:22,477
(laughing)
734
01:15:47,669 --> 01:15:50,004
(grunting)
735
01:16:13,778 --> 01:16:16,781
(breathing heavily)
736
01:16:24,622 --> 01:16:26,624
(gagging)
737
01:16:26,666 --> 01:16:29,002
(coughing)
738
01:17:29,896 --> 01:17:32,690
(seagull culling)
739
01:19:04,282 --> 01:19:07,493
(eerie ominous music)
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