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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,134 --> 00:00:15,979 Have you seen my earring? 2 00:00:15,979 --> 00:00:19,830 Why can't I just write these people a check and stay home? 3 00:00:19,830 --> 00:00:23,064 - Nobody's gonna miss me. - You're not getting out of this one. 4 00:00:23,064 --> 00:00:28,089 Half the people are coming just to have their picture taken with the great Daniel Thorn. 5 00:00:29,628 --> 00:00:33,986 Besides, you bought me this dress just for tonight. 6 00:00:33,986 --> 00:00:37,890 - Remember? - Yeah. 7 00:00:37,890 --> 00:00:40,712 I really do have impeccable taste, don't I? 8 00:00:40,712 --> 00:00:43,333 - Me or the dress? - Both. 9 00:00:43,333 --> 00:00:44,939 Oh. 10 00:00:46,394 --> 00:00:48,605 This thing is gonna kill you some day. 11 00:00:48,605 --> 00:00:52,215 I have to wear it, darling. It's my trademark. 12 00:00:52,215 --> 00:00:54,609 And we're late! Which is my other trademark. 13 00:00:54,609 --> 00:00:56,987 I'll just wear these. 14 00:01:03,423 --> 00:01:06,684 Save me, Roberto. How about you go to this stupid benefit? 15 00:01:06,684 --> 00:01:08,020 I'll stay here. 16 00:01:08,020 --> 00:01:11,827 I can't help you, Mr. Thorn. Have a good evening. 17 00:01:22,486 --> 00:01:26,264 Mr. T, your car's right out front. And I put a couple of diet sodas in there, too. 18 00:01:26,264 --> 00:01:27,360 Thank you, Lewis. 19 00:01:27,360 --> 00:01:29,639 Mr. Thorn, over here. One picture. 20 00:01:31,604 --> 00:01:34,303 - What is it? - Oh, do you have the tickets? 21 00:01:34,303 --> 00:01:38,532 - No, l... I thought you had 'em. - Oh, I must've left them upstairs. 22 00:01:38,532 --> 00:01:43,191 I'll go, you stay and meet your adoring public. - All right. 23 00:01:49,248 --> 00:01:51,691 Sheryl, your scarf is caught. 24 00:01:51,691 --> 00:01:53,499 Sheryl! 25 00:01:53,499 --> 00:01:55,107 Daniel! 26 00:01:56,400 --> 00:01:57,988 Somebody, help me! 27 00:01:57,988 --> 00:02:00,033 Roberto, get to the elevator. 28 00:02:00,033 --> 00:02:02,606 Check on Mrs. Thorn. It's that damn scarf again. 29 00:02:02,606 --> 00:02:05,648 Just make sure she's okay! 30 00:02:12,681 --> 00:02:14,921 Mr. Thorn, you better come up. 31 00:02:14,931 --> 00:02:18,715 It's Mrs. Thorn. I think she's dead. 32 00:02:27,530 --> 00:02:30,028 MONK Season 3 Epi. 14 Mr. Monk Goes to Vegas 33 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:13,000 ��ũ���� �ں���(dolnaru@nate.com) 34 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:22,000 ORIGINAL AIR DATE ON USA: 2005/02/18 35 00:03:34,408 --> 00:03:37,453 - Hello? - Hey, Monk! You awake? 36 00:03:37,453 --> 00:03:40,601 Listen, there was a murder here last week. 37 00:03:40,601 --> 00:03:42,500 You know Daniel Thorn? 38 00:03:42,500 --> 00:03:44,304 - Daniel Thorn? - Daniel Thorn. 39 00:03:44,304 --> 00:03:47,830 The son of a bitch murdered his wife and he tried to make it look like an accident. 40 00:03:47,830 --> 00:03:51,373 I can prove it. Monk, I solved the case. 41 00:03:51,373 --> 00:03:53,176 At least I think I did. 42 00:03:53,176 --> 00:03:55,474 Hey, hey. Keep 'em coming. 43 00:03:55,474 --> 00:03:57,283 Hot pants! 44 00:03:58,025 --> 00:04:00,050 Have you been drinking? 45 00:04:00,050 --> 00:04:02,706 Who, me? Uh, yeah, a little bit. 46 00:04:02,706 --> 00:04:04,670 Listen, Monk, I need you, man. 47 00:04:04,670 --> 00:04:07,480 I need you to come to Vegas. I need a second opinion. 48 00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:10,241 I'm staying at the, uh, Monticello Casino, 49 00:04:10,241 --> 00:04:15,965 uh, room 3473. 50 00:04:15,965 --> 00:04:18,215 Vegas. 51 00:04:18,215 --> 00:04:20,461 Las Vegas? 52 00:04:51,470 --> 00:04:54,258 Yeah! Yeah! 53 00:04:55,812 --> 00:04:57,679 Welcome to Sin City, Mr. Monk. 54 00:04:57,679 --> 00:05:02,350 Is it some kind of holiday? - Nope. It's like this 24 hours a day, all the time. 55 00:05:02,350 --> 00:05:05,015 People come from all over the world just to give their money away. 56 00:05:05,015 --> 00:05:07,019 - They look miserable. - They are miserable. 57 00:05:07,019 --> 00:05:09,471 You might be the happiest person here. 58 00:05:10,376 --> 00:05:12,907 You all right? This is nothing. 59 00:05:12,907 --> 00:05:15,331 Wait till the tour buses show up. This place is gonna be packed. 60 00:05:15,331 --> 00:05:17,854 - How do you know? - I lived here for two years. 61 00:05:17,854 --> 00:05:19,890 - I was a blackjack dealer. - I didn't know that. 62 00:05:19,890 --> 00:05:22,308 I've done a lot of things you don't know about. 63 00:05:22,308 --> 00:05:25,280 - Really? Like what? - Like, it's none of your business. 64 00:05:25,280 --> 00:05:27,021 Have you ever done hard time? 65 00:05:27,021 --> 00:05:28,658 Do you think I've done hard time? 66 00:05:28,658 --> 00:05:32,123 - Maybe. - This way. 67 00:05:44,748 --> 00:05:47,181 Jesus. 68 00:05:48,737 --> 00:05:51,008 Where's my pants? 69 00:05:51,008 --> 00:05:52,997 Hey, Randy, where's my pants? 70 00:05:52,997 --> 00:05:56,017 You threw 'em out the window. 71 00:05:56,017 --> 00:06:01,365 - Why'd I do that? - One of the girls bet you $1 you wouldn't. 72 00:06:04,004 --> 00:06:06,787 Looks like she paid off. 73 00:06:06,787 --> 00:06:09,815 Coming. I'm coming! 74 00:06:09,815 --> 00:06:12,775 Quit with the pounding! 75 00:06:17,182 --> 00:06:20,980 Which one of you idiots invited Monk? 76 00:06:20,980 --> 00:06:22,380 - Wasn't me. - Not me. 77 00:06:22,380 --> 00:06:25,608 Come on! 78 00:06:27,835 --> 00:06:31,524 Hey, Monk. Natalie. 79 00:06:31,524 --> 00:06:34,494 - What are you doing here? - You called him. 80 00:06:34,494 --> 00:06:37,487 - Last night, you told him to come. - I called you? 81 00:06:37,487 --> 00:06:39,571 You said there had been a murder. 82 00:06:39,571 --> 00:06:40,822 What the hell are you talking about? 83 00:06:40,822 --> 00:06:43,671 - Can we come in? - Yeah. 84 00:06:45,329 --> 00:06:47,971 - You guys have fun? - I don't know. 85 00:06:47,971 --> 00:06:49,549 What's the occasion? 86 00:06:49,549 --> 00:06:52,735 Larry Fennigan's bachelor party. 87 00:06:52,735 --> 00:06:55,796 Sgt. Fennigan? No, I just talked to him last week. 88 00:06:55,796 --> 00:06:56,969 He's not having a bachelor... 89 00:06:56,969 --> 00:07:01,055 Uh, yeah, he must have changed his mind at the last minute. 90 00:07:01,055 --> 00:07:05,450 - We tried to call you. - Hey, look. Stripper left her make-up bag. 91 00:07:08,062 --> 00:07:10,006 Strippers? 92 00:07:10,006 --> 00:07:13,981 Uh, it's okay, Monk, 'cause me and, uh, the other married guys, 93 00:07:13,981 --> 00:07:16,757 we... we went down the hall until she left. 94 00:07:16,757 --> 00:07:19,252 Okay. 95 00:07:19,252 --> 00:07:22,976 I'll meet you guys later. I'm gonna go hit the tables. 96 00:07:22,976 --> 00:07:26,749 - How's your luck? - Great. I'm only down $200. 97 00:07:26,749 --> 00:07:28,436 - What are you playin'? - Blackjack. 98 00:07:28,436 --> 00:07:31,338 Why don't you go next door? The Mirage has some $5 tables. 99 00:07:31,338 --> 00:07:35,275 $5? Those are the kiddie tables. I'm here to make some real money. 100 00:07:35,275 --> 00:07:39,557 - I got a system. - Oh. I didn't know you had a book. 101 00:07:39,557 --> 00:07:41,032 Then you can't lose. 102 00:07:41,032 --> 00:07:44,988 Come on down, see for yourself. You can help me count my chips. 103 00:07:50,680 --> 00:07:52,978 Hey, wait a minute. I called you, Monk. - Right. 104 00:07:52,978 --> 00:07:55,484 Yeah, I called... 105 00:07:55,484 --> 00:07:57,461 I solved something. It was big. 106 00:07:57,461 --> 00:07:59,852 Yeah, you said Daniel Thorn murdered his wife. 107 00:07:59,852 --> 00:08:02,734 You said you had proof. 108 00:08:02,734 --> 00:08:05,062 I did? 109 00:08:07,556 --> 00:08:10,117 Okay. This way. 110 00:08:11,646 --> 00:08:14,053 Over here. 111 00:08:14,053 --> 00:08:16,879 Right. This... This is where she was killed. 112 00:08:16,879 --> 00:08:18,783 Does any of this look familiar? 113 00:08:18,783 --> 00:08:20,708 I don't know. 114 00:08:20,708 --> 00:08:21,866 Wait. 115 00:08:21,866 --> 00:08:25,468 Captain, you-you're only supposed to take two of those. 116 00:08:25,468 --> 00:08:27,658 "As necessary." 117 00:08:27,658 --> 00:08:30,121 You don't remember anything? Nothing? 118 00:08:30,121 --> 00:08:34,279 Um, I know I left the party upstairs at about 1:30. 119 00:08:34,279 --> 00:08:36,101 Okay, okay. Were you alone? 120 00:08:36,101 --> 00:08:40,842 I don't know. I came down, I played some craps, lost some money. 121 00:08:40,842 --> 00:08:42,503 I talked to someone. 122 00:08:42,503 --> 00:08:44,761 Good. There you go. Who? 123 00:08:44,761 --> 00:08:48,030 It was a man. Or a woman. 124 00:08:48,030 --> 00:08:50,636 Oh, man or a woman. That narrows it down. 125 00:08:50,636 --> 00:08:53,506 So, it wasn't a child? 126 00:08:53,506 --> 00:08:55,352 - Could have been. - All right, got the case file. 127 00:08:55,352 --> 00:08:59,384 Lt. Waliver said don't make any copies of it and I have nice eyes. 128 00:08:59,384 --> 00:09:03,788 Okay, cause of death: Uh, ligature strangulation and a broken neck. 129 00:09:03,788 --> 00:09:05,250 Waliver said you're wasting your time. 130 00:09:05,250 --> 00:09:07,684 It was an accident. She strangled on her own scarf. 131 00:09:07,684 --> 00:09:09,653 Okay, let's check it out. 132 00:09:09,653 --> 00:09:11,741 Uh, excuse me. I'm sorry, these are private elevators. 133 00:09:11,741 --> 00:09:14,093 The public elevators are across the lobby. 134 00:09:14,093 --> 00:09:16,076 Yeah. Um, PD. 135 00:09:16,076 --> 00:09:17,749 We're just gonna look around a little bit, okay? 136 00:09:17,749 --> 00:09:21,525 Sure, sure. What's, uh, going on? Can I help? 137 00:09:21,525 --> 00:09:24,497 Were you on duty the night Mrs. Thorn was... 138 00:09:24,497 --> 00:09:26,502 Why? Is this, like, an insurance thing? 139 00:09:26,502 --> 00:09:30,073 No, this is a "we ask you some questions and you answer" thing. 140 00:09:30,073 --> 00:09:32,852 Okay, okay, but you owe me one. 141 00:09:32,852 --> 00:09:35,346 Here's what happened. They got off the elevator. 142 00:09:35,346 --> 00:09:38,561 Sheryl, that's Mrs. Thorn, said, "Do you have the tickets?" 143 00:09:38,561 --> 00:09:42,175 Daniel, Mr. Thorn, checked his pockets, "No." 144 00:09:42,175 --> 00:09:45,536 She got back on the elevator, elevator doors closed, 145 00:09:45,536 --> 00:09:47,270 and her scarf got caught. 146 00:09:47,270 --> 00:09:49,382 You could hear her screaming from inside: 147 00:09:49,382 --> 00:09:51,874 "Help me, Daniel. Help me" 148 00:09:51,874 --> 00:09:55,628 That's pretty much it. They found her upstairs. 149 00:09:55,628 --> 00:09:57,489 And she was definitely alone? 150 00:09:57,489 --> 00:09:58,888 Oh, yeah, I was standing right there. 151 00:09:58,888 --> 00:10:01,213 I got a question. 152 00:10:01,213 --> 00:10:03,628 Were you working last night at 2:00? 153 00:10:03,628 --> 00:10:04,341 Oh, yes, sir. 154 00:10:04,341 --> 00:10:06,215 - Was I here? - Were you here? 155 00:10:06,215 --> 00:10:07,984 Do you remember me? Did we talk? 156 00:10:07,984 --> 00:10:10,684 No, sir. I've never seen you before. 157 00:10:10,684 --> 00:10:13,077 Exactly. We never met. 158 00:10:13,077 --> 00:10:14,535 Right. I was just testing you. 159 00:10:14,535 --> 00:10:16,287 You... You passed. Good job. 160 00:10:16,287 --> 00:10:18,546 Um, we're just gonna be a minute, okay? 161 00:10:18,546 --> 00:10:19,367 - Okay. - Thank you. 162 00:10:19,367 --> 00:10:20,634 Yeah. 163 00:10:20,634 --> 00:10:22,110 So it's an express. 164 00:10:22,110 --> 00:10:24,868 Yeah, it goes straight to the penthouse, non-stop. 165 00:10:24,868 --> 00:10:26,667 There is an access panel. 166 00:10:26,667 --> 00:10:28,347 Can we get up there? 167 00:10:28,347 --> 00:10:31,032 Monk, we're not supposed to be here. Let's make it quick. 168 00:10:31,032 --> 00:10:33,251 - Ok. Look. Thumbprint scanner. - Yeah. 169 00:10:33,251 --> 00:10:35,849 This elevator doesn't move for anyone but Thorn or his wife. 170 00:10:35,849 --> 00:10:38,673 Right, it's all here. See, Daniel Thorn, uh, 171 00:10:38,673 --> 00:10:43,258 pressed the elevator scanner at 5:52 to come down, 172 00:10:43,258 --> 00:10:46,590 and then Sheryl Thorn pressed the scanner at 5:55, 173 00:10:46,590 --> 00:10:50,840 three minutes later, to go back up in the elevator. 174 00:10:50,840 --> 00:10:53,700 So it was definitely her. 175 00:10:53,700 --> 00:10:57,480 Yeah, positive ID. 176 00:10:57,480 --> 00:11:00,257 What are you doing? 177 00:11:01,696 --> 00:11:04,842 Look, look. It's odd, look at her thumbprint. 178 00:11:04,842 --> 00:11:08,867 It's at a weird angle. 179 00:11:08,867 --> 00:11:11,202 Why would she press it like that? 180 00:11:11,202 --> 00:11:13,455 I would have pressed it like that. 181 00:11:13,455 --> 00:11:15,795 - Wouldn't you? - Mmm-hmm. 182 00:11:15,795 --> 00:11:18,534 Yeah, that is weird. 183 00:11:22,559 --> 00:11:24,361 What is that? 184 00:11:24,361 --> 00:11:26,183 It's a fingernail. 185 00:11:26,183 --> 00:11:28,357 It's dug right into the leather. 186 00:11:28,357 --> 00:11:31,009 It probably broke off when she was choking to death. 187 00:11:31,009 --> 00:11:33,363 No, I don't think so. 188 00:11:33,363 --> 00:11:35,737 She's too far away from the door. 189 00:11:35,737 --> 00:11:38,521 What do you think? 190 00:11:38,521 --> 00:11:40,484 I think you were right. 191 00:11:40,484 --> 00:11:43,406 Something happened in here. 192 00:11:43,406 --> 00:11:46,326 It was murder. 193 00:11:52,070 --> 00:11:55,048 You know, some people thought that we should reschedule 194 00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:56,818 this groundbreaking ceremony after what happened last week. 195 00:11:59,678 --> 00:12:02,885 But I know that Sheryl would want us here today. 196 00:12:02,885 --> 00:12:03,983 And as you know, uh, 197 00:12:03,983 --> 00:12:07,514 she and I were never able to have children of our own. 198 00:12:07,514 --> 00:12:12,207 So, uh, she always considered this project, this hospital 199 00:12:12,207 --> 00:12:15,138 to be her baby. Our baby. 200 00:12:16,775 --> 00:12:20,548 - If in 100 years... - He didn't love her. 201 00:12:20,548 --> 00:12:24,188 - How do you know? - I know. 202 00:12:24,188 --> 00:12:28,411 ...with my casinos or my bestseller books. 203 00:12:28,411 --> 00:12:32,185 No, it will be for this hospital. 204 00:12:32,185 --> 00:12:35,694 So let's get started on this hospital. 205 00:12:38,440 --> 00:12:41,847 Will somebody hold this? 206 00:12:43,505 --> 00:12:45,185 - What are you doing? - Poking around. 207 00:12:45,185 --> 00:12:47,602 - You can't do that. - I can do anything I want. 208 00:12:47,602 --> 00:12:50,258 I'm cute. 209 00:12:52,550 --> 00:12:55,858 I wanna thank everybody for coming out here today. 210 00:12:55,858 --> 00:12:59,697 So let's get this thing built, huh? 211 00:12:59,697 --> 00:13:01,298 Well, thanks, I appreciate that. 212 00:13:01,298 --> 00:13:03,530 Uh, Mr. Thorn, do you have a minute? 213 00:13:03,530 --> 00:13:04,579 Yeah, sure. 214 00:13:04,579 --> 00:13:06,439 No, no, no, sir, we don't want your autograph. 215 00:13:06,439 --> 00:13:09,013 My name is Natalie Teeger, this is Adrian Monk. 216 00:13:09,013 --> 00:13:11,871 We're here with some homicide detectives from San Francisco. 217 00:13:11,871 --> 00:13:14,148 Oh, I hope you're staying here at the Monticello. 218 00:13:14,148 --> 00:13:15,678 Yes, sir, we are. 219 00:13:15,678 --> 00:13:18,213 We just have some questions about your wife. 220 00:13:18,213 --> 00:13:20,750 And how she died. 221 00:13:20,750 --> 00:13:22,529 You do? 222 00:13:22,529 --> 00:13:25,485 Well, uh, we have our own police force here, Mr. Monk, 223 00:13:25,485 --> 00:13:29,153 and, uh, they've already looked into it. If you want a copy of that report, 224 00:13:29,153 --> 00:13:30,590 I can assist you with that. 225 00:13:30,590 --> 00:13:34,711 Well, I-I've already seen the report, sir. 226 00:13:34,711 --> 00:13:36,995 It doesn't add up. 227 00:13:36,995 --> 00:13:39,471 - Oh, yeah? What doesn't add up? - The night she died, 228 00:13:39,471 --> 00:13:43,018 the two of you were going to a fundraiser at the Baker Street Pavilion. 229 00:13:43,018 --> 00:13:46,823 Yeah, that's right. It was a fundraising concert. For this hospital. 230 00:13:46,823 --> 00:13:51,521 Right, but she forgot the tickets and that's why she went back upstairs. 231 00:13:51,521 --> 00:13:54,415 Yeah. 232 00:13:54,415 --> 00:13:58,641 These were in your pocket, sir. 233 00:13:58,641 --> 00:14:02,946 Baker Street Pavilion, May 2. 234 00:14:02,946 --> 00:14:05,607 Oh, my, well, uh... I didn't realize they were there. 235 00:14:05,607 --> 00:14:08,051 You know, if I'd have known that, she'd be alive here today. 236 00:14:08,051 --> 00:14:10,668 We've spoken to some witnesses. 237 00:14:10,668 --> 00:14:12,907 They said that you looked for the tickets. 238 00:14:12,907 --> 00:14:15,252 They said that you checked your pockets. 239 00:14:15,252 --> 00:14:18,562 They were mistaken! 240 00:14:20,342 --> 00:14:23,045 Look, why... why don't you just relax here, Mr. Monk, huh? 241 00:14:23,045 --> 00:14:26,241 You're in Las Vegas, do some gambling. 242 00:14:26,241 --> 00:14:28,471 I'd be happy to comp you and your friend here. 243 00:14:28,471 --> 00:14:30,455 I don't gamble. 244 00:14:30,455 --> 00:14:32,300 Well, then have a drink. 245 00:14:32,300 --> 00:14:33,956 Don't drink. 246 00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:35,811 Well, you don't gamble, you don't drink. 247 00:14:35,811 --> 00:14:38,946 You wanna know a secret? I don't, either. 248 00:14:38,946 --> 00:14:40,829 You and I, we got a lot in common, Mr. Monk. 249 00:14:40,829 --> 00:14:45,490 Yes, we do. My wife was murdered, too. 250 00:14:45,490 --> 00:14:48,971 - No, Sheryl wasn't murdered. - I think she was. 251 00:14:48,971 --> 00:14:51,919 We're done here. 252 00:14:51,919 --> 00:14:57,056 - Goodbye, Mr. Monk. Miss Teeger. - Mr. Thorn. 253 00:15:02,914 --> 00:15:05,852 Okay, just take your time. Does any of this look familiar? 254 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:09,843 Maybe that way. 255 00:15:11,094 --> 00:15:14,200 Hey, there's Randy. Randy! Randy! How you doin'? 256 00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:17,771 Hey, uh, I'm down. 257 00:15:17,771 --> 00:15:20,041 But that's to be expected. 258 00:15:20,041 --> 00:15:22,527 Money is like the tide, it ebbs and it flows. 259 00:15:22,527 --> 00:15:25,150 It's all in the book. Right now, I'm, uh, sort of ebbing. 260 00:15:25,150 --> 00:15:27,971 Uh, son, exactly how much are you ebbing? 261 00:15:27,971 --> 00:15:29,188 Down $800. 262 00:15:29,188 --> 00:15:32,584 But that's not including the complimentary breakfast and all the free drinks. 263 00:15:32,584 --> 00:15:35,104 Don't panic. Don't panic. The worst thing you can do is panic. 264 00:15:35,104 --> 00:15:37,353 It's all in the book. Hey, uh, how's the case coming? 265 00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:39,212 - Actually, we're narrowing it. - Great. Great. 266 00:15:39,212 --> 00:15:41,084 I want to hear all about it later. 267 00:15:41,084 --> 00:15:43,282 - How are you? - Julie, I'm back. 268 00:15:43,282 --> 00:15:44,653 - Let's play. - All right, here you go. 269 00:15:44,653 --> 00:15:49,934 That bar. I've been in that bar. 270 00:15:54,593 --> 00:15:57,381 Hey, there he is. This is the guy. 271 00:15:57,381 --> 00:15:59,069 Hey, Leland, welcome back. 272 00:15:59,069 --> 00:16:02,748 - Yeah, I think you've been here before. - Hey, Leland, how you feeling, brother? 273 00:16:02,748 --> 00:16:06,393 I figured you'd be back. You forgot this. 274 00:16:06,393 --> 00:16:11,286 - Everybody is still talking about it, man. - Thank you for last night. 275 00:16:11,286 --> 00:16:12,740 You're welcome. 276 00:16:12,740 --> 00:16:15,663 - "First place, karaoke contest"? - Karaoke. 277 00:16:15,663 --> 00:16:17,528 Do you sing? 278 00:16:17,528 --> 00:16:19,759 Apparently. 279 00:16:21,061 --> 00:16:24,773 Look, last night is a bit of a blur. 280 00:16:24,773 --> 00:16:26,249 What did I sing? 281 00:16:26,249 --> 00:16:28,847 Ain't No Sunshine. 282 00:16:28,847 --> 00:16:30,347 That's a good song. 283 00:16:30,347 --> 00:16:32,680 You made me cry. 284 00:16:32,680 --> 00:16:34,925 Sing it again. 285 00:16:34,925 --> 00:16:38,572 I don't think so. Look, um... 286 00:16:38,572 --> 00:16:40,628 Did anything else happen? It's kind of important. 287 00:16:40,628 --> 00:16:43,193 You did a lot of drinkin'. You were very thirsty. 288 00:16:43,193 --> 00:16:46,048 - Did he talk to anybody? - Hell, he talked to everybody. 289 00:16:46,048 --> 00:16:47,808 You don't remember anything? 290 00:16:47,808 --> 00:16:48,990 - Um... - Let's see. 291 00:16:48,990 --> 00:16:51,272 You came in around 2:00, you sang the song, 292 00:16:51,272 --> 00:16:52,859 you won the trophy, you threw up, 293 00:16:52,859 --> 00:16:55,838 and you collapsed on a table over there. 294 00:16:55,838 --> 00:16:57,525 - Was he alone? - I didn't notice. 295 00:16:57,525 --> 00:17:00,894 About 10 minutes later you came back, you were all excited and you kept saying, 296 00:17:00,894 --> 00:17:03,001 "I solved the case!" 297 00:17:03,001 --> 00:17:03,957 Anything else? 298 00:17:03,957 --> 00:17:06,718 No, sir, you just ran outside looking for a payphone. 299 00:17:06,718 --> 00:17:11,361 You sat at this table and you solved the case. 300 00:17:13,434 --> 00:17:16,756 Look, do you have any idea what I meant? 301 00:17:16,756 --> 00:17:22,170 - No. - I do. You told me all about it. 302 00:17:27,168 --> 00:17:31,087 Um... 303 00:17:31,087 --> 00:17:35,869 What exactly did I say? 304 00:17:35,869 --> 00:17:40,432 I'll tell you on one condition. 305 00:17:49,549 --> 00:17:50,943 Hi. Remember me? 306 00:17:50,943 --> 00:17:53,184 Oh, Miss Teeger. Room 1523. 307 00:17:53,184 --> 00:17:56,103 Wow. You're pretty good. You're gonna own this place someday. 308 00:17:56,103 --> 00:17:58,299 That's the plan. Give me five years. 309 00:17:58,299 --> 00:18:00,487 Listen, my friend Adrian Monk just checked in... 310 00:18:00,487 --> 00:18:02,187 Room 1525. 311 00:18:02,187 --> 00:18:05,894 That's right. Anyway, uh, he's a little peculiar. 312 00:18:05,894 --> 00:18:08,330 He has to have 60-watt light bulbs in all the lamps. 313 00:18:08,330 --> 00:18:11,242 60-watt? Did you try Guest Services? 314 00:18:11,242 --> 00:18:12,977 Yeah, there were 10 people in front of me. 315 00:18:12,977 --> 00:18:15,453 Could you help me out? I would so appreciate it. 316 00:18:15,453 --> 00:18:16,911 Done. But you owe me one. 317 00:18:16,911 --> 00:18:20,098 All right. 318 00:18:20,098 --> 00:18:22,246 - Is that Daniel Thorn's book? - Oh, yeah. 319 00:18:22,246 --> 00:18:24,169 You must be a pretty big fan, huh? 320 00:18:24,169 --> 00:18:26,936 I'd say I'm more of a student. I keep my eyes open. 321 00:18:26,936 --> 00:18:30,880 You can learn more in this lobby than you can at any business school. 322 00:18:30,880 --> 00:18:34,594 I'm sure you can, Lewis. 323 00:18:34,594 --> 00:18:37,257 I bet you have some great stories. 324 00:18:37,257 --> 00:18:40,712 Well, uh...Let's just say if I wrote a book about Thorn, 325 00:18:40,712 --> 00:18:44,401 about the things I've seen, it'd be pretty wild. 326 00:18:44,401 --> 00:18:47,569 I have a perfect view of who comes and goes. 327 00:18:47,569 --> 00:18:50,244 And who comes and goes with who. 328 00:18:50,244 --> 00:18:55,337 - Ah. Do you really? - Mmm. 329 00:18:58,572 --> 00:19:02,141 �� Ain't no sunshine when she's gone �� 330 00:19:05,025 --> 00:19:11,206 �� It's not warm when she's away �� 331 00:19:11,206 --> 00:19:14,783 �� Ain't no sunshine when she's gone �� 332 00:19:14,783 --> 00:19:17,592 �� She's always gone too long �� - Don't ask. 333 00:19:17,592 --> 00:19:21,314 �� Any time she goes away �� 334 00:19:23,792 --> 00:19:30,033 �� Wonder this time where she's gone �� 335 00:19:30,033 --> 00:19:34,525 �� Wonder if she's gone to stay �� 336 00:19:34,525 --> 00:19:36,903 Do the dance. Y-you did a little dance. 337 00:19:36,903 --> 00:19:40,198 �� Ain't no sunshine when she's gone �� 338 00:19:40,198 --> 00:19:43,120 �� She's always gone too long �� 339 00:19:43,120 --> 00:19:45,697 �� Anytime she goes away �� 340 00:19:45,697 --> 00:19:48,619 Turn around, I wanna see your tush. 341 00:19:51,169 --> 00:19:55,147 �� I know, I know, I know, I know... �� 342 00:19:55,147 --> 00:19:57,554 Those are different pants. Where are the jeans? 343 00:19:57,554 --> 00:20:00,451 Look, lady, a deal is a deal. 344 00:20:00,451 --> 00:20:05,123 I sang the song, now tell me what I said last night. 345 00:20:05,123 --> 00:20:08,250 All you said was, "They don't match." 346 00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:10,254 "They don't match"? What doesn't match? 347 00:20:10,254 --> 00:20:14,363 I don't know. You didn't say. 348 00:20:14,363 --> 00:20:17,543 Wait, wait, wait, is that it? Is that all you got? 349 00:20:17,543 --> 00:20:19,932 Leland. Sing it again. 350 00:20:19,932 --> 00:20:24,621 I just love the way you sing. 351 00:20:28,602 --> 00:20:30,284 Thank you. 352 00:20:30,284 --> 00:20:33,010 - You were good. - Shut up. 353 00:20:33,010 --> 00:20:34,730 Daniel Thorn has a mistress. 354 00:20:34,730 --> 00:20:37,593 She's a dancer at another casino. 355 00:20:37,593 --> 00:20:38,789 How do you know that? 356 00:20:38,789 --> 00:20:40,314 Lewis the bellboy told me. 357 00:20:40,314 --> 00:20:42,411 He told you just like that? 358 00:20:42,411 --> 00:20:45,238 - Mmm-hmm. - Oh, that's right. You're cute. 359 00:20:46,817 --> 00:20:49,941 �� I know the time is right �� 360 00:20:49,941 --> 00:20:56,118 �� For a rendezvous, only me and you �� 361 00:20:56,118 --> 00:20:58,723 - Mr. Monk, they're not naked. - They're naked-ish. 362 00:20:58,723 --> 00:21:02,708 Well, you can't argue with that. They are naked-ish. Where's the Captain? 363 00:21:02,708 --> 00:21:04,631 He went back to get Randy out of the casino. 364 00:21:04,631 --> 00:21:07,049 He's down $4,000. 365 00:21:07,049 --> 00:21:09,486 What, he's never gonna leave. Nobody walks away. 366 00:21:09,486 --> 00:21:13,187 It's like a drug. I used to gamble. 367 00:21:13,187 --> 00:21:15,855 I had a big problem. That's why I left. 368 00:21:15,855 --> 00:21:18,516 - Sir, Teresa Telenko? - Yeah. 369 00:21:18,516 --> 00:21:20,842 - Is he pointing? - Yes, he's pointing. 370 00:21:20,842 --> 00:21:24,388 - Where is he pointing? - To a woman. 371 00:21:29,531 --> 00:21:32,003 She's walking this way. 372 00:21:34,785 --> 00:21:36,738 Excuse me, uh, Miss Telenko. 373 00:21:36,738 --> 00:21:39,273 Hi, I'm Natalie Teeger, this is Adrian Monk. 374 00:21:39,273 --> 00:21:42,072 We're, uh, working with the police department, 375 00:21:42,072 --> 00:21:45,922 looking into the death of Sheryl Thorn. 376 00:21:45,922 --> 00:21:49,460 - Why are you telling me? - Because you're sleeping with her husband. 377 00:21:49,460 --> 00:21:53,700 Sweetie, it'll take us half a day to check your phone records. 378 00:21:53,700 --> 00:21:56,908 Okay, maybe that's true. But that's my business. 379 00:21:56,908 --> 00:21:59,624 Has nothing to do with his wife or what happened. 380 00:21:59,624 --> 00:22:01,776 Miss Telenko, we already checked. 381 00:22:01,776 --> 00:22:04,186 The night Mrs. Thorn was killed, 382 00:22:04,186 --> 00:22:08,965 you called in sick. You missed the show. 383 00:22:08,965 --> 00:22:12,685 - Is he blind? - Define "blind." - * 384 00:22:12,685 --> 00:22:15,272 I... I called in sick because I was sick. 385 00:22:15,272 --> 00:22:16,846 I miss a lot of shows. 386 00:22:16,846 --> 00:22:19,975 Would you like to see a note from my doctor? 387 00:22:19,975 --> 00:22:22,548 What happened to Sheryl Thorn was an accident. 388 00:22:22,548 --> 00:22:24,781 She was on that elevator alone and she choked to death. 389 00:22:24,781 --> 00:22:27,694 I don't think so. 390 00:22:28,906 --> 00:22:32,530 Look, if you're gonna accuse me of something, the least you can do is look me in the eye. 391 00:22:32,530 --> 00:22:35,142 Mr. Monk, come on. 392 00:22:36,964 --> 00:22:38,805 Thorn killed her. 393 00:22:38,805 --> 00:22:41,177 I don't know how he did it, 394 00:22:41,177 --> 00:22:43,956 but he did it. 395 00:22:43,956 --> 00:22:48,008 I think you knew something about it, either before the fact or after. 396 00:22:48,008 --> 00:22:50,808 Are you arresting me? 397 00:22:50,808 --> 00:22:52,304 No. 398 00:22:52,304 --> 00:22:55,416 Then I have a show to do. Excuse me. 399 00:22:55,416 --> 00:22:58,095 Miss Telenko. 400 00:22:58,095 --> 00:23:00,626 When you talk to Mr. Thorn, 401 00:23:00,626 --> 00:23:03,976 you tell him that I'm not going anywhere. 402 00:23:03,976 --> 00:23:08,156 Tell him that he's smart, but I'm smarter. 403 00:23:08,156 --> 00:23:11,478 And I am gonna figure out how he did it. 404 00:23:13,789 --> 00:23:16,015 Is she still there? 405 00:23:24,214 --> 00:23:26,775 - Where's your boyfriend? - I sent him out. 406 00:23:26,775 --> 00:23:29,125 I told him I needed a special kind of shampoo. 407 00:23:29,125 --> 00:23:31,635 Boy, it's like you have superpowers. 408 00:23:31,635 --> 00:23:33,315 It's a gift. 409 00:23:33,315 --> 00:23:35,819 - And a curse? - No, just a gift. 410 00:23:35,819 --> 00:23:37,597 All right, we have about 10 minutes. 411 00:23:37,597 --> 00:23:39,511 Let me have the scarf. 412 00:23:49,975 --> 00:23:52,681 What are you doing? - We're reenacting the crime. You're the victim. 413 00:23:52,681 --> 00:23:54,908 What if... What if the elevator starts up? It'll get caught again. 414 00:23:54,908 --> 00:23:56,751 It's not gonna get caught. 415 00:23:56,751 --> 00:23:57,647 Then you be the victim. 416 00:23:57,647 --> 00:24:00,464 No, no, no, uh, Sharona was always the victim. 417 00:24:00,464 --> 00:24:04,095 - Yeah, I'm sure she was. - No, l... I can't be the victim. 418 00:24:04,095 --> 00:24:05,977 I'm the detective. 419 00:24:05,977 --> 00:24:08,361 I have to step back and observe the scene. 420 00:24:08,361 --> 00:24:10,470 Yeah, well, I can observe stuff, too. 421 00:24:10,470 --> 00:24:13,516 - A: This is a crime scene... - No, no, no, no, you don't look... 422 00:24:13,516 --> 00:24:15,156 You don't know what to look for. Okay? 423 00:24:15,156 --> 00:24:19,706 I mean, we have a system. It's a good system. 424 00:24:19,706 --> 00:24:22,463 There's an old saying: 425 00:24:22,463 --> 00:24:27,767 "Don't change anything ever." 426 00:24:27,767 --> 00:24:31,456 - That's an old saying? - I've been saying it for years. 427 00:24:36,074 --> 00:24:39,353 I know it's only $2 million. But $2 million here, 428 00:24:39,353 --> 00:24:43,563 $4 million there, after a while, we're talkin' about real money. 429 00:24:43,563 --> 00:24:46,941 Yeah, the answer is no. 430 00:24:46,941 --> 00:24:48,807 Okay, I'm Mrs. Thorn. 431 00:24:48,807 --> 00:24:51,409 W-w-w-wait. 432 00:24:51,409 --> 00:24:53,180 Oh, looks fantastic on you, by the way. 433 00:24:53,180 --> 00:24:56,819 All right, all right. We walk out. 434 00:24:56,819 --> 00:25:00,516 We stop. I forgot the tickets. 435 00:25:00,516 --> 00:25:02,480 We look for the tickets. 436 00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:04,889 I must've left them upstairs. 437 00:25:04,889 --> 00:25:07,505 I walk back to the elevator. 438 00:25:07,505 --> 00:25:10,019 I press "P" for penthouse. 439 00:25:10,019 --> 00:25:14,128 The doors close. The scarf gets caught. 440 00:25:14,128 --> 00:25:17,862 Maybe somebody was hiding up there. 441 00:25:17,862 --> 00:25:19,843 Well, that's possible. 442 00:25:19,843 --> 00:25:22,113 But Mrs. Thorn was yelling about the scarf, 443 00:25:22,113 --> 00:25:24,040 not... not about some attacker. 444 00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:25,867 Yeah. 445 00:25:25,867 --> 00:25:28,001 So she's alone. 446 00:25:28,001 --> 00:25:31,565 She presses her thumb. 447 00:25:36,054 --> 00:25:38,265 Mr. Monk! Oh, my God! Here, I have a knife. 448 00:25:38,265 --> 00:25:41,275 Hold on! Hold on! Hold on! 449 00:25:50,068 --> 00:25:53,655 Almost got it. Almost got it. 450 00:25:53,655 --> 00:25:55,706 Okay, you're there, you're there! 451 00:25:55,706 --> 00:25:57,549 What are you doing, huh? 452 00:25:57,549 --> 00:25:59,309 Do you think this is funny? 453 00:25:59,309 --> 00:26:01,668 I mean, you... you... you rifle through my pockets. 454 00:26:01,668 --> 00:26:05,895 - You're stepping on it. - You make a mockery of me like this. 455 00:26:05,895 --> 00:26:07,376 I just buried my wife. 456 00:26:07,376 --> 00:26:10,289 We are not mocking you, Mr. Thorn, we are trying an experiment. 457 00:26:10,289 --> 00:26:13,973 I could have you arrested and I'm going to. 458 00:26:13,973 --> 00:26:16,976 Are you okay? Do you need some water? 459 00:26:16,976 --> 00:26:21,416 - No, I'm okay. I'm okay. - Okay. 460 00:26:23,644 --> 00:26:25,710 What? 461 00:26:27,259 --> 00:26:28,706 - Questions. - Questions for me? 462 00:26:28,706 --> 00:26:32,019 No, I'm... I'm sorry. I'm on my way to a board meeting. I'm already late. 463 00:26:32,019 --> 00:26:34,851 It won't take a minute. One... One minute. 464 00:26:34,851 --> 00:26:36,812 Did I do something to offend you, sir? 465 00:26:36,812 --> 00:26:38,888 I mean, why don't you let this thing go? 466 00:26:38,888 --> 00:26:41,318 What happened to my wife was an accident. 467 00:26:41,318 --> 00:26:45,040 10 witnesses saw her get onto the elevator alone. 468 00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:47,083 When it stopped, she was dead. 469 00:26:47,083 --> 00:26:53,118 They said your wife was screaming for help. 470 00:26:53,118 --> 00:26:55,994 And that she called your name. 471 00:26:55,994 --> 00:26:57,551 Yeah, that's true. That's true. 472 00:26:57,551 --> 00:27:00,046 I... I will never forget that moment. 473 00:27:00,046 --> 00:27:05,412 But just now, I was being strangled by the scarf like your wife, 474 00:27:05,412 --> 00:27:07,536 but I couldn't yell anything. 475 00:27:07,536 --> 00:27:10,131 I... I couldn't even breathe. 476 00:27:10,131 --> 00:27:12,750 How do you explain that, sir? 477 00:27:12,750 --> 00:27:14,661 I can't explain it. Can you? 478 00:27:14,661 --> 00:27:17,018 I loved my wife, Mr. Monk. 479 00:27:17,018 --> 00:27:20,764 - As much as you loved Terri Telenko? - Yeah, I know you talked to Terri. 480 00:27:20,764 --> 00:27:22,941 Virtue was not one of my virtues, 481 00:27:22,941 --> 00:27:25,667 and, uh, Sheryl knew that. Uh, she accepted it. 482 00:27:25,667 --> 00:27:29,568 And, you know, she realized that being married to Daniel Thorn in this town 483 00:27:29,568 --> 00:27:32,122 had other compensations. 484 00:27:32,122 --> 00:27:36,439 Now you, you don't have any idea who you're dealing with, do you? 485 00:27:36,439 --> 00:27:39,357 Come here. Let... Let me show you somethin'. 486 00:27:41,238 --> 00:27:45,929 The local rag put this picture on the front page. 487 00:27:45,929 --> 00:27:48,612 Now, I asked them not to publish it and they ignored me. 488 00:27:48,612 --> 00:27:52,375 So yesterday morning, I bought controlling interest in that company 489 00:27:52,375 --> 00:27:58,846 so I could personally fire that son of a bitch editor and the photographer and the publisher. 490 00:27:58,846 --> 00:28:02,233 Now you understand? Now, that's who you're dealing with. 491 00:28:02,233 --> 00:28:04,962 I own this town. 492 00:28:04,962 --> 00:28:08,692 Now, Miss Teeger, you worked at the Bellagio. 493 00:28:08,692 --> 00:28:10,667 All right, so you've done your homework. 494 00:28:10,667 --> 00:28:13,791 Yes, so why don't you tell your friend what the first rule of Vegas is? 495 00:28:13,791 --> 00:28:18,154 The golden rule. The only rule. 496 00:28:18,154 --> 00:28:21,078 The house always wins. 497 00:28:21,078 --> 00:28:23,568 Always. 498 00:28:26,353 --> 00:28:29,640 - Ah, there it is. - It's ruined now. You cut it all up. 499 00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:31,380 - I saved your life. - You could have untied it. 500 00:28:31,380 --> 00:28:34,098 Hey, Monk, Natalie, I've been looking all over for you guys. 501 00:28:34,098 --> 00:28:37,101 It's Randy, he's in way over his head. 502 00:28:37,101 --> 00:28:40,330 He's lost his savings account, he's gonna lose everything. 503 00:28:47,199 --> 00:28:50,245 - Hit me. - Sorry, sir, that's a bust. 504 00:28:59,550 --> 00:29:02,412 It's blackjack. You try to get as close to 21 without going over. 505 00:29:02,412 --> 00:29:04,438 Yeah, I think I've heard of that game. 506 00:29:04,438 --> 00:29:06,321 It's not a game, believe me. 507 00:29:06,321 --> 00:29:08,559 - Hey, Lieutenant, let's go take a break. - Not now. 508 00:29:16,428 --> 00:29:19,369 Hold on. 509 00:29:23,025 --> 00:29:24,576 Hit me. 510 00:29:24,576 --> 00:29:26,477 Sorry, sir. 511 00:29:46,544 --> 00:29:48,129 Hit me. 512 00:29:48,129 --> 00:29:50,678 Eight. 11. 8, 11... 513 00:29:50,678 --> 00:29:52,027 Hit me. 514 00:29:52,027 --> 00:29:54,111 16. 515 00:29:55,608 --> 00:29:56,883 Hit me. 516 00:29:56,883 --> 00:29:59,675 26, that's a bust. 517 00:29:59,675 --> 00:30:02,557 So, exactly how much are you down? 518 00:30:02,557 --> 00:30:04,972 - $35,000. - $35,000? 519 00:30:04,972 --> 00:30:06,693 Where did you get $35,000? 520 00:30:06,693 --> 00:30:10,190 It's easy. They lend it to you. Yeah, I'm in. 521 00:30:22,580 --> 00:30:24,854 - Stay. - No, take... take a card. 522 00:30:24,854 --> 00:30:26,393 No, he's got 18. You don't hit on 18. 523 00:30:26,393 --> 00:30:31,888 The next card's low. It's a three, or maybe a two. 524 00:30:31,888 --> 00:30:35,767 - Are you counting cards? - No. I'm remembering them. 525 00:30:35,767 --> 00:30:37,097 What do you mean you're remembering them? 526 00:30:37,097 --> 00:30:40,013 That's impossible. There are eight decks in that shoe. 527 00:30:41,533 --> 00:30:45,094 One card, please. Hit him. 528 00:30:46,105 --> 00:30:49,404 Take the card. 529 00:30:49,404 --> 00:30:51,773 Sir? 530 00:30:51,773 --> 00:30:54,326 Hit me. 531 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:12,186 I don't know what happened. 532 00:31:12,186 --> 00:31:14,255 I was on fire! I... I couldn't lose. 533 00:31:14,255 --> 00:31:16,440 I was up almost $8,000 534 00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:20,744 and then I started to double and triple my bets, just like it says in the book. 535 00:31:20,744 --> 00:31:23,769 - The next thing I knew... - Let me see the book, Randy. 536 00:31:23,769 --> 00:31:25,854 Let me see it. 537 00:31:27,818 --> 00:31:29,384 Whoa, whoa. W-What are you... What are you doing? 538 00:31:29,384 --> 00:31:31,508 How am I gonna win my money back? 539 00:31:31,508 --> 00:31:32,615 You stay there. 540 00:31:32,615 --> 00:31:37,333 If you go near those tables again without me, I will shoot you in the leg. 541 00:31:41,839 --> 00:31:44,631 Well, a very good friend of mine has a gambling problem. 542 00:31:44,631 --> 00:31:46,656 I need to do an intervention. 543 00:31:46,656 --> 00:31:48,724 Maybe Randy could find a support group. 544 00:31:48,724 --> 00:31:51,270 I'm talking about you, Monk. 545 00:31:51,270 --> 00:31:54,076 - Me? I don't gamble. - Yeah, that's a problem. 546 00:31:54,076 --> 00:31:55,795 You should gamble. 547 00:31:55,795 --> 00:31:58,841 See, you could be in there right now, gambling, winning his money back. 548 00:31:58,841 --> 00:32:00,418 You can't be serious. 549 00:32:00,418 --> 00:32:02,766 Monk, the kid is $35,000 in the hole. 550 00:32:02,766 --> 00:32:04,766 That is his savings account, 551 00:32:04,766 --> 00:32:10,236 his car payment, and the down payment on his mother's condominium. 552 00:32:11,305 --> 00:32:14,171 - I can't do it. - Yes, you can. I just saw you. 553 00:32:14,171 --> 00:32:16,627 Mr. Monk, don't listen to him. 554 00:32:16,627 --> 00:32:19,224 Look, just... You do that Rain Man thing. 555 00:32:19,224 --> 00:32:21,231 Count a few cards. It'll take you an hour-and-a-half. 556 00:32:21,231 --> 00:32:24,046 No, no, no, look at me. He has no idea what he's talking about. 557 00:32:24,046 --> 00:32:26,479 Once you get a taste of it, you will be hooked for sure. 558 00:32:26,479 --> 00:32:28,490 - You'll never leave. - You won't get hooked. 559 00:32:28,490 --> 00:32:31,545 He gets hooked on everything. He's the most compulsive person I've ever met. 560 00:32:31,545 --> 00:32:33,745 - He's like a different species. - Thank you. 561 00:32:33,745 --> 00:32:35,992 I'll be with you the whole time. 562 00:32:35,992 --> 00:32:40,184 We go in there, win the $35,000 back, and then we walk away. 563 00:32:40,184 --> 00:32:44,020 Nobody walks away. Mr. Monk, don't do it. 564 00:32:44,020 --> 00:32:48,695 Mr. Monk, it's Randy. 565 00:32:52,102 --> 00:32:54,363 I have to do it. It's Randy. 566 00:32:54,363 --> 00:32:57,977 And then I'll walk away, I promise. 567 00:33:35,863 --> 00:33:39,261 Can I have a different chip? This one's scratched. 568 00:33:43,303 --> 00:33:46,486 - It's his first time. - No kidding. 569 00:33:47,431 --> 00:33:50,555 Don't even think about it. 570 00:33:58,240 --> 00:34:00,000 14. 571 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:02,005 16. 572 00:34:02,005 --> 00:34:03,405 20. 573 00:34:05,134 --> 00:34:08,227 25, you bust. 574 00:34:08,227 --> 00:34:12,131 - You hit 20? - I did? 575 00:34:14,014 --> 00:34:16,815 I'm going to need more money. 576 00:34:20,181 --> 00:34:22,778 Stay. Hit me. Hit me. 577 00:34:22,778 --> 00:34:24,515 Stay. 578 00:34:24,515 --> 00:34:26,261 Stay. Stay. 579 00:34:26,261 --> 00:34:27,957 Hit me. Hit me. 580 00:34:27,957 --> 00:34:29,928 Stay. 581 00:34:31,507 --> 00:34:34,509 Hit me. Stay. 582 00:34:34,509 --> 00:34:38,163 I wanna raise my bets. Hit me. 583 00:34:38,163 --> 00:34:42,203 Hit me. Hit me. Hit me. 584 00:34:42,203 --> 00:34:45,058 Nicely played. 585 00:34:45,058 --> 00:34:48,990 Hit me. Stay. Double down. 586 00:34:48,990 --> 00:34:51,605 Sweet. Stay. Hit me. 587 00:34:51,605 --> 00:34:54,846 Hit me. Stay. 588 00:34:56,485 --> 00:34:59,768 - How you doing? - Good. I'm up $19,400. 589 00:34:59,768 --> 00:35:01,169 I mean, how are you doing? 590 00:35:01,169 --> 00:35:05,025 I'm good. I'm... I'm... I'm okay. I'm okay. 591 00:35:05,025 --> 00:35:07,633 Monk, I really appreciate this. 592 00:35:07,633 --> 00:35:09,922 I'm never gambling again for as long as I live. 593 00:35:09,922 --> 00:35:12,139 - Wanna bet? - $1,000? 594 00:35:12,139 --> 00:35:14,590 Sorry. 595 00:35:17,537 --> 00:35:19,693 We can't cover that. There's a $500 limit. 596 00:35:19,693 --> 00:35:23,123 I think we can make an exception in Mr. Monk's case. 597 00:35:23,123 --> 00:35:25,469 I mean, we're not afraid of him, are we? Nah. 598 00:35:25,469 --> 00:35:27,353 You're the boss. 599 00:35:27,353 --> 00:35:31,197 But first, let's make it a little more interesting. Why don't you add two more decks to the shoe? 600 00:35:31,197 --> 00:35:32,127 Yes, sir. 601 00:35:32,127 --> 00:35:35,584 Mr. Monk, that's 10 decks. That's too many. 602 00:35:43,494 --> 00:35:44,231 Bring it. 603 00:35:44,231 --> 00:35:47,713 If you're trying to cheat me, Mr. Monk, we'll catch you. 604 00:35:47,713 --> 00:35:51,133 I got friends hiding in the ceiling. 605 00:35:51,133 --> 00:35:53,615 Friends in the ceiling? 606 00:35:53,615 --> 00:35:55,781 That's right. 607 00:36:01,085 --> 00:36:04,575 There's an access panel above. 608 00:36:08,167 --> 00:36:11,514 I know how you did it. 609 00:36:11,514 --> 00:36:13,986 I know how he did it. 610 00:36:13,986 --> 00:36:15,732 He murdered his wife. 611 00:36:15,732 --> 00:36:17,880 Good for him. Congratulations. 612 00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:19,294 Let's play cards. 613 00:36:19,294 --> 00:36:22,406 Stay. Hit me. Here's what happened. 614 00:36:22,406 --> 00:36:24,639 You and your wife went out to that fundraiser. 615 00:36:24,639 --> 00:36:27,745 She left the penthouse with you, but she never made it downstairs. 616 00:36:27,745 --> 00:36:30,708 You killed her in the elevator on the way down. 617 00:36:30,708 --> 00:36:33,190 You had less than two minutes, that's all the time you needed. 618 00:36:33,190 --> 00:36:37,600 After all, you had help. 619 00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:40,325 - Are you going to play or not? - Sorry. Hit me. 620 00:36:40,325 --> 00:36:44,596 This man is delusional. He was discharged from the police force six years ago. 621 00:36:44,596 --> 00:36:49,827 - He's not even a real cop. - Yeah, that's true. But we are. Go on. 622 00:36:49,827 --> 00:36:52,599 That wasn't your wife in the lobby. That was Teresa Telenko, 623 00:36:52,599 --> 00:36:54,619 your mistress in disguise. 624 00:36:54,619 --> 00:36:56,671 Come on, hit me! Stay! 625 00:36:56,671 --> 00:36:58,860 Teresa was a trained actress. 626 00:36:58,860 --> 00:37:02,165 Is that why you seduced her in the first place, I wonder? 627 00:37:02,165 --> 00:37:04,841 I'll split these. 628 00:37:04,841 --> 00:37:07,111 Stay. Hit me. 629 00:37:07,111 --> 00:37:09,317 Double down. Hit me. 630 00:37:09,317 --> 00:37:12,484 You hoisted her up through the access panel. 631 00:37:12,484 --> 00:37:15,161 Hit me again. And make it a 10. 632 00:37:15,161 --> 00:37:16,133 Genius! 633 00:37:16,133 --> 00:37:19,068 What is that, 17? I'll stay. Hit me. 634 00:37:19,068 --> 00:37:21,990 Then Teresa took your wife's place in the elevator. 635 00:37:21,990 --> 00:37:25,055 You had 45 seconds. That was plenty of time. 636 00:37:25,055 --> 00:37:28,221 Hit me and hit me. 637 00:37:28,221 --> 00:37:30,306 Stay. Stay. 638 00:37:30,306 --> 00:37:34,246 The elevator door opened, and you two went into your act. 639 00:37:34,246 --> 00:37:37,133 $2,000, uptown and down. Let's keep it sassy. 640 00:37:37,133 --> 00:37:38,627 Sure you wanna do that? You said you'd quit. 641 00:37:38,627 --> 00:37:40,449 Natalie, I know what I'm doing. 642 00:37:40,449 --> 00:37:43,823 When the door closed again, Teresa started to scream your name. 643 00:37:43,823 --> 00:37:45,523 Whoa. Blackjack. 644 00:37:45,523 --> 00:37:49,519 I believe that's the name of the game. Sheryl was already dead when she pressed the glass. 645 00:37:49,519 --> 00:37:51,135 That's why her thumbprint was upside down. 646 00:37:51,135 --> 00:37:54,545 Wait. I wanna raise my bets. 647 00:37:54,545 --> 00:37:58,037 You said it yourself, you have friends hiding in the ceiling. 648 00:37:58,037 --> 00:38:02,476 It was a perfect plan. Everybody knew Sheryl was always catching her scarf on something. 649 00:38:02,476 --> 00:38:04,991 Nobody was surprised when it happened again. 650 00:38:04,991 --> 00:38:09,826 This is a very interesting fairytale, Mr. Monk, but that's all it is: A fairytale. 651 00:38:09,826 --> 00:38:12,463 There might be something in the elevator shaft: Blood, hair. 652 00:38:12,463 --> 00:38:15,243 You'd need a court order to even look. 653 00:38:15,243 --> 00:38:17,829 Which you're not gonna get, not in this town. 654 00:38:17,829 --> 00:38:19,501 So, unless you got something else... 655 00:38:19,501 --> 00:38:22,805 I did, I had it. I had proof, I just can't remember it. 656 00:38:22,805 --> 00:38:26,313 It doesn't matter. You're leaving anyway. 657 00:38:30,601 --> 00:38:32,859 This man here is cheating. He's been counting cards. 658 00:38:32,859 --> 00:38:34,541 I want him and his friends out of here now. 659 00:38:34,541 --> 00:38:35,887 Wait, wait, wait! 10 more minutes. 660 00:38:35,887 --> 00:38:37,498 I'm on fire here. Look, double down! 661 00:38:37,498 --> 00:38:39,952 No, no, no, I told you, Mr. Monk. 662 00:38:39,952 --> 00:38:43,216 The house always wins. 663 00:38:51,576 --> 00:38:53,785 - Hey! - Trust me, even is better. 664 00:38:53,785 --> 00:38:56,789 - No more bets. - What the hell? 665 00:39:01,156 --> 00:39:04,677 33 black. 666 00:39:04,677 --> 00:39:08,344 - Hey, man. That's for you. Thanks. - Thank you. 667 00:39:11,958 --> 00:39:14,882 - But you said you'd walk away. - I did. I walked away. 668 00:39:14,882 --> 00:39:18,245 You were dragged away, Mr. Monk. 669 00:39:18,245 --> 00:39:22,842 - Should we call Lt. Waliver? - He can't do anything without proof. 670 00:39:22,842 --> 00:39:25,158 That game with the dice, that looks like a lot of fun. 671 00:39:25,158 --> 00:39:27,107 Craps? Yeah. 672 00:39:27,107 --> 00:39:29,839 Craps, I can show you how to play that. I got a great book. - Okay. 673 00:39:29,839 --> 00:39:32,773 - Probably still have a little bit of time. - Randy, give me the money. 674 00:39:32,773 --> 00:39:35,272 - You'll get it back when you get home. - I'm not 10 years old. 675 00:39:35,272 --> 00:39:38,276 Yeah, that's true. Give me the money. 676 00:39:38,276 --> 00:39:39,756 Mr. Stottlemeyer. 677 00:39:39,756 --> 00:39:41,720 Here. 678 00:39:42,585 --> 00:39:45,854 Groundskeeping found these in the bushes. 679 00:39:45,854 --> 00:39:48,995 Are they yours? 680 00:39:51,018 --> 00:39:53,188 - Yeah, these are my pants. - Well, don't worry, sir. 681 00:39:53,188 --> 00:39:56,797 What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. 682 00:39:58,273 --> 00:40:00,398 Monk. 683 00:40:04,075 --> 00:40:05,813 This is it. 684 00:40:05,813 --> 00:40:08,127 Remember I was saying that they didn't match? 685 00:40:08,127 --> 00:40:10,433 I was talking about the pictures. 686 00:40:10,433 --> 00:40:12,035 Look, look, look, look, look. 687 00:40:12,035 --> 00:40:14,566 See, that's her body, right? She's wearing hoop earrings. 688 00:40:14,566 --> 00:40:18,603 - So? - So, check this out. 689 00:40:18,603 --> 00:40:21,484 Moments before she gets on the elevator... 690 00:40:21,484 --> 00:40:24,060 - Different earrings. - Different girl. 691 00:40:24,060 --> 00:40:26,720 I'll call Waliver. That's enough for a search warrant. 692 00:40:26,720 --> 00:40:33,142 How many people read this paper? 50,000. Nobody else caught it. 693 00:40:33,142 --> 00:40:37,421 So, that means if... if I'm drunk as a skunk, 694 00:40:37,421 --> 00:40:40,125 completely plastered, I'm as smart as you. 695 00:40:40,125 --> 00:40:42,614 Smarter. 696 00:40:52,506 --> 00:40:54,732 They found hair and rope fiber on top of the elevator. 697 00:40:54,732 --> 00:40:58,959 With that and those photographs, we got him. 698 00:41:00,175 --> 00:41:02,895 - Mr. Monk. - Daniel. 699 00:41:02,895 --> 00:41:04,629 Don't go now, Mr. Monk. 700 00:41:04,629 --> 00:41:07,539 This game of ours is far from over, my friend. 701 00:41:07,539 --> 00:41:09,724 I will be out by tomorrow morning. 702 00:41:09,724 --> 00:41:11,868 I wouldn't bet on it. 703 00:41:11,868 --> 00:41:14,465 Hey, Professor. 704 00:41:14,465 --> 00:41:18,270 I'm playing a few hands. Should I save you a seat? 705 00:41:18,270 --> 00:41:20,444 I can't, thanks. 706 00:41:20,444 --> 00:41:24,595 - Good luck. - Yeah. 707 00:41:25,874 --> 00:41:27,983 You said you gambled? 708 00:41:27,983 --> 00:41:30,981 I couldn't stop. I was a mess. 709 00:41:30,981 --> 00:41:33,626 But you walked away. How did you do it? 710 00:41:33,626 --> 00:41:37,720 I had Mitch. How did you do it? 711 00:41:37,720 --> 00:41:40,786 I have you. 712 00:41:40,836 --> 00:41:45,386 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 54689

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