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♫ Worlds away from anyone
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♫ They were burning
themselves out in the sun
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♫ Worlds away from anyone
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♫ They were burning
themselves out in the sun
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♫ There was just enough
to keep them far away
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♫ Ooh ooh ooh ooh
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♫ Ooh ooh ooh
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♫ Ooh ooh ooh
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(mysterious music)
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[Lockie] Yep, you're right, it's a tent
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and this is Phillip, my younger brother
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and his friend, Joe.
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And if you look really, really closely
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you might just notice they're
both totally petrified.
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- Can you pass the monster
repellent please, Joe.
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- [Lockie] That's right, fright fans.
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Phillip and Joe are
staking out the monster
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from the swamp again.
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- Snowy, what are you doing here?
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- I'm meeting Constable
Wattle to play battleships.
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(gasping)
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- If you're here, then who's...
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(screaming)
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- It's me, it's Sarge.
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- [All] It's Sarge.
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- [Lockie] Okay, so we know Phillip,
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the whole swamp monster thing
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has just been one big, fat, false alarm.
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- So you see boys, there was nothing
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to worry about after all.
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- Yeah, I see that now, what a relief.
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- Yes, that's right, what a relief, eh.
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- Well, I think it's probably
time you went off to bed,
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maybe with a good book?
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- I'll say.
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- [Lockie] Even so, Phillip still had
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this one niggling doubt.
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There was still one piece of
the puzzle that didn't fit.
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- The cheese sandwich.
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- How could we have been so blind?
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- So, if this cheese sandwich disappears,
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just like all the others, then--
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- It means whatever hideous
alien creature that we disturbed
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from its rest is still out there.
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- [Lockie] And when they returned
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the first thing next morning...
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- It's back.
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- Phillip, look over here.
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- Goodness, another ghastly footprint.
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- You know what this means?
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If Angelus is going to
survive this nightmare,
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then we're gonna have
to put aside all aspects
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of personal safety and
enter the swamp again.
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What are you doing tomorrow?
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- Of course, some people have
encountered monsters before
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and lived to tell the tale.
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- Then again, you wouldn't expect to hear
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from the people who hadn't.
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(eerie music)
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Phillip, look.
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(Phillip screams)
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Oh, sorry, it's just a rabbit.
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- Meanwhile, something was
in the air at Angelus High
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because tomorrow was the
start of the midyear break.
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But for once, I wasn't looking
forward to the holidays.
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If I wasn't at school, I
wouldn't have any excuse
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to avoid running into Vicki and Josh.
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My ex-girlfriend, that is, and
her mega rich new boyfriend,
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Josh who's staying with the
Streetons over the break.
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So rather than thinking
of good things to do
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for the holidays, I was
thinking about places to hide.
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And then we can go for a 12 day trek
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into the wilderness region
to test our survival skills.
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- Yeah, right.
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- Or instead we could do something fun.
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- Dude, did someone say fun?
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What better way to
celebrate the midyear break
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than fun pattern 1960s disco beach party
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at the bowling alley tomorrow night.
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- Yeah, maybe.
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- That wasn't an invite, it was an order.
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It will also give us a chance
to celebrate my promotion
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to acting supervising assistant manager,
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but enough of my achievements.
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Tomorrow we'll be bowling in teams of two.
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Lockie, you're with Mel, Egg--
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- I'm with you.
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- Obviously, and of course, Vicki and Josh
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will be coming as well.
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Anything wrong with that?
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Anybody, anybody, anybody?
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- [Lockie] Joining the
workforce had obviously
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unleashed the monster in Sasha,
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but Sasha wasn't the
only monster on the loose
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in Angelus that day.
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- [Joy] I rushed her to
the health centre they said
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it was nothing more than an
unsightly allergic reaction.
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- I've never seen anything like it.
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- Better keep your distance,
it might be contagious.
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You wouldn't want to spend
your entire holidays shut up
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in a darkened room with no
visitors now, would you?
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- [Lockie] All of a sudden,
getting up close and infectious
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with Blob sounded like
the answer to my prayers.
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- Lockie?
- Oh.
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- What did I just say?
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- [Lockie] But I needn't have worried
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because first thing next morning...
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Morning.
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- Lockie, I thought I told you
to keep right away from Blob.
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- I did, I've been avoiding
her since she threw up
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that cucumber goo over me.
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(Blob grunting)
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- (laughs) Shots, Blob.
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- Oh, no, oh, what have I done.
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Lockie, you weren't the
only one Blob threw up over
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the other day.
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(brakes squealing)
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Hi there.
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- Oh, what, nothing to see here.
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We haven't done anything
wrong, have we Barry?
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- That wouldn't be young
Josh under that, would it,
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by any chance?
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- [Josh] Morning.
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- Josh didn't wake this
morning with a slight case
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of the bright green pustules, did he?
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(crowd gasps)
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- Oh, Joy, no one must ever find out.
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The shame, the humiliation.
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- The possibilities for
cross infection are--
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- You know how mega rich Josh is.
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What are his parents going
to say when they discover
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that we've exposed him to some horrendous
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and disfiguring disease?
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- And you can't be too careful these days.
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Joy, I've been feeling a
bit iffy myself lately,
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so we've decided to isolate
Josh in a motel room,
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just to be sure he doesn't
take out the rest of us.
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No offence, Josh.
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- [Josh] None taken.
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- Listen, rather than hiding
Josh away in a motel room,
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why doesn't he come back to our place.
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Lockie has been feeling a
little under the weather too.
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That way I can keep an eye on all three,
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on both of them at the same time.
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- You'd do that, Joy, for us, but why?
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- Oh, well, whatever
silly, little lurgy it is
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that's brought Josh out
in bright green pustules,
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it's not helped by people
pointing the finger,
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looking for someone to blame, is it?
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No, I think the less everybody
knows about this, the better.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Absolutely.
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(Josh vomits)
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- Exactly, I'll just get a bag here.
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- Come on, come on, Josh, that's okay.
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- Oh, I hope he'll be alright.
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- So do I.
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I wouldn't be stepping
foot into a bomb like that,
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rust bucket.
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- [Vicki] Why is dad so grumpy?
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- I put him on a diet, no dairy.
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- Anyway, I don't think
this is a good idea either.
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- Of course, it is, who would
think of looking for Josh
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at the Leonard's?
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- [Lockie] Vickie wasn't so
fussed about Josh's hideout,
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she was stressing about whether Josh and I
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were gonna be talking
about her behind her back.
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(screaming)
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And it all started out so well,
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but they couldn't know what
they were getting into,
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and now it was way too late.
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- Man, why didn't you tell me
what Vicki was really like?
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- You'd never believe me.
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(screaming)
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- Okay guys, the truth, tell
me what do you hate more,
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mystery or my shoes?
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Tell me the truth, I'm not gonna...
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- [Lockie] Vicki Streeton stars in
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Attack of the high maintenance girlfriend.
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- You're not scared, are you?
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- Me, no, no, of course not.
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It's just that I usually
do my best work in the lab
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rather than out here in the field
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with the monster from the swamp.
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- Don't worry, as long as we arm ourselves
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with my monster repellent,
there's a fair chance
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we'll get out of this alive.
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- What exactly is in
your monster repellent?
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- The two things I hate
most in the world, mustard
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and custard.
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One thing's certain, this one
monster only walks by night.
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If we're gonna capture it alive
and take it into captivity,
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then we're gonna have
to camp here overnight.
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Have you got a tent?
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- Good idea, but sadly I'm
pretty certain my parents
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would never allow it.
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- Phillip, change of plans.
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We're gonna need your bed tonight.
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Perhaps you and Joe could
camp out by the swamp.
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You can share the tent.
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Well, there you go, Josh.
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Hop into bed, both of you, chop chop.
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I prescribe an entire day of bed rest.
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- [Lockie] So much for avoiding Josh.
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Okay, this was weird.
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The last thing I'd wanted
was to spend any time
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at all with Josh.
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But at the same time, another
part of me wanted to know
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everything there was to know about him,
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as in what's the big attraction
with this guy for Vicki?
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What does Josh have that
Lockie Leonard doesn't?
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- Can I help you with anything there?
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(Blob babbles)
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- No, I was just thinking.
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It's weird I don't get sick very often.
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- Me neither, the last time
was in the south of France
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when I spent too long in
the sauna and dehydrated.
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Thankfully Janette got me back on my feet.
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- You call your mum Janette?
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- No, Sarah.
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Janette's my nanny.
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Mum was in New York
closing the Colorado deal.
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You been to France?
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- No.
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- New York?
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- No, or Colorado either.
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You didn't have to be a
genius to see what Josh
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had over me, money, travel, nannies.
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We were worlds apart.
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It must have been a no brainer for Vicki.
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(upbeat pop music)
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- Vicki, what are we gonna do?
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Lockie was supposed to be
Mel's bowling partner tonight,
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but there's a rumour going
around that he woke up
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this morning and he's turned green.
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- Yeah, Josh isn't very well either.
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There's probably no point
in me coming tonight.
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- I've been thinking the same thing.
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- But that's fantastic, what a relief.
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- What?
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- Didn't you want us to come?
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- You two can be my new team.
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That way, I'll only be one down.
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- Hi, guys, it's gonna
be great tonight, eh?
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If I last that long.
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- Come on, Egg, no time
to sit around chatting.
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Work to do, decorate.
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- (sighs) Are you sure you're okay
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us being on the same team?
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- Yeah, sure, if you are, why not?
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- [Lockie] Actually, Mel had
a pretty good reason why not.
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After a recent incident
with a giant cucumber,
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she was certain Vicki
decided exactly what she was.
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(screaming)
254
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Melanie Lyons stars in
Demon Cucumber Slayer
255
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from Planet Jealous.
256
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- Did you want to come back to my place?
257
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We could check out some
clothes for tonight.
258
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- Sure.
259
00:12:49,393 --> 00:12:51,059
- [Lockie] Finally, Josh
and I found something
260
00:12:51,059 --> 00:12:53,295
we had in common to talk about.
261
00:12:53,295 --> 00:12:55,535
- You know the best thing about Vicki?
262
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She's always so easygoing
and happy and uncomplicated.
263
00:13:00,912 --> 00:13:03,593
I mean Vicki is just so
easy to hang out with.
264
00:13:03,593 --> 00:13:04,860
- [Lockie] Can we have that again?
265
00:13:04,860 --> 00:13:05,876
(rewind screeching)
266
00:13:05,876 --> 00:13:08,313
- I mean Vicki is just
so easy to hang out with.
267
00:13:08,313 --> 00:13:10,510
- [Lockie] Are we talking
about the same girl?
268
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I've never known Vicki not to
be complicated and confusing,
269
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not from the first day we met.
270
00:13:16,850 --> 00:13:20,109
Oh, Josh, you know Vicki only too well.
271
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(laughing)
272
00:13:21,776 --> 00:13:23,372
Okay, so what are we getting here?
273
00:13:23,372 --> 00:13:24,225
Oh, yeah.
274
00:13:24,225 --> 00:13:26,024
That any time that Vicki's
with Josh she's full on
275
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deliriously cheerful.
276
00:13:28,420 --> 00:13:30,860
So what does that mean?
277
00:13:30,860 --> 00:13:32,565
Maybe it was me who was
being the complicated
278
00:13:32,565 --> 00:13:34,877
and confusing one all along.
279
00:13:34,877 --> 00:13:38,055
- Hi, Lockie, Josh and I
were just going for a walk.
280
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You might want to come, it might be fun.
281
00:13:40,611 --> 00:13:43,493
That's okay, isn't it, having fun?
282
00:13:43,493 --> 00:13:45,660
- Fun, how can I have fun,
283
00:13:47,075 --> 00:13:49,797
when nobody understands my pain?
284
00:13:49,797 --> 00:13:50,630
(screaming)
285
00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:53,630
Lockie Leonard stars in Emo Attacks.
286
00:13:55,534 --> 00:13:57,416
- [Mel] 1960s beach party.
287
00:13:57,416 --> 00:13:58,499
- No, girlie.
288
00:13:59,938 --> 00:14:00,771
- No.
289
00:14:02,577 --> 00:14:04,323
- What do you think?
290
00:14:04,323 --> 00:14:05,156
- No.
291
00:14:06,355 --> 00:14:08,737
- Wow, is there something
wrong with all of them?
292
00:14:08,737 --> 00:14:09,712
- They're dresses.
293
00:14:09,712 --> 00:14:12,278
- Oh, I see, silly me.
294
00:14:12,278 --> 00:14:14,231
- If it's a beach party,
shouldn't we both just turn up
295
00:14:14,231 --> 00:14:15,450
in our wetsuits?
296
00:14:15,450 --> 00:14:18,454
- Well, I don't have one, I don't surf.
297
00:14:18,454 --> 00:14:20,121
- You don't surf?
298
00:14:20,121 --> 00:14:22,156
Wow, that's so weird.
299
00:14:22,156 --> 00:14:25,083
How did you two used to spend your time?
300
00:14:25,083 --> 00:14:26,333
- I don't know.
301
00:14:27,237 --> 00:14:30,328
We used to talk about everything.
302
00:14:30,328 --> 00:14:33,540
Sometimes we'd just talk all day nonstop.
303
00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:34,707
- Really, wow.
304
00:14:37,434 --> 00:14:40,320
- Do you feel like a milkshake?
305
00:14:40,320 --> 00:14:42,841
- I'm sorry we couldn't rustle
up any five star facilities.
306
00:14:42,841 --> 00:14:45,689
This place must be a bit less
ritzy than you're used to.
307
00:14:45,689 --> 00:14:48,569
- Hey, don't knock it, today's been fun.
308
00:14:48,569 --> 00:14:49,736
- Sure it has.
309
00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:52,984
Are you being serious?
310
00:14:52,984 --> 00:14:55,502
- Listen, I'm loving
everything about Angelus,
311
00:14:55,502 --> 00:14:57,130
and if we're talking five stars,
312
00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:59,167
how can you go past Mr. and Mrs. Streeton?
313
00:14:59,167 --> 00:15:00,588
They're seriously the best.
314
00:15:00,588 --> 00:15:02,012
- Mr. and Mrs. Streeton?
315
00:15:02,012 --> 00:15:04,762
- Warm, nurturing, they're funny,
316
00:15:05,632 --> 00:15:07,467
and they're always there for you.
317
00:15:07,467 --> 00:15:09,467
- Mr. and Mrs. Streeton?
318
00:15:10,320 --> 00:15:13,988
Okay, here's the thing, if
Josh thinks the Streetons
319
00:15:13,988 --> 00:15:17,439
are warm and fuzzy, what
must his family be like?
320
00:15:17,439 --> 00:15:21,500
- Okay, so we have a business
empire and we're mega rich,
321
00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:22,721
but it's full on.
322
00:15:22,721 --> 00:15:26,371
I only see mum once in a blue
moon and dad just about never.
323
00:15:26,371 --> 00:15:28,524
How do you think I ended
up here for the holidays?
324
00:15:28,524 --> 00:15:31,084
Mum and dad couldn't schedule me in.
325
00:15:31,084 --> 00:15:32,844
- [Lockie] So finally I
understood why Josh and Vicki
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00:15:32,844 --> 00:15:34,423
got on so well.
327
00:15:34,423 --> 00:15:35,805
It's because they were
able to share something
328
00:15:35,805 --> 00:15:38,772
that I've never had, dodgy parents.
329
00:15:38,772 --> 00:15:41,496
- Mind you, at least while
I'm sick, dad's minders
330
00:15:41,496 --> 00:15:44,745
won't be calling me every five minutes.
331
00:15:44,745 --> 00:15:46,125
What are you staring at?
332
00:15:46,125 --> 00:15:47,632
- Your green pustules.
333
00:15:47,632 --> 00:15:48,936
- You too, they've gone.
334
00:15:48,936 --> 00:15:50,155
(Blob babbles)
335
00:15:50,155 --> 00:15:52,488
- Blob as well, we're cured.
336
00:15:54,420 --> 00:15:56,003
Mum.
- Mrs. Leonard.
337
00:15:56,885 --> 00:15:59,160
- Tell me if it's none of my business,
338
00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:00,471
but what's boarding school got
339
00:16:00,471 --> 00:16:02,302
that you haven't already got here?
340
00:16:02,302 --> 00:16:04,948
Two parents, a milkshake maker,
341
00:16:04,948 --> 00:16:07,633
a bedroom the size of a footy field,
342
00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:09,255
why would you ever want to leave?
343
00:16:09,255 --> 00:16:12,222
- My perfect life, I guess
that depends on whether
344
00:16:12,222 --> 00:16:13,848
you're standing on the outside looking in
345
00:16:13,848 --> 00:16:16,977
or on the inside looking out.
346
00:16:16,977 --> 00:16:19,332
- Seems pretty perfect compared to mine.
347
00:16:19,332 --> 00:16:21,405
At least you have a home
that stays in one place.
348
00:16:21,405 --> 00:16:23,413
- Maybe, but at least you
get to choose what you want
349
00:16:23,413 --> 00:16:24,854
to do with your own life.
350
00:16:24,854 --> 00:16:26,928
- [Sally] Come on guys, hurry up.
351
00:16:26,928 --> 00:16:30,301
- [Vicki] We're in the kitchen.
352
00:16:30,301 --> 00:16:34,659
- Oh, who's your little
friend, Vicki, someone we know?
353
00:16:34,659 --> 00:16:36,530
- Hi, I'm Mel.
354
00:16:36,530 --> 00:16:38,614
- She hasn't been anywhere
near Josh, has she kitten?
355
00:16:38,614 --> 00:16:40,319
You can't be too careful
with these bright green
356
00:16:40,319 --> 00:16:41,628
pustuly things, can we?
357
00:16:41,628 --> 00:16:42,461
- Barry.
358
00:16:43,699 --> 00:16:45,817
I'm sure Mel's delightful,
but we wouldn't want Josh
359
00:16:45,817 --> 00:16:50,539
meeting anyone he might find
more appealing now, would we?
360
00:16:50,539 --> 00:16:52,526
Barry, I don't think so.
361
00:16:52,526 --> 00:16:53,906
No dairy, remember?
362
00:16:53,906 --> 00:16:56,183
- Oh, crikey, Sal, a man
could starve around here.
363
00:16:56,183 --> 00:16:58,054
- Oh, Barry, nobody's going to buy a car
364
00:16:58,054 --> 00:17:00,637
from someone with flabby jowls.
365
00:17:03,782 --> 00:17:07,773
- No, you're both to remain
under observation until morning.
366
00:17:07,773 --> 00:17:10,773
That's my final word on the subject.
367
00:17:13,146 --> 00:17:15,145
I mean if it were up to
me, I'd probably say well,
368
00:17:15,145 --> 00:17:18,484
you know, fair enough up you get.
369
00:17:18,484 --> 00:17:22,234
It's not like I enjoy
being mean or horrible.
370
00:17:25,607 --> 00:17:26,460
(door creaks open)
371
00:17:26,460 --> 00:17:29,996
I'm not a monster, I'm
just being responsible.
372
00:17:29,996 --> 00:17:32,521
Do I make myself clear?
373
00:17:32,521 --> 00:17:33,438
- Yes, Mum.
374
00:17:41,307 --> 00:17:42,557
- I'm so sorry.
375
00:17:49,812 --> 00:17:53,022
- Remember, we should only
use the monster repellent
376
00:17:53,022 --> 00:17:56,764
as a last resort, if
our lives are at risk.
377
00:17:56,764 --> 00:17:57,863
- Maybe not even then.
378
00:17:57,863 --> 00:18:00,678
- Exactly, but we're trying
to attract the swamp monster,
379
00:18:00,678 --> 00:18:02,058
not frighten it away.
380
00:18:02,058 --> 00:18:05,058
- Boys, here's the cheese sandwiches
381
00:18:06,528 --> 00:18:07,461
you asked me for.
382
00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:09,245
Now are you sure this is gonna be enough
383
00:18:09,245 --> 00:18:10,912
for the both of you?
384
00:18:12,134 --> 00:18:14,934
- When you hear the voice
croaking the deepest night,
385
00:18:14,934 --> 00:18:18,934
think of me, mummy, for
that will be me calling.
386
00:18:23,589 --> 00:18:25,839
- Hmm, feels normal enough.
387
00:18:35,264 --> 00:18:36,735
- Egg, what are you doing here?
388
00:18:36,735 --> 00:18:37,832
- What does it look like?
389
00:18:37,832 --> 00:18:39,668
I'm busting you guys out of this joint.
390
00:18:39,668 --> 00:18:41,825
You can't leave me in there
with Sasha a moment longer.
391
00:18:41,825 --> 00:18:43,489
I've never worked so hard in my life.
392
00:18:43,489 --> 00:18:45,290
- But Lockie's mum says we
have to stay here 'til morning.
393
00:18:45,290 --> 00:18:46,727
- I can't last 'til the morning.
394
00:18:46,727 --> 00:18:49,727
Guys, I'm begging you, put those on.
395
00:18:52,953 --> 00:18:55,703
(dramatic music)
396
00:19:01,014 --> 00:19:02,396
- [Sarge] Stop right there.
397
00:19:02,396 --> 00:19:04,829
- You're not going anywhere,
398
00:19:04,829 --> 00:19:08,121
not without your mobile phone, Josh.
399
00:19:08,121 --> 00:19:10,520
- It's okay, he won't be needing it.
400
00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:14,374
- That's right, tell them
I'm taking a night off.
401
00:19:14,374 --> 00:19:15,839
- [Lockie] So I discovered
Josh wasn't as much
402
00:19:15,839 --> 00:19:18,006
of a monster as I thought.
403
00:19:20,311 --> 00:19:22,261
Mind you, that's not to say
404
00:19:22,261 --> 00:19:25,261
that monsters don't exist somewhere.
405
00:19:26,361 --> 00:19:30,051
- But once it's dark, it actually gets
406
00:19:30,051 --> 00:19:33,384
quite a bit more scary, didn't you find?
407
00:19:34,278 --> 00:19:37,347
- A little bit, a little bit.
408
00:19:37,347 --> 00:19:39,062
- We have to deploy the cheese sandwich.
409
00:19:39,062 --> 00:19:41,312
- Cheese sandwich deployed.
410
00:19:42,273 --> 00:19:45,106
- Then what we have to do is wait.
411
00:19:46,192 --> 00:19:47,609
- Goodo, alright.
412
00:19:48,778 --> 00:19:52,945
(monster grumbling)
(eerie music)
413
00:19:57,917 --> 00:19:58,750
Joe, look.
414
00:20:02,654 --> 00:20:04,016
- I'm looking.
415
00:20:04,016 --> 00:20:04,933
- Oh, look.
416
00:20:16,018 --> 00:20:17,867
He's downed the cheese sandwich.
417
00:20:17,867 --> 00:20:20,534
- The monster repellent quickly.
418
00:20:22,657 --> 00:20:25,990
(screaming and yelling)
419
00:20:27,409 --> 00:20:29,576
(howling)
420
00:20:36,563 --> 00:20:37,437
Mr. Streeton?
421
00:20:37,437 --> 00:20:39,547
- Gee, that mustard smarts.
422
00:20:39,547 --> 00:20:41,137
That went right into my eye.
423
00:20:41,137 --> 00:20:42,357
- What are you doing here
424
00:20:42,357 --> 00:20:44,306
and why are you wearing all that stuff?
425
00:20:44,306 --> 00:20:47,347
- I could ask the same thing.
426
00:20:47,347 --> 00:20:50,847
I'd also like to know what's in that sack.
427
00:20:52,351 --> 00:20:55,101
(frogs croaking)
428
00:21:01,195 --> 00:21:05,028
- What was in my sack,
just a couple of frogs.
429
00:21:06,026 --> 00:21:10,769
I'm thinking of putting in a
eco-friendly ornamental pond.
430
00:21:10,769 --> 00:21:14,794
- But surely one man couldn't
inflict that much damage
431
00:21:14,794 --> 00:21:16,179
on a cheese sandwich.
432
00:21:16,179 --> 00:21:17,234
- Couldn't he just?
433
00:21:17,234 --> 00:21:21,751
Have tried going on one of Mrs.
Streeton's dairy-free diets?
434
00:21:21,751 --> 00:21:24,722
I've never been so hungry.
435
00:21:24,722 --> 00:21:27,122
I could eat me own leg.
436
00:21:27,122 --> 00:21:30,895
- Sarge, is this all that amounts to,
437
00:21:30,895 --> 00:21:33,395
an ornamental pond and a diet?
438
00:21:35,001 --> 00:21:38,413
- So if it's all the same to you, Sarge,
439
00:21:38,413 --> 00:21:40,607
I think I'll be heading off home.
440
00:21:40,607 --> 00:21:43,867
- All right, on your
way, but I don't think
441
00:21:43,867 --> 00:21:46,784
we've heard the whole story as yet.
442
00:22:01,872 --> 00:22:06,039
- So there wasn't a monster
from the swamp after all?
443
00:22:07,817 --> 00:22:10,650
- I couldn't be more disappointed.
444
00:22:12,531 --> 00:22:14,277
- [Lockie] So here it is my friends,
445
00:22:14,277 --> 00:22:17,449
Lockie Leonard's pendant
theory about monsters.
446
00:22:17,449 --> 00:22:19,523
You might think you have a
good reason to worry about
447
00:22:19,523 --> 00:22:22,127
or be scared of other people
and what they might think,
448
00:22:22,127 --> 00:22:23,995
but most of the time the
only monsters you need
449
00:22:23,995 --> 00:22:26,264
to stress about are the
stupid, pointless ones
450
00:22:26,264 --> 00:22:29,191
you make up yourself inside your head.
451
00:22:29,191 --> 00:22:31,304
And trust me, there's only one thing
452
00:22:31,304 --> 00:22:34,054
you'd ever want to do with those.
453
00:22:35,622 --> 00:22:38,955
(cheering and applause)
454
00:22:43,222 --> 00:22:45,889
("Worlds Away")
455
00:22:56,377 --> 00:22:59,210
♫ Ooh ooh ooh ooh
456
00:23:01,575 --> 00:23:04,808
♫ Ooh ooh ooh
457
00:23:04,808 --> 00:23:07,308
♫ Ooh ooh ooh
458
00:23:09,763 --> 00:23:13,015
♫ Boy is breaking
459
00:23:13,015 --> 00:23:16,641
♫ Underneath the weight of strain
460
00:23:16,641 --> 00:23:19,141
♫ Oh oh oh oh
461
00:23:21,649 --> 00:23:24,599
♫ Worlds away from anyone
462
00:23:24,599 --> 00:23:28,155
♫ They were burning
themselves out in the sun
463
00:23:28,155 --> 00:23:31,040
♫ Worlds away from anyone
464
00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:34,174
♫ They were burning
themselves out in the sun
465
00:23:34,174 --> 00:23:38,341
♫ There was just enough
to keep them far away
466
00:23:41,266 --> 00:23:42,828
♫ Ooh
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