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♫ Worlds away from anyone
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♫ They were burning
themselves out in the sun
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♫ Worlds away from anyone
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♫ They were burning
themselves out in the sun
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♫ There was just enough
to get them all away
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(air horn blaring)
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- [Announcer] What a day, up to the soil
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and the Lockie Leonard has taken
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a pearl of a mark onn the soil at 50,
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in what has been one
of the roughest matches
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we've seen in Angeles
since the bloodbath of '92.
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The injury toll is high.
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Scores have been low, but
rest assured our Leonard
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now is the chance to
kick Angeles in front,
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in this, the final moments of finale game,
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the championship final!
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And oh you hero, take that!
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(shouting and cheering)
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We just made history here today folks,
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this is one goal to remember.
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Thank you Lockie Leonard!
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You are a champion!
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All rise for Lockie
Leonard, human torpedo!
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- Lockie Leonard, man of the match.
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You have to be pleased
with that outstanding
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match winning performance today.
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- Mate, it's all about the team!
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- Lockie, you've been living
in Angeles for five weeks.
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Moving here would have
to be the best decision
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you've ever made, wouldn't it?
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- Well that's right John,
after five weeks, I think it's
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clear that just about
everybody sees my crazy family
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as aliens, fruit loops,
and unrequited weirdos.
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- And for you personally?
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- Me personally, it's been brilliant.
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Only last week I totally
offended the cutest
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girl I've ever met.
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And these guys make sure
I get a good thumping
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each and every single day of the week.
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- So it's official then,
Lockie Leonard is not
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one of the gang?
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- Exactly right John.
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I'm an outsider, a lone wolf, renegade.
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Doesn't get any better than this, does it?
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Okay so maybe I'm a not a footie champion,
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and I'm not a rebel either,
I'm good old Lockie,
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who no one used to mind very much.
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Who'd like nothing better
than to be one of the gang.
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And then as if things
couldn't get any worse,
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hello zits, horrible disfiguring zits!
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- There are other people
who would like to use
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the facilities you know.
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- Oh did I mention that
Pop was still here?
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- You're telling me that
there's no bran, no wheat germ,
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and no prune juice?
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- Sorry Pop, there's only
Candy O's, Fruity Loops,
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and Loopy Puffs.
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- I'm appalled, what am I supposed to eat.
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I'm a self-funded retiree
who's bowels actually function.
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That doesn't happen
without care, planning,
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and hard work.
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- Your grandfather's poos are the talk of
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the retirement village.
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Oh Pop!
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- Lockie, put your head in a bag,
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you'll frighten your
grandmother half to death.
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- He reminds me of zit
boy from the planet pus.
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- Good morning all, glorious day outside.
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Man can hardly wait to get off to work.
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Talking of which I'll be
leaving the car at home
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today for the exclusive
use of Nan and Pop.
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So boys that means apart from
all her other myriad chores,
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Mum will be driving you to school.
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- How are you getting to the station?
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- Paddy waggon, what do I
need, cuffs, hat, holster,
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love sonnets of Percy B.
Shelly, yup I'm all set.
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Lockie if I could have a word?
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- Make an effort with Nan and
Pop, it'll help out your Mum.
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- Yeah I know, it's just they're so...
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- The word that you're
looking for is self-obsessed.
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And I agree.
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But they've made all the
effort to come and visit
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so we should at least
make them feel welcome.
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I'm depending on you son.
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- I have it, Sarge.
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- That'll be Lisa.
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Alright I'll see you all tonight.
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- Lisa, did someone say Lisa?
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Here, now, why wasn't I told!?
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Lisa, hi there, how's it hanging?
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- Hey Phillip.
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- That's right, it's me, Mr. Exclusive.
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- Make an effort for Mum's
sake, engage with them,
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say something, think up
an interesting question.
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Sorry nothing coming
through, what's there to ask
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two pensioners who are
hard-core, single-minded,
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completely nuts-o golfers.
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So I guess it's golf again today?
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- Why, can you think of anything else?
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- You know, doing stuff with your family?
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You and Mum could maybe
head off for a nice drive,
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share some quality moments together.
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- I would actually really enjoy that.
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(buzzing)
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- Oh Joy, Nan and I are training for our
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senior's golf intensive next week.
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But if you'd like to come
to the club with Nan and me
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today if that's what you'd really like.
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- We could take Blob!
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- Blob too, how lovely.
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- Lovely, what fun.
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- There we are, happy family.
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Meanwhile the zit had doubled
in size since breakfast
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and was still growing.
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(screaming)
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Was it human, was it from another world?
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Will you survive the nightmare
of "The Attack of the
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"50 Foot Pus Pimple!?"
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- (screaming) Lockie,
you're so nauseating!
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- My zit was hideous, and
if I set foot into the
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school I'd need a team
of paramedics to handle
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the trauma counselling.
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- I'm gonna go now Lockie,
don't be late for school.
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- Solution, there was no solution.
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I figured there so much
in the way of medication.
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I needed to expose my zit to
the ocean's healing powers.
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Teacher alert, teacher alert!
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Shouldn't you be at school?
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- I'm sick, what's your excuse.
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Missing important studies
is a hell of a price to pay
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for something that everyone
experiences from time to time.
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- What, zits?
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- No, feeling like a total outside.
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- No that's because I am a total outsider.
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- Maybe.
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Maybe not, what's your
position on team sports?
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- Funnily enough I hate them, why?
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- In a small town like Angeles,
you find people respond
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really well to who you
are once you've played
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on a team with them.
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- Wow that's scary.
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- No mate, that zit is scary.
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You're telling me people don't
know what your game is right?
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I'm telling you, chose
a game that we all play.
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Which in this town happens to be footie.
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You'll break new ground socially
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and I don't know if this
holds any interest to you
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but girls love to stand
on the sidelines and
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check out your bum.
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(shouting)
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- Oh my God.
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- Maybe he had a point, if
becoming a team player means
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I could hook up with the
cutest girl on the planet,
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it's worth thinking about.
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- So where have you been?
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Talking to your therapist about your
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one disfiguring zit?
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- Egg, let me run something past you.
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The solution to daily
beatings and ridicule,
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I'm thinking of taking up a team sport.
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- What, are you mad?
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- No, why?
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- Do you know who play team sports,
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who trains team sports?
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Let me give you a clue.
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Remember the last seven
times you got thumped?
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- I'm going to see old
Squasher, I'm putting my hand
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out for footie training.
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- Footie, you see?
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Foot-ie, it's already happening.
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You're losing your ability
to say full length words.
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- No wait!
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I think it's gonna be tops.
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Hey, why don't you come
along and do it with me.
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- Okay, some way and
somehow this is about girls.
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But I can't quite figure it out yet,
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but I'm right, aren't I?
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- Yeah, right.
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What girl's gonna want
to look at me like this
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without throwing up their breakfast.
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- Well if it's Vicki
Streeting you're scared of
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traumatising, don't be, she's not here.
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- Reprieved!
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If only for a day.
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- And word is, she had a prior engagement
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at the golf club.
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- Golf club, as in the
same place as Nan and Pop.
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It might not be so bad,
maybe Mum can put in
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a good word for me.
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(crying)
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- Sorry Dad, sorry.
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Look, shh.
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- Hi there, these are new faces.
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I'm Sally, this is my daughter Victoria.
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Though everyone says we
look much more like sisters.
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My husband Barry is the mayor of Angeles.
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- Joy Leonard, Nan and Pop
are visiting from Perth.
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- Oh!
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- And I know Vicki from school.
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- You're Lockie Leonard's Mum.
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- So what are his hobbies Joy?
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Go-ahead young boy is he, ambitious?
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- We don't really like to push him.
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- Children, they had
to find their own way.
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I told Victoria, as long
as her husband can make
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a sweet $115,000 a year,
she can marry who she likes.
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- So Victoria, you're not at school today.
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- I refuse to let
Victoria miss her Home Ec
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and jazz aerobics, but
this morning was only
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math, English, and science.
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Next hole?
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- Join my elite footie squad?
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- Yes sir.
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- Is this one of your terribly
funny little jokes Leonard?
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- No sir, I'm really keen.
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I feel I have something to contribute.
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- Very well then.
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But do something about your
face, you look revolting.
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- Your husband must carry
quite a responsibility.
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- Well you can't just
take, take, take can you?
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- Your Mum and Dad must lead very hectic
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lives being the mayor and his wife.
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- Oh they're happy, they
decide what they want
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and then everyone else fits in with them.
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- It's okay Vicki, I know what you mean.
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- When lunchtime arrived so did Vicki.
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My reprieve had been cruelly cut short.
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Just tell her I'll be at
footie training this afternoon,
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how easy is that?
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- You tell her, it's your bum!
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- I can't let her see me like this.
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- [Egg] And Lockie,
you're not gonna look any
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better by half past three.
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- [Lockie] How do you know,
you've heard of miracle cures.
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- That's sad, that's truly sad.
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Hey, good day Vicki.
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- Yeah, well I'll see ya later.
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- Hey Vicki, Lockie's going
to be at footie training
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this afternoon and he's
got nothing else to do.
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- Lockie, football?
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- [Egg] Yeah what's wrong with that?
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- [Vicki] Football?
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- And he's gonna be wearing
these really cute shorts.
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- Australia has been the
undisputed Aussie rules
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footie world champions for
well over a century now.
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That's because Australia
is the only country in the
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world to play Aussie rules football.
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Yeah yeah yeah!
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- [Teammate] No way zit face!
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- Hard push Leonard!
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10 push ups, drop, that's everyone!
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You can blame Leonard, 10 in a row!
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Nine, eight, push, make it count!
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Come on, three, two, one!
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Okay go get changed.
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Thank you, tomorrow same time.
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Leonard if you decide not to come,
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few of us here would mourn your absence.
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- Quick, hide the pus, hide the pus!
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- Are you alright?
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Is it broken, let me see.
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- No no, it's okay, I'm fine.
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- Okay, I'll see you later then.
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- What are you doing to yourself?
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- It's great, I think it's really working
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for me socially.
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- Yeah, well no one said it was gonna be
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a risk-free strategy.
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Come on, come on.
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- Hi Nan.
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- Sh!
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- How was your day with Mum?
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- How was school Philly?
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- Lockie.
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- Oh whatever.
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That's pathetic, I've
never seen him drop a shot
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like that in his entire career!
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- What have you done to your eye?
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- Footie training.
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Mum, it's alright, won't I
look even more repulsive.
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- Footie to you.
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- Mum.
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- Lockie.
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You will always be beautiful to me.
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- So how was your day
out with Nan and Pop?
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- You know, they decide
what they want to do
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and the rest of us just fit in.
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- Did you happen to see anyone
while you were down there?
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No one in particular, I'm
just wondering really.
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- We did as it happens.
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We ran into a little friend
of yours, Vicki from school.
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She knows all about you,
she's obviously taken
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quite an interest.
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(horn blowing)
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Little did I realise while
sleeping, I was receiving
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intense focus enhancement,
brainwashing's another
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word for it.
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- Yes indeed, he can whack a ball!
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Whack a ball, whack a ball!
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- No more ridicule, no more abuse!
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Lockie Leonard, human torpedo!
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- Miraculous Leonard, you're on the team!
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- May I suggest a non-contact sport.
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We bumped into your Mum and
her folks at golf yesterday.
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Your Mum said did you
guys wanna come for a hit
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of tennis after school today.
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- Quick, say something!
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Hide the pus, but say something!
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Nice one Lockie.
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Three days of team sports
and I was being invited
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into the home of the
cutest girl on the planet.
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But...
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I can't go Mum, not looking like this.
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- He's right Joanne,
he gets more revolting
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every time you look at him.
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- I must say he scares me.
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I've been having dreadful nightmares.
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- But Lockie you and Vicki
would get along so well.
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She's sensitive and thoughtful and I think
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she needs a friend.
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- What on earth are you doing boy?
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- I'm practising , I want
Lisa to check out my bum.
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- Evening all.
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- Lisa hi there, fancy meeting you here.
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- [Sarge] Phillip, you
feeling completely well?
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- Sarge, I couldn't feel any better!
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- Glad to hear it.
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Lockie.
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- Mum honestly, nobody wants
to go to the Straightons
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more than me, but can you
make up some excuse, please?
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- Alright I suppose Sarge could use a hand
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looking after Blob.
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- Thanks Mum.
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- What a pity poor Lockie
had to take his pet goldfish
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to the vet for an emergency check up.
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- [Nan] Yes, he was so disappointed.
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- An emergency.
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- What with Victoria
spending all afternoon
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in her room getting ready.
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- [Lockie] If Vicki needed
a friend, she'd find the
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best one she could have in Mum.
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- [Nan] Now who's for a hit?
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- Joy look at your stance!
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Have you forgotten everything
I've ever taught you?
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How do you expect to serve like that?
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- Out!
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Phillip, our point, love 15.
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- [Joy] But it was in.
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- It was in by a mile.
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- Victoria, remember your manners please.
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- But it was good, umpire are you blind?
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- Don't argue with your father, Joy.
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He worked all the hours
God sent to put food
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on the table when you were young.
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- Be very careful Mum or
I might have to impose
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a bad behaviour penalty.
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- [Pop] Love 15, your serve.
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- Ow!
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(shouting)
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- 15 old, our serve.
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- So I missed the tennis.
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But next morning I awoke to a miracle.
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Who knows how, who
knows where, but finally
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the zit had disappeared and I was ready to
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face the world again.
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But first Nan and Pop had to
leave for their golf intensive.
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- Pity we always seem to
be rushing off somewhere.
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After all there's nothing more important
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than family, right Pop?
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- Bye Joy, thank you for having us.
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- We're just so sorry it
couldn't have been for longer.
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(car beeping)
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- Right, let's go.
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- What about my bribe, for tennis?
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- Right.
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- There you go, Pop.
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Enjoy the golf.
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- Pick it up!
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When Handle gets the ball,
comes tearing out of the
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backline, I don't want
you just standing around
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looking at him!
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Spread out!
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Spread out where Mr. Leonard, where?
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- Anywhere?
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- Correct, anywhere.
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You drag your opponents along with ya
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which will give Buff room to
employ his awesome skills.
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Now get out there an pulverise them!
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- [Girls] Angeles, Angeles, Angeles!
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00:20:51,974 --> 00:20:53,574
- I can whack a ball, I can whack a ball,
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I can whack a ball!
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(cheering)
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(blowing whistle)
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(cheering)
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♫ She wasted all her time
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♫ I'll never see her again
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♫ She's running forever
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♫ Everybody was loud
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- Good move Lockie.
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00:21:49,096 --> 00:21:51,124
If you hadn't contributed,
Buff would have had
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no hope of snapping that goal.
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00:21:56,704 --> 00:21:58,787
Come on, up on your feet.
403
00:22:00,925 --> 00:22:03,296
You know, I can see what
you've been trying to do
404
00:22:03,296 --> 00:22:06,075
these past couple of days.
405
00:22:06,075 --> 00:22:08,056
I really admire you for it.
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00:22:08,056 --> 00:22:10,864
- Status report, another miracle.
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00:22:10,864 --> 00:22:13,163
This is the best moment of my life.
408
00:22:13,163 --> 00:22:15,223
The cutest girl in the
planet had just put her arm
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00:22:15,223 --> 00:22:16,556
around my waist.
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00:22:18,301 --> 00:22:20,730
Exactly right John, it
doesn't get any better
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00:22:20,730 --> 00:22:22,313
than this, does it?
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00:22:25,736 --> 00:22:28,153
(rock music)
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00:22:40,298 --> 00:22:43,131
♫ Ooh ooh ooh ooh
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00:22:44,011 --> 00:22:47,222
♫ Ooh ooh ooh
415
00:22:47,222 --> 00:22:49,722
♫ Ooh ooh ooh
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00:22:52,353 --> 00:22:56,520
♫ Boy is breaking underneath
the weight of strain
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00:22:58,902 --> 00:23:01,862
♫ Ah ha ha
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00:23:01,862 --> 00:23:04,281
♫ Ah ha ha
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00:23:04,281 --> 00:23:06,881
♫ Worlds away from anyone
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00:23:06,881 --> 00:23:10,553
♫ They were burning
themselves out in the sun
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00:23:10,553 --> 00:23:13,481
♫ Worlds away from anyone
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00:23:13,481 --> 00:23:16,690
♫ They were burning
themselves out in the sun
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00:23:16,690 --> 00:23:20,857
♫ Now it's just enough
to get them all away
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