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("Worlds Away" by Jebediah)
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♫ Worlds away from
anyone they were burning
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♫ themselves out in the sun
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♫ Worlds away from
anyone they were burning
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♫ themselves out in the sun
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♫ It was just enough to get them far away
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♫ Oooh, ooh ooh ooh
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♫ Oooh, ooh ooh ooh
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(upbeat music)
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- You're cruising along okay,
minding your own business,
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and for a moment there,
everything is just fine
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and dandy.
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You might've spent the last
three hours in the water,
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perfecting your re-entry.
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And then you nail it.
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Or spent the day just goofing around
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or slacking out with
your brother in front of
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tv cartoons, hosted by
a girl in some really
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random outfit.
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- of great entries so
far, including this one,
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from Malcolm Hankle in Maroochydore.
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Way to go Malcolm, you rock.
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- Come on, made your point, shut up!
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- Lady, go away!
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Move on!
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- [Together] Just show us the cartoons.
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- So without any further adieu, here's...
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- [Together] Yeah! Woo hoo!
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- And if you stop to think
about it, you might even
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say this is good, you know, I'm happy.
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And then,
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from somewhere in the deepest, darkest
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part of the jungle,
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something stirs.
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(moroccan music)
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(lightning crashes)
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These guys will say they're your friend.
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Don't believe them.
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These guys are the worst kind of trouble.
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These are the guys that'll get you busted.
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They're crazy and dumb, and
they want to party all night
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and get trashed.
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If these guys were a
motorcycle gang, they'd have
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called themselves the Night
Stalkers or the Tomb Raiders.
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But no, these guys have
a name that is way more
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scary than that, these
guys are your hormones.
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(sirens)
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- KG, I'm in pursuit of
some rampaging hormones.
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They're heading south from
the suspect's pituitary gland
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and to his trinky bits.
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(sirens)
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- [Together] Wooo hoo hoo!
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(laughing)
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- Excuse me, I didn't ask for any of this!
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- [Together] But we're
here, and we're staying.
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Wooo!
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- You've guessed it, hello puberty.
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Puberty is Nature's way
of saying it's time you
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had a makeover.
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Puberty is like one of
those tv shows, where they
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send people away for
the weekend so they can
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redesign their garden.
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And it's like, wow, mega surprise!
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- Surprise!
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(screams)
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Whoa.
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- Hi mom, hi Sarge.
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(laughing)
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- Look at the growth.
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- So the team's come in,
and they've given you
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the makeover.
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They've yanked this bit up
and pushed this bit out,
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and they've given you a
lawn in a place where you
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never had a lawn before.
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- Mwah.
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Oh wow, he looks amazing.
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- Ah, hello gorgeous.
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(heart beating)
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And then, just to finish
it off, they've added
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a water feature.
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(fanfare music)
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(screams)
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No, sorry, not ready for this stuff.
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- It's morning, a new day,
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and with morning comes adventure.
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I wonder what new
challenges await me after
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yet another piddle free night, thanks to
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Cyril the Sheep and his
magic bedwetting fleece?
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(sheep bleats)
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- For the first time ever,
I was jealous of Phillip.
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I thought how great it
would be to be 10 again,
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with no hormones, and no water features.
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- Getting up, Locke?
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- Uh, no I think I'm gonna
stay here for another
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moment or two.
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- It's morning, and with morning comes
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(bell dings)
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breakfast.
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(creaks)
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(spy music)
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- Embarrassing, embarrassing,
destroy the evidence.
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Quietly.
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Destroy the evidence.
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Embarrassing, embarrassing.
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Okay, destroy the evidence.
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Yes, quietly.
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Quietly destroy the evidence.
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Whoa!
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All right, the laundry.
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Washing machine.
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Okay, good, made it, made it.
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What do I do?
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How much powder?
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Help me, someone, come on, two capfuls?
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What's a capful?
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What does this do?
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Right, okay, the bathroom.
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Cold, cold, hurting, cold, ouch.
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Ugh.
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Wringing out a bed sheet
is harder than strangling
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a friendly dog.
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(dog yelps)
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Okay, good.
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Wring, wring out.
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Okay.
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Good, tie knot, tap.
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Okay good.
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Okay, twist.
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The tap!
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Oh no!
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I am not hysterical.
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I am not hysterical!
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(suspenseful music)
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- You're up early.
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- I'm sleep walking.
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Don't wake me or something
terrible might happen.
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(snoring)
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- Lockie, you awake yet?
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- No, I'm totally out to it.
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- Mind the step.
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- Oh, ugh.
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(birds cawing)
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- Good news, my great
acting had fooled Sarge.
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And no one knew what my
hormones had done to my sheets.
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(fanfare music)
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Yep, business as usual here.
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- Sarge, will you be
bumping into Lisa today?
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- More than likely
Phillip, why do you ask?
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- No reason.
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But if you do happen to
bump into her by any chance,
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Lisa, could you tell her P.L. said hello?
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- Yes, I can do that Phillip, certainly.
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Who's P.L.?
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- Me, I am.
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P.L., Phillip Leonard,
who do you think it is?
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- Pet Loony.
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- And don't forget your
Maths Mentals, Lockie.
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I'm putting it here, look, on the table,
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next to you, okay?
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Lockie, here it is, right here.
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Okay?
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Lockie?
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(psycho music)
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- Before I forget
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(knocks on table)
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full attention, family announcement.
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Mom's parents, that would
be your grandparents,
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will be gracing us with
their presence for the
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next two weeks.
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Or thereabouts.
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(sighing)
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Come on, be fair, I don't
want any silly over-the-top
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reactions about this.
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- Why not?
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They're horrible.
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- Come on, mom.
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Nan and Pop, not that bad.
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- Yes they are, they're just horrible.
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Horrible.
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Well, I think they are.
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- Afternoon, Lockie, Sergeant, afternoon.
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- Reverend, how's things?
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- You meeting someone off the bus?
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- No, Mrs. Eggleson is
taking some of her artworks
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to Perth for an exhibition.
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- Oh, very good.
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- Now, Lockie, have you
thought about coming along
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to youth group this evening?
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- Ah.
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- I think I've almost persuaded Geoff.
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- Well, yeah, I mean...
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- We have some pretty cool
acts planned for tonight,
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it could get pretty outrageous.
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- I bet it could.
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- Ah, he'll be there, don't worry.
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(gaol cell door slamming)
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- See you tonight, it's gonna go off!
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- Okay.
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Here they are.
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Hello, over here!
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Smile.
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- Quick, Sarge, put 'em
back on the bus before
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it's too late.
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I'll pay.
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- Oh yeah?
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How much?
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- I don't know where
you get two weeks from.
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I'm giving them three days, max.
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- We're back.
- Hi, here we are.
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Hello, hello dear.
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It's been too long.
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- Yes.
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(floors creaking)
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- Little beauty, mwah.
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- So, Nan, Pop, what do
you think of the house?
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- How far away is the local golf club?
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- Come through and have
a look at the yard.
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I've grown quite fond of it.
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Come through.
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(floors creaking)
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- Take my arm, Pop, help me.
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- Careful, Nan, you could break a hip.
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(birds chirping)
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(sheep bleating)
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- Oh dear, Joy, oh dear.
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- This is appalling.
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- I've made some scones.
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(sheep bleating)
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We'll have them out here, shall we?
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(birds chirping)
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- It's good to see you both.
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Been too long.
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- Is that thing quite safe, Pop?
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(sheep bleats)
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- A fully grown ram with
a foot rope, I shouldn't
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think so, mother, not for a moment.
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What's the story, Joy, what
on Earth are you thinking?
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- Pop, Cyril is a family pet.
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I think Cyril has something
important to say about
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the choices we make in this family.
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- Cyril has something important to say?
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Like what?
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Baaaah?
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(laughing)
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- Outside, things were pretty tense.
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But inside my head, things were worse.
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(heavy metal music)
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Something was brewing in my brain,
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like a big, dark scary storm.
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- Cyril's my hero.
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If it weren't for Cyril,
things would be a lot
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soggier around here.
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(baby babbles)
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- Hear that?
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She's talking!
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She's not slow at all.
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- That big, dark, scary storm?
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Upgrade it to a cyclone.
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Slow?
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Who says she's slow?
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- Can't walk, can't talk,
I hear crawls backwards.
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- That baby is perfectly normal.
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Well, fairly normal.
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- Look, Blob's fine, all right?
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She just has weird eating
habits, that's all.
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- That's enough, Lockie.
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(heavy metal music)
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- It was official, my hormones
had cruised into town,
269
00:11:28,091 --> 00:11:31,067
and they were here to stay.
270
00:11:31,067 --> 00:11:33,563
From now on, my brain
was their playground.
271
00:11:33,563 --> 00:11:35,692
Whenever they chose,
they could take it over,
272
00:11:35,692 --> 00:11:38,152
and make me do crazy, dumb things.
273
00:11:38,152 --> 00:11:41,354
- It's all right, Sarge, I'm used to it.
274
00:11:41,354 --> 00:11:42,971
I've always known I've
taken second place to Pop's
275
00:11:42,971 --> 00:11:45,774
nine iron, and Pop always
says my brother and I
276
00:11:45,774 --> 00:11:48,577
are his handicap of two.
277
00:11:48,577 --> 00:11:50,937
- I will not have my wife
playing second fiddle
278
00:11:50,937 --> 00:11:52,763
to a golf baggie.
279
00:11:52,763 --> 00:11:54,546
It's time someone stood up to your father.
280
00:11:54,546 --> 00:11:56,315
I'm thinking of giving
him a piece of my mind.
281
00:11:56,315 --> 00:11:58,503
- No, Sarge, it's all right.
282
00:11:58,503 --> 00:12:00,040
I will manage.
283
00:12:00,040 --> 00:12:03,764
- It was about time someone
told Nan and Pop the truth.
284
00:12:03,764 --> 00:12:05,892
And decided that I was
the man for the job.
285
00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:07,048
(heavy metal music)
286
00:12:07,048 --> 00:12:09,755
Yeah, that'd be right,
talk about the golf links.
287
00:12:09,755 --> 00:12:11,156
You two are the missing links, all right.
288
00:12:11,156 --> 00:12:13,441
So when are you gonna wake up yourselves,
289
00:12:13,441 --> 00:12:16,837
and think about others for once?
290
00:12:16,837 --> 00:12:19,720
One of those crazy, dumb
things hormones make you do.
291
00:12:19,720 --> 00:12:23,287
Say things out loud you
should keep in your head.
292
00:12:23,287 --> 00:12:25,038
- Pop says you're being sullen.
293
00:12:25,038 --> 00:12:26,344
Sullen and abusive.
294
00:12:26,344 --> 00:12:27,304
- Geez, Sarge.
295
00:12:27,304 --> 00:12:28,739
- Calm down, now what's going on?
296
00:12:28,739 --> 00:12:31,545
- What's going on is this,
our flamin' grandparents...
297
00:12:31,545 --> 00:12:33,886
- Are just inside the
house, so keep it down.
298
00:12:33,886 --> 00:12:35,406
- Sorry, but it's hopeless.
299
00:12:35,406 --> 00:12:37,071
They drive me crazy.
300
00:12:37,071 --> 00:12:38,488
And you, and mom.
301
00:12:39,797 --> 00:12:41,602
- They can't help being old.
302
00:12:41,602 --> 00:12:43,522
- I don't mind them being
old, but why do they have to
303
00:12:43,522 --> 00:12:44,866
be troublemakers?
304
00:12:44,866 --> 00:12:46,133
- Because...
305
00:12:46,133 --> 00:12:46,966
They're...
306
00:12:49,225 --> 00:12:51,045
They're your mom's parents, all right?
307
00:12:51,045 --> 00:12:52,988
- Well I know I can't get
a refund, but they need
308
00:12:52,988 --> 00:12:54,773
to be taken down a peg, Sarge.
309
00:12:54,773 --> 00:12:56,770
- Lockie, you are not
helping the situation.
310
00:12:56,770 --> 00:12:57,884
- Ugh.
311
00:12:57,884 --> 00:12:58,844
- Now come on.
312
00:12:58,844 --> 00:13:01,033
- I also hoped puberty
didn't mean it was compulsory
313
00:13:01,033 --> 00:13:03,529
to have big fights with your parents.
314
00:13:03,529 --> 00:13:05,696
'Cause I quite liked mine.
315
00:13:07,078 --> 00:13:08,863
So, what's happening,
are you up for your dad's
316
00:13:08,863 --> 00:13:10,364
youth group thing?
317
00:13:10,364 --> 00:13:12,265
- No, no way.
318
00:13:12,265 --> 00:13:14,239
Except, I'm being led on.
319
00:13:14,239 --> 00:13:15,279
- Same.
320
00:13:15,279 --> 00:13:16,889
- It's emotional blackmail.
321
00:13:16,889 --> 00:13:19,695
I may never get over this.
322
00:13:19,695 --> 00:13:23,862
- Okay, yo, we're the Get With
It group and we're on fire.
323
00:13:28,431 --> 00:13:31,215
- He's been practising all day.
324
00:13:31,215 --> 00:13:32,519
- Now, a joke.
325
00:13:32,519 --> 00:13:33,922
- He's so bad.
326
00:13:33,922 --> 00:13:36,034
I feel responsible for him.
327
00:13:36,034 --> 00:13:39,117
- Does anybody know God's first name?
328
00:13:41,752 --> 00:13:42,889
Anybody?
329
00:13:42,889 --> 00:13:44,252
No?
330
00:13:44,252 --> 00:13:45,252
It's Harold.
331
00:13:46,498 --> 00:13:48,110
As in the Lord's prayer.
332
00:13:48,110 --> 00:13:49,693
Harold be thy name.
333
00:13:51,068 --> 00:13:52,651
Pause for laughter.
334
00:13:54,217 --> 00:13:55,599
Yo.
335
00:13:55,599 --> 00:13:56,943
(laughing)
336
00:13:56,943 --> 00:14:01,433
- So right, you can't
let him out on his own.
337
00:14:01,433 --> 00:14:02,511
(guitar strumming)
338
00:14:02,511 --> 00:14:06,261
(upbeat country style music)
339
00:14:22,633 --> 00:14:26,722
There they were, hormonal and hormonaler.
340
00:14:26,722 --> 00:14:29,080
I wondered if this was a
sneak preview of my future.
341
00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:30,504
(monkeys chattering)
342
00:14:30,504 --> 00:14:32,521
Sorry, too scary!
343
00:14:32,521 --> 00:14:35,977
- Okay, everybody, (mimes
electric guitar rif)
344
00:14:35,977 --> 00:14:37,394
wedo do do do do.
345
00:14:39,717 --> 00:14:41,065
Happening.
346
00:14:41,065 --> 00:14:41,898
Yo.
347
00:14:46,498 --> 00:14:50,991
- Warning, warning, hormonal
psychopaths approaching!
348
00:14:50,991 --> 00:14:52,738
Okay, Lockie, stay calm.
349
00:14:52,738 --> 00:14:53,571
Stay calm.
350
00:14:55,119 --> 00:14:57,001
- What are you's two up to?
351
00:14:57,001 --> 00:14:58,786
Apart from wetting yourselves?
352
00:14:58,786 --> 00:15:00,955
- The joy of sharing an
evening of thoughtful
353
00:15:00,955 --> 00:15:03,625
fellowship with like-minded peers.
354
00:15:03,625 --> 00:15:04,875
What about you?
355
00:15:05,754 --> 00:15:07,349
- My dad made me.
356
00:15:07,349 --> 00:15:08,251
- Same.
357
00:15:08,251 --> 00:15:09,153
- Same.
358
00:15:09,153 --> 00:15:10,053
- Same.
359
00:15:10,053 --> 00:15:10,940
- Same.
360
00:15:10,940 --> 00:15:15,260
- Hi there, man, this
is like totally cool.
361
00:15:15,260 --> 00:15:16,093
Gang, yo.
362
00:15:19,042 --> 00:15:21,170
We're gonna all get on.
363
00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:22,170
Okay, right.
364
00:15:23,650 --> 00:15:24,666
(monkeys chattering)
365
00:15:24,666 --> 00:15:25,499
Yo.
366
00:15:27,010 --> 00:15:27,843
- Yo.
367
00:15:29,717 --> 00:15:31,368
- So, hey.
368
00:15:31,368 --> 00:15:32,270
(heart beating)
369
00:15:32,270 --> 00:15:33,171
- Hay?
370
00:15:33,171 --> 00:15:34,072
Horses eat hay.
371
00:15:34,072 --> 00:15:35,689
She's got a name, you know, so've I.
372
00:15:35,689 --> 00:15:37,685
- It's Vicki, hers.
373
00:15:37,685 --> 00:15:38,780
Her name.
374
00:15:38,780 --> 00:15:39,682
Vicki.
375
00:15:39,682 --> 00:15:41,218
Yeah, absolutely.
376
00:15:41,218 --> 00:15:43,098
(laughing nervously and clears throat)
377
00:15:43,098 --> 00:15:44,233
- Do you two do everything together?
378
00:15:44,233 --> 00:15:45,366
- Team.
379
00:15:45,366 --> 00:15:46,709
You're at one world.
380
00:15:46,709 --> 00:15:47,612
- Yeah.
381
00:15:47,612 --> 00:15:49,183
- Together forever.
382
00:15:49,183 --> 00:15:50,358
- Yeah.
383
00:15:50,358 --> 00:15:52,358
- Right, okay, gang, yo.
384
00:15:54,006 --> 00:15:57,538
We're the Get With It
group, and we're on heat!
385
00:15:57,538 --> 00:15:59,284
Okay, all right.
386
00:15:59,284 --> 00:16:00,553
A joke.
387
00:16:00,553 --> 00:16:03,720
Now then, hang on, can anybody tell me
388
00:16:05,007 --> 00:16:06,674
Harold's first name?
389
00:16:07,692 --> 00:16:08,942
No, I mean God.
390
00:16:10,671 --> 00:16:13,088
No, no, Harold is thy, sorry.
391
00:16:16,450 --> 00:16:17,617
Wait a minute.
392
00:16:18,927 --> 00:16:20,346
Let's, let's...
393
00:16:20,346 --> 00:16:21,327
(strums guitar)
394
00:16:21,327 --> 00:16:22,160
Yo.
395
00:16:23,151 --> 00:16:25,734
(guitar music)
396
00:16:27,049 --> 00:16:30,332
♫ Glory, glory, hallelujah,
397
00:16:30,332 --> 00:16:34,133
♫ Glory, glory, hallelujah
398
00:16:34,133 --> 00:16:36,111
♫ Glory, glory, hallelujah
399
00:16:36,111 --> 00:16:37,147
- Then, just to make
things even better, Rev
400
00:16:37,147 --> 00:16:38,780
gathered us for group discussion.
401
00:16:38,780 --> 00:16:42,658
- So if there was one word
to describe what or who
402
00:16:42,658 --> 00:16:46,158
you see in the mirror, that word would be?
403
00:16:49,337 --> 00:16:50,382
- Daffodil.
404
00:16:50,382 --> 00:16:51,293
- What?
405
00:16:51,293 --> 00:16:54,321
One minute Boof's a psychopath,
the next he's a flower.
406
00:16:54,321 --> 00:16:55,821
What's that about?
407
00:16:56,990 --> 00:16:59,226
Okay, too weird, get me out of here.
408
00:16:59,226 --> 00:17:01,227
Trouble was, everything
I tried to think about
409
00:17:01,227 --> 00:17:03,223
so I wouldn't have to
listen to Boof has made me
410
00:17:03,223 --> 00:17:05,203
even grumpier.
411
00:17:05,203 --> 00:17:07,798
Like, get this, Nan and
Pop kicking me and Phillip
412
00:17:07,798 --> 00:17:09,982
out of our beds and making
us sleep on the living
413
00:17:09,982 --> 00:17:10,899
room floor.
414
00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:14,070
Or maybe it was just the
thought that the more the
415
00:17:14,070 --> 00:17:18,181
hormone thing kicked in, the
more I might turn into that.
416
00:17:18,181 --> 00:17:19,507
- And it worries me at
night, why can't I do
417
00:17:19,507 --> 00:17:21,691
a pee quietly when I
know Annie Mavis is just
418
00:17:21,691 --> 00:17:23,691
outside the toilet door?
419
00:17:24,753 --> 00:17:25,630
- Hi.
420
00:17:25,630 --> 00:17:27,101
There you are.
421
00:17:27,101 --> 00:17:28,729
How's it been going?
422
00:17:28,729 --> 00:17:29,998
- How's it been going?
423
00:17:29,998 --> 00:17:31,824
How's it been going?
424
00:17:31,824 --> 00:17:33,769
Well, funny you should ask.
425
00:17:33,769 --> 00:17:36,139
By now my hormones created
a whole new natural disaster
426
00:17:36,139 --> 00:17:37,056
in my head.
427
00:17:38,081 --> 00:17:41,253
This time it was more
like a volcano, a massive,
428
00:17:41,253 --> 00:17:45,420
angry volcano, spitting
random stuff out everywhere.
429
00:17:46,387 --> 00:17:49,337
And that, Vicki, is how
it's been going, if you
430
00:17:49,337 --> 00:17:51,054
really want to know.
431
00:17:51,054 --> 00:17:52,864
- Yep, okay.
432
00:17:52,864 --> 00:17:53,697
Got that.
433
00:17:56,877 --> 00:17:59,877
(heavy metal music)
434
00:18:12,718 --> 00:18:15,219
- Ah, you clam, you idiot!
435
00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:16,787
Why did you go off with Vicki?
436
00:18:16,787 --> 00:18:19,120
You idiotic, idiotic, idiot!
437
00:18:31,063 --> 00:18:33,849
Man, if this is your hormones
at work, those little
438
00:18:33,849 --> 00:18:37,526
guys were taking me places
I didn't want to go.
439
00:18:37,526 --> 00:18:40,359
I also had some apologies to make.
440
00:18:41,479 --> 00:18:44,059
Sorry to disturb you, Mr. Streeton.
441
00:18:44,059 --> 00:18:46,225
I was wondering if I
could possibly have a word
442
00:18:46,225 --> 00:18:47,699
with Vicki?
443
00:18:47,699 --> 00:18:49,697
- Of course, not a problem.
444
00:18:49,697 --> 00:18:51,955
- Vicki, Lockie's here to see you.
445
00:18:51,955 --> 00:18:53,112
- Hi Lockie.
446
00:18:53,112 --> 00:18:54,606
I won't be a second.
447
00:18:54,606 --> 00:18:56,920
For some reason all my
clothes have just fallen off.
448
00:18:56,920 --> 00:18:59,753
(symphonic music)
449
00:19:12,022 --> 00:19:13,569
(fanfare music)
450
00:19:13,569 --> 00:19:14,859
(screaming)
451
00:19:14,859 --> 00:19:15,923
- [Together] (screaming) Aargh!
452
00:19:15,923 --> 00:19:17,097
Double argh!
453
00:19:17,097 --> 00:19:18,499
- I wet the bed again.
454
00:19:18,499 --> 00:19:21,131
- I promise you Phil, I'd
rather be in your shoes.
455
00:19:21,131 --> 00:19:22,307
- But I've wet the bed.
456
00:19:22,307 --> 00:19:25,070
It doesn't make any
sense, I did everything.
457
00:19:25,070 --> 00:19:27,758
I stroked Cyril's fleece,
this makes no sense.
458
00:19:27,758 --> 00:19:29,643
- Okay, we'll discuss the science later.
459
00:19:29,643 --> 00:19:33,115
For now, let's prioritise our response.
460
00:19:33,115 --> 00:19:34,515
- [Pop] Excuse me, I'm in here.
461
00:19:34,515 --> 00:19:35,598
- Sorry, Pop.
462
00:19:36,548 --> 00:19:38,267
- What's he doing?
463
00:19:38,267 --> 00:19:40,094
- I don't know.
464
00:19:40,094 --> 00:19:43,427
- Isn't there any privacy in this house?
465
00:19:44,558 --> 00:19:45,391
- Come on.
466
00:19:49,190 --> 00:19:52,900
- Gosh, Lockie, mom's really
losing it, look at this.
467
00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:55,070
Look at the size of it.
468
00:19:55,070 --> 00:19:58,710
Blob could just about curl
up and sleep in this one.
469
00:19:58,710 --> 00:20:00,210
- Here, let's see.
470
00:20:01,900 --> 00:20:03,508
Hey, wait a minute.
471
00:20:03,508 --> 00:20:05,804
These aren't for Blob.
472
00:20:05,804 --> 00:20:07,950
Look at this, they're Pop's!
473
00:20:07,950 --> 00:20:08,828
- What?
474
00:20:08,828 --> 00:20:11,347
- They're Pop's incontinence pads.
475
00:20:11,347 --> 00:20:12,681
For when he wets the bed.
476
00:20:12,681 --> 00:20:13,894
- What?
477
00:20:13,894 --> 00:20:15,462
Lockie, what are you saying to me?
478
00:20:15,462 --> 00:20:16,712
How old is Pop?
479
00:20:17,795 --> 00:20:20,297
He must be 100, at least.
480
00:20:20,297 --> 00:20:22,294
Don't tell me that I'm
going to be wetting the bed
481
00:20:22,294 --> 00:20:25,038
every night for the next 100 years?
482
00:20:25,038 --> 00:20:27,908
- No, it's just old people sometimes.
483
00:20:27,908 --> 00:20:29,966
They have a problem with their waterworks,
484
00:20:29,966 --> 00:20:31,552
if you know what I mean.
485
00:20:31,552 --> 00:20:33,681
- Let me get this
straight, you wet the bed
486
00:20:33,681 --> 00:20:35,641
when you're very young.
487
00:20:35,641 --> 00:20:38,702
You wet the bed when you're very old.
488
00:20:38,702 --> 00:20:41,241
And in between times, you
wet the bed every time
489
00:20:41,241 --> 00:20:43,051
you dream about a girl in her underwear,
490
00:20:43,051 --> 00:20:44,428
is that what you're saying?
491
00:20:44,428 --> 00:20:47,137
- Or bikini, or shorts.
492
00:20:47,137 --> 00:20:48,147
Pretty much.
493
00:20:48,147 --> 00:20:49,824
Anything will do, really.
494
00:20:49,824 --> 00:20:53,337
- So maybe there'll be this
tiny window when I'm about
495
00:20:53,337 --> 00:20:57,294
56-and-a-half when I can
finally look forward to
496
00:20:57,294 --> 00:20:58,955
a decent night's sleep?
497
00:20:58,955 --> 00:21:00,374
(knocking)
498
00:21:00,374 --> 00:21:03,622
- Excuse me, boys, I may
have left something in the
499
00:21:03,622 --> 00:21:06,622
bathroom, something rather personal.
500
00:21:08,793 --> 00:21:12,043
- Don't worry, Pop, we'll be right out.
501
00:21:13,758 --> 00:21:16,521
- Vicki wants you to ask her out.
502
00:21:16,521 --> 00:21:18,386
If you don't ask her
out pretty soon, she'll
503
00:21:18,386 --> 00:21:21,744
get offended and never talk to you again.
504
00:21:21,744 --> 00:21:24,398
- Okay, so maybe my
10-year-old lip-smacking little
505
00:21:24,398 --> 00:21:26,469
brother had a point.
506
00:21:26,469 --> 00:21:29,849
Unlike me, he was still
able to think clearly.
507
00:21:29,849 --> 00:21:31,509
Puberty wasn't setting
off natural disasters
508
00:21:31,509 --> 00:21:32,842
in his head yet.
509
00:21:33,787 --> 00:21:37,185
- This is my big problem with Lisa.
510
00:21:37,185 --> 00:21:38,771
If I don't make my move
soon, she's going to
511
00:21:38,771 --> 00:21:40,354
start to resent me.
512
00:21:41,534 --> 00:21:44,257
- Come on Phillip, we should
try and get some sleep.
513
00:21:44,257 --> 00:21:45,507
- I don't dare.
514
00:21:47,339 --> 00:21:48,589
- Neither do I.
515
00:21:52,099 --> 00:21:55,159
- Time to put out the lights, Pop.
516
00:21:55,159 --> 00:21:57,752
- Don't worry about me,
Nan, I'll be all right.
517
00:21:57,752 --> 00:22:00,142
(floorboards creaking)
518
00:22:00,142 --> 00:22:01,020
- Night, Lockie.
519
00:22:01,020 --> 00:22:02,011
- Night, Phillip.
520
00:22:02,011 --> 00:22:03,011
- Good luck.
521
00:22:05,349 --> 00:22:07,406
- Same to you, mate.
522
00:22:07,406 --> 00:22:08,657
And Pop.
523
00:22:08,657 --> 00:22:11,407
(brook bubbling)
524
00:22:14,032 --> 00:22:17,699
("Worlds Away" by Jebediah)
525
00:22:28,645 --> 00:22:32,812
♫ Oooh, oooh oooh oooh, oooh oooh oooh.
526
00:22:40,611 --> 00:22:44,778
♫ Boy is breaking underneath
the weight of strain
527
00:22:47,329 --> 00:22:51,162
♫ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey hey
528
00:22:52,651 --> 00:22:56,007
♫ Worlds away from
anyone they were burning
529
00:22:56,007 --> 00:22:58,811
♫ themselves out in the sun
530
00:22:58,811 --> 00:23:01,984
♫ Worlds away from
anyone they were burning
531
00:23:01,984 --> 00:23:04,819
♫ themselves out in the sun
532
00:23:04,819 --> 00:23:08,986
♫ It was just enough to get them far away
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