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♫ Worlds away from anyone
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♫ They were burning
themselves out in the sun
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♫ Worlds away from anyone
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♫ They were burning
themselves out in the sun
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♫ It was just enough
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♫ To keep them far away
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♫ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
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♫ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
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- [Lockie Voiceover]
This is Cyril, the sheep.
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He's our pet.
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As in Cryil, our pet sheep.
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(sheep bleating)
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And this is Phillip, my brother.
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As in my brother, the mad inventor.
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(explosion)
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- Okay, looking good, not a problem.
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- What the dickens was that Phillip?
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- You alright Phillip?
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- Science, the last frontier.
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(sheep bleating)
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Aw, isn't he gorgeous?
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- [Lockie Voiceover] To look at Cyril now,
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you'd think butter
wouldn't melt in his mouth,
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but oh man, wasn't always like that.
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(sheep bleating)
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Cyril was on the slippery slide
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before Sarge stepped in
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and turned Cyril's life around.
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It all began on Sarge's first day at work.
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(rock music)
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(breaks squealing)
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- So we're turning right now
onto Straight and Parade.
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This is the town centre,
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central business district, what have you.
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- Bloody hard.
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This is where the heat is on Lisa.
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Where the bad guys hang?
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- Pretty much.
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- So tell me about Lisa.
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Interests, hobbies.
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What makes Lisa tick?
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- Well, I enjoy cooking, netball.
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I like making my own clothes.
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- Very good.
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- And then of course there's my jet ski
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and my kickboxing.
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Oh, and I like to pull
to motors out of trucks
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and rebuild the engines.
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- Hold on.
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- What?
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- Bad guy.
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(rock music)
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(sheep bleats)
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(waves crashing on sand)
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(birds cawing)
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- [Lockie Voiceover] Now,
I've thought about this heaps.
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About Sarge's behaviour.
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- You do it on purpose, don't you?
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- No I don't.
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Do what on purpose?
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- Being different.
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You do it on purpose.
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- No I don't.
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- Yes you do.
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The poetry, and everything.
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You try to keep people confused.
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- No I don't.
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Why would I do that?
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- Well, I don't know.
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I want you to tell me.
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- Granted, I'm not your
everyday policeman.
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Admit, to many I must seem
a mass of contradictions.
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An enigma, even.
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You're wrong to suggest this
is something I somehow . . .
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Cultivate.
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- Yes you do.
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- What is wrong with a
poem, for heaven's sake?
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A rhyme's a crime, is it?
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In your book?
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- Come on Sarge, it's not just the poetry.
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It's your whole attitude.
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There he goes, protecting
the good citizens of Angelus,
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wearing one brown sock and one green one.
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(synthesiser slide)
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- Difference is dangerous.
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That's good.
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Thanks Lockie.
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I'll keep that in mind
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if I want to win the
affections of the younger set.
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Stay one of the herd.
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- Well, Sarge, it's hard enough
fitting in to a new school
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without, you know, standing out.
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- If a traffic light didn't stand out,
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how would we know when it
was time to move forward?
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When it was time to stop?
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I'd like to take this
opportunity to thank you all
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for making my first day
such a memorable one.
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Now, homework.
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I'd like you all to read a
poem of your own choosing.
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- [Lockie Voiceover] So
he does do it on purpose.
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Well, I hope he does.
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'Cause if he isn't doing it on purpose,
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it's too scary to think about.
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(engine rumbling)
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So we get home after
my first day at school
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and Sarge's first day at work.
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- Here they are.
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How was it, guys, exciting?
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- Oh, a big day for me.
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What about you, Phillip, big day?
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- Totally large, Sarge.
(Cyril crashing in truck)
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- Hey! Keep it down in there, Cyril!
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Keep it down! Quiet!
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How's Blob?
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- Yeah, she's just eating some liner.
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(crashing in truck)
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- Hey, keep it down in there!
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I'm warning you!
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Phillip, give me a hand.
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- You brought a prisoner home?
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- Yeah, just keep your wits about you.
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(crashing in truck)
Hey, I'm warning you!
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- Is he going to be dangerous?
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- Well, this fellow's got all
sorts of tricks up his sleeve.
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I thought he might keep
the grass down a bit.
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- Of course you did, yes.
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- Lockie, go and guard the entrance.
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- Phillip, you ready?
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(truck door crashing open)
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(sheep grunting and breathing heavily)
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(electronic beeping)
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(alarm sirens)
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(Phillip screaming)
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(crashing)
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(cartoon boing)
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(sheep bleating)
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- Aw, look. He likes it already.
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- A sheep.
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- [Sarge] Well, technically he's a ram.
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- Ram's the word for him, alright.
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- I had to arrest him today,
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but then I thought, "Hang on.
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"We've got the space, need
to keep the grass down.
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"The kids'll love him."
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- [Joy] You brought home a sheep.
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- Just until somebody claims him.
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I've named him Cyril.
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- [Lockie Voiceover] Okay,
so Sarge has crazy ideas.
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We're used to that.
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But this time with Cyril?
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He'd taken things to a whole new level,
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and that night, even
Mum had a few questions.
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- Anybody else would
have bought a lawn mower.
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- Yeah, but that's the
beauty of the thing.
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Cyril didn't cost us a cent.
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- But in a way, if you'd said,
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"Joy, what's it to be?
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"A washing machine that works,
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"or a sheep?"
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I probably would've got
behind the washing machine.
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(sheep bleating outside)
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- I've got a feeling about this sheep.
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I think Cyril is here for a purpose.
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Now, what that purpose is, I don't know.
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If you ask me, I doubt I could tell you.
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But I wouldn't be surprised
if somewhere down the track,
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it turns out old Cyril has a
trick or two up his fleece.
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(sheep bleating outside)
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- You do.
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You amaze me.
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(sheep bleating outside)
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- [Lockie Voiceover] Yep. Nothing
strange about this family.
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Just a pet sheep named Cyril,
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a baby sister who
couldn't get enough liner,
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and a weird brother who would
try to stay awake all night
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so he wouldn't wet the bed.
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No problems here.
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- Lockie?
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- Uh-huh?
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- I don't think Mum wants a sheep.
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- No.
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- To tell the truth, I'm
not all that keen myself.
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- Go to sleep, Phillip.
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- I doubt I'll get any sleep tonight.
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It was pretty traumatic
out there, with Cyril.
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I mean, the physical
scars may have healed,
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but the emotional scars
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are going to take quite a bit longer.
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- [Lockie Voiceover] I
was learning something
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about the city and the country.
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In the city, you do a weird act,
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and you're one among thousands.
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Do the same thing in the
country, you're a marked man.
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- (chanting) Sheep dude,
sheep dude, sheep dude.
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- [Lockie Voiceover] And
Angelus was a small town,
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where a secret has a short life.
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- [Children chanting] Sheep
dude, sheep dude, sheep dude.
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(Lockie screaming)
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(splashing)
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- Cyril!
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- [Lockie Voiceover] At home,
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Cyril wasn't doing himself any favours.
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- Cyril!
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(splashing)
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(birds cawing)
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Cyril!
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Cyril!
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(sheep bleating)
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(splashing)
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Cyril!
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(splashing)
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(gurgling)
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- [Lockie Voiceover] Meanwhile,
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Phillip seemed to present Cyril
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with a different kind of
challenge all together.
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(heavy metal music)
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(Phillip screaming)
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♫ Comin' to get you
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(heavy metal music)
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(sheep bleating)
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(Phillip screaming)
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♫ Comin' to get you
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(heavy metal music)
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(door creaking open)
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(muffled screaming)
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(clatter)
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♫ Comin' to get you
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(muffled screaming)
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- [Lockie Voiceover]
Everywhere that Phillip went,
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the ram was sure to go.
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This included school.
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(sheep bleating)
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(children screaming)
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(heavy metal music)
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(Phillip screaming)
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(clatter)
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♫ Comin' to get you
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- [Lockie Voiceover]
When calm was restored,
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after the Angelus Primary School riot,
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Mum begged me to go and bring Cyril home.
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(sheep bleating)
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- Hi.
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Lockie Leonard.
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- Vicki! Yeah, hi there.
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- What are you doing?
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- Oh, you know, I'm, I was just . . .
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- Walking your sheep?
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- Sheep? What, what, what sheep?
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I- ah you mean my sheep.
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Yeah, right.
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- I heard you got a sheep.
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- Yep, well, here he is.
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- What did you just say?
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- Cool. Where does it live?
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- Um well, there's a little bit of lawn
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at the back of the . . .
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with the roof on top?
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- What was that?
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What did he say?
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- Sorry. Little brother.
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Evil.
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- So, where to you live?
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- Down there.
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- In the swamp?
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- Yeah.
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- I live up on the hill.
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- Well, this is halfway, then.
268
00:11:32,308 --> 00:11:35,891
Between up there and,
you know, down there.
269
00:11:37,222 --> 00:11:38,722
- I better let you get going.
270
00:11:38,722 --> 00:11:40,555
- Fair enough. See ya.
271
00:11:41,835 --> 00:11:43,168
- I'd like that.
272
00:11:44,081 --> 00:11:47,331
(twangy Western music)
273
00:11:50,544 --> 00:11:53,231
- What's it like, kissing
someone with braces?
274
00:11:53,231 --> 00:11:54,606
- Zip it, Phillip.
275
00:11:54,606 --> 00:11:57,544
- That girl's got more wires
than the back of the telly.
276
00:11:57,544 --> 00:11:59,670
- Zip it, Phillip.
277
00:11:59,670 --> 00:12:02,531
- Be like sticking your
tongue in a bird cage.
278
00:12:02,531 --> 00:12:03,364
Blegh!
279
00:12:04,198 --> 00:12:06,781
- Phillip, watch me. Carefully.
280
00:12:08,048 --> 00:12:11,048
(heavy metal music)
281
00:12:13,621 --> 00:12:16,284
(explosion)
282
00:12:16,284 --> 00:12:19,148
♫ Comin' to get you
283
00:12:19,148 --> 00:12:20,796
- [Lockie Voiceover] Mum said
it was time for her and Sarge
284
00:12:20,796 --> 00:12:22,896
to have a frank exchange of views.
285
00:12:22,896 --> 00:12:24,334
- If Cyril's becoming destructive,
286
00:12:24,334 --> 00:12:25,820
it is because he is getting bored.
287
00:12:25,820 --> 00:12:27,255
- [Joy] Bored? Well excuse me
288
00:12:27,255 --> 00:12:30,108
for not being diverting
enough to amuse a sheep.
289
00:12:30,108 --> 00:12:31,505
- [Sarge] Truly, how many
times have we seen it?
290
00:12:31,505 --> 00:12:32,998
Bored teenagers roaming the streets
291
00:12:32,998 --> 00:12:35,221
with nothing to do but get into trouble?
292
00:12:35,221 --> 00:12:36,054
Too many times.
293
00:12:36,054 --> 00:12:38,521
- Ugh, goodness me. Well
this explains everything.
294
00:12:38,521 --> 00:12:40,584
No wonder people think
the Leonards are strange.
295
00:12:40,584 --> 00:12:41,519
(laughing sarcastically)
296
00:12:41,519 --> 00:12:44,134
The mother can't even
keep a sheep entertained.
297
00:12:44,134 --> 00:12:45,161
- Joy, I think you're approaching this
298
00:12:45,161 --> 00:12:46,324
from the wrong direction.
299
00:12:46,324 --> 00:12:48,311
You're seeing burden,
you're not seeing fun.
300
00:12:48,311 --> 00:12:49,144
(laughs sarcastically)
301
00:12:49,144 --> 00:12:50,511
- Fun?
302
00:12:50,511 --> 00:12:52,124
In the history of the entire world,
303
00:12:52,124 --> 00:12:54,622
whenever pets are brought home,
304
00:12:54,622 --> 00:12:57,674
who is it that ends up
caring for and feeding them?
305
00:12:57,674 --> 00:12:59,261
Is it the father?
306
00:12:59,261 --> 00:13:00,523
No, I don't think it is.
307
00:13:00,523 --> 00:13:01,711
Is it the children?
308
00:13:01,711 --> 00:13:03,534
- Yeah, but it attacks the children.
309
00:13:03,534 --> 00:13:04,951
- No. Mothers do.
310
00:13:06,298 --> 00:13:10,474
Mothers end up caring
for and feeding pets.
311
00:13:10,474 --> 00:13:12,161
- So true, isn't it?
312
00:13:12,161 --> 00:13:13,461
When you think about it?
313
00:13:13,461 --> 00:13:14,295
- Shh.
314
00:13:14,295 --> 00:13:16,848
- And if you wondered why I'm
wearing these clothes, hm?
315
00:13:16,848 --> 00:13:19,309
It's because everything else I own
316
00:13:19,309 --> 00:13:22,834
is at the bottom of a swamp
we call a yard in this place.
317
00:13:22,834 --> 00:13:24,671
- Joy, okay, I agree with you.
318
00:13:24,671 --> 00:13:25,924
I do.
319
00:13:25,924 --> 00:13:27,411
I mean, we're still settling in.
320
00:13:27,411 --> 00:13:29,111
And with that in mind,
321
00:13:29,111 --> 00:13:32,723
I've invited the guys over from
the station for a barbecue.
322
00:13:32,723 --> 00:13:33,727
- A barbecue.
323
00:13:33,727 --> 00:13:35,169
- Yeah.
324
00:13:35,169 --> 00:13:36,105
- When?
325
00:13:36,105 --> 00:13:37,084
(knocking)
326
00:13:37,084 --> 00:13:39,119
- Oop, that'll be them.
327
00:13:39,119 --> 00:13:42,307
- Oh, you do this to me
on purpose, don't you?
328
00:13:42,307 --> 00:13:44,368
- Yeah, Wingnut. Good to see ya.
329
00:13:44,368 --> 00:13:45,201
Snowy.
330
00:13:45,201 --> 00:13:46,034
- [Snowy] Alright, Sarge.
331
00:13:46,034 --> 00:13:46,867
- How are ya?
332
00:13:46,867 --> 00:13:47,700
- [Snowy] Good, good.
333
00:13:47,700 --> 00:13:48,533
These are the boys.
334
00:13:48,533 --> 00:13:49,491
Phillip, Lockie,
335
00:13:49,491 --> 00:13:51,520
and this is my wife, Joy.
336
00:13:51,520 --> 00:13:52,406
- [Snowy] Hi Joy.
337
00:13:52,406 --> 00:13:53,755
- Hi.
- That's Snowy and Wingnut.
338
00:13:53,755 --> 00:13:56,184
Come on in. Make yourselves at home.
339
00:13:56,184 --> 00:13:57,084
Lisa not coming?
340
00:13:57,084 --> 00:13:58,407
- Yeah, no, Lisa's coming.
341
00:13:58,407 --> 00:14:01,074
- Ah good, very good, very good.
342
00:14:02,433 --> 00:14:05,266
(engine rumbling)
343
00:14:10,655 --> 00:14:13,738
(classic rock music)
344
00:14:27,007 --> 00:14:28,970
- Hi. I'm Phillip.
345
00:14:28,970 --> 00:14:30,557
- Hi. I'm Lisa.
346
00:14:30,557 --> 00:14:32,068
Have Snowy and Wingnut turned up yet?
347
00:14:32,068 --> 00:14:34,470
- Uh, no. They're here.
348
00:14:34,470 --> 00:14:38,220
My dad is just taking
them into the, uh . . .
349
00:14:40,157 --> 00:14:42,057
with the roof on top?
350
00:14:42,057 --> 00:14:43,447
- Sorry?
351
00:14:43,447 --> 00:14:46,347
- Would you like to see my room?
352
00:14:46,347 --> 00:14:47,180
- Yeah.
353
00:14:49,382 --> 00:14:52,507
Gee. Is this yours? It's great.
354
00:14:52,507 --> 00:14:56,070
- Uh, it's just something I
threw together the other day.
355
00:14:56,070 --> 00:14:59,153
- I love science. The final frontier.
356
00:15:00,221 --> 00:15:03,507
- Sorry. I'm gonna have
to sit down for a second.
357
00:15:03,507 --> 00:15:05,697
- So are you gonna be a
scientist when you leave school?
358
00:15:05,697 --> 00:15:07,747
- I thought perhaps an inventor.
359
00:15:07,747 --> 00:15:09,884
I invent things.
360
00:15:09,884 --> 00:15:13,045
Tell me Lisa, what do you do?
361
00:15:13,045 --> 00:15:14,712
- I'm in the police.
362
00:15:15,847 --> 00:15:17,604
- Well of course you are, yes.
363
00:15:17,604 --> 00:15:18,684
I knew that.
364
00:15:18,684 --> 00:15:20,254
- So what have you invented?
365
00:15:20,254 --> 00:15:23,269
- Uh, I specialise in explosive devices.
366
00:15:23,269 --> 00:15:24,581
- Really?
367
00:15:24,581 --> 00:15:27,147
- Counter-terrorism measures,
can't say too much really.
368
00:15:27,147 --> 00:15:28,144
- No.
369
00:15:28,144 --> 00:15:30,267
- It's all pretty hush-hush.
370
00:15:30,267 --> 00:15:32,120
- I would've liked to
have been an inventor.
371
00:15:32,120 --> 00:15:34,170
I've always loved playing
around with mechanical things.
372
00:15:34,170 --> 00:15:35,003
- Really?
373
00:15:36,009 --> 00:15:38,120
- Yeah, so as far as I can tell,
374
00:15:38,120 --> 00:15:39,970
Cyril was on his way to the abattoir
375
00:15:39,970 --> 00:15:41,730
and escaped at the last minute.
376
00:15:41,730 --> 00:15:42,730
- Hi.
377
00:15:42,730 --> 00:15:43,563
- Alright.
378
00:15:43,563 --> 00:15:45,194
- Phillip's just showing
me his laboratory.
379
00:15:45,194 --> 00:15:46,027
- Good-o.
380
00:15:47,257 --> 00:15:49,305
So anyone that comes as
close to the chop as that,
381
00:15:49,305 --> 00:15:51,620
anyone, man or beast,
382
00:15:51,620 --> 00:15:55,230
I'd say he's entitled to as
much life as he can handle.
383
00:15:55,230 --> 00:15:56,870
(meat sizzling)
384
00:15:56,870 --> 00:15:58,705
What do you say, Wingnut?
385
00:15:58,705 --> 00:16:01,045
- Well done for me, thanks Sarge.
386
00:16:01,045 --> 00:16:04,157
(explosion)
387
00:16:04,157 --> 00:16:05,707
- Phillip!
388
00:16:05,707 --> 00:16:06,970
- [Phillip] Okay, looking good.
389
00:16:06,970 --> 00:16:08,320
Not a problem.
390
00:16:08,320 --> 00:16:09,994
- Phillip, what have you done?
391
00:16:09,994 --> 00:16:12,244
(coughing)
392
00:16:16,330 --> 00:16:17,928
- That was pretty intense.
393
00:16:17,928 --> 00:16:22,095
- I'm afraid the BT7 is
still at the concept stage.
394
00:16:24,744 --> 00:16:27,119
- Oh, and I remember this cute little guy.
395
00:16:27,119 --> 00:16:29,869
(sheep bleating)
396
00:16:31,106 --> 00:16:32,507
Gorgeous, isn't he?
397
00:16:32,507 --> 00:16:35,674
- Yes, he's almost part of the family.
398
00:16:37,370 --> 00:16:40,620
(creepy Western music)
399
00:16:54,954 --> 00:16:56,720
- Nice Cyril, good sheep.
400
00:16:56,720 --> 00:17:00,055
Not too big to be a lamb roast, you know.
401
00:17:00,055 --> 00:17:02,805
(sheep grunting)
402
00:17:08,545 --> 00:17:09,795
- Come on, boy.
403
00:17:10,745 --> 00:17:13,495
(sheep grunting)
404
00:17:28,678 --> 00:17:32,595
(triumphant musical crescendo)
405
00:17:42,168 --> 00:17:44,585
- He's taken to you, Phillip.
406
00:17:50,740 --> 00:17:54,073
- One, two, three cans of Coke, I think?
407
00:17:55,890 --> 00:17:57,223
Limeade, or two.
408
00:17:58,964 --> 00:18:01,639
Was it two? I think it was two.
409
00:18:01,639 --> 00:18:03,130
Four cans of Coke,
410
00:18:03,130 --> 00:18:07,740
and that was before I
even looked at the Fanta.
411
00:18:07,740 --> 00:18:10,040
How can I think of a future
with Lisa all the time
412
00:18:10,040 --> 00:18:11,440
and wet the bed?
413
00:18:11,440 --> 00:18:14,630
- Phillip, she's 25, and you're 10.
414
00:18:14,630 --> 00:18:16,002
It's not going to happen.
415
00:18:16,002 --> 00:18:17,580
- 23.
416
00:18:17,580 --> 00:18:18,487
- You asked her?
417
00:18:18,487 --> 00:18:22,566
- Size seven shoes, 34
inch bust, is that good?
418
00:18:22,566 --> 00:18:23,649
I don't know.
419
00:18:24,952 --> 00:18:26,665
I wanted to know everything about her.
420
00:18:26,665 --> 00:18:28,440
Do you think I'm being too pushy?
421
00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:29,990
- Go to sleep, Phillip.
422
00:18:29,990 --> 00:18:30,823
- What's the point,
423
00:18:30,823 --> 00:18:31,990
when the morning will only bring
424
00:18:31,990 --> 00:18:34,088
more despair and humiliation?
425
00:18:34,088 --> 00:18:35,690
- Phillip.
426
00:18:35,690 --> 00:18:36,903
- Let's face it.
427
00:18:36,903 --> 00:18:39,616
I have consumed nearly
five litres of soft drink
428
00:18:39,616 --> 00:18:41,738
in the past 3 1/2 hours.
429
00:18:41,738 --> 00:18:42,828
Come the morning,
430
00:18:42,828 --> 00:18:46,316
I'm gonna have to paddle my
way out of bed in the canoe.
431
00:18:46,316 --> 00:18:47,230
(angelic choir)
432
00:18:47,230 --> 00:18:50,080
(rooster crows)
433
00:18:50,080 --> 00:18:52,830
(birds chirping)
434
00:18:59,953 --> 00:19:02,353
(cheerful rock music)
435
00:19:02,353 --> 00:19:03,603
Yes! Yes! Yeah!
436
00:19:05,860 --> 00:19:06,777
Hallelujah!
437
00:19:09,403 --> 00:19:10,903
Yes! Dry! I'm dry!
438
00:19:13,629 --> 00:19:17,379
(exclaiming with excitement)
439
00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:28,903
Now wait a minute.
440
00:19:28,903 --> 00:19:31,366
Let's be scientific about this.
441
00:19:31,366 --> 00:19:33,316
Why was this morning different?
442
00:19:33,316 --> 00:19:37,466
What was it about
yesterday and last night?
443
00:19:37,466 --> 00:19:40,290
(sheep bleating)
444
00:19:40,290 --> 00:19:43,457
(cheerful rock music)
445
00:19:48,454 --> 00:19:51,787
(swelling impact sound)
446
00:19:54,074 --> 00:19:56,491
- Ah-ha. Here it is, lanolin.
447
00:19:57,552 --> 00:20:00,701
A fatty substance extracted from wool.
448
00:20:00,701 --> 00:20:03,390
- What does it say about bed-wetting?
449
00:20:03,390 --> 00:20:04,223
- Nothing.
450
00:20:05,290 --> 00:20:07,250
What do you reckon, Sarge?
451
00:20:07,250 --> 00:20:10,927
Do you think it could be
something to do with the lanolin?
452
00:20:10,927 --> 00:20:13,977
- [Lockie Voicover] Actually,
Sarge had another theory.
453
00:20:13,977 --> 00:20:15,498
- Well, simply to suggest that
454
00:20:15,498 --> 00:20:17,977
when Phillip confronted
his abject fear of Cyril
455
00:20:17,977 --> 00:20:21,514
and overcame it, perhaps at the same time,
456
00:20:21,514 --> 00:20:24,790
he overcame his fear of wetting the bed.
457
00:20:24,790 --> 00:20:26,500
But if Phillip wants to
think it's the lanolin,
458
00:20:26,500 --> 00:20:28,828
all well and good.
459
00:20:28,828 --> 00:20:30,890
- Can we keep him, Mum? Please?
460
00:20:30,890 --> 00:20:33,189
As long as I rub my hands into his fleece,
461
00:20:33,189 --> 00:20:36,798
I think I can beat this thing. Mum!
462
00:20:36,798 --> 00:20:37,631
- I told you old Cyril
463
00:20:37,631 --> 00:20:40,437
might have a trick or two up his fleece.
464
00:20:40,437 --> 00:20:41,400
- Of course we can.
465
00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:42,564
- Yay!
466
00:20:42,564 --> 00:20:43,397
(sheep bleating)
467
00:20:43,397 --> 00:20:44,927
- And you don't mind if
everyone else in Angelus
468
00:20:44,927 --> 00:20:46,890
thinks we're aliens?
469
00:20:46,890 --> 00:20:49,625
- So the Leonards have a sheep.
470
00:20:49,625 --> 00:20:50,792
You know what?
471
00:20:52,050 --> 00:20:55,227
I feel pretty good about having a sheep.
472
00:20:55,227 --> 00:20:57,938
- Like the apes on the Rock of Gibraltar.
473
00:20:57,938 --> 00:21:01,077
Like the ravens at the Tower of London.
474
00:21:01,077 --> 00:21:04,264
As long as Cyril is in our back yard,
475
00:21:04,264 --> 00:21:08,614
oh there will be Leonards
living in Angelus.
476
00:21:08,614 --> 00:21:09,747
- [Lockie Voiceover] That's
the other scary thing
477
00:21:09,747 --> 00:21:10,950
about Sarge.
478
00:21:10,950 --> 00:21:12,714
Somehow, he gets it right.
479
00:21:12,714 --> 00:21:15,200
Somehow, Sarge knew that the
one thing our family needed
480
00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:19,000
to feel good about itself was a sheep.
481
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:22,690
(gentle strumming music)
482
00:21:22,690 --> 00:21:26,740
- Sarge, I hope I'm not out of line here,
483
00:21:26,740 --> 00:21:30,073
I've actually composed a poem of my own.
484
00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:35,790
- Well that's, that's tremendous, Snowy.
485
00:21:35,790 --> 00:21:37,927
I'm tremendously impressed.
486
00:21:37,927 --> 00:21:38,760
Please.
487
00:21:42,550 --> 00:21:45,217
(clears throat)
488
00:21:47,276 --> 00:21:49,550
- Sitting in the laundromat
489
00:21:49,550 --> 00:21:52,089
I chanced to look around me
490
00:21:52,089 --> 00:21:54,064
To wonder and to stare
491
00:21:54,064 --> 00:21:56,827
At the people gathered 'bout me
492
00:21:56,827 --> 00:21:59,350
A sight beyond compare
493
00:21:59,350 --> 00:22:02,000
It seemed that we were one humanity
494
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,440
Engaged in common strife
495
00:22:04,440 --> 00:22:06,840
To wash the dirt out from our socks
496
00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:09,447
And lead a cleaner life
497
00:22:09,447 --> 00:22:11,912
And some of us might make it
498
00:22:11,912 --> 00:22:14,477
And some of us might crash
499
00:22:14,477 --> 00:22:16,550
But all of us were trying
500
00:22:16,550 --> 00:22:18,467
At 5 dollars 10 a wash.
501
00:22:21,364 --> 00:22:22,197
- Snowy,
502
00:22:25,825 --> 00:22:29,158
this is what good policing is all about.
503
00:22:32,838 --> 00:22:34,255
Okay, here we go.
504
00:22:35,090 --> 00:22:36,304
Nobody move.
505
00:22:36,304 --> 00:22:37,664
- [Lockie Voiceover] You can be different,
506
00:22:37,664 --> 00:22:39,553
or you can make a difference.
507
00:22:39,553 --> 00:22:42,840
And some people can do both, like Sarge.
508
00:22:42,840 --> 00:22:43,690
(camera shutter clicks)
509
00:22:43,690 --> 00:22:44,523
(sheep bleating)
510
00:22:44,523 --> 00:22:48,190
("Worlds Away" by Jebediah)
511
00:22:56,454 --> 00:22:59,287
♫ Ooh ooh ooh ooh
512
00:23:01,264 --> 00:23:04,097
♫ Ooh ooh ooh ooh
513
00:23:10,127 --> 00:23:13,164
♫ Boy is breaking
514
00:23:13,164 --> 00:23:17,052
♫ Underneath the weight of strain
515
00:23:17,052 --> 00:23:19,885
♫ Aah aah aah aah
516
00:23:22,214 --> 00:23:25,011
♫ Worlds away from anyone
517
00:23:25,011 --> 00:23:28,376
♫ They were burning
themselves out in the sun
518
00:23:28,376 --> 00:23:31,325
♫ Worlds away from anyone
519
00:23:31,325 --> 00:23:34,890
♫ They were burning
themselves out in the sun
520
00:23:34,890 --> 00:23:39,057
♫ It was just enough to keep them far away
521
00:23:41,427 --> 00:23:44,260
♫ Ooh ooh ooh ooh
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