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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,515 --> 00:00:03,106 ♫ World's away from anyone 2 00:00:03,106 --> 00:00:06,669 ♫ They were burning themselves out in the sun 3 00:00:06,669 --> 00:00:09,571 ♫ World's away from anyone 4 00:00:09,571 --> 00:00:12,856 ♫ They were burning themselves out in the sun 5 00:00:12,856 --> 00:00:17,023 ♫ There was just enough to get them far away 6 00:00:30,923 --> 00:00:34,256 (slow electronic music) 7 00:00:56,240 --> 00:00:58,348 - [Lockie Voiceover] Oh man, it was true. 8 00:00:58,348 --> 00:01:00,469 The rumours were for real. 9 00:01:00,469 --> 00:01:02,636 It was demented out there. 10 00:01:03,631 --> 00:01:06,381 (waves crashing) 11 00:01:08,401 --> 00:01:09,523 These were the kind of waves you drew 12 00:01:09,523 --> 00:01:11,090 on the back of your maths book. 13 00:01:11,090 --> 00:01:13,823 As in, the kind you only dream of. 14 00:01:13,823 --> 00:01:17,369 And in the circumstances, there was only one thing to do. 15 00:01:17,369 --> 00:01:19,314 Go in for a closer look. 16 00:01:19,314 --> 00:01:23,064 (mid-tempo electronic music) 17 00:01:32,626 --> 00:01:34,441 Oh yeah, check it out. 18 00:01:34,441 --> 00:01:36,301 The water's chucking a major fit, 19 00:01:36,301 --> 00:01:39,587 but Lockie's in complete control. 20 00:01:39,587 --> 00:01:41,004 Lockie cuts left. 21 00:01:42,970 --> 00:01:44,470 Lockie cuts right. 22 00:01:45,758 --> 00:01:48,675 Lockie pulls a nice re-entry there. 23 00:01:52,925 --> 00:01:55,700 Oh, Lockie's just ripping up that face. 24 00:01:55,700 --> 00:01:58,362 And then, Lockie drops it. 25 00:01:58,362 --> 00:02:01,105 (splashing) 26 00:02:01,105 --> 00:02:03,004 (groaning) 27 00:02:03,004 --> 00:02:04,461 And Lockie nuts himself. 28 00:02:04,461 --> 00:02:06,596 Smack-o in the goolies. 29 00:02:06,596 --> 00:02:08,829 Lockie wants to die now, please. 30 00:02:08,829 --> 00:02:09,662 (groaning) 31 00:02:09,662 --> 00:02:12,556 If it can arranged, please. 32 00:02:12,556 --> 00:02:14,830 (waves crashing) 33 00:02:14,830 --> 00:02:16,353 Status report. 34 00:02:16,353 --> 00:02:20,486 My tricky bits have relocated to the back 35 00:02:20,486 --> 00:02:21,319 of my throat and become my tonsils. 36 00:02:21,319 --> 00:02:23,366 The pain is hideous, and I'm hallucinating. 37 00:02:23,366 --> 00:02:25,018 ♫ Here we go 38 00:02:25,018 --> 00:02:27,820 ♫ Were we distracting you? 39 00:02:27,820 --> 00:02:29,607 - I'm in this weird room with Tiffany 40 00:02:29,607 --> 00:02:31,882 and the rest of my favourite girl group. 41 00:02:31,882 --> 00:02:34,444 And they're trying to apply first aid. 42 00:02:34,444 --> 00:02:38,611 ♫ Flying off the lip, you can do almost anything 43 00:02:42,736 --> 00:02:43,926 - [Boy] Hey mate, you okay? 44 00:02:43,926 --> 00:02:45,576 (groaning) 45 00:02:45,576 --> 00:02:47,295 What was that? 46 00:02:47,295 --> 00:02:48,128 - Pain. 47 00:02:48,128 --> 00:02:49,278 - [Boy] Uh-huh. 48 00:02:49,278 --> 00:02:50,249 What happened? 49 00:02:50,249 --> 00:02:53,249 Did you nut yourself in the goolies? 50 00:02:55,074 --> 00:02:57,749 - Tiffany, is that you? 51 00:02:57,749 --> 00:02:58,749 Tiffany? 52 00:02:58,749 --> 00:03:02,916 (chimes and slow rock guitar music) 53 00:03:10,439 --> 00:03:12,100 Okay. 54 00:03:12,100 --> 00:03:13,822 So you can't sing, 55 00:03:13,822 --> 00:03:16,235 you've never been on a reality show, 56 00:03:16,235 --> 00:03:19,840 you don't have a belly ring, and you're a bloke. 57 00:03:19,840 --> 00:03:21,282 - You gonna stay there? 58 00:03:21,282 --> 00:03:23,210 Like half in and out of the water? 59 00:03:23,210 --> 00:03:24,304 Kind of dead looking. 60 00:03:24,304 --> 00:03:25,243 - Only til I'm 16. 61 00:03:25,243 --> 00:03:29,326 - (laughs) Yo, a sense of humour. 62 00:03:30,221 --> 00:03:31,200 I saw you go out. 63 00:03:31,200 --> 00:03:33,515 You're obviously not very intelligent. 64 00:03:33,515 --> 00:03:35,152 - Uh-huh. 65 00:03:35,152 --> 00:03:36,788 - You're obviously a new kid in town? 66 00:03:36,788 --> 00:03:38,202 - Obviously. 67 00:03:38,202 --> 00:03:41,447 - Feeling lucky, were ya? (laughs) 68 00:03:41,447 --> 00:03:43,610 That reminds me of a funny story. 69 00:03:43,610 --> 00:03:45,051 You'll like this one. 70 00:03:45,051 --> 00:03:46,370 Advert in the paper, right? 71 00:03:46,370 --> 00:03:47,561 This is true. 72 00:03:47,561 --> 00:03:48,949 Lost dog. 73 00:03:48,949 --> 00:03:50,599 Oh, you're gonna love this. 74 00:03:50,599 --> 00:03:52,651 Blind in one eye. 75 00:03:52,651 --> 00:03:55,660 Its left ear has been bitten off in a fight. 76 00:03:55,660 --> 00:03:57,616 Now, wait a minute. 77 00:03:57,616 --> 00:03:59,783 This dog is missing a leg. 78 00:04:00,777 --> 00:04:04,944 Like the ad goes, answers to the name of Lockie. (laughs) 79 00:04:06,213 --> 00:04:08,029 Oh, it's so funny. 80 00:04:08,029 --> 00:04:09,929 - [Lockie Voiceover] Yeah, right, that's me. 81 00:04:09,929 --> 00:04:11,205 Lucky Lockie. 82 00:04:11,205 --> 00:04:13,784 My second day in a new town and so far 83 00:04:13,784 --> 00:04:17,653 life was proving to be one long whack in the goolies. 84 00:04:17,653 --> 00:04:18,814 Rewind. 85 00:04:18,814 --> 00:04:19,716 (mid tempo relaxed music) 86 00:04:19,716 --> 00:04:21,383 Yesterday afternoon. 87 00:04:23,432 --> 00:04:25,387 - Gorgeous little town, so they tell me. 88 00:04:25,387 --> 00:04:27,828 - Gorgeous, beautiful, yes lovely. 89 00:04:27,828 --> 00:04:28,757 - Oh, and Lockie. 90 00:04:28,757 --> 00:04:32,924 Rumour has it, it has some of the best surfing on the coast. 91 00:04:34,775 --> 00:04:37,021 - Rumours need more work, Sarge. 92 00:04:37,021 --> 00:04:39,725 - It's like everybody says, why stay on in the city? 93 00:04:39,725 --> 00:04:41,528 - Because it's our home. 94 00:04:41,528 --> 00:04:44,593 - Why swarm like drones amid heartless city streets, 95 00:04:44,593 --> 00:04:46,160 when you could be knowing the warm loving embrace 96 00:04:46,160 --> 00:04:48,993 of a vibrant small town community? 97 00:04:49,959 --> 00:04:51,792 - Uh-oh, we're busted. 98 00:05:04,505 --> 00:05:05,338 - Can I see your licence, driver? 99 00:05:05,338 --> 00:05:06,171 (slow upbeat jazz music) 100 00:05:06,171 --> 00:05:07,164 - Yes, of course. 101 00:05:07,164 --> 00:05:09,577 Would you like me to step out of the vehicle? 102 00:05:09,577 --> 00:05:12,808 - Do you want to, particularly? 103 00:05:12,808 --> 00:05:14,181 - I'm easy. 104 00:05:14,181 --> 00:05:15,187 Whatever you think. 105 00:05:15,187 --> 00:05:17,697 - Okay then, that would be excellent. 106 00:05:17,697 --> 00:05:18,697 - All right. 107 00:05:23,244 --> 00:05:26,003 Now, what seems to be the problem? 108 00:05:26,003 --> 00:05:29,351 - Well, no offence, but your roof rack there, 109 00:05:29,351 --> 00:05:34,163 do you think it might be just a little bit overloaded? 110 00:05:34,163 --> 00:05:35,952 - Yeah, yeah, I think you could be right. 111 00:05:35,952 --> 00:05:38,004 - No, but, sorry? 112 00:05:38,004 --> 00:05:40,493 Look, if you think it's safe, 113 00:05:40,493 --> 00:05:43,254 that's okay with me, Mr. Leonard. 114 00:05:43,254 --> 00:05:44,280 - Sarge. 115 00:05:44,280 --> 00:05:45,113 Sergeant Leonard. 116 00:05:45,113 --> 00:05:46,818 I'm the new police sergeant. 117 00:05:46,818 --> 00:05:47,818 - No, oh no. 118 00:05:48,690 --> 00:05:50,880 - It's all right, constable. 119 00:05:50,880 --> 00:05:54,361 This is my wife, Joy, Lockie, Phillip. 120 00:05:54,361 --> 00:05:57,120 This is Blob in the middle, Barbara. 121 00:05:57,120 --> 00:05:58,992 Old fashioned name but it seems to do the trick. 122 00:05:58,992 --> 00:06:00,709 - I wasn't expecting you til Monday. 123 00:06:00,709 --> 00:06:01,988 - Oh well, we're here a couple of days early. 124 00:06:01,988 --> 00:06:03,863 Gotta get the kids off to school, that sort of thing. 125 00:06:03,863 --> 00:06:05,708 Senior constable Snowden, is it? 126 00:06:05,708 --> 00:06:07,650 - Yes, it's Snowy. 127 00:06:07,650 --> 00:06:09,535 - Snowy, you wouldn't be able to do us a favour, 128 00:06:09,535 --> 00:06:11,892 would you, and show us the house? 129 00:06:11,892 --> 00:06:14,309 - You haven't seen the house? 130 00:06:15,913 --> 00:06:16,746 - No. 131 00:06:17,966 --> 00:06:20,799 - I have a bad feeling about this. 132 00:06:22,978 --> 00:06:24,834 (dramatic music) 133 00:06:24,834 --> 00:06:27,339 (thunder crashing) 134 00:06:27,339 --> 00:06:30,756 - [Sarge] A lick of paint, some curtains. 135 00:06:38,759 --> 00:06:41,592 (mid-tempo music) 136 00:06:46,774 --> 00:06:48,549 What a lovely man, Joy. 137 00:06:48,549 --> 00:06:50,716 What a lovely, lovely man. 138 00:06:52,083 --> 00:06:52,916 - Yes. 139 00:06:56,757 --> 00:06:58,921 I really am trying to be cheerful about it, Sarge. 140 00:06:58,921 --> 00:07:02,171 But this bit looks, you know, horrible. 141 00:07:04,870 --> 00:07:05,910 Oh, look at that. 142 00:07:05,910 --> 00:07:06,743 I didn't know you could make 143 00:07:06,743 --> 00:07:08,489 Christmas decorations out of toilet rolls. 144 00:07:08,489 --> 00:07:09,487 - Oh, take it easy, Joy. 145 00:07:09,487 --> 00:07:11,082 There's no need to panic. 146 00:07:11,082 --> 00:07:13,911 This is probably the worst street in the whole town. 147 00:07:13,911 --> 00:07:16,411 - [Joy] Gorgeous, yes, lovely. 148 00:07:23,997 --> 00:07:25,319 - He's stopping, Dad. 149 00:07:25,319 --> 00:07:27,736 (slow music) 150 00:07:38,745 --> 00:07:41,662 (tyres screeching) 151 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:47,578 - Is this it? 152 00:07:47,578 --> 00:07:51,213 - Creamy potato and artichoke salad, mm-mm. 153 00:07:51,213 --> 00:07:52,046 - Joy. 154 00:07:52,046 --> 00:07:54,231 - No, sorry, I'm not looking. 155 00:07:54,231 --> 00:07:56,547 The spirit of Christmas. 156 00:07:56,547 --> 00:07:59,069 Lighten up your dining table with these easy to make-- 157 00:07:59,069 --> 00:07:59,902 - Mum. 158 00:08:02,665 --> 00:08:04,165 It's, well, it's-- 159 00:08:06,785 --> 00:08:08,618 - Does it have a two car garage? 160 00:08:08,618 --> 00:08:11,951 What I couldn't do with the extra space. 161 00:08:16,643 --> 00:08:18,417 - [Ned] A lick of paint. 162 00:08:18,417 --> 00:08:19,250 - [Joy] But. 163 00:08:19,250 --> 00:08:20,083 - [Sarge] Some curtains. 164 00:08:20,083 --> 00:08:22,732 - I mean, the whole street, it's just swamp 165 00:08:22,732 --> 00:08:23,884 (train whistling) 166 00:08:23,884 --> 00:08:25,551 and then more swamp. 167 00:08:27,581 --> 00:08:29,964 (wood thudding) 168 00:08:29,964 --> 00:08:30,797 - Oh. 169 00:08:31,935 --> 00:08:32,768 Let's go inside. 170 00:08:32,768 --> 00:08:34,367 You never know, we might be surprised. 171 00:08:34,367 --> 00:08:36,108 (slow bright music) 172 00:08:36,108 --> 00:08:38,911 - [Lockie Voiceover] The inside of the house, it was worse. 173 00:08:38,911 --> 00:08:42,655 It was like whoever built it was a complete idiot. 174 00:08:42,655 --> 00:08:45,405 (house creaking) 175 00:08:55,020 --> 00:08:59,187 The house went all higgeldy-piggeldy, a bit like Mum. 176 00:09:07,871 --> 00:09:09,868 - This is fun, isn't it? (laughs) 177 00:09:09,868 --> 00:09:11,225 Fun. 178 00:09:11,225 --> 00:09:15,461 And exciting, isn't it? (laughs) 179 00:09:15,461 --> 00:09:16,544 An adventure. 180 00:09:17,778 --> 00:09:20,351 In a new unusual town. (laughs) 181 00:09:20,351 --> 00:09:23,589 - [Lockie Voiceover] And then there was our room. 182 00:09:23,589 --> 00:09:24,422 (door creaking) 183 00:09:24,422 --> 00:09:27,422 (suspenseful music) 184 00:09:28,715 --> 00:09:30,186 - Dog. 185 00:09:30,186 --> 00:09:31,019 - Wet dog. 186 00:09:31,992 --> 00:09:33,477 - German shepherd? 187 00:09:33,477 --> 00:09:35,461 - (sniffs) Wet german shepherd. 188 00:09:35,461 --> 00:09:37,496 - But wait, there's more. 189 00:09:37,496 --> 00:09:39,122 - I know. 190 00:09:39,122 --> 00:09:40,927 It smells just like our old room 191 00:09:40,927 --> 00:09:42,706 right after you'd wet the bed. 192 00:09:42,706 --> 00:09:44,101 (slow music) 193 00:09:44,101 --> 00:09:44,934 Sorry. 194 00:09:44,934 --> 00:09:46,111 I shouldn't have said that. 195 00:09:46,111 --> 00:09:47,762 Delete. 196 00:09:47,762 --> 00:09:49,512 - Why not, it's true. 197 00:09:51,666 --> 00:09:53,919 - Phillip, I'm sorry, all right. 198 00:09:53,919 --> 00:09:54,752 Phillip. 199 00:09:55,980 --> 00:09:58,501 (eerie music) 200 00:09:58,501 --> 00:10:00,096 - [Lockie Voiceover] It had been a long day. 201 00:10:00,096 --> 00:10:04,263 And to be honest, there wasn't a lot to show for it. 202 00:10:07,827 --> 00:10:10,577 (house creaking) 203 00:10:11,578 --> 00:10:12,411 - Maybe I should see about getting 204 00:10:12,411 --> 00:10:13,498 the power put on tomorrow. 205 00:10:13,498 --> 00:10:14,573 - Yeah. - Oh yeah. 206 00:10:14,573 --> 00:10:15,406 - Maybe. 207 00:10:19,960 --> 00:10:22,710 (dramatic music) 208 00:10:29,510 --> 00:10:30,726 - [Lockie Voiceover] With dinner out of the way 209 00:10:30,726 --> 00:10:32,582 it was time for a family sing song. 210 00:10:32,582 --> 00:10:34,348 ♫ When I see you baby 211 00:10:34,348 --> 00:10:36,243 ♫ I go out of my head. 212 00:10:36,243 --> 00:10:38,110 ♫ And I just can't get enough 213 00:10:38,110 --> 00:10:40,774 ♫ And I just can't get enough 214 00:10:40,774 --> 00:10:43,795 ♫ We slip and slide as we fall in love 215 00:10:43,795 --> 00:10:47,962 ♫ And I just can't seem to get enough 216 00:10:49,298 --> 00:10:53,465 - [Lockie Voiceover] And after that we all went to bed. 217 00:10:56,813 --> 00:10:58,910 - Phillip, what is your problem? 218 00:10:58,910 --> 00:11:00,486 - Sorry, can't help it. 219 00:11:00,486 --> 00:11:01,882 - You sound like you're being snogged to death 220 00:11:01,882 --> 00:11:03,661 by a vacuum cleaner. 221 00:11:03,661 --> 00:11:05,669 - I'm dying of thirst. 222 00:11:05,669 --> 00:11:06,912 - Well here's an idea. 223 00:11:06,912 --> 00:11:09,011 Go get yourself a glass of water. 224 00:11:09,011 --> 00:11:09,844 - I can't. 225 00:11:09,844 --> 00:11:13,389 If I have anything to drink after five o'clock I, you know-- 226 00:11:13,389 --> 00:11:14,541 - Wet the bed? 227 00:11:14,541 --> 00:11:16,166 - Sorry, Lockie. 228 00:11:16,166 --> 00:11:17,664 - Why don't you just try lying down? 229 00:11:17,664 --> 00:11:18,497 - I can't. 230 00:11:18,497 --> 00:11:20,772 If I lie down I'll fall asleep. 231 00:11:20,772 --> 00:11:21,605 - Good. 232 00:11:21,605 --> 00:11:24,481 - If I fall asleep I'll, you know-- 233 00:11:24,481 --> 00:11:25,390 - Wet the bed. 234 00:11:25,390 --> 00:11:26,721 - Sorry, Lockie. 235 00:11:26,721 --> 00:11:28,321 - It's okay. 236 00:11:28,321 --> 00:11:30,035 I'm stressed out too. 237 00:11:30,035 --> 00:11:32,735 - You never get stressed. 238 00:11:32,735 --> 00:11:33,912 - [Lockie Voiceover] What, so it's not scary enough 239 00:11:33,912 --> 00:11:36,206 I'm starting high school in four days time. 240 00:11:36,206 --> 00:11:37,639 I've got to do it in a weird town 241 00:11:37,639 --> 00:11:40,725 where I don't know a single soul, not a single face, 242 00:11:40,725 --> 00:11:44,892 not a single man, woman, boy, girl, dog, cat, or frog. 243 00:11:47,304 --> 00:11:49,582 (frogs croaking) 244 00:11:49,582 --> 00:11:50,749 - Listen, Joy. 245 00:11:51,736 --> 00:11:53,653 The music of the night. 246 00:11:56,750 --> 00:11:58,250 - Those are frogs. 247 00:11:59,093 --> 00:12:01,192 You get frogs in a swamp. 248 00:12:01,192 --> 00:12:03,445 You get hundreds of them. 249 00:12:03,445 --> 00:12:04,770 - [Lockie Voiceover] And that was interesting. 250 00:12:04,770 --> 00:12:08,997 Because as a rule, Mum was really fond of frogs. 251 00:12:08,997 --> 00:12:11,164 - Hey, don't knock swamps. 252 00:12:12,481 --> 00:12:14,937 Man emerged from the swamp. (laughs) 253 00:12:14,937 --> 00:12:17,717 (house creaking) 254 00:12:17,717 --> 00:12:20,725 - And any day now this house is going to go sliding 255 00:12:20,725 --> 00:12:22,642 straight back into one. 256 00:12:23,884 --> 00:12:25,230 - What a lovely word picture you paint. 257 00:12:25,230 --> 00:12:26,536 (slow music) 258 00:12:26,536 --> 00:12:29,889 To think that one night this house 259 00:12:29,889 --> 00:12:32,639 might slowly sink into the slime. 260 00:12:33,806 --> 00:12:35,473 Gloop, gloop, gloop. 261 00:12:39,989 --> 00:12:40,845 And all that would be left would be 262 00:12:40,845 --> 00:12:45,518 our wonky old TV aerial sticking out of the mud. 263 00:12:45,518 --> 00:12:48,729 And in 1,000 years time archaeologists would discover us, 264 00:12:48,729 --> 00:12:51,439 the Leonards, homo swampus. 265 00:12:51,439 --> 00:12:54,644 And they would discover, and this would blow their minds, 266 00:12:54,644 --> 00:12:57,576 that we'd been eating corn chips. 267 00:12:57,576 --> 00:13:00,159 (Joy laughing) 268 00:13:17,523 --> 00:13:19,940 - [Phillip] Oh dear, oh dear. 269 00:13:21,837 --> 00:13:23,168 - Geez, Phillip. 270 00:13:23,168 --> 00:13:27,571 Imagine if you had have had something to drink last night. 271 00:13:27,571 --> 00:13:28,404 - [Lockie Voiceover] Dad thought 272 00:13:28,404 --> 00:13:29,237 he'd better stay at the house 273 00:13:29,237 --> 00:13:31,411 to see about getting the power turned on. 274 00:13:31,411 --> 00:13:32,818 He was also hopeful the removalist 275 00:13:32,818 --> 00:13:35,098 might eventually arrive with our stuff. 276 00:13:35,098 --> 00:13:36,181 - Bye, Sarge. 277 00:13:38,298 --> 00:13:39,616 - [Lockie Voiceover] And apparently my new high school 278 00:13:39,616 --> 00:13:41,971 was within easy walking distance. 279 00:13:41,971 --> 00:13:43,853 And since today was enrollment day 280 00:13:43,853 --> 00:13:45,798 we thought we'd give it a shot. 281 00:13:45,798 --> 00:13:46,631 Mistake. 282 00:13:47,539 --> 00:13:48,539 Big mistake. 283 00:13:49,549 --> 00:13:51,072 - [Joy] I'm so sorry, Lockie. 284 00:13:51,072 --> 00:13:52,749 This is going to be really tough on you. 285 00:13:52,749 --> 00:13:54,502 I wish there was more I could do to help. 286 00:13:54,502 --> 00:13:55,614 - [Lockie] Mum, it'll be okay. 287 00:13:55,614 --> 00:13:56,638 I'm only enrolling. 288 00:13:56,638 --> 00:14:00,590 - No, I mean, the whole high school thing. 289 00:14:00,590 --> 00:14:01,973 We cover this in our parent effectiveness 290 00:14:01,973 --> 00:14:03,752 training group all the time. 291 00:14:03,752 --> 00:14:06,837 Lockie, you are taking your first fledgling steps 292 00:14:06,837 --> 00:14:08,091 towards adulthood. 293 00:14:08,091 --> 00:14:09,717 This is a rite of passage. 294 00:14:09,717 --> 00:14:11,406 - Oh, Mum, I'll be okay. 295 00:14:11,406 --> 00:14:12,699 - But you won't know anybody. 296 00:14:12,699 --> 00:14:16,026 Not another boy, not another girl. 297 00:14:16,026 --> 00:14:17,115 - Dead right, Mum. 298 00:14:17,115 --> 00:14:20,917 Lockie said he was really stressing about high school. 299 00:14:20,917 --> 00:14:21,902 - No, I didn't. 300 00:14:21,902 --> 00:14:23,400 What, when did I say that? 301 00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:25,576 - Yes you did, last night, you said. 302 00:14:25,576 --> 00:14:26,587 - No, I didn't, Phillip. 303 00:14:26,587 --> 00:14:29,301 I said, high school, that's so cool. 304 00:14:29,301 --> 00:14:31,384 High school, bring it on. 305 00:14:32,936 --> 00:14:35,769 (mid-tempo music) 306 00:15:11,547 --> 00:15:12,380 - Go on. 307 00:15:15,041 --> 00:15:15,874 Go. 308 00:15:22,235 --> 00:15:23,068 - Name? 309 00:15:24,974 --> 00:15:25,807 - Leonard. 310 00:15:25,807 --> 00:15:27,265 - Leonard who? 311 00:15:27,265 --> 00:15:29,159 - Leonard, Lockie. 312 00:15:29,159 --> 00:15:30,644 Lachlan. 313 00:15:30,644 --> 00:15:32,539 Lockie Leonard. 314 00:15:32,539 --> 00:15:34,382 - Well, glad we sorted that out. 315 00:15:34,382 --> 00:15:36,916 Is Lachlan Leonard your full name? 316 00:15:36,916 --> 00:15:37,749 - No. 317 00:15:40,036 --> 00:15:41,518 - Okay. 318 00:15:41,518 --> 00:15:43,249 Next question. 319 00:15:43,249 --> 00:15:46,166 For five points, your full name is. 320 00:15:47,921 --> 00:15:49,009 Oh, I know. 321 00:15:49,009 --> 00:15:53,105 I'm starting with all the hard ones, aren't I? 322 00:15:53,105 --> 00:15:56,522 - Lachlan Robert Louis Stevenson Leonard. 323 00:15:57,662 --> 00:15:59,403 - [Lockie Voiceover] Yep, thanks for that, Sarge. 324 00:15:59,403 --> 00:16:00,708 Good thinking. 325 00:16:00,708 --> 00:16:01,541 - Gee. 326 00:16:01,541 --> 00:16:04,379 I'd like to see you try and fit that on a credit card. 327 00:16:04,379 --> 00:16:06,583 There's your uniform. 328 00:16:06,583 --> 00:16:10,257 Take this form and move to the next desk along. 329 00:16:10,257 --> 00:16:11,573 Stand behind that girl. 330 00:16:11,573 --> 00:16:13,906 Streeton, first name, Vicki. 331 00:16:15,556 --> 00:16:16,389 (heart beating) 332 00:16:16,389 --> 00:16:18,806 (slow music) 333 00:16:32,119 --> 00:16:32,952 - Hi. 334 00:16:34,663 --> 00:16:35,496 - Hi. 335 00:16:36,724 --> 00:16:38,307 - What's your name? 336 00:16:39,323 --> 00:16:41,656 - Oh, Robert, I mean Robbie. 337 00:16:43,265 --> 00:16:44,596 It's Robbie. 338 00:16:44,596 --> 00:16:45,595 - Vicki Streeton. 339 00:16:45,595 --> 00:16:47,095 - Robbie Williams. 340 00:16:48,526 --> 00:16:49,947 - Your name's Robbie Williams? 341 00:16:49,947 --> 00:16:51,454 - Oh, no, no. 342 00:16:51,454 --> 00:16:52,991 William is my middle name. 343 00:16:52,991 --> 00:16:55,241 It's Robbie William Smiles. 344 00:17:01,543 --> 00:17:02,759 No Miles. 345 00:17:02,759 --> 00:17:04,321 Robbie William Miles. 346 00:17:04,321 --> 00:17:05,307 - I know Brett Miles. 347 00:17:05,307 --> 00:17:06,535 He lives in our street. 348 00:17:06,535 --> 00:17:07,726 Are you from around here? 349 00:17:07,726 --> 00:17:08,878 - Oh, no, no. 350 00:17:08,878 --> 00:17:11,045 We're miles from anywhere. 351 00:17:12,155 --> 00:17:14,155 - So, where do you live? 352 00:17:16,084 --> 00:17:17,167 - Yeah, okay. 353 00:17:19,054 --> 00:17:21,637 I live in a with a roof on top. 354 00:17:25,207 --> 00:17:26,374 - That's good. 355 00:17:27,345 --> 00:17:28,649 - [Lockie Voiceover] This was weird. 356 00:17:28,649 --> 00:17:31,300 I'd seen girls before, obviously. 357 00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:35,467 But they'd never made me forget the word for house. 358 00:17:38,455 --> 00:17:40,288 - Look, I'd better go. 359 00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:43,934 My belly button's just walked in. 360 00:17:43,934 --> 00:17:45,265 - It has. 361 00:17:45,265 --> 00:17:46,098 - And girls had never made me 362 00:17:46,098 --> 00:17:48,631 forget the word for Dad either. 363 00:17:48,631 --> 00:17:50,214 - Yeah, over there. 364 00:17:51,575 --> 00:17:54,575 He's come to take me back to the um, 365 00:17:58,203 --> 00:17:59,786 with a roof on top. 366 00:18:09,108 --> 00:18:11,054 - [Lockie Voiceover] Okay, status report. 367 00:18:11,054 --> 00:18:13,196 Yes, the power was on. 368 00:18:13,196 --> 00:18:14,169 That was good. 369 00:18:14,169 --> 00:18:15,002 (light switch clicking) 370 00:18:15,002 --> 00:18:16,360 And yes, I just met a girl 371 00:18:16,360 --> 00:18:19,215 who was so cute I couldn't talk straight. 372 00:18:19,215 --> 00:18:21,097 But I'd given her a false name, 373 00:18:21,097 --> 00:18:23,312 so now I could never talk to her again 374 00:18:23,312 --> 00:18:25,845 'cause she'd be assuming I was mad. 375 00:18:25,845 --> 00:18:26,691 - It's all right. 376 00:18:26,691 --> 00:18:29,595 I think you're really funny, and nice. 377 00:18:29,595 --> 00:18:32,333 In fact, I could see us going on a date tonight. 378 00:18:32,333 --> 00:18:35,509 - Yeah, but you're not even here, are you? 379 00:18:35,509 --> 00:18:36,509 - No, sorry. 380 00:18:39,539 --> 00:18:41,091 - [Lockie Voiceover] Okay, I was seeing things. 381 00:18:41,091 --> 00:18:42,086 Not good, Lockie. 382 00:18:42,086 --> 00:18:44,560 Time to clear my head. 383 00:18:44,560 --> 00:18:46,889 So I went to see if the rumours were for real. 384 00:18:46,889 --> 00:18:48,604 (waves crashing) 385 00:18:48,604 --> 00:18:49,808 (groaning) 386 00:18:49,808 --> 00:18:52,380 And here we are, back at the beginning. 387 00:18:52,380 --> 00:18:54,928 And I tell you what, getting one in the goolies 388 00:18:54,928 --> 00:18:57,936 is a lot like meeting a really cute girl. 389 00:18:57,936 --> 00:19:00,048 It occupies most of your attention, 390 00:19:00,048 --> 00:19:02,272 and it takes some getting over. 391 00:19:02,272 --> 00:19:06,268 I'd experienced both in the last two hours. 392 00:19:06,268 --> 00:19:08,879 - Sure you don't want to get out of the water? 393 00:19:08,879 --> 00:19:09,712 - Huh? 394 00:19:09,712 --> 00:19:13,140 - Water, don't know what surfies see in it. 395 00:19:13,140 --> 00:19:14,806 The name's Egg. 396 00:19:14,806 --> 00:19:16,342 - Lockie. 397 00:19:16,342 --> 00:19:18,413 So, you're a metalhead? 398 00:19:18,413 --> 00:19:21,001 - I like metal music, yeah. 399 00:19:21,001 --> 00:19:23,139 - Don't know what you see in it. (groans) 400 00:19:23,139 --> 00:19:24,048 - Can you walk? 401 00:19:24,048 --> 00:19:25,328 - Walk? 402 00:19:25,328 --> 00:19:27,388 No, of course I can't walk. 403 00:19:27,388 --> 00:19:29,603 When was the last time you got nutted? 404 00:19:29,603 --> 00:19:31,829 - Years ago, in a cricket match. 405 00:19:31,829 --> 00:19:34,312 - Man, I hate cricket. 406 00:19:34,312 --> 00:19:35,248 - Same. 407 00:19:35,248 --> 00:19:38,486 - Don't know what they see in it. (laughs) (groans) 408 00:19:38,486 --> 00:19:39,638 - What? 409 00:19:39,638 --> 00:19:41,558 - Laughing makes my goolies wobble. 410 00:19:41,558 --> 00:19:43,874 - (laughs) Actually, that reminds me of a funny story. 411 00:19:43,874 --> 00:19:44,707 Have you heard the one about the-- 412 00:19:44,707 --> 00:19:45,540 - Don't, Egg. 413 00:19:45,540 --> 00:19:47,957 (slow music) 414 00:19:52,862 --> 00:19:54,633 - [Lockie Voiceover] Sympathy alert, family. 415 00:19:54,633 --> 00:19:56,259 Fragile tricky bits. 416 00:19:56,259 --> 00:19:58,842 No sudden movement recommended. 417 00:20:04,272 --> 00:20:06,038 - Yes, I am definitely feeling 418 00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:07,868 so much brighter about things now 419 00:20:07,868 --> 00:20:11,068 that we have all our bits and pieces. 420 00:20:11,068 --> 00:20:13,334 - Bits and pieces. (laughs) 421 00:20:13,334 --> 00:20:14,688 - Feels like home again. 422 00:20:14,688 --> 00:20:16,134 (hand slapping on thigh) (gasping) 423 00:20:16,134 --> 00:20:17,209 - Sorry, dear. 424 00:20:17,209 --> 00:20:18,781 Did that jangle you? 425 00:20:18,781 --> 00:20:20,265 (sniggering) 426 00:20:20,265 --> 00:20:22,515 Come on, everybody, eat up. 427 00:20:24,006 --> 00:20:25,939 What's the matter, Lockie, aren't you hungry? 428 00:20:25,939 --> 00:20:27,936 - Nah, sorry Mum. 429 00:20:27,936 --> 00:20:30,572 - I hear that the surf was really throbbing 430 00:20:30,572 --> 00:20:31,608 down there today. 431 00:20:31,608 --> 00:20:33,858 (giggling) 432 00:20:35,014 --> 00:20:37,847 - Oh thanks, my supportive family. 433 00:20:42,528 --> 00:20:43,680 Revenge will be mine. 434 00:20:43,680 --> 00:20:46,598 (giggling) 435 00:20:46,598 --> 00:20:49,119 (slow piano music) 436 00:20:49,119 --> 00:20:51,952 (train whistling) 437 00:21:02,123 --> 00:21:04,373 - Hm, this is more like it. 438 00:21:05,759 --> 00:21:08,639 - Let the archaeologists do their worst. 439 00:21:08,639 --> 00:21:12,133 We Leonards have got nothing to hide. 440 00:21:12,133 --> 00:21:13,410 - [Lockie Voiceover] Archaeologists? 441 00:21:13,410 --> 00:21:14,975 Yeah, right. 442 00:21:14,975 --> 00:21:17,048 In 1,000 years science might reveal 443 00:21:17,048 --> 00:21:18,456 that Lockie Leonard's tricky bits 444 00:21:18,456 --> 00:21:20,274 had taken a hit from a surfboard 445 00:21:20,274 --> 00:21:22,770 with a nasty dig in the left rail. 446 00:21:22,770 --> 00:21:23,896 But would they be able to tell 447 00:21:23,896 --> 00:21:25,852 he wished he was back in the city 448 00:21:25,852 --> 00:21:28,892 where everything seemed bigger, and better, and warmer, 449 00:21:28,892 --> 00:21:31,397 and full of friends and good memories? 450 00:21:31,397 --> 00:21:33,596 Or that he'd met a girl he couldn't talk to, 451 00:21:33,596 --> 00:21:35,647 and a weird kid from the bogan tribe, 452 00:21:35,647 --> 00:21:39,538 the natural enemy of all surfies everywhere? 453 00:21:39,538 --> 00:21:40,867 Forget it. 454 00:21:40,867 --> 00:21:42,531 No one now or in the future could know 455 00:21:42,531 --> 00:21:45,887 precisely how it felt to be Lockie Leonard right now, 456 00:21:45,887 --> 00:21:49,720 in this room, tonight, with all that going on. 457 00:21:50,738 --> 00:21:52,071 - Night, Lockie. 458 00:21:53,541 --> 00:21:55,374 - Good night, Phillip. 459 00:22:03,807 --> 00:22:07,640 ("World's Apart" by Jebediah) 460 00:22:29,855 --> 00:22:34,022 ♫ Boy is breaking underneath the weight of strain 461 00:22:42,450 --> 00:22:45,176 ♫ World's away from anyone 462 00:22:45,176 --> 00:22:48,645 ♫ They were burning themselves out in the sun 463 00:22:48,645 --> 00:22:51,480 ♫ World's away from anyone 464 00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:54,779 ♫ They were burning themselves out in the sun 465 00:22:54,779 --> 00:22:58,946 ♫ There was just enough to get them far away 31550

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