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♫ World's away from anyone
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♫ They were burning
themselves out in the sun
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♫ World's away from anyone
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♫ They were burning
themselves out in the sun
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♫ There was just enough
to get them far away
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(slow electronic music)
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- [Lockie Voiceover] Oh man, it was true.
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The rumours were for real.
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It was demented out there.
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(waves crashing)
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These were the kind of waves you drew
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on the back of your maths book.
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As in, the kind you only dream of.
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And in the circumstances,
there was only one thing to do.
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Go in for a closer look.
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(mid-tempo electronic music)
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Oh yeah, check it out.
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The water's chucking a major fit,
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but Lockie's in complete control.
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Lockie cuts left.
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Lockie cuts right.
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Lockie pulls a nice re-entry there.
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Oh, Lockie's just ripping up that face.
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And then, Lockie drops it.
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(splashing)
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(groaning)
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And Lockie nuts himself.
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Smack-o in the goolies.
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Lockie wants to die now, please.
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(groaning)
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If it can arranged, please.
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(waves crashing)
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Status report.
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My tricky bits have relocated to the back
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of my throat and become my tonsils.
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The pain is hideous,
and I'm hallucinating.
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♫ Here we go
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♫ Were we distracting you?
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- I'm in this weird room with Tiffany
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and the rest of my favourite girl group.
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And they're trying to apply first aid.
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♫ Flying off the lip, you
can do almost anything
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- [Boy] Hey mate, you okay?
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(groaning)
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What was that?
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- Pain.
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- [Boy] Uh-huh.
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What happened?
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Did you nut yourself in the goolies?
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- Tiffany, is that you?
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Tiffany?
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(chimes and slow rock guitar music)
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Okay.
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So you can't sing,
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you've never been on a reality show,
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you don't have a belly
ring, and you're a bloke.
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- You gonna stay there?
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Like half in and out of the water?
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Kind of dead looking.
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- Only til I'm 16.
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- (laughs) Yo, a sense of humour.
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I saw you go out.
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You're obviously not very intelligent.
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- Uh-huh.
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- You're obviously a new kid in town?
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- Obviously.
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- Feeling lucky, were ya? (laughs)
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That reminds me of a funny story.
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You'll like this one.
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Advert in the paper, right?
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This is true.
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Lost dog.
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Oh, you're gonna love this.
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Blind in one eye.
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Its left ear has been
bitten off in a fight.
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Now, wait a minute.
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This dog is missing a leg.
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Like the ad goes, answers to
the name of Lockie. (laughs)
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Oh, it's so funny.
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- [Lockie Voiceover]
Yeah, right, that's me.
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Lucky Lockie.
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My second day in a new town and so far
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life was proving to be one
long whack in the goolies.
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Rewind.
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(mid tempo relaxed music)
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Yesterday afternoon.
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- Gorgeous little town, so they tell me.
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- Gorgeous, beautiful, yes lovely.
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- Oh, and Lockie.
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Rumour has it, it has some of
the best surfing on the coast.
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- Rumours need more work, Sarge.
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- It's like everybody says,
why stay on in the city?
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- Because it's our home.
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- Why swarm like drones
amid heartless city streets,
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when you could be knowing
the warm loving embrace
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of a vibrant small town community?
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- Uh-oh, we're busted.
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- Can I see your licence, driver?
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(slow upbeat jazz music)
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- Yes, of course.
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Would you like me to
step out of the vehicle?
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- Do you want to, particularly?
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- I'm easy.
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Whatever you think.
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- Okay then, that would be excellent.
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- All right.
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Now, what seems to be the problem?
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- Well, no offence, but
your roof rack there,
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do you think it might be
just a little bit overloaded?
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- Yeah, yeah, I think you could be right.
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- No, but, sorry?
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Look, if you think it's safe,
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that's okay with me, Mr. Leonard.
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- Sarge.
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Sergeant Leonard.
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I'm the new police sergeant.
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- No, oh no.
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- It's all right, constable.
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This is my wife, Joy, Lockie, Phillip.
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This is Blob in the middle, Barbara.
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Old fashioned name but
it seems to do the trick.
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- I wasn't expecting you til Monday.
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- Oh well, we're here
a couple of days early.
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Gotta get the kids off to
school, that sort of thing.
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Senior constable Snowden, is it?
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- Yes, it's Snowy.
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- Snowy, you wouldn't be
able to do us a favour,
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would you, and show us the house?
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- You haven't seen the house?
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- No.
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- I have a bad feeling about this.
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(dramatic music)
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(thunder crashing)
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- [Sarge] A lick of paint, some curtains.
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(mid-tempo music)
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What a lovely man, Joy.
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What a lovely, lovely man.
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- Yes.
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I really am trying to be
cheerful about it, Sarge.
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But this bit looks, you know, horrible.
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Oh, look at that.
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I didn't know you could make
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Christmas decorations out of toilet rolls.
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- Oh, take it easy, Joy.
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There's no need to panic.
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This is probably the worst
street in the whole town.
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- [Joy] Gorgeous, yes, lovely.
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- He's stopping, Dad.
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(slow music)
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(tyres screeching)
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- Is this it?
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- Creamy potato and
artichoke salad, mm-mm.
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- Joy.
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- No, sorry, I'm not looking.
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The spirit of Christmas.
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Lighten up your dining table
with these easy to make--
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- Mum.
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It's, well, it's--
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- Does it have a two car garage?
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What I couldn't do with the extra space.
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- [Ned] A lick of paint.
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- [Joy] But.
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- [Sarge] Some curtains.
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- I mean, the whole
street, it's just swamp
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(train whistling)
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and then more swamp.
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(wood thudding)
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- Oh.
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Let's go inside.
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You never know, we might be surprised.
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(slow bright music)
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- [Lockie Voiceover] The inside
of the house, it was worse.
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It was like whoever built
it was a complete idiot.
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(house creaking)
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The house went all
higgeldy-piggeldy, a bit like Mum.
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- This is fun, isn't it? (laughs)
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Fun.
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And exciting, isn't it? (laughs)
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An adventure.
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In a new unusual town. (laughs)
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- [Lockie Voiceover] And
then there was our room.
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(door creaking)
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(suspenseful music)
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- Dog.
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- Wet dog.
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- German shepherd?
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- (sniffs) Wet german shepherd.
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- But wait, there's more.
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- I know.
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It smells just like our old room
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right after you'd wet the bed.
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(slow music)
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Sorry.
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I shouldn't have said that.
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Delete.
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- Why not, it's true.
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- Phillip, I'm sorry, all right.
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Phillip.
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(eerie music)
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- [Lockie Voiceover]
It had been a long day.
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And to be honest, there
wasn't a lot to show for it.
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(house creaking)
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- Maybe I should see about getting
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the power put on tomorrow.
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- Yeah.
- Oh yeah.
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- Maybe.
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(dramatic music)
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- [Lockie Voiceover] With
dinner out of the way
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it was time for a family sing song.
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♫ When I see you baby
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♫ I go out of my head.
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♫ And I just can't get enough
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♫ And I just can't get enough
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♫ We slip and slide as we fall in love
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♫ And I just can't seem to get enough
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- [Lockie Voiceover] And
after that we all went to bed.
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- Phillip, what is your problem?
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- Sorry, can't help it.
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- You sound like you're
being snogged to death
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by a vacuum cleaner.
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- I'm dying of thirst.
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- Well here's an idea.
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Go get yourself a glass of water.
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- I can't.
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If I have anything to drink
after five o'clock I, you know--
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- Wet the bed?
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- Sorry, Lockie.
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- Why don't you just try lying down?
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- I can't.
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If I lie down I'll fall asleep.
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- Good.
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- If I fall asleep I'll, you know--
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- Wet the bed.
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- Sorry, Lockie.
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- It's okay.
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I'm stressed out too.
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- You never get stressed.
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- [Lockie Voiceover] What,
so it's not scary enough
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I'm starting high school
in four days time.
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I've got to do it in a weird town
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where I don't know a single
soul, not a single face,
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not a single man, woman,
boy, girl, dog, cat, or frog.
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(frogs croaking)
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- Listen, Joy.
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The music of the night.
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- Those are frogs.
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You get frogs in a swamp.
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You get hundreds of them.
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- [Lockie Voiceover] And
that was interesting.
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Because as a rule, Mum
was really fond of frogs.
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- Hey, don't knock swamps.
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Man emerged from the swamp. (laughs)
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(house creaking)
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- And any day now this
house is going to go sliding
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straight back into one.
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- What a lovely word picture you paint.
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(slow music)
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To think that one night this house
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might slowly sink into the slime.
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Gloop, gloop, gloop.
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And all that would be left would be
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our wonky old TV aerial
sticking out of the mud.
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And in 1,000 years time
archaeologists would discover us,
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the Leonards, homo swampus.
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And they would discover, and
this would blow their minds,
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00:12:54,644 --> 00:12:57,576
that we'd been eating corn chips.
267
00:12:57,576 --> 00:13:00,159
(Joy laughing)
268
00:13:17,523 --> 00:13:19,940
- [Phillip] Oh dear, oh dear.
269
00:13:21,837 --> 00:13:23,168
- Geez, Phillip.
270
00:13:23,168 --> 00:13:27,571
Imagine if you had have had
something to drink last night.
271
00:13:27,571 --> 00:13:28,404
- [Lockie Voiceover] Dad thought
272
00:13:28,404 --> 00:13:29,237
he'd better stay at the house
273
00:13:29,237 --> 00:13:31,411
to see about getting the power turned on.
274
00:13:31,411 --> 00:13:32,818
He was also hopeful the removalist
275
00:13:32,818 --> 00:13:35,098
might eventually arrive with our stuff.
276
00:13:35,098 --> 00:13:36,181
- Bye, Sarge.
277
00:13:38,298 --> 00:13:39,616
- [Lockie Voiceover] And
apparently my new high school
278
00:13:39,616 --> 00:13:41,971
was within easy walking distance.
279
00:13:41,971 --> 00:13:43,853
And since today was enrollment day
280
00:13:43,853 --> 00:13:45,798
we thought we'd give it a shot.
281
00:13:45,798 --> 00:13:46,631
Mistake.
282
00:13:47,539 --> 00:13:48,539
Big mistake.
283
00:13:49,549 --> 00:13:51,072
- [Joy] I'm so sorry, Lockie.
284
00:13:51,072 --> 00:13:52,749
This is going to be really tough on you.
285
00:13:52,749 --> 00:13:54,502
I wish there was more I could do to help.
286
00:13:54,502 --> 00:13:55,614
- [Lockie] Mum, it'll be okay.
287
00:13:55,614 --> 00:13:56,638
I'm only enrolling.
288
00:13:56,638 --> 00:14:00,590
- No, I mean, the whole high school thing.
289
00:14:00,590 --> 00:14:01,973
We cover this in our parent effectiveness
290
00:14:01,973 --> 00:14:03,752
training group all the time.
291
00:14:03,752 --> 00:14:06,837
Lockie, you are taking
your first fledgling steps
292
00:14:06,837 --> 00:14:08,091
towards adulthood.
293
00:14:08,091 --> 00:14:09,717
This is a rite of passage.
294
00:14:09,717 --> 00:14:11,406
- Oh, Mum, I'll be okay.
295
00:14:11,406 --> 00:14:12,699
- But you won't know anybody.
296
00:14:12,699 --> 00:14:16,026
Not another boy, not another girl.
297
00:14:16,026 --> 00:14:17,115
- Dead right, Mum.
298
00:14:17,115 --> 00:14:20,917
Lockie said he was really
stressing about high school.
299
00:14:20,917 --> 00:14:21,902
- No, I didn't.
300
00:14:21,902 --> 00:14:23,400
What, when did I say that?
301
00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:25,576
- Yes you did, last night, you said.
302
00:14:25,576 --> 00:14:26,587
- No, I didn't, Phillip.
303
00:14:26,587 --> 00:14:29,301
I said, high school, that's so cool.
304
00:14:29,301 --> 00:14:31,384
High school, bring it on.
305
00:14:32,936 --> 00:14:35,769
(mid-tempo music)
306
00:15:11,547 --> 00:15:12,380
- Go on.
307
00:15:15,041 --> 00:15:15,874
Go.
308
00:15:22,235 --> 00:15:23,068
- Name?
309
00:15:24,974 --> 00:15:25,807
- Leonard.
310
00:15:25,807 --> 00:15:27,265
- Leonard who?
311
00:15:27,265 --> 00:15:29,159
- Leonard, Lockie.
312
00:15:29,159 --> 00:15:30,644
Lachlan.
313
00:15:30,644 --> 00:15:32,539
Lockie Leonard.
314
00:15:32,539 --> 00:15:34,382
- Well, glad we sorted that out.
315
00:15:34,382 --> 00:15:36,916
Is Lachlan Leonard your full name?
316
00:15:36,916 --> 00:15:37,749
- No.
317
00:15:40,036 --> 00:15:41,518
- Okay.
318
00:15:41,518 --> 00:15:43,249
Next question.
319
00:15:43,249 --> 00:15:46,166
For five points, your full name is.
320
00:15:47,921 --> 00:15:49,009
Oh, I know.
321
00:15:49,009 --> 00:15:53,105
I'm starting with all
the hard ones, aren't I?
322
00:15:53,105 --> 00:15:56,522
- Lachlan Robert Louis Stevenson Leonard.
323
00:15:57,662 --> 00:15:59,403
- [Lockie Voiceover] Yep,
thanks for that, Sarge.
324
00:15:59,403 --> 00:16:00,708
Good thinking.
325
00:16:00,708 --> 00:16:01,541
- Gee.
326
00:16:01,541 --> 00:16:04,379
I'd like to see you try and
fit that on a credit card.
327
00:16:04,379 --> 00:16:06,583
There's your uniform.
328
00:16:06,583 --> 00:16:10,257
Take this form and move
to the next desk along.
329
00:16:10,257 --> 00:16:11,573
Stand behind that girl.
330
00:16:11,573 --> 00:16:13,906
Streeton, first name, Vicki.
331
00:16:15,556 --> 00:16:16,389
(heart beating)
332
00:16:16,389 --> 00:16:18,806
(slow music)
333
00:16:32,119 --> 00:16:32,952
- Hi.
334
00:16:34,663 --> 00:16:35,496
- Hi.
335
00:16:36,724 --> 00:16:38,307
- What's your name?
336
00:16:39,323 --> 00:16:41,656
- Oh, Robert, I mean Robbie.
337
00:16:43,265 --> 00:16:44,596
It's Robbie.
338
00:16:44,596 --> 00:16:45,595
- Vicki Streeton.
339
00:16:45,595 --> 00:16:47,095
- Robbie Williams.
340
00:16:48,526 --> 00:16:49,947
- Your name's Robbie Williams?
341
00:16:49,947 --> 00:16:51,454
- Oh, no, no.
342
00:16:51,454 --> 00:16:52,991
William is my middle name.
343
00:16:52,991 --> 00:16:55,241
It's Robbie William Smiles.
344
00:17:01,543 --> 00:17:02,759
No Miles.
345
00:17:02,759 --> 00:17:04,321
Robbie William Miles.
346
00:17:04,321 --> 00:17:05,307
- I know Brett Miles.
347
00:17:05,307 --> 00:17:06,535
He lives in our street.
348
00:17:06,535 --> 00:17:07,726
Are you from around here?
349
00:17:07,726 --> 00:17:08,878
- Oh, no, no.
350
00:17:08,878 --> 00:17:11,045
We're miles from anywhere.
351
00:17:12,155 --> 00:17:14,155
- So, where do you live?
352
00:17:16,084 --> 00:17:17,167
- Yeah, okay.
353
00:17:19,054 --> 00:17:21,637
I live in a with a roof on top.
354
00:17:25,207 --> 00:17:26,374
- That's good.
355
00:17:27,345 --> 00:17:28,649
- [Lockie Voiceover] This was weird.
356
00:17:28,649 --> 00:17:31,300
I'd seen girls before, obviously.
357
00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:35,467
But they'd never made me
forget the word for house.
358
00:17:38,455 --> 00:17:40,288
- Look, I'd better go.
359
00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:43,934
My belly button's just walked in.
360
00:17:43,934 --> 00:17:45,265
- It has.
361
00:17:45,265 --> 00:17:46,098
- And girls had never made me
362
00:17:46,098 --> 00:17:48,631
forget the word for Dad either.
363
00:17:48,631 --> 00:17:50,214
- Yeah, over there.
364
00:17:51,575 --> 00:17:54,575
He's come to take me back to the um,
365
00:17:58,203 --> 00:17:59,786
with a roof on top.
366
00:18:09,108 --> 00:18:11,054
- [Lockie Voiceover] Okay, status report.
367
00:18:11,054 --> 00:18:13,196
Yes, the power was on.
368
00:18:13,196 --> 00:18:14,169
That was good.
369
00:18:14,169 --> 00:18:15,002
(light switch clicking)
370
00:18:15,002 --> 00:18:16,360
And yes, I just met a girl
371
00:18:16,360 --> 00:18:19,215
who was so cute I couldn't talk straight.
372
00:18:19,215 --> 00:18:21,097
But I'd given her a false name,
373
00:18:21,097 --> 00:18:23,312
so now I could never talk to her again
374
00:18:23,312 --> 00:18:25,845
'cause she'd be assuming I was mad.
375
00:18:25,845 --> 00:18:26,691
- It's all right.
376
00:18:26,691 --> 00:18:29,595
I think you're really funny, and nice.
377
00:18:29,595 --> 00:18:32,333
In fact, I could see us
going on a date tonight.
378
00:18:32,333 --> 00:18:35,509
- Yeah, but you're not even here, are you?
379
00:18:35,509 --> 00:18:36,509
- No, sorry.
380
00:18:39,539 --> 00:18:41,091
- [Lockie Voiceover]
Okay, I was seeing things.
381
00:18:41,091 --> 00:18:42,086
Not good, Lockie.
382
00:18:42,086 --> 00:18:44,560
Time to clear my head.
383
00:18:44,560 --> 00:18:46,889
So I went to see if the
rumours were for real.
384
00:18:46,889 --> 00:18:48,604
(waves crashing)
385
00:18:48,604 --> 00:18:49,808
(groaning)
386
00:18:49,808 --> 00:18:52,380
And here we are, back at the beginning.
387
00:18:52,380 --> 00:18:54,928
And I tell you what,
getting one in the goolies
388
00:18:54,928 --> 00:18:57,936
is a lot like meeting a really cute girl.
389
00:18:57,936 --> 00:19:00,048
It occupies most of your attention,
390
00:19:00,048 --> 00:19:02,272
and it takes some getting over.
391
00:19:02,272 --> 00:19:06,268
I'd experienced both
in the last two hours.
392
00:19:06,268 --> 00:19:08,879
- Sure you don't want
to get out of the water?
393
00:19:08,879 --> 00:19:09,712
- Huh?
394
00:19:09,712 --> 00:19:13,140
- Water, don't know
what surfies see in it.
395
00:19:13,140 --> 00:19:14,806
The name's Egg.
396
00:19:14,806 --> 00:19:16,342
- Lockie.
397
00:19:16,342 --> 00:19:18,413
So, you're a metalhead?
398
00:19:18,413 --> 00:19:21,001
- I like metal music, yeah.
399
00:19:21,001 --> 00:19:23,139
- Don't know what you see in it. (groans)
400
00:19:23,139 --> 00:19:24,048
- Can you walk?
401
00:19:24,048 --> 00:19:25,328
- Walk?
402
00:19:25,328 --> 00:19:27,388
No, of course I can't walk.
403
00:19:27,388 --> 00:19:29,603
When was the last time you got nutted?
404
00:19:29,603 --> 00:19:31,829
- Years ago, in a cricket match.
405
00:19:31,829 --> 00:19:34,312
- Man, I hate cricket.
406
00:19:34,312 --> 00:19:35,248
- Same.
407
00:19:35,248 --> 00:19:38,486
- Don't know what they see
in it. (laughs) (groans)
408
00:19:38,486 --> 00:19:39,638
- What?
409
00:19:39,638 --> 00:19:41,558
- Laughing makes my goolies wobble.
410
00:19:41,558 --> 00:19:43,874
- (laughs) Actually, that
reminds me of a funny story.
411
00:19:43,874 --> 00:19:44,707
Have you heard the one about the--
412
00:19:44,707 --> 00:19:45,540
- Don't, Egg.
413
00:19:45,540 --> 00:19:47,957
(slow music)
414
00:19:52,862 --> 00:19:54,633
- [Lockie Voiceover]
Sympathy alert, family.
415
00:19:54,633 --> 00:19:56,259
Fragile tricky bits.
416
00:19:56,259 --> 00:19:58,842
No sudden movement recommended.
417
00:20:04,272 --> 00:20:06,038
- Yes, I am definitely feeling
418
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:07,868
so much brighter about things now
419
00:20:07,868 --> 00:20:11,068
that we have all our bits and pieces.
420
00:20:11,068 --> 00:20:13,334
- Bits and pieces. (laughs)
421
00:20:13,334 --> 00:20:14,688
- Feels like home again.
422
00:20:14,688 --> 00:20:16,134
(hand slapping on thigh)
(gasping)
423
00:20:16,134 --> 00:20:17,209
- Sorry, dear.
424
00:20:17,209 --> 00:20:18,781
Did that jangle you?
425
00:20:18,781 --> 00:20:20,265
(sniggering)
426
00:20:20,265 --> 00:20:22,515
Come on, everybody, eat up.
427
00:20:24,006 --> 00:20:25,939
What's the matter,
Lockie, aren't you hungry?
428
00:20:25,939 --> 00:20:27,936
- Nah, sorry Mum.
429
00:20:27,936 --> 00:20:30,572
- I hear that the surf
was really throbbing
430
00:20:30,572 --> 00:20:31,608
down there today.
431
00:20:31,608 --> 00:20:33,858
(giggling)
432
00:20:35,014 --> 00:20:37,847
- Oh thanks, my supportive family.
433
00:20:42,528 --> 00:20:43,680
Revenge will be mine.
434
00:20:43,680 --> 00:20:46,598
(giggling)
435
00:20:46,598 --> 00:20:49,119
(slow piano music)
436
00:20:49,119 --> 00:20:51,952
(train whistling)
437
00:21:02,123 --> 00:21:04,373
- Hm, this is more like it.
438
00:21:05,759 --> 00:21:08,639
- Let the archaeologists do their worst.
439
00:21:08,639 --> 00:21:12,133
We Leonards have got nothing to hide.
440
00:21:12,133 --> 00:21:13,410
- [Lockie Voiceover] Archaeologists?
441
00:21:13,410 --> 00:21:14,975
Yeah, right.
442
00:21:14,975 --> 00:21:17,048
In 1,000 years science might reveal
443
00:21:17,048 --> 00:21:18,456
that Lockie Leonard's tricky bits
444
00:21:18,456 --> 00:21:20,274
had taken a hit from a surfboard
445
00:21:20,274 --> 00:21:22,770
with a nasty dig in the left rail.
446
00:21:22,770 --> 00:21:23,896
But would they be able to tell
447
00:21:23,896 --> 00:21:25,852
he wished he was back in the city
448
00:21:25,852 --> 00:21:28,892
where everything seemed
bigger, and better, and warmer,
449
00:21:28,892 --> 00:21:31,397
and full of friends and good memories?
450
00:21:31,397 --> 00:21:33,596
Or that he'd met a girl
he couldn't talk to,
451
00:21:33,596 --> 00:21:35,647
and a weird kid from the bogan tribe,
452
00:21:35,647 --> 00:21:39,538
the natural enemy of
all surfies everywhere?
453
00:21:39,538 --> 00:21:40,867
Forget it.
454
00:21:40,867 --> 00:21:42,531
No one now or in the future could know
455
00:21:42,531 --> 00:21:45,887
precisely how it felt to be
Lockie Leonard right now,
456
00:21:45,887 --> 00:21:49,720
in this room, tonight,
with all that going on.
457
00:21:50,738 --> 00:21:52,071
- Night, Lockie.
458
00:21:53,541 --> 00:21:55,374
- Good night, Phillip.
459
00:22:03,807 --> 00:22:07,640
("World's Apart" by Jebediah)
460
00:22:29,855 --> 00:22:34,022
♫ Boy is breaking underneath
the weight of strain
461
00:22:42,450 --> 00:22:45,176
♫ World's away from anyone
462
00:22:45,176 --> 00:22:48,645
♫ They were burning
themselves out in the sun
463
00:22:48,645 --> 00:22:51,480
♫ World's away from anyone
464
00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:54,779
♫ They were burning
themselves out in the sun
465
00:22:54,779 --> 00:22:58,946
♫ There was just enough
to get them far away
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