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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:47,458 --> 00:00:48,958 What a doll! 2 00:00:56,958 --> 00:01:00,083 Lady, what are you doing? It's a one way street... 3 00:01:00,167 --> 00:01:02,042 You can't go that way. 4 00:01:02,125 --> 00:01:06,000 I'm new to Bellignano...if you... Hey? Why don't you reply? 5 00:01:19,708 --> 00:01:23,000 - Good morning, Doctor. - Good morning, Lo Presti. 6 00:01:32,042 --> 00:01:35,750 Hey, look who's once again. Let me give you my business card... 7 00:01:38,625 --> 00:01:41,833 - Engineer Raffaele Ghislenghi. - It's a pleasure. 8 00:01:41,917 --> 00:01:47,042 - Listen, I'm new to this little town. Do you know where the court house is? - Did you say the court house? 9 00:01:47,125 --> 00:01:51,458 A small matter, nothing important. I'm a close friend of the minister... 10 00:01:51,542 --> 00:01:54,625 ...but I don't want to disturb him over something so trivial. 11 00:01:54,708 --> 00:01:57,083 You know how things work in Italy... 12 00:01:57,125 --> 00:01:59,500 ...by a hundred notes I could just buy that dumb magistrate... 13 00:01:59,542 --> 00:02:03,333 -...and in five minutes I'd be out, on my way back to Lugano. - Well done, well done. 14 00:02:03,417 --> 00:02:07,625 Listen, lady, why are you so cold with me? 15 00:02:07,708 --> 00:02:11,083 We might stay in touch for this evening. 16 00:02:12,708 --> 00:02:15,458 What the fuck! She has just got in touch with me right away! 17 00:02:16,583 --> 00:02:18,958 - Engineer Ghislenghi! - Who are you? 18 00:02:18,958 --> 00:02:20,625 One moment. 19 00:02:27,792 --> 00:02:29,500 Greetings. 20 00:02:29,583 --> 00:02:33,083 Perfectly on time. Well done! Talk about Switzerland... 21 00:02:33,167 --> 00:02:35,167 I'm Bortolon. 22 00:02:35,250 --> 00:02:38,667 The lawyer Bortolon from the bar of Bellignano, it's a pleasure. 23 00:02:38,750 --> 00:02:42,333 We must go to the court house. Have you forgotten? 24 00:02:42,417 --> 00:02:45,917 The hearing is set at 9 o'clock. It's nothing, don't worry... 25 00:02:45,958 --> 00:02:49,083 It's one of those cases where we've won before we even start. 26 00:02:49,167 --> 00:02:51,583 It should only take a few minutes, there's no dispute against you... 27 00:02:51,625 --> 00:02:55,917 - I've studied this case thoroughly. - That's what worries me. 28 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:59,250 Come, I'll clear a path, come. 29 00:03:00,500 --> 00:03:02,125 Hi. 30 00:03:04,833 --> 00:03:07,375 This is your seat. 31 00:03:15,417 --> 00:03:18,708 - Who's he? - That's the lawyer Lo Presti. 32 00:03:18,792 --> 00:03:22,833 A locum for the public prosecutor. He'll just make you die laughing. 33 00:03:22,917 --> 00:03:26,542 - He's from Trinacria. - Strange, I thought he was Sicilian... 34 00:03:26,542 --> 00:03:27,708 Is he tough? 35 00:03:27,792 --> 00:03:30,833 Tough him? He's softy. An erotic maniac. 36 00:03:30,917 --> 00:03:34,917 Both he and the chancellor the more are softy the more they comprime themselves being closer to the magistrate. 37 00:03:34,958 --> 00:03:37,458 - Don't worry. - Who's worried? 38 00:03:37,500 --> 00:03:39,500 - You don't know me, dear Burtacchion. - Bortolon. 39 00:03:39,583 --> 00:03:42,500 A judge who can screw me over has still to be born. 40 00:03:42,583 --> 00:03:44,708 Court is in session. 41 00:04:05,125 --> 00:04:07,667 - Who's she? - The lady magistrate. 42 00:04:07,750 --> 00:04:10,500 She works as a compressor for the two neurotic guys. 43 00:04:10,583 --> 00:04:14,167 - As I told you, the whole thing's a farce. - A farce? It's a tragedy. 44 00:04:14,208 --> 00:04:18,708 I'm asking the lawyer Lo Presti for providing the public prosecutor's functions. Lawyer Lo Presti? 45 00:04:18,792 --> 00:04:21,375 - He...here! - Chancellor, write it down. 46 00:04:21,458 --> 00:04:24,250 Yes, Doctor. Right away. 47 00:04:24,333 --> 00:04:26,792 Sit down, come on. 48 00:04:26,875 --> 00:04:30,750 Here're the criminal proceedings versus Esposito Raffaele... 49 00:04:30,833 --> 00:04:35,292 ...also known as count Ghislanzoni Doria Raffaele... 50 00:04:35,375 --> 00:04:39,333 ...also known as professor Viscardi Raffaele... 51 00:04:39,417 --> 00:04:43,000 ...also known as engineer Ghislenghi Raffaele... 52 00:04:43,083 --> 00:04:45,625 ...and from now on also know as the fucked Raffaele... 53 00:04:45,708 --> 00:04:47,417 Lawyer, how many years are for a sentence for fraud? 54 00:04:47,458 --> 00:04:52,000 - From 1 to 6 years, but, don't worry, in your case... -...they will be 12! - Of course not! 55 00:04:52,083 --> 00:04:56,458 - Is the defendant in this courtroom? - Unfortunately...here. 56 00:04:56,542 --> 00:04:58,708 Come forward. 57 00:05:03,708 --> 00:05:05,458 Who is defending you? 58 00:05:05,542 --> 00:05:08,583 That's me, the lawyer Bortolon, mrs magistrate. 59 00:05:08,667 --> 00:05:10,458 The usual. 60 00:05:10,542 --> 00:05:11,875 Fine. 61 00:05:11,958 --> 00:05:15,125 You know the charge. 62 00:05:15,208 --> 00:05:20,417 Articles 640, 515 and 516 of the penal code... 63 00:05:20,500 --> 00:05:22,583 ...on the basis of a report by Spegiorin Oreste... 64 00:05:22,667 --> 00:05:26,167 ...as the owner of the restaurant "The gourmet's tavern"... 65 00:05:26,250 --> 00:05:29,000 ...you've been charged with selling a lot of one thousand... 66 00:05:29,042 --> 00:05:31,750 ...cans for food for dogs... 67 00:05:31,792 --> 00:05:34,708 ...passing them off as top notch goulash. 68 00:05:34,750 --> 00:05:38,792 - What must you say in your defence? - I'm not guilty, I swear! 69 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:42,542 Illustrious mrs magistrate... 70 00:05:42,625 --> 00:05:47,792 ...there's only a way to dismantle this unequal accusation... 71 00:05:47,875 --> 00:05:51,250 ...which my client, a principled and honest citizen,... 72 00:05:51,333 --> 00:05:55,125 -...has been charged. - A victim of a world bastard like a dog. 73 00:05:55,167 --> 00:05:57,583 - A dog! - A dog? - A hard-working man... 74 00:05:57,625 --> 00:06:03,208 ...of a high degree and of a steady reputation in the business' world! 75 00:06:03,292 --> 00:06:07,792 Who, according to what proceedings report, has been already sentenced many times. 76 00:06:07,833 --> 00:06:13,292 - Article 669: unauthorized practice of hawker as a profession. Article 517:... - Don't worry about that... 77 00:06:13,375 --> 00:06:17,125 -...sale of false industrial products... - Don't worry about that too... 78 00:06:17,208 --> 00:06:20,292 673: removal of signs or shelters... 79 00:06:20,375 --> 00:06:23,750 707: unauthorized possession of altered keys. 80 00:06:23,833 --> 00:06:27,875 567: substitution of newborn babies. 81 00:06:27,958 --> 00:06:35,292 498: usurpation of military command. 574: subtraction of persons of unsound mind. 82 00:06:35,375 --> 00:06:38,125 Illustrious mrs magistrate... 83 00:06:38,208 --> 00:06:45,000 ...but these are small guilts, youth excesses! 84 00:06:45,083 --> 00:06:47,917 I'm wondering who didn't make them! Who? 85 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:55,333 We are not here to judge these small guilts, but... 86 00:06:55,417 --> 00:07:03,000 ...a charge which my client rejects vigorously. May I have one of them please? 87 00:07:03,083 --> 00:07:08,333 Mrs magistrate, but which food for dogs!!! 88 00:07:09,458 --> 00:07:12,500 I do say, so I'm showing you,... 89 00:07:12,583 --> 00:07:16,792 ...mrs magistrate, that that lot sold to Spegiorin... 90 00:07:16,875 --> 00:07:20,292 -...was an exquisite dish! - Be quiet Burtacchion! - Bortolon! 91 00:07:20,375 --> 00:07:24,208 - A very good goulash, mrs magistrate! - Burtacchion! - Bortolon! 92 00:07:24,292 --> 00:07:27,917 A very good goulash, I said, made by an extraordinary,... 93 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:32,125 ...exquisite and amazing top notch meat,... 94 00:07:32,208 --> 00:07:34,542 ...meat, mrs magistrate, which I'm tasting right now! 95 00:07:36,417 --> 00:07:40,292 Chancellor, be quick, get rid of those cans. They might explode. 96 00:07:42,208 --> 00:07:45,875 What a scent, mrs magistrate. It's exquisite... 97 00:07:45,958 --> 00:07:48,667 Now, I will try some. 98 00:08:05,917 --> 00:08:14,708 Let's go to the bar. Go away, go away! 99 00:08:16,250 --> 00:08:20,625 - How do you feel, lawyer? - How do you think I feel? 100 00:08:20,708 --> 00:08:24,458 I'm feeling distraught. I'm not used to it. 101 00:08:24,542 --> 00:08:27,792 It's feeling like my intestine has turned inside out... 102 00:08:27,875 --> 00:08:31,458 Engineer, with all due respect, it's like I've got shit in my mouth. 103 00:08:32,625 --> 00:08:34,958 - Two coffees. - Good, good. 104 00:08:38,208 --> 00:08:41,250 The only thing I could do... 105 00:08:41,292 --> 00:08:44,292 ...was to request a laboratory analysis. 106 00:08:44,375 --> 00:08:47,208 Sometimes, you know, you may buy time thanks to an additional inquest. 107 00:08:47,292 --> 00:08:50,625 So, between the lab analysis and the delayed proceedings I'll get a life sentence. 108 00:08:50,833 --> 00:08:52,292 Forget the life sentence, don't speak this way... 109 00:08:57,167 --> 00:09:00,750 You as well, tough, of all the hot chicks in Bellignano... 110 00:09:00,833 --> 00:09:04,500 ...you had to go up against the lady magistrate. 111 00:09:04,583 --> 00:09:09,833 She's not a woman, she's a cop. Everyone's scared of her... 112 00:09:09,917 --> 00:09:12,292 There was a certain amount of freedom earlier. 113 00:09:12,375 --> 00:09:16,917 Lawyer, damn! Do you want me to wrap some up so you can take it home? 114 00:09:20,208 --> 00:09:22,500 Since the lady magistrate arrived on the scene... 115 00:09:22,583 --> 00:09:26,250 -...it has become a town of puritans. - I understand you, lawyer. 116 00:09:26,250 --> 00:09:28,042 No, you can't understand it... 117 00:09:28,083 --> 00:09:31,917 This is a prosperous town, thanks to some small factories, farmings... 118 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:34,958 But she's quite something new... she's terrible. 119 00:09:35,042 --> 00:09:39,917 They're bigots: when a spicy film plays in the cinema they all go crazy. 120 00:09:40,042 --> 00:09:43,292 - That lady magistrate eats up all their bread. - I understand you, lawyer. 121 00:09:43,292 --> 00:09:45,500 You can't understand it. 122 00:09:45,792 --> 00:09:50,167 They're all madly in love with the lady magistrate. 123 00:09:50,250 --> 00:09:53,250 First of all, because she's beautiful... 124 00:09:53,333 --> 00:09:57,042 ...and secondly, because she's a woman as a magistrate. 125 00:09:57,125 --> 00:09:59,542 So they think they're advanced, evolved... 126 00:09:59,625 --> 00:10:01,333 -...feminists. - I understand you, lawyer. 127 00:10:01,333 --> 00:10:03,958 - You can't understand it. - So why are you telling me? 128 00:10:04,083 --> 00:10:07,708 This way. She's giving a rough time. What a desperation she's! 129 00:10:07,792 --> 00:10:10,458 And that great bigot, Lo Presti,... 130 00:10:11,167 --> 00:10:13,500 ...is her black soul. 131 00:10:13,583 --> 00:10:17,833 Those two seize all the spicy comics, and when porn films are screened... 132 00:10:17,917 --> 00:10:22,208 ...they go insane, just like when they used to burn witches. 133 00:10:22,458 --> 00:10:25,292 Where are you going? 134 00:10:25,375 --> 00:10:29,375 Were you going to pay? No, not on your life! You're my guest... 135 00:10:29,458 --> 00:10:33,500 - Lawyer, it was only a coffee and some snacks. - Okay for the coffee but the snacks were six. 136 00:10:33,583 --> 00:10:38,625 - I won't allow you, I changed my mind, you're my guest. - Please, don't be ridiculous... 137 00:10:38,667 --> 00:10:40,708 - I said I'm paying and that's it. - But... 138 00:10:41,083 --> 00:10:44,333 Two coffees and six snacks. 139 00:10:57,833 --> 00:11:00,375 Engineer, engineer, what about the rest? 140 00:11:00,458 --> 00:11:03,417 The rest...well, you can tell me the rest the next time, lawyer. 141 00:11:22,500 --> 00:11:28,625 - At this point you, what do you do to the common sense of decency? - Huh? - What do you do to the common sense of decency? 142 00:11:28,708 --> 00:11:31,292 - What do you mean? - By now you're saying goodbye to it! 143 00:11:31,375 --> 00:11:33,875 Good thing that we have the 2nd paragraph of article 508... 144 00:11:33,958 --> 00:11:37,542 ...where obscene language...- 28... - 28 you're right, obscenity, vulgarities... 145 00:11:37,625 --> 00:11:40,292 ...in every aspect, even into the movies! 146 00:11:40,375 --> 00:11:44,167 We must believe, we must obey, and also fight! 147 00:11:44,250 --> 00:11:48,542 Lawyer, I agree with you completely... 148 00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:51,500 -...but this screening worries me a lot. - Why? 149 00:11:51,583 --> 00:11:55,000 - We're in a delicate situation now. - Really? 150 00:11:55,042 --> 00:11:57,208 I'm not sure if I've explained myself, but... 151 00:11:57,292 --> 00:12:03,167 ...th-th-that lady is a woman, she's naive... 152 00:12:03,250 --> 00:12:07,083 - What does she know about dicks? With all due respect...- Sure, with all the due respect... 153 00:12:07,167 --> 00:12:11,417 - So, how can she judge? - What's that got to do with it? 154 00:12:11,417 --> 00:12:14,375 It's her profession. She studied at university. What the fuck! 155 00:12:14,458 --> 00:12:16,208 Here she comes. 156 00:12:16,417 --> 00:12:18,833 She's so beautiful. 157 00:12:20,125 --> 00:12:22,333 Sit down, please. 158 00:12:23,583 --> 00:12:26,750 - We can start immediately. - Yes, Doctor. 159 00:12:26,792 --> 00:12:28,917 We'll write everything down, chancellor. 160 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:31,750 - May I? - Who is it? The usual ball breakers. 161 00:12:33,667 --> 00:12:36,292 - Mr Pavarin. - Has it started? 162 00:12:36,333 --> 00:12:39,833 - Not yet, the lady magistrate has just arrived right now. - Take this. 163 00:12:41,708 --> 00:12:43,250 - Come in. - Tony... 164 00:12:43,333 --> 00:12:48,000 - I took the liberty of bringing the apothecary with me. - But... - He's outside the door. - Never mind... 165 00:12:48,083 --> 00:12:49,583 Come in. 166 00:12:49,667 --> 00:12:54,958 - I brought some friends along. - No...no other friends. 167 00:12:55,667 --> 00:12:59,958 Come in...Bepi, Gaston, Pasquale. 168 00:13:03,792 --> 00:13:06,542 Oh, my dear Bepi... Have your money ready, come on! 169 00:13:17,167 --> 00:13:20,083 Great. Where are you going? Fork up! 170 00:13:21,750 --> 00:13:25,667 Anyone else? No, that's enough. 171 00:13:28,542 --> 00:13:33,000 I never earned so much, not even during the days of "Gone with the wind". 172 00:13:33,083 --> 00:13:36,167 Let me through. I need to do that, that's my place there, are you crazy? 173 00:14:18,208 --> 00:14:21,208 - One moment. - One moment, once again... 174 00:14:24,125 --> 00:14:27,042 Chancellor, put this down in my verbal. 175 00:14:27,125 --> 00:14:30,125 - Excuse me, can we stop the screening? - Yes. 176 00:14:30,125 --> 00:14:31,583 Thank you. 177 00:14:31,833 --> 00:14:34,208 Tony. Stop it. 178 00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:39,833 Upon a report by Lo Presti Francesco,... 179 00:14:39,917 --> 00:14:49,042 ...legal proceedings are started, according to articles 528, 529... 180 00:14:49,125 --> 00:14:53,542 They are started because later here... 181 00:14:56,667 --> 00:14:58,458 Let's continue. 182 00:14:58,542 --> 00:15:01,875 - Tony, play the movie. - Go ahead. 183 00:15:01,958 --> 00:15:04,208 ...and back... 184 00:15:22,333 --> 00:15:27,708 Performance of acts of selferoticism... 185 00:15:29,250 --> 00:15:32,542 - Huh? - Handjob, wank, jerking off, masturbation! 186 00:15:32,625 --> 00:15:35,208 Many people practice it without even knowing the name... 187 00:15:35,250 --> 00:15:38,833 There's a lot of ignorance around. It's crazy. 188 00:15:46,125 --> 00:15:48,625 The scene, the scene. 189 00:15:49,833 --> 00:15:55,125 Silence, please. Do you want me to go to jail? You're clandestine inside here. Quiet! 190 00:15:56,417 --> 00:15:59,167 Someone starts to give permissions like in the nest of a cuckoo... [play on the words: cuculo=cuckoo and culo=back] 191 00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:01,250 ...and here's finally where we're gone. 192 00:16:04,375 --> 00:16:05,208 Sodomy. 193 00:16:05,292 --> 00:16:08,417 - What? - Sodomy. 194 00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:12,375 Sodomy, sodomy, though it's little, it uses to slip on your ass like a bottle. 195 00:16:12,458 --> 00:16:15,583 So they say...I'm sorry. 196 00:16:18,708 --> 00:16:18,792 Stop. 197 00:16:18,875 --> 00:16:21,792 I said stop. 198 00:16:21,875 --> 00:16:26,583 - Rewind it. - Rewind it, Tony. 199 00:16:26,667 --> 00:16:30,917 - I said rewind it. - Lawyer, it's me who can give orders around here. 200 00:16:30,958 --> 00:16:33,542 Sit down immediately. 201 00:16:37,625 --> 00:16:41,000 What is that "sodomy"? 202 00:16:41,625 --> 00:16:44,792 - She took it in her ass. - We spent well our money. 203 00:16:49,250 --> 00:16:51,667 Write, chancellor... 204 00:16:51,750 --> 00:16:55,500 Fellatio in ore...[in legal language from ancient Latin=blowjob] 205 00:16:55,583 --> 00:16:58,083 ...ore...[from ancient Latin=mouth, also "ore" is the Italian for "hours"] 206 00:16:58,167 --> 00:17:00,875 It's a quarter to four, your Excellency. 207 00:17:01,792 --> 00:17:06,708 Yes, yes, I know that. I don't understand this "fellatio". 208 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:11,458 - Ah! Blow-job. - Perfect. 209 00:17:24,667 --> 00:17:26,500 Thank you. 210 00:17:32,875 --> 00:17:35,542 - Greetings, reverend. - Greetings, commander. 211 00:17:41,875 --> 00:17:44,083 - Please, Doctor. - Thanks. 212 00:17:44,583 --> 00:17:45,792 Please, father. 213 00:17:46,250 --> 00:17:49,792 Let's drink to the launch of our "Altero's domestic chicken of the castle" 214 00:17:49,875 --> 00:17:53,167 - To the Altero's chicken. - Cheers. 215 00:17:53,250 --> 00:17:57,292 It was a great idea, Bellignano deserves some recognition. 216 00:17:57,333 --> 00:18:01,083 Thank you so much, mrs Doctor Orlando, you've always been kind to me, however... 217 00:18:01,125 --> 00:18:03,583 ...it was really my father-in-law's idea. 218 00:18:03,667 --> 00:18:06,958 As a commercial, the idea of the "Altero's domestic chicken of the castle"... 219 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:09,833 ...is by my son-in-law. - Not to sound boastful! - Anyway chickens are bred... 220 00:18:09,917 --> 00:18:13,667 ...intensively into a modern and aseptic environment... 221 00:18:15,083 --> 00:18:18,083 Mrs Doctor, Doctor Orlando. 222 00:18:21,292 --> 00:18:23,917 Excuse me but it's urgent. 223 00:18:24,792 --> 00:18:27,667 Please, excuse me. Thank you. 224 00:18:30,042 --> 00:18:35,417 I'm sorry to disturb but this urgent telegram has arrived for you. 225 00:18:48,833 --> 00:18:52,583 - Is it bad news, mrs magistrate? - No, no, nothing important. 226 00:18:52,667 --> 00:18:56,333 - Can I make a call? - Yes, through there. 227 00:18:59,125 --> 00:19:02,917 The telephone is in the study with the tapestries. 228 00:19:23,625 --> 00:19:27,917 Hello? I'd like to speak to mrs Rosa Orlando please. 229 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,583 Yes, I'm waiting. 230 00:19:46,792 --> 00:19:48,958 - Mrs Orlando? - Yes. 231 00:19:48,958 --> 00:19:52,083 - There's a call for you. - Thank you. 232 00:20:18,458 --> 00:20:21,792 Hello? Viola. It's you, sweetie. 233 00:20:21,875 --> 00:20:25,542 - He left me. - Who was he this time? 234 00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:28,542 What do you mean, who? The drummer of the Blue Boys band. 235 00:20:28,833 --> 00:20:31,833 I met him a month ago in Cesenatico. 236 00:20:31,917 --> 00:20:37,542 - What do you want me to do? - What? I'm desperate... 237 00:20:38,333 --> 00:20:43,583 I loved him so much. He was so handsome, so manly. 238 00:20:43,667 --> 00:20:48,333 - Just like all the others. - No...more, much more. 239 00:20:48,417 --> 00:20:50,667 At least twice as manly. 240 00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:57,292 Viola, I'm desperate. I'm ready to do something stupid really. 241 00:20:57,375 --> 00:21:03,458 He left me alone and in trouble...and I've still got to pay the hotel bill. 242 00:21:03,542 --> 00:21:06,000 It's not possible. You'll never change. 243 00:21:06,083 --> 00:21:10,333 I get it, you'll kill yourself. Okay, I'll be there as soon as possible. 244 00:21:11,042 --> 00:21:13,500 Are you crazy? With all those people next door. 245 00:21:13,542 --> 00:21:16,167 There's no one here. They all left. 246 00:21:16,458 --> 00:21:21,083 - And your father-in-law? - He took them to say goodbye to his chickens. 247 00:21:21,167 --> 00:21:23,708 His, yours and your wife's ones. 248 00:21:23,792 --> 00:21:25,958 This way you won't talk about the divorce, true? 249 00:21:26,042 --> 00:21:31,000 You're not jealous of the chickens now? It's my job, what can I do? 250 00:21:31,083 --> 00:21:34,208 I've got 120 families to maintain. Every week they come... 251 00:21:34,250 --> 00:21:39,542 ...with their hands out to ask for money. My father-in-law has to pay them. You can try to understand, my darling. 252 00:21:39,625 --> 00:21:45,625 - Viola, my dear...you drive me crazy, I love you. - I can't, I have to go, let me go. 253 00:21:45,708 --> 00:21:47,875 - I'm already late. - Where are you going Viola? 254 00:21:47,958 --> 00:21:49,958 I have an appointment. I have to see my... 255 00:21:50,042 --> 00:21:52,208 I have to see someone. 256 00:21:52,292 --> 00:21:54,708 Viola...Viola. 257 00:21:54,792 --> 00:21:58,125 You're not telling me the truth, you're leading a double life. 258 00:21:59,042 --> 00:22:04,917 I'm really desperate. 300 in my account and 300 in his. 259 00:22:06,542 --> 00:22:09,917 That's the sound of a Jaguar's engine... 260 00:22:15,083 --> 00:22:22,625 I guessed it: a red Jaguar with a charming millionairess on board. 261 00:22:22,708 --> 00:22:24,458 Hey. 262 00:22:24,542 --> 00:22:27,750 - Great, boy, will you park my car? - Yes, sir. 263 00:22:27,833 --> 00:22:29,875 - Will you check my tires? - Yes, sir. 264 00:22:29,875 --> 00:22:31,583 - Will you clean the windows? - Yes, sir. 265 00:22:31,583 --> 00:22:33,625 - Great, do you smoke? - Yes, sir. 266 00:22:33,708 --> 00:22:36,875 So give me a cigarette because I've finished them. 267 00:22:42,833 --> 00:22:45,458 Damn! He's playing even the discontent guy! 268 00:22:56,125 --> 00:22:57,750 Nice. 269 00:22:58,125 --> 00:23:00,083 What a pair... 270 00:23:00,125 --> 00:23:02,083 ...of margheritas. 271 00:23:06,250 --> 00:23:15,458 I'd like to leaf through her. She loves me, she doesn't love me... she loves me, she doesn't love me... 272 00:23:20,792 --> 00:23:24,292 The lady magistrate! 273 00:23:24,375 --> 00:23:27,083 Forgive me, I didn't really think you loved me... 274 00:23:27,167 --> 00:23:30,792 ...I mean you didn't love me... I'm sorry, I'm confused. 275 00:23:30,875 --> 00:23:34,458 - I bet you come from Bellignano, true? - What? 276 00:23:34,542 --> 00:23:37,708 Don't you remember me? The tinned meat? 277 00:23:37,792 --> 00:23:40,542 - Meat? - The tinned meat, don't you remember? 278 00:23:40,625 --> 00:23:45,958 Sure, it's not easy to meet gentlemen like you nowadays. 279 00:23:46,042 --> 00:23:47,917 But how? 280 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:51,000 Thus you mean to say... this morning... 281 00:23:51,083 --> 00:23:56,500 After everything, you realise it was just an innocent prank. 282 00:23:56,583 --> 00:24:01,167 - Perhaps I exaggerated a bit. - Did you exaggerate? Why? 283 00:24:01,250 --> 00:24:03,250 Right...why? 284 00:24:04,250 --> 00:24:08,083 - You're a really nice guy. - Well, I understand... 285 00:24:08,167 --> 00:24:12,375 Public life is public life. Private life, on the other hand... 286 00:24:12,458 --> 00:24:16,542 Yes, that's quite right. Listen... 287 00:24:17,792 --> 00:24:22,167 - Why don't you invite me to dinner this evening? - If I invite you to dinner, you might... 288 00:24:22,250 --> 00:24:25,500 ...accuse me of trying to corrupt an official. 289 00:24:25,583 --> 00:24:29,333 Men have been trying to corrupt me since I was 16 years old. 290 00:24:29,417 --> 00:24:32,708 Do they ever succeed? 291 00:24:32,708 --> 00:24:34,250 Almost everyone. 292 00:24:34,250 --> 00:24:36,917 Hello, Broccolon? Take care of studying well the article 319! 293 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:40,125 - What has article 319 got to do with it? - It's crucial... 294 00:24:40,208 --> 00:24:43,250 ...because I'm about to sleep with your lady magistrate. 295 00:24:43,333 --> 00:24:46,667 - How is that possible? - I've got her eating out of my hand. 296 00:24:46,750 --> 00:24:49,417 It was an incredible coincidence, I won't let her get away. 297 00:24:49,500 --> 00:24:54,458 I'm going to grab a piece of justice. I'm going to sodomise the law. 298 00:24:54,542 --> 00:24:57,000 - What did you say, dear? - I'm calling Lecce. 299 00:24:57,083 --> 00:24:59,792 Hello? Hello? 300 00:24:59,875 --> 00:25:04,833 Hello? Who is it? It's you Berficon? 301 00:25:04,917 --> 00:25:09,500 - I'd better say goodbye because... - I remind you, Ghislenghi... 302 00:25:09,583 --> 00:25:14,000 Your fate is in your hands. Your hands can help you to avoid handcuffs. 303 00:25:14,083 --> 00:25:16,458 Understood? Be firm. 304 00:25:16,542 --> 00:25:19,292 I couldn't be firmer. 305 00:25:25,583 --> 00:25:27,625 Yes. 306 00:25:28,125 --> 00:25:30,167 I recognize it. 307 00:25:30,250 --> 00:25:34,083 This tune by Beethoven always excites me. 308 00:25:34,167 --> 00:25:37,125 Which one is it? The fifth one? 309 00:25:37,417 --> 00:25:41,125 How do I know? I couldn't keep score. 310 00:25:41,208 --> 00:25:46,208 - Come dear, we can do it together again. - It's easier said than done! 311 00:25:46,292 --> 00:25:48,708 ...but I'm shattered. 312 00:25:48,875 --> 00:25:52,333 Why don't you come, dear? 313 00:25:52,417 --> 00:25:54,583 How do you feel? 314 00:25:54,667 --> 00:25:57,208 What can I say? 315 00:25:57,292 --> 00:26:00,958 If I ever meet a girl who likes it limp... 316 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:02,792 ...I'll destroy her. 317 00:26:03,583 --> 00:26:08,042 - Who is it? - The porter. - Come in. 318 00:26:23,333 --> 00:26:28,417 I thought there were two of them. 319 00:26:33,583 --> 00:26:35,042 - Good evening. - Good evening. 320 00:26:35,125 --> 00:26:38,042 - The bill for mrs Orlando and myself. - Very well, sir. 321 00:26:38,125 --> 00:26:41,042 I'm leaving my suitcase. Don't take your eyes off it. 322 00:26:41,125 --> 00:26:44,333 - I'm going to fill up and I'll be right back. - Please do. 323 00:26:44,583 --> 00:26:47,542 - Add 50 thousand lire for yourself. - Thank you. 324 00:26:56,083 --> 00:27:03,500 God damn it. I'll destroy them, I'll kill them... 325 00:27:03,583 --> 00:27:05,792 Tell me, can we go on this way? 326 00:27:05,875 --> 00:27:08,542 - What if we start shooting some of them? - Who? 327 00:27:08,625 --> 00:27:11,958 What do you mean, who? Thieves, delinquents... 328 00:27:12,042 --> 00:27:15,458 It's the second time I've been robbed in a month, got that? 329 00:27:15,542 --> 00:27:19,083 I put 5000 francs in my wallet. 330 00:27:19,292 --> 00:27:22,625 - How much is it? - 37.500 lire. 331 00:27:25,417 --> 00:27:28,667 Look, there you go. 332 00:27:29,958 --> 00:27:34,250 As you can see, it's a real gem. 333 00:27:34,333 --> 00:27:38,542 It's worth at least two millions. Don't lose it. 334 00:27:38,625 --> 00:27:43,792 I'll come back for it tomorrow. I trust you. 335 00:28:19,708 --> 00:28:22,250 - Where did you get it? - Into my ass. 336 00:28:31,167 --> 00:28:32,875 - My love... - Honey? 337 00:28:32,958 --> 00:28:37,292 - I have a confession to make. - Okay, we'll stop at the first church. 338 00:28:37,375 --> 00:28:40,750 - I knew you weren't the lady magistrate from Bellignano. - What will you do now? 339 00:28:40,833 --> 00:28:43,792 - Do you kill me? - I'll make you rich. 340 00:29:19,167 --> 00:29:23,875 The bill for room 54. Make sure they pay up. 341 00:29:23,958 --> 00:29:26,708 - Good evening. - Good evening. 342 00:29:27,167 --> 00:29:29,750 - Your bill. - What bill? 343 00:29:30,042 --> 00:29:32,625 The bill. 344 00:29:36,792 --> 00:29:41,167 Lobster, champagne, caviar... 345 00:29:41,250 --> 00:29:46,125 - Not bad for a single person. - It's for two, there's the engineer too. 346 00:29:46,208 --> 00:29:47,750 Which engineer? 347 00:29:48,708 --> 00:29:51,500 - Your fiance. - Listen... 348 00:29:51,583 --> 00:29:55,417 You're mistaken, I'm not Rosa Orlando, I'm her sister Viola. 349 00:29:55,500 --> 00:29:58,500 - And I'm your grandfather. - Don't play the fool please. 350 00:29:58,583 --> 00:30:00,333 Thus let's stop joking around. 351 00:30:00,417 --> 00:30:04,167 I've been doing this job for forty years, I've seen and known every trick... 352 00:30:04,250 --> 00:30:08,333 If you think I'm going to return your suitcase, you're very much mistaken. 353 00:30:08,417 --> 00:30:13,708 - Why? Is there a suitcase? - Yes, there's a suitcase too, didn't you know? 354 00:30:24,958 --> 00:30:26,500 The lady's suitcase. 355 00:30:28,417 --> 00:30:30,292 Do you see what brakes, commander? 356 00:30:30,375 --> 00:30:34,542 Dear engineer Ghislenghi, allow me to introduce the commander Colombo. 357 00:30:34,625 --> 00:30:36,667 A pleasure. 358 00:30:40,333 --> 00:30:45,458 Mrs Ghislenghi. How are you, my dear? 359 00:30:49,083 --> 00:30:50,458 Who's she? 360 00:30:50,542 --> 00:30:54,500 As you can see, everything's ready: our motto is "efficiency and speed". 361 00:30:54,583 --> 00:30:57,417 - I was saying... - It's a real jewel. 362 00:30:57,500 --> 00:31:02,250 7000 km, air-conditioned, anti-theft windows... 363 00:31:02,333 --> 00:31:07,667 ...automatic gears, rear braking system, cassette player... 364 00:31:07,750 --> 00:31:11,333 ...auto-steering, auto-braking, auto-playing... 365 00:31:11,375 --> 00:31:13,042 Do you need anything else? 366 00:31:13,917 --> 00:31:18,000 This is really music to my ears, two millions in advance. 367 00:31:18,083 --> 00:31:22,292 Bloody southerner, another 10 minutes and you'd have blown everything. 368 00:31:22,375 --> 00:31:25,667 - Do you want to ruin me? - Excuse me, but this Jaguar... 369 00:31:25,750 --> 00:31:28,917 ...didn't we already sell it to Trabucchi? He's coming to collect it on Friday. 370 00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:32,083 It's only Monday today, and tomorrow we've got that cheque from the notary. 371 00:31:32,167 --> 00:31:36,083 But you don't care about that! What a great partner! Just look at you. 372 00:31:36,167 --> 00:31:41,208 You're always messing around and playing. You look like a kid with a face like an ass... 373 00:31:41,292 --> 00:31:43,542 And you look like an ass with a face like a kid! 374 00:31:43,625 --> 00:31:47,458 Anyway, my dear partner, let me take care of business. 375 00:31:49,458 --> 00:31:52,083 Is that what you mean by business? 376 00:31:52,125 --> 00:31:54,250 You're always going around with bitches. 377 00:31:54,333 --> 00:31:57,792 - Stop! She might look like a bitch. - But she's a saint, right? 378 00:31:57,875 --> 00:32:02,625 Right, she's a saint. Our patron saint... 379 00:32:02,708 --> 00:32:08,125 Pa-patron... In short, she's going to work miracles. 380 00:32:38,667 --> 00:32:43,167 If the information is correct, they should be around here. Bend over... 381 00:32:52,417 --> 00:32:56,458 There's her...that asshole of the lady magitrate. 382 00:32:56,500 --> 00:32:58,708 They're taking samples. 383 00:32:58,792 --> 00:33:02,708 You should see this, lawyer. You're going to have to fix this. 384 00:33:02,792 --> 00:33:06,708 You have to show them my factory isn't polluting anything... 385 00:33:06,750 --> 00:33:09,333 - I don't need a purifier. - It's easier said than done! 386 00:33:09,375 --> 00:33:11,750 But where's your nose? Can't you smell it? 387 00:33:11,833 --> 00:33:14,792 Ammonia, pure ammonia. 388 00:33:14,875 --> 00:33:17,417 If only all magistrates looked like her. 389 00:33:17,500 --> 00:33:21,208 Yeah, she's a real hot chick. 390 00:33:21,292 --> 00:33:24,750 Our dear lady magistrate from Bellignano... 391 00:33:24,833 --> 00:33:27,708 ...I'll give you a purifier, but on my terms. 392 00:33:27,792 --> 00:33:32,375 That's why I haven't sold any trout since Scotti built his factory. 393 00:33:32,458 --> 00:33:36,833 They say it doesn't taste of trout. Get a whiff of it, mrs magistrate... 394 00:33:36,917 --> 00:33:39,000 Try it for yourself. 395 00:33:39,083 --> 00:33:43,250 Chancellor, seal that, compile a report and have all of these samples analysed. 396 00:33:43,333 --> 00:33:47,708 - I want to know perfectly what it's. - What else could it be? 397 00:33:47,792 --> 00:33:48,833 This is piss. 398 00:33:48,917 --> 00:33:52,542 I don't give a shit about the law, my dear lawyer... 399 00:33:52,625 --> 00:33:55,833 Do you realise how much this fucking purifier is going to cost to me? 400 00:33:55,917 --> 00:33:59,125 A minimum of 200 million. I said minimum. 401 00:33:59,208 --> 00:34:01,250 No, no... 402 00:34:01,333 --> 00:34:05,958 Who the hell sent here that damned magistrate from Bellignano? 403 00:34:06,042 --> 00:34:07,625 Can't you pay her off? 404 00:34:07,708 --> 00:34:10,917 She has to cost less than 200 million. 405 00:34:12,167 --> 00:34:14,167 Is her thing maybe made of gold? 406 00:34:14,250 --> 00:34:18,458 No...just get a move on. Buy, buy! 407 00:34:18,542 --> 00:34:20,708 Incorruptable my ass... 408 00:34:20,792 --> 00:34:25,125 What are you talking about? Everyone has a price. 409 00:34:25,208 --> 00:34:28,208 Well said, commander, well said! 410 00:34:28,292 --> 00:34:30,458 You can go, thank you. 411 00:34:31,583 --> 00:34:35,417 May I introduce myself? Engineer Ghislenghi Doria. 412 00:34:35,500 --> 00:34:36,667 I'm taking a seat please. 413 00:34:36,750 --> 00:34:40,250 Excuse, just tell me immediately what you want. 414 00:34:41,167 --> 00:34:44,583 Do you recognize this woman standing next to me? 415 00:34:45,417 --> 00:34:48,375 This is that asshole of the lady magitrate from Bellignano. 416 00:34:48,458 --> 00:34:50,125 My wife. 417 00:34:51,208 --> 00:34:53,917 - Your lady? - Yeah? 418 00:34:55,083 --> 00:34:57,708 Forgive me... You know how it's? 419 00:34:59,125 --> 00:35:04,333 - Is she really your wife? - Gosh! She's the lady and the owner of my heart... 420 00:35:04,417 --> 00:35:10,083 A woman who's worth her weight in gold. 421 00:35:14,083 --> 00:35:16,042 And... 422 00:35:17,333 --> 00:35:19,958 ...how much does she weigh? 423 00:35:20,500 --> 00:35:25,125 - Around five millions now. - Five millions? 424 00:35:25,208 --> 00:35:27,750 Because she's on a diet. 425 00:35:27,833 --> 00:35:30,917 Let's keep her on this diet. 426 00:35:33,333 --> 00:35:37,333 - Here's your new handbag. - A handbag? Why? 427 00:35:37,417 --> 00:35:42,292 Because there's a little surprise inside. 428 00:35:42,375 --> 00:35:43,917 Yes? 429 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:47,750 - I hope you won't feel offended... - Who knows? 430 00:35:53,375 --> 00:35:56,208 - Five millions. - Yes, yes. 431 00:35:56,958 --> 00:35:59,792 When people're drunk don't they see double? 432 00:35:59,833 --> 00:36:05,500 - No, it's really five millions. - But I want to see double instead. 433 00:36:07,250 --> 00:36:09,708 I understand. 434 00:36:09,792 --> 00:36:15,792 - Let's make it ten. - That's the double. 435 00:36:15,875 --> 00:36:18,542 I must say... 436 00:36:18,583 --> 00:36:25,458 -...you're quite a top-level magistrate. - That's right. 437 00:36:25,625 --> 00:36:27,792 There you go. 438 00:36:31,125 --> 00:36:35,917 No, no...this one. 439 00:36:40,792 --> 00:36:44,083 I drank too much. 440 00:36:44,167 --> 00:36:50,542 - I can't even stand up. - No, no, why do you want to get up? 441 00:36:50,583 --> 00:36:53,667 I'll come to you. Make yourself comfortable. 442 00:36:53,750 --> 00:36:57,000 Let me get ready. I'll be right there. 443 00:36:57,292 --> 00:37:01,667 I'm coming, dear. Here comes Scotti. 444 00:37:03,125 --> 00:37:07,583 What are you doing, commander? Have you gone crazy? 445 00:37:07,667 --> 00:37:12,833 - Do you know who I am? - Yes, you're Scotti's hot chick, Scotti's hot chick, beautiful, beautiful! 446 00:37:15,042 --> 00:37:18,500 - What do we do about the purifier? - Whatever you want... 447 00:37:18,583 --> 00:37:22,083 Tell me when you want it? Where, and how? 448 00:37:22,125 --> 00:37:25,167 ...this purifier. 449 00:37:25,250 --> 00:37:29,625 I'm going to settle this matter once and for all. 450 00:37:29,708 --> 00:37:33,042 - You'd better leave this up to me, commander. - No, no... 451 00:37:33,125 --> 00:37:37,917 My dear famous lawyer, Scotti doesn't need help from anyone this time round. 452 00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:40,833 Come in. 453 00:37:43,208 --> 00:37:48,833 My respects, mrs Doctor, here's Mr Scotti, that one about the lake. 454 00:37:48,917 --> 00:37:51,500 With all due respect. 455 00:37:58,208 --> 00:38:01,542 - Take a seat. - Thank you. 456 00:38:05,542 --> 00:38:08,500 - Are you Angelo Scotti? - Yes, Angelo. 457 00:38:08,583 --> 00:38:11,125 Angelino, for my intimate friends. 458 00:38:13,208 --> 00:38:14,625 Fine. 459 00:38:14,708 --> 00:38:17,792 - You are aware of the situation? - Sure. 460 00:38:17,875 --> 00:38:20,708 Any attempt for a compromise... 461 00:38:20,792 --> 00:38:24,833 -...is totally out of the question. - Yes, right now... 462 00:38:24,917 --> 00:38:29,083 - We'll talk about it later, later. - Pardon? 463 00:38:29,167 --> 00:38:31,250 Later, later! 464 00:38:31,333 --> 00:38:35,417 - It may be impossible later. - What do you mean with impossible? 465 00:38:35,500 --> 00:38:37,917 I have to put myself in a position suitable... 466 00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:41,750 -...for the needs of both parties. - Sure! Thank you so much! 467 00:38:41,833 --> 00:38:44,292 "Both parties". 468 00:38:44,458 --> 00:38:50,333 - Pardon? -"Both parties". 469 00:38:53,292 --> 00:38:55,792 Very well, commander, I'll get to the point... 470 00:38:55,875 --> 00:38:59,917 ...the thing has grown since I put my hands on it... 471 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:05,333 - Good! That's how we should be talking. - There's no turning back. 472 00:39:05,417 --> 00:39:08,625 - We have to take it to the very end. - The very very very end. 473 00:39:08,708 --> 00:39:13,208 - Do you agree? - Sure, that's why I'm here. 474 00:39:17,042 --> 00:39:22,042 Well chancellor, please go and get the other concerned party. 475 00:39:22,125 --> 00:39:26,667 - This is great, I said, this is great! - Go on, chancellor, come on. 476 00:39:26,750 --> 00:39:28,708 - Yes, but... - Go. 477 00:39:28,708 --> 00:39:31,542 - Go. - My respects, mrs Doctor. 478 00:39:40,833 --> 00:39:43,000 Beautiful, beatiful! My hot chick! 479 00:39:43,083 --> 00:39:45,542 - Have you gone mad? - Not just me... 480 00:39:45,625 --> 00:39:48,125 I understand, you don't want others to know, but now we're alone... 481 00:39:48,208 --> 00:39:50,083 Beautiful! 482 00:39:50,167 --> 00:39:53,667 You hit me. Hit me, dear... 483 00:39:53,750 --> 00:39:56,958 I'm the lady magistrate from Bellignano. 484 00:39:57,042 --> 00:40:01,042 - My dearest magistrate... - Police! 485 00:40:01,125 --> 00:40:03,958 - Police, police! - My hot chick! - Help! 486 00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:07,708 Arrest this man! 487 00:40:07,750 --> 00:40:09,375 He's insane. 488 00:40:11,750 --> 00:40:15,083 Lady magistrate...magistrate, my ass... 489 00:40:15,500 --> 00:40:18,125 Gross indecency in front of a public official... 490 00:40:18,125 --> 00:40:20,792 Where was that public official last night? 491 00:40:21,083 --> 00:40:25,583 Ten millions for a hand job? This is a joke. 492 00:40:25,667 --> 00:40:30,833 Tell me this is all a joke. My hot chick! My hot chick! 493 00:42:19,167 --> 00:42:22,083 Try to forget everything, my love. 494 00:42:22,167 --> 00:42:25,458 Don't be so tense during these moments at least... 495 00:42:33,500 --> 00:42:37,958 Relax. Think about something else. 496 00:42:38,833 --> 00:42:41,958 We don't have much time, you know. 497 00:42:52,375 --> 00:42:54,708 Bloody thing. 498 00:42:59,333 --> 00:43:02,208 - I'm sorry, I've to go. - What's now? 499 00:43:02,250 --> 00:43:04,875 - Damned alarm! - It's for Scotti's case. 500 00:43:04,917 --> 00:43:09,125 - What about Scotti? - He's clearly out of his mind and I'm not scoring with you, come on. 501 00:43:09,208 --> 00:43:12,250 - It's better to leave things as they are. - What do you mean with "as they are"? 502 00:43:12,333 --> 00:43:15,875 You could have told me before. I'm here now. 503 00:43:16,125 --> 00:43:20,458 That incident with Scotti has upset me, I feel like I'm to blame. 504 00:43:20,542 --> 00:43:23,125 Why do you feel responsible? It wasn't your fault. 505 00:43:23,208 --> 00:43:24,750 But it was. 506 00:43:24,833 --> 00:43:26,792 I've given it a lot of thought. 507 00:43:26,875 --> 00:43:29,667 Scotti would never behave like that... 508 00:43:29,750 --> 00:43:33,042 -...unless he had been provoked. - What? Did you provoke him? 509 00:43:33,125 --> 00:43:39,292 Put yourself in his shoes: he goes to bed with a woman who's very loose,... 510 00:43:39,375 --> 00:43:41,417 ...very sensual. 511 00:43:41,500 --> 00:43:45,875 If she suddenly appeared in front of you, what would you do? 512 00:43:45,958 --> 00:43:48,542 But why? Did you sleep with Scotti? 513 00:43:48,625 --> 00:43:50,125 In a certain sense. 514 00:43:50,208 --> 00:43:54,333 - Are you crazy? Sleeping with Scotti? - Not me physically. 515 00:43:54,417 --> 00:43:56,292 - Rosa. - Rosa? 516 00:43:56,333 --> 00:43:58,792 From his point of view. 517 00:44:00,542 --> 00:44:02,833 Who the hell is that Rosa? 518 00:44:02,917 --> 00:44:07,125 I never told anyone in Bellignano, not even you... 519 00:44:07,208 --> 00:44:09,167 Rosa is my twin sister. 520 00:44:09,250 --> 00:44:11,792 We look identical, unfortunately... 521 00:44:11,875 --> 00:44:15,917 ...she's very skittish and uninhibited. 522 00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:18,917 She has no sense of responsibility,... 523 00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:22,292 ...her behaviour can be often quite embarrassing. 524 00:44:22,375 --> 00:44:28,542 I've tried to explain it all to her but she just doesn't get it. 525 00:44:34,333 --> 00:44:37,167 - Renato... - Yes, my love? 526 00:44:44,042 --> 00:44:47,208 You should go and talk to her. 527 00:44:47,333 --> 00:44:50,500 No, I'm not going. 528 00:44:50,583 --> 00:44:53,625 I'm sure you could find a way... 529 00:44:53,708 --> 00:44:56,708 ...to get her to understand the situation. 530 00:44:56,833 --> 00:44:58,875 No, absolutely not. 531 00:44:58,958 --> 00:45:00,958 It might seem easy to you... 532 00:45:01,042 --> 00:45:03,208 What would I'd say to her? 533 00:45:03,292 --> 00:45:07,167 "Listen, your sister Viola sent me round to give you a sermon". 534 00:45:07,917 --> 00:45:11,000 No, no. Not even if you cut off my balls. 535 00:45:27,542 --> 00:45:30,167 Good morning, Mr Count, my respects. Can I help? 536 00:45:30,333 --> 00:45:33,375 What are you doing here lawyer? 537 00:45:33,833 --> 00:45:38,833 Duties, insolvencies, unsold stock, deadlines... 538 00:45:38,917 --> 00:45:42,208 ...consultancies. I do what I have to. 539 00:45:44,083 --> 00:45:47,250 Come this way. 540 00:45:55,042 --> 00:45:59,417 Have you seen? This is a major development, it's all new here... 541 00:45:59,500 --> 00:46:02,833 - I'll show you the way. - I don't understand anything... 542 00:46:03,208 --> 00:46:06,667 You've come here in order to see mrs Rosa. 543 00:46:06,750 --> 00:46:08,958 I'll show you. 544 00:46:10,583 --> 00:46:13,375 Please, go in. 545 00:46:25,792 --> 00:46:28,083 This is Viola. 546 00:46:28,167 --> 00:46:30,250 She's a nice lady. 547 00:46:30,333 --> 00:46:32,208 She's a great girl. Modern... 548 00:46:32,292 --> 00:46:34,958 ...and very sportive. 549 00:46:36,667 --> 00:46:41,917 I'll leave you to talk about family in private. May I go? 550 00:46:44,625 --> 00:46:49,875 - I'm the count Renato Altero from Bellignano. - You're a friend of Raf's. 551 00:46:49,958 --> 00:46:53,167 No, no. I'm here on behalf of your sister Viola. 552 00:46:53,250 --> 00:46:56,250 - Has something happened to her? - No, nothing, I came here... 553 00:46:56,333 --> 00:46:58,833 ...to discuss a very delicate matter. 554 00:46:58,917 --> 00:47:02,833 - The usual sermon, I bet. - No, no... 555 00:47:06,542 --> 00:47:08,167 I'll put something on... 556 00:47:08,250 --> 00:47:11,667 ...because I don't like to receive people in an inconvenient manner. 557 00:47:11,750 --> 00:47:14,667 Who knows what my sister told you about me? 558 00:47:14,750 --> 00:47:18,792 "Rosa is like this, Rosa is like that". "She falls in love with everyone..." 559 00:47:18,875 --> 00:47:22,792 Does she want me to become a nun? That would be fun. 560 00:47:22,875 --> 00:47:27,292 The last time I saw her she tried to have me committed to a mental asylum. 561 00:47:27,375 --> 00:47:32,208 What do you think? Have you watched well my face? Do I look insane in your opinion? 562 00:47:32,292 --> 00:47:34,625 I say my sister is the crazy one. 563 00:47:34,708 --> 00:47:39,792 She wouldn't be doing that job if she had any sense. 564 00:47:40,875 --> 00:47:43,333 You can look, please. Don't be afraid. 565 00:47:43,417 --> 00:47:45,125 I'm dressed now. 566 00:47:45,208 --> 00:47:48,583 My name's Rosa and I'm longing for love. 567 00:47:48,667 --> 00:47:51,750 Are you Viola's lover, excuse me? 568 00:47:51,833 --> 00:47:53,625 No, no... 569 00:47:53,625 --> 00:47:55,083 Yes. 570 00:47:55,125 --> 00:47:58,250 - I know what Viola needs. - Yes? 571 00:47:58,333 --> 00:48:00,375 A man,... 572 00:48:00,458 --> 00:48:01,917 ...a real man... 573 00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:03,792 ...like I use to say. 574 00:48:04,625 --> 00:48:09,167 - Sorry but did you want to tell me something? - Yes, you see,... 575 00:48:09,250 --> 00:48:12,625 ...well, I respect your sister because she's a fine lady... 576 00:48:12,708 --> 00:48:16,333 ...but don't think I...they call me the hammer of this region... 577 00:48:16,417 --> 00:48:18,958 - Funny. - Yes? 578 00:48:20,250 --> 00:48:23,917 Do you want to know what I think of you? 579 00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:27,500 - Yes. - You're really sexy. 580 00:48:28,833 --> 00:48:31,542 I really don't understand Viola. 581 00:48:31,625 --> 00:48:34,250 Do you mind if I get undressed? 582 00:48:34,333 --> 00:48:37,417 When I like a man, I just take him and that's all. 583 00:48:37,500 --> 00:48:40,292 I feel like getting some sun today. 584 00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:44,250 Will you smooth some lotion on my back, please? 585 00:48:44,333 --> 00:48:46,250 Please. 586 00:48:51,125 --> 00:48:54,000 Please. 587 00:48:57,417 --> 00:49:01,542 Don't be so shy, Mr Count. 588 00:49:01,625 --> 00:49:03,292 Here? 589 00:49:03,375 --> 00:49:06,625 - Lower. - How? Lower? 590 00:49:06,708 --> 00:49:11,375 - Lower. - Yes... Lower. 591 00:49:11,458 --> 00:49:13,792 There. 592 00:49:13,875 --> 00:49:18,083 - I don't like tan lines, they're ugly. - Yes. 593 00:49:20,208 --> 00:49:24,000 Viola...Viola, you didn't need to do this to me. 594 00:49:24,083 --> 00:49:27,500 - Yes, like that. - Good evening. 595 00:49:27,708 --> 00:49:31,375 - Hi, Cicci. - Hello, love. 596 00:49:33,167 --> 00:49:35,292 Relax... 597 00:49:35,375 --> 00:49:36,833 Excuse me. 598 00:49:36,917 --> 00:49:39,625 Buttiglion alerted me of your visit. 599 00:49:39,708 --> 00:49:41,958 - Bortolon. - Precisely, Bercoglion... 600 00:49:42,042 --> 00:49:43,792 So I came up to meet you. 601 00:49:43,875 --> 00:49:47,708 Careful, don't get too much sun. You're playing Snow White tomorrow... 602 00:49:47,792 --> 00:49:51,250 - Snow White? That one white? - Snow White, the white one, Snow White was candid. 603 00:49:51,333 --> 00:49:54,708 - What does he mean, candid? - She must be candid, Mr Count... 604 00:49:54,792 --> 00:49:59,750 ...because she plays Snow White as an artist of comics, didn't you know? 605 00:49:59,833 --> 00:50:03,042 - No, I didn't know. - But how you didn't know that? 606 00:50:03,125 --> 00:50:07,917 Then come back tomorrow at five. I'll wait for you on the set. 607 00:50:46,625 --> 00:50:47,958 Vittorio. 608 00:50:48,042 --> 00:50:50,042 Get a move on. 609 00:50:59,250 --> 00:51:03,375 Excuse me, but aren't you the prince charming? 610 00:51:03,458 --> 00:51:06,167 Cesaroli Vittorio, called "Seven times"... 611 00:51:06,250 --> 00:51:08,667 ...ah, seven times... 612 00:51:10,167 --> 00:51:14,417 Don't you wake up Snow White by a kiss? 613 00:51:14,500 --> 00:51:17,625 I don't know about. They just told me to fuck her. 614 00:51:17,708 --> 00:51:21,625 What are you talking about? Fuck? You, being so distinguished... 615 00:51:21,708 --> 00:51:24,542 It's meant to be a fairy tale. 616 00:51:28,875 --> 00:51:32,583 Is this a kid's story or not? 617 00:51:32,667 --> 00:51:37,500 Even the kids are screwing these days, they don't believe in fairy tales as well as many people... 618 00:51:37,583 --> 00:51:42,250 Nowadays, you need to desecrate, demythologise, out with the old patterns, the old taboos... 619 00:51:42,333 --> 00:51:45,625 I'm sorry, Mr Count. But Snow White, in short... 620 00:51:45,708 --> 00:51:47,750 - Who was she? - She was a princess. 621 00:51:47,833 --> 00:51:51,208 - Yes, but she was shagging with seven dwarfs. - No, no. 622 00:51:51,292 --> 00:51:54,625 - And good thing the prince was a fag! - What did you just say? 623 00:51:54,708 --> 00:51:56,583 - A fag! - You as well! 624 00:51:56,667 --> 00:51:59,833 - What on earth is this? - Here comes our Snow White. 625 00:51:59,917 --> 00:52:04,250 Clear the set, folks. Lights. 626 00:52:04,333 --> 00:52:07,000 It's time to work. We're not in Rome. 627 00:52:10,667 --> 00:52:12,750 You know what I think? 628 00:52:12,833 --> 00:52:14,917 Fabulous. 629 00:52:18,792 --> 00:52:20,333 Hurry up. 630 00:52:20,417 --> 00:52:26,125 - Hey, where are you going? You're blocking the camera. - Sorry, I didn't see that. 631 00:52:44,750 --> 00:52:47,875 Come on, my Snow White. We're making a masterpiece. 632 00:52:48,458 --> 00:52:51,958 Tony, come here. Let's start. 633 00:52:52,083 --> 00:52:55,958 Look at the camera. He's a great photographer. 634 00:52:56,042 --> 00:52:59,042 Get her face...her eyes. 635 00:52:59,125 --> 00:53:01,417 Everything. 636 00:53:01,500 --> 00:53:04,542 It's going to be an amazing and exceptional comic strip. 637 00:53:04,958 --> 00:53:08,417 Where's the queen? The queen, the queen! 638 00:53:08,500 --> 00:53:12,292 This has to be a masterpiece, Tony. 639 00:53:12,375 --> 00:53:15,542 Get some lower shots. 640 00:53:15,625 --> 00:53:21,000 This is perfect. Go on, Tony. Take pictures, come on. 641 00:53:21,083 --> 00:53:23,250 Hold the camera steady. Stop shaking it. 642 00:53:23,250 --> 00:53:25,167 Higher. 643 00:53:25,250 --> 00:53:27,292 What are you doing? Are you going limp? 644 00:53:27,375 --> 00:53:32,375 You've got to leave space for the captions for the intellectual part, so we'll have that too. 645 00:53:32,458 --> 00:53:36,500 Come on girls, don't get distracted. Make it a really good tête ?tête, understood? 646 00:53:37,500 --> 00:53:39,958 Keep taking pictures, come on! 647 00:53:41,083 --> 00:53:42,875 Great. Like that. 648 00:53:42,958 --> 00:53:48,292 Stroke her, stroke...stroke... 649 00:53:48,375 --> 00:53:52,000 - Hey, you're touching me! - Lower...perfect! Great, great! 650 00:53:52,083 --> 00:53:56,750 - Bring out the dwarfs. - Not these dwarves, little fuckers, go away! 651 00:53:56,833 --> 00:54:01,083 What is all this? You, dwarfs, get out of here. 652 00:54:01,167 --> 00:54:04,708 I won't allow this to go on. You must stop this filthy... 653 00:54:04,792 --> 00:54:07,333 -...and depraved activity. - Very good, Mr Count... 654 00:54:07,417 --> 00:54:10,125 Who's going to tell the editor now? 655 00:54:10,208 --> 00:54:13,042 - You? - Sure, you don't scare me. 656 00:54:13,125 --> 00:54:15,167 - Whatever it costs. - But it won't be cheap. 657 00:54:15,250 --> 00:54:16,375 Okay, we'll see. 658 00:54:30,792 --> 00:54:33,125 Look, I lost a lot of money over this... 659 00:54:33,208 --> 00:54:35,583 I only charged you for my expenses. 660 00:54:35,667 --> 00:54:39,292 Do you know how much money I would've made out of it? 661 00:54:39,375 --> 00:54:41,833 At least 50 millions. 662 00:54:41,917 --> 00:54:46,125 I would've sold it all around the world. It's amateur stuff, believe me... 663 00:54:46,208 --> 00:54:49,667 For private sales the price is different, you know. 664 00:54:49,750 --> 00:54:51,083 Listen... 665 00:54:51,167 --> 00:54:55,250 Do you know what I'm going to do with all this great stuff? 666 00:54:55,333 --> 00:54:58,250 Do you like fire? I'm going to burn it. 667 00:54:58,250 --> 00:55:01,917 - No! - Yes, yes, a nice big flame. 668 00:55:02,292 --> 00:55:06,500 - You're destroying a masterpiece. - It had a cultural significance, Mr Count. 669 00:55:06,583 --> 00:55:09,167 Listen, Raffaele. May I tell you what I think? 670 00:55:09,250 --> 00:55:13,042 Cultural my ass! This is trash, it's shit... 671 00:55:13,125 --> 00:55:16,667 ...and mrs Orlando will not be continuing in this line of work, my dear. 672 00:55:16,750 --> 00:55:19,833 We will take care of all her necessities. 673 00:55:19,917 --> 00:55:22,958 Is that clear? And no scandals. 674 00:55:23,042 --> 00:55:25,917 Dear God, no scandals! 675 00:55:28,125 --> 00:55:30,708 - Mr Count? - There's more? 676 00:55:30,833 --> 00:55:33,583 You lost your underwear. 677 00:55:43,500 --> 00:55:45,375 No scandals. 678 00:55:46,375 --> 00:55:51,375 Let's start the criminal proceedings versus Beato Onorini... 679 00:55:51,458 --> 00:55:54,833 ...as a filmmaker,... 680 00:55:54,917 --> 00:55:58,458 ...absent from this courtroom for a certified sick leave,... 681 00:55:58,542 --> 00:56:02,667 ...charged with a crime of pornographic publishing... 682 00:56:02,750 --> 00:56:04,333 Defended by? 683 00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:07,458 Lawyer Magni, from the bar of Milan. 684 00:56:08,500 --> 00:56:10,083 Go on, chancellor. 685 00:56:10,125 --> 00:56:15,708 ...there're the essential elements of a crime whose according to the articles... - Lawyer Magni! 686 00:56:15,750 --> 00:56:20,542 ...528 and 529 of the penal code because the above mentioned Beato Onorini... 687 00:56:20,625 --> 00:56:24,458 ...has produced a movie called "A gold tongue into a deep throat"... 688 00:56:24,500 --> 00:56:28,125 ...where pornography is evident thanks to exhibit... 689 00:56:28,208 --> 00:56:30,875 ...of male and female genital organs,... 690 00:56:30,958 --> 00:56:34,000 ...scenes of so...so... 691 00:56:34,083 --> 00:56:36,167 ...sodomy, sodomy. 692 00:56:36,250 --> 00:56:37,750 Sodomy. 693 00:56:37,833 --> 00:56:43,208 The detailed charges directed towards my client require a lengthy discussion... 694 00:56:43,917 --> 00:56:48,042 We've heard all this talk about spectacular obscenities... 695 00:56:48,083 --> 00:56:52,042 ...about fellatio or sodomy,... about moral outrage... 696 00:56:52,125 --> 00:56:54,417 But can I ask you what is morality? 697 00:56:54,500 --> 00:56:57,750 What does common sense of decency mean? 698 00:56:57,833 --> 00:57:01,083 Where does this model of human behaviour come from... 699 00:57:01,167 --> 00:57:04,292 ...which we must all follow? 700 00:57:04,375 --> 00:57:08,500 From the people who administer justice? Our very own judges? 701 00:57:08,583 --> 00:57:12,792 We are all here to defend our rightful positions... 702 00:57:12,875 --> 00:57:15,500 ...even if, sometimes, they are conflicting. 703 00:57:15,583 --> 00:57:19,333 But I'm certain this time we'll all agree,... 704 00:57:19,417 --> 00:57:22,667 ...most illustrious mrs magistrate,... 705 00:57:22,750 --> 00:57:25,708 ...about your positions. 706 00:57:26,750 --> 00:57:32,167 Now I'm telling you the Snow White's fairy tale. 707 00:57:36,792 --> 00:57:41,083 Please have a look at this. Thank you. 708 00:57:41,167 --> 00:57:43,583 - This isn't for the ladies. - Why not? 709 00:57:43,667 --> 00:57:46,875 What's so indecent about it? 710 00:57:46,958 --> 00:57:51,833 Excuse me. Here's one for you. 711 00:57:51,917 --> 00:57:54,208 No, not you. Take it. 712 00:57:55,875 --> 00:57:59,042 What? What is all this? 713 00:57:59,125 --> 00:58:00,708 The lady magistrate? 714 00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:05,333 Look what a hot chick! 715 00:58:10,208 --> 00:58:13,375 This is a comic book, mrs magistrate... 716 00:58:13,458 --> 00:58:16,792 -...I purchased yesterday in Milan. - Pardon? 717 00:58:16,875 --> 00:58:19,875 I purchased it yesterday in Mlan. 718 00:58:19,958 --> 00:58:21,833 The contents... 719 00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:25,458 First position. 720 00:58:29,833 --> 00:58:32,167 "Mirror, mirror on the wall..." 721 00:58:32,250 --> 00:58:34,375 "...who's the best kisser in the world?" 722 00:58:34,458 --> 00:58:39,083 - "The prince or the queen?" - Lawyer! I won't allow this. 723 00:58:39,583 --> 00:58:42,292 Turn it around. 724 00:58:42,375 --> 00:58:44,917 What are you doing? Turn around. 725 00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:51,917 May I continue, mrs magistrate? 726 00:58:52,708 --> 00:58:55,500 Second position. 727 00:59:00,958 --> 00:59:04,875 "Dopey, Sleepy and Doc arrive..." 728 00:59:04,958 --> 00:59:07,208 ...who can make your a...busted!" 729 00:59:07,250 --> 00:59:11,125 - So....so... - Sodomy. 730 00:59:16,125 --> 00:59:19,125 - The lady magistrate? - Turn it around. 731 00:59:20,083 --> 00:59:22,083 Change it. 732 00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:27,292 It's not over yet. Third position. 733 00:59:35,417 --> 00:59:38,375 "Doc, you look like a drill... 734 00:59:38,417 --> 00:59:41,625 ...what a nice job to be a anteater!". Turn it around! 735 00:59:50,583 --> 00:59:53,292 Lawyer, I order you to put away these obscenities! 736 00:59:53,333 --> 00:59:54,792 Silence... 737 00:59:54,875 --> 00:59:57,583 ...or I'll have them clear the room. 738 00:59:59,583 --> 01:00:03,542 Calm down, folks. Please. 739 01:00:09,167 --> 01:00:10,500 And now... 740 01:00:10,583 --> 01:00:13,042 ...I ask you, mrs magistrate... 741 01:00:13,417 --> 01:00:17,750 ...we all, we all ask... 742 01:00:18,333 --> 01:00:21,500 Who is Snow White? 743 01:00:28,750 --> 01:00:31,625 - Excellency, mrs Doctor Orlando. - Fine, let her come in. 744 01:00:31,708 --> 01:00:34,417 Goodbye Eminence, goodbye. 745 01:00:36,417 --> 01:00:38,375 Dear mrs Doctor Orlando... 746 01:00:38,458 --> 01:00:43,083 ...what a surprise, please take a seat. 747 01:00:45,917 --> 01:00:48,875 Well, my dear? 748 01:00:48,958 --> 01:00:52,208 - How are things in Bellignano? - Very bad, mr Attorney. 749 01:00:52,292 --> 01:00:56,000 - Very bad? - That's why I'm here... 750 01:00:56,083 --> 01:00:59,833 - I came here to present my resignation. - Your resignation? 751 01:00:59,917 --> 01:01:03,958 But why? What reason do you have? 752 01:01:05,208 --> 01:01:06,792 Read this. 753 01:01:07,042 --> 01:01:09,417 "Snow White and the seven dwarfs" 754 01:01:09,500 --> 01:01:14,375 I'm guessing there might be a handsome prince charming involved? 755 01:01:14,458 --> 01:01:17,042 Look closely at the cover, please. 756 01:01:17,125 --> 01:01:19,833 You'll understand when you see it. 757 01:01:26,333 --> 01:01:31,542 Perhaps you won't be surprised about my request now. 758 01:01:36,500 --> 01:01:42,042 My dear girl... 759 01:01:42,125 --> 01:01:47,792 No, no, look... this doesn't have to deceive you... 760 01:01:47,875 --> 01:01:50,833 I'm not me in the photographs. 761 01:01:50,917 --> 01:01:53,125 It's my sister, Rosa. 762 01:01:53,208 --> 01:01:57,042 We're twins, identical as well as two drops of water. 763 01:01:57,083 --> 01:01:58,708 Are you exactly... 764 01:02:00,125 --> 01:02:03,167 -...identical completely? - Only physically. 765 01:02:03,250 --> 01:02:05,458 Right. 766 01:02:05,542 --> 01:02:07,333 Physically. 767 01:02:09,167 --> 01:02:11,208 Exactly the same. 768 01:02:11,292 --> 01:02:13,375 Our childhoods were very different.... 769 01:02:13,458 --> 01:02:16,792 I lived with my mother and father, while she... 770 01:02:16,833 --> 01:02:19,208 ...left home when she was still very young. 771 01:02:19,292 --> 01:02:22,583 There was nothing we could do. So... 772 01:02:22,667 --> 01:02:26,375 I tried not to abandon her... 773 01:02:26,458 --> 01:02:29,083 ...to bring her back, but... 774 01:02:30,708 --> 01:02:32,292 Attorney? 775 01:02:33,917 --> 01:02:35,542 Sir Attorney? 776 01:02:35,625 --> 01:02:37,458 Yes...go on. 777 01:02:37,500 --> 01:02:40,292 - I'm all ears. - I hope you will... 778 01:02:40,333 --> 01:02:44,250 ...understand my embarrassment and accept my decision. 779 01:02:44,333 --> 01:02:48,083 Please communicate my resignation... 780 01:02:48,125 --> 01:02:50,792 -...to the Mr Minister. - There won't be any resignation, damn! 781 01:02:50,833 --> 01:02:53,167 Don't speak of it. I told you already... 782 01:02:53,250 --> 01:02:58,458 A judge like you is irreplaceable. 783 01:02:59,042 --> 01:03:02,750 - Thank you, but... - No objections, dear Snow White. 784 01:03:02,833 --> 01:03:07,083 Sorry, mrs Doctor Orlando... as if things weren't bad enough... 785 01:03:08,375 --> 01:03:10,208 Rather... 786 01:03:10,292 --> 01:03:15,333 ...ask this cursed sister of yours to come to Bellignano... 787 01:03:15,417 --> 01:03:17,833 ...so everybody will see. 788 01:03:17,917 --> 01:03:21,583 You see...if you ask me,... 789 01:03:21,667 --> 01:03:27,708 ...on closer inspection, this girl has something good about her, that's obvious. 790 01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:32,458 I could talk to her personally... 791 01:03:32,542 --> 01:03:34,625 ...I could convince her. 792 01:03:34,708 --> 01:03:39,917 I'm not so sure it will be as easy as you think. 793 01:03:39,958 --> 01:03:43,167 You have to try in these cases, my dear. 794 01:03:43,250 --> 01:03:46,792 We must always keep trying. Besides, if you'll permit me... 795 01:03:46,875 --> 01:03:50,583 ...I'd have got more influence than one dwarf. 796 01:03:55,042 --> 01:03:56,500 Don't you think so? 797 01:04:12,083 --> 01:04:13,833 Thanks. 798 01:04:38,125 --> 01:04:40,542 Viola, what are you doing with that suitcase? 799 01:04:40,625 --> 01:04:46,042 - No, I'm Rosa, don't you recognize me, Renato? - Rosa... 800 01:04:46,125 --> 01:04:47,667 What are you doing here? 801 01:04:47,958 --> 01:04:50,125 I came to Bellignano... 802 01:04:50,208 --> 01:04:53,458 ...because I don't know what else to do. I did really a very stupid thing, true? 803 01:04:53,542 --> 01:04:55,125 Come on, get in. 804 01:04:55,208 --> 01:04:57,292 - Thank you. - No, leave it. 805 01:04:57,292 --> 01:04:58,333 Thanks. 806 01:04:58,375 --> 01:05:02,833 - Where can I take you? - To my sister's house. 807 01:05:16,667 --> 01:05:19,250 I wasn't my fault, I assure you... 808 01:05:19,333 --> 01:05:23,000 ...I would never do something like that. I swear. 809 01:05:23,083 --> 01:05:25,250 Forget about it. 810 01:05:26,333 --> 01:05:28,583 It's better to forget that. 811 01:05:30,083 --> 01:05:34,792 By the way, what happened to that friend of yours? 812 01:05:34,792 --> 01:05:36,417 I left him. 813 01:05:36,417 --> 01:05:41,333 - Good. - We couldn't go on like that. 814 01:05:41,417 --> 01:05:43,042 I... 815 01:05:44,333 --> 01:05:47,667 I met another man... 816 01:05:47,750 --> 01:05:52,667 - Good. -...and I fell madly in love with him. 817 01:05:52,750 --> 01:05:57,542 - Good. - He's fantastic...marvellous... 818 01:05:59,250 --> 01:06:01,958 One reason I came to Bellignano.... 819 01:06:02,042 --> 01:06:06,875 -...was to be closer to him. - Someone from Bellignano, eh? 820 01:06:07,583 --> 01:06:10,458 Who could it be? 821 01:06:11,583 --> 01:06:16,333 Well, I thought you should know... 822 01:06:16,833 --> 01:06:20,000 Why? Should I know him? 823 01:06:20,083 --> 01:06:21,583 I see... 824 01:06:21,708 --> 01:06:23,958 My dearest... 825 01:06:25,750 --> 01:06:27,500 Rosa. 826 01:06:27,583 --> 01:06:29,042 Rosa, where are you going? 827 01:06:29,125 --> 01:06:30,583 Why don't you come back? 828 01:06:30,667 --> 01:06:35,250 We can continue...the discussion at least...Rosa? 829 01:06:40,750 --> 01:06:44,667 That's like a suicide! It's a destiny I'm always not scoring with her, damn! 830 01:06:44,750 --> 01:06:47,458 Come in. 831 01:06:50,542 --> 01:06:55,500 - My respects, mrs Orlando, may I? - Thanks. 832 01:07:03,167 --> 01:07:06,917 - What's this? - A grace from God, mrs Doctor... 833 01:07:07,000 --> 01:07:10,750 ...it comes from the tribunal in Padua, these documents are the... 834 01:07:10,833 --> 01:07:13,208 -...verdict of divorce for count Altero. - Why do you bring it to me? 835 01:07:13,292 --> 01:07:17,250 - It's not of my responsibility. - But I thought this particular case.... 836 01:07:17,292 --> 01:07:19,750 What particular case? All cases are the same to me. 837 01:07:19,833 --> 01:07:24,708 - Serve the concerned person this act, please. - Okay, as you wish. 838 01:07:24,792 --> 01:07:29,000 You have me at your disposal, as you wish. 839 01:07:29,500 --> 01:07:34,417 One moment. 840 01:07:39,083 --> 01:07:43,958 Hello? This is mrs Doctor Orlando. It's you chancellor, tell me? 841 01:07:44,708 --> 01:07:48,250 Yes, excellent. Thank you very much. 842 01:07:48,292 --> 01:07:52,875 I'll pass by the court house later. Yes, yes, for the signature, thank you. 843 01:08:11,792 --> 01:08:14,042 Hi, Rosa. 844 01:08:14,875 --> 01:08:17,667 - Hi. - Is Viola around? 845 01:08:18,208 --> 01:08:21,542 No, she's not at home. Would you like to wait? 846 01:08:21,583 --> 01:08:25,542 - I'm glad I found you instead of Viola. - Why? 847 01:08:25,625 --> 01:08:27,375 Well...because... 848 01:08:29,750 --> 01:08:33,958 ...because I need to talk to her... 849 01:08:34,333 --> 01:08:36,750 -...about a very delicate matter. - Such as? 850 01:08:36,833 --> 01:08:41,042 Now my divorce has come through, I think Viola... 851 01:08:41,625 --> 01:08:44,917 ...might be waiting for me to marry her? 852 01:08:45,000 --> 01:08:49,417 If I were her I'd expect the same thing. 853 01:08:51,083 --> 01:08:53,875 Or not? 854 01:08:55,375 --> 01:09:00,083 And really you, just you are telling me these things? You, who made me think... 855 01:09:00,167 --> 01:09:03,292 ...first in Milan, now here in Bellignano... 856 01:09:03,375 --> 01:09:07,042 ...I don't understand anything anymore... 857 01:09:09,208 --> 01:09:11,917 ...I don't even see inside myself clearly. 858 01:09:11,958 --> 01:09:17,250 - No, no, it's all very clear, very clear. - So it's true? 859 01:09:19,250 --> 01:09:21,375 Tell me it's true. 860 01:09:22,208 --> 01:09:25,250 Look, Rosa. I'm prepared... 861 01:09:25,750 --> 01:09:29,958 ...to put the past behind. If you'd only tell me... 862 01:09:29,958 --> 01:09:31,250 What? 863 01:09:31,250 --> 01:09:33,750 How come you don't get it? 864 01:09:33,833 --> 01:09:39,958 Tell me it's true, you told me before. You made me believe. 865 01:09:40,042 --> 01:09:42,250 What are you doing? Are you crazy? 866 01:09:42,292 --> 01:09:45,667 I don't do these things with my sister's boyfriend. 867 01:09:45,750 --> 01:09:49,458 Thus you didn't come to Bellignano for me. 868 01:09:52,250 --> 01:09:55,792 You'll never change. You and your good intentions... 869 01:09:55,875 --> 01:09:58,333 You're just the usual whore. 870 01:10:00,917 --> 01:10:05,250 "But I'm to going to shag you!" No, I won't give you that satisfaction. 871 01:11:22,083 --> 01:11:24,042 Viola. 872 01:11:24,333 --> 01:11:27,208 I thought you were still out. 873 01:11:29,333 --> 01:11:32,500 - What are you up to? - I'm throwing out this rubbish... 874 01:11:32,583 --> 01:11:34,875 These aren't the clothes of a dignified person. 875 01:11:41,500 --> 01:11:45,667 By the way, you can keep the red knickers... 876 01:11:45,708 --> 01:11:47,417 ...they fit you perfectly. 877 01:11:47,500 --> 01:11:49,125 Bye. 878 01:12:03,125 --> 01:12:06,958 - Have you seen the lawyer Bortolon? - Yes, he's at that table. - Thank you. 879 01:12:09,958 --> 01:12:11,875 Whose's this thigh? It's mine. 880 01:12:12,042 --> 01:12:13,625 What are you doing here? Are you insane? 881 01:12:13,708 --> 01:12:18,417 If they find you out, everything's going to hell. The lady magistrate is starting to suspect too. 882 01:12:18,458 --> 01:12:20,333 Do you know what can I do to her? 883 01:12:20,417 --> 01:12:23,875 You know know what I'll do to her? I'll eat her. 884 01:12:24,167 --> 01:12:26,708 I'll start with her thighs. 885 01:12:27,083 --> 01:12:30,375 - Mind you don't strangle yourself. - I want to stuff myself, lawyer. 886 01:12:32,417 --> 01:12:34,792 I understood, I understood. 887 01:12:35,375 --> 01:12:36,833 Lawyer... 888 01:12:36,917 --> 01:12:40,167 - Did you bring the stuff? - Yes. 889 01:12:40,708 --> 01:12:42,292 Here. 890 01:12:43,500 --> 01:12:46,917 Anonymous letter and envelope... what do they make? 891 01:12:46,917 --> 01:12:48,292 An anonymous shafting. 892 01:12:48,333 --> 01:12:50,667 Start writing. Waiter. 893 01:12:50,750 --> 01:12:52,292 Yes, sir. 894 01:12:53,333 --> 01:12:55,750 What are you waiting for? Take it away. 895 01:12:55,833 --> 01:12:58,917 As you wish, sir. 896 01:13:07,708 --> 01:13:09,500 Concentrate. 897 01:13:09,583 --> 01:13:12,292 Okay, write... 898 01:13:13,292 --> 01:13:16,708 Very distinguished... 899 01:13:17,292 --> 01:13:21,875 ...very distinguished lawyer Lo Presti... 900 01:13:23,833 --> 01:13:27,458 ...you saw correctly:... 901 01:13:27,750 --> 01:13:33,667 ...that dirty lady magistrate is Snow White. 902 01:13:34,042 --> 01:13:37,167 Clear, direct, precise. 903 01:13:37,250 --> 01:13:39,583 We'll get twenty years if they catch us. 904 01:13:39,667 --> 01:13:42,875 - Don't break my concentration, Forfolon. - Bortolon. 905 01:13:42,958 --> 01:13:48,625 If you go to church tomorrow, father Anz... 906 01:13:48,708 --> 01:13:55,792 -...Viola's confessor priest, can illuminate you more. - Who is this father Anz? 907 01:13:55,875 --> 01:14:00,375 - That's my concern, go ahead, Brontolon. - Bortolon. 908 01:14:00,458 --> 01:14:08,750 We have attached a receipt for the payment made by count Renato Altero,... 909 01:14:08,833 --> 01:14:11,958 ...the lady magistrate's notorious lover,... 910 01:14:12,042 --> 01:14:16,833 ...paid as a ransom in return for the Snow White's despicable comics. 911 01:14:16,917 --> 01:14:20,875 This is irrefutable proof of her guilt. 912 01:14:20,958 --> 01:14:23,167 ...guilt. 913 01:14:25,542 --> 01:14:28,875 What are you doing? Signing an anonymous letter? 914 01:14:29,375 --> 01:14:33,500 I was confused. I'm not familiar with these things. 915 01:14:33,542 --> 01:14:37,583 It's very simple, Piramidon: Lo Presti receives the letter... 916 01:14:37,667 --> 01:14:40,958 ...then he goes to church and father Anz confirms everything. 917 01:14:41,042 --> 01:14:43,875 That asshole swallows the bait for sure. Rosa will be at the court house... 918 01:14:43,917 --> 01:14:46,083 ...pretending to be Viola. As soon as he arrives... 919 01:14:46,125 --> 01:14:48,583 ...Rosa will seduce him and we'll take some photos... 920 01:14:48,583 --> 01:14:50,542 ...which we'll send to two different places,... 921 01:14:50,667 --> 01:14:55,292 ...one to the attorney and the other to count Renato Altero. 922 01:14:55,333 --> 01:14:59,750 This way, the lady magistrate will be forced to resign, so we'll destroy her career and her relationship in one shot. 923 01:14:59,792 --> 01:15:01,833 - How much my idea is worth? - 20 years. 924 01:15:17,042 --> 01:15:19,500 - There. - Lo Presti's coming. 925 01:15:20,375 --> 01:15:22,167 Quick, quick. 926 01:15:30,917 --> 01:15:37,167 Flesh is an instrument the devil uses... 927 01:15:37,208 --> 01:15:39,208 ...to take freedom away from us, ya! 928 01:15:39,292 --> 01:15:42,542 ...you'll do penance reciting three Lord's prayer, ave Marias and glories... 929 01:15:42,625 --> 01:15:45,333 ...and you'll make a pilgrimage to Lourdes...by foot! 930 01:15:45,417 --> 01:15:48,500 - Thank you, father Anz. - Go, Viola. 931 01:15:57,667 --> 01:16:02,208 It's a sin which we cannot do without, luckily there's penitence. 932 01:16:04,708 --> 01:16:06,333 Forgive me. 933 01:16:14,458 --> 01:16:18,750 In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost. 934 01:16:18,833 --> 01:16:20,958 Okay, I've done that. 935 01:16:22,667 --> 01:16:27,875 This is a case of conscience, father, fa-father. 936 01:16:27,958 --> 01:16:33,333 I received an anonymous letter. The worst thing is that it wasn't even signed... 937 01:16:33,417 --> 01:16:38,250 ...and I pride myself on submitting it to you. 938 01:16:38,292 --> 01:16:42,625 - Have you got it? - Go back, Satan! 939 01:16:43,333 --> 01:16:48,708 Ya, ya. The anonymous letter isn't important... 940 01:16:48,792 --> 01:16:54,625 - An anonymous letter is a sin! - What do you mean with "not important"? 941 01:16:54,708 --> 01:16:58,083 That letter says the lady magistrate is... 942 01:16:58,167 --> 01:16:59,667 ...Snow White. 943 01:16:59,750 --> 01:17:04,792 There are twenty thousand souls in Bellignano at great risk. 944 01:17:04,875 --> 01:17:08,292 If you'd like to... 945 01:17:08,375 --> 01:17:12,208 -...you know, you're the one she confessed to. - I understand, I understand. 946 01:17:12,292 --> 01:17:16,458 - This is a serious case. [play on words caso=case and cazzo=dick] - What did you say, excuse me? 947 01:17:16,542 --> 01:17:19,917 - My case, a case of conscience. ["Cazo mio" Italian Germanly spoken=it's my fucking business] - Ah, well, a case of conscience. 948 01:17:20,000 --> 01:17:24,792 I'm tied by the rules of confession, but I can say something in confidence, my friend... 949 01:17:24,875 --> 01:17:27,625 The magistrate is... 950 01:17:27,750 --> 01:17:30,250 ...big... 951 01:17:30,333 --> 01:17:32,625 That's what I always said. 952 01:17:32,708 --> 01:17:35,125 ...woman...God. 953 01:17:35,250 --> 01:17:39,083 ...incredible positions... 954 01:17:39,500 --> 01:17:44,083 That's what I always said. 955 01:17:45,583 --> 01:17:48,458 My God. 956 01:17:49,667 --> 01:17:51,875 And then? 957 01:17:55,000 --> 01:17:57,375 And then? 958 01:17:58,167 --> 01:18:01,292 And then? And then? 959 01:18:01,375 --> 01:18:03,333 Father, you can't leave me like this. 960 01:18:03,417 --> 01:18:06,542 I can't say anymore. 961 01:18:06,625 --> 01:18:10,542 All I can say is that she behaves like this... 962 01:18:10,583 --> 01:18:13,292 ...because she's a woman who loves her neighbour... 963 01:18:13,375 --> 01:18:17,125 ...and I think you will be her next neighbour. 964 01:18:17,208 --> 01:18:20,333 If you don't believe what I say... 965 01:18:20,417 --> 01:18:24,583 ...you can go and see for yourself, ya... 966 01:18:24,667 --> 01:18:28,500 ...to get right to the end of this thing. 967 01:18:38,583 --> 01:18:43,792 Believe me, Mr Attorney, it's the first time a judge in Bellignano has received an anonymous threat. 968 01:18:43,833 --> 01:18:49,292 We have to acknowledge that here in Bellignano, as an exception,... 969 01:18:49,333 --> 01:18:51,833 ...these things hadn't happened here before, until now. 970 01:18:51,917 --> 01:18:55,500 But returning to this evidence they might have... 971 01:18:55,583 --> 01:19:01,208 -...which facts are they alluding to? - I don't know, I didn't understand it. 972 01:19:01,250 --> 01:19:06,000 It's my belief that the only way we can get to the bottom of this sordid affair... 973 01:19:06,042 --> 01:19:09,833 ...consists of trying to understand, to investigate. 974 01:19:09,917 --> 01:19:14,583 You have all the resources necessary, my dear, to avoid a scandal... 975 01:19:14,667 --> 01:19:18,167 ...which could seriously damage our reputation. 976 01:19:57,500 --> 01:19:59,792 Please come in. 977 01:19:59,875 --> 01:20:04,500 I asked you to come here at this hour because the court house is empty. 978 01:20:05,083 --> 01:20:06,875 Have a seat please. 979 01:20:11,792 --> 01:20:14,917 Seeing that this is the first opportunity we've had... 980 01:20:15,000 --> 01:20:17,875 ...to talk calmly... 981 01:20:17,958 --> 01:20:21,083 How do you say? Intimately? 982 01:20:21,167 --> 01:20:25,042 I confess our friendship is very close to my heart... 983 01:20:25,125 --> 01:20:30,167 ...and who else could I turn to in such a difficult... 984 01:20:30,250 --> 01:20:32,542 ...situation? 985 01:20:32,667 --> 01:20:35,833 - Are we alone? - Alone. 986 01:20:36,917 --> 01:20:40,917 May I add that I have no intention of hiding anything from you... 987 01:20:41,000 --> 01:20:46,167 ...you might think it's strange that I have turned to you... 988 01:20:46,250 --> 01:20:49,250 As you know, I don't have... 989 01:20:49,333 --> 01:20:54,292 ...a convincing argument so I need someone who can understand me. 990 01:20:54,375 --> 01:20:57,375 Unless, of course, the thing disgusts you... 991 01:20:57,417 --> 01:21:00,375 - Me? - Yes, because... 992 01:21:00,458 --> 01:21:03,125 ...you must be very firm. 993 01:21:18,833 --> 01:21:21,333 The button. 994 01:21:50,292 --> 01:21:55,833 - Do you love justice? - What? I do revere it! 995 01:22:13,667 --> 01:22:15,542 Holy shit! 996 01:22:22,833 --> 01:22:25,208 They're making a 48 [a mess]. 997 01:22:26,792 --> 01:22:31,250 What 48, lawyer! They're almost up to 70. 998 01:22:44,750 --> 01:22:48,500 I've just received them into an anonymous letter. 999 01:22:48,583 --> 01:22:51,708 I called you right away... 1000 01:22:51,792 --> 01:22:55,875 ...because this time the accusation is quite clear. 1001 01:22:55,958 --> 01:23:00,292 Right...they look like irrefutable evidences. 1002 01:23:01,583 --> 01:23:05,625 The events takes place in my office... 1003 01:23:05,708 --> 01:23:08,542 ...it's clearly me in the picture. 1004 01:23:12,708 --> 01:23:17,875 You have every right to think it's me, true? 1005 01:23:26,292 --> 01:23:28,667 - But... - But? 1006 01:23:28,750 --> 01:23:31,875 If you'll permit me, Doctor. I want to show you something. 1007 01:23:32,625 --> 01:23:35,375 My alibi is right here in this photo. 1008 01:23:35,458 --> 01:23:37,000 Have an accurate look at it. 1009 01:23:37,083 --> 01:23:40,708 - Have you watched it in details? - Yes, I believe so. 1010 01:23:40,792 --> 01:23:44,833 - I've looked at it more than once. - And didn't any detail escape you? 1011 01:23:44,917 --> 01:23:48,375 Nothing...well, at least I think. 1012 01:23:48,458 --> 01:23:50,875 What have you seen? 1013 01:23:50,958 --> 01:23:53,750 I've seen what there is to see. 1014 01:23:53,833 --> 01:23:57,042 So please tell me everything you see. 1015 01:23:57,125 --> 01:23:58,625 Yes... 1016 01:23:58,708 --> 01:24:03,208 I see a man on his knees in the middle of an act...well, in front of woman... 1017 01:24:03,292 --> 01:24:07,583 ...naked who pushs him toward the lower part of her body. 1018 01:24:07,667 --> 01:24:10,042 - And higher up? - Higher up... 1019 01:24:10,125 --> 01:24:13,083 - What do you mean with "higher up"? - Higher up, higher up! 1020 01:24:13,167 --> 01:24:15,917 Higher up, I see the man's head... 1021 01:24:16,000 --> 01:24:19,958 ...resting on the woman's belly. 1022 01:24:22,250 --> 01:24:24,917 But, but...in short, where do you want me to go? 1023 01:24:28,542 --> 01:24:30,833 - Here. - Ah, there. 1024 01:24:30,917 --> 01:24:32,500 I don't understand. 1025 01:24:32,583 --> 01:24:35,250 - What do you see there? - That clock,... 1026 01:24:35,333 --> 01:24:41,667 ...which has been in my office for over three years and it works perfectly. 1027 01:24:41,750 --> 01:24:45,000 Mr Attorney, the clock in this photo... 1028 01:24:45,083 --> 01:24:50,042 ...shows the date as the 28th of July, Sunday, 10:42. 1029 01:24:50,125 --> 01:24:54,792 On that day, at that time, I was in this office with you. 1030 01:24:54,875 --> 01:24:58,333 - Do you remember? - Yes, you're right. 1031 01:24:58,417 --> 01:25:00,458 Three days ago. 1032 01:25:01,500 --> 01:25:04,333 So who is she? 1033 01:25:04,417 --> 01:25:07,667 Your sister Rosa again? 1034 01:25:09,000 --> 01:25:14,208 That's enough, I'm not an idiot. Get that into your head, that's enough, enough! 1035 01:25:14,292 --> 01:25:17,000 - Let me explain. - What are you going to explain? 1036 01:25:17,083 --> 01:25:20,542 That she's your sister once again? It's not you? Sure, I understood it! 1037 01:25:20,625 --> 01:25:23,792 You don't think I slept with Lo Presti? That's absurd. 1038 01:25:23,875 --> 01:25:27,250 - Look, I know it's absurd. - That's what you say. 1039 01:25:27,333 --> 01:25:30,917 Okay, she's not your sister, it's the other one, and we'll just forget it. 1040 01:25:31,000 --> 01:25:35,250 I can't go on like this. It's one scandal after another. 1041 01:25:35,333 --> 01:25:39,333 Everybody has understood everything. It's making me look like a fool. 1042 01:25:39,417 --> 01:25:41,542 Like a cuckold, rather, yeah. 1043 01:25:41,625 --> 01:25:46,208 Between you and your sister, this is all too much. 1044 01:25:46,292 --> 01:25:50,125 Don't worry, we'll find a solution. 1045 01:25:50,333 --> 01:25:54,208 Look, Viola. I love you. 1046 01:25:54,292 --> 01:25:57,792 I love you, I don't love Rosa. 1047 01:25:57,875 --> 01:26:02,667 It's just that you're both so terribly alike, I don't understand, it's an absolute madness! 1048 01:26:02,750 --> 01:26:05,500 In short, Viola, maybe it's better we... 1049 01:26:05,583 --> 01:26:08,500 ...leave each other, quietly. 1050 01:26:08,583 --> 01:26:13,125 We'll put on a bold face on it, say goodbye. We'll keep the good memories... 1051 01:26:13,208 --> 01:26:18,083 ...of us living together. We'll do it like civil and honest people. 1052 01:26:18,167 --> 01:26:21,917 Just leave as you are now, don't put up any resistance... 1053 01:26:22,000 --> 01:26:24,292 ...you'll be doing the right thing. 1054 01:26:24,375 --> 01:26:28,417 Our relationship is over anyway, we couldn't go on like this... 1055 01:26:31,042 --> 01:26:33,333 God damn it. Why did she have to leave right now? 1056 01:26:33,417 --> 01:26:37,250 Without even saying... 1057 01:26:37,375 --> 01:26:40,917 Go to hell, Viola! You, the court house... 1058 01:26:41,000 --> 01:26:43,375 ...and Bellignano! 1059 01:26:43,792 --> 01:26:45,917 Damn it! 1060 01:26:50,792 --> 01:26:52,458 Bortolon. 1061 01:26:52,542 --> 01:26:54,125 Bortolon. 1062 01:26:54,208 --> 01:26:56,000 Bortolon. 1063 01:26:56,083 --> 01:26:58,083 Bortolon. 1064 01:26:58,167 --> 01:27:01,875 - Are you talking to me? - Have you gone deaf? 1065 01:27:01,958 --> 01:27:04,750 - No, but you called me Bortolon... - I guess I got it wrong. 1066 01:27:04,833 --> 01:27:05,833 Look at him. 1067 01:27:05,917 --> 01:27:11,167 The lady magistrate has destroyed him, poor man, he's beaten like a zabaglione. 1068 01:27:11,250 --> 01:27:15,167 But this isn't our problem. Do you know who I met earlier? 1069 01:27:15,250 --> 01:27:18,125 The Mr Attorney, in person. 1070 01:27:18,208 --> 01:27:22,208 He had to come all the way to Bellignano. You should've seen his face. 1071 01:27:22,292 --> 01:27:27,583 The lady magistrate has got two options: either they fire her or she's get a transfer. 1072 01:27:28,375 --> 01:27:31,625 If this doesn't take too long I might make it back to Milan tonight. 1073 01:27:31,708 --> 01:27:34,875 What do you mean with "long"? It should only take a moment. 1074 01:27:34,958 --> 01:27:39,000 - She's leaving. - Let's hope so. 1075 01:27:39,083 --> 01:27:41,125 What do you mean "hope"? This is Bortolon saying this. 1076 01:27:41,208 --> 01:27:43,417 Our case will be delayed... 1077 01:27:43,500 --> 01:27:46,333 ...until the replacement magistrate arrives. 1078 01:27:46,417 --> 01:27:49,917 So at least two years will pass away. 1079 01:27:50,000 --> 01:27:52,708 Isn't that what you wanted? 1080 01:27:53,375 --> 01:27:56,417 Come on, engineer... 1081 01:27:56,500 --> 01:28:00,917 Look how sad and desperate the chancellor is. 1082 01:28:07,875 --> 01:28:09,333 I bet... 1083 01:28:10,000 --> 01:28:14,542 ...10.000 lire they're going to announce her dismissal. 1084 01:28:14,542 --> 01:28:16,708 I accept. 1085 01:28:38,667 --> 01:28:42,708 - Court is in session. - Let us start... 1086 01:28:42,792 --> 01:28:46,167 ...the trial versus Esposito Raffaele. 1087 01:28:46,250 --> 01:28:50,083 We begin the trial versus Esposito Raffaele. 1088 01:28:50,167 --> 01:28:51,833 - You won. - I've lost. 1089 01:28:51,833 --> 01:28:54,292 - You won my 10.000 lire. - Yes, but I've lost the trial. 1090 01:28:54,292 --> 01:28:56,167 For the moment... 1091 01:28:56,208 --> 01:28:59,708 ...because I'll save you with my closing address. 1092 01:28:59,792 --> 01:29:03,042 My very esteemed friend, in two hours... 1093 01:29:03,125 --> 01:29:06,292 ...you can go back to Milan. 1094 01:29:06,375 --> 01:29:10,917 Sure, I'm going to Milan... but to San Vittore's prison... 1095 01:29:11,000 --> 01:29:14,500 - Don't worry, you can appeal. - Sure, there will be a rollcall... [in Italian appello=appeal and rollcall] 1096 01:29:14,583 --> 01:29:19,417 ...every morning for six years, and I'll have to say "Here". 1097 01:29:19,500 --> 01:29:24,292 I swear to God, as soon as I'm out I'll kick your ass heavily! 1098 01:29:44,792 --> 01:29:46,625 - Hi, Renato. - Rosa. 1099 01:29:46,667 --> 01:29:50,083 - Moving again? - I was waiting just for you. 1100 01:29:50,167 --> 01:29:53,500 Viola won't have me back after all that's happened. 1101 01:29:53,583 --> 01:29:56,208 You were waiting just for me, eh? 1102 01:29:56,292 --> 01:29:58,792 I don't know where to go... 1103 01:29:58,875 --> 01:30:03,292 Could you put me up for a few days, please? 1104 01:30:03,875 --> 01:30:06,833 - Okay, let's go. - Thanks. 1105 01:30:06,917 --> 01:30:09,292 - Leave it. - Thank you. 1106 01:30:17,667 --> 01:30:20,417 Thanks again. 1107 01:30:32,125 --> 01:30:33,708 It cannot be said... 1108 01:30:33,750 --> 01:30:37,833 ...you're a very open-minded person. 1109 01:30:37,917 --> 01:30:40,250 However, I thought... 1110 01:30:40,333 --> 01:30:44,667 - The fact is... - The fact is... 1111 01:30:52,042 --> 01:30:55,167 ...you're still madly in love with Viola. 1112 01:30:55,250 --> 01:30:58,333 - Yes... No... - Don't worry, I'm not jealous. 1113 01:30:58,417 --> 01:31:00,833 Even if she's my sister. 1114 01:31:01,250 --> 01:31:05,042 - Come. - Where? - Come. 1115 01:31:06,000 --> 01:31:09,917 You won't let me not score for that? 1116 01:31:10,000 --> 01:31:14,667 No, look... that's the bedroom there. 1117 01:31:14,667 --> 01:31:16,292 Precisely. 1118 01:31:16,917 --> 01:31:19,667 How did she know it? 1119 01:31:21,750 --> 01:31:24,250 Let's be reasonable. 1120 01:31:26,208 --> 01:31:29,542 - I feel embarrassed without my glasses. - Quiet. 1121 01:31:34,958 --> 01:31:37,333 I want to do an experiment. 1122 01:31:38,792 --> 01:31:41,708 Look, the chickens are waiting for me. 1123 01:31:41,792 --> 01:31:44,542 I must go to the roost. 1124 01:31:46,750 --> 01:31:49,167 No...think of your sister. 1125 01:31:56,000 --> 01:31:59,042 No, no violence, no violence. 1126 01:32:07,125 --> 01:32:09,125 Where are you going? 1127 01:32:09,208 --> 01:32:10,250 To bed? 1128 01:32:10,333 --> 01:32:13,333 Right...to bed. 1129 01:32:14,458 --> 01:32:16,708 Holy cow. 1130 01:32:16,958 --> 01:32:19,458 Go slowly, Rosa. 1131 01:32:19,542 --> 01:32:21,292 Rosa? 1132 01:32:21,375 --> 01:32:24,042 Are you serious? Damn! 1133 01:32:33,417 --> 01:32:35,083 Rosa... 1134 01:32:49,125 --> 01:32:50,708 Anything else than... 1135 01:32:50,792 --> 01:32:52,958 ...Viola! 1136 01:33:30,083 --> 01:33:31,875 How beautiful. 1137 01:33:36,542 --> 01:33:38,458 Listen, Rosa... 1138 01:33:40,625 --> 01:33:42,792 What is it, Renato? 1139 01:33:46,000 --> 01:33:48,458 It was a real moment... 1140 01:33:51,458 --> 01:33:55,792 -...of madness, really. - Yes, it was wonderful. 1141 01:33:55,875 --> 01:33:58,333 Kidnap me, Renato. 1142 01:33:58,417 --> 01:34:02,333 Take me somewhere nice, where nobody will recognize us. 1143 01:34:02,417 --> 01:34:05,667 - Do you agree? - I agree. 1144 01:34:06,958 --> 01:34:11,833 Right now I feel like I could even take you to Udine. 1145 01:34:19,333 --> 01:34:22,125 I feel great being with you. 1146 01:34:23,792 --> 01:34:26,500 What a fool I've been. 1147 01:34:26,583 --> 01:34:30,333 I thought you could only sleep with someone if you were really in love... 1148 01:34:30,417 --> 01:34:35,667 ...when you get along and you both share the same ideas, the same tastes... 1149 01:34:35,750 --> 01:34:41,375 - ...like Viola and me, for example. - What's Viola got to do with it? 1150 01:34:42,583 --> 01:34:45,542 - You're still thinking of her. - Yes... 1151 01:34:47,417 --> 01:34:50,833 I don't think I'll ever forget her. 1152 01:34:50,917 --> 01:34:56,500 We had something special between us. I can't explain it... 1153 01:34:58,750 --> 01:35:03,292 If only I had been a bit less distracted, less nervous... 1154 01:35:03,375 --> 01:35:07,417 The few times we did sleep together... 1155 01:35:07,500 --> 01:35:12,375 ...it felt like being in the court house. 1156 01:35:12,458 --> 01:35:16,042 She even wore her gown when we made love, it's true. 1157 01:35:16,125 --> 01:35:17,958 If you ask me... 1158 01:35:18,042 --> 01:35:21,292 ...she wasn't wrong at all. 1159 01:35:22,083 --> 01:35:27,542 It was you who were too respectful of her. 1160 01:35:27,625 --> 01:35:29,625 Yes... 1161 01:35:35,667 --> 01:35:38,125 Perhaps you're right. 1162 01:35:40,167 --> 01:35:42,250 Nevertheless... 1163 01:35:44,917 --> 01:35:48,250 ...I'm still in love with Viola. 1164 01:35:48,958 --> 01:35:53,417 But I wouldn't have the courage to tell her by now. 1165 01:36:11,875 --> 01:36:13,542 - Hello? - Hello... 1166 01:36:13,625 --> 01:36:15,375 - Mr Attorney? - It's me. 1167 01:36:15,458 --> 01:36:17,542 - I'm the magistrate from Bellignano. - What happened? 1168 01:36:17,625 --> 01:36:22,208 I'm sorry to disturb at this hour but I have an urgent message for you... 1169 01:36:22,292 --> 01:36:24,083 ...I would like to officially inform you... 1170 01:36:24,167 --> 01:36:28,125 -...that I intend to resign from the Bench. - Have you gone mad? 1171 01:36:28,167 --> 01:36:30,500 No, no. I'm getting married. 1172 01:36:30,583 --> 01:36:32,917 And, as to the charges versus me... 1173 01:36:33,000 --> 01:36:37,375 -...with reference to articles 527 and the following ones... - What are you saying? - Viola! 1174 01:36:37,458 --> 01:36:40,667 -...of the penal code... - Viola... 1175 01:36:40,750 --> 01:36:45,000 ...for committing acts violating the common sense of decency,... 1176 01:36:45,083 --> 01:36:48,042 ...violating the common sense of decency,... 1177 01:36:48,125 --> 01:36:53,958 ...yeah, yeah...they just violate the common sense of decency...ah.... 1178 01:36:54,042 --> 01:36:58,208 My new condition will allow me to violate it... 1179 01:36:58,292 --> 01:37:03,125 -...without prejudices... - I think you're getting... 1180 01:37:03,208 --> 01:37:06,958 ...disheartened. You can't give up your career this way. 1181 01:37:07,042 --> 01:37:09,083 Lady, lady Viola? 1182 01:37:09,167 --> 01:37:11,083 Do you feel ill? 1183 01:37:51,875 --> 01:37:55,000 fansubbed by quidtum 97328