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UNDER SHEETS WITH THE DOCTOR

-You erase the slate please -Immediately

Today we will examine the corpse

of a man passed away by peritonitis.

Pair to see better, you lower to the first rows.

I see many new faces, students of first course,

I go especially to them,

if you have never seen a corpse you are not impressed,

a corpse is only a person who does not move.

We begin our class of anatomy macrocospic�

We can begin by� Well, we can begin

our class of anatomy macrocospic.

You take notes.

What is that?

What is going to be? The died hand, no?

Help! Help!

Esp�rame. Esp�rame. I already go. You excuses.

They stand back. The dead has escaped!

In the name of the Medicine. Stop! Stop!

You run. God, what cold does.

You run. you run.

Towards where?

Delay, hopes. By there. yes, by there.

According to last theories "paragen�ticas",

Ia prenatal sexuality�

By where have they gone? By where have they gone?

They have gone by there, Doctor, to the bottom, in the washbasins.

-You have seen Him? -Seen who?

God mine! What is this? Sexual violence?

Have you seen a naked man enter?

-Naked? -Naked!

No.

Where is he?

Open. Open. Open.

Open!

I am Dr. Cicchirini.

It is possible to be known what happens? Ah, Doctor.

You what makes here?

The washbasins of the beadles are down.

Doctor, already knows that I undergo hypertrophy to the prostate.

Commonly call prostatismo, whose symptoms is:

first, frequent necessity to tinkle,

secondly, difficulty in starting up the urinary flow.

Him memory that the classes occur in the classroom

and that you not even are authorized.

Have you seen a naked man enter?

-A naked man? -Naked.

It often happens to him to see naked men?

Good, in fact, lately, there has been a case in that�

But, what makes say me? You are a dummy.

It is not allowed to return to take that class from confidences.

It remembers that you it is not more than a beadle,

however I am Dr. Cicchirini.

Benito. Benito, hears�

Ben. You must call Ben to me. How I must say it?

In agreement.

You do not cause that the faults of the parents fall on the children.

-And Alvaro where is? -He has been going to get dressed.

-It was looking for to You. -Goes all good?

Amigos, amigos.

I caused that you touched the legs of a woman, eh?

yes, thanks, thanks.

It tell me, how are the low ones of professor Cappi?

It is very good.

To me it seems to me a callus.

Where is Lella?

It is enough with that Lella, already you have to us fed up.

Yet what we are doing by you,

by your sexual education.

Yes, but I want to Lella.

Yours it is a old fashioned sexual education.

Eh, you watch that ass. Who is?

Dr. Laura Bonezzi, the fiancee of Prof. Cicchirini.

-No! -Yes.

It is possible that at the most wanker they are,

more beautiful they are his fiancees?

-There am ear my name. -Good day, professor.

-What have you said? -I have not spoken, you have spoken to him?

-I no. have spoken to him. -I have not spoken, have spoken to him.

-No, I no. have spoken to him. -I?

Who has spoken, that raises the hand.

-He has spoken. -I have not raised the hand, professor.

Very graceful. I will remember you.

It is going to us to send a postcard?

-Hello, lovely. -What happens?

Nothing. I am going to suspend all.

-You suspend all? -Yes, to all.

Why?

They are bastards, children of puta.

let's go

You come, that is not for you.

-Senorito? -Yes?

-The tea. -Thanks.

-I serve the tea to you? -Yes, thanks.

You want a little milk?

Senorito? Milk.

Yes, milk� much milk. Thanks. Yes.

-Sandro? Sandro. -Yes, mother.

Why you have not been going to study with Alvaro?

Because Alvaro has a class of� sexolog�a applied.

-Why have not gone you also? -Either I will go, or go� hopefully.

It sees, Mar�a. -Yes, lady.

And now it studies, that you have the examinations.

yes, study, study� What I am going to study?

We do something, comes.

God, what beautiful you are�

No.

-Why no? -Because not and point.

If everybody does.

Stay put, watch the film.

-Sight, watches what it is doing to him. -If you knew what you har��a I�

Only would to see if still worked,

If I worked or I endorse? They call Perennial Dust to me,

In addition, after a time between grates,

Then all good goes,

You remember ln�s Badoer,

its artistic name, if therefore it is possible to be said, ln�s?

To the attack!

Alvaro, quiet.

It is possible that you only think about that?

Yes, Yes. Only in that.

You already know that I do not want.

But, if we are engaged.

Indeed. Ten patience? no?

Have I it, she is who does not have it.

She who?

-Ella. -Alvaro, you are a pig.

No, no. would not to do it. It hopes, Lella.? To where you go?

I will not return to go to the cinema with you.

Now you l�as to slaps with me? Lella�

-You must learn to respect to me. -Yes, Yes, in agreement, hopes�

Eh, Casanova, you have returned to give in the morning call?

Yes, it aimed at the ass of your sister, jerk.

What you have said?

It pardons, I have been mistaken. Lella�

Oh, my God.

Eh, boys, I do not hold more, has remained me rigid.

-I can drink? -By Lella?

Because by Lella? I? It give account you?

That good of God� We leave it yet.

The press says that the young people we make the love without taboos,

without inhibitions�

Why the journalists do not interview me?

I them to say the truth, that never me as a spiral.

Meanwhile, you do the love with the sister of the Left-handed person.

-The sister of whom? -Of the Left-handed person.

The Left-handed person� Brother Ia� Vetoes to the excrement,

you joke but there is something does not fit.

Clear that there is something does not fit.

Lella is with you because your parents have money, have the bar.

It is not truth, Lella is a good girl.

In addition it does not matter, I want to me to Lella.

Heavy what with that Lella.

In short, what you need she is a woman.

You love a woman for tonight?

Yes, Yes.

We provided to him a woman for tonight?

Yes, proporci�namela I want it, please.

How much money you have?

Money? You have money?

Me no.

Delay, hopes�

I have a currency.

You do not worry.

Sex is question of times and methods and if there are no them,

Ios we invented.

-Young lady? -20.000.

Put a hand on the heart.

Ah, no. By less than 20,000 there is nothing no to do.

Allow me, I am Dr. Cicchirini of the University Clinica�

Ah, yes? And what matters to me?

One is a human case, a case that�

only you can solve. Cr�ame.

It has come specifically to take the hair me?

No, never it would make a thing thus, but it is precise that it comes with me.

That it goes where?

-To accompany. -Where? It does not touch to me.

-The request, comes with me. -To where I must accompany to him.

I will explain it. In the ambulance there is a young person of only 20 years�

in touch between the life and the death�

And what I can do?

It watches in what state is.

It sees it? Here he is.? How it goes?

poor.

Yes, poor, is in evil been. He is on the verge of dying.

And it knows which are the words that continue repeating in their delirium?

I love a woman. Before dying�

it would want the incommensurable one to please to see a woman.

It is right, poor

He hears, you you would only have to do this:

to enter there, to open themselves just a little bit, to embosom a little to him the legs�

But�

Do it, will make a good karma

and tomorrow all the angels of the sky will sing your name.

-Which is her name? -Br�gida Bonazzi.

Br�gida Bonazzi.

Yes, all the angels of the sky they will sing: "Br�gida Bonazzi,�"

Salt of there, salt of there. It enters there, enters there� Br�gida Bonnazzi.

Br�gida Bonazzi. divine, it enters, Br�gida Bonazzi, enters, enters, between�

Ah, you, Br�gida Bonazzi are very good.

It will not do damage to him?

No, it will seat to him either, it will seat to him very or.

Oh, what pretty you are�

You have paid attention?

Small nose, small nose, small nose...

Nothing is heard.

In the end that son of puta fuck really.

What is going to fuck that.

-You are very bad? poor truth? -Who, I?

Oh, there are lost the memory.

Calm, now you will see.

Yes, yes, I want to see.

Well, slowly, first I clear this to me�

You do not hear anything? Listening�

-Thus, slowly? eh? -Yes.

Yes, now you will see pretty legs.

Thus� Thus�

Fuck! Now you are going to see.

It quiets, you do not move, I am in charge.

-Let go. I do not touch myself. -It quiets. You do not resist.

Quiet with those hands, If you are better than I,

Eh, is passing something here. We are going to see.

It quiets about that purse,

I have not made anything, Help,

Sight as it beats.

Has done me one trap? you do not understand it? Help.

You wanted to deceive to me, eh? displeased! They see here, pig.

For already with that purse.

Wretches, you are not going to help me?

And you also. And you. Displeased.

Antonio!

-Antonio? Who is Antonio? -Damn it is, has called to the dandy.

-It quiets. It quiets. -Largu�monos.

They see here. -It starts, that comes the dandy.

Damn bastard, children of puta.

Children of grand�sima puta. I am going to kill them.

-You have seen what they have done to me? -What have they done to you? You know them?

No. It was so Dr. Cicchirini, I do not know�

I already am in charge, yes, yes. I already am in charge.

Good night, Mr. Benito, where he has gone of party tonight?

To where she wants that she goes, lady? That way, with the friendly.

Ah, I know very well the youth of nowadays.

Friendly, friendly, small orgy�

It hears, by the one of the rent,

still I am waiting for the heel of my aunt.

She is really his aunt?

Because the handsome boys always find some

arranged to pay by them.

My aunt has 70 years

and it pays for the studies to me until the Medicine doctorate

ever since a doctor discovered that he suffers 14 diseases

and it makes happy giving a pile him of medecines.

I know it. Already there is it to me counted.

But although not outside her aunt, would not be anything bad.

Because a true woman knows to give itself

and in the bed it is not like the children of nowadays.

I in the bed give everything it.

One is bad?

The belly hurts much to me.

-It wants that it does a massage to him? -No. no.

Hungry of love, it was observing to me�

-Who is? -I am ltalia.

Step inside.

Professor, is everything to point for the operation.

Italy, ltalia. They see this, see here. Closer.

Professor the operation.

They see, ltalia, Country of saints and poets�

You two,

How graceful,

it is the first time that you attend an operation?

Yes, Doctor.

Well. In first row.

And that nobody dares to faint itself when begins to sprinkle the blood,

or some other organic liquid.

Far from it that it is happened to you to vomit.

-The others can remain back. -Thanks, Doctor.

Wash the hands.

I do not want to impure people in the operating room.

What? Good morning, Professor.

Everything is to point for the operation.

Well. These must be the novices.

You have explained to them that if they must faint,

they do that backwards?

Because when I operate, short what it is put to me ahead.

They have been warned already.

Italia, the towel.

Firm.

Moroni.? Again here? How he is that?

Professor, to attend to an operation hers

it is like attending a concert of Rubinstein.

Slight ball.

Cicchirini, you have found to which it surpasses to you.

Well, we are going to operate.

We go.

You. Here, here and here.

Quickly, we go.

Lay down on the operating table.

You are going to me to anaesthetise? no?

One does not worry.

We already are.

In question?

Biliary vesicle. You want to see the x-rays?

It does not matter. Once open, which does not go exempt it.

A little while, it excuses�

You quiet. The patient does not have to speak.

It wants that to me it puts nervous and that it does a cut to him in zigzag?

So that the biliary vesicle. You want to indicate to me where is?

Ah� here.

Wonderful.

Perforation of the stomach hemorrhage and in half an hour

bushes to the patient. congratulations.

Stupid! idiot! More above. More above.

Cicchirini. Moron I here to it say only.

It seems to me right, Professor, nobody says "idiot" like you.

Thanks, idiot.

Well? we are going to find that vesicle

or we postponed the operation for morning?

Yet this mess, would be better.

-Quit! -Quit!

Well? want to indicate you to me where is the vesicle?

Ah� here.

Either, or. What cuts you would do?

From here up to here.

Thus? And how I am going to be able to rummage about with the hand?

What happens, idiot? You have something to say?

Want to operate you?

No, no, Professor, was enjoying�

with its words.

It is not hour to enjoy.

You do sexual activity that I want to begin to operate.

Hurry up, to put to sleep

If they do not extinguish the light there is no form to sleep to me.

It pardons? Dr. Ciotti are you?

-Why? It is not evident? -Yes, it is,

only that I am afraid that I have been mistaken of operating room.

What means?

In fact, I have come by the hemorroides.

Hemorroides?

Hemorroides.

Cicchirini, between the vesicle and the hemorroides,

there is much route.

We suspend during half an hour.

Prepare, therefore I will do a new back tuna to him.

A tuna new ass?

Why, the old man is broken?

They are misfortunes that happen, why to your sister.

-Goodbye, Amadeo. -To you I do not salute to you.

He is amiable�

The cut practiced and the blood has been horrible.

I say to you that it is not possible�

Boys, you watch. Is not the dandy, that of there?

The dandy?

It seems a closet.

That enormous one? He comes towards here.

But, who is?

We hope that he does not see us. I already am in charge to flee.

Calm and caradura.

No, calm and swollen face? you do not see as it is?

Hello, Paulino.

Dr. Sughirini� Ceggirini�?

-Dr. Cichhirini? -Yes.

He is there. He is. He is.

With permission.

When they act thus, it would give a beating them.

It remembers that today we must go to gather the new car�

-Dr. Cicchirini? -Yes? why?

Br�gida Bonazzi.

A change sex?

-Br�gida Bonazzi. -She is not patient mine.

It excuses.

It matters to him, young lady?

Thus it will learn to bother an honest worker of the street.

What has done to him? We were in charge.

Help, please.

But, who is Br�gida Bonazzi?

Four Fernets Branca for the horsemen.

Thank you.

Strip, strip.

You watch what handsome.

You watch that teats and what ass.

Mother mine!

It is already enough, Alvaro.? What you do?

They are going to us to stop to all by insult to the modesty.

Des�nflala already.

Sight that curved, it is not looked like Lella?

Alvaro, I will not get tired of dec�rtelo,

you are rich, stupid and also a jerk.

To the women it is necessary to deal with them with hand iron.

Mu�strale to Lella the man that you are.

So that I have decided that it is better than not we see more.

If it is what you want�

Pity, had made me a bikini of crochet for this summer

and she wanted ensen�rtelo.

A bikini?

-Yes.? You want that it embosoms it to you? -Good, if you want�

I am going to prove it to me,

but you do not take advantage which my parents have gone away to Florence.

And that does not return until this the night.

And you do not watch to me by the eye of the lock.

Absolutely.

In agreement.

It sees calm, I am "gentleman".

-Certainly you do not watch to me? -I have said that no. to You.

-I will do in a while. I go. -Please.

You do not watch? eh?

No, absolutely.

I want that the things between us

they are pretty, very clean, until the marriage.

Soon all good will go, will be all normal one.

You do not watch? eh?

holy shit...

Alvaro? what you do in the ground?

Eh? I do� yoga.

You like?

Good� it is not bad�

It is pretty, truth?

yes.

You like it or not?

Good� enough� They see here.

No, Alvaro, you do not do it. You said that you would not do it.

You do not make case to all the nonsense that I say.

-I said it to You? no? -When?

What happens?

-You are doctor? -Yes good, from time to time�

You come with me. -Where?

We arrives. My woman cannot sleep. She has many pains.

-Dolores? -She suffers very many pains.

She needs a purge.

No, no. That way no. Between here. Vis�tela.

It pardons�

Bitte.

At this point� I am going to see it.

Bitte,

-Who understands nothing? -Bitte,

-How it is said? I will see? -Ah, ja,

-Then, I undress. -Bitte?

-you will undress? -Ah, ja,

-Here? -Nein,

-Here? -Nein,

Where does it hurt?

-Here? -Fuck!

Ja, fuck, ja,

You are not doctor. You are a lying one.

Given account me immediately.

I am not stupid, I am a German of Germany.

No, you are an excrement German.

All good, wanted? You are excited?

Finally we can make the love,

Today also we have found a bloody fool,

You cannot come on a daily basis here. Why no?

Because you stay as an idiot.

And why I stay as an idiot?

Because yes.

In agreement, I go away.

He is determined, I go away.

But? to where you go? I go away.

To where you want to go?

He is determined, I go away. I go away.

Since you have been decided, will you go with me also.

Ah...yes.

We go.

Lets go.

Yet this traffic, no longer can be crossed.

It is truth. Slowly�

-Sandro? you have bound? -No, it is that I�

-What you do? We go, we go, lady.

Where you are going to look for them? In the day-care center?

The very ready one! You accompanied her to house?

Eh, boys, Prof. Cicchirini has bought a new car.

-No. -That yes.

-I do not create it to me. -If you I to it say.

We are going to let pass this opportunity?

No.

Boys, a question:

Which can be the car of Cicchirini?

I believe that it is the one with the canvas.

Bravo! Right answer.

-Goodbye, mother. -Paulino.

Mother.

I must go to me, we see you behind schedule this? eh?

There am preparation to you meatballs to have dinner.

Meatballs.

Thanks, mother. Thanks. I will be on time.

You have heard?

My dear mother is preparation meatballs for me to have at dinner.

I also will do them to you when we are married.

It will not be necessary. She will do.

What?

I have not said it to you? We wanted give a surprise

She will come to live with us. It does not seem to you a good idea?

Clearly. But? you know? I thought that once married,

we would be both single.

Laura, here no.

You already know gossip that she is the doorman.

We go, hide. -Either they come, or they come.

she will not bother to you minimumly, on the contrary,

it will help you, in house does everything. She is insurmountable.

Ah, yes?

What time is it?

Four and the average one.

You want that it takes to house or to the consultation?

But, how? I have postponed all the visits,

we did not have that to happen together afternoon?

I must happen through the clinic. Tomorrow Ciotti will visit in a moment.

Ciotti, Ciotti. You are engaged with him or me?

Laura, you are a girl. You do not understand it?

If profit to enter in the clinic of Ciotti,

you know what means for me?

Yes, that you have the resolute life. You have often said it to me? and I?

Laura, listens, first of everything, I will say to you that�

Help. The new car has been stolen.

No longer it is. It is not� Where it is?

I want a x-ray of those of kidneys

of that old man that is on the verge of dying.

To thus I will operate him immediately.

Also we must make the analyses of the 22�

It excuses the delay,

but I have had to happen by the deposit to gather the car,

it already includes/understands to me, the crane had taken to it and�

What wants that they concern his subjects to me?

It seems to me just. To where we go?

Oh, the one of the hemorroides? how is everything?

-Professor, hurts eggs to me. -Those are cut easily.

-No, I need still them. -In the other world.

Oh, dear Sandokan? how is everything?

Badly. Badly.

Well, we see.

Lack of appetite, weakness, diminution of weight,

asthenia, you feel nauseous, vomits. And a pretty coloration bronzes.

Disease of Addison.

You know that you have much luck? Only there are a case each ten thousands.

One each ten thousands.

Disease of Addison.

It hears? you know that when I am in critical moment me�?

-You. You. The stomach. -Ah, very well, thanks.

Yours no, cretino. The one of the patient.

Ah, yes.

Professor, he does not think that he is embarrassed?

It seems to you the moment for joking? Cretino. It feels, feels.

You see it? It is aerophagia.

Who has been? I will take you to all before the Academic Senate,

I will cause that they expel to you�

By charity, Cicchirini, we do not begin, will have been the echo.

Make me case, you will not regret�

Damn Ah� is.

-Sir, want to come in? -Yes, thanks.

Come in, please.

I know you.

No, I do not think so.

Yes. In the university, you helped me to put fiancee in a taxi,

you were very amiable. You decide to me very well.

Why have you come?

I will see, I�

-You want that I take a look at you? truth? -Yes. I am very badly.

Please,

Get undressed.

-Also�? -Yes.

Lie down.

tell me? what happens to you?

I have you feel nauseous, fatigue, lack of appetite.

We are going to auscultate the heart.

You seems to me a little excited. This tightens much to me.? It matters to him?

Please.

Thus I am more comfortable. We see.

Yes, very it is excited

It excuses.

Nowadays, the bra, they make them very small.

Thus it is well?

We are going to see where hurts to you. Here? - No.

Then? here?

No.? Here?

No? eh? Then? here?

Strange what.? And here?

Then, here.

In fact, he is a little swollen.

yes...

Only there is a form to cure it.

Sir? Sir?

Sir?

-The doctor is ready to see you. -Ah, yes, thanks.

-Sit down, please. -yes.

-You hears, does not remember me? -excuse me?

I will see, I feel weak, tired, lacking in appetite�

We are going to see. -Yes.

-Come here. -Yes

Get undressed.

Thats good.

You can remain seated.

It is nothing, only a little exhaustion.

-Then? -You are well.

And that there is of the fatigue, lack of appetite and all that?

One does not worry, take this and you will feel better.

Good morning.

-What do you want? -Sandro is in the house?

-No, in fact, there is nobody. -In agreement, tell him that we will return.

You hear, dear colleague, it would be better to wait for him here.

I do not know if they would have�

Young lady, I am Prof. Moroni,

educational of "Endocrinoginecologentropia",

-my assistant Dr. Ognissanti. -Yes, we are very important.

-Come in, come in, please. -Thanks. Thanks.

Please. Sit down, professor. Can I get you anything?

Whisky. J&B.

-What you want to do? -You have seen that good she is?

-Who, the chambermaid? -Handsome, young, ingenuous, ebullient�

-The lady is not. -She is not�

-She does not know you� -She does not know me�

-Perfect! -keep quiet, she already comes.

Thanks.

-Young lady. -Yes?

You often suffers migraine?

From time to time.

You feel nauseous, dispepsia, schizophrenia?

Good, in fact�

Sickness, pains to the legs?

Why? I am ill?

-It is possible. -It could be serious.

Please, Professor, help me.

We would have to examine you.

-I undress? -You are not embaressed?

-Good, in fact� -Young lady, we are doctors.

We on a daily basis see a great amount of naked women.

Good, then�

Well, we will help you.

-Lie down in the sofa. -Comfortable position.

We are going to examine you. -Lie down, trust us.

We undo this�

-Everything, Doctor? -Yes, it is better. He already is�

The next time, a bad zipper

We come, you lie down anatomically, like tenth we.

-It already is. -It already is.

What thinks, colleague?

I would begin by one "intramuslus rigidum".

Previous or later?

That depends on the availability of the patient.

Exact.

Tell me? It hurts here?

-No. -All to regulate. Passive insensibility.

here?

-No... -No?

What thinks, colleague?

-Colleague? What thinks? -"Cachondum inmediatum".

It is the same sensation that I have. I propose that we deepen.

Yes. "Profundicemus, apropincuamus semper".

"Aprovechemus". Now, you pay attention.

Tell me, What notices here? to please or pain?

-Good� for pleasing. -It is what I imagined it to be.

An injection makes lack of "mine-dura".

And of mine no?

Yes, yes, carry out, carry out.

Slight friendly you are. Benito!

God mine, what embarrassed, "mine-dura".

You can go away, young lady.

First, ring up Ben. And secondly? what happens, no longer you accept jokes?

No, nonacceptance stupid jokes like this one,

because mother will tell itself it and trouble will be armed.

-What happens, you are angry? -Yes.

-By other reasons? -Yes.

-By a woman? -Yes.

-You have returned to the love. -Yes.

-Jerk. -Yes.

-Jerk. -Yes, Yes, Yes...

Jerk.

Disease of Addison: suprarenal insufficiency acute serious chronicle,

bronzed coloration of the skin�

Disease of Addison, Addison would wish,

Addisoniche Krankheit, What cone says here?

-Who is? -I can?

Mr. Santarelli. What is this charade?

How are you?

A little lowered, they fail the forces to me,

in addition, you see. you see.

These are all the symptoms of the Disease of Addison.

-Yes. -It is not possible!

-Following. How you are called? -Mukendi Ngalula.

-Mukendi what? -Mukendi Ngalula.

What do you want?

A skull. In order to have dinner tonight.

Take care well. Doctor, is a call for you.

Following.

It says?

Hello, Laura.

Yes, you tell me, you tell me.

I assure it to you, one is the Disease of Addison.

You do not worry. If it is cured in time, it does not pass anything.

You hear, is a human case. That poor man is counted everything to me,

He does not have family, not even it has Social Security.

In agreement, agreement.

It hears, Laura, now I have class, already you understand to me�

Yes, I understand. This one case does not interest to you.

Well, I will do that they enter position to him.

You do not worry, I will not take to the clinic of Ciotti.

In agreement, yes. Goodbye.

-God mine, I am bad. -What happens to you?

I am bad. I have an infarct.

-An infarct? -A ass infarct.

-A ass infarct? -You are really vulgar.

It is an infarct ass.

-Its a joke. You do not get upset. -No, clear that no.

If it passes a ass not it I can watch?

We go, you make the peace. -I do not want.

-It is truth what they say? -What?

That you have chosen Medicine to study the birds.

Then it had to make Veterinary medicine? no?

Not them birds, "love birds",

Those that flies around the asses.

It is a old fashioned joke.

We go, boys.

Prof. Cicchirini he is on the verge of arriving.

You hear, you who you know everything to it, I can bathe if I have diarrhoea?

Yes, if you have much. We go, it is behind schedule.

I always have much.

Italy, ltalia. Land of saints, poets, navigators.

You goes, never had said it to me.

Good, I first do not try to be.

You hear, Moroni, you cannot be here,

if you sees Prof. him Ciotti, trouble is armed.

It does not matter to me, I assume the risk.

And if it happens, I will say that it has been by love to ltalia.

You stop, Moroni.

By the way,

one does not take advantage during the visits to touch to me�

It does not say that.

Itself I sound with you, with caressing the Alps to him�

With seeing that wonderful Sicily, Calabria and Campania�

With putting my head on those rich and prosperous Romans.

And then, by the breach of Pia Porthole, to penetrate triumphally in Rome.

Bravo, Moroni, honour degree in Geography.

What has been believed? The university is not a gymnasium

for its erotic exercises.

Shame on you!

And you learn to respect the nurses,

those celestial beings who sacrifice all their life by the patients.

They do not have to be used like vulgar prostitutes.! Get out!

-pardons, Professor� -Outside!

-ltalia. Italy. Land of poets� -Professor.

-Of saints, navigators. -What does? Now?

-You already know that here you excites more to me. -If we are in the operating room.

Indeed, wanted.

As I announced to you,

today you will see the recording of a apencicectom�a

realised by Prof. Ciotti the past times.

I will be in charge personally of coment�roslaa measured that�

Moroni!

Good morning, Professor.

Please, you continue.

Moroni, arrives behind schedule, interrupts to me, is entertained with the television�

it is evident that for you the university you are a game,

but it has a little at least of consideration for the others.

I have only put well telly.

Now that we are all,

before describing the operation,

I want to make some considerations that seem fundamental to me.

In this apencicectom�a,

you will be able to notice the perfect technique used by Prof. Ciotti.

Silence.

There is no sound I know, it.

Prof. Ciotti has elaborated during times

this operating technique, until obtaining the perfection.

The patient, has not been anaesthetised.

Only locally, so that Prof. Ciotti

it can have a frank and open relation

throughout all the operation.

Bravo. Bravo. He has been great. Go Ciotti.

The conditions of the patient were ideal.

In the previous days,

the patient has been fortified with a suitable one�Silence!

With adapting it cures vitaminic and anti inflammatory. Silence!

Italia!

Silence? You want to let speak to me! Silence! Silence!

Prof. Ciotti�

Professor!

Silence, arrives the sound.

Yes, bistoury, gauzes, mountain range.! Mountain range! Mountain range!

Mountain range! Mountain range! Mountain range!

Professor!

I am occupied.

But, it is urgent.

Cicchirini, Go to the devil, I am occupied.

The tele�

I do not grant interviews.

Professor, get away from the tele, they can all see you.

They see that I. I am the greater surgeon of the world.

Professor is tele of closed circuit.

No! The great surgeon has been deceived.

-All ready ones? We are going to do a serenade to him.

-I will sing in Do. -All On guard.

You in Re. I in Do and you in Re.

Attention. 1, 2 and 3.

Mountain range, mountain range.

The Professor wanted the mountain range.

Cicchirini cut the roll to him. And tomorrow we will see him by tele.

Eh, beautiful. Italia. Viva ltalia!

Now they are going away to find out.

Mountain range, mountain range.

The Professor wanted the mountain range.

Cicchirini cut the roll to him. And tomorrow we will see him by tele.

-She throws water on Us. -Damn she is!

Nonstrips water?

This one is talking nonsense

You do not like the serenades?

We are artists. Now we are wet artists.

-A moment, I have an idea. -What?

Iros, wait for me in billiards, I are in charge.

You wait for me there. Iros, iros.

God, I am all wet.

You enter? you are oxidized?

-We do not have oil? -It closes and it starts.

-Good evening, ltalia. -Ah, Moroni, you are.

Yes, you have to understand that they are only kidding

and I have come to apologize. Cr�ame.

Of agreement, it happens, You are all wet.

Thanks.

I am going to dry you, give me the jacket.

Thanks, you are very kind.

-Sit down. -Thanks.

-Thanks to take the annoyance. -One does not worry, dry.

Thanks.

I hope, hearing.

Italy. When I saw you with Ciotti, I became crazy from jealousy.

Moroni, stop it or I will make you regret it.

Italia,

You do not understand it that it makes time that I wait for each moment?

-Moroni� -And now that we are alone�

Moroni, be carefull�

Italy, I wish you, you the very many desire.

Moroni, the request, does not do that.

But, how you dare? Beauty that I�

No, you do not have to beat to me because I am terrible�

Moroni, have I hurt you?

Moroni? Moroni? Have i hurt you?

Moroni? Little baby?

Little baby? Little baby.

Call me Ben.

Idiot!

-Eh, boys, you come here. -You arrive behind schedule.

-ltalia is done� -What said to you?

The next time we will also do the Italians.

You speak like a politician.

Alvaro, if your parents speak with mine,

we are of excursion? in agreement?

Yes, we are all in Honolulu. You do not worry.

The suntan oil!

Here you have. It is it to me before.

How I have left?

I do not understand how you can lower like this.

Ten, for fortify.

Is it possible to be known who is that girl by whom arms as much trouble?

Good morning, Mr. Santarelli.

You are friends of him?

No, we are of the S.L.R. Service Cleaning New born.

Yes, those that leave bad we threw, them.

What has happen to him? Notices some sharp pain?

Where? Here? In the kidneys?

Where it is? I pillaged it.

The temperature is normal. What feels?

Go, Go.

Well, Doctor, we go away.

Yes, we have an appointment in tanatorio.

One has gone to him?

It was not a real pain,

it is an emotional reaction. It seemed to him that he was bad and he began to complain.

But now it is under my cares.

A series of analysis will be necessary, so that it is better

so that it is better to drain the intestine completely,

we are going to begin by a medicinal injection.

-It does damage to me. -Shut up.

Lady? there is something for me?

Delay mail?

Yes, of my aunt, by the one of the rent.

One does not worry about the rent, we can reach an agreement.

That is what worries me.

By the way. It has called a friend of yours, a certain Sandro.

He has said that it is very urgent, must call to him immediately.

I have pointed its number here.

-I can use your telephone? -Please, you can use everything you want.

-The hand. -It pardons.

yes, whats up.

Benito, you must save me, you must help me. My belly.

What? Higher speech. I do not hear you.

I need the wee-wee the 22, the one of Sandokan, is urgent.

What? wee-wee?

wee-wee?!

Why I serve the wee-wee to you? Wee-wee Why I serve to you?

For the analyses. It dates haste.

Disgusting.

Ah, for the analyses. The 22, Sandokan. Yes, in agreement.

Sandro. Sandro.? What happens to you?

The Toilet!

Sight which is to do by a friend.

At least, we will help him to throw it.

What goes. It is the love.

Sandokan.

Tiger of Malaysia.

make case, wake up.

What happens?

I go to take a sample of urine for the analyses.

They have already taken it this morning.

-New analyses, "Wasserman". -Wasserman?

Yes, they are things that happen if it is not had well-taken care of.

And if we made a cocktail?

Yes, therefore we will give him a lesson. To prepare.

-Benito! -God.? Who is?

To your age, still beams those things?

Good, in fact�

General extraction of urine. To prepare.

It advanced.

Sr. Santarelli.

-What happens? -What are you doing?

You do not have to get tired. Go to the bed.

What has happened?

Nothing, nothing. I finish seeing the analyses.

-The analyses? -Yes.

-You are hiding something to Me. -No, Calm no.

I do not want to die.

Calm down, calm down. It must have an error, surely.

help me, help me.

Yes, but you must calm, you do not have to be altered.

I only feel, I need much affection.

But�! Mr. Santarelli!

I am much scared.

Why have you done that?

I do not understand�

-Call me Sandro. -Yes, yes, as you want.

Thanks.

Sandro� I must return to the work.

Damn it is...

-Lella.? I take you home? -No. Thanks.

-You are angry with me? -No, what goes.

Well, it raises, I take to house.

I do not go to house.

I am going to make practices to a house of a friend.

A medical friend?

-Why it interests so much to you? -Or a medical friend?

And if outside thus?

So that by your part, we have finished.

You were wanted who it.

In agreement, but I can run? no?

-Until the shutdown of the street car. -In agreement.

It starts, damn it.

-It does not start? -No, it does not start.

First you invite to me and soon it does not start.

You had to fail to me indeed now?

Eh! taken care of!

-I do not touch myself. We go, Lella, only a little.

-No. For here. -Let go of the hair. let it go!

- You will never change. We go, only I have requested you a little kiss.

-You kiss with the hands. -But, only with one.

What do you want?

-To where you go? They see here. We speak. It vetoes the devil.

You have what you deserve.

seductor!

Damn it!

Finally, you have arrived. From where you come?

Of the university.

-Again Alvaro? -Yes.

You are really an idiot.

You help me?

How many times you take trying to tie to him?

Two times.

Two times?

And above you have scored at Medicine to be near him.

Without a doubt, a medical desire much,

but until Alvaro finishes the doctorate�

Good, to his parents they do not need money.

Money. To the aim to the end, they only have a bar.

But you know what bar is? It is a Sport Bar.

-He of the place? -Yes, that same one.

Ah, then he rich.

I am not idiot. I have to him in the loose cord,

I will not give anything to him until we marry.

He is not handsome, but�

It hears, I say it to you like expert, you you have future? you know?

-Where it is? -There.

Because in spite of being a fan, you are better than many professionals.

Modestly�

Gloria, here you have yours.

Thanks. You help me?

But, if you obtain to marry you with Alvaro�

I will live like one lady. -Yes.

Good afternoon, Senator,

You have seen that we have gotten dressed as you like it?

Very pretty! Precious!

I am hoping to you with the full portfolio

so that you make it to me happen well.

Beautiful.

He will see how we will try to him.

Very well I am wishing, it. Today I am in form, girls.

How much it is going to give to us, today?

Today I feel more generous than ever.

Sr. Santarelli!

Get up. Get up!

Mr. Santarelli, I have wanted to request the opinion of my colleague

before making other analyses.

To operate! To operate!

To operate!

So that wretch of Cicchirini me has spoiled it everything.

-And you have played it to you. -Yes. I have played it to me.

Boys? we are going to give him to a lesson to that swine of Cicchirini?

-A double lesson. -We will occur it.

You raise, we go there. We go.

We go to by the punitive expedition.

What happens?

Help! Help! help me!

They stop that crazy person! They do not touch to him, is infected.

It is not truth. They are sadists.

They see here, you will not escape to the Dr. Cicchirini.

-Stop! -God mine! They are going to kill me.

You are going to receive your dose of woods, displeased.

Get of crazy, cheater. I am the Dr. Cicchirini!

Cheater you will be it.

One leaves! They see here. They see with the Dr. Cicchirini.

-Help! Help! -Stop! Stop!

Mercy! Mercy, Dr. Cicchirini.

I pillaged to you. Now Dr. Cicchirini is going to give a lesson to you.

To thus you do damage him.

Away, old whore, I do not touch eggs.

They see here.! Taking! We are going to chain you.

Away, cheater!

Old cheaters and putas, outside here.

It is necessary to denounce to him.

Also the other patients� do not kill all.

Lift up, lift up, still you are healthy.

You will already see tonight.

I do not hold more! I do not hold more!

Dr. Cicchirini, he has died.

It doesnt matter, we put him inside and we take him to the morgue.

They have killed him.! Assassins!

We will denounce to him.

We denounce to Dr. Cicchirini!

-Yes? -Cicchirini?

-Dr. Cicchirini. -Police.

-Police? -We have an arrest order.

An order? For whom?

We go, walks, you do not resist. We go, assassin. Carrion.

-But, I am Dr. Cicchirini. We know - It. Move.

Mother! Let go. Mother! They do not touch to me.

We go, walk. You do not resist. -You lower those hands. Mother!

Paulino.

I am the Dr. Cicchirini. Let go!

Mother! I am innocent.

-Poor little bastard� -It is a Judiciary error.

How it is going to be a judiciary error?

Paulino! Paulino!

They are going away to cool meatballs. Son mine!

Senorita.

Whereupon expensive you return to appear?

You have found another disease to arrange for me?

No, no.

Then, stop to bother me.

By the way? You know nothing of an ambulance, of a patient who flees?

No...

Better, because my fiancee spent three days in the jail

before clarifying the misunderstanding.

If I discover who has been I twist the neck to him.

Finally you have come, Alvaro. It takes a life to wait.

They have taken half an hour to surround it.

We go, we go, raises.

By the way, I and you have put a card?

Yes, yes.

For the women, those romantic details are fundamental.

Clearly, it is her birthday.

You are sure we will find that she is there?

Yes, I followed her without account occurred,

you will see that it contents is put when she sees me.

We go, if one does not melt.

You will see that surprise.

Good afternoon, I hope not to have mistaken, Im looking for Lella.

Yes, she is here, it happens.

I knew that she was making practical with you.

Yes, it makes practical, anyway, she is very good,

-she is an authentic professional. -Where is she?

-She is with a client. -Alone?

Yes, clearly. What is that package?

A thing that to Lella she likes much.

-You embosoms it to me? -No, no, it is only for Lella.

What a shame,

everybody needs incentive for their erotic fantasies.

-Why you do not call to Lella? -She will be here, in five minutes.

Five minutes? Not if it holds.

Endurance, hold yourself.

It is not necessary, already I feel�

A small chill by the column?

No, a great chill. In addition, one is going away to me to melt.

-Then, it is very urgent. -It is what I am saying to him.

And if Lella had to be late?

It would be a disaster.

Then I to me leave orders before she is too much behind schedule.

Mother mine!

In fact�! I am going to eat you!

-A moment. Before, undress. -you quiet�

How long you take in uninformed?

Ever since I was born.

By where one begins?

Hey, Gloria...

-�lvaro! -Lella!

So that is your fiancee.

You pick in your subjects. And what do you do here?

I had brought you an ice cream for your birthday.

What do you do dressed like this? You seem one whore.

Alvaro, I�

What I do with this? Not even I like.

To the devil!

Lella.

-By the way? how much you charge? -Fifty thousands.

Fifty and fifty do one hundred�

Good, we go the three.

Boys, it seems the Day of the Deceaseds, comes, animaos.

-Always with your jokes! -It is possible that you never change?

We go, Ciotti is going to begin the visits. Let's hurry!.

-No, no, this way. -In agreement.

Boys, the women are as they are, we do not have to create problems to us,

we must amuse to us.

I excuses, Professor, you have seen the young lady ltalia?

Why?

Because I must put the injection to me.

You have that to put the injection?

The gentleman has that to put the injection.

Ah, the gentleman must put the injection?

The gentleman has that to put the injection.

I have understood if you well, the gentleman must put the injection.

Yes, that.

You come with us, we will put.

One does not worry, you will not feel any pain.

We already are, happens.

-That is, does not worry. -Bend down.

Now you stand here, Lean here�

a little more side� that is.

Comfortable position.

We open the buttock.

-The ass. -The muscle Relaxes.

Calm, we will put an unforgettable injection to him.

That is, dont move� Quiet�

Good, the analyses, are not of the best ones.

-Dame the x-ray. -Immediately, Professor.

This one is not a wonder either.

It is clear, tomorrow we will make a small intervention

and we will fix to him definitively. Contentment?

Cicchirini, take care of the preparations.

It neglects, Professor.

-Oh, Professor. -You let me pass, young lady?

Water�

Well, we followed with the habitual injections.

You are in charge, Ms Cappia� Cappa�?

Cappi, Profesor.

List.

We made use to him, Doctor?

It is already all preparation.

-All ready one. -Calm. Calm�

To this one it is necessary to operate to him emergency.

Tomorrow no he can, happened is strike,

Now comes the weekend, we will operate Monday to him.

What happens? Who has died?

You!

-You have been! -No. We no.

-You have been! I go to you to� -One, two and three! in my office!

Always the taking with us. It is a vice.

�nimo, Doctor, �nimo.

Always those three that organize these jokes.

What does he do in my office with the rumps to the air?

I wait for the injection.

He is going to hope in the room. This is not an ambulatory one.

They said to me that I hoped here.

I see? Another game.

It is an offense to Prof. Ciotti

and to its respectability in the person of its office.

I denounces to them to the Academic Senate, causes they expel them.

Cicchirini, pull together. And you leave here. Out!

And my injection?

What wants that he concerns his injection to me? Out.

Children of puta.

-Was it you? -I? No. Was it you?

-No, I no, Must have been him. -I no, must have been him.

Wasnt me.

Who was it?

"Who was is?" Say only I to it. Who was it?

Am I disturbing?

No, no, beloved, happens. You never bother. On the contrary.

We go, outside.

But, Professor, we are not finished yet.

You do not see that I have things to do? I have alot to do.

You do not denounce them to the Senate Academic? You will not make them expelled?

I will think about it.

Magnanimous what.

I will make them to you pay because I am called Cicchirini.

-We are innocent. -Fools!

Mind� what?

Are you really not going to denounce to them to the Academic Senate?

Absolutely. It is only a joke.

When he was young, I made them worse, my dear Ms. Cappia.

Cappi, Profesor.

I wanted to assure to him that nothing has passed me.

Still.

Professor? What are you doing?

You have never heard speak of feats of "Prof. Love Doctor-Love Doctor?

You are drowning to me.

So that you have wanted to stop by sex.

You lament it?

No, affection, but we would be more comfortable in your house,

she is hotter and calmer.

But it is much more romantic here.

You do not make noise.

Who is? Ah, yes, I am.

-Expensive of syringe, salt of there. -What means?

-Caraculo! -Pig! You come out of there.

We go, outside, outside.

We go, we go. They see here.

You do not do damage to me, I am only a poor university student.

Poor man, poor man� already we will find to whom it pays by you.

No, my mother no, please, my mother no.

-Small? what we do? -Get there also.

No, no. Please,

I will give everything to you what I have.

-What? -Everything, everything.? The caramels?

No, I do not like mint.

The linen handkerchief, gave me my mother the day of my birthday.

-He is not worth. He comes, more, more.

1 6,500 liras that I have in order to arrive until end of month.

-Me I am left them. -And I?

You nothing! Well, boys, we loosen him and we take her.

He was.

I am also poor.

It is not truth. She has 10 floors, she has property, she has cattle.

It is enough!

-We take her. -Yes�

Take off the trousers.

Yes, yes. Me strip off immediately�

-I cannot. -Why?

I have shit my pants.

Take off the trousers.! We go!

Fast!

Pig!

Shitter!

Put on the hood.

-No! -Put on the hood, pig.

-No! -Damn you are�

Blow out!

Help to lower. We are gentlemen,

we do not do anything to them to the women.

We go, outside.

You count up to 100 and then remove the hood. We go.

Senorita. Senorita.

Doctora. Sr. Santarelli...

What has happened?

It has happened something terrible to me.

Three men have abducted me.

-Oh, God� -Three men?

-Yes�! No! -What?

No, it is not possible. It is not possible!

What?

Three men� It was you and your friends!

I?

This joke I will not ignore it.

Those jokes do not become.

-I will make them put you in the jail. -We have not been.

Twenty years in the jail! These jokes do not become.

You are hooligans! Delinquents!

No. You cannot call. What does?

By all means that I am going to call.

In agreement I confess it was me with my friends.

Ah, finally, you confesses it.

Clear that yes. I do not support to see you with Dr. Cicchirini�

You listen, leaves peacefully to Dr. Cicchirini that is my fiancee.

jerk.

He is a jerk, but he is my�? What do you mean?

In agreement, you call, but you know I have done it to be with you.

Sandro.

You mean that the Disease of Addison,

fake the kidnapping� You have done for me?

yes.

That is to say,�

that for you I am so important that� that you�

yes.

God, what cold.

You stop. You stop.

You stop, please.

I am Dr. Cicchirini? You could take me with?

What has happened to you?

They have berthed to me. 16,500 liras, my fiancee�

-Take me, I cannot more. -It raises, raises.

God mine, what ventures terrible. Mother mine.

They realize?

-What happens? -I do not know? Notice nothing in the air?

-A great plague. -God mine!

What plague! You do not notice a plague?

It is not possible to be held.

What ventures terrible.

There is a mortal plague.

Also notice you, no?

This way there are many tanneries of skins.

-Skins? -Skins?

If they are skins, are ass skins.

You stop, I do not hold plus this plague.

For, because this one has shit in pants.

-You are going to leave me thus? -Shitter!

It is not just. God!

A dog! Quiet, I am the Dr. Cicchirini!

You have seen? I have progressed.

By as you hold I mark, you seem a fisherman.

-Now, load. -To begin, he is not bad.

In the small window of the corner.

It touches to you. We go, Benito, an�mate.

We go, plays.

We see what you know to do. -Now you are going away to find out.

-What do you do, Benito? -What has happen to you?

Boys, wanted to say

that the week that comes I fulfill 32 years.

Y...?

I cannot follow thus.

-It would want to license to me. -It is Already hour.

Soon I will put myself to work�

In fact, I want to say

that the week that comes�

I marry.

What I can say to you? You do me a nice gift.

Benito house? Against whom?

I what I know.

Beloveds,

you have come in the House of the Lord

so that your love it is sanctified by God,

before the Minister of the church and the community.

Christ blesses east love and so that you are faithful the one to the other

and you take together the responsibility of the marriage,

it enriches to you with a Sacrament,

after haberos already consecrated with the baptism.

Therefore I interrogate to you before the church on your intentions.

Italia and Benito,

you have come here to contract marriage without coercions,

but and freely conscious of the step that you are going to give?

You are arranged to claries and honraros�

Why I must attend this absurd ceremony?

Because he is your student

and she your ex- nurse head.

He is stupid idiot and she a useless one.

And Ciotti is the last time that impose me

those banal representative orders.

If it is your firm intention to contract the sacred bond of the Marriage,

you unite your hands and you express before God and the church�

Good friends you have.

They have not wanted to do of witnesses

and not even they have deigned to come to your wedding.

� the one to the other by all the life in the Sacred Marriage?

Ah... Yes.

-You have come or no? -What?

In order to contract marriage without coercions,

but and freely conscious of the step that you are going to give.

You are arranged to claries and honraros the one to the other

by all the life in the Sacred Marriage?

Pardon?

Listening our preyers�

-Where is the crazy person? -There he is!

-Catch! -Stop that crazy person!

-We are in charge. You come with us, crazy.

What are you doing?

Benito!

Children of puta. What jokes are these?

He enters!

We go, we have saved you.

Call me Ben!

I will suspend him. I will suspend all.

I will suspend them. All of them!