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BEEPING
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Come in!
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Hello again.
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I knew it, he's not coming. Good.
Good? What do you mean, good? 00:01:10,470
He's my son's father.
John's gonna be devastated.
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Actually want them to spend
more time together, do you?
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Well, no, it's a complicated
situation, Peter.
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I'm John's father figure. Not him.
He's not seen you for weeks,
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Joe Le Fucking Taxi, none of us have.
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Put your hybrid in park for one second
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and remind him what you look like.
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Yeah, well, I have to keep
the money coming in
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because you're in the middle
of... schoolgate.
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Schoolgate?
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ARGUING IN BACKGROUND
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DOORBELL RINGS
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John!
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Here he is. Come here.
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Come here.
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So, erm, where are your seats?
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Are they near the stage, or...?
Do you know the O2?
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Not really, no.
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See, I thought we'd do
the whole corporate box thing
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cos apparently Drake's bringing
this absolutely sick light show.
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So we've got a great view of the...
Home straight after, all right?
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You're a big Drake fan.
Massive Drake fan.
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What's your favourite Drake song?
Erm, don't know.
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Love Lockdown.
I love Love Lockdown.
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That's a Kanye song.
Oh.
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So you're not such a massive
fan after all, are you, mate?
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Oh, you prick.
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Do you know his real name?
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Know what?
Drake's real name, do you know it?
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No.
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Aubrey.
Is it really?
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Wiki'd him to make sure
he's age appropriate.
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He isn't, but, hell, I watched
The Singing Detective when I was 15,
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we all rebel.
Enjoy the concert, John.
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Aubrey.
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Surprised you didn't know that,
mate.
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Not exactly a massive fan, are you?
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Get your big coat, darling.
I don't know where it is.
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So, you met Dr Phillips.
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Yes, we discussed my,
erm, wheezy breathing.
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Your wheezy breathing?
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The wheezing breathing, yes,
but there's nothing to worry about.
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With the wheezy breathing?
With the wheezy breathing.
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You've got peaceful, wheezy breathing.
Sorry?
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The Eagles.
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Oh.
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Oh!
HE CHUCKLES
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You don't know them, do you?
No.
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So, Sami, I'm Nurse Johnson.
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Naomi Johnson.
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And I'll be giving you a basic medical today.
OK.
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So, you've filled out the form.
Yes, yes, yes.
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So, blood pressure.
Blood pressure.
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I know this.
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OK...
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Ooft.
Sorry.
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CUFF INFLATES
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Oh, my!
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It's very...
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..squeezy.
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BEEPS, CUFF DEFLATES
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OK.
Ooh.
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Is it all right?
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Er, 130 over 80, so it's a little
high but we can live with that.
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It's been higher.
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Don't worry, I've got a good heart.
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Hm.
Good heart.
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So, I'm going to give you...
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Naomi Johnson,
would you like to meet someplace
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and do something sometime?
..this and ask you to provide
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a stool sample. The toilet's down
the hallway on the left.
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Of course.
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DOOR OPENS
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Shit.
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Still quantity surveying, then, eh?
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Yep. Yeah, I mean,
I've got to hold my hand up, mate,
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I have got absolutely
no idea what that is.
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Well, it's not so different
from what you do.
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Oh, contemporising.
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Well, I work with buildings,
you work with singers.
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I need to know the volume
of materials used
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in a construction project,
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you need to know the
volume of people in...
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So Solid Crew.
So Solid Crew?
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Haven't been relevant in,
like, 15 years.
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So you don't know how many people...
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Lisa Maffia, Romeo, Megaman,
Oxide, Neutrino,
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Harvey, G-Man, Scat D,
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Swiss, Face, Mac, Kaish, Asher D.
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13.
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How many doors are in this house?
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Front door,
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lounge,
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kitchen, garden, closet,
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bathroom, bathroom,
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toilet, toilet,
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bedroom, bedroom, bedroom, cat flap.
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13 also.
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I think you'll find it's 14.
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No, I think you'll find its 13.
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14 doors...
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HE EXHALES
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Sorry, I don't know who that is.
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That's Jim Morrison.
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He used to be in a band called...
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..The Doors.
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Oh, God, that's really good.
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I think I'd better call a cab.
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It's very nice to see Kate so happy, mate.
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You're a better man than me, mate.
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You know, she's a little
bit like the O2, actually.
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You know, boring old Millennium
Dome when she was with me,
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a bit square, faded.
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And then you come along
and plough your money in,
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give her a face-lift and
then everybody wants in there.
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Good for you.
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PHONE CHIMES
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Your Uber's here.
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What? How do you mean?
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I thought you...
I lost my job.
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I'm driving a cab at the moment.
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Are you taking the piss?
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Jesus Christ, Pete.
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Life moves pretty fucking fast
in Dorking, doesn't it?
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You might want to wait in the car,
it's just outside.
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No, I'm not going to use you.
Yes, you are.
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I've accepted the job.
No.
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Listen, this is not who I am,
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but it is what I am doing.
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Things haven't been easy
at the moment. I lost my job.
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Katie has been suspended from school.
Why?
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Well, if you must know,
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she's been wrongfully
accused of sexual misconduct.
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Oh, bloody hell.
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And we are...
KATIE: Right, he's ready.
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APPROACHING FOOTSTEPS
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Bloody hell, Kate.
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You've still got it, love.
What?
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What have you said?
I'm driving them.
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Straight home after Aubrey, OK?
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Good.
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TYPING
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All done.
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All done?
Yep. Wow.
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I'm sorry about earlier.
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Oh, no problem.
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I'm going to give you something
for the wheezy breathing.
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But Dr Phillips...
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Dr Phillips can't prescribe you this.
OK.
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The wheezy breathing thanks you.
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WHEEZILY: Thank you.
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Goodbye.
Bye.
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No!
Thank you so much.
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When are you going to call her?
Already have. No!
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I'm seeing her tonight.
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What are you going to do?
I don't know yet.
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What has been your favourite date?
Ooft.
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Cafe Rouge, followed by a
bukakke party in Harpenden.
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But I understand that's
not for everyone.
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Got to be a pub. I don't drink.
Don't care.
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All first dates are the pub.
It's in the Magna Carta.
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But which pub?
A pub is a pub, no?
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Are you trying to get
your self deported?
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"Pub is a pub!"
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Got to be a sexy pub.
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How do I know if it's a sexy pub?
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Wasabi peas.
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Wasab...
Does it serve wasabi peas?
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If it does, that's a start.
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But there's so much else to
consider, Sami. Like what?
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Well, what's the
rest of the menu like?
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Burgers and gentrified Scotch eggs.
Piss off.
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We're looking for a
goat's cheese salad.
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We're looking for sharing boards.
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Talk to me about the smoked almonds.
Sharing board. Distractions. 00:10:07,970
No television showing any sport,
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especially football, horse racing
or mixed martial arts.
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An exception is tennis, either
Wimbledon or the French Open,
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but only past the quarterfinal stage.
Quarterfinals.
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Self-respect.
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How wet are the beer mats?
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These are the pub's nappies
and must be regularly changed.
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Are there locks on the toilet doors?
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Are there toilet doors?
I may not do a pub.
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Clientele - is anyone arguing
with themselves?
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Is anyone drinking
in a hospital gown?
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Side bar - is anyone drinking while
attached to an active IV stand?
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Thank you, my friend.
I love you. Good luck!
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Oh, Jack Johnson!
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Are they playing fucking
Jack Johnson?
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Johnson, yes. Thank you.
Yes, thank you.
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Hello?
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Out here.
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Hey.
Hey.
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Has John gone to the concert?
Yeah.
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Haven't seen him this happy...
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..and that makes me feel sad. Hmm.
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Selfish, isn't it?
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No.
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I feel very far away from me.
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And this thing at school is just...
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SHE SIGHS
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..you know?
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Speaking of inappropriate flirting
that should carry a prison sentence,
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I have a date.
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SHE LAUGHS
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Is it the nurse on the bus?
Mm-hm.
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Get you!
It's not a date, really.
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It's not anything, really.
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Maybe just a new friend.
You're allowed to be excited, Sami.
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I know.
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We're seeing each other this evening.
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What you wearing?
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This.
Ah.
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No, you're not. Come on.
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Ooh, there she is.
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The rock and roll crown of thorns.
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You excited?
Yeah!
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All right.
Cheers, Pete.
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You're going to get
a very big tip, my man.
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I don't want a tip.
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What kind of star rating do
you think we should give him, mate?
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Hmm. Five.
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No, let's not go nuts because,
you know, I mean, he did drive us
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right into that snarl up
in Wandsworth, didn't he?
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So I'm thinking we should go...
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..four.
Oh, harsh!
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Yeah, well, you know,
you've to keep him hungry.
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You've got to keep him hungry.
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You have a lovely evening
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and I'll bring him
straight home after.
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I'm going to wait here.
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We're going to be ages,
you silly sausage.
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It's fine. I mean,
are you even going to be a cabbie
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by the end of the evening?
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Because, you know, I mean, you were
a quantity surveyor this afternoon.
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So...
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..who knows? You might be a
marine biologist by ten o'clock.
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I'm not going to
be a marine biologist.
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He can't swim!
He can't swim?!
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I choose not to swim.
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I had a verruca cluster the
month of the Lockerbie bomb...
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Laters, potato!
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WINDOW WHIRS
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HE SCREAMS
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FUCK!
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Oh, my.
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What do you think?
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I think if the Medellin cartel
does not accept our offer, we take
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the war to Escobar.
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Yeah, drugs are sexy!
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I mean, it fits.
Which is crazy.
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But what?
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It feels too nice for me.
You deserve some nice.
259
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Let's get it.
Grab your stuff.
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How much is it, please?
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Tags on the inside pocket.
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Tag is on the inside pocket.
Oh, cool.
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I think you're disgusting.
Sorry?
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I know who you are.
265
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Our niece goes to your school.
266
00:14:15,350 --> 00:14:17,680
Now, hang on a minute.
You should be ashamed of yourself.
267
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You have no idea about me
or my situation.
268
00:14:20,310 --> 00:14:21,690
And you just said drugs are sexy.
269
00:14:21,720 --> 00:14:24,840
I was joking.
I heard you. Help Syrian refugees.
270
00:14:25,260 --> 00:14:26,310
What?
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Help Syrian refugees?
272
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What about it?
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I am a Syrian refugee.
274
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Oh. I was wondering,
can you help me?
275
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What do you need?
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I need...
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I am ashamed to ask.
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Don't be ashamed.
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I need you to stop being a bellend.
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Sorry?
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I know. It is a small thing,
but every little helps,
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stop being a bellend.
283
00:14:56,370 --> 00:14:58,470
How dare you speak to me like that.
284
00:14:58,840 --> 00:15:01,370
Also, you should know he's about
to walk out of your shop in that
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suit without paying for it.
You can't.
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00:15:03,100 --> 00:15:05,420
You can't walk out of the shop without...
You're appealing for
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clothes for Syrian refugees.
288
00:15:07,330 --> 00:15:10,740
Well, the Syrian refugee
has received them and he thanks you.
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I thank you.
No need for money.
290
00:15:12,260 --> 00:15:13,420
Cut out the middleman.
291
00:15:14,220 --> 00:15:16,730
You're a disgrace.
That is very charitable of you.
292
00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:19,610
What is this? The British Twat Foundation?
Are they gonna sack you?
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00:15:19,640 --> 00:15:21,630
Well, we'll see how it all unfolds.
294
00:15:21,630 --> 00:15:24,730
I can't wait to see how it unfolds.
YOU can't wait to see how it all unfolds?
295
00:15:24,750 --> 00:15:26,790
No, I can't wait to see how it
all unfolds.
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Oh, stop it.
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00:15:29,840 --> 00:15:31,820
Oh, look, it is unfolding.
Stop it!
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00:15:31,850 --> 00:15:33,890
Oh, it's unfolding dreadfully!
Stop it!
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There's 40 quid.
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00:15:42,990 --> 00:15:44,320
I'm not a monster.
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THEY LAUGH
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Oh, God!
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Oh...
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00:15:52,590 --> 00:15:54,820
Are you all right?
I'm fine.
305
00:15:55,590 --> 00:15:56,930
No, you're not.
306
00:15:56,930 --> 00:15:59,360
Hey, Mr Bluebird's on my
shoulder.
307
00:15:59,970 --> 00:16:01,250
What time are you meeting her?
308
00:16:01,410 --> 00:16:04,180
About 45 minutes.
Sami, go!
309
00:16:04,210 --> 00:16:06,250
No, I'm walking you home.
Sami...
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..I'm fine.
311
00:16:09,950 --> 00:16:11,590
Go get her, tiger.
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00:16:19,790 --> 00:16:21,780
I was told I should bring
her to a pub.
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00:16:23,810 --> 00:16:25,130
This is better.
314
00:16:25,590 --> 00:16:27,180
Nature's pub.
315
00:16:27,930 --> 00:16:29,970
A vineyard in Dorking, who knew?
316
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:32,080
Only in Britain would people
not know about this.
317
00:16:32,790 --> 00:16:34,350
Do you make wine in Syria?
318
00:16:34,710 --> 00:16:35,710
Of course.
319
00:16:35,940 --> 00:16:37,200
Mountains near Latakia.
320
00:16:37,890 --> 00:16:39,870
You can get it here,
they smuggle it out.
321
00:16:40,350 --> 00:16:42,970
Will you go back?
Some day.
322
00:16:44,610 --> 00:16:46,150
It is my soil.
323
00:16:53,910 --> 00:16:55,150
Oh!
324
00:17:03,390 --> 00:17:05,430
British wine!
325
00:17:09,350 --> 00:17:12,820
Top notes of Greggs, with just a
hint of Piers Morgan.
326
00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:16,110
Pairs excellently with divorce
and self-loathing.
327
00:17:18,720 --> 00:17:21,020
Mm. It's actually lovely.
328
00:17:21,250 --> 00:17:23,290
Is it strong?
Well, it's white and English.
329
00:17:23,320 --> 00:17:25,370
I'd say 52%. Try.
330
00:17:25,720 --> 00:17:27,590
I have water.
You don't drink?
331
00:17:27,870 --> 00:17:30,710
Well, since all of this,
I have to keep a clear head.
332
00:17:31,790 --> 00:17:33,820
It's OK to get a little fuzzy
sometimes.
333
00:17:35,980 --> 00:17:38,600
Maybe.
Do you feel like you don't
334
00:17:38,620 --> 00:17:40,020
deserve to be happy?
335
00:18:00,390 --> 00:18:01,950
Could you come over here, please?
336
00:18:02,910 --> 00:18:05,410
Why?
It's an NHS requirement.
337
00:18:19,010 --> 00:18:21,870
I'm sorry.
No, you didn't do anything wrong.
338
00:18:21,890 --> 00:18:24,380
It's, er, too soon.
339
00:18:47,640 --> 00:18:49,680
So what did you think of
being backstage?
340
00:18:50,370 --> 00:18:51,750
Yeah...
341
00:18:51,750 --> 00:18:53,110
How did you get us?
342
00:18:53,850 --> 00:18:54,950
My job.
343
00:18:55,710 --> 00:18:59,170
Did you notice that Drake
was drinking bottled water?
344
00:18:59,670 --> 00:19:02,370
Yeah.
Yeah.
345
00:19:03,510 --> 00:19:07,210
It's just great to be around fellow
health-choosers.
346
00:19:09,150 --> 00:19:11,570
So what was the last gig
you went to, then, Pete?
347
00:19:12,510 --> 00:19:13,830
I don't know.
348
00:19:13,830 --> 00:19:15,510
Yes, you do.
349
00:19:15,510 --> 00:19:20,320
Come on. Alfie Boe
at Hampton Court. Alfie Boe!
350
00:19:20,930 --> 00:19:24,820
Alfie Boe - now there is a powerful voice.
Magnificent voice.
351
00:19:24,870 --> 00:19:26,910
Come on then, sing us one
of your favourite tracks.
352
00:19:27,270 --> 00:19:29,550
Just concentrating on driving.
Ah, come on, come on!
353
00:19:29,570 --> 00:19:31,620
Give it both barrels.
Road safety is my priority.
354
00:19:31,650 --> 00:19:32,650
HORN BLARES
355
00:19:32,670 --> 00:19:34,050
He's shy.
I'm not shy.
356
00:19:34,050 --> 00:19:35,810
There's nothing wrong
with being shy.
357
00:19:35,810 --> 00:19:37,870
I said, I'm not shy.
358
00:19:39,390 --> 00:19:41,890
Some people just don't know
how to express themselves.
359
00:19:41,910 --> 00:19:44,630
I'm not shy!
Give us a fucking song, then.
360
00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:49,300
? Oh, Danny boy, the pipes, the
pipes... ?
361
00:19:49,330 --> 00:19:51,370
HORN BLARES If you
try to cut in one
362
00:19:51,390 --> 00:19:54,740
more time, I'm gonna Mad Max
this shit right up your arsehole!
363
00:19:54,770 --> 00:19:55,710
HORN HONKS
364
00:19:55,710 --> 00:19:57,150
Yeah, we can all honk!
365
00:19:57,150 --> 00:19:58,710
HORN HONKS
366
00:19:58,710 --> 00:20:00,510
Not today, my son.
367
00:20:00,510 --> 00:20:03,030
You wanker!
368
00:20:06,050 --> 00:20:07,910
My son.
369
00:20:14,790 --> 00:20:16,480
What did she look like?
370
00:20:16,710 --> 00:20:17,890
Beautiful.
371
00:20:18,460 --> 00:20:21,070
Tres beautiful. Tres beautiful.
Tres, tres.
372
00:20:21,090 --> 00:20:23,120
Couldn't do anything.
373
00:20:23,670 --> 00:20:25,570
You're just not ready.
374
00:20:27,900 --> 00:20:30,370
No. No...
I am...
375
00:20:30,390 --> 00:20:31,770
I am finished.
376
00:20:32,190 --> 00:20:33,750
That door is closed.
377
00:20:34,110 --> 00:20:35,440
Taxi for Mr Winkie.
378
00:20:35,490 --> 00:20:36,620
Oh!
379
00:20:37,590 --> 00:20:39,030
I mean, I hear ya.
380
00:20:39,310 --> 00:20:42,240
I walk down my high street and
people think I'm a predator.
381
00:20:42,820 --> 00:20:45,300
Come home, my boyfriend can't
look me in the eye.
382
00:20:46,490 --> 00:20:48,530
I couldn't pull a hamstring.
Pull a hamstring!
383
00:20:48,550 --> 00:20:51,950
Perfect woman - cook in the kitchen,
whore in the classroom. Oh, don't say that.
384
00:20:52,710 --> 00:20:56,920
Meanwhile, Peter is still
up there on his cross.
385
00:20:57,750 --> 00:20:59,950
On his cross.
Yes.
386
00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:03,010
He's climbed up there and he's found
the extension lead
387
00:21:03,030 --> 00:21:05,070
to his fuckin' nail-gun.
388
00:21:05,310 --> 00:21:07,900
At least John is OK.
Oh, John...
389
00:21:10,710 --> 00:21:13,940
In the old days, if he was unhappy,
he'd just punch someone at school.
390
00:21:15,030 --> 00:21:18,840
I remember.
At first I was relieved.
391
00:21:20,140 --> 00:21:23,130
Now, I realise it's not fight.
392
00:21:23,550 --> 00:21:25,230
It's flight.
393
00:21:26,310 --> 00:21:29,130
He's running from all our shit.
394
00:21:30,150 --> 00:21:33,410
Towards the worst, worst man...
395
00:21:34,110 --> 00:21:35,640
..I know.
396
00:21:36,990 --> 00:21:40,390
He'll be back.
He's just like his mum.
397
00:21:41,510 --> 00:21:44,860
All he wants is to fall into the
arms of a man who'll tell him
398
00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:47,050
everything's gonna be all right.
399
00:21:50,910 --> 00:21:54,400
Everything is going to be all right.
400
00:21:54,510 --> 00:21:56,430
Oh!
Oh!
401
00:21:56,430 --> 00:21:59,910
THEY LAUGH
402
00:22:10,370 --> 00:22:13,020
DOOR OPENS
403
00:22:13,070 --> 00:22:17,620
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