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♪ If God had a name ♪
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♪ What would it be? ♪
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♪ And would you call it to his face ♪
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♪ If you were faced with
him in all of his glory? ♪
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♪ What would you ask if
you had just one question? ♪
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♪ And, yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ God is great ♪
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♪ And, yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ God is good ♪
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♪ And, yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ What if God was one of us ♪
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♪ Just a slob like one of us ♪
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♪ Just a stranger on a bus ♪
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♪ Trying to make his way home? ♪
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♪ And, yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ God is great ♪
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♪ And, yeah, yeah ♪
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There you go, Charlie.
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- Sorry...
- It's fine.
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So, where are you going again, UCLA?
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UC Santa Barbara.
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Is that where Shawn goes?
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No. He goes to Westmont.
It's, like, close.
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- Mm.
- I don't know.
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I just wanna get off the East Coast.
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I, like, need to be in California.
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Yeah, totally.
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- It's cashed.
- Mm.
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We should go.
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You can keep it.
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- Really?
- Yeah. I don't need it. I have a ton.
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- Synced and corrected by Firefly -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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_
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Hey. Do you want this?
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Uh, nah. Goodwill.
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Uh, what about this one?
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Uh, yeah, keep that one. She liked it.
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Actually, um, I'm going to
take that one back with me
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if that's cool.
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- Sure.
- Cool.
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- Hey.
- Hmm?
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You wanna smoke this?
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- I-I don't think that you should be doing...
- Oh, my God.
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It's, like, not a big deal. Okay?
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I'm still sober, I promise.
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This is the only thing
that I do now. Okay?
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Okay.
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- I'm sorry.
- No, it's fine. I appreciate your concern.
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Oh, my God. Look at this.
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- It's from my God phase.
- Oh, wow.
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You know, it was cool
she let you do that.
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Yeah. She was definitely
exceptionally tolerant of me.
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You don't know if you
could use the money?
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It's just weird.
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I mean...
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Do we have to sell it?
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We could wait a little while.
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Yeah, I mean, we can
like, totally wait...
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if you want, but...
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I'm definitely not moving back here.
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Did you wanna live here?
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Yeah. Maybe.
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Really?
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That's a super long commute.
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♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
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Yay!
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Fuck. I'm going on my break.
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- Uh, do you have a light?
- Oh, sure.
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Thanks.
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I mean, literally, there's
not a single server in here.
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Wait, wait. Could you
do that one more time,
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'cause I didn't have the camera on,
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and I really want to get that.
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Hang on. Okay.
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Bill just wants to drink his beer.
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I like that reading.
Oh, wait. Here's one.
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Hello? Hello?
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Do you see me? Hello? Hi, hi, hi.
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- Oh! I'm so sorry about that.
- Hi!
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Uh, I can take care of this
whenever you're ready. No rush.
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Uh, you delivered his
beer with the lid still on,
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so if you could just
pop that off for us,
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- that would be great.
- Oh, my God. I am so sorry.
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No worries. Thank you.
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Oh, with the lighter.
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Oh!
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- That's clever.
- Yeah.
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Mmm!
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- Thank you.
- Of course.
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Oh, could I get one more
strawberry margarita before we go?
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But we would like to
drink together, though.
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Uh, okay. Uh, right away.
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- So sorry, again.
- No, thank you. What was your name again?
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- Uh, Dana.
- Dana. Thank you, Dana.
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- Of course.
- Mm-hmm.
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You should have recorded that.
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Oh, come on. Being a server's hard.
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You've never done it, and she's cute.
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You could smell the cigarettes on her.
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She took like a 12-minute break.
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What is this, like Ruby Tuesday?
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- They have excellent bread.
- Mm.
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Sarah Michelle.
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- And I'm keeping this. Thank you very much.
- Uh-uh.
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Here she comes.
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So this, and the margarita,
are on the house.
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Oh!
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So sorry, again. Hope
you have a good night.
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- Could you put that in a to-go box?
- Uh, of course.
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Thank you so much, Dana.
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Okay, that was nice.
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Dana.
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Date night. We do it every Friday,
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14 years strong,
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and... it works.
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Now...
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This week, it wasn't a bust.
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We went to see Birdman,
and finally got to see
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Michael Keaton do something
more than Batman.
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Although I did love him in Mr. Mom.
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- Bill, company! Thank you.
- I'll get it.
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Uh, from there we took a risk
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to a new neighborhood joint,
called Gianara's.
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And, look, I thought the
place was lovely.
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But Bill really, he
thought it was a little, uh,
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spotty in the service area. Hi!
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- Hi, how are you? Hey.
- Dealerista!
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Oh, my God. Look at those shoes.
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Will you please, please
tap those toes for me?
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- Uh... Ignore him.
- Oh.
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- Oh-ho! Peggy Sawyer!
- Thank you.
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What can I get for you gentlemen?
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You can solve an argument for us.
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We're in a fight.
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- Can you please... Yes.
- Really?
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We just wanna see if this tiramisu
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will take a restaurant review
from a "meh" to a "yeah".
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You can say "no".
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Oh, I won't turn down a tirami-susie.
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- Thoughts?
- So-so.
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- So, so good.
- Ah, see!
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You heard it here first, YouTube!
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Oh, I don't want my face on YouTube.
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- No? But...
- Please, no.
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Oh, no? But you're such a natural.
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- No.
- Look, you're like a young Elliott Gould.
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What movie?
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The flavors are awesome.
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The sponge, perfect.
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I give it five fingers.
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Oh, five fingers! Heavens!
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Well, thank you! You
heard it here first.
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Until next time, this is
Ted and Bill signing off.
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We'll see you around the campus.
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What campus?
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Well? What do you think?
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Well, I think it's...
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sort of unsettling,
but maybe that's good.
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And he's kind of hot.
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Hmm.
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I wish he didn't use that voice.
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Yeah, I'm not sure that's
one's gonna win the Webby.
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Well, if you would've played
along and tasted the cake,
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- it would've been totally cute.
- I'm tired.
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Ooh, girl, my ass is dragging...
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- It'll be fine.
- Just let me find a lighter.
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I just need to sterilize the pin.
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- No, I can do it.
- You can't even reach the cyst.
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- Yes, I can.
- You can't reach the cyst.
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- Leave it alone. Get back!
- Well, just breathe.
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If you don't hold still,
it's gonna hurt worse...
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That's way too much to pay
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for some fucking splash back.
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That's what they cost, and
you're calling it a splash back,
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- and it's called a backsplash.
- Jesus Christ.
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Will you please stop
breathing down my neck
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for one fucking second?
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I'm not anywhere near your neck...
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They always have the
neatest flower arrangements
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on the table, candles are lit for you.
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Oh, and always try and
sit in Geoffrey's section.
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He is the most spectacular server.
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- Jesus.
- I'm sorry, what did you say, Bill?
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- Nothing. I didn't say anything.
- Yeah, you ruined a take.
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- I heard you.
- Did I? Oh! Talk about Geoffrey some more.
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Oh, my God, you're exhausting.
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Take a yoga class or something.
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I mean, meditate, breathe. Jesus...
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I just want us to
constantly be evolving.
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Evol... Okay. This
is not about us evolving.
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This is about... all about you
wanting to suck Geoffrey's dick.
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You know, I want to suck a
lot of dicks before I die, Bill.
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I don't wanna end up
miserable like my parents.
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I don't think it's
crazy after 18 years...
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So you're miserable? That's...
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You put it on your head.
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Nah, kid. That thingamajig.
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It's a head massager. Come here.
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Come on. It ain't like that.
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Go ahead.
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There you go.
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All right. Have a good one.
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You even gotta pay
for a baby to be born.
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Hospital won't let you
leave unless you pay.
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Don't be stupid.
You can pay in installments.
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Or on a credit card,
so you could get points.
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Or you could pay for it with points.
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You can't pay for a baby with points.
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Give me that paper clip!
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My brother was born in a parking lot.
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Yo, what the fuck! I almost had it.
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Oh! Whoa.
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Three... four... five...
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six... seven...
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Seven seconds.
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One...
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two...
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- three...
- Come on! Y'all are counting too slow!
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Shut up.
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Seven seconds.
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Oh! He pissed himself!
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- He pissed himself.
- Damn.
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Yo, man, it's okay.
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It's okay, it's okay.
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Uh-huh.
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Uh-huh.
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Uh-huh.
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Uh-huh.
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Yeah.
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Uh-huh.
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Ugh!
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Uh, no, no, no.
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No, you... You go ahead. Go ahead.
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Yeah?
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Stop playing!
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- Shit.
- _
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Mama's coming. Hold on.
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- Yo, I'm... I'm sorry about the baby.
- No.
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The sitter, uh, canceled
on me at the last minute.
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- It's good. It's good, it's fine.
- All right.
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She kind of looks like you.
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- You think so?
- Mm-hmm.
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I always figured she
must look like her daddy.
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Hmm. Who's her daddy?
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Donor X2X00752. Yeah.
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I don't know, but they told me that, uh,
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he got a 1500 on his SATs,
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and that he was a cello prodigy,
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so clearly, she's gonna be a genius.
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She's gonna be our nation's second
black female president after Oprah.
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So, uh, what about Joey?
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Seen some pictures on Facebook, yo.
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- He looked kind of...
- Fat. Yeah.
255
00:16:26,055 --> 00:16:27,522
What happened?
256
00:16:27,524 --> 00:16:29,723
- Diabetes.
- Diabetes.
257
00:16:29,725 --> 00:16:33,460
Shit. Ooh! This is good.
258
00:16:33,462 --> 00:16:36,563
I need all this gossip. You know
I'm a good four years behind
259
00:16:36,565 --> 00:16:39,199
ever since I had to block
your whole damn fool family.
260
00:16:39,201 --> 00:16:42,303
You want one of these? We should toast.
261
00:16:42,305 --> 00:16:43,837
To what?
262
00:16:43,839 --> 00:16:46,139
To what? To your mama
said you got a full ride
263
00:16:46,141 --> 00:16:48,170
- to the University of Chicago, that's what.
- Oh, stop. It's not official,
264
00:16:48,172 --> 00:16:49,376
so I don't want to jinx it.
265
00:16:49,378 --> 00:16:51,144
Pre-law, yes?
266
00:16:51,146 --> 00:16:52,579
- That's the plan.
- Yeah.
267
00:16:52,581 --> 00:16:54,648
So that's what we'll toast to.
268
00:16:54,650 --> 00:16:57,318
You representing my black
ass in a court of law, ASAP.
269
00:16:58,754 --> 00:17:01,021
Wait, no, actually, I don't... I'm good.
270
00:17:01,023 --> 00:17:02,756
- You sure? I got a beer in the fridge.
- Yeah. Uh-huh.
271
00:17:02,758 --> 00:17:06,596
I'm not supposed to, um,
drink 24 hours before, so...
272
00:17:06,598 --> 00:17:08,695
No. No, you are not. Good girl.
273
00:17:08,697 --> 00:17:10,129
You're right. You're right. My bad.
274
00:17:12,099 --> 00:17:14,334
Let's get the energy right up in here.
275
00:17:15,102 --> 00:17:19,004
So, your appointment is at 10 tomorrow.
276
00:17:19,006 --> 00:17:23,543
So we should definitely roll
out by like, 9:30, at the latest.
277
00:17:24,579 --> 00:17:25,911
That's bad luck.
278
00:17:25,913 --> 00:17:28,548
- What's bad luck?
- The, the white ones.
279
00:17:28,550 --> 00:17:30,516
White lighters? Says who?
280
00:17:30,518 --> 00:17:32,518
Says everybody.
281
00:17:34,556 --> 00:17:36,255
Bring it on.
282
00:17:36,257 --> 00:17:38,023
I ain't scared.
283
00:17:39,360 --> 00:17:41,426
And you got to eat something.
284
00:17:41,428 --> 00:17:43,395
My stomach is all like...
285
00:17:43,397 --> 00:17:45,731
Yeah, that makes sense, too.
286
00:17:51,873 --> 00:17:53,405
You smoke weed?
287
00:17:55,076 --> 00:17:57,542
Sometimes.
288
00:18:12,259 --> 00:18:14,158
Is Mo around?
You want me to talk to her?
289
00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:16,060
Um, no, I think she's...
290
00:18:16,062 --> 00:18:18,629
... like, getting the baby
ready, or something, so...
291
00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:21,732
How's her place? Is she...
Drinking?
292
00:18:21,734 --> 00:18:24,168
- No.
- Okay, well...
293
00:18:24,170 --> 00:18:26,137
Tell her I said, "Hey",
and give her a hug.
294
00:18:26,139 --> 00:18:27,605
Okay.
295
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:30,641
Okay. I gotta run to
work. I'm sorry, baby.
296
00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:31,643
It's okay.
297
00:18:33,013 --> 00:18:35,079
I'm sorry I'm not there.
298
00:18:35,081 --> 00:18:37,982
But you know what? We're
doing the right thing.
299
00:18:38,751 --> 00:18:40,651
Call me when it's done?
300
00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:43,187
I love you, baby.
301
00:18:43,189 --> 00:18:45,456
Love you, too.
302
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:48,158
Okay, baby girl. Come on.
303
00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:50,994
All right. Sondra is
gonna be here any minute.
304
00:18:50,996 --> 00:18:54,432
Would you please let her
in so I can get ready?
305
00:18:54,434 --> 00:18:56,967
Thank you. I'll be right back.
306
00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:59,703
Whew!
307
00:18:59,705 --> 00:19:02,506
I know, sweet love. Mama's
right here. Just a minute.
308
00:19:02,508 --> 00:19:05,309
Hey. Hey.
309
00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:07,845
Shh...
310
00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:09,713
She just went in there.
311
00:19:09,715 --> 00:19:13,183
Hey.
312
00:19:14,619 --> 00:19:15,885
Do you wanna cry?
313
00:19:15,887 --> 00:19:18,488
- Get down!
- I'm sorry, Hailey. I'm almost done.
314
00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:21,158
- Down! Down, down, down!
- Down?
315
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,126
Is that Miss Sondra?
316
00:19:23,128 --> 00:19:25,195
It's me! I'm coming in!
317
00:19:25,197 --> 00:19:27,030
- Hey, Miss Sondra!
- Hey!
318
00:19:27,032 --> 00:19:28,898
- I'll be right out!
- What you all doing to this baby?
319
00:19:28,900 --> 00:19:30,834
Look at you. What's wrong?
320
00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:33,003
That's my cousin Hailey
visiting from back home.
321
00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:36,073
Hailey, that's Miss Sondra.
She's come to save us.
322
00:19:36,075 --> 00:19:38,708
- Oh, yeah!
- Thank you so much, Miss Sondra.
323
00:19:38,710 --> 00:19:42,245
We are fed, bathed, pooped, peed.
324
00:19:42,247 --> 00:19:44,581
- She's good to go.
- Okay.
325
00:19:44,583 --> 00:19:48,184
Lighter... Thank you so much.
326
00:19:48,186 --> 00:19:50,186
- Say, "Bye, Mommy".
- Bye, baby girl.
327
00:19:50,188 --> 00:19:53,089
I'm so sorry. I love you. Be good.
328
00:19:53,091 --> 00:19:55,724
Shh. Don't cry.
329
00:19:55,726 --> 00:19:58,094
Say "Bye-bye". Wave bye-bye.
330
00:19:58,096 --> 00:20:01,998
Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Hurry back, Mom. Yeah.
331
00:20:05,370 --> 00:20:08,037
Yeah. Ooh, yeah.
332
00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:14,110
Sweatshirts, jackets, hats
off. Have your bags open.
333
00:20:14,112 --> 00:20:17,179
Empty your pockets onto the table.
334
00:20:17,181 --> 00:20:20,648
- Any weapons, knives, or mace?
- Nothing like that.
335
00:20:21,851 --> 00:20:23,918
Okay, go on through.
336
00:20:26,589 --> 00:20:28,223
Go on through.
337
00:20:28,225 --> 00:20:31,059
You don't have to, like, wait with me.
338
00:20:31,061 --> 00:20:32,760
You can go do something else.
339
00:20:32,762 --> 00:20:35,263
Girl, please. We gonna
get you checked in.
340
00:20:35,265 --> 00:20:37,565
And then I was thinking
I'd walk over to Junior's,
341
00:20:37,567 --> 00:20:41,702
and get us two big old hunks of the
world's most fabulous cheesecake.
342
00:20:42,705 --> 00:20:45,073
Okay. Do you have
anything in your pockets?
343
00:20:45,075 --> 00:20:47,242
All right, go on through.
344
00:20:47,244 --> 00:20:49,010
Thank you, sir.
345
00:21:02,491 --> 00:21:05,225
She's winking at me.
346
00:21:05,227 --> 00:21:07,094
Yeah, forever.
347
00:21:07,096 --> 00:21:09,597
Let's go, baby.
348
00:21:15,504 --> 00:21:18,138
- Hey, man. You got a light?
- Mm-hmm.
349
00:21:28,451 --> 00:21:30,451
Shit is tight.
350
00:21:30,453 --> 00:21:31,786
Thanks, man.
351
00:21:34,290 --> 00:21:37,958
♪ I feel the whole world
turning on trouble and pain ♪
352
00:21:39,462 --> 00:21:43,297
♪ Enough to drive a girl insane ♪
353
00:21:43,299 --> 00:21:45,466
♪ And there ain't no guarantee ♪
354
00:21:45,468 --> 00:21:50,104
♪ You and me ain't
gonna wake up... dead ♪
355
00:21:50,106 --> 00:21:52,306
♪ Did you hear me when I said ♪
356
00:21:52,308 --> 00:21:54,774
♪ I need my medicine, baby? ♪
357
00:21:56,778 --> 00:21:59,113
♪ I need my medicine man ♪
358
00:22:00,682 --> 00:22:05,452
♪ My medicine man! ♪
359
00:22:05,454 --> 00:22:10,356
Thank you. Thanks.
360
00:22:20,368 --> 00:22:23,969
♪ If God had a name ♪
361
00:22:23,971 --> 00:22:25,971
♪ What would it be? ♪
362
00:22:25,973 --> 00:22:29,509
♪ And would you call it to his face ♪
363
00:22:29,511 --> 00:22:35,148
♪ If you were faced with
him in all his glory? ♪
364
00:22:35,150 --> 00:22:39,885
♪ What would you ask if
you had just one question? ♪
365
00:22:42,589 --> 00:22:46,024
♪ And, yeah, yeah ♪
366
00:22:46,026 --> 00:22:48,693
♪ God is great ♪
367
00:22:48,695 --> 00:22:51,363
♪ And, yeah, yeah ♪
368
00:22:51,365 --> 00:22:53,765
♪ God is good ♪
369
00:22:53,767 --> 00:22:59,204
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
370
00:22:59,206 --> 00:23:02,807
♪ What if God was one of us ♪
371
00:23:04,378 --> 00:23:07,512
♪ Just a slob like one of us... ♪
372
00:23:34,529 --> 00:23:37,529
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373
00:25:19,860 --> 00:25:22,083
I hope that's okay for humans.
374
00:25:27,407 --> 00:25:29,407
You just got some new heat.
375
00:25:29,409 --> 00:25:32,544
Walkin' round here wearing
ball shoes, you don't even play.
376
00:25:32,546 --> 00:25:35,430
You know, I picked up your
mama wearing flip flops.
377
00:25:35,432 --> 00:25:38,331
Why don't you come over?
We're having a party.
378
00:25:40,253 --> 00:25:41,752
Do you want some of this?
379
00:25:41,754 --> 00:25:43,635
No, thank you. I'm not a teenager.
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