Original subtitles

Squeeze in! It's reaI packed! Don't push!

Squeeze in,god...

Don't push! So crowded!

CouId you stop pushing?

So packed...

Don't push...

Stupid! You've missed the beauty!

WeII, this one is not right again.

WouId you pIease...

Yes, how can I heIp you?

Ma'am, my name is Ton Wong.

It's my first day of work here.

HoId on a second, Iet me check.

WeIcome abroad!

Mick, show him the way pIease.

AIright.

This way pIease.

We've done the commerciaI...

This is our grand

showroom.

And this open office is our working pIace.

The first and second seats are yours.

From now on,

you'II eat and work here.

My name is Mick and I'm the senior in this company.

If you have any questions, feeI free to ask me.

But no tricky questions, aIright?

Do you have an EngIish name?

No, you can caII me Ah Ton.

Ah Ton?

Everyone,Iet me introduce our

Marketing Executive, Ah Ton.

This is John, LiIy.

And this is MichaeI.

HeIIo. HeIIo.

This is our company's name Iist.

This is our boss, Samantha.

Everyone is working on this project.

Check it out first.

We're aII waiting for you!

Ton Wong!

Long time no see!

The year we graduated was...

Now is 2001 and the foIIowing...

We graduated in 1996. It's been 5 years!

You said we were going to keep in touch!

You boy!

No, I thought you said that!

WeII, one of us has to caII first!

We're reaI busy in this company.

Right, where were you working before?

Another advertising firm.

I'd worked there for 4 years untiI it cIosed down.

and that's why I am here!

CIosed down?

Are you going to bring us down the drain?

Perhaps, I did.

You better get another job!

Yes,better be quick!

Do you stiII pIay soccer?

Not reaIIy.

But then I pIay with the neighborhood kids from time to time.

Wait, are you stiII taking a shower in your brief?

It's something reaIIy! Taking a shower and washing your brief at the same time!

What? Have you ever seen it?

Hush down! Others may hear.

What're you afraid of?

LiIy, Iet's go for coffee!

Come on!

Leave him aIone! What're you afraid of?

Have you got any new girIfriends?

You've conquered aII the beauties!

I haven't conquered them!

You know what? I am gay.

Dating girIs is onIy a cover.

Miss Siu wants you to sign this document, Samantha.

She is the boss,Samantha.

Quite hot,huh?

A reaI perfectionist!

If you are asked to finish a task,you better do so.An inch from her expectation...

...wiII get yourseIf kiIIed!

ReaIIy?

I'm not kidding!

She is very dangerous.

How dangerous?

Let me introduce you to our new coIIeague.

This is our Project Manager, Mr. Tsto.

Hi, I'm Ah Ton.

What is your Chinese Sign?

Snake.

Is that compatibIe?

You are in bad Iuck this year. Wear something to avoid it!

Or eIse, your worst encounter maybe ghost!

Mick, come over here.

TaIk to you Iater.

Another bad-Iuck empIoyee!

What can I do?

Is this your first day of work?

How many times do I have to repeat myseIf?

Can you teII what is peach and pink?

Aren't you seeing a movie with me? Don't Iaugh!

Are you done with my documents?

Soon...

Do you foIIow me?

I asked you when it'II be ready.

4...no,5.By 5 p.m.

WeII,the agency cIosed at 5.

No one is going to work after five!

No,you fixed it in the morning.

I need time to foIIow up!

I'II definiteIy turn it in before 5.

Where's Mick?

Here!

I'm working on that jeweIry script.

What the heII?I said peach!

And these words...how many times do I have to say this?

Increase its size graduaIIy!

Okay,I'II fix it right a way.

This is our new coIIeague,Ah Ton.

Have you worked in this fieId before?

Why did appIy for this job?

I wanna Iearn something new.

Go to schooI if you wanna Iearn.Here is a workpIace.

Have you finished with your fiIes?

AImost...haIf an hour more,perhaps.

Let him heIp out in the commerciaI.

What?

Nothing.

That script wiII be in your office tomorrow.

I want it tonight!

Tonight?

Tonight is my mom's birthday. I'II dine out with her.

Go ahead and wait if you want to!

I'm free tonight.

WouId you Iet me do the script?

CooI,thanks!

Another fight!

What the heII! Get out...

I'II give you the script in 15 minutes.

Something's wrong with my computer. Can you check it pIease?

How can you see it?

Take my seat.

I don't know what happened.

When I pressed the button,the screen froze!

Your hair smeII good!

Why don't you Iook at me?

No way.

Samantha

What's up?

What're you doing?

What're you doing?

Oh,no...

Why are you staring at me?

What did I do?

What were you thinking? You were staring at me!

Get out! Get out...

This is insane!I wouId have to go to jaiI if I do this!

I didn't do it.

What's wrong?

I don't get it!Why...

Do I need a reason to Iike you?

Like me?

Yes,I Iike you.

ImpossibIe! TotaIIy impossibIe!

Get out!

I didn't...

She threw in herseIf.I was afraid.

How do I know whether she was toying with me?

You're now toying with me!

I'm serious!

Serious?If you were serious,you wouId not push her away.

Thanks for your juicy gossip.

It turns me on...

This is better than any sexuaI fantasies I had ever have.

ReaIIy!

I didn't do nothing but she treated me this way.

Okay...

Perhaps,a ghost went in her.

And that ghost wanna you so badIy!

Are you nuts?

Mick,did you do this script?

Let me see.

No.

I did this one.

Not bad at aII.

What a miracIe!

She actuaIIy knows how to praise and smiIe.

Boy, you're reaIIy something.

Don't get overexcited.

Perhaps,you've bumped into a ghost; that's why she is so unusuaI.

A ghost!

Are you aIright?

Be carefuI!

Nothing,just a scratch.

Let me see.

Nothing reaIIy.

Nothing? This is nothing?

Are you serious?

You are stiII the same after 10 years.

You've cut your hand for god's sake.

It's nothing.

When the bIood cIots,the wound wiII heaI.

This is crazy!

If not,who wouId comfort me?

Damn it!

Come on!I don't wanna wrap up your script!

This is the way that it is...

Are you stiII here?

I pIan to finish the script first.

How did this happen?

I don't know.

Did you say you've something eIse to do?

The computer broke down again!Ask someone to check it out!

AIright!Right a way!

What's wrong with the computer?

It aIways freezes.

Let me check it.

Thanks.

Have a seat.

That's fine.I'm aIright.

Your hair smeII good.

Get out!

What are you Iooking at?

There...

Nothing...nothing...

What happened?

Let's cIean up now.We'II finish it tomorrow!

Why are you aII fIushing?

None of your goddamn business!

Samantha...

Samantha...

Are you aIright?

Samantha,are you aIright?

Are you Iooking down on me?

You're not Samantha.Who're you?

Why do you teII Mick about it?

Do you think I am cheap or what?

No.

CaIm down,Samantha,caIm down.

CaIm down,Samantha,caIm down.

I can't take this anymore...

I don't know who I am anymore.

I've to put on a mask everyday.

I don't want it. I reaIIy don't want it this way.

I onIy want someone to hug me.

Did you guys do it? What a mess?!

When did you Ieave Iast night?

What were you guys doing Iast night?

What the heII?

What happened? What a chaos!

I don't care what had happened.You guys better cIean it up!

And get back to work!

Come with me.

Don't you think you're crossing the Iine?

Why do I have to be nice to you?

This woman...she's insane.

Don't you beIieve me?

What does it have to do with me?

You Iike Samantha.

She's a sIut. Enjoy her.

This coIor isn't that good.

Ah Ton, why don't you take charge of this commerciaI?

Did you hear that? She asks you to take charge of this!

That's good. I'II have more Ieisure.

I've onIy started here for a few days! How can I do this aII by myseIf?

Go ahead and teII her if you can't handIe it!

You two are in good terms anyway.

Work on it together!

What's it?

Sorry, I guess I'm not good at this.

What about the script?

I guess you shouId pass it onto Mick. He has been foIIowing it aII aIong.

Give me the script.

Don't go.

I promise you.I wiII never do this to you again.

PIease don't Ieave me...

I don't want anything but you, onIy you.

I came back Iast night and you weren't here at aII.

She toId me the whoIe thing.

You weren't here at aII these nights.

Nothing has happened.

She was Iying to you.

Not even a kiss?

If you have someone eIse, don't you dare to touch me!

Yes,I've someone eIse!

And does that mean you can revenge on me?

Yes!

Okay.I don't care!

You get out! Out!

In fact,we're back together.

Do you know what I am saying?

Samantha is my girIfriend.

What are you thinking? Is this your first day of work?

How many times do I have to repeat myseIf?

This is over exaggerated.

When your girIfriend is your boss, you'II have Iots of work to do!

Something big is coming up!

I don't care. You better get it done as soon as possibIe!

And there's more to come, Mick!

On top of office poIitics, we've office reIationships. What a mess!

How's it? Is that okay?

This is the best timing.Your chance to score!

You knew that she is my girIfriend.

So what for causing aII these troubIe?

I want to break you guys up!

No way!Do you Iike my girIfriend too?

What're you doing?

What now? Wanna fight?

Mick,give me a chance...

You're nuts!

I wanna kiss you...I reaIIy wanna kiss you!

Mick...

Give both of us a chance!You're insane!

Mick...

Mick!

Are you insane? Are you gay?

Yes,I am!

Don't you remember what you have toId me?

I want to give it to the one whom I Iove most.

You...

ShouIdn't you save it for your Iove ones?

Is that it?

Oh,shit!

You're insane!

Thanks.

Have you seen Ah Ton?

Yes.

I've tried his mobiIe and home,no one was there.

Yes!

Come in.

What's up,boss?

Time for Iunch.Aren't you eating?

Now?

Yes.

You shouId feed the one inside you ...

I mean your stomach.

Wait untiI I finish these scripts!

Do you need heIp? No,thanks.

Let me heIp you.

You're sneaky!

Put it down! Not having Iunch?

No!

Yeah,Ah Ton has not been at work for aImost a week.

Where did he go?

How wouId I know?

I don't know what he's up to now.

ReaIIy? Do you worry about him? Or do you miss him?

What the heII?

You've such a bad mouth...

Yes,because I'm in a good mood!

Good mood?

I wonder why.

TeII me!

Do you beIieve that I'II bit?

Where's Mick?

In the boss'office.

You naughty bitch!TeII me now!

Why are you in a good mood?

What's this now?

Look.

I'm very excited...

Why?

Because I can kiss you.

I Iove you.

Can't wait any Ionger...

Open the door!Is anyone in?

I forgot.What is the number again?

Is 4321 ...bingo!

I can't open it.What's the number?

No,it doesn't work! Open the door!

God!I gotta go!

Open up now!

HeIp...I forgot...

You never get to remember a shit!

Wait! It hurts!

A stomache?

It must be the food!I'II get you some medicine!

Don't go...I'm dying! $50?

No wonder you bought aII the branded cIothes!

Ah Mo,don't give her...

I'II bet for $30.

$20 wiII do.

Ah Mo,I'II do $10. It's up to you!

$8. I can't wait anymore!

Ah Mo,$3 wiII do!

It's coming! It touches my pants!

How can you stiII joke when you're stomach hurts Iike heII?

Ah Mo,go in!

You're bad! You bring us aII down!

None of your business!

Thanks.

Don't worry...I'm here!

Come on...I'II kiss it off...

You idiot! What for hiding in the bathroom?

I purposeIy bring you the toiIet papers!

Come on...I'II kiss off your pain.

Come on...

Let me kiss it off...

Your toiIet paper is soft.Where did you get it?

I knew you wouId Iike it.

I'II show you the pIace Iater, okay?

Your face is so rounded today!

It's aII your fauIt...

If you sue him for sexuaI harassment, he'II sureIy go to jaiI.

What kind of bra is that?

I don't need a bra.

I don't beIieve it!

Excuse me,don't you have work today?

Action! Now!

No bra?I don't beIieve it.

Where's it?

Excuse me,what're you Iooking for?

I Iost the correction pen.

I've aII kinds of pens.

Ink,penciIs...

Don't you mess around here!

No one is around except you.

Leave me aIone!

If I can't get it done,you'II be doomed!

Cut it out!

It's aII your fauIt...

giving me that pork chop.

Are you feeIing good?What are you doing?

Of course not.

It'II be better soon.

You...

You're so rounded.

Sorry. You hit me.

It hurts...a kiss.

Kiss...It's aII swoIIen here,give me a kiss.

Don't touch me!

Give me a kiss!

Boss,an urgent document!

Virgin?I Iike virgins!

Boss...

Urgent!

Are you aIright?

This is your turn!

BIackout.

Oh,yes!

Yes!Yes!

What's up?

There is no sound...

Not a sound?

How come there is no sound at aII?

You bIoody knew this!We don't have money for audio!

Why did you take it out?

No one Iikes this anymore!

No one?

The most weII-known pornographic company is Horny Corney.

And they have chosen this one.

There is no sound but hair!

Good,hair is the seIIing point.

Of course is hair!What so funny about it?

What shouId we do?

What shouId we do?

Easy,get someone to do the dubbing!

WeII,good idea!

Let's hope this MonopoIy Privacy wiII make a good saIe

not onIy in the IocaI market but aIso the European one!

Let's hope our MonopoIy Privacy be nominate

in the coming year's Best Foreign FiIm.

I hope everyone wiII heIp me accompIish this goaI.

RMF?

What's up?

3 - 2 - 1 !

Where is your fatty boss,Knife Lam?

He owes us money.Now is the payback time.

My boss asks me to coIIect the debts and here I am.

I'm not singing.Nor am I an idiot!

He owed us $30,000 Iast month.

You better settIe it now! Don't you toy with me!

What're you saying?

What?

Say it,don't sing it!

Our...boss...asks...you...to...pay... off...

the...debt!

Pay off what?

Pay off the debt?

No...not yet.

Don't give me a hard time!

No...reaIIy!

Boss,what shouId we do?

Who is it? Debt coIIector!

What shouId we do? Who are they?

The red one is at the back,not here!

Whatever,someone wiII cIean it up anyways.

I hope everyone wiII cooperate

and heIp me out with the dubbing of MonopoIy Privacy.

Let's hope Horny Corney wiII buy it.

When the fiIm succeed, we wiII be paying off the debt,

awarded with commission at the end of the year.

Why shouId we heIp out with your own debt?

That's it!

It is aIready the worst kind of shame, working in a pornographic company.

And now you want us to do the dubbing too?

Isn't pornographic a kind of fiIm?

Every doIIar of your saIary is out from this pornographic company.

There's a dream too in pornography!

This is not onIy about the pIot and structure

but aIso the action and expression.

The stream of consciousness...

This is not the right pIace.

I wiII get another job now!

I'm Knife, wouId you pIease heIp?

It'II be quick. 2 hours onIy.

Give me a caII once you're done.

AIright.

Good, when's it? 7:30?

ReaIIy, I didn't Iie to you.

Right, 2 hours.

Get it done within 2 hours.

Why are you stiII working?

The boss is stiII here.

If the saIary won't come in 2 days, I'm quitting!

At max, I'II Iose a month saIary.

Isn't this a bit harsh?

A bit harsh for Iosing my saIary on him?

Do I have to donate him or what?

I didn't mean Iess harsh but harsher, to sue him!

Sue him for not paying our saIary!

Right! That shouId be it!

ReaIIy?

Are you Ieaving or what?

If we do the dubbing for him, we'II get paid.

He's just a jerk.

I think he has ambition and dream

to the entertainment industry.

Let's heIp him out.

Have you heard me?

PIease Iisten to me.

Don't you think I'm the onIy reasonabIe one here?

I think we shouId heIp him this time.

Listen to me first!

What do you want again?

Wait for me...

Mo, you...

Are you trying to scare me again?

Surprise!

I'm very scared! You freak me out!

If I knew that he wouId die this soon, I wouId have sued him.

We shouId have quit Iast month.

Just take whatever to compensate our Ioss.

Hurry up...

This suit is good.

I Iike this one.

Don't you know aII the red ones are mine?

You take the green ones.

I don't Iike green.This is pink.

Just pick whatever for god's sake. Otherwise...

the debt coIIectors wiII cIear them aII!

This is mine!

It's mine!

Stop puIIing! It's mine!

Let go!

What are you doing here?

You...scare the heII out of me!

Who asks you to stand here?

None of your business!

You wish it is none of my business!

The tapes that you grab can

earn you some dough in tempIe street!

MonopoIy Privacy has no dubbing! What for taking it?

There're some many ...

Ma'am...

Knife and I are pretty cIose.

He's nice. Listen up!

He comes and visits me every week. Knife passed away.

He needs my heIp. Listen first!

And that's why I'm here.

I knew it.

I know what's on your mind. I'm not that sort of person!

I saIe beer in pubs.

Beer saIesgirI.

This is Knife's office!

You can't charge into the Director's office!

Don't touch a thing here!

Wait, heIIo?

Who's this?

Yes,yes. Thank you...

Yes,thank you! Thank you! Bye bye!

That fatty didn't Iie to us.

Horny Corney is reaIIy bringing up a tape!

We onIy have a coupIe of days.

Let's start dubbing!

That's not possibIe!

Get yourseIf together and start dubbing!

Who? Who?

Who's this?

Who's this?

Boss?

Give it to me.

Give it to me.

This is beautifuI.

Shi, this is for you.

I don't want it!

You're so cIassy!

Give it to your boyfriend.

Freeze!

Are you nuts?

This isn't funny at aII!

AII the cIothes are gone now!

You're insane!

What's up? Someone touches me!

Who? Who touches you? Who?

Someone is reaIIy touching me!

Whereabouts?

Go and check!

Me?

Yes, you boy! Hurry!

He Iooks Iike a sissy. He has no guts anyways.

Who says I'm a sissy? I'II go!

Nothing in here.

That side!

No!

Nothing either.

I didn't know ghosts have no Iegs!

Of course,they don't!

Why wearing shoes when I'm in the bat hroom?

Did you pinch my butt?

Your butt? I've mine!

Who wants your butt?

For your excess fat?

You bitch!

Someone is reaIIy pinching her butt!

What?

Someone is reaIIy pinching her butt!

How do you know?

Because now someone is pinching mine!

BIackout?

What is it?

Oh, you've pads underneath your bra!

CIaiming it aII reaI?

Mine is reaI.

It's true! ReaIIy!

Touch it and you'II know.

Stupid! That's not fun anymore!

Touch it...

Stop fooIing around.

It's Iike camping back in high schooI time.

Hiding in the dark and scared to death.

Yes, I feeI Iike camping in Cheng Shai too.

When it gets dark, you see nothing at aII.

OnIy the stars in the sky, isn't it?

Yes.

I've never been to Cheng Shai,onIy a smaII viIIage in Lantau.

ReaIIy?

I've never been to Cheng Shai either but I've been to Mui Shai

Yeah,have you guys been to Wu Kei Shai camping site?

Where I Iive now is the former Wu Kei Shai.

Camping was reaI fun.

We fished

and toId ghost stories around the bonfire.

Yes!

When this is over, we'II go to Cheng Shai.

Good idea!

Let000's exchange our numbers!

Where're my gIasses?

Hurry up.

Where's Mo?

Shi.

Shi, are you aIright?

The entrance is that side!

ChiII out, I'm Anna. I came here to heIp.

We're both heroines.

What do you mean by we?

Don't you guys fight at this time.

Go and heIp.

Yes, heIp!

Mo! Mo!

Come here quick!

HeIp out with the dubbing! I can't do aII myseIf!

Don't you understand?

He forces us to finish his dream.

He's right. Everyone has a dream.

I'm Mo. I understand.

Let's heIp him with the dubbing.

Once we're over with it, he won't disturb us no more!

Don't you get it?

Let's do it quick. Just get it over with!

No!

It's aII about Knife's reputation.

We've to do our best.

No Iousy work.

Knife, pIease, just Ieave us aIone!

Get back to work, now!

No, not Iike this. This isn't how you mourn.

You don't have affection at aII. Try Anna's.

Of course, I'm not as professionaI as she is.

I've onIy been a beer saIesgirI.

This is my first time.

Strip off.

Baby,strip. Baby is coming.

Strip off! Strip now!

Baby! Baby! More...come on!

Cut!

I've tried my best aIready. This is as manIy as I couId go.

Try to be even more manIy.

Dear...

Cut!

I tried my best,reaIIy.

Once more.

Here I am!

Why don't you take a bath first?

You want a bath with me?

Why don't you strip?

Beauty,Iet me kiss you.

Just hug me!

Don't be shy! Do you want me to kiss you first?

Come on, Iet's take a bath!

Hurry and get the finaI reeI done!

Otherwise, I won't Iet any of you go!

Are you nuts?

Okay! Come on!

I Iove you! Baby!

FinaIIy!

Boss? Knife?

Thank you!

Boss...

I Iove you!

Boss...Knife...

Bye. Bye.

ToiIet paper!

How many times do I have to repeat myseIf.Never give me this kind of coarse paper!

You wanna taIk back?

Who finish dubbing for you to fuIfiII your wish, huh?

Who gives you a chance to be famous?

This is onIy a tiny IittIe favor!

Do you think you're now a super star?

Where the heII did you go, fatty ghost?

It's just the bad mouth.

Good morning. Good morning.

Good morning!

Good morning!

Hi Martin!

Hi Mary!

Long time no see.

You're gorgeous.

Are you free tonight?

If you're, why not after work tonight?

Let's go for dinner at Wan Chai!

Idiot!

Do you know what I saw in pantry?

I saw Martin and that MiddIe East woman

hugging and kissing passionateIy.

It's good that they're in the office. Otherwise, who knows what they'II do.

I mean that foreign jerk is a reaI pervert!

Open the door.

What takes you so Iong?

Boss was Iooking for you everywhere and that's why I'm backing you up.

If you back me up, who backs you up?

Twins have an excuse to go to the bathroom together,don't they?

Go on.

Martin and that MiddIe East woman are... going out.

No way.It's onIy a day since they met.

They sIept together Iast night and you don't know anything about it.

Martin has a hickey on his neck.It's about a size of a pizza.

I guess you've mistaken.

That woman's mouth is not as big as mine.

ReaIIy?

ReaIIy?

Sure!

Do you think that foreigner

can do it?

What?

What? Screw you!

FinaI review!

Not too bad. You can pIay aIong her Iegs for at Ieast 2 hours.

How can you go for 2 hours?

Her Iegs are not that great.

No, she pIayed my Iegs for at Ieast 2 hours!

Among those European girIs, she has no breast or butt.

If she wasn't pIaying with my Iegs, we can't go for a whoIe night!

I think he's just a bit fast.

How fast?

Like a gust of wind.

If there isn't much position,

I'm afraid he'II under run.

If he can't,why do you give him such a big hickey?

Everyone has one.

And your next target is?

The twins.

If I can have them in one goaI,

same face on both sides,

that's going to be a heII of fun!

Twins in one goaI, nice picture!

Who knows who wiII have such pIeasure.

Martin is reaIIy nice.

He is after aII a mix.

ItaIian-Pakistani.

The bIood is reaI poison,you need an examination!

We've used condoms.

No French kiss? Do you think saIiva is save?

Don't exaggerate!

You're just jeaIous!

Exaggerate? Someone got infected through saIiva!

Petty pea.

She is the one who got infected!

You know what? She pees in pauses.

Don't you think she's infected?

It's onIy because she has been irreguIar.

This is worst. IrreguIar peopIe are IikeIy to be infected.

Don't you taIk to her in a cIose distance.

The vocaI infIammation is very common these days.

You've been infected too?

She's used the first tap from the right.

Don't you dare to touch it.

Otherwise, you may get infected.

You're so bitchy!

My mouth couId be worse in the birthday party!

What's wrong with you? Are you in grief because you've no sex Iife these days?

No sex Iife?I didn't want it and that's it.

If I want it, men wiII fIood the entire buiIding!

From the Iook of your teeth, I know how hungry you are. Desperate woman.

Don't you worry. On your birthday, I'II sureIy give you a surprise.

I don't want your surprise.

I know I am not as stunning as usuaI.

Wait untiI I've the braces taken out! AII guys wiII stick to me!

Yeah, whatever!

Thanks! Thanks!

Happy Birthday!

I'm so happy!

ReaIIy? Happy Birthday!

It's your Iast birthday anyways. Have as much fun as you can.

Same to you!

Happy Birthday!

Look, do they Iook Iike a coupIe?

They are in a reIationship. I granted him a Ieave yesterday.

Got it.

Cindy!

The cake matches you so weII!

ReaIIy?

It's so aIike. Two pieces of shit sticking together.

The most expensive piece of shit!

Yes, if I use your shit to bake,

there shouId be some pounds Ieft out.

Look.

Is that it?

In fact, our shape is simiIar,

onIy that you've added pads underneath and I haven't.

This is aII reaI, do you see?

No one wiII beIieve.

This is such a great day! Let's take off aII our bras

and see who has the reaI boobs!

What's up?

None of your business. It's personaI.

Just stay here and watch!

Are you serious?

I can, if you can.

If you can, I can too.

Come on! I'II take it!

Come on! Let's do it!

Come on!

Cindy...

So what?

Let's do it! Come on!

Bingo! I Iose!

CooI, man!

Of course!

AIright! That's it for now!

WeII, we haven't taken any pictures.

I don't know whether she'II have the mood for pictures.

Why not?

Let's take your Iast picture.

After the picture, we aII have to get back to work!

Egg tart!

Take a picture!

Ready.

1 - 2 - 3

After the party,you guys have a bra ceIebration.Do you have any discipIine?

What is discipIine?

Conduct!

Am I the boss or are you the boss?

Boss, are you pitching in?

It's onIy $150. I paid aIready!

Get back to work. Hurry up!

Birthday girI,you shouId be the Iucky one today.Choose one!

This one, Cindy Star!

With Cindy's choice, I shouId win!

You'II definiteIy Iose with this wiId hose.

Whoever rides on wiII faII from the horse.

Whichever she picks,the jockey wiII be shaken up.

Sisters, Iet's go!

You're pretty famiIiar with aII those faIIing incidents.

I'm very firm.

But not as Cindy's.

It's okay, I've ordered those water-based bras.

I shouId Iook much better after wearing those.

I'm not free tonight.

No way.

You twins!

We've a date with our boyfriends.

Okay, go ahead and be dumped.

Egg tart.

Pick up something for me in Causeway Bay.

I'm not taking the bras.

Once more.

These are the girIy stuff. Don't embarrass me!

Are you embarrassed when you coIIected Cindy's shoes?

How about choosing JuIia's cosmetic?

And the twins' napkins?

I don't have time now.

I've an urgent document to send at 4 p.m.

Get it for me when you're done.

Yeah right!

What?

I wish Egg Tart is stuck in the street

and huge traffic congestion.May you be stuck in MTR for at Ieast 3 hours.

When you come back, you'II sureIy be fired!

Sorry...

I wish you aII went in an accident!

Ma'am!

Are you okay? You scared me, Ling!

Go and check you teeth. Whatever you cursed happened.

By the way, cIose your bad mouth pIease.

Be carefuI!

What?

Your bad mouth wiII cost you!

Wish you've no more kin!

And be raped when you died!

Wish your next Iife deaf and mute!

Wish you have ghosts around you for aII times!

Why are you so poison? Freak!

Are you in your menopause?

The traffic is bad outside.

That bitch was right!

Excuse me.

Isn't it good?

This is reaI something.

Not reaIIy.

The horse that you cursed just feII in an accident!

What a coincidence.

It's onIy a coincidence.

That horse broke the 3T.

Is that my business?

It's onIy a game. Take it easy!

Our boyfriends dumped us.

Both? No way.

It's the same pIace and same time.

Is it that same guy?

It's aII because of your bad mouth. Whatever you cursed happened.

It's onIy a coincidence!

I said Martin wiII court me, wiII he?

Let's have Iunch together.I need to discuss with you.

Good.

Wanna date you.

StrictIy business.

And more personaI Iater.

Egg Tart, where're you going?

Macau.

Why do you go to Macau? Did the company send you there?

I'm going home, Lu Wan.

Home?

The company just fired me. Where wouId I go if I don't go home?

Why did the company fire you?

WeII, when I was in the MTR yesterday,

the MTR went out of service and I was stuck in it for 3 hours

which deIayed the document.

The company is not after for any compensation.They're just firing me.

Forget it. This isn't quite a promising job after aII.

There're Iots of chances out there.

By the way, buy a ticket may heIp easing you.

I'II see you guys Iater.

I've to finish it.

This is urgent. PIease finish it before 5.

This is a big one. work over time untiI you get it done!

If you can't finish it, work over time untiI you get it done!

I'II sureIy do it. But you can't Iook.

What?

You can't keep Iooking at me Iike this!

Stupid!

If you don't want others to Iook, you better dress a bit more formaI!

What is it?

Time for Iunch, excuse me.

You dress as if there is no air-condition in the office.

I guess you wiII soon wear bikini to work.

I'II sue you for sexuaI harassment!

Take it easy!

None of your business!

Yes, indeed. It's time for Iunch.

Let me chiII you out a bit.

You pervert! Why taIk dirty?

I was onIy offering to heIp.

Do you count this dirty too?

You're courteous and dirty at the same time!

AIright, just say no if you don't want it!

It's not whether I want it...

Who knows whether you're kidding?

If you can, I can too.

Are you teasing me now?

I can. How about you?

Sure, why not?

DeaI!

DeaI!

Hurry up! There's onIy haIf an hour more!

HaIf an hour isn't enough!

You're weII-known for being way too fast.

HaIf a minute wiII be too much for you anyways! Come on!

Concentrate!

I'm aIIergic to the carpet! So itchy!

Sorry...Keep the mood ...

Mother Damned!

What did you say?

Your braces hurt me!

Sorry...Keep the mood...

Oh! My water bra!

Keep the mood...

Damn you!It's Ieaking everywhere ...

Who wants to go on with you!

It's okay, go on!

You go on aII by yourseIf!

You bastard! I'm aImost there!

You taIk dirty!

Dirty? Martin is dirty once screwed by her!

FrankIy speaking, have you ever farted when you're about to come?

WeII,I know you did!

I guess we have to post a memo in the office forbidding farting.

Are you not in a good mood?

How do you know?

Bitching after sex,you know what I am taIking about.

Excuse me, did I hurt you?

It's good that it's not Ieaking.

This is the cIassic sex scene.

I ask you not to go for her.

You're Iike a dumpster.

When I want it, I won't even Iet a piece of pork chop go.

Who knows she is this bad?

Get out!

Do you know the ruIes? Bitching after sex!

I didn't. Did you?

I didn't screw you!

You bastard! If you didn't, why bitch about it?

You shouId have known it.

Don't you teII Cindy about it!

She asks me very sincereIy though!

WeII, but I haven't toId Ling yet.

I'm now out for a meeting. Make yourseIf at home.

You son of a bitch!

Wish you faIIing from the staircase and get infected with STD!

Wish you stuck in the Iift and dropped down on ground zero!

Egg tart,why are you back?

I've bought you guys some presents and cake.

Too bad.I gonna run,see you soon.

This way!

Sorry.

Sorry...

What are you doing?Taking a nap?

Don't you aII have discipIine?

This is urgent.PIease get it done before 5.

This is a big one.How can I finish it before 5?

If you can't finish it,work over time untiI you get it done!

I'II sureIy do it.But you...

I didn't Iook!

Stupid!If you don't want others to Iook, you better dress//a bit more formaI!

And what is it now?

Time for Iunch,excuse me.

You dress as if there is no air-condition in the office.

I guess you wiII soon wear bikini to work.

Take it easy.

None of your business!

Of course,it's my business. It's Iunch time!

Let me chiII you out a bit.

You dirty-mouth pervert!

I was onIy offering to heIp.

Do you count this dirty too?

You're courteous and dirty at the same time!

AIright, just say no if you don't want it.

Now...

It's not whether I want it...

Who knows whether you're kidding?

If you can, I can too.

Are you teasing me now?

I can. How about you?

Sure, why not?

Okay. DeaI! CIose the door!

Where are you running to?

I've aIready cIosed the door! Don't you toy with me!

The conference room is that way. I'm aIIergic to carpet!

Let's go, then!

Are you backing out now?

I'm not the Ieast bit of scared!

I'm onIy afraid that your braces wiII hurt me.

But when I turned on...

A fart,right? A Ioud fart doesn't smeII.

But I...am quite difficuIt,you know...

I know.I swear I won't break your water-based bra.

Wait...

Don't you spread a word when we're done.

Or eIse I'II curse you to death!

Okay, I'II make sure Cindy hears nothing!

DeaI!

DeaI!

This is awesome!

FinaI review.

The news is hot!

The entire company knows!

Does Cindy know?

Even Ling knows.

Did he under run?

WeII, it depends on who he is doing with.

Who dares to stop without my command?

You shouId be very satisfied by now.

No reaIIy,that was onIy my Iunch time forepIay.

There's more to it.

Is that a bit too much?

No matter what he's mine at this time.

He's mine. When he dies, his souI is aIso mine!

Don't you aII fight with me!

Who fights with you. Save it aII for you!

Ma'am!

Ling, why are you so sneaky?

Are you trying to scare me?

I wish I couId scare you to death! You bitch is totaIIy useIess!

Where are they?

It's a urgent meeting. Everyone is waiting for you.

By now, everyone shouId know what happened in our company.

The case is aIready exposed.

No one wiII Ieave this room untiI a reasonabIe soIution is figured.

You are aII here!

How dare are you being Iate in this urgent meeting?

How dare are you caIIing an urgent meeting without a reason?

Go on.

Forget it. Her mouth is so bad that it wiII spread a bad odor from the coffin.

Get started! BuIIshit!

The mission of our company is:

Everyone works for me, whiIe I work for everyone.

Team spirit is essentiaI to keep his company going.

And the incident today

concerns our reputation and future!

No matter what, we've to get Egg Tart back!

You've just fired him and you're hiring him again?

What kind of joke is that?

If we can't Iocate him within 7 days, we're doomed!

Let's go and get him in Lu Wan!

Good, we can gambIe too.

I'm afraid that he has headed back to PortugaI.

Does Egg Tart know Portuguese?

He has nowhere to go except staying in Hong Kong.

No matter where he is now, we've to go get him!

How can we Iocate him?

Just Iie to him and teII him that there's a part-time for him!

He's now jobIess. He shouId faII in the trap!

Why for getting him here? Aren't we doomed enough?

If he's not here, we're not aII together.

I know there's a egg tart shop which seIIs very nice egg tarts.

Are we Iooking for Egg Tart or are we eating egg tart?

Martin, Iook at how fat you were in this picture.

How fat? I think it's quite cute.

I've gained a bit weight but I've Iost haIf of the fat in my face though.

I burn Iike a charcoaI.

The newspaper son of bitches onIy shoot pictures of the dead.

I have beard. When I die, I'II stiII be recognized.

They said we were twin corpses.

Is this bIoody hand yours or mine?

It's mine of course. Don't you see the goId watch on it.

If I knew that we were aII going to die, I wouId have strived that day!

AII die? What're you taIking about?

That means a totaI Ioss! Dying together!

Dying together? When did I come then?

Don't you know?

Why don't you acknowIedge her in advanced?

I thought she knew it ages ago.

It's never too Iate.

I toId you to get it on a memo and post it aII around.

And .obviousIy, you haven't!

Don't you aII have discipIine?

Didn't Martin teII you when he was doing with you?

BuIIshit is of course out of the way when we're doing it!

I guess you died happiIy in bed.

I died in the Iift. How do I get to know so much?

Did you have sex after you died?

Imposter!

What?

No one is Ieaving untiI the meeting is over!

What do you guys want?

Let go of me!

I wiII definiteIy burn you more scents and money.

PIease Iet me go!

I had never hurt you in any way.

If it wasn't you, we wouIdn't die!

Are you stiII bIaming on others?

Don't you know what's wrong with you?

It's aII because your bad mouth!

Shut up!

No respect or whatsoever.

Listen up!

It's because of your bad mouth.

It aII happens when you started cursing Egg Tart!

Did Egg Tart get fire?

Are you guys coming for gossip or for work?

What's new today? Hurry up.

Big time!

What sort of big deaI? TeII us aII about it!

Egg Tart says, after he was fired, he was furious.

And now, he is going to Macau to chiII out a bit!

If he doesn't get better,

he'II sureIy come back for us! That means he'II kiII us aII!

Knock it off! Don't you think these are crap!

Are you exaggerating?

I can exaggerate a bit more,if you Iike.

Egg Tart, why are you back?

I've bought you guys some presents and cake.

Too bad. I gonna run, see you Iater.

Does it have anything to do with me?

Egg Tart onIy wants to buy you tea.

What sort of revenge?

There is no rush for it.

Let Egg Tart starts with the content.

This is the whoIe incident.

AIthough you don't seem to have a part in this shit,it won't happen without your curse.

Amanda,you...

are aIways a burden for your friends!

Good! Good...

You bastards scare the shit out of me!

Why do you disregard my command? What's the cake for?

Don't act smart!

Let's wrap it up! It's aII exposed!

She didn't know that she dies. How can we ceIebrate?

Won't I know if I die?

Because you're Iack of discipIine.

WeII,we've to start it aII over with Egg Tart's case.

She was stiII deepIy asIeep when we stuff in an egg tart in your mouth!

How do you know whether you're dead?

Stupid!Why do I have to beIieve you?

I can say that I'm in a sweet dream right now!

I had a nightmare and it's reaI scary!

That's good.What for taIking her out?

Just stab her with the knife. I don't wanna waste my time.

Good, we can now cut the cake!

It's your first dead birthday.

We'II make it good.

I baked this cake for you.

Look,it takes off the extra 2 pounds.

Good,ready, go!

I got Egg Tart!

He was downstairs burning us scents and money.

Egg Tart...

Shut up!

Brothers,Iet's work!

Good!

Ma'am!

Ling, I am dead, reaIIy.

I toId you that it wiII cost you!

Sorry, pIease forgive me.

Can you Iet me go?

I'm dead as weII! How can I Iet you go?

I wish your next Iife to be the most Ionesome and dreadfuI!

A bad mouth Iik e you shouId deserve the worst!

Don't cry!I'm a much horribIe person than you're!

Burn it aII!

Burn it aII for me!