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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,830 --> 00:00:04,686 Gabby, what is that? 2 00:00:04,710 --> 00:00:05,517 (buzzing) 3 00:00:05,541 --> 00:00:07,096 Gabby: It's a Praxian Fairy. 4 00:00:07,120 --> 00:00:10,000 They're not dangerous, just very, very naughty. 5 00:00:10,580 --> 00:00:13,619 Now, if we don't move, maybe it won't... 6 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:15,539 Now! (grunts) 7 00:00:16,500 --> 00:00:18,079 Liv, catch it! 8 00:00:21,539 --> 00:00:23,120 (blows raspberry) 9 00:00:24,960 --> 00:00:26,120 Hey, girls. 10 00:00:27,210 --> 00:00:29,120 Hey, Mom! Shouldn't you be at work? 11 00:00:29,460 --> 00:00:31,596 Yeah, but the station gave me the day off. 12 00:00:31,620 --> 00:00:33,936 It turns out there's nothing interesting 13 00:00:33,960 --> 00:00:35,119 to report on in this town. 14 00:00:35,710 --> 00:00:36,619 Oh. 15 00:00:39,880 --> 00:00:42,039 ?? 16 00:00:43,119 --> 00:00:44,420 (chittering) 17 00:00:45,039 --> 00:00:46,539 Dina: Where's the coffee creamer? 18 00:00:47,039 --> 00:00:49,079 I put it in there yesterday. 19 00:00:49,960 --> 00:00:51,920 (Gabby grunting) 20 00:00:54,670 --> 00:00:55,710 There it is. 21 00:00:58,289 --> 00:00:59,460 Here you go! 22 00:01:00,119 --> 00:01:01,170 Oh. 23 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:04,355 You would think something newsworthy 24 00:01:04,379 --> 00:01:06,305 would be going on in a town this size. 25 00:01:06,329 --> 00:01:07,209 (rattling) 26 00:01:11,210 --> 00:01:13,829 You would think, but guess not! 27 00:01:15,879 --> 00:01:17,015 (sighs) 28 00:01:17,039 --> 00:01:18,079 We should start that. 29 00:01:19,710 --> 00:01:20,750 (dishwasher powers on) 30 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:24,879 Open it. 31 00:01:27,079 --> 00:01:29,226 (angry chittering) 32 00:01:29,250 --> 00:01:30,289 (both groan) 33 00:01:31,920 --> 00:01:34,039 (theme song playing) 34 00:01:36,920 --> 00:01:38,579 ? Oh, yeah ? 35 00:01:40,170 --> 00:01:42,596 ? I do normal like a fish rides a bicycle ? 36 00:01:42,620 --> 00:01:44,805 ? Fit in like summer and an icicle ? 37 00:01:44,829 --> 00:01:46,976 ? Don't fight it, just be an original ? 38 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:48,396 ? Ooh, ooh, ooh ? 39 00:01:48,420 --> 00:01:50,436 ? I roller skate outside the lines ? 40 00:01:50,460 --> 00:01:52,596 ? When I try to stay in, it's no surprise ? 41 00:01:52,620 --> 00:01:54,976 ? It's a fail, it's okay, I'm one of a kind ? 42 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:56,896 ? One of a, one of a kind ? 43 00:01:56,920 --> 00:01:59,226 ? So anytime I feel some type of way ? 44 00:01:59,250 --> 00:02:02,959 ? Don't understand the human race ? 45 00:02:03,379 --> 00:02:05,396 ? So what, so what, so what ? 46 00:02:05,420 --> 00:02:07,396 ? I do my thing, I do my thing ? 47 00:02:07,420 --> 00:02:09,596 ? You do your thing, You do your thing ? 48 00:02:09,620 --> 00:02:11,080 ? When we don't fit in ? 49 00:02:11,500 --> 00:02:13,806 ? We stand out in the crowd and we shout it loud ? 50 00:02:13,830 --> 00:02:15,855 ? I do my thing, I do my thing ? 51 00:02:15,879 --> 00:02:18,015 ? I'm the one and only, I'm the one and only ? 52 00:02:18,039 --> 00:02:19,976 ? Don't try to fit in, Don't try to fit in ? 53 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:22,000 ? Mm-hmm, I do my thing ? 54 00:02:25,039 --> 00:02:26,620 (beeps, stops) 55 00:02:29,789 --> 00:02:30,829 Yeah! 56 00:02:31,960 --> 00:02:34,646 Yeah, let's do this. 57 00:02:34,670 --> 00:02:36,710 I made your favorite: 58 00:02:37,170 --> 00:02:39,039 Breakfast pie! 59 00:02:39,379 --> 00:02:42,039 Olivia: It's breakfast, in the shape of pi. 60 00:02:42,829 --> 00:02:45,015 You're certainly must be in a good mood today. 61 00:02:45,039 --> 00:02:46,805 I am in a good mood. 62 00:02:46,829 --> 00:02:48,015 You know, I've been thinking: 63 00:02:48,039 --> 00:02:49,396 Life is pretty good here in Havensburg. 64 00:02:49,420 --> 00:02:50,805 I know a lot of that is the whole 65 00:02:50,829 --> 00:02:51,855 babysitting aliens thing, 66 00:02:51,879 --> 00:02:53,555 but aside from that, 67 00:02:53,579 --> 00:02:55,460 I really feel like I'm hitting my stride here. 68 00:02:56,879 --> 00:02:58,120 Ugh! 69 00:02:59,379 --> 00:03:00,726 Word of advice, girls: 70 00:03:00,750 --> 00:03:02,210 Don't grow up to be reporters. 71 00:03:02,710 --> 00:03:04,306 Mom? Are you okay? 72 00:03:04,330 --> 00:03:06,806 Yeah. I just was up all night 73 00:03:06,830 --> 00:03:08,976 trying to scare up a newsworthy story: 74 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:10,056 Combed the internet, 75 00:03:10,080 --> 00:03:12,395 loaded a neighborhood watch app on my phone, 76 00:03:12,419 --> 00:03:14,460 listened to the police scanner... nada. 77 00:03:14,919 --> 00:03:17,210 Well, don't worry. I'm sure you'll find something soon. 78 00:03:17,750 --> 00:03:19,250 Yeah. I hope so. 79 00:03:19,920 --> 00:03:21,765 In the meantime, I'm off to report 80 00:03:21,789 --> 00:03:23,305 on such hard-hitting pieces 81 00:03:23,329 --> 00:03:25,460 as "Local Man Expands Bird Bath Collection." 82 00:03:27,079 --> 00:03:29,460 Paul's expanding his bird bath collection? 83 00:03:30,120 --> 00:03:32,789 How is this not big news to you guys? 84 00:03:34,210 --> 00:03:35,396 Wesley: So... 85 00:03:35,420 --> 00:03:36,805 in conclusion, 86 00:03:36,829 --> 00:03:39,726 while I have been informally helping Gabby 87 00:03:39,750 --> 00:03:41,879 on many of her babysitting assignments, 88 00:03:42,420 --> 00:03:44,879 I think the time has come for me to take on a more... 89 00:03:45,289 --> 00:03:47,539 formal role within the organization. 90 00:03:48,170 --> 00:03:50,896 I was thinking something along the lines of... 91 00:03:50,920 --> 00:03:54,305 Senior Executive Liaison to Intergalactic Affairs. 92 00:03:54,329 --> 00:03:56,686 Absolutely not. 93 00:03:56,710 --> 00:03:58,596 How about Chief Associate Director 94 00:03:58,620 --> 00:03:59,896 of Extraterrestrial Activity? 95 00:03:59,920 --> 00:04:00,896 Unh-unh. 96 00:04:00,920 --> 00:04:01,976 Lead Coordinator 97 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:04,226 of... Hyper-Dimensional Accounts? 98 00:04:04,250 --> 00:04:05,097 (blows raspberry) 99 00:04:05,121 --> 00:04:06,500 Space Pope? 100 00:04:08,289 --> 00:04:12,096 Wesley, none of these positions actually exist! 101 00:04:12,120 --> 00:04:14,436 Besides, Gabby already provides me 102 00:04:14,460 --> 00:04:16,209 with all the assistance I need. 103 00:04:17,500 --> 00:04:20,935 Sir. I'm just asking to be involved in alien business 104 00:04:20,959 --> 00:04:22,726 in an official capacity. 105 00:04:22,750 --> 00:04:23,620 That's all. 106 00:04:24,209 --> 00:04:26,555 You really aren't going to leave 107 00:04:26,579 --> 00:04:28,829 until I give you something, are you? 108 00:04:30,420 --> 00:04:31,829 I brought snacks. 109 00:04:32,750 --> 00:04:33,855 (clattering) 110 00:04:33,879 --> 00:04:35,096 Oh, man! 111 00:04:35,120 --> 00:04:36,579 (sighs) 112 00:04:38,709 --> 00:04:40,579 - Sorry. - Tell you what. 113 00:04:42,209 --> 00:04:44,766 I'll give you a trial assignment. 114 00:04:44,790 --> 00:04:45,896 And if you do well, 115 00:04:45,920 --> 00:04:49,516 I'll consider giving you a more formal role, 116 00:04:49,540 --> 00:04:52,290 or, uh, whatever it is you're after. 117 00:04:52,790 --> 00:04:54,829 Awesome! What do you need? 118 00:04:58,790 --> 00:05:02,146 I have a storage unit. 119 00:05:02,170 --> 00:05:04,805 And it's been rather a long time 120 00:05:04,829 --> 00:05:06,355 since I've cleaned it, 121 00:05:06,379 --> 00:05:09,879 and there's a bit of a mold problem. 122 00:05:10,959 --> 00:05:12,879 Alien mold. 123 00:05:13,620 --> 00:05:14,556 Whoa! 124 00:05:14,580 --> 00:05:16,829 I need you to clean it out. 125 00:05:17,750 --> 00:05:18,896 But be warned: 126 00:05:18,920 --> 00:05:23,685 This Narullian Death Mold is filled with psychotic spores. 127 00:05:23,709 --> 00:05:26,435 If you breathe any of it, 128 00:05:26,459 --> 00:05:28,146 it'll infect your brain, 129 00:05:28,170 --> 00:05:30,516 removing any hint of empathy, 130 00:05:30,540 --> 00:05:34,420 turning you into a remorseless killing machine. 131 00:05:36,040 --> 00:05:39,620 So you'll need to wear a protective suit while you clean. 132 00:05:41,250 --> 00:05:42,935 I formally accept this mission. 133 00:05:42,959 --> 00:05:44,670 Please don't do that. 134 00:05:46,329 --> 00:05:49,476 Gabby! We've got a Double D situation on our hands! 135 00:05:49,500 --> 00:05:50,976 A dog doctor? (chuckles) 136 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:52,726 I knew it was only a matter of time. 137 00:05:52,750 --> 00:05:55,685 Seems like dogs get smarter every year, you know? 138 00:05:55,709 --> 00:05:58,540 No! Mom's in the Dina Dumps! 139 00:05:59,079 --> 00:06:00,855 What? No. 140 00:06:00,879 --> 00:06:02,226 She's only a little down, is all. 141 00:06:02,250 --> 00:06:04,596 If Mom was in the Dina Dumps, she'd be eating a ton of... 142 00:06:04,620 --> 00:06:08,709 She's already eaten seven microwave burritos. 143 00:06:09,329 --> 00:06:10,540 She's in the Dina Dumps. 144 00:06:11,290 --> 00:06:12,646 That ratty pink bathrobe? 145 00:06:12,670 --> 00:06:15,540 You mean the Fortress of Softitude? 146 00:06:15,879 --> 00:06:17,540 She's been wearing it all day. 147 00:06:18,750 --> 00:06:20,146 Then it must be bad. 148 00:06:20,170 --> 00:06:21,750 I'll go see if I can figure out what's going on. 149 00:06:26,540 --> 00:06:28,266 Aye, Mami. I don't know. 150 00:06:28,290 --> 00:06:30,055 I uprooted my family and moved them 151 00:06:30,079 --> 00:06:31,855 to Havensburg for my career. 152 00:06:31,879 --> 00:06:33,959 Pero nothing ever happens in this town. 153 00:06:36,579 --> 00:06:38,670 - Mm-hmm. - (sauce squirts) 154 00:06:39,079 --> 00:06:41,555 (sighs) Sometimes I think the whole thing was a mistake 155 00:06:41,579 --> 00:06:44,540 and we would be better off back in Miami. 156 00:06:46,420 --> 00:06:47,540 Mm-hmm. 157 00:06:50,790 --> 00:06:51,896 Are you sure that's what Mom said? 158 00:06:51,920 --> 00:06:54,555 Liv, I'm telling you exactly what I heard. 159 00:06:54,579 --> 00:06:56,855 She said there's no exciting news to report on in Havensburg, 160 00:06:56,879 --> 00:06:58,040 so moving here was a mistake. 161 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:01,766 But I like living in Havensburg! 162 00:07:01,790 --> 00:07:04,305 Do you know how clean the tap water is here? 163 00:07:04,329 --> 00:07:05,709 Like, really clean. 164 00:07:06,379 --> 00:07:09,016 And if we move somewhere else, there won't be any aliens 165 00:07:09,040 --> 00:07:11,670 and then I'm going to have to go back to babysitting boring, old you. 166 00:07:12,579 --> 00:07:14,266 - No offense. - None taken. 167 00:07:14,290 --> 00:07:15,170 Wait... 168 00:07:16,670 --> 00:07:19,266 If Mom wants to move because the news here is so boring, 169 00:07:19,290 --> 00:07:21,685 we just have to find some way to make really exciting news 170 00:07:21,709 --> 00:07:22,726 so she'll wanna stay. Right? 171 00:07:22,750 --> 00:07:25,790 Right! Let's brainstorm some ideas! I'll take notes. 172 00:07:28,379 --> 00:07:29,459 Ugh! 173 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:31,266 Fairy goop. 174 00:07:31,290 --> 00:07:32,555 Gross! 175 00:07:32,579 --> 00:07:34,646 Too bad Mom can't report this. 176 00:07:34,670 --> 00:07:37,500 It'd be the story of the century. 177 00:07:38,379 --> 00:07:39,620 Liv, you're a genius! 178 00:07:40,750 --> 00:07:42,516 Mom can't report on aliens, per se, 179 00:07:42,540 --> 00:07:44,766 but we could use alien stuff to make stories 180 00:07:44,790 --> 00:07:46,579 that she could report on, right? 181 00:07:46,829 --> 00:07:48,055 I guess. 182 00:07:48,079 --> 00:07:50,766 Although that really raises some ethical questions. 183 00:07:50,790 --> 00:07:52,685 Nope. Don't have time for that. 184 00:07:52,709 --> 00:07:54,266 Get ready, little sis. 185 00:07:54,290 --> 00:07:56,959 'Cause you and me are about to make some headlines. 186 00:07:59,420 --> 00:08:00,620 No. No. 187 00:08:02,040 --> 00:08:03,396 Gabby: Okay, so here's the deal... 188 00:08:03,420 --> 00:08:05,266 We've got to make some cool news happen in this town 189 00:08:05,290 --> 00:08:08,079 or my mom could potentially move us somewhere else. 190 00:08:10,670 --> 00:08:12,476 You don't really think she'd do that, do you? 191 00:08:12,500 --> 00:08:16,355 Quite frankly, we don't know what that woman is capable of. 192 00:08:16,379 --> 00:08:18,855 The good news is, we have some of the best and brightest minds 193 00:08:18,879 --> 00:08:21,420 in the galaxy here to come up with ideas for news stories. 194 00:08:22,579 --> 00:08:25,209 So, let's brainstorm. All right, what do we got? 195 00:08:27,709 --> 00:08:29,805 I find the most powerful humans I can and I rip off... 196 00:08:29,829 --> 00:08:31,896 - Nope. - You didn't let me finish. 197 00:08:31,920 --> 00:08:33,596 - Don't need to. - Their fingers. 198 00:08:33,620 --> 00:08:34,597 Doesn't change things. 199 00:08:34,621 --> 00:08:35,726 I don't know, 200 00:08:35,750 --> 00:08:38,265 this finger-ripping idea sounds pretty legit. 201 00:08:38,289 --> 00:08:39,355 I say we do that. 202 00:08:39,379 --> 00:08:41,620 I could have you seven fingers by noon. 203 00:08:42,669 --> 00:08:44,645 Should we say our goodbyes now 204 00:08:44,669 --> 00:08:45,580 or later? 205 00:08:47,710 --> 00:08:50,515 - Gabby: Sky? - I just wanna say, for the record, 206 00:08:50,539 --> 00:08:53,186 you cannot ever move away from me. 207 00:08:53,210 --> 00:08:54,395 Like, ever. 208 00:08:54,419 --> 00:08:56,436 Don't worry. No one's moving anywhere. 209 00:08:56,460 --> 00:08:57,356 We're gonna figure this out. 210 00:08:57,380 --> 00:08:59,186 Good. Because before you, 211 00:08:59,210 --> 00:09:00,765 my best friend was a stuffed owl, 212 00:09:00,789 --> 00:09:02,645 and I am not going back to that 213 00:09:02,669 --> 00:09:04,120 because he was so mean. 214 00:09:04,620 --> 00:09:06,379 Okay. Good to know. 215 00:09:07,580 --> 00:09:08,669 Okay, Wesley. 216 00:09:09,120 --> 00:09:11,355 Stay smart, stay clean. 217 00:09:11,379 --> 00:09:14,250 And don't let the alien mold turn you into a killing machine. 218 00:09:18,379 --> 00:09:19,556 Let's do this. 219 00:09:19,580 --> 00:09:21,580 ?? 220 00:09:39,620 --> 00:09:41,120 Oh! Oh! 221 00:09:42,250 --> 00:09:43,080 Break time. 222 00:09:45,830 --> 00:09:47,039 (scoffs) 223 00:10:04,330 --> 00:10:05,596 I'm in West Havensburg, 224 00:10:05,620 --> 00:10:07,596 where area residents are alarmed 225 00:10:07,620 --> 00:10:09,096 by a pothole 226 00:10:09,120 --> 00:10:12,330 some are saying has become a serious threat. 227 00:10:15,080 --> 00:10:16,476 Oh, tell me, sir. 228 00:10:16,500 --> 00:10:19,460 Just how dangerous is this pothole? 229 00:10:20,750 --> 00:10:24,000 When did they start letting women do the news? 230 00:10:25,460 --> 00:10:26,789 Okay, then. 231 00:10:29,289 --> 00:10:30,620 Are you getting this? 232 00:10:33,766 --> 00:10:35,782 Exploding fire hydrants. 233 00:10:35,806 --> 00:10:38,571 They are a threat to Havensburg's safety. 234 00:10:38,595 --> 00:10:40,451 What is the cause of them? 235 00:10:40,475 --> 00:10:43,935 Is our water system safe or is it a ticking time bomb? 236 00:10:45,725 --> 00:10:47,112 (all laughing) 237 00:10:47,136 --> 00:10:49,136 Fish Lou, makin' it rain! 238 00:10:50,176 --> 00:10:52,492 In a bizarre turn of events, 239 00:10:52,516 --> 00:10:54,992 the statue of our beloved town founder, 240 00:10:55,016 --> 00:10:56,821 Ezekiel Burg, appears to have 241 00:10:56,845 --> 00:10:58,992 all of its fingers removed. 242 00:10:59,016 --> 00:11:00,725 A prank gone wrong? 243 00:11:01,266 --> 00:11:03,742 Or a chilling warning of violence to come? 244 00:11:03,766 --> 00:11:06,556 For Local 6, I'm Dina Duran, and that's what's shaking. 245 00:11:09,136 --> 00:11:11,136 ?? 246 00:11:17,386 --> 00:11:20,321 I'm reporting outside the Luchachos Taqueria... 247 00:11:20,345 --> 00:11:21,911 - where a Kodiak bear - (bear roaring) 248 00:11:21,935 --> 00:11:25,411 has somehow found his way inside. 249 00:11:25,435 --> 00:11:26,435 (laughing) 250 00:11:27,766 --> 00:11:29,201 I don't know if you can see this at home, 251 00:11:29,225 --> 00:11:32,411 but the bear appears to be eating nachos! 252 00:11:32,435 --> 00:11:33,516 (growls) 253 00:11:35,435 --> 00:11:36,556 (roars) 254 00:11:37,636 --> 00:11:38,975 Too close, too close! 255 00:11:39,556 --> 00:11:40,992 For Local 6, I'm Dina Duran 256 00:11:41,016 --> 00:11:42,475 and that's what's shaking! 257 00:11:43,136 --> 00:11:45,095 (all laughing) 258 00:11:46,225 --> 00:11:47,532 I was the bear! 259 00:11:47,556 --> 00:11:49,806 And those nachos were delicious! 260 00:11:51,845 --> 00:11:53,225 Nice work, guys. 261 00:11:58,345 --> 00:12:00,032 Well, Wes, 262 00:12:00,056 --> 00:12:01,451 you did it. 263 00:12:01,475 --> 00:12:03,136 You completed your first assignment. 264 00:12:04,176 --> 00:12:07,782 Senior Executive Liaison to Intergalactic Affairs, 265 00:12:07,806 --> 00:12:09,136 here I come. 266 00:12:10,845 --> 00:12:12,935 Oops. Missed a spot. 267 00:12:14,306 --> 00:12:15,532 (rips) 268 00:12:15,556 --> 00:12:17,435 (air hissing) 269 00:12:18,475 --> 00:12:22,321 (breathing heavily) 270 00:12:22,345 --> 00:12:23,725 (screaming) 271 00:12:28,386 --> 00:12:30,306 (faint screaming) 272 00:12:32,136 --> 00:12:33,516 Is that a bee? 273 00:12:42,176 --> 00:12:45,435 (screaming continues) 274 00:12:46,595 --> 00:12:49,152 The Narullian Death Mold! I breathed it in! 275 00:12:49,176 --> 00:12:50,652 (screams) Narullian Death Mold! 276 00:12:50,676 --> 00:12:53,016 (both scream) 277 00:12:53,636 --> 00:12:54,636 Wait a minute. 278 00:12:55,345 --> 00:12:57,992 There's no such thing as Narullian Death Mold. 279 00:12:58,016 --> 00:12:59,282 Sure there is. 280 00:12:59,306 --> 00:13:01,571 Swift told me if I breathed in any of the alien mold 281 00:13:01,595 --> 00:13:03,435 in his storage unit, I'd become a psychotic killer. 282 00:13:05,435 --> 00:13:07,136 I'm pretty sure he lied to you. 283 00:13:07,806 --> 00:13:09,056 Are you really going psycho? 284 00:13:09,935 --> 00:13:10,935 Yeah! 285 00:13:12,886 --> 00:13:13,886 No. 286 00:13:15,806 --> 00:13:17,451 Why would Swift lie to me? 287 00:13:17,475 --> 00:13:18,821 All I wanted was to prove to him 288 00:13:18,845 --> 00:13:20,435 that I can handle alien stuff. 289 00:13:20,806 --> 00:13:22,362 Probably just because he just wants someone 290 00:13:22,386 --> 00:13:23,676 to clean out his storage unit. 291 00:13:24,435 --> 00:13:26,676 He's been trying to get me to do it for weeks. 292 00:13:27,386 --> 00:13:29,306 So he doesn't take me seriously? 293 00:13:31,475 --> 00:13:32,911 That kinda hurts my feelings. 294 00:13:32,935 --> 00:13:35,516 Yeah, Principal's the worst. 295 00:13:35,766 --> 00:13:39,475 You know, he has me in his phone as "Don't Answer." 296 00:13:42,306 --> 00:13:45,951 Hey... how would you like to help me get him back? 297 00:13:45,975 --> 00:13:47,475 Sure, why not. 298 00:13:47,886 --> 00:13:49,612 I've been helping Gabby with her thing, 299 00:13:49,636 --> 00:13:52,201 but I could very easily switch gears. 300 00:13:52,225 --> 00:13:53,306 Good. 301 00:13:53,766 --> 00:13:55,492 Because it looks like the spider 302 00:13:55,516 --> 00:13:58,056 is about to catch himself some spider food. 303 00:13:59,136 --> 00:14:00,886 That sounded kinda stupid. 304 00:14:02,386 --> 00:14:03,225 Yeah, I know. 305 00:14:03,935 --> 00:14:06,676 I'm just not a sinister guy. It's not in me. 306 00:14:07,056 --> 00:14:09,266 Ooh! People like car chases, right? 307 00:14:09,725 --> 00:14:10,911 What if I stole a car? 308 00:14:10,935 --> 00:14:12,612 I'm not good at driving or stealing, 309 00:14:12,636 --> 00:14:14,266 but I think it could make some news. 310 00:14:14,595 --> 00:14:17,475 I'm gonna go ahead and not write that down. 311 00:14:18,176 --> 00:14:19,225 Hey, Gabby, 312 00:14:19,676 --> 00:14:21,532 do you mind watching Olivia for the night? 313 00:14:21,556 --> 00:14:23,321 I've been on such a hot streak at work, 314 00:14:23,345 --> 00:14:24,742 me and some friends are going out 315 00:14:24,766 --> 00:14:26,095 on the town to celebrate. 316 00:14:26,595 --> 00:14:28,306 No problem. You deserve it. 317 00:14:29,516 --> 00:14:30,676 Thanks, mija. 318 00:14:35,676 --> 00:14:37,652 You know, I'm in such a good mood, 319 00:14:37,676 --> 00:14:38,845 you get one too. 320 00:14:42,676 --> 00:14:45,862 You know, that bear story we did went national. 321 00:14:45,886 --> 00:14:48,095 Looks like everything's coming up Dina! 322 00:14:52,386 --> 00:14:53,845 Sky, what's up? 323 00:14:54,595 --> 00:14:56,032 Umm... 324 00:14:56,056 --> 00:14:58,435 your mom's not going to celebrate with her friends. 325 00:14:59,016 --> 00:15:00,435 She's got an interview... 326 00:15:02,016 --> 00:15:03,435 for a job in Pittsburgh! 327 00:15:09,935 --> 00:15:11,821 Thank you for meeting me on such short notice, Dina. 328 00:15:11,845 --> 00:15:13,321 No, thank you. 329 00:15:13,345 --> 00:15:14,911 It's not every day I get an interview 330 00:15:14,935 --> 00:15:17,136 with a big-time Pittsburgh producer. 331 00:15:20,136 --> 00:15:21,451 Oh, thank you. 332 00:15:21,475 --> 00:15:22,363 (scoffs) 333 00:15:22,387 --> 00:15:24,112 Celebrating with friends, indeed. 334 00:15:24,136 --> 00:15:26,201 That's definitely a job interview! 335 00:15:26,225 --> 00:15:27,652 We've gotta ruin this thing. 336 00:15:27,676 --> 00:15:29,321 Have bears in Havensburg. 337 00:15:29,345 --> 00:15:31,782 Oh! What if we start a rumor 338 00:15:31,806 --> 00:15:34,071 that Mom fudged the margins on her resume 339 00:15:34,095 --> 00:15:35,225 to keep it all on one page? 340 00:15:35,975 --> 00:15:37,975 That... can be Plan B. 341 00:15:38,225 --> 00:15:40,242 No, we need something more immediate. 342 00:15:40,266 --> 00:15:42,532 Some kind of clever, elaborate plan 343 00:15:42,556 --> 00:15:43,845 to sabotage this... 344 00:15:44,595 --> 00:15:45,435 (both gasp) 345 00:15:46,516 --> 00:15:48,951 You know, some people call Pittsburgh 346 00:15:48,975 --> 00:15:50,071 (garbled): The Paris of... 347 00:15:50,095 --> 00:15:51,636 (Dina screams) 348 00:15:53,886 --> 00:15:54,992 (both gasp) 349 00:15:55,016 --> 00:15:57,266 (everyone screaming) 350 00:16:02,806 --> 00:16:04,992 What did you do? Why are you even here? 351 00:16:05,016 --> 00:16:06,782 The man collapsed in his soup. 352 00:16:06,806 --> 00:16:07,951 Is this not newsworthy? 353 00:16:07,975 --> 00:16:09,282 We're done with that! 354 00:16:09,306 --> 00:16:11,345 Now let's get out of here before anyone sees us! 355 00:16:14,435 --> 00:16:15,725 Jeremy! 356 00:16:18,766 --> 00:16:19,782 (gasps) 357 00:16:19,806 --> 00:16:22,242 (mumbling) 358 00:16:22,266 --> 00:16:23,435 What's this? 359 00:16:25,345 --> 00:16:26,266 No. 360 00:16:28,136 --> 00:16:29,595 What's going on here? 361 00:16:30,345 --> 00:16:32,362 Principal, I'm so glad you're here! 362 00:16:32,386 --> 00:16:34,136 It's Wesley. He's a psycho! 363 00:16:34,556 --> 00:16:36,701 Eh... psycho? Well, how? 364 00:16:36,725 --> 00:16:38,136 (rattling) 365 00:16:41,095 --> 00:16:43,451 Initial scans detected Narullian Death Mold 366 00:16:43,475 --> 00:16:45,451 infecting his neuronal pathways. 367 00:16:45,475 --> 00:16:46,701 (chuckles nervously) 368 00:16:46,725 --> 00:16:48,282 Narullian Death Mold? 369 00:16:48,306 --> 00:16:50,806 Eh, that's impossible! There's no such thing. 370 00:16:51,386 --> 00:16:54,136 I mean... I don't think there is. 371 00:16:54,636 --> 00:16:57,725 I'm fairly certain I just made that up. 372 00:16:58,595 --> 00:16:59,636 Didn't I? 373 00:17:00,095 --> 00:17:03,201 I don't know, but he had a crazy look in his eyes. 374 00:17:03,225 --> 00:17:05,016 I think he went down to the comms room. 375 00:17:11,175 --> 00:17:13,321 Do you think this is going to hurt Mom's career? 376 00:17:13,345 --> 00:17:15,071 Having an interviewer pass out face-first 377 00:17:15,095 --> 00:17:16,885 into a bowl of cold gazpacho? 378 00:17:17,135 --> 00:17:19,175 Nah, I'm sure it happens all the time! 379 00:17:21,135 --> 00:17:22,782 How did I let this happen? 380 00:17:22,806 --> 00:17:24,702 I was just trying to help so Mom was happy 381 00:17:24,726 --> 00:17:26,016 and we didn't have to move. 382 00:17:28,095 --> 00:17:30,071 It's not just your fault. 383 00:17:30,095 --> 00:17:31,452 I should've known better, too. 384 00:17:31,476 --> 00:17:33,135 I am eight and a half. 385 00:17:35,226 --> 00:17:36,152 (door opens) 386 00:17:36,176 --> 00:17:38,095 - Hey, girls. - Hey, Mom. 387 00:17:38,556 --> 00:17:39,556 Were you pacing? 388 00:17:40,476 --> 00:17:43,532 Nope! Uh, so, how was the celebration thing? 389 00:17:43,556 --> 00:17:46,282 It was... odd. 390 00:17:46,306 --> 00:17:49,056 I mean, everything was going great at first, 391 00:17:50,175 --> 00:17:51,952 - but then... - We know about Pittsburgh! 392 00:17:51,976 --> 00:17:52,913 Please don't make us move! 393 00:17:52,937 --> 00:17:54,202 What? 394 00:17:54,226 --> 00:17:55,726 Wait, how do you know about Pittsburgh? 395 00:17:56,135 --> 00:17:58,306 We can't say, but we just do. 396 00:17:59,175 --> 00:18:01,556 And we don't want to leave Havensburg. 397 00:18:01,976 --> 00:18:03,016 Oh! 398 00:18:04,175 --> 00:18:05,016 Girls... 399 00:18:07,726 --> 00:18:10,151 I was never going to take that job. 400 00:18:10,175 --> 00:18:11,861 I only did the interview so I could get a raise 401 00:18:11,885 --> 00:18:12,912 at my job here. 402 00:18:12,936 --> 00:18:14,175 That's why I didn't say anything. 403 00:18:16,436 --> 00:18:19,151 I know how hard it was for you girls to leave Miami. 404 00:18:19,175 --> 00:18:21,226 I'm not going to do that to you again. 405 00:18:21,976 --> 00:18:22,885 Okay? 406 00:18:23,766 --> 00:18:25,175 Come here. 407 00:18:26,385 --> 00:18:27,635 I love you. 408 00:18:31,016 --> 00:18:32,202 And besides, 409 00:18:32,226 --> 00:18:33,992 why would I ever leave Havensburg? 410 00:18:34,016 --> 00:18:37,151 There are some crazy things happening right here! 411 00:18:37,175 --> 00:18:39,056 Like today at the restaurant. 412 00:18:39,936 --> 00:18:41,976 I think the food might've been poisoned. 413 00:18:43,095 --> 00:18:45,321 Whoa! That sounds... 414 00:18:45,345 --> 00:18:48,861 (chuckles) like it's probably exactly what happened. 415 00:18:48,885 --> 00:18:49,952 - Yeah. - Yeah. 416 00:18:49,976 --> 00:18:51,242 I gotta look into this... 417 00:18:51,266 --> 00:18:53,492 find their food suppliers, 418 00:18:53,516 --> 00:18:54,861 look into the employees... 419 00:18:54,885 --> 00:18:55,936 I'm gonna get to work. 420 00:18:57,095 --> 00:18:59,806 Ooh! So I guess we're not moving after all! 421 00:19:00,135 --> 00:19:01,952 Oh. I know! 422 00:19:01,976 --> 00:19:03,571 How about we celebrate with a glass 423 00:19:03,595 --> 00:19:06,766 of clean, clean tap water? 424 00:19:09,385 --> 00:19:11,056 Pour us some cold ones, sis. 425 00:19:19,345 --> 00:19:20,675 Wesley? 426 00:19:21,345 --> 00:19:22,845 Ahh! 427 00:19:25,016 --> 00:19:26,595 Wesley! 428 00:19:27,635 --> 00:19:29,095 Wesley-woo! 429 00:19:30,936 --> 00:19:32,675 Oh, what's become of you? 430 00:19:34,806 --> 00:19:36,056 Wesley! 431 00:19:36,976 --> 00:19:39,912 Wesley: (on screen) Cleaning mold all day makes Wesley cray cray. 432 00:19:39,936 --> 00:19:41,151 Cray cray! 433 00:19:41,175 --> 00:19:43,492 Ahh! Ahh! 434 00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:45,175 - (sinister laughter) - Cray cray. 435 00:19:46,516 --> 00:19:49,361 Uh, why don't we just turn the lights on 436 00:19:49,385 --> 00:19:51,071 and have a talk? 437 00:19:51,095 --> 00:19:55,226 Uh, there's no need t-to do anything d-drastic. 438 00:19:56,345 --> 00:19:58,111 (Swift gasping) 439 00:19:58,135 --> 00:20:01,936 Oh, mummy, you know I'm scared of the dark. 440 00:20:04,476 --> 00:20:06,095 I did what you asked, Swift. 441 00:20:06,976 --> 00:20:09,651 I cleaned the mold. Oh, I cleaned it all up. 442 00:20:09,675 --> 00:20:13,306 Right, right. Well, that's very good. 443 00:20:13,936 --> 00:20:15,845 You wouldn't lie to me, would you, Swift? 444 00:20:16,345 --> 00:20:19,992 About Narullian Death Mold? About psychotic spores? 445 00:20:20,016 --> 00:20:22,385 I'm not some kind of joke to you, am I? 446 00:20:24,016 --> 00:20:25,782 Why, that's preposterous! 447 00:20:25,806 --> 00:20:27,992 I take you very seriously, Wesley. 448 00:20:28,016 --> 00:20:29,806 Very serious indeed. 449 00:20:31,056 --> 00:20:32,611 So what's my title? 450 00:20:32,635 --> 00:20:33,861 Umm... well, uh... 451 00:20:33,885 --> 00:20:37,936 Oh, ohh, it's Deputy... Admin... 452 00:20:40,936 --> 00:20:45,651 (whispers) Senior Executive Liaison to Intergalactic Affairs. 453 00:20:45,675 --> 00:20:47,532 Yes, that! That's the one. 454 00:20:47,556 --> 00:20:48,726 (chuckles nervously) You've got the job! 455 00:20:49,135 --> 00:20:51,226 You got the job! 456 00:20:51,936 --> 00:20:54,032 Cool! Thanks, buddy! 457 00:20:54,056 --> 00:20:56,516 (breathing heavily) 458 00:21:02,726 --> 00:21:03,976 Ahh! 459 00:21:04,976 --> 00:21:05,953 Wesley: Next time, 460 00:21:05,977 --> 00:21:07,226 on Gabby Duran and the Unsittables... 461 00:21:07,766 --> 00:21:09,111 - (both scream) - Gabby: It was an accident. 462 00:21:09,135 --> 00:21:11,202 So, uh, why does this feel so weird? 463 00:21:11,226 --> 00:21:12,361 Because we kissed! 464 00:21:12,385 --> 00:21:14,452 I just wish we could forget it ever happened. 465 00:21:14,476 --> 00:21:15,322 It's a mind-wipe. 466 00:21:15,346 --> 00:21:17,111 Ready. This tech is pretty glitchy. 467 00:21:17,135 --> 00:21:18,936 (screaming) 468 00:21:19,175 --> 00:21:21,175 - (crows) - What just happened? 469 00:21:22,385 --> 00:21:24,885 (theme music playing) 470 00:21:49,556 --> 00:21:50,556 Man: Gorgeous! 471 00:21:50,606 --> 00:21:55,156 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 32684

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