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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,745 --> 00:00:05,745 Subtitles by explosiveskull 2 00:00:15,358 --> 00:00:16,361 Mom, wait. 3 00:00:17,629 --> 00:00:18,597 Oh. 4 00:00:25,037 --> 00:00:26,474 Danny, can you get the plate? 5 00:00:27,574 --> 00:00:28,609 Sure. 6 00:00:29,576 --> 00:00:32,078 Hurry, the asparagus is burning. 7 00:00:32,080 --> 00:00:33,348 You're driving, right? 8 00:00:34,681 --> 00:00:36,018 I guess so. 9 00:00:37,251 --> 00:00:38,254 Mom. 10 00:00:41,490 --> 00:00:43,993 You get the tickets. I'll get the keys. 11 00:00:48,064 --> 00:00:49,264 Want something? 12 00:00:49,266 --> 00:00:50,667 No, I shouldn't. 13 00:00:50,669 --> 00:00:51,671 What if we split? 14 00:00:53,237 --> 00:00:54,337 Hmm? 15 00:00:54,339 --> 00:00:55,441 Mmm. 16 00:00:59,378 --> 00:01:01,545 What is our Netflix password anyway? 17 00:01:01,547 --> 00:01:03,547 I literally tell you every day. 18 00:01:03,549 --> 00:01:04,716 Literally, huh? 19 00:01:04,718 --> 00:01:06,185 It's a figure of speech, Joan. 20 00:01:06,187 --> 00:01:07,653 The password's "Go To The Gym." 21 00:01:07,655 --> 00:01:09,492 Wake me up at 7:30. 22 00:01:11,727 --> 00:01:13,359 Ugh! 23 00:01:13,361 --> 00:01:14,665 It's so early. 24 00:01:16,633 --> 00:01:19,067 Maybe I should just sleep in my own bed tonight? 25 00:01:19,069 --> 00:01:20,471 Whatever you want. 26 00:01:22,774 --> 00:01:24,808 No, it's okay. 27 00:01:24,810 --> 00:01:26,045 I'll make do. 28 00:01:45,835 --> 00:01:48,105 You look... cute. 29 00:01:49,440 --> 00:01:50,575 What's that supposed to mean? 30 00:01:52,276 --> 00:01:53,508 What? 31 00:01:53,510 --> 00:01:54,811 You hesitated. 32 00:01:54,813 --> 00:01:56,579 I didn't. 33 00:01:56,581 --> 00:01:57,684 "You look... 34 00:01:59,452 --> 00:02:00,483 cute." 35 00:02:00,485 --> 00:02:01,518 That's what you said. 36 00:02:01,520 --> 00:02:03,057 Okay. Okay. 37 00:02:04,557 --> 00:02:07,425 I still don't know about the bag. 38 00:02:07,427 --> 00:02:09,728 I don't know. Feel like it kinda wraps the whole thing together. 39 00:02:09,730 --> 00:02:10,795 I know. 40 00:02:10,797 --> 00:02:13,232 But do you want to be carrying it the whole day? 41 00:02:13,234 --> 00:02:14,503 That's what I was thinking. 42 00:02:17,674 --> 00:02:19,239 Right. 43 00:02:21,544 --> 00:02:25,346 This looks... like garbage. 44 00:02:27,551 --> 00:02:29,151 Oh, my God, Danny! 45 00:02:29,153 --> 00:02:30,819 I didn't know you were coming. 46 00:02:30,821 --> 00:02:32,823 Same! 47 00:02:32,825 --> 00:02:35,126 And Joan. Hi! 48 00:02:35,128 --> 00:02:36,660 Aw! 49 00:02:36,662 --> 00:02:38,295 Congratulations, Tanya. 50 00:02:38,297 --> 00:02:39,463 Thank you. 51 00:02:39,465 --> 00:02:42,171 Oh, you're so sweet. 52 00:02:43,437 --> 00:02:45,772 So, can you believe college is already over? 53 00:02:45,774 --> 00:02:48,208 I mean, life is like flying by. 54 00:02:48,210 --> 00:02:50,178 I know, right? 55 00:02:50,180 --> 00:02:51,880 - Tell me about it. - Oh, my God! 56 00:02:51,882 --> 00:02:53,882 Melanie. Hey! 57 00:02:53,884 --> 00:02:56,321 I haven't seen you forever. 58 00:02:57,320 --> 00:02:58,657 Oh, thank you. 59 00:03:00,858 --> 00:03:04,161 Yeah, it would be for a TV show, a news show. 60 00:03:04,163 --> 00:03:05,563 - Mom. - What? 61 00:03:05,565 --> 00:03:07,297 I don't want you to jinx it. 62 00:03:07,299 --> 00:03:08,469 Right. 63 00:03:11,804 --> 00:03:13,273 Excuse me. 64 00:03:18,312 --> 00:03:20,847 - Yo, Danny - Oh, shit, Khris. 65 00:03:20,849 --> 00:03:23,316 - I didn't know that you were still around. - What's good, man? 66 00:03:23,318 --> 00:03:24,855 - How you doing? - Yeah. Yeah. 67 00:03:26,223 --> 00:03:27,291 Hold on. 68 00:03:31,729 --> 00:03:33,597 Wow, you got some moves. 69 00:03:33,599 --> 00:03:35,464 Seasoned pro. 70 00:03:35,466 --> 00:03:37,467 How long are you in town for? 71 00:03:37,469 --> 00:03:40,838 I, uh, I'm just waiting to hear back 72 00:03:40,840 --> 00:03:43,976 from some jobs and... 73 00:03:43,978 --> 00:03:46,946 Who the fuck really knows, man. 74 00:03:46,948 --> 00:03:48,918 Word, man. Word. 75 00:03:50,451 --> 00:03:53,189 I've been here for about a month or so. 76 00:03:56,593 --> 00:03:57,693 And I was like, 77 00:03:57,695 --> 00:04:00,829 "Of course we can volunteer at the soup kitchen." 78 00:04:00,831 --> 00:04:03,299 - We'd be glad to help. - Thank you. 79 00:04:03,301 --> 00:04:06,002 I heard she got, like, some sick job in fashion. 80 00:04:06,004 --> 00:04:08,505 Like... uh, Bergdorf or something. 81 00:04:08,507 --> 00:04:10,777 Yeah. But I heard she's an assistant. 82 00:04:16,917 --> 00:04:19,888 So, do you still smoke a lot of pot? 83 00:04:20,989 --> 00:04:23,356 What? 84 00:04:23,358 --> 00:04:25,358 Do you maybe have some here? 85 00:05:10,516 --> 00:05:11,914 I cannot believe you embarrassed me 86 00:05:11,916 --> 00:05:13,550 in front of all my friends. 87 00:05:13,552 --> 00:05:15,052 They're not your friends, Mom. 88 00:05:15,054 --> 00:05:17,487 They're just a bunch of rich white people from New Jersey. 89 00:05:17,489 --> 00:05:19,925 Oh, and what would you call yourself then, Danny? 90 00:05:19,927 --> 00:05:21,660 I don't know. 91 00:05:21,662 --> 00:05:22,927 Queer. 92 00:05:22,929 --> 00:05:24,464 I don't like that word. 93 00:05:24,466 --> 00:05:26,965 We're reclaiming it. 94 00:05:26,967 --> 00:05:29,903 What did they teach you at that school anyway? 95 00:05:29,905 --> 00:05:32,708 Have you ever heard of intersectionality? 96 00:05:33,844 --> 00:05:35,913 What? 97 00:05:35,915 --> 00:05:38,516 I don't know. I need a bag. I think I might throw up. 98 00:05:50,363 --> 00:05:54,033 So, George asked me out last night. 99 00:05:54,035 --> 00:05:55,003 Mr. Rosenberg. 100 00:05:56,571 --> 00:05:57,604 Oh. 101 00:05:57,606 --> 00:05:59,505 I said no. 102 00:05:59,507 --> 00:06:01,875 He's just so skeevy. 103 00:06:01,877 --> 00:06:05,078 He asked me if hairdressing was a job or just a hobby. 104 00:06:05,080 --> 00:06:06,350 Gross. 105 00:06:08,586 --> 00:06:09,888 But it got me thinking. 106 00:06:11,756 --> 00:06:13,725 I should really start dating again. 107 00:06:15,426 --> 00:06:17,096 You know, your mom is quite a catch. 108 00:06:20,932 --> 00:06:23,737 Is this because I puked on Tanya's begonias? 109 00:06:24,805 --> 00:06:26,439 No, Danny. 110 00:06:26,441 --> 00:06:29,475 I've been feeling like this for a long time. 111 00:06:29,477 --> 00:06:31,010 Ever since Sidney and I broke up. 112 00:06:31,012 --> 00:06:32,848 - But you dumped him. - I know. 113 00:06:34,082 --> 00:06:35,917 He was such a square. 114 00:06:35,919 --> 00:06:38,453 He was the first man I dated after your dad passed. 115 00:06:38,455 --> 00:06:39,720 I know. 116 00:06:39,722 --> 00:06:40,725 Can I? 117 00:06:43,026 --> 00:06:45,695 I just want someone who makes me smile, 118 00:06:45,697 --> 00:06:47,097 who makes me laugh. 119 00:06:47,099 --> 00:06:48,864 I mean, I'm hilarious. 120 00:06:50,136 --> 00:06:51,201 See? 121 00:06:51,203 --> 00:06:52,805 What are you doing? 122 00:06:54,641 --> 00:06:56,442 - I'm helping her bag. - No, Mom. 123 00:06:56,444 --> 00:06:58,777 I mean, this is wasting a lot of plastic. 124 00:06:58,779 --> 00:07:00,547 Where are the reusable bags I got you? Here. 125 00:07:00,549 --> 00:07:02,182 We can just fit these in here. Thank you. 126 00:07:02,184 --> 00:07:04,651 That's too much. That's... 127 00:07:04,653 --> 00:07:06,019 It's fine. 128 00:07:06,021 --> 00:07:07,423 Sorry. 129 00:07:12,229 --> 00:07:13,294 So, are you gonna help me 130 00:07:13,296 --> 00:07:15,434 or are you just gonna sit on the computer all day? 131 00:07:17,468 --> 00:07:18,536 Mom? 132 00:07:21,574 --> 00:07:23,644 What are some of my long-term goals? 133 00:07:24,677 --> 00:07:25,944 Excuse me? 134 00:07:25,946 --> 00:07:27,815 This guy on Match is asking. 135 00:07:29,082 --> 00:07:30,983 - You're already on Match? - Yeah. 136 00:07:30,985 --> 00:07:34,254 What are some of your long-term goals? 137 00:07:34,256 --> 00:07:35,657 I don't know. 138 00:07:37,961 --> 00:07:39,827 Maybe a beach house. 139 00:07:39,829 --> 00:07:41,194 I can fuck with that. 140 00:07:41,196 --> 00:07:43,131 Daniel. 141 00:07:43,133 --> 00:07:45,032 Maybe I'm thinking too small. 142 00:07:45,034 --> 00:07:46,537 Oh, he's old. 143 00:07:47,771 --> 00:07:50,273 Old like a fox is old. 144 00:07:50,275 --> 00:07:51,477 Silver. 145 00:07:52,978 --> 00:07:54,680 He's a little short for me. 146 00:07:55,981 --> 00:07:57,948 You should make an account. 147 00:07:57,950 --> 00:07:59,718 Oh, no. I've done that. 148 00:07:59,720 --> 00:08:01,853 I don't need to see any more dick pics, thank you. 149 00:08:01,855 --> 00:08:03,522 - What? - Anyways, 150 00:08:03,524 --> 00:08:05,957 I don't think dating will be that fruitful here, you know. 151 00:08:05,959 --> 00:08:08,929 I mean, I'm only gonna be here for a few weeks tops. 152 00:08:08,931 --> 00:08:11,131 You could be here longer, you know. 153 00:08:11,133 --> 00:08:13,834 Yeah. I'll have fun 154 00:08:13,836 --> 00:08:17,708 talking to Lionel The Lionhearted 6-2-3. 155 00:08:18,842 --> 00:08:20,044 Good God, Mom. 156 00:08:59,858 --> 00:09:01,192 My name is Magnus. 157 00:09:01,194 --> 00:09:02,793 I'm 27, 158 00:09:02,795 --> 00:09:04,862 looking for love in all the wrong places. 159 00:09:04,864 --> 00:09:06,231 Also, I'm a registered nurse. 160 00:09:06,233 --> 00:09:08,601 My likes include compost, 161 00:09:08,603 --> 00:09:10,970 stone fruit, and Enya. 162 00:09:10,972 --> 00:09:12,338 My name is Levantre. 163 00:09:12,340 --> 00:09:14,008 I am 23 years old, 164 00:09:14,010 --> 00:09:16,176 ad Paris is burning! 165 00:09:16,178 --> 00:09:18,211 Jamal, 22. 166 00:09:18,213 --> 00:09:20,248 Science major looking to create some chemistry. 167 00:09:20,250 --> 00:09:21,783 Also, no blacks. 168 00:09:21,785 --> 00:09:23,284 What? Come on. 169 00:09:23,286 --> 00:09:25,855 Stephen, 26. 170 00:09:25,857 --> 00:09:26,923 No fems allowed. 171 00:09:26,925 --> 00:09:28,858 I do yoga every damn day. 172 00:09:28,860 --> 00:09:30,126 Patrick, 25. 173 00:09:30,128 --> 00:09:31,694 - Hey, I'm Mark. - You don't go to the gym. 174 00:09:31,696 --> 00:09:33,131 - I'm Courtney. - I'm Kristin. 175 00:09:33,133 --> 00:09:35,065 Tobias, 23, and... 176 00:09:35,067 --> 00:09:36,736 we're looking for a fourth. 177 00:09:38,072 --> 00:09:39,171 Mmm. 178 00:09:43,277 --> 00:09:45,647 The forecast mostly sunny... 179 00:09:47,216 --> 00:09:48,850 ...with the top photographer at the time... 180 00:09:48,852 --> 00:09:52,353 ...designed for a convenient way to exercise anywhere. 181 00:09:52,355 --> 00:09:54,756 A mesh canopy supports your head and neck, 182 00:09:54,758 --> 00:09:57,326 and there are no hinges or moving parts to break. 183 00:09:57,328 --> 00:09:59,364 You can flip it over for dips too. 184 00:10:05,137 --> 00:10:06,772 - Mom? - Shh. 185 00:10:06,774 --> 00:10:09,341 I don't want the dogs to know I'm here. 186 00:10:09,343 --> 00:10:11,778 I can't believe you just leave them down there in the basement. 187 00:10:11,780 --> 00:10:12,978 You're allergic. 188 00:10:12,980 --> 00:10:14,780 Only sometimes. 189 00:10:14,782 --> 00:10:16,119 And they pee everywhere. 190 00:10:17,153 --> 00:10:18,752 How was your morning? 191 00:10:18,754 --> 00:10:20,753 Thrilling. 192 00:10:20,755 --> 00:10:22,389 Did you get any writing done? 193 00:10:22,391 --> 00:10:23,757 Not really. 194 00:10:23,759 --> 00:10:26,195 I'm feeling kind of uninspired. 195 00:10:26,197 --> 00:10:28,263 Feel like I need to get into a routine or something. 196 00:10:28,265 --> 00:10:29,668 That's an idea. 197 00:10:31,236 --> 00:10:33,836 I cut Michelle's hair today. 198 00:10:33,838 --> 00:10:36,874 She says they're looking for people. 199 00:10:36,876 --> 00:10:38,175 Great. 200 00:10:38,177 --> 00:10:39,144 Well, you should reach out. 201 00:10:39,146 --> 00:10:41,713 I mean, you need to find a way to make money. 202 00:10:41,715 --> 00:10:43,348 I don't really remember 203 00:10:43,350 --> 00:10:45,218 the Dewey decimal system, to be honest. 204 00:10:45,220 --> 00:10:46,352 And I have a job. 205 00:10:46,354 --> 00:10:47,954 You do? 206 00:10:47,956 --> 00:10:49,824 Yes. I'm just waiting for someone 207 00:10:49,826 --> 00:10:51,225 to pay me to do it. 208 00:10:51,227 --> 00:10:53,159 Well, maybe if you spent more time writing 209 00:10:53,161 --> 00:10:54,929 and less time in front of the boob tube. 210 00:10:54,931 --> 00:10:56,334 Okay. 211 00:10:58,835 --> 00:11:00,136 Sit here. 212 00:11:25,234 --> 00:11:26,836 Hey, how are you? 213 00:11:38,217 --> 00:11:40,017 Daniel. 214 00:11:40,019 --> 00:11:42,352 - No phones at the front desk. - Right. 215 00:11:42,354 --> 00:11:43,855 Sorry. 216 00:11:43,857 --> 00:11:45,259 Shelve these for me. 217 00:12:02,112 --> 00:12:04,279 - Hey. - Hi. 218 00:12:04,281 --> 00:12:06,182 How can I help you? 219 00:12:11,324 --> 00:12:12,926 Sorry. 220 00:12:20,134 --> 00:12:23,135 I've been told that one of the biggest weaknesses that I have 221 00:12:23,137 --> 00:12:26,606 is that I can be, um, sometimes too polite which is... 222 00:12:26,608 --> 00:12:29,176 uh, great... 223 00:12:29,178 --> 00:12:30,477 for the... 224 00:12:30,479 --> 00:12:32,347 uh, sorry, for the workplace. 225 00:12:32,349 --> 00:12:34,315 It's just like a part-time thing. 226 00:12:34,317 --> 00:12:36,319 Uh, just living that high school aesthetic 227 00:12:36,321 --> 00:12:39,055 till I can, like, afford to exist. 228 00:12:39,057 --> 00:12:40,290 Ah, I feel you. 229 00:12:40,292 --> 00:12:43,594 My mom and the librarian go way back, so... 230 00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:46,331 Yeah, I've been interviewing for weeks. 231 00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:48,099 The grind is killing me. 232 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:51,003 Oh. Right. Hence the blazer. 233 00:12:51,005 --> 00:12:53,205 I hate Skype interviews, they're so awkward. 234 00:12:53,207 --> 00:12:55,342 I'm better in the room, you know? 235 00:12:55,344 --> 00:12:57,644 Totes. 236 00:12:57,646 --> 00:13:00,113 Uh, hey, I don't think I have your number anymore. 237 00:13:00,115 --> 00:13:03,117 Oh, yeah, um... 238 00:13:03,119 --> 00:13:04,856 Oh. 239 00:13:26,080 --> 00:13:27,680 Come here! Come here, come here, come here. 240 00:13:28,984 --> 00:13:30,050 He's cute. 241 00:13:30,052 --> 00:13:31,517 I don't mind the Bermuda shorts. 242 00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:33,288 - Hey, Lisa. - Hey, honey. 243 00:13:33,290 --> 00:13:34,422 What are you guys doing? 244 00:13:34,424 --> 00:13:36,924 We are trying to find your mother 245 00:13:36,926 --> 00:13:38,327 a proper male escort. 246 00:13:38,329 --> 00:13:40,261 Oh, my God. 247 00:13:40,263 --> 00:13:41,396 She's a stalker. 248 00:13:41,398 --> 00:13:43,232 She's literally found their addresses. 249 00:13:43,234 --> 00:13:45,267 Mm-hmm. Everything. Their measurements... 250 00:13:45,269 --> 00:13:47,338 I don't doubt it. 251 00:13:47,340 --> 00:13:48,472 Wait. Oh! 252 00:13:48,474 --> 00:13:50,574 Now, he's cute. He is foxy. 253 00:13:50,576 --> 00:13:51,611 Look, Joanie. 254 00:13:52,612 --> 00:13:54,278 And he's a CEO. 255 00:13:54,280 --> 00:13:56,181 - How do you know that? - Hello. 256 00:13:56,183 --> 00:13:58,216 Psychic and LinkedIn. It's right there. 257 00:13:58,218 --> 00:14:00,088 Wait. Hold on. Let me just... 258 00:14:01,323 --> 00:14:03,256 Oh, my God. Is that his Facebook page? 259 00:14:03,258 --> 00:14:05,127 Mm-hmm. And that's his... 260 00:14:06,296 --> 00:14:07,728 wife? No, daughter. 261 00:14:07,730 --> 00:14:09,264 Oh, God. I'm out. 262 00:14:09,266 --> 00:14:11,132 No, honey, stay with us. 263 00:14:11,134 --> 00:14:12,233 Drink with us. 264 00:14:12,235 --> 00:14:13,636 - Hmm. - Okay. 265 00:14:13,638 --> 00:14:15,537 Mm-hmm. No. 266 00:14:15,539 --> 00:14:17,474 No. One earring does not do it. 267 00:14:17,476 --> 00:14:19,312 Do two or forget it. Next. 268 00:14:20,312 --> 00:14:22,480 No. Bow tie. Go. 269 00:14:22,482 --> 00:14:25,283 - He's cute. He's very cute. - Hmm. 270 00:14:25,285 --> 00:14:29,221 Oh, send him a message or a poke or a prick. 271 00:14:31,560 --> 00:14:33,492 What do I say. 272 00:14:33,494 --> 00:14:35,562 I don't know. I feel like maybe you should just wait 273 00:14:35,564 --> 00:14:37,098 for him to message you. 274 00:14:37,100 --> 00:14:39,099 - Oh, wow! - Play it cool. 275 00:14:39,101 --> 00:14:40,469 Come on. 276 00:14:40,471 --> 00:14:42,704 What happened to Wild Lady Gaga Danny? 277 00:14:42,706 --> 00:14:46,542 When did you become Conservative Danny Duggart? 278 00:14:46,544 --> 00:14:48,110 I'm just saying. 279 00:14:48,112 --> 00:14:49,480 I feel like straight people 280 00:14:49,482 --> 00:14:51,048 are into gender roles or whatever. 281 00:14:51,050 --> 00:14:52,683 Well, I'm saying break that rule, 282 00:14:52,685 --> 00:14:56,521 break and bury that outdated sexist rule, 283 00:14:56,523 --> 00:14:58,156 and you are a catch, 284 00:14:58,158 --> 00:15:00,191 and you should message him. 285 00:15:00,193 --> 00:15:01,627 He'd be lucky to have you. 286 00:15:01,629 --> 00:15:03,031 Isn't that right, Danny? 287 00:15:03,033 --> 00:15:06,198 I mean, isn't your mom's hole a total ace? 288 00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:07,768 - Eww! - Lisa! 289 00:15:07,770 --> 00:15:10,571 What? What? 290 00:15:10,573 --> 00:15:12,740 I said she's... 291 00:15:12,742 --> 00:15:14,610 - she's a ace in the hole. - No. 292 00:15:14,612 --> 00:15:16,645 You didn't say that though. 293 00:15:16,647 --> 00:15:18,517 - That is not what you said. - No. 294 00:15:19,650 --> 00:15:21,684 - All right. - Oh! 295 00:15:21,686 --> 00:15:23,787 My hole is an ace. 296 00:15:27,159 --> 00:15:28,626 Totally. 297 00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:30,361 Oh, God. 298 00:15:32,433 --> 00:15:35,068 Oh, Lord almighty, I've killed my bestie. 299 00:15:35,070 --> 00:15:36,168 Are you okay? 300 00:15:36,170 --> 00:15:39,173 Drink. Breathe. Breathe. 301 00:15:39,175 --> 00:15:40,339 - Okay. - Okay. 302 00:15:40,341 --> 00:15:42,108 I'm gonna do this. I'm gonna do it! 303 00:15:42,110 --> 00:15:44,079 Yeah. Hashtag feminism. 304 00:15:44,081 --> 00:15:45,747 Exactly, hashtag feminism. 305 00:15:45,749 --> 00:15:47,782 - I'm too old for this. - No, you are not too old. 306 00:15:47,784 --> 00:15:50,351 And old is good, by the way. I love getting old. 307 00:15:50,353 --> 00:15:52,489 The older you get, the less and less you give a shit 308 00:15:52,491 --> 00:15:54,124 about anyone or anything. 309 00:15:54,126 --> 00:15:56,092 - Clearly. - Mm-hmm. 310 00:15:56,094 --> 00:15:57,563 All right, look at that. 311 00:16:01,402 --> 00:16:04,605 "Nice to meet your virtual acquaintance." 312 00:16:06,607 --> 00:16:09,108 - Mom! - What? I haven't met him yet. 313 00:16:09,110 --> 00:16:10,609 You cannot say that. 314 00:16:10,611 --> 00:16:12,214 Come on. 315 00:16:20,791 --> 00:16:22,858 - Oh, my God. - Oh, you're good. 316 00:16:22,860 --> 00:16:24,459 - It's good. - I try. 317 00:16:24,461 --> 00:16:25,896 Yeah. 318 00:16:25,898 --> 00:16:27,131 - Oh. - Oh. 319 00:16:27,133 --> 00:16:29,165 Somebody sexting you? 320 00:16:29,167 --> 00:16:30,667 Come on. 321 00:16:30,669 --> 00:16:33,403 Oh, look at that little sly smirk. 322 00:16:33,405 --> 00:16:34,705 Hmm? 323 00:16:34,707 --> 00:16:36,908 - Uh, is it a fella? - A fella? 324 00:16:36,910 --> 00:16:39,678 It's no one. He's from LA. 325 00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:42,282 Oh, sorry. Excuse me, California. 326 00:16:42,284 --> 00:16:44,417 - Is it your ex? - No. 327 00:16:44,419 --> 00:16:46,290 No. It... 328 00:16:47,857 --> 00:16:49,424 Okay, it's Khris. 329 00:16:49,426 --> 00:16:53,694 - Khris? As in Khris Restrepo? - Hmm. 330 00:16:53,696 --> 00:16:56,498 But he was just at the party? How could he be in Los Angeles? 331 00:16:56,500 --> 00:16:58,169 Mom, I was lying. 332 00:17:00,438 --> 00:17:02,639 Is he even gay, honey? 333 00:17:02,641 --> 00:17:04,608 It doesn't matter anymore? 334 00:17:04,610 --> 00:17:06,644 As long as he has a huge dick? 335 00:17:08,750 --> 00:17:10,185 Amen. 336 00:17:11,886 --> 00:17:13,322 Oh, my God. 337 00:17:18,762 --> 00:17:20,861 - Lisa's a nutjob. - I know. 338 00:17:20,863 --> 00:17:22,297 I love it. 339 00:17:22,299 --> 00:17:23,966 She's already sent me three Facebooks today. 340 00:17:23,968 --> 00:17:26,834 - She's like a spy. - Are you serious? 341 00:17:26,836 --> 00:17:28,905 I think she's enjoying this more than me even. 342 00:17:28,907 --> 00:17:32,342 I mean, she has been married to the same man for 30 years. 343 00:17:32,344 --> 00:17:33,544 She's probably pretty bored. 344 00:17:33,546 --> 00:17:34,946 I suppose. 345 00:17:34,948 --> 00:17:36,883 So, what are you doing today? 346 00:17:38,551 --> 00:17:39,851 Big toes together. 347 00:17:39,853 --> 00:17:42,588 Just a little bit of space between your heels. 348 00:17:42,590 --> 00:17:44,489 Lower your hips. Lift your belly. 349 00:17:44,491 --> 00:17:45,924 Arms high... 350 00:17:45,926 --> 00:17:47,363 And then join your hands... 351 00:17:51,567 --> 00:17:53,871 - What's up? - Sorry! 352 00:17:57,242 --> 00:17:58,476 There you are. 353 00:18:00,244 --> 00:18:01,578 You're writing? 354 00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:03,280 Barely. 355 00:18:03,282 --> 00:18:04,783 I wanted to give the bitches some air. 356 00:18:06,386 --> 00:18:07,488 Guess what? 357 00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:10,789 I have a date tonight. 358 00:18:10,791 --> 00:18:13,359 Oh, that's... that's great. 359 00:18:13,361 --> 00:18:15,360 Uh, with the CEO? 360 00:18:15,362 --> 00:18:16,795 Someone else. 361 00:18:16,797 --> 00:18:17,964 That's exciting. 362 00:18:17,966 --> 00:18:19,565 I'm freaking out. 363 00:18:19,567 --> 00:18:20,636 What am I gonna wear? 364 00:18:21,637 --> 00:18:22,438 I feel frumpy. 365 00:18:24,007 --> 00:18:25,539 That's because you wear loose things. 366 00:18:25,541 --> 00:18:26,642 You gotta keep it tight. 367 00:18:26,644 --> 00:18:27,976 Then he'll see my stomach. 368 00:18:27,978 --> 00:18:29,377 Yeah, whatever. 369 00:18:30,815 --> 00:18:32,551 Here, try this. 370 00:18:33,818 --> 00:18:36,019 I'm so glad you're gay. 371 00:18:36,021 --> 00:18:37,587 You know I don't like that. 372 00:18:37,589 --> 00:18:39,958 - What? - Stereotypes. 373 00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:42,359 Well, if the heel fits. 374 00:18:42,361 --> 00:18:43,627 I'll let you change. 375 00:18:43,629 --> 00:18:44,963 What? 376 00:18:44,965 --> 00:18:46,665 That was funny. 377 00:18:55,411 --> 00:18:56,646 So? 378 00:18:58,448 --> 00:19:00,916 Holy shit, you look like a MILF. 379 00:19:00,918 --> 00:19:04,387 - Really? - Uh, like a classy one. 380 00:19:04,389 --> 00:19:06,325 I regret calling you a MILF. 381 00:19:07,793 --> 00:19:09,927 If for some reason I disappear, 382 00:19:09,929 --> 00:19:11,629 his name is Chester Patterson, 383 00:19:11,631 --> 00:19:13,332 and we're meeting at Brenda's, 384 00:19:13,334 --> 00:19:14,766 so you can start the search there. 385 00:19:14,768 --> 00:19:16,701 Mom, I think if he was going to murder you, 386 00:19:16,703 --> 00:19:18,970 he'd use, like, an alias or something. 387 00:19:18,972 --> 00:19:20,940 Oh, my God, you're right. 388 00:19:20,942 --> 00:19:23,943 - Oh, my God. - You're gonna be fine. 389 00:19:23,945 --> 00:19:25,348 Just go have fun. 390 00:19:26,381 --> 00:19:28,285 Okay. Okay. 391 00:19:29,552 --> 00:19:30,851 This is exciting. 392 00:19:30,853 --> 00:19:32,591 - I love you. - I love you, too. 393 00:19:43,002 --> 00:19:46,404 Uh, so who you buying weed from 394 00:19:46,406 --> 00:19:47,973 in these parts? 395 00:19:47,975 --> 00:19:50,542 Oh, dude, I don't even know. 396 00:19:50,544 --> 00:19:52,010 This is from a homie at school. 397 00:19:52,012 --> 00:19:53,580 I could hook you up with someone though. 398 00:19:53,582 --> 00:19:54,881 I mean, like, he's kind of local. 399 00:19:54,883 --> 00:19:56,484 Oh, no, that's okay. 400 00:19:56,486 --> 00:19:58,486 I got into a really bad habit 401 00:19:58,488 --> 00:20:00,821 of smoking, like, once a day. 402 00:20:00,823 --> 00:20:02,857 Maybe twice. 403 00:20:02,859 --> 00:20:04,159 Three times, max. 404 00:20:04,161 --> 00:20:07,997 But... this is pretty dank. 405 00:20:07,999 --> 00:20:09,535 Oh. It's all right. 406 00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:17,474 Yo, where are your dogs? 407 00:20:17,476 --> 00:20:20,043 I can't believe they're just, like, cooped up in here all day. 408 00:20:20,045 --> 00:20:22,950 I know. Uh, but I got like... 409 00:20:24,451 --> 00:20:26,186 pretty allergic to them when I went away. 410 00:20:26,188 --> 00:20:27,721 Oh, dude, that sucks. 411 00:20:27,723 --> 00:20:29,792 Yeah, I feel bad, but... 412 00:20:30,893 --> 00:20:33,060 you know, they're like rabid now. 413 00:20:34,564 --> 00:20:37,198 Oh, man, I love playing with dogs when I'm high. 414 00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:38,536 Same. 415 00:20:40,538 --> 00:20:43,441 Oh, yo, dude. This is retro. 416 00:20:44,977 --> 00:20:46,146 Uh, yeah. 417 00:20:49,183 --> 00:20:51,182 Remember playing Battlefront, 418 00:20:51,184 --> 00:20:52,683 like, all the time in eight grade? 419 00:20:52,685 --> 00:20:54,153 - It was so fire. - Yeah. 420 00:20:54,155 --> 00:20:55,790 Fire. 421 00:20:57,458 --> 00:20:59,926 So, "Star Wars" is what made me wanna make movies 422 00:20:59,928 --> 00:21:01,163 in the first place actually. 423 00:21:02,764 --> 00:21:04,799 It's so cool that you're doing that. 424 00:21:04,801 --> 00:21:07,202 - Really? - Yeah. 425 00:21:07,204 --> 00:21:09,170 I don't know. I mean, hopefully, one day it will be cool. 426 00:21:09,172 --> 00:21:12,076 I feel like right now I'm just, like... floundering. 427 00:21:13,745 --> 00:21:15,177 Uh, but you're working on something? 428 00:21:15,179 --> 00:21:17,246 Yeah, uh, a spec. 429 00:21:17,248 --> 00:21:19,182 It's a script. 430 00:21:19,184 --> 00:21:22,653 Um, but hopefully that plus the TV job will... 431 00:21:22,655 --> 00:21:24,055 get me into a writer's room. 432 00:21:24,057 --> 00:21:25,122 Yeah, that's sick. 433 00:21:25,124 --> 00:21:26,627 Uh, what's your script about? 434 00:21:28,028 --> 00:21:30,196 Oh, I don't actually like to, like, 435 00:21:30,198 --> 00:21:32,232 talk about it till I'm done. 436 00:21:32,234 --> 00:21:34,103 Oh, yeah, for sure. It's fine. 437 00:21:36,771 --> 00:21:39,644 Yeah, it's a gay marriage movie called "He Said Yes." 438 00:21:40,844 --> 00:21:42,645 It's pretty stupid actually. 439 00:21:42,647 --> 00:21:44,814 Nah, it's nice. 440 00:21:44,816 --> 00:21:46,050 I don't even wanna get married. 441 00:21:47,119 --> 00:21:48,851 Why not? 442 00:21:48,853 --> 00:21:50,553 I don't know. I mean... 443 00:21:50,555 --> 00:21:52,156 is it natural for two people 444 00:21:52,158 --> 00:21:54,692 to wanna be together for the rest of their life? 445 00:21:54,694 --> 00:21:58,062 Oh, well, I mean, my parents are still together. 446 00:21:58,064 --> 00:21:59,601 Yours are an exception. 447 00:22:01,202 --> 00:22:04,169 I mean, look, I don't know. I... I guess I just feel guilty 448 00:22:04,171 --> 00:22:07,275 that I don't wanna get married now that we, like, can. 449 00:22:07,277 --> 00:22:08,610 We fought so hard for it. 450 00:22:08,612 --> 00:22:12,214 Now, I just feel, like, ambivalent about the whole situation. 451 00:22:12,216 --> 00:22:14,549 - Word. - Yeah. 452 00:22:14,551 --> 00:22:16,818 You know, it's really cool you came out, by the way. 453 00:22:18,789 --> 00:22:19,822 What? 454 00:22:19,824 --> 00:22:22,726 No, no, it's, uh... 455 00:22:22,728 --> 00:22:25,063 It's just a funny way of putting it, but thank you. 456 00:22:25,065 --> 00:22:27,168 I'm glad you think it's cool. 457 00:22:28,301 --> 00:22:30,101 Uh... 458 00:22:30,103 --> 00:22:32,905 Was I ever really in, is my question. 459 00:22:34,242 --> 00:22:36,579 You know, that's so true, actually. 460 00:22:40,050 --> 00:22:42,215 Oh, hi, Khris. 461 00:22:42,217 --> 00:22:44,686 Mrs. Wallace, it's good to see you. 462 00:22:44,688 --> 00:22:46,525 What have you guys been up to? 463 00:22:48,058 --> 00:22:49,794 You're acting so weird. What's... 464 00:22:55,735 --> 00:22:57,738 Uh, I'm gonna go. 465 00:22:58,838 --> 00:22:59,840 Yeah. 466 00:23:01,275 --> 00:23:02,310 I'll see you. 467 00:23:10,185 --> 00:23:11,919 So how was your date? 468 00:23:11,921 --> 00:23:14,122 Marijuana under my roof? 469 00:23:14,124 --> 00:23:15,092 Really? 470 00:23:16,092 --> 00:23:17,224 Our roof? 471 00:23:17,226 --> 00:23:19,063 Oh, are you paying rent now? 472 00:23:20,063 --> 00:23:21,196 Do you want me to start? 473 00:23:21,198 --> 00:23:25,135 Well, if you're gonna be a bum, yeah. 474 00:23:25,137 --> 00:23:28,071 I thought you came back to get away from that sort of thing. 475 00:23:28,073 --> 00:23:29,776 I know. I'm sorry. 476 00:23:30,909 --> 00:23:32,077 But, like, you do know that 477 00:23:32,079 --> 00:23:33,646 alcohol is much worse for you, right? 478 00:23:33,648 --> 00:23:35,280 - Oh, I don't believe that. - Oh, Mom, 479 00:23:35,282 --> 00:23:38,685 stop buying into this Nancy Reagan bullshit 480 00:23:38,687 --> 00:23:39,852 and read an article for once. 481 00:23:39,854 --> 00:23:41,220 I read. 482 00:23:41,222 --> 00:23:43,123 Marijuana's illegal, Daniel. 483 00:23:43,125 --> 00:23:44,257 Not everywhere. 484 00:23:44,259 --> 00:23:46,160 Well, you're not in California anymore. 485 00:23:46,162 --> 00:23:47,664 Yeah, no shit. 486 00:23:53,137 --> 00:23:54,671 Why don't you air out the living room. 487 00:23:54,673 --> 00:23:57,141 I don't feel like smelling your drugs. 488 00:23:57,143 --> 00:23:59,108 We smoked outside. 489 00:23:59,110 --> 00:24:01,078 Excuse me? 490 00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:02,849 So the neighbors could see you? 491 00:24:03,849 --> 00:24:06,819 No one saw us. 492 00:24:06,821 --> 00:24:09,221 What, would you rather we smoke in my room? 493 00:24:09,223 --> 00:24:11,791 Your room? 494 00:24:11,793 --> 00:24:13,894 You know what, why don't you sleep there tonight 495 00:24:13,896 --> 00:24:15,796 if you're suddenly such a badass. 496 00:24:15,798 --> 00:24:17,298 What? 497 00:24:17,300 --> 00:24:19,367 I mean, we should probably get used to it anyway. 498 00:24:19,369 --> 00:24:21,106 It's not normal. 499 00:24:23,140 --> 00:24:26,242 What even is normal? 500 00:24:26,244 --> 00:24:28,812 The patriarchy is normal. 501 00:24:28,814 --> 00:24:31,748 And you know my mattress hurts my back. 502 00:24:31,750 --> 00:24:33,386 There's air freshener under the sink. 503 00:24:34,721 --> 00:24:36,023 I'm going to bed. 504 00:24:41,495 --> 00:24:43,031 And he was really sweet. 505 00:24:45,067 --> 00:24:47,233 You know? I had a good time. 506 00:24:47,235 --> 00:24:49,072 So, we'll see. 507 00:25:30,954 --> 00:25:33,292 'Sup. You horny? 508 00:25:37,496 --> 00:25:40,330 - Sure. - Any more pics? 509 00:25:40,332 --> 00:25:41,502 Ugh! 510 00:25:49,011 --> 00:25:51,145 I meant nudes, dude. 511 00:25:51,147 --> 00:25:52,750 Yeah, I know. 512 00:26:23,319 --> 00:26:25,419 - Nice. - You like it? 513 00:26:25,421 --> 00:26:26,990 Oh, yeah. 514 00:26:29,391 --> 00:26:31,926 So, what do you want to do to me? 515 00:26:31,928 --> 00:26:33,063 Fuck you. 516 00:26:34,264 --> 00:26:36,565 - Hard. - Oh, yeah? 517 00:26:36,567 --> 00:26:38,904 - You wanna meet up. - Ever tried poppers? 518 00:26:43,508 --> 00:26:45,244 I actually don't know what that is. 519 00:26:45,246 --> 00:26:47,411 Makes you loose. 520 00:26:47,413 --> 00:26:50,984 Oh. Um... kinda sounds like a lot. 521 00:26:50,986 --> 00:26:51,987 It's cool. 522 00:26:52,988 --> 00:26:53,957 I promise. 523 00:26:55,590 --> 00:26:57,391 I don't even know who you are, 524 00:26:57,393 --> 00:26:59,326 so... that could... 525 00:26:59,328 --> 00:27:00,330 You're funny. 526 00:27:01,397 --> 00:27:03,900 Man, I would fuck you so hard, 527 00:27:03,902 --> 00:27:05,233 we won't even need a condom. 528 00:27:05,235 --> 00:27:06,269 What? 529 00:27:06,271 --> 00:27:08,070 Oh, God. Okay. 530 00:27:08,072 --> 00:27:11,407 Seriously, I'm not gonna have sex with you, okay. 531 00:27:11,409 --> 00:27:13,211 But if you want a blowjob, let's meet up. 532 00:27:13,213 --> 00:27:15,046 - That's it? - Yes. 533 00:27:15,048 --> 00:27:17,281 I don't even know where you've been, man. 534 00:27:17,283 --> 00:27:20,618 And honestly, I don't really want to have sex right now. 535 00:27:20,620 --> 00:27:22,157 I had a huge dinner. 536 00:27:24,226 --> 00:27:25,895 Just a little ass play? 537 00:27:29,699 --> 00:27:30,933 Okay. 538 00:27:33,202 --> 00:27:34,503 Where do you want to meet? 539 00:27:34,505 --> 00:27:36,875 Let me see that ass, one more time. 540 00:27:43,982 --> 00:27:46,049 - Ooh. - Bend over. 541 00:27:46,051 --> 00:27:47,521 - What? Oh. - Bend over. 542 00:27:51,626 --> 00:27:54,727 Yeah, I'm pretty sure there's, like, a park around the corner 543 00:27:54,729 --> 00:27:57,431 if you just wanna meet there. 544 00:27:57,433 --> 00:27:58,568 Um... 545 00:28:01,271 --> 00:28:03,040 Fucking son of a bitch. 546 00:28:06,377 --> 00:28:08,209 So what's this guy's name again? 547 00:28:08,211 --> 00:28:09,477 Chester. 548 00:28:09,479 --> 00:28:11,380 Hmm. Chester. 549 00:28:11,382 --> 00:28:12,482 Yeah. 550 00:28:12,484 --> 00:28:14,016 Isn't that like a dog's name? 551 00:28:14,018 --> 00:28:15,386 Be nice. 552 00:28:15,388 --> 00:28:16,754 He's nice. 553 00:28:16,756 --> 00:28:18,656 He's nice. 554 00:28:18,658 --> 00:28:21,293 So, guess it's back to the web then. 555 00:28:21,295 --> 00:28:22,660 What? 556 00:28:22,662 --> 00:28:23,695 No. 557 00:28:23,697 --> 00:28:25,000 Nice is good. 558 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:27,302 Why is nice bad? 559 00:28:28,435 --> 00:28:30,537 I don't know. I just feel like it's... 560 00:28:30,539 --> 00:28:33,339 what you say when there's, like, nothing really else to say. 561 00:28:33,341 --> 00:28:34,509 Oh, no. 562 00:28:34,511 --> 00:28:35,676 I think nice is good. 563 00:28:35,678 --> 00:28:39,083 Nice and... sweet and fun. 564 00:28:41,651 --> 00:28:44,186 Are you sure you're not, like... 565 00:28:44,188 --> 00:28:46,455 settling? 566 00:28:46,457 --> 00:28:47,659 I don't think so. 567 00:28:48,695 --> 00:28:50,261 We were there for almost an hour 568 00:28:50,263 --> 00:28:52,562 before we even ordered. 569 00:28:52,564 --> 00:28:54,565 Just talking. 570 00:28:54,567 --> 00:28:57,136 He texted me good night, too. 571 00:28:57,138 --> 00:28:59,074 - Really? - Yeah. 572 00:29:01,410 --> 00:29:03,276 So what's he do? 573 00:29:03,278 --> 00:29:05,112 He's in plastics. 574 00:29:05,114 --> 00:29:08,417 And before you call him a blood-sucking demon, they're renewable. 575 00:29:08,419 --> 00:29:10,518 They're made of corn. 576 00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:12,155 Did you check his credentials? 577 00:29:13,223 --> 00:29:15,158 - Lisa did. - Hmm. 578 00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:17,293 Oh, and he's an artist. 579 00:29:17,295 --> 00:29:19,595 He plays guitar in a band. 580 00:29:19,597 --> 00:29:21,097 Stop it. 581 00:29:21,099 --> 00:29:22,733 What? I thought you'd appreciate that. 582 00:29:22,735 --> 00:29:26,404 I do. It's just... classic. 583 00:29:26,406 --> 00:29:28,840 Anyway, I brought a bottle of wine to dinner. 584 00:29:28,842 --> 00:29:31,510 It's, you know, a BYOB place. 585 00:29:31,512 --> 00:29:32,812 - The best. - Hmm. 586 00:29:32,814 --> 00:29:34,647 I didn't wanna take your red, 587 00:29:34,649 --> 00:29:37,651 but all I had was a giant magnum of Pinot. 588 00:29:37,653 --> 00:29:39,853 - You didn't. - I did. 589 00:29:39,855 --> 00:29:41,423 But I left it in the car. 590 00:29:41,425 --> 00:29:44,095 By the time I remembered, we were on to dessert. 591 00:29:45,395 --> 00:29:47,399 He said we'd have to split the wine next time. 592 00:29:48,566 --> 00:29:49,732 - Next time? - Yeah. 593 00:29:49,734 --> 00:29:51,338 Ooh, maybe that's him. 594 00:29:52,572 --> 00:29:54,505 It is. 595 00:29:54,507 --> 00:29:57,808 I sent him one of those picture thingys a video picture. 596 00:29:57,810 --> 00:30:00,211 - A GIF? - Yeah. 597 00:30:00,213 --> 00:30:02,147 Is that how it's pronounced? 598 00:30:02,149 --> 00:30:03,384 No one really knows. 599 00:30:04,652 --> 00:30:05,685 What are you doing? 600 00:30:05,687 --> 00:30:07,386 Texting. 601 00:30:07,388 --> 00:30:09,722 You can't respond right away. 602 00:30:09,724 --> 00:30:11,893 You sent him three messages in a row. 603 00:30:11,895 --> 00:30:13,260 Mom, no. 604 00:30:13,262 --> 00:30:14,628 What? 605 00:30:14,630 --> 00:30:16,298 You gotta play the game. 606 00:30:16,300 --> 00:30:18,466 Game? What game? 607 00:30:18,468 --> 00:30:21,338 Chester doesn't think like that. 608 00:30:21,340 --> 00:30:22,906 You went on, like, a date with him. 609 00:30:22,908 --> 00:30:25,176 How do you know how he thinks? 610 00:30:28,781 --> 00:30:32,120 Here, will you drive? I don't want to text behind the wheel. 611 00:30:33,687 --> 00:30:35,224 Sure. 612 00:30:41,197 --> 00:30:43,100 What's another way to say LOL? 613 00:30:44,233 --> 00:30:46,103 Okay. I think you need younger friends. 614 00:30:47,304 --> 00:30:50,672 Aw! Joan, like, deserves it. 615 00:30:50,674 --> 00:30:52,208 How did they meet? 616 00:30:52,210 --> 00:30:54,644 Some dating site actually. 617 00:30:54,646 --> 00:30:57,713 I was pretty sure, like, she would meet some duds at first, 618 00:30:57,715 --> 00:30:59,887 but she kinda hit the jackpot. 619 00:31:01,620 --> 00:31:03,588 Good for her. 620 00:31:03,590 --> 00:31:05,758 Those are, like, really in right now. 621 00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:08,528 - Yeah. - I should make a profile. 622 00:31:08,530 --> 00:31:09,829 Don't you have a boyfriend? 623 00:31:09,831 --> 00:31:13,466 I mean, we're not, like, exclusive or whatever. 624 00:31:13,468 --> 00:31:14,936 Hmm. Right. 625 00:31:16,573 --> 00:31:18,372 How's your job search going? 626 00:31:18,374 --> 00:31:20,310 Or are you like even looking? 627 00:31:21,612 --> 00:31:23,612 Kind of. I don't know. 628 00:31:23,614 --> 00:31:26,850 I'm basically waiting around for an email, so... 629 00:31:26,852 --> 00:31:28,718 Well, did you, like, follow up with them? 630 00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:30,653 Of course. 631 00:31:30,655 --> 00:31:33,225 I literally wrote them a letter by hand. 632 00:31:33,227 --> 00:31:34,858 - Wow. - Hmm. 633 00:31:34,860 --> 00:31:37,363 But that was two weeks ago, so... 634 00:31:37,365 --> 00:31:38,897 I don't know, I just don't want to be annoying. 635 00:31:38,899 --> 00:31:41,300 Danny, you need to take charge. 636 00:31:41,302 --> 00:31:43,270 Sheryl Sandberg says it's important to, like, 637 00:31:43,272 --> 00:31:44,439 make yourself heard. 638 00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:47,375 You working girl. 639 00:31:47,377 --> 00:31:48,509 I'll draft you an email. 640 00:31:48,511 --> 00:31:49,711 It's really okay. 641 00:31:49,713 --> 00:31:51,480 No, seriously, it's like the least I can do. 642 00:31:51,482 --> 00:31:53,448 If I were you, I would die. 643 00:31:54,485 --> 00:31:56,552 Come on. 644 00:32:30,862 --> 00:32:32,362 I mean, it's a gay club. 645 00:32:32,364 --> 00:32:34,632 Why do straight girls have to come in and ruin it? 646 00:32:34,634 --> 00:32:36,600 Girl, it's all about ratios. 647 00:32:36,602 --> 00:32:38,703 A straight guy's got a better chance getting laid here 648 00:32:38,705 --> 00:32:40,305 than anywhere else. 649 00:32:40,307 --> 00:32:42,741 - Raiders are gross. - Girl. 650 00:32:42,743 --> 00:32:43,980 No, I don't do tobacco. 651 00:32:45,479 --> 00:32:46,913 What about crack? 652 00:32:48,718 --> 00:32:50,885 - Hey. - Hey. 653 00:32:50,887 --> 00:32:52,652 Can we go? 654 00:32:52,654 --> 00:32:54,723 Just... Just a few more minutes. 655 00:33:40,813 --> 00:33:42,980 Oh. Sorry. 656 00:33:42,982 --> 00:33:45,552 - Hey, I'm Danny. - Tsk! 657 00:33:47,454 --> 00:33:48,921 Oh. 658 00:33:48,923 --> 00:33:51,959 I like your profile. 659 00:33:52,994 --> 00:33:54,627 A masc for masc only. 660 00:33:54,629 --> 00:33:56,599 Oh. Okay. 661 00:33:57,834 --> 00:33:59,834 Hey, you looking for a threesome? 662 00:33:59,836 --> 00:34:02,671 Not... particularly. 663 00:34:02,673 --> 00:34:03,974 Tease. 664 00:34:35,847 --> 00:34:37,149 Oh. 665 00:34:38,850 --> 00:34:39,919 Danny... 666 00:34:41,019 --> 00:34:42,752 I'd like you to meet Chester. 667 00:34:42,754 --> 00:34:44,989 - Hey. - Hey, nice to meet you. 668 00:34:44,991 --> 00:34:46,990 Your mom's told me a lot about you. 669 00:34:46,992 --> 00:34:48,227 Likewise. 670 00:34:48,229 --> 00:34:50,599 I mean, uh, not a lot, but... 671 00:34:51,666 --> 00:34:52,798 Yeah, hell with that. 672 00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:54,034 I don't know anything about you. 673 00:34:54,036 --> 00:34:56,168 In fact, who are you? Are you related? 674 00:34:57,239 --> 00:34:59,109 Depends on his mood actually. 675 00:35:00,543 --> 00:35:02,542 - Cute. - Hmm. 676 00:35:02,544 --> 00:35:04,679 So, how was the city? 677 00:35:04,681 --> 00:35:06,551 Uh, fine. Not too memorable. 678 00:35:08,820 --> 00:35:10,686 How's Tanya doing? 679 00:35:10,688 --> 00:35:12,989 Good. Um... 680 00:35:12,991 --> 00:35:14,824 Well, she's kind of a cunt. 681 00:35:14,826 --> 00:35:17,496 - Daniel! - Sorry, she is. 682 00:35:17,498 --> 00:35:19,831 You just met him, and you're saying that? 683 00:35:19,833 --> 00:35:22,268 Sorry. I am, like, a feminist... 684 00:35:22,270 --> 00:35:23,268 Oh, it's fine. 685 00:35:23,270 --> 00:35:25,774 Sailor talk's a full notch above small talk. 686 00:35:27,041 --> 00:35:28,675 - Aargh. - Aargh! 687 00:35:28,677 --> 00:35:30,947 Wait, I said sailors, not pirates. 688 00:35:33,283 --> 00:35:34,585 What? 689 00:35:36,786 --> 00:35:38,989 So what are you guys doing today? 690 00:35:40,757 --> 00:35:41,860 I know... 691 00:36:11,195 --> 00:36:13,929 Oh! Whoa! 692 00:36:13,931 --> 00:36:15,698 Easy does it. 693 00:36:15,700 --> 00:36:17,801 - All right. - All right? 694 00:36:17,803 --> 00:36:19,236 Is that funny, too? 695 00:36:19,238 --> 00:36:20,572 Oh! 696 00:36:20,574 --> 00:36:21,976 Oh, no! 697 00:36:31,319 --> 00:36:33,252 - Oh, my God. - Oh! 698 00:36:33,254 --> 00:36:35,289 - Sorry. Didn't mean to sneak up on you. - Hi. 699 00:36:35,291 --> 00:36:36,526 It's okay. 700 00:36:37,860 --> 00:36:41,663 So, your mom says you're quite the yogi. 701 00:36:41,665 --> 00:36:42,830 Mm-hmm. 702 00:36:42,832 --> 00:36:43,999 - Yeah? - Hmm. 703 00:36:44,001 --> 00:36:45,635 I tried yoga. 704 00:36:45,637 --> 00:36:46,735 Once. 705 00:36:46,737 --> 00:36:48,772 I could barely touch my toes. 706 00:36:48,774 --> 00:36:51,040 Same. Yeah. When I started. 707 00:36:51,042 --> 00:36:52,745 It was the same for me, too. 708 00:37:02,323 --> 00:37:03,856 Did you need something in the kitchen? 709 00:37:03,858 --> 00:37:05,391 No, I didn't, no. 710 00:37:05,393 --> 00:37:06,994 I... Yeah, I mean, yes, I did. 711 00:37:06,996 --> 00:37:08,261 I... A towel. 712 00:37:08,263 --> 00:37:10,098 Oh, yeah, totally. 713 00:37:10,100 --> 00:37:11,899 - Well, we keep... - Oh, here. 714 00:37:11,901 --> 00:37:14,239 - Oh. - Oh, sorry. No. This. Fine. 715 00:37:17,075 --> 00:37:19,642 Hi, boys. 716 00:37:19,644 --> 00:37:21,846 Hey. 717 00:37:21,848 --> 00:37:24,315 We are thinking about grilling later. 718 00:37:24,317 --> 00:37:26,651 You want to join us? 719 00:37:26,653 --> 00:37:28,121 Uh, actually, I have a date. 720 00:37:29,423 --> 00:37:30,988 - Really? - Yeah. 721 00:37:30,990 --> 00:37:33,326 It's not a big deal. I'm not that into him, 722 00:37:33,328 --> 00:37:34,797 but he's cute, so... 723 00:37:35,897 --> 00:37:37,197 Is he dark? 724 00:37:37,199 --> 00:37:38,601 What? 725 00:37:39,768 --> 00:37:42,337 However you would say it. Ethnic or... 726 00:37:42,339 --> 00:37:43,837 Mom. 727 00:37:43,839 --> 00:37:47,011 What? You date darker guys. 728 00:37:48,012 --> 00:37:49,711 Yeah, he's Filipino. 729 00:37:49,713 --> 00:37:51,147 See, you have a type. 730 00:37:51,149 --> 00:37:54,686 Okay, but I feel like having a type is racist, okay? 731 00:37:55,822 --> 00:37:56,853 Anyway, 732 00:37:56,855 --> 00:37:58,658 I'm gonna go get ready. 733 00:38:00,695 --> 00:38:01,830 Nice chat. 734 00:38:21,719 --> 00:38:24,221 Hi. Um, it's under Wallace. For two. 735 00:38:24,223 --> 00:38:25,489 Sorry, I'm late. 736 00:38:25,491 --> 00:38:26,993 Is he here? 737 00:38:48,886 --> 00:38:51,085 - Hey. - I hurt my foot. 738 00:38:51,087 --> 00:38:53,323 - What? - I hurt my foot, so I can't come. 739 00:38:53,325 --> 00:38:54,427 Sorry. 740 00:38:55,860 --> 00:38:58,330 - Oh. - That's S-R-Y. 741 00:39:00,265 --> 00:39:01,332 Right. 742 00:39:33,005 --> 00:39:35,438 Laura told me you work in advertising. 743 00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:37,175 How did you get into that? 744 00:39:37,177 --> 00:39:39,311 I graduated with a degree in marketing. 745 00:39:39,313 --> 00:39:42,181 Started working for my father's company right outta college. 746 00:39:42,183 --> 00:39:43,917 So that's how you made the transition 747 00:39:43,919 --> 00:39:45,185 from school mascot. 748 00:39:46,555 --> 00:39:49,088 Ah. 749 00:39:49,090 --> 00:39:50,159 That's one thing I was hoping... 750 00:39:52,395 --> 00:39:53,460 Oh, Danny. 751 00:39:53,462 --> 00:39:56,034 How did it go? 752 00:39:58,302 --> 00:39:59,471 It was good. 753 00:40:01,240 --> 00:40:02,573 What's wrong? 754 00:40:02,575 --> 00:40:05,876 Nothing. No... I'm just, I'm just tired. 755 00:40:05,878 --> 00:40:07,144 I'm fine. 756 00:40:07,146 --> 00:40:08,415 - I'm fine. - Mom. 757 00:40:12,887 --> 00:40:14,256 We were watching a movie... 758 00:40:15,523 --> 00:40:17,292 Chester and I and... 759 00:40:21,463 --> 00:40:22,799 I... 760 00:40:24,167 --> 00:40:26,134 I mean, I was feeling... 761 00:40:26,136 --> 00:40:27,603 good... 762 00:40:27,605 --> 00:40:30,042 for the first time in a long while. 763 00:40:31,443 --> 00:40:32,945 I mean, really good. 764 00:40:34,180 --> 00:40:35,382 And... 765 00:40:37,549 --> 00:40:39,519 I just started thinking about Daddy, 766 00:40:40,987 --> 00:40:43,191 and I got so guilty. 767 00:40:45,260 --> 00:40:47,028 I mean, that's his couch. 768 00:40:51,900 --> 00:40:53,838 And Chester noticed and... 769 00:40:56,006 --> 00:40:57,972 He noticed that I was acting weird, 770 00:40:57,974 --> 00:41:01,043 and I didn't know what to do 771 00:41:01,045 --> 00:41:02,448 and I panicked and... 772 00:41:04,249 --> 00:41:06,983 told him I was tired and asked him to leave. 773 00:41:06,985 --> 00:41:08,219 What? 774 00:41:08,221 --> 00:41:11,324 I thought I was ready to start dating again. 775 00:41:16,195 --> 00:41:19,535 You know I'll never love anyone as much as Daddy. 776 00:41:20,634 --> 00:41:21,968 Right? 777 00:41:21,970 --> 00:41:23,173 I know. 778 00:41:28,245 --> 00:41:30,513 So, does this mean you don't want to see Chester anymore? 779 00:41:33,083 --> 00:41:34,219 I don't know. 780 00:41:36,254 --> 00:41:38,388 I mean, no. 781 00:41:38,390 --> 00:41:41,395 No, I'm just throwing myself a little pity party. 782 00:41:43,630 --> 00:41:45,464 Do you like him? 783 00:41:45,466 --> 00:41:47,102 Yes. Yeah. 784 00:41:49,003 --> 00:41:51,540 You know, it takes me a while to warm up to anyone. 785 00:41:54,076 --> 00:41:55,145 He's great. 786 00:41:56,412 --> 00:41:57,514 He is great. 787 00:41:59,247 --> 00:42:00,551 How was your date? 788 00:42:02,286 --> 00:42:03,417 It was good. 789 00:42:03,419 --> 00:42:04,686 It was good. 790 00:42:04,688 --> 00:42:05,990 Um... 791 00:42:07,425 --> 00:42:09,057 He was nice. 792 00:42:09,059 --> 00:42:10,426 Ah! 793 00:42:10,428 --> 00:42:11,530 Nice. 794 00:42:14,634 --> 00:42:16,269 He paid, so... 795 00:42:17,704 --> 00:42:20,006 Well, at least you went out. 796 00:42:20,008 --> 00:42:21,042 Yeah. 797 00:42:22,743 --> 00:42:24,480 How do you decide who pays? 798 00:42:25,681 --> 00:42:28,318 I don't know. It's not really assumed. 799 00:42:29,753 --> 00:42:31,220 He offered, so... 800 00:42:32,254 --> 00:42:33,725 Interesting. 801 00:42:40,164 --> 00:42:41,333 Okay, Mom. 802 00:42:42,401 --> 00:42:44,034 I'm gonna hit the hay. 803 00:42:44,036 --> 00:42:45,339 I'll be up in a little bit. 804 00:42:46,438 --> 00:42:48,075 Sleeping in my room now, remember? 805 00:42:49,108 --> 00:42:50,307 I know. 806 00:42:50,309 --> 00:42:52,477 I was just saying. 807 00:42:52,479 --> 00:42:53,812 Good. 808 00:42:53,814 --> 00:42:55,249 Good. 809 00:43:40,637 --> 00:43:41,871 Yo. 810 00:43:41,873 --> 00:43:44,206 Hey, I was wondering if maybe you could, 811 00:43:44,208 --> 00:43:46,609 um, send me the number of that guy you were talking about. 812 00:43:46,611 --> 00:43:49,145 Feeling a little blocked. 813 00:43:49,147 --> 00:43:50,748 Uh, sorry, dude. Yeah. 814 00:43:50,750 --> 00:43:53,518 My homie from school's down the Shore, actually. 815 00:43:53,520 --> 00:43:55,120 Oh. 816 00:43:55,122 --> 00:43:58,457 Um, but there's actually this other kid I know about. 817 00:43:58,459 --> 00:44:01,795 Um, the only thing is he's in high school. 818 00:44:01,797 --> 00:44:03,896 - Ah... - Friends with my little bro. 819 00:44:03,898 --> 00:44:05,466 That's embarrassing. 820 00:44:05,468 --> 00:44:06,736 Yeah. 821 00:44:14,378 --> 00:44:15,447 That's Norman's house. 822 00:44:16,780 --> 00:44:19,415 - Dude, my mom's here. - What the fuck? 823 00:44:19,417 --> 00:44:22,853 - Yeah. Sorry. - Jesus, man. Fuckin'... 824 00:44:22,855 --> 00:44:24,258 Yeah. 825 00:44:28,529 --> 00:44:30,763 - Yo. - Dude, what the fuck? 826 00:44:30,765 --> 00:44:32,698 My mom's here. I'd to run 'round the back. 827 00:44:32,700 --> 00:44:34,237 Oh, shit. 828 00:44:35,538 --> 00:44:38,339 So, are, are we trying to drive away or... 829 00:44:38,341 --> 00:44:41,241 No, man. It's totally chill. I just don't want her watching. 830 00:44:41,243 --> 00:44:43,545 For sure. 831 00:44:43,547 --> 00:44:45,748 All right. Um, this is my friend, Danny. 832 00:44:45,750 --> 00:44:47,783 Danny, what's up, man? 833 00:44:47,785 --> 00:44:50,287 Boom! Brap, brap, brap! 834 00:44:52,725 --> 00:44:53,759 This guy's chill. 835 00:44:55,328 --> 00:44:57,396 So, how much you want? 836 00:44:57,398 --> 00:44:58,696 Oh, uh... 837 00:44:58,698 --> 00:45:01,200 I don't know. I was thinking maybe you could just 838 00:45:01,202 --> 00:45:03,203 roll me, like, three joints. 839 00:45:03,205 --> 00:45:04,904 You want me to roll you three joints? 840 00:45:04,906 --> 00:45:07,474 Yeah. I'm trying to cut back 841 00:45:07,476 --> 00:45:10,244 - and don't have a bong at home. - That sucks, man. 842 00:45:10,246 --> 00:45:11,879 You could always make an apple bong. 843 00:45:11,881 --> 00:45:14,882 And I'm not a child, so. 844 00:45:14,884 --> 00:45:16,751 I was kidding. 845 00:45:16,753 --> 00:45:19,655 I used to blaze like that every day in seventh grade. 846 00:45:19,657 --> 00:45:22,859 Oh, do you have to, uh, like, do that in here? 847 00:45:22,861 --> 00:45:24,864 My mom has this really heightened sense of smell. 848 00:45:26,565 --> 00:45:28,501 Don't be such a pussy, dude. 849 00:45:29,703 --> 00:45:31,573 That's, like, kind of sexist. 850 00:45:34,242 --> 00:45:36,545 I love this guy. "That's sexist." 851 00:45:38,480 --> 00:45:39,682 So, how much? 852 00:45:41,350 --> 00:45:42,917 Forty bucks. 853 00:45:42,919 --> 00:45:44,484 Forty bucks for three joints? 854 00:45:44,486 --> 00:45:45,890 That's fair. 855 00:45:47,757 --> 00:45:49,393 I miss California. 856 00:45:52,796 --> 00:45:54,430 I'm gonna go ahead and put that on the list 857 00:45:54,432 --> 00:45:56,333 of personal low points for me. 858 00:45:56,335 --> 00:45:58,301 Dude, I know. 859 00:45:58,303 --> 00:46:00,938 All the old dealers are in rehab, but whatever. 860 00:46:00,940 --> 00:46:02,706 This town's so fucking dry. 861 00:46:02,708 --> 00:46:04,777 How old is that kid? 862 00:46:04,779 --> 00:46:06,411 Fifteen, I think. 863 00:46:06,413 --> 00:46:07,682 Jesus. 864 00:46:08,850 --> 00:46:11,717 You wanna get some food or something? 865 00:46:11,719 --> 00:46:14,821 Fine. I could actually go for some diner food. 866 00:46:14,823 --> 00:46:17,524 How many times can I be high at the diner? 867 00:46:17,526 --> 00:46:18,960 Oh, so is that a no? 868 00:46:18,962 --> 00:46:20,695 - No. I'm down. - Perf... 869 00:46:22,766 --> 00:46:25,468 Oh, fuck. That producer. 870 00:46:25,470 --> 00:46:26,903 Producer? 871 00:46:26,905 --> 00:46:28,471 Oh, that show. 872 00:46:28,473 --> 00:46:30,376 Oh, what does it say? 873 00:47:17,733 --> 00:47:19,066 These are due in about two weeks, 874 00:47:19,068 --> 00:47:21,369 and you can just leave that in the box outside. 875 00:47:21,371 --> 00:47:23,040 It's usually easier than talking to people. 876 00:47:28,979 --> 00:47:30,881 - Hey. - Find everything okay? 877 00:47:30,883 --> 00:47:32,451 Yeah, thanks. 878 00:47:53,809 --> 00:47:54,946 Oh, wow. 879 00:47:55,946 --> 00:47:58,415 - Thank you. - Oh, of course. 880 00:47:59,617 --> 00:48:01,117 I can tell you're so special. 881 00:48:01,119 --> 00:48:02,986 Really? 882 00:48:02,988 --> 00:48:05,589 Yes, you deserve to be happy. 883 00:48:05,591 --> 00:48:07,594 - Rich. - Thank you. 884 00:48:09,095 --> 00:48:10,928 You should have got that TV job? 885 00:48:10,930 --> 00:48:14,466 - Right? - You're so qualified. 886 00:48:14,468 --> 00:48:15,935 Come to Los Angeles with me. 887 00:48:15,937 --> 00:48:18,671 I'll give you all the money that you need 888 00:48:18,673 --> 00:48:20,173 to make your dreams come true. 889 00:48:20,175 --> 00:48:21,842 That's... 890 00:48:21,844 --> 00:48:23,177 Thank you. 891 00:48:23,179 --> 00:48:25,946 But now, lean back. 892 00:48:25,948 --> 00:48:28,883 Let me give you the best blowjob of your life. 893 00:48:28,885 --> 00:48:30,755 I mean, okay. 894 00:48:33,559 --> 00:48:34,961 Sorry. 895 00:48:37,129 --> 00:48:38,963 Is everything all right? 896 00:48:38,965 --> 00:48:40,197 You seem a little off today. 897 00:48:40,199 --> 00:48:42,166 - I do? - Yeah. 898 00:48:42,168 --> 00:48:44,736 - I quit. - What? 899 00:48:44,738 --> 00:48:48,107 Oh, did you get that TV job? Oh, that's great. 900 00:48:48,109 --> 00:48:50,009 Your mom was telling me how much you wanted that... 901 00:48:50,011 --> 00:48:52,011 No, I didn't get the TV job. 902 00:48:52,013 --> 00:48:53,981 Oh, I'm sorry. 903 00:48:53,983 --> 00:48:56,050 Don't be. I'm moving back to California. 904 00:48:56,052 --> 00:48:57,188 You are? 905 00:48:58,254 --> 00:49:00,121 Yeah. 906 00:49:00,123 --> 00:49:01,159 Yes. 907 00:49:02,659 --> 00:49:04,593 Hey, this is Danny. 908 00:49:04,595 --> 00:49:06,095 I don't know why I'm leaving a voice mail, 909 00:49:06,097 --> 00:49:08,498 but, um, I have, like, a pretty crazy idea 910 00:49:08,500 --> 00:49:10,100 so call me back. 911 00:49:16,176 --> 00:49:17,977 Danny, can I come in? 912 00:49:17,979 --> 00:49:19,544 One minute. 913 00:49:28,758 --> 00:49:31,293 - Hi. - Hi, I'm going right back to work. 914 00:49:31,295 --> 00:49:33,061 I just wanted to check in. 915 00:49:33,063 --> 00:49:35,130 Uh-huh? 916 00:49:35,132 --> 00:49:39,702 Um, I patched things up with Chester. 917 00:49:39,704 --> 00:49:42,572 I explained why I was so weird the other night, 918 00:49:42,574 --> 00:49:47,012 and... he said he's always here if I need to talk. 919 00:49:47,014 --> 00:49:48,216 That's sweet. 920 00:49:50,551 --> 00:49:52,250 Why's that window open? 921 00:49:52,252 --> 00:49:53,953 It's a nice day. 922 00:49:53,955 --> 00:49:55,555 It's hot, 923 00:49:55,557 --> 00:49:57,257 and you're burning candles? 924 00:49:57,259 --> 00:49:59,997 Mom, so this show in New York's been staffed. 925 00:50:01,064 --> 00:50:02,763 Oh, honey. 926 00:50:02,765 --> 00:50:04,266 No, it's fine. It's fine. 927 00:50:04,268 --> 00:50:07,570 Um, because... 928 00:50:07,572 --> 00:50:10,009 I think I'm gonna go back to LA actually. 929 00:50:11,943 --> 00:50:13,878 - You are? - Yeah. 930 00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:16,681 I mean, I've been getting so anxious 931 00:50:16,683 --> 00:50:18,984 to get back there, and there's... 932 00:50:18,986 --> 00:50:21,055 I mean, nothing here for me so... 933 00:50:22,689 --> 00:50:24,826 I mean, you're here, but... 934 00:50:26,060 --> 00:50:28,095 Right. Right. 935 00:50:28,097 --> 00:50:30,731 And I've been looking into couch-surfing 936 00:50:30,733 --> 00:50:33,571 because I'm gonna be road-tripping with Khris. 937 00:50:35,105 --> 00:50:36,705 Oh, I see. 938 00:50:36,707 --> 00:50:39,608 Yeah, I mean, he's totally down, 939 00:50:39,610 --> 00:50:41,276 and he's unemployed, too, so... 940 00:50:41,278 --> 00:50:42,582 Hmm. 941 00:50:44,015 --> 00:50:45,616 In whose car? 942 00:50:45,618 --> 00:50:48,052 My car. So I can have it out there. 943 00:50:48,054 --> 00:50:50,021 That's my car. 944 00:50:50,023 --> 00:50:52,057 Mom, it was my car when I lived there, 945 00:50:52,059 --> 00:50:53,225 and you need a car in LA. 946 00:50:53,227 --> 00:50:54,859 Well, you can ask, you know. 947 00:50:54,861 --> 00:50:56,361 Okay, can I have it? 948 00:50:56,363 --> 00:50:59,366 Well, actually, I was thinking about selling it. 949 00:50:59,368 --> 00:51:00,967 Well, when were you gonna tell me that? 950 00:51:05,774 --> 00:51:08,110 If you think this is the best thing to do, 951 00:51:08,112 --> 00:51:09,347 then I support you. 952 00:51:10,681 --> 00:51:11,784 Always. 953 00:51:12,883 --> 00:51:14,182 Thanks. 954 00:51:14,184 --> 00:51:16,152 I mean emotionally. 955 00:51:16,154 --> 00:51:17,888 I can't help you out there. 956 00:51:17,890 --> 00:51:20,892 It's... It's too expensive. I... 957 00:51:20,894 --> 00:51:22,263 I know, Mom. 958 00:51:23,329 --> 00:51:25,363 Do you even have a place to stay? 959 00:51:25,365 --> 00:51:27,299 Yes, with Patricia, like we discussed. 960 00:51:27,301 --> 00:51:29,035 - Patricia? - My college roommate. 961 00:51:29,037 --> 00:51:30,606 Oh. Right. Sorry. 962 00:51:32,106 --> 00:51:34,106 I'm gonna stay with her family 963 00:51:34,108 --> 00:51:35,845 for a little bit until we find a place. 964 00:51:37,714 --> 00:51:39,846 Do you even have a job out in California? 965 00:51:39,848 --> 00:51:41,449 - No. - Danny! 966 00:51:41,451 --> 00:51:43,818 Mom, can you stop pressuring me, okay. 967 00:51:43,820 --> 00:51:45,220 I'm doing it enough myself. 968 00:51:45,222 --> 00:51:47,223 I'll freelance, I'll drive a fucking Uber. 969 00:51:47,225 --> 00:51:49,158 I don't care. Okay? 970 00:51:49,160 --> 00:51:52,395 I have to go. I am suffocating here. 971 00:51:52,397 --> 00:51:53,799 I know. 972 00:51:54,968 --> 00:51:57,202 I'm just gonna miss you. 973 00:51:57,204 --> 00:51:59,906 Well, you can always move out there with me. 974 00:51:59,908 --> 00:52:02,210 There's a thought. 975 00:52:03,444 --> 00:52:06,146 There better be no pot on this trip, Daniel. 976 00:52:06,148 --> 00:52:08,481 No pit stops in Colorado. 977 00:52:08,483 --> 00:52:11,152 Mom, no. 978 00:52:11,154 --> 00:52:12,286 Of course not. 979 00:53:58,482 --> 00:53:59,552 Where is your mother? 980 00:54:02,154 --> 00:54:03,521 Joanie? 981 00:54:03,523 --> 00:54:05,894 - Thank you. - Yeah. 982 00:54:08,461 --> 00:54:11,563 So, I'm on, um... 983 00:54:11,565 --> 00:54:12,866 one of those dating sites. 984 00:54:12,868 --> 00:54:14,167 Looking around at the dating sites. 985 00:54:14,169 --> 00:54:15,635 - For your mom. - Right. 986 00:54:15,637 --> 00:54:18,037 Kind of and, um... 987 00:54:18,039 --> 00:54:20,475 I see a... profile, 988 00:54:20,477 --> 00:54:23,479 and it looks familiar, but it's fuzzy. 989 00:54:23,481 --> 00:54:24,583 And so... 990 00:54:26,985 --> 00:54:30,120 I click on it, and, uh... 991 00:54:30,122 --> 00:54:31,290 it's Jeff. 992 00:54:32,491 --> 00:54:34,157 And I'm not surprised 993 00:54:34,159 --> 00:54:36,260 because he's a fucking asshole 994 00:54:36,262 --> 00:54:38,529 and a pathological liar. 995 00:54:40,267 --> 00:54:42,534 Do you have any idea how many men have asked me out 996 00:54:42,536 --> 00:54:44,237 and hit on me over the years? 997 00:54:44,239 --> 00:54:45,241 Just guess. 998 00:54:46,241 --> 00:54:47,908 - Guess. - Um... 999 00:54:47,910 --> 00:54:49,343 Say a number. 1000 00:54:49,345 --> 00:54:50,544 Fifteen. 1001 00:54:50,546 --> 00:54:52,114 A lot have. 1002 00:54:52,116 --> 00:54:55,150 And I, you know, of course I never slept with them 1003 00:54:55,152 --> 00:54:58,620 because one of us is a decent human being. 1004 00:54:58,622 --> 00:55:00,059 - Right? - Totally. 1005 00:55:01,293 --> 00:55:03,092 And then you get fucked 1006 00:55:03,094 --> 00:55:05,429 'cause he's a liar, and people don't change. 1007 00:55:05,431 --> 00:55:07,131 I knew that. 1008 00:55:07,133 --> 00:55:09,434 Yeah, people don't change. 1009 00:55:09,436 --> 00:55:11,440 Lisa, everything okay? 1010 00:55:14,442 --> 00:55:16,943 - Jeff's cheating on her. - Oh, my God. 1011 00:55:16,945 --> 00:55:18,311 I know. 1012 00:55:18,313 --> 00:55:19,512 I gotta go. 1013 00:55:19,514 --> 00:55:21,316 I'm planning things with Khris? 1014 00:55:21,318 --> 00:55:23,384 - Oh, okay. - Good luck. 1015 00:55:23,386 --> 00:55:24,388 Yeah. 1016 00:55:28,192 --> 00:55:31,528 Actually, we could do the trip in, like, four or five days max. 1017 00:55:31,530 --> 00:55:33,629 Sounds dope. 1018 00:55:33,631 --> 00:55:35,733 And, like, I think we could just drive 1019 00:55:35,735 --> 00:55:38,101 straight to the middle states, you know. 1020 00:55:38,103 --> 00:55:40,037 I mean, I've been to Kansas before, 1021 00:55:40,039 --> 00:55:42,473 and I don't really know what it has to offer other than, like, 1022 00:55:42,475 --> 00:55:44,109 farmland and windmills. 1023 00:55:44,111 --> 00:55:45,645 I wanna see red rocks. 1024 00:55:45,647 --> 00:55:49,081 Colorado's the spot. We got to crash there for a few days. 1025 00:55:49,083 --> 00:55:50,383 Yeah. 1026 00:55:50,385 --> 00:55:52,154 I've got a few homies there, so... 1027 00:55:53,488 --> 00:55:54,658 You want a beer? 1028 00:55:56,259 --> 00:55:57,692 - Or wine? - That. 1029 00:55:57,694 --> 00:55:59,362 Yeah. What, red or... 1030 00:55:59,364 --> 00:56:01,329 - Ideally, yeah. - Yeah? 1031 00:56:01,331 --> 00:56:03,099 Actually, I could have a beer. 1032 00:56:03,101 --> 00:56:04,401 Yeah? 1033 00:56:04,403 --> 00:56:05,502 I mean, you have a lemon? 1034 00:56:07,372 --> 00:56:10,173 I'm kidding. 1035 00:56:10,175 --> 00:56:13,244 Oh, that's probably the dudes. 1036 00:56:13,246 --> 00:56:14,449 The dudes? 1037 00:56:15,548 --> 00:56:17,017 - Yo, what's up? - Yo! 1038 00:56:21,590 --> 00:56:23,457 Sorry, what are you guys doing these days? 1039 00:56:23,459 --> 00:56:26,193 I hate this question, but I literally have no idea. 1040 00:56:26,195 --> 00:56:28,063 Yeah, just working. 1041 00:56:28,065 --> 00:56:29,130 Really? 1042 00:56:29,132 --> 00:56:32,099 Yeah, I'm an analyst in iBank. 1043 00:56:32,101 --> 00:56:33,503 That's cool. 1044 00:56:33,505 --> 00:56:36,138 Yeah, I'm training. I just started this week. 1045 00:56:36,140 --> 00:56:37,206 Congrats. 1046 00:56:38,411 --> 00:56:39,509 Danny, what do you do? 1047 00:56:39,511 --> 00:56:41,448 Oh, just some film stuff. 1048 00:56:45,284 --> 00:56:47,352 Uh, recently, I just applied to this, 1049 00:56:47,354 --> 00:56:48,654 this TV job in the city, 1050 00:56:48,656 --> 00:56:50,422 but it didn't really work out, so... 1051 00:56:50,424 --> 00:56:51,757 I'm commuting there now. 1052 00:56:51,759 --> 00:56:54,360 - It sucks. - Oh, man. Don't get me started. 1053 00:56:54,362 --> 00:56:57,832 Yeah, but I can't afford to pay rent in the city yet. The rent's fucking ridiculous. 1054 00:56:57,834 --> 00:57:00,368 Yeah, but it's such a long drive, that's like a four-hour trek. 1055 00:57:00,370 --> 00:57:02,206 Yeah, long like my dick. 1056 00:57:08,446 --> 00:57:10,613 Can't believe all you guys have jobs now. 1057 00:57:10,615 --> 00:57:12,215 Yeah, it's... 1058 00:57:12,217 --> 00:57:13,750 it's kinda what happens after college, right? 1059 00:57:15,520 --> 00:57:17,155 Yeah, but I mean, like, 1060 00:57:17,157 --> 00:57:18,289 I don't have a job, 1061 00:57:18,291 --> 00:57:20,360 and you guys were all slackers in high school, so... 1062 00:57:27,670 --> 00:57:30,304 Danny and I actually are going on a road trip. 1063 00:57:30,306 --> 00:57:31,605 Oh, no shit. Where to? 1064 00:57:31,607 --> 00:57:33,308 L-fucking-A. 1065 00:57:33,310 --> 00:57:35,211 - Dude, that's sick. - Right? 1066 00:57:35,213 --> 00:57:36,744 I just got back from a road trip myself. 1067 00:57:36,746 --> 00:57:38,179 Oh, yeah? From? 1068 00:57:38,181 --> 00:57:39,683 Yeah, I hit up all the national parks. 1069 00:57:39,685 --> 00:57:41,384 My dad and me, we started down south 1070 00:57:41,386 --> 00:57:42,718 and then went all the way up to Wyoming. 1071 00:57:42,720 --> 00:57:45,188 - We hiked, like, every day. - That's sweet. 1072 00:57:45,190 --> 00:57:46,659 It really gave me some perspective. 1073 00:57:58,907 --> 00:58:01,077 You are making an ass out of yourself. 1074 00:58:02,311 --> 00:58:03,546 You need to just go home. 1075 00:58:04,848 --> 00:58:08,286 So, just go out there, say you need to go. 1076 00:58:09,387 --> 00:58:10,488 And go. 1077 00:58:28,242 --> 00:58:29,476 Oh, they went to a party. 1078 00:58:29,478 --> 00:58:31,378 I just felt like staying in. 1079 00:58:31,380 --> 00:58:32,446 If that's cool with you? 1080 00:58:32,448 --> 00:58:34,350 Yeah. For sure. 1081 00:58:35,484 --> 00:58:36,616 I think my parents fell asleep. 1082 00:58:36,618 --> 00:58:38,288 You wanna smoke in the hot tub? 1083 00:58:39,456 --> 00:58:40,658 Yeah. 1084 00:58:44,930 --> 00:58:47,965 So, have you ever been to Los Angeles? 1085 00:58:47,967 --> 00:58:49,567 Once. 1086 00:58:49,569 --> 00:58:52,637 I saw most of Hollywood, 1087 00:58:52,639 --> 00:58:54,206 the pier. 1088 00:58:54,208 --> 00:58:55,376 It was cool. 1089 00:58:56,910 --> 00:59:01,314 I just... I don't really know if I could live there. 1090 00:59:01,316 --> 00:59:02,548 You know? 1091 00:59:02,550 --> 00:59:04,517 Yeah, there are so many different neighborhoods. 1092 00:59:04,519 --> 00:59:06,656 It's hard to, like, get a feel for it or whatever. 1093 00:59:07,957 --> 00:59:09,857 But we have to go to Los Feliz. 1094 00:59:09,859 --> 00:59:12,327 There are so many good brunch places 1095 00:59:12,329 --> 00:59:13,728 and so many good stores. 1096 00:59:13,730 --> 00:59:15,598 And then there's the fiesta and... 1097 00:59:15,600 --> 00:59:18,468 Ahh! I'm getting so excited. 1098 00:59:18,470 --> 00:59:19,569 Sorry. 1099 00:59:19,571 --> 00:59:21,905 Yeah. No. Do not be sorry. 1100 00:59:21,907 --> 00:59:24,242 We're gonna remember this trip for, like... 1101 00:59:24,244 --> 00:59:25,910 the rest of our lives. 1102 00:59:25,912 --> 00:59:27,678 You know that, right? 1103 00:59:27,680 --> 00:59:30,382 Like that time that we road-tripped across the country. 1104 00:59:30,384 --> 00:59:31,884 Right. 1105 00:59:31,886 --> 00:59:33,920 And I'm gonna stop smoking when I get there. 1106 00:59:33,922 --> 00:59:36,990 I'm just gonna follow the dream. 1107 00:59:36,992 --> 00:59:39,292 We don't have to smoke right now if you don't want to. 1108 00:59:39,294 --> 00:59:40,694 Oh, God, no. We're in New Jersey. 1109 00:59:40,696 --> 00:59:41,862 What else is there to do? 1110 00:59:41,864 --> 00:59:42,966 Seriously. 1111 00:59:44,302 --> 00:59:46,535 You never really smoked in high school. 1112 00:59:46,537 --> 00:59:48,674 Or drank, now that I think of it. 1113 00:59:50,408 --> 00:59:52,609 Yeah, it's because I was usually 1114 00:59:52,611 --> 00:59:54,612 pretty worried that I would come out or something, 1115 00:59:54,614 --> 00:59:57,481 or I would say something, like, super gay. 1116 00:59:57,483 --> 00:59:59,484 But it was never really because I was above it 1117 00:59:59,486 --> 01:00:00,622 or whatever. 1118 01:00:02,890 --> 01:00:06,425 Wait, was it hard, like, being in the closet for so long? 1119 01:00:06,427 --> 01:00:08,999 Uh... no. I mean... 1120 01:00:10,365 --> 01:00:12,501 not really. I was always pretty secure. 1121 01:00:14,004 --> 01:00:16,771 Okay, that's not totally true. 1122 01:00:16,773 --> 01:00:19,309 I mean, middle school was hard. 1123 01:00:19,311 --> 01:00:21,843 But that's because everyone's the worst in middle school. 1124 01:00:21,845 --> 01:00:23,380 I was the worst. 1125 01:00:23,382 --> 01:00:25,449 I fucking hated my braces, man. 1126 01:00:25,451 --> 01:00:27,083 And I wore so much Hollister. 1127 01:00:27,085 --> 01:00:29,854 Uhh! So much Hollister. 1128 01:00:29,856 --> 01:00:33,792 And the girls, the girls were such bitches in middle school. 1129 01:00:33,794 --> 01:00:36,928 God, can you imagine being that age right now 1130 01:00:36,930 --> 01:00:39,900 with Instagram and Snapchat and all that shit. 1131 01:00:39,902 --> 01:00:42,370 I mean, they're literally competing for likes. 1132 01:00:42,372 --> 01:00:45,073 Yeah, but I bet the guys get so many nudes now. 1133 01:00:45,075 --> 01:00:47,443 I would have loved that. 1134 01:00:47,445 --> 01:00:49,344 You were such a bur. 1135 01:00:49,346 --> 01:00:51,015 Yo, still am. 1136 01:00:53,984 --> 01:00:55,517 Yo, hold up. It's hot. 1137 01:00:55,519 --> 01:00:56,622 Take it. 1138 01:01:23,054 --> 01:01:24,456 Oh, fuck. 1139 01:01:25,557 --> 01:01:26,656 Whew! 1140 01:01:26,658 --> 01:01:28,094 Yeah. 1141 01:01:29,495 --> 01:01:33,597 Uh, where are you working out, by the way? 1142 01:01:33,599 --> 01:01:36,067 I'm sorry, I've just been trying to look for a place to go to 1143 01:01:36,069 --> 01:01:37,403 while I'm here... 1144 01:01:37,405 --> 01:01:39,739 No, man, you're fine. You're fine. 1145 01:01:39,741 --> 01:01:43,442 I really do gotta hit up the gym again though soon. 1146 01:01:43,444 --> 01:01:46,080 I've been such a lazy fucker lately. 1147 01:01:46,082 --> 01:01:48,149 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1148 01:01:48,151 --> 01:01:51,753 Really? I mean, it kinda looks like you do, so... 1149 01:01:53,556 --> 01:01:55,457 Well, good, that's a relief 1150 01:01:55,459 --> 01:01:56,894 'cause all I fucking do is eat. 1151 01:01:58,095 --> 01:02:00,897 Like, thank God for my metabolism, right? 1152 01:02:00,899 --> 01:02:03,802 Yeah, well, it will never be faster, so... 1153 01:02:05,070 --> 01:02:06,671 Here. Sorry. 1154 01:02:06,673 --> 01:02:08,473 - Oh, shit. Danny. - Fuck. Sorry. 1155 01:02:08,475 --> 01:02:09,641 - Fuck. - Don't worry about it. 1156 01:02:09,643 --> 01:02:11,544 It's fine. Don't even worry... 1157 01:02:11,546 --> 01:02:12,547 Whoa! 1158 01:02:13,815 --> 01:02:14,847 Whoa, dude. 1159 01:02:14,849 --> 01:02:15,817 What? 1160 01:02:17,186 --> 01:02:18,522 Danny. 1161 01:02:19,656 --> 01:02:21,555 No. 1162 01:02:21,557 --> 01:02:23,026 - I'm not gay, man. - No, I know. 1163 01:02:24,527 --> 01:02:26,661 I... Of course I know. 1164 01:02:26,663 --> 01:02:28,032 - Sorry. - Danny. 1165 01:02:29,234 --> 01:02:30,600 I thought we were friends, right? 1166 01:02:30,602 --> 01:02:31,704 No, we are. 1167 01:02:33,105 --> 01:02:35,105 We are friends. 1168 01:02:35,107 --> 01:02:36,206 Dude... 1169 01:02:36,208 --> 01:02:38,242 Dude, Danny. 1170 01:02:38,244 --> 01:02:39,613 I'm sorry. 1171 01:02:44,051 --> 01:02:45,486 Maybe I should go. 1172 01:02:48,724 --> 01:02:49,825 Yeah. 1173 01:02:55,598 --> 01:02:57,066 I'm really sorry. I... 1174 01:02:57,068 --> 01:02:58,967 I don't know why I did that. 1175 01:02:58,969 --> 01:03:00,168 I mean, 1176 01:03:00,170 --> 01:03:02,205 I fucking hate gay guys that do that shit 1177 01:03:02,207 --> 01:03:03,540 and now I'm one of them, 1178 01:03:03,542 --> 01:03:06,143 and I don't even like you. So... 1179 01:03:06,145 --> 01:03:08,646 I mean, I like you, but I don't, like, like you like that. 1180 01:03:08,648 --> 01:03:09,914 And... 1181 01:03:09,916 --> 01:03:12,618 These pants are so fucking tight. 1182 01:03:12,620 --> 01:03:13,855 So... 1183 01:03:15,222 --> 01:03:17,090 Fuck! 1184 01:03:17,092 --> 01:03:18,824 Umm... 1185 01:03:18,826 --> 01:03:20,627 Yeah. Sorry. 1186 01:03:20,629 --> 01:03:22,930 - Are you... Are you... Can you drive? - Yeah, I'm fine. 1187 01:03:22,932 --> 01:03:24,100 Yeah. 1188 01:03:55,772 --> 01:03:58,107 Danny? Oh, sorry. I... 1189 01:04:00,344 --> 01:04:01,842 What? 1190 01:04:01,844 --> 01:04:04,180 I just got off the phone with Chester. 1191 01:04:04,182 --> 01:04:05,251 Guess what? 1192 01:04:06,584 --> 01:04:08,554 We said those three little words. 1193 01:04:09,589 --> 01:04:10,724 "I love you." 1194 01:04:12,959 --> 01:04:15,093 I, of course, wish it wasn't over the phone, 1195 01:04:15,095 --> 01:04:17,663 but I called him after Lisa left 1196 01:04:17,665 --> 01:04:21,100 and we got to talking, and it just sort of happened. 1197 01:04:21,102 --> 01:04:22,735 Can you believe it? 1198 01:04:22,737 --> 01:04:24,006 I'm in love. 1199 01:04:26,175 --> 01:04:29,109 You don't look very happy. 1200 01:04:29,111 --> 01:04:30,745 Uh... 1201 01:04:30,747 --> 01:04:32,648 I mean... 1202 01:04:32,650 --> 01:04:34,653 you just met this guy. 1203 01:04:35,786 --> 01:04:37,223 We've been dating for over a month. 1204 01:04:38,290 --> 01:04:39,292 Exactly. 1205 01:04:42,695 --> 01:04:44,661 I mean, I'm happy for you, 1206 01:04:44,663 --> 01:04:46,865 but... 1207 01:04:46,867 --> 01:04:49,704 don't you just think that this is just a little naive. 1208 01:04:50,903 --> 01:04:51,973 Excuse me? 1209 01:04:52,973 --> 01:04:53,873 I don't know, Mom. 1210 01:04:53,875 --> 01:04:56,676 I think that you probably just forgot 1211 01:04:56,678 --> 01:04:58,345 what it's like to have butterflies in your stomach, 1212 01:04:58,347 --> 01:05:00,013 and you're mistaking that for love. 1213 01:05:00,015 --> 01:05:02,717 Don't condescend, Daniel. I hate when you do that. 1214 01:05:02,719 --> 01:05:04,819 I'm not condescending. I'm looking out for you. 1215 01:05:04,821 --> 01:05:05,988 I don't want you to get hurt. 1216 01:05:05,990 --> 01:05:08,124 Okay? Puppy love is one thing, Mom. 1217 01:05:08,126 --> 01:05:10,226 "Love" love is something completely different. 1218 01:05:10,228 --> 01:05:11,294 I know that. 1219 01:05:11,296 --> 01:05:13,230 Maybe you would, too, 1220 01:05:13,232 --> 01:05:15,700 if you got off your high horse and gave someone a chance. 1221 01:05:15,702 --> 01:05:17,367 Oh, okay. 1222 01:05:17,369 --> 01:05:19,871 Sure, let me just pick from the plethora 1223 01:05:19,873 --> 01:05:21,977 of gay men that exist in this town. 1224 01:05:23,044 --> 01:05:24,410 I didn't go to my prom, Mom. 1225 01:05:24,412 --> 01:05:25,844 Oh, don't make this a gay thing. 1226 01:05:25,846 --> 01:05:26,913 "A gay thing?" 1227 01:05:26,915 --> 01:05:28,784 You always make it a gay thing. 1228 01:05:29,952 --> 01:05:31,852 You are so lucky 1229 01:05:31,854 --> 01:05:33,821 that it is so black and white for you. 1230 01:05:33,823 --> 01:05:36,291 Oh, you think it's easy dating at 50? 1231 01:05:36,293 --> 01:05:37,326 Are you kidding me? 1232 01:05:37,328 --> 01:05:41,097 It has been so easy for you this entire time. 1233 01:05:41,099 --> 01:05:44,268 It's easy for every straight person. 1234 01:05:44,270 --> 01:05:46,103 He buys you dinner, and then you put out. 1235 01:05:46,105 --> 01:05:49,874 And I know that I'm white and I'm privileged and blessed, 1236 01:05:49,876 --> 01:05:52,010 but sometimes I want to put out. 1237 01:05:52,012 --> 01:05:53,046 I don't put out. 1238 01:05:54,047 --> 01:05:55,980 And sometimes I pay. 1239 01:05:55,982 --> 01:05:57,949 And we haven't even had sex yet. 1240 01:05:57,951 --> 01:06:00,352 And you're saying I love you? 1241 01:06:00,354 --> 01:06:03,123 Mom. Eww! 1242 01:06:03,125 --> 01:06:04,725 You're fucking delusional. 1243 01:06:04,727 --> 01:06:06,663 Why can't you just admit that you're gonna be alone? 1244 01:06:14,939 --> 01:06:16,041 Sorry. 1245 01:06:17,209 --> 01:06:19,242 What's the matter with you, Danny? 1246 01:06:19,244 --> 01:06:22,012 Are you high... right now? 1247 01:06:22,014 --> 01:06:23,080 Drunk? 1248 01:06:23,082 --> 01:06:24,816 I had a drink. 1249 01:06:24,818 --> 01:06:26,383 Did you drive? 1250 01:06:26,385 --> 01:06:27,822 I'm 23. 1251 01:06:29,857 --> 01:06:31,025 Come here. 1252 01:06:32,927 --> 01:06:34,327 You are high. 1253 01:06:34,329 --> 01:06:36,195 You could have killed yourself. 1254 01:06:36,197 --> 01:06:38,702 Or worse, someone innocent. 1255 01:06:40,536 --> 01:06:42,838 What is wrong with you? 1256 01:06:42,840 --> 01:06:44,273 Where's your stash? 1257 01:06:44,275 --> 01:06:45,907 Whatever the fuck you call it. 1258 01:06:45,909 --> 01:06:47,143 Where's the pot? 1259 01:06:47,145 --> 01:06:48,944 - I don't have any pot. - Where is it? Oh! 1260 01:06:52,351 --> 01:06:53,353 Yeah. 1261 01:06:56,055 --> 01:06:57,357 You know, I may be... 1262 01:06:58,792 --> 01:06:59,894 delusional... 1263 01:07:01,061 --> 01:07:03,232 but at least I'm fucking trying. 1264 01:07:55,228 --> 01:07:56,496 What? 1265 01:08:02,169 --> 01:08:04,603 You want a bag or are you just enjoying the smell? 1266 01:08:04,605 --> 01:08:05,940 Oh. 1267 01:08:07,408 --> 01:08:09,012 - It's an empty bag. - All right. 1268 01:08:10,912 --> 01:08:12,880 I think that's yours, too. 1269 01:08:12,882 --> 01:08:14,384 Oh, God. 1270 01:08:16,018 --> 01:08:17,354 Ugh. I hate that part. 1271 01:08:18,522 --> 01:08:20,422 It's sick. 1272 01:08:20,424 --> 01:08:22,157 - Really. - You know what I do? 1273 01:08:22,159 --> 01:08:24,363 I just fling it into the woods after. 1274 01:08:25,563 --> 01:08:27,098 - You what? - Yeah, no, I don't want it 1275 01:08:27,100 --> 01:08:28,598 stinking up my garage. 1276 01:08:28,600 --> 01:08:30,601 So, I just... I make sure no one's looking, 1277 01:08:30,603 --> 01:08:33,173 and I just fucking fling it into the woods. 1278 01:08:34,307 --> 01:08:35,907 All right, well, close your eyes. 1279 01:08:35,909 --> 01:08:37,342 Oh. No. Okay, they're closed. 1280 01:08:38,679 --> 01:08:41,346 Whoa! Happy New Year! Opa! 1281 01:08:41,348 --> 01:08:42,682 Well, you know... 1282 01:08:42,684 --> 01:08:44,184 Doesn't that feel good? 1283 01:08:44,186 --> 01:08:46,388 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1284 01:08:46,390 --> 01:08:49,624 Well, you seem like you're doing much better. 1285 01:08:49,626 --> 01:08:52,161 Yeah, yeah. No, I am. It's okay. 1286 01:08:52,163 --> 01:08:53,232 You know, I, um... 1287 01:08:54,298 --> 01:08:55,499 I... 1288 01:08:56,936 --> 01:08:58,568 I kicked him out. 1289 01:08:58,570 --> 01:09:00,570 You know, for real this time. Yeah. 1290 01:09:00,572 --> 01:09:02,373 - Good for you. - Yeah. 1291 01:09:02,375 --> 01:09:04,708 He keeps leaving shit on my porch. 1292 01:09:04,710 --> 01:09:06,477 - Hmm. - I mean, not like poop shit, 1293 01:09:06,479 --> 01:09:08,049 but like, you know... 1294 01:09:09,250 --> 01:09:11,151 flowers and... 1295 01:09:11,153 --> 01:09:13,452 cards and pastries, 1296 01:09:13,454 --> 01:09:16,957 and I just fucking fling them into the woods. 1297 01:09:16,959 --> 01:09:18,392 - Yeah. - Except the pastries. 1298 01:09:18,394 --> 01:09:21,128 Yeah, gotta keep those. Those are good. 1299 01:09:21,130 --> 01:09:23,564 What about you? Weren't you seeing that fella, Khris? 1300 01:09:23,566 --> 01:09:25,301 Oh, uh... 1301 01:09:25,303 --> 01:09:27,035 turns out he's straight. 1302 01:09:27,037 --> 01:09:29,572 Oh, fuck, I hate straight men. 1303 01:09:29,574 --> 01:09:30,974 - Hate 'em. - Me too. 1304 01:09:30,976 --> 01:09:33,177 - I'm sorry. - It's okay. 1305 01:09:33,179 --> 01:09:35,179 We were gonna go on a road trip to LA, 1306 01:09:35,181 --> 01:09:36,982 and then I jumped his bones, 1307 01:09:36,984 --> 01:09:39,050 and he really wasn't into it, so... 1308 01:09:39,052 --> 01:09:41,086 Oh. 1309 01:09:41,088 --> 01:09:43,057 So, what have they got there that they don't have here? 1310 01:09:44,526 --> 01:09:46,193 I don't know. 1311 01:09:46,195 --> 01:09:47,627 The industry. 1312 01:09:47,629 --> 01:09:49,396 Other gay people. 1313 01:09:49,398 --> 01:09:50,565 We have gay people. 1314 01:09:50,567 --> 01:09:52,600 We have lots... Hey, gay people! 1315 01:09:52,602 --> 01:09:54,102 Come out! 1316 01:09:54,104 --> 01:09:56,040 I have someone I want you to meet. 1317 01:09:57,173 --> 01:09:59,742 - They're in all the basements. - Yeah. 1318 01:09:59,744 --> 01:10:02,344 And what do you do in the industry? 1319 01:10:02,346 --> 01:10:04,247 I write. I wanna... I wanna write movies. 1320 01:10:04,249 --> 01:10:05,349 - Oh. - Make movies. 1321 01:10:05,351 --> 01:10:08,186 - Yeah. - And you can't do that here? 1322 01:10:08,188 --> 01:10:10,788 Well, I gave it a shot, and it didn't really work out, so... 1323 01:10:10,790 --> 01:10:11,992 Oh. 1324 01:10:13,060 --> 01:10:14,362 Bad writing? 1325 01:10:17,232 --> 01:10:20,466 I guess I'm just not really disciplined here. 1326 01:10:20,468 --> 01:10:21,567 I'm sorry. 1327 01:10:21,569 --> 01:10:23,371 You think you could be disciplined, 1328 01:10:23,373 --> 01:10:25,273 like, homeless on Hollywood Boulevard 1329 01:10:25,275 --> 01:10:26,707 having to pay for everything yourself? 1330 01:10:26,709 --> 01:10:28,676 It's not gonna change. 1331 01:10:28,678 --> 01:10:30,479 I mean, get your shit together here. 1332 01:10:30,481 --> 01:10:32,816 You got a roof over your head, you got free food... 1333 01:10:32,818 --> 01:10:35,151 good food... you got a fucking car. 1334 01:10:35,153 --> 01:10:37,187 You gotta just follow your dream, right? 1335 01:10:37,189 --> 01:10:38,555 You're only 23 once. 1336 01:10:38,557 --> 01:10:40,657 Thank God. 1337 01:10:40,659 --> 01:10:43,295 I mean, don't ask me. I'm the wrong one to ask. 1338 01:10:43,297 --> 01:10:45,797 If I could have done what I wanted at 23, 1339 01:10:45,799 --> 01:10:47,268 really, my passion... 1340 01:10:48,602 --> 01:10:51,172 You gotta think about it. 1341 01:10:51,174 --> 01:10:53,507 And, you know, I know your mom would be thrilled. 1342 01:10:53,509 --> 01:10:55,078 She loves you around. 1343 01:10:56,113 --> 01:10:57,148 Yeah. 1344 01:11:29,119 --> 01:11:30,188 Hello. 1345 01:11:31,355 --> 01:11:32,456 What's all this? 1346 01:11:36,193 --> 01:11:39,398 So, I know that this doesn't make up for anything, 1347 01:11:40,500 --> 01:11:44,504 but... made your favorite chicken. 1348 01:11:46,573 --> 01:11:47,809 Walnut encrusted? 1349 01:11:50,611 --> 01:11:52,614 I mean, it's the only thing I know how to make, so... 1350 01:11:53,616 --> 01:11:54,584 Yeah. 1351 01:11:56,785 --> 01:11:57,821 Mom... 1352 01:11:59,755 --> 01:12:01,124 I want you to know that... 1353 01:12:01,925 --> 01:12:04,663 I know what a shit I've been... 1354 01:12:06,931 --> 01:12:10,269 and that I really appreciate everything that you do for me. 1355 01:12:12,504 --> 01:12:13,773 And I'm so sorry. 1356 01:12:16,375 --> 01:12:19,544 And I think that I actually want to stay, 1357 01:12:19,546 --> 01:12:20,781 if that's okay. 1358 01:12:23,585 --> 01:12:24,752 You cleaned? 1359 01:12:25,753 --> 01:12:26,789 Mm-hmm. 1360 01:12:32,361 --> 01:12:35,564 What you said last night really hurt my feelings. 1361 01:12:35,566 --> 01:12:36,735 I know. 1362 01:12:37,902 --> 01:12:39,738 And I'm so sorry. 1363 01:12:41,806 --> 01:12:43,839 You're gonna have to start paying rent. 1364 01:12:43,841 --> 01:12:45,342 A little rent. 1365 01:12:45,344 --> 01:12:46,914 Okay. That's... 1366 01:12:47,913 --> 01:12:49,414 fair. 1367 01:12:49,416 --> 01:12:51,550 And I'm gonna need some more help around the house 1368 01:12:51,552 --> 01:12:52,787 to pay for the car. 1369 01:12:54,588 --> 01:12:56,655 So, does this mean I can stay? 1370 01:12:56,657 --> 01:12:59,394 Oh, honey, of course you can stay. 1371 01:13:01,430 --> 01:13:03,267 You could have really hurt yourself. 1372 01:13:04,600 --> 01:13:06,367 I don't know what I'd do without you. 1373 01:13:06,369 --> 01:13:08,172 It hurts just thinking about it. 1374 01:13:11,909 --> 01:13:14,445 You are so smart... 1375 01:13:16,449 --> 01:13:18,384 and so creative. 1376 01:13:20,320 --> 01:13:22,657 You're gonna do amazing things. 1377 01:13:26,361 --> 01:13:27,962 Oh. Good. 1378 01:13:29,797 --> 01:13:31,564 One second. 1379 01:13:31,566 --> 01:13:33,267 Who is that? 1380 01:13:37,440 --> 01:13:39,274 Come on in. 1381 01:13:39,276 --> 01:13:40,578 Here. Thank you. 1382 01:13:41,646 --> 01:13:44,381 It may be a little dry, to be honest, 1383 01:13:44,383 --> 01:13:46,982 um, but there is ketchup and stuff in the fridge. 1384 01:13:46,984 --> 01:13:48,552 No, Danny. 1385 01:13:48,554 --> 01:13:50,021 This is great. 1386 01:13:50,023 --> 01:13:51,455 Just great. 1387 01:13:51,457 --> 01:13:52,490 Hear, hear. 1388 01:13:52,492 --> 01:13:53,761 Well, thank you. 1389 01:13:54,861 --> 01:13:56,795 Uh, Chester, 1390 01:13:56,797 --> 01:13:58,797 would you like something more than water? 1391 01:13:58,799 --> 01:14:00,733 - Beer? - Little blow. 1392 01:14:02,036 --> 01:14:03,736 - Uh, we're all out of blow. - No blow. 1393 01:14:03,738 --> 01:14:04,837 Uh, then, just the beer then. 1394 01:14:04,839 --> 01:14:06,940 Okay. Danny? 1395 01:14:06,942 --> 01:14:08,610 I'm okay, I think. 1396 01:14:08,612 --> 01:14:09,910 My liver needs a little break. 1397 01:14:09,912 --> 01:14:10,947 Good idea. 1398 01:14:12,684 --> 01:14:14,619 - Thank you for the Malbeck. - Oh. 1399 01:15:15,960 --> 01:15:17,328 Oh! 1400 01:15:25,905 --> 01:15:27,904 Hi. Sorry I'm late. 1401 01:15:27,906 --> 01:15:30,842 I, um, had to take, like, my bike. 1402 01:15:30,844 --> 01:15:32,480 This is the writer's group, right? 1403 01:15:36,583 --> 01:15:38,751 I'm sorry, Connie, you were saying? 1404 01:15:38,753 --> 01:15:42,456 The differences between women who lead 1405 01:15:42,458 --> 01:15:44,061 and women who don't. 1406 01:15:48,433 --> 01:15:49,965 I like your murse. 1407 01:15:49,967 --> 01:15:52,101 Oh, thank you. 1408 01:15:52,103 --> 01:15:53,936 You know, I really liked your story actually. 1409 01:15:53,938 --> 01:15:56,005 I was... I wanted to tell you that. It was super funny. 1410 01:15:56,007 --> 01:15:58,875 Um, it's the first time I can probably honestly say 1411 01:15:58,877 --> 01:15:59,943 that I chortled. 1412 01:15:59,945 --> 01:16:01,879 - You chortled. Uh-oh. - I chortled. 1413 01:16:01,881 --> 01:16:02,915 Did you clean it up? 1414 01:16:02,917 --> 01:16:04,049 - All over. - Oh, God. 1415 01:16:04,051 --> 01:16:05,820 - I'm Danny. - I'm Richard. 1416 01:16:07,789 --> 01:16:09,625 I... Do you plan on coming back next week? 1417 01:16:10,624 --> 01:16:11,757 Yeah, I think so. 1418 01:16:11,759 --> 01:16:13,860 Um, still kinda getting used to the... 1419 01:16:13,862 --> 01:16:15,796 - share-as-you-write thing... - Mm-hmm. 1420 01:16:15,798 --> 01:16:16,830 ...but it's cool. 1421 01:16:16,832 --> 01:16:18,165 Yeah. I mean, I like it... 1422 01:16:18,167 --> 01:16:19,901 It takes a second to get into it, 1423 01:16:19,903 --> 01:16:21,771 but I like it 'cause it really keeps you focused, 1424 01:16:21,773 --> 01:16:22,871 you know, that's sort of... 1425 01:16:22,873 --> 01:16:24,573 Oh, no. 1426 01:16:24,575 --> 01:16:26,142 Ohhh! Oh. 1427 01:16:26,144 --> 01:16:28,110 - It was already like that? - Oh, no, no, no, I'm a mess. 1428 01:16:28,112 --> 01:16:29,580 - This has... This has, uh... - Yeah. 1429 01:16:29,582 --> 01:16:30,547 ...been like that for a while. 1430 01:16:30,549 --> 01:16:32,650 Just save the cash. Drop it all the time. 1431 01:16:32,652 --> 01:16:34,021 - Right, right, right. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1432 01:16:35,088 --> 01:16:36,187 But it still works? 1433 01:16:36,189 --> 01:16:38,156 I mean, I'm not taking as many selfies. 1434 01:16:38,158 --> 01:16:39,892 Oh, yeah, well... 1435 01:16:39,894 --> 01:16:41,760 But you could still get someone's number 1436 01:16:41,762 --> 01:16:43,830 if you... if you met someone, I mean? 1437 01:16:43,832 --> 01:16:45,733 - Uh... - For writing purposes? 1438 01:16:45,735 --> 01:16:47,167 Yeah. Of course. For writing purposes. 1439 01:16:47,169 --> 01:16:48,172 Yeah. 1440 01:16:49,539 --> 01:16:51,073 - How about I give you mine? - Sure. 1441 01:16:51,075 --> 01:16:52,140 - Okay. - Yeah, okay. 1442 01:16:52,142 --> 01:16:53,478 Um... 1443 01:16:55,144 --> 01:16:56,812 Oh, okay. 1444 01:16:56,814 --> 01:16:58,882 - Never when you need it, right? - Never when you need it. No. 1445 01:16:58,884 --> 01:17:01,151 Okay. Oh, and there we go. 1446 01:17:01,153 --> 01:17:04,190 Here. Uh, wait, you're gay, right? 1447 01:17:06,526 --> 01:17:08,061 - Super gay. Yeah, I am. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1448 01:17:10,565 --> 01:17:11,930 Mom? 1449 01:17:11,932 --> 01:17:12,965 Yeah? 1450 01:17:12,967 --> 01:17:14,136 I need a fucking haircut. 1451 01:17:16,037 --> 01:17:17,203 Okay, do the fade thing. 1452 01:17:17,205 --> 01:17:18,672 You always do that. 1453 01:17:18,674 --> 01:17:20,874 I know, but it's my signature look. 1454 01:17:20,876 --> 01:17:22,176 I just need a trim. 1455 01:17:22,178 --> 01:17:23,480 Okay. 1456 01:17:35,160 --> 01:17:36,864 I am here. 1457 01:17:38,666 --> 01:17:40,632 Okay, you guys, we can talk about 1458 01:17:40,634 --> 01:17:43,736 how cute I look or just not acknowledge the elephant in the room. 1459 01:17:43,738 --> 01:17:45,271 - Oh, my God. - Oh! 1460 01:17:45,273 --> 01:17:48,011 Someone pressed the hot and handsome buttons. 1461 01:17:49,145 --> 01:17:51,010 Thank you. 1462 01:17:51,012 --> 01:17:53,280 So what's this kid's name again? 1463 01:17:53,282 --> 01:17:56,216 - Richard. - Richard? 1464 01:17:56,218 --> 01:17:59,254 One man's Richard is another man's Dick. 1465 01:18:00,758 --> 01:18:02,291 - Okay, come on. - What? 1466 01:18:02,293 --> 01:18:03,897 You're dating a Dick. 1467 01:18:06,098 --> 01:18:08,732 Mature. Really? 1468 01:18:09,868 --> 01:18:11,702 Have you heard the snort laugh yet? 1469 01:18:11,704 --> 01:18:13,973 - I have. Several times. - Good. 1470 01:18:13,975 --> 01:18:15,873 - Stop it. - Charming. 1471 01:18:15,875 --> 01:18:17,810 - It's cute. - Don't tease me. 1472 01:18:20,014 --> 01:18:22,048 Don't get up. 1473 01:18:22,050 --> 01:18:23,152 Okay. 1474 01:18:30,027 --> 01:18:32,761 So, what else do you do besides write? 1475 01:18:32,763 --> 01:18:35,831 Um, well, I work at a magazine in the city. 1476 01:18:35,833 --> 01:18:38,101 - Oh, cool. - Yeah. I run the social for it, 1477 01:18:38,103 --> 01:18:39,869 and we just launched. 1478 01:18:39,871 --> 01:18:42,740 - Which one? - "Architectural Digest." 1479 01:18:42,742 --> 01:18:44,579 I follow them on Instagram. 1480 01:18:45,379 --> 01:18:47,379 I run the Instagram. 1481 01:18:47,381 --> 01:18:48,713 - Amazing. - Yeah. 1482 01:18:48,715 --> 01:18:49,949 - Amazing. - That's funny. 1483 01:18:49,951 --> 01:18:52,018 Wow! 1484 01:18:52,020 --> 01:18:53,755 Uh, what about you? 1485 01:18:54,856 --> 01:18:56,424 Well, I'm currently trying 1486 01:18:56,426 --> 01:18:58,091 to figure out how to pay the bills, 1487 01:18:58,093 --> 01:18:59,629 or even have them. 1488 01:19:00,697 --> 01:19:02,064 But I'm writing a script. 1489 01:19:02,066 --> 01:19:04,233 Oh, right. Yeah, that's the thing you told me about. 1490 01:19:04,235 --> 01:19:05,869 - Mother-son... - Yes. 1491 01:19:05,871 --> 01:19:08,905 So they're both single and they're online dating and... 1492 01:19:08,907 --> 01:19:11,174 It's kind of autobiographical. 1493 01:19:11,176 --> 01:19:13,110 The main character's kind of a mess. 1494 01:19:13,112 --> 01:19:14,712 Yeah, like a cute mess though. 1495 01:19:14,714 --> 01:19:15,980 Yeah. Hopefully. 1496 01:19:15,982 --> 01:19:17,282 Are you about ready to order? 1497 01:19:17,284 --> 01:19:19,452 I'm sorry. I haven't looked at the menu yet. 1498 01:19:19,454 --> 01:19:21,020 Yeah, me neither. 1499 01:19:21,022 --> 01:19:22,658 - Take your time. - Thank you. 1500 01:19:25,728 --> 01:19:26,796 Yeah. 1501 01:19:28,397 --> 01:19:30,097 All right, please email me 1502 01:19:30,099 --> 01:19:31,999 the draft, you know, when you feel ready. 1503 01:19:32,001 --> 01:19:33,034 - I would love that. - Yeah. 1504 01:19:33,036 --> 01:19:34,202 I really would. 1505 01:19:34,204 --> 01:19:35,871 And I'll send you mine as well obviously. 1506 01:19:35,873 --> 01:19:39,009 Yeah. And, uh, thanks for walking me to the garage. 1507 01:19:39,011 --> 01:19:40,711 Yeah. I don't know if you would have made it... 1508 01:19:40,713 --> 01:19:43,314 - Yeah. Who knows. - ...by yourself. It's, um... 1509 01:19:43,316 --> 01:19:46,186 - Um, you're a gentleman. - So are you. 1510 01:19:49,956 --> 01:19:52,124 - And I'll drive next time. - Okay. Sounds good. 1511 01:19:52,126 --> 01:19:54,093 - Okay. - All right. 1512 01:19:54,095 --> 01:19:55,964 - Catch you later. - Bye. 1513 01:20:04,807 --> 01:20:06,910 Oh, honey. Sorry. 1514 01:20:08,045 --> 01:20:09,244 Your mattress came. 1515 01:20:09,246 --> 01:20:10,782 It's okay. Wait, don't get up. 1516 01:20:13,786 --> 01:20:16,018 Whoo, this is soft. 1517 01:20:16,020 --> 01:20:17,123 Mm. 1518 01:20:18,792 --> 01:20:19,991 How was it? 1519 01:20:19,993 --> 01:20:21,894 It was good. 1520 01:20:21,896 --> 01:20:23,796 I think I like this one. 1521 01:20:23,798 --> 01:20:26,365 Yay! 1522 01:20:26,367 --> 01:20:28,001 Did he pay? 1523 01:20:28,003 --> 01:20:29,770 I did actually. 1524 01:20:29,772 --> 01:20:31,371 With what money? 1525 01:20:31,373 --> 01:20:33,374 I have a credit card. 1526 01:20:33,376 --> 01:20:36,311 - And I walk dogs. - Hmm. 1527 01:20:36,313 --> 01:20:39,514 What an exhausting day. I'll be so glad when it's tomorrow. 1528 01:20:39,516 --> 01:20:41,050 Me too. 1529 01:20:41,052 --> 01:20:42,818 Good night. 1530 01:20:42,820 --> 01:20:44,120 Love you. 1531 01:20:44,122 --> 01:20:45,391 Love you, too. 1532 01:20:47,559 --> 01:20:49,025 Hey, 1533 01:20:49,027 --> 01:20:50,161 you were right, by the way. 1534 01:20:50,163 --> 01:20:51,232 Nice is good. 1535 01:20:55,001 --> 01:20:56,804 Nice is good. 1536 01:21:00,876 --> 01:21:01,811 Hmm. 1537 01:21:03,945 --> 01:21:06,016 - Are you gonna turn off the... - Yes, I will. 1538 01:21:06,018 --> 01:21:09,082 Subtitles by explosiveskull 102073