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We're gonna have to measure it first.
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What's it reckoned to be, then?
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FRENCH ACCENT: It symbolises youth.
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You should see
a figure of a young woman.
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She'll take a bit of shifting.
Did you make it, like?
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I'm the artist.
But it was five years ago.
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So you'll not want it cut up?
Absolutely not!
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Got the message. Don't worry.
We'll get help.
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SHE MUTTERS IN FRENCH
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Are you foreign?
I'm French.
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Thought you must be something!
Charlie?
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My name is Douglas Pearl,
here as the legal representative
for Ms Anita Sewell.
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The facts that bring us here today
are, as far as I am aware,
not under dispute.
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Miss Sewell is reading
a joint degree course here
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but has been told
she may not continue because
her marks in biology are too low
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for her to attain the lowest pass
level by the end of the course.
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Perhaps the principal will confirm
that this is so?
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That is so.
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Thank you.
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The grounds for this appeal to the
governors are simple but painful.
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For the past two years,
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Miss Sewell was the mistress
of the senior lecturer in biology,
Dr Fallowfield.
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She asserts that Dr Fallowfield
deliberately falsified her grades
to bring about her apparent failure.
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She asserts that he ignored agreed
procedures in not referring the
situation to his head of department.
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MACHINERY ROARS
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I must object to this noise...
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Keep coming.
Straight down there, Charlie.
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How fares the inquisition?
Adjourned because of inaudibility.
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I wasn't sure if I'd be welcome.
The historians are on your side.
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And the modern languages department.
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Innocent until proved guilty.
It's been in every civilised
constitution in history.
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A united Europe is behind you.
Possibly not the dynamic duo
from the Paleolithic Age.
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Mr Fallowfield. Miss Scotby.
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It has been suggested...
By Miss Disney?
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..that it is improper
for you to be here.
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I am suspended from teaching.
I am not suspended from living.
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I'm not suspended from coffee break.
Or from spending time with friends.
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Hm!
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Exits left in a cloud
of self-righteous indignation.
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Batwoman continues to flex her wings.
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Excuse me.
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What's going on?
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The usual battles
over the high moral ground.
That old thing!
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What's happening outside?
Moving the sculpture.
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They're shifting Big Al?
Our symbol of virgin youth?
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I've heard it's not cost-effective.
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Oh! This is not to be missed.
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The English tradition, yes?
Watching people work?
Yes. We love it.
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Coming, Sam? Be our guest?
No. I hate that thing.
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Education is all creative demolition.
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Ellie?
Why not?
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Mr Fallowfield.
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Whatever the outcome of the enquiry,
even if you are acquitted...
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I'm not on trial, Miss Disney.
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..it won't be the end of the affair.
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The wages of sin, Mr Fallowfield...
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Is there nothing in your doctrine
about turning the other cheek?
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About loving your enemy?
How dare you preach to me?
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Go on. Steady.
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CROWD CHEERS AND CLAPS
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♪ There she goes, there she goes. ♪
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SINGING CONTINUES
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Who wants this, then?
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I'll take it.
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'It's all yours, comrade.
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'Away you go!
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'Nice and easy!'
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Hold it!
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Bloody hell!
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SLAB CREAKS
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Tell me about this seat of learning.
Holm Coultram College. Now part of
the new University of Mid-Yorkshire.
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Full of intellectuals? Very likely.
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If the buggers get clever, pretend
you didn't hear or understand.
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Nothing's funny if it's repeated
AND explained. Noted.
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Holm Coultram?
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Is that where your doxie teaches?
Yeah.
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Ellie lectures in social sciences.
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But where am I going to sleep?
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I'll get this off to the lab.
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So why were you moving
this piece of sculpture?
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It's to make room for a new block.
Computer studies.
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Obviously. Ask silly questions...
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And er, when was it put there?
Five years ago.
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It was a memorial to my predecessor,
designed by Miss Carreaux, our head
of fine arts. She's very gifted. Sir.
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Ah. Alison Girling. 1940 to 1990.
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She's well-remembered, isn't she?
An oil painting and a memorial?
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She wasn't very old. What happened?
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She died on holiday in Austria.
A bus crash, I believe.
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You're not sure?
It happened before I arrived.
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There must be an old guard
that was around in her day?
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Indeed there is. Ah. I thought so.
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There's always an old guard.
I'm a fully paid-up member meself.
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We'll need their names and a place
to work. You can pitch camp here.
I can move in with the registrar.
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And overnight accommodation. Save
us travelling time. Time's money,
they tell me. May I suggest...?
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Sergeant Pascoe deals with
all my domestic arrangements.
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So what do the witch doctors
have to tell us, Sergeant?
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A woman's body. Their educated guess
is she died about five years ago.
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Five years ago is when this hole
was dug, right? Yes, sir.
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Trust the experts to tell you
what you know already.
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Not long for a memorial, is it?
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Proper memorials should last long
enough for every bugger to forget
what they're supposed to remember.
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Like world wars and such.
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My dad's on one of these, you know.
Just outside of Sheffield.
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So, what manner of place is this,
Sergeant Wield?
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It was a glorified poly. Five years
ago it became part of the university.
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You make a place all modern,
next minute you got a woman's body
in the hole. Serves them right.
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I couldn't agree more.
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Oh, er...
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Perhaps er, you could tell me why,
Ms er, Mrs er...? MISS Disney.
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Ah. Traditional values.
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Superintendent Dalziel.
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This was a shrine to Miss Girling
and those good things we knew.
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What is your speciality?
Divinity and classics.
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Though we are now "subsumed
in a module called
ancient and medieval studies".
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Decline and fall
everywhere you look, eh?
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I was a student here when it was a
teacher training college for girls,
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specialising in arts, crafts
and religious education.
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What do we have now? Computers,
business studies, hotel management...
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..and men.
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Men?
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It is not a happy place.
But they that wait upon the Lord
shall renew their strength.
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The Book of Isaiah, I think? Indeed.
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"There is no peace, saith the Lord,
unto the wicked."
Amen to that, Superintendent.
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That, I take it, is Miss Disney.
Direct line to God. Mad as a hatter.
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You can't beat a good Sunday school
education when grovelling to the
self-righteous. What's all that?
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Your information pack. Who was here
five years ago, who's here now. Fax
numbers etc. What took you so long?
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If you want a cup of tea, dial 101.
Here's your room key.
Have a nice day.
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How's it er, going with the skull
and crossbones? Off to the lab now.
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I want some answers.
We've got one answer.
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It wasn't her own hair. It was a wig.
I knew a story about a bald woman,
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but you're too young and sensitive.
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Are you still here? Awaiting
instructions. Go and find your lass.
We need her to grass on her mates.
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Excuse me. Excuse me.
We're all wasting taxpayers' money.
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Ellie! What are you doing here?
Usual stuff. Making the campus safe.
Bodies under statues. Of course.
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It's the job, lady, I'm paid for it.
How are you? Innocent!
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Good. And you? All right. Better now.
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Police harassment? Just routine.
I'm lecturing soon.
I'll carry your satchel.
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You can give me a rundown on your
colleagues. I thought you wanted me
for my body(!) My colleagues, um...
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Jane Scotby and Miss Disney are the
oldest inhabitants. Marion Carreaux,
art department, made the statue.
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Henry Saltecombe, head of history,
enjoys a gossip. Sam Fallowfield...
No, that's another story. What?
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Not relevant. This is where I work.
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Me, I work on the mean streets.
My hero.
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Can we can meet later on?
Definitely not.
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8 o'clock in the bar.
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Am I obtruding?
Not at all.
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You missed the fun.
Surely I WAS the fun?
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Not now. What's a sexual peccadillo
compared with buried bodies?
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What's happened?
Stand me a beer and I'll tell you.
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My money's on a simple student prank.
A plastic skeleton from Blackpool.
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Nowadays, students only think
about CVs.
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What about Ms Anita Sewell?
Does she want you on her CV?
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Sorry, Sam. It's none of my business.
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I don't give a damn what you did.
But I know what I think.
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What do you think? She's being used.
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Sexual harassment of a female student
by a respected lecturer.
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They're all at it in the States and
it's spreading here like fast food.
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The young can't help being young.
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And you can't help thinking well
of people. It's your tragic flaw.
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Oh, I've just remembered why I came.
I'd assumed moral support in
exchange for a beer on the way home.
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This was in your pigeonhole.
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Are you all right?
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If not, you'll be the first to know.
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Shall I tell you why I didn't stay
to see the fun, as you call it?
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Go on.
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Promise you won't ask me how I knew.
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But I knew - about the body.
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Trouble with this place,
they're all specialists.
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You're a typical example. You have
one of them things. A degree, sir?
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A degree in something.
Social sciences.
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So you're equipped with specialist
knowledge to work in... Society?
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But now you're a copper, allegedly,
and working in... Society, sir?
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You've proved my point.
A specialist smartarse.
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Why are these names underlined?
People who went missing
prior to December, 1990.
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I'd made that connection without
a degree. Where's Sergeant Wield?
He's checking on the local dentists.
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Is that the lab report? Yeah.
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'Bout bloody time.
Give me the edited highlights.
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Female, middle-aged, buried for
five or six years. Brilliant(!)
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Height 5' 6". Fractured skull,
probably contributed to her death.
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Left leg, two old breaks. Three
gold fillings, that should help.
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Does anything match up?
Yes. Two people went missing
in December, 1990. Check it out.
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DOOR OPENS
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Back so soon, sunbeam? Guess what?
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Those gold fillings
are Alison Girling's.
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Also, a nurse told us Girling broke
her left leg twice while skiing.
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Serves her right. Stupid pastime.
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And in one of the skiing accidents,
she tore her scalp, leaving a scar.
Hence the wig. It all matches up.
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She's been buried under her own
memorial for the last five years.
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And nobody knew? Somebody knew.
Somebody dumped her in the hole.
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We need to talk to those
two old biddies, Scotby and Disney.
They sound like Crosstalk comedians.
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It's 9.30. They're probably
tucked up in bed. 9.30!
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If she loves you, she'll wait. You
should test passion to destruction.
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THUNDER RUMBLES
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Cheers.
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Sorry I'm late. Been working. The
bar hasn't closed YET. Still working.
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This is Sergeant Pascoe.
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Pierre Ferret. Enchante.
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Aye. You and me both.
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It's quiet. I expected revelry.
They can only afford it at weekends.
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Who threw that?
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They did some revelry, just for you.
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We're trying to contact Miss Scotby
and Miss Disney. Disney will be in
the common room. Christianity night.
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At 10.15, they turn water into cocoa.
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Anita! What's wrong with midnight?
It's a perfectly respectable time.
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You will hear the chimes at midnight.
I give you my personal guarantee.
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I'm supposed to be seeing someone.
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Do you mean someone more
important to you than me?
No, I don't mean that.
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Tell me what you do mean.
You shouldn't have told me.
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Miss Scotby, Miss Disney,
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I need your help,
more or less off the record,
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on the basis of what I hope
we can think of as, er, friendship.
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Of course, Superintendent.
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It concerns Miss Girling.
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Now er, she died in Austria,
five years ago. Is that correct?
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Five years last Christmas.
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And what were the circumstances
of her death?
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The hotel bus crashed. Skidded off
the road and burst into flames.
All the passengers were killed.
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Dreadful.
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And Miss Girling's body, forgive
the expression, where er...?
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None of the bodies were recovered.
A memorial service was held there.
A deeply moving ceremony.
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You went there? Of course.
Alison was my oldest friend.
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How did they identify,
forgive the expression,
bodies that weren't found?
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The coach was going from the airport
to the hotel she went to every year.
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She was booked to arrive that night.
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And the coach...
225
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Take your time, Miss Disney.
The coach?
226
00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:49,268
It was split in two.
227
00:21:49,288 --> 00:21:56,260
The luggage boot was recovered.
Alison's cases were there.
But the bodies...
228
00:21:58,284 --> 00:22:04,256
The bodies... All the bodies
were burned beyond recognition.
229
00:22:04,268 --> 00:22:06,292
I see.
230
00:22:07,208 --> 00:22:13,212
Sergeant, please tell these ladies
what you discovered this evening.
231
00:22:15,296 --> 00:22:20,248
The body under the memorial
is that of Alison Girling.
232
00:22:21,256 --> 00:22:24,256
But that's...impossible.
233
00:22:25,280 --> 00:22:27,260
Isn't it?
234
00:22:27,268 --> 00:22:30,264
Seemingly not.
235
00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:35,284
Requiescat in pace.
Amen to that, Miss Disney.
236
00:22:38,236 --> 00:22:43,228
Did she go to Austria then come
back in time to get knocked off?
237
00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:46,208
Or did she never get there at all?
238
00:22:46,220 --> 00:22:51,232
In which case, who got barbecued
in the bus? In all probability...
239
00:22:51,244 --> 00:22:54,216
Oh, we'll sort that tomorrow.
240
00:22:54,236 --> 00:23:00,232
Now, where's this academic
dosshouse we've been dumped in?
This way.
241
00:23:00,248 --> 00:23:05,220
Will there be high jinks
after lights out? I doubt it. Oh.
242
00:23:05,236 --> 00:23:08,300
♪ She'll be coming round
the mountain when she comes
243
00:23:09,216 --> 00:23:13,232
♪ She'll be coming round
the mountain when she comes. ♪
244
00:23:13,244 --> 00:23:18,224
MUSIC: "Sight for Sore Eyes"
by Deconstruction
245
00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:50,228
This is a rare species
indeed, Hedley.
246
00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:59,240
We seem to have caught
the mating season.
247
00:24:13,244 --> 00:24:18,300
When can I clear up? When I say so.
The contract has a penalty clause!
248
00:24:19,216 --> 00:24:23,292
You've caused enough trouble. God
knows what else you might dig up.
249
00:24:26,228 --> 00:24:31,216
Where's the commander-in-chief?
Superintendent Dalziel?
250
00:24:31,232 --> 00:24:35,236
He's a Scot?
Scottish parents. Yorkshire born.
251
00:24:35,252 --> 00:24:37,260
Pity.
Can I help?
252
00:24:37,268 --> 00:24:39,300
Dunbar. Chemistry.
253
00:24:40,212 --> 00:24:42,256
Pascoe. Sergeant.
254
00:24:42,276 --> 00:24:49,220
I need to know what's afoot
so as not to alarm
the more sensitive students.
255
00:24:49,232 --> 00:24:53,248
Is it true? Is what true?
256
00:24:53,264 --> 00:24:58,216
It was Alison Girling whom
the builders excavated yesterday?
257
00:24:58,232 --> 00:25:02,300
We have reason to believe so.
Which means yes. Yes? Yes.
258
00:25:03,220 --> 00:25:09,244
Were you here in 1990?
Arrived the previous summer.
Me and Henry Saltecombe.
259
00:25:09,260 --> 00:25:13,276
Can you remember the end
of the December term? Try me.
260
00:25:13,288 --> 00:25:17,288
Term ended on Friday the 14th.
Did everyone leave then?
261
00:25:18,208 --> 00:25:24,268
The students, yes. The staff usually
hang on for a meeting on the Monday.
Monday the 17th.
262
00:25:24,288 --> 00:25:31,264
If you say so. It was the Monday
morning. When did you leave?
As soon as humanly possible.
263
00:25:34,248 --> 00:25:38,236
When was Miss Girling
planning to leave? No idea.
264
00:25:38,248 --> 00:25:42,212
Maybe I should ask Miss Disney.
Why Disney?
265
00:25:42,228 --> 00:25:46,268
As a friend of Miss Girling.
Disney has NO friends. But...
266
00:25:46,288 --> 00:25:54,236
Look. God may be on Disney's side
but HER God is very jealous with
some very nasty habits. Excuse me.
267
00:26:08,268 --> 00:26:15,228
It's not fair, is it, Douglas?
They don't build golf courses
to match the way you hit the ball.
268
00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:24,244
That's twice you've stood
in my way. What's your name?
Francis Roote, Union President.
269
00:26:24,260 --> 00:26:28,276
Like the General Workers
but with clean hands?
270
00:26:28,288 --> 00:26:34,228
We like to keep our hands clean, yes.
It's a good policy. We recommend it.
271
00:26:59,208 --> 00:27:01,300
- Harold...
- What?
272
00:27:02,212 --> 00:27:04,272
I think I've found it.
273
00:27:12,232 --> 00:27:15,292
My God. Anita Sewell.
274
00:27:16,204 --> 00:27:18,248
You know her, then?
275
00:27:18,260 --> 00:27:21,208
I've been acting for her.
276
00:27:21,220 --> 00:27:24,252
I hope she's paid her bill.
277
00:27:24,268 --> 00:27:28,252
I'm away for a few hours
and what happens?
278
00:27:28,268 --> 00:27:32,288
It seems to me,
we have two separate enquiries.
279
00:27:33,204 --> 00:27:37,256
It seems to me two bodies
means a connection! Come on!
280
00:27:37,272 --> 00:27:41,296
Will I tell you
what I've found out? Tell me.
281
00:27:42,212 --> 00:27:47,292
Monday, December 17th, 1990. Staff
meeting at 11 o'clock. Carry on.
282
00:27:48,208 --> 00:27:52,212
Miss Girling's flight was
at midnight or thereabouts.
283
00:27:52,232 --> 00:27:59,272
Thereabouts? Defending counsels
can drive horses and carts through
words like thereabouts. Go on.
284
00:27:59,288 --> 00:28:03,292
She set off in her car at six.
Seen by? Miss Scotby.
285
00:28:04,212 --> 00:28:10,252
But she never got to the ski slopes.
She landed in a hole
near her office.
286
00:28:10,268 --> 00:28:15,292
We've still got two bodies. One old,
one new. What's the connection?
287
00:28:16,204 --> 00:28:21,228
The college. Leave your address,
we'll put the medal in the post(!)
288
00:28:29,264 --> 00:28:32,256
Anita Sewell. Didn't she...?
289
00:28:32,272 --> 00:28:36,260
Accuse a staff member
of sexual harassment? Yes.
290
00:28:36,268 --> 00:28:39,288
What was his name? Fallowfield.
291
00:28:39,300 --> 00:28:44,244
Mucky devil.
Mind you, can't say I blame him.
292
00:28:44,260 --> 00:28:50,228
A place like that...can do terrible
things to an old man's libido.
293
00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:55,240
Fallowfield isn't that old. I don't
give a toss. I want to talk to him.
294
00:28:55,260 --> 00:29:02,284
Who found the body? A man called
Pearl. He was representing Sewell
in her case against Fallowfield.
295
00:29:02,300 --> 00:29:06,296
There's too many coincidences.
I hate coincidences.
296
00:29:07,208 --> 00:29:10,236
She's dead? Yeah.
297
00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:14,300
But that's dreadful!
298
00:29:15,216 --> 00:29:20,240
As I understand it, the girl was
doing her best to ruin your career.
299
00:29:20,256 --> 00:29:25,208
Sorry? You mean...?
Come on, you can't imagine that...
300
00:29:25,224 --> 00:29:32,248
Imagination doesn't come into my
work, Dr Fallowfield. Only facts
and other items of that nature.
301
00:29:34,260 --> 00:29:37,232
Well, in that case...
302
00:29:39,236 --> 00:29:42,204
..you should see this.
303
00:29:44,228 --> 00:29:48,292
A letter to you...signed Anita.
304
00:29:49,208 --> 00:29:55,212
Anita Sewell, the dead girl? It's
her writing. Feel free to read it.
305
00:29:55,228 --> 00:30:00,256
Did she come to see you last night?
No. I stayed up till 1 o'clock.
306
00:30:00,272 --> 00:30:06,236
Being an educated man, you can
probably guess the next question.
307
00:30:06,252 --> 00:30:10,268
No, I didn't go out last night
or see anything.
308
00:30:10,284 --> 00:30:15,268
That's two good answers but I was
going to ask a different question.
309
00:30:16,284 --> 00:30:21,256
These accusations about you
and Anita, should we believe them?
310
00:30:21,276 --> 00:30:28,232
I never denied there was
a close relationship.
Close relationship?
311
00:30:28,252 --> 00:30:31,240
These things can happen on a campus.
312
00:30:33,260 --> 00:30:36,268
I wouldn't know about that.
313
00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:43,228
You know about campuses. Do these
things happen? Yeah, they happen.
314
00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:46,284
And sometimes they turn sour? Yeah.
315
00:30:46,296 --> 00:30:49,292
Yes.
316
00:30:50,208 --> 00:30:54,224
I know. There's nowt funny
about a broken heart.
317
00:30:54,240 --> 00:30:58,268
Been there. Done that.
Got custody of the microwave.
318
00:30:58,280 --> 00:31:01,236
Did you know Alison Girling?
319
00:31:03,268 --> 00:31:08,244
I didn't take up my post here
until the September after she died.
320
00:31:10,292 --> 00:31:12,284
Note it.
321
00:31:12,296 --> 00:31:17,240
Right. We'll need
a formal statement, Dr Fallowfield.
322
00:31:17,260 --> 00:31:24,260
I assume you're not planning
to rush off on any skiing holidays.
I won't be going anywhere.
323
00:31:24,276 --> 00:31:31,260
What do you reckon to him?
He's got to be a prime suspect.
I don't see him as a killer though.
324
00:31:31,272 --> 00:31:36,204
Two murders in one place
means a connection. Very astute.
325
00:31:36,220 --> 00:31:41,216
By God! They have universities
in some pretty places, don't they?
326
00:31:41,232 --> 00:31:45,236
Should I become an academic?
A sideways career move?
327
00:31:45,252 --> 00:31:50,216
I could take the first step and
buy a book. I could lend you one.
328
00:31:50,236 --> 00:31:56,284
Do you speak Austrian?
No such language.
How do they communicate? Semaphore?
329
00:31:59,208 --> 00:32:04,296
You found another one? Yes. If
I can help... Can you speak German?
330
00:32:05,216 --> 00:32:11,300
Sorry, comrade. Now if you'd said
Italian... But I can tell you the
date and time that slab were laid.
331
00:32:12,216 --> 00:32:16,276
You can?
Laid the bugger myself, didn't I?
332
00:32:16,292 --> 00:32:22,272
You will be aware of the events that
brought Superintendent Dalziel here.
333
00:32:22,288 --> 00:32:26,292
I thought it sensible...
DALZIEL COUGHS
334
00:32:29,248 --> 00:32:34,216
..or rather, Mr Dalziel thought
it sensible to gather staff
335
00:32:34,236 --> 00:32:40,288
and student representatives
so that he might clarify
the nature of his inquiries.
336
00:32:44,220 --> 00:32:46,268
Facts first.
337
00:32:46,280 --> 00:32:52,284
The remains under the statue were
identified as those of Miss Girling.
338
00:32:52,292 --> 00:32:55,248
We are treating that as murder.
339
00:32:55,264 --> 00:33:01,252
And the body found this morning
is that of a student, Anita Sewell.
340
00:33:01,264 --> 00:33:07,208
We are treating that as murder also.
Can you tell us the cause of death?
341
00:33:07,220 --> 00:33:11,204
Which one? Anita. No, not yet.
342
00:33:11,220 --> 00:33:15,260
What about the security
of the other students?
343
00:33:15,272 --> 00:33:20,260
Use your common sense. Don't wander
about on your own after lights out.
344
00:33:20,276 --> 00:33:24,272
Especially females.
That applies anywhere in the land.
345
00:33:24,288 --> 00:33:30,256
This is a Godless age as
Miss Disney will confirm. Quite so.
346
00:33:30,264 --> 00:33:33,216
We're talking serial killers.
347
00:33:33,236 --> 00:33:38,300
Once every five years
makes him a bit slow.
MOBILE PHONE RINGS
348
00:33:39,220 --> 00:33:45,292
Switch that off or leave the room!
I'll leave my colleague
to listen and report back.
349
00:33:46,204 --> 00:33:49,216
I'll see what I can do.
350
00:33:50,236 --> 00:33:53,260
When did you identify Miss Girling?
351
00:33:53,272 --> 00:33:58,252
Yesterday evening. So how come
people knew in the afternoon?
352
00:33:58,264 --> 00:34:02,288
You mean staff? Staff and students.
353
00:34:03,204 --> 00:34:09,288
I can't imagine. Perhaps one of you
will tell me when we meet face to
face. Are we all to be interviewed?
354
00:34:09,300 --> 00:34:14,280
We're drawing up a timetable.
What about our timetables?
355
00:34:14,300 --> 00:34:22,236
Disrupting your work is unfortunate.
Disrupting mine is obstruction and
an offence in law. I realise that...
356
00:34:22,252 --> 00:34:30,228
If it'll help, I'll talk to each
of you in situ, in your native
habitat. How's that for diplomacy?
357
00:34:30,244 --> 00:34:34,208
Exactly what we've come to expect,
Superintendent.
358
00:34:34,224 --> 00:34:39,216
Wiedersagen bitte. Ich bin Pascoe.
Pascoe!
359
00:34:39,228 --> 00:34:44,208
Ja. Ja. Sergeant Pascoe. Polizie.
360
00:34:44,228 --> 00:34:51,212
What are you doing? Trying to talk
to Austrian police about a crash
five years ago. What are you doing?
361
00:34:51,228 --> 00:34:55,288
Free-range interviews.
Mobile inquisition. Hello?
362
00:35:02,204 --> 00:35:04,208
Marion Carreaux?
363
00:35:04,224 --> 00:35:09,204
Head of the fine art department?
Yes.
364
00:35:09,216 --> 00:35:11,264
Highly-tuned deductive powers.
365
00:35:14,252 --> 00:35:18,224
Does er,
does this symbolise something?
366
00:35:20,284 --> 00:35:25,228
Only itself. It's for
my next exhibition in Paris.
367
00:35:25,240 --> 00:35:31,232
I don't know anything about art but
er... But you know what you like?
368
00:35:31,244 --> 00:35:34,212
I wasn't going to say that.
369
00:35:34,228 --> 00:35:39,264
You must be very good to be head
of department at your age. Are you?
370
00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:43,280
Don't be coy.
371
00:35:43,292 --> 00:35:48,264
You're either very good or
you've got friends in high places.
372
00:35:48,276 --> 00:35:52,268
I'm very good.
Me an' all. So we should get on.
373
00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:55,232
Mais bien sur, mon cheri.
374
00:35:55,244 --> 00:35:57,264
Oh.
375
00:35:57,276 --> 00:36:02,292
When you made
the em...memorial to Miss Girling
376
00:36:03,204 --> 00:36:05,284
you must have been nowt but a bairn.
377
00:36:05,300 --> 00:36:11,216
Pardon? A mere child.
I was in my final year here.
378
00:36:11,232 --> 00:36:18,300
And then you came straight
onto the staff? No. I completed
my foundation course here.
379
00:36:19,216 --> 00:36:23,288
I studied for two years in London
and returned as head of department.
380
00:36:23,296 --> 00:36:27,216
So...you've paid your dues.
381
00:36:27,228 --> 00:36:30,220
I hope so.
382
00:36:38,228 --> 00:36:43,292
And em, how did you get on with er,
Alison Girling?
383
00:36:45,236 --> 00:36:48,228
She was the best friend I ever had.
384
00:36:48,244 --> 00:36:51,300
KNOCK ON DOOR
It's open.
385
00:36:55,248 --> 00:36:59,236
Sam Fallowfield's
famous ever-open door.
386
00:36:59,248 --> 00:37:02,276
I might have been the police.
387
00:37:02,284 --> 00:37:05,240
They've already been.
388
00:37:05,252 --> 00:37:08,292
They told you about Anita? Yes.
389
00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:14,220
Was that what you came to tell me?
390
00:37:14,228 --> 00:37:16,276
It might have been my fault.
391
00:37:17,284 --> 00:37:20,232
What? I told her.
392
00:37:20,244 --> 00:37:23,288
Shared our dreadful secret with her.
393
00:37:25,264 --> 00:37:27,288
You bloody idiot!
394
00:37:27,300 --> 00:37:32,296
Your gospel said, do what you like
but be responsible for your actions.
395
00:37:33,208 --> 00:37:35,224
It still says that.
396
00:37:35,236 --> 00:37:38,268
I'm responsible for my actions.
397
00:37:40,256 --> 00:37:42,260
And you?
398
00:37:42,272 --> 00:37:45,220
What about me?
399
00:37:51,232 --> 00:37:54,224
You're history, Sam.
400
00:37:56,240 --> 00:38:01,284
You may find this a difficult idea
to grasp but I loved Anita.
401
00:38:02,292 --> 00:38:05,268
In your own peculiar way?
402
00:38:05,280 --> 00:38:08,268
We all love in our own peculiar way.
403
00:38:10,232 --> 00:38:15,236
Oh, yes. I know.
I could show you the scars.
404
00:38:16,248 --> 00:38:20,224
Why did you tell her?
Showing off as usual?
405
00:38:20,240 --> 00:38:26,212
The man who knows everything? The
demi-god? It takes one to know one.
406
00:38:27,224 --> 00:38:30,284
I suppose you KNOW who killed her?
407
00:38:32,216 --> 00:38:35,296
Oh, yes. I know that too, Sam.
408
00:38:37,252 --> 00:38:41,244
Was Alison Girling
a well-liked woman?
409
00:38:41,260 --> 00:38:47,264
At the personal level, yes.
But professionally...
410
00:38:48,272 --> 00:38:52,224
Finish the sentence if you will,
Mr Saltecombe.
411
00:38:52,236 --> 00:38:55,216
It was the spirit of the times.
412
00:38:55,228 --> 00:39:01,260
You have the er, advantage
of me there. I'm not a historian.
413
00:39:01,268 --> 00:39:05,224
December, 1990, the time in question.
414
00:39:05,240 --> 00:39:10,276
We'd just been told the college was
to become part of the university.
415
00:39:10,288 --> 00:39:14,260
Girling's job was to be upgraded
and advertised.
416
00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:22,232
Who wanted the job?
Everybody in sight. Scotby,
Disney, Dunbar, Girling herself.
417
00:39:22,244 --> 00:39:25,236
You?
Oh, yes.
418
00:39:25,248 --> 00:39:28,216
Are you an ambitious man?
419
00:39:28,228 --> 00:39:31,264
Not any more. Was.
420
00:39:31,276 --> 00:39:35,244
It wore off after about 20 minutes.
421
00:39:37,208 --> 00:39:44,212
You were describing the spirit of
the times, in the year of our Lord
1990, when Alison Girling died.
422
00:39:44,408 --> 00:39:47,360
Poisonous.
423
00:39:47,376 --> 00:39:53,368
Henry Saltecombe? The man is an old
woman - a gossip and mischief-maker.
424
00:39:53,384 --> 00:39:58,352
So things were peaceful enough
in the college at that time?
425
00:39:58,364 --> 00:40:02,396
No mischief? Passions
running higher than average?
426
00:40:02,408 --> 00:40:07,424
Passions always run high in seats of
learning. Education is about passion.
427
00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:11,380
Our need to know
is informed by passion.
428
00:40:11,392 --> 00:40:14,348
Is that right?
429
00:40:18,428 --> 00:40:23,436
Tell me about the memorial, Miss
Disney. What do you want to know?
430
00:40:24,352 --> 00:40:29,400
I'm sorry it's a crude, policeman's
question but er, who paid for it?
431
00:40:29,412 --> 00:40:31,416
Alison paid for it.
432
00:40:31,432 --> 00:40:36,444
She paid for her own memorial?
Not even Prince Albert did that.
433
00:40:37,360 --> 00:40:43,348
It was to be a memorial to the old
college before it was swallowed up.
434
00:40:43,364 --> 00:40:47,440
But when Alison died, it seemed
the proper way to pay our tribute.
435
00:40:48,356 --> 00:40:52,356
And er, Marion Carreaux
got the job?
436
00:40:52,376 --> 00:40:59,404
Yes. She was a brilliant student.
She has an international reputation,
though I do find her work perplexing.
437
00:40:59,420 --> 00:41:04,440
I thought it was ME, being stupid.
No, I don't think so.
438
00:41:05,356 --> 00:41:10,368
But she got the job on merit,
not because she was teacher's pet?
439
00:41:10,380 --> 00:41:13,424
Ah. Yes?
440
00:41:13,436 --> 00:41:20,348
It is fair to say that Marion
and Alison were very good friends.
441
00:41:20,364 --> 00:41:24,436
On the other hand, provided
people observe Christian principles,
442
00:41:25,348 --> 00:41:30,352
there's nothing wrong in friendships
between students and staff members.
443
00:41:30,368 --> 00:41:35,376
In my time I have been both teacher
and pet and it has done me no harm.
444
00:41:37,392 --> 00:41:42,392
What about Dr Fallowfield?
Dr Fallowfield is beneath contempt.
445
00:41:45,356 --> 00:41:47,388
PHONE RINGS
446
00:41:47,396 --> 00:41:50,380
Wield. Right.
447
00:41:50,396 --> 00:41:54,396
The big man's on his way.
Anything to tell him?
448
00:41:54,408 --> 00:41:59,424
Officially, Girling flew overnight
on December 17th. However...
449
00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:04,400
However? That slab was laid
on the morning of the 18th.
450
00:42:04,412 --> 00:42:07,388
I'm looking for the chief policeman.
451
00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:13,364
It's Mr Lapping.
You found the body with Mr Pearl.
452
00:42:13,380 --> 00:42:18,408
Aye. But it's not about that.
You want to tell us something else?
453
00:42:18,424 --> 00:42:24,432
Obviously. I wouldn't be here else,
would I? Anything specific?
454
00:42:26,384 --> 00:42:31,436
Lads and lasses dancing naked at
midnight. Is that specific enough?
455
00:42:32,348 --> 00:42:35,356
It's specific enough for me.
456
00:42:39,432 --> 00:42:44,424
Is that a police dog?
Trained to find student radicals.
457
00:42:44,436 --> 00:42:48,404
Student radicals?
I used to be one of those.
458
00:42:48,424 --> 00:42:56,356
And you just happened to have your
binoculars with you? No. I always
have them with me. Including now.
459
00:42:56,368 --> 00:42:58,356
See.
460
00:43:00,408 --> 00:43:07,400
Night sight lens, is it? Aye.
They're for bird-watching. I've
got my eye on a little dunlin nest.
461
00:43:07,412 --> 00:43:12,408
Dunlin? Yes, it's er...
It's like a sandpiper.
462
00:43:12,420 --> 00:43:16,400
Ah. Were you er, on your own?
463
00:43:16,412 --> 00:43:19,400
Oh, no, no. Hedley was with me.
464
00:43:19,416 --> 00:43:24,380
Hedley? Me dog.
He's named after Hedley Verity.
465
00:43:24,392 --> 00:43:28,392
Yorkshire and England.
Left-arm spinner. Aye.
466
00:43:28,404 --> 00:43:32,420
Died in a German PoW camp.
Lovely lad, lovely lad.
467
00:43:32,432 --> 00:43:38,380
Still, my Hedley being a dog,
is not much of a witness, is it?
468
00:43:38,392 --> 00:43:43,416
No. So, you see,
I'm relying on you, Mr Lapping.
469
00:43:43,432 --> 00:43:48,420
Now, you say you saw these
young people and they were dancing.
470
00:43:48,432 --> 00:43:53,380
Aye well, sort of. If you can
call it dancing, you know.
471
00:43:53,400 --> 00:44:00,408
There were no music as such. They
were coming from one of them machine
things - a blaster. Is that it?
472
00:44:00,424 --> 00:44:07,420
A ghetto blaster. If you say so,
Mr er...oh, whatever your name is.
473
00:44:07,436 --> 00:44:15,384
Anyway, as I said, there were no
real, what we call, music. There was
just a thumping. Drive you potty!
474
00:44:15,396 --> 00:44:21,424
But then...this chap came along
and he chased them all away. A chap?
475
00:44:21,440 --> 00:44:26,388
Aye. Wearing a big hat.
Could you identify the chap?
476
00:44:26,396 --> 00:44:28,424
Oh, no. No.
477
00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:32,428
I were too far away
to identify anybody.
478
00:44:32,440 --> 00:44:36,356
But...I could describe his hat.
479
00:44:44,348 --> 00:44:46,408
Is there a bird called a dunlin?
480
00:44:46,420 --> 00:44:50,352
Yes. It's em, it's like a sandpiper.
481
00:44:50,364 --> 00:44:52,360
Good.
482
00:44:54,384 --> 00:44:58,372
Do you know
what a pork pie hat looks like?
483
00:44:58,388 --> 00:45:03,372
Yes. New York jazz musicians used
to wear them. Lester Young used...
484
00:45:03,392 --> 00:45:11,352
I don't want a bloody thesis.
I know what one looks like. Why are
you waving that bog paper about?
485
00:45:11,368 --> 00:45:16,408
It's Sewell's medical report. It's
interesting. Go on. Fascinate me.
486
00:45:16,428 --> 00:45:23,444
She was drowned. Probably held face
down in the lake. No sign of sexual
interference. Fairly interesting.
487
00:45:24,360 --> 00:45:30,388
Bearing in mind her alleged affair,
how about this? She was a virgin.
488
00:45:32,368 --> 00:45:35,424
Sod you, Pascoe. I'm fascinated.
489
00:45:36,352 --> 00:45:39,388
Virginity is just a state of mind.
490
00:45:39,404 --> 00:45:46,352
This place is getting to you.
You're starting to talk like them.
But you always did.
491
00:45:46,360 --> 00:45:49,356
Where's the bar? This way.
492
00:45:53,356 --> 00:45:56,376
INAUDIBLE
493
00:46:02,392 --> 00:46:07,372
Two pints of best and a bottle
of single malt to take out.
494
00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:14,436
Legally speaking, out-sales
are restricted to union members.
495
00:46:15,352 --> 00:46:18,440
I'm sure the union president
will sign me in.
496
00:46:19,352 --> 00:46:22,416
A pleasure and a privilege. Daniel.
497
00:46:22,432 --> 00:46:27,380
No midnight raves tonight?
I'm sorry?
498
00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:34,408
Dancing by the light of the moon
with no kecks on. I'm not familiar
with the local vernacular.
499
00:46:34,424 --> 00:46:39,440
But if you mean what I think
you mean...it was my birthday.
500
00:46:40,352 --> 00:46:43,400
How old are you? 23.
501
00:46:43,416 --> 00:46:49,356
And Anita Sewell got the present.
I don't find that amusing. Nor do I.
502
00:46:49,368 --> 00:46:54,404
But if you want to put a smile
on my face, speak to Sergeant Wield.
503
00:46:54,424 --> 00:47:02,360
Give him the names of your friends
who were at your party so we can
compare notes with our witnesses.
504
00:47:03,404 --> 00:47:06,372
I may invoke the fifth.
505
00:47:07,424 --> 00:47:12,440
I once invoked the fifth
with a feller. Broke his nose. Ta.
506
00:47:29,412 --> 00:47:33,424
Where's your paramour tonight?
No idea.
507
00:47:35,368 --> 00:47:40,360
Sergeant Pascoe's lost his
young lady. Any idea where she is?
508
00:47:40,372 --> 00:47:43,376
Dans sa chambre. Writing. Je croix.
509
00:47:43,392 --> 00:47:48,364
Writing. Of course. Deeply indebted.
Merci, monsieur.
510
00:47:48,380 --> 00:47:51,428
Sante.
Sante.
511
00:47:53,348 --> 00:47:55,388
The French connection.
512
00:47:55,400 --> 00:47:58,368
They understand about sex.
513
00:47:58,388 --> 00:48:04,440
That's the heart of the mystery.
Sex. Are you speaking
professionally or philosophically?
514
00:48:05,360 --> 00:48:12,392
There's so much of it around here.
You could bottle the surplus
and sell it to old farts like me.
515
00:48:14,428 --> 00:48:17,412
It's not a bad pint this, you know.
516
00:48:17,424 --> 00:48:22,384
Wasted on this lot. You can
get me another before you go.
517
00:48:22,396 --> 00:48:26,388
Where am I going?
You're off to see your young lady.
518
00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:32,352
She's writing. She'll need help with
the long words - like virginity!
519
00:48:38,436 --> 00:48:41,428
I've to discuss virginity with you.
520
00:48:41,444 --> 00:48:48,364
We did that years ago.
Made a decision,
put it into practice - on that rug.
521
00:48:48,376 --> 00:48:53,416
I assume you remember. I've never
looked at another rug since.
522
00:48:53,428 --> 00:48:57,356
What does he want to know?
523
00:48:57,376 --> 00:49:04,436
WE want to know why Anita was a
virgin yet she was having an affair
with Fallowfield? Is that right?
524
00:49:05,356 --> 00:49:12,388
According to the medics. I'd always
assumed Fallowfield was an old queen.
What makes you think that?
525
00:49:12,408 --> 00:49:19,356
How should I know? I just do.
Maybe he's a bit AC/DC, but no,
I'm sure he's gay.
526
00:49:19,372 --> 00:49:24,400
Is there much of a gay scene here?
There's every sort of scene.
527
00:49:24,416 --> 00:49:27,444
Disney and her Bible students.
Disney?
528
00:49:28,356 --> 00:49:34,364
I don't think it's anything sinister.
Girl talk and a bit of hair stroking.
529
00:49:34,384 --> 00:49:41,356
You make me feel so innocent and
virginal. Read my novel. That'll
fix you. You know I only read in bed.
530
00:49:41,368 --> 00:49:46,416
Take off your badge, Sheriff, and
we'll solve both problems at once.
531
00:49:57,392 --> 00:50:00,416
SOCIAL CHAT
532
00:50:09,412 --> 00:50:14,380
It looks like Widdicombe Fair.
What is it? Our annual open day.
533
00:50:14,392 --> 00:50:18,444
Designed to convince the world that,
compared to our campus,
534
00:50:19,360 --> 00:50:23,360
Oxbridge is a pimple
on the intellectual landscape.
535
00:50:23,380 --> 00:50:30,408
We're selling higher education
like you would sell double glazing.
Does it work? Does it hell!
536
00:50:36,368 --> 00:50:38,372
Miss Scotby. Miss Disney.
537
00:50:43,420 --> 00:50:46,372
You're looking radiant today.
538
00:50:46,392 --> 00:50:53,376
Are you after my fingerprints? I
expect my sergeant already has your
fingerprints. What do you mean?
539
00:50:53,392 --> 00:50:57,436
You should marry the lad. What?
You heard. Is it your business?
540
00:50:58,356 --> 00:51:04,432
Of course it is. I need my staff in
good condition. Settled in mind and
body. Is that what marriage does?
541
00:51:05,348 --> 00:51:12,372
Yes. You're a good lass and he's a
good lad but if you tell him I said
so, I'll never speak to you again.
542
00:51:12,392 --> 00:51:19,360
That's a very tempting offer.
My intended wants a word with you.
Excuse me, my dear.
543
00:51:22,348 --> 00:51:25,444
What is it?
Meetings held the day Girling died.
544
00:51:26,364 --> 00:51:32,444
Meetings? That's plural.
Yep. A staff meeting then
interviews after lunch including...
545
00:51:33,364 --> 00:51:39,424
interviews for the post
of head of biology. So
Fallowfield was here that day? Yes.
546
00:51:39,440 --> 00:51:45,412
Started in the following September.
That's all the bugger said. Come on.
547
00:51:48,372 --> 00:51:52,412
When I was your age,
we were too poor to have phones.
548
00:51:52,424 --> 00:51:56,376
Presumably they were still
a recent invention?
549
00:52:01,352 --> 00:52:05,416
If we need to fit anybody up,
that little turd will do nicely.
550
00:52:06,420 --> 00:52:11,384
You were here being interviewed
the day Girling was killed.
551
00:52:11,396 --> 00:52:16,416
You had an assignation with Anita
Sewell, the night she was killed.
552
00:52:16,436 --> 00:52:23,424
Anything you say will be regarded
with great scepticism, especially
as you're queer as a nine-bob-note.
553
00:52:23,436 --> 00:52:26,372
KNOCKS ON DOOR
554
00:52:33,348 --> 00:52:35,372
Dr Fallowfield?
555
00:52:35,384 --> 00:52:38,356
Wait here.
556
00:52:45,424 --> 00:52:48,388
Afternoon. Hello.
557
00:52:50,392 --> 00:52:53,420
Sergeant! Come here!
558
00:52:55,384 --> 00:52:57,424
Open the curtains.
559
00:52:57,440 --> 00:53:02,368
Mind where you walk.
They sometimes crap on the floor.
560
00:53:13,384 --> 00:53:19,404
Have a good look. Then tell me
what you think. I know what I think.
561
00:53:57,424 --> 00:53:59,440
Sergeant!
562
00:54:14,424 --> 00:54:19,404
Doesn't look like anything's been
taken. But something was imported.
563
00:54:19,420 --> 00:54:27,348
Anita Sewell's clothes? They match
the description. I'll check it out.
Leave it. Somebody's having us on.
564
00:54:29,348 --> 00:54:32,380
So...tell me what you can see.
565
00:54:32,400 --> 00:54:39,372
Do you suppose Fallowfield's done
this himself? I want observation
not psycho-bleeding analysis.
566
00:54:39,388 --> 00:54:42,432
Nothing's been stolen.
Nothing's been broken.
567
00:54:42,440 --> 00:54:45,384
Very civilised vandalism.
568
00:54:45,400 --> 00:54:51,352
Bottles and glasses and poncy bits
of ceramics left alone and unharmed.
569
00:54:51,368 --> 00:54:54,396
Maybe they didn't want
to make a noise?
570
00:54:54,412 --> 00:54:58,432
Good lad.
What about the writing on the wall?
571
00:55:01,440 --> 00:55:06,364
Some of it's in aerosol.
Some of it's in chalk.
572
00:55:06,384 --> 00:55:13,356
Different style.
Two languages. That one's Latin.
Don't know what it means.
573
00:55:13,372 --> 00:55:17,432
Two people?
Together or apart? Sorry?
574
00:55:17,444 --> 00:55:21,404
Do some detecting.
Talk to the neighbours.
575
00:55:34,412 --> 00:55:39,440
We didn't hear anything.
I saw that lady. That wasn't today!
576
00:55:40,356 --> 00:55:44,440
Tell me about the lady.
That was the night before last.
577
00:55:45,356 --> 00:55:49,376
She was going to see Mr Flabbyfield.
Fallowfield.
578
00:55:49,388 --> 00:55:55,372
When did you see her? 2 o'clock.
Not light 2 o'clock, dark 2 o'clock.
579
00:55:55,392 --> 00:56:01,444
What were you doing up?
I was having a Jimmy Riddle. David!
He's doing fine!
580
00:56:02,360 --> 00:56:08,428
David, how old was this lady?
As old as your mum? Not old
like my mum. Old like our Sharon.
581
00:56:08,436 --> 00:56:11,384
How old's Sharon? 24.
582
00:56:11,400 --> 00:56:16,368
Have you ever seen a man
wearing a big hat? Yes.
583
00:56:16,380 --> 00:56:21,404
Can you remember when that was?
Today on my video. Clint Eastwood.
584
00:56:21,416 --> 00:56:26,436
So we've got Anita Sewell at the
cottage at 2 o'clock in the morning.
585
00:56:27,348 --> 00:56:30,396
But Mr Lapping,
the intrepid bird-watcher,
586
00:56:30,412 --> 00:56:37,388
says he saw the stranger
in the big hat break up
the bacchanalian orgy at midnight.
587
00:56:37,400 --> 00:56:40,400
I'm open to brilliant offers.
588
00:56:43,352 --> 00:56:47,420
The party breaks up. Anita goes
to keep her date with Fallowfield.
589
00:56:47,436 --> 00:56:53,360
Who takes her to the lake and
drowns her? And who undresses her?
590
00:56:53,380 --> 00:57:00,400
Why is he bothering to take all her
clothes off if he's a shirt-lifter
by trade? It's a bit too bizarre.
591
00:57:00,408 --> 00:57:02,428
PHONE RINGS
592
00:57:02,436 --> 00:57:06,388
Pascoe. Yep. Right.
593
00:57:06,408 --> 00:57:13,444
If Fallowfield is the killer, he
left the body there to make it look
as if it was part of the orgy. Yes...
594
00:57:14,356 --> 00:57:18,376
Which means he knew about the orgy
in the first place.
595
00:57:18,396 --> 00:57:26,368
I think he's the kind of man young
people confide in. Maybe he's got
too many secrets for his own good.
596
00:57:27,396 --> 00:57:34,396
We've been looking at the staff.
A conspiracy for grown-ups, if we
can dignify them with such a word.
597
00:57:34,412 --> 00:57:39,392
But you're talking about staff
conspiring with students. Danke.
598
00:57:39,404 --> 00:57:42,400
That was my man in Austria.
599
00:57:42,412 --> 00:57:48,364
What did Dr Freud tell you? Keep
doing it till you need glasses?
600
00:57:48,384 --> 00:57:55,400
The hotel records show that Girling
booked an extra room in October but
it was cancelled at the last minute.
601
00:57:55,420 --> 00:58:02,364
That only helps
if we know who she was taking.
The booking was for Marion Carreaux.
602
00:58:03,404 --> 00:58:05,436
Get on to HQ.
603
00:58:06,352 --> 00:58:11,392
We need Fallowfield. Prime suspect,
key witness or both. But find him.
604
00:58:11,408 --> 00:58:15,384
I'm going to discuss art
with Marion.
605
00:58:16,400 --> 00:58:21,428
There's not much to tell. I was
Miss Girling's favourite, I suppose.
606
00:58:21,444 --> 00:58:26,432
Teacher's pet? Nothing unnatural.
She thought I was talented. Ah.
607
00:58:29,348 --> 00:58:33,436
And now you have an international
reputation, so she was right, yeah?
608
00:58:33,444 --> 00:58:37,348
I hope so. A flower that blossomed.
609
00:58:37,360 --> 00:58:40,404
So, tell me about the holiday trip.
610
00:58:40,424 --> 00:58:48,376
She commissioned the sculpture. It
cost a great deal of money. Then she
suggested I go on holiday with her.
611
00:58:48,392 --> 00:58:54,436
My mother had died
and I was dreading Christmas,
so I thought, "Why not?"
612
00:58:55,348 --> 00:58:56,440
But you didn't go.
613
00:58:58,428 --> 00:59:01,356
Why not?
614
00:59:09,404 --> 00:59:12,352
Disney put a stop to it.
615
00:59:12,372 --> 00:59:19,400
She came to my room, all indignant,
said it was very improper. She would
make sure Miss Girling lost her job.
616
00:59:19,416 --> 00:59:24,372
With apposite quotes from
the King James Bible, no doubt.
617
00:59:24,388 --> 00:59:30,348
I truly can't remember. I remember
I was very frightened. I was only 20.
618
00:59:30,364 --> 00:59:33,400
So you told Miss Girling
you weren't going?
619
00:59:33,420 --> 00:59:40,444
I was afraid. I phoned her.
Invented a story about my father
needing me at home for Christmas.
620
00:59:41,360 --> 00:59:46,356
She was very matter-of-fact,
almost as if she'd expected it.
621
00:59:46,372 --> 00:59:53,364
Said she'd ring the agents, cancel
the booking and so on. Wished me
a Merry Christmas and that was that.
622
00:59:53,376 --> 00:59:57,428
When was this?
On the Monday morning.
623
00:59:57,440 --> 01:00:01,420
And then you went home?
No.
624
01:00:01,436 --> 01:00:06,408
She said no. And now,
it's 5 o'clock in the afternoon.
625
01:00:06,428 --> 01:00:13,360
All the meetings and interviews
are over and Carreaux wants
to fix the fences.
626
01:00:13,376 --> 01:00:17,420
She comes here to see Girling,
say sorry.
627
01:00:17,436 --> 01:00:22,388
The secretary's gone.
The study's empty.
628
01:00:24,412 --> 01:00:28,352
So she knocks
on Girling's front door.
629
01:00:28,368 --> 01:00:32,444
Was that where Girling lived? Up
the stairs. There's a suite of rooms.
630
01:00:33,360 --> 01:00:38,376
We could get the key. No, leave it.
We'd probably find six more bodies.
631
01:00:38,388 --> 01:00:41,384
No, we won't. I've checked.
632
01:00:41,400 --> 01:00:45,444
So, Carreaux knocks at the door.
She knocks at the door.
633
01:00:46,360 --> 01:00:50,388
She hears voices, loud, very angry.
A man and a woman.
634
01:00:50,396 --> 01:00:53,368
Disney? Fallowfield?
635
01:00:53,384 --> 01:01:00,416
She doesn't recognise them.
She does the sensible thing. Clears
off and comes back later. Right?
636
01:01:02,408 --> 01:01:05,356
An hour later, 6 o'clock.
637
01:01:05,372 --> 01:01:10,420
She's walking back
and she sees Girling's car leaving.
638
01:01:10,432 --> 01:01:13,416
Here endeth her story.
639
01:01:13,432 --> 01:01:17,432
Scotby also saw the car
leave at 6 o'clock.
640
01:01:17,444 --> 01:01:21,380
LOUD MUSIC
What the hell's that?
641
01:01:21,396 --> 01:01:24,440
Saturday night disco.
'60s revival night.
642
01:01:25,356 --> 01:01:30,396
Why would they want to revive them?
It was bad enough first time round.
643
01:01:33,428 --> 01:01:38,420
Has she promised you
the last waltz? Well...
644
01:01:42,368 --> 01:01:47,436
Have we found Fallowfield?
He took his car in for repair
but hasn't collected it.
645
01:01:48,348 --> 01:01:51,436
It might not be him.
Not a double-murderer?
646
01:01:52,352 --> 01:01:55,416
When Marion joined the staff...
Marion?
647
01:01:56,428 --> 01:02:02,368
Even I'm allowed to like people!
All right. When Marion...joined.
648
01:02:02,380 --> 01:02:07,348
The old bats didn't reckon
her much, especially Disney.
649
01:02:07,364 --> 01:02:12,392
Fallowfield befriended her, stood
between her and the flying shit.
650
01:02:12,412 --> 01:02:19,444
OK. So why is someone trying to
make him look bad? By planting the
girl's clothes. Bit obvious though.
651
01:02:20,348 --> 01:02:23,440
Leaving the suitcase...
Unless they were interrupted.
652
01:02:24,360 --> 01:02:31,416
What? By those intellectual vandals
who didn't break anything of value?
They're not normal, these people.
653
01:02:34,364 --> 01:02:38,404
MUSIC: "Whiter Shade of Pale"
by Procol Harum
654
01:03:02,408 --> 01:03:06,384
INAUDIBLE
655
01:03:15,356 --> 01:03:18,412
Ellie? Mmm.
656
01:03:18,424 --> 01:03:21,408
Has anyone seen Fallowfield today?
657
01:03:21,420 --> 01:03:24,412
SHE PUNCHES HIM
658
01:03:40,412 --> 01:03:43,384
What was the question?
659
01:03:45,368 --> 01:03:49,376
I've forgotten. I have a question.
660
01:03:49,392 --> 01:03:53,384
The answer's yes.
Just give me ten minutes.
661
01:03:53,400 --> 01:03:58,424
Did you enjoy the novel? It's
brilliant. You haven't even read it.
662
01:03:58,436 --> 01:04:02,392
But everything you do is brilliant.
663
01:04:02,404 --> 01:04:07,364
You'll never guess what your boss
said to me today. What?!
664
01:04:10,388 --> 01:04:12,436
Come on!
665
01:04:15,384 --> 01:04:18,440
I can't believe we're doing this!
666
01:04:19,352 --> 01:04:21,432
LAUGHING AND GIGGLING
667
01:04:42,432 --> 01:04:47,388
LOUD MUSIC: "Shout"
by Lulu and the Luvvers
668
01:04:55,356 --> 01:04:57,404
Yes! May I have a word?
669
01:05:04,372 --> 01:05:11,368
What? Oh. I hope I didn't wake you.
That's the best joke I've heard
since I got here.
670
01:05:11,380 --> 01:05:17,372
Sam wouldn't hurt a fly. He used
to be the most popular guy on campus.
671
01:05:17,392 --> 01:05:23,412
Green politics, women's lib,
men's lib, everbody's lib.
He was the pied piper.
672
01:05:23,424 --> 01:05:28,416
Yeah. And we all know who followed
the pied piper. Children. Rats.
673
01:05:28,424 --> 01:05:31,392
Well, there are a couple of rats.
674
01:05:31,408 --> 01:05:35,424
Hey! Who's the policeman
in this bed? Sorry.
675
01:05:37,360 --> 01:05:40,352
PHONE RINGS
676
01:05:40,360 --> 01:05:42,392
Hello.
677
01:05:42,408 --> 01:05:46,404
Just a moment please.
PASCOE GROANS
678
01:05:46,420 --> 01:05:50,428
DALZIEL ACCENT: I want to speak
to yon bloody Casanova.
679
01:05:50,444 --> 01:05:57,424
Some students have occupied
the office. Landor's office? OUR
bloody office. Homage to the '60s.
680
01:05:57,440 --> 01:06:05,352
What? Occupations were all the rage
then. Anybody paying homage on my
patch will get their arses kicked.
681
01:06:06,432 --> 01:06:11,404
I want men here in ten minutes.
No flashing lights, no sirens. Sir.
682
01:06:11,424 --> 01:06:18,420
Please handle this discreetly.
Subtlety's my middle name. Ask
my sergeant. It's his middle name.
683
01:06:24,416 --> 01:06:27,356
This is Superintendent Dalziel.
684
01:06:27,372 --> 01:06:32,376
The room you are in is no longer
part of the offices of this college.
685
01:06:32,392 --> 01:06:36,364
It is the headquarters
of a murder enquiry.
686
01:06:36,380 --> 01:06:40,352
Interference with papers
or other information
687
01:06:40,368 --> 01:06:46,396
will make you liable
to very serious charges.
The reinforcements are here.
688
01:06:46,416 --> 01:06:53,348
That was quick. Are they
on a bonus? I phoned the police
when I heard the commotion.
689
01:06:53,368 --> 01:07:00,408
Very public spirited. Doors and
windows covered. If they try to get
out, I want them grabbed. Right.
690
01:07:08,408 --> 01:07:11,352
Won't you come in?
691
01:07:11,368 --> 01:07:15,444
Since it's our room,
I won't bother saying thank you.
692
01:07:25,404 --> 01:07:31,420
I'm sorry. We did not realise that
this was no longer Dr Landor's study.
693
01:07:31,436 --> 01:07:37,376
LAUGHTER
Ho hum, Mr President.
694
01:07:44,376 --> 01:07:47,392
Are you enjoying yourself?
695
01:07:47,404 --> 01:07:50,356
Get off the desk.
696
01:07:52,440 --> 01:07:55,428
NOW!
697
01:07:58,364 --> 01:08:03,352
I won't comment on the sentiment
but I will correct the spelling.
698
01:08:08,396 --> 01:08:13,364
D - A - L - Z - I - E - L.
699
01:08:15,436 --> 01:08:22,444
Thus respecting the age-old rule,
I before E except after C and
especially after the Z in my name.
700
01:08:24,380 --> 01:08:29,364
Whoever wrote this...you're
a disgrace to your generation.
701
01:08:31,428 --> 01:08:34,356
Was it you?
702
01:08:34,364 --> 01:08:36,432
I've got nothing to say.
703
01:08:37,348 --> 01:08:41,348
That confirms
what everybody says about you.
704
01:08:41,360 --> 01:08:44,368
This has all been rather stupid.
705
01:08:44,384 --> 01:08:50,356
Please accept my apologies
on behalf of all the students.
706
01:08:50,368 --> 01:08:56,364
We'll clean everything up before
we go. You won't touch anything.
707
01:08:56,376 --> 01:08:59,356
And you're not going anywhere.
708
01:09:00,360 --> 01:09:04,416
Ooh! Is the building surrounded?
709
01:09:04,428 --> 01:09:08,364
He's probably called out the SAS.
710
01:09:09,408 --> 01:09:14,372
I'm holding everyone in this room
on suspicion of illegal entry,
711
01:09:14,380 --> 01:09:18,356
interfering with evidence,
712
01:09:18,368 --> 01:09:21,400
possession of the drug cannabis,
713
01:09:21,416 --> 01:09:24,436
damage to property
by defacing a wall.
714
01:09:25,352 --> 01:09:30,424
And someone's been at
my single malt. Now then...
715
01:09:32,388 --> 01:09:34,432
..who's got the keys?
716
01:09:34,444 --> 01:09:36,444
Keys?
717
01:09:38,384 --> 01:09:42,368
No forcible entry, therefore...
718
01:09:45,376 --> 01:09:47,436
..you must have some keys.
719
01:09:48,348 --> 01:09:50,416
Somebody else has got them.
720
01:09:50,424 --> 01:09:53,392
Just like life, innit, eh?
721
01:09:53,404 --> 01:09:56,444
Well, in that case...
722
01:09:57,356 --> 01:10:01,440
we'll have all your names and then
we'll negotiate an armistice.
723
01:10:07,424 --> 01:10:10,372
Is that necessary?
724
01:10:10,384 --> 01:10:13,388
Oh, yes, Mr President.
725
01:10:14,416 --> 01:10:19,348
Not only necessary...but compulsory.
726
01:10:25,432 --> 01:10:30,348
THEY CHANT DALZIEL'S NAME
727
01:10:33,432 --> 01:10:36,408
Thank you. Thank you.
728
01:10:36,424 --> 01:10:40,400
Turn that light off.
It's unnecessary.
729
01:10:40,412 --> 01:10:44,376
That was a bit OTT, wasn't it?
730
01:10:44,392 --> 01:10:49,372
Oh, don't tell me. "It's the job,
lady, it's what I do."
731
01:10:49,384 --> 01:10:53,380
If you don't like it,
put it in the novel. Ooh!
732
01:10:53,392 --> 01:10:58,356
Who's coming now?
Bloody French foreign legion?
733
01:11:01,428 --> 01:11:07,360
Are all universities like this? No.
Some of them are in towns. Shut up.
734
01:11:24,356 --> 01:11:29,400
What's happened? It's
Dr Fallowfield. I think he's dead.
735
01:11:32,380 --> 01:11:38,348
Did you call the ambulance? Yes.
Name? Sandra Firth.
736
01:11:38,364 --> 01:11:42,424
You all know how to enjoy
a Saturday night(!) It's not funny!
737
01:11:42,436 --> 01:11:48,360
I'm not laughing. Am I laughing,
Sergeant? No, sir, definitely not.
738
01:11:55,432 --> 01:11:58,392
What were you doing here?
739
01:11:58,412 --> 01:12:05,412
I work here. I was going to look
at my files. Franny said it would be
in the spirit of the '60s.
740
01:12:05,424 --> 01:12:08,416
What did you use for keys?
741
01:12:11,432 --> 01:12:14,364
Keys.
742
01:12:14,380 --> 01:12:19,368
Taking over my office,
wasn't that good enough for you?
743
01:12:19,384 --> 01:12:24,356
I was there but it seemed
to be getting a bit out of hand.
744
01:12:24,368 --> 01:12:27,416
In what way? Well, you know...
745
01:12:27,436 --> 01:12:34,400
I know about people stuffing powder
up their nostrils and taking pills
and smoking exotic cheroots.
746
01:12:34,416 --> 01:12:38,428
Is that what I'm supposed to know?
Yeah.
747
01:12:38,444 --> 01:12:45,348
We'll talk about that later.
Tell me about finding the corpse.
748
01:12:47,396 --> 01:12:51,404
I came in
and it was dark...and it was spooky.
749
01:12:51,420 --> 01:12:58,436
Franny says you should always walk
towards the thing that frightens you.
Franny? Franny Roote.
750
01:12:58,444 --> 01:13:02,416
A president and a prophet.
751
01:13:02,432 --> 01:13:07,416
And there was this light coming
from Dr Fallowfield's study. OK.
752
01:13:07,424 --> 01:13:10,348
Show me.
753
01:13:18,440 --> 01:13:21,356
Superintendent Dalziel.
754
01:13:23,348 --> 01:13:25,404
Dead? Yeah.
755
01:13:25,412 --> 01:13:28,388
How long? An hour, maybe more.
756
01:13:28,400 --> 01:13:30,440
Cause?
757
01:13:36,440 --> 01:13:39,348
Bag that.
758
01:13:42,416 --> 01:13:46,384
Did you find the note? Note?
759
01:13:46,400 --> 01:13:51,416
If he took his own life, it's
custom and practice to leave a note.
760
01:13:51,432 --> 01:13:56,420
I didn't see or touch anything.
Except the phone. Except the phone.
761
01:13:59,404 --> 01:14:03,368
Aye. Come on.
762
01:14:06,364 --> 01:14:12,372
Seal off the place
till forensics arrive?
I'd seal off the whole campus(!)
763
01:14:14,348 --> 01:14:18,408
The question is, do we still
have a case to investigate or not?
764
01:14:18,424 --> 01:14:23,432
Hang it all on Fallowfield?
A murder suspect tops himself.
765
01:14:24,348 --> 01:14:28,428
Tie it up with pink ribbon, we
could sleep in our own beds tonight.
766
01:14:28,444 --> 01:14:32,424
You got different ideas?
Did he top himself?
767
01:14:32,440 --> 01:14:37,444
Mm. An overdose of phenol, probably
self-administered. Sewell possibly
768
01:14:38,360 --> 01:14:44,412
but not Girling.
He was only here for one day.
You fancy one of the golden oldies?
769
01:14:44,432 --> 01:14:51,428
Saltecombe delivered that letter
and he wears a pork pie hat.
That'll make 'em sit up in court(!)
770
01:14:51,440 --> 01:14:55,372
And why didn't he leave a note?
771
01:14:55,384 --> 01:14:58,392
He left these. Found in his wallet.
772
01:14:59,436 --> 01:15:05,352
Well, well. Franny Roote.
"To Sam with love."
773
01:15:05,372 --> 01:15:11,432
But I still fancy a note.
Suicides, nearly all
attention-seeking bastards.
774
01:15:12,348 --> 01:15:15,360
Are we still interested
in big hats?
775
01:15:23,432 --> 01:15:26,400
Good morning, Sergeant. Good morning.
776
01:15:26,416 --> 01:15:31,408
Are you coming to church? I'm afraid
I'm working. On the day of rest?
777
01:15:31,424 --> 01:15:36,416
I respect your feelings but I have
to ask you about your hat. My hat?
778
01:15:36,432 --> 01:15:41,424
What about my hat? Were you wearing
it the night Anita was killed?
779
01:15:41,440 --> 01:15:45,400
These autumn nights
can be very chilly.
780
01:15:47,404 --> 01:15:50,388
You may have five minutes, young man.
781
01:15:54,384 --> 01:15:59,400
Though I am prepared to make a
further statement later. What is it?
782
01:15:59,416 --> 01:16:07,384
Did you chase the students from
the woods? We have a responsibility
to protect our young people.
783
01:16:07,404 --> 01:16:14,432
It isn't a fashionable view but
if I were a slave to fashion I'd
wear a different hat. Is that all?
784
01:16:14,444 --> 01:16:18,372
In your lectures, do you use chalk?
785
01:16:18,388 --> 01:16:23,368
Goodness me, is that now an offence?
Technologically incorrect?
786
01:16:23,384 --> 01:16:30,376
Perhaps you could translate...
Latet anguis in herba.
Latet anguis in herba.
787
01:16:30,388 --> 01:16:35,364
A snake lurks in the grass.
Virgil wrote that 2,000 years ago.
788
01:16:35,380 --> 01:16:38,380
And you wrote it again?
On his wall?
789
01:16:38,400 --> 01:16:44,412
I went to his cottage
yesterday afternoon.
I was going to confront him.
790
01:16:44,424 --> 01:16:50,392
But someone had already been there
and made a dreadful mess.
791
01:16:50,408 --> 01:16:55,388
I made my contribution and left. I'm
not ashamed of anything I've done.
792
01:16:55,400 --> 01:16:58,364
Is Fallowfield the snake?
793
01:16:58,380 --> 01:17:04,348
I'm not prepared to cast
the first stone. The first stone?
794
01:17:04,364 --> 01:17:08,444
Isn't that from the story of the
woman taken in adultery? Quite so.
795
01:17:09,364 --> 01:17:13,376
I must go. I shall be
at your service if required.
796
01:17:13,392 --> 01:17:21,360
These lovely old trees are to be
torn up to make way for a car park.
Why does progress make things worse?
797
01:17:27,436 --> 01:17:32,388
Does the bar open Sunday lunchtime?
I believe so.
798
01:17:32,404 --> 01:17:36,376
Good. I'll get myself a refill.
Hang on.
799
01:17:38,372 --> 01:17:43,436
If I was going to top myself
I might post my note, first-class.
800
01:17:44,352 --> 01:17:47,428
You could put it through
the internal mail here.
801
01:17:47,440 --> 01:17:52,360
You're a bright lad,
whatever people say. There's more.
802
01:17:52,376 --> 01:17:56,416
When Fallowfield came for
his interview, he stayed the weekend.
803
01:17:56,432 --> 01:18:01,444
He was paid expenses for three
overnights. All in the accounts.
804
01:18:02,356 --> 01:18:04,428
No wonder the country's going broke.
805
01:18:05,444 --> 01:18:09,436
MUSIC: "Roll With It"
by Oasis.
806
01:18:10,348 --> 01:18:14,376
Same again and don't forget
the 2p on the bottle.
807
01:18:14,392 --> 01:18:20,360
Are we to expect an early arrest?
I hope so before I get a degree.
808
01:18:20,372 --> 01:18:23,364
Third degree, no doubt.
809
01:18:24,444 --> 01:18:28,388
Ta. Put it on the slate, will you?
810
01:18:28,408 --> 01:18:35,380
Oh, er, if you'll forgive
the expression, I have to scour
your seat of learning,
811
01:18:35,388 --> 01:18:38,376
in search of a suicide note.
812
01:18:42,428 --> 01:18:47,440
Where's the big D? Common room,
going through the pigeonholes.
813
01:18:48,352 --> 01:18:51,384
Will you tell him something? What?
814
01:18:51,404 --> 01:18:57,392
Fallowfield's previous job
was at a public school
where Roote was a pupil.
815
01:18:57,408 --> 01:19:04,348
Roote came here for his interview
on the Friday. As in Friday
before the Monday? Right.
816
01:19:16,416 --> 01:19:21,348
Carreaux. Disney.
817
01:19:21,360 --> 01:19:23,396
Dunbar.
818
01:19:24,404 --> 01:19:26,436
Soper.
819
01:19:28,348 --> 01:19:29,432
Scotby.
820
01:19:33,432 --> 01:19:36,380
Henry Saltecombe.
821
01:20:06,388 --> 01:20:10,412
Go and get him! What?
Mr Sodding President!
822
01:21:20,396 --> 01:21:23,432
I have here a copy of the letter
823
01:21:24,348 --> 01:21:29,408
from the late Sam Fallowfield
addressed to Henry Saltecombe.
824
01:21:29,428 --> 01:21:36,372
Dr Fallowfield, being
a modern and methodical man,
wrote it on his personal computer.
825
01:21:36,384 --> 01:21:39,356
Saving it for posterity.
826
01:21:40,388 --> 01:21:47,412
With Mr Saltecombe's permission,
I have read the letter
and taken due note of its contents.
827
01:21:51,360 --> 01:21:53,404
On the computer...
828
01:21:54,432 --> 01:21:59,396
..we also found
Dr Fallowfield's personal diaries.
829
01:22:01,348 --> 01:22:03,392
All the intimate details
830
01:22:03,408 --> 01:22:08,360
going back several years,
five to be precise.
831
01:22:10,356 --> 01:22:16,420
It's your lucky day, sunbeam.
The autumn double.
Alison Girling and Anita Sewell.
832
01:22:16,436 --> 01:22:22,368
That's rubbish. Sam wouldn't
tell lies. He couldn't tell lies.
833
01:22:22,376 --> 01:22:25,360
What about HER?
834
01:22:26,364 --> 01:22:28,432
MUTTERS IN FRENCH
835
01:22:35,364 --> 01:22:38,356
Well, it's all on the record.
836
01:22:38,368 --> 01:22:42,412
Fallowfield meets Roote,
falls madly in love with him.
837
01:22:42,428 --> 01:22:47,372
Then he finds out the boy is mad,
bad and dangerous to know.
838
01:22:47,388 --> 01:22:53,404
Tries to protect Sewell from him.
So Roote invents that phoney charge.
839
01:22:53,420 --> 01:22:57,424
All Fallowfield had to do
was admit he was gay.
840
01:22:57,436 --> 01:23:02,400
He decided to fight it -
to the death. And Marion?
841
01:23:02,412 --> 01:23:05,424
I'm sure she'll tell you everything.
842
01:23:25,412 --> 01:23:29,348
Your problem is, people love you.
843
01:23:29,360 --> 01:23:33,440
That's a problem? Men and women.
844
01:23:35,372 --> 01:23:39,396
If you say so...sweetie.
845
01:23:42,416 --> 01:23:45,380
I'm nobody's sweetie.
846
01:23:45,400 --> 01:23:52,372
You might say that's my tragedy.
But it's a better tragedy
than Marion's, I reckon.
847
01:23:52,388 --> 01:23:57,372
Is that when you met her? That
weekend you went for the interview?
848
01:23:57,388 --> 01:24:01,400
Certainly I did.
It isn't illegal to meet people.
849
01:24:03,376 --> 01:24:09,376
And you had to make up your mind.
Sam Fallowfield or Marion Carreaux?
850
01:24:11,432 --> 01:24:19,368
We met when he came for his
interview. People tend to fall in
love with him and live to regret it.
851
01:24:19,384 --> 01:24:25,444
We had a bit of a fling
over the weekend. He asked me
to spend Christmas with him.
852
01:24:26,364 --> 01:24:33,432
It seemed like more fun than skiing
in Austria with Miss Girling.
We went to see her, to tell her.
853
01:24:33,440 --> 01:24:36,428
She took it badly?
854
01:24:36,436 --> 01:24:40,364
There was a lot of shouting.
855
01:24:42,408 --> 01:24:48,440
You said, "A man and a woman
shouting." But it was you
doing the shouting, yes?
856
01:24:50,352 --> 01:24:52,356
Yes.
857
01:24:54,380 --> 01:24:56,436
There was a sort of a fight.
858
01:24:57,348 --> 01:25:01,412
Girling slapped her face. Marion
grabbed hold of Girling's hair.
859
01:25:03,428 --> 01:25:06,432
And it came off?
860
01:25:06,444 --> 01:25:10,416
It was a wig, wasn't it?
861
01:25:10,432 --> 01:25:15,388
She fell back,
banged her head on the fireplace.
862
01:25:15,396 --> 01:25:18,392
I've taken legal advice.
863
01:25:18,404 --> 01:25:21,368
It's accidental death.
864
01:25:21,376 --> 01:25:23,440
She attacked me...
865
01:25:24,352 --> 01:25:27,432
and Franny hit her with a poker.
866
01:25:27,444 --> 01:25:30,396
And Dr Fallowfield?
867
01:25:30,412 --> 01:25:36,372
Franny phoned him. Said we had a
problem. He'd do anything for Franny.
868
01:25:36,384 --> 01:25:40,432
He...helped us clear up the mess.
869
01:25:41,408 --> 01:25:43,432
He was a good man.
870
01:25:43,444 --> 01:25:49,360
Marion was brilliant. She cancelled
her flight and her hotel booking,
871
01:25:49,376 --> 01:25:55,444
flew to Austria in Girling's
spare wig and a pair of shades,
and then flew back again.
872
01:25:56,356 --> 01:25:58,392
Who buried the body?
873
01:25:58,408 --> 01:26:02,440
Sam and I did that between us.
It's amazingly hard work.
874
01:26:03,352 --> 01:26:06,376
Then, who organised the bus crash?
875
01:26:06,388 --> 01:26:08,444
That really was an act of God.
876
01:26:09,360 --> 01:26:15,416
Oh...you mean you really believe
there's a superior being?
877
01:26:17,352 --> 01:26:19,412
Superior to you?
878
01:26:22,384 --> 01:26:26,404
Maybe. But if the job falls vacant,
I'll be applying.
879
01:26:28,388 --> 01:26:33,428
He's a control freak. I don't
speak jargon. Try me with English.
880
01:26:33,444 --> 01:26:38,444
He likes to think the world depends
upon him. Staff and students.
881
01:26:39,356 --> 01:26:42,360
Anita Sewell? Was potty about him.
882
01:26:42,376 --> 01:26:49,408
They all were in their time.
Sam Fallowfield, Marion Carreaux,
Anita Sewell, Sandra Firth...
883
01:26:49,420 --> 01:26:52,368
Sure. I talk a lot.
884
01:26:52,380 --> 01:26:55,368
I'm good at it.
885
01:26:55,384 --> 01:27:00,368
I told Anita I'd got the goods on
everybody. I told her about Girling.
886
01:27:00,384 --> 01:27:04,436
Well, what's there to hide?
It's accidental death.
887
01:27:06,348 --> 01:27:10,352
And you were high on drugs
and showing off.
888
01:27:10,368 --> 01:27:14,444
Single malt is an addictive drug
or so I'm told.
889
01:27:15,360 --> 01:27:19,408
Marion doesn't think
it was accidental death.
890
01:27:19,420 --> 01:27:23,384
She sees everything as art.
891
01:27:23,400 --> 01:27:29,432
You realised that if Anita talked,
that would be your career
down the tubes.
892
01:27:30,348 --> 01:27:35,408
What's one life compared with the
work of a true artist? Precisely.
893
01:27:37,360 --> 01:27:39,424
At least it wasn't personal.
894
01:27:39,436 --> 01:27:44,384
It was also personal.
You didn't like Anita Sewell?
895
01:27:44,400 --> 01:27:48,424
She had Franny.
People fall in love with him?
896
01:27:49,440 --> 01:27:54,356
Of course.
And you stayed that way? Yes.
897
01:27:56,360 --> 01:28:00,428
Do you have crimes of passion
in this country? Looks like it, yeah.
898
01:28:03,404 --> 01:28:06,444
So it was all right
to stitch him up?
899
01:28:07,356 --> 01:28:10,360
Make it look like a sex crime?
900
01:28:10,368 --> 01:28:13,364
Trash the cottage? Leave Anita's...
901
01:28:13,380 --> 01:28:18,356
Sam was on a serious guilt trip.
Sam was Jewish mother to the world.
902
01:28:18,368 --> 01:28:21,368
He'd have handled it.
903
01:28:21,380 --> 01:28:24,348
And what about you?
904
01:28:24,364 --> 01:28:28,396
Do you take responsibility
for anything? God, no.
905
01:28:28,412 --> 01:28:34,376
I'm a child of the '80s.
There is no such thing as society.
906
01:28:34,388 --> 01:28:37,372
Next question.
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