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Sub by birdsofprey & tosem - Corrected by sub.Trader.
Poorly resynced by : young_sir
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They say, if you wanna
tell a story right,
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you gotta start
at the beginning.
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Too far? Fine.
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This is me, Harleen Quinzel.
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When I was a kid, my dad
traded me for a six-pack of beer.
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But however many times
he tried to ditch me...
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- Daddy!
- ...I kept coming back.
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Eventually,
he found me a new home.
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The good sisters of St.
Bernadette's taught me a lot.
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But I was never
an establishment kinda gal.
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All things considered, I did good.
I even went to college.
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Got my PhD.
Had my heart broken once or twice.
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Finding love, it's not easy.
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So I threw myself into my work,
became a psychiatrist.
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That's when I met him.
Mr. J. My Joker.
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Oh, I fell hard. Like out
of a plane without a parachute,
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right in your dumb
fucking face kinda hard.
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I lost all sense of who I was.
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I only had eyes for Puddin'.
We all know the saying,
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"Behind every successful man
"there's a badass broad."
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Well, that was me.
I was the brains behind some of
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Mr. J's greatest stunts.
Not that he let anyone know it.
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Puddin'?
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I guess all good things
have to come to an end.
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So...
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...we broke up.
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I handled it real mature.
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But Mr. J was
super broke up about it.
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I got an amazing new place
that was all mine.
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It gave me the space
to really reflect
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on the mistakes of my past.
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I had to find a new identity.
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A new me.
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It wasn't easy. But after a while,
I even opened myself up
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to the possibility
of new love.
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Hi. Hello, nice baby.
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- Here's the thing about new love...
- I take payment-in-kind.
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...you have to feed it.
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Soon enough,
I was back on my feet.
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Ready to move on,
to make new friends.
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She means fucking business!
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- Oh, here we go!
- Whip me!
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She has taken a whip from the
pivot, catapulted to the high side!
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Oh!
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Yeah! Come on!
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It was time for Gotham
to meet the new Harley Quinn,
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so I really
put myself out there.
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Ride that pole
like you ride your man!
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God damn it.
Sit the fuck down.
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- What?
- I said...
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Sit your skinny ass down,
you dumb slut.
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Okay.
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You broke my fucking legs!
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Oh, boo-hoo.
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What?
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It's not a party without
a little drama, am I right?
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Come on! Turn it up!
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Shots on the house.
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Call me dumb.
I have a PhD, motherfucker.
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- Miss Quinn.
- Romy.
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- That was my driver.
- Oh, whoops.
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Well, I'm sure it was his fault.
Consider him fired.
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Consider me grateful. Especially
since I know you don't like me.
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I agitate his already delicate
sense of mental equilibrium.
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That and his obsessive-compulsive
need to be the center of attention.
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Will your paramour
be joining us this evening?
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Not tonight, Romy.
Not tonight.
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Well, enjoy yourself, Miss Quinn.
And do give the Joker my best.
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Okay, fine, so I hadn't
told people about the breakup.
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- But you don't understand.
- Find me a new driver.
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Being Joker's girl
gave me immunity.
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I could do whatever I wanted
to whoever I wanted,
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and no one
ever dared to object.
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And don't let him give you shit, okay?
You have to stick up for yourself.
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Oh, please. I give it a few days
before they're back together.
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Even when I did try and tell
people, they didn't believe me.
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Come on. She told me they're
really broken up this time.
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Sure they are, Shell. That's why she's
still wearing that tacky "J" necklace.
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She is going to be running right back into
his arms the minute he snaps his fingers.
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If not him, the next closest
alpha male with a pulse.
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Some people just aren't
born to stand on their own.
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- Oh, girl, let's drink. Come on.
- All right.
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I knew I needed to find
some way to show the world
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that I'd cut ties with Mr. J
for good.
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Harley!
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Some people have the
Eiffel Tower, or Olive Garden.
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The Joker and I?
Our love bloomed in a highly toxic
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industrial processing plant.
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And luckily for me,
I have all my best ideas drunk.
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I have the best idea!
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The fuck?
Hey! Hey! Come back here!
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This is
where it all began, Puddin'.
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You motherfucker!
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It was the closure I needed.
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A fresh start.
A chance to be my own woman.
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But I wasn't the only dame
in Gotham looking for emancipation.
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This is our story.
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And I'm telling it,
so I'll start where I fucking want.
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- Meet the cop.
- I got 50 says it was turf war.
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- Not him.
- Well, as always, you're wrong, Munroe.
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Her. Renee Montoya.
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Raised on '80s cop shows,
she's always saying cheesy shit like...
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There was only one shooter.
Inside.
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This guy shot out the glass.
Serrano.
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Yo. Hey.
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Have Ballistics check for a bullet
in one of those parked cars.
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Ten years ago, she broke
a career-making case.
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- Did I stutter?
- Go ahead.
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But her partner at the time
took all the credit.
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So while he made captain, she got stuck
at detective level with this idiot.
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- Okay, you think one guy got all four?
- Wait, wait, wait.
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I'm just saying, we got four
dead bodies here, you know.
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- One guy... Bullet holes.
- I'm trying to work.
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I'm sorry.
Go ahead and work. Go ahead.
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The shooter got close
before drawing. Six rounds.
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- Two for each of these three.
- Yo, mind your debt.
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I'm telling you.
That girl, Angelina, she's a princess.
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- Look at this. Is it Halloween?
- Hey. How you doing?
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And it wasn't about them.
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It was all about this guy,
right here.
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Do you know who I am?
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You fucking bitch.
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And this arrow through his throat...
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She wanted him to die slowly.
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- She?
- We got a hair.
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- And he's got a new assassin.
- Who does?
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Roman Beauvais Sionis.
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Jesus Christ.
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This is Montoya.
What the hell was that?
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Shit.
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Wow.
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Detective.
Found this necklace.
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Holy shit.
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Good work, Officer.
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What is it?
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- Harley Quinn and the Joker broke up.
- What?
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This was their spot. She just publicly
updated her relationship status.
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Harley Quinn just called
open season on herself.
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She did not
think this one through.
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Yeah, no shit
I didn't think it through.
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I'm about to learn that a lot of
people in this city want me dead.
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And at the top of that list
is this guy.
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Mr. Keo and his lovely
wife and daughter.
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You kinda forced my hand here.
Gotta say, I'm a little disappointed.
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I gave you a great pitch.
Didn't I?
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And I thought... Shh!
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I thought we could build
something beautiful together.
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I thought we could be family.
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I'm gonna set you free.
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Mmm...
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What about her?
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I think we can let her go.
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I mean, this is a pretty loud
fucking shitshow of a message.
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Baby. Aww.
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Don't cry.
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Thank you.
Thank you.
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You're welcome.
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Is that a snot bubble?
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- Ew. Gross.
- What?
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Oh, I've changed my mind.
Peel it off.
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No. No!
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The wack job with the penchant
for peeling faces is Roman Sionis,
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aka Black Mask.
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The fact that he wants me dead
hasn't yet hit my radar.
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See, I was halfway across town,
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hungover,
and thinking about breakfast.
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Egg, bacon, American cheese.
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Soft, toasted buttered roll.
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Just a dash of hot sauce.
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Not too much, Sal.
I wanna taste the cheese.
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What a way to
start my new life.
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With the perfect egg sandwich.
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Mmm!
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You're a lifesaver, Sal.
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And I'm good for the 75 cents,
okay? I promise.
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That's all the money I got
in the world, and it's so worth it.
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I don't know if it's
the stray Armenian arm hair,
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or the fact that his cheese slices
are always six months out of date,
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but no one makes
an egg sandwich like Sal.
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I mean it, Sal. No one.
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Freeze! Gotham PD.
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Yeah, I don't think so.
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Are you fucking kidding me?
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Yo! Police.
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It had been six short hours
since my little stunt at Ace Chemicals
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announced to the world
that Mr. J and I were dunzo.
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The immunity I'd enjoyed
for so long was gone.
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Cops who never would've dared
come after me before
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were suddenly doing this.
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- Ooh!
- Freeze!
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And what's worse? Every person
I ever wronged now felt free
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to come and
take their pound of flesh.
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Turns out
I wronged a lot of people.
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Come on, boy. Get him!
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Oh...
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Finally.
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- And then...
- We're gonna get through this, okay?
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...tragedy struck.
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It took losing
something I truly love
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for me to see that
the target on my back
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was bigger than I thought.
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Freeze!
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With the walls
closing in around me,
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I made a carefully calculated,
highly strategic move.
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Fine. It was dumb luck.
But still...
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That felt pretty great.
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Sorry for busting in on you like that,
but thanks for the shortcut.
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- See ya. Oh!
- There she is.
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- Harley Quinn.
- Yeah?
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- I've waited a long time for this.
- You have?
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Oh... I haven't had breakfast yet.
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- What did I do to you?
- Are you serious?
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Look at my face.
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Look at my face!
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Oh...
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- That wasn't me.
- But you dared him to do it.
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Yeah, but I dare a lot of people
to do a lot of things, okay?
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- Come on. I'm not even with him anymore.
- I know.
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That means there's
no one here to stop me.
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- Right.
- You're gonna die, Quinn.
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Ooh. A penny.
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They're shooting arrows now?
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Ah, crap. Him, too?
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Parley?
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Fuck, Montoya, you smell
like a dead rat's asshole.
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- Not today, Simpson.
- Hey, it's Detective Montoya.
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Respect your elders.
I mean, your elderly.
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You're only a few years younger than me,
and you're still behind that desk.
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You wanna go there?
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Come on. Empty your pockets.
All of it.
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Cassandra Cain,
back already?
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Thought by now you'd figure
out how not to get caught.
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What? No comeback?
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You all right?
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You smell like shit.
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Yo, Simpson.
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Any clean clothes
in lost and found?
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These are serious accusations,
Miss Montoya.
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The Sionis family name is on half
the museums and schools in Gotham.
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And that makes him
immune to the law, Captain?
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Montoya's day is going
almost as badly as mine.
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Remember the guy
who stole her promotion?
244
00:18:50,813 --> 00:18:53,683
That's him. He had four people
killed alone last night.
245
00:18:53,708 --> 00:18:55,770
If Roman Sionis is such a mastermind,
246
00:18:55,843 --> 00:18:57,882
how'd he get fired from his
own fucking company?
247
00:18:57,938 --> 00:19:00,868
The Janus Corporation
is his father's company, thank you.
248
00:19:00,948 --> 00:19:02,962
And by the way,
they cut him off.
249
00:19:03,042 --> 00:19:05,858
Where does the DA's office
stand on all this?
250
00:19:05,938 --> 00:19:08,910
To make matters worse, the assistant DA?
That's her ex.
251
00:19:08,990 --> 00:19:11,452
The evidence that Sionis is
linked to these murders...
252
00:19:11,844 --> 00:19:13,731
There's a shipment coming in.
253
00:19:13,851 --> 00:19:15,118
- Drugs?
- A diamond.
254
00:19:15,143 --> 00:19:16,523
A diamond? Wow, Montoya.
255
00:19:16,548 --> 00:19:18,165
Should we call the Feds for backup?
256
00:19:18,208 --> 00:19:20,442
Listen,
I had a source at the club.
257
00:19:20,477 --> 00:19:23,806
His driver. He said that Roman
couldn't stop talking about this thing.
258
00:19:23,886 --> 00:19:25,910
And he said that he overheard
something about laser-encoding.
259
00:19:25,990 --> 00:19:29,962
Now, I did some research.
I think it's the Bertinelli diamond.
260
00:19:30,042 --> 00:19:32,899
You remember the Bertinelli
massacre, right?
261
00:19:32,979 --> 00:19:36,753
Quick history lesson. Fifteen years
ago, one of the wealthiest
262
00:19:36,833 --> 00:19:38,941
Mafia families in Gotham
was gunned down.
263
00:19:39,021 --> 00:19:41,847
It was a power grab,
but the real target
264
00:19:41,927 --> 00:19:46,131
was the Bertinellis' super-secret
offshore bank accounts,
265
00:19:46,136 --> 00:19:49,272
the details of which were said
to be encoded in the atomic structure
266
00:19:49,353 --> 00:19:53,774
of a 30-carat diamond.
The rock was lost.
267
00:19:53,854 --> 00:19:56,847
And with it, the only key
to the Bertinelli fortune.
268
00:19:56,927 --> 00:20:01,442
Which is exactly why Roman Sionis
is trying to get his hands on it.
269
00:20:01,875 --> 00:20:04,951
That's what makes him so dangerous.
He's already building an army.
270
00:20:05,031 --> 00:20:07,931
If he gets the diamond, he'll
have all the money and connections
271
00:20:08,011 --> 00:20:12,785
to bribe every single judge and cop
he needs to get a monopoly on the city.
272
00:20:12,865 --> 00:20:17,452
- You said you had someone on the inside?
- Yes. He's...
273
00:20:18,021 --> 00:20:21,764
- He's no longer there, but...
- So basically, you have nothing.
274
00:20:21,844 --> 00:20:23,837
You are trying to go after
275
00:20:23,917 --> 00:20:26,795
one of the most litigious and
wealthiest families in Gotham,
276
00:20:26,875 --> 00:20:28,826
and all you've got is
rumors and a hunch?
277
00:20:29,506 --> 00:20:33,426
Well, you know, the DA's office
is building a case against him, too.
278
00:20:33,506 --> 00:20:36,541
- Isn't that right, Miss Yee?
- If the DA is willing to throw himself
279
00:20:36,621 --> 00:20:40,520
- out in front of this, it's fine with me.
- Captain, no.
280
00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:45,052
Listen, Munroe, find me some tangible
connection to Sionis, all right?
281
00:20:45,444 --> 00:20:47,395
- Yes, sir.
- Wait, wait, wait. Captain.
282
00:20:47,475 --> 00:20:50,489
This is my case, okay? I've been
working on this for six months.
283
00:20:50,569 --> 00:20:54,886
We need something that we
can actually use, Detective.
284
00:20:55,465 --> 00:20:57,465
And, Miss Montoya,
we do have a dress code.
285
00:21:01,210 --> 00:21:03,375
Look, I'm sorry about
that, but I...
286
00:21:03,455 --> 00:21:06,437
That is my job you are fucking with.
What is wrong with you, Renee?
287
00:21:06,517 --> 00:21:09,006
- Me? He gave my case away.
- Oh, poor Renee.
288
00:21:09,051 --> 00:21:11,375
Why don't you pour yourself
a drink? It's almost noon.
289
00:21:11,455 --> 00:21:13,455
Wow.
290
00:21:15,465 --> 00:21:18,375
Jesus. Who the fuck is this?
What?
291
00:21:18,455 --> 00:21:21,385
Why the fuck haven't you been picking
up your phone? We've got a situation.
292
00:21:21,465 --> 00:21:24,364
- What... What situation?
- You didn't hear this from me,
293
00:21:24,444 --> 00:21:26,427
but you gotta find her
before someone else does.
294
00:21:26,507 --> 00:21:28,520
She's got the diamond, and
trust me, Roman will kill her.
295
00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:31,468
- My diamond? Who? Who's got it?
- This kid.
296
00:21:31,548 --> 00:21:34,500
She's a pickpocket.
Her name's Cassandra Cain.
297
00:21:34,580 --> 00:21:36,959
Holy fuck.
298
00:21:47,475 --> 00:21:49,572
- Can I help you?
- Why, yes. Yes, you can.
299
00:21:49,652 --> 00:21:52,823
I'm here to
report a terrible crime.
300
00:21:53,632 --> 00:21:56,042
And what terrible crime is that?
301
00:21:58,496 --> 00:22:00,496
This one.
302
00:22:16,642 --> 00:22:18,844
Hi, boys.
303
00:22:23,496 --> 00:22:25,496
Meeting's over.
304
00:23:23,444 --> 00:23:25,834
Run, piggy, run.
305
00:23:33,527 --> 00:23:35,527
Where can I find
Cassandra Cain?
306
00:23:37,066 --> 00:23:41,395
Hold up, hold up. I'm telling
this all wrong. Let's rewind.
307
00:23:41,475 --> 00:23:44,468
For you to understand why me,
the cop, and that dame on the toilet...
308
00:23:44,548 --> 00:23:45,541
Her name's Cassandra Cain.
309
00:23:45,621 --> 00:23:48,479
...are all looking for
this Cain character.
310
00:23:48,559 --> 00:23:50,980
I gotta take you back
a few days,
311
00:23:51,507 --> 00:23:54,938
to that night I got shitfaced
at the Black Mask Club.
312
00:23:57,314 --> 00:24:02,855
♪ This is a man's world ♪
313
00:24:04,939 --> 00:24:10,021
♪ This is a man's world... ♪
314
00:24:10,075 --> 00:24:14,021
- This is Dinah Lance.
♪ - But it would be nothing ♪
315
00:24:14,081 --> 00:24:19,021
- But she prefers Black Canary.
♪ - Nothing... ♪
316
00:24:19,108 --> 00:24:23,395
- She's got a killer voice.
♪ - Without a woman or a girl... ♪
317
00:24:23,475 --> 00:24:25,531
But there was some other shit
going down that night.
318
00:24:25,611 --> 00:24:27,416
...short notice like this.
319
00:24:27,496 --> 00:24:29,520
I'm not talking
superficial partnerships.
320
00:24:29,600 --> 00:24:34,011
I'm talking you and me
having each other's backs.
321
00:24:34,090 --> 00:24:37,552
The Golden Lions can't just
wander into Gotham National Bank.
322
00:24:37,632 --> 00:24:42,021
I can.
Loans, liquidity, laundering.
323
00:24:42,434 --> 00:24:45,375
Look, if you bring your boys
into the fold,
324
00:24:45,455 --> 00:24:48,468
there are no limits to what
we could achieve together.
325
00:24:48,548 --> 00:24:51,520
I'm building something special.
326
00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:54,416
I appreciate your offer,
Mr. Sionis.
327
00:24:54,496 --> 00:24:57,489
But with all due respect,
328
00:24:57,569 --> 00:24:59,959
the Golden Lions
are a family business.
329
00:25:00,434 --> 00:25:03,468
Fuck family. All due respect,
but fuck that.
330
00:25:03,548 --> 00:25:07,437
Family's a fucking illusion. You know
what my family gave me? Nothing.
331
00:25:07,517 --> 00:25:10,541
I know what everyone says.
"Here comes Roman Sionis.
332
00:25:10,621 --> 00:25:13,042
He was handed life
on a silver spoon."
333
00:25:13,136 --> 00:25:15,375
"Gin and tonics at 5:00."
"I'll have the duck."
334
00:25:15,455 --> 00:25:17,990
Blah, blah, blah.
Fake fucking fucks.
335
00:25:19,527 --> 00:25:22,042
But look at me now.
336
00:25:22,434 --> 00:25:26,489
I've located the Bertinelli diamond.
I'm about to own this city.
337
00:25:26,569 --> 00:25:30,458
Not just the East End.
I am thinking big, baby.
338
00:25:30,538 --> 00:25:35,479
And I want you there with me.
We could make our own family.
339
00:25:35,559 --> 00:25:38,385
Mr. Sionis,
the Golden Lions have operated
340
00:25:38,465 --> 00:25:40,465
in Gotham
for nearly 100 years.
341
00:25:41,599 --> 00:25:44,020
We have no need
of your protection.
342
00:25:44,506 --> 00:25:46,968
He's gonna regret that.
343
00:25:55,485 --> 00:25:57,561
Will you sleep on it?
Will you do that for me?
344
00:25:57,641 --> 00:25:59,488
Run it by
that beautiful wife of yours,
345
00:25:59,568 --> 00:26:02,374
and I'll come see you at
the docks, day after tomorrow.
346
00:26:02,454 --> 00:26:04,454
Okay?
347
00:26:10,464 --> 00:26:14,551
♪ This is a man's world ♪
348
00:26:14,631 --> 00:26:17,353
♪ It would be nothing ♪
349
00:26:17,433 --> 00:26:19,433
♪ Without a woman or a girl... ♪
350
00:26:20,516 --> 00:26:23,394
Who's having a good time?
You are.
351
00:26:23,474 --> 00:26:26,394
♪ - Lost in the wilderness... ♪
- Food is good?
352
00:26:26,474 --> 00:26:29,499
- Do you need any more cocktails?
♪ - Lost in the bitterness... ♪
353
00:26:29,579 --> 00:26:33,968
- Your good health.
♪ - He's lost in the loneliness... ♪
354
00:26:34,631 --> 00:26:37,426
♪ He's lost ♪
355
00:26:37,506 --> 00:26:40,979
♪ This is a man's world ♪
356
00:26:41,454 --> 00:26:44,051
♪ It wouldn't be nothing ♪
357
00:26:53,495 --> 00:26:57,822
♪ Without a woman or a girl ♪
358
00:27:00,074 --> 00:27:02,488
Canary's been singing
at Roman's club for years.
359
00:27:02,568 --> 00:27:05,488
- Come on!
- He calls her his little bird,
360
00:27:05,568 --> 00:27:09,895
and he's got her wrapped
right around his fancy little finger.
361
00:27:14,526 --> 00:27:17,589
- Here you go, Canary.
- Thank you.
362
00:27:18,453 --> 00:27:21,010
How do you spell "mercenary"?
363
00:27:21,589 --> 00:27:23,822
Merceninny...
364
00:27:24,506 --> 00:27:26,506
Merceran?
365
00:27:32,485 --> 00:27:34,540
Singer lady woman!
366
00:27:34,620 --> 00:27:37,478
You're really, really good.
367
00:27:37,558 --> 00:27:39,558
Yeah.
368
00:27:44,578 --> 00:27:47,051
Know what a harlequin is?
369
00:27:49,443 --> 00:27:51,571
Janky-ass clown
with bad eye makeup?
370
00:27:51,651 --> 00:27:53,530
Oof!
371
00:27:53,610 --> 00:27:55,853
Ouch!
372
00:27:58,610 --> 00:28:01,833
A harlequin's role
373
00:28:02,526 --> 00:28:04,874
is to serve.
374
00:28:05,412 --> 00:28:07,384
An audience.
375
00:28:07,464 --> 00:28:09,843
A master.
376
00:28:11,651 --> 00:28:15,822
You know, a harlequin's
nothing without a master.
377
00:28:17,485 --> 00:28:22,051
And no one gives two fucks
who we are beyond that.
378
00:28:30,631 --> 00:28:34,599
Yeah, I don't know who you think
I am, lady, but I'm not her.
379
00:28:36,547 --> 00:28:38,906
Puddin' and I broke up.
380
00:28:45,620 --> 00:28:48,843
I haven't told that to anyone.
381
00:28:49,568 --> 00:28:51,519
Yeah.
382
00:28:51,599 --> 00:28:53,926
For good this time.
383
00:28:55,495 --> 00:28:59,020
And for the first time
in a long time,
384
00:29:00,453 --> 00:29:02,874
I'm all on my lonesome.
385
00:29:07,412 --> 00:29:09,412
It's great.
386
00:29:11,651 --> 00:29:13,968
Welcome to the club.
387
00:29:14,641 --> 00:29:16,519
Thanks.
388
00:29:16,599 --> 00:29:20,530
Hey, don't be lonesome.
How about another drink?
389
00:29:20,610 --> 00:29:22,488
- Yes!
- Yeah?
390
00:29:22,568 --> 00:29:24,373
- Yeah.
- It's on me.
391
00:29:24,453 --> 00:29:26,916
- Sure. Drinks!
- Hey, two shots.
392
00:29:29,547 --> 00:29:31,547
Hey.
393
00:29:40,578 --> 00:29:43,020
We're all good here.
394
00:29:56,412 --> 00:29:58,498
- I don't wanna go home.
- Oh, no? No.
395
00:29:58,578 --> 00:30:00,843
No.
396
00:30:02,443 --> 00:30:04,509
Let me know
if you're gonna get sick.
397
00:30:04,589 --> 00:30:07,446
Your chariot's arrived.
Oh, there you go.
398
00:30:07,526 --> 00:30:10,446
- Are we getting breakfast?
- Hey, buddy, I'm gonna need some help.
399
00:30:10,526 --> 00:30:13,384
This is my friend.
I told you all about...
400
00:30:13,464 --> 00:30:16,968
- Hey, get the door, man. There we go.
- Wait.
401
00:30:17,568 --> 00:30:20,353
- Isn't that Joker's girl?
- Not anymore.
402
00:30:20,433 --> 00:30:23,446
- Got room for one more?
- Hey.
403
00:30:23,526 --> 00:30:25,526
Huh?
404
00:30:27,578 --> 00:30:30,958
I don't need your help.
I got this.
405
00:30:31,506 --> 00:30:33,916
You got this?
You sure about that?
406
00:30:34,443 --> 00:30:36,443
Yeah, no wonder
everyone hates you.
407
00:30:39,474 --> 00:30:41,833
Uh...
408
00:30:51,485 --> 00:30:53,485
You got this!
409
00:30:54,422 --> 00:30:56,885
You motherfucker!
410
00:30:58,495 --> 00:31:00,495
Whoo!
411
00:31:03,464 --> 00:31:06,010
Well, well, well,
well, well, well.
412
00:31:06,547 --> 00:31:09,530
Could that be
our little Miss Lance?
413
00:31:09,610 --> 00:31:12,355
All these years,
I thought she was just a pretty face
414
00:31:12,436 --> 00:31:14,824
and a fine set of lungs.
415
00:31:15,426 --> 00:31:17,346
Ooh.
416
00:31:17,426 --> 00:31:21,889
Mr. Zsasz,
I've had an amazing idea.
417
00:31:29,499 --> 00:31:31,847
That's my little bird.
418
00:31:34,447 --> 00:31:37,920
Don't touch
what you can't afford, mister.
419
00:31:38,364 --> 00:31:40,364
Shut up.
420
00:31:41,353 --> 00:31:43,858
Oh, songbird.
421
00:31:44,426 --> 00:31:46,795
You drive
as good as you fight?
422
00:31:49,333 --> 00:31:52,315
- Who's asking?
- The boss.
423
00:31:52,395 --> 00:31:54,395
You're getting promoted.
424
00:31:56,551 --> 00:31:59,335
- You're his new driver.
- Huh. Thanks,
425
00:31:59,416 --> 00:32:02,346
but I think I'm good
with the singing gig.
426
00:32:02,426 --> 00:32:04,785
You'll be good
at the driving gig.
427
00:32:05,458 --> 00:32:09,461
Be here tomorrow.
9:00 a.m. Sharp.
428
00:32:09,541 --> 00:32:12,357
So, that's how Canary
got herself a job
429
00:32:12,437 --> 00:32:14,920
driving around
Gotham's newest Godfather.
430
00:32:15,489 --> 00:32:18,440
A position, I might add,
that wouldn't have been vacant
431
00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:21,806
without the help of yours truly.
432
00:32:28,510 --> 00:32:30,510
Morning.
433
00:32:40,877 --> 00:32:44,826
- You're the one who wanted the kid!
- I never wanted her!
434
00:32:46,531 --> 00:32:48,826
Let me guess. Parents?
435
00:32:49,395 --> 00:32:52,387
- Foster parents.
- Right.
436
00:32:52,467 --> 00:32:54,418
Sorry, kid.
437
00:32:54,498 --> 00:32:56,929
Sorry about your face.
438
00:32:57,436 --> 00:33:00,262
Shit, you do have something
on your face.
439
00:33:00,342 --> 00:33:03,804
You should've seen
the other guy.
440
00:33:05,540 --> 00:33:07,408
Uh...
441
00:33:07,488 --> 00:33:10,262
I want that kid out
of my fucking house!
442
00:33:10,342 --> 00:33:12,825
You know, kid, not every day
is gonna be like this.
443
00:33:13,436 --> 00:33:15,825
You just gotta hang in there.
444
00:33:21,477 --> 00:33:23,742
Get something to eat.
445
00:33:24,550 --> 00:33:27,815
Stay outta that.
It's not worth it.
446
00:33:36,415 --> 00:33:38,415
Don't talk to me like that.
447
00:33:40,498 --> 00:33:42,272
Canary spends the next week
448
00:33:42,352 --> 00:33:45,888
settling in to her new job
as Roman's personal driver.
449
00:33:54,529 --> 00:33:56,418
Ew. Okay.
450
00:33:56,498 --> 00:33:59,460
What she didn't know is that
driving Mr. Face-peely-pants
451
00:33:59,540 --> 00:34:02,314
was gonna put her
right in the crosshairs
452
00:34:02,394 --> 00:34:04,867
of my favorite little piggy.
453
00:34:05,436 --> 00:34:08,262
- Dinah Lance?
- Who the hell are you?
454
00:34:08,342 --> 00:34:11,804
I'm Renee Montoya,
detective with GCPD.
455
00:34:14,332 --> 00:34:17,857
Your predecessor
and I had an arrangement.
456
00:34:18,311 --> 00:34:19,387
Oh, really?
457
00:34:19,467 --> 00:34:23,825
He told me that there was a
shipment coming in. A diamond.
458
00:34:24,311 --> 00:34:26,311
A very special diamond.
459
00:34:27,415 --> 00:34:30,794
Yeah, not interested, lady.
Thanks for the coffee.
460
00:34:32,415 --> 00:34:34,415
Do you know
who you're working for?
461
00:34:34,540 --> 00:34:38,356
Damn right, I do. He's the man who
gave me a job. Took me off the streets.
462
00:34:38,436 --> 00:34:41,314
Yeah, well, he's also
a very dangerous man.
463
00:34:41,394 --> 00:34:44,272
A criminal. A murderer.
464
00:34:44,352 --> 00:34:47,373
What would your mother think of you
working for a guy like that, huh?
465
00:34:47,488 --> 00:34:51,460
You have the same power she had. Don't
you think she would want you to use it?
466
00:34:51,540 --> 00:34:53,439
The hell do you know
about my mother?
467
00:34:53,519 --> 00:34:56,470
Back in the day,
she used to help the GCPD.
468
00:34:56,550 --> 00:34:58,929
- She was a good woman.
- Yeah.
469
00:34:59,446 --> 00:35:01,449
She was a damn good woman.
470
00:35:01,529 --> 00:35:05,711
The kind of woman who put
everyone else's lives before her own.
471
00:35:06,321 --> 00:35:08,418
And when she was found
dead in the street,
472
00:35:08,498 --> 00:35:11,919
where the fuck were you
and your boys in blue then?
473
00:35:12,540 --> 00:35:16,449
Now you wanna come and knock on
my door and ask me to help you out
474
00:35:16,529 --> 00:35:18,909
and make
the same mistake she did?
475
00:35:20,488 --> 00:35:23,804
Yeah. Good luck with that.
476
00:35:24,529 --> 00:35:28,898
That's fair enough.
And I'm sorry for your loss.
477
00:35:30,352 --> 00:35:32,352
For the record,
478
00:35:32,488 --> 00:35:35,950
that would never happen
on my watch.
479
00:35:38,478 --> 00:35:40,930
The Sprang Bridge
Soldiers capituated.
480
00:35:41,394 --> 00:35:43,909
"Capitulated."
Of course they did.
481
00:35:44,301 --> 00:35:46,732
I told you that Keo scene
would send a message.
482
00:35:47,436 --> 00:35:51,325
It sure did, boss.
It sure fucking did.
483
00:35:51,405 --> 00:35:53,878
Crossbow Killer
484
00:35:54,498 --> 00:35:58,439
struck again last night.
Rossi and four of his guys.
485
00:35:58,519 --> 00:36:01,439
People don't kill people I own
without my permission.
486
00:36:01,519 --> 00:36:03,439
Why doesn't this crossbow guy
know that?
487
00:36:03,519 --> 00:36:05,346
- You know that!
- I know it.
488
00:36:05,426 --> 00:36:08,377
Why doesn't this crossbow guy?
Why don't I own the crossbow guy?
489
00:36:08,457 --> 00:36:10,898
- You should own him.
- I mean, I like crossbows.
490
00:36:11,498 --> 00:36:13,439
Oh, good morning.
Good morning.
491
00:36:13,519 --> 00:36:15,398
- Morning.
- Come in. Come in.
492
00:36:15,478 --> 00:36:18,304
We're just finishing up a
little business. Look around.
493
00:36:18,384 --> 00:36:20,335
- You're late.
- It's fine.
494
00:36:20,415 --> 00:36:22,325
Should she come back another
time, 'cause she's late?
495
00:36:22,405 --> 00:36:24,763
No. Isn't this stunning?
496
00:36:26,311 --> 00:36:28,950
That is a Chokwe mask.
497
00:36:29,467 --> 00:36:32,356
I got it when I was embedded
with the Mbangani tribe
498
00:36:32,436 --> 00:36:34,398
in Congo-Kinshasa.
Have you ever been?
499
00:36:34,478 --> 00:36:37,231
I've never been.
I've heard it's beautiful.
500
00:36:37,311 --> 00:36:42,439
It's dirty. Here, look at this.
Genuine tsantsa or shrunken head.
501
00:36:42,519 --> 00:36:46,252
Shuar of Ecuador. They're
amazing people. Surprisingly gentle.
502
00:36:46,332 --> 00:36:48,273
- I think you might like them.
- Really?
503
00:36:48,353 --> 00:36:52,314
They boil the heads of their enemies
and they make these little fellas.
504
00:36:52,394 --> 00:36:54,283
- Exquisite, aren't they? Look.
- Mmm-hmm.
505
00:36:54,363 --> 00:36:57,356
Look at those little ears.
And his little haircut.
506
00:36:57,436 --> 00:36:59,345
- Yeah, he's 1,000 years old.
- Wow.
507
00:36:59,425 --> 00:37:01,293
And now he's just an ornament
in my living room.
508
00:37:01,373 --> 00:37:03,345
- Ew! I love it.
- Yeah?
509
00:37:03,425 --> 00:37:05,293
These are
ancient acupuncture models.
510
00:37:05,373 --> 00:37:07,470
As you can see, they have
all the acupuncture points.
511
00:37:07,550 --> 00:37:10,950
And we found these
buried in the mountains.
512
00:37:11,342 --> 00:37:14,283
Ace Chemicals
got blown sky high last night.
513
00:37:14,663 --> 00:37:18,073
All right, all right, let's find
the Crossbow Killer. I get it.
514
00:37:18,632 --> 00:37:21,687
- Is he an acupuncture model, too?
- He is not an acupuncture model.
515
00:37:21,767 --> 00:37:24,760
This is a statue of me. It was made
by a very famous Gotham artist...
516
00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:27,157
Harley Quinn did it.
517
00:37:27,767 --> 00:37:30,230
Some kind of "fuck you"
to the Joker.
518
00:37:30,746 --> 00:37:32,746
They split.
519
00:37:32,850 --> 00:37:35,178
What's wrong with you, Victor?
520
00:37:35,736 --> 00:37:38,698
- Talk about burying the lede.
- Yeah.
521
00:37:38,778 --> 00:37:41,250
This is spectacular news!
522
00:37:41,788 --> 00:37:44,230
She doesn't belong to him,
she belongs to me.
523
00:37:44,621 --> 00:37:47,677
Have the boys go find her. Round her up,
bring her back. I want her.
524
00:37:47,757 --> 00:37:49,687
You, I have something
I want you to pick me up.
525
00:37:49,767 --> 00:37:52,230
Something super-duper
important, okay?
526
00:37:52,254 --> 00:37:54,490
- I'll go with you.
- Yeah, go with Victor.
527
00:37:54,571 --> 00:37:56,750
- It's just a pickup.
- No, he's harmless.
528
00:37:56,830 --> 00:37:59,178
Do as you're told. Go.
529
00:38:13,994 --> 00:38:16,998
- All right. We can go.
- I'll take that.
530
00:38:17,078 --> 00:38:20,953
- Mr. S said for me to hold on to it.
- Go get your car.
531
00:38:22,963 --> 00:38:26,050
That rock. That rock's
about to become the key
532
00:38:26,130 --> 00:38:30,394
to whether or not I live to
enjoy my newfound independence.
533
00:38:33,942 --> 00:38:36,883
- Get off me.
- What the hell are you doing here?
534
00:38:36,963 --> 00:38:40,369
You're not the only one who makes
money off of dumb, rich, white people.
535
00:38:40,450 --> 00:38:43,925
Well, you know what? One day you're
gonna pick the wrong pocket, sis.
536
00:38:44,005 --> 00:38:46,436
Okay. Whatever.
537
00:38:49,046 --> 00:38:51,425
Dumb-ass kids.
538
00:38:53,025 --> 00:38:55,353
Excuse me. Sorry.
539
00:39:04,984 --> 00:39:08,446
- I really like your earrings.
- Why, thank you.
540
00:39:09,994 --> 00:39:12,321
There's the thief.
There's the thief.
541
00:39:14,109 --> 00:39:17,998
- Get off of me!
- That little girl took my watch.
542
00:39:18,078 --> 00:39:20,394
I didn't do nothing.
543
00:39:22,942 --> 00:39:25,925
Where the fuck's the diamond?
I just fucking had it.
544
00:39:26,005 --> 00:39:28,005
Cass!
545
00:39:29,140 --> 00:39:30,862
Wait!
546
00:39:30,942 --> 00:39:32,942
Wait, wait!
547
00:39:33,140 --> 00:39:34,904
Halt!
548
00:39:34,984 --> 00:39:36,984
Fuck!
549
00:39:56,109 --> 00:40:01,018
In the storytelling business,
this dummy swallowing that diamond
550
00:40:01,098 --> 00:40:04,086
is called a complication.
551
00:40:05,035 --> 00:40:09,320
A complication I didn't
exactly need right now.
552
00:40:11,920 --> 00:40:13,920
Parley?
553
00:40:16,014 --> 00:40:18,997
- We lost the diamond.
- What?
554
00:40:19,077 --> 00:40:20,965
We're really sorry, Mr. S.
This kid...
555
00:40:21,045 --> 00:40:23,477
We never even
got our hands on it.
556
00:40:24,931 --> 00:40:26,861
Ow!
557
00:40:26,941 --> 00:40:28,913
Help!
558
00:40:28,993 --> 00:40:32,114
Get out! Get out of here!
You, too! Go!
559
00:40:32,195 --> 00:40:35,477
With your fucking sage
stinking my place up. Fuck off!
560
00:40:35,910 --> 00:40:38,069
- Here she is.
- She's a child!
561
00:40:38,149 --> 00:40:40,882
- Mr. Sionis.
- She's... What?
562
00:40:40,962 --> 00:40:42,986
We have Harley Quinn
downstairs, as requested.
563
00:40:43,066 --> 00:40:46,007
Fuck off! Get out.
Fucking out!
564
00:40:46,087 --> 00:40:49,840
Fuck! These are my things.
This diamond is my things.
565
00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:52,944
My things! Fucking fuck!
I don't ask for much, do I?
566
00:40:53,024 --> 00:40:54,861
- No.
- Why is this happening to me?
567
00:40:54,941 --> 00:40:56,941
Why?
568
00:40:57,910 --> 00:41:01,976
I'm gonna get your diamond back.
I promise.
569
00:41:02,056 --> 00:41:07,404
Why don't we go downstairs
and kill that Harley bitch?
570
00:41:08,118 --> 00:41:10,477
Blow off a little steam.
571
00:41:10,993 --> 00:41:13,549
Yeah, I have wanted to do that
for quite some time.
572
00:41:15,139 --> 00:41:18,435
Okay. I'll go get changed.
573
00:41:33,129 --> 00:41:35,414
Shit, Cass.
574
00:41:40,097 --> 00:41:43,518
I don't care what it
takes, I want my diamond back.
575
00:41:43,910 --> 00:41:45,944
We're working on it.
576
00:41:46,024 --> 00:41:49,310
Now, let's go have a little fun.
577
00:41:53,910 --> 00:41:58,069
Harleen Quinzel.
578
00:41:58,149 --> 00:42:00,149
Whoo!
579
00:42:01,024 --> 00:42:03,024
Hiya, Romy.
580
00:42:03,941 --> 00:42:05,996
Do you know why you're here?
Hmm?
581
00:42:06,076 --> 00:42:07,986
When it comes to
me and Roman Sionis,
582
00:42:08,066 --> 00:42:10,476
there are a lot of possible
answers to this question.
583
00:42:10,962 --> 00:42:13,871
Breaking his driver's legs. There's
that time I called it an "expresso."
584
00:42:13,951 --> 00:42:16,414
Having a vagina in the first
place pisses this guy off.
585
00:42:20,129 --> 00:42:22,996
Constantly interrupting him,
like I'm doing right now.
586
00:42:23,076 --> 00:42:25,329
- You're here because...
- Oh, God, stop.
587
00:42:25,427 --> 00:42:29,059
You're gonna do that thing where you open
up a weird-ass case of torture devices
588
00:42:29,139 --> 00:42:33,028
while inexplicably detailing your
master plan and how I don't fit into it.
589
00:42:33,108 --> 00:42:36,038
- I'm building a better...
- Seriously, you don't have to. Really!
590
00:42:36,118 --> 00:42:39,338
You're building a criminal empire because
Daddy kicked you out of Janus Corp.
591
00:42:39,375 --> 00:42:41,007
And you think this is a big
"fuck you," but in actuality
592
00:42:41,087 --> 00:42:42,996
it's a very misguided attempt
to win back his respect.
593
00:42:43,076 --> 00:42:46,871
I get it. You're really not
as complicated as you think.
594
00:42:46,951 --> 00:42:48,892
And you're really not as
clever as you think, because
595
00:42:48,972 --> 00:42:50,944
- now I'm gonna slice your...
- Oh, Jesus Christmas.
596
00:42:51,024 --> 00:42:54,089
Now you're gonna say that you
wanna kill me to set an example.
597
00:42:54,170 --> 00:42:57,459
- Christ, you're boring.
- I wanna kill you...
598
00:42:57,540 --> 00:43:00,435
- Shit.
- because without the Joker around,
599
00:43:01,951 --> 00:43:03,951
I can.
600
00:43:06,097 --> 00:43:10,903
For all your noise and bluster,
you're just a silly little girl
601
00:43:10,983 --> 00:43:13,642
with no one around
to protect her.
602
00:43:17,527 --> 00:43:19,228
- Whoa. Wait.
- What?
603
00:43:19,315 --> 00:43:20,965
- Don't kill me.
- Ha! Right.
604
00:43:21,045 --> 00:43:24,861
No, no, no. Seriously. Romy, Roman.
Come on. There's gotta be something,
605
00:43:24,941 --> 00:43:26,941
something we can figure out.
Hey!
606
00:43:27,056 --> 00:43:29,059
Wait, wait!
You lost something, right?
607
00:43:29,139 --> 00:43:33,004
You lost something.
I heard you say it. A diamond.
608
00:43:37,910 --> 00:43:39,910
Yeah.
609
00:43:40,056 --> 00:43:42,049
I can help you find it.
610
00:43:42,129 --> 00:43:45,518
Seriously. Look in my pocket.
611
00:43:48,910 --> 00:43:50,910
Other pocket.
612
00:43:59,045 --> 00:44:00,965
I'm starting up
my own business.
613
00:44:01,045 --> 00:44:03,045
See what it says?
Second from the bottom.
614
00:44:07,004 --> 00:44:09,424
I know the East End
better than anybody.
615
00:44:10,035 --> 00:44:12,965
You want this diamond back?
I'm your gal.
616
00:44:13,045 --> 00:44:16,840
Mr. J once lost a rare photograph
of a nude Eleanor Roosevelt,
617
00:44:16,920 --> 00:44:18,955
and I found it in a bird's
nest in Robinson Park.
618
00:44:19,035 --> 00:44:21,017
If you let me go,
619
00:44:21,097 --> 00:44:25,017
just for now,
I'll get you that rock back.
620
00:44:25,097 --> 00:44:27,518
What have you got to lose?
If your boys find it first,
621
00:44:27,910 --> 00:44:29,459
swear to God,
you can kill me later.
622
00:44:29,551 --> 00:44:31,955
Pinky swear.
Cross my heart, hope to fart.
623
00:44:32,235 --> 00:44:34,235
You're so tiresome!
624
00:44:35,224 --> 00:44:40,217
If you want my mercy, shut that hole
in the middle of your face and listen.
625
00:44:40,563 --> 00:44:43,583
You're gonna
get me my diamond.
626
00:44:49,204 --> 00:44:54,103
♪ A kiss on the hand ♪
♪ May be quite continental ♪
627
00:44:54,183 --> 00:44:57,739
♪ But diamonds are ♪
♪ a girl's best friend ♪
628
00:44:59,131 --> 00:45:01,259
♪ A kiss may be grand ♪
629
00:45:01,339 --> 00:45:05,718
♪ But it won't pay the rental ♪
♪ On your humble flat ♪
630
00:45:06,110 --> 00:45:08,729
♪ Or help you at the automat ♪
631
00:45:11,193 --> 00:45:13,113
♪ Diamonds ♪
632
00:45:13,193 --> 00:45:14,134
♪ I will be waiting. ♪
633
00:45:14,214 --> 00:45:15,165
♪ Diamonds ♪
634
00:45:15,245 --> 00:45:16,207
♪ Diamonds ♪
635
00:45:16,287 --> 00:45:18,124
♪ The diamond. ♪
636
00:45:18,204 --> 00:45:19,196
♪ Diamonds ♪
637
00:45:19,276 --> 00:45:21,269
♪ Romy, Roman. ♪
638
00:45:21,349 --> 00:45:23,593
♪ I will be waiting. ♪
639
00:45:25,162 --> 00:45:26,217
♪ But diamonds ♪
640
00:45:26,297 --> 00:45:29,583
♪ Diamonds are a girl's best ♪
641
00:45:33,204 --> 00:45:35,604
I'll give you till midnight.
642
00:45:36,266 --> 00:45:39,238
And then I'm gonna peel off
that pretty face
643
00:45:39,318 --> 00:45:41,645
and pickle it.
644
00:45:42,372 --> 00:45:44,372
Okay?
645
00:45:46,456 --> 00:45:49,459
Call me old-fashioned,
but I always thought the guy
646
00:45:49,539 --> 00:45:51,856
was meant to
get the girl a diamond.
647
00:45:56,739 --> 00:45:59,638
I won't let you down, Romy.
I promise.
648
00:45:59,718 --> 00:46:01,659
Let's make it half a mil.
649
00:46:01,739 --> 00:46:04,471
It's more fun
if she's got competition.
650
00:46:04,551 --> 00:46:07,149
Send it to
every mercenary in Gotham.
651
00:46:07,624 --> 00:46:09,586
Oh, hey, you're that singer
no one listens to.
652
00:46:09,666 --> 00:46:12,118
Hey, you're the asshole
no one likes.
653
00:46:29,656 --> 00:46:32,544
Jesus. Who the fuck is this?
What?
654
00:46:32,624 --> 00:46:35,503
We've got a situation.
This kid, she's got the diamond.
655
00:46:35,583 --> 00:46:37,492
Her name's Cassandra Cain.
656
00:46:37,572 --> 00:46:39,572
Holy fuck.
657
00:46:42,141 --> 00:46:43,830
Where can I find
Cassandra Cain?
658
00:46:43,910 --> 00:46:45,910
Okay. Now we're good.
659
00:46:49,445 --> 00:46:51,445
Cell seven.
660
00:46:55,508 --> 00:46:57,949
Thanks, doll. You're a peach.
661
00:47:00,466 --> 00:47:02,466
Hey, I know that guy.
662
00:47:20,728 --> 00:47:23,595
Access denied. Access denied.
663
00:47:23,675 --> 00:47:26,055
Access denied. Access denied.
664
00:47:26,717 --> 00:47:28,533
Access denied.
Access denied. Denied.
665
00:47:28,613 --> 00:47:31,950
Denied. Denied. Denied.
Denied. Denied. Denied.
666
00:47:34,623 --> 00:47:36,961
Hmm. Perfect.
667
00:47:51,675 --> 00:47:54,637
- Hold up, hold up. Remember me?
- She stole my car!
668
00:47:54,717 --> 00:47:56,491
- Harley Quinn.
- Hey, Quinn!
669
00:47:56,571 --> 00:47:58,439
- Let us out, see what happens.
- Don't mind me, guys.
670
00:47:58,519 --> 00:48:00,460
- You killed my chinchilla!
- Here for the kid.
671
00:48:00,540 --> 00:48:02,470
What's up, girl?
You're the reason I'm in here!
672
00:48:02,550 --> 00:48:05,491
- Yeah, sorry about that.
- You're dead!
673
00:48:05,571 --> 00:48:08,543
- I'm gonna kill you, Quinn!
- Hey, kid.
674
00:48:08,623 --> 00:48:10,658
- You're that psycho from the roller derby.
- Yeah, yeah.
675
00:48:10,738 --> 00:48:13,508
- Are you Cassandra Cain?
- Yeah.
676
00:48:25,634 --> 00:48:27,634
I need to know where...
677
00:48:38,509 --> 00:48:41,561
- Hold, please.
- Harley...
678
00:50:01,613 --> 00:50:03,613
Hmm.
679
00:50:06,665 --> 00:50:08,930
I got you, you little shit.
680
00:50:09,675 --> 00:50:11,675
Who are you guys?
681
00:50:12,592 --> 00:50:14,592
Go, go, go.
682
00:50:16,675 --> 00:50:18,675
Keep the kid alive.
683
00:51:16,613 --> 00:51:18,613
Mmm!
684
00:52:19,644 --> 00:52:21,644
A little help.
685
00:52:27,644 --> 00:52:29,644
Mmm...
686
00:52:39,613 --> 00:52:41,961
Does she have to keep running?
687
00:53:10,540 --> 00:53:13,148
Roman,
you trustafarian fuckbag.
688
00:53:15,571 --> 00:53:17,585
- You!
- You!
689
00:53:17,665 --> 00:53:19,961
Step away from the kid.
690
00:53:20,613 --> 00:53:24,429
- Drop it.
- The phone?
691
00:53:24,509 --> 00:53:26,509
Sure.
692
00:53:39,592 --> 00:53:41,592
Mmm.
693
00:54:00,509 --> 00:54:02,429
Whoa.
694
00:54:02,509 --> 00:54:05,982
Oh, good. You're awake.
Toss that for me, will ya?
695
00:54:18,707 --> 00:54:21,491
What the fuck?
696
00:54:21,571 --> 00:54:23,470
Who did I just blow up?
697
00:54:23,550 --> 00:54:25,491
Either someone
who wants me dead,
698
00:54:25,571 --> 00:54:28,939
or someone looking to collect the
half-million dollar reward on your head.
699
00:54:29,508 --> 00:54:32,448
- Half a million dollars?
- Yeah.
700
00:54:32,528 --> 00:54:35,033
Do I look like I'm
worth half a million dollars?
701
00:54:35,518 --> 00:54:37,438
- Not really.
- You've got the wrong kid.
702
00:54:37,518 --> 00:54:40,657
- Now, uncuff me.
- Oh, sure.
703
00:54:40,737 --> 00:54:44,570
- As soon as you give me the diamond.
- What diamond?
704
00:54:50,591 --> 00:54:52,591
Fuck you!
705
00:54:53,591 --> 00:54:55,591
Look at me.
706
00:54:57,643 --> 00:55:01,480
What? I don't know
nothing about no diamond.
707
00:55:01,560 --> 00:55:03,563
The inflection in your voice,
the way you can't hold eye contact,
708
00:55:03,643 --> 00:55:05,459
and the fact that
you're a filthy little thief,
709
00:55:05,539 --> 00:55:09,469
all suggest that you do. Now, you
can give it to me, or I can give you
710
00:55:09,549 --> 00:55:12,667
to the man that diamond belongs to. But
trust me when I say, you're not gonna like
711
00:55:12,747 --> 00:55:14,908
what he's gonna do to ya.
712
00:55:15,508 --> 00:55:18,033
Now, hand it over.
713
00:55:18,570 --> 00:55:21,033
Yeah, not gonna happen.
714
00:55:22,528 --> 00:55:24,626
- Come again?
- I said I can't.
715
00:55:24,706 --> 00:55:27,274
- One more time.
- I can't give it to you.
716
00:55:27,609 --> 00:55:30,116
- Why not?
- Because I ate it, okay?
717
00:55:37,528 --> 00:55:39,528
Yes.
718
00:55:39,612 --> 00:55:42,005
What are we even doing here?
719
00:55:42,023 --> 00:55:44,908
There are two ways that
diamond's coming outta ya.
720
00:55:45,549 --> 00:55:47,549
This way,
721
00:55:47,737 --> 00:55:50,001
or this way.
722
00:55:51,674 --> 00:55:55,518
That's what I thought.
Also, I'm outta groceries.
723
00:55:58,591 --> 00:56:01,918
So, how long you been
a mercenary?
724
00:56:02,518 --> 00:56:04,184
Hey, where did you get...
725
00:56:04,246 --> 00:56:06,447
You're so busy
looking at my right hand,
726
00:56:06,539 --> 00:56:08,428
you haven't even
thought about my left...
727
00:56:08,508 --> 00:56:10,908
Your left hand is
cuffed to mine.
728
00:56:14,664 --> 00:56:17,022
I'll have to learn that one.
729
00:56:17,653 --> 00:56:19,511
Can we get this?
730
00:56:19,591 --> 00:56:21,636
You're not gonna try
to run, are you?
731
00:56:21,716 --> 00:56:24,147
Look, if there's really
a half mil on my head,
732
00:56:24,539 --> 00:56:27,521
I figure I'm better off with the person
who's not gonna cut me open.
733
00:56:27,601 --> 00:56:30,490
Fine. But if you try to run,
I will kill you.
734
00:56:30,570 --> 00:56:33,012
I do not care
that you're a kid.
735
00:56:35,591 --> 00:56:37,591
I saw that.
736
00:56:37,685 --> 00:56:40,584
Seriously though,
how'd you get to be here?
737
00:56:40,664 --> 00:56:44,137
I mean,
shopping at fancy-ass stores,
738
00:56:44,528 --> 00:56:47,646
you're making bank,
you have your own business.
739
00:56:47,726 --> 00:56:52,459
How'd you do it? Come on, tell me.
Woman to woman.
740
00:56:52,539 --> 00:56:56,490
Being a pickpocket's fine and
all, but I got real potential.
741
00:56:56,570 --> 00:56:58,501
I mean, how do I be like you?
742
00:56:58,581 --> 00:57:02,126
Well, except for the crazy
part. But other than that.
743
00:57:02,622 --> 00:57:05,584
Number one, no one is like me.
744
00:57:05,664 --> 00:57:08,636
If you wanted to even come close,
you would have to go to medical school.
745
00:57:08,716 --> 00:57:13,511
Become a psychiatrist, work in an
asylum. Fall in love with your patient,
746
00:57:13,591 --> 00:57:16,573
break said patient out of said asylum.
Begin a life of crime.
747
00:57:16,653 --> 00:57:18,657
Jump into a vat of chemicals
to prove yourself to a madman.
748
00:57:18,737 --> 00:57:20,615
Get arrested by the Batman.
749
00:57:20,695 --> 00:57:22,542
Go back to jail, get out of
jail with a bomb on your neck.
750
00:57:22,622 --> 00:57:24,438
Save the world, go back to
jail, and break out of jail
751
00:57:24,518 --> 00:57:26,573
before breaking up
with the aforementioned madman
752
00:57:26,653 --> 00:57:28,960
and going out on your own.
753
00:57:31,518 --> 00:57:34,667
Number two...
Six bucks for tap water
754
00:57:34,747 --> 00:57:38,633
with a fucking cucumber stick in it?
That's crazy.
755
00:57:39,601 --> 00:57:42,001
I'm not shopping
at this store.
756
00:57:43,612 --> 00:57:47,667
I'm robbing this store.
Consider this your first lesson.
757
00:57:47,747 --> 00:57:50,918
Paying is for dummies.
758
00:57:56,633 --> 00:57:58,428
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
759
00:57:58,508 --> 00:58:00,508
Move it!
760
00:58:05,518 --> 00:58:07,518
Whoops. Ah...
761
00:58:08,747 --> 00:58:12,064
This is Doc's Place.
And this is Doc.
762
00:58:14,622 --> 00:58:16,511
Lotus flower!
763
00:58:16,591 --> 00:58:18,667
- Hiya, Doc. How are ya?
- Good.
764
00:58:18,747 --> 00:58:21,459
He's the Taiwanese grandpa
I never had.
765
00:58:21,539 --> 00:58:24,657
He knows everything and everyone. Nothing
happens around here, let me tell you,
766
00:58:24,737 --> 00:58:29,126
without Doc knowing about it.
And he happens to be the only person
767
00:58:29,653 --> 00:58:31,542
who actually cares about me.
768
00:58:31,622 --> 00:58:33,459
- I do?
- Yes, you do.
769
00:58:33,539 --> 00:58:36,636
She's been ordering #32
with extra chili for many years.
770
00:58:36,716 --> 00:58:40,469
Lesson number two,
you always want extra chili with #32.
771
00:58:40,549 --> 00:58:42,446
So you don't have
to taste his cooking.
772
00:58:42,471 --> 00:58:45,064
Lotus flower, you have to get
upstairs before someone sees.
773
00:58:45,528 --> 00:58:49,928
- Everyone's looking for you. And you.
- We know.
774
00:58:50,008 --> 00:58:53,022
I'm telling you, if you want
boys to respect you,
775
00:58:53,102 --> 00:58:55,470
you have to show them
that you're serious.
776
00:58:55,998 --> 00:58:58,512
Blow something up.
Shoot someone.
777
00:58:59,164 --> 00:59:01,606
Nothing gets a guy's attention
like violence.
778
00:59:01,998 --> 00:59:03,970
Shut that door. Lock it.
779
00:59:04,050 --> 00:59:06,502
Keep your sticky paws
to yourself, okay?
780
00:59:17,039 --> 00:59:20,147
This place... Well, it ain't much,
but it's better than a prison cell.
781
00:59:20,227 --> 00:59:22,543
...is so fucking dope.
782
00:59:24,185 --> 00:59:27,126
Oh, shit. Is that
a hyena in a bathtub?
783
00:59:27,206 --> 00:59:30,564
I named him Bruce after
that hunky Wayne guy.
784
00:59:30,998 --> 00:59:33,105
He's my little dumpling,
aren't you?
785
00:59:33,185 --> 00:59:37,627
Aren't you, my little baby?
Aren't you, Brucey? Yes.
786
00:59:38,018 --> 00:59:40,018
I love you.
787
00:59:41,143 --> 00:59:44,157
I never said that.
I love you both equally.
788
00:59:44,237 --> 00:59:49,408
Who, that? It's Cass.
789
00:59:51,195 --> 00:59:53,195
You're so pretty.
790
00:59:55,008 --> 00:59:57,008
Who's this?
791
00:59:57,091 --> 00:59:59,022
It's a beaver.
792
00:59:59,102 --> 01:00:01,102
Hmm.
793
01:00:03,008 --> 01:00:07,429
Does Brucey want a treat?
Does Brucey want a treat?
794
01:00:09,460 --> 01:00:11,460
What's this?
795
01:00:14,491 --> 01:00:16,870
It's art. Don't touch.
796
01:00:19,502 --> 01:00:21,505
He your ex or something?
797
01:00:21,585 --> 01:00:23,881
You don't know who that is?
798
01:00:24,606 --> 01:00:26,359
The Joker.
799
01:00:26,439 --> 01:00:30,515
The Clown Prince of Crime?
My former partner in madness?
800
01:00:30,595 --> 01:00:33,370
The Harlequin of Hate?
The Jester of Genocide?
801
01:00:33,450 --> 01:00:37,870
- You've never heard of him?
- Well, sounds like a dick.
802
01:00:40,712 --> 01:00:42,712
Huh.
803
01:00:51,933 --> 01:00:53,933
Milk.
804
01:01:03,891 --> 01:01:07,770
I'm not going soft
or nothing, but I gotta admit,
805
01:01:07,850 --> 01:01:10,302
it was kinda nice
having the kid around.
806
01:01:20,902 --> 01:01:23,770
Give me a #32. Mild.
807
01:01:23,850 --> 01:01:26,239
Uh... Yeah, sure.
808
01:01:46,911 --> 01:01:50,217
- Who are you?
- They call me...
809
01:01:51,890 --> 01:01:52,831
H...
810
01:01:52,911 --> 01:01:54,841
My bad.
I should've introduced you.
811
01:01:54,921 --> 01:01:56,921
I'll make it quick.
812
01:02:00,828 --> 01:02:05,821
Meet the daughter of the richest,
most powerful Mafia don in Gotham City.
813
01:02:05,901 --> 01:02:08,415
Helena Bertinelli.
814
01:02:08,807 --> 01:02:11,301
Yep, that Bertinelli.
815
01:02:12,869 --> 01:02:16,436
One day, she comes home to find
her whole family in the living room.
816
01:02:16,828 --> 01:02:18,828
Momma.
817
01:02:19,911 --> 01:02:24,301
Anyone and everyone with
Bertinelli blood is there.
818
01:02:25,942 --> 01:02:28,925
Oh, and that?
That's Stefano Galante.
819
01:02:29,005 --> 01:02:33,301
The guy making the play
for the Bertinelli turf and fortune.
820
01:02:56,880 --> 01:02:59,914
When one of the goons
finds the kid alive,
821
01:02:59,994 --> 01:03:04,779
the big softy sneaks her outta
there and hides her away in Sicily.
822
01:03:04,859 --> 01:03:08,803
Where she is raised by his own
father and brother.
823
01:03:08,884 --> 01:03:11,038
Both assassins.
824
01:03:17,838 --> 01:03:22,228
She spends the next 15 years
thinking only of revenge.
825
01:03:22,859 --> 01:03:24,859
So, she starts training.
826
01:03:26,369 --> 01:03:28,529
When she was ready,
and by "ready" I mean
827
01:03:28,554 --> 01:03:31,066
a badass motherfucking killing machine,
828
01:03:34,697 --> 01:03:35,907
she moves back to Gotham.
829
01:03:35,963 --> 01:03:37,963
Starts working
on that kill list.
830
01:03:46,005 --> 01:03:48,426
She has the murder stuff down,
but the rest?
831
01:03:48,817 --> 01:03:51,946
Do you know who I am?
Do you know who I am?
832
01:03:52,026 --> 01:03:54,026
Still a work in progress.
833
01:03:55,984 --> 01:03:59,727
- Do you know who I am?
- The Crossbow Killer.
834
01:03:59,807 --> 01:04:02,800
- They call me...
- The Crossbow Killer.
835
01:04:02,880 --> 01:04:06,935
- They call me...
- The Crossbow Killer?
836
01:04:07,015 --> 01:04:09,207
They call me...
837
01:04:11,880 --> 01:04:15,769
- Huntress.
- She calls herself Huntress.
838
01:04:15,849 --> 01:04:18,332
Fucking fabulous, if you ask me.
839
01:04:18,838 --> 01:04:21,342
And who are you looking for?
840
01:04:27,807 --> 01:04:30,737
- Great club.
- Quinn got the girl.
841
01:04:30,817 --> 01:04:34,290
- And?
- And they disappeared.
842
01:04:35,890 --> 01:04:38,249
Fuck!
843
01:04:38,974 --> 01:04:40,974
Fuck!
844
01:04:46,974 --> 01:04:49,238
What is she laughing at?
845
01:04:50,838 --> 01:04:52,956
- Is she laughing at me?
- She is.
846
01:04:53,036 --> 01:04:55,404
No, she's not. She's...
847
01:04:55,409 --> 01:04:57,821
What are you laughing at,
Erika?
848
01:04:57,859 --> 01:05:01,935
- You gotta hear this. It's hilarious.
- Get on the table.
849
01:05:02,015 --> 01:05:03,779
- Oh.
- Ooh.
850
01:05:03,859 --> 01:05:06,217
You're being a total kook.
851
01:05:06,953 --> 01:05:09,228
Get on the fucking table.
852
01:05:10,869 --> 01:05:13,446
This is my club. Get up now.
853
01:05:14,005 --> 01:05:16,228
- Okay.
- Now.
854
01:05:18,026 --> 01:05:20,217
Whoa.
855
01:05:21,921 --> 01:05:23,921
Now, dance.
856
01:05:28,994 --> 01:05:31,426
Dance. Dance, Erika!
857
01:05:31,817 --> 01:05:33,817
Okay.
858
01:05:40,838 --> 01:05:43,332
This dress is fucking hideous.
859
01:05:44,890 --> 01:05:46,890
Take it off.
860
01:05:47,901 --> 01:05:49,901
Take your dress off.
861
01:05:51,848 --> 01:05:54,238
Get up there
and fucking cut it off her.
862
01:05:54,880 --> 01:05:56,873
Do it now!
863
01:05:56,953 --> 01:06:00,935
Take her fucking dress off.
Just rip it off her. Hurry up!
864
01:06:01,015 --> 01:06:05,904
- Hurry up! Fucking do it.
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
865
01:06:05,984 --> 01:06:07,984
Do it.
866
01:06:10,848 --> 01:06:13,446
Yeah. Beautiful.
867
01:06:28,942 --> 01:06:31,436
You wouldn't betray me,
would you?
868
01:06:33,911 --> 01:06:35,883
I was just gonna
go look for the girl.
869
01:06:35,963 --> 01:06:38,525
Oh, no, no, no. I want you to
stay here with me.
870
01:06:38,579 --> 01:06:41,228
I want you to stay here
with me close.
871
01:06:41,838 --> 01:06:44,321
You soothe me, little bird.
872
01:06:58,817 --> 01:07:00,925
Oh, good. You got it.
Did you trace the messages?
873
01:07:01,005 --> 01:07:03,789
You stole evidence
from an active crime scene,
874
01:07:03,869 --> 01:07:07,893
and then had it sent to my office.
Renee, what were you thinking?
875
01:07:07,973 --> 01:07:12,852
Roman is the one that put a price
on the kid's head. Okay? I had to.
876
01:07:12,932 --> 01:07:15,852
- I can't get into it right now...
- Renee, you need help.
877
01:07:15,932 --> 01:07:19,820
- What are you talking about?
- She's right.
878
01:07:20,869 --> 01:07:24,311
You are a good cop, Montoya,
but you've lost your way.
879
01:07:24,984 --> 01:07:26,800
What?
880
01:07:26,880 --> 01:07:29,925
I'm sorry. Okay?
You gave me no choice.
881
01:07:30,005 --> 01:07:32,342
- Did you sell me out?
- I'm sorry.
882
01:07:32,890 --> 01:07:34,890
You're suspended.
883
01:07:35,046 --> 01:07:37,446
Your badge and your gun, now.
884
01:07:41,869 --> 01:07:44,914
If you've ever watched
any cop movie ever,
885
01:07:44,994 --> 01:07:47,789
you know that
this is when shit gets real.
886
01:07:47,869 --> 01:07:53,405
What's the point of the badge,
when it means fuck all anyway?
887
01:07:55,817 --> 01:07:57,727
Right, Captain?
888
01:07:57,807 --> 01:08:01,426
No cop ever gets anything done
until after they've been suspended.
889
01:08:03,890 --> 01:08:08,332
Which would've had me worried,
only I had more pressing concerns.
890
01:08:08,838 --> 01:08:12,301
And that is why you should never
partake in paying federal income taxes.
891
01:08:12,890 --> 01:08:14,890
Hey, you'll ruin your nails.
892
01:08:17,890 --> 01:08:20,925
- Thank you.
- Anyway, lesson 37.
893
01:08:21,005 --> 01:08:23,005
Why...
894
01:08:23,953 --> 01:08:28,768
- You said they wouldn't find us.
- Chillax. No one knows we're here.
895
01:08:28,848 --> 01:08:31,426
Harleen Quinzel,
this is Gotham Police.
896
01:08:31,817 --> 01:08:33,737
Okay. So they know.
897
01:08:33,817 --> 01:08:35,817
Let's scram.
898
01:08:36,984 --> 01:08:39,800
- Open the door.
- Holy back door, Beavy.
899
01:08:39,881 --> 01:08:41,873
This is getting outta hand.
Bruce, come here.
900
01:08:41,953 --> 01:08:43,953
I can hear you!
Open the door.
901
01:08:44,869 --> 01:08:46,852
What is that?
902
01:08:46,932 --> 01:08:49,384
See you in hell, Harley!
903
01:08:51,920 --> 01:08:54,206
Get under the table!
904
01:08:55,879 --> 01:08:57,820
Bruce? Bruce!
905
01:08:57,900 --> 01:08:59,900
Come here! No!
906
01:09:09,827 --> 01:09:11,827
Bruce?
907
01:09:12,858 --> 01:09:15,310
Come here, boy. Bruce?
908
01:09:17,910 --> 01:09:19,910
Bruce?
909
01:09:20,827 --> 01:09:22,827
Bruce?
910
01:09:23,827 --> 01:09:25,788
This doesn't make sense.
911
01:09:25,868 --> 01:09:29,903
It doesn't make sense. I don't
understand. No one knew we were here.
912
01:09:29,983 --> 01:09:32,268
No one knew we were here,
except...
913
01:09:32,868 --> 01:09:35,910
Doc. Oh, my God. Doc?
914
01:09:36,941 --> 01:09:39,341
Doc? Where is he?
915
01:09:40,837 --> 01:09:43,998
Doc?
I can't find Bruce.
916
01:09:44,079 --> 01:09:46,327
I can't find him. I...
917
01:09:52,025 --> 01:09:53,892
No.
918
01:09:53,972 --> 01:09:57,945
- I'm sorry, lotus flower.
- You sold me out?
919
01:09:58,025 --> 01:10:01,352
Too many people offering me
too much money.
920
01:10:02,900 --> 01:10:05,404
I have enough now
to open up a new restaurant.
921
01:10:05,993 --> 01:10:09,736
- A really nice one.
- But, Doc,
922
01:10:09,816 --> 01:10:11,757
it's me.
923
01:10:11,837 --> 01:10:13,837
It's just business.
924
01:10:40,837 --> 01:10:44,227
This next bit
ain't very pretty.
925
01:10:44,910 --> 01:10:46,965
- You're right.
- Harley?
926
01:10:47,045 --> 01:10:49,216
He's right.
927
01:10:50,899 --> 01:10:52,899
Business is business.
928
01:10:53,806 --> 01:10:55,806
I've got the kid.
929
01:10:55,910 --> 01:10:58,830
But I'm gonna need to renegotiate
the terms of our deal.
930
01:10:58,910 --> 01:11:02,944
If I hand her over, I want everyone
who's after me to back off.
931
01:11:03,024 --> 01:11:06,767
Quinn,
bring me the rock now
932
01:11:06,847 --> 01:11:08,767
and I guarantee your safety.
933
01:11:08,847 --> 01:11:11,944
I own this town.
You'll have my protection.
934
01:11:12,024 --> 01:11:13,851
Fine.
935
01:11:13,931 --> 01:11:18,362
Meet me at Amusement Mile.
The Booby Trap. In one hour.
936
01:11:27,899 --> 01:11:29,899
Quit judging.
937
01:11:32,024 --> 01:11:34,024
Zsasz!
938
01:11:39,993 --> 01:11:43,882
Come on, kid.
Let's get you somewhere safe.
939
01:11:43,962 --> 01:11:45,962
We got them.
940
01:11:48,983 --> 01:11:50,903
Little bird!
941
01:11:50,983 --> 01:11:54,289
You're gonna be
driving Mr. Zsasz tonight.
942
01:11:54,806 --> 01:11:58,383
Go. Fetch. Amusement Mile.
The Booby Trap.
943
01:11:58,889 --> 01:12:00,889
Do we have to bring them back?
944
01:12:01,014 --> 01:12:04,435
I think you can manage
a couple of little girls.
945
01:12:06,289 --> 01:12:08,289
Just bring me back my diamond.
946
01:12:55,247 --> 01:12:57,247
What is it?
947
01:12:57,362 --> 01:12:59,362
Nothing.
948
01:13:11,404 --> 01:13:14,282
- Pull over.
- What?
949
01:13:14,362 --> 01:13:17,658
Pull the fucking car over now.
950
01:13:19,362 --> 01:13:21,720
I gotta take a leak.
951
01:13:24,383 --> 01:13:27,282
She betrayed you, boss.
She betrayed you.
952
01:13:27,362 --> 01:13:31,824
- Are you sure?
- Your little bird's a fucking rat.
953
01:13:39,299 --> 01:13:41,637
You want me to kill her?
954
01:13:45,072 --> 01:13:47,720
No. No. No.
955
01:13:48,216 --> 01:13:50,216
I'll come to you.
956
01:14:25,341 --> 01:14:27,824
I thought we were friends.
And you...
957
01:14:28,279 --> 01:14:31,313
You saw what it's like for me out there.
I didn't have a choice.
958
01:14:31,393 --> 01:14:34,772
And if you go before he gets here,
everything will be fine.
959
01:14:36,372 --> 01:14:38,230
Harley.
960
01:14:38,310 --> 01:14:40,814
I'm sorry, kid. I am.
961
01:14:51,237 --> 01:14:53,237
That was fast.
962
01:14:55,372 --> 01:14:57,209
She's in...
963
01:14:57,289 --> 01:15:01,689
- Where's Cassandra Cain?
- You? Again?
964
01:15:10,372 --> 01:15:13,230
- Are you drunk?
- Come on.
965
01:15:13,310 --> 01:15:15,310
Okay.
966
01:15:36,424 --> 01:15:38,627
Right in the tit.
967
01:15:44,268 --> 01:15:46,647
Where's Cassandra Cain?
968
01:15:47,299 --> 01:15:49,299
Cass.
969
01:15:55,258 --> 01:15:57,772
You killed my sandwich!
970
01:16:05,205 --> 01:16:07,205
Bye-bye, birdie.
971
01:16:07,413 --> 01:16:09,413
Ow!
972
01:16:10,392 --> 01:16:12,250
No fair.
973
01:16:12,330 --> 01:16:16,323
- Was that really necessary?
- You don't know her like I do.
974
01:16:16,403 --> 01:16:18,403
Cass?
975
01:16:22,062 --> 01:16:25,291
Oh, thank God.
I'm gonna get you outta here.
976
01:16:25,371 --> 01:16:29,236
Did she really tape you
to a damn toilet?
977
01:16:30,319 --> 01:16:31,281
Hmm.
978
01:16:31,361 --> 01:16:33,625
This is nice.
979
01:16:34,236 --> 01:16:36,236
You're still conscious.
980
01:16:38,215 --> 01:16:42,709
You can still feel? Look at me.
Are you a good girl, now?
981
01:16:44,246 --> 01:16:48,678
"I'm a good girl.
I'm a good girl."
982
01:16:59,319 --> 01:17:03,177
I got one
for all the little birds
983
01:17:03,257 --> 01:17:06,730
I helped fly away
from this world.
984
01:17:07,205 --> 01:17:09,740
I'm saving
a special spot for you.
985
01:17:11,215 --> 01:17:13,215
Right here.
986
01:17:17,540 --> 01:17:19,554
- You're gonna have to be quiet.
- Hi.
987
01:17:19,634 --> 01:17:21,867
What are you guys doing?
988
01:17:25,519 --> 01:17:28,439
Oh, I know
where the diamond is.
989
01:17:28,519 --> 01:17:31,909
Is that rock still inside you?
990
01:17:34,519 --> 01:17:36,519
Oh, God.
991
01:17:39,625 --> 01:17:41,625
Stop.
992
01:17:42,719 --> 01:17:45,754
- The hell, Zsasz?
- Cut her open.
993
01:17:45,834 --> 01:17:48,733
- Stop fucking around.
- You heard me.
994
01:17:48,813 --> 01:17:51,036
Cut her fucking open.
995
01:17:51,678 --> 01:17:54,234
Okay. No, no. No, no, no.
See, she's just a kid.
996
01:17:54,698 --> 01:17:57,764
- You're a filthy fucking rat.
- I'm a rat?
997
01:17:57,844 --> 01:18:01,764
I knew you couldn't be
trusted. Roman's little bird.
998
01:18:01,844 --> 01:18:04,161
You little fucking bird.
999
01:18:04,740 --> 01:18:07,223
That's why he needs me
to look out for him.
1000
01:18:08,834 --> 01:18:12,213
That's why he needs me
to take care of him.
1001
01:18:13,792 --> 01:18:16,702
You know you're just
being paranoid, Zsasz.
1002
01:18:16,782 --> 01:18:18,545
- Yeah?
- Mmm-hmm.
1003
01:18:18,625 --> 01:18:20,625
Prove it to me.
1004
01:18:20,740 --> 01:18:23,213
Rip open her little tummy.
1005
01:18:23,605 --> 01:18:27,161
- Yeah, that's not gonna happen.
- Now! Rip it open!
1006
01:18:40,709 --> 01:18:43,098
You piece of shit!
1007
01:18:50,792 --> 01:18:52,792
Freeze!
1008
01:18:55,813 --> 01:18:58,036
Don't fucking move.
1009
01:18:59,761 --> 01:19:02,046
Who the fuck are you?
1010
01:19:08,698 --> 01:19:11,556
- Go get the kid.
- All right.
1011
01:19:11,636 --> 01:19:13,598
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- Back the fuck up!
1012
01:19:13,678 --> 01:19:15,681
- Get away from me. All of you.
- Put that shit down.
1013
01:19:15,761 --> 01:19:18,213
Shoot them, kid.
1014
01:19:18,605 --> 01:19:21,754
You, put that stupid-ass
Robin Hood piece of shit down!
1015
01:19:21,834 --> 01:19:24,733
- Cass, it's okay. Just calm...
- Don't move!
1016
01:19:24,813 --> 01:19:26,712
Okay.
1017
01:19:26,792 --> 01:19:28,764
I don't know
what the fuck is going on.
1018
01:19:29,516 --> 01:19:34,646
But I know that this shit stick...
just tried to gut me.
1019
01:19:34,834 --> 01:19:36,834
And you.
1020
01:19:38,678 --> 01:19:40,678
Thought you were different.
1021
01:19:42,792 --> 01:19:45,005
I'm sorry, kid.
1022
01:19:46,771 --> 01:19:50,036
I'm just a terrible person,
I guess.
1023
01:19:56,625 --> 01:19:58,525
Ooh!
1024
01:19:58,605 --> 01:19:59,650
Ooh, I'm back.
1025
01:19:59,730 --> 01:20:02,754
Okay, I feel like I've just walked in on
something I don't give two shits about.
1026
01:20:02,834 --> 01:20:05,587
This guy's dead, so I'm just
gonna get outta your hair. Cool?
1027
01:20:05,667 --> 01:20:08,629
No. Wait. She's lying.
She works for Sionis.
1028
01:20:08,709 --> 01:20:11,088
Excuse me? I work for Sionis?
1029
01:20:12,615 --> 01:20:14,723
I'm not letting you
sell the kid to him.
1030
01:20:14,803 --> 01:20:17,764
I wasn't going to sell the kid.
I was going to trade the kid.
1031
01:20:17,844 --> 01:20:19,723
Yeah. To save
your own stupid skin. Huh?
1032
01:20:19,803 --> 01:20:22,743
I'm not proud of what I did,
but I had half the city after me.
1033
01:20:22,823 --> 01:20:26,670
- Even the fucking Crossbow Killer.
- I'm not the Crossbow Killer!
1034
01:20:26,750 --> 01:20:28,750
Whoa.
1035
01:20:29,730 --> 01:20:32,587
They call me...
Helena Bertinelli.
1036
01:20:32,667 --> 01:20:35,670
For fuck's sake.
As in the Bertinelli massacre?
1037
01:20:35,750 --> 01:20:40,088
Sheesh kebab. That is
childhood trauma, right there.
1038
01:20:45,657 --> 01:20:47,657
I killed Galante.
1039
01:20:51,605 --> 01:20:53,605
I killed his firing squad.
1040
01:20:57,740 --> 01:21:00,203
I killed Victor Zsasz.
1041
01:21:05,803 --> 01:21:08,078
And now I'm done.
1042
01:21:09,625 --> 01:21:11,625
Bravo.
1043
01:21:15,730 --> 01:21:17,598
So if you don't mind,
I'm gonna leave now.
1044
01:21:17,678 --> 01:21:19,678
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
1045
01:21:19,803 --> 01:21:23,629
I hate to be the one to break it to
you, sweetheart, but you are not done.
1046
01:21:23,709 --> 01:21:26,618
Who do you think funded
Galante's little power grab, huh?
1047
01:21:26,698 --> 01:21:28,556
Galante was working with Sionis.
1048
01:21:28,636 --> 01:21:30,681
Roman killed your whole family
looking for that rock.
1049
01:21:30,761 --> 01:21:33,192
You don't think
he's gonna kill this kid?
1050
01:21:33,730 --> 01:21:36,566
That diamond is our
only chance of stopping him.
1051
01:21:36,646 --> 01:21:40,171
You guys.
Hey, I think you should see this.
1052
01:21:42,490 --> 01:21:43,442
Oh.
1053
01:21:43,522 --> 01:21:45,817
It's Sionis.
1054
01:21:57,522 --> 01:21:59,828
We're fucked.
1055
01:22:00,355 --> 01:22:02,355
He bought himself an army.
1056
01:22:10,522 --> 01:22:12,522
They're all here for me.
1057
01:22:13,574 --> 01:22:15,828
Aren't they?
1058
01:22:22,376 --> 01:22:24,294
- No.
- They're not?
1059
01:22:24,357 --> 01:22:26,259
No, they're not.
1060
01:22:26,407 --> 01:22:29,389
Do you know what that means? That means
he's not just after the kid anymore.
1061
01:22:29,469 --> 01:22:33,514
He's after all of us. He's sure as hell
after me. I just robbed him.
1062
01:22:33,594 --> 01:22:36,984
You just betrayed him.
You just killed his BFF.
1063
01:22:37,376 --> 01:22:40,462
And you're dumb enough
to be building a case against him.
1064
01:22:40,542 --> 01:22:44,044
So, unless we all wanna
die very unpleasant deaths
1065
01:22:44,125 --> 01:22:47,407
and let Roman go finger-fishing
in the kid's intestinal tract,
1066
01:22:48,438 --> 01:22:52,337
- we're gonna have to work together.
- With you?
1067
01:22:52,417 --> 01:22:55,275
Yeah.
We're gonna work together,
1068
01:22:55,355 --> 01:22:57,355
and we'll get outta here
in one piece, okay?
1069
01:23:00,984 --> 01:23:03,165
Okay.
1070
01:23:03,807 --> 01:23:06,280
Yeah. Okay.
1071
01:23:08,849 --> 01:23:11,717
- Sure.
- Yes!
1072
01:23:11,797 --> 01:23:15,849
But we are gonna need
some serious hardware.
1073
01:23:18,827 --> 01:23:21,352
Will this do?
1074
01:23:23,049 --> 01:23:26,052
No. Not at all.
1075
01:23:27,806 --> 01:23:30,268
We're dead.
We're fucking dead.
1076
01:23:30,323 --> 01:23:33,851
That slimy jizznozzle! I can't believe
he took it all! - We're fucked.
1077
01:23:33,931 --> 01:23:36,373
- Fuck!
- Uh, there's this.
1078
01:23:42,837 --> 01:23:44,837
Okay.
1079
01:23:55,775 --> 01:24:00,289
Friends, brothers,
men of Gotham.
1080
01:24:00,973 --> 01:24:05,300
I have funded you.
I've protected you.
1081
01:24:05,889 --> 01:24:09,373
I've scratched your backs
and kept you outta jail.
1082
01:24:09,900 --> 01:24:13,154
Well, now it's time
to say thank you.
1083
01:24:13,889 --> 01:24:19,393
Go show those little bitches
you don't mess with Roman Sionis.
1084
01:24:19,889 --> 01:24:23,373
Half a mil to whoever
brings me the girl alive.
1085
01:24:23,764 --> 01:24:26,175
The rest you can kill.
1086
01:24:31,806 --> 01:24:33,806
Dope.
1087
01:24:34,806 --> 01:24:38,362
Oh, no, no, no. Not that one.
Sentimental value. Try this.
1088
01:24:40,796 --> 01:24:43,413
- You're kidding.
- What? Gotta take care of the girls.
1089
01:24:43,463 --> 01:24:45,726
Isn't this fun?
It's just like a sleepover.
1090
01:24:45,806 --> 01:24:47,830
We should order pizza.
Make cosmos.
1091
01:24:47,910 --> 01:24:50,279
- Harley, focus. Yeah.
- Okay.
1092
01:24:50,973 --> 01:24:53,820
Hey, nice. What the hell is up
with this bow and arrow shtick?
1093
01:24:53,900 --> 01:24:57,561
It's not a fucking bow and arrow.
It's a crossbow. I'm not 12.
1094
01:24:57,610 --> 01:25:00,736
- Love this chick. She's got rage issues.
- I don't have rage issues.
1095
01:25:00,816 --> 01:25:03,383
You know,
psychologically speaking,
1096
01:25:03,775 --> 01:25:05,830
vengeance rarely brings
the catharsis we hope for.
1097
01:25:05,910 --> 01:25:06,861
Yeah.
1098
01:25:06,941 --> 01:25:10,248
Are we ready?
Bad guys, just outside.
1099
01:25:13,941 --> 01:25:16,175
Shit. Get down.
1100
01:25:16,973 --> 01:25:19,164
Down here!
1101
01:25:19,983 --> 01:25:21,695
Cass!
1102
01:25:21,775 --> 01:25:23,778
- Follow me!
- Go, go, go, go!
1103
01:25:23,858 --> 01:25:25,858
Go!
1104
01:25:29,796 --> 01:25:31,796
Holy shit!
1105
01:25:51,900 --> 01:25:53,684
What?
1106
01:25:53,764 --> 01:25:55,726
You are so cool.
1107
01:25:55,806 --> 01:25:57,806
Okay. This way.
1108
01:26:05,879 --> 01:26:07,879
Get ready, ladies.
1109
01:26:17,962 --> 01:26:20,841
Don't worry. You're gonna make it.
Okay? Okay.
1110
01:26:20,921 --> 01:26:23,913
What the... Go! Go, go, go!
1111
01:26:23,993 --> 01:26:25,993
Fuck.
1112
01:26:27,848 --> 01:26:29,848
Shit.
1113
01:26:38,837 --> 01:26:40,837
Whoa. Shit!
1114
01:26:59,785 --> 01:27:01,785
Motherfucker.
1115
01:27:13,931 --> 01:27:15,882
Let me go!
1116
01:27:15,962 --> 01:27:18,237
Gotcha.
1117
01:27:18,889 --> 01:27:19,851
This way!
1118
01:27:19,931 --> 01:27:21,778
Come on. Come on. It's okay.
Come on.
1119
01:27:21,858 --> 01:27:23,799
You shouldn't
have to see this.
1120
01:27:23,879 --> 01:27:26,768
Here, hold on to this for me, okay?
That's all you think about.
1121
01:27:26,848 --> 01:27:28,848
Just close your eyes
and hold it tight. Okay?
1122
01:27:29,796 --> 01:27:32,227
Here. Get down. Come on.
You'll be safe.
1123
01:28:13,868 --> 01:28:15,868
Canary!
1124
01:28:16,775 --> 01:28:18,288
Are you okay?
1125
01:28:18,764 --> 01:28:20,764
We gotta go this way!
1126
01:28:21,993 --> 01:28:23,757
Ugh. More?
1127
01:28:23,837 --> 01:28:26,399
When the fuck did she have
time to do a shoe change?
1128
01:28:26,419 --> 01:28:28,079
Come on.
1129
01:28:33,931 --> 01:28:35,931
Thanks.
1130
01:28:48,827 --> 01:28:50,827
Duck!
1131
01:28:53,920 --> 01:28:55,913
- Hair tie?
- Yeah.
1132
01:28:55,993 --> 01:28:58,164
Ah, fuck!
1133
01:29:02,795 --> 01:29:04,795
I got him!
1134
01:29:06,962 --> 01:29:08,962
Get back here, kid!
1135
01:29:11,993 --> 01:29:14,206
Who's got the kid?
1136
01:29:26,754 --> 01:29:28,754
Get down!
1137
01:29:37,879 --> 01:29:41,185
Please, no more.
1138
01:29:45,732 --> 01:29:48,837
- So, forgive me yet?
- Get off me!
1139
01:29:52,827 --> 01:29:54,861
Anyone else hungry?
I know a great taco spot.
1140
01:29:54,941 --> 01:29:56,674
- I'm starving.
- I love tacos.
1141
01:29:56,754 --> 01:29:58,754
Really?
1142
01:30:05,910 --> 01:30:07,768
Down! Get down!
1143
01:30:07,848 --> 01:30:09,715
You're okay.
You're okay.
1144
01:30:09,795 --> 01:30:12,258
Just breathe. Just breathe.
Let me check it.
1145
01:30:14,754 --> 01:30:16,840
- Get off!
- I got you.
1146
01:30:16,920 --> 01:30:18,715
Ooh!
1147
01:30:18,795 --> 01:30:21,362
Aren't you glad you wore that?
Sexy and bulletproof.
1148
01:30:21,754 --> 01:30:23,913
Harley! No! Get off me!
1149
01:30:23,993 --> 01:30:26,902
- Harley!
- They got the kid. Shit!
1150
01:30:27,582 --> 01:30:31,763
We can't let them get her.
I trust you.
1151
01:30:32,426 --> 01:30:34,614
- One bullet?
- Please help me!
1152
01:30:34,647 --> 01:30:37,805
- Has anyone got any bullets?
- Fuck! I'm out.
1153
01:30:38,394 --> 01:30:40,867
I can't get out there.
I just need to get through.
1154
01:30:41,394 --> 01:30:45,283
- We gotta go. We gotta move.
- Guys, they're in the car.
1155
01:30:45,363 --> 01:30:48,794
- They're getting away.
- Get in there! -Get off!
1156
01:30:50,530 --> 01:30:52,502
Shit! I'm out.
1157
01:30:52,582 --> 01:30:54,826
Guys, come on.
They're closing in.
1158
01:30:55,592 --> 01:30:58,930
Canary, you know
what you have to do!
1159
01:30:59,447 --> 01:31:02,763
Cover your ears!
You better get her back.
1160
01:31:22,426 --> 01:31:24,857
Told ya she had
a killer voice.
1161
01:31:45,561 --> 01:31:47,561
Need a ride?
1162
01:32:12,561 --> 01:32:14,561
Get her!
1163
01:32:44,592 --> 01:32:46,930
Oh!
1164
01:32:57,457 --> 01:32:59,460
- Whip me!
- What?
1165
01:32:59,540 --> 01:33:01,540
- Whip me!
- Okay.
1166
01:33:09,353 --> 01:33:12,492
- Kid!
- Harley!
1167
01:33:12,572 --> 01:33:14,572
Shoot her!
1168
01:33:22,467 --> 01:33:25,815
- Harley!
- Hit the brakes!
1169
01:33:45,363 --> 01:33:47,363
No!
1170
01:33:59,530 --> 01:34:01,530
Uh-oh.
1171
01:34:27,561 --> 01:34:29,561
Kid!
1172
01:34:41,384 --> 01:34:43,384
Harley!
1173
01:35:00,446 --> 01:35:03,376
Well, we always did share
a love of the dramatic.
1174
01:35:03,456 --> 01:35:05,456
Didn't we?
1175
01:35:06,561 --> 01:35:08,856
And look at us now.
1176
01:35:09,623 --> 01:35:12,439
But don't you see?
You're trying to kill me.
1177
01:35:12,519 --> 01:35:14,992
I'm the only one
who can protect you!
1178
01:35:17,592 --> 01:35:20,366
You know you can't
stand on your own, Quinn.
1179
01:35:20,446 --> 01:35:22,446
You're not the type!
1180
01:35:22,602 --> 01:35:25,940
But me? You need me!
1181
01:35:40,498 --> 01:35:43,867
Here's the thing, Romy baby.
1182
01:35:45,498 --> 01:35:49,512
Your protection is based on the fact
that people are scared of you.
1183
01:35:49,592 --> 01:35:51,961
Just like
they're scared of Mr. J.
1184
01:35:57,456 --> 01:35:59,961
But I'm the one
they should be scared of.
1185
01:36:00,404 --> 01:36:02,481
Not you, and not Mr. J.
1186
01:36:02,561 --> 01:36:05,940
'Cause
I'm Harley fucking Quinn.
1187
01:36:13,477 --> 01:36:15,477
Shit.
1188
01:36:16,415 --> 01:36:19,481
- That was super embarrassing.
- Hmm. It sure was.
1189
01:36:19,561 --> 01:36:23,836
You think you can beat me?
You're a fucking moron.
1190
01:36:24,602 --> 01:36:26,898
I'm sorry, kid.
1191
01:36:27,436 --> 01:36:30,908
And I'm sorry I tried to sell you.
That was a dick move.
1192
01:36:32,446 --> 01:36:34,446
For what it's worth,
1193
01:36:35,415 --> 01:36:38,888
you made me want to be
a less terrible person.
1194
01:36:39,529 --> 01:36:40,491
Ew.
1195
01:36:40,571 --> 01:36:44,366
If we're apologizing for shit,
I should tell you something.
1196
01:36:44,446 --> 01:36:48,356
- Excuse me!
- I stole something from you.
1197
01:36:48,436 --> 01:36:51,522
- You slippery-fingered little turd.
- I took your ring.
1198
01:36:51,602 --> 01:36:53,794
My ring?
1199
01:36:55,602 --> 01:36:57,602
Dope.
1200
01:37:17,394 --> 01:37:20,219
- Cass! Harley!
- We're okay.
1201
01:37:24,404 --> 01:37:26,404
- You okay?
- Yeah.
1202
01:37:26,508 --> 01:37:28,818
- He's gone?
- Mmm-hmm.
1203
01:37:28,827 --> 01:37:32,825
- Good. Fuck that guy.
- Yeah. Tacos?
1204
01:37:34,266 --> 01:37:36,722
No, but seriously.
You were very impressive with that bow.
1205
01:37:36,802 --> 01:37:39,555
- Very impressive.
- It's a crossbow.
1206
01:37:39,635 --> 01:37:41,721
- I appreciate that. Thank you.
- Morning margaritas!
1207
01:37:41,801 --> 01:37:43,523
Thank you. I got you.
1208
01:37:43,603 --> 01:37:46,575
- You drink, right, kid?
- I don't think so.
1209
01:37:46,655 --> 01:37:48,706
And I love that fucking
name, Huntress.
1210
01:37:48,731 --> 01:37:49,756
- Really?
- Yeah.
1211
01:37:49,812 --> 01:37:52,680
- Oh, great name.
- Wow.
1212
01:37:52,760 --> 01:37:55,575
Um... I really like
how you were able
1213
01:37:55,655 --> 01:37:58,127
to kick so high
in those tight pants.
1214
01:37:58,190 --> 01:38:00,700
- Yeah, that is cool.
- Thanks.
1215
01:38:01,180 --> 01:38:04,403
Thanks for the car.
1216
01:38:05,149 --> 01:38:07,017
You're welcome.
1217
01:38:07,097 --> 01:38:11,445
Kid, if that burrito doesn't
make you shit, I don't know what will.
1218
01:38:13,035 --> 01:38:15,035
Give me a minute.
1219
01:38:15,222 --> 01:38:16,965
Yes!
1220
01:38:17,045 --> 01:38:19,393
Right.
1221
01:38:20,779 --> 01:38:22,942
I've given her prune juice,
laxatives.
1222
01:38:22,948 --> 01:38:25,032
I mean, the kid's got
a stomach made of steel.
1223
01:38:25,083 --> 01:38:27,152
And you know what?
I owe you an apology.
1224
01:38:27,232 --> 01:38:29,111
Me?
1225
01:38:29,888 --> 01:38:32,632
I underestimated you.
And I'm sorry.
1226
01:38:34,459 --> 01:38:36,459
I'm used to it.
1227
01:38:36,542 --> 01:38:39,859
Uh, Harley!
Bring the colander.
1228
01:38:41,479 --> 01:38:44,827
- Ladies.
- Have fun with that.
1229
01:38:45,521 --> 01:38:47,932
So, what now?
1230
01:38:48,469 --> 01:38:51,493
Sionis is gone, but it's just a matter
of time before some other asshole
1231
01:38:51,573 --> 01:38:54,368
- tries to finish what he started.
- Right.
1232
01:38:54,448 --> 01:38:57,786
We gotta clean this city
from the inside out.
1233
01:38:58,407 --> 01:39:01,483
Does she always talk like the cop in
a bad '80s movie, or is that just me?
1234
01:39:01,563 --> 01:39:04,410
- Fuck you. And fuck you.
- What?
1235
01:39:04,490 --> 01:39:08,337
- I mean, we were amazing there.
- Yeah! Hell yeah!
1236
01:39:08,417 --> 01:39:11,379
I agree completely.
So I'll do that, as well.
1237
01:39:11,459 --> 01:39:13,452
- Thank you.
- Right.
1238
01:39:13,532 --> 01:39:15,532
Whoa. Whoa, whoa!
1239
01:39:17,490 --> 01:39:20,552
- She stole my fucking car!
- What?
1240
01:39:23,594 --> 01:39:26,385
- I'm sorry.
- I know what you're thinking.
1241
01:39:26,445 --> 01:39:29,337
You think I'm a dick
after all that.
1242
01:39:29,417 --> 01:39:32,493
But you heard what the cop
said. Sionis is gone.
1243
01:39:32,573 --> 01:39:37,921
And those guys?
They're gonna be just fine.
1244
01:39:38,521 --> 01:39:42,306
Montoya's boss picked up
the gangbangers at the Booby Trap.
1245
01:39:42,386 --> 01:39:45,327
And took all the credit
while he was at it.
1246
01:39:45,407 --> 01:39:47,407
Again.
1247
01:39:52,386 --> 01:39:55,452
It was the kick in the balls she needed
to see that she had nothing to prove
1248
01:39:55,532 --> 01:39:57,827
to those blowhard assholes.
1249
01:39:58,417 --> 01:40:00,817
She quit the same day.
1250
01:40:05,427 --> 01:40:07,410
We got the secret bank codes
off the diamond.
1251
01:40:07,490 --> 01:40:09,963
And Huntress
got her family money back.
1252
01:40:11,407 --> 01:40:14,490
She's using it to fund
a little crime-fighting outfit.
1253
01:40:17,375 --> 01:40:20,786
They call themselves
the Birds of Prey.
1254
01:40:21,427 --> 01:40:24,004
I call them
dorky little do-gooders.
1255
01:40:26,532 --> 01:40:30,514
The rock itself was worth a
chunk of change, so I pawned it.
1256
01:40:30,594 --> 01:40:33,306
And I invested the cash
in a little startup
1257
01:40:33,386 --> 01:40:35,386
making waves in the East End.
1258
01:40:38,542 --> 01:40:40,462
Oh! And I found Bruce.
1259
01:40:40,542 --> 01:40:43,326
He was wandering
around Chinatown.
1260
01:40:43,406 --> 01:40:46,921
I guess it proves the theory that
hyenas really do have nine lives.
1261
01:41:07,459 --> 01:41:10,817
Yeah, yeah.
I made the kid my apprentice.
1262
01:41:11,365 --> 01:41:13,365
Call me a softy.
1263
01:41:14,365 --> 01:41:16,365
I dare ya.
1264
01:41:19,552 --> 01:41:21,552
Mmm!
1265
01:41:21,576 --> 01:41:23,576
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