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I'm gonna miss you so much,
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but we can speak on the computerso you'll see my face.
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But we won't be able
to touch you.
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Hey, look.
You'll still have me.
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-Just you?-Yes. Just-- Your father. Hi.
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[heavy rain falling]
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[thunder rolling]
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♪
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[thunder rolling]
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♪ Silvery teardrops♪
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♪ Trickling down my windshield♪
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♪ Silvery teardrops♪
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♪ Trickling down♪
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♪ My windowpane♪
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♪ Steady rain♪
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♪ Falls all night and day♪
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♪ And the vapors
ride the wind away♪
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♪ I remember when the thunder♪
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♪ Hit the rainbow like a fist♪
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♪ And you kissed me
with your face all duly wet♪
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♪ Once upon a time♪
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♪ I thought
it would be easy to forget♪
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♪ But these misty memories♪
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♪ Of you are
driving me insane, girl♪
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♪ Steady rain♪
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♪ Falls all night♪
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♪ And day♪
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♪ And the vapors
ride the wind away♪
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♪ Shiny tears keep
falling, falling, falling♪
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♪ Falling, falling, falling...♪
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[indistinct chatter over TV]
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[indistinct chatter over TV]
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♪ Silvery teardrops♪
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♪ Trickling down my windshield♪
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[horn honks]
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♪ Silvery teardrops...♪
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[Sam chuckles]
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Whoa!
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[groans, chuckles]
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FRANKIE:
Hi.
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-Dude. Mom.
-Hey.
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I missed you so much.
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Oh, you did?
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-Baby.
-Oh, ew.
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-Mom, don't.
-Oh, sorry.
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-Yes. Yes, sir.
-Okay.
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I missed... Yes.
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I missed... Very good. Hello.
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[grunts]
Who is that?
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-[laughing]: Hi, Mom.
-Who is this?
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-FRANKIE: Hi, Gran.
-Who is this?
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I missed you so much.
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SAM:
I missed you.
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I brought presents.
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-You did?!
-[chuckles]: Yeah.
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SAM:
Cute!
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-Hi, Gran the man.
-[screams]
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-What?
-Slow down.
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-Oh. I'm sorry, Gran.
-Oh, come on.
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-I forgot
about your life jacket.
-[sighs]
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Never mind.
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-Hello, darling.
-FRANKIE: Hi, Gran.
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-I missed you.
-Aw.
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Did you miss me?
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We only ever have today.
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[trunk opens]
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Are you helping your mother
with the luggage?
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-FRANKIE: She's got it.
-She's fine.
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Cool, cool, cool.
I'll just, uh...
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PHYLLIS:
Did you ask her?
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-Nan, she's fine.
-Oh, please.
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-It's not even that heavy.
-All right.
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-All right.
-SAM: I got everything.
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[exhales]
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Ow.
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-[music playing on radio]
-DUKE: Mom.
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Has it been raining like this
the whole time?
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[chuckles]:
Yes.
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-That's so cozy.
-No fair.
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I wish it would rain like this
all year.
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-Same.
-Why is the window open?
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Close your window,
for God's sake.
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Okay.
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How's my dogs? And Dr. Bedloe?
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They're good, bunny.
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They missed you,
but I missed you the mostest.
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-Aw.
-Mom,
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I want to create
a dating profile for you.
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-A what?
-PHYLLIS: Can you
turn down the music,
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please?
I can't hear myself think.
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-[chuckles]: Okay. Jesus.
-[volume decreases]
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-Anything else, milord?
-FRANKIE: Mom.
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-Mom. Mom!
-[gasps]
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-Oh! Turn this up.
-SAM: What?
-No projectiles.
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-Turn it up.
-Mom, I want to make
a dating profile for you
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on, like, Bumble
or Raya or some shit.
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No, thank you.
I'm all set.
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I am a volcel.
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I'm a voluntary celibate.
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It's true, Mom.
You need someone.
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Why? I'm fine.
I'm seriously fine.
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I have my friends
and you guys and Uncle Rich,
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our dogs and Dr. Bedloe
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and-and my work.
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[all spit three times]
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♪ We don't need,
we don't need...♪
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So...
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did you guys have a good time
while you were there?
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I don't know.
Kind of.
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You can have had a good time.
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It's okay by me.
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FRANKIE:
Mom.
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Really sorry to say this,
but my-my dad wanted to know
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if you were gonna
send him something?
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Oh. What?
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Um, he told me to ask you.
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Sorry, what-what is that?
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Is he asking for money?
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You really shouldn't be drivingin this weather.
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-We could get trapped
in a mudslide.
-FRANKIE: Mom,
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I don't think you should
send him any money anymore.
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I mean, his family owns, like,
a ton of businesses.
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Okay, well, what do you think?
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I want to give him money?
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I don't want him coming for me.
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-[sneezes]
-Bless you.
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One for a wish, two for a kiss,three's for a letter...
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-If anyone sneezes.
-If anyone sneezes.
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Ow.
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[grunts]
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Don't pick at it.
Don't pick at it.
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Gran, how long do you have
to wear the Cardiac Buddy for?
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Ugh. Well,
it's a temporary situation,
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but I'm almost finished.
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I just need the okay
from my cardiologist.
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Excuse me all over the place,
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but I really can't bear it
anymore.
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-SAM: Mm.
-I don't remember why I have
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to have it.
I'm in perfect health.
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FRANKIE:
Nan?
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-Nan!
-Oh. I feel very tired.
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FRANKIE:
Mom?
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Mom, is something
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going on with Nan?
Is she having a heart attack
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-or something?
-[grunting]
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Mom?
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Mom.
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[dog barking]
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[dog barking]
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[monitor beeping]
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You'll need to wear
a personal defibrillator
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for a few monthswhile we monitor your situation.
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[horn honks]
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PHYLLIS:
Whoa!
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-SAM: Whoa.
-Bollocking shit-licker!
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Phil. Don't do that.
Christ's sakes.
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-Oh, God.
-Fuck you!
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-[Frankie and Duke laughing]
-Mom!
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[chuckles]:
What are you doing right now?
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Well, it's incredibly rude
and dangerous.
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It's not for you.
It's for the driver
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to have road rage
if she so chooses.
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-Jesus!
-Oh, my God.
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Behave!
Close your window.
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God. Guys,
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don't encourage her.
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-Follow that driver!
-God!
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MOONX357.
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-That's the number plate.
-Shh!
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-[horn honking]
-Hey, hey, hey.
-DUKE: Nan!
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-FRANKIE: Nan!
-I mean... Mom!
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Shh. That's it.
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Okay.
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-Get out.
-Don't be ridiculous.
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-Mom!
-Mom!
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Get... out.
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I have a serious
heart condition.
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I could pop off at any moment.
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Which you'd be very glad about
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when I'm not
in your hair anymore.
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Bro, that's what
the defibrillator is for.
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It'll shock you
and call the hospital.
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Mom!
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It even has a GPS
in case she gets lost.
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You're not allowed
in the car anymore.
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Goodbye now.
If you can't
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behave, you can't stay.
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Go on! Get going.
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You can leave me here
like the squirrels
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and the skunks
and the roadkills.
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Okay. Bye.
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-DUKE: Nan, come back!
-FRANKIE: Nan!
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-Phil!
-DUDE: Nan, oh, my God.
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-FRANKIE: Nan, come on!
-Mom!
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-Come back.
-DUKE: Nan! Come back!
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-FRANKIE: Nan! M...
-SAM: Stop.
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Don't. Turn around.
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-Mom! You can't just do that!
-Mom, you can't do that!
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SAM:
Okay. Phil, that's enough.
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Come back.
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-Wow. Okay.
-FRANKIE: Mom, stop.
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DUKE:
Mom, you can't just do that.
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-SAM: Uh-huh. Yes, I can.
-DUKE: No, you can't. Go back.
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-SAM: Yes, I can.
-DUKE: Go back.
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-FRANKIE: Mom!
-SAM: Uh-uh. Uh-uh.
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Let me enjoy this.
I have had custody
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of your grandmotherthe whole time you've been away.
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Mom, this isn't funny anymore,
and it's raining!
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She could get electrocuted.
Shock, shock, shock, shock.
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[scoffs]
Okay, okay.
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I'm going back.
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[with British accent]:
Getting the old hawk.
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So, did you guys have fun
at your dad's?
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-Mm.
-It was fine.
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All G.
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Cool. Cool, cool, cool.
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Can we get Fruit by the Foot?
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They didn't let us have
any fun food.
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Fruit by the Foot?
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You know it.
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Nan! Nan, Nan,
you have to come back.
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-What? Why?
-Come on, Nan.
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-She doesn't mean it.
-No, she doesn't.
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-She does mean it.
-No, she doesn't.
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She does.
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Thank you, Frankie.
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Thank you. You see?
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Your girls look after me.
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I wasgonna walk home,
actually.
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SAM:
Yeah.
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-Mm-hmm.
-You wouldn't have got me.
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They did.
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♪ I'm in the snake,
I'm in the apple♪
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♪ And from the garden♪
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-♪ There's whispers
and laughter♪
-[grunts]
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♪ Why did we end up stuck
on the outside?♪
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Thank you, guys.
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♪ Where there's so many
evil motherfuckers♪
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[groans]
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♪ But no place to hide♪
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[exhales]
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-♪ Let's not lose our heads♪
-[clears throat]
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♪ Let's not lose our heads♪
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♪ Let's not
lose our heads♪
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♪ Let's not lose our heads♪
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-♪ Let's not lose our heads♪-♪
No matter what happens now♪
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-♪ Let's not lose our heads♪
-[exhales]
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-♪ Let's not lose our heads♪-♪
No matter what happens now♪
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♪ Let's not
lose our heads♪
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♪ Let's not lose our heads♪
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♪ Let's not
lose our heads♪
252
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♪ Let's not lose our heads♪
253
00:12:28,530 --> 00:12:32,099
♪ Let's not
lose our heads♪
254
00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:35,189
♪ Whoo!♪
255
00:12:35,232 --> 00:12:37,060
Sprang Break!
256
00:12:37,104 --> 00:12:38,627
FRANKIE and DUKE:
Sprang Break!
257
00:12:38,670 --> 00:12:40,194
[Sam whoops]
258
00:12:43,066 --> 00:12:45,808
[knocking]
259
00:12:47,331 --> 00:12:49,464
[Sam imitates creaking sound]
260
00:12:54,948 --> 00:12:56,950
[clears throat]
261
00:12:58,516 --> 00:13:01,606
[Sam clears throat twice]
262
00:13:04,087 --> 00:13:06,960
♪ Put the nipple to the bottle, never satisfied
♪
263
00:13:08,657 --> 00:13:11,442
♪ Put the nipple
to the bottle...♪
264
00:13:11,486 --> 00:13:15,098
♪ Now the cow must die♪
265
00:13:15,142 --> 00:13:18,232
♪ Hey! How you gonna get it?♪
[grunts]
266
00:13:18,275 --> 00:13:20,930
♪ If I ain't gonna give it?♪
[grunts]
267
00:13:20,974 --> 00:13:23,715
♪ How you gonna get it? Ooh!♪
268
00:13:23,759 --> 00:13:25,413
-♪ If I ain't gonna give it?♪
-[mumbles]
269
00:13:25,456 --> 00:13:27,937
♪ Mm.♪
Morning.
270
00:13:27,981 --> 00:13:29,896
Coffee? Mm.
271
00:13:29,939 --> 00:13:31,985
I worked until 2:30.
272
00:13:32,028 --> 00:13:33,813
Can you please just...?
[sniffles]
273
00:13:33,856 --> 00:13:35,553
Mom, I love you.
274
00:13:35,597 --> 00:13:39,340
Can you... just go? Please.
275
00:13:39,383 --> 00:13:41,342
[inhales]
276
00:13:41,385 --> 00:13:43,431
[exhales sharply]
277
00:13:43,474 --> 00:13:47,957
There's all kinds of things
that... [sighs heavily]
278
00:13:48,001 --> 00:13:50,873
...people can participate in
during the day,
279
00:13:50,917 --> 00:13:52,309
even if they have jobs at night,
280
00:13:52,353 --> 00:13:56,226
and they-they wake up,
and they go out,
281
00:13:56,270 --> 00:13:58,794
let the sun hit their skin.
282
00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:02,319
You know, even if they work
in restaurants.
283
00:14:02,363 --> 00:14:06,236
And there's all kinds of thingsthey can participate in.
284
00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:08,282
You know, work at night
285
00:14:08,325 --> 00:14:11,981
and actually see the light
of day, maybe.
286
00:14:12,025 --> 00:14:14,505
I don't know.
It's a crazy thought.
287
00:14:14,549 --> 00:14:17,117
♪
288
00:14:45,188 --> 00:14:50,019
♪ Well, I'm dying, I'm working
for the man all my life♪
289
00:14:50,063 --> 00:14:51,978
♪ Well, I'm dying♪
290
00:14:52,021 --> 00:14:54,023
♪ I'm working for the man
all my life♪
291
00:14:54,067 --> 00:14:59,028
♪ Oh, he was, oh, he was, oh, he was a devil...
♪
292
00:14:59,072 --> 00:15:00,812
FRANKIE:
Mom?
293
00:15:00,856 --> 00:15:02,336
Mom! Mom.
294
00:15:02,379 --> 00:15:04,294
-Hmm.
-Chef? Sam?
295
00:15:04,338 --> 00:15:06,209
-Yes. Mm.
-Samwell Tarly?
296
00:15:06,253 --> 00:15:09,038
Your Grace.
Breakfast is ready.
297
00:15:09,082 --> 00:15:10,692
Mom.
298
00:15:10,735 --> 00:15:12,433
-Yes. [clears throat] Mm.
-Okay.
299
00:15:12,476 --> 00:15:16,350
-So...
-Hmm. Yes? What?
300
00:15:16,393 --> 00:15:19,962
I kind of want... a...
301
00:15:20,006 --> 00:15:22,530
I kind of want...
302
00:15:22,573 --> 00:15:25,402
I want a big party
this year for my birthday.
303
00:15:25,446 --> 00:15:28,492
What?! Serious?!
304
00:15:28,536 --> 00:15:29,972
Yeah. I really do.
305
00:15:30,016 --> 00:15:32,105
I-I mean, I...
I want a big party.
306
00:15:32,148 --> 00:15:33,845
I've never had one before.
307
00:15:33,889 --> 00:15:35,325
Who you telling?
I've been wanting
308
00:15:35,369 --> 00:15:37,501
to do something like this
for you forever.
309
00:15:37,545 --> 00:15:40,156
-Okay, well, I want a party.
-Okay.
310
00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:43,551
Okay!
This is the best thing ever!
311
00:15:43,594 --> 00:15:46,119
What do you want? You want aparty bus with a stripper pole?
312
00:15:46,162 --> 00:15:48,121
You want Moonlight Rollerway?
313
00:15:48,164 --> 00:15:50,906
You want a girls party?
314
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:54,214
You're gonna be 15.
You're gonna be 15.
315
00:15:54,257 --> 00:15:56,607
Oh, Jesus.
316
00:15:56,651 --> 00:16:01,134
Oh, God, I hope you take iteasier on me at 15 than Max did.
317
00:16:01,177 --> 00:16:03,397
[whoops]
That was intunse.
318
00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:05,355
I know what I want.
319
00:16:05,399 --> 00:16:07,009
I want a quinceañera.
320
00:16:07,053 --> 00:16:09,577
You want a quinceañera?
321
00:16:09,620 --> 00:16:11,361
You can't.
322
00:16:11,405 --> 00:16:13,189
We can't do that.
323
00:16:13,233 --> 00:16:15,800
We're too white for that.
We're not allowed.
324
00:16:15,844 --> 00:16:17,106
It's against the law.
325
00:16:17,150 --> 00:16:19,108
It's not
cultural appropriation, Mom.
326
00:16:19,152 --> 00:16:20,980
It's-it's appreciation.
327
00:16:21,023 --> 00:16:23,460
I mean, I-I want
to honor the roots of the land
328
00:16:23,504 --> 00:16:25,201
that I literally live on,
329
00:16:25,245 --> 00:16:26,986
which was,
for all intents and purposes--
330
00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:29,292
let's face it-- Mexican land.
331
00:16:29,336 --> 00:16:32,252
I mean, c-come on.
Uh, Los Feliz, uh, Sepulveda,
332
00:16:32,295 --> 00:16:33,644
Pico, Santa Monica.
333
00:16:33,688 --> 00:16:36,212
Are you kidding me?
I-I want to acknowledge
334
00:16:36,256 --> 00:16:38,649
that California is a Latinx
commonwealth of people
335
00:16:38,693 --> 00:16:40,477
who have been marginalized.
336
00:16:43,350 --> 00:16:45,308
You're so culturally...
whatever.
337
00:16:45,352 --> 00:16:48,137
No, I'm not.
338
00:16:48,181 --> 00:16:52,141
Well, geez, you never even had
a Bat Mitzvah.
339
00:16:52,185 --> 00:16:54,361
I know. That's the point,
and now I'm too old for one.
340
00:16:54,404 --> 00:16:57,277
And you're too Jewish
for a quinceañera.
341
00:16:57,320 --> 00:17:00,062
And you're not too old
for a Bat Mitzvah.
342
00:17:00,106 --> 00:17:02,151
You can get Bat Mitzvahed
at any age.
343
00:17:02,195 --> 00:17:04,197
Remember, we wentto Auntie Pascal's Bat Mitzvah.
344
00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:07,243
Yeah, but Mom, I-I want
to be the age of the thing
345
00:17:07,287 --> 00:17:08,418
that we're supposed
to be celebrating
346
00:17:08,462 --> 00:17:09,941
traditionally at the time.
347
00:17:09,985 --> 00:17:11,291
Huh.
348
00:17:11,334 --> 00:17:13,032
Well...
349
00:17:13,075 --> 00:17:14,511
And I want my dad to come.
350
00:17:16,426 --> 00:17:19,342
I mean... you to invite him.
351
00:17:19,386 --> 00:17:22,128
I want... whether he shows up
or not, I-I don't care.
352
00:17:22,171 --> 00:17:24,304
I just, I want...
353
00:17:24,347 --> 00:17:26,045
you to invite him.
354
00:17:27,394 --> 00:17:28,830
Okay.
355
00:17:28,873 --> 00:17:30,832
Okay. Okay.
356
00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:33,400
Okay. Okay, okay.
357
00:17:33,443 --> 00:17:37,273
Listen,
I-I-I-I am happy
358
00:17:37,317 --> 00:17:38,405
to have a party for you.
359
00:17:38,448 --> 00:17:39,667
That would be my pleasure
360
00:17:39,710 --> 00:17:41,103
-to do that for you.
-You have
361
00:17:41,147 --> 00:17:43,845
to invite my dad, Mom.
362
00:17:43,888 --> 00:17:46,065
Oh.
363
00:17:47,936 --> 00:17:50,330
You have to.
It's part of it.
364
00:17:50,373 --> 00:17:53,333
Oh.
365
00:17:53,376 --> 00:17:57,206
"Oh, my God, shoes."
366
00:17:57,250 --> 00:18:00,427
Sorry, not sorry.
367
00:18:00,470 --> 00:18:01,950
Will you?
368
00:18:01,993 --> 00:18:03,952
Mm-hmm. Yes.
369
00:18:03,995 --> 00:18:05,475
Uh-huh. Yup.
370
00:18:05,519 --> 00:18:06,476
Yes, I am.
371
00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:08,087
I will do that.
372
00:18:11,264 --> 00:18:13,744
I love you.
373
00:18:13,788 --> 00:18:15,790
[chuckles softly]
374
00:18:19,185 --> 00:18:22,275
I love you.
375
00:18:22,318 --> 00:18:24,320
[grunts]
376
00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:29,456
[exhales]
377
00:18:31,414 --> 00:18:33,286
[groans]
378
00:18:33,329 --> 00:18:36,158
[strained]:
All right. And...
379
00:18:36,202 --> 00:18:38,726
"Oh, my God, shoes."
380
00:18:38,769 --> 00:18:40,380
♪ Oh, my God, shoes♪
381
00:18:40,423 --> 00:18:42,295
-♪ Shoes♪
-"These shoes rule."
382
00:18:42,338 --> 00:18:44,210
♪ These shoes rule♪
383
00:18:44,253 --> 00:18:46,342
-"These shoes suck."
-♪ These shoes suck♪
384
00:18:46,386 --> 00:18:47,430
♪ These shoes suck!♪
385
00:18:47,474 --> 00:18:48,518
"These shoes suck."
386
00:18:48,562 --> 00:18:49,693
♪ Shoes♪
387
00:18:50,738 --> 00:18:52,566
Oh.
388
00:18:52,609 --> 00:18:53,784
♪ Shoes♪
389
00:18:53,828 --> 00:18:55,438
♪ These shoes suck♪
390
00:18:55,482 --> 00:18:56,483
"These shoes suck."
391
00:18:56,526 --> 00:18:59,268
♪ These shoes suck, shoes♪
392
00:18:59,312 --> 00:19:02,271
-"Oh, my God, shoes."
-♪ Oh, my God, shoes.♪
393
00:19:05,231 --> 00:19:07,798
♪ Dunkin' bagel♪
394
00:19:07,842 --> 00:19:10,975
♪ Dunkin' bagel,
dunkin' bagel♪
395
00:19:11,019 --> 00:19:13,630
♪ Splash in the coffee♪
396
00:19:13,674 --> 00:19:16,416
♪ Dunkin' bagel♪
397
00:19:16,459 --> 00:19:19,593
♪ Dunkin' bagel,
dunkin' bagel♪
398
00:19:19,636 --> 00:19:22,465
♪ Splash in the coffee♪
399
00:19:22,509 --> 00:19:24,424
-♪ Matzo balls♪
-♪ Matzo balls-a-reeney♪
400
00:19:24,467 --> 00:19:26,295
-♪ Gefilte fish♪
♪ A-gefilte fish-o-vootie♪
401
00:19:26,339 --> 00:19:28,471
-♪ Pickled herring♪
♪ A-pickled herring-vootie♪
402
00:19:28,515 --> 00:19:30,560
-♪ Lox-a-rooney♪
-♪ Oh, lox-a-rooney♪
403
00:19:30,604 --> 00:19:32,562
♪ Dunkin' bagel♪
404
00:19:32,606 --> 00:19:35,609
♪ Dunkin' bagel,
dunkin' bagel♪
405
00:19:35,652 --> 00:19:38,264
♪ Splash in the coffee♪
406
00:19:38,307 --> 00:19:40,179
♪
407
00:20:11,122 --> 00:20:13,212
♪
408
00:20:19,653 --> 00:20:23,613
♪ Dunkin' bagel,
dunkin' bagel♪
409
00:20:23,657 --> 00:20:25,789
♪ Dunkin' bagel, splash♪
410
00:20:25,833 --> 00:20:27,443
♪ In the coffee♪
411
00:20:27,487 --> 00:20:29,228
♪ Dunkin' bagel♪
412
00:20:29,271 --> 00:20:33,232
♪ Dunkin' bagel,
dunkin' bagel♪
413
00:20:33,275 --> 00:20:35,234
♪ Splash in thecoffee ♪
414
00:20:35,277 --> 00:20:37,453
♪ How about a bowl
of gefilte fish?♪
415
00:20:37,497 --> 00:20:40,456
-[crying]
-[rain falling]
416
00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:43,677
He's young, honey.
417
00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:45,853
That's what young people do,
418
00:20:45,896 --> 00:20:47,594
they move on.
419
00:20:47,637 --> 00:20:50,118
-[sniffles]
-You need some more brown?
420
00:20:50,161 --> 00:20:51,598
[sniffles]
421
00:20:51,641 --> 00:20:53,817
Uh, I don't think I should.
422
00:20:53,861 --> 00:20:56,820
[sniffles]
I don't think I should.
423
00:20:56,864 --> 00:21:00,171
I think the brown
is getting me more down.
424
00:21:01,956 --> 00:21:03,349
[sighs]
425
00:21:03,392 --> 00:21:06,221
I knew I was in for pain.
426
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:08,441
Yeah.
427
00:21:08,484 --> 00:21:13,402
Well, at least he had the ballsto be honest with you.
428
00:21:16,449 --> 00:21:18,712
Finally, I had to say the words.
429
00:21:22,150 --> 00:21:25,371
"You seem different.
What's going on?"
430
00:21:25,414 --> 00:21:27,416
And when he said...
431
00:21:29,375 --> 00:21:34,336
"I feel like I'm not
as into it as you are,"
432
00:21:34,380 --> 00:21:37,470
I argued with him.
433
00:21:39,689 --> 00:21:42,736
I tried to talk him into...
434
00:21:42,779 --> 00:21:45,086
loving me.
435
00:21:45,129 --> 00:21:47,436
I tried to talk him into it.
436
00:21:49,438 --> 00:21:53,529
Tried to talk him into loving methe way I love him,
437
00:21:53,573 --> 00:21:56,315
and...
438
00:21:56,358 --> 00:21:58,926
It's insane.
439
00:21:59,970 --> 00:22:02,930
Stupid.
440
00:22:02,973 --> 00:22:05,541
But I didn't care.
441
00:22:08,239 --> 00:22:09,545
Super attractive.
442
00:22:09,589 --> 00:22:11,112
Yeah, really cute.
443
00:22:11,155 --> 00:22:12,548
Cute-cute, right?
[sniffles]
444
00:22:12,592 --> 00:22:14,550
-It's like a pheromone.
-[chuckles]
445
00:22:14,594 --> 00:22:16,160
-Desperacy.
-[sniffles]
-[door opens]
446
00:22:17,292 --> 00:22:18,946
RICH:
Such a good look on me.
447
00:22:18,989 --> 00:22:20,426
[sniffling]
448
00:22:20,469 --> 00:22:21,731
-Oh.
-Shh.
449
00:22:21,775 --> 00:22:23,298
Hi.
450
00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:25,300
-Sorry.
-No, no.
451
00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:26,519
[sniffles]
452
00:22:26,562 --> 00:22:30,566
♪ You're going to change♪
453
00:22:31,915 --> 00:22:35,179
You okay, Guncle Rico?
454
00:22:35,223 --> 00:22:36,529
-[chuckles]
-[sniffles]
455
00:22:36,572 --> 00:22:37,530
[sniffles]
456
00:22:37,573 --> 00:22:39,532
This is...
this is so embarrassing.
457
00:22:39,575 --> 00:22:40,533
I'm a mess.
458
00:22:40,576 --> 00:22:43,362
[sniffles]
459
00:22:43,405 --> 00:22:44,624
Come here.
460
00:22:47,496 --> 00:22:49,455
♪ Rivers♪
461
00:22:49,498 --> 00:22:50,804
♪ Mountains♪
462
00:22:50,847 --> 00:22:53,415
[cries]
Thank you.
463
00:22:54,460 --> 00:22:56,418
♪ Rivers♪
464
00:22:56,462 --> 00:22:57,854
♪ Mountains♪
465
00:22:57,898 --> 00:22:58,942
Do you know,
466
00:22:58,986 --> 00:23:01,597
you're gonna get through this.
467
00:23:01,641 --> 00:23:03,425
Time is your friend.
468
00:23:03,469 --> 00:23:05,645
And we're all here for you.
469
00:23:05,688 --> 00:23:07,777
And you'll find love again.
470
00:23:07,821 --> 00:23:09,562
And if you put the work in now,
471
00:23:09,605 --> 00:23:12,347
you'll be better
in the long run.
472
00:23:12,391 --> 00:23:13,435
And, later,
473
00:23:13,479 --> 00:23:15,219
when you meet someone,
474
00:23:15,263 --> 00:23:17,657
they'll be better for you.
475
00:23:17,700 --> 00:23:22,009
Because you'll be better then,
too.
476
00:23:22,052 --> 00:23:24,011
Okay.
477
00:23:25,621 --> 00:23:26,840
[sniffles]
478
00:23:26,883 --> 00:23:28,189
Good night,
479
00:23:28,232 --> 00:23:30,452
sleep tight,
don't let the bedbugs bite.
480
00:23:30,496 --> 00:23:32,019
See you in the morning light.
481
00:23:32,062 --> 00:23:33,150
Not if I see you first.
482
00:23:33,194 --> 00:23:35,152
[clicks tongue]
483
00:23:35,196 --> 00:23:37,677
I love you both.
484
00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:39,722
♪ Mountains♪
485
00:23:39,766 --> 00:23:41,985
♪ Forest♪
486
00:23:42,029 --> 00:23:43,509
[door closes]
487
00:23:43,552 --> 00:23:45,424
Uh...
488
00:23:45,467 --> 00:23:46,990
[snorts]
489
00:23:47,034 --> 00:23:49,515
I can't believe she even exists.
490
00:23:49,558 --> 00:23:51,560
Same.
[sniffles]
491
00:23:51,604 --> 00:23:53,432
[both groan]
492
00:23:53,475 --> 00:23:55,651
-[sniffles]
-[crying]
493
00:23:55,695 --> 00:23:57,218
That killed me.
494
00:23:57,261 --> 00:23:58,872
-Yeah.
-[sniffles]
495
00:23:58,915 --> 00:24:01,309
-Oh.
-Why don't you put
the Housewiveson?
496
00:24:01,352 --> 00:24:03,790
-[sniffles] Yes.
-Yeah.
497
00:24:03,833 --> 00:24:05,052
-Housewives.
-Yeah.
498
00:24:05,095 --> 00:24:06,488
-[sniffles]
-[exhales]
499
00:24:06,532 --> 00:24:07,707
[exhales]
500
00:24:07,750 --> 00:24:10,710
[sniffling]
501
00:24:10,753 --> 00:24:12,712
[indistinct chatter on TV]
502
00:24:12,755 --> 00:24:14,365
-[sniffles]
-Good?
503
00:24:14,409 --> 00:24:15,932
Yes.
504
00:24:15,976 --> 00:24:17,717
Hon.
505
00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:19,675
WOMAN:
Hey, hey, hey, baby!
506
00:24:19,719 --> 00:24:22,243
[grunts, sniffles]
507
00:24:22,286 --> 00:24:24,898
Oh, my God!
It's so good to see you!
508
00:24:24,941 --> 00:24:26,595
[indistinct chatter on TV]
509
00:24:26,639 --> 00:24:29,337
[sniffling]
510
00:24:29,380 --> 00:24:32,340
I love you so much.
511
00:24:32,383 --> 00:24:33,689
I love you more.
512
00:24:33,733 --> 00:24:36,083
[sniffling]
513
00:24:38,302 --> 00:24:41,567
Well, I hope you're ready,
'cause...
514
00:24:41,610 --> 00:24:45,396
tonight's the night
I'm finally gonna stick it in.
515
00:24:46,397 --> 00:24:47,355
Fuck yeah.
516
00:24:47,398 --> 00:24:48,617
[chuckles]
517
00:24:48,661 --> 00:24:50,619
[both laugh]
518
00:24:50,663 --> 00:24:51,620
[both sniffle]
519
00:24:51,664 --> 00:24:53,579
My evil plan worked.
520
00:24:53,622 --> 00:24:55,276
[both chuckle]
521
00:24:55,319 --> 00:24:56,582
You turned me.
[sniffles]
522
00:24:56,625 --> 00:24:59,367
-I turned you. Yes.
-[chuckles]
523
00:24:59,410 --> 00:25:00,716
[sniffling]
524
00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:02,718
Oh, this is a good one.
525
00:25:02,762 --> 00:25:05,025
-You've seen this?
-Mm-hmm.
526
00:25:05,068 --> 00:25:07,331
-Duker!
-[sniffles]
527
00:25:07,375 --> 00:25:09,203
-Get chocolate!
-Oh, that's...
528
00:25:09,246 --> 00:25:11,248
From the secret drawer!
529
00:25:11,292 --> 00:25:12,423
Oh, that's a great idea.
530
00:25:12,467 --> 00:25:13,424
[both sniffle]
531
00:25:13,468 --> 00:25:15,514
-Mm.
-Oh.
532
00:25:18,517 --> 00:25:20,997
♪ Fish got to swim♪
533
00:25:21,041 --> 00:25:24,697
♪ Birds got to fly♪
534
00:25:24,740 --> 00:25:27,656
♪ I've got to love♪
535
00:25:27,700 --> 00:25:32,487
♪ One man till I die♪
536
00:25:33,793 --> 00:25:36,230
♪ Can't help♪
537
00:25:36,273 --> 00:25:38,232
♪ Loving♪
538
00:25:38,275 --> 00:25:40,277
♪ That man♪
539
00:25:40,321 --> 00:25:44,281
♪ Of mine♪
540
00:25:44,325 --> 00:25:49,199
♪ When he goes away♪
541
00:25:49,243 --> 00:25:54,161
♪ That's a rainy day♪
542
00:25:54,204 --> 00:25:56,250
♪ And♪
543
00:25:56,293 --> 00:26:00,297
♪ When he comes back♪
544
00:26:00,341 --> 00:26:04,258
♪ The day is fine♪
545
00:26:04,301 --> 00:26:08,262
♪ The sun will shine.♪
546
00:26:17,750 --> 00:26:19,665
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547
00:26:21,971 --> 00:26:23,364
-Mom.
-Yes?
548
00:26:23,407 --> 00:26:25,888
-Okay. I want
a big party this year.
-Serious?
549
00:26:25,932 --> 00:26:27,934
-I want a quinceañera.
-Quinceañera?
550
00:26:27,977 --> 00:26:30,980
We can't do that.
We're too white for that.
We're not allowed.
551
00:26:40,990 --> 00:26:42,339
-[screeches]
-[grunts]
552
00:26:42,383 --> 00:26:44,472
-[farting]
-[groans]
553
00:26:44,515 --> 00:26:45,473
Ow.
554
00:26:48,998 --> 00:26:51,827
How exactly would you
describe your brand?
555
00:26:51,871 --> 00:26:53,263
Testing! Ah, ah, ooh, ooh, ooh.
556
00:26:53,307 --> 00:26:56,702
I feel like my brand is
everything you loved about
the classic movies
557
00:26:56,745 --> 00:26:58,921
of our childhood,
like The Sandlot,
558
00:26:58,965 --> 00:27:01,663
Billy Madison, Apocalypse Now, Happy Gilmore, Clueless.
559
00:27:01,707 --> 00:27:03,709
-[crowd cheering]
-MC: We got Lil Dicky
in the house!
560
00:27:03,752 --> 00:27:06,886
But at the same time,
I feel like my brand
is not rooted in the past.
561
00:27:06,929 --> 00:27:09,323
It's actually
very forward-thinking
and, like, futuristic.
562
00:27:09,976 --> 00:27:11,151
I don't know, man.
563
00:27:11,194 --> 00:27:13,109
I look like the back
of a playing card.
564
00:27:20,029 --> 00:27:22,684
MAN: Most things
will never happen.
565
00:27:23,642 --> 00:27:25,687
This one will.
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