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Look out!
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Hey! Trying to work here!
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Perhaps you could work a little faster.
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Perhaps if you hadn't tripped the damn alarm.
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Pamela, we are out of time.
The police will be here soon.
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Or worse...
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Batman, I know, I know!
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But it's like trying to find
a needle in a... haystack.
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Come on, come on.
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Bingo.
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Nothing was physically stolen.
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Obviously.
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There was no effort to minimize
collateral. This was about information.
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There's no way Poison Ivy could've
accessed S.T.A.R. Labs' secure data.
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Got it.
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Here's the file they copied. Looks like
this is the only thing they cared about.
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- Oh, no.
- Holland.
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"Holland." Why does that sound so familiar?
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Be my guest.
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Alec Holland was working
on a bio-restorative formula...
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...to turn deserts into forests.
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Until a saboteur's bomb destroyed that dream.
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His body engulfed in the burning
experimental compound...
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...Holland tried to douse the flames.
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The chemicals reacted
with the surrounding bayou.
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His entire physiognomy changed.
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- Holland was transformed into...
- Swamp Thing.
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That's it! That's what attacked me.
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Not quite.
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This is Jason Woodrue, aka the Floronic Man.
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Terrific. Poison Ivy teaming up
with Jason Woodrue.
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We're in for a ride.
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I see two immediate objectives.
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If you'll excuse us.
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A, figure out what Ivy
and Woodrue were up to.
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And B, find out where
the green team is hiding out.
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I'll take A. I have a hunch
I need to look into.
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You take B. Check previous
addresses, known associates.
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- Oh, crap.
- Right.
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We need Harley Quinn.
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Last I heard, Harley went off the grid
after she got out on parole.
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No one's heard a thing since.
Rumor is she's gone straight...
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- ...but also, just plain gone.
- No one disappears without a trace.
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Someone knows something. Someone always does.
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It's just a matter of shaking the right tree.
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Hey, thanks again for helping us out
with that League of Assassins thing...
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...in Nanda Parbat.
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Oof. That Lady Shiva.
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Wouldn't say no to a slice of that pie,
you know what I mean?
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So, what can I do for you, Batman?
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A lot going on today,
but I can spare a few minutes.
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A man was abducted
from his home two days ago.
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Harold Goldblum.
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Stupid hand. Henderson!
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How do you even know about that?
We've got a total media lockdown.
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Let's just say I've got eyes
and ears everywhere, Sarge.
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Hacking the A.R.G.U.S. computer
is a federal crime, Batman.
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Goldblum is a former professor
of chemistry at Metropolis University.
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Spent 15 years heading up
GothCorp Chemicals' R&D division.
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Most recently, he's been
working for the NSA...
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...specializing in biological warfare.
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He was their top mind in biology,
botany and toxicology.
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I need to know what he was working on.
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That'll be all, Henderson.
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Right, Sarge. Big fan.
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I'm sorry, Batman, that's classified.
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My hands are tied.
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Strange that you would put it just that way.
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- Why?
- A fringe hacker group...
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...recently accessed information
about key A.R.G.U.S. employees.
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Some of them seem to be engaged
in, shall we say...
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...questionable nocturnal activities.
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Are you blackmailing me?
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I'm explaining
that I can help stop a crime...
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...in exchange for some information.
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Fine. But for the record, what Mistress
Ilsa does for me is considered therapy...
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...in some countries.
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It's an odd case. No ransom demands,
political requests, nothing.
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He just vanished. Whoever took
the guy, they either killed him...
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...or they're keeping him alive
for reason or reasons unknown.
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- Any leads?
- Nothing viable.
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The investigation is at a dead end.
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Goldblum's field of expertise...
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...is man-made, pandemic terrorist attacks.
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Anthrax, Ebola,
flesh-eating bacteria, you know?
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Yes, I do.
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In fact, he's the world's
leading expert on the subject.
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Jesus, the stuff that guy knows.
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I don't mean to be callous,
a part of me hopes they just kill them.
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- No, sorry.
- Uh-uh.
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- Nah, man.
- Mmm, no.
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- Haven't seen her.
- I would've liked to.
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Dame owes me three weeks' back rent! If you
find her, you tell her she can eat my...
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She had...
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...the cutest smile.
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Morty, that was your niece, Irene!
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Always saying she looks like this
Harley Quinn, but I don't see it.
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And an adorable tuchus.
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Morty!
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- Hasn't been around.
- Afraid not, my son.
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- Lo siento.
- Can I have that picture?
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It was at that deli...
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...on 3rd Street.
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Morty, that was two years ago...
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...in Miami!
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I could go for a Reuben myself about now.
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With extra kraut.
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Hang on.
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Okay, we got one Power Girl jumbo combo...
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...one Black Canary leg
and thigh, with coleslaw.
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Gonna lose that hand, pudding.
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Anything else for you today, boys?
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- Uh, no.
- I'm good.
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Yeah, me, too. Totally good.
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Crazy broad broke my freaking arm.
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Hey, Chet, this crazy broad
broke my freaking arm!
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Got to be her.
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Come on out. I know you're there.
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I got good ears.
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Your hearing gets mighty sharp in Arkham.
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Things go bump in the night.
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Hi, Harley. Long time no see.
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I'd like to keep it that way.
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You're a hard girl to find.
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Pretty clever,
hiding in plain sight like that.
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I have a few questions. For example,
where can I find your BFF Poison Ivy?
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We need your help. Ivy is...
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Save it, honey. I don't mix it up
with the costume crowd anymore.
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I turned over a new leaf, as it were.
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Listen, Ivy's fallen in with the wrong crowd.
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She and Jason Woodrue are up to
something, and we have to stop them.
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They're a lethal combo, Harley.
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Lots of people could get hurt or killed.
Ivy could get hurt or killed.
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Nuh-uh. I am done with capes
and tights and masks.
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Just trying like hell to lead a normal life.
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Really? Funny that you're not, say
using your psychiatric training...
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...to make a decent living...
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...instead of dressing up in skimpy red
and black for a minimum wage, plus tips.
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Pretty weird way to kick a habit.
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You've got to be just itching
to get back in the game.
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Nice try, but you're on your own, Nightwig.
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You haven't reported
to your parole officer in months.
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I should just drag your crazy ass
back to jail right now.
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Oh, yeah? Just freaking try, you butt-wipe!
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Sorry, kiddo, but you're getting the payback
for every pinch, goose and butt-slap...
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...I've gotten for the last three months.
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Give up?
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Just when things are getting
interesting? Fat chance!
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Whip.
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Ready to call it a night, Harley?
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What's so funny, Chuckles?
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Some girls like mace.
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I prefer a little low-grain Joker venom.
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Only useful thing
I ever got from that ass-hat.
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Nighty-night, jerk.
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Don't know what you expect to find.
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My best people have been
over this place a dozen times.
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No offense to your best people...
but they're not me.
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What is it?
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Oh, yay, a leaf.
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Kind of like all of these.
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No, not like those.
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It's a completely different phylum
from every other leaf in here.
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Great, you're the world's
greatest florist, too.
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Look closely.
Have you ever seen a leaf like this?
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- Can't say that I have.
- That's because it isn't from our planet.
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Not even from our dimension.
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Wait, you mean Jason Woodrue?
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That freak was here? This is bad.
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Your forensic people are bad.
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This... is catastrophic.
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Nightwing, this is Batman.
Come in. Nightwing?
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- Everything okay?
- He should've reported in by now.
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You want me to send out a search team?
They're the best that...
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Well, they're pretty good.
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Like I said, eyes and ears everywhere.
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Besides... Nightwing can handle himself.
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I know, I know, freaking stupid.
Bringing him back to my place.
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But what was I supposed to do?
I couldn't just let him go.
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He knows the secret location of my
hidey-hole. He'd blab to Batman for sure.
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Could've just killed him, dumbass.
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Nah, I'm not a criminal anymore.
Plus, he's kind of too cute to kill.
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And anyway, maybe I should help out.
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Sounds like Ivy could be
in some serious trouble.
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Don't bother yelling for help.
This dump is condemned.
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Nobody in the whole building
but us, Nightwig.
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- "Wing."
- Eh?
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It's Nightwing.
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Really? Guess I was thinking of
that goofy mullet you used to have.
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Yeesh. That was like
a whole decade of bad-hair days.
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Sticks and stones, lady. I've taken
trash talk from bigger criminals than you.
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"Criminals"? If you hadn't noticed,
I went straight.
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I'm a freaking waitress already.
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Oh, golly, that's right, I stand corrected.
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Check this out, smart guy.
My pile of rejection letters.
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Evidently, the Mayo Clinic's
got some dumb policy...
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...of not hiring former
costume super-villains.
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Just like every other hospital in the world.
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There are other jobs.
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Oh, sure. I got a ton of offers.
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"We got a very special role for you
in Bad Girls After Dark."
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And you got to love this one.
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"A tasteful pictorial to be shot
in Thailand for legal reasons."
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You say I'm a criminal, they say I'm a whore.
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Well, I'm sick of other people
telling me what I am!
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Whatever.
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Got to say, you gave me a heck of a workout.
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Got me all sweat-stinky.
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Phew! Definitely could use a shower.
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I think better when I don't reek.
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Still got to figure out what to do
about Nightwig over there.
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Hmm, what to wear, what to wear?
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Sucker-punch Harley.
Arctic Harley. Street-luge Harley.
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Roller-babe Harley. Steampunk Harley.
Goth-Lolita Harley.
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Hey, Nightwig,
is it true you used to be Robin?
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Hmph. Ain't that a kick in the pants.
Little boy-wonder all grown up.
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Okay, now, don't be getting any funny ideas.
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Too late.
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It's funny. I always kind of thought
you and Batman didn't like girls.
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- Wait, what?
- You know, that book...
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...with the headlights
and the eyeball-gouging...
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...I had to write a paper
on it back in college.
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- Got a B-minus.
- Look, Harley, I...
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Pretty lonely these last few months,
if you know what I mean.
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You don't meet a lot of likely
prospects at Superbabes.
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I'm kind of choosy.
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I'm not saying I don't want to,
'cause that could be nice.
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All sorts of wrong, but nice. Right now...
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...I just really need to find Poison...
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Face it, sugar. I got something you want...
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...and you sure as shooting
got something I want.
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So, be a good boy, and maybe, maybe...
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...wama will give you a cookie.
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The things I do for Gotham.
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I'm taking that as a yes.
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It's disgusting.
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It's an abomination.
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You think I like swapping spit
with this geezer every six hours?
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00:19:45,181 --> 00:19:48,972
If you've got a better way to keep him
under our control, I am all ears.
240
00:19:49,352 --> 00:19:51,507
There's always torture.
241
00:19:51,587 --> 00:19:53,443
I don't torture.
242
00:19:53,573 --> 00:19:56,046
The seven-billion meat bags
who infest this world...
243
00:19:56,126 --> 00:19:59,234
...would probably consider
our plans for them torture.
244
00:19:59,314 --> 00:20:01,911
Or at least cruel and inhumane.
245
00:20:01,991 --> 00:20:05,989
Our plans are for the improvement
of every organism on Earth.
246
00:20:06,149 --> 00:20:08,492
The very definition of humane.
247
00:20:08,572 --> 00:20:11,364
"Humane." What an ironic word...
248
00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:16,065
...coined by a species completely devoid
of compassion for any other life forms...
249
00:20:16,145 --> 00:20:18,128
...or each other, for that matter.
250
00:20:18,208 --> 00:20:22,738
They all talk about climate change,
but have they actually changed anything?
251
00:20:22,818 --> 00:20:27,910
Indeed, they have. They've doubled
their output of greenhouse gases...
252
00:20:27,990 --> 00:20:30,326
...increased the rate of deforestation...
253
00:20:30,406 --> 00:20:32,549
...ravaged the planet.
254
00:20:32,629 --> 00:20:35,792
You said it yourself, Pamela, and I quote...
255
00:20:35,872 --> 00:20:41,442
"Humans simply will not give a crap
unless we force them to."
256
00:20:41,522 --> 00:20:44,527
Well, once our virus is activated...
257
00:20:44,607 --> 00:20:48,928
...every single person on this planet
will have a vested interest...
258
00:20:49,008 --> 00:20:51,482
...in going green.
259
00:21:12,401 --> 00:21:16,167
- Oh, God, no. Stop, stop!
- You stop it!
260
00:21:16,247 --> 00:21:18,686
You're gonna make me pee!
261
00:21:21,144 --> 00:21:23,373
Hey, hey, hey.
262
00:21:30,921 --> 00:21:33,008
Harley Quinn reporting for duty, sir.
263
00:21:33,088 --> 00:21:36,395
I was... I was just about to call you.
264
00:21:49,472 --> 00:21:51,311
Meet you at the car.
265
00:21:54,511 --> 00:21:56,383
Did you get what you needed?
266
00:21:56,613 --> 00:22:01,905
Well, yeah... Ivy's whereabouts,
of course, that's what you meant.
267
00:22:01,985 --> 00:22:04,256
No, not yet.
268
00:22:07,356 --> 00:22:09,961
Like you never made out with a super-villain.
269
00:22:15,848 --> 00:22:18,287
So, here's how it's gonna work, dynamic duo.
270
00:22:18,367 --> 00:22:22,107
Nobody knows Ivy like I know Ivy.
Now, I can help you find her...
271
00:22:22,187 --> 00:22:25,158
...but you're gonna let me talk some sense
into her before you come in, swinging.
272
00:22:25,238 --> 00:22:26,987
And then, when this whole thing is over...
273
00:22:27,067 --> 00:22:29,433
...you're gonna put in a good word
for me with the parole board.
274
00:22:29,513 --> 00:22:33,374
Tell them what a fine, upstanding
citizen I am, etcetera, etcetera.
275
00:22:34,384 --> 00:22:35,888
Hmm...
276
00:22:36,586 --> 00:22:38,660
- ...no.
- What the what?
277
00:22:38,740 --> 00:22:42,111
But, I mean... aren't you gonna...
don't you need...
278
00:22:42,191 --> 00:22:44,707
I don't make deals with psychopaths.
279
00:22:44,787 --> 00:22:49,354
Sociopath! So-ci-o-path!
280
00:22:49,434 --> 00:22:51,987
Jeez, why does everybody
always get that wrong?
281
00:22:52,067 --> 00:22:54,958
If you aren't willing to agree to my terms,
why should I help you?
282
00:22:55,108 --> 00:22:58,093
You'll help us, or the rest
of the world will cease to exist.
283
00:22:58,173 --> 00:23:00,965
As insane as you are, you enjoy living.
284
00:23:02,085 --> 00:23:05,627
How about just a little something
to sweeten the deal? Spa day?
285
00:23:05,707 --> 00:23:09,386
Autographed picture
for my little cousin? He's real sick.
286
00:23:10,854 --> 00:23:13,069
Okay, fine, whatever, you're the boss.
287
00:23:13,149 --> 00:23:16,915
Wait, she's coming with us?
Is that really a good idea?
288
00:23:16,995 --> 00:23:20,984
It's not my first choice. But we can't
afford to let her out of our sight.
289
00:23:21,064 --> 00:23:23,261
She might tip off Ivy that we're on to her.
290
00:23:23,341 --> 00:23:25,854
Yeah, dangerous loony over here.
291
00:23:25,934 --> 00:23:28,206
Never know what she's gonna do.
292
00:23:32,708 --> 00:23:34,997
Here, there's a little trick to it.
293
00:23:35,077 --> 00:23:39,192
- Hey! Watch the hands, Buster Brown.
- Sorry, I was just...
294
00:23:39,272 --> 00:23:42,306
Jeez, 20 minutes of naughty fun time
and they think they own you.
295
00:23:42,386 --> 00:23:44,239
I wasn't, I was just trying to...
296
00:23:44,319 --> 00:23:46,842
Look, maybe I'll call you sometime, okay?
297
00:23:46,922 --> 00:23:49,360
Like when I'm out of batteries or something.
298
00:23:54,847 --> 00:23:57,554
Based on Goldblum's area of expertise...
299
00:23:57,634 --> 00:24:00,190
...Woodrue and Ivy's ideological profiles
300
00:24:00,270 --> 00:24:04,287
...and the S.T.A.R. Labs break-in,
there's only one conclusion.
301
00:24:04,367 --> 00:24:07,631
They're going to synthesize the formula
that created Swamp Thing...
302
00:24:07,711 --> 00:24:12,002
...convert it into a fast-spreading
virus and "save the world..."
303
00:24:12,082 --> 00:24:14,821
...by turning humanity
into animal-plant hybrids.
304
00:24:14,901 --> 00:24:17,456
What? Ew. Look, don't get me wrong.
305
00:24:17,536 --> 00:24:21,577
I ain't no racist. I mean, some
of my best friends are plant people.
306
00:24:21,657 --> 00:24:24,780
Well, on the bright side, at least
they aren't actually killing anyone.
307
00:24:24,860 --> 00:24:27,623
- Perhaps not intentionally.
- Here we go.
308
00:24:27,703 --> 00:24:31,288
It's bad enough if they succeed
and we all live as plant people.
309
00:24:31,368 --> 00:24:33,709
But that's not even the worst-case scenario.
310
00:24:34,069 --> 00:24:36,058
If any part of their plan is off...
311
00:24:36,138 --> 00:24:39,695
...even a slight bit,
within weeks, days maybe...
312
00:24:39,775 --> 00:24:42,898
We could be looking at the extinction
of all life on the planet.
313
00:24:42,978 --> 00:24:45,701
- Jeebus.
- But wait a minute.
314
00:24:45,781 --> 00:24:49,823
Why do they need the Holland formula?
Why not just make the virus from themselves?
315
00:24:49,903 --> 00:24:53,803
It's a shortcut. Reverse engineering
their own DNA could take years...
316
00:24:53,883 --> 00:24:57,881
...maybe decades. Neither of them
was ever fully human to begin with.
317
00:24:57,961 --> 00:25:01,952
She's a natural mutation. And he's
an exile Dryad from another dimension.
318
00:25:02,032 --> 00:25:06,690
- "Exile Dryad from..." you shitting me!
- We've seen weirder things.
319
00:25:06,770 --> 00:25:11,395
Harley, we just need you to help us find Ivy.
That's all. We'll handle the rest.
320
00:25:11,475 --> 00:25:13,363
No problem. I know this guy.
321
00:25:13,443 --> 00:25:15,899
One of Ivy's top henchmen,
probably still tight with him.
322
00:25:15,979 --> 00:25:18,701
And he is... oh, my God! Stop the car!
323
00:25:18,781 --> 00:25:20,202
- No.
- But it's him!
324
00:25:20,282 --> 00:25:22,152
- Who?
- That guy!
325
00:25:25,588 --> 00:25:28,659
Hey, you! Bobby Leibowitz!
326
00:25:29,376 --> 00:25:31,177
Oh, crap!
327
00:25:31,527 --> 00:25:33,121
Harley. Wait!
328
00:27:26,875 --> 00:27:28,732
Lousy, stinking...
329
00:27:28,812 --> 00:27:32,535
...stand me up for senior prom!
330
00:27:32,615 --> 00:27:36,692
- That's enough.
- Dumps me for that chick with the big...
331
00:27:36,772 --> 00:27:39,951
- Sorry, she's off her meds.
- Won't happen again.
332
00:27:41,241 --> 00:27:44,462
But seriously, dude, sounds like
you kind of had it coming.
333
00:27:45,374 --> 00:27:49,254
...made my mother cry!
Was she worth it, douchebag?
334
00:28:02,344 --> 00:28:04,548
Waited ten years to get that...
335
00:28:05,948 --> 00:28:07,751
I was just...
336
00:28:09,318 --> 00:28:10,821
But...
337
00:28:12,222 --> 00:28:13,809
He...
338
00:28:14,389 --> 00:28:16,768
Pull a stupid stunt like that again,
and I'm dumping you off...
339
00:28:16,848 --> 00:28:19,228
- ...at the nearest police station.
- Oh, big whoop.
340
00:28:19,308 --> 00:28:22,285
"You're living under my roof.
You play by my rules."
341
00:28:22,365 --> 00:28:26,189
Is that it? Newsflash, gruesome.
You ain't my dad!
342
00:28:26,269 --> 00:28:29,993
This isn't a game, Harley. I need you
to stay focused on the job at hand.
343
00:28:30,073 --> 00:28:33,562
Focus-schmocus. You know,
I'm starting to rethink this whole deal.
344
00:28:33,642 --> 00:28:37,300
Here I am, helping you guys out,
pro bono, I might add...
345
00:28:37,380 --> 00:28:40,336
...and you got to go and get all
mega control-freaky on me.
346
00:28:40,416 --> 00:28:44,329
"Do this. Don't do that!
Sit up straight. Brush after every meal.
347
00:28:44,409 --> 00:28:47,644
"Don't bite your toenails. Keep your knees
together when you're wearing a dress."
348
00:28:47,724 --> 00:28:51,681
- Harley! There are lives at stake.
- Oh, my God!
349
00:28:51,761 --> 00:28:55,366
Yeah, yeah, the whole world's
gonna plotz. I get it. I get it.
350
00:28:56,115 --> 00:28:59,688
You think I'm just some dizzy
airhead that don't know nothing.
351
00:28:59,768 --> 00:29:01,491
Do you know what I am?
352
00:29:01,571 --> 00:29:04,027
My punishment for dropping out of med school.
353
00:29:04,607 --> 00:29:08,263
Wrong. I'm the answer
to all your prayers, pally.
354
00:29:08,343 --> 00:29:11,148
Take the Donnenfeld Expressway to Bludhaven.
355
00:29:12,849 --> 00:29:15,654
Come on. Trust me this time.
356
00:29:33,336 --> 00:29:36,759
Okay, you really wanna
stop the car this time.
357
00:29:36,839 --> 00:29:41,445
Those Hawkgirl spicy wings I had at
Superbabes are doing a tango in my tummy.
358
00:29:48,851 --> 00:29:51,656
Seriously. I'm dying back here.
359
00:29:54,490 --> 00:29:55,993
Fine.
360
00:29:58,993 --> 00:30:02,419
- Ugh! Holy...
- It's not so bad.
361
00:30:02,899 --> 00:30:05,704
Smells like discipline.
362
00:30:16,346 --> 00:30:18,166
Oh, man!
363
00:30:18,246 --> 00:30:21,085
Batman, I'm begging you.
364
00:30:30,726 --> 00:30:34,199
I'll give you ten bucks
if you floor it and don't look back.
365
00:30:39,267 --> 00:30:43,827
I know. It looks like a total dump.
But trust me... it is a total dump.
366
00:30:44,307 --> 00:30:48,113
Howsomever, all the cool
hench-people hang out here.
367
00:30:49,779 --> 00:30:52,468
Bet you dollars to donuts, Shrubbie's inside.
368
00:30:52,548 --> 00:30:55,019
Guy just loves to dance.
369
00:31:08,864 --> 00:31:10,888
I have nightmares like this.
370
00:31:14,853 --> 00:31:17,527
Not sure just how welcome we are here.
371
00:31:17,607 --> 00:31:22,681
Oh, relax. You'll fit right in.
Try to look a little less stick-up-your-assy.
372
00:31:23,946 --> 00:31:27,102
# Don't pull your love out on me, baby
373
00:31:27,182 --> 00:31:31,006
# If you do, then I think
that maybe I'll just lay me down
374
00:31:31,086 --> 00:31:33,577
# Cry for a hundred years
375
00:31:33,657 --> 00:31:36,578
# Don't pull your love out on me, honey
376
00:31:36,658 --> 00:31:38,814
# Take my heart, my soul, my money
377
00:31:38,894 --> 00:31:43,268
# But don't leave me here
drowning in my tears
378
00:31:43,348 --> 00:31:45,754
# You say you're gonna leave
379
00:31:45,834 --> 00:31:48,076
# Gonna take that big white bird
380
00:31:48,156 --> 00:31:50,526
# Gonna fly right out of here
381
00:31:50,606 --> 00:31:52,861
# Without a single word
382
00:31:52,941 --> 00:31:55,397
# But you know you'll break my heart
383
00:31:55,477 --> 00:31:58,368
# When I watch you close that door
384
00:31:58,448 --> 00:32:02,459
# 'Cause I know I won't see you anymore
385
00:32:04,853 --> 00:32:07,577
# But don't pull your love
out on me, baby... #
386
00:32:07,657 --> 00:32:11,674
Oh, look! I was right!
There's Shrubbie. Hey, Shrubbie!
387
00:32:12,727 --> 00:32:14,549
Be right back.
388
00:32:14,629 --> 00:32:17,495
# Don't pull your love out on me, honey
389
00:32:17,575 --> 00:32:21,925
# Take my heart, my soul, my money,
but don't leave me here drowning...
390
00:32:22,005 --> 00:32:23,860
Long time, no see, Shrubbie.
391
00:32:23,940 --> 00:32:26,561
# Haven't I been good to you?
392
00:32:26,641 --> 00:32:28,931
# What about that brand new ring?
393
00:32:29,011 --> 00:32:31,316
# Doesn't that mean love to you?
394
00:32:31,396 --> 00:32:33,687
# Doesn't that mean anything?
395
00:32:33,767 --> 00:32:35,972
# If I threw away my pride
396
00:32:36,052 --> 00:32:39,308
# And I got down on my knees
397
00:32:39,388 --> 00:32:43,428
# Would you make me beg you pretty please? #
398
00:32:45,528 --> 00:32:48,474
# Don't pull your love out on me, baby
399
00:32:48,554 --> 00:32:51,521
# If you do, then I think
that maybe I'll just lay me down
400
00:32:51,601 --> 00:32:53,779
Still got the moves, Shrubbie.
401
00:32:53,859 --> 00:32:58,025
- Milk for the gentleman.
- # Don't pull your love out on me, honey
402
00:32:58,105 --> 00:33:00,409
# Take my heart, my soul, my money
403
00:33:00,489 --> 00:33:04,649
# But don't leave me here
drowning in my tears
404
00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:07,869
# There's so much I wanna do
405
00:33:07,949 --> 00:33:10,239
# I've got love enough for two
406
00:33:10,319 --> 00:33:14,159
# But I'll never use it, girl,
if I don't have you
407
00:33:16,646 --> 00:33:19,481
# Don't pull your love out on me, baby
408
00:33:19,561 --> 00:33:23,285
# If you do, then I think
that maybe I'll just lay me down
409
00:33:23,365 --> 00:33:25,954
# Cry for a hundred years
410
00:33:26,034 --> 00:33:28,858
# Don't pull your love out on me, honey
411
00:33:28,938 --> 00:33:32,527
# Take my heart, my soul, my money,
but don't leave me to drowning... #
412
00:33:32,607 --> 00:33:36,080
I got to do something for Shrubbie
or there's no deal.
413
00:33:55,898 --> 00:33:58,854
# I'm in the phone booth,
it's the one across the hall
414
00:33:58,934 --> 00:34:01,923
# If you don't answer,
I'll just ring it off the wall
415
00:34:02,103 --> 00:34:05,627
# I know he's there, but I just had to call
416
00:34:05,707 --> 00:34:10,500
# Don't leave me hanging on the telephone
417
00:34:12,033 --> 00:34:17,061
# Don't leave me hanging on the telephone
418
00:34:19,622 --> 00:34:22,912
# I heard your mother now,
she's going out the door
419
00:34:22,992 --> 00:34:26,115
# Did she go to work or just go to the store
420
00:34:26,195 --> 00:34:28,918
# All those things she said,
I told you to ignore #
421
00:34:28,998 --> 00:34:32,621
- Hey, buddy, watch this.
- # Oh, why can't we talk again #
422
00:34:32,701 --> 00:34:35,990
- Oh, man. Don't do it.
- # Oh, why can't we talk again
423
00:34:36,070 --> 00:34:39,161
# Oh, why can't we talk again
424
00:34:39,241 --> 00:34:44,299
# Don't leave me hanging on the telephone
425
00:34:45,479 --> 00:34:51,286
# Don't leave me hanging on the telephone
426
00:34:51,366 --> 00:34:54,542
# It's good to hear your voice,
you know it's been so long
427
00:34:54,622 --> 00:34:57,763
# If I don't get your calls,
then everything goes wrong
428
00:34:57,843 --> 00:35:01,484
# I want to tell you something
you've known all along
429
00:35:01,564 --> 00:35:06,444
# Don't leave me hanging on the telephone #
430
00:35:19,982 --> 00:35:21,651
Wait.
431
00:35:21,731 --> 00:35:24,940
# I had to interrupt
and stop this conversation
432
00:35:25,020 --> 00:35:27,840
# Your voice across the line
gives me a strange sensation
433
00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:31,447
# I'd like to talk
when I can show you my affection
434
00:35:31,527 --> 00:35:34,884
# Oh, I can't control myself
435
00:35:34,964 --> 00:35:37,921
# Oh, I can't control myself
436
00:35:38,001 --> 00:35:41,224
# Oh, I can't control myself
437
00:35:41,304 --> 00:35:46,862
# Don't leave me hanging on the telephone
438
00:35:46,942 --> 00:35:49,967
# Hang up and run to me, whoa!
439
00:35:50,047 --> 00:35:53,270
# Hang up and run to me, whoa!
440
00:35:53,350 --> 00:35:56,416
# Hang up and run to me, whoa!
441
00:35:56,496 --> 00:36:00,175
# Hang up and run to me, whoa!
442
00:36:00,255 --> 00:36:02,326
# Run to me #
443
00:36:19,207 --> 00:36:20,711
Happy?
444
00:36:21,777 --> 00:36:23,615
Thanks a heap, Shrub.
445
00:36:26,249 --> 00:36:28,253
I got it. Let's go.
446
00:36:36,258 --> 00:36:39,382
You put a lot of bodies
in the slammer, Bat fink.
447
00:36:39,462 --> 00:36:42,254
Only way you getting out of here
is in a black plastic bag...
448
00:36:42,334 --> 00:36:43,846
...with a zipper up the front.
449
00:36:43,926 --> 00:36:47,027
- A body bag.
- He knows what it is!
450
00:37:07,189 --> 00:37:10,645
Okay, boys. Let's dance!
451
00:37:23,206 --> 00:37:25,247
See? That was fun, right?
452
00:37:28,411 --> 00:37:31,276
- Go ahead, Watch Tower.
- Hey, Bat, this is Booster.
453
00:37:31,356 --> 00:37:34,600
Got your emergency alert. Hey,
the thing is, most of our heavy hitters...
454
00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:39,141
...are out near Rigel trying to stop a rogue
comet or black hole or something.
455
00:37:39,221 --> 00:37:41,745
And a bunch of them are at that
christening at Aquaman's place...
456
00:37:41,825 --> 00:37:44,112
...and you know the reception
down there kind of sucks.
457
00:37:44,192 --> 00:37:47,582
I only got a handful of guys here
on standby. I could send...
458
00:37:47,662 --> 00:37:51,653
...uh, let's see. Black Condor.
459
00:37:51,733 --> 00:37:53,537
The Elongated Man.
460
00:37:54,402 --> 00:37:55,906
Triumph.
461
00:37:56,839 --> 00:37:58,709
Bloodwind.
462
00:37:59,008 --> 00:38:02,530
Or I could just come down myself,
give you guys a hand.
463
00:38:02,610 --> 00:38:05,334
Not much going on up here
and the foosball table is still busted.
464
00:38:05,654 --> 00:38:08,908
That's all right, Booster.
Thanks anyway. We'll make do.
465
00:38:08,988 --> 00:38:13,207
You sure? 'Cause it's no problem.
One of these can totally cover for me.
466
00:38:13,287 --> 00:38:16,735
Sorry, Booster.
Going under some high-tension wires.
467
00:38:16,815 --> 00:38:19,831
- That sounds like paper.
- Over and out.
468
00:38:21,162 --> 00:38:22,919
That was too close.
469
00:38:23,549 --> 00:38:25,901
We got any of them fries left?
470
00:38:29,438 --> 00:38:33,027
You're just going to feel a bit
of pressure here, little fellow.
471
00:38:33,107 --> 00:38:35,579
Everything's going to be just fine.
472
00:38:42,784 --> 00:38:44,239
It's working.
473
00:38:44,719 --> 00:38:46,542
He's stable!
474
00:38:47,122 --> 00:38:51,679
Look how beautiful you are!
Come to Momma, cutie pie.
475
00:38:51,759 --> 00:38:54,517
It works. It works!
476
00:38:54,597 --> 00:38:56,918
This is no ordinary leafy mouse...
477
00:38:56,998 --> 00:38:59,222
...but a harbinger of the new age.
478
00:38:59,302 --> 00:39:04,526
The dead grinding factories of man will be
replaced by cathedrals of mighty redwoods.
479
00:39:04,606 --> 00:39:08,693
A verdant green life-covered
Earth will burst for...
480
00:39:09,844 --> 00:39:11,167
Eww!
481
00:39:11,447 --> 00:39:14,443
Subject response, negative.
482
00:39:14,523 --> 00:39:16,338
Why isn't it working?
483
00:39:16,418 --> 00:39:19,074
He's faking. He's not even trying!
484
00:39:19,154 --> 00:39:21,210
Your persuasion kiss has worn off!
485
00:39:21,290 --> 00:39:24,813
He's still under my control.
Harold, tell us what went wrong.
486
00:39:24,893 --> 00:39:27,450
This is an incredibly complex azeotrope.
487
00:39:27,530 --> 00:39:31,487
The virus conversion of the formula
works perfectly on paper.
488
00:39:31,567 --> 00:39:36,574
There are literally millions of variables
that could be corrupting the process.
489
00:39:36,654 --> 00:39:39,324
Take a guess, meat bag!
490
00:39:39,404 --> 00:39:41,896
Well, guessing is hardly scientific...
491
00:39:41,976 --> 00:39:45,266
...but I suspect it may have
something to do with the fact...
492
00:39:45,346 --> 00:39:49,670
...that we've been using plain old swamp
water from nearby Slaughter Swamp...
493
00:39:49,750 --> 00:39:51,162
...for our experiments.
494
00:39:51,242 --> 00:39:55,177
No, what we need is the precise
bio-nutrients and chemicals...
495
00:39:55,257 --> 00:39:59,215
...from the water at the exact place
where the Swamp Thing was created.
496
00:39:59,295 --> 00:40:02,100
The Ween Right Swamp in Louisiana.
497
00:40:02,684 --> 00:40:05,154
Oh, for God's sake. What a pain in the ass!
498
00:40:05,234 --> 00:40:08,367
No, Pamela, no. It's perfect! Don't you see?
499
00:40:08,447 --> 00:40:11,783
The lagoon feeds directly
into the Gulf of Mexico.
500
00:40:11,863 --> 00:40:15,497
Where the Gulf's stream currents will carry
the virus into the greater Atlantic.
501
00:40:15,577 --> 00:40:18,324
And then, the world!
502
00:40:18,404 --> 00:40:21,403
Mother Earth's salvation.
503
00:40:21,483 --> 00:40:23,954
Ground zero!
504
00:40:28,757 --> 00:40:32,535
- I said it last time. Your turn.
- It's over, Ivy.
505
00:40:32,615 --> 00:40:35,401
- Harley?
- Hiya, Red.
506
00:40:35,481 --> 00:40:38,736
You're with them? Oh, Harl!
507
00:40:38,816 --> 00:40:42,691
Come on, Pammy, what are you doing?
You're really gonna change us all into plants?
508
00:40:42,771 --> 00:40:44,746
You know I don't look good in green.
509
00:40:44,826 --> 00:40:49,334
I'm sorry, Harley, but there's no other way.
Humankind have had their chance.
510
00:40:49,414 --> 00:40:51,665
And you've had yours!
511
00:41:20,900 --> 00:41:22,383
Oh, gross!
512
00:42:06,788 --> 00:42:08,792
Jason, the work!
513
00:42:13,529 --> 00:42:14,944
Whoa, what's happening?
514
00:42:15,024 --> 00:42:17,819
He's waking up.
I need to keep him hypnotized.
515
00:42:17,899 --> 00:42:20,321
Hmm... no.
516
00:42:22,170 --> 00:42:24,041
Occam's Razor.
517
00:42:25,539 --> 00:42:28,063
Red! You can leave me here, Pammy.
518
00:42:28,143 --> 00:42:31,032
You know my skin. I burn easy.
519
00:42:31,112 --> 00:42:33,601
That idiot meat skate betrayed you, Pamela.
520
00:42:33,681 --> 00:42:36,938
She's your worst enemy.
Leave her to her fate!
521
00:43:09,918 --> 00:43:11,473
Nightwing?
522
00:43:11,953 --> 00:43:13,057
Nightwing?
523
00:43:17,657 --> 00:43:19,529
Over here!
524
00:43:30,168 --> 00:43:31,293
You okay?
525
00:43:31,373 --> 00:43:34,228
My ears are gonna be ringing for a week.
526
00:43:34,308 --> 00:43:36,831
But no broken bones. Ow!
527
00:43:36,911 --> 00:43:40,001
I think. Where's Harley?
528
00:43:42,684 --> 00:43:45,689
It's okay. You're gonna be okay.
529
00:43:46,455 --> 00:43:49,678
Just hang in there, Doc. Look, here's Batman.
530
00:43:49,758 --> 00:43:52,513
He'll fix you right up. Sure he will.
531
00:43:52,593 --> 00:43:54,747
Don't pull it out.
532
00:43:56,664 --> 00:43:58,487
Lift his head up.
533
00:44:00,735 --> 00:44:03,373
Louisiana!
534
00:44:04,206 --> 00:44:07,663
- Don't try to talk. It's okay.
- No.
535
00:44:08,643 --> 00:44:10,148
Must...
536
00:44:10,778 --> 00:44:13,984
...they need swamp water.
537
00:44:14,617 --> 00:44:16,138
Complete...
538
00:44:16,818 --> 00:44:18,507
...process.
539
00:44:18,587 --> 00:44:20,410
We're losing him.
540
00:44:21,090 --> 00:44:25,102
It's okay, Doc. You did good.
You did real good.
541
00:44:25,382 --> 00:44:27,347
We'll take it from here.
542
00:44:29,297 --> 00:44:33,789
Hey, Doc. When you get to heaven,
you should look up my bubbe.
543
00:44:33,869 --> 00:44:36,925
Fran Quinzel. She's super nice.
544
00:44:37,005 --> 00:44:39,877
I think you two would really hit it off.
545
00:45:24,820 --> 00:45:29,116
It was wrong. We shouldn't have left them
there, not in the flames. What if she...
546
00:45:29,196 --> 00:45:31,447
Died? Good.
547
00:45:31,527 --> 00:45:33,949
She's on the wrong side of this, Ivy.
548
00:45:34,529 --> 00:45:36,585
Don't tell me you are getting cold feet.
549
00:45:36,665 --> 00:45:38,669
No, I just...
550
00:45:39,117 --> 00:45:40,970
...never mind.
551
00:45:44,972 --> 00:45:47,409
Safe to say we are thoroughly screwed.
552
00:45:47,609 --> 00:45:50,999
They're bound to have all the airports
and train stations covered by now.
553
00:45:51,079 --> 00:45:54,002
And I can maybe disguise myself
and squeak through the cordon...
554
00:45:54,082 --> 00:45:55,971
...but you?
555
00:45:56,551 --> 00:45:59,574
Well, it was a nice dream while it last...
556
00:45:59,654 --> 00:46:01,073
Is that a yam?
557
00:46:01,153 --> 00:46:03,749
A very special yam, yes.
558
00:46:03,829 --> 00:46:06,497
With certain unique properties.
559
00:46:07,496 --> 00:46:11,386
I removed half a dozen of these tubers from
Swamp Thing's corpse a few years ago...
560
00:46:11,466 --> 00:46:13,804
...while he was temporarily deceased.
561
00:46:13,902 --> 00:46:19,179
This is my last one. I've been
saving it for just such an occasion.
562
00:46:21,376 --> 00:46:24,032
- Not hungry.
- Eat.
563
00:46:24,512 --> 00:46:26,541
It's frozen.
564
00:46:26,621 --> 00:46:27,866
Eat!
565
00:46:35,424 --> 00:46:37,027
More!
566
00:46:40,928 --> 00:46:43,952
Ugh! It tastes awful.
567
00:46:44,032 --> 00:46:45,536
Whoa!
568
00:46:52,907 --> 00:46:55,144
Take my hand.
569
00:47:20,034 --> 00:47:21,780
What the...
570
00:47:21,860 --> 00:47:23,407
Relax.
571
00:47:24,672 --> 00:47:27,496
Concentrate on our destination.
572
00:47:28,076 --> 00:47:31,281
Become one with the green.
573
00:47:32,047 --> 00:47:35,053
With the green!
574
00:47:42,056 --> 00:47:44,461
Silly me, I almost forgot.
575
00:48:00,741 --> 00:48:02,797
Oh, man, I'm beat.
576
00:48:03,377 --> 00:48:05,700
How are you doing, Nightwig?
577
00:48:08,651 --> 00:48:11,539
Oh, right, Nightwing, sorry.
578
00:48:11,619 --> 00:48:14,510
It's like that thing when you can't
remember if it's suppose to be "their..."
579
00:48:14,590 --> 00:48:17,880
...with E-I-R, or "they're"
with Y-apostrophe-R-E?
580
00:48:17,960 --> 00:48:20,215
You know, you got a 50-50 chance
to getting it right...
581
00:48:20,295 --> 00:48:22,297
...but somehow you always pick the wrong...
582
00:48:25,434 --> 00:48:28,639
Anyhow... sorry.
583
00:48:32,173 --> 00:48:33,977
Forget it.
584
00:48:35,510 --> 00:48:37,164
Yeah?
585
00:48:37,244 --> 00:48:39,413
So, we're good?
586
00:48:42,885 --> 00:48:44,238
Sure.
587
00:48:54,796 --> 00:48:56,450
The police are setting up roadblocks.
588
00:48:56,530 --> 00:48:59,150
Covering the airports,
bus terminals, train stations.
589
00:48:59,230 --> 00:49:02,790
Sarge Steel is calling in the FBI
and the National Guard.
590
00:49:02,870 --> 00:49:05,279
- What about us?
- We're headed to Louisiana...
591
00:49:05,359 --> 00:49:07,114
...fast.
592
00:49:21,076 --> 00:49:25,505
The GPS coordinates for the Holland
lab are locked in. Saddle up.
593
00:49:27,930 --> 00:49:29,967
Thanks for your help.
594
00:49:34,936 --> 00:49:38,109
Hey! Now wait just a goddamn minute.
595
00:49:38,189 --> 00:49:41,396
That's it? You got what you wanted
and now you just gonna dump me?
596
00:49:41,476 --> 00:49:44,733
Like Nightwing over here?
Captain Kirk'ing me for info and then...
597
00:49:44,813 --> 00:49:48,003
- "...see you later, toots"?
- Hey, you were the one who...
598
00:49:48,083 --> 00:49:51,005
- ...and I never...
- You need me, Batman!
599
00:49:51,085 --> 00:49:54,075
Uh-huh. That's right. You need me!
600
00:49:54,155 --> 00:49:58,499
You saw how tough Plant Guy is.
Tossing you guys around like raggedy dolls.
601
00:49:58,579 --> 00:50:00,823
If he kicked your butts again, then what?
602
00:50:00,903 --> 00:50:05,286
You think you're gonna be able to sweet-talk
Ivy into giving up her diabolical plan?
603
00:50:05,366 --> 00:50:09,911
Huh, Mr. Smoothie? 'Cause I got to tell you,
your line ain't that great. And beside...
604
00:50:09,991 --> 00:50:14,262
Enough! I can't trust you.
605
00:50:14,342 --> 00:50:17,199
But I thought... I mean, we...
606
00:50:17,279 --> 00:50:20,281
You are the walking definition
of "loose cannon", Harley.
607
00:50:20,361 --> 00:50:23,238
For all I know, you might decide
at the last minute that Ivy's plan...
608
00:50:23,318 --> 00:50:27,581
...doesn't sound so cockeyed after all,
because the wind changed direction.
609
00:50:27,661 --> 00:50:30,103
- Or because it's Thursday.
- But...
610
00:50:30,183 --> 00:50:32,780
I can't risk it. The stakes are way too high.
611
00:50:32,860 --> 00:50:34,489
- But...
- But what?
612
00:50:34,569 --> 00:50:37,985
But I'll never survive the veggie apocalypse!
613
00:50:38,065 --> 00:50:40,489
Once I begged my mom for a cat...
614
00:50:40,569 --> 00:50:43,891
...but I left the back door open
one day and it ran away.
615
00:50:43,971 --> 00:50:48,360
And then I begged her for a hamster
and I forgot to feed it for like a month.
616
00:50:48,440 --> 00:50:51,266
So then, then she said that maybe
I could have a plant...
617
00:50:51,346 --> 00:50:55,470
...so she got me this itty-bitty fern
in this cute little yellow pot...
618
00:50:55,550 --> 00:50:57,991
...and I forgot to...
619
00:50:59,487 --> 00:51:01,042
...water it!
620
00:51:01,122 --> 00:51:05,946
Well, what if I forget to water myself?
621
00:51:09,832 --> 00:51:13,487
Oh, please, Mr. "Kind of scary
but actually really nice" Batman.
622
00:51:13,567 --> 00:51:14,822
Please let me come with you.
623
00:51:14,902 --> 00:51:18,759
I can make Ivy change her mind and give
up her diabolical plan with Tree Guy.
624
00:51:18,839 --> 00:51:21,330
I know I can! We're pals.
625
00:51:21,410 --> 00:51:23,964
Yeah, good pals like Jack and Jill.
626
00:51:24,044 --> 00:51:28,652
Or pork and beans. Oh, please. Please!
627
00:51:34,105 --> 00:51:38,259
You know, you're always saying,
"Have a contingency plan."
628
00:51:39,160 --> 00:51:42,284
So, your plan B...
629
00:51:42,364 --> 00:51:44,882
...is Harley Quinn.
630
00:51:55,677 --> 00:51:57,515
God, help us.
631
00:52:06,387 --> 00:52:10,603
Probably should have mentioned,
I sometimes get a little airsick.
632
00:52:36,683 --> 00:52:38,855
Eating me alive out here.
633
00:52:40,205 --> 00:52:42,154
Oh, thank God. Can I have some of that?
634
00:52:42,234 --> 00:52:46,151
It's concentrated sulfuric acid.
A super dehydrating agent.
635
00:52:46,231 --> 00:52:48,617
All of the crazy crap
you got stuffed into that belt...
636
00:52:48,697 --> 00:52:52,240
...and you didn't think to bring
bug spray? To a freaking swamp?
637
00:52:52,700 --> 00:52:54,109
Um...
638
00:52:54,189 --> 00:52:56,623
What are you good for? Huh?
639
00:52:58,806 --> 00:53:01,429
You're probably just low on Vitamin B.
640
00:53:01,509 --> 00:53:05,311
Never mind! Some Boy Scout
you turned out to be.
641
00:53:05,747 --> 00:53:07,269
Ow!
642
00:53:17,481 --> 00:53:20,115
I can't see how they could have
gotten here ahead of us.
643
00:53:20,195 --> 00:53:22,450
With the airports
and train stations locked down?
644
00:53:22,530 --> 00:53:26,234
Probably not. But super-villains
do tend to be very resourceful.
645
00:53:26,314 --> 00:53:29,615
All I know is, if they are here already
you could bet your tushie...
646
00:53:29,695 --> 00:53:33,488
...Ivy's turned some of these bushes
and trees into monster watchdogs.
647
00:53:33,568 --> 00:53:36,263
Like Little Shop of Horrors on steroids.
648
00:53:36,843 --> 00:53:40,102
No fooling. One time, she turned
my stick and lollipops stick...
649
00:53:40,182 --> 00:53:42,404
...into a three-headed snake twig thingy...
650
00:53:42,484 --> 00:53:44,820
...while it was still in my mouth!
651
00:53:45,820 --> 00:53:48,175
I haven't had a lollipop since.
652
00:53:52,393 --> 00:53:54,108
What?
653
00:53:54,188 --> 00:53:58,719
What you said before. I keep thinking
about Plant Guy riding on the subway...
654
00:53:58,799 --> 00:54:02,756
...in a trench coat and hat.
Like some kind of seven-foot-tall flasher.
655
00:54:02,836 --> 00:54:04,892
All made out of celery.
656
00:54:24,291 --> 00:54:26,447
Guess they're definitely here then.
657
00:54:42,244 --> 00:54:44,047
They're coming.
658
00:54:45,095 --> 00:54:46,498
I can feel it.
659
00:54:46,578 --> 00:54:50,012
Would you please stop fidgeting?
I really need to concentrate.
660
00:54:50,352 --> 00:54:52,189
Just hurry.
661
00:54:53,738 --> 00:54:57,277
Almost done. One last step.
662
00:55:14,141 --> 00:55:16,612
Look out! Ivy trap.
663
00:55:17,811 --> 00:55:19,542
Come on, this way.
664
00:55:30,140 --> 00:55:31,694
Harley!
665
00:55:47,611 --> 00:55:50,598
What are you doing?
666
00:55:50,678 --> 00:55:52,900
Just what you expected me to do.
667
00:55:52,980 --> 00:55:56,458
Sucker. Because it's Thursday.
668
00:55:56,918 --> 00:55:58,576
Harley.
669
00:55:58,656 --> 00:56:01,530
Hiya, sweetie. Look, sorry about before.
670
00:56:01,660 --> 00:56:03,977
I had to make these jerks
think I was on their side...
671
00:56:04,057 --> 00:56:07,334
...so I could bring them here and wrap them up
for you, so you can get on with your plan.
672
00:56:07,414 --> 00:56:08,918
Nice, huh?
673
00:56:09,748 --> 00:56:12,620
Pammy, honey, you gotta give up
this crazy plan. It's really, nutzoid.
674
00:56:12,700 --> 00:56:14,780
Please don't turn us all into veggie-people.
There's got to be another way.
675
00:56:14,860 --> 00:56:16,625
You're tampering with things
man was never meant to know.
676
00:56:16,705 --> 00:56:19,984
I could put in a good word for you, 'cause
after all your heart's in the right place...
677
00:56:20,064 --> 00:56:23,556
...even if you killed all those people, but
give your plan. Pammy, sweetie, honey, baby.
678
00:56:23,636 --> 00:56:27,169
- Please, please, please, give up your plan.
- What? No, Harley...
679
00:56:27,249 --> 00:56:30,671
...the Earth is dying.
I am not destroying the world.
680
00:56:30,751 --> 00:56:35,043
I'm saving it. Saving it
from the takers and the users.
681
00:56:35,123 --> 00:56:38,345
We've been surrounded
by men like that all our lives.
682
00:56:38,425 --> 00:56:43,584
But we can change them, trim them,
shape them like a good gardener.
683
00:56:43,664 --> 00:56:46,546
I don't wanna do it, I have to do it.
684
00:56:47,518 --> 00:56:50,484
Well, you can't blame a girl for trying.
685
00:57:00,714 --> 00:57:02,470
Concentrated weed killer.
686
00:57:02,550 --> 00:57:05,493
I always keep them on hand
since the lollipop incident.
687
00:57:05,573 --> 00:57:07,505
I thought we were friends!
688
00:57:07,585 --> 00:57:11,112
Red, friends don't let friends
kill seven billion people.
689
00:57:12,172 --> 00:57:13,739
Uh-oh!
690
00:57:58,005 --> 00:57:59,993
You really are an idiot, Harley.
691
00:58:00,073 --> 00:58:03,645
We could have changed the world,
but you're too dumb to see that!
692
00:58:06,863 --> 00:58:11,125
Oh, yeah? Smart enough
to take away your spanking stick.
693
00:58:11,753 --> 00:58:13,320
Pretty cool, huh?
694
00:58:17,942 --> 00:58:20,447
No, that is cool.
695
00:58:20,527 --> 00:58:22,332
You suck.
696
00:59:28,929 --> 00:59:32,454
Seriously, Pammy,
your plan is totally bat-shit bonkers.
697
00:59:32,534 --> 00:59:35,829
They're killing our world.
What else can I do?
698
00:59:35,909 --> 00:59:38,913
I don't know! Vote Democrat.
Give money to Greenpeace.
699
00:59:38,993 --> 00:59:41,864
- That's for saving whales, moron.
- Whatever!
700
00:59:41,944 --> 00:59:45,982
Anything is better than turning us
all into walking brussel sprouts.
701
01:00:38,481 --> 01:00:40,861
I can do this all night.
702
01:00:40,941 --> 01:00:42,722
I don't have that kind of time.
703
01:00:46,206 --> 01:00:48,080
No fair!
704
01:00:54,368 --> 01:00:56,803
That's it? The virus?
705
01:00:56,883 --> 01:00:58,625
The solution...
706
01:00:58,705 --> 01:01:01,341
...to all the world's problems.
707
01:01:02,356 --> 01:01:04,112
One way or another.
708
01:01:04,192 --> 01:01:06,663
What's that's supposed to mean?
709
01:01:07,027 --> 01:01:11,452
My God, Pammy. You haven't
even tested it yet, have you?
710
01:01:11,932 --> 01:01:16,123
Have you? Batman said that if you get
just one teensy weensy thing wrong...
711
01:01:16,203 --> 01:01:20,061
...you could wind up killing everything
on the planet. Everything, Pammy.
712
01:01:20,141 --> 01:01:22,330
Plants, people, animals.
713
01:01:22,910 --> 01:01:24,414
Everything.
714
01:01:26,146 --> 01:01:30,824
It doesn't matter.
Earth will die anyway if I don't act.
715
01:01:31,918 --> 01:01:35,691
I'm sorry, Harley,
but I have to roll these dice.
716
01:01:36,891 --> 01:01:39,447
You're gonna make me do it, aren't you?
717
01:01:39,527 --> 01:01:43,184
Well, when this is all over just remember...
718
01:01:43,264 --> 01:01:46,487
- ...I gave you a chance.
- What are you...
719
01:01:46,567 --> 01:01:49,222
- No.
- That's right, sweetie.
720
01:01:49,302 --> 01:01:51,533
The nuclear option.
721
01:01:51,613 --> 01:01:54,301
You promised me, you'd never...
722
01:01:58,580 --> 01:02:00,384
Harley, I'm warning you.
723
01:02:06,720 --> 01:02:08,424
Don't you dare!
724
01:02:19,700 --> 01:02:23,140
I hate you so much.
725
01:02:25,672 --> 01:02:28,581
Works every time. Phew!
726
01:02:32,745 --> 01:02:36,003
- Holy crap!
- Pamela, have you...
727
01:02:39,487 --> 01:02:41,041
So...
728
01:02:41,121 --> 01:02:44,411
...this is where your true allegiance lies...
729
01:02:44,491 --> 01:02:47,280
...with that cancerous meat.
730
01:02:47,360 --> 01:02:49,282
We can't do this, Jason.
731
01:02:49,362 --> 01:02:53,627
If we've made one miscalculation
the whole Earth will die.
732
01:02:53,707 --> 01:02:57,525
A small risk. And one
I'm more than willing to take.
733
01:02:58,005 --> 01:02:59,961
Well, I'm not.
734
01:03:00,041 --> 01:03:01,545
Pity.
735
01:03:18,025 --> 01:03:19,426
Get him, Red!
736
01:04:02,936 --> 01:04:05,203
The plant world...
737
01:04:05,283 --> 01:04:07,336
...belongs to me!
738
01:04:15,349 --> 01:04:16,870
Red!
739
01:04:17,300 --> 01:04:21,088
Okay, fugly! You just bought yourself
a first-class beating.
740
01:04:30,898 --> 01:04:32,735
At last...
741
01:04:33,551 --> 01:04:37,208
...humanity's lunatic reign is over.
742
01:04:37,338 --> 01:04:39,684
No longer will this beautiful Earth...
743
01:04:39,784 --> 01:04:42,294
...be ravaged by poison and ignorance.
744
01:04:43,710 --> 01:04:48,540
No more will this be a world
of screaming meat!
745
01:05:36,566 --> 01:05:39,019
Is... is that...
746
01:05:39,099 --> 01:05:40,668
Yes.
747
01:05:41,168 --> 01:05:43,239
Swamp Thing.
748
01:05:57,518 --> 01:06:00,990
Jason Woodrue...
749
01:06:02,088 --> 01:06:05,646
...the Earth has indeed suffered...
750
01:06:05,726 --> 01:06:09,115
...at the hands of mankind.
751
01:06:09,235 --> 01:06:10,784
However...
752
01:06:11,164 --> 01:06:14,988
...this is not the way to right the wrongs...
753
01:06:15,068 --> 01:06:17,681
...done to Mother Gaia.
754
01:06:18,371 --> 01:06:20,961
Though your cause is just...
755
01:06:21,041 --> 01:06:22,863
...your actions...
756
01:06:22,943 --> 01:06:25,633
...have upset the balance...
757
01:06:25,713 --> 01:06:28,029
...in the green.
758
01:06:28,109 --> 01:06:29,737
I'm sorry.
759
01:06:29,817 --> 01:06:32,670
- I'm so sorry.
- Yes.
760
01:06:32,750 --> 01:06:37,111
Watch. Bet you he's gonna turn
Plant Guy into a stump or something.
761
01:06:37,191 --> 01:06:38,506
But...
762
01:06:38,586 --> 01:06:42,226
...it is not my place to judge.
763
01:06:42,596 --> 01:06:43,651
Wait, what?
764
01:06:43,731 --> 01:06:46,220
All will be...
765
01:06:46,300 --> 01:06:48,722
...as it will be.
766
01:06:49,402 --> 01:06:53,797
I return now to the Parliament of Trees...
767
01:06:54,307 --> 01:06:57,197
...to seek the hidden truths...
768
01:06:57,277 --> 01:06:59,532
...at the center of eternity...
769
01:06:59,612 --> 01:07:01,985
No, no, no. No, don't go!
770
01:07:02,215 --> 01:07:05,606
...to know unknowable nature...
771
01:07:05,686 --> 01:07:10,410
...in all its infinite splendors.
772
01:07:10,490 --> 01:07:13,230
Screw unknowable nature! Kick his butt!
773
01:07:18,599 --> 01:07:22,639
Farewell.
774
01:07:35,232 --> 01:07:37,837
Well, that was a big ass bucket of nothing.
775
01:07:47,799 --> 01:07:50,316
- Now what?
- There must be a way.
776
01:07:50,396 --> 01:07:52,052
- I got...
- We've tried everything.
777
01:07:52,132 --> 01:07:54,365
- The sonic disruptor barely fazed him.
- What about...
778
01:07:54,445 --> 01:07:56,947
And the bio-feedback Batarangs
didn't do squat.
779
01:07:57,027 --> 01:07:58,793
- Guys!
- What?
780
01:07:58,873 --> 01:08:01,762
Look, you are pros here and all, but...
781
01:08:02,242 --> 01:08:05,515
...well, he's all leafy and everything.
782
01:08:08,232 --> 01:08:10,233
Anybody got a match?
783
01:08:15,789 --> 01:08:17,660
Oh, shucks.
784
01:10:53,814 --> 01:10:56,636
After my wife ran off
with the pizza delivery guy...
785
01:10:56,716 --> 01:11:00,132
...my OCD started flaring up
and got really bad.
786
01:11:01,421 --> 01:11:03,843
I've been getting up
six or seven times a night...
787
01:11:03,923 --> 01:11:06,728
...making sure the windows
and doors are locked.
788
01:11:09,397 --> 01:11:12,400
My boss is on my case
all the time about my productivity...
789
01:11:12,480 --> 01:11:16,305
...since I have a hard time peeing
anywhere but my home bathroom.
790
01:11:17,370 --> 01:11:22,029
I lost my wife. Now I may lose
my job, my house, my cats...
791
01:11:22,109 --> 01:11:25,466
...my collection of vintage toasters
and vacuum cleaners.
792
01:11:25,546 --> 01:11:29,822
If I can't get this problem under control,
I don't know what I'm gonna do.
793
01:11:29,902 --> 01:11:33,040
It sounds to me
like you're a little bit blue.
794
01:11:33,120 --> 01:11:34,904
Oh, yeah?
795
01:11:34,984 --> 01:11:37,744
And that part about you being wee-wee shy...
796
01:11:37,824 --> 01:11:41,282
...that's rough. I had this cellmate
at Arkham with the same problem.
797
01:11:41,362 --> 01:11:45,501
I says to her, "Sugar, we got a glass wall
and a toilet in the middle of the floor.
798
01:11:45,581 --> 01:11:47,405
"You're in trouble."
799
01:11:49,036 --> 01:11:51,758
- Can you help me?
- Of course I can, silly.
800
01:11:51,838 --> 01:11:55,127
I'm a regular
Dr. Quinn Medicine Person, ain't I?
801
01:11:57,397 --> 01:12:01,004
I'm legally required to remind you
that my doctorate is purely honorary...
802
01:12:01,084 --> 01:12:04,692
...and I'm not a currently accredited
mental-health professional.
803
01:12:04,772 --> 01:12:07,074
- Okay.
- Well, Wesey.
804
01:12:07,154 --> 01:12:10,047
- Okay if I call you Wesey?
- I don't really like it.
805
01:12:10,127 --> 01:12:13,179
Well, Wesey, you could clearly
benefit from therapy.
806
01:12:13,259 --> 01:12:17,149
I know I did. But one thing I learned is
that you never get the most out of stuff...
807
01:12:17,229 --> 01:12:19,854
...when it's just handed to you.
You gotta earn it.
808
01:12:19,934 --> 01:12:21,788
Right, everybody?
809
01:12:21,868 --> 01:12:24,040
Now, as everybody knows...
810
01:12:24,120 --> 01:12:27,995
...the road to mental wellness
is paved with pit bulls.
811
01:12:28,075 --> 01:12:31,114
But all you got to do is make it
to that finish line way over there...
812
01:12:31,194 --> 01:12:35,205
...to win a full year of therapy from
a real, honest-to-goodness shrink.
813
01:12:36,940 --> 01:12:40,707
Come on, don't be like that.
I've got faith in you, Wesey.
814
01:12:40,787 --> 01:12:45,199
Time to turn your life around and start
feeling good about yourself again!
815
01:12:48,409 --> 01:12:50,918
On your mark, get set...
816
01:12:50,998 --> 01:12:52,368
Get healthy!
817
01:12:58,638 --> 01:13:02,199
You have to look through
the rain to see the rainbow.
818
01:13:11,418 --> 01:13:13,886
You'll find love when you stop looking.
819
01:13:17,724 --> 01:13:19,603
Hang in there, baby.
820
01:13:30,790 --> 01:13:34,142
It takes more muscles to frown
than it does to smile.
821
01:13:48,221 --> 01:13:50,127
Aw! Ain't that a shame?
822
01:13:50,207 --> 01:13:53,113
Wendell is headed back to his
crummy house and all those cats...
823
01:13:53,193 --> 01:13:55,915
...without getting the help
he so desperately needs.
824
01:13:55,995 --> 01:13:57,950
Oh, well, that's it for today's show.
825
01:13:58,030 --> 01:14:00,820
Till next time, folks. Be good to yourself.
826
01:14:00,900 --> 01:14:05,214
Because everyone else in the world
is probably out to get you. Bye-bye.
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