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I want to adopt a baby.
[ Laughs ]

Rome: When we bring new people
into our lives...

She could really be
our birth mother.

I said I didn't know
where the father is.

[ Voice breaking ]
But I do know where he is.

I just don't want him to know
where I am.

There's always a risk.

You haven't
met your Aunt Lindsay yet

because she has a problem.

I have the same problem.

Some break our hearts...

You keep saying that you need to
know who you are without cancer.

Maybe I need to figure out
who I am without you.

And others...

Are you a musician, too?

You ever hear of the Red Ferns?

Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Did the band start without me?

Threaten everything.
[ Cellphone beeps ]

That was Oxford.

I didn't get the fellowship.

Oh, my God.
What's wrong?

That's him.
That's Derek.

I'm gonna go with him and get
him to sign the consent form.

Gary: Can't believe
she's coming.

There's actually a visit
on the books.

The last time I saw your sister
was at your wedding.

And if memory serves,
Lindsay was drunk

and trying to force-feed me
a piece of wedding cake.

And that was 30 minutes
before the ceremony.

[ Chuckles ]
That's my sister.

Oh, dude, remember?

She threw up on that
little flower girl.

She filled that whole basket.

Oh, I remember.

She promised me she's sober now.

Oh, the alcoholic
says she's sober,

and we're taking her
at her word.

That's smart.

Dude. I'm sober.

Yeah, the first time
you tried to get sober ended

with you throwing nachos into
the penalty box at the Garden.

That was both juvenile

and a waste of 18-dollar nachos.

I can't believe Katherine
signed off on this visit.

This is good. You get
all your comments out now,

before we get back
into the house.

Look, Katherine and I
have a plan.

Does it involve a wicker basket?

[ Laughing ] I mean,
she filled that whole thing.

[ Both chuckle ]

I am going to be the only one
home when Lindsay gets here.

If she's not really sober,
I'm going to tell her to leave.

We didn't even let Theo know
she's coming, just in case.

But isn't he in the house?

Wasn't that your
four-foot-five child butler

that offered me a Dr Pepper?

He's leaving. Katherine's
taking him to that
new laser tag place.

Ooh, Planet Lazer?

I mean, I've... I've
heard good things.

You are a 36-year-old man.

In two months, I am,

and I know where I'm having
my birthday party.

Pew, pew!

♪♪

♪♪

Okay, I called Planet Lazer.

The 5:15 game already
has 12 reservations.

This is gonna be epic!

Legendary!

Monumental.

Tremendous.

Herculean.

You got me.

Thank you, flashcards!

[ Laughs ]

Ooh, I'm gonna change into stuff

that looks cool
under a black light.

Good idea.

[ Cellphone vibrating ]

[ Cellphone beeps ]

Hey, Carter.

Hey, girl.

Carter, it's Katherine.
Did you mean to call me?

Y-Y-Yeah. I was trying
out something new.

Didn't work.

Anyway, bad news.

Did you see your e-mail?
Dale wants you to come in.

What?

I told everyone I was taking
the afternoon off.

And I reminded them.

But he wants you in this meeting

with a new client
they're trying to woo.

Cheryl Higgins.

Wow.

Dale finally got
Cheryl to come in?

He's been trying to get her
as a client for a year.

I know. It's huge.

That's why he wants you in
the conference room at 5:00.

[ Sighs ]
But I promised Theo.

[ Sighs ]
Yeah, it's just...

I know.

When the managing partner asks
you to come in, he's not asking.

Thanks.

♪♪

Judge show...

Different judge show...

Oh, here we go!

Yeah! Look who's dancin'
on her talk show.

Mm, mm.

Oh, my God.

What?

I have the same haircut
as Ellen.

[ Laughs ]

What are we doing?

We're basically wearing
matching sweatpants,

and we didn't even
talk about it this morning.

We need to get out.

What are you talking about?

When is the last time
you went out?

Uh, yesterday.

Some of the other
basketball moms and I

had coffee while
Sophie was at practice.

Was it at a coffee shop?

It was...
on the bleachers.

Mm.

Joyce had a thermos.

[ Sighing ]
Uh-huh.

Okay, fine.
Where do you want to go?

A bar. Happy hour.

What?
What about Charlie?

Sophie's still grounded.
That's a built-in babysitter.

Okay. Let's do it.

Let me just go tell Sophie.

Great!

And while you're up there,
go change all of your clothes.

And put on a bra.

Or... you know, don't.
Just depends on the outfit.

[ Door opens, closes ]

What's going on?

Uh...

Have you never played
laser tag before?

The object is to shoot
the other team, not sue them.

I have to go to the office.

Oh, but I thought you...
Told them that I was

taking the afternoon off
so I could be there for my son?

I did.
[ Zipper closes ]

You have to tell Lindsay
she can't come.

Katherine...

Eddie, we just told Theo
about your drinking.

I don't need him to see
his aunt fall off the wagon

and wonder if his dad's
gonna do the same thing.

She's my sister.

If she is sober
and I just cancel on her,

it's not exactly sending
a message of support.

I'm sorry, but I can't let her
mess up our life again.

[ Inhales deeply ]

Okay. [ Exhales deeply ]

Way I see it,
you have two choices here.

One, you give me that briefcase
and that blazer

and we let my charm
and those shoulder pads

get me through that meeting.

And what was two?

The law firm
of Newman, Duffy, & Han

covers all
my laser tag expenses.

Including quarters
for the arcade.

Okay, fine.
I'll use the change machine.

Like an animal.

There's no reason today
has to be hard on all of us.

No, Wendy, she said she'd call
in an hour, and she hasn't.

[ Sighing ] Mm-hmm.

[ Whispering ]
What is she saying?

Okay.

Thanks, Wendy.

What'd she say?
[ Sighs ]

There's nothing we can do
until Eve reaches out to us.

She left with Derek
yesterday.
[ Sighs ]

And all we've gotten is one text

saying she'd call us
in 10 minutes,

and that was three hours ago.

I just want to know
where she is.

The phone.
We... We bought her that phone.

Are you seriously worried about
a phone right now, babe?
No!

I bought it on our account,
which means that I can...

[ Cellphone beeps ]
track it.

She's at a hotel in Cambridge.

Let's go.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

I know I said I want
to know where she is,

but what a... what are we doing?

What do you mean?

When we first met with
the social worker,

she told us
how important boundaries are

between adoptive parents
and birth parents.

And now we're gonna
track Eve down?

Rome [Scoffs] we let her
stay at our place.

We gave her a job
at our restaurant.

Whatever it is you're
worried about us doing,
we're already doing it.

You and I sat next to Eve
at that ultrasound.

Saw her hospital gown slip.

The person who gave
her those scars?

She's with him right now.

I'll drive.

[ Knock on door ]

♪♪

[ Chuckles softly ]

Hey, Linds.

Mr. Ed.

[ Chuckles ]

You gonna invite me in
and offer me a drink?

Ohh! Too soon?

Oh!
[ Chuckles ]

'Course.

I thought maybe we could
do some shots

and then hit the wedding cake.

[ Chuckles ]

[ Chuckles ]

I missed you.

I missed you, too.

[ Elevator bell dings ]

Okay, get me up to speed.

They're in there with Cheryl

and more pastries
than I stress-ate

during the finale of
"The Bachelorette."

[ Chuckles ] Okay.

Uh, what about
the trivial stuff,

like, I don't know, who from
the firm's in the meeting?

Oh, right.
Phil, Dale, Chris...

Oh, thanks.

And, uh, Callie?

No, Callie had that family
reunion in Miami this weekend.

And... that's why
Dale called me in.

If you're gonna try
to woo a female client,

gotta let 'em know
you have female attorneys.

Gross.

Super gross.

But you go in there
and prove to them

that you're more
than just a lady...

with fabulously layered hair.

Did you get a haircut?

I did. Thank you.

But no part of me
wants to be a lady right now.

Hi!

You must be Cheryl.

[ Scoffs ]

[ Indistinct conversations,
mid-tempo music plays ]

You know, this might be
my first time single

at a bar in Boston.

[ Chuckles ]

The last time I was single
at a bar was at an airport,

and I met my husband.

Okay, you know what? Tonight,
let's not talk about our past.

No exes.

Sure. Only talk
about the future.

Yes.

And if one of us slips,
she has to do a shot.

Wow.
[ Chuckles ]

Look who went from
zero to hero. Deal.

[ Chuckles ]

And speaking of the future,

here comes husband number two
right now.

Oh.

Looks like happy hour
just got a little happier.

Mind if I join you ladies?

Uh, n-nous? Tu...
Tu veux parler avec nous?

I'm sorry?

Uh...

Paul va à la bibliothèque
dans sa voiture rouge.

Great.

Who's Paul?

And why is he driving
to the library in his red car?

That's everything
I could remember

from ninth grade French class.

[ Both chuckle ]

Oh!
You went to BC, too?

I sure did.

Did you just graduate?

Nah.

Nah, I've... I've been
out for a little while.

You know, just kickin' it.

Hey, can I have
some money for...

Knock yourself out, little man.

[ Chuckles ]
Thanks!

Oh, he's not mine.

I just help his parents out
from time to time.

That is so sweet.

What can I say?
I live to help people.

I'm Gary, by the way.

If you guys could just put
a pin in whatever this is,

my son and I would like
two tickets to the 5:15 game.

This'll just take a sec.

Then you can get back
to making plans for prom.

Ha! [ Chuckles ]

Well, for your information,
I missed my prom.

I got chicken pox
at a surprisingly late age.

Hmm.

You're doing a lot of things
at a surprisingly late age.

Liam: Theo!
Theo: Liam!

He goes to my school.

I think she does, too.

Man: The 5:15 game
is about to begin.

C'mon, guys, let's do this!

Guess we're doing this.
Guess so.

[ Whispering ] BRB.

♪♪

Thanks, Dale.
I'll have my office reach out.

And, Katherine, here's my card

in case you have
any questions for me

while we're
moving our files over.

[ Chuckles ]

I-I am so sorry, Cheryl,
I don't have a card on...

Boom.
Thanks, Carter.

I'll walk you out. I had
the valet bring your car around.

Oh, thank you.

Dale:
Katherine, that was incredible.
It was just perfect.

She loved you.

Thanks, Dale.

Listen...

can I ask you a question?

Do we think you're amazing?
We do.

[ Chuckles ]
I appreciate that, Phil.

But did you ask me here
to meet Cheryl today

because you think I'm amazing
or because I'm a woman?

What?

Because you're amazing.

You're one of our
highest-billing attorneys.

And you're one of our
best litigators.
Yeah.

So it's not because Callie was
at a family reunion in Miami?

No, it's because you are
a fantastic attorney.

So fantastic that last month,

you pulled me off the Polk case
and put Ted on it?

You put Ted on it,
even though Carter and I

did all the prep work.

And, like Phil said, I'm one
of your best litigators.

So if it's not
because I'm a woman,

then what was it?

♪♪

'Cause Cheryl and I would
really like to know.

It's because the client
was uncomfortable.

Martin Polk was uncomfortable?

That is ridiculous.
Martin loves me.

Yes, he does.

But he was uncomfortable
with Carter.

Who crushed it?

She did! Pow!

Carter, would you
give us a minute?

♪♪

♪♪

[ Door opens ]

What?

Nothing.
It's just...

[ Inhales deeply ]

Why now?

I don't know.

I'm about to turn 40.

My friends are all married,
have families.

I saw the birth announcement
you sent out for Charlie,

and I thought...

"Why isn't that me?"

Lindsay.
It's not too late.

You can have an affair
and get someone pregnant, too.

[ Laughs ]

Oh, uh, hey,
I brought this for Theo.

Where is he?

He's playing laser tag
with Gary.

Uh, Katherine and I
wanted... to...

[ Exhales sharply ]

We just weren't sure
what to expect.

Hey, I get it.

You wanted to make sure
I wasn't embarking

on a solo booze cruise.

Katherine and I have been
through a lot with my drinking.

Well... with everything.

How you guys doing?

It was tough.

But we're in
a much better place.

Katherine is determined
to make it work, and so am I.

Hey, the Hallowell.

I remember that concert.

Do you?

Eh, uh,
not totally. No.

[ Chuckles ]

Remember your first gig?

Oh, you mean the time
I had to watch my sister

go to second base
with the bouncer?

It was first base, and it got
you 10 minutes of stage time.

You're welcome.

Hmm.

Hey, I want to hear
the new album

you've been working on
with, um...

What's her name, again?
Dakota.

Oh, that's right.

You used to go to all my gigs.

Because I believed in you.

I still do.

♪♪

Hello. W-W-We're looking
for a hotel guest.

Can you, uh, tell us what
room Derek Jones is in?

I'm sorry. I can't give out
that information.

But if you like,
I can call up to the room and...

No!

The woman he's with...

We think she might be in danger.

Should I call the police?
No.

The thing is, if...
If we do that, it...

it could make things worse.

♪♪

[ Telephone ringing ]

I'm sorry.
It's company policy.

I can't tell you
the room number.

[ Ringing continues ]

Hotel Walden.
Thank you for calling.

1218.

Thank you.

♪♪

[ Sighs ]

By the way,

those photos you sent me of Theo
are adorable.

[ Chuckles ]

And you're right...
He's Asian you.

That Halloween costume?
I can't believe you made that.

Who goes as a pencil cup?

What is this?
Is this cocaine?

Uh...
t-that's not mine.

Damn it, Lindsay,
you told me you were sober.

I am sober.

Really?
Then whose coke is this?

You know what?
We're not doing this.

You gotta go.

You're kicking me out?

After everything
I've done for you?

Wait, Eddie... Eddie!
You have to believe me...

Just stop... just stop
with the lies.

Eddie, please!
You need to leave.

♪♪

Go.

♪♪

No, you said it!
You said Jon's favorite
drink was an Old Fashioned.

You got to drink!

I was referencing
my dead husband!

Drink!
[ Groans ]

Happy Hour Maggie is so bossy!

[ Chuckles ]

Good.

Mm!

Doesn't that guy over there with
the beard look just like...

Gary? [ Chuckling ] No!
[ Scoffs ]

[ Chuckles ]

Oh, you bitch!
Oh, yeah.

[ Scoffs ] Oh, God.

[ Chuckles ]

Mm.

Anyways, you were saying?
Whew!

Um, right.
[ Chuckles ]

So, a bunch of my colleagues
are trying to talk me

into joining this
research project

about dreams
and repressed memories,

but I don't know.

After I didn't get
the fellowship at Oxford,

I just feel like I...
I'm afraid...

What are you looking at?

There's this really
cute guy over there

who's checking you out
right now.
What?

No, don't look! Don't look!
Don't, don't, don't, don't!

[ Yawning ]

Oh, wow.

Oh, my.

Are you yawning?
Really?

Yeah. I was...
I'm very tired.

[ Laughs ]

♪♪

♪♪

[ Laser gun chirps ]
Male voice: Shields down.

Pleasure doing
business with you.

[ Laser gun chirps ]
Shields down.

[ As Tony Montana ]
Say hello...

Shields up.

Player ready.

[ Laser gun chirps ]
Shields down.

To my little friend!

[ Laser gun chirps ]
Shields down.

Boy: Reload!

[ Exhales deeply ]

[ Normal voice ]
Nobody gave us nothing.

So we're gonna take everything.

Liam: But I shot you!

Doesn't count!
Unofficial!

Don't be a sore loser, Theo.

I shot you in the chest
fair and square.

While you were running!

A direct violation of Rule Two.

Game Master Dave!

Those were unearned points,
Liam.

Unearned!
Shields down.

Can you settle this, please?

Sorry. I didn't see it.
[ Chuckles ]

♪♪

I'm out!

Shields down.

Okay.
[ Clears throat ]

Well...
[ Groans ]

Good game.

Enjoy your afternoon.

Whoa.
Where are you going?

He's leaving.

Thought it'd be better
if I went with him.

He's my ride.

You can't let him leave.
The boys need to talk.

Yeah, I'm not a real parent.

Really?

Well, I am, and I know

Katherine would want them
to work this out.

So go find him, and we'll meet
you at the change machine.

No.

We'll meet you
at the... foosball table.

♪♪

Thank you.

Bartender: No problem.

[ Mid-tempo music plays ]

You've been pretending
not to look at him
for, like, 10 minutes.

[ Sighs ]
Why don't you go over there
and actually talk to him?

Because it could lead to
more than just talking.

Which is exactly why
you should go over there.

Right? Let loose!

You hook up with a guy.
So what?

Have a little fun.

Um, you realize

that's the exact opposite advice
you gave Sophie?

Oh, you're right.

Now smoke a joint and go
have sex with that guy.

[ Laughs ]

You know, it turns out
that every decision you make

does not have to last
for the rest of your life.

Hmm?

That research project
or this extremely cute guy...

They can be things
you just do for a while.

For a year.

Or one fabulous night.

'Cause if there's
one thing we've learned

from losing
your brother and Jon,

it's that life can
change in a moment.

I know.
I have to take a shot.

Yep.

You know what?
Change of plans.

You stay here.
I'm gonna go get him.

What?
[ Chuckles ]

No!
Watch me.

Don't!

[ Chuckles ]
♪ I'm a matchmaker ♪

[ Giggles ]

Does this usually work for you?

The hanging back
and doing nothing approach?

Apparently.

Well played.

Uh, but if you're done
playing Bug-A-Boo,

why don't you buy me
and my friend a drink?

Bug-A...

Oh, do you mean Peek-A-Boo?

I do. [ Laughs ]

[ Chuckling ] Okay.

I'm Miles.

I'm Delilah.

But, more importantly,
that's Maggie.

Oh.

♪♪

[ Knock on door ]

I thought I made myself clear.

I don't want you here.

Wow. Looks like
the honeymoon phase is over.

Dakota.

Sorry. I... thought
you were my sister.

Oh. Well, as long as
you're only talking
that way to your family...

I just came by to get my capo.

I got a gig tonight,
and I know I left it here, so...

You okay?

Yeah.

Hey, if you want,
you can just, uh, borrow mine.

Mm.
They're only like
eight bucks.

How much does
this gig pay, anyway?

Eh, it's my lucky one.

I know I left it here.

[ Sighs ]

♪♪

Is... this
what you're looking for?

♪♪

[ Elevator bell dings ]

It's 1218, right?
Not 1812?

Yeah.

You sure?

I was.

There it is.
There it is.

Eve: Stop it!

[ Laughs ]
No, seriously, Derek.

Stop it!
Are they laughing?

We have to go in there.
No.

Gina...
I'm not sure that's
the right thing to do.

No, you're right. We should...
We should call Wendy.

She can get someone from
the shelter to help us.

No. We're not calling Wendy.
We're not doing anything.

Do you hear what's happening?

Yeah.
They're laughing.

No, no.
He's sucking her back in.

You're the one who
wanted to come here.

Yeah, to make sure
that she was okay.

And it sounds like she is.

We are not gonna
let her go back to him.

We're not gonna
stand here...
[ Door opens ]

Eve: Come on, D,
let's go downstairs.

♪♪

What are they doing here?

You alright, Eve?

Of course she's alright.
Why wouldn't she be alright?

Wait, what the hell is going on?

D, look at me.
Hey.

These are the people that
want to adopt our baby.

Remember? The couple that
I was telling you about?

I told Derek all about you guys.

W-Why don't you two come in?

I want you guys to
get to know each other.

♪♪

Just because you have a problem,
Eddie, doesn't mean that I do.

No, but because
I have a problem,

I can identify
when someone else does.

You gotta stop, Dakota.

[ Chuckling ]
Okay, Dad.

Look, we talked about this.

I'm the same way.

I drank. I did coke.

I never performed sober.

Part of me felt like I wasn't
talented without it.

But trust me,
you don't need this.

Eddie, we are about to
finish this album.

I'm not changing
what we're doing now.

What are we gonna use to get
through it, your mentoring?

Look, you said so yourself...

You need this
just as much as I do.

So I will see you
tomorrow at ten.

Or I won't.

You let me know.

♪♪

No, I'm not gonna calm down!

There are rules, and if we don't
follow them, it's chaos!

Liam, do you hear
what Theo's saying?

Yeah, but it's just a game.

A game with rules that
were clearly established.

Rules were made to be broken.

Is what I would say
if I was joking.

But I'm not.

Obviously, you're right, pal.

Rules are important.

But at the same time,
it's good to be flexible.

You know?

We can't let someone else
breaking the rules

keep us from being happy.

Right?

What do you say we play again?

Yes, and this time, we can
all be on the same team.

Great idea!

Okay, red team,
here's the plan...

When we get in there,
Theo, Liam, you take left flank.

Gary, you go straight
down the center.

Cool.

Straight down the center?

But I'll get shot.

Yeah.
You're the bait.

"Bug-A-Boo"?
[ Laughter ]

I wasn't born here, okay?

And Peek-A-Boo does
not make any more sense.

Well, I think the idea
is that you look...

Peek... And then you scare them.

Boo!
[ Screams ]

[ Laughter ]

Oh. You know the expression
"scapegoat"?

Uh-huh.

She thought
it was "escape goat."

Yes, because I thought
they got you out of
trouble by escaping.

I a-stand by that.

You "a-stand" by that?

[ Laughter ]
Yeah.

Well, as much as I love
you two making fun of me,

I'm, um, gonna
go get us another round.

You two stay here
and just keep on talking.

Miles is an EMT,
and Maggie is a therapist.

You fix people on the outside,
she fixes them on the inside.

You're like two kernels
on the same corn cob.

Maggie: [ Chuckles ]

She means two peas in a pod.

[ Chuckles ]

Whatever.

[ Laughs ]

♪♪

Derek:
And look, I know you guys

have probably heard
some stuff about me.

Sometimes I can get
a little heated.

But I'm gonna get some help.

Take some anger management
classes, right?

Eve: Yeah, we want
a fresh start.

Derek has a great job
at DevCon Pharmaceuticals.

So we're gonna go back
to Philly together

and have the life
we always wanted.

Yeah.

And then maybe in the future,
when we're ready,

we can have a baby of our own.

Wow, Eve, it seems like you've
given this a lot of thought.

Yeah, Wendy.

I really have.

♪♪

Linds, it's me again.

[ Sighs ]

I am so, so sorry.

[ Door opens ]

I don't know what else to say.
[ Door closes ]

Um, please call me back.
Katherine: Eddie!

The greatest thing
just happened.

I've been waiting eight years
to tell them off,

and I finally did it.

Suck it, Dale! Suck it, Ted!
Suck it, Phil!

Individually and collectively,
you can all suck it!

Whoa, whoa.
What are we talking about?

[ Door opens, closes ]
I quit! I quit my job!

Oh, she didn't just quit. She
went out in a blaze of glory!

Remember that Polk case...
The one I told you

that they took me off
because I was a woman?

It was because
you were a woman?
No!

It's 'cause they're
homophobic and they didn't
want to work with Carter.

And the firm just
let that happen.

Can they do that?
No, they can't.

But they did.
And I quit!

She quit!

[ Both laugh ]
Isn't that exciting?!

Ah!

So exciting!

[ Mid-tempo music plays ]

What are you doing?!

You're supposed to be
flirting your ass off.

Uh, actually, you're supposed
to be flirting your ass off.

What?

Bug-a-boo!

He likes you.

♪♪

Oh!

He can't like me.

And yet, he does.

What? No!
I can't just...

You can't go over there
and have fun

with a hot guy who's into you?

Why not?

Well, because, for starters,

he's, like, what,
10 years younger than me.

And... And... And... And he
doesn't know anything about me.

Hey.

It turns out,
every decision you make

doesn't have to last
the rest of your life.
Oh...

[ Chuckles ]
Just get out there
and see what happens!

It doesn't have
to mean anything.

Just let yourself have
some fun for one night.

Just tonight.
[ Laughs ]

Do you need one
of Sophie's joints?

[ Laughs ]
Get in there!

Go.

Regina: It's lucky
that the hotel had a notary

so we can make this official.

♪♪

I think that's just standard
boiler plate stuff.

So that you're not financially
responsible for the baby.

Legal jargon.

Jargon.
That's a word, right?

Jargon.
Doesn't sound like it.

Jarg-on.

Can you try saying it?

Jar...

Evie, are you sure we're doing
the right thing?

♪♪

This is our baby.

Is this what you want?

What I want is to have
a fresh start with you.

You have an amazing job.

We're gonna move back
in together.

I just don't think we need
this added pressure right now.

Mm.
Hey.

And later,
when the time is right,

that's when we'll
start a family.

Okay.

[ Sniffs, clears throat ]

♪♪

[ Pen clicks ]

And now I'll just notarize this.

Okay.

I love you.

[ Whispering ] We still have to
get her out of here.

♪♪

And you are signed as witnesses.

Okay.

Uh... Oh, sorry.
Regina, this one's yours.

♪♪

Derek: Regina?

I thought your name was Wendy.

Regina's my first name.

My middle name's Wendy.

Please don't call her Regina.
It means queen.

You don't want that
going to her head. Am I right?

[ Chuckles ]

Okay, baby, we should, uh,
get our stuff and check out.

Want to get to Philly
before traffic, alright?

Rome: Wait.
Wait a minute.

You cannot leave town
without taking him

to that ice cream place
we took you to.

Ah, yeah, Cabot's.

She's been having
these cravings.

I mean, you will, too,
when you try that place.

[ Chuckling ] Hmm.

What do you say, babe?

Yeah, sure.
Let's do it.

The last time,
the baby kicked so hard,

I was in the bathroom
for 20 minutes.

Worth it
for that mint chip, though.

Mm, mint chip.
She knows me.

[ Laughter ]

Alright. Hey.

♪♪

You take care of yourself, okay?

Okay.

♪♪

Regina:
[ Clears throat ]

♪♪

Hey, Wendy, it's Regina.

We found Eve.

Here's the plan.

[ All chanting "Red!", "Green!",
or "Blue!" ]

Gary: Show it to me!

Yes! Yes!
Ohh!

Sorry.
There could only be one.
Good job!

It's okay, people.
It's not your fault.
We're just better.

Oh, 94% accuracy?

Who's Phoenix?

Last time, I got 96%.

I blame the gun.

How often are you here?

Just that one other time.

[ Chuckling ] Uh-huh.

Where did you train, Fallujah?

[ Chuckles ]
Well, technically, Fort Devens.

[ Laughing ] Yeah, okay.

Oh, seriously?

I'm on reserve now, but I was
active duty for 18 months.

Iraq.

Thank you for your service.
Mm-hmm.

Uncle Gary, can Liam and I
play Skee-Ball?

Knock yourself out, dude.

Yes!

Whoa!
But not really!

I'm self-employed and uninsured.

[ Chuckles ]

He called you Uncle Gary.
Are you Eddie's brother?

Kind of.

I don't know if Katherine
told you, but we, uh...

we lost a friend last year.

Oh. Yeah. I heard.

I'm sorry.

I've also...

We've lost too many vets
to suicide.

Yeah, I'm sorry, too.

Wait a minute.

You're Guardian Gary.

[ Chuckling ] Okay.

[ Chuckling ]
Yeah, I am.

Wait, how do you know that?

Katherine told me.

She leaned on me a lot
this last year.

The moms at our school,
they can be rough,

and when Steve and I split,
they were ruthless.

Ohh.

Oh, my God, no.
Steve didn't cheat on me.

He's the best.
We just...

We got married young
and divorced young.

So we could be...
hot single parents.

[ Snickers ]

[ Chuckles ]

I like that.

Uncle Gary, you playing?

You know I am!

Sorry, Phoenix.

Duty calls.

[ Chuckles ]

♪♪

Okay, that's the last of it.

[ Exhales deeply ]

Hey, lady.

About what you did today...

[ Voice breaking ]
No one's ever stood up
for me like that before.

You've had my back
for eight years.

Well, nine in April,
but point taken.

[ Laughs ]

Thank you.

[ Inhales deeply ]

[ Door closes ]

[ Chuckles ]

What did I just do?

[ Sighs ]

Okay. We... We can
figure it out.

I'll start looking for a job.

And... we have some
savings, right?

The money coming in from Dakota.

We'll be okay, right?

We are gonna be fine.

Okay.

But there's something
that... you need to know.

When I was with
my sister today...

Oh, yeah.
Where is she?

I kicked her out.

I found coke when
she was unpacking.

Oh, Eddie.
I am so sorry.

It wasn't hers.
It was Dakota's.

What?

Apparently, she's been using

the entire time we've
been working together.

Well, you have to stop
working with her.

I just... quit my job.

[ Sighs ] I'll, uh...

I'll call Dale,
I'll apologize, I...

No.

Dakota has a problem,
but I can handle it.

From now on, we are gonna work

in the garage
or the recording studio.

Theo won't be there.

She will never be inside
of this house again.

We are going to get
through the album,

we're gonna get the money,
we're gonna get Dakota help,

and we're gonna find you
the job that you deserve.

[ Sighs ]

♪♪

Rome:
What is she saying?

The police have
the restraining order,

and Eve is at a safe house.

Okay.

Thank you, Wendy.

And please thank everyone
at the shelter.

Yeah.
Okay.

And everyone there
has our number,

for when she goes into labor?

Derek:
Where the hell is she?!

Eve!

Hey!

Hey! Where is she?!

Eve!

Eve!

Tell me where she is!

Eve?! Where is she?!
[ Grunts ] Excuse me!

She's not here!
Eve?!

We don't know where she is.

But we do know where
Gerald Buckley is.

How do you know my boss?

We looked you up.
Eve was right.

You have a very impressive
sales job in Philadelphia.

Be a shame if Gerald found out
about your restraining order.

Or that you like to hit women.

[ Exhales sharply ]

If you start this, you better
be ready to finish it.

♪♪

♪♪

Doesn't matter.

She's just gonna end up
coming back to me anyway.

[ Scoffs ] You so much as
say her name out loud,

and we will come for you.

And we will never stop
coming for you.

[ Scoffs ]

You know what?

She's not even worth it.

♪♪

I'm just a little
scared of you right now.

[ Laughs ]

Go, Liam!
Liam: Come on! Come on!

Yes!
[ Bell dings ]

[ Laughs ]
Gary: Alright. My turn.

Man: Blue team,
you're up in Zone 1.

[ Blows ]

[ Sniffs ]

[ Bell dings ]

Boom! Crushed you!

[ Laughs ]

It was a very close game.
You both played well.

I'm gonna get more quarters.

[ Both snicker ]

Hey. We gotta go.

Liam's dad is taking him
out to dinner.

Oh.

It was nice to meet you.

Yeah, it's...
nice meeting you, too.

And thanks for what
you did with Theo.

It was good for him to see
that even though

sometimes life doesn't go
the way as planned,

it can still be fun.

Speaking of which,
I have something for you.

Oh!

I'll be honest, I did not
peg you for a Becky.

I'm not.
My name's Darcy.

That's Becky.

♪♪

I felt bad about earlier.

Have fun at the prom.

♪♪

♪♪

[ Slow music plays ]

Bartender: It's true...
You and I have the same job.

We listen to people's
problems all day.

Yeah, except I only serve
alcohol on special occasions.

[ Laughs ]

[ Cellphone vibrating ]

Who's calling me from England?

[ Cellphone beeps ]

Hello?

Uh, yes,
this is Dr. Bloom.

Yes, of course I'm... I'm still
interested in the fellowship.

But, um, I thought that...

Oh.

O... Well, that... that's great.

I mean, not for her
grandmother, but...

Uh-huh.

You know what?

Yes. Absolutely.

I would love to do it.

I'm... I'm in.

♪♪

[ Cellphone beeps ]

♪♪

I'm going to Oxford.

Hey.

[ Both laugh ]

♪♪

♪♪

[ Horn honks ]

[ Both laugh ]

♪♪

[ Laughs ]

♪♪

[ Amplified ]
Okay, and this is my impression
of a T-rex going clubbing.

[ Dance music plays ]
Everybody clap your hands!

♪♪

I can't!

Wow!
[ Laughs ]

[ Laugh track plays ]

Okay, bud, I am giving you
the light.

Alright.
That's my time.

You guys have been great.

[ Laughter ]

It was really nice to meet you,
Aunt Lindsay.

Oh!

Please don't wait another
ten years to visit.

[ Chuckles ]

Katherine:
I'll go tuck him in.

I... It was really
good to see you.

You, too.

I'm glad you're doing so well.

Theo: [ Amplified, deep voice ]
Mom!

Search your feelings!

You know it's time for cuddles!

Don't worry.
The batteries come out.

[ Laughs ]
Eddie: Hey, Linds.

I'm sorry again about earlier.

I just...

Oh, I get it.

And I really am trying.

I'm glad we're in each other's
lives again.

Me, too.

[ Chuckles ]

I love you, Mr. Ed.

Love you, too.

You know, um,
since I've been sober,

I've been thinking
a lot about stuff.

Do you remember the lake house?

Yeah. Why?

Did you ever wonder
why we stopped going?

Not really.

I just thought after
the accident...

After Alex Stewart died...

Mom and Dad didn't
want to go back.

[ Sighs ] Right.

I should get going.

Why?

Theo: [ Normal voice ]
Dad! Time for cuddles!

Yeah, coming!

We haven't been to that
lake house in 20 years.

Why are you thinking
about it now?

I... No reason.

I guess I was just
being nostalgic.

Dad!

Go say good night to your son.

He's pretty great.

[ Smooches ]

♪♪

[ Door closes ]

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

That's my boy!

♪♪