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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:34,159 --> 00:00:38,163 - Now, Mrs. Detweiler, how may I help you? 2 00:00:39,248 --> 00:00:41,592 It's about my husband. 3 00:00:41,917 --> 00:00:43,635 Your late husband? 4 00:00:43,661 --> 00:00:44,833 Well, sort of. 5 00:00:46,372 --> 00:00:48,875 - This is sort of about your late husband? 6 00:00:49,208 --> 00:00:52,382 - No, I mean my husband is sort of late. 7 00:00:54,380 --> 00:00:55,677 What a pickle. 8 00:00:57,007 --> 00:00:58,884 Your husband is not dead after all? 9 00:00:59,218 --> 00:01:01,892 - But he is, Mr. Omar, I know he is. 10 00:01:03,013 --> 00:01:04,640 Mrs. Detweiler. 11 00:01:04,974 --> 00:01:06,851 Oh call me Amanda. 12 00:01:07,184 --> 00:01:10,814 - Mrs. Amanda, perhaps you should explain 13 00:01:11,146 --> 00:01:15,447 exactly what did or did not happen to your husband. 14 00:01:15,776 --> 00:01:18,154 - It happened last week, when Clinton was away 15 00:01:18,487 --> 00:01:20,535 on a business trip to Dallas, 16 00:01:20,864 --> 00:01:22,036 and the hotel desk clerk said 17 00:01:22,366 --> 00:01:24,994 he saw him leave for dinner around 7:00, 18 00:01:25,327 --> 00:01:28,422 but when he came back, he wasn't alone. 19 00:01:29,456 --> 00:01:30,548 He was with- 20 00:01:30,874 --> 00:01:32,000 A woman? 21 00:01:32,334 --> 00:01:33,677 Why, yes! 22 00:01:34,003 --> 00:01:35,880 Mr. Omar, that's uncanny! 23 00:01:36,839 --> 00:01:38,807 Oh, call it a gift. 24 00:01:39,133 --> 00:01:40,134 Please, continue. 25 00:01:41,844 --> 00:01:44,893 - When the maid came in the next morning, no Clinton. 26 00:01:45,222 --> 00:01:47,224 - What of this mysterious woman? 27 00:01:47,558 --> 00:01:50,232 - There was no sign of either of them. 28 00:01:50,561 --> 00:01:53,189 You know the really strange part? 29 00:01:53,522 --> 00:01:55,695 They found ashes in his bed. 30 00:01:57,901 --> 00:01:58,823 Ashes? 31 00:02:00,112 --> 00:02:01,910 Now what's so strange about that? 32 00:02:02,239 --> 00:02:04,958 Perhaps Mr. Detvveiler smokes in his sleep. 33 00:02:05,284 --> 00:02:06,957 50 pounds of ashes? 34 00:02:08,287 --> 00:02:10,881 - Hokey smokes, that's a lot of ashes. 35 00:02:11,206 --> 00:02:14,460 - What's more, they found these among them. 36 00:02:16,211 --> 00:02:20,682 Clinton's gold watch and gold necklace. 37 00:02:24,219 --> 00:02:25,937 They are valuable? 38 00:02:26,972 --> 00:02:28,098 Oh very. 39 00:02:28,432 --> 00:02:31,231 Clinton would never go anywhere without them. 40 00:02:31,560 --> 00:02:34,564 That's why I know something terrible has happened 41 00:02:34,897 --> 00:02:35,864 to my Clinton. 42 00:02:37,483 --> 00:02:41,613 - Oh wait, Mrs. Detweiler, these things of your husband, 43 00:02:41,945 --> 00:02:45,825 they are just pulsing with psychic vibrations, 44 00:02:46,158 --> 00:02:48,456 so I will keep them for further study. 45 00:02:48,786 --> 00:02:50,333 Of course, anything! 46 00:02:51,580 --> 00:02:53,708 Before we begin, 47 00:02:54,041 --> 00:02:57,170 it is necessary to first seduce the spirits 48 00:02:57,503 --> 00:02:59,050 with a small donation. 49 00:03:00,506 --> 00:03:01,883 I beg your pardon? 50 00:03:02,216 --> 00:03:03,342 Cash in advance! 51 00:03:04,718 --> 00:03:05,594 Oh, I see. 52 00:03:16,939 --> 00:03:18,156 I like that one. 53 00:03:18,482 --> 00:03:19,028 Oh. 54 00:03:21,360 --> 00:03:24,159 - This should appease the spirits from beyond, 55 00:03:24,488 --> 00:03:27,867 and they will give us their full cooperation. 56 00:03:28,200 --> 00:03:30,294 This crystal was gotten from a tomb 57 00:03:30,661 --> 00:03:34,507 2,000 years ago, but I warn you, 58 00:03:35,791 --> 00:03:37,919 I must have absolute silence. 59 00:03:39,128 --> 00:03:41,176 You must not speak. 60 00:03:41,505 --> 00:03:44,258 Let that spirit first speaks to you. 61 00:03:46,093 --> 00:03:47,936 Do you understand? 62 00:04:08,031 --> 00:04:10,159 flhundeflng) 63 00:04:11,910 --> 00:04:14,754 Champion of the abyss, hear me 64 00:04:16,206 --> 00:04:17,879 Remove the veil of the light 65 00:04:18,208 --> 00:04:20,256 between this world and the next. 66 00:04:20,586 --> 00:04:22,554 I call into the black pit. 67 00:04:23,839 --> 00:04:26,388 I am summoning Clinton Detweiler. 68 00:04:27,634 --> 00:04:28,305 Clinton! 69 00:04:29,428 --> 00:04:30,930 Are you out there? 70 00:04:47,821 --> 00:04:49,789 Well, hello there, missy. 71 00:04:52,993 --> 00:04:55,746 Are you from around these parts? 72 00:04:56,079 --> 00:04:56,625 Clint! 73 00:04:57,748 --> 00:04:59,250 Clint, honey! 74 00:04:59,583 --> 00:05:01,005 Is that really you? 75 00:05:02,336 --> 00:05:04,885 - I don't believe I caught the name, darling. 76 00:05:05,214 --> 00:05:07,967 - Why Clint, it's your wife, Amanda! 77 00:05:09,676 --> 00:05:12,930 - I don't get back to Dallas nearly as often as I'd like. 78 00:05:13,263 --> 00:05:14,936 Gives me an excuse to get away from the old lady, 79 00:05:15,265 --> 00:05:15,936 you know what I mean? 80 00:05:16,266 --> 00:05:17,563 What? 81 00:05:17,893 --> 00:05:19,019 What's she like? 82 00:05:19,353 --> 00:05:20,354 Nothing special. 83 00:05:20,687 --> 00:05:24,191 Why hell, she ain't half as pretty as you are. 84 00:05:24,525 --> 00:05:28,200 Why you son of a bitch! 85 00:05:28,529 --> 00:05:32,159 - Why ain't you the feisty little minx. 86 00:05:32,491 --> 00:05:36,337 Let's say we go to my hotel room and fuss around. 87 00:05:38,956 --> 00:05:43,052 Well here we are darling, the Lyndon B. Johnson suite. 88 00:05:46,213 --> 00:05:47,715 Traipse your little fanny over here 89 00:05:48,048 --> 00:05:52,019 and I'll show you a real Texas longhorn. 90 00:05:55,138 --> 00:05:56,014 Oh my god! 91 00:05:57,808 --> 00:05:58,684 Oh my god. 92 00:06:00,143 --> 00:06:01,315 Oh! 93 00:06:07,150 --> 00:06:07,992 Oh that's right baby! 94 00:06:08,318 --> 00:06:09,991 Oh 0h oh oh oh ride it! 95 00:06:11,738 --> 00:06:14,161 Ride the big stallion of love! 96 00:06:17,244 --> 00:06:22,842 Yeeh aw! 97 00:06:28,714 --> 00:06:30,057 That was some mess. 98 00:06:32,676 --> 00:06:35,520 - If you think I'm gonna sit here 99 00:06:35,846 --> 00:06:39,726 and listen to you get your hog washed by some floozy, 100 00:06:40,058 --> 00:06:42,231 well you are sadly mistaken! 101 00:06:43,270 --> 00:06:45,193 If you see Mr. Omar in there, 102 00:06:45,522 --> 00:06:50,028 will you kindly tell him I can show myself out! 103 00:06:50,360 --> 00:06:50,952 Wait! 104 00:06:51,278 --> 00:06:53,076 What are you doing down there? 105 00:06:53,405 --> 00:06:54,657 Hey, watch the teeth, will you? 106 00:06:54,990 --> 00:06:55,866 Hey, cut it out! 107 00:06:56,199 --> 00:06:56,825 Hey! 108 00:07:04,750 --> 00:07:07,629 Clint, honey, what's wrong! 109 00:07:07,961 --> 00:07:08,712 He's gone. 110 00:07:10,255 --> 00:07:12,007 She bit him. 111 00:07:12,341 --> 00:07:13,888 She bit him in the... 112 00:07:14,217 --> 00:07:16,185 She bit him in the... 113 00:07:16,511 --> 00:07:18,138 Oh my god, she sees me! 114 00:07:19,222 --> 00:07:20,223 Get away! 115 00:07:20,557 --> 00:07:21,058 Get away fast! 116 00:07:21,391 --> 00:07:22,108 Beat it! 117 00:07:22,434 --> 00:07:23,310 No no no no no! 118 00:07:34,863 --> 00:07:37,207 What's the matter, bitch? 119 00:07:37,532 --> 00:07:40,331 I thought I told you once already 120 00:07:40,661 --> 00:07:42,834 to keep that big mouth shut! 121 00:07:54,383 --> 00:07:57,102 Now I've gotta sing a song and it won't be long 122 00:07:57,427 --> 00:07:58,599 One two 123 00:07:58,929 --> 00:08:01,682 One two three four 124 00:08:06,395 --> 00:08:08,773 Sucky sucky sucky sucky succubus 125 00:08:09,106 --> 00:08:11,575 Sucky sucky sucky sucky succubus 126 00:08:11,900 --> 00:08:14,323 Sucky sucky sucky sucky succubus 127 00:08:14,653 --> 00:08:15,996 Suck me 128 00:08:16,321 --> 00:08:17,368 Suck you 129 00:08:17,698 --> 00:08:18,665 Suck your brains all out 130 00:08:18,990 --> 00:08:20,742 'Til you're ghostly blue 131 00:08:21,076 --> 00:08:25,172 Look into her eyes and there's no glimmer 132 00:08:26,623 --> 00:08:30,719 Better cross yourself 'cause she's a sinner 133 00:08:32,879 --> 00:08:36,975 She's bound to dominate your soul 134 00:08:38,301 --> 00:08:40,474 Sorority sister succubus 135 00:08:40,804 --> 00:08:43,398 Rock and roll 136 00:08:44,516 --> 00:08:48,612 If it's for the right girl you've been waiting 137 00:08:50,355 --> 00:08:54,201 Look again 'cause she's at least with Satan 138 00:08:56,528 --> 00:09:00,328 She's a demon force beyond control 139 00:09:01,533 --> 00:09:03,877 Sorority sister succubus 140 00:09:04,202 --> 00:09:06,546 Rock and roll 141 00:09:22,471 --> 00:09:26,567 She will drag you six feet in the hole 142 00:09:28,101 --> 00:09:30,229 Sorority sister succubus 143 00:09:30,562 --> 00:09:33,156 Rock and roll 144 00:09:37,360 --> 00:09:39,988 They might try to reach her 145 00:09:40,322 --> 00:09:42,950 Now you're going to the creature 146 00:09:43,283 --> 00:09:45,752 Forget about your wickedness 147 00:09:46,077 --> 00:09:48,546 She sees a cross she starts to hiss 148 00:09:48,872 --> 00:09:51,421 She sees a cross she spits out hisses 149 00:09:51,750 --> 00:09:55,300 She's a super psycho missus 150 00:09:58,048 --> 00:10:02,144 Better guys would think that she's a winner 151 00:10:04,012 --> 00:10:08,108 Hide the steak knives when you're out to dinner 152 00:10:09,684 --> 00:10:13,780 She will nibble off your crescent roll 153 00:10:15,482 --> 00:10:17,826 Sorority sister succubus 154 00:10:18,151 --> 00:10:20,495 Rock and roll 155 00:10:21,822 --> 00:10:23,540 She's a teenage succubus 156 00:10:23,865 --> 00:10:24,582 Rock and roll 157 00:10:24,908 --> 00:10:26,535 She's a teenage succubus 158 00:10:26,868 --> 00:10:27,494 Rock and roll 159 00:10:27,828 --> 00:10:29,796 She's a teenage succubus 160 00:10:30,121 --> 00:10:34,092 Bless my soul 161 00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:15,792 Could someone give me a hand? 162 00:11:22,048 --> 00:11:25,427 I said could someone give me a hand here? 163 00:11:29,681 --> 00:11:30,557 Thanks a lot! 164 00:11:31,641 --> 00:11:32,563 Huh? 165 00:11:33,685 --> 00:11:34,902 Thanks a lot. 166 00:11:36,479 --> 00:11:38,026 Oh, you're welcome. 167 00:11:46,615 --> 00:11:48,993 - Hey kiddo, finally made it back. 168 00:11:49,326 --> 00:11:51,624 - You won't believe how much stuff they had there. 169 00:11:51,953 --> 00:11:53,455 I could've stayed all night. 170 00:11:53,788 --> 00:11:56,166 Let me guess, a flea market. 171 00:11:57,709 --> 00:11:58,301 Mmmmm. 172 00:11:58,627 --> 00:11:59,378 What else? 173 00:12:00,545 --> 00:12:02,923 This is becoming a compulsion. 174 00:12:03,256 --> 00:12:05,384 You can't get anything else into your room 175 00:12:05,717 --> 00:12:07,469 and now you're starting to fill up the attic 176 00:12:07,802 --> 00:12:08,519 and the garage. 177 00:12:08,845 --> 00:12:10,472 Oh lay off, will you? 178 00:12:10,805 --> 00:12:13,228 You gotta have your hobbies. 179 00:12:13,558 --> 00:12:15,310 God knows we don't have any boyfriends. 180 00:12:15,644 --> 00:12:16,440 I do, 181 00:12:17,437 --> 00:12:18,689 sort of. 182 00:12:19,022 --> 00:12:21,650 - Well, at least you got your music. 183 00:12:21,983 --> 00:12:23,280 Me, I like to cook. 184 00:12:23,610 --> 00:12:24,532 We know. 185 00:12:26,154 --> 00:12:27,371 - I don't see why Marci shouldn't feel 186 00:12:27,697 --> 00:12:29,495 free to collect her... 187 00:12:31,368 --> 00:12:32,210 Antiques. 188 00:12:32,535 --> 00:12:33,127 Yeah. 189 00:12:33,453 --> 00:12:34,625 Hey, look, all I'm saying is 190 00:12:34,955 --> 00:12:38,084 I don't want to piss off the other girls. 191 00:12:38,416 --> 00:12:40,464 We barely made it into this sorority 192 00:12:40,794 --> 00:12:43,764 and I don't wanna get kicked out. 193 00:12:44,089 --> 00:12:45,341 Oh don't worry. 194 00:12:46,633 --> 00:12:47,725 Wanna see what I got? 195 00:12:48,051 --> 00:12:48,677 Sure. 196 00:12:49,010 --> 00:12:49,886 Melody? 197 00:12:50,220 --> 00:12:50,766 Okay- 198 00:12:53,723 --> 00:12:54,565 Look at this? 199 00:12:54,891 --> 00:12:55,983 Isn't this darling? 200 00:12:56,309 --> 00:12:58,403 I can't wait 'til the weather gets warm so I can wear it. 201 00:12:58,728 --> 00:13:02,232 - Boy it goes great with her eyes, doesn't it? 202 00:13:02,565 --> 00:13:04,533 I couldn't resist these. 203 00:13:07,362 --> 00:13:08,534 What are they? 204 00:13:08,863 --> 00:13:11,161 - Matching salt and pepper shakers. 205 00:13:11,491 --> 00:13:12,458 Oh great. 206 00:13:12,784 --> 00:13:14,878 We could use them the next time we entertain. 207 00:13:15,203 --> 00:13:18,958 - Yeah, especially if Mr. Green jeans comes over. 208 00:13:20,709 --> 00:13:22,677 Aaughs) 209 00:13:25,964 --> 00:13:28,012 Hey I didn't know you wore these. 210 00:13:28,341 --> 00:13:29,388 I don't. 211 00:13:29,718 --> 00:13:31,641 I bought them for you. 212 00:13:31,970 --> 00:13:32,721 Oh thanks! 213 00:13:35,223 --> 00:13:37,396 Break it up, you guys- 214 00:13:37,726 --> 00:13:39,319 What else did you get? 215 00:13:39,644 --> 00:13:43,865 - A hand-carved coconut monkey head! 216 00:13:44,190 --> 00:13:47,319 My dad bought me one like this exactly in Florida 217 00:13:47,652 --> 00:13:48,699 when I was six years old 218 00:13:49,029 --> 00:13:52,203 and then my baby brother smashed it with a hammer. 219 00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:53,624 I cried for weeks. 220 00:13:53,950 --> 00:13:54,621 I'll bet. 221 00:13:59,539 --> 00:14:02,042 I never see these anymore. 222 00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:03,922 I can't imagine why. 223 00:14:05,503 --> 00:14:07,847 It would look great on top of the piano. 224 00:14:08,173 --> 00:14:11,302 - Oh no, no, you bought it for yourself 225 00:14:11,634 --> 00:14:14,558 and I think it would really look good in your room. 226 00:14:14,888 --> 00:14:16,060 Don't you agree, Mickey? 227 00:14:16,389 --> 00:14:17,515 Oh yes, absolutely. 228 00:14:17,849 --> 00:14:18,566 Yeah. 229 00:14:18,892 --> 00:14:19,484 You're sure. 230 00:14:19,809 --> 00:14:21,152 Oh yeah, trust me. 231 00:14:22,771 --> 00:14:25,194 Wow, hey, is this for real? 232 00:14:27,650 --> 00:14:29,027 Yeah, it's a real crystal. 233 00:14:29,360 --> 00:14:30,486 Feel how heavy it is. 234 00:14:30,820 --> 00:14:31,286 Wow. 235 00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:33,372 Is it magical? 236 00:14:35,784 --> 00:14:37,457 The guy who sold it to me 237 00:14:37,786 --> 00:14:39,663 said it once belonged to a medium. 238 00:14:39,996 --> 00:14:41,043 A medium what? 239 00:14:41,372 --> 00:14:43,124 A spiritualist. 240 00:14:43,458 --> 00:14:44,675 Fortune teller. 241 00:14:45,001 --> 00:14:46,344 Oh. 242 00:14:46,669 --> 00:14:47,545 Why did he get rid of it? 243 00:14:47,879 --> 00:14:49,051 Did he change careers? 244 00:14:49,380 --> 00:14:50,927 No, I think he died. 245 00:14:53,802 --> 00:14:57,056 - Do you mean I'm holding a dead medium's ball? 246 00:14:57,388 --> 00:15:00,858 - Come on, Mickey, it's just a piece of glass. 247 00:15:02,310 --> 00:15:04,779 - I don't know, this stuff scares me. 248 00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:06,106 I saw this movie once 249 00:15:06,439 --> 00:15:08,658 where these guys broke into this Egyptian tomb 250 00:15:08,983 --> 00:15:10,200 and they stole these artifacts, 251 00:15:10,527 --> 00:15:12,621 and this vampire lady, she put a curse on him. 252 00:15:15,824 --> 00:15:17,497 What's so funny? 253 00:15:17,826 --> 00:15:18,827 You are. 254 00:15:19,160 --> 00:15:22,255 You're not supposed to take that stuff seriously. 255 00:15:22,580 --> 00:15:24,674 It'll rot your brain. 256 00:15:24,999 --> 00:15:27,127 I don't even like those films. 257 00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:31,306 One stupid zombie picture was enough for me. 258 00:15:31,631 --> 00:15:33,679 - I don't know, you start messing around 259 00:15:34,008 --> 00:15:36,181 and your head starts to do a 360, 260 00:15:36,511 --> 00:15:39,185 don't say I didn't warn you. 261 00:15:39,514 --> 00:15:42,188 - Hey, it's pretty quiet around here. 262 00:15:42,517 --> 00:15:43,894 Where is everybody? 263 00:15:44,227 --> 00:15:45,604 Didn't you know? 264 00:15:45,937 --> 00:15:48,440 Everybody is gone for the weekend. 265 00:15:48,773 --> 00:15:49,524 Everyone? 266 00:15:49,858 --> 00:15:51,531 Everyone except us. 267 00:15:51,860 --> 00:15:54,739 - Carol and Dawn went camping with their boyfriends. 268 00:15:55,071 --> 00:15:58,496 Joy, Nancy, and Megan are down in Palm Springs. 269 00:15:58,825 --> 00:16:01,749 Missy went to the Bahamas with her folks. 270 00:16:02,954 --> 00:16:04,206 What about Cindy? 271 00:16:04,539 --> 00:16:07,634 - Oh, she eloped with Bob Margola! 272 00:16:07,959 --> 00:16:08,676 No! 273 00:16:09,002 --> 00:16:09,719 Really? 274 00:16:10,044 --> 00:16:12,422 - They're probably in Vegas by now. 275 00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:17,765 - That leaves the three of us alone for the whole weekend. 276 00:16:18,094 --> 00:16:20,893 - Guys, we've never had the place all to ourselves. 277 00:16:21,222 --> 00:16:23,520 Seems like we ought to do something special. 278 00:16:23,850 --> 00:16:24,601 Like what? 279 00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:26,732 Hey I know. 280 00:16:27,061 --> 00:16:28,688 Let's have a party. 281 00:16:29,022 --> 00:16:29,773 And invite who? 282 00:16:30,106 --> 00:16:31,779 Everybody's gone. 283 00:16:32,108 --> 00:16:34,657 I don't mean the girls. 284 00:16:34,986 --> 00:16:37,114 Let's get some guys over here. 285 00:16:38,698 --> 00:16:40,575 - Melody, I don't mean to be a wet blanket, 286 00:16:40,909 --> 00:16:43,003 but we don't know any guys. 287 00:16:43,328 --> 00:16:45,046 What about Kevin? 288 00:16:45,371 --> 00:16:47,715 - The one you went out with last month? 289 00:16:48,041 --> 00:16:48,917 Yeah. 290 00:16:49,250 --> 00:16:52,845 Wasn't he that physics major, real shy? 291 00:16:53,171 --> 00:16:54,423 Yeah. 292 00:16:54,756 --> 00:16:56,758 I had to take his hand and put it down my blouse. 293 00:16:57,091 --> 00:16:59,640 Oh you never told us that! 294 00:16:59,969 --> 00:17:01,471 You hose monster! 295 00:17:01,804 --> 00:17:02,771 What happened? 296 00:17:04,891 --> 00:17:05,813 Nothing. 297 00:17:06,809 --> 00:17:09,858 He got his class ring caught in my bra 298 00:17:10,188 --> 00:17:12,657 and it took 10 minutes to get it loose. 299 00:17:12,982 --> 00:17:15,701 He ran all the way back to the dorm. 300 00:17:16,027 --> 00:17:17,404 - He never called you after that. 301 00:17:17,737 --> 00:17:19,330 You came on too strong. 302 00:17:19,656 --> 00:17:20,578 No! 303 00:17:20,907 --> 00:17:23,376 I think he was just embarrassed. 304 00:17:23,701 --> 00:17:25,669 - Yeah, but even if you do get him to come over, 305 00:17:25,995 --> 00:17:26,712 what about us? 306 00:17:28,414 --> 00:17:31,133 - I'll tell him to bring two of his fraternity brothers. 307 00:17:31,459 --> 00:17:35,430 - Hold it, this is starting to sound like a blind date. 308 00:17:36,631 --> 00:17:38,508 Hey, so what if it is? 309 00:17:40,885 --> 00:17:45,391 It beats sitting around on a Saturday night by ourselves. 310 00:17:45,723 --> 00:17:47,600 What have we got to lose? 311 00:17:51,062 --> 00:17:51,733 Yeah. 312 00:18:06,536 --> 00:18:07,162 Hello? 313 00:18:07,495 --> 00:18:08,496 Hello, Kevin. 314 00:18:08,830 --> 00:18:09,831 This is Melody. 315 00:18:10,164 --> 00:18:12,713 Melody, what a surprise. 316 00:18:13,042 --> 00:18:16,922 - I was wondering why you haven't called me. 317 00:18:17,255 --> 00:18:19,724 - I've been really busy studying for a big exam. 318 00:18:20,049 --> 00:18:21,642 For a whole month? 319 00:18:23,303 --> 00:18:26,773 - Actually, I was afraid that you were mad at me. 320 00:18:27,098 --> 00:18:28,190 Why? 321 00:18:29,892 --> 00:18:32,020 - For trying to take advantage of you. 322 00:18:32,353 --> 00:18:34,822 - Kevin, I practically raped you. 323 00:18:36,441 --> 00:18:37,408 What's that? 324 00:18:38,443 --> 00:18:40,946 Nothing, it was just the TV. 325 00:18:43,364 --> 00:18:44,581 Gosh, Melody. 326 00:18:45,908 --> 00:18:48,457 Does that mean that you, 327 00:18:48,786 --> 00:18:49,753 you really do? 328 00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:52,673 What? 329 00:18:52,999 --> 00:18:53,795 Like me? 330 00:18:54,125 --> 00:18:55,752 Of course I like you. 331 00:18:57,045 --> 00:18:57,967 Woo! 332 00:18:59,380 --> 00:19:01,758 - Kevin, are you still there? 333 00:19:02,091 --> 00:19:03,138 Yes, Melody, I'm here. 334 00:19:03,468 --> 00:19:04,936 - Good, because there was something else 335 00:19:05,261 --> 00:19:06,763 I wanted to ask you. 336 00:19:07,096 --> 00:19:08,348 Yeah, what is it? 337 00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:12,735 - Me and a couple friends from Tri Eta Pi 338 00:19:13,061 --> 00:19:14,779 are having a party 339 00:19:15,104 --> 00:19:17,698 and would like you to come tonight. 340 00:19:18,024 --> 00:19:18,900 - Gee Melody, I don't know, 341 00:19:19,233 --> 00:19:21,656 I have a big trigonometry test on Monday. 342 00:19:21,986 --> 00:19:22,532 Kevin! 343 00:19:23,571 --> 00:19:24,948 All right. 344 00:19:25,281 --> 00:19:26,407 All right, I'll be there. 345 00:19:26,741 --> 00:19:27,287 Oh good. 346 00:19:28,785 --> 00:19:30,787 If you could bring along a couple of other guys 347 00:19:31,120 --> 00:19:32,793 for Mickey and Marci. 348 00:19:33,122 --> 00:19:34,715 Yeah, a couple of hunks! 349 00:19:35,041 --> 00:19:35,758 What? 350 00:19:36,084 --> 00:19:39,884 - You don't wanna be the only boy here, do you? 351 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:42,507 Two guys, huh? 352 00:19:42,840 --> 00:19:45,343 I might be able to find somebody. 353 00:19:45,676 --> 00:19:46,142 Who are the girls? 354 00:19:46,469 --> 00:19:47,971 Do I know them? 355 00:19:48,304 --> 00:19:50,272 - Yeah, I'm sure you remember Mickey. 356 00:19:50,598 --> 00:19:54,569 She made President of the home economics class last fall. 357 00:19:56,187 --> 00:19:59,487 - Yeah, she's the one with the great big smile. 358 00:20:01,984 --> 00:20:03,657 What about the other one? 359 00:20:03,986 --> 00:20:04,782 Marci. 360 00:20:05,113 --> 00:20:06,990 Oh she's a history major. 361 00:20:08,324 --> 00:20:09,951 - I don't know any history majors. 362 00:20:10,284 --> 00:20:11,410 You will after tonight. 363 00:20:11,744 --> 00:20:12,836 See you at 7:00, bye. 364 00:20:17,041 --> 00:20:18,167 Well? 365 00:20:18,501 --> 00:20:19,718 He's coming! 366 00:20:20,044 --> 00:20:21,887 And he's bringing a couple of guys! 367 00:20:24,799 --> 00:20:25,516 What are their names? 368 00:20:25,842 --> 00:20:26,308 Who cares? 369 00:20:26,634 --> 00:20:27,726 They're guys! 370 00:20:28,052 --> 00:20:28,769 Yeah. 371 00:20:29,095 --> 00:20:31,018 Okay, here's the plan. 372 00:20:31,147 --> 00:20:33,020 Mickey, you take care of the food, 373 00:20:33,349 --> 00:20:35,568 and Marci and I will fix up the place. 374 00:20:35,893 --> 00:20:36,735 Sure thing! 375 00:20:37,061 --> 00:20:37,983 Before we get started, 376 00:20:38,312 --> 00:20:40,064 could you help me finish unloading the car? 377 00:20:40,398 --> 00:20:41,900 You mean there's more? 378 00:20:42,233 --> 00:20:44,406 - Sure, there's lots of goodies still out there. 379 00:20:44,735 --> 00:20:47,989 I never knew they made a six-foot lava lamp. 380 00:20:52,118 --> 00:20:54,166 - You guys are not gonna believe this. 381 00:20:54,495 --> 00:20:55,872 What's up? 382 00:20:56,205 --> 00:20:57,548 Is it time for class? 383 00:20:57,874 --> 00:20:58,966 - You keep reading that stuff, dude, 384 00:20:59,292 --> 00:21:00,214 you're gonna go blind. 385 00:21:00,543 --> 00:21:02,090 Screw you, Freddy. 386 00:21:02,420 --> 00:21:03,592 What's going on? 387 00:21:03,921 --> 00:21:06,891 - I just got a call from Melody Hoffmyer. 388 00:21:07,216 --> 00:21:09,344 - The chick you struck out with last month? 389 00:21:09,677 --> 00:21:11,145 Maybe I didn't strike out. 390 00:21:11,471 --> 00:21:13,348 Like I said, she called me. 391 00:21:13,681 --> 00:21:14,933 So big deal? 392 00:21:15,266 --> 00:21:16,483 What's that got to do with us? 393 00:21:16,809 --> 00:21:18,903 - She just invited the three of us to a party 394 00:21:19,228 --> 00:21:20,320 at the Tri Eta Pi house. 395 00:21:20,646 --> 00:21:21,522 When? 396 00:21:21,856 --> 00:21:22,607 Tonight at 7:00. 397 00:21:22,940 --> 00:21:23,406 Oh dudes! 398 00:21:23,733 --> 00:21:25,610 The Eta Pis are foxes! 399 00:21:25,943 --> 00:21:27,695 - They're not all gonna be there, 400 00:21:28,029 --> 00:21:30,031 just Melody and two of her sisters. 401 00:21:30,364 --> 00:21:32,366 - That's okay, a piece of Pi apiece. 402 00:21:32,700 --> 00:21:35,328 - Wait a second, which two sisters? 403 00:21:36,996 --> 00:21:38,088 - One of them's the girl who won that home ec award 404 00:21:38,414 --> 00:21:39,165 last semester? 405 00:21:39,499 --> 00:21:41,467 Thunder Thighs Johnson? 406 00:21:41,792 --> 00:21:44,170 No way, she's all yours, pal. 407 00:21:44,504 --> 00:21:47,132 - Oh sure, stick me with the wide ride. 408 00:21:47,465 --> 00:21:48,432 Who's my date? 409 00:21:48,758 --> 00:21:49,884 The elephant man? 410 00:21:50,218 --> 00:21:51,219 She's a history major. 411 00:21:51,552 --> 00:21:52,849 Her name's Marci. 412 00:21:53,804 --> 00:21:55,351 Not Marci Feinberg. 413 00:21:56,891 --> 00:21:58,143 You know her? 414 00:21:58,476 --> 00:22:00,729 She's in my biology class. 415 00:22:01,062 --> 00:22:03,986 The glasses she wears make up half her body weight. 416 00:22:04,315 --> 00:22:05,441 - In case you haven't looked in the mirror lately, 417 00:22:05,775 --> 00:22:07,573 you're not exactly James Bond. 418 00:22:07,902 --> 00:22:10,155 - James Bond isn't James Bond anymore. 419 00:22:10,488 --> 00:22:12,957 - Look you guys, none of us are exactly the GQ types, 420 00:22:13,282 --> 00:22:16,286 so why don't you just go and make the best of it? 421 00:22:16,619 --> 00:22:17,461 - Sure, that's easy for you to say. 422 00:22:17,787 --> 00:22:18,538 You get Melody. 423 00:22:18,871 --> 00:22:20,589 I get Moby Dick. 424 00:22:20,915 --> 00:22:22,007 She's not so hot. 425 00:22:22,333 --> 00:22:23,209 I saw her once. 426 00:22:23,543 --> 00:22:24,169 You could open a beer bottle 427 00:22:24,502 --> 00:22:26,220 with those buckteeth of hers. 428 00:22:26,546 --> 00:22:28,048 - You take that back, you little squid! 429 00:22:28,381 --> 00:22:30,475 I should've known better than doing you a favor! 430 00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:31,801 What kind of favor 431 00:22:32,134 --> 00:22:33,886 is fixing us up with the Gorgon sisters? 432 00:22:34,220 --> 00:22:35,267 Hey look dude, 433 00:22:35,596 --> 00:22:37,064 if you really don't like this Marci chick, I'll take her. 434 00:22:37,390 --> 00:22:39,142 - And leave me with Mickey the Monster? 435 00:22:39,475 --> 00:22:40,021 Forget it. 436 00:22:41,394 --> 00:22:44,819 - Maybe the two of you could have an eating contest. 437 00:22:45,147 --> 00:22:46,569 You and Marci deserve one another! 438 00:22:46,899 --> 00:22:48,116 You two can run off and join a sideshow 439 00:22:48,442 --> 00:22:49,910 as world's ugliest couple. 440 00:22:50,236 --> 00:22:51,738 - Who are you calling ugly, sperm breath? 441 00:22:52,071 --> 00:22:53,072 - You look up ugly in the dictionary 442 00:22:53,406 --> 00:22:54,658 and find a picture of you! 443 00:22:54,991 --> 00:22:56,459 - Oh god, that was older than your underwear. 444 00:22:56,784 --> 00:22:57,910 You keep out of it! 445 00:22:58,244 --> 00:22:59,587 - Not after what you said about Melody! 446 00:22:59,912 --> 00:23:02,165 - Well, what have we here? 447 00:23:02,498 --> 00:23:04,091 - Looks like a bunch of fags to me. 448 00:23:04,417 --> 00:23:07,011 - Yeah, you guys queering off down there or what? 449 00:23:07,336 --> 00:23:08,383 - Hey guys, it's not what you think? 450 00:23:08,713 --> 00:23:09,714 Really? 451 00:23:10,047 --> 00:23:11,765 Looks pretty fishy to me, doesn't it, guys? 452 00:23:12,091 --> 00:23:13,013 See, me and the boys 453 00:23:13,342 --> 00:23:14,264 were just having a friendly little argument. 454 00:23:14,594 --> 00:23:17,222 - Looks a little too friendly, homo. 455 00:23:17,555 --> 00:23:18,772 Back off, man. 456 00:23:19,098 --> 00:23:21,100 - I'd say you boys have committed a serious infraction 457 00:23:21,434 --> 00:23:22,526 against frat rules. 458 00:23:22,852 --> 00:23:24,525 Let's say I consult the manual. 459 00:23:24,854 --> 00:23:26,231 Good idea, Phil. 460 00:23:27,565 --> 00:23:29,238 - Any brother or brothers caught participating 461 00:23:29,567 --> 00:23:31,911 in any kind of homosexual activity 462 00:23:32,236 --> 00:23:33,988 shall have all privileges suspended 463 00:23:34,322 --> 00:23:37,326 pending a review and public humiliation 464 00:23:37,658 --> 00:23:40,411 by his or their elder brothers. 465 00:23:40,745 --> 00:23:41,837 - Seems like there's a new rule in that thing 466 00:23:42,163 --> 00:23:43,255 every time you open it. 467 00:23:43,581 --> 00:23:44,924 What, you don't believe it? 468 00:23:45,249 --> 00:23:47,672 It's in there right next to the rule against bestiality. 469 00:23:48,002 --> 00:23:51,222 - Bud, I think we took that rule out because of the time we 470 00:23:53,633 --> 00:23:55,852 Oh yeah, I forgot. 471 00:23:56,177 --> 00:23:58,020 - Look, you guys, this is ridiculous. 472 00:23:58,346 --> 00:24:00,269 For your information, we just got invited to a party 473 00:24:00,598 --> 00:24:02,145 at the Tri Eta Pi house. 474 00:24:02,475 --> 00:24:04,728 - Oh yeah, so how come we didn't hear about it? 475 00:24:05,061 --> 00:24:07,314 - Small party, three gals and three guys. 476 00:24:07,647 --> 00:24:10,400 - Yeah, you have to find your own women. 477 00:24:10,733 --> 00:24:13,031 Come on, they're lying. 478 00:24:13,361 --> 00:24:14,613 Look, if you don't believe us, 479 00:24:14,945 --> 00:24:18,290 why don't you call the Eta Pis and ask them. 480 00:24:19,283 --> 00:24:20,705 This alters everything. 481 00:24:21,035 --> 00:24:22,127 I had no idea you were so friendly 482 00:24:22,453 --> 00:24:23,830 with our sorority sisters. 483 00:24:24,163 --> 00:24:26,541 We'd never think to question the masculinity of any guy 484 00:24:26,874 --> 00:24:29,297 invited to party with the Eta Pis. 485 00:24:29,627 --> 00:24:33,222 However, we do have certain rules regarding such matters. 486 00:24:33,547 --> 00:24:36,175 It is strictly forbidden for any uninitiated pledge 487 00:24:36,509 --> 00:24:39,183 to fraternize with any member of a sister sorority. 488 00:24:39,512 --> 00:24:42,766 The penalty for infringement is mandatory expulsion. 489 00:24:43,099 --> 00:24:44,976 Gosh fellows, I'm sorry, but I'm afraid we're gonna have to 490 00:24:45,309 --> 00:24:46,105 ground you for the weekend, 491 00:24:46,435 --> 00:24:47,857 just to make sure you wouldn't do anything 492 00:24:48,187 --> 00:24:50,189 that would get you kicked out of this fraternity. 493 00:24:50,523 --> 00:24:52,366 - Yeah, we'd hate for that to happen. 494 00:24:52,692 --> 00:24:53,284 You can't do this. 495 00:24:53,609 --> 00:24:54,861 You can't run our lives for us. 496 00:24:55,194 --> 00:24:56,241 Yes we can. 497 00:24:56,570 --> 00:24:58,493 That's the entire point of being in a fraternity. 498 00:24:58,823 --> 00:24:59,824 If you don't like it, 499 00:25:00,157 --> 00:25:02,285 you can pack up your shit and clear out. 500 00:25:02,618 --> 00:25:04,165 Have a nice evening. 501 00:25:08,374 --> 00:25:10,376 - Those bastards, they can't get away with this. 502 00:25:10,710 --> 00:25:11,962 Oh yes they can. 503 00:25:12,294 --> 00:25:13,511 - As long as we're here, we gotta play it their way. 504 00:25:13,838 --> 00:25:15,135 Either that or we wind up in the street. 505 00:25:15,464 --> 00:25:18,809 - Yeah, and the main reason we joined is the free housing. 506 00:25:19,135 --> 00:25:20,102 - What are you gonna do, just sit there 507 00:25:20,428 --> 00:25:21,680 and let them ruin our love lives? 508 00:25:22,012 --> 00:25:23,309 What love lives? 509 00:25:23,639 --> 00:25:25,141 - A minute ago, you were against the whole evening. 510 00:25:25,474 --> 00:25:27,272 Yeah, well that was then. 511 00:25:27,601 --> 00:25:30,400 I feel like we shouldn't let those assholes push us around. 512 00:25:30,730 --> 00:25:32,198 It's the principle of the thing. 513 00:25:32,523 --> 00:25:33,069 Yeah! 514 00:25:34,525 --> 00:25:37,369 - Okay, maybe we can sneak out without them noticing. 515 00:25:37,695 --> 00:25:39,197 It's not like they're gonna be guarding our door. 516 00:25:42,241 --> 00:25:43,333 Oh, and by the way, 517 00:25:43,659 --> 00:25:45,332 just in case you guys were thinking of doing anything 518 00:25:45,661 --> 00:25:47,334 to jeopardize your fraternal careers, 519 00:25:47,663 --> 00:25:49,290 we're gonna be standing guard outside the door here 520 00:25:49,623 --> 00:25:50,670 all night long. 521 00:26:04,054 --> 00:26:06,352 Let's find the green ones. 522 00:26:28,454 --> 00:26:30,127 What time is it now? 523 00:26:31,457 --> 00:26:34,210 - It's two minutes later than the last time you asked. 524 00:26:34,543 --> 00:26:35,715 8:35. 525 00:26:36,045 --> 00:26:36,591 That jerk! 526 00:26:38,547 --> 00:26:40,345 - Maybe they're being fashionably late. 527 00:26:40,674 --> 00:26:43,268 Or fashionably not coming. 528 00:26:43,594 --> 00:26:46,564 - Or maybe they got run over by a bus. 529 00:26:47,890 --> 00:26:49,608 Let's face the facts, 530 00:26:49,934 --> 00:26:53,234 some girls are popular and some aren't. 531 00:26:53,562 --> 00:26:56,156 I just thought this once. 532 00:26:57,775 --> 00:26:58,492 It's them! 533 00:26:58,818 --> 00:26:59,865 They're here! 534 00:27:01,362 --> 00:27:03,114 Telegram. 535 00:27:10,538 --> 00:27:12,336 Dear girls, stop. 536 00:27:12,665 --> 00:27:14,508 Came down with the flu, stop. 537 00:27:14,834 --> 00:27:16,928 Will stop by sometime, stop. 538 00:27:17,253 --> 00:27:19,301 When we stop vomiting, stop. 539 00:27:19,630 --> 00:27:20,426 The guys. 540 00:27:21,882 --> 00:27:22,849 PS, surprise. 541 00:27:29,014 --> 00:27:30,266 What the heck! 542 00:27:33,602 --> 00:27:34,478 Sorry we're late. 543 00:27:34,812 --> 00:27:35,938 It took us a while to get out of the dorm. 544 00:27:36,272 --> 00:27:38,274 - Yeah, we had to climb out a window. 545 00:27:38,607 --> 00:27:39,654 Huh? 546 00:27:39,984 --> 00:27:40,860 I'll explain later. 547 00:27:41,193 --> 00:27:43,412 Melody, this is Freddy, this is Duane. 548 00:27:43,737 --> 00:27:44,238 - Hi. - Hi. 549 00:27:44,572 --> 00:27:45,448 Hi, I'm Mickey. 550 00:27:45,781 --> 00:27:46,907 I'm Marci. 551 00:27:48,284 --> 00:27:48,750 Hi. 552 00:27:49,076 --> 00:27:49,542 Hi. 553 00:27:51,620 --> 00:27:54,373 - So, this is the Tri Eta Pi house. 554 00:27:54,707 --> 00:27:58,428 Yeah, this is it. 555 00:27:59,336 --> 00:28:00,383 It's nice, isn't it? 556 00:28:00,713 --> 00:28:01,259 Real nice. 557 00:28:01,589 --> 00:28:02,431 Thank you. 558 00:28:07,011 --> 00:28:08,854 Well is anybody hungry? 559 00:28:09,179 --> 00:28:09,805 - I am! - Yeah! 560 00:28:11,140 --> 00:28:14,235 Come on in. 561 00:28:18,689 --> 00:28:23,411 Row row row your boat gently down the stream 562 00:28:23,736 --> 00:28:26,455 Merrily merrily merrily 563 00:28:26,780 --> 00:28:29,750 Life is but a dream 564 00:28:30,075 --> 00:28:33,796 - That one right there was my family and I at Marineland. 565 00:28:34,121 --> 00:28:35,088 You see that hat 566 00:28:35,414 --> 00:28:36,586 that my brother's wearing in that picture, 567 00:28:36,916 --> 00:28:38,384 now notice he's not wearing it in this one. 568 00:28:38,709 --> 00:28:40,711 It's because it fell off the side of the tank 569 00:28:41,045 --> 00:28:41,637 when he was leaning over 570 00:28:41,962 --> 00:28:44,090 and a killer whale ate it. 571 00:28:44,423 --> 00:28:47,518 This one, I got water on the lens, 572 00:28:47,843 --> 00:28:50,392 but this here is the dancing dolphins, 573 00:28:50,721 --> 00:28:51,472 or is it porpoises? 574 00:28:51,805 --> 00:28:53,682 It always confuses me. 575 00:28:54,016 --> 00:28:54,892 Yeah me too. 576 00:28:55,225 --> 00:28:56,602 - Oh and this, here's Mt. St. Helens, 577 00:28:56,936 --> 00:28:58,734 but it was before it exploded. 578 00:28:59,063 --> 00:29:00,440 We didn't stick around for that. 579 00:29:03,984 --> 00:29:06,362 - My old man thought to send me to military school 580 00:29:06,695 --> 00:29:08,572 because he thought I was retarded or something, 581 00:29:08,906 --> 00:29:12,706 not retarded, but I could only make Ds in school, 582 00:29:13,035 --> 00:29:16,084 so Kevin helped me study so I passed my test, 583 00:29:16,413 --> 00:29:18,507 and so my old man wouldn't send me to military school, 584 00:29:18,832 --> 00:29:20,800 because I don't like the haircuts. 585 00:29:21,126 --> 00:29:23,379 Then I passed the test. 586 00:29:23,712 --> 00:29:24,258 Igota B. 587 00:29:25,255 --> 00:29:26,427 You know what happened? 588 00:29:26,757 --> 00:29:27,428 No, what? 589 00:29:27,758 --> 00:29:29,556 My old man died. 590 00:29:29,885 --> 00:29:30,636 Oh my god. 591 00:29:31,679 --> 00:29:32,350 I'm sorry. 592 00:29:33,597 --> 00:29:34,689 - It's okay, he wasn't my real dad. 593 00:29:35,015 --> 00:29:37,188 He's my step-dad, and besides, he drank a lot. 594 00:29:37,518 --> 00:29:38,360 It just goes to show you, 595 00:29:38,686 --> 00:29:41,860 you can't get appreciation from anybody. 596 00:29:44,900 --> 00:29:46,527 Anybody for Twister? 597 00:29:46,860 --> 00:29:47,577 Sure, okay. 598 00:29:47,903 --> 00:29:48,369 Yeah! 599 00:29:52,074 --> 00:29:55,499 - Hang on, girls, I'll be right with you. 600 00:29:57,538 --> 00:29:58,130 Hey Duane! 601 00:29:58,455 --> 00:29:59,422 Huh? 602 00:29:59,748 --> 00:30:00,374 I told you I've never been to Marineland. 603 00:30:00,708 --> 00:30:02,301 No, dude, Twister. 604 00:30:02,626 --> 00:30:03,718 Huh? 605 00:30:04,044 --> 00:30:06,513 - Close bodily contact with members of the opposite sex. 606 00:30:06,839 --> 00:30:08,557 - Oh great, if she doesn't bore me to death, 607 00:30:08,882 --> 00:30:11,681 she'll impale me with her glasses. 608 00:30:12,678 --> 00:30:15,056 Back here, you guys! 609 00:30:16,932 --> 00:30:18,229 Left hand red. 610 00:30:32,740 --> 00:30:34,117 Left hand green. 611 00:30:39,371 --> 00:30:40,463 Left hand red. 612 00:30:45,586 --> 00:30:47,509 Come on, you guys! 613 00:30:49,757 --> 00:30:51,634 - I've always heard about this but I've never actually 614 00:30:51,967 --> 00:30:52,718 seen it done. 615 00:30:53,052 --> 00:30:54,429 Oh it works like a charm. 616 00:30:54,762 --> 00:30:58,312 His hand goes in, five minutes later, Niagara Falls. 617 00:31:13,781 --> 00:31:14,748 What the fuck? 618 00:31:17,409 --> 00:31:19,002 Those sons of bitches! 619 00:31:19,328 --> 00:31:20,796 Listen to this. 620 00:31:21,121 --> 00:31:22,748 - How the hell did they get past us? 621 00:31:23,082 --> 00:31:24,504 - They must've gone out the window. 622 00:31:24,833 --> 00:31:26,130 From three floors up? 623 00:31:26,460 --> 00:31:28,838 - They must've been pretty determined to go to that party. 624 00:31:29,171 --> 00:31:30,388 They'll pay for this one. 625 00:31:30,714 --> 00:31:31,465 What are you gonna do? 626 00:31:31,799 --> 00:31:33,472 I haven't quite decided. 627 00:31:33,801 --> 00:31:37,021 It's got to be something suitable. 628 00:31:37,346 --> 00:31:39,394 - You gonna kick them out of the frat like you said? 629 00:31:39,723 --> 00:31:41,350 Eventually, but not before 630 00:31:41,683 --> 00:31:44,778 inflicting some cruel and unusual punishment, 631 00:31:45,104 --> 00:31:47,948 something so emotionally and psychologically damaging, 632 00:31:48,273 --> 00:31:52,449 it will scar them for the rest of their lives. 633 00:31:52,778 --> 00:31:54,200 Sounds great. 634 00:31:54,530 --> 00:31:56,999 - Let's go visit the Tri Eta Pis. 635 00:32:01,036 --> 00:32:02,379 That was fun! 636 00:32:02,704 --> 00:32:05,082 - More fun than a barrel full of shaved apes. 637 00:32:05,415 --> 00:32:06,883 What do you wanna do now? 638 00:32:07,209 --> 00:32:08,210 I don't know, 639 00:32:08,544 --> 00:32:09,716 maybe we could get back to the dorm pretty soon. 640 00:32:10,045 --> 00:32:12,343 - Oh come on, dude, don't be a party pooper. 641 00:32:12,673 --> 00:32:15,643 - Yeah, it's early, it's only 11:30. 642 00:32:15,968 --> 00:32:19,017 - All right, just a little bit longer. 643 00:32:19,346 --> 00:32:21,348 Anybody got any cards? 644 00:32:21,682 --> 00:32:23,150 I've got a better idea. 645 00:32:23,475 --> 00:32:24,818 Why don't we have a seance? 646 00:32:25,144 --> 00:32:27,943 - Marci, what'd I tell you about that weird stuff? 647 00:32:28,272 --> 00:32:29,694 Come on, it'll be fun. 648 00:32:30,023 --> 00:32:32,526 It'll give me a chance to use my crystal ball. 649 00:32:32,860 --> 00:32:33,577 Crystal ball? 650 00:32:33,902 --> 00:32:35,575 - She bought it at a flea market. 651 00:32:35,904 --> 00:32:36,530 Count me out. 652 00:32:36,864 --> 00:32:38,707 I want no part of it. 653 00:32:39,032 --> 00:32:41,330 - It's okay, Mickey, there's no harm in it. 654 00:32:41,660 --> 00:32:43,333 - What's it supposed to do anyway? 655 00:32:43,662 --> 00:32:47,087 - See into another world, communicate with the dead. 656 00:32:47,416 --> 00:32:49,839 - Thought that's what I've been doing all night. 657 00:32:50,169 --> 00:32:52,513 - Hey, Kevin, come on, help me clear the table. 658 00:32:52,838 --> 00:32:53,384 Yeah! 659 00:32:55,340 --> 00:32:57,809 - Hey Mickey, what are you so worried about? 660 00:32:58,135 --> 00:33:00,263 - I just don't like it, that's all. 661 00:33:00,596 --> 00:33:04,521 It's tampering with things that man is not meant to know. 662 00:33:05,809 --> 00:33:08,528 Hey, I saw that movie too. 663 00:33:08,854 --> 00:33:09,400 You did? 664 00:33:10,856 --> 00:33:13,075 - First I have to sit through Marci's life story in pictures 665 00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:16,745 while you two sing 15 choruses of Row Row Row Your Boat, 666 00:33:17,070 --> 00:33:19,164 and then I'm nearly crushed to death by Mickey the Monster 667 00:33:19,489 --> 00:33:20,456 while playing Twister, 668 00:33:20,782 --> 00:33:22,375 and now I have to put up with some spook show! 669 00:33:22,701 --> 00:33:23,702 Stop your whining. 670 00:33:24,036 --> 00:33:25,288 It beats the hell out of sitting around the dorm room 671 00:33:25,621 --> 00:33:27,749 being mentally abused by Phil and his Nazis. 672 00:33:28,081 --> 00:33:29,958 Besides, I think Marci likes you. 673 00:33:30,292 --> 00:33:31,635 Oh, great. 674 00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:33,712 - You know what they say about girls who wear glasses? 675 00:33:34,046 --> 00:33:35,468 What? 676 00:33:35,797 --> 00:33:36,798 What do they say? 677 00:33:38,717 --> 00:33:39,718 How does this work? 678 00:33:40,052 --> 00:33:40,644 Don't ask me. 679 00:33:40,969 --> 00:33:42,516 Marci's the expert. 680 00:33:42,846 --> 00:33:43,392 Well? 681 00:33:44,348 --> 00:33:45,349 I've never done it before. 682 00:33:45,682 --> 00:33:47,150 I've only read about it in a book. 683 00:33:47,476 --> 00:33:48,068 What book? 684 00:33:48,393 --> 00:33:49,610 The Complete Witch. 685 00:33:49,937 --> 00:33:53,111 - Oh that's it, I'm not sitting still for this. 686 00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:56,614 - Oh come on, Mickey, don't be a spoilsport! 687 00:33:56,944 --> 00:33:59,993 - Mickey, it's okay, we're all here, nothing's gonna happen. 688 00:34:00,322 --> 00:34:00,823 Okay- 689 00:34:03,992 --> 00:34:05,619 Okay, how do we start? 690 00:34:05,953 --> 00:34:09,583 - First we must draw a hexagram, a six-pointed star, 691 00:34:09,915 --> 00:34:10,757 on the table. 692 00:34:11,083 --> 00:34:13,051 Oh no, the girls would freak 693 00:34:13,377 --> 00:34:15,721 if we mark up their dining set! 694 00:34:16,046 --> 00:34:17,798 Can't we get by without it? 695 00:34:18,131 --> 00:34:21,852 - I guess so, but we have to make the room darker. 696 00:34:22,177 --> 00:34:24,305 Two candles flanking the globe. 697 00:34:24,638 --> 00:34:26,140 Sounds romantic. 698 00:34:26,473 --> 00:34:28,225 Two candles coming up! 699 00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:34,820 - I don't think we should be doing this. 700 00:34:36,316 --> 00:34:37,693 It makes me feel like I should sleep 701 00:34:38,026 --> 00:34:40,654 with a clove of garlic under my pillow. 702 00:34:40,988 --> 00:34:43,787 - Like they used to ward off vampires. 703 00:34:44,116 --> 00:34:45,117 - I'm surprised she doesn't sleep 704 00:34:45,450 --> 00:34:47,919 with a whole pizza under her pillow. 705 00:34:51,873 --> 00:34:53,045 Now what? 706 00:34:53,375 --> 00:34:56,174 - I must incant six names of power. 707 00:34:56,503 --> 00:34:57,880 Okay- 708 00:34:58,213 --> 00:34:59,806 I have to look them up. 709 00:35:01,466 --> 00:35:04,345 - Where the hell did that come from? 710 00:35:04,678 --> 00:35:08,649 - Okay, let's see, crystals, crystal gazing, see scrying. 711 00:35:11,768 --> 00:35:12,644 Here we go. 712 00:35:12,978 --> 00:35:13,945 Scrying. 713 00:35:14,271 --> 00:35:16,990 Incantations, six names of power. 714 00:35:18,400 --> 00:35:21,119 - What is that, the Yellow Pages to the Twilight Zone? 715 00:35:21,445 --> 00:35:21,991 Quiet. 716 00:35:23,655 --> 00:35:25,828 Elo Heem, Ado Nai, Zeboa, 717 00:35:28,368 --> 00:35:30,791 Elion, Saday, Catchogramiton! 718 00:35:32,414 --> 00:35:35,418 Flhundeflng) 719 00:35:35,751 --> 00:35:36,297 Uh oh. 720 00:35:36,626 --> 00:35:38,173 Everyone hold hands. 721 00:35:41,048 --> 00:35:43,801 Whatever happens, do not break the circle. 722 00:35:44,134 --> 00:35:46,057 What's going to happen? 723 00:35:46,386 --> 00:35:49,356 - Now we must decide who and what to try to contact 724 00:35:49,681 --> 00:35:52,776 so we can send a spirit guide to search for them. 725 00:35:53,101 --> 00:35:55,195 I had a dog I loved once. 726 00:35:56,480 --> 00:35:57,572 What do you want it to do? 727 00:35:57,898 --> 00:35:59,696 Bark at you from beyond the grave? 728 00:36:00,025 --> 00:36:01,402 Hey, how about my step-dad? 729 00:36:01,735 --> 00:36:02,702 I could find out 730 00:36:03,028 --> 00:36:04,655 if he still wants me to go to military school. 731 00:36:04,988 --> 00:36:05,910 All right. 732 00:36:06,239 --> 00:36:07,707 Spirits hear me! 733 00:36:08,033 --> 00:36:09,285 Send forth one among you 734 00:36:09,618 --> 00:36:12,667 who can travel across your world of darkness, 735 00:36:12,996 --> 00:36:16,000 someone to guide us through the black abyss. 736 00:36:16,333 --> 00:36:18,301 - Don't forget to bring a flashlight. 737 00:36:18,627 --> 00:36:19,173 ~ Shh! 738 00:36:25,842 --> 00:36:28,095 Hey, that's not my step-dad. 739 00:36:31,014 --> 00:36:32,391 Who are you? 740 00:36:32,724 --> 00:36:36,604 - I am Omar, Guardian of the Crystal, boogie boogie. 741 00:36:38,188 --> 00:36:41,909 I too in life sought to commune with the spirit world, 742 00:36:42,234 --> 00:36:43,952 but now I am a part of it. 743 00:36:50,784 --> 00:36:53,003 What happened to you? 744 00:36:53,328 --> 00:36:57,629 - There are many very strange weird and powerful forces 745 00:36:57,958 --> 00:36:59,335 in this world. 746 00:36:59,668 --> 00:37:02,342 Some are much too terrible to learn. 747 00:37:04,506 --> 00:37:08,602 I tampered with things that man was not meant to know. 748 00:37:10,971 --> 00:37:12,644 I told you! 749 00:37:12,973 --> 00:37:17,524 - Even now the females among you are in very great danger. 750 00:37:17,853 --> 00:37:21,824 They have but one chance left to save their immortal souls. 751 00:37:23,650 --> 00:37:25,903 Guys, I'm getting scared. 752 00:37:26,236 --> 00:37:28,079 - Why are only the girls in danger? 753 00:37:28,405 --> 00:37:30,373 - Because they are much more sensitive. 754 00:37:30,699 --> 00:37:34,044 They are attuned to the psychic vibrations. 755 00:37:34,369 --> 00:37:36,713 - What can we do to protect ourselves? 756 00:37:37,038 --> 00:37:38,881 - I must pass on to you three the secret 757 00:37:39,207 --> 00:37:40,379 that I learned too late. 758 00:37:40,709 --> 00:37:44,134 Had I known it, I would still be alive today. 759 00:37:45,797 --> 00:37:47,265 Come on, what is it? 760 00:37:47,591 --> 00:37:50,845 - The secret is not meant for the ears of brothers. 761 00:37:51,178 --> 00:37:54,057 It is to be held by you three alone. 762 00:37:54,389 --> 00:37:57,393 You must make contact with the crystal. 763 00:37:57,726 --> 00:37:59,194 - Wait, what about not breaking the circle? 764 00:37:59,519 --> 00:38:01,066 Do not question! 765 00:38:01,396 --> 00:38:03,899 If you do not do exactly what I say, 766 00:38:04,232 --> 00:38:06,906 then I cannot be held responsible for the evil 767 00:38:07,235 --> 00:38:08,612 that may befall you! 768 00:38:08,945 --> 00:38:12,290 - Kevin, we have to do what he says. 769 00:38:12,616 --> 00:38:13,868 - How do you know you can trust him? 770 00:38:14,201 --> 00:38:16,295 Who would ever believe a talking head? 771 00:38:16,620 --> 00:38:18,543 You better believe me, buster. 772 00:38:18,872 --> 00:38:19,794 It's almost too late! 773 00:38:20,123 --> 00:38:21,045 Reach out! 774 00:38:21,374 --> 00:38:22,500 Touch the crystal! 775 00:38:26,213 --> 00:38:27,260 That's it. 776 00:38:27,589 --> 00:38:28,932 Touch the crystal. 777 00:38:29,257 --> 00:38:30,679 That's it. 778 00:38:31,009 --> 00:38:32,431 Careful now. 779 00:38:32,761 --> 00:38:35,981 Did you really think that I would do you harm? 780 00:38:47,692 --> 00:38:48,693 Shit, you guys! 781 00:39:10,882 --> 00:39:12,976 What's happened to them? 782 00:39:24,729 --> 00:39:27,323 Melody, are you all right? 783 00:39:27,649 --> 00:39:29,026 Mmmmm. 784 00:39:29,359 --> 00:39:30,611 What happened to you? 785 00:39:30,944 --> 00:39:32,537 Why, nothing. 786 00:39:32,862 --> 00:39:34,205 I don't remember a thing. 787 00:39:34,531 --> 00:39:35,498 You gotta be kidding. 788 00:39:35,824 --> 00:39:37,872 Those lights, those voices. 789 00:39:39,911 --> 00:39:41,163 What the hell did happen? 790 00:39:41,496 --> 00:39:44,090 I don't know, it's all a blur. 791 00:39:44,416 --> 00:39:47,545 - Don't worry, Duane, there's nothing wrong with us. 792 00:39:47,877 --> 00:39:49,879 - Mickey, are you sure you're okay? 793 00:39:50,213 --> 00:39:53,137 Course I am, silly. 794 00:39:53,466 --> 00:39:56,219 It's so nice of you to be concerned. 795 00:39:59,764 --> 00:40:02,392 I'll bet I know what you'd like about now. 796 00:40:02,726 --> 00:40:03,773 What? 797 00:40:04,102 --> 00:40:06,525 - Something good and sweet to eat. 798 00:40:06,855 --> 00:40:08,072 How about it, guys? 799 00:40:08,398 --> 00:40:10,821 - That sounds like a marvelous idea. 800 00:40:11,151 --> 00:40:13,995 - Something to satisfy our appetites. 801 00:40:15,405 --> 00:40:18,875 - Come to think of it, I could do with a bite. 802 00:40:19,200 --> 00:40:20,122 Then come with me. 803 00:40:20,452 --> 00:40:23,251 I've got just the thing in the kitchen. 804 00:40:24,372 --> 00:40:25,794 What's the matter, Kevin? 805 00:40:26,124 --> 00:40:27,250 Aren't you hungry? 806 00:40:35,884 --> 00:40:38,763 - How about some homemade peach pie? 807 00:40:40,889 --> 00:40:42,891 Mm, it looks delicious. 808 00:40:44,225 --> 00:40:47,570 - Kevin, do you wanna do the honors? 809 00:40:47,896 --> 00:40:48,943 Sure, I guess so. 810 00:40:49,272 --> 00:40:51,741 - Careful, it's very, very sharp. 811 00:41:00,867 --> 00:41:01,538 Oh! 812 00:41:03,495 --> 00:41:04,963 Mm. 813 00:41:05,288 --> 00:41:07,211 Who wants the first piece? 814 00:41:07,540 --> 00:41:08,336 I do. 815 00:41:14,297 --> 00:41:15,014 Mm! 816 00:41:15,340 --> 00:41:17,217 It's all moist and sticky. 817 00:41:17,550 --> 00:41:19,097 That's just how I like it. 818 00:41:19,427 --> 00:41:19,973 Have some. 819 00:41:22,389 --> 00:41:23,561 Sure. 820 00:41:32,982 --> 00:41:33,653 Goddamn! 821 00:41:33,983 --> 00:41:34,529 Oh man! 822 00:41:35,568 --> 00:41:37,161 Goddamn! 823 00:41:37,487 --> 00:41:39,455 - I never thought they had it in them! 824 00:41:39,781 --> 00:41:40,782 Who are those girls anyway? 825 00:41:41,116 --> 00:41:42,208 I've never seen them before. 826 00:41:42,534 --> 00:41:43,660 Me neither. 827 00:41:43,993 --> 00:41:46,667 - Oh I'm sorry, I dropped some on your shirt. 828 00:41:46,996 --> 00:41:49,124 Oh that's okay, no harm done. 829 00:41:49,457 --> 00:41:51,130 Let me clean it off for you. 830 00:41:51,459 --> 00:41:53,302 No, really, I can manage. 831 00:41:55,964 --> 00:41:57,307 Let's share. 832 00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:09,147 Goddamn! 833 00:42:09,477 --> 00:42:10,444 Will you shut up! 834 00:42:14,441 --> 00:42:16,535 I know every sorority girl on campus! 835 00:42:16,860 --> 00:42:19,534 They've gotta be new around here, that's all there is to it! 836 00:42:27,746 --> 00:42:29,544 Those dudes are just lucky. 837 00:42:29,873 --> 00:42:32,046 - I don't know, but look at it this way. 838 00:42:32,375 --> 00:42:35,470 They're new around here, we don't know them, 839 00:42:35,795 --> 00:42:38,344 so obviously they don't know us. 840 00:42:38,673 --> 00:42:41,802 They don't realize what they're missing out on. 841 00:42:42,135 --> 00:42:43,512 Good point! 842 00:42:43,845 --> 00:42:44,767 Now all we've gotta do 843 00:42:45,096 --> 00:42:47,349 is find a way to introduce ourselves! 844 00:42:47,682 --> 00:42:49,559 This pie is fabulous. 845 00:42:49,893 --> 00:42:51,645 Yeah, so is this mess. 846 00:42:52,645 --> 00:42:55,239 We'll worry about that later. 847 00:42:55,565 --> 00:42:57,363 It's time to get ourselves cleaned up. 848 00:42:57,692 --> 00:42:58,944 Yeah. 849 00:42:59,277 --> 00:43:02,827 I could do for a nice hot bubble bath. 850 00:43:03,156 --> 00:43:05,158 Do you boys want to join us? 851 00:43:05,492 --> 00:43:08,211 - Wouldn't it be a little crowded? 852 00:43:08,536 --> 00:43:10,959 - Don't be silly, we can always squeeze you in. 853 00:43:13,708 --> 00:43:16,177 - Yeah, you could soap our backsides. 854 00:43:16,503 --> 00:43:20,007 - Oh no, we wouldn't dream of intruding on your privacy. 855 00:43:20,340 --> 00:43:21,307 We wouldn't? 856 00:43:23,718 --> 00:43:26,517 - But you guys go ahead, tidy up, 857 00:43:26,846 --> 00:43:28,519 we'll wait for you down here. 858 00:43:28,848 --> 00:43:29,314 We will? 859 00:43:29,641 --> 00:43:30,358 But, but... 860 00:43:30,683 --> 00:43:32,310 Well, suit yourselves. 861 00:43:32,644 --> 00:43:35,488 - You boys will wait for us, won't you? 862 00:43:35,814 --> 00:43:36,280 Yes. 863 00:43:36,606 --> 00:43:37,323 Oh yeah. 864 00:43:37,649 --> 00:43:38,241 Don't run off. 865 00:43:38,566 --> 00:43:40,318 Don't worry, we won't. 866 00:43:42,362 --> 00:43:43,363 Good. 867 00:43:43,696 --> 00:43:45,824 We'll be back in three shakes. 868 00:43:56,209 --> 00:43:57,131 Bubble bath? 869 00:43:57,460 --> 00:43:58,552 Bubble bath! 870 00:43:58,878 --> 00:44:00,846 Yumpin' yiminy suck on my chimney 871 00:44:01,172 --> 00:44:04,096 - What the hell was that all about, dude? 872 00:44:04,425 --> 00:44:06,723 Why did you turn them down? 873 00:44:07,053 --> 00:44:08,600 - Why did we let you turn them down? 874 00:44:08,930 --> 00:44:10,557 Are we stupid or something? 875 00:44:10,890 --> 00:44:11,891 - Haven't you guys noticed something different 876 00:44:12,225 --> 00:44:13,397 about those girls? 877 00:44:13,726 --> 00:44:15,649 - Yeah, they actually like us. 878 00:44:15,979 --> 00:44:19,609 - No, since first got here, they've changed. 879 00:44:19,941 --> 00:44:22,410 - I thought it was my imagination. 880 00:44:22,735 --> 00:44:24,612 - Maybe we're just getting used to them. 881 00:44:24,946 --> 00:44:25,822 - No, it's more than that. 882 00:44:26,155 --> 00:44:29,079 Their personalities have changed. 883 00:44:29,409 --> 00:44:30,661 And those bodies. 884 00:44:30,994 --> 00:44:32,337 Yeah, god. 885 00:44:33,997 --> 00:44:35,294 - Whatever it was happened during that seance, 886 00:44:35,623 --> 00:44:37,625 so maybe they got possessed by something. 887 00:44:37,959 --> 00:44:39,302 Get serious. 888 00:44:39,627 --> 00:44:41,379 - How else would you explain it? 889 00:44:41,713 --> 00:44:43,306 I don't wanna explain it. 890 00:44:43,631 --> 00:44:45,349 I just wanna enjoy it. 891 00:44:45,675 --> 00:44:46,767 Yeah, me too. 892 00:44:51,180 --> 00:44:55,276 Oh boy I've been sleeping with aba 893 00:45:04,110 --> 00:45:07,330 Yumpin' yiminy suck on my chimney 894 00:45:11,492 --> 00:45:13,586 - What makes you think there's something wrong with them? 895 00:45:13,912 --> 00:45:15,459 - For one thing, the way they're acting, 896 00:45:15,788 --> 00:45:17,335 and another, that guy in the crystal ball, 897 00:45:17,665 --> 00:45:20,214 he was for real, unless you think we're all hallucinating. 898 00:45:20,543 --> 00:45:22,420 - Okay, suppose something has happened. 899 00:45:22,754 --> 00:45:25,257 Suppose something from hell has gotten into them. 900 00:45:25,590 --> 00:45:27,513 What do you expect us to do, call Ghostbusters? 901 00:45:28,801 --> 00:45:29,802 I don't know. 902 00:45:30,136 --> 00:45:31,012 This is not something advanced trigonometry 903 00:45:31,346 --> 00:45:32,472 has prepared me for. 904 00:45:32,805 --> 00:45:35,399 - Well if they do have a bad case of demons, 905 00:45:35,725 --> 00:45:37,443 shouldn't we best clear out? 906 00:45:37,769 --> 00:45:38,395 That's not very heroic. 907 00:45:38,728 --> 00:45:40,480 No, but it is smart. 908 00:45:40,813 --> 00:45:42,531 Let me think. 909 00:45:42,857 --> 00:45:44,450 The best thing we should do is hang around, 910 00:45:44,776 --> 00:45:45,948 at least 'til we figure out what we're up against. 911 00:45:46,277 --> 00:45:47,119 Keep an eye on them. 912 00:45:47,445 --> 00:45:47,991 Yeah. 913 00:45:53,618 --> 00:45:55,746 - Too bad those nerdy boys aren't here. 914 00:45:56,079 --> 00:45:57,376 - I think we're doing fine without them. 915 00:46:02,043 --> 00:46:03,920 Wash up, dirty girl. 916 00:46:05,838 --> 00:46:07,215 Delicious pie. 917 00:46:11,344 --> 00:46:15,224 Yumpin' yiminy suck on my chimney 918 00:46:16,224 --> 00:46:17,521 It's so sticky all over me. 919 00:46:17,850 --> 00:46:19,318 I'm so sticky too. 920 00:46:23,856 --> 00:46:27,952 Yumpin' yiminy suck on my chimney 921 00:46:34,575 --> 00:46:36,828 - Well, so much for not intruding on their privacy. 922 00:46:37,161 --> 00:46:38,413 - Guys, this is for their own good. 923 00:46:38,746 --> 00:46:40,714 We owe it to them to make sure they're all right. 924 00:46:41,040 --> 00:46:42,883 Yumpin' yiminy suck on my chimney 925 00:46:43,209 --> 00:46:46,133 Yumpin' yiminy suck on my chimney 926 00:46:46,462 --> 00:46:49,306 Yumpin' yiminy suck on my chimney 927 00:46:49,632 --> 00:46:53,603 Yumpin' yiminy suck on my chimney 928 00:46:57,390 --> 00:46:58,642 Well are they all right? 929 00:46:58,975 --> 00:47:00,101 All right! 930 00:47:00,435 --> 00:47:01,402 All right! 931 00:47:01,728 --> 00:47:02,695 Let me see! 932 00:47:03,021 --> 00:47:05,570 Yumpin yiminy suck on my chimney 933 00:47:11,696 --> 00:47:12,618 Holy shit! 934 00:47:15,450 --> 00:47:16,292 This is great! 935 00:47:16,617 --> 00:47:17,243 Give me a turn, dude! 936 00:47:17,577 --> 00:47:18,499 Wait a second! 937 00:47:28,838 --> 00:47:33,264 Yumpin' yiminy suck on my chimney 938 00:47:33,593 --> 00:47:34,139 Oh wow! 939 00:47:35,845 --> 00:47:37,688 Look at all those bubbles! 940 00:47:39,057 --> 00:47:40,149 You've had long enough! 941 00:47:40,475 --> 00:47:41,647 - No way, dude, find your own keyhole! 942 00:47:41,976 --> 00:47:43,068 I was here first! 943 00:47:43,394 --> 00:47:45,863 - Knock it off, you guys, they'll hear us. 944 00:47:46,189 --> 00:47:47,065 So what? 945 00:47:47,398 --> 00:47:48,570 I don't think they're very shy to me. 946 00:47:48,900 --> 00:47:49,651 That's my point. 947 00:47:49,984 --> 00:47:51,486 Do you still think those are the same three girls 948 00:47:51,819 --> 00:47:52,911 who invited us over here tonight? 949 00:47:53,237 --> 00:47:55,865 - I don't know, but I'm starting not to care. 950 00:47:56,199 --> 00:47:56,995 You better care. 951 00:47:57,325 --> 00:47:58,952 Something is very wrong here. 952 00:47:59,285 --> 00:48:00,502 Who knows what they're capable of? 953 00:48:00,828 --> 00:48:02,080 I'd love to find out. 954 00:48:02,413 --> 00:48:03,460 - That's the last thing we should do. 955 00:48:03,790 --> 00:48:06,669 Under no circumstances should any of us let them touch us. 956 00:48:07,001 --> 00:48:08,878 We have got to stay cool. 957 00:48:21,224 --> 00:48:25,195 In Sweden we have no AIDS 958 00:48:28,856 --> 00:48:31,575 - All right, guys, we gotta work out a plan. 959 00:48:31,901 --> 00:48:33,244 - Did you see the hooters on these babes? 960 00:48:33,569 --> 00:48:35,446 - I know, I know, but first things first, 961 00:48:35,780 --> 00:48:37,578 we gotta get those turds out of there! 962 00:48:37,907 --> 00:48:39,250 Oh yeah, I forgot. 963 00:48:39,575 --> 00:48:41,669 - Why don't we just kick the door out and drag them out? 964 00:48:41,994 --> 00:48:44,122 - No, and risk spoiling the girls' mood. 965 00:48:44,455 --> 00:48:46,878 No, this calls for some covert activity. 966 00:48:47,208 --> 00:48:47,754 Huh? 967 00:48:48,084 --> 00:48:49,131 Sneaky stuff. 968 00:49:00,304 --> 00:49:02,398 Yumpin' yiminy suck on my chimney 969 00:49:02,723 --> 00:49:05,602 Yumpin' yiminy suck on my chimney 970 00:49:05,935 --> 00:49:08,563 Yumpin' yiminy suck on my chimney 971 00:49:08,896 --> 00:49:11,775 Yumpin' yiminy suck on my chimney 972 00:49:12,108 --> 00:49:16,079 Yumpin' yiminy suck on my chimney 973 00:49:19,448 --> 00:49:20,574 - I don't know how you expect me to handle it 974 00:49:20,908 --> 00:49:22,626 if Marci starts coming on to me! 975 00:49:22,952 --> 00:49:24,169 Try not to think about sex. 976 00:49:24,495 --> 00:49:26,042 That's easy for you to say! 977 00:49:26,372 --> 00:49:26,964 Think about something else. 978 00:49:27,290 --> 00:49:28,633 Think about baseball. 979 00:49:28,958 --> 00:49:29,925 Baseball, yeah! 980 00:49:30,251 --> 00:49:32,128 Getting to first base, second base, 981 00:49:32,461 --> 00:49:35,260 slamming it home, going all the way! 982 00:49:35,590 --> 00:49:37,137 - On second thought, forget baseball. 983 00:49:37,466 --> 00:49:41,437 - Freddy, will you come help me with something in my room? 984 00:49:42,972 --> 00:49:43,643 Oh please? 985 00:49:45,224 --> 00:49:46,771 What do I do? 986 00:49:47,101 --> 00:49:49,729 - Go with her, but remember what I said. 987 00:49:50,062 --> 00:49:52,064 Keep cool and hands off. 988 00:49:52,398 --> 00:49:52,944 Right. 989 00:49:55,902 --> 00:49:57,779 - Do you think he can handle it alone? 990 00:49:58,112 --> 00:49:58,829 I hope so. 991 00:49:59,155 --> 00:50:01,624 We can't let them get us all hot and bothered. 992 00:50:01,949 --> 00:50:02,666 Speaking of hot and bothered, 993 00:50:02,992 --> 00:50:04,915 I'm gonna go get a drink of water. 994 00:50:05,244 --> 00:50:06,291 You want anything? 995 00:50:06,621 --> 00:50:07,668 No, I'm fine. 996 00:50:11,375 --> 00:50:13,878 Do you want to play with me? 997 00:50:14,212 --> 00:50:17,967 My mommy and daddy are gone and we're all alone. 998 00:50:19,133 --> 00:50:20,635 Let's play doctor. 999 00:50:24,889 --> 00:50:27,187 Come on, we can do it in the backyard. 1000 00:50:33,439 --> 00:50:35,032 Someone's coming. 1001 00:50:44,408 --> 00:50:46,126 What the hell? 1002 00:50:46,452 --> 00:50:47,829 When this is all over, 1003 00:50:48,162 --> 00:50:51,211 we're gonna have to have a long talk with those guys. 1004 00:50:51,540 --> 00:50:53,292 Hey Mickey, where'd you go? 1005 00:50:53,626 --> 00:50:54,172 Here! 1006 00:50:56,963 --> 00:50:57,759 You Tarzan. 1007 00:50:58,965 --> 00:50:59,636 Me Jane. 1008 00:51:02,843 --> 00:51:05,141 Let's get primitive. 1009 00:51:13,020 --> 00:51:14,943 - Now it's my turn to examine you. 1010 00:51:15,273 --> 00:51:17,776 - Look, why don't we play a different game? 1011 00:51:18,109 --> 00:51:18,951 How about hide and seek? 1012 00:51:19,277 --> 00:51:20,199 Do I get to be it? 1013 00:51:20,528 --> 00:51:21,495 Sure. 1014 00:51:21,821 --> 00:51:23,368 You count to 10 and I'll go hide. 1015 00:51:23,698 --> 00:51:24,290 One two three four five six- 1016 00:51:24,615 --> 00:51:26,834 Hold on, give me a chance. 1017 00:51:27,159 --> 00:51:29,537 One, two, three, four, five, 1018 00:51:31,998 --> 00:51:34,092 six, seven, eight nine 10. 1019 00:51:35,876 --> 00:51:37,970 Ready or not, here I come. 1020 00:52:22,006 --> 00:52:22,757 Let me go! 1021 00:52:23,090 --> 00:52:23,716 Let me go! 1022 00:52:24,050 --> 00:52:24,892 Good. 1023 00:52:25,217 --> 00:52:27,311 Now let's go get the other two. 1024 00:52:30,014 --> 00:52:33,268 - You son of a bitch, Get me out of here! 1025 00:52:33,601 --> 00:52:34,773 Are you still hungry? 1026 00:52:35,102 --> 00:52:35,819 Not really. 1027 00:52:36,145 --> 00:52:36,941 Good. 1028 00:52:41,150 --> 00:52:43,903 - I think I hear a cheetah calling! 1029 00:52:46,030 --> 00:52:47,247 It's a white rhino! 1030 00:52:47,573 --> 00:52:48,119 Where? 1031 00:53:01,295 --> 00:53:02,842 Duane, come on out. 1032 00:53:04,340 --> 00:53:07,059 I don't wanna play this anymore. 1033 00:53:08,552 --> 00:53:10,099 Duane, where are you? 1034 00:53:12,306 --> 00:53:14,308 Come on out this instant! 1035 00:53:25,194 --> 00:53:26,320 - Okay, I'm gonna kill him. 1036 00:53:26,654 --> 00:53:30,284 I'm gonna kill him as soon as I get out of here! 1037 00:53:45,297 --> 00:53:47,095 Two down, one to go. 1038 00:53:47,425 --> 00:53:48,802 Where's M'? 1039 00:53:49,135 --> 00:53:50,182 He must've started without us. 1040 00:53:50,511 --> 00:53:53,105 Looks like I'll have to give him a good tongue lashing. 1041 00:53:59,895 --> 00:54:01,989 You taste so good. 1042 00:54:02,314 --> 00:54:04,442 Nothing but USDA prime baby. 1043 00:54:07,194 --> 00:54:07,990 I want more. 1044 00:54:08,320 --> 00:54:09,492 Help yourself. 1045 00:54:30,176 --> 00:54:30,722 Oh shit! 1046 00:54:41,896 --> 00:54:42,567 Hi. 1047 00:54:43,689 --> 00:54:46,533 Melody, are you all right? 1048 00:54:46,859 --> 00:54:47,405 Mmmmm. 1049 00:54:49,278 --> 00:54:52,782 Would you like to hear some music? 1050 00:54:53,115 --> 00:54:54,958 Sure, I guess so. 1051 00:54:55,284 --> 00:54:56,080 Hit it! 1052 00:54:57,119 --> 00:55:00,965 You left me for another guy 1053 00:55:02,249 --> 00:55:04,593 Cuter than I 1054 00:55:12,259 --> 00:55:14,933 He's a Santa Monica Boulevard Boy 1055 00:55:15,262 --> 00:55:17,060 Hanging out with the boys at the store 1056 00:55:17,389 --> 00:55:20,859 He's a Santa Monica Boulevard Boy 1057 00:55:21,185 --> 00:55:23,859 IActing much more than poised 1058 00:55:24,188 --> 00:55:28,159 When he flexes his muscles it makes you wanna hah 1059 00:55:29,527 --> 00:55:34,124 When he wiggles his hips it's got you in a fix 1060 00:55:34,448 --> 00:55:37,543 He's a Santa Monica Boulevard boy 1061 00:55:37,868 --> 00:55:39,586 Hanging out with the boys at the store 1062 00:55:39,912 --> 00:55:43,041 He's a Santa Monica Boulevard boy 1063 00:55:43,374 --> 00:55:47,004 IActing much more than poised 1064 00:55:56,971 --> 00:55:59,975 He's a Santa Monica Boulevard boy 1065 00:56:00,307 --> 00:56:02,275 Hanging out with his boys at the store 1066 00:56:02,601 --> 00:56:05,320 He's a Santa Monica Boulevard boy 1067 00:56:05,646 --> 00:56:08,616 IActing much more than poised 1068 00:56:08,941 --> 00:56:11,114 I always knew you were strange 1069 00:56:11,443 --> 00:56:14,162 The way your hair's arranged 1070 00:56:14,488 --> 00:56:16,661 The way your shorts are tight 1071 00:56:16,991 --> 00:56:19,085 The way you have a red cherry hide 1072 00:56:19,410 --> 00:56:22,163 Santa Monica Boulevard boy 1073 00:56:22,496 --> 00:56:24,498 Hanging out with the boys at the store 1074 00:56:24,832 --> 00:56:27,551 Santa Monica Boulevard boy 1075 00:56:27,876 --> 00:56:30,846 I Acting much more than poised 1076 00:56:31,171 --> 00:56:32,969 You never know what you'll find 1077 00:56:33,299 --> 00:56:36,098 On the corner of Aspen and Vine 1078 00:56:36,427 --> 00:56:38,100 You never know what you'll do 1079 00:56:38,429 --> 00:56:40,807 When you're guy likes boys instead of you 1080 00:56:41,140 --> 00:56:44,110 He's a Santa Monica Boulevard boy 1081 00:56:44,435 --> 00:56:46,437 Hanging out with the boys at the store 1082 00:56:46,770 --> 00:56:49,865 Santa Monica Boulevard boy 1083 00:56:50,190 --> 00:56:52,534 He's acting much more than poised 1084 00:56:52,860 --> 00:56:55,079 Santa Monica boy 1085 00:56:55,404 --> 00:56:58,157 I want you 1086 00:56:58,490 --> 00:57:00,163 Santa Monica boy 1087 00:57:00,492 --> 00:57:03,496 Please come back 1088 00:57:03,829 --> 00:57:06,082 Santa Monica boy 1089 00:57:06,415 --> 00:57:08,133 Come on 1090 00:57:15,090 --> 00:57:19,186 Boulevard boy 1091 00:57:21,889 --> 00:57:22,515 Hi. 1092 00:57:29,521 --> 00:57:31,239 Why hello. 1093 00:57:31,565 --> 00:57:33,067 Where did you come from? 1094 00:57:33,400 --> 00:57:35,027 Oh me, I'm a plumber. 1095 00:57:36,278 --> 00:57:37,700 Somebody called about a leaky faucet. 1096 00:57:38,030 --> 00:57:39,202 You don't say. 1097 00:57:40,532 --> 00:57:43,331 - Yeah, normally I'd ask them to bring it in, 1098 00:57:43,661 --> 00:57:46,665 but since I was in the neighborhood... 1099 00:57:46,997 --> 00:57:48,840 - You thought you'd make a house call? 1100 00:57:49,166 --> 00:57:51,339 Yeah, something like that. 1101 00:57:52,419 --> 00:57:55,172 - Did you remember to bring your snake? 1102 00:57:55,506 --> 00:57:58,601 - I never go anywhere without my snake. 1103 00:57:58,926 --> 00:57:59,472 Oh good, 1104 00:58:00,636 --> 00:58:02,263 because while you're here, 1105 00:58:02,596 --> 00:58:05,816 I'd like for you to check out my pipes. 1106 00:58:06,141 --> 00:58:07,108 I'd love to. 1107 00:58:14,358 --> 00:58:15,450 Surprise surprise, 1108 00:58:15,776 --> 00:58:17,904 if it isn't the president of the Hitler youth. 1109 00:58:18,237 --> 00:58:19,739 This time you've gone too far. 1110 00:58:20,072 --> 00:58:21,164 - That's where you're wrong, friend. 1111 00:58:21,490 --> 00:58:23,288 It's you three who have gone too far. 1112 00:58:23,617 --> 00:58:26,587 Disobeying a direct order from a senior fraternity brother, 1113 00:58:26,912 --> 00:58:29,256 what would the manual say about this? 1114 00:58:29,581 --> 00:58:31,458 - You know where you can stick that manual, dude. 1115 00:58:31,792 --> 00:58:33,044 Where's the rest of the goon squad? 1116 00:58:33,377 --> 00:58:34,799 - Oh I imagine they're making the acquaintance 1117 00:58:35,129 --> 00:58:37,598 of the Tri Eta Pis even ask we speak. 1118 00:58:37,923 --> 00:58:38,594 The girls? 1119 00:58:38,924 --> 00:58:39,925 You son of a bitch! 1120 00:58:40,259 --> 00:58:41,761 - Don't worry, we'll make your apologies 1121 00:58:42,094 --> 00:58:43,391 for having to leave early. 1122 00:58:43,721 --> 00:58:44,938 - Listen, Phil, I know we've broke the rules, 1123 00:58:45,264 --> 00:58:46,516 we deserve what's coming to us, 1124 00:58:46,849 --> 00:58:48,943 but I have gotta warn you about those girls. 1125 00:58:49,268 --> 00:58:50,235 What's the matter with them? 1126 00:58:50,561 --> 00:58:51,357 They got a disease? 1127 00:58:51,687 --> 00:58:53,109 Worse than that, dickhead! 1128 00:58:53,439 --> 00:58:54,315 They're possessed! 1129 00:58:54,648 --> 00:58:57,276 Yeah, right. 1130 00:58:57,609 --> 00:58:58,280 We're serious. 1131 00:58:58,610 --> 00:58:59,327 There was a seance with this crystal ball 1132 00:58:59,653 --> 00:59:02,202 and they started acting strange. 1133 00:59:02,531 --> 00:59:05,410 - The only thing strange is why three gorgeous dolls 1134 00:59:05,743 --> 00:59:08,713 would waste their time on losers like you. 1135 00:59:09,037 --> 00:59:11,335 But never fear, we'll take care of that. 1136 00:59:11,665 --> 00:59:12,917 Stay away from them. 1137 00:59:13,250 --> 00:59:14,217 They are evil. 1138 00:59:28,807 --> 00:59:30,980 You're so big and strong. 1139 00:59:34,480 --> 00:59:36,858 Have you ever done any acting? 1140 00:59:37,191 --> 00:59:37,737 Me? 1141 00:59:39,067 --> 00:59:41,115 No, what do you mean? 1142 00:59:41,445 --> 00:59:44,324 - 'Cause I wanna give you a bit part. 1143 00:59:45,783 --> 00:59:47,456 That sounds great. 1144 00:59:47,785 --> 00:59:48,411 A bit What? 1145 00:59:52,331 --> 00:59:53,674 Holy shit, not that! 1146 00:59:58,045 --> 00:59:59,342 - I don't care whether you believe us or not. 1147 00:59:59,671 --> 01:00:02,015 I'm just telling you to stay away from those girls. 1148 01:00:02,341 --> 01:00:03,934 - You're not in a position to tell me anything. 1149 01:00:04,259 --> 01:00:05,260 It's your ass, dude. 1150 01:00:05,594 --> 01:00:07,346 - Yeah, well as much as I'd love to stand around 1151 01:00:07,679 --> 01:00:09,272 and listen to ghost stories all night, 1152 01:00:09,598 --> 01:00:11,225 I'm afraid I must leave you gentlemen. 1153 01:00:11,558 --> 01:00:14,186 You see, I'm not too keen on sloppy seconds. 1154 01:00:14,520 --> 01:00:16,238 Why you, I ought to! 1155 01:00:16,563 --> 01:00:20,284 - I'll be back to settle it with you later! 1156 01:00:20,609 --> 01:00:21,235 Goon head! 1157 01:00:21,568 --> 01:00:22,319 Booger head! 1158 01:00:29,076 --> 01:00:30,373 Mine got away. 1159 01:00:32,496 --> 01:00:33,338 Mine didn't. 1160 01:00:51,557 --> 01:00:53,104 - Don't tell me you're the maid. 1161 01:00:53,433 --> 01:00:57,438 - Don't tell me you're another plumber. 1162 01:00:57,771 --> 01:00:58,522 He's cute. 1163 01:00:59,606 --> 01:01:01,028 - If I knew the Eta Pis were this friendly, 1164 01:01:01,358 --> 01:01:03,406 I'd have stopped by sooner. 1165 01:01:05,320 --> 01:01:07,243 Well save some for Marci. 1166 01:01:07,573 --> 01:01:09,120 Who's Marci? 1167 01:01:09,449 --> 01:01:10,325 I am. 1168 01:01:10,659 --> 01:01:11,751 My goodness. 1169 01:01:12,077 --> 01:01:13,329 Don't you look young and innocent? 1170 01:01:17,583 --> 01:01:18,755 Oh my- 1171 01:01:20,252 --> 01:01:21,378 Quit it! 1172 01:01:21,712 --> 01:01:22,213 Maybe next time you can knock really something heavy 1173 01:01:22,546 --> 01:01:22,967 onto my head! 1174 01:01:23,297 --> 01:01:23,889 Quit complaining. 1175 01:01:24,214 --> 01:01:25,215 I'm trying to help us out here. 1176 01:01:25,549 --> 01:01:25,970 - Yeah, we're all in this together. 1177 01:01:26,300 --> 01:01:27,142 Don't remind me. 1178 01:01:27,467 --> 01:01:28,013 Try and shift around behind me 1179 01:01:28,343 --> 01:01:29,344 and undo these ropes. 1180 01:01:29,678 --> 01:01:31,180 - If Houdini here would get his foot out of my ass, 1181 01:01:31,513 --> 01:01:32,480 maybe I could! 1182 01:01:32,806 --> 01:01:33,853 - Hey, watch what you're grabbing! 1183 01:01:34,182 --> 01:01:34,933 How can I? 1184 01:01:36,560 --> 01:01:38,813 I think I've got it! 1185 01:01:39,146 --> 01:01:41,524 I don't think you've got it. 1186 01:01:47,529 --> 01:01:49,281 This is my room. 1187 01:01:49,615 --> 01:01:50,958 Who's your decorator? 1188 01:01:51,283 --> 01:01:53,957 Marci did it all by herself. 1189 01:01:54,286 --> 01:01:56,038 She likes to collect things. 1190 01:01:56,371 --> 01:01:57,543 Sounds like fun. 1191 01:01:57,873 --> 01:01:58,874 Have a seat. 1192 01:01:59,207 --> 01:02:02,711 I'm gonna slip into something comfortable. 1193 01:02:03,045 --> 01:02:05,343 - You girls like to play with things too? 1194 01:02:05,672 --> 01:02:06,218 Yeah. 1195 01:02:08,592 --> 01:02:11,345 - What have you got for us to play with? 1196 01:02:11,678 --> 01:02:14,898 - Something firm, hard, throbbing? 1197 01:02:17,100 --> 01:02:20,479 - I think I can manage something like that. 1198 01:02:25,150 --> 01:02:26,322 It's party time. 1199 01:02:26,652 --> 01:02:27,744 Hey, what's going on? 1200 01:02:28,070 --> 01:02:32,371 - Well, you asked us if we liked to play with things. 1201 01:02:32,699 --> 01:02:34,417 - Yeah, but those are some serious looking toys. 1202 01:02:34,743 --> 01:02:36,495 You're not planning any rough stuff, are you? 1203 01:02:36,828 --> 01:02:38,375 What's the matter, big boy? 1204 01:02:38,705 --> 01:02:39,877 Can't you take it? 1205 01:02:40,207 --> 01:02:41,208 Hey, I can take anything. 1206 01:02:41,541 --> 01:02:44,010 Long as it doesn't hurt too much. 1207 01:02:44,336 --> 01:02:47,465 - Baby, you always hurt the ones you love. 1208 01:02:50,759 --> 01:02:52,978 - Now hold on girls, can't we talk this over? 1209 01:02:53,303 --> 01:02:53,769 Ow! 1210 01:02:55,013 --> 01:02:56,310 Sounds fun, but ah! 1211 01:02:56,640 --> 01:02:57,232 Ah, cut it out! 1212 01:02:57,557 --> 01:02:58,058 Ah! 1213 01:02:58,392 --> 01:02:59,188 Whoa whoa! 1214 01:02:59,518 --> 01:02:59,939 Ah! 1215 01:03:00,268 --> 01:03:01,360 Whoa no, man! 1216 01:03:01,687 --> 01:03:02,358 Hey, ah! 1217 01:03:02,688 --> 01:03:04,656 No no no, not in the face! 1218 01:03:06,316 --> 01:03:07,442 - Why didn't you tell us you had a Swiss army knife 1219 01:03:07,776 --> 01:03:08,993 in your jockey shorts? 1220 01:03:09,319 --> 01:03:10,366 Sorry, dude, I forgot. 1221 01:03:10,696 --> 01:03:13,540 Forget about it, let's go. 1222 01:03:17,494 --> 01:03:19,121 - Hey that sounds like Phil's voice. 1223 01:03:19,454 --> 01:03:21,297 - Sounds like it's coming from down there, come on. 1224 01:03:27,754 --> 01:03:29,176 Ladies, cut it out! 1225 01:03:29,506 --> 01:03:30,507 Aren't you getting tired of this? 1226 01:03:30,841 --> 01:03:31,433 Not me! 1227 01:03:31,758 --> 01:03:33,260 I could go on all night! 1228 01:03:33,593 --> 01:03:34,389 Please stop! 1229 01:03:34,720 --> 01:03:35,721 I'll do anything you want! 1230 01:03:36,054 --> 01:03:36,646 Anything? 1231 01:03:36,972 --> 01:03:38,940 Yes, just untie me! 1232 01:03:39,266 --> 01:03:40,233 I can't do that. 1233 01:03:40,559 --> 01:03:41,606 You can't? 1234 01:03:41,935 --> 01:03:44,939 - No, you might try to run away and spoil our fun. 1235 01:03:45,272 --> 01:03:45,738 Fun? 1236 01:03:46,064 --> 01:03:47,031 You call this fun? 1237 01:03:47,357 --> 01:03:49,485 What kind of girls are you, anyway? 1238 01:03:49,818 --> 01:03:53,368 - Why, what kind of girls do you think we are? 1239 01:03:55,866 --> 01:03:57,539 That's more like it. 1240 01:04:02,581 --> 01:04:05,084 What have we got in here? 1241 01:04:05,417 --> 01:04:07,545 - Something I know you'll all enjoy. 1242 01:04:07,878 --> 01:04:08,504 I'll bet. 1243 01:04:09,838 --> 01:04:10,885 Don't fight over it. 1244 01:04:11,214 --> 01:04:13,467 There's plenty to go around. 1245 01:04:13,800 --> 01:04:16,724 - We were hoping you'd say that. 1246 01:04:22,350 --> 01:04:25,320 - Oh Jesus, what have you got in mind? 1247 01:04:26,855 --> 01:04:28,027 No please, don't! 1248 01:04:46,958 --> 01:04:47,834 Shit! 1249 01:04:48,168 --> 01:04:48,760 Holy cow! 1250 01:04:49,086 --> 01:04:50,053 Did you see what happened? 1251 01:04:50,378 --> 01:04:50,970 - Yeah, she bit him in the cahones 1252 01:04:51,296 --> 01:04:52,047 and that was the end of him. 1253 01:04:52,380 --> 01:04:53,347 He just disintegrated. 1254 01:04:53,673 --> 01:04:54,674 He should've listened to us. 1255 01:04:55,008 --> 01:04:56,476 - They sure made an ash out of him. 1256 01:04:56,802 --> 01:04:58,270 - We have got to do something about this. 1257 01:04:58,595 --> 01:04:59,471 Yeah but what? 1258 01:04:59,805 --> 01:05:01,307 Can you imagine telling this to the cops'? 1259 01:05:01,640 --> 01:05:02,607 I know. 1260 01:05:02,933 --> 01:05:03,855 We can't do anything to hurt the girls either. 1261 01:05:04,184 --> 01:05:05,106 Remember, it's not their fault. 1262 01:05:05,435 --> 01:05:06,607 It's whatever's inside them. 1263 01:05:06,937 --> 01:05:08,314 - Maybe we should get their stomachs pumped. 1264 01:05:08,647 --> 01:05:09,569 That won't work. 1265 01:05:09,898 --> 01:05:11,821 We need an exorcist or something. 1266 01:05:12,150 --> 01:05:13,743 - That's it, that's what'll do it. 1267 01:05:14,069 --> 01:05:16,242 - Just where are we gonna find one? 1268 01:05:16,571 --> 01:05:17,447 In the Yellow Pages? 1269 01:05:17,781 --> 01:05:19,283 Don't be a moron. 1270 01:05:19,616 --> 01:05:20,492 I think what we need to do is 1271 01:05:20,826 --> 01:05:22,874 contact a church or a synagogue, something like that. 1272 01:05:23,203 --> 01:05:24,671 - Don't you think it's late to be going around 1273 01:05:24,996 --> 01:05:25,622 waking up priests? 1274 01:05:25,956 --> 01:05:27,458 - This is an emergency, isn't it? 1275 01:05:27,791 --> 01:05:29,634 Here it is, exorcist. 1276 01:05:29,960 --> 01:05:30,426 What? 1277 01:05:30,752 --> 01:05:31,344 Let me see. 1278 01:05:31,670 --> 01:05:33,547 Lanchester Perin, exorcist, 1279 01:05:33,880 --> 01:05:36,633 specializing in demons, hobgoblins, and poltergeist. 1280 01:05:36,967 --> 01:05:39,470 Satisfaction guaranteed, 1281 01:05:39,803 --> 01:05:41,350 all major credit cards accepted. 1282 01:05:41,680 --> 01:05:42,932 Only in California. 1283 01:05:44,057 --> 01:05:44,523 Someone's coming! 1284 01:05:44,850 --> 01:05:46,102 Grab the phone! 1285 01:05:58,822 --> 01:05:59,994 Jesus that was close! 1286 01:06:00,323 --> 01:06:04,044 - Quick, dial the phone, before someone else comes! 1287 01:06:05,787 --> 01:06:07,539 Good, it's ringing. 1288 01:06:07,873 --> 01:06:09,170 Hello? 1289 01:06:09,499 --> 01:06:11,001 Yes, I'm in need of an exorcism. 1290 01:06:11,334 --> 01:06:13,007 No no, not me personally. 1291 01:06:13,336 --> 01:06:14,963 Demon possession I think. 1292 01:06:15,297 --> 01:06:15,889 Urgent? 1293 01:06:16,214 --> 01:06:17,682 Yeah, I'd say it was urgent. 1294 01:06:18,008 --> 01:06:19,100 No, tomorrow afternoon is too late. 1295 01:06:19,426 --> 01:06:21,724 Can't you come tonight? 1296 01:06:22,053 --> 01:06:24,181 Time and a half after midnight? 1297 01:06:24,514 --> 01:06:25,606 All right, look, never mind the cost. 1298 01:06:25,932 --> 01:06:27,900 Just get over to 1299 01:06:28,226 --> 01:06:30,604 and meet us in the garage, okay? 1300 01:06:30,937 --> 01:06:32,029 Thanks. 1301 01:06:32,355 --> 01:06:32,947 He's on his way. 1302 01:06:33,273 --> 01:06:33,739 Great. 1303 01:06:34,065 --> 01:06:35,863 Let's get out of here! 1304 01:06:49,247 --> 01:06:49,964 ~ Yes? 1305 01:06:50,290 --> 01:06:51,462 You called for an exorcist? 1306 01:06:51,791 --> 01:06:52,257 Yeah. 1307 01:06:52,584 --> 01:06:53,380 Lancester Perin. 1308 01:06:53,710 --> 01:06:54,757 Thank goodness you're here. 1309 01:06:55,086 --> 01:06:56,929 My name's Kevin, this is Freddy, and this is Duane. 1310 01:06:57,255 --> 01:06:58,177 Nice to meet you. 1311 01:06:58,506 --> 01:06:59,758 Where's the spook? 1312 01:07:00,091 --> 01:07:00,512 In the house. 1313 01:07:00,842 --> 01:07:01,809 There are three of them. 1314 01:07:02,135 --> 01:07:03,637 - No one told me anything about three. 1315 01:07:03,970 --> 01:07:05,017 That's going to cost extra. 1316 01:07:05,347 --> 01:07:06,690 Okay, fine. 1317 01:07:07,015 --> 01:07:08,733 - Wait a minute, how do we know this guy's for real? 1318 01:07:09,059 --> 01:07:10,811 You doubt my credibility? 1319 01:07:11,144 --> 01:07:12,566 I'll have you know I'm a leading authority 1320 01:07:12,896 --> 01:07:14,694 of the supernatural in North American, 1321 01:07:15,023 --> 01:07:17,742 second only to Van Helsing in the entire world. 1322 01:07:18,068 --> 01:07:19,069 Calm down, dude. 1323 01:07:19,402 --> 01:07:19,948 Don't piss this guy off. 1324 01:07:20,278 --> 01:07:21,245 He's our only hope. 1325 01:07:21,571 --> 01:07:22,743 - He looks like a wacko to me. 1326 01:07:23,073 --> 01:07:23,744 What do you expect 1327 01:07:24,074 --> 01:07:25,872 from an exorcist who takes American Express? 1328 01:07:26,201 --> 01:07:29,375 Besides, what choice have we got? 1329 01:07:29,704 --> 01:07:30,830 Heart pills? 1330 01:07:31,164 --> 01:07:31,835 Breath mints. 1331 01:07:32,165 --> 01:07:33,587 I had shawarma for dinner. 1332 01:07:33,917 --> 01:07:34,713 Let's get started. 1333 01:07:35,043 --> 01:07:35,965 Look, now before we begin, 1334 01:07:36,294 --> 01:07:38,467 I must know some of the details, 1335 01:07:38,797 --> 01:07:40,891 the age and sex of the possessed. 1336 01:07:41,216 --> 01:07:43,765 About 19 or 20, all females. 1337 01:07:44,094 --> 01:07:46,517 - When was it that they displayed 1338 01:07:46,846 --> 01:07:49,474 the first signs of abnormality? 1339 01:07:49,808 --> 01:07:50,730 - Earlier this evening we were playing a game 1340 01:07:51,059 --> 01:07:52,732 using a crystal ball. 1341 01:07:54,020 --> 01:07:55,693 - That's nothing to be playing with. 1342 01:07:56,022 --> 01:07:59,322 I remember a 12-year-old back East, 1343 01:07:59,651 --> 01:08:01,278 couldn't keep her hands off the Ouija board. 1344 01:08:01,611 --> 01:08:04,285 The next thing you know, she was talking like a sailor, 1345 01:08:04,614 --> 01:08:06,161 spitting up pea soup, 1346 01:08:06,491 --> 01:08:08,664 and jacking off with religious artifacts. 1347 01:08:08,994 --> 01:08:09,586 That sounds familiar. 1348 01:08:09,911 --> 01:08:10,787 Were you involved with that? 1349 01:08:11,121 --> 01:08:12,122 Was I involved? 1350 01:08:12,455 --> 01:08:14,207 I performed the exorcism myself. 1351 01:08:14,541 --> 01:08:15,793 But did I get any credit for it? 1352 01:08:16,126 --> 01:08:17,753 Did I get any royalties? 1353 01:08:18,086 --> 01:08:18,962 No. 1354 01:08:19,296 --> 01:08:20,764 I didn't even get invited to the preview, 1355 01:08:21,089 --> 01:08:22,557 ungrateful bastards. 1356 01:08:22,882 --> 01:08:24,350 - Father, let's get back to business. 1357 01:08:24,676 --> 01:08:26,849 - I'm not your father, you little shit. 1358 01:08:27,178 --> 01:08:28,725 I'm not even a priest! 1359 01:08:29,889 --> 01:08:31,937 Calm down, take it easy, dude. 1360 01:08:32,267 --> 01:08:33,234 Now, where were we? 1361 01:08:33,560 --> 01:08:36,109 Oh yes, and in what ways have these spirits 1362 01:08:36,438 --> 01:08:38,566 manifested themselves? 1363 01:08:38,898 --> 01:08:40,445 They seem to be pretty horny. 1364 01:08:40,775 --> 01:08:42,823 - Hmm, increased sexual appetite. 1365 01:08:43,153 --> 01:08:43,949 I'll say. 1366 01:08:44,279 --> 01:08:45,747 They're like animals. 1367 01:08:46,072 --> 01:08:47,540 - That may be a number of things. 1368 01:08:47,866 --> 01:08:49,960 What else have they done? 1369 01:08:50,285 --> 01:08:52,913 They disintegrated our friend. 1370 01:08:53,246 --> 01:08:54,293 Actually that's not true. 1371 01:08:54,622 --> 01:08:55,839 They didn't disintegrate him? 1372 01:08:56,166 --> 01:08:57,258 No, he wasn't our friend. 1373 01:08:57,584 --> 01:08:58,801 In fact, he was an asshole. 1374 01:08:59,127 --> 01:08:59,844 He sure was. 1375 01:09:00,170 --> 01:09:01,638 How did this happen? 1376 01:09:03,006 --> 01:09:04,633 They bit him. 1377 01:09:04,966 --> 01:09:07,094 - They bit his dork and he crumbled to dust. 1378 01:09:07,427 --> 01:09:08,553 Oh my god. 1379 01:09:08,887 --> 01:09:10,309 - I know, it's pretty disgusting. 1380 01:09:10,638 --> 01:09:12,686 That's not what I mean. 1381 01:09:13,016 --> 01:09:14,939 This is no ordinary demon you have here. 1382 01:09:15,268 --> 01:09:16,770 This is a succubus. 1383 01:09:17,103 --> 01:09:17,899 A succu what? 1384 01:09:18,229 --> 01:09:19,276 A succubus. 1385 01:09:19,606 --> 01:09:20,778 It is an evil spirit 1386 01:09:21,107 --> 01:09:24,361 who seeks to satisfy its incredible lust with mortal men, 1387 01:09:24,694 --> 01:09:25,911 destroying them in the process. 1388 01:09:26,237 --> 01:09:27,159 - That sounds like it, all right. 1389 01:09:27,489 --> 01:09:28,536 You mean there are three of them? 1390 01:09:28,865 --> 01:09:30,037 There's probably only one, 1391 01:09:30,367 --> 01:09:33,837 but it can possess a body of many at the same time. 1392 01:09:34,162 --> 01:09:35,209 How do we get rid of it? 1393 01:09:35,538 --> 01:09:38,337 - First I must exorcise it from the girls' bodies. 1394 01:09:38,666 --> 01:09:40,919 Otherwise, if any harm comes to the succubus, 1395 01:09:41,252 --> 01:09:42,845 it would affect them as well. 1396 01:09:43,171 --> 01:09:44,343 And once it's out of them? 1397 01:09:44,672 --> 01:09:46,800 - Then we must fight it in its true form. 1398 01:09:47,133 --> 01:09:49,352 That's easier said than done. 1399 01:09:49,677 --> 01:09:52,647 Now the succubus, like its male counterpart, the incubus, 1400 01:09:52,972 --> 01:09:55,191 is of the lowest order of demons. 1401 01:09:55,517 --> 01:09:57,360 It's thick-skinned and stupid, 1402 01:09:57,685 --> 01:09:59,813 but they've been known to put up quite a battle. 1403 01:10:00,146 --> 01:10:00,863 What should we do? 1404 01:10:01,189 --> 01:10:02,657 - I will need all of you on hand to assist me. 1405 01:10:02,982 --> 01:10:04,029 I'm not going into this alone. 1406 01:10:04,359 --> 01:10:05,906 This is an ornery mother. 1407 01:10:06,236 --> 01:10:07,909 I will need a variety of herbs. 1408 01:10:08,238 --> 01:10:09,490 - Mickey's got a spice rack in the kitchen. 1409 01:10:09,823 --> 01:10:10,915 I'll go get it. 1410 01:10:12,367 --> 01:10:15,246 - We should also have something to confine the spirits with. 1411 01:10:15,578 --> 01:10:17,455 They won't sit still for an exorcism. 1412 01:10:17,789 --> 01:10:20,588 - I think I saw some rope back here. 1413 01:10:20,917 --> 01:10:21,964 What do you want me to do? 1414 01:10:22,293 --> 01:10:24,170 - You may have the most important job of all. 1415 01:10:24,504 --> 01:10:28,259 Someone has to distract the demon while we secure it. 1416 01:10:28,591 --> 01:10:30,593 You mean be a decoy? 1417 01:10:30,927 --> 01:10:32,429 No way, not me. 1418 01:10:32,762 --> 01:10:35,436 You get yourself another boy. 1419 01:10:40,562 --> 01:10:41,939 Good, no one home. 1420 01:10:43,982 --> 01:10:46,030 Gonna get out of this alive. 1421 01:10:47,235 --> 01:10:48,953 Yoohoo, anyone home? 1422 01:10:50,780 --> 01:10:53,704 Come out come out wherever you are. 1423 01:10:54,033 --> 01:10:57,207 Where are you, my little succubuses? 1424 01:10:57,537 --> 01:10:59,130 Is it succubi? 1425 01:11:09,883 --> 01:11:13,763 Step into my parlor, said the spider to the fly. 1426 01:11:15,680 --> 01:11:20,060 - Looks like the prodigal pledge has returned. 1427 01:11:20,393 --> 01:11:23,738 - And just in time for dessert. 1428 01:11:24,063 --> 01:11:26,157 - Look girls, can we talk this over? 1429 01:11:26,483 --> 01:11:27,029 Gotta run! 1430 01:11:31,070 --> 01:11:32,117 Here they come! 1431 01:11:34,157 --> 01:11:34,749 Now! 1432 01:11:51,925 --> 01:11:54,019 You want a date, sailor? 1433 01:11:54,344 --> 01:11:56,972 How long is your girdle? 1434 01:11:57,305 --> 01:12:00,229 Maybe we can play Dr. Vanishing. 1435 01:12:00,558 --> 01:12:02,105 Come on, handsome. 1436 01:12:03,561 --> 01:12:04,687 How can you stand it? 1437 01:12:05,021 --> 01:12:05,863 Stand what? 1438 01:12:07,232 --> 01:12:09,906 - Untie us, we'll take you all on. 1439 01:12:11,694 --> 01:12:15,039 We'll make you feel like real men! 1440 01:12:15,365 --> 01:12:17,242 - That, how can you listen to it? 1441 01:12:17,575 --> 01:12:18,747 The first rule of exorcism 1442 01:12:19,077 --> 01:12:21,171 is never fraternize with demons. 1443 01:12:21,496 --> 01:12:24,340 No matter what they say, always ignore them. 1444 01:12:24,666 --> 01:12:25,838 Give it to me. 1445 01:12:27,085 --> 01:12:29,838 Give me your throbbing python of love. 1446 01:12:31,172 --> 01:12:34,676 Yes baby, let me do a valor on your wing wang. 1447 01:12:35,009 --> 01:12:36,181 Isn't it hard? 1448 01:12:37,845 --> 01:12:39,563 Isn't it hard to ignore them? 1449 01:12:39,889 --> 01:12:41,562 It takes years of practice 1450 01:12:41,891 --> 01:12:45,896 and almost superhuman discipline to resist their wiles. 1451 01:12:46,229 --> 01:12:48,652 Of course if you have an old war wound like mine, 1452 01:12:48,982 --> 01:12:50,529 it can be pretty easy. 1453 01:12:54,195 --> 01:12:57,574 Be gone, hear me, demon from Hell! 1454 01:12:57,907 --> 01:13:01,707 I exorcise you from the bodies of these innocent ones. 1455 01:13:02,036 --> 01:13:03,663 Blow it out your ass! 1456 01:13:05,623 --> 01:13:08,593 - Linger no longer in these mortal shells! 1457 01:13:08,918 --> 01:13:09,965 I cast you out. 1458 01:13:11,087 --> 01:13:13,465 Your mother wears army boots. 1459 01:13:15,133 --> 01:13:16,931 - I don't think they're taking this in the proper spirits. 1460 01:13:17,260 --> 01:13:18,682 I wonder if it's gonna work! 1461 01:13:19,012 --> 01:13:22,061 Get out of here, you old bat! 1462 01:13:22,390 --> 01:13:23,767 It's the first of the month and I'm kicking you out! 1463 01:13:24,100 --> 01:13:25,101 Hit the bricks! 1464 01:13:25,435 --> 01:13:26,027 Be gone! 1465 01:13:26,352 --> 01:13:28,696 Never dock your towels again. 1466 01:13:29,022 --> 01:13:31,070 - Why don't you sit on that thing? 1467 01:13:31,399 --> 01:13:32,195 Scram! 1468 01:13:33,318 --> 01:13:36,822 Or are you too ashamed to show your ugly face? 1469 01:13:47,081 --> 01:13:47,923 You did it! 1470 01:13:49,417 --> 01:13:52,341 - That wasn't as hard as I thought. 1471 01:13:53,588 --> 01:13:56,137 Dudes, what's happening? 1472 01:13:56,466 --> 01:13:57,262 It's not over yet. 1473 01:13:57,592 --> 01:13:59,310 I thought you destroyed it! 1474 01:13:59,636 --> 01:14:03,482 - I told you, getting rid of a succubus isn't that easy! 1475 01:14:03,806 --> 01:14:06,935 Now that it doesn't inhabit a human host anymore, 1476 01:14:07,268 --> 01:14:08,235 it's going to try to destroy 1477 01:14:08,561 --> 01:14:11,610 every soul it comes in contact with before moving on. 1478 01:14:11,939 --> 01:14:13,612 - Whose souls are you talking about? 1479 01:14:13,941 --> 01:14:14,533 Ours. 1480 01:14:14,859 --> 01:14:16,156 You never mentioned that part. 1481 01:14:16,486 --> 01:14:18,329 It's too late now. 1482 01:14:18,655 --> 01:14:19,781 Look! 1483 01:14:30,792 --> 01:14:33,090 Who dares to challenge me? 1484 01:14:34,921 --> 01:14:37,015 I dare to challenge you! 1485 01:14:38,299 --> 01:14:41,098 I and all the forces of good. 1486 01:14:47,475 --> 01:14:49,273 - Well, so much for the forces of good. 1487 01:14:49,602 --> 01:14:51,149 Let's get out of here! 1488 01:14:52,855 --> 01:14:54,653 Oh Christ, it's locked. 1489 01:14:55,983 --> 01:14:57,701 No one will leave here! 1490 01:14:58,027 --> 01:14:59,279 You will all die! 1491 01:15:01,364 --> 01:15:03,037 So long as I live and breathe, 1492 01:15:03,366 --> 01:15:04,333 you won't harm another living soul, 1493 01:15:04,659 --> 01:15:06,206 hideous hag from Hell! 1494 01:15:07,578 --> 01:15:10,252 - Sticks and stones may break my bones, 1495 01:15:10,581 --> 01:15:12,629 but words will never hurt me. 1496 01:15:14,293 --> 01:15:16,546 - Well, this ought to hurt you, douchebag. 1497 01:15:16,879 --> 01:15:18,256 Give me the herbs. 1498 01:15:27,724 --> 01:15:29,146 It didn't work. 1499 01:15:29,475 --> 01:15:31,273 The potion didn't work! 1500 01:15:31,602 --> 01:15:35,903 - You think that your backyard hulu is any match for me? 1501 01:15:36,232 --> 01:15:37,233 Get in line, boys, 1502 01:15:37,567 --> 01:15:40,787 you're going on a one-way trip to Lucifer land! 1503 01:15:41,112 --> 01:15:42,113 Kevin. 1504 01:15:42,447 --> 01:15:44,245 The crystal is the source of her power. 1505 01:15:44,574 --> 01:15:47,623 Destroy it and she'll be trapped forever in limbo. 1506 01:15:47,952 --> 01:15:49,329 Who asked you, sister? 1507 01:15:49,662 --> 01:15:53,007 Didn't your mommy ever teach you not to be a tattletale? 1508 01:15:53,332 --> 01:15:54,629 That's it! 1509 01:15:54,959 --> 01:15:56,677 We've got to smash that crystal. 1510 01:15:57,003 --> 01:15:58,300 You and what army? 1511 01:15:58,629 --> 01:16:01,633 Just who do you think you're screwing around with here? 1512 01:16:01,966 --> 01:16:02,933 I don't know who you are, 1513 01:16:03,259 --> 01:16:06,183 but you look like one gnarly old bitch to me! 1514 01:16:06,512 --> 01:16:07,058 Kevin. 1515 01:16:08,598 --> 01:16:11,317 - You'll regret that remark, short stuff. 1516 01:16:11,642 --> 01:16:12,689 Says you. 1517 01:16:13,019 --> 01:16:15,693 - Yeah, why don't you take your face in for a retread. 1518 01:16:16,022 --> 01:16:18,571 - Now you're really pissing me off! 1519 01:16:18,900 --> 01:16:20,618 I'll fry your lungs with tempura! 1520 01:16:20,943 --> 01:16:21,694 Who's first! 1521 01:16:23,029 --> 01:16:26,033 - Kevin, remember the winning homecoming play? 1522 01:16:26,365 --> 01:16:27,116 I sure do. 1523 01:16:29,368 --> 01:16:30,290 29. 1524 01:16:30,620 --> 01:16:31,212 45. 1525 01:16:31,537 --> 01:16:32,163 17. 1526 01:16:32,497 --> 01:16:33,464 Hike hike! 1527 01:17:02,777 --> 01:17:04,279 Way to 90, dude! 1528 01:17:05,446 --> 01:17:06,117 My hero! 1529 01:17:08,783 --> 01:17:10,035 Do you feel any different? 1530 01:17:10,368 --> 01:17:11,585 No, not at all. 1531 01:17:11,911 --> 01:17:14,164 I just can't remember anything that happened. 1532 01:17:14,497 --> 01:17:15,293 Me either. 1533 01:17:15,623 --> 01:17:18,502 I've got this funny taste in my mouth. 1534 01:17:18,835 --> 01:17:19,836 Me too. 1535 01:17:20,169 --> 01:17:21,421 Don't worry about that. 1536 01:17:21,754 --> 01:17:23,051 It's all over now. 1537 01:17:23,381 --> 01:17:25,975 - And at least a couple of good things came out of it. 1538 01:17:26,300 --> 01:17:27,802 Really, like what? 1539 01:17:28,135 --> 01:17:29,808 We'll tell you later. 1540 01:17:31,656 --> 01:17:32,653 Hey wait, don't go. 1541 01:17:32,860 --> 01:17:33,848 I have to. 1542 01:17:33,875 --> 01:17:35,092 I'll send you my bill. 1543 01:17:35,218 --> 01:17:36,519 Why don't you stick around? 1544 01:17:36,653 --> 01:17:38,480 - Yeah, there might be some pie left. 1545 01:17:38,713 --> 01:17:40,206 I really have to go. 1546 01:17:40,300 --> 01:17:42,358 I have an appointment at dawn tomorrow, 1547 01:17:42,492 --> 01:17:44,239 a vampire staking in the valley. 1548 01:17:44,369 --> 01:17:45,991 - You don't wanna be late for that. 1549 01:17:46,220 --> 01:17:47,617 Or too early either. 1550 01:17:50,825 --> 01:17:52,077 Bye! 1551 01:17:55,621 --> 01:17:56,964 What do we do now? 1552 01:17:57,290 --> 01:17:59,109 - I don't know if I mentioned it before, 1553 01:17:59,434 --> 01:18:03,338 but does anybody like to play Twister! 1554 01:18:10,511 --> 01:18:11,979 Right foot green. 1555 01:18:14,515 --> 01:18:16,267 - You're doing this on purpose. 1556 01:18:16,601 --> 01:18:17,693 The board's bad. 1557 01:18:21,689 --> 01:18:23,532 Okay, right foot red. 1558 01:18:24,984 --> 01:18:26,156 Wait, wait, wait. 1559 01:18:55,932 --> 01:18:58,060 Incredible incredible incredible incredible 1560 01:18:58,392 --> 01:18:59,359 Incredible incredible 1561 01:18:59,685 --> 01:19:00,777 Two-headed transplant 1562 01:19:01,103 --> 01:19:03,447 Incredible incredible incredible incredible 1563 01:19:03,773 --> 01:19:04,399 Incredible incredible 1564 01:19:04,732 --> 01:19:06,279 Two-headed transplant 1565 01:19:06,609 --> 01:19:10,580 Born in the chaos with science gone awry 1566 01:19:11,989 --> 01:19:15,539 The gene's what lies behind the microscopic eye 1567 01:19:17,203 --> 01:19:20,753 With bloodstained hands the surgeon's underneath the gun 1568 01:19:22,124 --> 01:19:23,842 A stitch in time you'll die 1569 01:19:24,168 --> 01:19:26,637 Two heads are best than none 1570 01:19:26,963 --> 01:19:28,931 Incredible incredible incredible incredible 1571 01:19:29,256 --> 01:19:30,303 Incredible incredible 1572 01:19:30,633 --> 01:19:31,509 Two-headed transplant 1573 01:19:31,842 --> 01:19:34,140 Incredible incredible incredible incredible 1574 01:19:34,470 --> 01:19:35,392 Incredible incredible 1575 01:19:35,721 --> 01:19:37,189 Two-headed transplant 1576 01:19:37,515 --> 01:19:41,486 Shamefully I called her she said you kids into town 1577 01:19:42,478 --> 01:19:44,446 She goes to see a friend 1578 01:19:44,772 --> 01:19:48,743 And hears that he's been drowned 1579 01:20:03,040 --> 01:20:06,544 Fell asleep on the RTT and I 1580 01:20:06,877 --> 01:20:10,427 Missed all my stops 1581 01:20:10,756 --> 01:20:14,101 Woke up at a gypsy storefront 1582 01:20:14,427 --> 01:20:17,727 Where the witches shop 1583 01:20:18,055 --> 01:20:21,229 They had assorted notions potions and lotions 1584 01:20:21,559 --> 01:20:25,439 For when you love big six 1585 01:20:25,771 --> 01:20:29,446 Pulled out my credit card 1586 01:20:29,775 --> 01:20:32,870 Guess what I picked 1587 01:20:33,195 --> 01:20:36,620 I got a brain in a jar 1588 01:20:36,949 --> 01:20:40,249 Keep it under my bed 1589 01:20:40,578 --> 01:20:44,003 I got a brain in a jar 1590 01:20:44,331 --> 01:20:48,586 I have nicknamed him Fred 1591 01:20:48,919 --> 01:20:52,093 He gets me lots of girls 1592 01:20:52,423 --> 01:20:55,472 Who come to see 1593 01:20:55,801 --> 01:20:58,395 My biological 1594 01:20:59,472 --> 01:21:01,691 Curiosity 1595 01:21:06,687 --> 01:21:08,564 Brain 1596 01:21:10,316 --> 01:21:11,989 Jar 1597 01:21:14,236 --> 01:21:16,034 Fred 1598 01:21:17,948 --> 01:21:22,044 Brain jar Fred yeah 109425