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I'm way smarter than you anyway. No, no, no. You can't even argue this. That's

not true. To hell with that.

Right.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

I've seen your report. No, no, I'm way better than you. I've seen your report

cards. They're not looking so good.

The hell?

Uh-uh.

I'm a B student. You haven't even seen anything.

I'm a B student, okay? Oh, right.

Right, right, right.

Tell that to your, uh, who-ef. Shut up.

To hell with that. You don't know what you're talking about. Yeah, no.

Fuck off. No, no, no, no. I'm gonna try to play it smart. You're just a little

slut. How many of my friends have you banged at this point? How many of my

friends have you banged at this point? Hey, hey!

Would you cut it out?

No, Mom.

Arguing again?

That's what we do.

Siblings. Yeah.

What am I gonna do with you two?

Look, I don't care who started this, okay?

I'm gonna stop right now.

What do I have to do to get you two to get along?

Let us hash it out in the street.

Let's fight. Fist fight.

Yeah. You know what?

I know.

Do you remember when you were eight?

Of course.

We used to play board games.

Yeah.

That's it. I think I still got one.

That? Yeah.

That's how I'm going to get you two to get along.

Board games.

Okay. Great. Great. Great idea.

I'll be right back. Fantastic.

Okay.

Do you remember this? I put it in your stocking. Of course.

Yeah. Of course, Mom. Okay. It's so cute.

Let's lay some dominoes.

Come on. Come on.

Okay.

All right. So.

Isn't this going to be fun? What do you think?

Alright, so I think the idea to this game is you

don't want to get off first.

Okay? Alright, so if you forget any of the rules, which Mom has,

look at the box. Okay?

Have fun.

I'll be back.

Alright? Thanks, Mom.

Yeah, I'll make sure he doesn't get off first.

And no fighting.

Okay.

Get off first.

Never get off first.

Not me.

Right.

What? I'm a gentleman.

Oh, are you?

If you tried.

Oh, right.

Right.

You too. That is nasty and disgusting.

Okay? Don't talk like that. Keep playing.

Fine.

Doubt it.

Doubt it.

What the f-

No.

No.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm great. I just have a scratchy throat.

Oh, I'll get you some water, honey.

Okay.

Did you complete that game?

That could last all day.

Oh, right.

Yeah, because it's in your pants.

Oh my god.

Is that the best you can do?

Yeah, because my hands dry.

Better?

Okay, got water.

Oh, thanks, Mom. Where's your sister?

Down in the domino.

Sorry.

Oh. I dropped it. Yeah.

Here, water. Just throw it, okay?

Uh-huh.

All right, great. You two getting along?

Yeah, we're doing better. Yeah. We're doing a lot better.

See? I knew it. Isn't this fun?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's a good game. So much fun.

I'm just going to go make a quick phone call, okay? Okay. All right.

There, I bet this will make you cum.

Yeah. Yeah, I know.

Hey, hold on just one second.

You two okay in there?

No farting.

Anyway. Yeah, I know, right?

Is that the best you can do?

I can't even feel it!

We just ran away to a room or something and didn't finish the game. Yeah?

Yeah. But it's cool. Everything's cool.

Everything's good?

Yeah. Yeah? Okay.

You guys having fun?

Yeah, having a blast.

Yeah, it's been a great game.

Yeah, we're doing a lot better.

I just got a side ache.

What do you want?

My shower's broken.

And?

Um, I need to use yours.

Okay, I guess.

How's your ass doing, by the way?

What? You know, is it sore?

From the pounding I gave it earlier.

Oh, no, no, no. You can't even say that. No.

I would have done ten times better if Mom hadn't have been there.

Yeah, okay.

Make all the excuses you want, but I won that competition.

Uh-uh. I made you come so hard.

Oh, right, right.

Well, if Mom hadn't have been there, maybe I could have done better.

I disagree.

Oh, right.

yeah oh

Fucking good when you stroke it

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

You're so big Oh

my

god

Yes.

You lose.

You definitely lose.