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So today is a fantasy.

It is my fantasy. Yes, it's your fantasy. Yes.

And this is something you've never done in your personal life? Nope. And never

done with a video camera?

Nope.

Let me ask you this. Why did you decide to do it for us?

Well, you know, I thought that I probably would have experienced my

fantasy a long time ago.

more mature woman and not currently in a relationship, single, and I'm like, you

know what, why not?

The older I get, the less the chances are.

You know what I mean? That's kind of a small window to do something like this.

I think most of the time when this is not something

easily facilitated.

It's not like you can just go to the gas station.

Say, you know, the loan.

Right. Yes. Right, right, right.

Yeah, it has to be, you know, it has to be, for better or worse, it has to be

constructed and, you know, it has to be, you know, a plan and so forth. Yeah,

absolutely. I mean, it potentially could be a vulnerable situation.

Yes.

No, I didn't think I'm biased. I don't like when they stare at me.

So one of the reasons most people don't ever get to do it is because it's not

easy.

You don't get the opportunity.

Right.

Potentially, you're going to be in a vulnerable situation.

You're going to be in charge, but there's going to be so many

men around you, so many guys around you.

I think it could be overwhelming to some people, but to you, I think you'll enjoy

it. Would that be a pretty accurate assumption?

I think so, yeah.

Are you nervous?

A little bit, just because it's the unknown.

Yeah. So the unknown always makes me a little bit, you know, nervous.

But outside of that, yeah, I think that, you know, I'll set pretense and then

make it fun and let it happen.

Not they're gonna really love it or really hate it one of the two I mean

Yeah, you try it. You don't know you like an amusement park of cocks. Yeah

Got

it.

All right, so don't whack so you're you're in a relationship with a with a

good guy and you guys have sex where does what do you prefer that guy to yeah

it's kind of open game like i'm pretty open to every single thing but

you know my preference if i'm in a relationship so it's gonna be three

pipes i feel like i feel like for him it's super empowering and it's

dominating for me it's um

It's a little bit submissive.

And it's a little bit of ownership, if you will.

Yeah. Yeah. I like that. That's good. That's actually really good. Yeah. So

you can, when a guy makes an advisor, can you feel that going through?

Absolutely. Every single pump. Yeah. So you build a one. Yeah.

And it's kind of really hot.

It's a power exchange, too.

Think about it. Yeah. I think that people lose sight of that part where

it's like.

I mean, that's really strong.

Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah.

I agree. Yeah. Yeah.

I actually think most girls prefer it in the bazaar. Yeah. For some

reason, men.

I can't answer this, but why? I can.

Why do we want to see it? Because men are visual, that's why.

Because they like to see it.

They're such visual creatures for every single thing that we do. While sometimes

they want to feel it, most of the time they want to see it. Men are very lights

on, in the mirror, daylight, like all this stuff. I am too.

Most women are lights off, subdued. How boring.

It is what it is. You know what else that represents?

Sometimes that represents pleasure.

Because it only...

You only get it for one reason.

Pleasurable. Yeah, it comes out. It's pleasurable.

That's the power exchange.

Yeah, 100%. I think we've got this all figured out by almost now.

To a science.

We're going to figure it out.

So today, what we do is, and we're going to bounce around, and we're going to do

official stuff.

So once we're, you're going to walk into the room.

The room's black.

But it's lit, so you're going to be able to see. I'll be able to see them too.

You'll be able to see the guys around you.

I'd like maybe you could put on a little striptease at the beginning, hop up on

the bench.

And you have a phenomenal vibe.

We'd like to expose that a little bit. Okay.

Then basically you're going to lay back.

Missionary. And next thing you know, you're going to have one in your mouth,

one in each hand, and one in your pussy.

Sound like a plan?

Is there lube close?

Because I have to have this, like, I want this to be fluid and hot as

possible. It'll be very fluid.

It'll be very fluid, and anything you need is easily accessed.

Okay.

So once, I think today, I think you're going to have, like, seven guys.

Okay.

Is seven guys the normal amount, or is that a little bit more? No, we need a

bigger turnout. I mean, they're a hot chick.

Okay. A bigger turnout?

Like, sold tickets?

Well, no.

We had to do a raffle.

Nice. We made them all fight over it.

What the guys are called are cocksmiths.

Okay, they're cocksmiths or cocksmen?

Cocksmen. Got it. That's what the guys are. And we started out, you're our

14th. Okay.

Gee.

So when we started out, we only had five.

So we had five, then we had six, then we went up to seven once, you know, six

twice.

So today, as the popularity of the content grows, the more

toxic we want to drink, or more people want to become toxic. Does that make

sense? Sure, of course.

So today's going to be set. So after each one of the toxic ones make his

deposit in China, we're going to collect that in a huge martini glass.

It comes out.

They won't all stay in there, right?

Okay. So we're going to collect this in this huge martini glass, and then at the

end, after the final coxswain makes his dumb deposit, we're going to sit you up,

and we're going to take all the gum out of your pussy, put it into the cream pie

martini. It's called a cream pie martini.

Sounds yummy.

And you're going to drink the gum.

Got it. Sound like a plan? Sounds like a plan to me. How is it down there?

What do you mean, how is it down there? Is your PC getting wet?

Yes, of course it is. Really? And it's going to be very wet when we get out.

And you have panties on. I can't go anywhere without panties on. I know, but

can't we? She says she gets too wet.

Is that even possible?

No, okay, so let me tell you. It truly is. So let me tell you. It's

uncomfortable. It's true. I actually just had this conversation and tested

the theory.

All right.

and a friend of mine she's like i'm constantly wet like constantly and i was

like really what does it mean it means she literally is constantly dripping

yeah yeah it's all it's all um you know we

have

pretty impure minds so it's constantly going and going and then you're just i

mean even something so simple as a conversation or you know a trigger word

or something like that you know or even a touch like somebody you know just the

back of your neck or whatever you're just like huh you know it's good so i

just got a hard on yeah stripping he wears panties too yeah yeah good

job

I think that's my base, man.

There's a thing you have to.

Okay. All right, let's do it.

Well, I almost got a signature question that I always like.

I like to hear the response.

All right.

Yeah, that's a good question.

Well, first I want to know, I've never asked this question before.

I thought about this all night.

No, actually, it just popped up just now, but it'd be something that would be

useful for the.

for the members to get an idea of what's really going on behind the scenes behind

the scenes like in your in your head in a female's head my head's not normal

just so you know i think a lot my thoughts are very much like a male's

thought nice they're super dirty super not um i think

feminine i think women are very um conservative with their thoughts i think

men are very non-conservative with their thoughts i have the list so then from

now on we're going to ask this question of every person because this is a very

simple question and i'm probably an abnormal i have an abnormal brain okay

so here it is so here's the question as a woman in your normal experience in

life whether you're shopping at the movies at the gas station the tanning

salon the hair salon whatever it is how many times a day do you think about

Sex.

I think it depends on life situation.

Just give me an average, maybe.

What are you up,

15 hours in a day, 12 hours in a day? Yeah, I would say probably at least

three, personally. Three times? By myself.

Like, I could be, you know, walking along, and I just get the fucking urge,

and I go in and handle it, and I continue with my business. Okay, but

wait, wait, wait. Hold on, hold on. I'm talking about, I got that.

but i'm talking about just the thought of let's just say you walk by a guy in

macy's and you're like i wonder what his dick looks like i have that a lot i can

so more than three right yeah way more than three um i can sit next to somebody

in the plane like when i flew here that's what i'm looking for i said i

texted one of my girlfriends and i said do you ever just look at somebody and

say yeah

And she's like all the time. So it happens a lot to women. So with that

said, have you ever joined the Mile High Club? I have not. You have not.

You know what that is, right? Yes, sir. I would almost be surprised, but I guess

nowadays you guys get thrown in jail.

I'm still not going to jail for anything.

It's interesting though, if you actually executed that thought, you actually did.

I think that's probably, I think that probably that's really good on LinkedIn.

An international flight versus a domestic flight where it's longer years

per night.

But you're also stuck with them.

Well, generally, you're flying with them. It's not somebody randomly that

you... Oh, we thought you were talking about a random... No.

I mean, I guess it probably doesn't matter. It's a mile high club. Yeah.

You're fitting the name.

Gotcha.

Well, where's the craziest place you've ever had sex?

um on the side of the road on the way back from utah behind a water pump shed

which is relatively small maybe the size of these two tables maybe four of them

um and i got that urge and i was like pull the car over right now i did

it so amazing nice that's good that's that's a good story yeah i

can't ask you yeah yeah so well you know how they kind of No, they're all good.

They do.

They become their own entity.

Yeah, yeah.

So, obviously, you have a very powerful look, very beautiful and

intense eyes, like your T-zone. You know, I'm sure a lot of guys are

intimidated by your looks.

Some of them are even drawn to it. Yeah, and they probably find you

unapproachable sometimes in guys.

What I would like to know is...

For those guys that are watching, what could they do to overcome

that and approach you and bag you?

Wow, that's a good one.

I think probably the best thing is confidence.

Confidence for somebody like me is going to be a golden ticket.

I'm maybe not what you want to perceive the way that I look.

That I look very dominant and very, you know, I have the T-zone, all that stuff.

You have an intense, but it's very good.

It's magnetic, actually, to me. But I'm different because I'm an alpha.

Right, but you're an alpha. So somebody that maybe is not so alpha, what they

would do is just build that confidence up. Once you build the confidence up,

like I'm a super nice person, and if you've got confidence, that to me is a

turn on.

I don't care what you look like.

Okay. You know, if you can bring that to the table, it's going to happen. Like,

it's almost fucking guaranteed it's going to happen if you can bring that.

If you can't, it's not maybe necessarily something that I want because I'm a

little bit sensitive myself.

So, yes, I could play both roles. But what's my preference? My preference is

to be dominated.

Okay. I want to be treated like, you know, I want to be handled.

So let's talk about the approach. That's all going to be.

That's going to be the prize, I guess, if you will. So you got Joe regular blow

across the bar from you.

And let's just say you have one of those airplane urges, but you're going to...

Right?

Now, obviously, you're not going to... Let's just say you're not going to,

because you might.

I told you, I'm a little abnormal.

You're not going to try to lure him, but you're going to try to, let's just

say...

mentally cast the right idea in his brain for him to come over here and

break all his fears.

It's a look.

He would have to give you the look. No, I would give him the look. You would

give him the look. No, yeah, he would know.

Yeah. But that's you choosing. What about him choosing?

What if you don't see him?

Yeah. What do you mean, what if I don't see him? What if he's sitting over to

the side and you can't see him?

What does he say? What should he say that would unlock your door?

It's a tough one because I think for me, I think the invitation of the look is

first. But if I don't see him, I'm not sure how. Yeah, what if it was a tap on

the shoulder?

Yeah. You're facing the bartender the whole time. Yeah.

Gentleman comes up.

He says, excuse me, I'm so-and-so. I'm sitting here by yourself.

Yeah. I don't know if you have a boyfriend or girlfriend or whatever, but

I'd like to have a drink with you.

I would say okay. I would say okay. And if he sat down and if he was interesting

to me, because my two, like I said, I don't necessarily have a type.

I want you to be confident and interesting.

I want you to not be the douchebag like, hey, baby.

I'm going to go back to my hood.

No, that doesn't do anything for me. But if you're like, you know, come over, sit

next to me, throw out some, like, geeks, they don't get pussy like the average

hot guy gets.

But they're interesting.

So they're going to get the super hot girls.

Ah. Inevitably, they get them. See, that's the Zuckerberg effect.

Factual, right?

That's a fact.

It's a fact.

But he was an ultra coder. Yeah.

So that's my point. Yeah.

Well, I don't know about the history. I'm just using it as a general. No, it's

a great example.

We're going to call it the Zuckerberg effect.

So for me, personally, it's like being interesting.

Like I said, I'm attracted to that. Even if it's like useless shit that I'll

never use, if somebody's spitting off stuff that's intriguing to me, that

catches my attention, it could be nonsense, garbage, again, that I'll

never use, that has no, to me, no relevance in life.

But he's interesting to me. He knows a lot more than the average person.

So what we're saying here is there is a chance.

Yes, absolutely.

For Joe Blow, normal guy, blue-collar guy, or even techie guy, to

enjoy the presence of a beautiful woman like yourself.

There might be a little bit of training that goes on. There might be a little

bit of training.

But he'll get it. Let's move your head to the right.

He'll get it.

My last and final question, I think, until we probably just keep talking

more, is are you ready to get laid?

Of course.

And? The better question is, when am I not ready to get laid? That is, I like

that. What are you looking forward to the most today?

Oh, yeah.

What am I looking forward to the most?

I'll admit.

So it's going to be like, it's going to be a lot of men.

Yeah. Yeah. It's like, I love, I love them all. Like it doesn't have to be,

oh, well you've got to be this or you've got to be that.

I love men.

So that's what I'm looking forward to. And while you guys believe that this

might be your show.

It's fucking really my show.

Oh, no, it's your show.

It's 100%. We don't think that. It's your show.

It is. Yeah, so in my mind, that's the way it's going to go.

It's fucking all for me. No, not at all.

Absolutely. But the viewers might think something different.

They're like, okay, you know.

No, we don't put it out there like that.

Yeah? No, we actually, the women are in charge.

We just can't necessarily sell their names.

Gotcha. That's it.

I'm going to do one thing.

I'm not going to ask you yet. We still have a cold

apple drink.

We've all seen it, but viewers might not have all seen

it. It's very, very beautiful.

And the little decoration on the top, the little diamond in the triangle

thing, it's fun.

i'd like to get a little bit of that maybe in the car oh maybe you can sit

the front seat of the car on my dash and masturbate sure

i'm like never done that no i have with her

head in the window facing the back she's a complete isolationist

100%. I don't know naked, but definitely, like, I would test the

boundaries for sure. I got $20 in my wallet. You want to walk out of here

with your waist all the way up, your butt hanging out?

I'm not, like, hanging out all the way. Just, like, the bottom of the cheeks.

I can do it. I don't even need $20. Like, I'll do it for free. I love it.

All right.

We'll be back with the butts.

There you have it.

If you hold my purse, I'll take it again.

Deal.

Right there.

Did you get that? Maybe we should try that one more time.

Got it. Oh, he got that.

All right, sweetie.

You're here.

I'm here. You're in the room.

You're on the bench.

And I'm ready.

We went to a bar and had an apple cider.

And... Non-alcoholic.

Yeah, that was not a gong.

One of the coxswain talked you into walking out of the bar with your skirt

hiked up so your ass was exposed the whole way.

And then at the end of it, she was actually creative. She bent over.

And took my panties off.

Yeah, so all you see is this pretty little pussy right there.

And the guy behind us that was driving up.

And his mom. He got a freebie. Yeah, and his mom.

It's cool. Yeah. So right now you're pantyless.

Yep. Totally pantyless. I'm just not an advocate of panties whatsoever.

We know you're not. Yeah.

I'm just not into them. So would you mind, I mean if you all haven't seen

this, this is a sight to see. Would you mind just, actually just, that thing

comes all up at once. Does? Come on.

This is what you get guys.

Built for sex.

Amazing. Peterbilt.

Exactly. Custom made.

I think the best way to relax is to just lay back and wow.

Yep. Hold on a second.

You're... Yeah.

And that's why I wear panties always.

Oh my goodness. Can you open it up?

I'm going to take off my shoes, though. Okay.

So that I feel comfortable.

We want you comfortable.

This is how it starts.

This? Just like that.

She needs some cocks, guys.

Coxman? Coxman?

Coxman, I love this.

Cock delivery.

Happy birthday.

Look at those lips, they're just made for it.

I mean that is the epitome of DSL.

Oh, my fucking god.

This is the fucking perfect pussy on earth.

Oh, fuck you.

I don't know.

She's strong, man.

It's a fucking good day.

It's a fucking good day. That sunshine coming out of there.

It's almost there. Can you...

Don't waste it.

Elmo's glue.

Elmo's glue.

That was impromptu, actually. That was totally...

We have a trademark for that.

So there's one.

You got most of it on the outside.

Oh no, it's in there.

You'll see it at the end. That was a double pop.

A double? Yeah.

Look at you, soldier.

Let me get my stool here

How's

it going?

It's pretty amazing

Stop. You alright there?

Hmm.

There you go.

Nice.

Fuck you.

You let that dirty girl out.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah?

Let it out.

Oh, damn.

Nice and thick.

Yeah, that's it.

Just like that.

Blow it off.

Take it outside of me.

Yeah.

Give me all of it, every last fucking drop.

That's what I like.

That's what I like, right?

Fuck.

Put your fingers in there.

There it is.

Oh, fuck yes.

Is that from Joanne?

Oh, fuck. Like that.

Just like that. It's gonna go nice and fucking deep.

Thank you.

What's next?

What do you got?

Let me get in there.

I'm on letters.

Hey,

how are you?

Fucking amazing.

Yeah?

We'll see.

Bad GBC.

Bad GBC.

You ready to start a fire right here?

Because you didn't know that fucking piercing that he has on his cock feels

really good to me.

I gotcha.

Mmm, yeah, smack my face. Come here.

Oh, fuck.

Right there.

Yes.

Mmm. Mmm.

We need a defib over here.

There you go, buddy.

No.

Look who it is.

Miss me? Oh my goodness, yeah.

Are you gonna come again?

Oh, maybe.

Yeah. These guys don't step up to the plate, man.

Someone's gotta bring it.

Gator?

That fucking mouth is amazing.

Holy shit.

I think she's still hungry.

What are you looking at?

When you're watching it?

Someone's feet have some fucking cock right now.

Fucking nice explosive on the air.

Oh, she found it.

Get it off the ground.

Oh, yeah inside of me right there. Oh, yeah

Mmm.

There you go.

That's a little dominatrix.

Maybe just a dog, but not a dog. But she is.

Oh, fuck.

Open her legs.

Open her legs.

Oh,

good

one, brother.

I know, you want to kiss her.

I love this. You want to kiss her. I want to kiss her so bad. You want to

kiss her.

Do you like that hold? It's one of those electrical things.

A lot of women here.

A whole fuckin' lot of women.

Look at this.

Are you

ready for this?

Fucking pussy.

Mm-hmm. So you blow your big fucking wounds.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Go deeper.

And if you want to... Oh, fuck yes.

You can grab him.

Oh, man.

Sturdy girl, I can take it.

Fuck me.

Fuck me.

Mmm.

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's okay. It's okay.

It's okay. It's okay.

It's okay.

Oh, no, I want it in there, baby.

Nice and fucking deep.

Oh, yeah, just like that.

Oh, fuck.

Mm-hmm.

All the way fucking in there. That's right.

Mmm.

That's for later.

Oh fuck yes.

Blow it.

Fuck yes.

There you go.

Yeah. Right there.

Oh yes.

And he was a junior coxswain. He did a good fucking job.

He was a fucking senior. Yeah.

I moved him up. Yeah, you just upgraded him. I voted him fucking five stars for

that one.

I'll save a little bit for later.

Save a little bit for later.

I would like that.

Who's left?

How many have you done so far? I love this.

Man, you need a fluff.

Was your 10?

No, it was only 9.

I wish there was 10.

Maybe next time. There will be.

I want to see his face.

I didn't-

Oh my God.

. . .

It's fucking hot.

I'll fill it in for a second. I'm not far.

Fuck yes.

I don't know.

I don't know.

Fuck yeah.

Oh yeah?

It's slipping and sliding.

Oh, comfort, just like you did yesterday, yeah.

Are you gonna give it to me?

Oh, fuck.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

Oh, there you go.

We got one more?

If you want me to. If you want, Dad.

Already.

Is that an eight? We're at eight? Nine? Nine.

How's everybody? Might as well make it ten.

I can go again.

You good?

Fucking fantastic. Let the two tigers be. Remember, this is my fantasy.

How's it looking out so far?

It's funny.

Fuck dinner parties. I want this every weekend.

Do they come in here?

Oh, fuck yes.

Oh, shit.

A magical gummy bear.

Yeah.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God, yeah.

Oh, shit.

Fuck my life.

You did it.

Look at that fucking load.

Nice and fucking thick.

Jesus. I think there's more in there.

You know what I want you to do? I want you to lay back and play with yourself.

I think there's more in there. Unless I see it seeping out of your pussy. Yeah.

Can you do that for us?

Keep rubbing it, you'll see.

You've got that big clip.

There's more coming out right now.

Keep rubbing it, you'll see it come.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck yeah.

There you go.

That's a girl.

See, I think we need to get this deposit.

We need to get this martini filled up and start that.

What do you want?

What do you want? What do you want? She can get down. Can you hold this thing?

Just squat right over the top of my head.

Nice. Fuck this.

Oh my god.

Do you see what you created?

That... That is not yours.

My face.

How was it?

Was it?

I don't think there's anything better.

That pussy looks like it's going to fuck me up.

Right there. There

it is.

I'm going to leave that for you for later.

Can you hop up on the bench?

What's that?

Can you hop up on the bench with your martini?

I will.

I want to take a shot.

Mmm, yes.

That's a fucking bomb.

I hate the fucking nose.

Fuck. That's a record.

Wow.

Do you want to tease anyone?

What about that?

Fantasy fulfilled.