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I don't... No...

He's got to be my son.

Óscar, I know it's a surprise.

- He's got to be his.
- Valentín, it's your son.

Plus, Gaby told me.

I took the liberty of looking for coffee,
and I found some.

You guys want some?

- I'll help you.
- Let's go.

Let me know if you want some.

THE GAME OF KEYS

Ninety-five.

Ninety-six.

Ninety-seven.

Ninety-eight.

- No, no, no!
- One hundred!

What?

I got two bachelorettes at the same time.

Oh, no.

Okay.

Maybe,

just maybe, it'd be a good idea
to have our own place.

What? Seriously?

Yeah. I mean...

I have to crunch some numbers
to see if we can afford it.

This calls for a celebration, right?

Of course.

No, no, no!

Wait! Wait a sec!

It's my 11:00 Optimum.

I can't believe it.

Bárbara, wait. I have to drink it.

- Unbelievable.
- What?

There. I drank it. Shall we...

I'm not in the mood anymore.

Gaby wanted to tell you,
but it was a difficult conversation.

And it's easy for me?
When were you planning on telling me?

She was gonna tell you. Mica, hello.

Hi.

Well, look. This baby...

We were just discussing...

That the baby isn't my brother.
He's Valentín's son.

Exactly.

Well, I got homework to do.

- Excuse me. Bye.
- Bye.

Well...

You've got a lot to think about.

We'd love to stay, but we have to go.

Hand over that big dude.

There you go!

Bye, little guy. We'll miss you.

Bye.

There's all the baby's stuff.
You can keep it all.

This can't be happening!

Alexa, call Adriana.

Calling Adriana.

Adriana isn't available.

Grab your things and go.
The next step is yours to take!

Damn it. Fucking hangover.

Óscar! Can you drive us home?

What do you got there?

No, no, no! Drop that!

Bárbara! Get that back from the kids.

Bárbara.

What's with you? Give me that.
Don't play with that.

Hey! You're terrible!

Honey, help me.

- Hey, you're dropping stuff.
- Open up!

- Coming.
- Don't wear yourself out.

Hey, I got the protection.
These are the condoms. Open up.

Okay.

- Careful!
- Stop that.

- Enough.
- What's that for?

In case the girls get kinky.

No, it's a bachelorette for preppy girls.

You never know.

You drive.

Here, turn the corner.

Great.

Relax, relax. I know him.

Give me a sec.

What's up? How are you?

Everything good?

How's the bike?

The light's out, but...

...a hand with the bags.

- Óscar, pop the trunk.
- Yeah.

I'm scared of being alone with him.

When I first held Mica,
I was shitting myself.

You're not much help.

What I mean is

you can't afford to be scared now.

Think about it.
That kid will count on you his whole life.

At least

you have someone
to share the journey with, right?

Thank you.

And what'll you do?

No idea.

But you got it easy.
Get back with Adriana.

No, that's impossible.

No? Why not? You love her, she loves you.

Why don't you catch a flight to Spain?

Everyone thinks it's easy
to get on a plane and fly to Spain.

No.

Okay.

Let's see how it goes.

- How should I hold him?
- Careful.

Like this?

- No, hold his head.
- Valentín.

Look at him.
He's your spitting image, man.

Bless you.

He's spitting up, Rubén!
Take him. Take him.

No, no, no. Don't cry, no.

You can't cry. You can't cry like that.

Help me. I can't. Help. He's crying.

What should I do?

Easy, easy.

Okay. Don't worry, man.

I know we hadn't planned for this,

but everything will be okay.

Yeah, sure.
When Olivia said he was my son,

your eyes totally lit up.

Of course. Just look at this little dude.

How not to love him?

- Come closer.
- I'm right here.

Come closer.

Come closer.

- Know what he wants?
- What?

- You to feed him.
- No.

- Yes.
- Help me.

No, no. You're gonna do it.

And you'll do great.

- Help me out.
- You have to clean him up.

- Love you.
- Come back.

No, Rubén. Come back.
You son of a bitch. Help me.

No, no, little guy. Stop.

Here, here, here.

How are you? Let's meet up.
Olivia.

Look, look. Who's at the door?

Who's here? Let's go see.

Someone forgot their keys.

Is this too hot? I'll take it off.

Yeah, there you go.

There you go.

Hello, I'm Marcelo Albarrán.

- I'm...
- Gaby's dad.

Did your daughter have to die
for you to show up?

Could we talk?

Sorry.

I know I have no right to come here.

And yet here you are, right?

Being a father isn't easy, Valentín.

Oh, please.

Even though you don't want
to hurt your kids,

you're only human
and you'll eventually make bad decisions.

Marcelo, what do you want?

- My grandson.
- Are you crazy?

You want to take him from me?

No, no, relax.
I just want to be in his life. That's all.

Hold on. Go to another game, bud.
I'll be here for a while.

Olivia.

Thanks for coming.

No problem. It's a good idea to meet up.

Though I would've preferred
a bar or a café.

But it's okay.

My heart's like a video game.

Are you okay?

Not really, no.

You have no idea how scared I was
when I told Samuel

that I wanted to go back to the city.

What did he say?

He supported me, but on the condition
that it would just be temporary.

What if he hadn't been supportive?

Would you have abandoned him
like Adriana abandoned me?

Put yourself in her shoes.

- I already did that.
- Really?

Imagine Adriana's here with you

and you get a call from out of the blue.

I don't know,
the coolest agency in Buenos Aires.

What would you do?

I guess I would've done the same.

I don't mean that.

Go with her.
I'm sure she's waiting for you.

You just have to go for it
without thinking,

like ripping off a Band-Aid.

Thanks for listening to me.

Not at all. You're welcome.

How are you guys doing?

Us? We're fine.

Working on it, but we're fine.

You helped me out a lot.
I'll give you my therapist's number.

- Your therapist?
- Yes. He helped me a lot.

- A whole big bunch.
- Call him.

He helped Adriana and me.

Imagine if he hadn't...

Imagine that.

Who's the grandpa?
Who's the handsomest baby?

Stop, you'll wear him out.

Who's the most handsome boy in the...

Okay. Thanks.

I'll walk you to the door.

So, we'll be in touch?

Sure.

Hey.

I know I have no right

to give you advice on how to be a father...

Are you serious?

But, please,

don't hesitate to call me
if you need anything.

What a handsome boy.

The most handsome...

Hi.

Hello.

He was just leaving. Come in.

- Good evening.
- Come in, come in.

Come in!

The most handsome baby.

See you.

I said come in.
Why'd you just stand there?

Oh, daddy!

I'm sick of putting all this away.

And cleaning up? I'm sick of it.

At least Leo likes the idea
of getting our own place.

How do you picture that place?

Look, instead of a place
for bachelorette parties,

I'm picturing a place only for adults.

Adults that know how to have fun
the way we do.

With strippers in cages.

Oh, yeah. With swings.

- Real dildos.
- Lots of leather.

Leo, Leo, Leo.

No!

I'm too rusty.

- Another one?
- No, no. I said that was the last one.

How are you?

- How am I?
- Yeah, how are you?

Hanging in there. You?

Well, I'd gotten to like
the idea of having a baby brother.

And now...

Honestly, I like being an only child.

How's school going?

- Great.
- Yeah?

You finished your exams, right?

Yeah, Dad. Last week.

Mica, I think we should go to Spain.

What?

If I asked you to go to Spain with me,
would you say yes?

Yes.

- Yes?
- Of course.

Yes? Yes! Yes! Yes!

Yeah!

Yes! Okay, we have to sort everything out.

Leo, please. Snap out of it.

Is he seriously
the only stripper you brought?

Give me five minutes to sort this out.

Carmen, please. Make him a smoothie.

- No!
- No, without any pulp.

Karina, Karina, wait. Carmen, go get her.

- Enough.
- My blood pressure's low.

Know what?

What?

I think it's great that this big guy

can have a grandpa in his life.

Well...

With the grandparents he has,
he'd be better off without any.

Don't say that.

Come over here.

Come closer.

You want him to hold you? Yeah?

- Hold him.
- No.

- Yes. You can hold him.
- No, Rubén.

- He wants you to hold him.
- He cried all day with me.

Don't be scared.
You can do it. You can hold him.

Hold him firmly, down there.

Yeah, there. Like that.

Look, there you go.

- There, look.
- Hi, buddy.

There you go.

- He's crying.
- No, no.

There we go.

He puked all over me!

Valentín, come back here.

Naked?

I can pay you extra.

Okay, but can I choose the music?

Of course.

This thug is gonna be our stripper?

He's really hardworking.

I want all my money back.

Hey, you gotta pay me. I danced for you.

- How's it going, Dad?
- Good.

I'm not sure what to take
and what to leave behind.

Bring all the video games.

You'd like that, huh?

Careful with that.

Did you tell your friends?

Yeah. They're having a going-away party
for me at Rebeca's house.

And you?

I just can't believe it.

Don't tell me you're getting cold feet.

No, no, no. It's not that.

The thing is,

all this has been hard to process.

But I'm sure I want to get back
your mother and our family.

Yeah.

I can't believe you made the waiter strip.

You're abusing your power.
You realize that?

So what? I had to save the party
and I had to save you.

From what?

They would've eaten you.

These girls are little princesses.

Karina!

We're leaving.

I saved your ass!

So, that's right.

According to the results of these tests,

there's no issue
with erectile dysfunction.

I'm glad to hear that. It's a load off.

That means we have to treat
the mental issue here.

I want you to tell me if you know
what stage your relationship is in.

Honestly, I don't understand, because...

I mean, since Samuel and I met,
the sex was...

- Incredible from night one, right?
- From night one.

I met Olivia at a karaoke.

She was singing terribly.

But she always looks gorgeous.

And we started making out.

We got so hot that we ended up fucking

- like beasts in my truck.
- Seriously?

I think it all started
when we tried to conceive.

- Right?
- Yeah.

Since we couldn't, the sex became...

Really strange.

Strange... Strange.

We were fine
with not having kids and all, but...

We haven't been able to...

- Connect.
- Right.

It's strange because

it's as if our bodies were strangers.

On top of that, my little buddy here

won't get up, he won't cooperate.

All right, that's it for today's session.

For now, I'll give you some homework.

I want you to have new experiences.

Don't necessarily force things in bed,

but in your relationship,
break your routine.

Give me mine.

Did you see that?

It's crazy, huh?

So, he's actually going.

Yeah, good.

- Valentín, the milk!
- For fuck's sake!

- You gotta watch the milk.
- Okay, okay, sorry.

I forgot.

- Remember Óscar?
- Which Óscar?

Óscar, the daddy-not-daddy.

- Remember him?
- He died?

No, he just... Come on in.

He invited us over for dinner tonight.

We're going, right?

Sure, honey. Let's go.

- Love you. Come.
- Let's go.

Cheers! Here's to new beginnings!

- Cheers.
- Cheers.

How's the hotel?

I'm sick of it, to be honest.

Olivia's exaggerating. It's not that bad.

If we get good work,
we might stay a bit longer, right?

Yes.

Why don't you stay in my apartment?

For real?

No, we couldn't.

The apartment will be empty.
I'd rather leave it

to someone like you guys.

Thanks. It's a good idea. Thank you.

We'll work it out.

When did this turn into the game of keys?

- No, no, no.
- Yes, yes, yes.

What's the game of keys?

All right.

I think it's time we headed out.

- Yes.
- We...

We have a six-month-old baby
asleep at home, so we gotta go.

We have a baby.

We have a baby! Let's go!

- Samuel. A pleasure.
- Thanks.

- You're welcome.
- Thank you.

Brother.

Love you.

- Take care.
- Take care!

Bye.

Where were we? What's that game of keys?

- Maybe we should show them, right?
- No.

No, no, no. I don't think so.

Why not? We can tell them how it goes.

Whether or not they play depends on them.

All right, but...

If you play, count me out.
I don't wanna have

anything to do with these games anymore.

If you're not in, we'll have an odd number

and we won't be able to play.

Well, I got a solution. Gerónimo!

Yes, Mrs. Bárbara? What can I do for you?

Come over here
and bring that bowl with you.

Come.

- All right.
- Take a seat.

All the men put their keys here.
The keys to their car, house...

And then we pass it along

and the women take out the keys.

The keychain you get tells you

who you'll be fucking all night long.

No way...

No, you're fucking with me.

We don't have to play right now.

It was just easier to show you this way.

How often do you play?

Go on, tell them.

You, too?

This game ruined my life.
I don't recommend it.

- You guys are crazy.
- No.

- What?
- Remember what our therapist said.

Olivia, don't start with that.
Seriously, don't.

Come on.

Why are you standing there? You in or not?

Well, it sounds cool.

What?

So?

- Come on!
- Fuck it. Here we go.

Okay.

Okay, I'll go first.

Those are mine.

Olivia.

There's one left.

Those are mine.

I think things are getting hot.

So...

That's my cue to leave.

Oh, Óscar, you got away from me.

I'm getting out of the game unscathed.

Have a good time.