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Danebrite.com Good job, Dad. Right.

Okay. You got it. Yes.

All right, all right.

It's your turn.

Your turn, Mom.

Okay, okay.

Come on down.

Come on down.

Okay.

Let's see what we got here.

Okay, let's see.

You're looking for something.

You're creeping.

Yep. You're creeping on someone.

Okay.

You're... You're... A rubber?

A pie?

You're opening a door. You're opening a door.

You're spying on someone.

Who? You see something?

A girl?

In the shower.

Are you creeping out in the shower?

You're jerking off?

You're creeping out somebody in the shower.

Who?

Who's in the shower? She has a fat ass.

Fat ass?

She has nice boobs.

You're spying on someone in the shower.

Why jerking off?

You're a stepdaughter.

Bingo. Good job.

Good job.

Good job. My turn now?

I was close.

Yes, you were. Okay.

Okay, my turn now? Yes, yes.

It's pretty good. I don't get this.

So, babe, you got this.

All right, mama.

I got a good one?

Mm-hmm.

Okay.

Uh... I don't know, but I like that position.

Shit. Um... Ride it.

Uh, cowgirl.

Yeah.

Here.

A dog?

You're... You're wagging your tail.

You got a tail? No. A horse.

You're a horse.

You're a cat.

Some kind of animal.

You're... Oh, no. You're... You're riding?

You're riding on something.

Yes, riding on something. Okay. All right. She's riding on something.

Something...

Something long.

Something big? Something big.

You write on something big. Okay?

Uh, fucking egg. Uh, bank that ass.

Back it on up.

Um, Jesus. You twerking? Twerk? Twerking.

Making a move.

Uh. Lollipop.

Uh, lollipop.

Hot dog. Hot dog.

Icicle? Popsicle in your mouth?

Um.

I'm gonna be a dick in your mouth. Shit. Oh, I got it. Bulldog.

Bulldog.

You're money. You're fucking for money. You're fucking for money.

Uh, stripper for money? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're a hooker. Hooker, hooker,

hooker. Hooker, stripper? No. Oh, shit.

Oh, you're a poinsettia. You're a poinsettia. You're a poinsettia.

Fuck yeah. Okay, it's your turn, baby.

Let's see.

Okay. You're curvy.

Shirt. Why are you taking off your shirt? What are you doing?

This is a gay knock here. You don't have to... What's she doing? What's she doing

now?

What is she doing?

She's stripping. You're a stripper.

Are you a stripper or something?

You're a porn star too.

No? Okay. Ah, damn. No, that was me. That was you. That was you. You're the

porn star. Yes.

Why are you taking your clothes off? I mean, what is she doing?

Victoria's Secret model.

Yeah. Maybe.

All right. You need to phone call somebody.

All right. Okay. Why are you calling somebody half naked? Yeah, you're taking

it a little too seriously now. Yeah, you're taking this game to the next

level. It's a game now.

But I like it.

Okay, roll with it. Go. All right. Phone call.

In your pajamas.

You're taking a picture of yourself?

What is she doing?

Why is she getting naked?

I don't know what you're doing. She's taking pictures.

I like what you're doing, dog. I like what you're doing.

A lot.

Okay.

Wow. Look at that dog.

She's really going all out here, isn't she? Yeah.

I guess so.

Wow. So she's calling someone.

Most definitely.

Naked. Yes, naked.

Very naked.

You're taking picture.

Of yourself naked.

You're calling your friend.

Okay, your friend is watching you get naked. And you're... You're... Oh my

god, I got it. What is it? What is it? Sex phone with your boyfriend.

Oh, shit.

You got it right.

Yeah,

you got it. That's a good one. That's a good one. That was good. Oh my god,

honey! What? Look at you! You're getting a boner!

Babe! Honey!

I don't... I know what happens.

What? She's fucking hot!

What?

What? This is the second time!

I know, I know, I know, I know. Okay.

Jeez.

I'm fine.

What are you two whispering about? What's so funny?

I guess so, you know? I mean, if you want, I don't oppose.

Oh my

God.

Daddy, your dick is like really big.

Hey, I say.

I didn't think this would fit.

Well, enjoy it.

Gotta give it a good ol' college try, my dear.

Yeah, just go ahead.

Go ahead, try.

Your mama's giving you the green light. Go ahead.

Go ahead.

It's so fucking big.

Yes.

How do you take this?

You take that every night. Like a champ.

Go ahead.

Go ahead, try.

Come on.

I don't think this is going to fit.

Like I said before, you got to give it a go. Come on, try.

I believe in you.

Wait, wait, wait.

Can I taste it?

Sure can.

It's okay. It's okay.

You barely fit.

You got this. You got it.

That's my dog.

Yeah.

Great job.

Well guys I need to have fun.

Okay, I'm gonna go to the supermarket.

Do you need anything?

You got

a

good mom She's awesome

Ooh.

Oh my goodness, it's so big.

Hmm.

Just like that.

I'm gonna win again!