Original subtitles

right now as you can see Charlie is

having little piece of banana it's a mid

morning snack to keep it going eh now

before we continue to show the hair we

must do the hair take the brush no take

the brush right there we go brush the

hair brush the hair that's good

girl very good wait wait I hear

something ah it's telephone ringing baby

it's the boyfriend fing from the Congo

yes you think so wait wait I'll show you

very good Charlie very good yes see he's

talking by the telephone isn't this

wonderful G goodie says every course

lovingly prepared from scratch every

tomato handpicked right the girls will

never know the difference well all

frozen dinners taste just like homade

relax relax the uh main part of the meal

is in the presentation besides they're

coming to see us right you're right yeah

right what you

do 3 hours till you serve the meal of

the century by the best chef south of

the

Equator who made dinner from pleas oh

yeah little faith hey this place is cool

you think train animal acts are cool uh

no no no way of course not please is

cool this this is cruel yeah yeah it's

um I don't see what's supposed to be so

cute about it anyway we should do

something about it go now special trick

what does Charlie do Charlie walk across

the be watch this

P up yeah very

good good

Charlie come come that's and back again

that's it that's it good down down free

the chip free the chip free the animals

have right the CH the

CH no it's

fine the CH is free free Charlie animals

have rights I also got rights

you look great see a

six's go

yeah yeah

okay huh soup spoon teaspoon soup spoon

teaspoon soup spoon teas wait a second

or is it dessert spoon Jam do we have

anything for dessert Frozen ice cream

balls T

very uh do eat it with a fork or

spoon follow the girl's lead hey 90s

you know my mom should go away a lot

more often I think it's good for her you

mean it's good for us yeah yeah that too

right I better get back to the kitchen

how's it going in there good um the goly

bread how many clothes should I use I

don't know um there's four of us so what

do you think uh three each yeah

excellent hey you really know this stuff

yeah well any man who can't hold his own

in the kitchen or who still thinks

cooking his Woman's Work is living in

the Middle Ages yeah how long should the

lasagna cook how should I know read the

Box

okay was that the girls no too early Hur

can you turn that music down yeah sure

Mom

Mom Mrs duton hi what are you doing here

Mom well I live here yeah but uh what

are you doing here now today I thought I

thought you were in New York what Happ

to the annual meeting your grandfather

canceled two days of meeting so I went

to New York and back for a half a day

meeting J like has a whole new meetings

for me well maybe you should go back and

rest before you come

home

okay

bye second thought maybe I'll take a nap

before you go hey what's going on

nothing nothing um jam was just showing

me a little bit of culinary magic oh

yeah Mr D um you're hungry I'll be happy

to make you something no thanks after

all that delicious airline food I think

I'll just go straight to bed and don't

wake me up for a

week and listen fellas could you keep

that music off I don't want to be

disturbed what do we going to do plan B

what's Plan B same as plan a just with

less

noise 9

Jam hey shower free okay thanks Den is

just about ready good see I told you

everything would be

okay what hello Freedom Ranch Rory

Dutton speaking uh hi Grandpa I'm sorry

I I was in the middle of something hi

that's okay I just called to get your

mother's take on the stockholders

meeting I thought you were there too

listen I'm I'm going to put you on the

speaker phone

okay yeah I was well sort of that's what

I wanted to talk to her

about well you know um she's in bed uh

she doesn't want to be disturbed she

can't sleep on my time she doesn't get

that privilege and so she's been to the

business as long as I have come to think

of it that's almost half

of it's been a long time

you know Rory this Doggy Dog

capitalistic world is not what it used

to be you uh you sound kind of down

Grandpa well my cholesterol is up my

blood pressure is up and my favorite

stocks are down I don't understand are

you sick no no just

tired I didn't even have enough energy

to fire anybody at the meeting that's

why I shut it down I'm Losing My Edge

uh hey uh grandpa I am hello I guess the

trick is to know when to hang up the

skates man where's

Jam um uh listen grandpa I uh I I got to

go okay um I'll see you love you

bye you what are you doing here what are

you doing doing here well you're

following me huh haven't you done enough

I I I just happened to live here but I

just happen to be waiting for someone

well there's no one here but me tell

Raymond I'm here sorry he's not here oh

when friendy coming back no idea uh but

uh I'll tell him you came by no no no no

I think I will

wait look now is not a good time I'm

kind of busy tell you what you leave

your number and I'm I'll have him call

SL what in the world are you doing here

that's what I want to know this guy want

how are you good very good I can't

believe it what are you doing out here

come in thank

you ah what a beautiful house it's so

big it's got Echo hello could you keep

it down please who's yelling was that

the

girls what's he doing here that's what I

want to

know Raymond could I um speak to you in

private please

I be just a minute we can wait in

here look I'm going to try and be

diplomatic about this whole thing he's

got to

go

Rory what oh no no please please don't

wake up my mother Charlie what are you

doing I'm sorry about this Charlie it's

not like you at all eh where' you learn

this monkey business you think no one

taught you any manners why don't you

tell me what's really going on here what

about you you you're a card carrying

animal activist what are you doing

hanging around with this guy that we

talk about your secret agenda I'll bet

my shirt you've got one you're right I

do well who is this

guy my

cousin hello hello oh

uh com anybody

home you said 6 are we early no no not

at all um come on

in Lory what

come

on just like the old days maybe

I maybe I should go I don't want to be

any trouble nonsense you must stay in my

cabin and you must tell me everything

that's happened to

you I'm sorry to keep you all waiting I

like your first outfit better yeah but

are you sure you're expecting us what uh

you mean the room the room the room um

just a little political art experiment

very interactive very um very 20 first

century

no um what's wrong it's the Ambiance see

there many very different but very

important elements to any fine meal the

right music is critical and um so is the

lighting this will be a big Improvement

trust me

much

better oh

man

man the last I heard you were in belgrad

the last I heard there was no more

belgrad besides when have you known me

to sit still for longer than blink off

an eye the train never stops that's

thank

you you

know when I was no longer able to do the

strongman act the owner let me help the

animal trainer and when she left I took

over and Samson the great became Samson

the traffic cop yeah directing dogs and

chimpanzees on the backs of ponies how

long ago about that ah who

remembers Everything's changed Eastern

Europe Soviet Union it's a different

world out there there's no place in it

for someone like

me you know when people stop going to

the

circus circus

dies anyway we made our way down through

Morocco down the west coast of Africa

looking for some place where maybe we

could make a go of

it looks like we running out of

countries hey

Charlie where did he go Charlie M

delicious I especially like the way you

made the outside so crisp while keeping

the inside so moist without any flare

ups did you study in

Paris well you see girls the nice thing

about being a '90s kind of guy is the

ability to be resourceful to uh roll

with the

punches I'll get

dessert so Jim do you think this is the

right kind of music for cheese

sandwiches can you believe that guide

pleased today yeah they should make guys

like that dress up in costumes

themselves and DS yeah okay dessert is

served tartufo imported all the way from

Naples yeah while the chimp collects the

money say didn't Nero eat t for while

Rome burn down huh we showed him this

afternoon that's for

sure this guy is really bugging you yes

he does the hum humiliation that pimp

has to endure every day of its life it

should be with his family in the wild

yeah I agree totally but what can we do

it's out of our

control and um your your ice cream is

melting Rari is that you who's W

me could you uh scream a little quieter

please Charly Naughty

Boy I've been looking everywhere HH it's

him what's he doing here he's uh he's

Raymond's cousin you have met Raymond um

Desiree Beth this is Raymond hi cousin

what animals do you exploit wait a

second now Raymond doesn't exploit

anything whose side are you on look it's

nobody's side it's and thanks for a

totally rotten evening we can explain

and you you're the one who should be in

that cage and not that poor monkey

I'm sorry for any trouble we've caused

why don't you wake up and come out of

the Middle Ages you're a

dinosaur I'm

sorry but young eyes only see black and

white no

raymont they're right I am

dinosaur too proud or too stupid to see

that I have become extinct

come let's

go think of it as a a learning

experience yeah right we learned all

about firefighting we learned that not

all primates make suitable dinner

companions yeah and we learned that some

girls just might not be worth the

effort and that my mother can sleep

through

anything you know my grandfather was

talking about getting old but

retiring yeah it has to be hard to do

something all your life and then have

the world decide that you shouldn't be

doing

it I hope I never have to face that you

think my grandfather's a dinosaur I was

talking about

Samson but uh maybe it's just part of

the aging

process I don't know I don't

know I just I just know I feel bad well

you should what right did you have to

humiliate a man like that well what

right does he have to treat an animal

like that you can't rewrite history and

he can't rewrite his

life okay what about Charlie you think

he would enjoy going back to the Berlin

Zoo that's where he was

born I didn't know that here's another

question suppose we could set Charlie

free what do we do with Samson why can't

things just be simple huh then it

wouldn't be a real

life we've just come to say goodbye

you're leaving there are many things I

can't see Raymond but even I can see

where I'm not

wanted goodbye wait wait you don't have

to go off in the middle of the night why

don't you just stay here thank

you we'll be gone first thing in the

morning come

doesn't look

unhappy he can't be happy making a fool

out of himself for a living are you

talking about the monkey or

me he doesn't live a very beautiful life

but he's the only life we

know but if you really care about him

why don't you like let him choose what

does choose mean to

chimpanzee Charlie come come come there

go you see the ACT is dependent on him

being like little man but after all he's

only monkey so I do the choosing for

both of us I'm I'm sorry for the way

I've talked to you and and the way I've

acted towards you but I just can't

handle what you're doing most people

can't there's something else most people

can't do this is to stop time from

passing not even circus magic can do

this it is

done yeah everything is arranged what's

arranged I called the ark this morning

Charlie's welcome

there it's as close as possible to a v

shim's life in a protected

area not this time Charlie

no Raymond can you help me

please there we

are why didn't you ask Rory to see if he

can make you nice breakfast eh any

cereal with milk and bananas she's

favorite raymon thank you very much for

taking weight off my

shoulders what will you do now I'll be

all right

Raymond will you look in on him punch in

the wire why don't you visit him

yourself what do you mean I also asked

them if they have the place at the ark

for a man who was very good with animals

what would I do an animal Rehabilitation

Center change with the times

why

not Raymond you're amazing hey you hear

that Charly you can stay

together hey my mother's still sleeping

in there

come on somebody get the

Frog thanks Margo I'm glad you're awake

finally who says so you'll be happy to

know that I've

reconsidered reconsidered what waking me

up retiring you you're retiring good

night Sam no I'm not retiring that's the

point you're only as young as you feel I

know you didn't wake me up to share that

nugget of wisdom no I woke you up to

tell you that I've rescheduled the

annual meeting I'll need you in New York

by

Friday when is it now that's tomorrow

Sam I can't believe I have to go back

why I go don't go ape on

me you know what I'm going to do

I'm just going to hang up the phone and

call you when I wake up cuz uh I know

this is a nightmare so good

night oh thank

you for

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