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911, what's your emergency?

What's your emergency, sir?

Okay, what's the address?

Sir, just one address.

20,000 on the road. I'm having an accident right now. Can you tell us what

happened?

Okay,

so where are you going, sir?

Sir?

Here we go.

Barring is gonna kill me when he sees your price tag.

Look who's home.

Hi,

how are you?

Look what I got.

Look what I got. Wait one second, wait, wait. Say hello again.

Hello? Say it again.

Hello? Hello?

Say it one more time. I like how my mic's working.

That's a cool thing. Isn't it beautiful? You got that today? I did.

Do I just talk into the... Can I come in?

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Come on. Come on. Come on. The camera's just... The camera's not here. Just

pretend the camera's not here.

Pretend it's... Okay. Yeah. Pretend it's not there.

Can I see it? Yeah. Do you want to see it? Yeah. Are you going to come get it?

You're going to fall and break the brand new camera.

No, no, no. You're going to break it. Don't wrestle for it. What are you

doing?

Up in your grill.

What you doing?

I'm reading.

Show us some skin.

Okay. Okay, okay. Come on.

Do you have to be filming me reading?

We're filming everything.

It's really weird having that thing in my face.

Really? You don't like it?

You don't like having it in your face? Hurry,

you're going to break it.

How do you like it?

What? Do I look okay?

You look great.

Yeah. Yeah?

Wow. You really like this whole directorial role. Yeah. Oh, my God, yes.

Yes, I do.

So we have to film everything, right? Everything.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

What was it? Get the high angle. Okay.

What do you think?

I think I really like this camera. Yeah?

Yeah.

All right.

Welcome to Blue Balls, the movie.

A table saw, really? That won't... But it's more efficient, right? We don't

have to use manpower?

It's not wide enough. Oh, to go... Yeah, okay.

Well, there's a huge one there.

Jesus. Look at the teeth on it. Look at the teeth.

I feel like I'm in a video game.

Okay.

It's actually not even that heavy. I could do this.

Safety orange seems a little ironic.

What about this?

It's like a lobotomy. You have to hold things like not an insane person.

Will this be enough?

Do you think this would work for, like, fingerprints?

Bleach.

You're going to have to clean up the body and disinfect it and everything

anyway, so, like... What?

What? Oh.

We need a caulking gun.

A caulking gun?

Yes. Before.

Oh, for the windows. I just thought it would... For the windows?

Yeah, in the den and also in the... Okay, give me the camera.

What?

So, what do we need next that isn't a cocking gun?

We need a tarp. Some cocking?

Walk, go, baby, go.

So, what's the next thing we need?

Uh... Hmm?

Oh, here. Tarp, rags, stuff.

We should probably get some rags. Rat poison, if we got... Would that be

enough, do you think?

Sure, we should get to yes. We need to unless you do you want to do all the

digging?

Do you want to do all the digging?

Okay,

all right Can I just take the camera and you take the lead again?

Yes? Yes, babe. You know what you do. I'm sorry I'm sorry you did good. You

did really good, and you know what we can get the cocking gun, okay?

I like the weight.

Have you ever even held an axe before?

I think it looks like I have, don't you?

It might be a little bit small, maybe, but... What's the size on this? Baby,

put that down. Don't put it too... I'm just playing around.

Nobody's gonna be... Oh, my God.

Whatever, we're getting it.

Look who's studying.

Hey, babe.

Hey, so I understand the medical books to a certain extent.

I think it's overkill. But this printout... You'd be amazed at the

resources out there. So many people think about this.

This is really f***ed up. This is like from the deep dark.

Are you calling me f***ed up because I'm doing my research? No, but this is

f***ed up. Pull out the teeth and smash them. Babe, we need the information. We

can't go into this completely blind. What would you do?

You could kill someone... You could kill... Okay, you could kill someone

with your bare hands.

You can use... They make guns.

If a gun is too noisy, then you can use a bat.

Also, blood everywhere, just everywhere. You just bash them. It's really easy.

You just kill them with any of the ways that I just said, and then you chop them

up, and then you're done. How would you... Okay, take the camera.

Sit down.

I'm going to sit.

Okay. Well, you'd have to knock them out first, obviously, right?

Okay. Something to make them sleep, and then I'd take them down to the basement

because it's quiet and there's no windows.

You tie him up down there while he's sleeping.

But then you have to wait for him to wake up first, right? This is key.

I'd probably throttle him somehow, like take a rope or a belt, because, I mean,

it's quiet and it's quick, and you can really, like, feel them move, you know?

Like, you feel them move.

You can probably even hear them fight for their breath. Oh, God. Okay.

You can take him in the bathtub, and you drain him out. So, like, you probably

start facilitating his throat and let that bleed out a little bit.

After you drain him out... Mm-hmm.

Then...

You'd have to chop them up into little pieces with a power saw, quick one. Like

a saber saw?

Yes, whatever that is.

But yeah, no, you have to chop them up. It would go right through like butter,

like something with some serious power behind it. The hands, you have to get

rid of the fingerprints, so you could either chop that up with razors or you

could blow torch it, melt it off.

I think that's the most efficient way to do it. Oh, the head, the head, the

teeth.

We'd have to get a pair of pliers and rip the teeth out because they can

identify you from your dental, so you just...

You would need to wrap the pieces up individually, yeah?

Mm-hmm. And you put them in garbage bags, and we'd leave them in the freezer

because, you know, you don't want it to stink.

And then we put them in garbage bags, put them in the car, take them out

somewhere quiet and secluded, bury the pieces, and he never comes back.

What do you think?

You know, it could really be anybody, huh?

What about those bros? Let's go kill those bros. If

I were to kill anybody, it would probably be

my boss.

Or the IT guy that doesn't know how to say my name. The guy? What did he call

you?

Jorge, that was it.

Jorge. Way off.

No, that's a little too close, love. It has to be random.

It can't be somebody that...

Either of us knows.

Look at the... It's like... It's like a buffet.

It's like pick your lobster out of the tank.

How about that girl right there?

Nah, she looks a bit young. I think it's pretty safe to rule out kids.

Yeah. Or children.

I don't want to be... I'm not a child killer.

That's just f***ed up. Yeah.

I mean, we could go for teenagers because everybody hates teenagers.

There's got to be at least one person who would thank us for killing any given

teenager. But you never know. They could always get better.

I would rather it not be a woman.

Why not?

People find out, they're gonna think it's like some weird, like, rapey sex

thing. Just because you kill a woman doesn't mean you raped her.

Tell that to every other serial killer.

They, like, they test a woman to see if she was raped. Yeah, but they would,

like, immediately assume that I was... Why would they assume that? We're not

gonna get caught.

You have completely the wrong mentality with this. You're talking like we're

gonna get caught and it'll be less bad as opposed to if we do it properly and

never get caught at all. I'm just, like, I'm talking in hypothetical.

I would say no pregnant women, for sure.

Maybe not old people.

Like, old within reason. Let's say, like, I don't know, 20 to 50?

No handicaps, I think.

Nobody that's handicapped.

I just want to be completely sure that they are 100%

aware of what is going on and what's happening to them as it happens, you

know?

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, they have to know.

And I can't guarantee that if it's someone who's mentally handicapped. And

that's not me holding anything against that group.

It's just my not knowing. It defeats the purpose of why I'm doing this, why we're

doing this, if we don't know.

What about physically handicapped?

No! Really?

Cripples? What's wrong with you, Farhang?

Like, their life is bad enough.

Well, I think we need to establish some ground rules.

And I think we've established a few.

All right, so what else are your ground rules?

Uh, no gay guys.

What? Seriously?

I don't think they do. Farming, I did not think you were like that. No, what

I'm saying is not to kill anybody that's homosexual. Why would you even, why

would you think that? Because then it looks like a hate crime. Nobody, nobody

that's a minority.

What? Because then it's, again, like it's a hate crime at that point.

Farming, you're a minority.

Eh. You have been homophobic, racist, and sexist. By saying that I don't want

to kill gay people, minorities, and women? I think it should be equal murder

opportunity for everyone. I'm giving them life opportunities.

Just live and flourish.

Farhang, I need your help with something. I need your help. Can you

come with me, please? Is everything okay? Yes, yes. I just, there's a thing

in the basement. It just, it's not fitting and I need, I need assistance.

Can it wait or? No, it can't come. It's got to do now. Now. Okay. We're going.

Okay. Come on. Okay, okay.

Into the bathroom?

Yes, into the bathroom.

I don't think it's big enough.

Seriously. Big enough for what?

It's not going to fit a whole body in there.

Bathtubs are made to fit a whole body. That's like the whole purpose of a

bathtub. Get it. In the tub?

Yeah, yeah.

It might be wet.

No, lie down. Lie down, lie down.

Lie down?

Yeah, lie down.

We need to see if you fit.

It's totally wet. Quit your... Okay. Lie down.

Like a body. Like a dead body. Like a dead body? Yeah, like a dead body.

If he's bigger, look.

Okay.

Here, give me the camera.

Dave, I think we might need to find another tub.

Come here.

Okay, get on your knees.

Seriously?

Yes, get on your knees.

You want me to get down on my knees?

Yes.

Okay, so check it out. So we drain body part by body part, all right? Give me

your arm.

Take the forearm, and we make an incision up along, like, the major

arteries, and then we drain it into the tub. Then we grab the neck.

Yeah, you can drain it in this way, yeah?

Yeah. Right?

And then... Here.

Suck the food in the other arm up. And then we drain down, okay?

Yeah. And then we can cut along the sides.

All those are dirty.

Where did all the squirrels go?

Nice camera.

Oh, thanks. How's it going, man?

Pretty good.

Is it okay if I film you?

Uh, yeah, sure. Are you a photographer or something?

Uh, budding director, I think. Budding director, eh? What's your name?

Oh, Gary.

I'm Jen.

Jen. Nice to meet you. Jen, the director.

Where do I fit into this movie of yours?

I'm not sure yet.

What? Need a hero?

I do.

With me as your lead, you know...

I'm willing to go anywhere and do anything.

I mean, you don't have to pay me millions of dollars, so, you know, less

of an investment.

Got an open schedule.

Ah, you're really selling me on this, Gary. You look like a star. If you're

going to be my big star, Gary, I need to get a full shot of you.

Sure.

Can I stand you up?

My God, you are tall. Look at you.

Work that camera.

You look fantastic.

Look.

Pose it. Oh, sorry, man. Oh, you've got to be f***ed. Kidding me. Sorry.

Unbelievable. Sorry, I didn't see you. Come on, why don't you... You okay?

No, just... You're... Watch it, will you? Just... I... If you weren't backing

up... You didn't mean nothing by it. Buddy, look, just hands off, okay? I got

nothing for you. Hey, he was just trying to help me, man. Relax. Look, if you

didn't back up and bump into me... Is that thing on? Get out of my face.

Okay, okay, it's off. I'm filming Gary.

Fine, go keep filming Gary. He's more interesting anyway.

Excuse me?

I'm sorry. I want to get that. Can I get that one more time on camera, please?

What was that? Look, I already told you. Get that out of my face.

Back off.

I am backed off. I'm nowhere near you. Shut it off. Shut it off. I don't want

that. No, I don't. I don't have to shut it off. What are you going to do about

it? Get that out of my face and touch my camera and I will kill you.

Oh, really?

You know what? No, this is perfect. My movie needs a villain. You piece of

filming a movie. You're going to be a famous director or something, right?

Great. Great. Good.

Good luck with that. Good luck with that. You'll get yours. Yeah.

Keep walking.

Yeah, see ya. Bye!

You are a piece of work.

Can you believe that guy, Gary?

Can't all be winners.

You know what?

Here.

You sure?

Yeah, grab something warm for dinner tonight.

Jen, the director, right? Yeah.

All right, Gary my star god bless eh, yeah, take care, man

And thus Exodus our villain.

How'd the other half lose?

There's a Mrs. Douchebag.

Woman marries a guy like that. Cunt.

Hey.

Farhang. Hello, Farhang.

What?

Farhang, for God's sake.

Hi. Hey. Hi.

How's it going?

Hi. Why is there meat in the bathtub?

You know, I figured we're going to do the body in here, right?

So this way we can practice and, you know, work out all the logistics.

This thing is amazing.

How was your day?

Can you turn that off, please?

Yeah, sure. What's up?

I just got f***ing yelled at by this a**hole in the street.

I was... Jesus.

Yeah, I was filming this really nice guy and I accidentally backed into him and

he called me, like, he called me a f***ing a**hole.

What? Yeah, I know.

Don't worry, we'll just, we'll cut him up with this awesome new saber saw that

I just got. Huh?

Huh? I see the news. 42% off.

I found a nick on the box.

You wouldn't even believe this guy would like, oh, nobody would miss him. He's

just such a piece of shit.

Yeah? Like, yeah, man. It's just like, he just wouldn't leave it alone the

whole time.

Hey,

babe. I got the tarp, and I also got a surprise.

Sweet. Sweet.

Should we roll it out?

Sure. Cool. Okay.

Document the whole process.

Just, like, right here?

Here, just roll it my way.

Perfect.

This really folds out well, eh?

Yeah. Why do we need a tarp?

Well, because bodies are messy, love.

Yeah, but I thought we were gonna, like, minimize... Well, yeah, I know, but, I

mean, for safety's sake, you don't want DNA on the floor, you know, like, they

can find it even if you clean it, and, like, and dead body.

Obviously, so yeah, yeah, I don't yeah, do you want to be real like actually?

So what was the other thing you got?

Oh I got Some handcuffs so we can

restrain the body These are

uh, they're a little light, babe, would you?

They're a little light I got it I got them from the sex shop cut them from Sex

shop?

These are designed to be able to get out of. I can get out of these in like five

seconds. Yeah, they're in front of you, though. Like, if they were behind your

back, you wouldn't be able to see how they work.

Right you are.

Let's test that theory, shall we? Can I have the camera, please?

You're very right. They were in front of my body. So if you put them

behind...

Baby, Jesus. How does that work?

Stay tight now?

That's like really tight.

Down you go.

Down.

Jesus. Baby, that actually really hurts.

Yeah? Yes.

All right.

Better?

Fuck.

Oh, where you go?

Does it hurt to lie on them?

They're behind your back? Yeah. Can you get out of them? No, I can't. No, you

can't get out of them? Baby, please.

Please. What? Please, baby.

What? They're not supposed to be comfortable.

They're just real sex cats. Get out of them.

Just go off. Just get out of them. You proved your point. They really fucking

hurt. Can you just get them off me, please?

I'm going to leave you alone with my camera and these handcuffs, and whenever

you're out of them, you can come up.

Turn it off when you're done, please.

Hi, Mommy.

How are you?

Good.

Hey, Mom.

Hi. How are you?

Hey, I can't.

How's it going?

What's new?

Oh, not much.

Listen, Mommy.

It's good to see you. Nice to see you, too.

We're making a movie. What's with this?

It's new. Well, why did you buy that?

This one downstairs you could have had.

That one, it's new and shiny, but... Oh, like the old one. Do you still have any

of the tapes? Oh, my God.

I wonder what's down there. Can I go through the box?

Sure. I want to go through the box, see what's in there. Okay, why are you

filming this?

Well, we're sort of documenting everything, actually. We took it to the

hardware store with us, and I take it out on walks, I've taken it driving.

Documentary? Yeah, exactly.

Documentary. Do you still have those tapes that she would make when she was

younger? I've got some of them, yeah.

Yeah?

I'd love to see, like, what kind of stuff did she film? What did she...

What did she film?

Because she was obviously... It's not like what you're doing now.

Sticking a camera in everybody's face and bugging them? Yeah.

There's this one time, like, when I was a little kid, I didn't believe the cats

always landed on their feet. And I might have filmed this. It might be in one of

the tapes.

Oh, my God.

Where I didn't believe the cats always landed on their feet, so I took Toto up

to the top of the stairs and held him, like, on his back and dropped him.

Like, not down the stairs, like, down the landing.

to see if he would land on his feet. I might have filmed that.

You might have filmed that. Sarah got really mad when I did it to her cat.

I'll bet she was. He was fine. Nothing happened. He didn't die or anything, but

he did land on his feet.

They do. They twist very quickly.

Although you do hit, there's a terminal velocity of cats.

They found this out in New York from, like, statistics of cats falling out of

high-rises. Below, like, something like the sixth or the seventh floor, they

turn and they can land.

From, like, the sixth to, like, the 15th floor, they die.

And above that, they land on their feet. And if they don't, like, break all of

their legs, they actually hit a terminal velocity, can figure out how fast

they're going, and right themselves so that they can land.

Wow. But, so, like, if you live in an apartment building between, like, on the

floor between six and 15, your cats are goners. But if you're below or above,

you're good.

Hi, Jen.

Jennifer Lee.

Hi. Say something intelligent, Jennifer.

She is talking to him.

Yum,

yum. Yum.

Welcome to the future.

Space technology has allowed us to voyage beyond

our star.

This is so cool.

This is amazing.

Oh, it sucks.

This thing weighs, like, it's like two dead babies in weight.

This camera is the coolest, horrible thing.

It's huge, eh?

Yeah, it's amazing.

What are you doing?

Nothing, just going through some old movies I... I made.

I don't even remember this one.

You made all of these?

Most of them, yeah.

I mean, some of them are just, like, film movies off TV, but most of them are

mine.

That's awesome.

This is what I wanted to do with my life. I wanted to make movies.

But we're making this one now, right?

So... It's okay.

Come on.

That's great.

Go for a walk, film some stuff. I'm bringing this camera.

You know what? Fine, we can take it with us.

As long as you don't forget the real camera, and you can play with that piece

of crap while I continue with our movie.

Perfect. Yeah.

I'll shoot a better movie with this.

Those can stay there and never see the light of day again.

I don't...

I just don't get why, like, this guy specifically.

Like, why do we have to follow this guy?

Well, for one, he called me a... Thanks for the loyalty.

Well, yeah, but that's... Is that a reason to kill somebody? Like, if

someone called me an... You would kill them?

Yes. Hell yes, I would. Are you kidding me? Yeah.

Can we just write him off as an asshole and then go home?

Tandem bike.

You know what sucks about stakeouts?

Mm?

The whole...

Stakeout part.

It seems so much shorter in movies, like, but they're always tired, and I

guess... It's because they cut it together.

They only keep the interesting bits, love.

In our movie, like, when this is all done, and we're making up our movie and

putting it together, like, this isn't going to be in it. It's only going to be

the interesting parts.

Like, what you're... This... that you're saying right now is, thank God we'll

never see the live day.

I don't think what I say is... What if he has guests, and we're just, like...

Outside his house. They just come out like, okay, bye.

Thanks for having us. Well, I wasn't really intending on... Oh, what are

these strangers doing?

Wait, shh. Look, look, look. Farhang, look, look. There he is.

Are they fighting?

Doesn't he look like a complete... Farhang, I want you to follow him.

What? Follow him.

Baby. Oh, my God. Go, go, go. Drive, go, drive. Are you kidding me? Farhang,

drive. Go, go, go, please.

We're going to lose him.

It's exciting now, isn't it?

It's way more illegal. I don't know why we're following. Where are we going?

We're following him. We don't know where we're going.

We're going where he's going.

I just want to know more about him.

Like, who is this person?

What kind of life do they lead? Aren't you not supposed to, like, make it

personal? Like, the less you know?

Maybe, but I'm curious.

This guy's a piece of s***. I want to see how deep that goes.

He's stopping.

What should I do? What should I do? Just go ahead. Just drive ahead. Drive ahead.

Drive ahead.

He's going to see us. No, he's not. He's not even looking.

Pull up here.

Hey.

Where is he going?

This is not your house, mister.

Could be anybody's house.

Visiting a friend. I don't think this guy has friends.

Look at her.

Yeah, Farhang. He's visiting a friend.

He fucking called me a slut. He has a fucking slut.

We should get out of here. Like, this is not... Oh, love, come on. He's a

mistress.

It couldn't get any better.

That's not any of our business. Like, I don't give a fuck about this guy. I

don't care what he does. We should get out of here. Like, he's gonna fucking

look at us. Okay, okay, all right. All right, go. Let's go.

Bye-bye.

We'll be back.

Oh.

God, he's perfect. It's perfect.

So I think we've got everything that we need, right? We know where he lives and

we know what his routine is.

And if he goes missing, there's motive.

Oh, God. This could not get any better.

I'm so glad McDouche turned out to be what I thought he was.

I don't know.

He's perfect.

Jen, you're making this so personal. No, I'm not. You said...

that it should not be personal because that's traceable, and now you're making

it personal. No, I'm not making it personal. I'm pointing out what an

obvious piece of shit he is.

I'm not debating whether or not he's an a**hole. You're just making it personal

by observing his a**hole behavior and having an opinion about it.

You want? Fine, fine.

We kill somebody else, it's not on you.

It's on you.

Farhang, wake up.

Farhang, wake up.

Hello, wake up.

What's wrong? You okay?

Good. You're awake. Yes, we're awake. Are you listening? Are you filming right

now? Yes, I'm filming.

When is this gonna happen?

Soon, maybe soon.

Keep your eyes open. Look at me. Okay, okay. Are you serious about this?

Yes, I'm serious about this. Do you promise?

Yes, I am. It's just not the time to talk. No, no, now is exactly the time.

Okay, we're... Get out of bed. I gotta show you something.

What? Get out. Get out. Get out of bed. Go. Get out of bed. You think I'm

joking. Go.

Get out of bed.

Go. So where are we... What are we doing? Where are we going? Shh. Shh.

Shh. Keep your voice down.

Here. Come here.

I know you live around here somewhere.

I know he's around here. Can we just do this tomorrow? Which house is your

house? Come on.

Come on. I don't know what I'm coming on to. What is... What are we doing?

Can you tell me what's going on? No. You'll know when you see him.

You'll see.

Baby, I think I saw him.

I think he's down there.

I found you. Come on, buddy. I know he's back. Okay, baby, baby. Go back, go

back, go back. Shh, shh, shh, shh.

We're not going to get caught. We're not going to get caught.

Shh, shh, shh.

I know he's back here somewhere.

Go on, go on.

It's just a motion sensor.

Calm down.

He's around here.

I saw him, I saw him, I saw him. I see him.

Take the camera. Take it, take it, take it, take it.

Have you seen my friend?

You are just the cutest.

Come on. Baby.

Okay. I think we should take the cat back, baby.

No, we're not. Come back.

Kitty's going to go for a little swim.

Um, what's that supposed to mean?

Could you do me a favor and fill up the safe, please?

Uh, baby, can...

Please take the cat back now. I don't want to be a cat napper.

He's just a cat.

You're just a cat. Yeah, someone else's cat.

They're going to be concerned when they notice that their cat is gone.

God, fine. It's just a cat.

If you can't do this with a cat, how are you going to do it with a person?

Baby. Could you please do me a favor and fill up the sink?

Yes, we're going to do like water.

Oh, my God.

We'll name you David Jones.

Look how sweet he is.

Baby. Ooh.

Baby. Yeah?

Listen, you proved your point, okay? Can you just... Just relax, Farhang. It's

not even a big deal.

It's not even a big deal.

Bye-bye. Baby.

The kitty's saying goodbye.

Look. Look, he likes it. He's looking right at it. Jen.

Jen, please.

Jen.

Babe, can you do me a favor and get me a bag, please? Like a garbage bag.

Something plastic.

Are you...

Please are you serious? Can we yes, please? Just can you please just go get

a bag? My arms are full right now, baby Jen Jen, please

Jen, can we please just do it, please?

You proved your point, okay? Can we just... Jen!

Jen! Jen, what are you doing?

Jen! Jen, what are you doing?

Baby.

Baby.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Holy... Jen.

Kat told me to...

Morning. Morning.

How's it going?

It's going well.

Ooh, you're looking good today.

Yeah, I have like a year-end review kind of thing. Oh, babe, you're going to kill

it. You look fantastic.

I like the tie combo.

Thank you. Are you not going into work today?

Oh, I'm playing hooky.

Are you okay? You seem a little bit upset about last night.

No.

You sure?

No, it's fine.

It's fine.

I should probably get going. Yeah. Come here. Give me a kiss. You'll be great.

You'll be great today. I believe in you.

And I have a busy day, too.

He should be somewhere

around here.

Ah, there he is.

Hey, Gary.

Oh, hey.

What's going on?

Not a whole lot. You remembered me. Of course I remember you.

It's Jen,

the director lady, right?

Yeah, sure is.

How's your movie coming? The big picture.

It's really coming along.

You know what? Actually, I think it's almost done.

So I had this idea.

And feel free to say no if you want.

But I was wondering if you would grace us with your presence for dinner

tonight.

At my house?

Yeah, sure, sure.

Yeah? Yeah. Really?

Yeah. Oh, great. I'm so excited.

I'm really glad. Does tonight work for you?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm parked around the corner. Let's go.

Right now? Yeah, right now.

I've got to get my things together and tidy up the place, lock the door before

we leave.

Yeah, yeah, you know, you don't want to get your stuff jacked, so.

Yeah. You don't mind if I film you while we go?

No, sure, that's fine.

You're my muse, Gary.

Thank you. Thank you.

This one right here. Just throw your stuff anywhere, wherever you're

comfortable.

Okay.

Look at you. Cameron loves you. Hey, do you want to try?

Yeah, sure.

Take it. Take it.

Go for it.

Give her a shot. Just play with it. Okay.

That's how I figured it out.

This makes it longer and shorter. Yep, that's zooming in and zooming out.

look at your natural our starlet what

do you like to eat gary um i i don't know uh i'm sure anything

anything you want to make is going to be great and what about dessert uh oh boy

dessert

I don't know. What do you like? I make pretty good apple pie if we're going

American classic.

American classic. That sounds good. All right, let's do it. We'll do apple pie.

Good to go?

Yeah, good to go. Don't forget your seatbelt. We don't want you dying on the

way there.

Yeah, sure.

Make yourself at home, please. Drop your coat anywhere.

Yeah, sure.

Bannister, couch. Bannister, okay.

Tell you what, Gary, I'm just going to get dinner started.

So why don't we get you in a hot shower?

I'll grab you a towel.

Are you sure?

Yeah, yeah, no, please, please.

Get you cleaned up and warmed up and whatnot.

Okay. I'm sure I have some of my dad's clothes kicking around here somewhere I

can grab you. Right up the stairs behind you, I'll grab you a towel.

All right, up here? Yeah, yep, right up that way. Get a hot shower going for you

while I start dinner.

Okay.

Hey.

Good, how are you? Welcome home, sweetie.

You're cooking?

That sounds incredible.

Yeah, I'm making us dinner and I have a little surprise.

Hello?

Oh, yep, just down here, Gary.

Come on down.

Hey, you must be Farhang, right?

Hi. Hey, Gary.

Gary. Yeah, Farhang, where's that name from?

Uh, it's a Persian name.

Okay, yeah, yeah me and my buddy Kenny. We were at this like Ethiopian place the

other day We had a bit extra money.

Yeah, like they have this like Soggy bread. It's kind of weird. It's and they

say you know like everyone's always saying jokes about Ethiopia how it's

like They don't have much food. Yes, but they actually have like the servings are

huge. It's crazy.

I don't know you like it right great Jen do you mind if we can we talk in the

kitchen? Sorry to tell me about the food. Okay. Yeah Sorry, he's just going

to help me out for something, Gary.

Why don't you sit down on the couch?

You can turn the TV on.

You know, make yourself comfortable. We'll be back in just a sec, all right?

Yeah.

What?

What's going on? Who is that?

That's Gary.

He's going to be our dinner guest tonight.

And I thought, you know, he could use a hot meal and a hot shower.

And I just want to... Why?

Because I'd like to move some things along and get some stuff done.

And I'm the person to do it, it seems. So I'm just gonna... So why don't you go

and keep Gary company while I finish up dinner, right?

Uh... Go, go.

We never talked about this. Doesn't matter. Just go keep Gary company. Chat

with him. He's really nice, actually.

So go.

I'm gonna stay in here and get things done.

Yeah. And I'm gonna get dinner done. Yeah. Okay?

You'll be great, I promise.

Hey! Hey, where'd you get these coasters?

They're really cool.

Uh, I think my mom gave them to us. All right. They're made of, like, glass or

something?

Oh, man.

This pork is, like, is just right. It's, I don't know what you did about it or

with it or whatever.

It's, like, I don't know, it's, like, soft on the inside, but, like, not gross

soft, but, like, a good soft.

It's a shame, though, there's, like, pork is so good and only, like...

I don't know.

Some people eat it. Like, there's, you know, like, some religions or whatever,

they're just like, no, I don't want any. I don't know why.

But, I don't know.

It's good. It's good.

Good stuff. Those people are missing out. Sweetie, you're not eating.

Is there something wrong with your pork chop?

Uh, no, I just had a late lunch is all.

Oh. It's a shame, man. It's good stuff.

Just not hungry.

Is all.

You know what I think you need, I know what I need, is a glass of wine.

Gary, wine?

Come on, you know you want it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's do it.

Great, great. Farhang, wine is, I know you want wine.

Sure. Perfect, perfect.

Gary, would you do me a huge favor and hold the camera for me while I grab us

some libations, please?

Okay, for using it in the movie, or?

Yeah, yeah, I really want to see your perspective.

Okay, I'll give it a shot.

Do you remember where the Zoom is?

Yeah, I think so.

In focus? I think so.

You'll be fine.

Farhang in the film.

Yeah? Yeah, he's like a leading role. Leading role.

Uh, so like, what's your plan for how to end the movie? Or do you, I guess you

can't really plan it. It's like a, when you make a documentary, it's just sort

of half. It's not really my movie. It's more her thing.

That's for you, Gary.

Here you go, sweetheart. Thanks.

Thanks. Here.

I can take the camera back from you. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Cheers, gents. Gary, here's to your health.

Oh, yeah.

I mean, I should... You guys are hosting, so I should maybe do something,

like say a cheers or whatever, or a toast.

That's really sweet of you, Gary. Go ahead.

Yeah.

So I was just thinking, like, you know, it's pretty cool how, like, you know...

A lot of people, they don't really... You guys treated me like family. Like,

Farhang's been really nice, and that's cool.

And just, like, you know, most people don't treat you like family. Me and

Kenny were always saying how, like, at the shelter, they just kind of move you

through and check a box, and they're just like, yeah, okay.

So, yeah, thanks. Thanks to you guys.

Thanks.

Cheers. Cheers, Gary.

Awesome.

How's that wine treating you?

It's good, yeah.

Great. Good wine. Really good wine.

Well, there's a whole other bottle where that came from.

Nice. Please, drink your fill.

Oh. Farhang, it's rude not to drink at a toast, sweetie.

You know why people cheers?

It's actually a show of faith that when you clink your glasses together, you get

some of your wine into their cup and they get some of theirs into yours as a

show of faith that you're not actually poisoning them.

Oh. Isn't that cool? That's where cheersing comes from. Cool.

Yeah. Cool. Give it a shot.

So drink up, Farhang. We did our show of faith.

It's not like she poisoned your wine.

That is really good.

You're not going to have any? I mean, like, she...

Farhang drink up. I don't mean like I don't know. This is your meal. So it's

Listen it's getting kind of late You must be getting tired

How about I can I can take you over to a hotel I can get you a room.

Yeah To stay overnight and sure yeah, I mean don't worry

about it. I know that it's like It's a lot of stuff to deal with. Gary, please,

no. He didn't mean it. I wake up early for work, and I don't want you to have

to do stuff early in the morning. You guys have already done a lot. Gary, no,

please, please, Gary, please sit down. Farhang, that is insane, incredibly

far... Please, please,

please. You can't leave without having dessert. I made pie.

Gary, sit, please.

I mean... Please at least stay for dessert, okay, please?

I...

Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry he didn't mean it. He's just cranky after a long day at

work sweetie. Will you help me with dessert, please?

No

I'm just getting the ball rolling. I'm running for it. You can't just bring

this on me.

Jen, you can't just bring someone home and poison them and leave them in our

house. Farring, I didn't poison him.

I didn't poison him. Well, I can't do this. I can't do this today.

Fine. You're right. I didn't tell you. So what?

Screw it. Let's just have some dessert.

And then we'll send Gary on his way.

Did you poison...

And we'll send Gary on his way. If you still want to really get him a hotel

room, you can get him a hotel room. Okay? Give me the pot.

I promise. I didn't poison the wine. Give me the pot.

What the fuck? You just fucking promised me.

One too many glasses of wine, Gary. Do you want some pie? You just fucking

promised me. Do you want some dessert, Gary?

You just lied to me. Baby, I told you I didn't poison him.

He's not poisoned.

What the fuck is he doing? He's dead. No, he's not. Look, he's breathing. He's

perfectly alive and well.

He's asleep.

Aren't you, Gary?

You're just a little sleepy.

You're sleepy, Gary.

I can't do this. You look so peaceful.

Farhang, it's fine. It's fine. We are so prepared for this. Why did you bring a

stranger into our house? Farhang.

I didn't poison him. I knocked him out.

There's a huge difference. I wouldn't poison some random... Farhang, yes you

can. We have been preparing... Shut up. Shut the f*** up. Farhang, shut

the f*** up. We have been... Shut the f*** up. We have been preparing for this

for months. You are not taking this away from me, okay?

No, sit. I'm not fucking doing this. Get over there. I'm not fucking doing this.

Farhang. I'm not doing this. Farhang, what are you going to do? Are you just

going to leave this guy in our house?

I'm not fucking doing this. I'm getting out of this house. Farhang, you're going

to leave this guy in our house to wake up or call the cops.

Farhang, get the fuck over there. I'm ruining my fucking life. I can't fucking

do this. Get over there. I'm not fucking touching him. Put him in the fucking

basement. I'm not touching him. Put him in the goddamn basement. Get the fuck

away from me. Farhang. You lied to me. I didn't lie. You lied to me!

We're ready for this. Get him up!

Get him up!

For f*** sake, being crying about this.

Acting like this is coming out of goddamn nowhere.

I can't f***ing do this.

Get up.

Get the arm.

Okay? Get it.

Get it. Stop crying.

See, this is why I need your f***ing help.

Not my first choice.

But you will do.

Beautiful.

Hey babe, do you have everything?

No. Good.

Hey Gary.

Rise and shine.

Wake up, wake up, wake up.

Wake up, Gary.

Hey, Gary. What are you waiting for?

He has to be awake. He has to know. Hi, Gary.

Morning.

Wake up. Shh, shh, shh. Hey, hey, no, it's okay, it's okay.

Remember me?

Jen, the camera?

This big director lady?

I'm making a movie, remember?

Shh, shh, shh. It's okay, it's okay.

I told you you'd be my star.

Remember me? With the camera? Shh, shh, shh. Gary, Gary, Gary, shh.

Listen to me.

Gary, shh, shh.

Gary.

Look at me, look at me, look at me. Look at me, look at me.

Hi. It's okay.

It's all right.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's a great thing that you're doing. It's... No,

shh. No,

shh. Farhan, Farhan, you can take the camera.

Now.

Can you take the damn camera?

For God's sake, take the fucking camera.

Take the camera.

Take the camera. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

I can't. I can't. Stop. Stop. I can't. I can't.

I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't.

I can't.

Put the camera down, I need your help!

Can you help me, please?

Keep it down so hard it won't come out.

Babe, we did it.

Come here.

Come here.

Okay. Now the hard part.

Whoa.

So they don't call it dead weight for nothing.

We've learned. What have we learned today? Can you be careful with the

knife? Yeah, yes.

Yes.

This is a tool, mother boy.

Gary's a big boy.

Aren't you, Gary?

You're doing a good job.

So, we're gonna bleed him out now.

I imagine it's something like sticking a pig. Never stuck a pig before.

But it's like prom night for murder.

Gary, you're taking my kill virginity. I'm stoked.

Babe,

could you go down so I can get all that brutal glory? I'm so excited.

Are you ready, Gary?

Oh, that's awesome.

This is goodbye, babe. Goodbye. Good job.

All right, cool. Give me the camera.

Switch. What? Switch.

Fucking switch. No.

What do you mean, no?

I... Why don't you... You can just do it. Don't be such a baby. I bled him out

from the neck. Yeah, you can do the rest. Take the saber saw. Just grab it

and you... You practice.

Don't be such a baby. It's easy. You just press the button and it works. Oh,

my God.

Okay,

just stay here, stay quiet, and I will be right back, okay? Take the camera.

All right?

This is his picture.

But an adorable kitty.

How long has he been missing?

Yesterday night he went out and didn't come back today morning.

Oh, honey, I'm so sorry to hear that. You know, I had the cutest little thing

that looked just like that when I was a kid. I was devastated when he ran away.

He's all day walking around and, you know, these cars that are driving so

fast and these dogs and all these around.

Well, I haven't seen him. I'll ask my husband when he gets back. Thank you.

Paldies.

Of course, we'll keep an eye out for him. I'm sure he'll come back

eventually. Thank you, thank you, thank you so much.

Have a good night, sweetie.

Bye-bye.

How'd that go?

How'd it go? How'd it go?

Relax, babe. Some old lady just lost her cat.

And he was just the cutest little thing. Little white mittens and little black

face. Did she see any blood? Did she suspect anything? You had blood on your

collar.

I wrapped up.

No blood on my hands. Nothing up my sleeve.

Babe, calm down.

She was just looking for her cat, okay?

Cat's long gone. Why don't I take over from here?

You can hold the camera.

And I will finish this.

Okay? Yeah?

really well, right?

Don't you?

It's not done yet.

No, I'm feeling good. I'm good about this. We're good.

We got it done.

It's not done.

Well, almost. I mean, it's just like the last little bit.

Come on, babe. We should be proud of ourselves. We're not out of the woods

yet.

No, we're going into the woods.

Can you help me?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Put the key out. Sorry, okay, okay, sorry.

Okay? Yep.

You're doing such a good job, babe. Look how fucking strong you are.

Keep an eye out for poison ivy, too, eh? I'm pretty sure it's bad in there.

Oh.

Close it.

Try some fucking dogs or something.

Can you turn the light right? Yeah, yeah.

Fuck.

Good job, babe.

You're doing great.

Fuck.

You okay?

What's the matter? What happened?

What's wrong?

What's wrong?

Nothing. Can you help me?

Put the camera down and help me.

Babe, I'm documenting the process. It's gonna take all night if you're just

filming the whole thing.

Can you just fucking put the camera down so we can dig a hole? This is gonna take

all night.

Okay. Jeez, okay, no, babe, but, like, just, can I get, just get a little bit

more of you digging, like, a little bit more of you digging? No, no, you can't.

No, you f***ing can't. Turn off the f***ing camera. We need to dig this

f***ing hole.

You f***ing blow my f***ing shoulder out. Shh, stop yelling at me, okay?

I'm not f***ing yelling. Put the f***ing camera down. Turn it off. Okay, okay. Is

it off?

Turn it off. Okay, turning it off.

I'm turning it off. I'm turning it off. I'm putting it down. Just calm down.

Relax. Is it off?

Yes, it's off. It's down. Relax, okay?

Just let me, I don't want to put it somewhere. I don't want to kick it or

lose it.

In the dark.

It stinks. God damn it.

Yeah, geez, Gary, you're a smelly man.

Come on.

I'm helping. Can you grab the shovel?

Make it a lean slap.

This isn't that hard.

All fresh and clean?

Huh?

Boring.

Boring.

Well, yeah, there's a couple of little things to get rid of. I have to burn the

clothes and I'm probably going to do another run at the bathroom.

Probably pick up some more bleach at the store.

Cheers, Gary

You

like

the pork, Gary?

Yeah? This is some great pork, you know? It's squishy, but not gross squishy on

the inside, you know?

You like the wine, Gary?

Good wine? Yeah?

Yeah? Yeah, this is the best wine I've ever had.

I think I'd like to make a cheers to you guys.

You know, you take me into your house and you treat me like family.

You know, Farhang, why aren't you eating your dinner here?

Poor bastard.

Hey. How are we?

Not bad. Good. Good day.

I got lots done today.

Yeah.

Don't you want to hear what I did?

Go ahead.

I did another once-over of the bathroom, and it is spotless.

And I...

Checked the basement for hair and blood traces, and I burned the clothes, and I

made a necklace out of Gary's teeth.

Oh, there he is.

I've done more cleaning the basement than I think I have since we moved in

here.

Okay. Yeah.

You didn't grab a beer from me?

I'm joking, I'm joking. What are you doing?

What do you mean, what am I doing?

I thought this was over. Well, we still have it. We did everything, no?

Yeah.

Doesn't mean we can't play with it and use it. Yeah, but this is over. It's...

This whole thing?

Babe. Okay? Hey, careful!

Why don't you understand that I don't want to see it right now? You can't

piece together why I'm uncomfortable with it?

I want to get the after effect, the... Please put the camera away. Please put

the camera away. Pardon? Please put the camera away.

Promise me that it's over.

Okay, I promise.

I promise. We can go back to normal. Yeah.

Okay. We'll go back to normal.

Really, buddy?

Hey!

Hey.

How's it going, babe?

Not bad.

Do you need something?

How the fuck do you have that?

What do you mean?

Don't give me that.

Why do you have the camera in your hand?

Were you outside with the camera right now?

Yeah. Why?

Why do you need the camera outside for a walk?

Didn't you just say we were done with this?

Babe, it's just... Why are you pointing the camera at me? Okay, fine.

You just said that we were done filming.

Fine. Fine. Careful. You're going to break it. Stop. You just said we were

done. Listen to me, okay? We went through every step of your disgusting

plan. All right?

We did every thing that you asked me to.

And I asked you for one thing.

You fine?

You feel really proud of what you did the other day? Tell me what you did.

What we did?

What we did, Farhang? Yeah, what you made me do when I followed through. You

feel good about what you did? I feel fine. That innocent homeless,

did nothing wrong in his life. I didn't want to kill Gary. He was not my first

choice. So it's my fucking fault? So I wanted to... Don't you fucking put that

shit on me. I wanted to... Don't you fucking put that shit on me. Fine, I

wanted to kill somebody who wasn't innocent. As if I fucking made us do

this. Gary was a nice guy and I liked him. I didn't want to kill him. He

didn't deserve to die. There was an asshole out there. But you fucking

decided that we have to commit murder now. There was an asshole out there who

deserved to die, but you wouldn't let him.

No, he doesn't either.

Babe, please. We're done.

Please just come here. We're done. Stop it.

We're done.

What? Promise me.

Tell me we're done.

We're done. Okay. Yeah. How am I supposed to have a life with you?

I can't trust anything that you say the one thing that I asked you for you

couldn't do The camera it's gone you have it it's done. Okay, it's done just

Promise me. I promise just put it away What it's gone it's

gone like your words mean nothing to me

Thank you.

I'm trying to be... Sorry, I got completely carried away.

I'll try and do better, okay?

I just want... I just want everything to go back to normal.

Yeah. No more filming.

No more cameras, no more craziness.

Things will get better, okay?

What was that?

What?

What are you looking at?

I'm not looking at anything.

Kiss me.

Brian. Come here and kiss me.

Stop.

Come on. Come here and take me. Come on. Come on.

Stop. Stop. Stop. Don't do this, Brian.

What do you mean?

Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing.

Stop. Please stop. Don't leave me while you're doing this.

Jennifer.

You know, one of the things that's interesting, it's the older friends, in

most cases, that last the longest.

Oh, you got another one.

Thank you.

That's it, Jennifer. You just carry it in there. That's it, kid.

Move it.

That's right. Light up a cigarette.

Jennifer.

Yes.

Good job.

Hello.

1983.

Good thing my mom didn't throw out this camera.

and hopefully fur hang won't break you to make up for the loss of my old toy

i've got a new one oh this is gonna be so much

fun hello testing one two three we're

here to give mr rich man and his girlfriend a

bit of a surprise a shock if you will But you're going to wait here and watch

from a distance.

So don't blink.

Hi. Hi. Sorry to bother you, but I lost my cat a little while back, and I'm just

in the area, and I wasn't sure if anybody maybe had seen him or picked him

up. No, I haven't. It's just someone here.

No, he's really sweet and small, and he's black and white with a little

sneaker. I haven't seen him. No? No, I'm sorry.

Geez, I'm sorry to bother you. Has anybody in the house maybe seen him? Did

you see a cat, hon?

Cat? Cat?

What's all the noise over there?

Who the fuck are you? Remember me?

Do I know you?

Who's the cunt now?

Geez,

how long are you guys gonna be out? Wake up.

Hey.

Wake up.

Hello.

Morning, son.

Richie, shut up. Shut up.

Yeah, me. Remember me?

Hi.

Shut up. Shut the f*** up. I will hit you in the head with this f***ing

hammer. I will cave your f***ing head in.

That's better.

Hey, hey, hey. I brought you a present.

Take a look around. You have company.

Yeah.

I picked a good one, though. She looks fantastic.

She is gorgeous. Look at that.

Do you know what she looks like with a ball gag in her mouth?

Trophy wife and a trophy girlfriend.

Get your hair so we can see that pretty face.

Okay.

Got a little excited there.

And wake up.

and if you move around too much, I might push the plunger and I don't really know

exactly what's gonna happen with cleaning fluid in the human body.

Hey?

Hey, suit man.

Hey.

That's gotta be pretty traumatizing for you. She died right on your back.

And right on your word.

Are you seriously crying and drooling like a baby?

I'm... I... Given the circumstances, I don't think I'm the bitch in this room

right now.

I didn't even think you were capable of producing tears.

You must have really liked her.

Not nearly as much as you like yourself, you piece of... You worthless piece

of... You did this yourself.

To your wife?

Or, you know, we can actually bring her into the party. Have the two of you ever

met?

Have those two ever met? Would you prefer me to use the hammer or the

syringe on her?

Do you want to get out of here?

Do you want to get out of here?

Then not another goddamn word.

Or I will smash your fucking head in with this fucking hair.

You sit tight. I will be right back.

Hey, Mom.

Hey.

Hey, babe, I'm downstairs.

Sweetie?

Honey, I'm downstairs.

Come on down. Come on down. I have a surprise for you.

Hey. What the f*** is that?

It's a camera.

You bought another camera? Come here. I have something to show you. You bought

another f***ing camera? Come here. I'm going to show you. No, seriously. I

thought this was over. I smashed the first f***ing camera, and I'll break

this one, too. You're not going to touch this f***ing camera. You can't buy that

camera. No.

What the f*** is going on? We can fix it, babe.

What's wrong with her? What's wrong with her? She's dead. That's what's wrong

with her. Oh, my God.

It's not like you don't know what this looks like. Come on.

What are you doing?

Do you remember the guy that I told you about that we were supposed to kill, not

Gary? I got him. What the f*** are you doing? We killed Gary. We killed Gary.

Get these people out of my f***ing house.

Get these people out of my house. I can't do this. I cannot do this. We did

it. Get the f*** out of my face. We have to do this right, Farhang.

I just want to do this right, and then we can... It'll be like before. It'll be

fine. No, it won't.

No, it won't. Get these f***ing people out of our house. This is our house.

This piece of s*** deserves to die. No, he doesn't. Yes, he does. Shut the f***

up. Who the f*** are you to decide that? This guy killed Gary, okay? You killed

Gary. No, we killed Gary. You f***ing killed Gary. We killed Gary.

And it's this f***ing fault.

I did everything for you.

No, this is not true.

This would be doing everything.

And then it'll be better. I did everything for you. It'll be better if

you just do it. I can't. No, I can't. I can't do this. I can't. I can't. I

won't. I won't do this.

I won't do this.

I did all of the things that you asked me to do for us. Please. We just need to

do it right and it'll go away.

We just need to do it right and it'll go away. What are you going to do for me?

Because of this, we had to kill Gary.

Because of this, we had to kill Gary. That was you.

You're the worst thing that's ever happened in my life. Get that out of my

face. You need to do this. Get that out of my face.

Call the police.

You'll call the police. Yes, I will.

Try me.

Listen to him. You can hear for yourself.

Why don't you tell him what a piece of shit you are? I don't know what I did. I

don't know.

You don't fucking know. You're lying piece of shit.

Let me go, man.

He's not going to help you. Come on, man. You've got to let me go.

That is cheating on his wife. Shut up.

Shut up. Don't listen to her.

He's crazy.

Just kill him and everything will be fine. Just kill him and everything will

be fine.

No! No, Farhang! Come on! Shut the f*** up!

Listen to him!

Listen to him! Please, please, please, just do this. Come on, please, listen to

him, you crazy b***h!

No!

Farhang, let go!

Let go!

Farhang! Give me the hammer! Farhang, let go! Give me the hammer, baby! No!

No!

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Jen, answer me. Answer me, please.

What if the movie was gonna end?

What?

Well,

at least you got an end to your movie, right?