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911, what's your emergency?
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What's your emergency, sir?
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Okay, what's the address?
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Sir, just one address.
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20,000 on the road. I'm having an
accident right now. Can you tell us what
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happened?
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Okay,
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so where are you going, sir?
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Sir?
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Here we go.
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Barring is gonna kill me when he sees
your price tag.
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Look who's home.
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Hi,
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how are you?
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Look what I got.
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Look what I got. Wait one second, wait,
wait. Say hello again.
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Hello? Say it again.
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Hello? Hello?
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Say it one more time. I like how my
mic's working.
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That's a cool thing. Isn't it beautiful?
You got that today? I did.
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Do I just talk into the... Can I come
in?
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Yeah. Oh, yeah.
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Come on. Come on. Come on. The camera's
just... The camera's not here. Just
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pretend the camera's not here.
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Pretend it's... Okay. Yeah. Pretend it's
not there.
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Can I see it? Yeah. Do you want to see
it? Yeah. Are you going to come get it?
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You're going to fall and break the brand
new camera.
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No, no, no. You're going to break it.
Don't wrestle for it. What are you
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doing?
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Up in your grill.
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What you doing?
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I'm reading.
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Show us some skin.
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Okay. Okay, okay. Come on.
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Do you have to be filming me reading?
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We're filming everything.
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It's really weird having that thing in
my face.
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Really? You don't like it?
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You don't like having it in your face?
Hurry,
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you're going to break it.
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How do you like it?
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What? Do I look okay?
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You look great.
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Yeah. Yeah?
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Wow. You really like this whole
directorial role. Yeah. Oh, my God, yes.
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Yes, I do.
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So we have to film everything, right?
Everything.
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Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
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What was it? Get the high angle. Okay.
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What do you think?
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I think I really like this camera. Yeah?
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Yeah.
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All right.
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Welcome to Blue Balls, the movie.
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A table saw, really? That won't... But
it's more efficient, right? We don't
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have to use manpower?
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It's not wide enough. Oh, to go... Yeah,
okay.
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Well, there's a huge one there.
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Jesus. Look at the teeth on it. Look at
the teeth.
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I feel like I'm in a video game.
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Okay.
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It's actually not even that heavy. I
could do this.
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Safety orange seems a little ironic.
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What about this?
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It's like a lobotomy. You have to hold
things like not an insane person.
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Will this be enough?
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Do you think this would work for, like,
fingerprints?
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Bleach.
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You're going to have to clean up the
body and disinfect it and everything
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anyway, so, like... What?
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What? Oh.
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We need a caulking gun.
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A caulking gun?
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Yes. Before.
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Oh, for the windows. I just thought it
would... For the windows?
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Yeah, in the den and also in the...
Okay, give me the camera.
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What?
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So, what do we need next that isn't a
cocking gun?
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We need a tarp. Some cocking?
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Walk, go, baby, go.
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So, what's the next thing we need?
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Uh... Hmm?
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Oh, here. Tarp, rags, stuff.
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We should probably get some rags. Rat
poison, if we got... Would that be
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enough, do you think?
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Sure, we should get to yes. We need to
unless you do you want to do all the
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digging?
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Do you want to do all the digging?
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Okay,
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all right Can I just take the camera and
you take the lead again?
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Yes? Yes, babe. You know what you do.
I'm sorry I'm sorry you did good. You
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did really good, and you know what we
can get the cocking gun, okay?
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I like the weight.
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Have you ever even held an axe before?
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I think it looks like I have, don't you?
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It might be a little bit small, maybe,
but... What's the size on this? Baby,
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put that down. Don't put it too... I'm
just playing around.
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Nobody's gonna be... Oh, my God.
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Whatever, we're getting it.
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Look who's studying.
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Hey, babe.
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Hey, so I understand the medical books
to a certain extent.
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I think it's overkill. But this
printout... You'd be amazed at the
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resources out there. So many people
think about this.
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This is really f***ed up. This is like
from the deep dark.
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Are you calling me f***ed up because I'm
doing my research? No, but this is
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f***ed up. Pull out the teeth and smash
them. Babe, we need the information. We
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can't go into this completely blind.
What would you do?
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You could kill someone... You could
kill... Okay, you could kill someone
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with your bare hands.
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You can use... They make guns.
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If a gun is too noisy, then you can use
a bat.
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Also, blood everywhere, just everywhere.
You just bash them. It's really easy.
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You just kill them with any of the ways
that I just said, and then you chop them
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up, and then you're done. How would
you... Okay, take the camera.
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Sit down.
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I'm going to sit.
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Okay. Well, you'd have to knock them out
first, obviously, right?
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Okay. Something to make them sleep, and
then I'd take them down to the basement
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because it's quiet and there's no
windows.
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You tie him up down there while he's
sleeping.
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But then you have to wait for him to
wake up first, right? This is key.
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I'd probably throttle him somehow, like
take a rope or a belt, because, I mean,
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it's quiet and it's quick, and you can
really, like, feel them move, you know?
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Like, you feel them move.
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You can probably even hear them fight
for their breath. Oh, God. Okay.
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You can take him in the bathtub, and you
drain him out. So, like, you probably
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start facilitating his throat and let
that bleed out a little bit.
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After you drain him out... Mm-hmm.
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Then...
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You'd have to chop them up into little
pieces with a power saw, quick one. Like
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a saber saw?
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Yes, whatever that is.
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But yeah, no, you have to chop them up.
It would go right through like butter,
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like something with some serious power
behind it. The hands, you have to get
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rid of the fingerprints, so you could
either chop that up with razors or you
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could blow torch it, melt it off.
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I think that's the most efficient way to
do it. Oh, the head, the head, the
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teeth.
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We'd have to get a pair of pliers and
rip the teeth out because they can
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identify you from your dental, so you
just...
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You would need to wrap the pieces up
individually, yeah?
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Mm-hmm. And you put them in garbage
bags, and we'd leave them in the freezer
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because, you know, you don't want it to
stink.
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And then we put them in garbage bags,
put them in the car, take them out
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somewhere quiet and secluded, bury the
pieces, and he never comes back.
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What do you think?
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You know, it could really be anybody,
huh?
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What about those bros? Let's go kill
those bros. If
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I were to kill anybody, it would
probably be
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my boss.
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Or the IT guy that doesn't know how to
say my name. The guy? What did he call
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you?
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Jorge, that was it.
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Jorge. Way off.
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No, that's a little too close, love. It
has to be random.
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It can't be somebody that...
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Either of us knows.
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Look at the... It's like... It's like a
buffet.
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It's like pick your lobster out of the
tank.
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How about that girl right there?
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Nah, she looks a bit young. I think it's
pretty safe to rule out kids.
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Yeah. Or children.
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I don't want to be... I'm not a child
killer.
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That's just f***ed up. Yeah.
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I mean, we could go for teenagers
because everybody hates teenagers.
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There's got to be at least one person
who would thank us for killing any given
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teenager. But you never know. They could
always get better.
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I would rather it not be a woman.
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Why not?
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People find out, they're gonna think
it's like some weird, like, rapey sex
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thing. Just because you kill a woman
doesn't mean you raped her.
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Tell that to every other serial killer.
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They, like, they test a woman to see if
she was raped. Yeah, but they would,
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like, immediately assume that I was...
Why would they assume that? We're not
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gonna get caught.
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You have completely the wrong mentality
with this. You're talking like we're
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gonna get caught and it'll be less bad
as opposed to if we do it properly and
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never get caught at all. I'm just, like,
I'm talking in hypothetical.
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I would say no pregnant women, for sure.
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Maybe not old people.
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Like, old within reason. Let's say,
like, I don't know, 20 to 50?
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No handicaps, I think.
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Nobody that's handicapped.
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I just want to be completely sure that
they are 100%
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aware of what is going on and what's
happening to them as it happens, you
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know?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah, they have to know.
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And I can't guarantee that if it's
someone who's mentally handicapped. And
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that's not me holding anything against
that group.
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It's just my not knowing. It defeats the
purpose of why I'm doing this, why we're
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doing this, if we don't know.
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What about physically handicapped?
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No! Really?
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Cripples? What's wrong with you,
Farhang?
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Like, their life is bad enough.
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Well, I think we need to establish some
ground rules.
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And I think we've established a few.
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All right, so what else are your ground
rules?
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Uh, no gay guys.
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What? Seriously?
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I don't think they do. Farming, I did
not think you were like that. No, what
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I'm saying is not to kill anybody that's
homosexual. Why would you even, why
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would you think that? Because then it
looks like a hate crime. Nobody, nobody
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that's a minority.
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What? Because then it's, again, like
it's a hate crime at that point.
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Farming, you're a minority.
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Eh. You have been homophobic, racist,
and sexist. By saying that I don't want
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to kill gay people, minorities, and
women? I think it should be equal murder
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opportunity for everyone. I'm giving
them life opportunities.
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Just live and flourish.
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Farhang, I need your help with
something. I need your help. Can you
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come with me, please? Is everything
okay? Yes, yes. I just, there's a thing
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in the basement. It just, it's not
fitting and I need, I need assistance.
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Can it wait or? No, it can't come. It's
got to do now. Now. Okay. We're going.
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Okay. Come on. Okay, okay.
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Into the bathroom?
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Yes, into the bathroom.
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I don't think it's big enough.
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Seriously. Big enough for what?
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It's not going to fit a whole body in
there.
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Bathtubs are made to fit a whole body.
That's like the whole purpose of a
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bathtub. Get it. In the tub?
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Yeah, yeah.
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It might be wet.
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No, lie down. Lie down, lie down.
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Lie down?
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Yeah, lie down.
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We need to see if you fit.
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It's totally wet. Quit your... Okay. Lie
down.
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Like a body. Like a dead body. Like a
dead body? Yeah, like a dead body.
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If he's bigger, look.
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Okay.
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Here, give me the camera.
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Dave, I think we might need to find
another tub.
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Come here.
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Okay, get on your knees.
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Seriously?
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Yes, get on your knees.
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You want me to get down on my knees?
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Yes.
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Okay, so check it out. So we drain body
part by body part, all right? Give me
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your arm.
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Take the forearm, and we make an
incision up along, like, the major
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arteries, and then we drain it into the
tub. Then we grab the neck.
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Yeah, you can drain it in this way,
yeah?
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Yeah. Right?
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And then... Here.
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Suck the food in the other arm up. And
then we drain down, okay?
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Yeah. And then we can cut along the
sides.
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All those are dirty.
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Where did all the squirrels go?
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Nice camera.
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Oh, thanks. How's it going, man?
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Pretty good.
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Is it okay if I film you?
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Uh, yeah, sure. Are you a photographer
or something?
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Uh, budding director, I think. Budding
director, eh? What's your name?
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Oh, Gary.
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I'm Jen.
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Jen. Nice to meet you. Jen, the
director.
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Where do I fit into this movie of yours?
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I'm not sure yet.
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What? Need a hero?
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I do.
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With me as your lead, you know...
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I'm willing to go anywhere and do
anything.
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I mean, you don't have to pay me
millions of dollars, so, you know, less
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of an investment.
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Got an open schedule.
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Ah, you're really selling me on this,
Gary. You look like a star. If you're
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going to be my big star, Gary, I need to
get a full shot of you.
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Sure.
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Can I stand you up?
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My God, you are tall. Look at you.
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Work that camera.
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You look fantastic.
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Look.
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Pose it. Oh, sorry, man. Oh, you've got
to be f***ed. Kidding me. Sorry.
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Unbelievable. Sorry, I didn't see you.
Come on, why don't you... You okay?
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No, just... You're... Watch it, will
you? Just... I... If you weren't backing
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up... You didn't mean nothing by it.
Buddy, look, just hands off, okay? I got
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nothing for you. Hey, he was just trying
to help me, man. Relax. Look, if you
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didn't back up and bump into me... Is
that thing on? Get out of my face.
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Okay, okay, it's off. I'm filming Gary.
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Fine, go keep filming Gary. He's more
interesting anyway.
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Excuse me?
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I'm sorry. I want to get that. Can I get
that one more time on camera, please?
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What was that? Look, I already told you.
Get that out of my face.
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Back off.
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I am backed off. I'm nowhere near you.
Shut it off. Shut it off. I don't want
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that. No, I don't. I don't have to shut
it off. What are you going to do about
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it? Get that out of my face and touch my
camera and I will kill you.
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Oh, really?
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You know what? No, this is perfect. My
movie needs a villain. You piece of
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filming a movie. You're going to be a
famous director or something, right?
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Great. Great. Good.
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Good luck with that. Good luck with
that. You'll get yours. Yeah.
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Keep walking.
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Yeah, see ya. Bye!
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You are a piece of work.
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Can you believe that guy, Gary?
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Can't all be winners.
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You know what?
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Here.
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You sure?
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Yeah, grab something warm for dinner
tonight.
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Jen, the director, right? Yeah.
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All right, Gary my star god bless eh,
yeah, take care, man
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And thus Exodus our villain.
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How'd the other half lose?
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There's a Mrs. Douchebag.
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Woman marries a guy like that. Cunt.
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Hey.
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Farhang. Hello, Farhang.
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What?
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Farhang, for God's sake.
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Hi. Hey. Hi.
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How's it going?
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Hi. Why is there meat in the bathtub?
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You know, I figured we're going to do
the body in here, right?
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So this way we can practice and, you
know, work out all the logistics.
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This thing is amazing.
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How was your day?
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Can you turn that off, please?
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Yeah, sure. What's up?
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I just got f***ing yelled at by this
a**hole in the street.
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I was... Jesus.
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Yeah, I was filming this really nice guy
and I accidentally backed into him and
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he called me, like, he called me a
f***ing a**hole.
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What? Yeah, I know.
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Don't worry, we'll just, we'll cut him
up with this awesome new saber saw that
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I just got. Huh?
335
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Huh? I see the news. 42% off.
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I found a nick on the box.
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You wouldn't even believe this guy would
like, oh, nobody would miss him. He's
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just such a piece of shit.
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Yeah? Like, yeah, man. It's just like,
he just wouldn't leave it alone the
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whole time.
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Hey,
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babe. I got the tarp, and I also got a
surprise.
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Sweet. Sweet.
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Should we roll it out?
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Sure. Cool. Okay.
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Document the whole process.
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Just, like, right here?
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Here, just roll it my way.
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Perfect.
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This really folds out well, eh?
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Yeah. Why do we need a tarp?
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Well, because bodies are messy, love.
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Yeah, but I thought we were gonna, like,
minimize... Well, yeah, I know, but, I
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mean, for safety's sake, you don't want
DNA on the floor, you know, like, they
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can find it even if you clean it, and,
like, and dead body.
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Obviously, so yeah, yeah, I don't yeah,
do you want to be real like actually?
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So what was the other thing you got?
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Oh I got Some handcuffs so we can
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restrain the body These are
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uh, they're a little light, babe, would
you?
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They're a little light I got it I got
them from the sex shop cut them from Sex
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shop?
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These are designed to be able to get out
of. I can get out of these in like five
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seconds. Yeah, they're in front of you,
though. Like, if they were behind your
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back, you wouldn't be able to see how
they work.
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Right you are.
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Let's test that theory, shall we? Can I
have the camera, please?
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You're very right. They were in front of
my body. So if you put them
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behind...
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Baby, Jesus. How does that work?
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Stay tight now?
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That's like really tight.
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Down you go.
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Down.
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Jesus. Baby, that actually really hurts.
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00:20:06,930 --> 00:20:07,930
Yeah? Yes.
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All right.
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Better?
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Fuck.
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Oh, where you go?
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Does it hurt to lie on them?
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They're behind your back? Yeah. Can you
get out of them? No, I can't. No, you
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can't get out of them? Baby, please.
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Please. What? Please, baby.
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What? They're not supposed to be
comfortable.
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They're just real sex cats. Get out of
them.
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00:20:28,370 --> 00:20:31,190
Just go off. Just get out of them. You
proved your point. They really fucking
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hurt. Can you just get them off me,
please?
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I'm going to leave you alone with my
camera and these handcuffs, and whenever
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you're out of them, you can come up.
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Turn it off when you're done, please.
392
00:22:05,870 --> 00:22:06,489
Hi, Mommy.
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How are you?
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Good.
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00:22:08,630 --> 00:22:09,349
Hey, Mom.
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Hi. How are you?
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Hey, I can't.
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How's it going?
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What's new?
400
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Oh, not much.
401
00:22:17,410 --> 00:22:18,410
Listen, Mommy.
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00:22:20,290 --> 00:22:21,870
It's good to see you. Nice to see you,
too.
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We're making a movie. What's with this?
404
00:22:25,590 --> 00:22:27,450
It's new. Well, why did you buy that?
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00:22:27,810 --> 00:22:29,430
This one downstairs you could have had.
406
00:22:29,650 --> 00:22:34,110
That one, it's new and shiny, but... Oh,
like the old one. Do you still have any
407
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of the tapes? Oh, my God.
408
00:22:35,710 --> 00:22:38,050
I wonder what's down there. Can I go
through the box?
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00:22:38,370 --> 00:22:41,610
Sure. I want to go through the box, see
what's in there. Okay, why are you
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filming this?
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00:22:43,150 --> 00:22:46,210
Well, we're sort of documenting
everything, actually. We took it to the
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hardware store with us, and I take it
out on walks, I've taken it driving.
413
00:22:50,310 --> 00:22:51,590
Documentary? Yeah, exactly.
414
00:22:52,110 --> 00:22:57,050
Documentary. Do you still have those
tapes that she would make when she was
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younger? I've got some of them, yeah.
416
00:22:59,050 --> 00:23:00,050
Yeah?
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00:23:00,310 --> 00:23:03,770
I'd love to see, like, what kind of
stuff did she film? What did she...
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What did she film?
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00:23:13,420 --> 00:23:15,760
Because she was obviously... It's not
like what you're doing now.
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00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:19,000
Sticking a camera in everybody's face
and bugging them? Yeah.
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00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:25,120
There's this one time, like, when I was
a little kid, I didn't believe the cats
422
00:23:25,120 --> 00:23:27,700
always landed on their feet. And I might
have filmed this. It might be in one of
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the tapes.
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00:23:28,180 --> 00:23:29,180
Oh, my God.
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Where I didn't believe the cats always
landed on their feet, so I took Toto up
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to the top of the stairs and held him,
like, on his back and dropped him.
427
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Like, not down the stairs, like, down
the landing.
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00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:40,420
to see if he would land on his feet. I
might have filmed that.
429
00:23:41,380 --> 00:23:44,280
You might have filmed that. Sarah got
really mad when I did it to her cat.
430
00:23:45,080 --> 00:23:48,880
I'll bet she was. He was fine. Nothing
happened. He didn't die or anything, but
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he did land on his feet.
432
00:23:51,180 --> 00:23:52,820
They do. They twist very quickly.
433
00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:55,060
Although you do hit, there's a terminal
velocity of cats.
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They found this out in New York from,
like, statistics of cats falling out of
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high-rises. Below, like, something like
the sixth or the seventh floor, they
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turn and they can land.
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00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:08,980
From, like, the sixth to, like, the 15th
floor, they die.
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And above that, they land on their feet.
And if they don't, like, break all of
439
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their legs, they actually hit a terminal
velocity, can figure out how fast
440
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they're going, and right themselves so
that they can land.
441
00:24:18,220 --> 00:24:21,640
Wow. But, so, like, if you live in an
apartment building between, like, on the
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floor between six and 15, your cats are
goners. But if you're below or above,
443
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you're good.
444
00:24:29,520 --> 00:24:30,520
Hi, Jen.
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00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:31,860
Jennifer Lee.
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00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:35,480
Hi. Say something intelligent, Jennifer.
447
00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:38,200
She is talking to him.
448
00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:53,760
Yum,
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yum. Yum.
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00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:10,900
Welcome to the future.
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00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:19,340
Space technology has allowed us to
voyage beyond
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our star.
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00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:22,060
This is so cool.
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00:25:23,180 --> 00:25:24,300
This is amazing.
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00:25:25,880 --> 00:25:27,660
Oh, it sucks.
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00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:33,500
This thing weighs, like, it's like two
dead babies in weight.
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00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:37,220
This camera is the coolest, horrible
thing.
458
00:25:37,540 --> 00:25:38,660
It's huge, eh?
459
00:25:38,970 --> 00:25:39,970
Yeah, it's amazing.
460
00:25:41,110 --> 00:25:42,110
What are you doing?
461
00:25:43,150 --> 00:25:46,970
Nothing, just going through some old
movies I... I made.
462
00:25:48,430 --> 00:25:50,410
I don't even remember this one.
463
00:25:51,310 --> 00:25:52,310
You made all of these?
464
00:25:52,530 --> 00:25:53,530
Most of them, yeah.
465
00:25:53,750 --> 00:25:59,570
I mean, some of them are just, like,
film movies off TV, but most of them are
466
00:25:59,570 --> 00:26:00,569
mine.
467
00:26:00,570 --> 00:26:01,570
That's awesome.
468
00:26:02,110 --> 00:26:04,550
This is what I wanted to do with my
life. I wanted to make movies.
469
00:26:05,850 --> 00:26:07,730
But we're making this one now, right?
470
00:26:08,090 --> 00:26:09,090
So... It's okay.
471
00:26:09,890 --> 00:26:10,890
Come on.
472
00:26:10,970 --> 00:26:11,809
That's great.
473
00:26:11,810 --> 00:26:15,210
Go for a walk, film some stuff. I'm
bringing this camera.
474
00:26:15,650 --> 00:26:17,230
You know what? Fine, we can take it with
us.
475
00:26:18,050 --> 00:26:21,230
As long as you don't forget the real
camera, and you can play with that piece
476
00:26:21,230 --> 00:26:24,270
of crap while I continue with our movie.
477
00:26:24,950 --> 00:26:25,950
Perfect. Yeah.
478
00:26:26,290 --> 00:26:27,850
I'll shoot a better movie with this.
479
00:26:28,210 --> 00:26:30,310
Those can stay there and never see the
light of day again.
480
00:26:34,190 --> 00:26:35,190
I don't...
481
00:26:35,690 --> 00:26:38,730
I just don't get why, like, this guy
specifically.
482
00:26:39,830 --> 00:26:41,490
Like, why do we have to follow this guy?
483
00:26:41,990 --> 00:26:46,410
Well, for one, he called me a... Thanks
for the loyalty.
484
00:26:47,670 --> 00:26:50,410
Well, yeah, but that's... Is that a
reason to kill somebody? Like, if
485
00:26:50,410 --> 00:26:52,030
someone called me an... You would kill
them?
486
00:26:52,250 --> 00:26:54,730
Yes. Hell yes, I would. Are you kidding
me? Yeah.
487
00:26:55,050 --> 00:26:57,510
Can we just write him off as an asshole
and then go home?
488
00:26:58,370 --> 00:26:59,370
Tandem bike.
489
00:27:00,310 --> 00:27:01,790
You know what sucks about stakeouts?
490
00:27:02,130 --> 00:27:03,130
Mm?
491
00:27:03,590 --> 00:27:04,650
The whole...
492
00:27:05,900 --> 00:27:06,900
Stakeout part.
493
00:27:07,180 --> 00:27:10,560
It seems so much shorter in movies,
like, but they're always tired, and I
494
00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:11,780
guess... It's because they cut it
together.
495
00:27:12,140 --> 00:27:14,040
They only keep the interesting bits,
love.
496
00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:18,580
In our movie, like, when this is all
done, and we're making up our movie and
497
00:27:18,580 --> 00:27:21,180
putting it together, like, this isn't
going to be in it. It's only going to be
498
00:27:21,180 --> 00:27:22,180
the interesting parts.
499
00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:26,160
Like, what you're... This... that you're
saying right now is, thank God we'll
500
00:27:26,160 --> 00:27:27,160
never see the live day.
501
00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:32,900
I don't think what I say is... What if
he has guests, and we're just, like...
502
00:27:33,690 --> 00:27:36,450
Outside his house. They just come out
like, okay, bye.
503
00:27:37,170 --> 00:27:39,370
Thanks for having us. Well, I wasn't
really intending on... Oh, what are
504
00:27:39,370 --> 00:27:40,370
these strangers doing?
505
00:27:40,430 --> 00:27:42,890
Wait, shh. Look, look, look. Farhang,
look, look. There he is.
506
00:27:44,570 --> 00:27:45,790
Are they fighting?
507
00:27:46,910 --> 00:27:51,390
Doesn't he look like a complete...
Farhang, I want you to follow him.
508
00:27:51,730 --> 00:27:53,070
What? Follow him.
509
00:27:53,790 --> 00:27:57,530
Baby. Oh, my God. Go, go, go. Drive, go,
drive. Are you kidding me? Farhang,
510
00:27:57,590 --> 00:27:58,610
drive. Go, go, go, please.
511
00:27:59,430 --> 00:28:00,430
We're going to lose him.
512
00:28:00,710 --> 00:28:01,930
It's exciting now, isn't it?
513
00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:05,300
It's way more illegal. I don't know why
we're following. Where are we going?
514
00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:07,320
We're following him. We don't know where
we're going.
515
00:28:07,700 --> 00:28:08,780
We're going where he's going.
516
00:28:08,980 --> 00:28:10,420
I just want to know more about him.
517
00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:12,980
Like, who is this person?
518
00:28:13,260 --> 00:28:16,840
What kind of life do they lead? Aren't
you not supposed to, like, make it
519
00:28:16,840 --> 00:28:18,680
personal? Like, the less you know?
520
00:28:20,060 --> 00:28:21,060
Maybe, but I'm curious.
521
00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:24,140
This guy's a piece of s***. I want to
see how deep that goes.
522
00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:31,160
He's stopping.
523
00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:34,400
What should I do? What should I do? Just
go ahead. Just drive ahead. Drive ahead.
524
00:28:34,500 --> 00:28:35,479
Drive ahead.
525
00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:37,740
He's going to see us. No, he's not. He's
not even looking.
526
00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:39,560
Pull up here.
527
00:28:40,420 --> 00:28:41,420
Hey.
528
00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:44,740
Where is he going?
529
00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:48,400
This is not your house, mister.
530
00:28:49,540 --> 00:28:51,320
Could be anybody's house.
531
00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:54,380
Visiting a friend. I don't think this
guy has friends.
532
00:28:55,660 --> 00:28:56,660
Look at her.
533
00:29:04,930 --> 00:29:06,590
Yeah, Farhang. He's visiting a friend.
534
00:29:06,810 --> 00:29:09,530
He fucking called me a slut. He has a
fucking slut.
535
00:29:10,790 --> 00:29:14,350
We should get out of here. Like, this is
not... Oh, love, come on. He's a
536
00:29:14,350 --> 00:29:15,350
mistress.
537
00:29:15,630 --> 00:29:16,910
It couldn't get any better.
538
00:29:17,630 --> 00:29:21,690
That's not any of our business. Like, I
don't give a fuck about this guy. I
539
00:29:21,690 --> 00:29:24,370
don't care what he does. We should get
out of here. Like, he's gonna fucking
540
00:29:24,370 --> 00:29:26,890
look at us. Okay, okay, all right. All
right, go. Let's go.
541
00:29:28,150 --> 00:29:29,150
Bye-bye.
542
00:29:30,610 --> 00:29:31,610
We'll be back.
543
00:29:33,010 --> 00:29:34,010
Oh.
544
00:29:34,250 --> 00:29:35,870
God, he's perfect. It's perfect.
545
00:29:36,210 --> 00:29:41,510
So I think we've got everything that we
need, right? We know where he lives and
546
00:29:41,510 --> 00:29:42,970
we know what his routine is.
547
00:29:43,190 --> 00:29:46,490
And if he goes missing, there's motive.
548
00:29:48,330 --> 00:29:51,090
Oh, God. This could not get any better.
549
00:29:51,610 --> 00:29:55,590
I'm so glad McDouche turned out to be
what I thought he was.
550
00:29:55,910 --> 00:29:56,910
I don't know.
551
00:29:58,430 --> 00:29:59,430
He's perfect.
552
00:30:00,230 --> 00:30:03,550
Jen, you're making this so personal. No,
I'm not. You said...
553
00:30:03,850 --> 00:30:07,370
that it should not be personal because
that's traceable, and now you're making
554
00:30:07,370 --> 00:30:09,590
it personal. No, I'm not making it
personal. I'm pointing out what an
555
00:30:09,590 --> 00:30:10,930
obvious piece of shit he is.
556
00:30:11,670 --> 00:30:15,050
I'm not debating whether or not he's an
a**hole. You're just making it personal
557
00:30:15,050 --> 00:30:18,570
by observing his a**hole behavior and
having an opinion about it.
558
00:30:19,890 --> 00:30:21,010
You want? Fine, fine.
559
00:30:21,670 --> 00:30:23,270
We kill somebody else, it's not on you.
560
00:30:23,470 --> 00:30:24,470
It's on you.
561
00:30:36,870 --> 00:30:37,870
Farhang, wake up.
562
00:30:38,870 --> 00:30:39,870
Farhang, wake up.
563
00:30:41,330 --> 00:30:42,330
Hello, wake up.
564
00:30:43,150 --> 00:30:44,310
What's wrong? You okay?
565
00:30:44,530 --> 00:30:47,970
Good. You're awake. Yes, we're awake.
Are you listening? Are you filming right
566
00:30:47,970 --> 00:30:48,970
now? Yes, I'm filming.
567
00:30:49,210 --> 00:30:50,450
When is this gonna happen?
568
00:30:51,770 --> 00:30:52,910
Soon, maybe soon.
569
00:30:53,130 --> 00:30:56,450
Keep your eyes open. Look at me. Okay,
okay. Are you serious about this?
570
00:30:56,730 --> 00:30:58,130
Yes, I'm serious about this. Do you
promise?
571
00:30:58,450 --> 00:31:02,330
Yes, I am. It's just not the time to
talk. No, no, now is exactly the time.
572
00:31:02,370 --> 00:31:04,490
Okay, we're... Get out of bed. I gotta
show you something.
573
00:31:05,070 --> 00:31:08,720
What? Get out. Get out. Get out of bed.
Go. Get out of bed. You think I'm
574
00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:09,479
joking. Go.
575
00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:10,740
Get out of bed.
576
00:31:11,060 --> 00:31:16,180
Go. So where are we... What are we
doing? Where are we going? Shh. Shh.
577
00:31:16,180 --> 00:31:17,180
Shh. Keep your voice down.
578
00:31:17,620 --> 00:31:18,620
Here. Come here.
579
00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:22,160
I know you live around here somewhere.
580
00:31:22,740 --> 00:31:26,480
I know he's around here. Can we just do
this tomorrow? Which house is your
581
00:31:26,480 --> 00:31:27,600
house? Come on.
582
00:31:27,900 --> 00:31:31,220
Come on. I don't know what I'm coming on
to. What is... What are we doing?
583
00:31:31,480 --> 00:31:34,600
Can you tell me what's going on? No.
You'll know when you see him.
584
00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:35,960
You'll see.
585
00:31:36,180 --> 00:31:37,180
Baby, I think I saw him.
586
00:31:37,580 --> 00:31:38,580
I think he's down there.
587
00:31:38,820 --> 00:31:43,120
I found you. Come on, buddy. I know he's
back. Okay, baby, baby. Go back, go
588
00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:44,120
back, go back. Shh, shh, shh, shh.
589
00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:46,980
We're not going to get caught. We're not
going to get caught.
590
00:31:47,420 --> 00:31:48,420
Shh, shh, shh.
591
00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:50,200
I know he's back here somewhere.
592
00:31:50,980 --> 00:31:51,980
Go on, go on.
593
00:31:55,360 --> 00:31:56,360
It's just a motion sensor.
594
00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:57,440
Calm down.
595
00:31:57,760 --> 00:31:59,200
He's around here.
596
00:32:00,600 --> 00:32:01,980
I saw him, I saw him, I saw him. I see
him.
597
00:32:02,180 --> 00:32:04,460
Take the camera. Take it, take it, take
it, take it.
598
00:32:20,090 --> 00:32:22,350
Have you seen my friend?
599
00:32:40,419 --> 00:32:41,880
You are just the cutest.
600
00:32:44,420 --> 00:32:45,420
Come on. Baby.
601
00:32:46,180 --> 00:32:49,280
Okay. I think we should take the cat
back, baby.
602
00:32:50,040 --> 00:32:51,480
No, we're not. Come back.
603
00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:53,520
Kitty's going to go for a little swim.
604
00:32:53,780 --> 00:32:57,240
Um, what's that supposed to mean?
605
00:32:59,180 --> 00:33:01,360
Could you do me a favor and fill up the
safe, please?
606
00:33:01,820 --> 00:33:03,700
Uh, baby, can...
607
00:33:06,280 --> 00:33:08,620
Please take the cat back now. I don't
want to be a cat napper.
608
00:33:08,960 --> 00:33:09,960
He's just a cat.
609
00:33:10,840 --> 00:33:13,100
You're just a cat. Yeah, someone else's
cat.
610
00:33:13,700 --> 00:33:16,620
They're going to be concerned when they
notice that their cat is gone.
611
00:33:16,860 --> 00:33:18,180
God, fine. It's just a cat.
612
00:33:18,380 --> 00:33:20,540
If you can't do this with a cat, how are
you going to do it with a person?
613
00:33:21,120 --> 00:33:23,480
Baby. Could you please do me a favor and
fill up the sink?
614
00:33:25,860 --> 00:33:27,760
Yes, we're going to do like water.
615
00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:29,080
Oh, my God.
616
00:33:30,300 --> 00:33:31,600
We'll name you David Jones.
617
00:33:37,550 --> 00:33:38,910
Look how sweet he is.
618
00:33:39,730 --> 00:33:40,669
Baby. Ooh.
619
00:33:40,670 --> 00:33:41,730
Baby. Yeah?
620
00:33:42,270 --> 00:33:46,890
Listen, you proved your point, okay? Can
you just... Just relax, Farhang. It's
621
00:33:46,890 --> 00:33:47,890
not even a big deal.
622
00:33:48,170 --> 00:33:49,450
It's not even a big deal.
623
00:33:51,810 --> 00:33:52,810
Bye-bye. Baby.
624
00:33:53,090 --> 00:33:54,250
The kitty's saying goodbye.
625
00:33:54,850 --> 00:33:57,270
Look. Look, he likes it. He's looking
right at it. Jen.
626
00:33:58,110 --> 00:33:59,029
Jen, please.
627
00:33:59,030 --> 00:34:00,030
Jen.
628
00:34:00,210 --> 00:34:02,830
Babe, can you do me a favor and get me a
bag, please? Like a garbage bag.
629
00:34:03,330 --> 00:34:04,330
Something plastic.
630
00:34:04,450 --> 00:34:05,450
Are you...
631
00:34:06,419 --> 00:34:10,080
Please are you serious? Can we yes,
please? Just can you please just go get
632
00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:16,659
a bag? My arms are full right now, baby
Jen Jen, please
633
00:34:16,659 --> 00:34:20,960
Jen, can we please just do it, please?
634
00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:42,060
You proved your point, okay? Can we
just... Jen!
635
00:34:42,620 --> 00:34:44,860
Jen! Jen, what are you doing?
636
00:34:45,639 --> 00:34:48,080
Jen! Jen, what are you doing?
637
00:34:48,639 --> 00:34:49,639
Baby.
638
00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:51,920
Baby.
639
00:34:52,159 --> 00:34:53,159
Oh, my God.
640
00:34:54,159 --> 00:34:55,159
Oh, my God.
641
00:34:55,840 --> 00:34:56,840
Oh, my God.
642
00:34:58,600 --> 00:34:59,880
Holy... Jen.
643
00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:01,920
Kat told me to...
644
00:35:09,120 --> 00:35:10,120
Morning. Morning.
645
00:35:10,820 --> 00:35:11,820
How's it going?
646
00:35:12,860 --> 00:35:13,860
It's going well.
647
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:15,020
Ooh, you're looking good today.
648
00:35:15,440 --> 00:35:20,100
Yeah, I have like a year-end review kind
of thing. Oh, babe, you're going to kill
649
00:35:20,100 --> 00:35:21,098
it. You look fantastic.
650
00:35:21,100 --> 00:35:22,440
I like the tie combo.
651
00:35:22,780 --> 00:35:25,260
Thank you. Are you not going into work
today?
652
00:35:25,540 --> 00:35:27,120
Oh, I'm playing hooky.
653
00:35:30,280 --> 00:35:36,300
Are you okay? You seem a little bit
upset about last night.
654
00:35:36,660 --> 00:35:37,660
No.
655
00:35:37,710 --> 00:35:38,408
You sure?
656
00:35:38,410 --> 00:35:39,410
No, it's fine.
657
00:35:39,730 --> 00:35:40,730
It's fine.
658
00:35:41,230 --> 00:35:44,470
I should probably get going. Yeah. Come
here. Give me a kiss. You'll be great.
659
00:35:44,530 --> 00:35:45,970
You'll be great today. I believe in you.
660
00:35:47,690 --> 00:35:52,990
And I have a busy day, too.
661
00:35:54,690 --> 00:36:00,810
He should be somewhere
662
00:36:00,810 --> 00:36:04,950
around here.
663
00:36:06,310 --> 00:36:07,310
Ah, there he is.
664
00:36:09,930 --> 00:36:10,930
Hey, Gary.
665
00:36:11,070 --> 00:36:12,070
Oh, hey.
666
00:36:12,330 --> 00:36:13,330
What's going on?
667
00:36:13,950 --> 00:36:18,190
Not a whole lot. You remembered me. Of
course I remember you.
668
00:36:18,610 --> 00:36:19,610
It's Jen,
669
00:36:20,450 --> 00:36:21,910
the director lady, right?
670
00:36:22,130 --> 00:36:23,029
Yeah, sure is.
671
00:36:23,030 --> 00:36:25,230
How's your movie coming? The big
picture.
672
00:36:25,530 --> 00:36:26,530
It's really coming along.
673
00:36:26,670 --> 00:36:29,070
You know what? Actually, I think it's
almost done.
674
00:36:29,610 --> 00:36:31,590
So I had this idea.
675
00:36:31,970 --> 00:36:34,310
And feel free to say no if you want.
676
00:36:34,930 --> 00:36:38,910
But I was wondering if you would grace
us with your presence for dinner
677
00:36:38,910 --> 00:36:39,910
tonight.
678
00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:41,560
At my house?
679
00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:43,000
Yeah, sure, sure.
680
00:36:43,240 --> 00:36:44,240
Yeah? Yeah. Really?
681
00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:46,040
Yeah. Oh, great. I'm so excited.
682
00:36:46,720 --> 00:36:48,620
I'm really glad. Does tonight work for
you?
683
00:36:48,980 --> 00:36:50,400
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
684
00:36:50,660 --> 00:36:51,980
I'm parked around the corner. Let's go.
685
00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:54,240
Right now? Yeah, right now.
686
00:36:54,860 --> 00:36:59,900
I've got to get my things together and
tidy up the place, lock the door before
687
00:36:59,900 --> 00:37:00,859
we leave.
688
00:37:00,860 --> 00:37:02,980
Yeah, yeah, you know, you don't want to
get your stuff jacked, so.
689
00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:05,500
Yeah. You don't mind if I film you while
we go?
690
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:07,400
No, sure, that's fine.
691
00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:09,560
You're my muse, Gary.
692
00:37:10,700 --> 00:37:12,020
Thank you. Thank you.
693
00:37:13,320 --> 00:37:16,260
This one right here. Just throw your
stuff anywhere, wherever you're
694
00:37:16,260 --> 00:37:17,260
comfortable.
695
00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:18,880
Okay.
696
00:37:19,700 --> 00:37:23,340
Look at you. Cameron loves you. Hey, do
you want to try?
697
00:37:24,820 --> 00:37:25,820
Yeah, sure.
698
00:37:26,140 --> 00:37:26,959
Take it. Take it.
699
00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:27,960
Go for it.
700
00:37:28,180 --> 00:37:30,380
Give her a shot. Just play with it.
Okay.
701
00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:31,840
That's how I figured it out.
702
00:37:32,180 --> 00:37:35,680
This makes it longer and shorter. Yep,
that's zooming in and zooming out.
703
00:37:37,610 --> 00:37:43,910
look at your natural our starlet what
704
00:37:43,910 --> 00:37:50,890
do you like to eat gary um i i don't
know uh i'm sure anything
705
00:37:50,890 --> 00:37:56,550
anything you want to make is going to be
great and what about dessert uh oh boy
706
00:37:56,550 --> 00:37:57,550
dessert
707
00:37:59,260 --> 00:38:04,140
I don't know. What do you like? I make
pretty good apple pie if we're going
708
00:38:04,140 --> 00:38:05,420
American classic.
709
00:38:06,040 --> 00:38:09,460
American classic. That sounds good. All
right, let's do it. We'll do apple pie.
710
00:38:09,620 --> 00:38:10,299
Good to go?
711
00:38:10,300 --> 00:38:12,840
Yeah, good to go. Don't forget your
seatbelt. We don't want you dying on the
712
00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:13,698
way there.
713
00:38:13,700 --> 00:38:14,700
Yeah, sure.
714
00:38:15,740 --> 00:38:18,120
Make yourself at home, please. Drop your
coat anywhere.
715
00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:19,759
Yeah, sure.
716
00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:21,380
Bannister, couch. Bannister, okay.
717
00:38:21,660 --> 00:38:24,100
Tell you what, Gary, I'm just going to
get dinner started.
718
00:38:24,700 --> 00:38:27,280
So why don't we get you in a hot shower?
719
00:38:28,060 --> 00:38:29,140
I'll grab you a towel.
720
00:38:29,460 --> 00:38:30,359
Are you sure?
721
00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:32,000
Yeah, yeah, no, please, please.
722
00:38:32,580 --> 00:38:34,560
Get you cleaned up and warmed up and
whatnot.
723
00:38:35,100 --> 00:38:38,720
Okay. I'm sure I have some of my dad's
clothes kicking around here somewhere I
724
00:38:38,720 --> 00:38:41,600
can grab you. Right up the stairs behind
you, I'll grab you a towel.
725
00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:45,860
All right, up here? Yeah, yep, right up
that way. Get a hot shower going for you
726
00:38:45,860 --> 00:38:46,779
while I start dinner.
727
00:38:46,780 --> 00:38:47,780
Okay.
728
00:38:52,120 --> 00:38:53,120
Hey.
729
00:38:56,810 --> 00:38:58,570
Good, how are you? Welcome home,
sweetie.
730
00:38:59,370 --> 00:39:00,870
You're cooking?
731
00:39:01,090 --> 00:39:02,090
That sounds incredible.
732
00:39:02,170 --> 00:39:04,570
Yeah, I'm making us dinner and I have a
little surprise.
733
00:39:05,290 --> 00:39:06,290
Hello?
734
00:39:06,890 --> 00:39:08,710
Oh, yep, just down here, Gary.
735
00:39:09,170 --> 00:39:10,170
Come on down.
736
00:39:11,430 --> 00:39:14,670
Hey, you must be Farhang, right?
737
00:39:15,410 --> 00:39:16,410
Hi. Hey, Gary.
738
00:39:16,890 --> 00:39:19,550
Gary. Yeah, Farhang, where's that name
from?
739
00:39:20,310 --> 00:39:22,170
Uh, it's a Persian name.
740
00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:27,060
Okay, yeah, yeah me and my buddy Kenny.
We were at this like Ethiopian place the
741
00:39:27,060 --> 00:39:28,480
other day We had a bit extra money.
742
00:39:28,820 --> 00:39:33,420
Yeah, like they have this like Soggy
bread. It's kind of weird. It's and they
743
00:39:33,420 --> 00:39:37,120
say you know like everyone's always
saying jokes about Ethiopia how it's
744
00:39:37,120 --> 00:39:41,020
like They don't have much food. Yes, but
they actually have like the servings are
745
00:39:41,020 --> 00:39:42,600
huge. It's crazy.
746
00:39:43,320 --> 00:39:47,340
I don't know you like it right great Jen
do you mind if we can we talk in the
747
00:39:47,340 --> 00:39:51,930
kitchen? Sorry to tell me about the
food. Okay. Yeah Sorry, he's just going
748
00:39:51,930 --> 00:39:52,930
to help me out for something, Gary.
749
00:39:53,330 --> 00:39:54,890
Why don't you sit down on the couch?
750
00:39:55,230 --> 00:39:56,630
You can turn the TV on.
751
00:39:56,950 --> 00:39:59,430
You know, make yourself comfortable.
We'll be back in just a sec, all right?
752
00:39:59,810 --> 00:40:00,810
Yeah.
753
00:40:02,530 --> 00:40:03,530
What?
754
00:40:04,730 --> 00:40:06,130
What's going on? Who is that?
755
00:40:07,270 --> 00:40:08,270
That's Gary.
756
00:40:08,530 --> 00:40:09,910
He's going to be our dinner guest
tonight.
757
00:40:10,390 --> 00:40:13,110
And I thought, you know, he could use a
hot meal and a hot shower.
758
00:40:13,830 --> 00:40:15,590
And I just want to... Why?
759
00:40:16,030 --> 00:40:20,330
Because I'd like to move some things
along and get some stuff done.
760
00:40:21,350 --> 00:40:26,210
And I'm the person to do it, it seems.
So I'm just gonna... So why don't you go
761
00:40:26,210 --> 00:40:29,010
and keep Gary company while I finish up
dinner, right?
762
00:40:29,610 --> 00:40:31,310
Uh... Go, go.
763
00:40:31,570 --> 00:40:35,990
We never talked about this. Doesn't
matter. Just go keep Gary company. Chat
764
00:40:35,990 --> 00:40:37,390
with him. He's really nice, actually.
765
00:40:38,070 --> 00:40:39,070
So go.
766
00:40:39,190 --> 00:40:41,510
I'm gonna stay in here and get things
done.
767
00:40:41,730 --> 00:40:44,170
Yeah. And I'm gonna get dinner done.
Yeah. Okay?
768
00:40:45,950 --> 00:40:47,090
You'll be great, I promise.
769
00:40:49,210 --> 00:40:51,070
Hey! Hey, where'd you get these
coasters?
770
00:40:51,470 --> 00:40:52,468
They're really cool.
771
00:40:52,470 --> 00:40:56,530
Uh, I think my mom gave them to us. All
right. They're made of, like, glass or
772
00:40:56,530 --> 00:40:57,530
something?
773
00:40:58,550 --> 00:40:59,550
Oh, man.
774
00:41:00,470 --> 00:41:06,230
This pork is, like, is just right. It's,
I don't know what you did about it or
775
00:41:06,230 --> 00:41:07,410
with it or whatever.
776
00:41:07,610 --> 00:41:11,210
It's, like, I don't know, it's, like,
soft on the inside, but, like, not gross
777
00:41:11,210 --> 00:41:12,610
soft, but, like, a good soft.
778
00:41:14,330 --> 00:41:18,450
It's a shame, though, there's, like,
pork is so good and only, like...
779
00:41:18,879 --> 00:41:19,879
I don't know.
780
00:41:20,160 --> 00:41:24,740
Some people eat it. Like, there's, you
know, like, some religions or whatever,
781
00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:27,060
they're just like, no, I don't want any.
I don't know why.
782
00:41:28,040 --> 00:41:29,420
But, I don't know.
783
00:41:29,920 --> 00:41:30,920
It's good. It's good.
784
00:41:31,240 --> 00:41:34,300
Good stuff. Those people are missing
out. Sweetie, you're not eating.
785
00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:36,460
Is there something wrong with your pork
chop?
786
00:41:37,180 --> 00:41:40,620
Uh, no, I just had a late lunch is all.
787
00:41:40,980 --> 00:41:43,080
Oh. It's a shame, man. It's good stuff.
788
00:41:45,300 --> 00:41:46,300
Just not hungry.
789
00:41:47,280 --> 00:41:48,280
Is all.
790
00:41:49,170 --> 00:41:52,630
You know what I think you need, I know
what I need, is a glass of wine.
791
00:41:53,050 --> 00:41:54,050
Gary, wine?
792
00:41:55,570 --> 00:41:56,670
Come on, you know you want it.
793
00:41:57,010 --> 00:41:58,450
Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's do it.
794
00:41:58,650 --> 00:42:00,950
Great, great. Farhang, wine is, I know
you want wine.
795
00:42:03,450 --> 00:42:04,650
Sure. Perfect, perfect.
796
00:42:05,350 --> 00:42:08,710
Gary, would you do me a huge favor and
hold the camera for me while I grab us
797
00:42:08,710 --> 00:42:09,770
some libations, please?
798
00:42:10,930 --> 00:42:13,610
Okay, for using it in the movie, or?
799
00:42:13,850 --> 00:42:15,950
Yeah, yeah, I really want to see your
perspective.
800
00:42:16,330 --> 00:42:17,690
Okay, I'll give it a shot.
801
00:42:18,300 --> 00:42:19,500
Do you remember where the Zoom is?
802
00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:20,698
Yeah, I think so.
803
00:42:20,700 --> 00:42:21,700
In focus? I think so.
804
00:42:21,940 --> 00:42:22,940
You'll be fine.
805
00:42:23,640 --> 00:42:25,140
Farhang in the film.
806
00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:29,480
Yeah? Yeah, he's like a leading role.
Leading role.
807
00:42:30,100 --> 00:42:37,040
Uh, so like, what's your plan for how to
end the movie? Or do you, I guess you
808
00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:42,200
can't really plan it. It's like a, when
you make a documentary, it's just sort
809
00:42:42,200 --> 00:42:46,520
of half. It's not really my movie. It's
more her thing.
810
00:42:49,230 --> 00:42:50,310
That's for you, Gary.
811
00:42:51,490 --> 00:42:52,830
Here you go, sweetheart. Thanks.
812
00:42:53,070 --> 00:42:54,450
Thanks. Here.
813
00:42:54,710 --> 00:42:56,910
I can take the camera back from you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
814
00:42:57,950 --> 00:43:00,210
Cheers, gents. Gary, here's to your
health.
815
00:43:00,650 --> 00:43:01,549
Oh, yeah.
816
00:43:01,550 --> 00:43:05,830
I mean, I should... You guys are
hosting, so I should maybe do something,
817
00:43:05,990 --> 00:43:08,170
like say a cheers or whatever, or a
toast.
818
00:43:08,510 --> 00:43:09,690
That's really sweet of you, Gary. Go
ahead.
819
00:43:09,990 --> 00:43:10,990
Yeah.
820
00:43:11,230 --> 00:43:17,310
So I was just thinking, like, you know,
it's pretty cool how, like, you know...
821
00:43:17,820 --> 00:43:22,240
A lot of people, they don't really...
You guys treated me like family. Like,
822
00:43:22,240 --> 00:43:26,380
Farhang's been really nice, and that's
cool.
823
00:43:27,300 --> 00:43:31,300
And just, like, you know, most people
don't treat you like family. Me and
824
00:43:31,300 --> 00:43:34,000
Kenny were always saying how, like, at
the shelter, they just kind of move you
825
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:35,840
through and check a box, and they're
just like, yeah, okay.
826
00:43:36,360 --> 00:43:39,480
So, yeah, thanks. Thanks to you guys.
827
00:43:39,780 --> 00:43:40,780
Thanks.
828
00:43:40,940 --> 00:43:42,560
Cheers. Cheers, Gary.
829
00:43:43,520 --> 00:43:44,520
Awesome.
830
00:43:47,690 --> 00:43:48,690
How's that wine treating you?
831
00:43:50,510 --> 00:43:51,510
It's good, yeah.
832
00:43:51,930 --> 00:43:53,730
Great. Good wine. Really good wine.
833
00:43:54,510 --> 00:43:56,390
Well, there's a whole other bottle where
that came from.
834
00:43:56,790 --> 00:43:58,350
Nice. Please, drink your fill.
835
00:43:58,750 --> 00:44:02,170
Oh. Farhang, it's rude not to drink at a
toast, sweetie.
836
00:44:07,770 --> 00:44:09,370
You know why people cheers?
837
00:44:10,030 --> 00:44:14,490
It's actually a show of faith that when
you clink your glasses together, you get
838
00:44:14,490 --> 00:44:17,910
some of your wine into their cup and
they get some of theirs into yours as a
839
00:44:17,910 --> 00:44:19,890
show of faith that you're not actually
poisoning them.
840
00:44:20,330 --> 00:44:22,950
Oh. Isn't that cool? That's where
cheersing comes from. Cool.
841
00:44:23,170 --> 00:44:25,070
Yeah. Cool. Give it a shot.
842
00:44:25,870 --> 00:44:27,990
So drink up, Farhang. We did our show of
faith.
843
00:44:28,430 --> 00:44:29,790
It's not like she poisoned your wine.
844
00:44:30,270 --> 00:44:32,650
That is really good.
845
00:44:33,970 --> 00:44:35,710
You're not going to have any? I mean,
like, she...
846
00:44:35,950 --> 00:44:39,890
Farhang drink up. I don't mean like I
don't know. This is your meal. So it's
847
00:44:39,890 --> 00:44:46,370
Listen it's getting kind of late You
must be getting tired
848
00:44:46,370 --> 00:44:51,550
How about I can I can take you over to a
hotel I can get you a room.
849
00:44:51,930 --> 00:44:58,770
Yeah To stay overnight and sure yeah, I
mean don't worry
850
00:44:58,770 --> 00:45:03,520
about it. I know that it's like It's a
lot of stuff to deal with. Gary, please,
851
00:45:03,660 --> 00:45:07,560
no. He didn't mean it. I wake up early
for work, and I don't want you to have
852
00:45:07,560 --> 00:45:09,860
to do stuff early in the morning. You
guys have already done a lot. Gary, no,
853
00:45:09,880 --> 00:45:13,880
please, please, Gary, please sit down.
Farhang, that is insane, incredibly
854
00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:15,080
far... Please, please,
855
00:45:15,940 --> 00:45:18,360
please. You can't leave without having
dessert. I made pie.
856
00:45:19,340 --> 00:45:20,800
Gary, sit, please.
857
00:45:21,880 --> 00:45:24,480
I mean... Please at least stay for
dessert, okay, please?
858
00:45:24,780 --> 00:45:25,780
I...
859
00:45:26,029 --> 00:45:30,510
Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry he didn't mean it.
He's just cranky after a long day at
860
00:45:30,510 --> 00:45:32,570
work sweetie. Will you help me with
dessert, please?
861
00:45:33,810 --> 00:45:34,810
No
862
00:45:55,920 --> 00:45:57,920
I'm just getting the ball rolling. I'm
running for it. You can't just bring
863
00:45:57,920 --> 00:45:58,718
this on me.
864
00:45:58,720 --> 00:46:03,880
Jen, you can't just bring someone home
and poison them and leave them in our
865
00:46:03,880 --> 00:46:05,640
house. Farring, I didn't poison him.
866
00:46:06,480 --> 00:46:09,660
I didn't poison him. Well, I can't do
this. I can't do this today.
867
00:46:10,340 --> 00:46:12,700
Fine. You're right. I didn't tell you.
So what?
868
00:46:14,100 --> 00:46:16,860
Screw it. Let's just have some dessert.
869
00:46:17,660 --> 00:46:19,720
And then we'll send Gary on his way.
870
00:46:20,180 --> 00:46:21,180
Did you poison...
871
00:46:43,630 --> 00:46:46,690
And we'll send Gary on his way. If you
still want to really get him a hotel
872
00:46:46,690 --> 00:46:48,790
room, you can get him a hotel room.
Okay? Give me the pot.
873
00:46:49,330 --> 00:46:52,650
I promise. I didn't poison the wine.
Give me the pot.
874
00:47:18,120 --> 00:47:20,640
What the fuck? You just fucking promised
me.
875
00:47:20,900 --> 00:47:23,380
One too many glasses of wine, Gary. Do
you want some pie? You just fucking
876
00:47:23,380 --> 00:47:25,180
promised me. Do you want some dessert,
Gary?
877
00:47:26,280 --> 00:47:29,020
You just lied to me. Baby, I told you I
didn't poison him.
878
00:47:29,380 --> 00:47:30,380
He's not poisoned.
879
00:47:30,660 --> 00:47:34,560
What the fuck is he doing? He's dead.
No, he's not. Look, he's breathing. He's
880
00:47:34,560 --> 00:47:35,560
perfectly alive and well.
881
00:47:35,820 --> 00:47:36,820
He's asleep.
882
00:47:37,440 --> 00:47:38,419
Aren't you, Gary?
883
00:47:38,420 --> 00:47:39,420
You're just a little sleepy.
884
00:47:40,540 --> 00:47:41,660
You're sleepy, Gary.
885
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:43,740
I can't do this. You look so peaceful.
886
00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:49,820
Farhang, it's fine. It's fine. We are so
prepared for this. Why did you bring a
887
00:47:49,820 --> 00:47:51,600
stranger into our house? Farhang.
888
00:47:52,520 --> 00:47:55,480
I didn't poison him. I knocked him out.
889
00:47:55,720 --> 00:48:01,380
There's a huge difference. I wouldn't
poison some random... Farhang, yes you
890
00:48:01,380 --> 00:48:08,260
can. We have been preparing... Shut up.
Shut the f*** up. Farhang, shut
891
00:48:08,260 --> 00:48:13,570
the f*** up. We have been... Shut the
f*** up. We have been preparing for this
892
00:48:13,570 --> 00:48:15,650
for months. You are not taking this away
from me, okay?
893
00:48:16,370 --> 00:48:19,550
No, sit. I'm not fucking doing this. Get
over there. I'm not fucking doing this.
894
00:48:19,550 --> 00:48:22,070
Farhang. I'm not doing this. Farhang,
what are you going to do? Are you just
895
00:48:22,070 --> 00:48:23,590
going to leave this guy in our house?
896
00:48:23,810 --> 00:48:25,790
I'm not fucking doing this. I'm getting
out of this house. Farhang, you're going
897
00:48:25,790 --> 00:48:29,650
to leave this guy in our house to wake
up or call the cops.
898
00:48:30,170 --> 00:48:33,490
Farhang, get the fuck over there. I'm
ruining my fucking life. I can't fucking
899
00:48:33,490 --> 00:48:36,030
do this. Get over there. I'm not fucking
touching him. Put him in the fucking
900
00:48:36,030 --> 00:48:37,730
basement. I'm not touching him. Put him
in the goddamn basement. Get the fuck
901
00:48:37,730 --> 00:48:41,590
away from me. Farhang. You lied to me. I
didn't lie. You lied to me!
902
00:48:42,850 --> 00:48:44,530
We're ready for this. Get him up!
903
00:48:45,510 --> 00:48:46,510
Get him up!
904
00:48:48,350 --> 00:48:51,710
For f*** sake, being crying about this.
905
00:48:52,470 --> 00:48:54,210
Acting like this is coming out of
goddamn nowhere.
906
00:48:54,510 --> 00:48:55,710
I can't f***ing do this.
907
00:48:56,590 --> 00:48:57,590
Get up.
908
00:48:58,230 --> 00:48:59,230
Get the arm.
909
00:48:59,290 --> 00:49:00,290
Okay? Get it.
910
00:49:00,610 --> 00:49:02,010
Get it. Stop crying.
911
00:49:07,550 --> 00:49:09,530
See, this is why I need your f***ing
help.
912
00:49:42,540 --> 00:49:43,540
Not my first choice.
913
00:49:44,820 --> 00:49:46,260
But you will do.
914
00:49:46,600 --> 00:49:47,600
Beautiful.
915
00:49:48,780 --> 00:49:50,040
Hey babe, do you have everything?
916
00:49:51,760 --> 00:49:53,000
No. Good.
917
00:49:55,520 --> 00:49:59,100
Hey Gary.
918
00:50:01,060 --> 00:50:02,200
Rise and shine.
919
00:50:03,980 --> 00:50:05,500
Wake up, wake up, wake up.
920
00:50:06,320 --> 00:50:07,380
Wake up, Gary.
921
00:50:14,899 --> 00:50:16,580
Hey, Gary. What are you waiting for?
922
00:50:16,800 --> 00:50:19,420
He has to be awake. He has to know. Hi,
Gary.
923
00:50:20,440 --> 00:50:21,440
Morning.
924
00:50:21,780 --> 00:50:24,080
Wake up. Shh, shh, shh. Hey, hey, no,
it's okay, it's okay.
925
00:50:24,420 --> 00:50:25,420
Remember me?
926
00:50:25,700 --> 00:50:26,720
Jen, the camera?
927
00:50:27,580 --> 00:50:29,240
This big director lady?
928
00:50:29,540 --> 00:50:31,000
I'm making a movie, remember?
929
00:50:31,400 --> 00:50:33,200
Shh, shh, shh. It's okay, it's okay.
930
00:50:33,880 --> 00:50:35,460
I told you you'd be my star.
931
00:50:35,680 --> 00:50:39,000
Remember me? With the camera? Shh, shh,
shh. Gary, Gary, Gary, shh.
932
00:50:39,320 --> 00:50:40,320
Listen to me.
933
00:50:41,040 --> 00:50:42,500
Gary, shh, shh.
934
00:50:43,120 --> 00:50:44,120
Gary.
935
00:50:44,270 --> 00:50:46,450
Look at me, look at me, look at me. Look
at me, look at me.
936
00:50:46,690 --> 00:50:48,030
Hi. It's okay.
937
00:50:48,390 --> 00:50:49,390
It's all right.
938
00:50:50,090 --> 00:50:54,470
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's a great
thing that you're doing. It's... No,
939
00:50:54,530 --> 00:50:55,810
shh. No,
940
00:50:57,530 --> 00:51:00,090
shh. Farhan, Farhan, you can take the
camera.
941
00:51:00,570 --> 00:51:01,570
Now.
942
00:51:01,930 --> 00:51:03,750
Can you take the damn camera?
943
00:51:04,650 --> 00:51:06,730
For God's sake, take the fucking camera.
944
00:51:07,950 --> 00:51:08,950
Take the camera.
945
00:51:08,970 --> 00:51:10,990
Take the camera. Hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey.
946
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:28,120
I can't. I can't. Stop. Stop. I can't. I
can't.
947
00:51:28,640 --> 00:51:30,440
I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't.
948
00:51:30,740 --> 00:51:31,740
I can't.
949
00:51:58,049 --> 00:51:59,650
Put the camera down, I need your help!
950
00:52:00,070 --> 00:52:01,070
Can you help me, please?
951
00:52:26,540 --> 00:52:27,840
Keep it down so hard it won't come out.
952
00:52:30,680 --> 00:52:31,680
Babe, we did it.
953
00:52:33,120 --> 00:52:34,120
Come here.
954
00:52:35,980 --> 00:52:36,980
Come here.
955
00:53:22,100 --> 00:53:23,240
Okay. Now the hard part.
956
00:53:28,200 --> 00:53:29,200
Whoa.
957
00:53:30,320 --> 00:53:32,580
So they don't call it dead weight for
nothing.
958
00:53:33,100 --> 00:53:35,600
We've learned. What have we learned
today? Can you be careful with the
959
00:53:35,600 --> 00:53:36,600
knife? Yeah, yes.
960
00:53:37,060 --> 00:53:38,060
Yes.
961
00:53:38,220 --> 00:53:39,600
This is a tool, mother boy.
962
00:53:40,360 --> 00:53:41,360
Gary's a big boy.
963
00:53:41,720 --> 00:53:42,720
Aren't you, Gary?
964
00:53:43,360 --> 00:53:44,360
You're doing a good job.
965
00:53:44,480 --> 00:53:48,920
So, we're gonna bleed him out now.
966
00:53:49,630 --> 00:53:53,350
I imagine it's something like sticking a
pig. Never stuck a pig before.
967
00:53:53,850 --> 00:53:56,010
But it's like prom night for murder.
968
00:53:56,390 --> 00:53:59,030
Gary, you're taking my kill virginity.
I'm stoked.
969
00:53:59,810 --> 00:54:00,810
Babe,
970
00:54:01,350 --> 00:54:04,930
could you go down so I can get all that
brutal glory? I'm so excited.
971
00:54:05,650 --> 00:54:06,650
Are you ready, Gary?
972
00:54:09,610 --> 00:54:15,370
Oh, that's awesome.
973
00:54:16,210 --> 00:54:18,030
This is goodbye, babe. Goodbye. Good
job.
974
00:54:18,710 --> 00:54:19,750
All right, cool. Give me the camera.
975
00:54:20,350 --> 00:54:21,570
Switch. What? Switch.
976
00:54:22,490 --> 00:54:23,490
Fucking switch. No.
977
00:54:24,230 --> 00:54:25,230
What do you mean, no?
978
00:54:25,630 --> 00:54:29,810
I... Why don't you... You can just do
it. Don't be such a baby. I bled him out
979
00:54:29,810 --> 00:54:32,890
from the neck. Yeah, you can do the
rest. Take the saber saw. Just grab it
980
00:54:32,890 --> 00:54:33,970
and you... You practice.
981
00:54:34,170 --> 00:54:37,350
Don't be such a baby. It's easy. You
just press the button and it works. Oh,
982
00:54:37,350 --> 00:54:38,350
my God.
983
00:54:53,970 --> 00:54:54,970
Okay,
984
00:54:56,370 --> 00:55:02,030
just stay here, stay quiet, and I will
be right back, okay? Take the camera.
985
00:55:05,650 --> 00:55:06,650
All right?
986
00:55:21,020 --> 00:55:22,080
This is his picture.
987
00:55:22,660 --> 00:55:24,200
But an adorable kitty.
988
00:55:24,640 --> 00:55:25,740
How long has he been missing?
989
00:55:26,280 --> 00:55:29,500
Yesterday night he went out and didn't
come back today morning.
990
00:55:29,800 --> 00:55:32,800
Oh, honey, I'm so sorry to hear that.
You know, I had the cutest little thing
991
00:55:32,800 --> 00:55:36,180
that looked just like that when I was a
kid. I was devastated when he ran away.
992
00:55:36,720 --> 00:55:41,580
He's all day walking around and, you
know, these cars that are driving so
993
00:55:41,580 --> 00:55:44,560
fast and these dogs and all these
around.
994
00:55:44,940 --> 00:55:48,560
Well, I haven't seen him. I'll ask my
husband when he gets back. Thank you.
995
00:55:48,600 --> 00:55:49,600
Paldies.
996
00:55:50,740 --> 00:55:53,580
Of course, we'll keep an eye out for
him. I'm sure he'll come back
997
00:55:53,580 --> 00:55:55,520
eventually. Thank you, thank you, thank
you so much.
998
00:55:55,800 --> 00:55:56,800
Have a good night, sweetie.
999
00:55:57,240 --> 00:55:58,240
Bye-bye.
1000
00:56:05,620 --> 00:56:06,620
How'd that go?
1001
00:56:08,300 --> 00:56:09,300
How'd it go? How'd it go?
1002
00:56:10,100 --> 00:56:12,280
Relax, babe. Some old lady just lost her
cat.
1003
00:56:12,830 --> 00:56:16,890
And he was just the cutest little thing.
Little white mittens and little black
1004
00:56:16,890 --> 00:56:19,810
face. Did she see any blood? Did she
suspect anything? You had blood on your
1005
00:56:19,810 --> 00:56:20,810
collar.
1006
00:56:20,830 --> 00:56:22,590
I wrapped up.
1007
00:56:23,070 --> 00:56:26,050
No blood on my hands. Nothing up my
sleeve.
1008
00:56:26,790 --> 00:56:27,870
Babe, calm down.
1009
00:56:28,070 --> 00:56:29,350
She was just looking for her cat, okay?
1010
00:56:30,390 --> 00:56:32,730
Cat's long gone. Why don't I take over
from here?
1011
00:56:33,070 --> 00:56:34,290
You can hold the camera.
1012
00:56:34,710 --> 00:56:36,050
And I will finish this.
1013
00:56:36,430 --> 00:56:37,890
Okay? Yeah?
1014
00:56:55,690 --> 00:56:56,690
really well, right?
1015
00:56:56,850 --> 00:56:57,850
Don't you?
1016
00:57:00,510 --> 00:57:01,510
It's not done yet.
1017
00:57:02,130 --> 00:57:04,130
No, I'm feeling good. I'm good about
this. We're good.
1018
00:57:05,470 --> 00:57:06,470
We got it done.
1019
00:57:06,750 --> 00:57:07,750
It's not done.
1020
00:57:08,550 --> 00:57:10,590
Well, almost. I mean, it's just like the
last little bit.
1021
00:57:13,130 --> 00:57:16,230
Come on, babe. We should be proud of
ourselves. We're not out of the woods
1022
00:57:16,230 --> 00:57:17,230
yet.
1023
00:57:19,130 --> 00:57:20,830
No, we're going into the woods.
1024
00:57:40,080 --> 00:57:41,080
Can you help me?
1025
00:57:41,200 --> 00:57:43,380
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Put the key out.
Sorry, okay, okay, sorry.
1026
00:57:54,740 --> 00:57:55,740
Okay? Yep.
1027
00:58:19,299 --> 00:58:21,900
You're doing such a good job, babe. Look
how fucking strong you are.
1028
00:58:23,640 --> 00:58:26,240
Keep an eye out for poison ivy, too, eh?
I'm pretty sure it's bad in there.
1029
00:59:10,280 --> 00:59:11,280
Oh.
1030
00:59:12,320 --> 00:59:14,500
Close it.
1031
00:59:16,080 --> 00:59:17,980
Try some fucking dogs or something.
1032
00:59:19,200 --> 00:59:21,500
Can you turn the light right? Yeah,
yeah.
1033
00:59:28,980 --> 00:59:29,980
Fuck.
1034
00:59:40,029 --> 00:59:41,029
Good job, babe.
1035
00:59:41,670 --> 00:59:42,670
You're doing great.
1036
00:59:45,010 --> 00:59:46,010
Fuck.
1037
00:59:49,570 --> 00:59:51,450
You okay?
1038
00:59:52,190 --> 00:59:53,190
What's the matter? What happened?
1039
00:59:53,410 --> 00:59:54,410
What's wrong?
1040
00:59:54,610 --> 00:59:55,610
What's wrong?
1041
00:59:55,630 --> 00:59:56,850
Nothing. Can you help me?
1042
00:59:57,190 --> 00:59:58,550
Put the camera down and help me.
1043
00:59:58,850 --> 01:00:01,810
Babe, I'm documenting the process. It's
gonna take all night if you're just
1044
01:00:01,810 --> 01:00:02,810
filming the whole thing.
1045
01:00:03,530 --> 01:00:06,730
Can you just fucking put the camera down
so we can dig a hole? This is gonna take
1046
01:00:06,730 --> 01:00:07,709
all night.
1047
01:00:07,710 --> 01:00:11,700
Okay. Jeez, okay, no, babe, but, like,
just, can I get, just get a little bit
1048
01:00:11,700 --> 01:00:14,220
more of you digging, like, a little bit
more of you digging? No, no, you can't.
1049
01:00:14,460 --> 01:00:17,540
No, you f***ing can't. Turn off the
f***ing camera. We need to dig this
1050
01:00:17,540 --> 01:00:18,540
f***ing hole.
1051
01:00:19,760 --> 01:00:22,880
You f***ing blow my f***ing shoulder
out. Shh, stop yelling at me, okay?
1052
01:00:23,100 --> 01:00:25,820
I'm not f***ing yelling. Put the f***ing
camera down. Turn it off. Okay, okay. Is
1053
01:00:25,820 --> 01:00:26,299
it off?
1054
01:00:26,300 --> 01:00:27,820
Turn it off. Okay, turning it off.
1055
01:00:28,220 --> 01:00:30,660
I'm turning it off. I'm turning it off.
I'm putting it down. Just calm down.
1056
01:00:30,760 --> 01:00:31,760
Relax. Is it off?
1057
01:00:31,980 --> 01:00:33,900
Yes, it's off. It's down. Relax, okay?
1058
01:00:34,460 --> 01:00:36,480
Just let me, I don't want to put it
somewhere. I don't want to kick it or
1059
01:00:36,480 --> 01:00:37,580
lose it.
1060
01:00:37,870 --> 01:00:38,870
In the dark.
1061
01:00:38,970 --> 01:00:40,610
It stinks. God damn it.
1062
01:00:40,950 --> 01:00:42,470
Yeah, geez, Gary, you're a smelly man.
1063
01:00:42,790 --> 01:00:43,609
Come on.
1064
01:00:43,610 --> 01:00:44,930
I'm helping. Can you grab the shovel?
1065
01:00:47,170 --> 01:00:48,170
Make it a lean slap.
1066
01:00:52,010 --> 01:00:53,770
This isn't that hard.
1067
01:01:33,740 --> 01:01:34,740
All fresh and clean?
1068
01:01:36,300 --> 01:01:37,300
Huh?
1069
01:01:48,220 --> 01:01:49,220
Boring.
1070
01:01:52,960 --> 01:01:53,960
Boring.
1071
01:02:03,530 --> 01:02:06,790
Well, yeah, there's a couple of little
things to get rid of. I have to burn the
1072
01:02:06,790 --> 01:02:09,330
clothes and I'm probably going to do
another run at the bathroom.
1073
01:02:10,210 --> 01:02:11,830
Probably pick up some more bleach at the
store.
1074
01:03:01,200 --> 01:03:01,820
Cheers, Gary
1075
01:03:01,820 --> 01:03:14,560
You
1076
01:03:14,560 --> 01:03:26,800
like
1077
01:03:26,800 --> 01:03:27,800
the pork, Gary?
1078
01:03:28,200 --> 01:03:32,760
Yeah? This is some great pork, you know?
It's squishy, but not gross squishy on
1079
01:03:32,760 --> 01:03:33,760
the inside, you know?
1080
01:03:34,240 --> 01:03:35,240
You like the wine, Gary?
1081
01:03:35,780 --> 01:03:36,820
Good wine? Yeah?
1082
01:03:37,340 --> 01:03:40,980
Yeah? Yeah, this is the best wine I've
ever had.
1083
01:03:41,480 --> 01:03:43,960
I think I'd like to make a cheers to you
guys.
1084
01:03:44,380 --> 01:03:47,440
You know, you take me into your house
and you treat me like family.
1085
01:03:49,100 --> 01:03:51,700
You know, Farhang, why aren't you eating
your dinner here?
1086
01:03:52,960 --> 01:03:53,960
Poor bastard.
1087
01:04:03,980 --> 01:04:05,120
Hey. How are we?
1088
01:04:06,860 --> 01:04:08,580
Not bad. Good. Good day.
1089
01:04:08,800 --> 01:04:10,000
I got lots done today.
1090
01:04:12,780 --> 01:04:13,780
Yeah.
1091
01:04:14,180 --> 01:04:15,320
Don't you want to hear what I did?
1092
01:04:16,740 --> 01:04:17,740
Go ahead.
1093
01:04:18,160 --> 01:04:23,640
I did another once-over of the bathroom,
and it is spotless.
1094
01:04:23,960 --> 01:04:25,860
And I...
1095
01:04:26,870 --> 01:04:33,370
Checked the basement for hair and blood
traces, and I burned the clothes, and I
1096
01:04:33,370 --> 01:04:35,130
made a necklace out of Gary's teeth.
1097
01:04:37,190 --> 01:04:38,190
Oh, there he is.
1098
01:04:39,170 --> 01:04:41,830
I've done more cleaning the basement
than I think I have since we moved in
1099
01:04:41,830 --> 01:04:42,830
here.
1100
01:04:44,750 --> 01:04:45,750
Okay. Yeah.
1101
01:04:47,810 --> 01:04:48,970
You didn't grab a beer from me?
1102
01:04:50,990 --> 01:04:52,310
I'm joking, I'm joking. What are you
doing?
1103
01:04:52,950 --> 01:04:54,090
What do you mean, what am I doing?
1104
01:04:59,600 --> 01:05:02,040
I thought this was over. Well, we still
have it. We did everything, no?
1105
01:05:02,360 --> 01:05:03,360
Yeah.
1106
01:05:04,320 --> 01:05:07,560
Doesn't mean we can't play with it and
use it. Yeah, but this is over. It's...
1107
01:05:07,560 --> 01:05:08,560
This whole thing?
1108
01:05:09,440 --> 01:05:11,060
Babe. Okay? Hey, careful!
1109
01:05:11,400 --> 01:05:13,740
Why don't you understand that I don't
want to see it right now? You can't
1110
01:05:13,740 --> 01:05:15,660
piece together why I'm uncomfortable
with it?
1111
01:05:16,040 --> 01:05:20,760
I want to get the after effect, the...
Please put the camera away. Please put
1112
01:05:20,760 --> 01:05:22,080
the camera away. Pardon? Please put the
camera away.
1113
01:05:22,480 --> 01:05:23,720
Promise me that it's over.
1114
01:05:24,680 --> 01:05:25,680
Okay, I promise.
1115
01:05:26,280 --> 01:05:28,180
I promise. We can go back to normal.
Yeah.
1116
01:05:28,760 --> 01:05:30,240
Okay. We'll go back to normal.
1117
01:06:06,420 --> 01:06:07,420
Really, buddy?
1118
01:06:17,600 --> 01:06:18,600
Hey!
1119
01:06:19,280 --> 01:06:20,280
Hey.
1120
01:06:21,700 --> 01:06:22,700
How's it going, babe?
1121
01:06:23,920 --> 01:06:24,920
Not bad.
1122
01:06:32,720 --> 01:06:33,760
Do you need something?
1123
01:06:40,110 --> 01:06:41,110
How the fuck do you have that?
1124
01:06:42,150 --> 01:06:43,150
What do you mean?
1125
01:06:43,710 --> 01:06:44,710
Don't give me that.
1126
01:06:44,770 --> 01:06:46,550
Why do you have the camera in your hand?
1127
01:06:47,350 --> 01:06:48,950
Were you outside with the camera right
now?
1128
01:06:49,910 --> 01:06:51,170
Yeah. Why?
1129
01:06:51,530 --> 01:06:53,710
Why do you need the camera outside for a
walk?
1130
01:06:53,990 --> 01:06:55,650
Didn't you just say we were done with
this?
1131
01:06:56,550 --> 01:06:59,370
Babe, it's just... Why are you pointing
the camera at me? Okay, fine.
1132
01:06:59,570 --> 01:07:01,250
You just said that we were done filming.
1133
01:07:01,490 --> 01:07:04,150
Fine. Fine. Careful. You're going to
break it. Stop. You just said we were
1134
01:07:04,150 --> 01:07:08,350
done. Listen to me, okay? We went
through every step of your disgusting
1135
01:07:08,350 --> 01:07:09,650
plan. All right?
1136
01:07:10,030 --> 01:07:12,790
We did every thing that you asked me to.
1137
01:07:13,770 --> 01:07:15,310
And I asked you for one thing.
1138
01:07:17,950 --> 01:07:18,950
You fine?
1139
01:07:19,710 --> 01:07:23,150
You feel really proud of what you did
the other day? Tell me what you did.
1140
01:07:24,750 --> 01:07:25,750
What we did?
1141
01:07:26,310 --> 01:07:29,990
What we did, Farhang? Yeah, what you
made me do when I followed through. You
1142
01:07:29,990 --> 01:07:32,670
feel good about what you did? I feel
fine. That innocent homeless,
1143
01:07:33,770 --> 01:07:38,090
did nothing wrong in his life. I didn't
want to kill Gary. He was not my first
1144
01:07:38,090 --> 01:07:43,860
choice. So it's my fucking fault? So I
wanted to... Don't you fucking put that
1145
01:07:43,860 --> 01:07:46,600
shit on me. I wanted to... Don't you
fucking put that shit on me. Fine, I
1146
01:07:46,600 --> 01:07:48,340
wanted to kill somebody who wasn't
innocent. As if I fucking made us do
1147
01:07:48,340 --> 01:07:51,840
this. Gary was a nice guy and I liked
him. I didn't want to kill him. He
1148
01:07:51,840 --> 01:07:53,120
didn't deserve to die. There was an
asshole out there. But you fucking
1149
01:07:53,120 --> 01:07:56,360
decided that we have to commit murder
now. There was an asshole out there who
1150
01:07:56,360 --> 01:07:57,960
deserved to die, but you wouldn't let
him.
1151
01:07:58,300 --> 01:07:59,300
No, he doesn't either.
1152
01:08:00,680 --> 01:08:01,680
Babe, please. We're done.
1153
01:08:02,460 --> 01:08:04,100
Please just come here. We're done. Stop
it.
1154
01:08:04,380 --> 01:08:05,380
We're done.
1155
01:08:05,500 --> 01:08:06,800
What? Promise me.
1156
01:08:07,720 --> 01:08:08,720
Tell me we're done.
1157
01:08:09,080 --> 01:08:13,280
We're done. Okay. Yeah. How am I
supposed to have a life with you?
1158
01:08:14,080 --> 01:08:20,020
I can't trust anything that you say the
one thing that I asked you for you
1159
01:08:20,020 --> 01:08:26,600
couldn't do The camera it's gone you
have it it's done. Okay, it's done just
1160
01:08:26,600 --> 01:08:33,540
Promise me. I promise just put it away
What it's gone it's
1161
01:08:33,540 --> 01:08:37,000
gone like your words mean nothing to me
1162
01:08:37,720 --> 01:08:38,720
Thank you.
1163
01:09:09,550 --> 01:09:13,310
I'm trying to be... Sorry, I got
completely carried away.
1164
01:09:18,189 --> 01:09:19,950
I'll try and do better, okay?
1165
01:09:20,970 --> 01:09:26,350
I just want... I just want everything to
go back to normal.
1166
01:09:28,590 --> 01:09:30,229
Yeah. No more filming.
1167
01:09:32,010 --> 01:09:34,130
No more cameras, no more craziness.
1168
01:09:35,490 --> 01:09:36,830
Things will get better, okay?
1169
01:09:44,840 --> 01:09:45,719
What was that?
1170
01:09:45,720 --> 01:09:46,720
What?
1171
01:09:47,580 --> 01:09:48,580
What are you looking at?
1172
01:09:48,859 --> 01:09:49,899
I'm not looking at anything.
1173
01:09:50,479 --> 01:09:51,479
Kiss me.
1174
01:09:51,760 --> 01:09:53,920
Brian. Come here and kiss me.
1175
01:09:54,320 --> 01:09:55,320
Stop.
1176
01:09:55,440 --> 01:09:57,960
Come on. Come here and take me. Come on.
Come on.
1177
01:09:58,200 --> 01:09:59,780
Stop. Stop. Stop. Don't do this, Brian.
1178
01:10:00,380 --> 01:10:01,259
What do you mean?
1179
01:10:01,260 --> 01:10:02,400
Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing.
1180
01:10:04,160 --> 01:10:06,960
Stop. Please stop. Don't leave me while
you're doing this.
1181
01:10:07,900 --> 01:10:08,900
Jennifer.
1182
01:10:23,050 --> 01:10:27,170
You know, one of the things that's
interesting, it's the older friends, in
1183
01:10:27,170 --> 01:10:28,750
most cases, that last the longest.
1184
01:10:29,510 --> 01:10:32,450
Oh, you got another one.
1185
01:10:33,370 --> 01:10:34,370
Thank you.
1186
01:10:36,210 --> 01:10:38,890
That's it, Jennifer. You just carry it
in there. That's it, kid.
1187
01:10:39,730 --> 01:10:40,730
Move it.
1188
01:10:44,080 --> 01:10:45,500
That's right. Light up a cigarette.
1189
01:10:46,740 --> 01:10:47,740
Jennifer.
1190
01:10:52,580 --> 01:10:53,580
Yes.
1191
01:10:55,060 --> 01:10:57,440
Good job.
1192
01:11:00,460 --> 01:11:01,460
Hello.
1193
01:11:09,000 --> 01:11:10,000
1983.
1194
01:11:10,720 --> 01:11:12,740
Good thing my mom didn't throw out this
camera.
1195
01:11:13,930 --> 01:11:19,750
and hopefully fur hang won't break you
to make up for the loss of my old toy
1196
01:11:19,750 --> 01:11:26,710
i've got a new one oh this is gonna be
so much
1197
01:11:26,710 --> 01:11:33,630
fun hello testing one two three we're
1198
01:11:33,630 --> 01:11:40,630
here to give mr rich man and his
girlfriend a
1199
01:11:40,630 --> 01:11:44,830
bit of a surprise a shock if you will
But you're going to wait here and watch
1200
01:11:44,830 --> 01:11:45,429
from a distance.
1201
01:11:45,430 --> 01:11:46,430
So don't blink.
1202
01:12:16,270 --> 01:12:21,670
Hi. Hi. Sorry to bother you, but I lost
my cat a little while back, and I'm just
1203
01:12:21,670 --> 01:12:25,030
in the area, and I wasn't sure if
anybody maybe had seen him or picked him
1204
01:12:25,030 --> 01:12:27,050
up. No, I haven't. It's just someone
here.
1205
01:12:27,290 --> 01:12:30,630
No, he's really sweet and small, and
he's black and white with a little
1206
01:12:30,630 --> 01:12:32,890
sneaker. I haven't seen him. No? No, I'm
sorry.
1207
01:12:33,150 --> 01:12:36,090
Geez, I'm sorry to bother you. Has
anybody in the house maybe seen him? Did
1208
01:12:36,090 --> 01:12:37,250
you see a cat, hon?
1209
01:12:38,210 --> 01:12:39,210
Cat? Cat?
1210
01:12:41,170 --> 01:12:42,230
What's all the noise over there?
1211
01:12:42,710 --> 01:12:44,710
Who the fuck are you? Remember me?
1212
01:12:45,290 --> 01:12:46,290
Do I know you?
1213
01:12:47,590 --> 01:12:49,330
Who's the cunt now?
1214
01:13:06,770 --> 01:13:07,770
Geez,
1215
01:13:11,330 --> 01:13:12,590
how long are you guys gonna be out? Wake
up.
1216
01:13:14,030 --> 01:13:15,030
Hey.
1217
01:13:15,550 --> 01:13:16,550
Wake up.
1218
01:13:16,890 --> 01:13:17,890
Hello.
1219
01:13:18,270 --> 01:13:19,270
Morning, son.
1220
01:13:19,510 --> 01:13:20,970
Richie, shut up. Shut up.
1221
01:13:21,670 --> 01:13:23,210
Yeah, me. Remember me?
1222
01:13:23,450 --> 01:13:24,450
Hi.
1223
01:13:25,430 --> 01:13:28,330
Shut up. Shut the f*** up. I will hit
you in the head with this f***ing
1224
01:13:28,330 --> 01:13:30,570
hammer. I will cave your f***ing head
in.
1225
01:13:32,330 --> 01:13:33,330
That's better.
1226
01:13:38,370 --> 01:13:39,610
Hey, hey, hey. I brought you a present.
1227
01:13:40,570 --> 01:13:41,830
Take a look around. You have company.
1228
01:13:43,810 --> 01:13:44,810
Yeah.
1229
01:13:45,130 --> 01:13:46,990
I picked a good one, though. She looks
fantastic.
1230
01:13:47,350 --> 01:13:49,330
She is gorgeous. Look at that.
1231
01:13:49,750 --> 01:13:51,730
Do you know what she looks like with a
ball gag in her mouth?
1232
01:13:53,890 --> 01:13:55,730
Trophy wife and a trophy girlfriend.
1233
01:13:57,430 --> 01:13:59,070
Get your hair so we can see that pretty
face.
1234
01:13:59,510 --> 01:14:00,510
Okay.
1235
01:14:07,930 --> 01:14:08,930
Got a little excited there.
1236
01:14:12,530 --> 01:14:13,870
And wake up.
1237
01:14:18,260 --> 01:14:21,480
and if you move around too much, I might
push the plunger and I don't really know
1238
01:14:21,480 --> 01:14:23,780
exactly what's gonna happen with
cleaning fluid in the human body.
1239
01:14:26,740 --> 01:14:27,740
Hey?
1240
01:14:28,620 --> 01:14:29,620
Hey, suit man.
1241
01:14:30,620 --> 01:14:31,620
Hey.
1242
01:14:32,080 --> 01:14:35,220
That's gotta be pretty traumatizing for
you. She died right on your back.
1243
01:14:36,600 --> 01:14:37,740
And right on your word.
1244
01:14:37,980 --> 01:14:41,500
Are you seriously crying and drooling
like a baby?
1245
01:14:45,510 --> 01:14:49,190
I'm... I... Given the circumstances, I
don't think I'm the bitch in this room
1246
01:14:49,190 --> 01:14:50,190
right now.
1247
01:14:53,230 --> 01:14:57,090
I didn't even think you were capable of
producing tears.
1248
01:14:58,250 --> 01:14:59,670
You must have really liked her.
1249
01:15:00,030 --> 01:15:05,070
Not nearly as much as you like yourself,
you piece of... You worthless piece
1250
01:15:05,070 --> 01:15:07,870
of... You did this yourself.
1251
01:15:26,960 --> 01:15:27,960
To your wife?
1252
01:15:29,260 --> 01:15:33,080
Or, you know, we can actually bring her
into the party. Have the two of you ever
1253
01:15:33,080 --> 01:15:34,019
met?
1254
01:15:34,020 --> 01:15:40,580
Have those two ever met? Would you
prefer me to use the hammer or the
1255
01:15:40,580 --> 01:15:41,580
syringe on her?
1256
01:15:43,940 --> 01:15:48,660
Do you want to get out of here?
1257
01:15:49,240 --> 01:15:50,320
Do you want to get out of here?
1258
01:15:51,760 --> 01:15:53,140
Then not another goddamn word.
1259
01:15:53,660 --> 01:15:55,660
Or I will smash your fucking head in
with this fucking hair.
1260
01:15:57,850 --> 01:15:59,690
You sit tight. I will be right back.
1261
01:16:00,310 --> 01:16:01,310
Hey, Mom.
1262
01:16:01,390 --> 01:16:02,390
Hey.
1263
01:16:02,750 --> 01:16:03,750
Hey, babe, I'm downstairs.
1264
01:16:05,130 --> 01:16:06,130
Sweetie?
1265
01:16:06,390 --> 01:16:07,390
Honey, I'm downstairs.
1266
01:16:07,650 --> 01:16:09,590
Come on down. Come on down. I have a
surprise for you.
1267
01:16:10,170 --> 01:16:11,810
Hey. What the f*** is that?
1268
01:16:12,030 --> 01:16:13,029
It's a camera.
1269
01:16:13,030 --> 01:16:15,550
You bought another camera? Come here. I
have something to show you. You bought
1270
01:16:15,550 --> 01:16:17,370
another f***ing camera? Come here. I'm
going to show you. No, seriously. I
1271
01:16:17,370 --> 01:16:20,070
thought this was over. I smashed the
first f***ing camera, and I'll break
1272
01:16:20,070 --> 01:16:22,690
this one, too. You're not going to touch
this f***ing camera. You can't buy that
1273
01:16:22,690 --> 01:16:23,690
camera. No.
1274
01:16:23,770 --> 01:16:26,050
What the f*** is going on? We can fix
it, babe.
1275
01:16:27,630 --> 01:16:29,750
What's wrong with her? What's wrong with
her? She's dead. That's what's wrong
1276
01:16:29,750 --> 01:16:30,750
with her. Oh, my God.
1277
01:16:30,850 --> 01:16:32,470
It's not like you don't know what this
looks like. Come on.
1278
01:16:32,690 --> 01:16:33,669
What are you doing?
1279
01:16:33,670 --> 01:16:36,330
Do you remember the guy that I told you
about that we were supposed to kill, not
1280
01:16:36,330 --> 01:16:40,790
Gary? I got him. What the f*** are you
doing? We killed Gary. We killed Gary.
1281
01:16:41,810 --> 01:16:43,190
Get these people out of my f***ing
house.
1282
01:16:43,510 --> 01:16:47,670
Get these people out of my house. I
can't do this. I cannot do this. We did
1283
01:16:47,670 --> 01:16:50,810
it. Get the f*** out of my face. We have
to do this right, Farhang.
1284
01:16:51,470 --> 01:16:54,970
I just want to do this right, and then
we can... It'll be like before. It'll be
1285
01:16:54,970 --> 01:16:56,070
fine. No, it won't.
1286
01:16:56,780 --> 01:17:00,860
No, it won't. Get these f***ing people
out of our house. This is our house.
1287
01:17:01,100 --> 01:17:05,260
This piece of s*** deserves to die. No,
he doesn't. Yes, he does. Shut the f***
1288
01:17:05,260 --> 01:17:09,560
up. Who the f*** are you to decide that?
This guy killed Gary, okay? You killed
1289
01:17:09,560 --> 01:17:13,180
Gary. No, we killed Gary. You f***ing
killed Gary. We killed Gary.
1290
01:17:13,700 --> 01:17:15,220
And it's this f***ing fault.
1291
01:17:16,240 --> 01:17:17,460
I did everything for you.
1292
01:17:17,720 --> 01:17:19,080
No, this is not true.
1293
01:17:19,500 --> 01:17:20,780
This would be doing everything.
1294
01:17:21,040 --> 01:17:23,540
And then it'll be better. I did
everything for you. It'll be better if
1295
01:17:23,540 --> 01:17:28,380
you just do it. I can't. No, I can't. I
can't do this. I can't. I can't. I
1296
01:17:28,380 --> 01:17:29,880
won't. I won't do this.
1297
01:17:30,120 --> 01:17:31,360
I won't do this.
1298
01:17:31,900 --> 01:17:38,420
I did all of the things that you asked
me to do for us. Please. We just need to
1299
01:17:38,420 --> 01:17:39,440
do it right and it'll go away.
1300
01:17:39,820 --> 01:17:42,040
We just need to do it right and it'll go
away. What are you going to do for me?
1301
01:17:42,160 --> 01:17:44,180
Because of this, we had to kill Gary.
1302
01:17:44,440 --> 01:17:47,320
Because of this, we had to kill Gary.
That was you.
1303
01:17:47,520 --> 01:17:51,240
You're the worst thing that's ever
happened in my life. Get that out of my
1304
01:17:51,240 --> 01:17:53,440
face. You need to do this. Get that out
of my face.
1305
01:17:54,840 --> 01:17:55,818
Call the police.
1306
01:17:55,820 --> 01:17:57,600
You'll call the police. Yes, I will.
1307
01:17:58,020 --> 01:17:59,020
Try me.
1308
01:17:59,180 --> 01:18:00,580
Listen to him. You can hear for
yourself.
1309
01:18:01,300 --> 01:18:04,060
Why don't you tell him what a piece of
shit you are? I don't know what I did. I
1310
01:18:04,060 --> 01:18:04,519
don't know.
1311
01:18:04,520 --> 01:18:06,620
You don't fucking know. You're lying
piece of shit.
1312
01:18:07,220 --> 01:18:08,220
Let me go, man.
1313
01:18:08,340 --> 01:18:11,460
He's not going to help you. Come on,
man. You've got to let me go.
1314
01:18:11,780 --> 01:18:14,060
That is cheating on his wife. Shut up.
1315
01:18:14,380 --> 01:18:15,660
Shut up. Don't listen to her.
1316
01:18:16,180 --> 01:18:17,059
He's crazy.
1317
01:18:17,060 --> 01:18:22,740
Just kill him and everything will be
fine. Just kill him and everything will
1318
01:18:22,740 --> 01:18:23,740
be fine.
1319
01:18:25,050 --> 01:18:29,210
No! No, Farhang! Come on! Shut the f***
up!
1320
01:18:29,430 --> 01:18:30,430
Listen to him!
1321
01:18:30,570 --> 01:18:34,030
Listen to him! Please, please, please,
just do this. Come on, please, listen to
1322
01:18:34,030 --> 01:18:35,090
him, you crazy b***h!
1323
01:18:36,070 --> 01:18:37,070
No!
1324
01:18:38,070 --> 01:18:39,068
Farhang, let go!
1325
01:18:39,070 --> 01:18:40,070
Let go!
1326
01:18:40,090 --> 01:18:42,690
Farhang! Give me the hammer! Farhang,
let go! Give me the hammer, baby! No!
1327
01:18:42,790 --> 01:18:43,790
No!
1328
01:18:55,280 --> 01:18:55,959
Are you okay?
1329
01:18:55,960 --> 01:18:56,960
Are you okay?
1330
01:18:57,460 --> 01:18:58,460
Are you okay?
1331
01:18:59,680 --> 01:19:01,460
Jen, answer me. Answer me, please.
1332
01:19:02,440 --> 01:19:05,520
What if the movie was gonna end?
1333
01:19:09,760 --> 01:19:10,760
What?
1334
01:19:14,080 --> 01:19:15,080
Well,
1335
01:19:17,460 --> 01:19:19,020
at least you got an end to your movie,
right?
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