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Alright guys, what's going on today, man?

I'm feeling really good today for some strange reason.

I got this little crush on this girl that works at the restaurant by my

house. I'm actually pretty hungry. I want to go eat there.

But at the same time, I'm really hungry for some pussy.

So if I go there and she's there today, I'm going to try my best.

I'm going to keep this camera rolling to convince her to fuck.

I'm pretty sure it's going to be pretty easy to do due to the fact that I think

she has a crush on me as well. But I don't know. We'll find out.

But I'm actually here right now. I just pulled up to the restaurant.

So wish me luck.

Good, good, good.

I got you.

I got you.

Hi, I'm going to be your waitress today. What's up, Vina? How are you doing

today? You don't remember me?

No, I don't remember you. Oh, it's all good. I come here a lot.

Oh, you're a regular. Yeah, I'm okay.

Well, I'm, yeah.

I know, you're busy. Yeah.

I just want some water for right now. Just give me a little bit of time.

Okay.

Awesome.

Nice cold water. Thank you. Have you decided what you wanted on the menu?

Yes, I'd like a slice of cheese pizza.

Okay. Anything else?

That's it for now. We have like a few specials going on. Oh, yeah?

I'm just in the mood for it.

Pizza. Okay. Are you sure? Okay.

Thank you. You're welcome. One cheese pizza coming up.

Damn.

Did I see how cute she is?

I mean, yeah, I can see how she's looking at me, right?

I hope I'm not being delusional, but it looks like she might have a crush on me.

All right. Let's see.

Oh, there she is right there.

Oh, man. She looks so nice.

Oh, God. I'm hungry. Fuck.

I hope you enjoy it. Is there anything else I can get you? That's good. Okay.

Thank you. Okay. You're welcome.

Check, please. I'm ready.

Is there anything else that you needed?

Anything else I could get you before you leave?

Yeah, yeah.

There's actually something else I would like, but it's not on the menu.

You?

Okay.

Give me one night with you.

An hour, two hours. I don't know.

I'm busy right now. You're busy right now? Yeah.

I guarantee you'll make more money with me in an hour than you probably do

in a week.

Here.

How so?

How so?

Uh... $800? How does that sound?

That sounds awesome. So spend an hour with me, and I'm sure you make like half

of that in a week here, right?

Yeah. Right? Sounds about right, yeah. Right?

So what do you say?

Like, fuck this place.

Like, we can leave right now.

Could I maybe, like, just get back to you at another time or something?

I don't know if I have time in the future. I mean, like, right now I'm

really hyped about this. Like, I'm not really doing anything today, so... I

don't know, you can get my number here. Like, put your number here.

Actually, let me get your phone number.

I'll write it down. I'll write it down for you.

That's my phone number.

Give me a call when you're ready.

Okay. Yeah. I'll give you a call. I'm always ready.

Okay. So I'll be waiting for your call.

Okay. Is that cool?

Mm-hmm.

I will definitely give you a call if I ever change my mind.

Okay. Yeah. Sounds good.

Hopefully you do real soon.

And this is going to be your check for today. But as of right now, I'm good.

Okay. As of right now, you're good. Thank you, though.

No problem. Thank you for the pizza. Thank you. You have a great day. You

too. Thank you. Bye.

And then I call them in 15 minutes.

Get out of here.

Oh, man.

Oh, that sucked.

Well, hopefully she calls.

Fuck.

That really sucks.

Alright,

guys. I'm going to be completely, 100% honest with y'all. I got a... I

got a phone call.

I was going to say, I have a weird feeling that she likes me.

This is a weird number.

I hope this is her.

Hello?

Hey.

Oh, what's... Please tell me this is Vina. It's the girl from the restaurant

that I just saw. Yeah.

What's up? You called me pretty quick.

I actually get off in 15 minutes. I was wondering if you could wait for me.

Oh, that's...

Not a problem. I'm waiting right outside right now. I was ready to pull off.

Okay. Sounds good. So you said 15 minutes?

Yes, 15 minutes. All right. All right, awesome.

I'll be waiting.

Okay. Bye.

Thanks.

Wow, isn't that crazy?

That was quick.

I'm telling you, money changes a whole lot of things.

She saw that money and...

She said, I am ready.

I don't know why a sexy girl like that is working at a shit place like this,

but the money always talks.

I'll be waiting. See y'all soon.

Oh, 15 minutes, 15 minutes, 15 minutes. Yeah, it's been like 17 minutes.

I changed my mind. You took the deal, huh? Yeah, I took the deal.

You are so smart.

Goddamn.

Well, I could use the money. Yeah, I know you could use the money, but along

with the money, you're going to have some fun. I guarantee it.

Okay.

Well, you're down for everything. I am down for that.

Oh, man.

Gave me all the work. Worked up.

I'm not too far from here, so let's hurry and get there and get this party

started. I've never done this before. You've never done this before?

Mm-mm.

What, have sex?

No. Like, just leave with the guy that I... Just leave.

Don't worry.

It's normal.

It's normal?

It's normal.

I do it all the time. I'm just kidding.

It's my first time, too.

But I'm, like, I'm real hype on you.

I've been watching you. I got lipstick all over your mouth.

I like that. That's a souvenir.

All right.

Let's get home. I'm about to speed home. Fuck this.

Shit.

Thank you.

You like that?

I told you it was going to be tight.

Oh, that's nice.

Thank you.

Oh, Jesus.

Oh, shit.

Oh, you fucking scared me. Oh, you fucking scared me.

Come on.

um um

That's it here.

Oh, the pussy's so tight.

I'm sorry.

Shit, well, I don't want you to get fired from your job, so you should hurry

up and get over there. Don't worry about showers. I'm just going to come all over

you.

Hello. Hey.

So, how was the shoot? It was amazing.

Awesome. I had a lot of fun. Yeah? How was it working with Bruno? He's really

chill. He's really cool, and he has a nice dick.

Nice.

Nice little dick.

Or not little, but you know what I mean. Little.

Little. You said little already. Big little. Whatever.

Yeah. If you want a big picture, it's right here.

There you go.

Well,

I'm just kidding.

I'm kidding.

So I'm glad you liked the shoot, and it's always a pleasure shooting you.

Thank you. It was a pleasure shooting for you guys. I didn't think about that.

All right, until next time. Thank you. Yes, until next time.