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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,650 --> 00:00:06,630 You can look all over this great big world, you can look down every street, 2 00:00:07,170 --> 00:00:13,130 in every bookstore, on every desk, for every girl you meet. 3 00:00:13,650 --> 00:00:20,050 You can drive out to California, and chase down all your dreams. 4 00:00:20,530 --> 00:00:26,630 I know you'll find someone beautiful, but you'll never find 5 00:00:26,630 --> 00:00:28,150 me. 6 00:00:29,290 --> 00:00:31,050 Is the wind always like this here? 7 00:00:31,810 --> 00:00:32,970 No, never. 8 00:00:34,350 --> 00:00:35,430 How long have you been here? 9 00:00:36,390 --> 00:00:37,730 I've been here about a month. 10 00:00:38,650 --> 00:00:39,650 Same with my aunt. 11 00:00:41,310 --> 00:00:43,670 She's been worried I don't have much of a social life. 12 00:00:44,170 --> 00:00:47,090 So I guess our aunts got together and decided to fix us up. 13 00:00:47,630 --> 00:00:49,950 I am so sorry if she tried to rope you into this. 14 00:00:50,590 --> 00:00:51,590 No, no. 15 00:00:52,190 --> 00:00:53,190 It's all good. 16 00:00:55,450 --> 00:00:57,630 All right, look, I'll be honest with you. When I first heard about the blind 17 00:00:57,630 --> 00:01:01,990 date, I was a little nervous. But that's only because I had a really bad blind 18 00:01:01,990 --> 00:01:04,370 date. And so when I hear the word, I just, I run. 19 00:01:05,110 --> 00:01:06,110 Same. 20 00:01:06,490 --> 00:01:07,490 Really? Yep. 21 00:01:07,630 --> 00:01:10,830 Yep. But you know what? I am glad I didn't this time. 22 00:01:13,210 --> 00:01:14,210 Yeah, me too. 23 00:01:15,910 --> 00:01:18,430 You know, I've got some beers. You want to? 24 00:01:18,830 --> 00:01:19,830 One? Yes. 25 00:01:20,090 --> 00:01:22,550 Really? That sounds great. Oh, my God. You're prepared. 26 00:01:22,850 --> 00:01:23,850 Excellent idea. 27 00:01:23,990 --> 00:01:29,250 Well, I figured no matter how the date turned out, the beer would come in 28 00:01:29,250 --> 00:01:32,550 handy. I was actually going to pack a flask myself in my backpack. 29 00:01:32,910 --> 00:01:33,910 Sorry I didn't. 30 00:01:34,270 --> 00:01:35,270 Christ. 31 00:01:35,730 --> 00:01:37,650 That must have been a really bad blind date. 32 00:01:38,270 --> 00:01:41,010 Yeah. He was a bodybuilder. 33 00:01:41,890 --> 00:01:45,590 And, um, I don't know. He pretty much talked about himself the entire date. Or 34 00:01:45,590 --> 00:01:47,350 actually stared at himself in the silverware. 35 00:01:47,800 --> 00:01:49,340 While judging me for ordering fries. 36 00:01:49,820 --> 00:01:50,940 Wow. Yeah. 37 00:01:51,640 --> 00:01:52,940 That might be worse than mine. 38 00:01:55,040 --> 00:01:59,280 No. No, it's not. What happened on yours? Oh, God. The girl, she was 39 00:01:59,280 --> 00:02:02,820 talking about herself in the third person the whole time. It was so bad, I 40 00:02:02,820 --> 00:02:07,700 had to text my sister this SOS message. Then she pretended there was a family 41 00:02:07,700 --> 00:02:09,919 emergency. That's bad. Yeah. That's bad. 42 00:02:10,180 --> 00:02:11,180 It was. 43 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:15,500 So what are you doing here now? 44 00:02:16,270 --> 00:02:17,270 Where were you before? 45 00:02:18,270 --> 00:02:20,630 I was with the Peace Corps in Africa. 46 00:02:21,590 --> 00:02:23,450 Small village just outside of Zambia. 47 00:02:24,150 --> 00:02:27,230 Zambia? Yeah. Met some pretty incredible people there. 48 00:02:27,570 --> 00:02:28,790 Really changed my life. 49 00:02:30,470 --> 00:02:31,470 What did you do there? 50 00:02:33,090 --> 00:02:35,690 We built a water filtration system. 51 00:02:36,210 --> 00:02:39,870 And I worked at an AIDS vaccination center. 52 00:02:41,610 --> 00:02:42,610 Wow. 53 00:02:43,050 --> 00:02:44,050 That's amazing. 54 00:02:45,070 --> 00:02:46,070 I mean, who does that? 55 00:02:46,770 --> 00:02:48,190 And what made you do that? 56 00:02:48,510 --> 00:02:50,510 Well, that is a long story. 57 00:02:52,330 --> 00:02:53,330 I got time. 58 00:02:54,290 --> 00:02:55,290 Some other time. 59 00:02:56,490 --> 00:03:00,570 But the short version is I thought to myself, you know, hey, why not? 60 00:03:02,590 --> 00:03:03,590 Well, that's good. 61 00:03:04,010 --> 00:03:05,010 For now. 62 00:03:08,690 --> 00:03:10,970 You want to go with me to the beach and have dinner tonight? 63 00:03:12,210 --> 00:03:13,210 Yeah. 64 00:03:13,690 --> 00:03:14,690 It's not windy there. 65 00:03:15,550 --> 00:03:17,810 Good. That sounds real good. 66 00:03:23,470 --> 00:03:29,270 This is not right. It's fucked up. I had a great date last night and now this? 67 00:03:29,490 --> 00:03:30,490 No! 68 00:03:32,610 --> 00:03:33,610 Yeah, huh? 69 00:03:33,770 --> 00:03:36,530 You didn't even close the deal. I didn't! 70 00:03:38,110 --> 00:03:39,610 That's your Birkenstock girl. 71 00:03:41,060 --> 00:03:44,760 Birkenstock girl is great. Oh, she's getting a call back for sure. I'm not 72 00:03:44,760 --> 00:03:46,040 even waiting the requisite three days. 73 00:03:47,980 --> 00:03:49,800 It's true. You're here, you're here. 74 00:03:50,760 --> 00:03:53,100 It's a special day. I'm even wearing panties. 75 00:03:54,100 --> 00:03:56,800 Come on. Come on in. Come on, come on. Come on, come on, come on. 76 00:04:00,360 --> 00:04:01,360 Panties. 77 00:04:03,580 --> 00:04:04,580 I'm sure. 78 00:04:08,700 --> 00:04:09,700 Huh? 79 00:04:10,380 --> 00:04:11,380 Good to see y'all. 80 00:04:12,960 --> 00:04:13,960 Gina. 81 00:04:16,079 --> 00:04:17,079 My spouse. 82 00:04:18,519 --> 00:04:19,519 Thank you. 83 00:04:19,920 --> 00:04:20,920 You're welcome. 84 00:04:22,060 --> 00:04:23,060 Bloody Marys? 85 00:04:23,800 --> 00:04:24,800 Yes. 86 00:04:25,680 --> 00:04:27,340 Come on. Sit down. Sit down. 87 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:32,000 How are you, baby? 88 00:04:32,260 --> 00:04:34,580 I'm good. I'm good. I, uh, I, uh... 89 00:04:34,840 --> 00:04:37,200 I closed a deal to decorate this really great hotel in London. 90 00:04:37,420 --> 00:04:39,860 I'm going to be traveling a lot, which is really, really good. Oh, that's 91 00:04:39,860 --> 00:04:41,060 fantastic. When are you leaving? 92 00:04:41,400 --> 00:04:43,860 Well, it's still in the early stages, so like a few weeks. 93 00:04:46,080 --> 00:04:47,860 And I heard you had an awesome audition. 94 00:04:48,420 --> 00:04:52,980 Yeah. Actually, I booked a commercial that shoots in New York. Good for you. 95 00:04:53,100 --> 00:04:54,100 That's fantastic. 96 00:04:55,400 --> 00:04:56,400 It is fantastic. 97 00:04:56,700 --> 00:05:00,060 And in fact, he's up for this really great role in an indie film. 98 00:05:00,920 --> 00:05:03,380 Oh, good for you. I'm so proud of you. 99 00:05:05,640 --> 00:05:07,000 So he's still bartending, huh? 100 00:05:09,500 --> 00:05:14,520 Why do you have to do that? Why can't you just be happy that he's happy? 101 00:05:14,980 --> 00:05:17,440 Because it's time he grows up and gets himself a real job. 102 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:21,640 He's perfectly grown up and he has two jobs that he works really hard at. 103 00:05:22,400 --> 00:05:26,560 Oh, yeah, and these real jobs have a future. Okay, you know what? This is why 104 00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:30,880 we don't do the family thing, because we don't talk, okay? We come over, you 105 00:05:30,880 --> 00:05:34,960 berate Owen, you try to keep the peace, and if you do talk to us, it's only 106 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:35,960 about work. 107 00:05:36,600 --> 00:05:37,840 But it's always so much fun. 108 00:05:38,380 --> 00:05:41,480 You know, and just so you know, I'm still gay. 109 00:05:42,160 --> 00:05:46,340 Nobody's come along and made me straight. In fact, I had an amazing date 110 00:05:46,340 --> 00:05:48,260 last night with a really beautiful woman. 111 00:05:48,600 --> 00:05:51,220 Well, I'm really glad you made that so clear, but, you know... 112 00:05:51,530 --> 00:05:52,750 Young girl, I still don't understand. 113 00:05:53,010 --> 00:05:55,750 You were raised Catholic, and what you do is against the Bible. 114 00:05:56,010 --> 00:05:57,690 You dated men, you still make this choice. 115 00:05:59,190 --> 00:06:01,030 It's just not normal. Oh, okay. 116 00:06:01,430 --> 00:06:02,510 Christ, John. Really? 117 00:06:02,730 --> 00:06:05,070 Don't waste your punch, okay? Because he said it. You can't take it back. 118 00:06:05,790 --> 00:06:09,230 You know, I am so sorry for all the years of disappointment that I have 119 00:06:09,230 --> 00:06:10,390 caused you, Colonel. 120 00:06:10,970 --> 00:06:14,230 I wonder how Mom would feel about all this. Because at least when she was 121 00:06:14,230 --> 00:06:15,670 alive, she accepted me. 122 00:06:16,790 --> 00:06:19,590 What is wrong with you? Why are you so out of control? 123 00:06:21,070 --> 00:06:24,130 I don't want to do this anymore. I don't want to participate in some war that you 124 00:06:24,130 --> 00:06:28,330 waged on me, okay, and who I am. And just for the record, you have never 125 00:06:28,330 --> 00:06:31,430 been, nor will you ever be, in control of me. 126 00:06:32,230 --> 00:06:36,790 And if you think that I've been a disappointment to you, you have no idea 127 00:06:36,790 --> 00:06:37,870 what you've been to me. 128 00:06:42,870 --> 00:06:43,890 And then there were two. 129 00:06:57,710 --> 00:07:00,110 What will I fucking learn? It's always the same! 130 00:07:00,870 --> 00:07:02,430 Oh, I'm done with this shit. 131 00:07:33,420 --> 00:07:36,980 They said, he's so neat and white. 132 00:07:37,720 --> 00:07:42,560 And they said, she's so pretty white. 133 00:07:43,360 --> 00:07:47,000 Well, they said, I'm so lost. 9776

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