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You can look all over this great big world, you can look down every street,

in every bookstore, on every desk, for every girl you meet.

You can drive out to California, and chase down all your dreams.

I know you'll find someone beautiful, but you'll never find

me.

Is the wind always like this here?

No, never.

How long have you been here?

I've been here about a month.

Same with my aunt.

She's been worried I don't have much of a social life.

So I guess our aunts got together and decided to fix us up.

I am so sorry if she tried to rope you into this.

No, no.

It's all good.

All right, look, I'll be honest with you. When I first heard about the blind

date, I was a little nervous. But that's only because I had a really bad blind

date. And so when I hear the word, I just, I run.

Same.

Really? Yep.

Yep. But you know what? I am glad I didn't this time.

Yeah, me too.

You know, I've got some beers. You want to?

One? Yes.

Really? That sounds great. Oh, my God. You're prepared.

Excellent idea.

Well, I figured no matter how the date turned out, the beer would come in

handy. I was actually going to pack a flask myself in my backpack.

Sorry I didn't.

Christ.

That must have been a really bad blind date.

Yeah. He was a bodybuilder.

And, um, I don't know. He pretty much talked about himself the entire date. Or

actually stared at himself in the silverware.

While judging me for ordering fries.

Wow. Yeah.

That might be worse than mine.

No. No, it's not. What happened on yours? Oh, God. The girl, she was

talking about herself in the third person the whole time. It was so bad, I

had to text my sister this SOS message. Then she pretended there was a family

emergency. That's bad. Yeah. That's bad.

It was.

So what are you doing here now?

Where were you before?

I was with the Peace Corps in Africa.

Small village just outside of Zambia.

Zambia? Yeah. Met some pretty incredible people there.

Really changed my life.

What did you do there?

We built a water filtration system.

And I worked at an AIDS vaccination center.

Wow.

That's amazing.

I mean, who does that?

And what made you do that?

Well, that is a long story.

I got time.

Some other time.

But the short version is I thought to myself, you know, hey, why not?

Well, that's good.

For now.

You want to go with me to the beach and have dinner tonight?

Yeah.

It's not windy there.

Good. That sounds real good.

This is not right. It's fucked up. I had a great date last night and now this?

No!

Yeah, huh?

You didn't even close the deal. I didn't!

That's your Birkenstock girl.

Birkenstock girl is great. Oh, she's getting a call back for sure. I'm not

even waiting the requisite three days.

It's true. You're here, you're here.

It's a special day. I'm even wearing panties.

Come on. Come on in. Come on, come on. Come on, come on, come on.

Panties.

I'm sure.

Huh?

Good to see y'all.

Gina.

My spouse.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Bloody Marys?

Yes.

Come on. Sit down. Sit down.

How are you, baby?

I'm good. I'm good. I, uh, I, uh...

I closed a deal to decorate this really great hotel in London.

I'm going to be traveling a lot, which is really, really good. Oh, that's

fantastic. When are you leaving?

Well, it's still in the early stages, so like a few weeks.

And I heard you had an awesome audition.

Yeah. Actually, I booked a commercial that shoots in New York. Good for you.

That's fantastic.

It is fantastic.

And in fact, he's up for this really great role in an indie film.

Oh, good for you. I'm so proud of you.

So he's still bartending, huh?

Why do you have to do that? Why can't you just be happy that he's happy?

Because it's time he grows up and gets himself a real job.

He's perfectly grown up and he has two jobs that he works really hard at.

Oh, yeah, and these real jobs have a future. Okay, you know what? This is why

we don't do the family thing, because we don't talk, okay? We come over, you

berate Owen, you try to keep the peace, and if you do talk to us, it's only

about work.

But it's always so much fun.

You know, and just so you know, I'm still gay.

Nobody's come along and made me straight. In fact, I had an amazing date

last night with a really beautiful woman.

Well, I'm really glad you made that so clear, but, you know...

Young girl, I still don't understand.

You were raised Catholic, and what you do is against the Bible.

You dated men, you still make this choice.

It's just not normal. Oh, okay.

Christ, John. Really?

Don't waste your punch, okay? Because he said it. You can't take it back.

You know, I am so sorry for all the years of disappointment that I have

caused you, Colonel.

I wonder how Mom would feel about all this. Because at least when she was

alive, she accepted me.

What is wrong with you? Why are you so out of control?

I don't want to do this anymore. I don't want to participate in some war that you

waged on me, okay, and who I am. And just for the record, you have never

been, nor will you ever be, in control of me.

And if you think that I've been a disappointment to you, you have no idea

what you've been to me.

And then there were two.

What will I fucking learn? It's always the same!

Oh, I'm done with this shit.

They said, he's so neat and white.

And they said, she's so pretty white.

Well, they said, I'm so lost.