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You can look all over this great big
world, you can look down every street,
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in every bookstore, on every dashboard,
every girl you meet.
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You can drive out to California and
chase down all your dreams.
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I know you'll find someone beautiful,
but you'll never find
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me.
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Forget this.
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I let Aunt Jane talk me into a blind
date with one of her friend's daughters.
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Oh, that could end badly. You could end
up with one of Gaia's granola munching
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minions. We're going hiking.
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That is so zen of you.
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Oh my god, you're totally not helping in
case I'm completely stressed out about
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this and I can't even believe I agreed
to do it. I'm sorry.
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Maybe she'll be hot.
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We're in Birkenstocks. Okay, seriously?
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Look, I'm sorry, okay? I'm stressed out
too. I have a date with Tracy tonight.
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Pete.
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I thought she spent the night at your
place last night. She didn't stay.
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Oh, really?
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Sounds like a real date.
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Yeah.
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When was the last time you had one of
those?
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Oh, shut up.
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Serious?
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Serious.
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You must really like her.
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You know what it is? She's different.
And she gets me...
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Tongue-tied.
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Uh-oh. No, just, I need you to help me
plan this thing, okay? It has to seem...
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First, datey. Not, not, I want to sleep
with you datey.
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So, uh, cute.
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No.
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Oh, crap. It's the Colonel.
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Colonel?
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Brunch?
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I, no, I can't. I'm really crazy right
now. Honestly, I'm starting a new hotel
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and I just... I know I have to eat.
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Fine.
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Alan and I will be there at 11.30.
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Bye.
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I wasn't going by myself.
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That is fucked up. I need you. I need
you there, okay? If it's just me, there
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are too many little gay vibes for Dad,
okay? And Aunt Jane's going to be there.
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You're such an asshole. I hate the way
that he treats you.
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The only way I'm going is if you have a
stripper on your lap the whole time.
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Done.
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I'm going for Mom, because she would
want us to have a relationship with him.
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And you, you're going for me.
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Ten bucks says he hits me with an acting
jab before he hits you with a gay jab.
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I'll take that bet. I'm wearing
motorcycle boots.
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I never loved you more.
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I'm glad we have each other.
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I'm serious. I need some help with this,
okay? I need to step up my game.
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The last thing you need is to step up
your game. No, I really do. She wants
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romance.
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Romance? Romance.
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Okay, you were totally up against it. I
know.
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Yeah. I'm afraid of that.
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God, that was a great workout. I'm gonna
go shower.
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It's good.
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Yeah, you must be beat. I am. How are
you doing?
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I sweat right here.
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Is this okay?
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Sure. Yeah?
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Yeah. Some wine? Please.
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There you go.
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See?
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I can be romantic.
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That was never in question.
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I think that you are a smart, very
beautiful woman who's used to getting
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what she wants when she wants it. So I'm
guessing that you don't have to be
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romantic.
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I don't date much.
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What do you do?
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I'm more of a meet someone and have
dinner and see where it goes kind of
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gal. So dinner in bed?
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Oh, you make it sound like a bad thing.
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All right, seriously, are we going to do
this all night, or are you going to
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spend some time getting to know me,
which is what you asked for?
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What do you like to do when you aren't
working?
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Well, I think I like to work.
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And I think the fact that my phone isn't
sitting on this blanket right now is a
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very big deal.
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Well, thanks. Thanks a lot.
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I do like to travel.
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Favorite place to travel for fun or
work?
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Italy.
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Anywhere. I love the food, the wine, the
people.
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Tramezzo is so peaceful.
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I've never been, but it's on the top of
my list.
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You? Thailand.
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The beaches are gorgeous.
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Would you like a grape? Sure.
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Got it.
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I got it.
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Okay.
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Are you more of the adventure on-the-go
vacation or the chill
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-out vacation?
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Can't I have both?
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I don't see why not.
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Although I have to say I love the
concept of sitting and staring at the
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water. I just I I think it's hard Hard
to be alone with yourself
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Maybe I was like that Never sat still on
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the go parties bars one-night stands
Anything so I didn't have to face the
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truth What was that?
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I was unhappy
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Well, that one-night-stand thing doesn't
sound so bad. You were a pain in the
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ass.
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Right. How old were you when you
realized what you wanted?
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I'm a work in progress.
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Here.
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Hold on.
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Okay.
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Now that is romantic.
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Really surprising.
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Shocking, actually.
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When I first met you, you had on a blue
Armani suit and three-inch Prada heels.
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Black.
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And you said that the thing you missed
most about living in the States was
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being able to get your sour gummies.
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You said they were your cheat candy.
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That was very surprising.
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And there's nothing else in life I'd
rather do
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Then waste my time
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Can you take my heart in your hands And
lead me away
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Where I will find a little piece
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of you And I'll give a little piece of
me
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