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You can look all over this great big world, you can look down every street,

in every bookstore, on every dashboard, every girl you meet.

You can drive out to California and chase down all your dreams.

I know you'll find someone beautiful, but you'll never find

me.

Forget this.

I let Aunt Jane talk me into a blind date with one of her friend's daughters.

Oh, that could end badly. You could end up with one of Gaia's granola munching

minions. We're going hiking.

That is so zen of you.

Oh my god, you're totally not helping in case I'm completely stressed out about

this and I can't even believe I agreed to do it. I'm sorry.

Maybe she'll be hot.

We're in Birkenstocks. Okay, seriously?

Look, I'm sorry, okay? I'm stressed out too. I have a date with Tracy tonight.

Pete.

I thought she spent the night at your place last night. She didn't stay.

Oh, really?

Sounds like a real date.

Yeah.

When was the last time you had one of those?

Oh, shut up.

Serious?

Serious.

You must really like her.

You know what it is? She's different. And she gets me...

Tongue-tied.

Uh-oh. No, just, I need you to help me plan this thing, okay? It has to seem...

First, datey. Not, not, I want to sleep with you datey.

So, uh, cute.

No.

Oh, crap. It's the Colonel.

Colonel?

Brunch?

I, no, I can't. I'm really crazy right now. Honestly, I'm starting a new hotel

and I just... I know I have to eat.

Fine.

Alan and I will be there at 11.30.

Bye.

I wasn't going by myself.

That is fucked up. I need you. I need you there, okay? If it's just me, there

are too many little gay vibes for Dad, okay? And Aunt Jane's going to be there.

You're such an asshole. I hate the way that he treats you.

The only way I'm going is if you have a stripper on your lap the whole time.

Done.

I'm going for Mom, because she would want us to have a relationship with him.

And you, you're going for me.

Ten bucks says he hits me with an acting jab before he hits you with a gay jab.

I'll take that bet. I'm wearing motorcycle boots.

I never loved you more.

I'm glad we have each other.

I'm serious. I need some help with this, okay? I need to step up my game.

The last thing you need is to step up your game. No, I really do. She wants

romance.

Romance? Romance.

Okay, you were totally up against it. I know.

Yeah. I'm afraid of that.

God, that was a great workout. I'm gonna go shower.

It's good.

Yeah, you must be beat. I am. How are you doing?

I sweat right here.

Is this okay?

Sure. Yeah?

Yeah. Some wine? Please.

There you go.

See?

I can be romantic.

That was never in question.

I think that you are a smart, very beautiful woman who's used to getting

what she wants when she wants it. So I'm guessing that you don't have to be

romantic.

I don't date much.

What do you do?

I'm more of a meet someone and have dinner and see where it goes kind of

gal. So dinner in bed?

Oh, you make it sound like a bad thing.

All right, seriously, are we going to do this all night, or are you going to

spend some time getting to know me, which is what you asked for?

What do you like to do when you aren't working?

Well, I think I like to work.

And I think the fact that my phone isn't sitting on this blanket right now is a

very big deal.

Well, thanks. Thanks a lot.

I do like to travel.

Favorite place to travel for fun or work?

Italy.

Anywhere. I love the food, the wine, the people.

Tramezzo is so peaceful.

I've never been, but it's on the top of my list.

You? Thailand.

The beaches are gorgeous.

Would you like a grape? Sure.

Got it.

I got it.

Okay.

Are you more of the adventure on-the-go vacation or the chill

-out vacation?

Can't I have both?

I don't see why not.

Although I have to say I love the concept of sitting and staring at the

water. I just I I think it's hard Hard to be alone with yourself

Maybe I was like that Never sat still on

the go parties bars one-night stands Anything so I didn't have to face the

truth What was that?

I was unhappy

Well, that one-night-stand thing doesn't sound so bad. You were a pain in the

ass.

Right. How old were you when you realized what you wanted?

I'm a work in progress.

Here.

Hold on.

Okay.

Now that is romantic.

Really surprising.

Shocking, actually.

When I first met you, you had on a blue Armani suit and three-inch Prada heels.

Black.

And you said that the thing you missed most about living in the States was

being able to get your sour gummies.

You said they were your cheat candy.

That was very surprising.

And there's nothing else in life I'd rather do

Then waste my time

Can you take my heart in your hands And lead me away

Where I will find a little piece

of you And I'll give a little piece of me